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[electronic beeping]
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[♪ tense music playing]
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[beeping continues]
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[judge]
Cheryl Mason, you are hereby demoted...
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[Cheryl] I used to work on an elite
delinquent acquisition task force.
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[judge] ...for the rogue use
of unsanctioned technology...
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[Cheryl] But after being betrayed,
I was demoted...
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- You're crazy!
- [Schneider] I am not crazy!
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[judge]
...leading to the disappearance
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of asset Amelia Earhart.
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[Andy] Are you still on that case
with those two teen girls?
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[Cheryl]
...to the Juvenile Department to rot.
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- [echoing] To rot... To rot... To rot...
- [♪ dramatic crescendo]
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- [laughter]
- Really?
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Okay, well, not if I see you first!
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- [laughter continues]
- [graphics beep]
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I'm gonna hold you to that, Nancy!
Oh, my God...
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Oh! Hey, office buddy.
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Oh, it's Simon from Delinquent
Processing's 170th birthday.
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There's cake!
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Gluten-free.
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- [♪ elevator music playing]
- [sighs] Mm...
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You know, Cher-bear,
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it wouldn't kill you to make some friends
with people at the office.
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Other than me, of course.
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- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- I didn't get to where I am today
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by making friends.
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- [♪ music stops abruptly]
- I mean... yeah.
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Yeah.
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- [beeping]
- [computer] Anomaly detected.
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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[Andy] Are you sure you wouldn't like me
to take over that case for you?
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We could do a swapsies!
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I really don't mind.
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[beep, whoosh]
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- [♪ music stops abruptly]
- [slurping]
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[stops slurping, gulps]
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[clicks tongue, sighs]
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- [school bell ringing]
- [Schneider] Why am I not surprised
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to hear that you've caused
yet another anomaly?
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Um, because it's our signature move?
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- [laughs]
- [scoffs] Like--
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Do you have any idea how many Schneiders
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have been turned into sea cucumbers now?
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Forty-three.
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Not to mention all the ones who've
been gravely injured, thanks to you.
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Just look at Pig Latin Schneider.
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- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [groaning]
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The rules of his universe
were quite simple. Speak Pig Latin.
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We didn't have any
problems with the Pig Latin.
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Yeah! It was the dark undercurrent
of misogyny that we bumped on.
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Yeah, I mean, seriously,
in what world does speaking Pig Latin
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and hunting women for sport go together?
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[Schneiders]
This one!
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[Shakespearean Schneider]
We simply cannot go on like this.
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Knowing you has become
a plague on all our houses.
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- [Schneiders murmur agreement]
- Oh, come on. That's our thing!
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You tell us to blend in, we say yes,
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and then don't,
for very legitimate reasons.
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- [Schneiders groan]
- Havoc ensues.
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You fix the portal,
and then you know what?
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In the end, we're all better for it.
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Yep. It's the basis of our friendship.
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Let's get one thing straight.
You are not our friends.
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You are our burden. Unless you think
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we like having our lives ruined
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by two inconsiderate, ignorant,
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insubordinate teenagers.
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[whirring]
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This is why we Schneiders feel
it might be best for everyone
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if we just turn you in.
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- Turn us in?
- Oh, oh, really?
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Okay. You all, you all feel that way?
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[Schneiders murmur agreement]
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Thanks to your interference
in that weird oranges world,
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Cheryl already knows of our involvement.
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But, if we comply with MOM,
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they might be more lenient with us.
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- You know, I'm gonna say something.
- Go ahead. Yeah, say it.
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When we first met you,
we thought you were kind of a butthead.
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- [gasping]
- But as we got to know you,
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we were like, "Hmm,
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- maybe there's more to him."
- Mm-hmm.
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And it turns out,
our intuition was right, as usual.
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Yep. You're just a big butthead.
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A big [bleep] butthead.
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[indignant gasps]
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That's the smartest thing
I've ever heard you say.
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[electricity zaps]
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- Eryl-che, I-I--
- [Cheryl] Save it.
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So this is how you figured it out,
Stephen.
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Found a way to communicate
with your other selves
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across the multiverse. [laughs]
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I don't think that's
ever been done before.
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It actually hasn't, so...
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[Cheryl]
It wasn't a compliment.
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This was the final piece
of evidence I needed
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to solidify my case against you.
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And once I finally rid the multiverse
of Davey and Jonesie's chaos,
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I can convince MOM
that de-syncing you wasn't enough.
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Anything for a promotion, right, Cheryl?
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[♪ intense music playing]
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[♪ intense crescendo]
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Okay, seriously, what is
the backstory between you two?
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Nothing but ancient history.
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- [♪ suspenseful music playing]
- [mouthing]
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- Ah! [grunts]
- [body thuds]
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I don't like Mark in this universe.
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Um... yeah.
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- [Davey and Jonesie yelling]
- [Cheryl growling]
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Stephen... Stephen!
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- Is it working?
- How am I supposed to know?
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I'm just mashing all the buttons!
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- [♪ exciting music playing]
- Come on, come on!
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- [beeping, whirring]
- [Davey] Okay! Okay! Yeah!
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- Yes, yes, yes, yes. After you, madame.
- Thank you.
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[whirring]
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- [electricity buzzes]
- [both] Huh?
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- [beeping, whooshing]
- [♪ intense music playing]
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[whirring]
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[whirring]
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[screaming]
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- [whoosh, door slams]
- [panting]
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[electricity buzzes]
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[crackling]
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Do you think that it's a problem
that I went through with this thing?
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Yeah, probably. But I'm sure this world's
Schneider will be happy to tell us why.
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- Okay--
- Can you believe those guys?
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No! Like, I knew he was low-key the worst,
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but I didn't think he was actually like--
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- [Davey] Like the worst?
- [Jonesie] Yeah.
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It's like, how are we ever
supposed to trust him now?
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I don't know, but I'll tell you something.
I'd be happy
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- if I never saw another Schneider again.
- [door shuts]
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- [♪ creepy piano music playing]
- [students giggling]
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[both]
No.
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[♪ "Hurdy Gurdy Man" by Sir Jude playing]
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♪ Songs of love ♪
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Happy Schneider Day, friends!
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♪ "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy,
hurdy gurdy gurdy" he sang ♪
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♪ "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy,
hurdy gurdy gurdy" he... ♪
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- [sheep bleating]
- We're in hell.
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Do you hear sheep? I hear sheep.
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[Jonesie muttering]
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Is that Davey and Jonesie 6689?
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Welcome to my paradise.
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- [♪ song ends]
- [bell dings]
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[whispers]
What universe are we in? Also,
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- why is that you?
- [Schneider] Oh,
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you don't need to lower your voice here.
I don't hide anything from my friends.
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But, aren't you worried
that you're gonna cause--
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An anomaly? [laughs] No.
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We don't worry about
such trivial things here.
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Walk with me and all will be revealed.
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By me. As in, I will tell you.
Yeah. That made sense, right?
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[♪ "Hurdy Gurdy Man" by Sir Jude restarts]
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When I was de-synced, a version of me
was sent to this world. What's up, Ulrich?
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But it was very simple. It was basic.
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It was agrarian.
It was riddled with plague.
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It was basically medieval.
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A medieval school,
but in a modern city--
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- I wouldn't overthink it. Yep.
- Okay.
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[Schneider]
So I tried to blend in, you know,
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didn't wanna cause an anomaly,
even though there wasn't even really
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any science here to speak of.
You know, the only classes
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were butter churning
and sheep shearing and witch spotting.
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It's a very superstitious people.
What's up, Prudence? Get it, girl!
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But, one day, I was on a call
with the other Schneiders,
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and you know what that looks like...
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A big hologram, right?
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So another teacher walks in,
sees me doing this, freaks out.
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She thinks I'm doing black magic,
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and I might've said that, uh, I was a god.
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[♪ angelic choir vocalizing]
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- A god?
- [Schneider] I didn't say god.
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I said "man from the sky,"
and we just kinda went with it, so...
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They've been worshiping me
adoringly ever since.
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But, you know,
I've rewarded them handsomely
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with things like, uh,
modern medicine
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and electricity
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and indoor plumbing, those kinda things.
Ah, ah! O'Sullivan!
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Remember we talked about
the fundamentals of hygiene?
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Come on. There we go.
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- Attaboy, kiddo.
- [Jonesie] Okay, that's disgusting.
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- I'm okay. Thank you.
- Uh, um, so it's just, like,
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how are you not getting caught?
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Do you know what I mean?
Shouldn't MOM be all over you or...?
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Yeah, isn't this like Anomaly City?
If Anomaly City
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was a medieval town.
I-In a school.
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That's very astute girls.
I-It's a great grasp of multiversal law.
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See, before the teacher who spotted me
could tell anyone,
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I built a signal jammer,
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which takes us off MOM's radar completely.
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We're totally undetectable here.
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In fact, the only reason
that you were even able to get here
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is because of that.
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Going through a portal
with a portal device
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must've caused an energy burst so powerful
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that it temporarily rejuvenated
my previously decommissioned pathway--
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[laughs] Listen to me!
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I must sound so boring right now.
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You know, science, right?
Bit of a snooze.
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- Yeah! Yeah.
- Okay, so, no offense,
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but how are you this, like, nice and cool?
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Because in every other universe,
you've been--
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Oh, like an arrogant,
self-centered misanthrope
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who wouldn't know a good time
if it bit him on the ass?
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- Yes.
- Took the words right in my mouth. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's a bummer. But I gotta say,
it's not a surprise, you know?
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Because I have listened in
on some of these Schneider calls,
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and, uh, only a very sad man
wouldn't be totally enamored
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with the hilarious hijinks
you two have been up to.
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Right? Finally, someone said it!
Other than me a million times.
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- Duh! [laughs]
- Listen,
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why don't you spend the day
as my personal guests.
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I have been dying to hang with
the infamous Davey and Jonesie of 6689.
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Let's kick it, shall we?
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[laughs] Okay, I know we say this
a lot, but are we dead?
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- [laughs]
- Yeah. I mean, oh yeah. Actually, yeah.
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We're busy. Not! Like, yes! Let's kick it.
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- [laughing]
- [Jonesie] And he loves it!
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Okay, check this out.
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- Okay.
- Okay. I wanna make a candle.
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[♪ "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo / Let the
Happiness Begin" by Lighthouse playing]
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♪ Let the tidings of joy
touch your righteous hand ♪
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Yes!
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- Oh, no.
- [Davey] Oh, my God!
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- [laughing] Oh, no!
- [Jonesie] What?!
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- How'd that even happen?!
- Boo! No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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That is so funny!
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- [♪ song continues]
- [students cheering]
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[cheering]
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♪ Who says you're waiting
for another time ♪
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- I think it's ready. Yeah.
- Almost done? Okay.
235
00:09:54,137 --> 00:09:56,139
- [Schneider] Yep.
- Ooh...
236
00:09:56,139 --> 00:09:57,766
- Butter!
- [Jonesie] Mm.
237
00:09:57,766 --> 00:09:59,351
[all]
Mm.
238
00:09:59,351 --> 00:10:01,311
Ooh. La crema.
239
00:10:01,311 --> 00:10:02,479
[laughs]
240
00:10:02,479 --> 00:10:06,316
- [♪ indistinct singing]
- [students laugh]
241
00:10:06,316 --> 00:10:08,485
- [Davey] I could do this forever.
- [Jonesie] I know!
242
00:10:08,485 --> 00:10:10,403
[Davey]
I'm not even getting dizzy.
243
00:10:10,403 --> 00:10:12,322
- To us! [laughs]
- [Davey and Jonesie] To us!
244
00:10:12,322 --> 00:10:13,865
[Davey]
Hear, hear!
245
00:10:13,865 --> 00:10:15,367
[laughter, sighing]
246
00:10:15,367 --> 00:10:17,535
- Please, help yourselves.
- You spoil us.
247
00:10:17,535 --> 00:10:19,746
- We just bite into it?
- [all chewing]
248
00:10:19,746 --> 00:10:21,957
- Mm!
- [Schneider] Mm.
249
00:10:21,957 --> 00:10:23,959
And I said, "No, that's penicillin!"
250
00:10:23,959 --> 00:10:25,877
[laughter]
251
00:10:25,877 --> 00:10:27,629
Yeah, i-is this thing on?
252
00:10:27,629 --> 00:10:29,005
[laughter, sighing]
253
00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:31,466
[Schneider]
That's excellent work, Sierra. Thank you.
254
00:10:31,466 --> 00:10:33,969
Oh, thank you,
255
00:10:33,969 --> 00:10:36,429
- oh Great One! [giggles]
- [Schneider] [laughs] Alright.
256
00:10:36,429 --> 00:10:37,764
- [Jonesie laughs]
- [Schneider sighs]
257
00:10:37,764 --> 00:10:40,517
I have not had that much fun with a friend
258
00:10:40,517 --> 00:10:42,561
since my MOM days, you know?
259
00:10:42,561 --> 00:10:45,063
The people here are cool and all,
absolutely, don't get me wrong,
260
00:10:45,063 --> 00:10:46,940
but they don't have your sense of humor.
261
00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:48,733
- Or your grasp of toilets.
- [Jonesie laughs]
262
00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:51,194
I know. I have to admit,
today was actually really fun.
263
00:10:51,194 --> 00:10:52,821
Yeah, man! Like, you're cool!
264
00:10:52,821 --> 00:10:55,282
None of the other Schneiders
wanna hang out with us.
265
00:10:55,282 --> 00:10:57,200
- They wanted to turn us in.
- [Schneider] What?
266
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,035
- [Jonesie] Yeah.
- Bunch of [bleep] buttheads.
267
00:10:59,035 --> 00:11:01,288
- [Davey] That's exactly what I said! Yep.
- Thank you!
268
00:11:01,288 --> 00:11:04,833
And, yeah, there are some
undeniable cult-like vibes here,
269
00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:08,628
but, you know, everyone seems to be
genuinely happy. Even Sierra, our, um,
270
00:11:09,588 --> 00:11:11,840
- our table.
- [Schneider] Oh, they are. They are.
271
00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,341
And you'll be, too, once you settle in.
272
00:11:13,341 --> 00:11:15,427
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Wait, what?
273
00:11:16,595 --> 00:11:18,471
Oh, did I forget to mention?
274
00:11:18,471 --> 00:11:21,975
[♪ dissonant music playing]
275
00:11:21,975 --> 00:11:23,977
You get to stay in my paradise forever!
276
00:11:23,977 --> 00:11:26,021
Yay! Anyways, come on.
277
00:11:26,021 --> 00:11:27,480
Come on.
278
00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,316
[♪ soft music playing]
279
00:11:29,316 --> 00:11:31,067
[butter churn squishing]
280
00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:33,528
[Davey] Not that we're not
overjoyed to be stuck here,
281
00:11:33,528 --> 00:11:35,071
but why?
282
00:11:35,071 --> 00:11:36,448
Well, I can't have you running off
283
00:11:36,448 --> 00:11:38,491
and blabbing to
the other Schneiders about me.
284
00:11:38,491 --> 00:11:40,535
You see, I'm not just
hidden from MOM here.
285
00:11:40,535 --> 00:11:41,912
I'm hidden from me.
286
00:11:41,912 --> 00:11:44,039
I'm a drag, man, you know?
287
00:11:44,039 --> 00:11:45,332
Stuck in the past,
288
00:11:45,332 --> 00:11:47,000
embittered, alone.
289
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,920
Whereas here,
I've been able to get past all that.
290
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,880
I have a healthy state of mind.
291
00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,507
- I have healthy friendships.
- Okay, and by friendships,
292
00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:56,259
do you mean people who never question you
293
00:11:56,259 --> 00:11:58,595
because you convinced them
that you're a straight-up god?
294
00:11:58,595 --> 00:12:02,057
[sighs] Tomato, yes.
I mean, girls, you said it yourself.
295
00:12:02,057 --> 00:12:04,768
The other Schneiders--
hey-- are the absolute pits,
296
00:12:04,768 --> 00:12:08,188
and I have no interest in regressing
by re-syncing with them
297
00:12:08,188 --> 00:12:10,190
because I... How you doing?
298
00:12:10,190 --> 00:12:13,276
...am a new and beautiful Schneider.
299
00:12:13,276 --> 00:12:16,446
I'm relaxed and enlightened,
and I'm 100% well-adjusted.
300
00:12:17,739 --> 00:12:19,699
[♪ music stops]
301
00:12:19,699 --> 00:12:22,160
Ab... solutely.
302
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:25,247
- But, there's--
- Ooh, don't like that word though.
303
00:12:26,248 --> 00:12:27,415
- Uh, b--
- Oh, there it is again.
304
00:12:27,415 --> 00:12:29,042
- Yeah, but it's just that there--
- Enough.
305
00:12:29,042 --> 00:12:31,836
You're never leaving,
so don't ask again, okay?
306
00:12:32,671 --> 00:12:34,172
Jeez, I thought we were friends, guys.
307
00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:36,758
Friends don't leave, question,
or disagree with friends.
308
00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:37,926
Right, Prudence?
309
00:12:37,926 --> 00:12:40,762
- That's my girl.
- [♪ creepy music playing]
310
00:12:40,762 --> 00:12:43,974
Right! Right on. Yes. R...
311
00:12:43,974 --> 00:12:47,185
- Oh! Absolutely.
- I just-- And you've convinced us.
312
00:12:48,019 --> 00:12:50,105
[both]
We love it here!
313
00:12:50,105 --> 00:12:52,983
What? This place is awesome,
and I love it, please!
314
00:12:52,983 --> 00:12:55,694
I wanna stay here,
and I wanna eat all those carrots.
315
00:12:55,694 --> 00:12:58,989
Um, which is why we are actually
just gonna take a quick private sec
316
00:12:58,989 --> 00:13:01,324
to say goodbye to
our old, gross, awful lives
317
00:13:01,324 --> 00:13:03,827
- that we don't wanna live anymore.
- And then, we're gonna come right back,
318
00:13:03,827 --> 00:13:06,538
and we're gonna do
a whole lot of this stuff.
319
00:13:06,538 --> 00:13:08,456
Alright, do you. But hurry back.
320
00:13:08,456 --> 00:13:11,251
- I got more righteous hangs planned.
- [Jonesie] Oh, can't wait.
321
00:13:11,251 --> 00:13:14,129
Okay, so we may have overestimated
how cool this Schneider is.
322
00:13:14,129 --> 00:13:16,047
Oh, big time.
But who knew that treating
323
00:13:16,047 --> 00:13:18,091
an ego-driven genius
like an unquestioned deity
324
00:13:18,091 --> 00:13:20,635
would actually make him much worse?
325
00:13:20,635 --> 00:13:21,928
And I heard it. Yep. I heard.
326
00:13:21,928 --> 00:13:24,431
[Davey] I mean, if the other Schneiders
knew that we were trapped here,
327
00:13:24,431 --> 00:13:25,849
then they'd have to come help us, right?
328
00:13:25,849 --> 00:13:28,310
Yes, and they would get us home
if only so that they can use the portal
329
00:13:28,310 --> 00:13:31,396
for their own selfish reasons but that's
assuming that they don't turn us in first.
330
00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:33,940
[sighs] I can't believe I actually
miss them right now.
331
00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:37,986
How are we gonna manipulate this Schneider
into turning on his hologram thing?
332
00:13:37,986 --> 00:13:40,280
[students] [chant]
All hail Schneider.
333
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:44,117
- All hail Schneider. All hail Schneider.
- [♪ creepy music playing]
334
00:13:44,117 --> 00:13:47,495
- Asked and answered.
- This one's gonna hurt.
335
00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:50,123
[♪ upbeat '60s pop playing]
336
00:13:50,123 --> 00:13:54,085
[enthusiastic laughter]
337
00:13:54,085 --> 00:13:56,004
If the other Schneiders
could see us right now,
338
00:13:56,004 --> 00:13:58,173
they would be so jealous, right?
339
00:13:58,173 --> 00:13:59,466
[Davey laughs]
340
00:13:59,466 --> 00:14:03,011
- [crowd cheering]
- Totally! This world rules! And so do you!
341
00:14:03,011 --> 00:14:06,181
You have, like, the best aura
of all the Schneiders that I've ever met!
342
00:14:06,181 --> 00:14:09,309
And I think that it's
because you're so, uh...
343
00:14:09,309 --> 00:14:12,062
- Enlightened?
- Yes!
344
00:14:12,062 --> 00:14:14,064
Took the word right outta my mouth.
345
00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:18,276
- [crowd cheering]
- [♪ music continues]
346
00:14:18,276 --> 00:14:20,779
It's too bad the other Schneiders
can't see what you've built.
347
00:14:20,779 --> 00:14:22,906
Oh, they could learn a lot
348
00:14:22,906 --> 00:14:25,659
from how disturbingly
well-adjusted you are. [laughs]
349
00:14:25,659 --> 00:14:27,202
You know what?
350
00:14:27,202 --> 00:14:28,828
You make a good point.
351
00:14:28,828 --> 00:14:30,705
To the lab.
352
00:14:30,705 --> 00:14:32,999
♪
353
00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:37,671
- [keys jingle]
- [door unlocks]
354
00:14:37,671 --> 00:14:39,881
- [♪ dramatic sting]
- [sighs]
355
00:14:39,881 --> 00:14:41,174
Bit of a dump. [laughs]
356
00:14:41,174 --> 00:14:43,176
- [forced laugh]
- Alright.
357
00:14:43,176 --> 00:14:45,345
[beeping, whirring down]
358
00:14:45,345 --> 00:14:47,806
That must be the jammer device
that stops this world from being detected.
359
00:14:47,806 --> 00:14:49,891
[Schneider]
Oh, see here. [humming]
360
00:14:49,891 --> 00:14:52,102
What do we have? Holopen. Let-- Oh.
361
00:14:52,102 --> 00:14:54,062
- Here's one.
- [♪ dramatic sting]
362
00:14:54,062 --> 00:14:55,814
- Hm. [laughs]
- See if it works. [blows]
363
00:14:55,814 --> 00:14:57,315
- [♪ dramatic crescendo]
- [electricity zaps]
364
00:14:57,315 --> 00:14:59,651
- Ah, here we go.
- You two!
365
00:14:59,651 --> 00:15:02,654
Well, we can call off the search.
366
00:15:02,654 --> 00:15:06,157
Davey and Jonesie are in universe... 9999?
367
00:15:06,157 --> 00:15:07,909
Sheep Boy Schneider?
368
00:15:07,909 --> 00:15:10,203
[Schneiders laugh]
369
00:15:10,203 --> 00:15:12,956
We haven't heard from you
in many a fortnight.
370
00:15:12,956 --> 00:15:15,500
No, I've really missed your
delightful nickname for me,
371
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,794
but I've actually had
much bigger fish to fry,
372
00:15:17,794 --> 00:15:20,213
like pulling a whole civilization
out of the Dark Ages.
373
00:15:20,213 --> 00:15:21,381
Might wanna try it sometime.
374
00:15:21,381 --> 00:15:22,632
Hmm. Good one.
375
00:15:22,632 --> 00:15:24,175
Okay, so what's the story here, Sheep Boy?
376
00:15:24,175 --> 00:15:25,719
You need help sending Davey and Jonesie
377
00:15:25,719 --> 00:15:27,596
to their next universe, or what?
378
00:15:27,596 --> 00:15:30,223
Oh no. They would much
rather stay here with me.
379
00:15:30,223 --> 00:15:31,349
Wouldn't you, girls?
380
00:15:31,349 --> 00:15:33,852
- Yep.
- Yes. Oh, my God, yes.
381
00:15:33,852 --> 00:15:36,354
You know why?
Because you're damaged goods, man.
382
00:15:36,354 --> 00:15:39,441
- [Schneiders grumble]
- You are totally washed up.
383
00:15:39,441 --> 00:15:41,484
You're unable to embrace the now.
384
00:15:41,484 --> 00:15:44,487
Whereas, I have completely
transcended all of that
385
00:15:44,487 --> 00:15:47,115
- and am 100% well-adjusted, right, girls?
- [Schneiders mutter]
386
00:15:47,115 --> 00:15:48,366
- Yeah.
- Yep.
387
00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:49,951
And they've taught me a couple of things.
388
00:15:49,951 --> 00:15:53,955
The most important being that
I am the superior Schneider.
389
00:15:53,955 --> 00:15:56,708
- You'll never be on my level, guys.
- [Schneiders grumble]
390
00:15:56,708 --> 00:15:58,668
That's hardly a tragedy, babe.
391
00:15:58,668 --> 00:16:01,129
[Schneider]
And why, instead of letting you re-sync,
392
00:16:01,129 --> 00:16:03,006
I'm gonna build a new device
393
00:16:03,006 --> 00:16:05,550
and purge the multiverse
of your inferiority
394
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:07,969
by killing you all and becoming
the one true Schneider.
395
00:16:07,969 --> 00:16:09,554
- Dead!
- [gasps]
396
00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:11,056
- Fie!
- [growls]
397
00:16:11,056 --> 00:16:13,308
- Wait, what?
- Don't be modest, girls.
398
00:16:13,308 --> 00:16:15,518
It was basically your idea.
Anyway, later, losers.
399
00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:17,687
- [electricity zaps]
- Okay.
400
00:16:17,687 --> 00:16:21,274
[Schneider]
Alright, so what should we do now?
401
00:16:21,274 --> 00:16:23,652
Shear some sheep? I know it's playing
into the nickname a little bit,
402
00:16:23,652 --> 00:16:24,778
but it's actually kinda fun.
403
00:16:24,778 --> 00:16:28,240
How can you just kill
all the other versions of yourself?!
404
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,825
Oh, easily.
405
00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:34,120
They might be selfish...
and rude... and weird...
406
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,873
and, uh, not that friendly...
407
00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:38,667
- and, uh, bad at communicating...
- Find the point.
408
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:40,460
...okay, b-but they're you!
409
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,712
And you can't just do murder!
410
00:16:43,755 --> 00:16:47,259
Of course, I can. I mean,
how do you think I stopped that teacher
411
00:16:47,259 --> 00:16:49,678
from telling everyone about me
before I could build the jammer?
412
00:16:49,678 --> 00:16:51,346
- [♪ scary music playing]
- [both gasp]
413
00:16:51,346 --> 00:16:52,597
You're crazy!
414
00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:54,474
No, I am not crazy!
415
00:16:54,474 --> 00:16:56,601
I'm not crazy.
416
00:16:56,601 --> 00:17:00,313
I'm starting to think maybe you two
are the ones who need enlightening.
417
00:17:00,313 --> 00:17:04,276
Keep them out of my lab.
I'm gonna be very busy in here.
418
00:17:04,276 --> 00:17:05,777
And I don't mean to be vague.
419
00:17:05,777 --> 00:17:08,071
I'm gonna be busy building
the Schneider-killing device.
420
00:17:08,071 --> 00:17:10,657
- Yes, obviously.
- Th-That's totally what we thought.
421
00:17:10,657 --> 00:17:11,825
Okay. Sometimes, it's...
422
00:17:11,825 --> 00:17:14,619
In case you didn't know. Good.
Take them away.
423
00:17:15,161 --> 00:17:18,164
[♪ scary music playing]
424
00:17:20,959 --> 00:17:22,586
No one calls me crazy.
425
00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:24,629
- [whoosh]
- [Andy] Oh!
426
00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:26,506
- [sighs]
- Hey there, office buddy.
427
00:17:26,506 --> 00:17:28,675
Oh. No luck again, eh?
428
00:17:28,675 --> 00:17:30,510
What happened?
429
00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:32,888
- [♪ suspenseful music playing]
- [screaming]
430
00:17:35,098 --> 00:17:37,309
I was temporarily detained.
431
00:17:37,851 --> 00:17:40,270
[Andy] Well, your screen was going cuckoo
while you were gone,
432
00:17:40,270 --> 00:17:42,731
so those girls must have caused
quite a stir somewhere.
433
00:17:42,731 --> 00:17:45,817
[♪ exciting music playing]
434
00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:50,488
[beeping]
435
00:17:50,488 --> 00:17:51,740
[Cheryl]
Where were the anomalies?
436
00:17:52,574 --> 00:17:53,658
Did you write down the universe?
437
00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:55,911
No, sorry.
438
00:17:55,911 --> 00:17:58,580
You were just so adamant
that you didn't want any help
439
00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:00,373
that I didn't wanna overstep.
440
00:18:00,373 --> 00:18:02,542
- [sighs]
- Why is that, by the way?
441
00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:04,419
I feel like there's some
very specific backstory
442
00:18:04,419 --> 00:18:05,962
you never wanna talk about.
443
00:18:05,962 --> 00:18:07,255
[computer beeping]
444
00:18:07,255 --> 00:18:09,633
[sighs] The girl's got baggage.
445
00:18:09,633 --> 00:18:12,093
- [♪ soft creepy music playing]
- [rustling]
446
00:18:12,093 --> 00:18:14,137
Once you finish stuffing
the straw effigies,
447
00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:16,097
you can start carving the stone effigies.
448
00:18:16,097 --> 00:18:17,641
If there's one thing we need more of,
449
00:18:17,641 --> 00:18:20,894
it's effigies of our benevolent leader
for Schneider Day. [giggles]
450
00:18:20,894 --> 00:18:23,480
[♪ creepy music builds]
451
00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:27,484
Is every day Schneider Day?
452
00:18:27,484 --> 00:18:29,152
Yes. Yeah.
453
00:18:29,152 --> 00:18:30,737
That checks out.
454
00:18:32,072 --> 00:18:33,949
Can't believe that we're stuck
with a Schneider
455
00:18:33,949 --> 00:18:35,617
that's so much worse than all the others.
456
00:18:35,617 --> 00:18:38,370
I know. At least the other Schneiders
had the decency to suck up front.
457
00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:41,456
I mean, they did have their good moments.
458
00:18:41,456 --> 00:18:43,917
[♪ upbeat nostalgic music playing]
459
00:18:43,917 --> 00:18:46,586
[echoing indistinct chatter]
460
00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:49,339
[singing]
♪ You say orange, and I say orange ♪
461
00:18:49,339 --> 00:18:50,423
♪ And I say orange ♪
462
00:18:51,675 --> 00:18:53,426
[screaming]
463
00:18:53,426 --> 00:18:54,553
Aw...
464
00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:59,558
- [screaming]
- [♪ music fades out]
465
00:18:59,558 --> 00:19:01,434
God, I love those sloppy little guys.
466
00:19:01,434 --> 00:19:03,228
We have to save our Schneiders.
467
00:19:03,228 --> 00:19:04,938
But how are we gonna
take out this Schneider
468
00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:06,147
to save the other Schneiders?
469
00:19:06,147 --> 00:19:08,942
We just need the one person
that hates Schneider
470
00:19:08,942 --> 00:19:11,987
more than he hates
himself-slash-she hates us.
471
00:19:13,238 --> 00:19:16,658
You're saying we intentionally cause
an anomaly to bring Cheryl here
472
00:19:16,658 --> 00:19:18,326
- to save the Schneiders.
- Mm-hmm.
473
00:19:18,743 --> 00:19:21,746
That is a reckless twist
on our classic formula,
474
00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:24,165
- and I love it.
- Okay.
475
00:19:24,165 --> 00:19:26,710
We just need a diversion big enough
to keep Schneider out of the lab
476
00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:28,879
- so that we can turn off the jammer.
- Mm.
477
00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:34,551
- [screaming]
- [animal squeaking]
478
00:19:35,969 --> 00:19:38,680
- A rat bit me!
- [all gasp]
479
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:39,806
You know what that means?
480
00:19:41,099 --> 00:19:42,142
A tetanus shot?
481
00:19:42,142 --> 00:19:44,311
He needs to be sacrificed at dawn.
482
00:19:44,311 --> 00:19:45,812
[♪ dramatic music playing]
483
00:19:45,812 --> 00:19:48,398
Tough, but fair.
484
00:19:49,858 --> 00:19:53,320
Schneider was right.
They're extremely superstitious here.
485
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:56,281
Which might work to our advantage.
486
00:19:57,908 --> 00:19:59,159
- Witch hunt?
- Let's go.
487
00:19:59,159 --> 00:20:02,162
[♪ exciting music playing]
488
00:20:02,162 --> 00:20:05,123
- [device beeping, whirring]
- [Schneider laughs softly]
489
00:20:05,123 --> 00:20:08,293
- Nailed it. You're welcome, multiverse.
- [muffled crowd yelling]
490
00:20:08,293 --> 00:20:10,795
[Jonesie]
He's here in his secret sorcery lab!
491
00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:14,007
- [all] Kill the witch! Kill the witch!
- Schneider's a witch!
492
00:20:14,007 --> 00:20:15,258
He tricked us with his sky magic!
493
00:20:15,258 --> 00:20:19,221
- [screaming]
- [ripping fabric]
494
00:20:19,221 --> 00:20:21,556
[♪ music stops]
495
00:20:21,556 --> 00:20:23,391
[panting]
496
00:20:23,391 --> 00:20:25,936
Alright. You think this little stunt
is gonna dethrone me
497
00:20:25,936 --> 00:20:28,688
and save the Schneiders,
you got another thing coming.
498
00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:30,982
- My people, ha, ha, I'm no witch.
- [♪ mystical music playing]
499
00:20:31,483 --> 00:20:34,027
I gave you clean water. Right? Yeah?
500
00:20:34,027 --> 00:20:35,445
Took away your dysentery?
Remember that?
501
00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:37,072
[confused murmuring]
502
00:20:37,072 --> 00:20:40,367
He took our dysentery!
503
00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:42,827
- [♪ exciting music playing]
- Get him!
504
00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:45,580
- [people screaming]
- [Sierra] Kill the witch!
505
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:48,667
[all] [chant]
Kill the witch! Kill the witch!
506
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:52,337
[Davey and Jonesie] [half-hearted]
Kill the witch. Kill the witch. Kill...
507
00:20:52,337 --> 00:20:53,421
Woo!
508
00:20:53,421 --> 00:20:55,549
Once again,
I'm not proud of us for exploiting
509
00:20:55,549 --> 00:20:57,842
the inherently sexist
prejudice against witches.
510
00:20:58,385 --> 00:21:00,053
Same. But in this case...
511
00:21:00,053 --> 00:21:02,514
- [both laugh]
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
512
00:21:02,514 --> 00:21:06,476
Okay, so we're really gonna do this.
513
00:21:06,476 --> 00:21:08,103
Risk getting caught by Cheryl,
514
00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:10,480
spend the rest of our lives
worshiping Schneider--
515
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,148
[fizzling, whirring down]
516
00:21:12,148 --> 00:21:14,734
- That felt so obvious.
- I just felt all the anxiety
517
00:21:14,734 --> 00:21:16,736
- just like leave my body.
- I was like, "Woo! I'm gonna..."
518
00:21:16,736 --> 00:21:18,071
And yeah, I'm gonna do that.
519
00:21:18,071 --> 00:21:21,116
- Okay, so did it work?
- Um...
520
00:21:21,116 --> 00:21:23,326
- [whoosh]
- Wait, wait, wait!
521
00:21:23,326 --> 00:21:25,036
This Schneider made himself a god,
522
00:21:25,036 --> 00:21:26,746
and he's going to kill
all the other Schneiders.
523
00:21:26,746 --> 00:21:29,499
- You're lying.
- We're not! He's crazy!
524
00:21:29,499 --> 00:21:30,625
[mouthing]
525
00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:33,044
[♪ haunting music playing]
526
00:21:33,044 --> 00:21:34,462
[echoing]
You're crazy!
527
00:21:34,462 --> 00:21:36,214
[echoing]
I am not crazy!
528
00:21:36,214 --> 00:21:37,340
[click]
529
00:21:39,551 --> 00:21:41,845
- [door opens, shuts]
- [♪ music stops]
530
00:21:41,845 --> 00:21:44,598
Seriously, what is their backstory?
531
00:21:44,598 --> 00:21:46,641
I-I don't even wanna start to...
Just find the...
532
00:21:46,641 --> 00:21:49,269
- I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
- Did they go to the camp together?
533
00:21:49,269 --> 00:21:51,938
- [rummaging]
- Okay. Uh, nope. No. No.
534
00:21:51,938 --> 00:21:53,523
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
- Found one!
535
00:21:53,523 --> 00:21:55,275
Yes, yes, yes!
I got it, I got it, I got it!
536
00:21:55,275 --> 00:21:57,235
- [electricity zaps]
- [sighs, laughs]
537
00:21:57,235 --> 00:21:58,528
You two!
538
00:21:58,528 --> 00:22:01,364
- Aww...
- Oh, classic Schneider, "You two!"
539
00:22:01,364 --> 00:22:03,867
Just when I think you've
hit the peak of chaos,
540
00:22:03,867 --> 00:22:06,077
you manage to ascend to Olympus itself.
541
00:22:06,077 --> 00:22:08,288
Getting all of us murdered!
I mean, really.
542
00:22:08,288 --> 00:22:11,833
- Yeah, and I'm over it again. [laughs]
- Hey, hey, hey! Shut up, shut up. Okay.
543
00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:15,795
We actually saved you from yourself,
so, hm, you're welcome.
544
00:22:15,795 --> 00:22:17,547
- [Schneiders murmur]
- Really? How?
545
00:22:17,547 --> 00:22:19,925
Oh, we got all of his worshipers
to go against him.
546
00:22:19,925 --> 00:22:21,968
- And then, we sicced Cheryl on him.
- [Schneiders gasp]
547
00:22:21,968 --> 00:22:24,095
Wait! Cheryl's there now?
548
00:22:24,095 --> 00:22:26,014
You have to go immediately.
It was hard,
549
00:22:26,014 --> 00:22:28,516
and we all had to work together,
which was also hard,
550
00:22:28,516 --> 00:22:31,269
but we managed to boot up
the portal for you remotely.
551
00:22:31,269 --> 00:22:33,855
- [♪ heartwarming music playing]
- You did? All of you?
552
00:22:33,855 --> 00:22:36,149
But, I thought you were gonna turn us in
553
00:22:36,149 --> 00:22:39,152
because, after all,
you're not our friend, right?
554
00:22:39,152 --> 00:22:41,446
About that. Uh...
555
00:22:41,446 --> 00:22:43,615
I'm sorry for what I said earlier.
556
00:22:43,615 --> 00:22:46,034
We were never really going to turn you in.
557
00:22:46,034 --> 00:22:49,204
I spoke a bit harshly.
It's... kinda my thing.
558
00:22:49,621 --> 00:22:52,540
Aw. Supervillain Schneider,
559
00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:53,792
we knew that you always loved us.
560
00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:55,752
I absolutely did not say that.
561
00:22:55,752 --> 00:22:57,045
- Okay.
- Mm.
562
00:22:57,045 --> 00:22:59,965
The point is, thank you.
563
00:23:01,258 --> 00:23:03,843
Okay. Well, wh-what are you waiting for?
The okay from your agents?
564
00:23:03,843 --> 00:23:05,136
Go to the locker. Go!
565
00:23:05,136 --> 00:23:06,846
- Copy that. Uh, see you later. Yeah.
- Later!
566
00:23:07,847 --> 00:23:11,685
[students] [chanting] Kill the witch!
Kill the witch! Kill the witch!
567
00:23:11,685 --> 00:23:14,145
[♪ tense music playing]
568
00:23:14,145 --> 00:23:17,065
[device beeping]
569
00:23:18,608 --> 00:23:20,026
Finally.
570
00:23:20,026 --> 00:23:21,903
- [Cheryl] Nope.
- [gun whirring]
571
00:23:21,903 --> 00:23:24,948
- [♪ tense music playing]
- Cheryl? Cheryl.
572
00:23:25,991 --> 00:23:27,033
[sighs]
573
00:23:28,201 --> 00:23:30,287
Guess Davey and Jonesie
turned off my jammer.
574
00:23:30,287 --> 00:23:31,913
You know, I'm starting to see
575
00:23:31,913 --> 00:23:33,665
why the other Schneiders
are so annoyed with them.
576
00:23:33,665 --> 00:23:35,083
They really are agents of chaos.
577
00:23:37,043 --> 00:23:40,881
So what's this? Gonna bring me in
for a few lousy anomalies?
578
00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:45,927
♪
579
00:23:46,636 --> 00:23:49,014
You're mad I'm gonna kill
the Schneiders? [laughs]
580
00:23:49,639 --> 00:23:52,350
I mean, I thought you of
all people would be into that.
581
00:23:53,852 --> 00:23:54,895
Unless you...
582
00:23:57,230 --> 00:23:59,608
Cheryl, can we just talk?
583
00:23:59,608 --> 00:24:02,527
[whirring, zapping]
584
00:24:06,239 --> 00:24:07,741
[sighs]
585
00:24:07,741 --> 00:24:10,827
- [♪ action music playing]
- [people screaming]
586
00:24:13,455 --> 00:24:14,664
[smashing]
587
00:24:14,664 --> 00:24:17,876
There is no God! [screams]
588
00:24:21,504 --> 00:24:23,506
[locker whirs, slams]
589
00:24:23,506 --> 00:24:26,885
[screaming continues]
590
00:24:26,885 --> 00:24:28,011
Ahh--
591
00:24:29,095 --> 00:24:31,306
- [♪ elevator music playing]
- So, lost 'em again, huh?
592
00:24:31,306 --> 00:24:33,183
- [beeping]
- You just can't catch a break.
593
00:24:33,183 --> 00:24:34,476
[inhales]
594
00:24:34,476 --> 00:24:37,395
Ah well, I hate to add to the load,
595
00:24:37,395 --> 00:24:39,981
but this just came for you from upstairs.
596
00:24:41,024 --> 00:24:43,526
I guess the brass wanna
discuss your job performance
597
00:24:43,526 --> 00:24:45,111
and overall lack of results?
598
00:24:51,576 --> 00:24:55,538
[♪ "Nightcore" by
Constant Eeckman playing]
599
00:25:02,212 --> 00:25:04,214
[♪ techno music playing]
600
00:25:29,739 --> 00:25:30,740
[♪ techno music stops]
601
00:25:30,740 --> 00:25:33,827
[♪ upbeat music playing]
602
00:25:58,518 --> 00:26:00,020
- [birds chirping]
- [marble bouncing]
603
00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:01,104
[kids laugh]