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- [lights buzzing]
- [♪ soft music playing]
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[power whirring down, lights clicking]
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[whirring, zapping]
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- [screaming]
- [spider screeching]
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[indistinct yelling]
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- God! God!
- Oh!
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- Oh my--
- Okay. Okay.
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Who knew that the giant spider
living under the school
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- was gonna be such a good liar?
- You know what?
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It is not our fault that
we automatically assumed
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that hatching a bunch of
radioactive spider eggs
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would immediately lead to cool superpowers
instead of a--
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- I know, a spider apocalypse! 1,000%!
- Yeah.
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- I wasn't ready for that today!
- God! [groaning]
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- O-Okay. Okay.
- It's fine. It's over.
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What's going on with this world? Huh?
What's going on with this world?
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I don't know. Could be, like...
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like killer clowns.
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- Mm-hmm.
- What about, um, demons?
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- Demons is good.
- Demons, yeah.
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- Zombies?
- Ooh, butts for heads!
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- I haven't seen zombies yet.
- Heads for butts.
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- Or that, sure. Yeah.
- Or farts-- Farts for burps.
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Okay, I'm down for anything.
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- I'm ready. I'm ready to go.
- Okay, sure, sure, sure.
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[school bell ringing]
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[students chattering]
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- Okay. It's kind of eerily normal.
- [Davey] So normal.
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- [Jonesie] So normal.
- [door creaks]
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- Hey.
- [Davey] Hi.
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- Hey.
- H-Hi.
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Hi. How are ya?
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- I'm good.
- Yeah, us, too.
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Good. We're good too.
We're very good and very happy.
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Yes.
We've been here all day, as you saw.
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Shall we go to science?
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- Yes! Duh. Duh.
- Yes! Classic second period science.
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- That is a classic class...
- With my favorite guy.
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- ...at a classic time.
- Ah.
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Did you guys do the homework?
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- [Jonesie] No.
- No. No.
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- Also classic.
- Also classic. Also...
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- Yep.
- You're eating an orange?
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- Yeah.
- You famously don't like handheld fruits
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- because "they're too sticky."
- Um, I've never said that in my life,
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and I love oranges.
You guys are so silly.
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- [weak laugh]
- Yeah, you know us. [laughs]
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- [Davey] Okay...
- [indistinct chatter]
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[Emile]
Hey, guys.
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[squishing]
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Um, okay, what are the odds this world
is pretty much exactly the same as ours,
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but the only food anyone
ever eats is oranges?
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- High.
- [school bell rings]
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Okay, good morning, class.
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[students]
Good morning.
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[Schneider] Now today,
we will be continuing our experiment
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of making a working battery
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from our only known source
of food and sustenance...
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- [mouthing]
- ...oranges.
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Um, duh.
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Uh, duh indeed, Sierra.
Duh indeed.
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Okay, so we take the positive there
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and the negative there.
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I'm sorry, is this the most
boring world we've been to?
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Yeah, but at least we're gonna be able
to blend in for once.
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Plus, when is the last time
we consumed any vitamin C?
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Yeah, you're right. No drama, no Cheryl,
no scurvy. We're good.
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Davey, Jonesie, no talking.
See me after class.
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Oh. Okay. Yesh.
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- See me after class. Okay.
- [Jonesie] Turn around.
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Thank you.
We will see you after class, teacher.
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Okay.
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- [school bell rings]
- Everybody out.
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Thank you, Mr. Schneider.
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[mutters]
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Yeah. Alright, Davey and Jonesie.
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I'm sure I don't need to warn you
about the dangers of not paying attention.
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- You two.
- Okay. Hey, hey, hey.
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Mr. S, you do not need
to give us the spiel.
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Just blend in, no drama. Yeah.
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- We got this whole universe on lock.
- Yes, typical universe
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except the only thing
anyone eats is oranges.
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- Easy.
- Peasy.
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[both]
Orange squeezy!
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Okay. It is most certainly
not orange squeezy.
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Do you have any idea the havoc you wreaked
in your previous universe?
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I'm sorry, but Queen Octavia
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seemed like a super nice
giant talking spider.
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Yeah, how were we supposed to know
that hatching all of her eggs
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was actually a bad idea?
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Or that Cheryl would
immediately know that it was us?
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Or that she would
once again take out her rage
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by turning that universe's Schneider
into a sea cucumber?
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Like, that literally
could happen to anyone.
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[Schneider]
No. It literally couldn't have.
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It could and does only
ever happen to you two.
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H-Have we not been clear?
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That is a can of worms question.
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I-I just--
I don't understand why you continue
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to insist on meddling in the rules
of every universe you enter.
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We are not meddling, man!
We are doing the right thing.
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[Davey] Mm-hmm. Okay, what?
A mother comes up to you.
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She goes, "Help me with my babies."
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She has, like, eight eyes,
and they're all crying.
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- It's really sad.
- Yeah and you're--
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You're gonna go, "Yes.
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'Cause I'm a good person,
and I'm gonna help you, Mother."
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You're talking about radioactive
man-eating spiders.
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- People-eating spiders, you cave-person!
- People-eating spiders!
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You're so lucky we weren't recording
because you would be canceled.
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I can't even look at you.
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You are so comfortable
in your cushy little life
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that you've never actually
stood up for anything.
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[Schneider]
What cushy little life?
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I am a disgraced genius,
moonlighting as a science teacher
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whose fate is consistently in the hands
of two actual teenagers.
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- Aw.
- Okay, you know what?
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I, we, have actually been
looking out for you quite a bit,
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and I think that's actually pretty
selfless considering the circumstances.
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Unless you would prefer to have your
memories erased by a deranged psychopath.
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- No.
- Okay, well, obviously not.
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[Schneider] Okay!
Well then, in this world,
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you are not going to meddle.
You're going to blend in. For once.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Giant talking spiders are one thing,
but eating a few oranges, that's not hard.
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It's nature's candy.
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- N-No, that's ice.
- What, how?
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- Uh, about that--
- Ice being nature's candy?
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- No, of course not. Eating oranges.
- [♪ tense music playing]
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You're probably not gonna
need to do any of that.
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So, I'm gonna have the portal
up and ready in about an hour,
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so why don't you just go to third period
and then come straight back here
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- and don't go anywhere else.
- But after third period's lunch!
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And all this talk about oranges
has made us hungry. For oranges.
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We are very scurvy-conscious right now.
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Have you read the articles?
It's comin' back hard.
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Yeah, well,
just don't go to lunch, okay? Bye.
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- Okay.
- Bye.
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[Jonesie] Bye.
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[♪ "Everything is Boring"
by The Beaches playing]
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Is it just me,
or is he being weirder than usual?
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- [door shuts]
- Oh no, he's definitely hiding something.
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[♪ vocalizing]
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- We're definitely going to lunch.
- Yes, we're going to lunch.
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♪ Everything is boring,
wake up, and I'm snoring ♪
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♪ I think I could die
right here right now ♪
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[door hissing]
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♪ Everything is boring... ♪
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Hi!
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[clearing throat, sniffing]
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[squishing]
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Mm.
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[chewing loudly]
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[smacking] Mm.
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[squishing]
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Oh, sorry. Want some?
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What is that?
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Sea bass.
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I picked up the recipe
over in Gelatin World.
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If you can mind over matter it,
it really does taste like fish.
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- [♪ musical alert chimes]
- Oh!
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It's time. Don't you just love
the bimonthly meetings?
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It's always such a kick
to get on the horn with the top brass.
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- [chairs rattle]
- [sighs, clears throat]
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[whirring]
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- [♪ musical alert chimes]
- Andy Butler, ready to report.
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[♪ musical tone playing]
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Uh, sure. Yeah, I can go first.
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Um, let's see.
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Uh, this week, I closed 25 cases,
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and last week,
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I actually broke my own record.
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Forty-one cases.
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[♪ musical tone playing]
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Ah, thank you. [laughs]
But, you know what? It was a team effort.
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I just did the legwork.
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And the brain work.
And, you know, all the filing, too.
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Cheryl?
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I am still working on case file 6689.
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But, I am certain it won't be long
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till I apprehend
the delinquents in question.
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They are just a little more...
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unpredictable than I'd expected.
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[jarring whir]
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Ooh. Wow.
They did not like that.
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[laughing] Woo!
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Boy, if we thought you weren't mad
at those two girls before,
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look out now, right?
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Woo! [laughing] Oh my.
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[♪ dramatic crescendo]
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[♪ Orange Juice's "Rip It Up"
by Beginners playing]
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♪ When I first saw you,
something stirred within me ♪
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♪ My arms stuck like glue to my sides ♪
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- Yeah, I'll take the orange.
- Yeah, I'll have an orange.
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♪ If I could've held you,
I would've held you ♪
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♪ But I'd rather choke and swallow ♪
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- Always a pleasure.
- Thank you.
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[cafeteria chatter]
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♪ Rip it up and start again ♪
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♪ Rip it up and start again ♪
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- Where's yours? Orange.
- Hm?
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[Davey]
I don't know.
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- Share?
- Sure.
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- [deep voice] Please don't eat me.
- You say something?
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- No.
- [♪ tense music playing]
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- [deep voice] It's me.
- [♪ dramatic sting]
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- The orange?
- [orange] Yes.
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Um...
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Okay, so, uh,
are you gonna maybe--
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- Are you gonna explain or just--
- [orange] Yep, I'll explain.
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- Yeah. Thank you.
- [Jonesie] Please.
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[orange]
I just wasn't sure you could hear me.
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- Oh no, we can obviously hear.
- Loud and clear.
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[orange]
Perfect. My name is Julius.
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You're an orange named Julius...
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- [Julius] Yes.
- Orange Juli--
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No. You know what?
Never mind, never mind.
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Okay, um, you can talk?
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[Julius] [clears throat]
I, like all oranges, have the power
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to telepathically communicate with humans.
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Or at least, we once did.
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Long ago,
oranges and people lived in harmony
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until the humans got
a taste for our flesh.
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Realizing the vitamin C in our blood
could make them powerful,
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they became crazed with it,
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losing their ability to hear
our pleas for mercy.
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Okay...
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- Okay, come on. Yeah.
- Come on.
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- [Davey] Come on, come on.
- Come on. Like, come on.
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[Julius]
It's true. Look around you.
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Come on--
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- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [student roaring]
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- [screams]
- [slams trays]
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- [orange squishing]
- [shrieking]
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[♪ solemn music playing]
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[oranges wailing, crying]
237
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- [blending whirring]
- [orange screaming]
238
00:10:15,617 --> 00:10:18,495
[feral growling]
239
00:10:18,495 --> 00:10:22,249
[oranges screaming]
240
00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:25,627
So why are we the only ones
that can hear you?
241
00:10:25,627 --> 00:10:26,795
[Julius] I don't know.
242
00:10:26,795 --> 00:10:28,922
Most people lost the ability
to hear us centuries ago.
243
00:10:28,922 --> 00:10:32,717
Oh, but we are not most people
because we're from another universe.
244
00:10:32,717 --> 00:10:35,804
- Right. And that's why we're the only--
- [Julius] You're our only hope!
245
00:10:37,055 --> 00:10:38,890
- We were gonna say that. Yes.
- [Julius] My citrus brethren
246
00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:41,768
have grown too fearful
and weak to fight back.
247
00:10:41,768 --> 00:10:45,438
Only you can help us
overthrow our human overlords
248
00:10:45,438 --> 00:10:49,401
and make them see the error of their ways!
249
00:10:50,527 --> 00:10:53,238
Okay. Okay, cool.
Okay. Just casual full-on coup.
250
00:10:53,238 --> 00:10:56,032
No, totally. Okay. Um, hey, Julius,
251
00:10:56,032 --> 00:10:58,535
do you mind if we, like,
have a hot minute?
252
00:10:58,535 --> 00:11:00,912
[Julius] Oh, absolutely.
Just chat it over. It's a big ask.
253
00:11:00,912 --> 00:11:03,123
- [Davey] Thank you.
- Thank you. Very polite. Yeah.
254
00:11:03,123 --> 00:11:06,418
- Yeah, just, we'll be right back.
- [Julius] That's fine. Yep, I'll be here.
255
00:11:06,418 --> 00:11:09,421
Okay, so this is not exactly
not meddling.
256
00:11:09,421 --> 00:11:11,298
Oh no. This is the opposite
of not meddling,
257
00:11:11,298 --> 00:11:13,925
but let's be real, how do we not
not meddle on this one?
258
00:11:13,925 --> 00:11:16,386
[Davey] Yeah, in fairness,
I mean, we've taken on some causes
259
00:11:16,386 --> 00:11:18,805
- way stupider than this one, right?
- Do you mean like the spider?
260
00:11:18,805 --> 00:11:20,849
The spiders. Two hours ago.
Literally two hours ago.
261
00:11:20,849 --> 00:11:23,184
Yeah, but you know,
th-this seems legit.
262
00:11:23,184 --> 00:11:25,228
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
- Oh yeah. I mean,
263
00:11:25,228 --> 00:11:27,898
unless the oranges are some,
I don't know,
264
00:11:27,898 --> 00:11:30,692
dangerous fruit race hellbent
on world domination.
265
00:11:32,903 --> 00:11:35,071
[♪ music stops]
266
00:11:35,488 --> 00:11:37,991
- Not getting that vibe? No, me neither.
- Not getting that vibe. No.
267
00:11:38,992 --> 00:11:41,369
- [♪ upbeat music resumes]
- Okay! Hey, Julius, we're in, we're in.
268
00:11:41,369 --> 00:11:45,290
And maybe, somewhere underneath
Schneider's unapologetic selfishness,
269
00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:48,668
there is a deeper urge
to actually do the right thing.
270
00:11:48,668 --> 00:11:49,836
[♪ music stops]
271
00:11:49,836 --> 00:11:52,172
- The second I said that...
- [Jonesie] Yeah, you heard it...
272
00:11:52,172 --> 00:11:54,966
- That is just not gonna happen. Nope.
- [Jonesie] That's okay.
273
00:11:54,966 --> 00:11:56,760
- Okay. To the lab!
- [Jonesie] To the lab.
274
00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:59,387
- [Julius] Whoa! Whoa, Watch the navel.
- Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Yep.
275
00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:01,264
[♪ upbeat music playing]
276
00:12:01,264 --> 00:12:03,350
[♪ suspicious tone]
277
00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:11,691
Ah, good.
We're almost recalibrated here.
278
00:12:11,691 --> 00:12:13,443
I think we're just about set to--
279
00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:16,238
- And you went to lunch.
- Yes! Yes, we went to lunch, okay?
280
00:12:16,238 --> 00:12:18,240
This is gonna sound crazy,
I know it's gonna sound crazy,
281
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,992
- but they're just, but the--
- The oranges are sentient?
282
00:12:21,743 --> 00:12:23,578
Yes. You knew?
283
00:12:23,578 --> 00:12:26,706
Well, yes. No. Sort of.
284
00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:30,377
You know, I've been here so long,
I just kinda naturally tuned them out.
285
00:12:30,377 --> 00:12:33,380
Yeah, you see, I knew you were hiding
something stupid-slash-horrifying.
286
00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:35,882
Okay. For your information,
I do not eat them.
287
00:12:35,882 --> 00:12:39,719
I subsist on a yeast paste I invented
called Schneider Schmear, so...
288
00:12:39,719 --> 00:12:42,222
Okay, first off, you didn't actually
stop anyone from eating them,
289
00:12:42,222 --> 00:12:44,099
so that's a bad brag, man!
290
00:12:44,099 --> 00:12:46,226
Okay, well, what would you suggest I do?
291
00:12:46,226 --> 00:12:48,186
- Something!
- Literally anything.
292
00:12:48,186 --> 00:12:49,980
Oh, just maybe the bare minimum.
293
00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:51,481
There's no point! Okay?
294
00:12:51,481 --> 00:12:53,650
Because the orange eaters
are too powerful. And besides,
295
00:12:53,650 --> 00:12:56,861
with Cheryl closing in as she has,
we simply can't risk it.
296
00:12:56,861 --> 00:12:59,406
Okay. Well, we can't just do nothing.
297
00:12:59,406 --> 00:13:02,158
Of course, you can.
See, this is not your fight.
298
00:13:02,158 --> 00:13:03,952
You're only gonna make things worse,
299
00:13:03,952 --> 00:13:06,705
and you're gonna get me
turned into a sea cucumber.
300
00:13:06,705 --> 00:13:08,248
[Julius]
If I could just jump in for a sec.
301
00:13:08,248 --> 00:13:10,875
Your adult male friend,
he kinda seems like a... [sighs]
302
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:12,752
- what's the word?
- Oh, um, a coward?
303
00:13:12,752 --> 00:13:14,504
- Yeah. We're all thinking it.
- [Julius] Ooh, juicy.
304
00:13:14,504 --> 00:13:17,007
Did that orange just call me a coward?
I am not a coward.
305
00:13:17,007 --> 00:13:18,842
- Yeah, you are.
- Oh, hm, that's what a coward would say.
306
00:13:18,842 --> 00:13:20,844
I am not! You wanna know the secret
of the multiverse?
307
00:13:20,844 --> 00:13:22,512
You're gonna tell us anyway.
308
00:13:22,512 --> 00:13:25,515
Many of the-- Scratch that.
Most of the worlds are terrible,
309
00:13:25,515 --> 00:13:27,392
and there's nothing you can do about it.
310
00:13:27,392 --> 00:13:29,394
So, the sooner
you come to terms with that,
311
00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:31,771
the happier that you--
scratch that-- I will be.
312
00:13:31,771 --> 00:13:35,191
[Julius] Psst. Down here.
Don't listen to him. Please, I beg you.
313
00:13:35,191 --> 00:13:38,987
[inspirational] Help me and my orange
friends get the justice we deserve!
314
00:13:38,987 --> 00:13:42,407
- He's so cool.
- Yeah, we gotta do that,
315
00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:44,451
- that-- Oh.
- Oh yes. That sounds great.
316
00:13:44,451 --> 00:13:46,661
But first, we do have
to go to the bathroom.
317
00:13:46,661 --> 00:13:48,038
[Davey]
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
318
00:13:48,038 --> 00:13:51,791
- We have... our menstrual time.
- Oh yeah! Ow!
319
00:13:51,791 --> 00:13:53,001
- God.
- Okay. Yeah, I understand.
320
00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:54,502
- [both] Ooh!,
- [Schneider] No, it's fine.
321
00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:57,297
- Just go do whatever you do.
- [Davey] Yeah, honor our moons.
322
00:13:57,297 --> 00:13:58,715
[Jonesie]
Praise Mother Gaia.
323
00:13:58,715 --> 00:14:00,592
Eat some lipstick.
You know, that's what we do.
324
00:14:00,592 --> 00:14:01,676
- Yeah. You wouldn't get it.
- Yeah.
325
00:14:01,676 --> 00:14:04,137
Okay, but if this is some trick that
you've pulled on the other Schneiders,
326
00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:05,513
- I'm gonna--
- [both] No! No!
327
00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:07,474
Th-That's very embarrassing for me, so...
328
00:14:07,474 --> 00:14:08,808
- You're an ally.
- Yes.
329
00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:11,478
- Get this guy a badge, am I right?
- Yeah. This guy loves women.
330
00:14:11,478 --> 00:14:13,605
- [Schneider] Just close the door.
- Okay.
331
00:14:13,605 --> 00:14:14,981
- Cheers.
- [Davey] Thank you, ally. Bye.
332
00:14:14,981 --> 00:14:17,525
- [door shuts]
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
333
00:14:17,525 --> 00:14:18,818
Eh...
334
00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:22,364
[Jonesie]
You know, for a science teacher,
335
00:14:22,364 --> 00:14:25,659
Schneider seems oddly uncomfortable
with basic human biology.
336
00:14:25,659 --> 00:14:27,535
[Davey] Eh, he's uncomfortable
with a lot of things.
337
00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:29,996
- [rattling]
- Emotional honesty, wearing jeans,
338
00:14:29,996 --> 00:14:33,416
basic acts of bravery
but, don't worry, Julius,
339
00:14:33,416 --> 00:14:36,378
even if Schneider's too selfish
to help us, we got you.
340
00:14:36,378 --> 00:14:38,630
[Julius]
My gratitude is boundless.
341
00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:41,800
Though, why are we in this
human waste collector room?
342
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,636
Well, if there's anything we've learned
from this experience, it's vents.
343
00:14:44,636 --> 00:14:48,014
I would say that 90% of our plans
have been vent-based.
344
00:14:48,014 --> 00:14:50,767
- Borderline too many.
- [bell dings]
345
00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:53,103
Let's a-go. [grunting]
346
00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:55,772
- [aggressive chopping]
- [oranges screaming]
347
00:14:55,772 --> 00:14:58,692
[♪ dramatic music playing]
348
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:01,736
- Eep.
- We need a distraction.
349
00:15:01,736 --> 00:15:04,614
- [Julius] I can do it.
- That's so brave of you.
350
00:15:04,614 --> 00:15:06,199
I dig the initiative.
351
00:15:06,199 --> 00:15:08,201
But, how?
352
00:15:08,201 --> 00:15:11,037
- [Julius] Just get me down there.
- Okay.
353
00:15:11,037 --> 00:15:14,374
[♪ triumphant music playing]
354
00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:18,211
- [slow sharpening]
- [Julius] For freedom!
355
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,297
- [♪ music stops]
- Nope.
356
00:15:22,132 --> 00:15:23,466
- [Jonesie] Well, that didn't work.
- Yeah,
357
00:15:23,466 --> 00:15:26,011
I have no idea what we were expecting.
He's literally an orange.
358
00:15:26,011 --> 00:15:27,971
[Julius]
I'm okay, guys. I'll just wait down here.
359
00:15:27,971 --> 00:15:29,598
Now what?
360
00:15:29,598 --> 00:15:31,182
I have a plan.
361
00:15:32,142 --> 00:15:33,518
- Is it good?
- No.
362
00:15:36,605 --> 00:15:39,608
[♪ upbeat music playing]
363
00:15:43,278 --> 00:15:45,989
- [clears throat]
- Finally. We're just about ready to go...
364
00:15:45,989 --> 00:15:47,949
- [beeping]
- ...so I think it is time to--
365
00:15:47,949 --> 00:15:49,618
- Gah! Uh...
- [♪ scary sting]
366
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,161
Um...
367
00:15:51,161 --> 00:15:53,705
- Where are Davey and Jonesie?
- Well, how should I know?
368
00:15:53,705 --> 00:15:55,874
I mean, they're your friends, right?
I think. I can never tell.
369
00:15:55,874 --> 00:15:59,502
We noticed them at lunch,
not eating oranges.
370
00:15:59,502 --> 00:16:01,129
We don't like that.
371
00:16:01,129 --> 00:16:02,464
[♪ creepy music playing]
372
00:16:02,464 --> 00:16:05,008
- We like oranges.
- Obviously everyone does.
373
00:16:05,008 --> 00:16:06,801
So, like, what gives, Stephen?
374
00:16:06,801 --> 00:16:09,179
Wha-- Davey and Jonesie?
[sighs] They love the things.
375
00:16:09,179 --> 00:16:11,473
In fact,
I'm sure they're in the caf right now,
376
00:16:11,473 --> 00:16:13,225
eating oranges
because they're super hungry
377
00:16:13,225 --> 00:16:15,143
from having forgotten
to eat oranges at lunch.
378
00:16:17,145 --> 00:16:19,147
[Schneider sighs]
379
00:16:19,147 --> 00:16:22,525
- [♪ creepy music fades]
- [sighs]
380
00:16:22,525 --> 00:16:24,861
Or they are in the caf,
freeing the oranges,
381
00:16:24,861 --> 00:16:26,905
and I've just sent a pack of
students directly to them,
382
00:16:26,905 --> 00:16:28,698
which will surely cause an anomaly.
Yeah.
383
00:16:28,698 --> 00:16:31,159
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
384
00:16:31,159 --> 00:16:35,538
[singing] ♪ Raindrops on oranges
and lovely little oranges ♪
385
00:16:35,538 --> 00:16:39,209
♪ Little bright kettles that are...
orange ♪
386
00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:40,919
- ♪ When the orange-- ♪
- Davey.
387
00:16:40,919 --> 00:16:44,756
How dare you waste the precious time
of the kitchen staff,
388
00:16:44,756 --> 00:16:45,840
uh, with, um...
389
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,551
[♪ dramatic sting]
390
00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:50,804
...without making it a two-hander.
And a-one and a-two and...
391
00:16:50,804 --> 00:16:52,722
- ♪ I want to say it ♪
- ♪ Orange ♪
392
00:16:52,722 --> 00:16:54,599
♪ And I say orange ♪
393
00:16:54,599 --> 00:16:57,227
♪ And I say orange,
and you say orange ♪
394
00:16:57,227 --> 00:16:59,354
♪ And orange, orange, orange ♪
395
00:16:59,354 --> 00:17:02,440
We're all gonna go now, okay?
This is your chance for freedom.
396
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:05,068
- I'm gonna open this little door. Oh, oh.
- [♪ singing continues]
397
00:17:05,068 --> 00:17:07,279
You guys are free. Go.
398
00:17:07,279 --> 00:17:09,781
- ♪ Let's peel the whole thing off! ♪
- Very good.
399
00:17:09,781 --> 00:17:11,074
- ♪ And sing! ♪
- Okay.
400
00:17:11,074 --> 00:17:13,535
- [Schneider and Davey stammer]
- [metal clattering]
401
00:17:13,535 --> 00:17:16,413
Oh, and it let's
everybody drop a beat now!
402
00:17:16,413 --> 00:17:18,832
- Yes, you're gonna do that.
- ♪ And, ah, don't tell me what to eat ♪
403
00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:20,750
♪ My favorite food is a citrus treat ♪
404
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,794
♪ You slice it and spread it ♪
405
00:17:22,794 --> 00:17:25,797
♪ A-And I love it so bad,
and they put it on toast ♪
406
00:17:25,797 --> 00:17:27,799
- ♪ And call it marmo-lad! Okay ♪
- [Davey] Ooh, yes.
407
00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:30,218
[whispers]
Trust me. You don't wanna stay here.
408
00:17:30,218 --> 00:17:33,179
There are teenagers, and they want
to eat you, and we don't have a lot--
409
00:17:33,179 --> 00:17:35,390
[♪ dramatic sting]
410
00:17:37,309 --> 00:17:38,351
Hi.
411
00:17:38,351 --> 00:17:41,062
- I was just havin' a lie-down.
- [Joyce] Oh.
412
00:17:41,062 --> 00:17:44,816
[Davey chattering]
413
00:17:44,816 --> 00:17:47,527
Um, I'm gonna tell you something
414
00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:49,946
and that it might sound
a little bit crazy,
415
00:17:49,946 --> 00:17:52,324
but would you believe me if I told you
416
00:17:52,324 --> 00:17:55,619
that oranges are actually
a sentient race of citrus fruits
417
00:17:55,619 --> 00:17:58,914
who communicate telepathically,
but only Davey and I can hear them
418
00:17:58,914 --> 00:18:01,249
- because we're from another universe?
- Yeah.
419
00:18:02,751 --> 00:18:04,002
[Jonesie]
Really?
420
00:18:04,002 --> 00:18:06,046
- N-No follow-up questions?
- No.
421
00:18:07,130 --> 00:18:08,548
Not at the moment, no.
422
00:18:09,299 --> 00:18:11,927
- Okay, great. Uh...
- [Schneider chattering]
423
00:18:11,927 --> 00:18:14,471
Listen to me. I'm gonna need you
to get as many of these guys
424
00:18:14,471 --> 00:18:16,014
out the back as you can.
425
00:18:16,014 --> 00:18:17,515
This is a life-or-death situation.
426
00:18:17,515 --> 00:18:18,600
- You got it?
- Mm-hmm.
427
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,728
And if this conversation has not
already caused an anomaly, that...
428
00:18:21,728 --> 00:18:23,480
Oh! Oranges!
They're so good--
429
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,815
...that definitely will. Oh.
430
00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:27,359
- [Davey] Orange!
- [Schneider] Orange!
431
00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:29,861
And when I say, "fruity,"
you say, "yum-yum!"
432
00:18:29,861 --> 00:18:31,363
- Fruity!
- [students] Yum-yum.
433
00:18:31,363 --> 00:18:33,949
- Fruity! Yum-yum!
- You don't have to say yum-yum.
434
00:18:33,949 --> 00:18:35,700
- Okay! So, that's what--
- [Jonesie] Ho, ho! Yes.
435
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:36,952
- Yeah.
- Yes, thank you.
436
00:18:36,952 --> 00:18:39,454
The art of live theater
is very much alive, isn't it?
437
00:18:39,454 --> 00:18:41,623
- We could keep going.
- No, you don't have to do that.
438
00:18:41,623 --> 00:18:44,459
And you know what?
Like any good art...
439
00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:45,544
- Thank you.
- ...or orange,
440
00:18:45,544 --> 00:18:47,254
I'm sure we all need
some time to digest.
441
00:18:47,254 --> 00:18:49,047
So I'm actually just gonna take my--
442
00:18:49,047 --> 00:18:51,091
- Hold it!
- [♪ tense music playing]
443
00:18:51,091 --> 00:18:52,759
- [Davey and Jonesie scream]
- [sniffs]
444
00:18:53,927 --> 00:18:56,930
You haven't been eating your oranges.
445
00:18:56,930 --> 00:18:59,057
- I knew it.
- Just one bite. You'll love it.
446
00:18:59,057 --> 00:19:00,600
[Davey]
No, no, no, no.
447
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,687
[Davey and Jonesie groaning]
448
00:19:03,687 --> 00:19:05,897
[Abbott]
You'll love it!
449
00:19:05,897 --> 00:19:07,440
[Julius]
Oh no.
450
00:19:08,608 --> 00:19:11,486
[Davey and Jonesie screaming]
451
00:19:11,486 --> 00:19:14,155
- Get away!
- Stop!
452
00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:16,074
[panting]
453
00:19:16,658 --> 00:19:19,536
Davey and Jonesie are telling the truth.
454
00:19:19,536 --> 00:19:22,163
Girl, about what? They haven't said
anything in, like, four minutes.
455
00:19:22,706 --> 00:19:24,541
[Davey]
It's true!
456
00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:28,753
Or it's gonna be as soon
as I explain things.
457
00:19:29,671 --> 00:19:31,756
Right now.
458
00:19:32,424 --> 00:19:34,384
♪
459
00:19:34,384 --> 00:19:35,969
Oranges...
460
00:19:37,345 --> 00:19:38,805
are people.
461
00:19:40,056 --> 00:19:42,517
- Yeah. Yeah.
- [Jonesie] Take it in.
462
00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:44,978
I mean,
they're clearly just oranges, so...
463
00:19:44,978 --> 00:19:47,772
- But, like people...
- [♪ inspiring music playing]
464
00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:49,566
...they have thoughts.
465
00:19:49,566 --> 00:19:52,152
- And feelings, okay?
- Mm-hmm.
466
00:19:52,152 --> 00:19:54,195
[Davey]
And that's exactly why
467
00:19:54,195 --> 00:19:57,616
we're gonna stop
eating oranges as food.
468
00:19:58,283 --> 00:20:01,161
Today, today, the oranges,
they-they rise up.
469
00:20:01,161 --> 00:20:02,829
[Davey]
Yes.
470
00:20:02,829 --> 00:20:07,375
Today, the oranges take a stand!
Come on.
471
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:10,003
Today, the oranges,
they say no more!
472
00:20:10,003 --> 00:20:12,339
- Today-- Wait, what is going on?
- [bouncing]
473
00:20:12,339 --> 00:20:13,965
Okay, now you hustle?
474
00:20:13,965 --> 00:20:15,675
- [Davey] I don't know--
- [door creaks]
475
00:20:15,675 --> 00:20:17,594
- Excuse me. One second.
- Yeah, one second.
476
00:20:17,594 --> 00:20:19,804
[Jonesie] I thought that you said
you wanted revolution.
477
00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:21,806
[Julius] Oh, we do,
but years of persecution
478
00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:24,601
and an overwhelming lack of limbs
have made my people cowardly.
479
00:20:24,601 --> 00:20:27,771
Much like your adult male friend,
who also seems to be fleeing.
480
00:20:27,771 --> 00:20:29,731
[door creaking]
481
00:20:29,731 --> 00:20:31,983
- Yep. Like the wind.
- Ugh.
482
00:20:31,983 --> 00:20:35,195
- [angry growling]
- [♪ tense music playing]
483
00:20:35,195 --> 00:20:37,113
[Jonesie] Ooh.
484
00:20:37,113 --> 00:20:40,659
- Oh...
- I... need... oranges!
485
00:20:40,659 --> 00:20:42,744
- And run.
- Interesting.
486
00:20:42,744 --> 00:20:45,330
- [grunts]
- [enamored] He's so strong...
487
00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:47,874
- Oh my-- Yes, yes, yes.
- [Jonesie] Okay, take it down!
488
00:20:47,874 --> 00:20:49,793
[Davey and Jonesie screaming]
489
00:20:49,793 --> 00:20:52,712
[students growling]
490
00:20:52,712 --> 00:20:56,883
♪
491
00:21:00,679 --> 00:21:03,682
[♪ dramatic music playing]
492
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:08,061
Ah!
493
00:21:10,647 --> 00:21:12,315
[♪ dramatic sting]
494
00:21:12,816 --> 00:21:14,359
Davey, Jonesie.
495
00:21:15,068 --> 00:21:18,029
I've been eagerly
awaiting our next meeting.
496
00:21:18,029 --> 00:21:20,073
[♪ dramatic sting]
497
00:21:20,073 --> 00:21:22,325
Ah, yes. Ah, Cher--
498
00:21:22,325 --> 00:21:24,744
Vice Principal.
499
00:21:24,744 --> 00:21:26,705
Vice Principal Mason. How are you?
500
00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:30,500
Good? It's so good to see you
at the school that we go to,
501
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:31,751
and that we see you a lot at.
502
00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:33,295
It's great to see you again.
503
00:21:34,045 --> 00:21:38,091
It's 'cause it's normal.
We were just about to, uh, eat that.
504
00:21:38,091 --> 00:21:40,260
We were just about to eat
that orange. Yeah. We're, like,
505
00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:43,763
- so hungry for that. For an orange.
- We're hungry. Mm! Orange!
506
00:21:43,763 --> 00:21:46,266
- 'Cause that's what we eat here.
- Every day.
507
00:21:46,266 --> 00:21:48,518
- This orange right here?
- Yep.
508
00:21:48,518 --> 00:21:50,562
[Julius]
Go! Save yourselves!
509
00:21:50,562 --> 00:21:54,274
Yep, yep, yep. Because we, we,
like all children at this school,
510
00:21:54,274 --> 00:21:56,943
we love to eat oranges,
so if we could just have that one.
511
00:21:56,943 --> 00:21:58,737
Oh, of course.
512
00:21:58,737 --> 00:22:03,199
In fact, why don't you
take a big bite right now?
513
00:22:03,199 --> 00:22:06,286
- [Julius] No!
- What's the problem? Not hungry?
514
00:22:06,286 --> 00:22:09,497
I, uh, so hungry.
I'm hungry for oranges.
515
00:22:09,497 --> 00:22:11,082
- Please give it to me. [gnawing]
- Yeah.
516
00:22:11,082 --> 00:22:13,752
It's just that Davey is actually,
like, very specific
517
00:22:13,752 --> 00:22:15,837
about the way that she eats, so...
- Yeah.
518
00:22:15,837 --> 00:22:18,089
Yeah, I'm just, like, weird.
It's, like, really weird,
519
00:22:18,089 --> 00:22:19,507
and you're gonna
think of me differently.
520
00:22:19,507 --> 00:22:22,177
She has these, like, freaky little teeth.
They're like, ugh.
521
00:22:22,177 --> 00:22:24,054
Yeah. They're not that freaky.
They're a little freaky.
522
00:22:24,054 --> 00:22:27,515
- But, I have-- I have a big long tongue.
- You would-- You would hate it.
523
00:22:27,515 --> 00:22:29,267
- It's gross. It's gross.
- It is vile.
524
00:22:29,267 --> 00:22:30,894
- [Julius groaning]
- [♪ tense sting]
525
00:22:30,894 --> 00:22:33,230
[Julius]
It's okay. Do what you must!
526
00:22:34,481 --> 00:22:37,567
No. No...
527
00:22:37,567 --> 00:22:42,656
[sings] ♪ ...body's gonna stop me
from eating this orange ♪
528
00:22:42,656 --> 00:22:46,701
♪ Nobody's gonna stop me ♪
529
00:22:47,494 --> 00:22:48,495
- [laughs]
- [snapping]
530
00:22:48,495 --> 00:22:50,872
♪ From eating this orange ♪
531
00:22:50,872 --> 00:22:52,540
You're going to that well
a lot today, huh?
532
00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:55,418
- Yeah, I am.
- If this were just a normal day,
533
00:22:55,418 --> 00:22:58,463
then you would just eat this orange.
534
00:22:58,463 --> 00:23:01,341
- [Julius] It's okay. Just do it.
- [Cheryl] Eat it!
535
00:23:02,175 --> 00:23:05,554
- I'm getting very tired of these games.
- [Julius] Goodbye, cruel world.
536
00:23:05,554 --> 00:23:09,266
[Cheryl] I'm gonna give you
to the count of three.
537
00:23:09,266 --> 00:23:11,059
[♪ dramatic sting]
538
00:23:11,059 --> 00:23:13,228
[Julius] Wait! I changed my mind!
Please! No, don't eat me!
539
00:23:13,228 --> 00:23:15,021
- [Davey whimpering]
- Don't eat me! No, don't!
540
00:23:15,021 --> 00:23:17,357
- Two.
- [Julius] No!
541
00:23:17,357 --> 00:23:18,733
- [Sierra] There!
- [Davey] Ah!
542
00:23:18,733 --> 00:23:20,110
♪
543
00:23:20,110 --> 00:23:22,946
Okay! Great! I'm gonna eat this
in private, weirdly. Thank you so much.
544
00:23:22,946 --> 00:23:26,199
- [wailing]
- [Joyce] Stop!
545
00:23:26,199 --> 00:23:28,410
Davey, Jonesie, I tried to explain to them
546
00:23:28,410 --> 00:23:30,870
that you two can hear the oranges
'cause you're from another universe
547
00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:32,914
and traveled here through a portal
in one of these lockers,
548
00:23:32,914 --> 00:23:34,624
but they won't believe me.
[grunts]
549
00:23:36,042 --> 00:23:37,043
Hi.
550
00:23:38,128 --> 00:23:41,381
[nervous laugh]
Can't believe that this is how we go out.
551
00:23:41,381 --> 00:23:43,717
- It's so dumb.
- It's so dumb.
552
00:23:43,717 --> 00:23:45,051
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
553
00:23:45,051 --> 00:23:46,970
♪ Wake me up and start again ♪
554
00:23:46,970 --> 00:23:49,139
[whimpering]
555
00:23:49,139 --> 00:23:52,475
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
556
00:23:52,475 --> 00:23:54,185
- [Schneider] Stop!
- [gun clicks]
557
00:23:54,185 --> 00:23:55,270
[whoosh]
558
00:23:56,062 --> 00:23:57,898
[panting]
559
00:23:57,898 --> 00:24:00,358
Davey and Jonesie
aren't telling the truth.
560
00:24:00,358 --> 00:24:02,235
Oh, my God, can we not
with these dramatic entrances?
561
00:24:02,235 --> 00:24:04,946
- They're kinda killing the pacing, so...
- I'm sorry. What I mean is
562
00:24:04,946 --> 00:24:08,199
Davey and Jonesie
are indeed not from around here.
563
00:24:08,199 --> 00:24:11,703
- [♪ dramatic sting]
- And, no, they haven't eaten any oranges.
564
00:24:11,703 --> 00:24:14,122
- [feral growling]
- [barks]
565
00:24:14,122 --> 00:24:16,041
Hey, maybe take the pacing note, dude.
566
00:24:16,041 --> 00:24:18,752
But the point is that they did something.
567
00:24:18,752 --> 00:24:22,297
Because sometimes, a man has
to stand up and do something,
568
00:24:22,297 --> 00:24:25,008
even if it's inconvenient or uncomfortable
569
00:24:25,008 --> 00:24:28,053
or involves a grown man
talking to a pile of loose fruit.
570
00:24:28,053 --> 00:24:29,512
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
571
00:24:29,512 --> 00:24:32,265
Wow. What a brave little speech, Stephen.
572
00:24:33,099 --> 00:24:36,603
Too bad selflessness has
never been your strong suit.
573
00:24:36,603 --> 00:24:39,105
[heavy breathing]
574
00:24:39,105 --> 00:24:40,690
[exhales]
575
00:24:42,734 --> 00:24:45,862
[Schneider and Cheryl breathing heavily]
576
00:24:46,738 --> 00:24:48,907
Do you guys like know each other well?
Or is that--
577
00:24:48,907 --> 00:24:50,909
- Never mind that.
- Okay.
578
00:24:50,909 --> 00:24:52,786
Mind this.
579
00:24:52,786 --> 00:24:54,454
For justice!
580
00:24:54,454 --> 00:24:57,374
- [♪ triumphant crescendo]
- [rattling]
581
00:24:57,374 --> 00:24:59,584
Okay. Yep. Yeah, yeah.
582
00:24:59,584 --> 00:25:01,211
For justice! [grunting]
583
00:25:01,211 --> 00:25:04,881
- [oranges cheering]
- ♪ Rip it up and start again ♪
584
00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:09,052
- ♪ Rip it up and start again ♪
- [slow-motion cheering]
585
00:25:09,052 --> 00:25:11,304
♪ Rip it up and start again ♪
586
00:25:12,931 --> 00:25:16,726
♪
587
00:25:16,726 --> 00:25:17,811
[inaudible]
588
00:25:17,811 --> 00:25:20,647
♪ Rip it up and start again ♪
589
00:25:20,647 --> 00:25:22,232
[shrieks]
590
00:25:22,232 --> 00:25:25,235
Ah! Get it off me!
591
00:25:25,235 --> 00:25:27,988
- [sobbing]
- [♪ singing continues]
592
00:25:27,988 --> 00:25:30,657
My ears! Let go-- [grunts]
593
00:25:30,657 --> 00:25:33,326
- [door opens]
- [Mark] Hey, guys, wh-what did I miss?
594
00:25:33,326 --> 00:25:36,371
- [oranges yell]
- [screaming]
595
00:25:36,371 --> 00:25:40,458
[students continue screaming]
596
00:25:41,376 --> 00:25:43,086
♪ Rip it up and start again ♪
597
00:25:43,086 --> 00:25:45,088
Hi, I'm Joyce.
598
00:25:45,088 --> 00:25:46,423
[Davey gasps]
599
00:25:46,423 --> 00:25:48,133
The portal's online. Go.
600
00:25:48,133 --> 00:25:50,760
- We can't go without you!
- You're gonna get sent to GRANDMA's.
601
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,804
I did the right thing.
I can live with the consequences.
602
00:25:52,804 --> 00:25:56,057
If I learned one thing from
you guys today, it's that-- Ah!
603
00:25:56,057 --> 00:25:59,102
I knew you were
the mastermind behind the portal!
604
00:25:59,102 --> 00:26:01,146
- Schneider!
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
605
00:26:01,146 --> 00:26:03,648
[students screaming]
606
00:26:04,149 --> 00:26:07,277
- [Julius] Let's do this.
- Are you sure?
607
00:26:07,277 --> 00:26:10,238
[Julius] I'm ready,
or my name isn't Julius. Orange Ju--
608
00:26:10,238 --> 00:26:11,323
Hey, Cheryl!
609
00:26:11,323 --> 00:26:13,283
♪
610
00:26:15,452 --> 00:26:17,579
[Julius]
For freedom!
611
00:26:17,579 --> 00:26:19,664
- Gotcha!
- [♪ music stops]
612
00:26:19,664 --> 00:26:22,667
[Emile] I'm sorry!
I will never eat an orange ever again!
613
00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:24,711
- [whistles]
- [students sobbing]
614
00:26:24,711 --> 00:26:27,964
Abbott... need... oranges!
615
00:26:27,964 --> 00:26:29,424
[panting]
616
00:26:29,424 --> 00:26:30,717
- [yelps]
- [♪ music resumes]
617
00:26:30,717 --> 00:26:32,302
- [beeps]
- Go!
618
00:26:32,302 --> 00:26:34,763
You got this, Julius!
Good luck, Schneider.
619
00:26:34,763 --> 00:26:37,307
♪ Rip it up and start again ♪
620
00:26:38,683 --> 00:26:40,769
♪ I hope to God you're not as dumb ♪
621
00:26:40,769 --> 00:26:42,646
- ♪ As you make out ♪
- [Julius cackling]
622
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,857
[Julius]
Oh, I got this, alright!
623
00:26:45,857 --> 00:26:49,903
- [cackling wildly]
- [♪ ominous music playing]
624
00:26:53,031 --> 00:26:56,034
- [cackle echoes]
- [♪ sad harmonic music playing]
625
00:27:02,791 --> 00:27:05,710
- Right, so this is better how?
- [Julius] Silence!
626
00:27:06,503 --> 00:27:08,505
Now, where were we?
627
00:27:08,505 --> 00:27:10,048
Oh, yes.
628
00:27:10,048 --> 00:27:12,300
The food pyramid.
629
00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:14,302
[laughing maniacally]
630
00:27:14,302 --> 00:27:16,888
You're in Julius's world now.
631
00:27:16,888 --> 00:27:20,016
- [cackling]
- [oranges laughing]
632
00:27:20,016 --> 00:27:22,185
Oh, yeah. [laughing]
633
00:27:22,185 --> 00:27:25,897
- Oh, yeah. [laughing]
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
634
00:27:50,088 --> 00:27:53,091
[♪ music slowing, becoming dissonant]
635
00:27:56,428 --> 00:27:59,431
[♪ upbeat music playing]
636
00:28:17,449 --> 00:28:19,492
[♪ music fades out]
637
00:28:19,492 --> 00:28:21,661
- [marble bouncing]
- [kids giggling]