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[♪ tense chase music playing]
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♪
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- She's coming!
- We're almost there!
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- We're not gonna make it!
- Yes, we are!
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[fizzling, rumbling]
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[train horn blaring]
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[slow-motion shouting]
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[horn blaring]
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- [♪ country & western music playing]
- [cowboys yee-hawing]
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- [♪ indistinct singing]
- [locker opens, shuts]
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Hop aboard, partner!
You can be the caboose! [laughs]
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♪
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- [whirring]
- [shouting, panting]
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She is obsessed with us!
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I know! It's like, get a dog or something.
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[sighs] Okay.
Whatever the deal with this world is,
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we just have to lay low and blend in.
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- Okay? No anomalies.
- 1,000%.
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- I mean, it was way too close last time.
- [♪ creepy music playing]
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[voices clamoring]
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It's them!
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- More running?
- Charge!
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- [all yelling]
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
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[Jonesie]
Why are people always chasing us?!
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[all shouting]
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[shouting continues]
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- [Emile] There you are!
- [yelps]
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Emile! [panting] Can you help us?
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[Emile] Come with me.
Okay, no time for a wardrobe change.
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- Game faces. You'll be fine.
- [Davey] Oh, God! Thank you, Emile. Woo!
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- [camera shutters snapping]
- [crowd clamoring]
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[camera shutters clicking]
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[reporters shouting]
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[crowd cheering]
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[Davey and Jonesie muttering]
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[mic feedback]
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- [nervous laugh]
- [clears throat]
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Are you ready?!
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[applause, cheering]
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[Emile] [on TV]
Ladies and non-gentlemen...
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- Lady Thunder and the Lightning Kid!
- [applause, cheering]
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- [♪ heavy metal music playing]
- [Emile] Today, at fifth period,
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our two toughest fighters go head to head.
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[Jonesie] [on video]
Gym class isn't for the weak!
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I've trained my body to be
a weapon of mass destruction.
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[growling, grunting]
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[gasps] Dark.
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Cool, but dark.
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[Davey] [on video]
To survive in the Hunger Dome,
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you have to be ruthless, fast,
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and more than anything, hungry!
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- [growling]
- [cartoony bite]
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Are my teeth filed?
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[Davey] Prepare to be eaten
for breakfast, Lightning Kid.
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Literally!
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[Jonesie]
Look out, Lady Thunder,
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'cause you're about to get
struck by lightning...
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to death!
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[Emile] [on video]
The ultimate grudge match.
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Today at fifth period.
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Don't miss it.
Some restrictions apply. No refunds.
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Death not guaranteed by organizers.
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[all cheering]
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[♪ dramatic sting]
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Let's open the floor to any questions.
Y-You there, in the front?
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Rip It Times, Online Edition.
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Lightning Kid, you recently claimed
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that you'd kick Lady Thunder's face
directly into the sun.
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Can you elaborate?
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- [shutters snapping]
- [silence]
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Um... Yeah.
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O-Oh, brother.
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- [♪ heavy metal music playing]
- I-I'm gonna get you, brother,
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a-a-and then,
I-I'm gonna rip you up, brother.
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A-And, then I'm gonna get ya, brother.
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Yep. Yep.
And I-I'm gonna rip ya and... chew ya up,
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and then I'm gonna rip ya again.
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That's what I'm gonna do, brother. Er!
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- [♪ music stops]
- [confused murmuring]
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[Davey]
That's good. That's really good.
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- Lady Thunder. Y-Your rebuttal?
- It's my turn.
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- Yep, it's your turn now.
- Okay. It's my turn.
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- [mic feedback]
- [clears throat]
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[deep voice] Oh, brother!
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Thank you so much
for that wonderful intro--
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- [mic feedback]
- For that wonderful introduction, brother.
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And I'm gonna, that's right,
cut you up into little pieces
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and serve you on a nice plate,
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and eat it for dinner!
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- [♪ music stops]
- [reporters murmur]
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I am doing Hulk Hogan.
What are you doing?
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I barely know who that is.
I'm also doing Hulk Hogan.
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- Okay. Awesome. Awesome. Great.
- Yeah, I'll see you there. Okay.
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- You're going down, brother!
- You're also goin' down, brother!
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[Jonesie] [on TV] I'm gonna punch you
in the tummy, brother.
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- [♪ metal music playing]
- No, brother! Don't do that, brother!
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- Well, I must because I hate you, brother.
- Oh, oh, oh.
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- Oh, brother, please don't... brother.
- Oh, brother.
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- [mic feedback]
- [♪ music stops]
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[mic feedback]
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- [electricity zaps]
- [♪ tense music playing]
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Okay, that's the fastest anomaly
we've ever caused.
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Vice Principal Mason, what are you doing
in the Below-lands? It's not safe.
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- I'm fine. Run along.
- With respect, I cannot.
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I'll escort you to
the faculty lounge and...
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- find you more appropriate attire.
- [shutters snapping]
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[reporters clamoring]
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[Emile]
That's enough questions for today,
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but they'll be refreshed and ready
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for their big fifth period
grudge match, where...
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[crowd] [chants]
Only one survives!
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Only one survives! Only one survives!
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- Maybe two survive...
- [laughs] Only one survives.
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- [crowd murmuring]
- [shutters clicking]
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Um, hey! Hey, bestie. Quick Q.
[nervous laugh]
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How tied are we to having that,
uh, that grudge match today?
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Yeah, maybe we, like, reschedule
to, like, a later date?
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And postpone the fight of the century
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when students and faculty alike
cry out for blood?
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[giggles] Absolutely not.
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Okay! Um, could you just point us
in the direction of Mr. Schneider?
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[laughs] A Homeworker?
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Obviously, he's in the faculty lounge.
But why would you--
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- Yeah, we'll just pop in there, and say--
- A student?!
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In the faculty lounge?
Are you concussed?
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[both]
Yeah. No. Yes.
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Maybe we do need
to cancel the fight after all.
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- Yes. Yes.
- Yes.
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[snickers] Just kidding.
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[sings]
♪ The more concussed the better ♪
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[♪ classical music playing]
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[indistinct chatter, soft laughter]
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Welcome back to the High Seat
of the Faculty, Ms. Mason.
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Please don't enter into the Below-lands
again unless escorted by a hall monitor.
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- For your own protection.
- [Cheryl grimaces]
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- [gasps]
- [glass shattering]
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[♪ tense music playing]
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Uh...
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- Hello, Stephen.
- Oh, Cheryl.
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- W-What are you doing here?
- Can it!
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You and I both know the Davey and Jonesie
who gave that press conference
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are not the Davey and Jonesie
from this world.
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Why ever would you say that?
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- Down, brother... You're going...
- Oh, brother! You ever see--
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Hey, you ever see this thing?
It's goin' right in your face! Hi!
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- Oh, that? Th-Th-That's smack talk.
- [Cheryl] Mm-hmm?
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Oh, brother, bring me another petit four,
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- or I'll give you such a slap!
- [glass shatters]
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- [gasps]
- [♪ tense sting]
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I know you built the portal.
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I know you're helping those girls.
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- And as soon as I can prove that...
- [gulps]
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...I'm gonna finish what
I started years ago
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and make sure every single version of you
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is burbling away at the bottom of a tank.
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Careful what you say, Cheryl.
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Huh? That's gonna cause an anomaly,
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and I'd hate for you to lose face
with your precious superiors at MOM.
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- [angry inhale]
- [hall monitor] Presenting the Principal!
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- [♪ regal music playing]
- [giggles]
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Hi. Hello. Thanks, guys.
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[♪ music stops]
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Hm.
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- [♪ soft music playing]
- Vice Principal Mason.
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How good of you to join us.
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Escort Vice Principal Mason
to the VIP area.
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She and I need to have a...
private chat. [giggles]
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[♪ foreboding music playing]
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[quiet faculty chatter]
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Hi.
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[sighs]
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Why did they have to come to this world?
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- And on crab-puff day?
- [Davey] Psst!
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- Hey.
- You two.
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- Get up here.
- No, you come down here.
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- We're not asking.
- Come on.
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I cannot go up there.
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If we can get up here,
then you can get up here.
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I am, under no circumstances,
going up there!
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You know,
I just got this lab coat pressed.
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Oh, my God, a Schneider who cares
more about his outfit than an anomaly?
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- Refreshing?
- Dude, Cheryl's here!
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Oh, I know. "Brother."
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We all saw the interview.
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What are we supposed to do?
Okay, we can't fight.
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We're best friends,
and we're wildly unathletic.
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We have literally never been to gym class.
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As far as the teacher knows,
we've been on our periods every single day
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- for the past two years.
- It is our longest con.
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So you need to fix the portal now,
so we don't have to fight.
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Yes, well, I...
I'm afraid that's impossible
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because your locker and my lab
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are located within the Ride or Die Zone,
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an area of the Below-lands
that's restricted to faculty
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and ruled by a terrible motorcycle gang.
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Th-There are motorcycles? [giggles]
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They have one motorcycle.
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But they're very good at sharing.
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So, I guess that's that.
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What do you mean, "That's that"?
"That's that" as in,
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"Oh, we die in the ring
or get caught by Cheryl?"
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You don't know what it's like here.
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The students are wild.
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The teachers have to be
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physically separated from them
for our own protection.
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A-And we don't even really teach.
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We sort of just watch
as they rip each other apart,
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and we drink champagne
and grade them on it.
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I suppose it's not ideal,
but the food's pretty good,
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and I do love champagne.
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Wow.
Being in this world has made you soft...
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...er than usual.
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It's gonna make you even softer
than a sea cucumber
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once Cheryl sees us not fight.
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Fine, fine, fine. Fine!
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She's onto you already. And me.
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Okay.
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- [♪ mysterious music playing]
- Legend tells...
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of a drifter down below
called the Traveler.
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Perhaps they can give me
safe passage through the zone.
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And what happens if you don't
make it before fifth period,
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and we have to get in the ring?
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You'll have to make it
look like you're fighting.
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Legend tells...
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A-A separate legend.
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...tells of someone
called the Lost Winner.
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A former champ who can train you
in the art of fake fighting.
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They say she lurks in
the shadows of the basement.
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This world would rule if
we weren't so completely screwed.
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Okay, you go find the Traveler,
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go to your lab,
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and we'll find
the cool-sounding basement chick,
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just in case you die instantly.
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- Wh-What?
- Break.
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- [vent banging]
- [overlapping clumsy chatter]
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- [Schneider] I'm going this way.
- [Jonesie] No, I'm going this way.
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[♪ tense music playing]
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Thank you for joining me in the VIP area.
[soft laugh]
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- [velvet rope clicking]
- [♪ tense music stops]
240
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,369
- [sighs, sniffs]
- [♪ classical music playing]
241
00:10:59,369 --> 00:11:02,706
Do you know why the faculty respect me,
Vice Principal Mason?
242
00:11:02,706 --> 00:11:05,166
- No.
- Fear. Exactly.
243
00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:07,002
And because they know their place,
244
00:11:07,002 --> 00:11:09,880
just like I know about your little
excursion to the Below-lands.
245
00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,799
And don't think I didn't see
you hesitate when you bowed.
246
00:11:12,799 --> 00:11:15,343
- [♪ tense music playing]
- Whatever little coup you're planning,
247
00:11:15,343 --> 00:11:17,095
it's not gonna work.
248
00:11:17,095 --> 00:11:19,222
Better administrative faculty have tried,
249
00:11:19,222 --> 00:11:21,266
and I always find a way to...
250
00:11:22,642 --> 00:11:23,768
immobilize them.
251
00:11:25,228 --> 00:11:26,688
Refreshment?
252
00:11:27,063 --> 00:11:28,315
Is this poison?
253
00:11:28,315 --> 00:11:32,068
[haughty laugh]
254
00:11:32,944 --> 00:11:35,655
Vice Principal Mason! So paranoid.
255
00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:38,199
[laughs]
No, but if it makes you feel better,
256
00:11:38,199 --> 00:11:40,535
why don't we... switch?
257
00:11:40,535 --> 00:11:42,370
- [♪ tense music stops]
- No, you drink from both.
258
00:11:43,496 --> 00:11:45,498
[♪ classical music restarts]
259
00:11:45,498 --> 00:11:47,167
Can we get two more, please? Yeah.
260
00:11:48,418 --> 00:11:50,295
These are warm.
261
00:11:53,006 --> 00:11:54,299
Love your hat.
262
00:11:54,299 --> 00:11:58,011
[♪ funky jazz music playing]
263
00:11:58,011 --> 00:11:59,554
[kids chattering]
264
00:11:59,554 --> 00:12:00,639
[sighs]
265
00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,141
[unappetizing splat]
266
00:12:05,101 --> 00:12:07,646
- This is only a quarter portion.
- [squishing]
267
00:12:08,396 --> 00:12:09,940
I have a fight today.
268
00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:12,776
Price has gone up. Talk to me
when you've got a couple of A's.
269
00:12:12,776 --> 00:12:14,819
- [hisses]
- [growls]
270
00:12:14,819 --> 00:12:17,030
I'll bet you one A-minus in Math...
271
00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:20,283
and raise you a B in World History.
272
00:12:21,868 --> 00:12:22,869
[door opens]
273
00:12:23,662 --> 00:12:25,830
- [door shuts]
- [kids murmur]
274
00:12:27,374 --> 00:12:28,541
- [bangs table]
- [band stops playing]
275
00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:33,129
[♪ tense music playing]
276
00:12:34,506 --> 00:12:36,049
What are you doing here, Homeworker?
277
00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:38,426
[laughs] Here to give us more homework?
278
00:12:38,426 --> 00:12:40,178
[all laugh]
279
00:12:40,178 --> 00:12:42,764
You can't! [hisses]
280
00:12:42,764 --> 00:12:46,977
[all hissing]
281
00:12:52,023 --> 00:12:53,942
I'm here to see the one
they call the Traveler.
282
00:12:53,942 --> 00:12:55,026
[Traveler]
Right behind you.
283
00:12:55,026 --> 00:12:56,987
- [♪ dramatic sting]
- Sorry. I moved.
284
00:12:56,987 --> 00:12:59,573
- [♪ electric guitar riff]
- Hi.
285
00:13:01,199 --> 00:13:04,703
[♪ electric guitar stops,
funky jazz music continues]
286
00:13:04,703 --> 00:13:06,079
[kids chattering]
287
00:13:06,079 --> 00:13:09,082
I can get you through
the Ride or Die Zone.
288
00:13:09,082 --> 00:13:11,293
First, you gotta gimme what I asked for.
289
00:13:11,293 --> 00:13:13,295
Are you sure? I...
290
00:13:13,295 --> 00:13:16,715
I can get you a couple of Bs in Physics.
Maybe an A in Bio.
291
00:13:16,715 --> 00:13:19,801
Bio is a soft science
for people who can't do math.
292
00:13:19,801 --> 00:13:21,511
Give me what I want.
293
00:13:21,511 --> 00:13:23,555
Okay.
294
00:13:23,555 --> 00:13:25,432
One, um...
295
00:13:25,432 --> 00:13:27,642
bag of wet hair.
296
00:13:28,476 --> 00:13:30,186
Can't imagine why you would want it.
297
00:13:30,186 --> 00:13:31,354
It's for me to know,
298
00:13:31,354 --> 00:13:33,023
- and for you to find out.
- Oh, I never wanna fin--
299
00:13:33,023 --> 00:13:34,649
- Listen!
- [♪ tense music playing]
300
00:13:34,649 --> 00:13:36,234
[whispers] If you wanna
get through the zone,
301
00:13:36,234 --> 00:13:37,861
you've gotta do everything I say. Got it?
302
00:13:38,445 --> 00:13:39,487
[whispers] Yeah.
303
00:13:41,281 --> 00:13:44,159
- [♪ electric guitar riff]
- [spraying paint]
304
00:13:47,537 --> 00:13:49,289
I like the taste.
305
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:53,752
[Jonesie] Hope these are the dumbest
outfits we have to wear today.
306
00:13:53,752 --> 00:13:55,337
[Davey] Who do you think
the former champ is?
307
00:13:55,337 --> 00:13:56,630
- Three, two, one...
- [both] Alexis.
308
00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:58,715
'Cause they're so cool
in every single universe!
309
00:13:58,715 --> 00:14:00,759
- I know.
- Unlike Sierra.
310
00:14:00,759 --> 00:14:04,012
- [muttering]
- Sierra? Um, no, no. Sierra's here.
311
00:14:04,012 --> 00:14:07,098
[♪ intimidating music playing]
312
00:14:09,601 --> 00:14:12,979
Hey, Sierra.
That's a cool... eyepatch.
313
00:14:12,979 --> 00:14:16,107
Yeah, we're actually just here,
waitin' for the, uh, Long Lost Winner--
314
00:14:16,566 --> 00:14:17,692
[screams]
315
00:14:17,692 --> 00:14:18,860
[head thuds]
316
00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:20,904
[♪ intimidating music playing]
317
00:14:20,904 --> 00:14:22,781
And that's why you don't make assumptions.
318
00:14:22,781 --> 00:14:24,574
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
319
00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:27,244
So, the school's greatest enemies
320
00:14:27,244 --> 00:14:29,663
are secretly the greatest of friends.
321
00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:31,665
Tale as old as time.
322
00:14:31,665 --> 00:14:33,500
Yes. And, actually, time is a factor,
323
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,710
so we don't need to delve
into anyone's backstory--
324
00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:37,963
- You know I had to fight my friend once.
- Okay, awesome.
325
00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:40,840
- [♪ mysterious music playing]
- My best... friend.
326
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,551
[Davey]
You had a friend?
327
00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:45,470
Sorry, that was rude.
You had a friend?
328
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:47,264
We were picked to fight
each other in the arena.
329
00:14:47,264 --> 00:14:50,350
Two besties, forced into the fray.
330
00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:53,436
Only we fought for real.
331
00:14:54,563 --> 00:14:56,231
I won.
332
00:14:56,231 --> 00:14:58,191
But it didn't feel like it.
333
00:14:58,858 --> 00:15:00,944
What happened to your friend?
334
00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:04,281
Same as what happened to the others.
335
00:15:04,281 --> 00:15:06,449
They were taken to the locker room,
336
00:15:06,449 --> 00:15:09,160
never to be seen again.
337
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,037
[♪ tense music building]
338
00:15:13,623 --> 00:15:16,543
Why didn't you guys just, like,
fake fight or choreograph something
339
00:15:16,543 --> 00:15:19,045
- so you were never actually fighting?
- Yeah. Isn't that your whole thing?
340
00:15:19,045 --> 00:15:20,171
Somebody told us that today.
341
00:15:21,548 --> 00:15:23,091
Let's just get started, okay?
342
00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:25,176
[♪ "Powerline" by Lee Aaron playing]
343
00:15:25,176 --> 00:15:26,428
[rings triangle]
344
00:15:26,428 --> 00:15:27,512
♪
345
00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:30,599
The key to fake fighting
is embodying the lie.
346
00:15:30,599 --> 00:15:32,392
Legs up, legs up, legs up!
347
00:15:32,392 --> 00:15:34,185
You have to be the part.
348
00:15:34,185 --> 00:15:35,437
Prepare for battle. Fists up!
349
00:15:35,437 --> 00:15:37,022
Look the part.
350
00:15:37,397 --> 00:15:39,941
Emile sent me in here 'cause there's
supposed to be some sort of makeover?
351
00:15:39,941 --> 00:15:42,819
[chair creaking]
352
00:15:42,819 --> 00:15:44,321
Hi.
353
00:15:44,321 --> 00:15:45,697
[Sierra]
One!
354
00:15:45,697 --> 00:15:48,867
You can call me the Transformer because--
355
00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:51,828
'Cause you make costumes
that transform warriors for battle?
356
00:15:51,828 --> 00:15:53,163
Yeah, I-I got there.
357
00:15:53,163 --> 00:15:54,664
Two!
358
00:15:54,664 --> 00:15:56,833
Okay, Mr. Transformer.
359
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,668
What are we waiting for?
360
00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:01,963
[Sierra]
First, master the art of circling.
361
00:16:01,963 --> 00:16:03,256
- [rings triangle]
- Clockwise!
362
00:16:03,256 --> 00:16:05,508
The longer you circle,
the more tension you build,
363
00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:07,761
- and the less you fight.
- [triangle rings]
364
00:16:07,761 --> 00:16:09,721
- Counterclockwise!
- [triangle rings]
365
00:16:09,721 --> 00:16:12,682
Counter-counterclockwise!
366
00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:15,644
No. I-It's the reverse, so...
367
00:16:15,644 --> 00:16:17,646
[Abbott]
Battle isn't just combat.
368
00:16:17,646 --> 00:16:19,439
It's a story.
369
00:16:19,439 --> 00:16:21,358
It's pageantry.
370
00:16:21,358 --> 00:16:23,068
It's a dance.
371
00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:24,444
♪ I'm reaching out ♪
372
00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:26,738
Can we just get this over with?
373
00:16:27,197 --> 00:16:29,199
- Are you skipping?
- A little bounce to the legs, yeah.
374
00:16:29,199 --> 00:16:30,408
- Okay.
- No, it's just the move.
375
00:16:30,408 --> 00:16:32,702
This is how-- This is what it looks like.
376
00:16:32,702 --> 00:16:35,664
[Sierra] Next, to sell your fake fight,
you have to sell your fake pain.
377
00:16:35,664 --> 00:16:37,624
- Attack!
- [grunts]
378
00:16:37,624 --> 00:16:39,542
[grunting]
379
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:41,711
- Ow...
- No.
380
00:16:41,711 --> 00:16:44,548
- Ah!
- [Davey screaming]
381
00:16:44,548 --> 00:16:47,634
[♪ music continues]
382
00:16:50,262 --> 00:16:53,473
Don't forget to let them see you sweat.
383
00:16:53,473 --> 00:16:55,517
- Always let them see you cry.
- [triangle rings]
384
00:16:59,813 --> 00:17:01,773
Ow! Davey! Oh!
385
00:17:01,773 --> 00:17:03,775
- Jonesie!
- Ow, ow, ow!
386
00:17:03,775 --> 00:17:06,695
Ah! Gotcha!
387
00:17:07,153 --> 00:17:09,155
♪ Touch the powerline ♪
388
00:17:10,907 --> 00:17:11,908
Get it?
389
00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:16,162
Lightning.
'Cause you're the Lightning--
390
00:17:16,162 --> 00:17:19,958
Dude. Yes. It could not be
more on the nose. Thank you.
391
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:21,835
[Davey]
It's perfect.
392
00:17:21,835 --> 00:17:24,379
♪ Touch the powerline ♪
393
00:17:24,379 --> 00:17:25,630
♪ We'll make it this time ♪
394
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,716
- Can't wait to wear it.
- Right?
395
00:17:27,716 --> 00:17:29,217
♪ Oh! ♪
396
00:17:29,217 --> 00:17:31,303
- [triangle rings]
- [♪ song ends]
397
00:17:31,303 --> 00:17:34,389
[muffled crowd cheering]
398
00:17:39,311 --> 00:17:41,229
- You both look like champions.
- Idiots.
399
00:17:41,229 --> 00:17:42,439
Thank you.
400
00:17:42,439 --> 00:17:45,108
Oh. And I've built a little surprise
401
00:17:45,108 --> 00:17:48,236
- into each one of your suits.
- [♪ mysterious music playing]
402
00:17:48,236 --> 00:17:51,281
It will reveal itself
when the time is right.
403
00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:53,700
♪
404
00:17:55,577 --> 00:17:56,995
- Good luck.
- [snipping]
405
00:17:58,872 --> 00:18:00,999
- I'm gonna barf. Are you gonna barf?
- Where is Schneider?
406
00:18:00,999 --> 00:18:04,085
- The fight is about to start.
- You got this.
407
00:18:04,085 --> 00:18:05,670
The art of circling
408
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:08,256
and the power of your friendship
are all you need.
409
00:18:08,256 --> 00:18:11,259
Yeah. And if anyone
can fake doing one thing
410
00:18:11,259 --> 00:18:14,012
in order to avoid doing another thing,
it's us.
411
00:18:14,012 --> 00:18:15,680
Let's go.
412
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,807
- [inhales]
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
413
00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:20,268
[crowd cheering]
414
00:18:20,268 --> 00:18:22,354
[crowd] [chanting]
Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!
415
00:18:22,354 --> 00:18:25,982
Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!
Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!
416
00:18:25,982 --> 00:18:30,070
[chanting continues]
417
00:18:33,615 --> 00:18:37,035
Let the Schrödinger High
Hunger Dome Games...
418
00:18:37,035 --> 00:18:39,704
- begin!
- [crowd cheering]
419
00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:41,831
Seriously, where is Schneider?
420
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:46,711
[♪ upbeat music playing]
421
00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:48,880
[Schneider] Remind me again
why you're the one in the disguise?
422
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,966
- [rattling]
- [Joyce] Sleight of hand.
423
00:18:50,966 --> 00:18:53,593
That doesn't answer my question.
424
00:18:53,593 --> 00:18:55,178
Hey!
425
00:18:55,178 --> 00:18:58,348
Not just anyone can walk
into the Ride or Die Zone.
426
00:18:59,391 --> 00:19:01,476
[Joyce]
Don't worry. It's me.
427
00:19:02,435 --> 00:19:03,687
Joyce.
428
00:19:03,687 --> 00:19:07,607
[♪ tense crescendo]
429
00:19:07,941 --> 00:19:09,943
- Run, Schneider!
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
430
00:19:09,943 --> 00:19:13,363
What? How was that the plan?
431
00:19:13,363 --> 00:19:16,324
Looks like we've got ourselves
a Homeworker.
432
00:19:16,324 --> 00:19:18,994
- Hey, hey--
- Bring me...
433
00:19:18,994 --> 00:19:20,328
the bike.
434
00:19:21,162 --> 00:19:23,915
[♪ tense music playing]
435
00:19:23,915 --> 00:19:26,251
- [applause]
- Schrödinger High! Are you ready to meet
436
00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:28,628
your first two tributes?!
437
00:19:28,628 --> 00:19:30,964
[crowd cheering]
438
00:19:30,964 --> 00:19:34,968
I bring you the Red Shirt Marauder!
439
00:19:34,968 --> 00:19:37,929
- [scattered cheering, booing]
- [Mark whooping]
440
00:19:37,929 --> 00:19:39,431
[Mark laughing]
441
00:19:39,431 --> 00:19:41,933
And now, make some noise for...
442
00:19:41,933 --> 00:19:43,518
Boulder Fist Jenkins!
443
00:19:43,518 --> 00:19:45,562
[crowd cheering]
444
00:19:45,562 --> 00:19:47,439
- Fight!
- Okay.
445
00:19:47,439 --> 00:19:49,190
Well, maybe this will be a really long...
446
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:50,817
[grunting, screaming]
447
00:19:50,817 --> 00:19:53,403
- [buzzer blares]
- ...battle.
448
00:19:53,403 --> 00:19:54,863
[crowd cheering]
449
00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:57,365
And now, to the locker room...
450
00:19:57,365 --> 00:20:00,327
- forever.
- [crowd] [chanting] Kill! Kill! Kill!
451
00:20:00,327 --> 00:20:03,747
[Mark screaming]
452
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:07,292
Let's see what the faculty has to say.
453
00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:11,046
Oh. Overall, a B-minus.
454
00:20:11,046 --> 00:20:13,590
Thank you, faculty.
Ooh, and dare I say,
455
00:20:13,590 --> 00:20:16,843
you are looking absolutely
stunning today in the gallery.
456
00:20:16,843 --> 00:20:18,929
Loving the hair, Debbie.
It's giving cotton candy.
457
00:20:18,929 --> 00:20:21,348
It's giving cloudy.
I just wanna eat you up.
458
00:20:21,348 --> 00:20:22,891
[nomming, giggles]
459
00:20:22,891 --> 00:20:25,018
And Vice Principal Mason,
460
00:20:25,018 --> 00:20:28,813
you are looking absolutely impeccable
in the gallery, as well. Good for you.
461
00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:32,359
Okay, remember.
Just keep circling as long as you can.
462
00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:33,735
Right. 'Cause the more we circle,
463
00:20:33,735 --> 00:20:35,195
- the less we have to fight.
- Yeah, yeah.
464
00:20:35,195 --> 00:20:39,324
And now, the fight you've
all been waiting for.
465
00:20:39,324 --> 00:20:41,159
Lady Thunder and the Lightning Kid.
466
00:20:41,159 --> 00:20:43,620
Both cunning, dangerous,
467
00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:45,997
power... hungry women.
468
00:20:45,997 --> 00:20:47,999
Sound familiar, Vice Principal Mason?
469
00:20:47,999 --> 00:20:49,542
Oh, don't roll your eyes at me.
470
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:52,879
You really think you have
what it takes to be the principal.
471
00:20:52,879 --> 00:20:54,798
I'll have you know that
controlling the games
472
00:20:54,798 --> 00:20:56,925
requires a masterful set of skills
473
00:20:56,925 --> 00:20:58,510
that only I possess.
474
00:20:59,177 --> 00:21:00,971
Now, to choose the arena.
475
00:21:00,971 --> 00:21:02,764
[inhales]
476
00:21:02,764 --> 00:21:07,769
Which... one... shall... I... choose?
477
00:21:08,228 --> 00:21:11,189
Maybe... I'll... choose...
478
00:21:11,189 --> 00:21:12,274
Oh, for the love of...
479
00:21:12,274 --> 00:21:15,235
- [bang, mechanical creaking]
- Did you all see that?
480
00:21:15,235 --> 00:21:17,779
- [lasers whirring]
- [crowd chanting]
481
00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,656
Why is the arena making that sound?
482
00:21:19,656 --> 00:21:21,575
This has never happened before.
483
00:21:21,575 --> 00:21:22,784
[gears whirring]
484
00:21:22,784 --> 00:21:24,995
Principal chose the hardest arena.
485
00:21:24,995 --> 00:21:27,414
[crowd] [chanting]
Kill! Kill! Kill!
486
00:21:27,414 --> 00:21:29,833
[♪ tense music playing]
487
00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:33,795
[whirring]
488
00:21:34,504 --> 00:21:35,505
[clicks]
489
00:21:35,505 --> 00:21:39,426
[chanting continues]
490
00:21:39,426 --> 00:21:42,679
How are we supposed to circle
on a balance beam?
491
00:21:42,679 --> 00:21:46,057
- [biker] Get him!
- [Schneider whimpering]
492
00:21:46,057 --> 00:21:49,227
- [electric bike whirring]
- [♪ tense music playing]
493
00:21:49,227 --> 00:21:51,980
- Hey, hey, hey. It's my turn. Get off.
- [♪ tense music stops]
494
00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:53,481
[chatter stops]
495
00:21:55,901 --> 00:21:59,487
- [bike whirring]
- [whimpering, chattering resume]
496
00:21:59,487 --> 00:22:02,073
[biker]
Ready? Three, two, one, get him!
497
00:22:02,073 --> 00:22:04,075
[Joyce screaming]
498
00:22:04,075 --> 00:22:07,621
- [grunting, fighting]
- [♪ electric guitar riff]
499
00:22:09,247 --> 00:22:11,708
- Is that the bag of wet hair?
- Yes, of course.
500
00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:13,919
- Sleight of hand.
- The lab.
501
00:22:15,337 --> 00:22:17,130
Who's ready for blood?!
502
00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:18,798
[crowd cheering]
503
00:22:18,798 --> 00:22:21,009
- [♪ tense music playing]
- [crowd] [chants] Blood! Blood! Blood!
504
00:22:21,009 --> 00:22:22,969
[snickers] Let's raise a fist
505
00:22:22,969 --> 00:22:25,639
for the ravenous, the dangerous,
506
00:22:25,639 --> 00:22:29,309
the blood-thirsty Lady Thunder!
507
00:22:29,309 --> 00:22:32,103
- That's you. That's you. That way.
- Me? Okay. Okay.
508
00:22:32,103 --> 00:22:35,982
- [crowd cheering, chanting]
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
509
00:22:35,982 --> 00:22:37,817
- [crowd] Kill! Kill! Kill!
- How are you?
510
00:22:37,817 --> 00:22:41,071
And the wily, the strategic,
511
00:22:41,071 --> 00:22:44,741
the Davey-hating Lightning Kid!
512
00:22:44,741 --> 00:22:47,744
[crowd] [chanting]
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
513
00:22:47,744 --> 00:22:49,496
[Davey] [weakly]
Boo. Boo.
514
00:22:49,996 --> 00:22:51,248
You suck.
515
00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:54,918
- [chanting continues]
- Are you ready?
516
00:22:54,918 --> 00:22:57,045
Are you ready?!
517
00:22:57,045 --> 00:23:00,382
- [crowd cheering]
- [weakly] Woo.
518
00:23:00,382 --> 00:23:03,510
Three... Two...
519
00:23:03,510 --> 00:23:05,512
One. [evil giggle]
520
00:23:06,388 --> 00:23:07,597
Fight!
521
00:23:07,597 --> 00:23:11,393
- [♪ "Lite the Nite" by Chyld playing]
- [crowd] [chants] Fight! Fight! Fight!
522
00:23:11,393 --> 00:23:14,938
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
523
00:23:14,938 --> 00:23:18,525
[chanting continues]
524
00:23:19,776 --> 00:23:22,487
- ♪ You got to feel it ♪
- [chanting stops]
525
00:23:22,487 --> 00:23:24,322
♪ There's just no way to hide ♪
526
00:23:24,322 --> 00:23:27,200
Okay... Yay?
527
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,244
- ♪ There is a special light ♪
- [grunts]
528
00:23:29,244 --> 00:23:31,830
♪ That opens up your eyes ♪
529
00:23:33,081 --> 00:23:35,834
- ♪ So open up now ♪
- [uneasy groaning]
530
00:23:35,834 --> 00:23:38,962
♪ And turn that power on ♪
531
00:23:38,962 --> 00:23:41,256
[♪ song playing on TV]
532
00:23:41,256 --> 00:23:43,967
[uneasy groaning]
533
00:23:43,967 --> 00:23:45,051
Meow.
534
00:23:45,051 --> 00:23:46,845
Meow!
535
00:23:46,845 --> 00:23:49,931
♪ We want to feel it ♪
536
00:23:51,141 --> 00:23:52,601
What now?
537
00:23:52,601 --> 00:23:54,352
One foot, and stand.
538
00:23:54,352 --> 00:23:55,729
- We gotta stand. We gotta stand.
- Okay.
539
00:23:55,729 --> 00:23:59,316
[Davey and Jonesie muttering]
540
00:24:00,358 --> 00:24:02,444
Oh, now they're both standing on the beam!
Look at that, folks.
541
00:24:02,444 --> 00:24:04,487
[crowd muttering]
542
00:24:05,238 --> 00:24:06,907
Okay, come closer. Okay.
543
00:24:07,949 --> 00:24:10,869
Hang on... Yes.
544
00:24:10,869 --> 00:24:12,579
♪
545
00:24:12,579 --> 00:24:14,205
What are they-- What are they doing?
546
00:24:14,205 --> 00:24:15,916
- [muttering]
- [Jonesie] Circle, circle, circle.
547
00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:18,251
[mouthing]
548
00:24:18,251 --> 00:24:20,962
Now, they're switching. Switching around.
549
00:24:20,962 --> 00:24:22,756
- [Davey] Double circle.
- [Jonesie] Back, back, back.
550
00:24:22,756 --> 00:24:25,217
[groaning]
551
00:24:25,217 --> 00:24:27,302
- [groans]
- Why are they spinning around like that?
552
00:24:27,302 --> 00:24:29,262
See, this is why you don't
choose the hardest one.
553
00:24:29,262 --> 00:24:31,056
- Ooh...
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
554
00:24:31,056 --> 00:24:32,849
- [beeping]
- Are we beeping?
555
00:24:32,849 --> 00:24:35,518
Yes. Yes, this is the secret thing
that Abbott said, the surprise.
556
00:24:35,518 --> 00:24:36,853
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
557
00:24:36,853 --> 00:24:39,439
- It's gonna be good.
- [beeping rapidly]
558
00:24:39,439 --> 00:24:42,609
- [beeping stops]
- [sparklers fizzle]
559
00:24:44,402 --> 00:24:45,403
[rapid beeping]
560
00:24:45,403 --> 00:24:47,864
- [beeping stops]
- [air rushes]
561
00:24:47,864 --> 00:24:49,199
Jesus.
562
00:24:49,199 --> 00:24:52,035
♪
563
00:24:52,035 --> 00:24:54,955
♪ Oh, lite the-- ♪
564
00:24:54,955 --> 00:24:57,374
- [buzzer blares]
- [♪ song ends]
565
00:24:57,374 --> 00:25:00,460
[crowd murmuring]
566
00:25:07,217 --> 00:25:10,720
[crowd booing, hissing]
567
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:14,307
[indistinct yelling, jeering]
568
00:25:18,979 --> 00:25:20,814
[♪ tense music playing]
569
00:25:20,814 --> 00:25:23,024
I think that's proof enough.
570
00:25:23,024 --> 00:25:24,192
Stop right there, traitor.
571
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:28,530
Do you really think you can usurp
my authority and walk away unscathed?
572
00:25:29,739 --> 00:25:31,283
Do you have any idea
who you're dealing with?
573
00:25:31,283 --> 00:25:32,576
Ooh.
574
00:25:33,159 --> 00:25:34,619
- [thuds]
- [faculty gasps]
575
00:25:36,538 --> 00:25:39,082
This has been a coup.
I'm the principal now.
576
00:25:39,082 --> 00:25:41,585
- Any questions?
- [faculty] No.
577
00:25:41,585 --> 00:25:43,503
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
578
00:25:45,088 --> 00:25:47,340
[Schneider]
[laughs] Yes, I've done it.
579
00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:49,968
Oh, it feels good to do science again.
580
00:25:49,968 --> 00:25:52,012
- The risks, the rewards...
- [device beeps]
581
00:25:52,012 --> 00:25:53,847
...the pure unadulterated energy.
582
00:25:53,847 --> 00:25:56,182
To hell with this half-life
of meaningless decadence.
583
00:25:56,182 --> 00:25:58,768
- I'm back, baby! [laughing]
- Hey, baby.
584
00:25:58,768 --> 00:26:01,479
- Biker gang's also back.
- Oh no, we're doomed!
585
00:26:01,479 --> 00:26:03,189
- [bikers yell]
- No, we're not. Here!
586
00:26:03,189 --> 00:26:04,274
[splats, dripping]
587
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,651
[bikers laughing, yelling]
588
00:26:06,651 --> 00:26:08,361
- [hair whipping]
- [confused chatter]
589
00:26:08,361 --> 00:26:10,322
Sleight of hand!
590
00:26:10,322 --> 00:26:13,909
- [♪ electric guitar music playing]
- [all shouting]
591
00:26:13,909 --> 00:26:16,536
- [whipping, splatting]
- [grossed-out yelling]
592
00:26:16,536 --> 00:26:19,873
♪
593
00:26:20,957 --> 00:26:22,459
Sleight of hand.
594
00:26:23,585 --> 00:26:24,586
[sighs]
595
00:26:24,586 --> 00:26:27,672
[crowd booing]
596
00:26:28,673 --> 00:26:31,927
- Shall we do a classic run for it?
- Um, I think that might prove difficult.
597
00:26:31,927 --> 00:26:34,054
[♪ tense music playing]
598
00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:37,224
[gun whirring]
599
00:26:37,224 --> 00:26:39,017
- [speaker] Stop!
- [♪ guitar riff playing]
600
00:26:39,017 --> 00:26:41,436
- [whirring]
- ♪ Dangerous ♪
601
00:26:41,436 --> 00:26:42,812
[crowd gasps]
602
00:26:42,812 --> 00:26:44,522
Be chill.
603
00:26:44,522 --> 00:26:48,276
- Alexis? [laughing]
- [♪ heartfelt music playing]
604
00:26:48,276 --> 00:26:50,111
Alexis is Sierra's friend?
605
00:26:50,111 --> 00:26:51,613
Uh-huh.
606
00:26:51,613 --> 00:26:53,615
How did you survive the locker room?
607
00:26:53,615 --> 00:26:55,659
I talked the guard into letting me go.
608
00:26:55,659 --> 00:26:58,453
Been living in the ceiling ever since.
609
00:26:58,453 --> 00:27:00,497
- They are so cool.
- So cool.
610
00:27:00,497 --> 00:27:04,251
For years, the faculty has pitted
student against student.
611
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,962
For what? [laughs]
612
00:27:06,962 --> 00:27:08,463
Paltry grades?
613
00:27:08,463 --> 00:27:10,924
A B-plus in algebra?
614
00:27:10,924 --> 00:27:13,176
It's time we say...
615
00:27:13,635 --> 00:27:15,262
- [slaps hand]
- ...no!
616
00:27:15,262 --> 00:27:20,559
[both] [chant]
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
617
00:27:20,559 --> 00:27:21,768
It's not really catching on.
618
00:27:21,768 --> 00:27:23,019
[♪ music stops]
619
00:27:23,019 --> 00:27:26,064
So, you're saying
we should stop fighting because...
620
00:27:26,690 --> 00:27:28,191
friendship?
621
00:27:29,734 --> 00:27:31,278
Yes!
622
00:27:31,778 --> 00:27:34,197
Who will join me?
623
00:27:34,197 --> 00:27:36,533
[silence]
624
00:27:36,533 --> 00:27:38,785
[student]
But we want blood!
625
00:27:38,785 --> 00:27:40,704
- Blood!
- [crowd] [chants] Blood! Blood!
626
00:27:40,704 --> 00:27:44,457
Blood! Blood! Blood!
Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!
627
00:27:44,457 --> 00:27:46,835
[♪ tense music playing]
628
00:27:49,379 --> 00:27:51,548
[gun whirs]
629
00:27:51,548 --> 00:27:53,133
[♪ tense crescendo]
630
00:27:53,133 --> 00:27:55,135
- Hey! Hey! Hey, hey.
- [chanting stops]
631
00:27:55,135 --> 00:27:57,053
Uh, what if we embrace friendship
632
00:27:57,053 --> 00:27:59,973
by taking out our blood lust
on the Homeworkers?
633
00:28:01,016 --> 00:28:02,267
Starting with that one.
634
00:28:02,267 --> 00:28:04,144
[clicks, whirring stops]
635
00:28:04,144 --> 00:28:05,228
[mic feedback]
636
00:28:05,228 --> 00:28:08,481
[weakly] She's act--
She's actually the principal now, so...
637
00:28:08,481 --> 00:28:09,816
get her, kids.
638
00:28:09,816 --> 00:28:13,028
- Alright. [groans]
- [mic feedback]
639
00:28:13,028 --> 00:28:15,322
♪
640
00:28:15,322 --> 00:28:19,200
[crowd] [chants] Blood! Blood! Blood!
Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!
641
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,703
[all shouting]
642
00:28:21,703 --> 00:28:23,830
- Let's go.
- Yeah. Worked out great.
643
00:28:23,830 --> 00:28:25,665
- [Cheryl screaming]
- [clothes ripping]
644
00:28:25,665 --> 00:28:29,252
[panting]
645
00:28:29,252 --> 00:28:31,671
- [bikers shouting]
- [wet slapping]
646
00:28:31,671 --> 00:28:33,381
- Is that Schneider?
- [Schneider yelling]
647
00:28:33,381 --> 00:28:35,675
Well, he clearly had
his own personal story arc.
648
00:28:35,675 --> 00:28:37,427
The portal, it's online. Go!
649
00:28:37,427 --> 00:28:39,095
[sniffing] Is that wet hair?
650
00:28:39,095 --> 00:28:40,639
[slapping]
651
00:28:40,639 --> 00:28:43,016
Yes. Okay. Get it, Schneider!
652
00:28:43,016 --> 00:28:44,559
You go, girl!
653
00:28:44,559 --> 00:28:47,979
- [portal whirring]
- [slapping]
654
00:28:47,979 --> 00:28:49,064
[door slams]
655
00:28:49,064 --> 00:28:55,237
[primal screaming]
656
00:28:55,237 --> 00:28:58,323
[♪ "Lite the Nite" by Chyld playing]
657
00:29:07,540 --> 00:29:09,084
♪ Lite the nite ♪
658
00:29:09,084 --> 00:29:10,794
♪ Lite the nite! ♪
659
00:29:10,794 --> 00:29:12,462
♪ Lite the nite ♪
660
00:29:12,462 --> 00:29:14,047
♪ Lite the nite! ♪
661
00:29:14,047 --> 00:29:15,757
♪ Lite the nite ♪
662
00:29:15,757 --> 00:29:17,384
♪ Lite the nite! ♪
663
00:29:17,384 --> 00:29:19,094
♪ Lite the nite ♪
664
00:29:19,094 --> 00:29:21,179
♪ Lite the nite... ♪
665
00:29:23,974 --> 00:29:25,475
[♪ song ends]
666
00:29:25,475 --> 00:29:28,562
[♪ upbeat music playing]
667
00:29:51,459 --> 00:29:52,836
- [birds chirping]
- [marble bouncing]
668
00:29:52,836 --> 00:29:53,920
[kids laugh]