[water bubbling]
[♪ unsettling music playing]
- I know you're out there. - [beeping, whirring]
And now I know your names.
Davey and Jonesie.
[♪ guitar sting]
Show yourselves.
[♪ surf music playing]
- [hissing] - [both laughing]
Okay, that universe was radical, dude, right?
[laughs] Like-- [coughs]
- Surfer World really affected you. - Yeah, it did.
[sings] ♪ Alright! ♪
Hmm. Same as home.
My ukulele's missing!
Hmm, yep. Point for this world.
- Rude! [gasps] - [Schneider] Girls!
[Davey] The main man with the portal scan!
Are you trying to get us caught?
- [Jonesie] Hmm. Broken again, huh? - [beeping, clicking]
Why does that happen every time we go through, and is it your fault?
It's not intended for repeated use is why.
Plus, it's coded for my DNA, so every time you push
your weird DNA through, it gets all thrown outta whack.
- We have that effect on people. - And things...
Okay, so what's the deal with this world, huh?
Does everyone sneeze fire or have perfect pitch?
♪ Like I do ♪ [holds note]
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it! Not here!
- [school bell rings] - Alright, just meet me in my lab.
[hall chatter]
[Davey] Interesting. Maybe this is a world where Schneider's really uptight
- and lightly hates us. - Wait, but that--
- Oh... Yeah, because that's... Yep. - Yep. Every single world. That's right.
[♪ "Jeannie Becomes a Mom" by Caroline Rose playing]
♪ But the world don't stop ♪
♪ Time is only gonna pass you by ♪
♪ Now, you're in real life... ♪
Okay, quickly, please.
- [door shuts] - What is wrong with you two?
Talking about worlds out in the open?
Have you learned nothing about being multi-dimensional fugitives?
When you emerge from the portal,
you should come immediately to the lab
where you can be debriefed on the rules of the universe
while the me of that world begins the inevitable portal repair.
Okay, we get it. Blend in. Yeah, yeah. Let's go explore.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Explore? What did you just say?
Do you think this is some kind of grand adventure?
- Yes, that's exactly what it is. - Yes, actually,
those are the exact words that I would use. Yeah.
No, it's not! And it's this flippant attitude
that's putting us all in major danger!
- Great band name! - Oh, yeah.
- Add that one to the list. Yeah. - Whoa, that's good.
This is what I'm talking about.
This is why you're causing anomalies wherever you go.
How dare you!
What is an anomaly?
Excuse me? You don't know what an anomaly is?
Okay, wow.
♪
The multiverse is managed by a single organization
which exists in a super dimension
outside the bounds of the traditional multiverse,
also known as the Management Organization of the Multiverse.
Otherwise known as MOM.
Nope. Don't.
Now, MOM ensures that every universe act according to its own set rules.
- [beeping] - When someone leaves their world,
they are labeled as a "delinquent."
So, you two are delinquents.
Now, when a delinquent upsets the rules of a given universe,
like, say, toppling a gem-based regime...
Mm, also known as winning.
...then that is called "causing an anomaly."
- Now, when an anomaly is detected... - [automated voice] Anomaly detected.
...MOM dispatches a Delinquent Acquisition Deputy,
also known as a DAD.
And if a DAD catches you, that is very bad.
It's bad to be caught by a DAD. Any questions?
- Oh, yes. - [Schneider] Yes.
Okay, um, while you were talking, I was just thinking.
Um, were the MOM and DAD acronyms an accident
or did you mean for them to be that stupid?
- Davey? - Same question.
- Okay. - [Davey] [laughs] Also,
why did you and your MOM put a portal in our locker?
Trust me. MOM has no idea I built the portal,
and if they did, they would be none too pleased.
You see, I used to work for MOM.
Oh, backstory alert.
- Until we had a bit of a... disagreement. - [♪ soft dramatic music playing]
And, afraid of my genius,
they desynced me from being a multidimensional being
and forced a version of me to be a lowly 10th grade science teacher
in every universe in existence.
Who is he talking to?
So, I built the portal to resync myself,
a feat no one has ever accomplished, by the way,
to show them that nothing can stand in the way
of true scientific exploration.
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
- Ew. - So, are you gonna
answer our question or is that...?
And then all the stupid stuff in your stupid locker,
brought the portal to you, and you two went through instead.
Yeah, and now we're on a dope adventure--
The "dope adventure," that is not the goal.
The goal is to get you home.
Which we still have not exactly figured out how to do
because no one can get in touch with Schneider 6689 from your home world.
So, in the meantime, the rest of us Schneiders are forced
to send you from world to world in this hideous game of hot potato
before you can cause any more anomalies, prompting MOM to send a DAD,
- which would put us all in-- - [Jonesie] In, let me guess,
- major danger? Yes, we get it. - Yes!
Can you just tell us what the deal is here? We will blend in.
- We promise. - [Schneider] Okay. Fortunately,
I think you'll find this universe to be quite unchallenging.
It's exactly like your home world, except music is strictly forbidden.
- [both gasp] - [♪ dramatic sting]
- [crying] - Come on! Just, please! Come on!
- [wailing] - Please! Please!
Okay, we done?
I don't understand what the big deal is.
All you have to do is not sing.
- Music is our lifeblood, man, okay? We-- - Mm-hmm.
- We're artistes! - [Davey] Yes.
Doesn't your soul ever cry out to sing your one true heart's song?
What? No.
Living in a world with no music? You have lost your heart.
- Uh-huh. - Uh-huh.
Look, when I was sent to this world,
I had to forget about music
in order to avoid causing an anomaly. It's not that... [sharp inhale]
- difficult. It's... - [♪ somber music playing]
I mean...
[opens drawer]
[school bell rings]
Look, what's important is
you just have to make it through next class
without causing an anomaly. Think you can do that?
It goes against everything that we believe in, but yes.
- We can obviously not sing. - Yeah.
- [class chattering] - We got this.
[♪ dramatic sting]
A bus departs Philadelphia at 40 miles per hour.
Now, if the wheels on the bus are going round and round-- Yep?
- Round and round? - [teacher] Round and round.
If the wheels on the bus are going round and round,
how long would it take to go
all around the town?
[Davey] Don't sing. Don't sing. Don't sing.
[Jonesie] No music. No music. No music. No music.
- [tapping] - [teacher] Wah, wah, wah.
Swish. Swish. Swish.
- [clicking] - Wah, wah, wah.
- [broom brushing] - Wah, wah, wah.
- [clap, grind, click] - Wah, wah, wah.
- [grind, clap] - Wah, wah, wah.
- [brush, tap] - Swish. Swish. Swish.
- [grind, brush, clap] - All around the town.
- [rhythmic sounds continue] - Wah, wah, wah. [laughs]
Wah, wah, wah. [laughs]
Swish, swish, swish.
- [clapping] - Wah, wah, wah.
- [♪ dramatic crescendo] - Wah, wah, wah.
All around the town.
[doors banging]
[panting]
Okay. [gasps]
♪ Oh... yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- [♪ upbeat music playing] - [♪ singing, vocalizing]
- ♪ Whoa! Whoa! ♪ - ♪ Uh! Uh, uh, uh! ♪
- ♪ Oh whoa! Oh yeah! Yeah! ♪ - ♪ Oh! Yeah! Yeah, yeah ♪
[♪ both vocalizing]
- [Jonesie] Okay. - [both laugh]
- [deep breathing] - Oh. Oh, I feel so much better.
Now, we can make it through the next couple hours.
No problems, no anomalies,
and, of course, no one the wiser, baby.
[in posh accent] Shall we do one more for the road?
[both] A-one, two, three, four!
[♪ both vocalizing]
- [♪ tense music playing] - [♪ muffled vocalizing]
[♪ dramatic sting]
- [automated voice] Anomaly detected. - [Cheryl] Bingo.
[beeping, whirring]
I'm coming for you, Davey and Jonesie.
And this time, I will not--
Hey, Cheryl. What the heck are you doing
sittin' here alone in the dark, ya big weirdo?
- [claps twice] - [♪ elevator music playing]
Just closed my fourth case of the day.
Another toddler caused a rift in the space-time continuum with one of these.
- [clatters] - [sighs] You know,
I wish I could tell parents
that these things love to be particle accelerators,
but, ugh! [chuckles]
[sighs]
[sniffs] Hm...
[slurps] Mm! [slurps, gulps]
Mm...
Hey, so how are you doing?
Are you... still working on that case
with those two teen girls? Or...?
Yes, but I've detected another anomaly
with their signature. And once I apprehend them,
I will finally be rid of this hideous reassignment
to the Juvenile Department.
Oh, wait.
This is the last case of your probation, right?
Man, no wonder you're so hopped up to get them. [laughs]
I tell you what, though, I'm gonna miss having an office buddy down here.
But, with your training, I think you're gonna get those girls in no time, tiger!
[laughs]
Oh! Oh, oh, oh, ugh.
Awkward alert. Hey, um, I hate to be this guy,
but I noticed you've been beaming into the school
in your old Elite Squad duds.
[slurps]
Yeah, that's a no-no, unfortunately, as I keep reminding you.
Mm, you wouldn't want to go back and cause an anomaly yourself, right?
It's annoying, but, uh, we've gotta blend in, too. Meh.
Obviously, I know how to be discreet.
And this won't take long.
Oh, yeah. You've been around the block, girl. I know that.
But you know what I was thinking, though?
Just since these girls have been giving you such a weird runaround,
I took the liberty of coming up with a cover for you
to blend into the high school environment.
You're gonna love it.
And, before you say anything, you're welcome.
Oh, there she goes.
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
- [on radio] So, what do you think? - What the hell is this?
Pretty cool, right?
Apparently, Schrödinger High doesn't have a Vice Principal
in any universe, so I took the liberty of refitting your gear
with a mind mod that triggers when you beam in.
That way, in that universe,
everyone will think you've always been there
and forget about you when ya leave.
Pretty nifters, hey? No need to thank me.
- [inhales] - [crunches]
[exhales]
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
- [hall chatter] - [Davey] Okay, I am proud of us.
We had a problem, and then we found a solution,
and boom. Everybody wins.
- Uh, especially us. - Especially us.
- Look, the sky's not falling. - [chuckles] No.
- There's no DAD to come out to get us. - No!
- There's literally nothing bad that coul-- - Davey! Jonesie!
- [♪ tense music playing] - I heard you.
Doing the...
muh-zik.
[♪ both vocalizing]
[♪ muffled vocalizing]
[Jonesie] Okay, well, first off,
I'm gonna assume that you're trying to say "music."
And second off,
we don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah, I mean, that could have been any two voices of angels.
- Yeah. - Also, why do you care?
Because... muh-zik is forbidden!
We didn't even do anything wrong, okay, rule tool? [laughs]
Rules exist for a reason!
And as Student Body Vice President,
- it's my job to enforce them. - [Davey] Mm.
- So, if I catch you doing it again... - Yeah?
...I'll be forced to report you. Hm!
[Davey] Hm! Hm...
I'm so glad Sierra went back to being Vice President
- because a vice ain't never did nothing! - Yeah, also, she's not gonna catch us
because we are done doing music.
- That's right. All's well that ends well. - Another one bites the dust.
- Happily ever after. - Hasta la vis--
Who is that?
- [♪ dramatic music playing] - [Davey] Have we seen her before?
[Schneider] W-We have to go. We have to go.
- No, no. Come on. - Who is that?
- I don't think so. - Are you sure? She looks...
really familiar.
♪
Nope, it's not someone I know.
- You two! - [♪ tense crescendo]
♪
[softly] Oh, my God
[Principal Neighbors] Excuse me.
[♪ music stops]
Are you...
[whirring]
Vice Principal Mason, thank goodness.
Have I got a dark tongue twister for you.
The guidance counselor's got gout again!
I know. So I'ma need your help today.
[Cheryl] Hm?
[Principal Neighbors] Hi, girls.
Something... wrong?
♪
I'm fine. I'm...
the Vice Principal.
[Principal Neighbors] You sure are.
And I don't want you girls to worry, Ms. Masterson's gonna be just fine.
[quietly] She's not gonna be fine. Took her whole leg,
toe to tooter.
So, our school didn't actually have a vice principal, right?
- No. - And did you see Principal Neighbors' eyes
do that thing when she looked at her?
- Yeah. - Almost like she's some futuristic woman,
specifically here, in disguise, to come and get us.
[in posh accent] Shall we go see how bad this probably is?
- Lead the way. - [normal] I will.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
- [clicking] - Slow and steady, Stephen.
A rushed job is just a race to last place.
- Schneider! - Ah!
And there goes the quantum processor.
- What? - Nothing major.
Um, we were just thinking about some fun stuff.
- Casual stuff. Um, hypotheticals. - Mm-hmm.
What would happen if a MOM sent a DAD?
Like, what would they do? What would they look like?
Well, they would probably beam in under some absurd cover,
try to catch you causing an anomaly.
Then, you'd be detained, tried, and sent to detention.
Detention... Not bad.
- [door shuts] - But of course, detention in this context,
is something much different than--
Okay, you are used to. Eh, they get it.
I was very clear. They understand the rules.
We all...
- [♪ soft music playing] - ...understand the rules.
The rules are the rules.
♪
Okay, so there might be a DAD here, but it's not actually that bad.
Yeah, detention. We spend, like, half the year in detention.
Plus, Schneider said they actually have to catch us causing an anomaly,
which isn't gonna happen because we've sworn off music for the rest of the day.
- And a vice-- - Ain't never did nothin'.
- So, we good. - We're so good!
[both yelp]
[gasping] Oh, my God!
Emile, a pillowcase?
Seriously? You couldn't have just said, "Hey,
come to the basement, please," you psychopath!
[Davey] At least you got a pillowcase! I got a disgusting backpack!
- Sorry! - Aah!
We didn't know how else to smuggle you into our secret hideout.
Smells disgusting in there.
What do you have in there, Joyce, a compost?
We heard you doing muh-zik in the bathroom earlier.
[♪ tense crescendo]
[♪ both vocalizing]
[♪ muffled vocalizing]
Yeah, that whole anomaly thing is really crystallizing for me right now.
Yeah, me, too.
So, tell us about the muh-zik.
Okay, cannot stress this enough. It's pronounced "music,"
and you should probably just forget about that.
But how could we forget something that's so... beautiful?
[giggles] Go on.
We wanted to show you our special place where we all come to learn about...
[elongated] Mu... sic...
[quietly] Yes!
I don't know why that's so hard, but okay.
He's got something special, that one.
And until we heard you doing real... music,
we could only guess what it was from these cave paintings we found.
- Hm? - Cave paintings.
- M'kay. Sure. - In the basement.
[♪ mystical music playing]
[Emile] Clearly, there was music in the ancient times,
but the adults now won't even talk about it.
We long to be unrestrained, like our ancestors.
Yeah.
They look like they were having...
fun.
♪
[Joyce] And we've been gathering these mysterious relics.
We don't know what they are or what they do,
but we're certain they have something to do with
muh-zik. [gags]
- Music. - Toh-may-toh, toh-may-toh.
Okay, well, that's a tape player.
It's an obsolete technology for playing music.
Yep. And this right here is a triangle,
and that right there is a kazoo, and they're both musical instruments.
And you can actually blow into that one.
- Blow? - That's right.
[kazoo buzzes]
Wow!
- It's beautiful. - Yeah.
[♪ mysterious vocalizing]
[awkward sigh]
[blows]
- Whoa. [laughs] - I love it.
Okay, well, this has been hilarious, but, um...
- [buzzing, blowing] - Yeah, we actually have, uh...
- That thing. We have that thing. Ah! - That thing we have to go to--
Wait!
You have to teach us how to make music like you.
Davey, I'll die
if I don't hear you make those mouth sounds again.
[gasps]
Full disclosure, I'm gonna have to immediately give in to that.
Yes, fully get it, but if we teach them how to make music,
like good music, the way that we do it,
we'd probably cause an even bigger anomaly.
And increase our chances of being caught by that DAD lady,
who's already here, and clearly onto us.
Plus, the portal's almost ready, so if we wait, like, 10 minutes,
we can just get away scot-free.
- On the other hand... - Everyone deserves to sing their...
[both] [sing] ♪ True heart's song ♪
[all cheer]
But! It has to be a secret.
- [near silent cheering] - That's better.
[♪ Chuck Berry's "Lady B. Goode" by Carlyn Bezic playing]
[inaudible]
♪
♪ It was down in Louisiana, right there in New Orleans ♪
Just...
♪ Back in there in the '60s was a little teen queen ♪
♪ Fell then the lassie in love with a lad ♪
♪ Till it took him to vindicate the feelings she had ♪
♪ She pleaded as she promised every prayer she could ♪
♪ Till everybody whispered to her, Lady B. Goode! ♪
[snickering]
What is this?
Your body is changing.
[inaudible]
[Principal Neighbors] Oh, girl, I am having a day.
It's official. I'm paying Dean alimony.
Can you believe that SOB?
♪ Go, Lady, go, go ♪
[head thuds]
- [inaudible] - ♪ Go, Lady, go, go ♪
♪ Go, Lady, go, go ♪
- [smashing] - ♪ Go, Lady, go, go ♪
- [screams] - ♪ Lady B. Goode ♪
[smashing]
[Davey] Woo! Woo!
- [♪ song ends] - [weak laugh]
♪
[Sierra] [clears throat] Vice Principal Mason.
- [Cheryl] What? - [Sierra] I have some information
that you might wanna know about Davey and Jonesie.
- [♪ tense music playing] - Earlier today, I heard them...
[quietly] singing... music.
[ ♪ mysterious vocalizing]
♪
This is what they were singing, it was...
[muffled] I-I've never heard it before.
- And I don't think they understand it. - Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- [Davey] That's progress today, you guys. - [Jonesie] Great work, everyone.
- [Abbott] See you guys later! - Bye. See you tomorrow, okay?
- Hey! - I know you've caused an anomaly.
And the reason I know that is there is a DAD here.
And not just any DAD. Cheryl.
- You-- Why do you know nothing?! - Dude, calm down.
We get detention so much, we keep snacks there.
- It's no big deal. - No, this is not regular detention.
This is a detention dimension,
where depending on your crimes, you could be trapped
for thousands of years in the 10th grade.
- What?! - Yeah. And you think that's bad?
I could be sent to GRANDMA's.
Okay, wait. Your grandma is involved in this?
No, not my grandma. Grand--
G.R.A.N.D.M.A., A.K.A.,
Genetically Restructured As a Nautically Diminished Molecular Abnormal.
A.K.A. turned into a sea cucumber!
- [ ♪ dramatic sting] - A.K.A. an animal with no brain!
- Oh, my God. - Oh no.
Yeah. Imagine me with no brain?
Okay, why didn't you tell us this earlier?
Because then maybe, we wouldn't have taught them music.
You taught them music?!
It was our responsibility as people with souls.
[Davey] Yes, yes, okay? Come on, Mr. S.
I mean, deep down, you must have a true heart's song
that reminds you of yourself,
that can pull you out of even your deepest, darkest moments.
- [sighs] I-- - [intercom crackles]
[Cheryl] [over PA] Davey and Jonesie,
please report to the Vice Principal's office.
Now.
Okay, you have to go now. The portal's online.
Let's go, go, go, go.
[Sierra] I was told to escort you to Ms. Mason's office.
Personally, in my capacity as Vice President.
[fake laugh] A vice ain't never did nothing.
Yeah, so of course. That's a totally normal thing
that would happen if this was a regular-- Yeah, so, uh,
I'm just gonna tell them something real quick
that a teacher would say, so excuse us.
[quietly] Don't admit to anything.
Cheryl cannot detain you if she can't prove
you're not the Davey and Jonesie of this world.
And she can't risk revealing her true identity,
lest she cause an anomaly herself, so just play dumb, okay?
- Is that an okay? - Yes! I was acting dumb!
- That's what I was doing. - Oh, it's very good.
- And the Oscar goes to... - Thank you. Thank you so much.
- I was really digging deep there. - Okay. She's waiting. She's waiting.
- Right this way. - [Davey] Where we off to?
- Lock me up, you know. - Okay, rule tool, show us the way.
[sighs]
Yep, I'm sweating.
[♪ tense music playing]
[Cheryl] Davey. Jonesie.
I hear you've been making music.
- [Davey mutters] - What's muh-zik?
Jingle... bells.
- Jingle... bells. - [♪ tense music playing]
Jingle... all... the...
- [mouthing] - [♪ tense crescendo]
Well played.
[sighs] Okay.
I feel like we got off on the wrong foot here.
[nervous laugh] So, if we could talk, um,
woman to woman, that'd be great.
Say we do know what you're talkin' about.
Say we don't.
Say we do. [smirks]
Say we don't.
Say that we do. If we do, and if we did,
then you would understand that we're just victims here, right?
I mean, we were fun-loving BFFs. Mm.
And we're just trying to follow our one true heart, which...
Ah! Girl boss. You get it. [giggles]
She-E-O! [laughs]
Yeah.
Okay, let's talk.
Woman to woman.
I used to work on an elite Delinquent Acquisition task-force.
♪
I brought down the biggest criminals in the multiverse.
I wasn't just good at my job.
- [♪ unsettling music playing] - I was the best.
But after being betrayed by a former friend,
I was demoted and sent to the Juvenile Department to rot
until I closed 100,000 cases.
And you are my last case. [scoffs]
I do not believe in the power of friendship.
I do not care about your hearts.
All I care about is ending the nightmare
that my life has become. So...
Cooperate with me now, and I'm willing to commute your sentence.
A short stint in detention, then you can return home,
and I can return to where I belong.
Everyone's happy.
But stand in my way,
and I will destroy you.
And not just with detention.
I will recommend to MOM
that your memories of each other be erased,
so that when you finally do go back to 6689,
your days of being "a couple fun-lovin' BFFs" will be over.
- Permanently. - [♪ dramatic crescendo]
Holy [bleep].
Now, she is good at explaining things.
[Schneider] [quietly] Oof. Okay, clearly,
the Juvenile Department has not mellowed her out at all.
I need to do something.
"Everybody on the floor!"
No. No, I need a distraction.
[♪ tense music playing]
[quiet chatter]
Doesn't your soul ever cry out to sing your one true heart's song?
[♪ heartfelt music playing]
- This bites. - It's all our fault.
I can't believe our insatiable thirst for muh-zik
got Davey and Jonesie into trouble.
How do we help?
- With more muh-zik. - [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [gasps] - I mean, I mean music.
Di-- What did I say? Eh, forget it.
Can't believe I'm gonna say this,
but Davey and Jonesie were right.
Music does have the power
to pull you out of your darkest moments.
Davey and Jonesie need you to...
sing your true heart's song.
[all gasp]
[♪ inspiring crescendo]
[screeching, dissonant cacophony]
Okay, wait, whoa. That's not even registering as music.
So, luckily, I have a plan B.
Why don't you try my true heart's song?
[♪ exciting music playing]
Now, you just push this button and you play it over the PA system.
There's one in my lab, okay? Hurry.
- [gasps] - Quickly now.
But, sir, what'll happen when everyone hears the music?
Will we get in trouble?
[♪ mysterious music playing]
Oh, yes.
Almost definitely.
Sorry. I'm famously bad at reassuring children, so off you go.
- Go! - [♪ tense music playing]
[Cheryl] This is your last chance.
Confess now, and it'll be a slap on the wrist.
But, drag this out,
and I will make you regret it.
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
[Emile] [over PA] This is for Davey and Jonesie!
- We call it, "A True Heart's Song!" - [click]
[♪ "Scatman" by Scatman John playing]
♪ I'm the Scatman ♪
[♪ Scatman scatting]
♪
[♪ scatting continues]
Oh, God.
- [body thuds] - [students gasp]
Well, it seems your friends' weird little stunt
had absolutely no payoff, except to prove your guilt.
So, without further ado...
- [electricity zaps] - [♪ dramatic crescendo]
- [♪ scatting continues] - [animalistic growling]
- [Principal Neighbors roars] - [both scream]
- [roars] - [screams]
- Is that a werewolf?! - [Davey] Is that Principal Neighbors?!
[Cheryl screaming]
- [Principal Neighbors roaring] - Jonesie, go!
♪ As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back ♪
- ♪ If the Scatman can do it, so can you ♪ - [growling, roars]
[students screaming]
- [Abbott screaming] - [werewolf roaring]
[screaming]
- [clothes ripping] - No, no! No!
[students screaming]
- [roars] - [both shriek]
- [snarling] - [gasping]
- [roars] - [screaming]
[indistinct yelling]
- [roaring] - [Sierra screaming]
[Emile screaming]
♪ I'm the Scatman ♪
[♪ scatting continues]
- [screaming continues] - [roaring continues]
Schneider! Is music forbidden in this world
because it turns adults into werewolves?
[Schneider groans]
Did you help our friends play this song as a diversion to save us?
[pained groaning]
Is this your one true heart's song? And if so, why?
[snarling]
But, if you knew about the werewolves, then why didn't you tell us?
- Because then, we definitely-- - [roaring] Just go!
- Go! - [beep]
- Yes, we're on-- Alright. - Got it.
- [♪ scatting continues] - [snarls]
[howling]
♪ I'm the Scatman ♪
- [werewolves roaring] - [students screaming]
♪ If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you ♪
♪ I'm the Scatman... ♪
Oh! Hey, Cheryl. How'd it... go?
Yikes. Did you catch them?
- No. - [♪ "Scatman" resumes softly]
But I will.
Hm.
'Cause I'm not about to let two teenagers
destroy everything I've worked for.
- ♪ I'm the Scatman... ♪ - They can't run forever.
- [♪ scatting] - And when their luck runs out,
- I will be there. - ♪ I'm the Scatman ♪
[DAD agent] That's the spirit, girl.
Gluten-free snickerdoodle?
- [deep inhale] - [♪ scatting]
[♪ scatting continues]
♪ Yeah, I'm the Scatman ♪
♪ I'm the Scatman ♪
[♪ scatting]
♪ I'm the Scatman, I'm the Scatman ♪
[♪ scatting]
[♪ song fades out]
[♪ upbeat music playing]
- [ball bouncing] - [kids giggling]