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[water bubbling]
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[♪ unsettling music playing]
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- I know you're out there.
- [beeping, whirring]
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And now I know your names.
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Davey and Jonesie.
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[♪ guitar sting]
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Show yourselves.
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[♪ surf music playing]
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- [hissing]
- [both laughing]
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Okay, that universe was radical,
dude, right?
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[laughs] Like-- [coughs]
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- Surfer World really affected you.
- Yeah, it did.
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[sings]
♪ Alright! ♪
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Hmm. Same as home.
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My ukulele's missing!
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Hmm, yep. Point for this world.
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- Rude! [gasps]
- [Schneider] Girls!
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[Davey]
The main man with the portal scan!
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Are you trying to get us caught?
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- [Jonesie] Hmm. Broken again, huh?
- [beeping, clicking]
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Why does that happen every time
we go through, and is it your fault?
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It's not intended for repeated use is why.
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Plus, it's coded for my DNA,
so every time you push
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your weird DNA through,
it gets all thrown outta whack.
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- We have that effect on people.
- And things...
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Okay, so what's the deal
with this world, huh?
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Does everyone sneeze fire
or have perfect pitch?
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♪ Like I do ♪
[holds note]
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Stop it, stop it, stop it,
stop it, stop it! Not here!
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- [school bell rings]
- Alright, just meet me in my lab.
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[hall chatter]
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[Davey] Interesting. Maybe this is a world
where Schneider's really uptight
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- and lightly hates us.
- Wait, but that--
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- Oh... Yeah, because that's... Yep.
- Yep. Every single world. That's right.
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[♪ "Jeannie Becomes a Mom"
by Caroline Rose playing]
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♪ But the world don't stop ♪
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♪ Time is only gonna pass you by ♪
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♪ Now, you're in real life... ♪
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Okay, quickly, please.
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- [door shuts]
- What is wrong with you two?
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Talking about worlds out in the open?
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Have you learned nothing
about being multi-dimensional fugitives?
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When you emerge from the portal,
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you should come immediately to the lab
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where you can be debriefed
on the rules of the universe
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while the me of that world
begins the inevitable portal repair.
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Okay, we get it. Blend in.
Yeah, yeah. Let's go explore.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Explore?
What did you just say?
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Do you think this is some
kind of grand adventure?
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- Yes, that's exactly what it is.
- Yes, actually,
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those are the exact words
that I would use. Yeah.
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No, it's not!
And it's this flippant attitude
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that's putting us all in major danger!
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- Great band name!
- Oh, yeah.
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- Add that one to the list. Yeah.
- Whoa, that's good.
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This is what I'm talking about.
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This is why you're causing
anomalies wherever you go.
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How dare you!
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What is an anomaly?
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Excuse me?
You don't know what an anomaly is?
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Okay, wow.
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♪
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The multiverse is managed
by a single organization
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which exists in a super dimension
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outside the bounds of
the traditional multiverse,
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also known as the Management Organization
of the Multiverse.
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Otherwise known as MOM.
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Nope. Don't.
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Now, MOM ensures that every universe
act according to its own set rules.
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- [beeping]
- When someone leaves their world,
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they are labeled as a "delinquent."
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So, you two are delinquents.
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Now, when a delinquent upsets
the rules of a given universe,
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like, say, toppling a gem-based regime...
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Mm, also known as winning.
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...then that is called
"causing an anomaly."
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- Now, when an anomaly is detected...
- [automated voice] Anomaly detected.
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...MOM dispatches
a Delinquent Acquisition Deputy,
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also known as a DAD.
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And if a DAD catches you,
that is very bad.
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It's bad to be caught by a DAD.
Any questions?
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- Oh, yes.
- [Schneider] Yes.
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Okay, um, while you were talking,
I was just thinking.
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Um, were the MOM and DAD
acronyms an accident
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or did you mean for them
to be that stupid?
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- Davey?
- Same question.
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- Okay.
- [Davey] [laughs] Also,
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why did you and your MOM
put a portal in our locker?
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Trust me. MOM has no idea
I built the portal,
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and if they did,
they would be none too pleased.
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You see, I used to work for MOM.
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Oh, backstory alert.
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- Until we had a bit of a... disagreement.
- [♪ soft dramatic music playing]
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And, afraid of my genius,
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they desynced me from being
a multidimensional being
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and forced a version of me
to be a lowly 10th grade science teacher
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in every universe in existence.
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Who is he talking to?
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So, I built the portal to resync myself,
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a feat no one has ever accomplished,
by the way,
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to show them that nothing
can stand in the way
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of true scientific exploration.
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[♪ dramatic crescendo]
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- Ew.
- So, are you gonna
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answer our question or is that...?
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And then all the stupid stuff
in your stupid locker,
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brought the portal to you,
and you two went through instead.
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Yeah, and now we're on a dope adventure--
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The "dope adventure,"
that is not the goal.
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The goal is to get you home.
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Which we still have not
exactly figured out how to do
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because no one can get in touch
with Schneider 6689 from your home world.
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So, in the meantime,
the rest of us Schneiders are forced
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to send you from world to world
in this hideous game of hot potato
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before you can cause any more anomalies,
prompting MOM to send a DAD,
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- which would put us all in--
- [Jonesie] In, let me guess,
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- major danger? Yes, we get it.
- Yes!
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Can you just tell us what the deal
is here? We will blend in.
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- We promise.
- [Schneider] Okay. Fortunately,
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I think you'll find this universe
to be quite unchallenging.
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It's exactly like your home world,
except music is strictly forbidden.
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- [both gasp]
- [♪ dramatic sting]
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- [crying]
- Come on! Just, please! Come on!
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- [wailing]
- Please! Please!
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Okay, we done?
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I don't understand what the big deal is.
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All you have to do is not sing.
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- Music is our lifeblood, man, okay? We--
- Mm-hmm.
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- We're artistes!
- [Davey] Yes.
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Doesn't your soul ever cry out
to sing your one true heart's song?
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What? No.
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Living in a world with no music?
You have lost your heart.
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- Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh.
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Look, when I was sent to this world,
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I had to forget about music
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in order to avoid causing an anomaly.
It's not that... [sharp inhale]
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- difficult. It's...
- [♪ somber music playing]
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I mean...
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[opens drawer]
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[school bell rings]
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Look, what's important is
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you just have to make
it through next class
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without causing an anomaly.
Think you can do that?
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It goes against everything
that we believe in, but yes.
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- We can obviously not sing.
- Yeah.
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- [class chattering]
- We got this.
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[♪ dramatic sting]
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A bus departs Philadelphia
at 40 miles per hour.
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Now, if the wheels on the bus
are going round and round-- Yep?
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- Round and round?
- [teacher] Round and round.
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If the wheels on the bus
are going round and round,
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how long would it take to go
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all around the town?
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[Davey]
Don't sing. Don't sing. Don't sing.
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[Jonesie]
No music. No music. No music. No music.
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- [tapping]
- [teacher] Wah, wah, wah.
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Swish. Swish. Swish.
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- [clicking]
- Wah, wah, wah.
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- [broom brushing]
- Wah, wah, wah.
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- [clap, grind, click]
- Wah, wah, wah.
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- [grind, clap]
- Wah, wah, wah.
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- [brush, tap]
- Swish. Swish. Swish.
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- [grind, brush, clap]
- All around the town.
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- [rhythmic sounds continue]
- Wah, wah, wah. [laughs]
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Wah, wah, wah. [laughs]
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Swish, swish, swish.
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- [clapping]
- Wah, wah, wah.
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- [♪ dramatic crescendo]
- Wah, wah, wah.
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All around the town.
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[doors banging]
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[panting]
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Okay. [gasps]
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♪ Oh... yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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- [♪ upbeat music playing]
- [♪ singing, vocalizing]
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- ♪ Whoa! Whoa! ♪
- ♪ Uh! Uh, uh, uh! ♪
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- ♪ Oh whoa! Oh yeah! Yeah! ♪
- ♪ Oh! Yeah! Yeah, yeah ♪
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[♪ both vocalizing]
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- [Jonesie] Okay.
- [both laugh]
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- [deep breathing]
- Oh. Oh, I feel so much better.
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Now, we can make it through
the next couple hours.
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No problems, no anomalies,
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and, of course, no one the wiser, baby.
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[in posh accent]
Shall we do one more for the road?
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[both]
A-one, two, three, four!
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[♪ both vocalizing]
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- [♪ tense music playing]
- [♪ muffled vocalizing]
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[♪ dramatic sting]
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- [automated voice] Anomaly detected.
- [Cheryl] Bingo.
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[beeping, whirring]
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I'm coming for you, Davey and Jonesie.
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And this time, I will not--
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Hey, Cheryl.
What the heck are you doing
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sittin' here alone in the dark,
ya big weirdo?
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- [claps twice]
- [♪ elevator music playing]
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Just closed my fourth case of the day.
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Another toddler caused a rift in the
space-time continuum with one of these.
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- [clatters]
- [sighs] You know,
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I wish I could tell parents
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that these things love
to be particle accelerators,
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but, ugh! [chuckles]
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[sighs]
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[sniffs] Hm...
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[slurps] Mm!
[slurps, gulps]
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Mm...
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Hey, so how are you doing?
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Are you... still working on that case
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with those two teen girls? Or...?
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Yes, but I've detected another anomaly
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with their signature.
And once I apprehend them,
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I will finally be rid of
this hideous reassignment
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to the Juvenile Department.
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Oh, wait.
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This is the last case of
your probation, right?
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Man, no wonder you're
so hopped up to get them. [laughs]
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I tell you what, though, I'm gonna miss
having an office buddy down here.
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But, with your training, I think you're
gonna get those girls in no time, tiger!
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[laughs]
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Oh! Oh, oh, oh, ugh.
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Awkward alert.
Hey, um, I hate to be this guy,
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but I noticed you've been
beaming into the school
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in your old Elite Squad duds.
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[slurps]
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Yeah, that's a no-no, unfortunately,
as I keep reminding you.
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Mm, you wouldn't want to go back
and cause an anomaly yourself, right?
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It's annoying, but, uh,
we've gotta blend in, too. Meh.
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Obviously, I know how to be discreet.
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And this won't take long.
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Oh, yeah. You've been around the block,
girl. I know that.
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But you know what
I was thinking, though?
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Just since these girls have been
giving you such a weird runaround,
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I took the liberty of coming up
with a cover for you
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to blend into the high school environment.
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You're gonna love it.
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And, before you say anything,
you're welcome.
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Oh, there she goes.
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[♪ dramatic crescendo]
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- [on radio] So, what do you think?
- What the hell is this?
238
00:10:11,821 --> 00:10:13,031
Pretty cool, right?
239
00:10:13,031 --> 00:10:16,034
Apparently, Schrödinger High
doesn't have a Vice Principal
240
00:10:16,034 --> 00:10:19,371
in any universe, so I took the liberty
of refitting your gear
241
00:10:19,371 --> 00:10:22,457
with a mind mod that triggers
when you beam in.
242
00:10:22,457 --> 00:10:23,959
That way, in that universe,
243
00:10:23,959 --> 00:10:25,585
everyone will think
you've always been there
244
00:10:25,585 --> 00:10:27,337
and forget about you when ya leave.
245
00:10:27,337 --> 00:10:29,756
Pretty nifters, hey?
No need to thank me.
246
00:10:30,507 --> 00:10:32,175
- [inhales]
- [crunches]
247
00:10:32,717 --> 00:10:33,802
[exhales]
248
00:10:34,886 --> 00:10:38,390
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
249
00:10:38,390 --> 00:10:41,601
- [hall chatter]
- [Davey] Okay, I am proud of us.
250
00:10:41,601 --> 00:10:44,104
We had a problem,
and then we found a solution,
251
00:10:44,104 --> 00:10:45,981
and boom. Everybody wins.
252
00:10:45,981 --> 00:10:48,108
- Uh, especially us.
- Especially us.
253
00:10:48,108 --> 00:10:49,776
- Look, the sky's not falling.
- [chuckles] No.
254
00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:51,861
- There's no DAD to come out to get us.
- No!
255
00:10:51,861 --> 00:10:54,739
- There's literally nothing bad that coul--
- Davey! Jonesie!
256
00:10:54,739 --> 00:10:57,325
- [♪ tense music playing]
- I heard you.
257
00:10:57,325 --> 00:10:58,785
Doing the...
258
00:10:59,786 --> 00:11:01,037
muh-zik.
259
00:11:02,163 --> 00:11:05,625
[♪ both vocalizing]
260
00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:07,586
[♪ muffled vocalizing]
261
00:11:07,586 --> 00:11:09,337
[Jonesie]
Okay, well, first off,
262
00:11:09,337 --> 00:11:11,339
I'm gonna assume that
you're trying to say "music."
263
00:11:11,339 --> 00:11:12,549
And second off,
264
00:11:12,549 --> 00:11:14,634
we don't know what you're talking about.
265
00:11:14,634 --> 00:11:17,345
Yeah, I mean, that could have been
any two voices of angels.
266
00:11:17,345 --> 00:11:19,347
- Yeah.
- Also, why do you care?
267
00:11:19,347 --> 00:11:22,893
Because... muh-zik is forbidden!
268
00:11:23,727 --> 00:11:26,813
We didn't even do anything wrong,
okay, rule tool? [laughs]
269
00:11:26,813 --> 00:11:29,065
Rules exist for a reason!
270
00:11:29,065 --> 00:11:30,942
And as Student Body Vice President,
271
00:11:30,942 --> 00:11:33,153
- it's my job to enforce them.
- [Davey] Mm.
272
00:11:33,153 --> 00:11:35,322
- So, if I catch you doing it again...
- Yeah?
273
00:11:35,322 --> 00:11:37,282
...I'll be forced to report you. Hm!
274
00:11:37,282 --> 00:11:38,491
[Davey]
Hm! Hm...
275
00:11:39,451 --> 00:11:41,828
I'm so glad Sierra went back
to being Vice President
276
00:11:41,828 --> 00:11:44,956
- because a vice ain't never did nothing!
- Yeah, also, she's not gonna catch us
277
00:11:44,956 --> 00:11:47,250
because we are done doing music.
278
00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:50,045
- That's right. All's well that ends well.
- Another one bites the dust.
279
00:11:50,045 --> 00:11:52,005
- Happily ever after.
- Hasta la vis--
280
00:11:52,005 --> 00:11:53,506
Who is that?
281
00:11:53,506 --> 00:11:56,718
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [Davey] Have we seen her before?
282
00:11:58,887 --> 00:12:00,680
[Schneider]
W-We have to go. We have to go.
283
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:01,806
- No, no. Come on.
- Who is that?
284
00:12:01,806 --> 00:12:05,393
- I don't think so.
- Are you sure? She looks...
285
00:12:05,393 --> 00:12:06,478
really familiar.
286
00:12:06,478 --> 00:12:08,480
♪
287
00:12:09,481 --> 00:12:11,733
Nope, it's not someone I know.
288
00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:13,568
- You two!
- [♪ tense crescendo]
289
00:12:13,568 --> 00:12:14,903
♪
290
00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:18,865
[softly] Oh, my God
291
00:12:18,865 --> 00:12:20,242
[Principal Neighbors]
Excuse me.
292
00:12:20,242 --> 00:12:21,868
[♪ music stops]
293
00:12:22,994 --> 00:12:24,704
Are you...
294
00:12:25,038 --> 00:12:26,289
[whirring]
295
00:12:26,289 --> 00:12:28,792
Vice Principal Mason, thank goodness.
296
00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:30,585
Have I got a dark tongue twister for you.
297
00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:32,754
The guidance counselor's got gout again!
298
00:12:32,754 --> 00:12:34,673
I know.
So I'ma need your help today.
299
00:12:34,673 --> 00:12:35,757
[Cheryl]
Hm?
300
00:12:36,424 --> 00:12:37,968
[Principal Neighbors]
Hi, girls.
301
00:12:37,968 --> 00:12:40,178
Something... wrong?
302
00:12:40,178 --> 00:12:42,264
♪
303
00:12:42,764 --> 00:12:45,058
I'm fine. I'm...
304
00:12:45,058 --> 00:12:47,185
the Vice Principal.
305
00:12:47,185 --> 00:12:48,395
[Principal Neighbors]
You sure are.
306
00:12:48,395 --> 00:12:51,481
And I don't want you girls to worry,
Ms. Masterson's gonna be just fine.
307
00:12:51,481 --> 00:12:54,025
[quietly] She's not gonna be fine.
Took her whole leg,
308
00:12:54,025 --> 00:12:55,193
toe to tooter.
309
00:12:55,193 --> 00:12:57,320
So, our school didn't
actually have a vice principal, right?
310
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,573
- No.
- And did you see Principal Neighbors' eyes
311
00:12:59,573 --> 00:13:01,157
do that thing when she looked at her?
312
00:13:01,157 --> 00:13:04,119
- Yeah.
- Almost like she's some futuristic woman,
313
00:13:04,119 --> 00:13:07,080
specifically here, in disguise,
to come and get us.
314
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,541
[in posh accent]
Shall we go see how bad this probably is?
315
00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:11,251
- Lead the way.
- [normal] I will.
316
00:13:11,251 --> 00:13:13,253
[♪ upbeat music playing]
317
00:13:13,753 --> 00:13:16,298
- [clicking]
- Slow and steady, Stephen.
318
00:13:16,298 --> 00:13:19,801
A rushed job is just a race to last place.
319
00:13:20,594 --> 00:13:21,970
- Schneider!
- Ah!
320
00:13:23,138 --> 00:13:24,973
And there goes the quantum processor.
321
00:13:24,973 --> 00:13:26,600
- What?
- Nothing major.
322
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,352
Um, we were just thinking
about some fun stuff.
323
00:13:29,352 --> 00:13:32,314
- Casual stuff. Um, hypotheticals.
- Mm-hmm.
324
00:13:32,314 --> 00:13:34,941
What would happen if
a MOM sent a DAD?
325
00:13:34,941 --> 00:13:37,569
Like, what would they do?
What would they look like?
326
00:13:37,569 --> 00:13:41,448
Well, they would probably
beam in under some absurd cover,
327
00:13:41,448 --> 00:13:44,159
try to catch you causing an anomaly.
328
00:13:44,159 --> 00:13:46,578
Then, you'd be detained, tried,
and sent to detention.
329
00:13:46,578 --> 00:13:49,080
Detention... Not bad.
330
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,458
- [door shuts]
- But of course, detention in this context,
331
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:54,044
is something much different than--
332
00:13:54,044 --> 00:13:56,338
Okay, you are used to.
Eh, they get it.
333
00:13:56,338 --> 00:13:59,633
I was very clear.
They understand the rules.
334
00:14:01,092 --> 00:14:02,302
We all...
335
00:14:02,302 --> 00:14:05,096
- [♪ soft music playing]
- ...understand the rules.
336
00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:07,682
The rules are the rules.
337
00:14:07,682 --> 00:14:10,769
♪
338
00:14:12,979 --> 00:14:15,690
Okay, so there might be a DAD here,
but it's not actually that bad.
339
00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:18,360
Yeah, detention. We spend, like,
half the year in detention.
340
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,820
Plus, Schneider said they actually
have to catch us causing an anomaly,
341
00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:23,949
which isn't gonna happen because we've
sworn off music for the rest of the day.
342
00:14:23,949 --> 00:14:27,160
- And a vice--
- Ain't never did nothin'.
343
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,454
- So, we good.
- We're so good!
344
00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:30,580
[both yelp]
345
00:14:32,999 --> 00:14:35,919
[gasping] Oh, my God!
346
00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:37,504
Emile, a pillowcase?
347
00:14:37,504 --> 00:14:39,714
Seriously?
You couldn't have just said, "Hey,
348
00:14:39,714 --> 00:14:42,926
come to the basement, please,"
you psychopath!
349
00:14:42,926 --> 00:14:46,638
[Davey] At least you got a pillowcase!
I got a disgusting backpack!
350
00:14:46,638 --> 00:14:48,473
- Sorry!
- Aah!
351
00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:51,226
We didn't know how else to smuggle you
into our secret hideout.
352
00:14:51,226 --> 00:14:52,686
Smells disgusting in there.
353
00:14:52,686 --> 00:14:54,813
What do you have in there,
Joyce, a compost?
354
00:14:54,813 --> 00:14:57,857
We heard you doing muh-zik
in the bathroom earlier.
355
00:14:57,857 --> 00:14:59,901
[♪ tense crescendo]
356
00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:01,778
[♪ both vocalizing]
357
00:15:01,778 --> 00:15:03,780
[♪ muffled vocalizing]
358
00:15:04,281 --> 00:15:08,076
Yeah, that whole anomaly thing
is really crystallizing for me right now.
359
00:15:08,076 --> 00:15:09,578
Yeah, me, too.
360
00:15:09,578 --> 00:15:11,913
So, tell us about the muh-zik.
361
00:15:11,913 --> 00:15:15,208
Okay, cannot stress this enough.
It's pronounced "music,"
362
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:18,253
and you should probably
just forget about that.
363
00:15:18,253 --> 00:15:22,007
But how could we forget
something that's so... beautiful?
364
00:15:22,007 --> 00:15:24,092
[giggles] Go on.
365
00:15:24,092 --> 00:15:28,179
We wanted to show you our special place
where we all come to learn about...
366
00:15:29,306 --> 00:15:34,352
[elongated] Mu... sic...
367
00:15:34,352 --> 00:15:35,437
[quietly]
Yes!
368
00:15:35,437 --> 00:15:37,355
I don't know why that's so hard,
but okay.
369
00:15:37,355 --> 00:15:39,149
He's got something special, that one.
370
00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:42,235
And until we heard you doing real...
music,
371
00:15:42,235 --> 00:15:45,864
we could only guess what it was
from these cave paintings we found.
372
00:15:47,991 --> 00:15:49,451
- Hm?
- Cave paintings.
373
00:15:49,451 --> 00:15:51,369
- M'kay. Sure.
- In the basement.
374
00:15:51,369 --> 00:15:52,495
[♪ mystical music playing]
375
00:15:52,495 --> 00:15:55,457
[Emile] Clearly, there was music
in the ancient times,
376
00:15:55,457 --> 00:15:58,043
but the adults now
won't even talk about it.
377
00:15:58,043 --> 00:16:01,713
We long to be unrestrained,
like our ancestors.
378
00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:03,423
Yeah.
379
00:16:05,717 --> 00:16:07,844
They look like they were having...
380
00:16:07,844 --> 00:16:09,471
fun.
381
00:16:09,471 --> 00:16:10,680
♪
382
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,058
[Joyce] And we've been gathering
these mysterious relics.
383
00:16:13,058 --> 00:16:14,643
We don't know what they are
or what they do,
384
00:16:14,643 --> 00:16:16,853
but we're certain they have
something to do with
385
00:16:16,853 --> 00:16:18,897
muh-zik. [gags]
386
00:16:18,897 --> 00:16:21,775
- Music.
- Toh-may-toh, toh-may-toh.
387
00:16:21,775 --> 00:16:23,443
Okay, well,
that's a tape player.
388
00:16:23,443 --> 00:16:25,862
It's an obsolete technology
for playing music.
389
00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:27,864
Yep.
And this right here is a triangle,
390
00:16:27,864 --> 00:16:31,576
and that right there is a kazoo,
and they're both musical instruments.
391
00:16:31,576 --> 00:16:33,119
And you can actually blow into that one.
392
00:16:33,119 --> 00:16:34,663
- Blow?
- That's right.
393
00:16:37,374 --> 00:16:38,458
[kazoo buzzes]
394
00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:40,794
Wow!
395
00:16:40,794 --> 00:16:42,879
- It's beautiful.
- Yeah.
396
00:16:42,879 --> 00:16:45,507
[♪ mysterious vocalizing]
397
00:16:45,507 --> 00:16:46,633
[awkward sigh]
398
00:16:48,301 --> 00:16:49,553
[blows]
399
00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:53,557
- Whoa. [laughs]
- I love it.
400
00:16:53,557 --> 00:16:56,935
Okay, well, this has
been hilarious, but, um...
401
00:16:56,935 --> 00:17:00,272
- [buzzing, blowing]
- Yeah, we actually have, uh...
402
00:17:00,272 --> 00:17:02,607
- That thing. We have that thing. Ah!
- That thing we have to go to--
403
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:03,733
Wait!
404
00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:06,653
You have to teach us
how to make music like you.
405
00:17:06,653 --> 00:17:08,405
Davey, I'll die
406
00:17:08,405 --> 00:17:11,074
if I don't hear you make
those mouth sounds again.
407
00:17:11,074 --> 00:17:12,158
[gasps]
408
00:17:13,159 --> 00:17:15,620
Full disclosure, I'm gonna have to
immediately give in to that.
409
00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:18,123
Yes, fully get it, but if we teach them
how to make music,
410
00:17:18,123 --> 00:17:19,708
like good music,
the way that we do it,
411
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:21,543
we'd probably cause
an even bigger anomaly.
412
00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:24,170
And increase our chances
of being caught by that DAD lady,
413
00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:26,256
who's already here,
and clearly onto us.
414
00:17:26,256 --> 00:17:28,466
Plus, the portal's almost ready,
so if we wait, like, 10 minutes,
415
00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:30,051
we can just get away scot-free.
416
00:17:33,889 --> 00:17:37,350
- On the other hand...
- Everyone deserves to sing their...
417
00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:40,604
[both] [sing]
♪ True heart's song ♪
418
00:17:40,604 --> 00:17:43,106
[all cheer]
419
00:17:43,106 --> 00:17:45,984
But! It has to be a secret.
420
00:17:46,735 --> 00:17:48,862
- [near silent cheering]
- That's better.
421
00:17:48,862 --> 00:17:51,865
[♪ Chuck Berry's "Lady B. Goode"
by Carlyn Bezic playing]
422
00:17:51,865 --> 00:17:54,951
[inaudible]
423
00:17:56,244 --> 00:17:58,246
♪
424
00:18:06,213 --> 00:18:09,174
♪ It was down in Louisiana,
right there in New Orleans ♪
425
00:18:09,174 --> 00:18:10,258
Just...
426
00:18:10,258 --> 00:18:12,719
♪ Back in there in the '60s
was a little teen queen ♪
427
00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:15,388
♪ Fell then the lassie
in love with a lad ♪
428
00:18:15,388 --> 00:18:18,600
♪ Till it took him to vindicate
the feelings she had ♪
429
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,394
♪ She pleaded as she promised
every prayer she could ♪
430
00:18:21,394 --> 00:18:24,189
♪ Till everybody whispered to her,
Lady B. Goode! ♪
431
00:18:24,189 --> 00:18:25,982
[snickering]
432
00:18:26,942 --> 00:18:28,360
What is this?
433
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:31,488
Your body is changing.
434
00:18:33,323 --> 00:18:36,576
[inaudible]
435
00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:39,412
[Principal Neighbors]
Oh, girl, I am having a day.
436
00:18:39,829 --> 00:18:42,123
It's official.
I'm paying Dean alimony.
437
00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:43,541
Can you believe that SOB?
438
00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:45,502
♪ Go, Lady, go, go ♪
439
00:18:45,835 --> 00:18:46,836
[head thuds]
440
00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:49,673
- [inaudible]
- ♪ Go, Lady, go, go ♪
441
00:18:49,673 --> 00:18:52,759
♪ Go, Lady, go, go ♪
442
00:18:52,759 --> 00:18:56,638
- [smashing]
- ♪ Go, Lady, go, go ♪
443
00:18:56,638 --> 00:18:58,348
- [screams]
- ♪ Lady B. Goode ♪
444
00:18:58,348 --> 00:19:00,559
[smashing]
445
00:19:00,559 --> 00:19:02,686
[Davey]
Woo! Woo!
446
00:19:02,686 --> 00:19:04,437
- [♪ song ends]
- [weak laugh]
447
00:19:05,438 --> 00:19:07,148
♪
448
00:19:07,148 --> 00:19:09,276
[Sierra]
[clears throat] Vice Principal Mason.
449
00:19:09,276 --> 00:19:11,111
- [Cheryl] What?
- [Sierra] I have some information
450
00:19:11,111 --> 00:19:14,155
that you might wanna know
about Davey and Jonesie.
451
00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:16,992
- [♪ tense music playing]
- Earlier today, I heard them...
452
00:19:16,992 --> 00:19:19,911
[quietly]
singing... music.
453
00:19:19,911 --> 00:19:22,998
[ ♪ mysterious vocalizing]
454
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,793
♪
455
00:19:26,793 --> 00:19:29,045
This is what they were singing, it was...
456
00:19:29,045 --> 00:19:30,672
[muffled]
I-I've never heard it before.
457
00:19:30,672 --> 00:19:32,507
- And I don't think they understand it.
- Oh, my God.
458
00:19:32,507 --> 00:19:35,093
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
459
00:19:35,093 --> 00:19:37,637
- [Davey] That's progress today, you guys.
- [Jonesie] Great work, everyone.
460
00:19:37,637 --> 00:19:39,598
- [Abbott] See you guys later!
- Bye. See you tomorrow, okay?
461
00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:45,020
- Hey!
- I know you've caused an anomaly.
462
00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:47,355
And the reason I know that
is there is a DAD here.
463
00:19:47,355 --> 00:19:49,566
And not just any DAD. Cheryl.
464
00:19:51,276 --> 00:19:54,154
- You-- Why do you know nothing?!
- Dude, calm down.
465
00:19:54,154 --> 00:19:56,239
We get detention so much,
we keep snacks there.
466
00:19:56,239 --> 00:19:59,159
- It's no big deal.
- No, this is not regular detention.
467
00:19:59,159 --> 00:20:00,702
This is a detention dimension,
468
00:20:00,702 --> 00:20:02,996
where depending on your crimes,
you could be trapped
469
00:20:02,996 --> 00:20:05,206
for thousands of years
in the 10th grade.
470
00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:07,417
- What?!
- Yeah. And you think that's bad?
471
00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:08,668
I could be sent to GRANDMA's.
472
00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:11,379
Okay, wait.
Your grandma is involved in this?
473
00:20:11,379 --> 00:20:13,840
No, not my grandma. Grand--
474
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,218
G.R.A.N.D.M.A., A.K.A.,
475
00:20:16,218 --> 00:20:19,429
Genetically Restructured As a Nautically
Diminished Molecular Abnormal.
476
00:20:19,429 --> 00:20:21,223
A.K.A. turned into a sea cucumber!
477
00:20:21,223 --> 00:20:23,808
- [ ♪ dramatic sting]
- A.K.A. an animal with no brain!
478
00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:25,518
- Oh, my God.
- Oh no.
479
00:20:25,518 --> 00:20:27,103
Yeah. Imagine me with no brain?
480
00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:28,813
Okay, why didn't you tell us this earlier?
481
00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:30,732
Because then maybe,
we wouldn't have taught them music.
482
00:20:30,732 --> 00:20:32,192
You taught them music?!
483
00:20:32,192 --> 00:20:35,528
It was our responsibility
as people with souls.
484
00:20:35,528 --> 00:20:38,573
[Davey] Yes, yes, okay?
Come on, Mr. S.
485
00:20:38,573 --> 00:20:40,951
I mean, deep down,
you must have a true heart's song
486
00:20:40,951 --> 00:20:43,411
that reminds you of yourself,
487
00:20:43,411 --> 00:20:46,665
that can pull you out of even
your deepest, darkest moments.
488
00:20:46,665 --> 00:20:49,042
- [sighs] I--
- [intercom crackles]
489
00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:50,377
[Cheryl] [over PA]
Davey and Jonesie,
490
00:20:50,377 --> 00:20:52,128
please report to
the Vice Principal's office.
491
00:20:52,128 --> 00:20:53,213
Now.
492
00:20:53,213 --> 00:20:55,131
Okay, you have to go now.
The portal's online.
493
00:20:55,131 --> 00:20:56,258
Let's go, go, go, go.
494
00:20:56,258 --> 00:20:58,510
[Sierra] I was told to escort you
to Ms. Mason's office.
495
00:20:59,177 --> 00:21:01,846
Personally, in my capacity
as Vice President.
496
00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:04,349
[fake laugh]
A vice ain't never did nothing.
497
00:21:04,349 --> 00:21:06,851
Yeah, so of course.
That's a totally normal thing
498
00:21:06,851 --> 00:21:08,979
that would happen if this was a regular--
Yeah, so, uh,
499
00:21:08,979 --> 00:21:10,689
I'm just gonna tell them
something real quick
500
00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:12,566
that a teacher would say,
so excuse us.
501
00:21:13,525 --> 00:21:15,068
[quietly]
Don't admit to anything.
502
00:21:15,068 --> 00:21:17,153
Cheryl cannot detain you
if she can't prove
503
00:21:17,153 --> 00:21:18,822
you're not the Davey and Jonesie
of this world.
504
00:21:18,822 --> 00:21:20,699
And she can't risk
revealing her true identity,
505
00:21:20,699 --> 00:21:23,743
lest she cause an anomaly herself,
so just play dumb, okay?
506
00:21:25,829 --> 00:21:28,456
- Is that an okay?
- Yes! I was acting dumb!
507
00:21:28,456 --> 00:21:30,083
- That's what I was doing.
- Oh, it's very good.
508
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:33,211
- And the Oscar goes to...
- Thank you. Thank you so much.
509
00:21:33,211 --> 00:21:36,339
- I was really digging deep there.
- Okay. She's waiting. She's waiting.
510
00:21:36,339 --> 00:21:38,425
- Right this way.
- [Davey] Where we off to?
511
00:21:38,425 --> 00:21:41,803
- Lock me up, you know.
- Okay, rule tool, show us the way.
512
00:21:41,803 --> 00:21:43,763
[sighs]
513
00:21:43,972 --> 00:21:45,724
Yep, I'm sweating.
514
00:21:45,724 --> 00:21:48,810
[♪ tense music playing]
515
00:21:56,151 --> 00:21:58,361
[Cheryl]
Davey. Jonesie.
516
00:21:58,361 --> 00:22:02,449
I hear you've been making music.
517
00:22:02,449 --> 00:22:05,452
- [Davey mutters]
- What's muh-zik?
518
00:22:09,706 --> 00:22:11,666
Jingle... bells.
519
00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:14,920
- Jingle... bells.
- [♪ tense music playing]
520
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:18,590
Jingle... all... the...
521
00:22:18,590 --> 00:22:21,426
- [mouthing]
- [♪ tense crescendo]
522
00:22:23,303 --> 00:22:24,721
Well played.
523
00:22:25,805 --> 00:22:28,099
[sighs] Okay.
524
00:22:29,893 --> 00:22:31,770
I feel like we got off
on the wrong foot here.
525
00:22:31,770 --> 00:22:34,356
[nervous laugh]
So, if we could talk, um,
526
00:22:34,356 --> 00:22:36,858
woman to woman,
that'd be great.
527
00:22:37,651 --> 00:22:39,736
Say we do know what you're talkin' about.
528
00:22:40,237 --> 00:22:41,738
Say we don't.
529
00:22:41,738 --> 00:22:43,281
Say we do. [smirks]
530
00:22:43,281 --> 00:22:44,741
Say we don't.
531
00:22:45,408 --> 00:22:47,869
Say that we do.
If we do, and if we did,
532
00:22:48,536 --> 00:22:51,665
then you would understand
that we're just victims here, right?
533
00:22:52,123 --> 00:22:55,961
I mean, we were fun-loving BFFs. Mm.
534
00:22:55,961 --> 00:22:58,880
And we're just trying to follow
our one true heart, which...
535
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,300
Ah! Girl boss. You get it.
[giggles]
536
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:03,802
She-E-O! [laughs]
537
00:23:06,513 --> 00:23:07,514
Yeah.
538
00:23:09,474 --> 00:23:12,352
Okay, let's talk.
539
00:23:12,352 --> 00:23:13,436
Woman to woman.
540
00:23:15,939 --> 00:23:19,818
I used to work on an elite
Delinquent Acquisition task-force.
541
00:23:19,818 --> 00:23:20,902
♪
542
00:23:20,902 --> 00:23:24,072
I brought down the biggest criminals
in the multiverse.
543
00:23:24,072 --> 00:23:26,324
I wasn't just good at my job.
544
00:23:26,324 --> 00:23:29,661
- [♪ unsettling music playing]
- I was the best.
545
00:23:29,661 --> 00:23:32,122
But after being betrayed
by a former friend,
546
00:23:32,122 --> 00:23:36,167
I was demoted and sent to
the Juvenile Department to rot
547
00:23:36,167 --> 00:23:40,755
until I closed 100,000 cases.
548
00:23:42,424 --> 00:23:45,093
And you are my last case. [scoffs]
549
00:23:45,093 --> 00:23:48,555
I do not believe in the power
of friendship.
550
00:23:48,555 --> 00:23:51,141
I do not care about your hearts.
551
00:23:51,141 --> 00:23:54,644
All I care about is ending the nightmare
552
00:23:54,644 --> 00:23:57,439
that my life has become. So...
553
00:23:59,149 --> 00:24:02,193
Cooperate with me now,
and I'm willing to commute your sentence.
554
00:24:02,193 --> 00:24:05,322
A short stint in detention,
then you can return home,
555
00:24:05,322 --> 00:24:07,866
and I can return to where I belong.
556
00:24:07,866 --> 00:24:09,451
Everyone's happy.
557
00:24:10,869 --> 00:24:13,204
But stand in my way,
558
00:24:13,204 --> 00:24:15,749
and I will destroy you.
559
00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:18,960
And not just with detention.
560
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,338
I will recommend to MOM
561
00:24:21,338 --> 00:24:24,090
that your memories of
each other be erased,
562
00:24:24,090 --> 00:24:28,011
so that when you finally
do go back to 6689,
563
00:24:28,011 --> 00:24:32,724
your days of being
"a couple fun-lovin' BFFs" will be over.
564
00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:35,727
- Permanently.
- [♪ dramatic crescendo]
565
00:24:37,646 --> 00:24:38,688
Holy [bleep].
566
00:24:39,606 --> 00:24:42,359
Now, she is good at explaining things.
567
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:43,902
[Schneider] [quietly]
Oof. Okay, clearly,
568
00:24:43,902 --> 00:24:46,446
the Juvenile Department has
not mellowed her out at all.
569
00:24:46,446 --> 00:24:48,073
I need to do something.
570
00:24:48,073 --> 00:24:49,699
"Everybody on the floor!"
571
00:24:49,699 --> 00:24:52,953
No. No, I need a distraction.
572
00:24:52,953 --> 00:24:56,706
[♪ tense music playing]
573
00:24:56,706 --> 00:24:58,291
[quiet chatter]
574
00:25:01,670 --> 00:25:05,423
Doesn't your soul ever cry out
to sing your one true heart's song?
575
00:25:05,423 --> 00:25:09,386
[♪ heartfelt music playing]
576
00:25:10,387 --> 00:25:12,472
- This bites.
- It's all our fault.
577
00:25:12,472 --> 00:25:14,558
I can't believe our
insatiable thirst for muh-zik
578
00:25:14,558 --> 00:25:16,601
got Davey and Jonesie into trouble.
579
00:25:16,601 --> 00:25:18,228
How do we help?
580
00:25:18,228 --> 00:25:20,105
- With more muh-zik.
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
581
00:25:20,105 --> 00:25:22,524
- [gasps]
- I mean, I mean music.
582
00:25:22,524 --> 00:25:24,025
Di-- What did I say? Eh, forget it.
583
00:25:24,025 --> 00:25:26,069
Can't believe I'm gonna say this,
584
00:25:26,069 --> 00:25:28,488
but Davey and Jonesie were right.
585
00:25:28,488 --> 00:25:30,448
Music does have the power
586
00:25:30,448 --> 00:25:32,659
to pull you out of your darkest moments.
587
00:25:32,659 --> 00:25:35,829
Davey and Jonesie need you to...
588
00:25:35,829 --> 00:25:38,415
sing your true heart's song.
589
00:25:38,415 --> 00:25:40,959
[all gasp]
590
00:25:40,959 --> 00:25:44,129
[♪ inspiring crescendo]
591
00:25:44,129 --> 00:25:48,425
[screeching, dissonant cacophony]
592
00:25:48,425 --> 00:25:51,511
Okay, wait, whoa.
That's not even registering as music.
593
00:25:51,511 --> 00:25:54,014
So, luckily, I have a plan B.
594
00:25:54,014 --> 00:25:57,392
Why don't you try my true heart's song?
595
00:25:57,392 --> 00:26:00,770
[♪ exciting music playing]
596
00:26:05,775 --> 00:26:08,361
Now, you just push this button
and you play it over the PA system.
597
00:26:08,361 --> 00:26:10,196
There's one in my lab, okay?
Hurry.
598
00:26:10,196 --> 00:26:12,032
- [gasps]
- Quickly now.
599
00:26:12,949 --> 00:26:16,036
But, sir, what'll happen when
everyone hears the music?
600
00:26:16,953 --> 00:26:18,330
Will we get in trouble?
601
00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:20,415
[♪ mysterious music playing]
602
00:26:20,415 --> 00:26:21,750
Oh, yes.
603
00:26:23,251 --> 00:26:24,294
Almost definitely.
604
00:26:29,716 --> 00:26:32,969
Sorry. I'm famously bad
at reassuring children, so off you go.
605
00:26:34,054 --> 00:26:37,599
- Go!
- [♪ tense music playing]
606
00:26:37,599 --> 00:26:39,392
[Cheryl]
This is your last chance.
607
00:26:39,935 --> 00:26:43,230
Confess now,
and it'll be a slap on the wrist.
608
00:26:43,230 --> 00:26:44,940
But, drag this out,
609
00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:47,943
and I will make you regret it.
610
00:26:47,943 --> 00:26:51,279
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
611
00:26:51,279 --> 00:26:53,740
[Emile] [over PA]
This is for Davey and Jonesie!
612
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:56,326
- We call it, "A True Heart's Song!"
- [click]
613
00:26:56,326 --> 00:26:59,412
[♪ "Scatman" by Scatman John playing]
614
00:27:01,957 --> 00:27:03,166
♪ I'm the Scatman ♪
615
00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:06,836
[♪ Scatman scatting]
616
00:27:06,836 --> 00:27:10,257
♪
617
00:27:10,257 --> 00:27:12,092
[♪ scatting continues]
618
00:27:12,092 --> 00:27:13,176
Oh, God.
619
00:27:13,176 --> 00:27:15,095
- [body thuds]
- [students gasp]
620
00:27:15,804 --> 00:27:18,765
Well, it seems your
friends' weird little stunt
621
00:27:18,765 --> 00:27:22,018
had absolutely no payoff,
except to prove your guilt.
622
00:27:22,018 --> 00:27:24,354
So, without further ado...
623
00:27:24,354 --> 00:27:26,022
- [electricity zaps]
- [♪ dramatic crescendo]
624
00:27:26,022 --> 00:27:28,858
- [♪ scatting continues]
- [animalistic growling]
625
00:27:29,776 --> 00:27:31,820
- [Principal Neighbors roars]
- [both scream]
626
00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:33,905
- [roars]
- [screams]
627
00:27:33,905 --> 00:27:36,449
- Is that a werewolf?!
- [Davey] Is that Principal Neighbors?!
628
00:27:36,449 --> 00:27:38,577
[Cheryl screaming]
629
00:27:38,577 --> 00:27:40,161
- [Principal Neighbors roaring]
- Jonesie, go!
630
00:27:40,161 --> 00:27:42,163
♪ As a matter of fact,
a-don't let nothin' hold you back ♪
631
00:27:42,163 --> 00:27:44,958
- ♪ If the Scatman can do it, so can you ♪
- [growling, roars]
632
00:27:44,958 --> 00:27:49,087
[students screaming]
633
00:27:49,087 --> 00:27:51,673
- [Abbott screaming]
- [werewolf roaring]
634
00:27:51,673 --> 00:27:53,550
[screaming]
635
00:27:53,550 --> 00:27:56,720
- [clothes ripping]
- No, no! No!
636
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,514
[students screaming]
637
00:27:59,514 --> 00:28:01,057
- [roars]
- [both shriek]
638
00:28:01,057 --> 00:28:03,518
- [snarling]
- [gasping]
639
00:28:03,518 --> 00:28:06,104
- [roars]
- [screaming]
640
00:28:06,104 --> 00:28:07,814
[indistinct yelling]
641
00:28:08,773 --> 00:28:10,859
- [roaring]
- [Sierra screaming]
642
00:28:10,859 --> 00:28:12,193
[Emile screaming]
643
00:28:12,193 --> 00:28:13,987
♪ I'm the Scatman ♪
644
00:28:13,987 --> 00:28:17,240
[♪ scatting continues]
645
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,952
- [screaming continues]
- [roaring continues]
646
00:28:20,952 --> 00:28:23,371
Schneider!
Is music forbidden in this world
647
00:28:23,371 --> 00:28:25,415
because it turns adults into werewolves?
648
00:28:25,415 --> 00:28:26,625
[Schneider groans]
649
00:28:26,625 --> 00:28:29,336
Did you help our friends play this song
as a diversion to save us?
650
00:28:29,336 --> 00:28:30,587
[pained groaning]
651
00:28:30,587 --> 00:28:33,340
Is this your one true heart's song?
And if so, why?
652
00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:34,591
[snarling]
653
00:28:34,591 --> 00:28:37,135
But, if you knew about the werewolves,
then why didn't you tell us?
654
00:28:37,135 --> 00:28:39,387
- Because then, we definitely--
- [roaring] Just go!
655
00:28:39,387 --> 00:28:41,097
- Go!
- [beep]
656
00:28:41,097 --> 00:28:43,183
- Yes, we're on-- Alright.
- Got it.
657
00:28:43,183 --> 00:28:44,851
- [♪ scatting continues]
- [snarls]
658
00:28:44,851 --> 00:28:48,897
[howling]
659
00:28:49,773 --> 00:28:51,358
♪ I'm the Scatman ♪
660
00:28:51,358 --> 00:28:55,111
- [werewolves roaring]
- [students screaming]
661
00:28:55,111 --> 00:28:57,197
♪ If the Scatman can do it,
brother, so can you ♪
662
00:28:57,197 --> 00:28:59,282
♪ I'm the Scatman... ♪
663
00:29:00,367 --> 00:29:03,203
Oh! Hey, Cheryl. How'd it... go?
664
00:29:03,203 --> 00:29:05,455
Yikes. Did you catch them?
665
00:29:07,749 --> 00:29:10,168
- No.
- [♪ "Scatman" resumes softly]
666
00:29:10,168 --> 00:29:11,294
But I will.
667
00:29:11,294 --> 00:29:12,379
Hm.
668
00:29:13,171 --> 00:29:16,591
'Cause I'm not about to let two teenagers
669
00:29:16,591 --> 00:29:20,136
destroy everything I've worked for.
670
00:29:20,136 --> 00:29:23,640
- ♪ I'm the Scatman... ♪
- They can't run forever.
671
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,142
- [♪ scatting]
- And when their luck runs out,
672
00:29:26,142 --> 00:29:28,144
- I will be there.
- ♪ I'm the Scatman ♪
673
00:29:28,144 --> 00:29:30,605
[DAD agent]
That's the spirit, girl.
674
00:29:31,314 --> 00:29:32,816
Gluten-free snickerdoodle?
675
00:29:34,442 --> 00:29:37,696
- [deep inhale]
- [♪ scatting]
676
00:29:37,696 --> 00:29:40,782
[♪ scatting continues]
677
00:29:46,955 --> 00:29:49,416
♪ Yeah, I'm the Scatman ♪
678
00:29:49,416 --> 00:29:50,959
♪ I'm the Scatman ♪
679
00:29:50,959 --> 00:29:53,461
[♪ scatting]
680
00:29:55,005 --> 00:29:57,674
♪ I'm the Scatman, I'm the Scatman ♪
681
00:29:57,674 --> 00:30:00,635
[♪ scatting]
682
00:30:05,140 --> 00:30:08,143
[♪ song fades out]
683
00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:12,063
[♪ upbeat music playing]
684
00:30:34,586 --> 00:30:36,588
- [ball bouncing]
- [kids giggling]