[Sierra] Davey! Jonesie! You're dead!
[♪ dramatic sting]
I am about to prove that nothing and no one
will stand in the way of Stephen...
- Where are they?! - ... Simon Schneider-- aah!
- [crowd screams] - Wait, no, no, no, no, no!
- [powering down] - [clock ticking slower and slower]
[clock stops]
[silence]
[tense buzzing]
[gasping]
No! [sighs]
- No. - [beeping, whirring down]
[sighs]
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
[sighs] Ah...
[panting]
Ew. Okay, I can fix this.
I just need to contact the others.
I can fix this. [panting]
[♪ music builds]
Whoa!
[panting, whimpering]
[♪ ominous music playing]
I gotta get outta here.
[♪ dramatic sting]
We have to change this. Okay.
- I can do this. I just switch this. - [device clicking]
[panting]
[beeping, whirring]
- [sighs] Yes! What? No. - [rapid beeping]
- No!
- [♪ dramatic crescendo] - No...
- [gasps] - [zapping]
- No... God... - [clicking, beeping]
- [♪ dramatic crescendo] - [whimpering]
[♪ upbeat music playing]
[screaming]
You don't belong here.
[in baby voice] You don't belong here.
You don't belong here!
[Schneider screaming]
[Davey and Jonesie screaming]
[screaming]
[panting]
[Davey] What?
[powering down]
[lights buzzing]
Are those robes? - [Jonesie] And gems?
Wasn't our locker a tad messier than this?
[♪ curious electronic music playing]
- Where are we?! - Dude, I don't know,
- but wherever we are, I bet that-- - [Schneider clears throat]
- [♪ dramatic sting] - You don't belong here!
- There it is. I guess run? - Feels like run.
- Yep! - Wait! No, no, no, no! No, wait.
[♪ tense music playing]
Seriously, wait!
- What's going on? - Dude, I don't know,
but I'm pretty sure that our science teacher is evil?!
It's fine. It's fine.
Stop!
[♪ tense crescendo]
- [Schneider] Oh. - Uh...
- [Schneider clears throat] - Holy...
- Are those the girls? - Ew.
Well, I suppose the cat's out of the bag.
[Davey and Jonesie scream]
- [shuts door] - [Schneider] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What are you doing? - [Jonesie] We are protecting ourselves
because you were giving obvious bad guy energy!
No, I am not! Why would you say that?
Oh, I don't know, because you're wearing that,
and you're a grown adult chasing around two teenage girls, yelling,
"You don't belong here!" And now,
there's a million holographic yous floating over a desk!
- [Schneiders murmur] - Yeah.
- Is that them? Dorby and Jimbo... - [Dog Schneider barks]
- ...from 6689? - Yes.
It's Davey and Jonesie, by the way.
Yes, it is. The portal's down.
They overloaded it with their jumps.
What's the ETA on gettin' it back online? Some of us have a day, babe.
I don't know. Has anyone been able to contact Schneider 6689?
Because without the coordinates, even if I can fix the portal,
- there's no sure way of getting them home. - [baby voice] Oh no.
[groans]
- That's very, very bad. - Um, ahem?!
And the longer Dopey and Jumpy are in the wrong universe,
the likelier they are to cause an anomaly, which is bound to put us on MOM's radar!
- [mouthing] Mom? - [Vampire] I know I keep saying this,
but have we tried taking all of their blood out?
- For real, guys, ahem! - What?
- [Schneiders] What?! - [Dog Schneider grumbles]
Okay, first off, you should probably know our names
- 'cause we're your students. - Yeah, and more importantly,
we have, like, several thousand questions, so...
- Guys, I'm gonna... - [electricity zaps]
What do you wanna know?
- Are we dead? - Uh, what is going on?
Why do you look like a disco gladiator?
[Davey] Why are those shorts so short?
- Whose sandwich is that? - [Schneider] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Can we do hands up, please? - [Davey] Yeah.
- Go ahead. - Hi, yeah. Where are we?
- Universe 2506. - As opposed to...?
Your universe or any of the other billions in existence.
Oh, I'm sorry, you just said an extreme thing extremely casually.
Alright, 101, here we go.
Human existence is made of countless parallel universes,
each with the same finite amount of matter,
but in infinitely different configurations.
Now, each of these parallel universes...
[overlapping] ...resulting in an interconnected matrix...
...both infinitely infinitesimally concurrent,
AKA "The Multiverse." We following so far?
[both] No!
So you're from Universe 6689, but a version of you exists
in every other universe.
Wait, so there's another Davey and Jonesie here in this universe?
No, that's-- No, that's not what I said.
Every universe has a finite amount of matter,
and you're occupying matter at this moment.
Right? You're occupying matter at this moment, right?
And so, when you arrived, they just, [clicks tongue] ceased to be.
Okay, so back in our universe 66-whatever,
nobody's concerned or sad that we're not--
No, not after what we did.
- [♪ dramatic sting] - [fire alarm blaring]
[screaming]
Oof, yeah.
[Schneider] When entities like you jump into another universe,
their home universe is frozen
until such time as its missing matter is returned.
It's a protocol, it's enforced by MOM--
- Wait, your mom is involved in this? - Okay, you baby.
No, it's-it's an organization that-- Why am I explaining this to you?
It doesn't matter. What matters is that we get you
to your home universe before anyone in this one
realizes you're not supposed to be here.
[Emile] [over PA] President Appreciation will begin in five minutes.
Anyone with information about the Resistance,
speak to your nearest Gem Superior.
- What is that? - My Gem what?
I know this is probably pretty overwhelming
for your unformed teenage brains,
but if you just let me get to work,
I can return you to the exact moment you left.
- [knocking] - [Abbott] Faculty, open up.
- [knocking] - [shushing]
- [♪ tense music playing] - Put these on. Put these on right now.
- It's rules of the universe. Just do it! - This is creepy!
- [Jonesie] Are these polyester? - [knocking, rattling knob]
- [Abbott] Faculty. - Yes, just one-- one mere, uh, moment.
No one can suspect you're not from this universe,
or the consequences will be catastrophic. Do you understand?
[Jonesie] I don't know. Our teenage brains are so unformed.
[gasping] Your Grace.
[gasps] Your Excellencies.
[♪ exotic riff]
Oh, I am loving this.
[flirty sigh]
The President wishes to see you.
Please allow me to escort you to the gym.
- [♪ exotic riff] - [breathless] Okay, yes.
[Schneider] [whispers] Whatever happens, blend in.
We're the CEOs of blending in.
After you, you tall glass of blue Gatorade.
Mommy thirsty.
[giggles]
Don't say, "Mommy thirsty."
[♪ ominous music playing]
[exhales]
[exhales, deep sigh]
[sighs]
[Davey] Do you feel like we're weirdly important here?
- [Jonesie] Dude, yeah. - [Davey] I'm kind of into it.
[Jonesie] I say we just stay here forever.
[Davey and Jonesie laugh]
I take it back.
[♪ dramatic music playing]
[Davey] Is that Sierra?
Davey! Jonesie! There you are! We've been looking everywhere!
[♪ ominous sting]
I'm sorry, are we supposed to bow to Sierra?
I physically don't know if I can.
- [Sierra] Come! Sit. - Hi.
- [doors creak shut] - [♪ soft ominous music playing]
[Jonesie] Oh, that is a yellow yellow.
It's a great color. It's a great color.
Hm...
[both] Oh.
- Oh, I'm watching my figure. Thank you. - More of a Jell-O gal, thank you. [laughs]
- [Jonesie sighs] - [Davey] Party people. Okay.
All the orange people seem to be scrubbing.
[Davey] Hi. Mm...
[♪ serene chiming]
Okay, so Schneider says we're supposed to blend in
or else...
something bad will happen. I don't know.
It was so unclear.
I didn't even know he was talking to us until like halfway through.
- [Sierra clears throat] - Your Excellencies.
- [Jonesie] Excellencies. [soft laugh] - [♪ serene chiming]
- [Davey] You and me. - [Jonesie] Yeah, that's us.
♪
Let President Appreciation begin!
All hail President Sierra!
- [clapping] - All hail President Sierra!
- [applause] - All hail President Sierra!
[all] All hail Sierra.
- All hail Sierra. - Oh, God.
No, no, no, no, no.
♪
[electricity zapping]
Okay, I finished scanning the portal, and it appears their inferior DNA...
- DNA! - ...damaged its operating systems.
Interrupting Schneider, we've talked about this, about raising our--
Hands? I know. But, we could code the portal to their DNA signature--
And reverse engineer their coordinates!
Wow. Who's Interrupting Schneider now?
- I'm putting you on mute. - But w--
- [inaudible] - [Schneider] Yes.
This could work. Or instantly incinerate them.
- [multiverse Schneider] Oh. - Eh, it's worth a shot.
[electricity zaps]
- [all] All hail Sierra. - [applause]
- All hail Sierra. - [♪ electronic music playing]
All hail Sierra.
All-- [abruptly stop]
You were right. Five minutes is too short. Let's up it to 10 tomorrow.
[Emile] Mm-hmm.
Your Royal Pres-Presidentness...
Is that any way to address your best friend?
Right. Sierra.
- President Sierra. - President Sierra.
Hi, um, so,
Jonesie and I were just talking about
how we can't get enough of the story
of how you came to be, of all people,
the unquestioned ruler
and president of the school.
[students gasp]
[murmuring]
[♪ exotic sting]
Well, it is a great story.
Schrödinger High was in chaos.
Directionless. Savage.
Then, you two
helped me overthrow the Usurper President.
[laughs]
- ♪ Dangerous... ♪ - [Jonesie] Alexis.
Still cool.
And I imposed the order of the Gems so everyone would know their place,
and we would all live in peace.
- Except for the Resistance. - What was that?
- [♪ dramatic sting] - Nothing, Y-Your Excellence.
Mm.
- Refreshments? - [Sierra] Mm-hmm.
Refreshments for the president!
[♪ serene music playing]
♪
Mm.
[crunches]
- [spits] - [splats]
This fish stick is cold!
I-I... It was a mistake.
It was a mistake. I-I'll go warm them up.
Fool.
You know fish sticks don't reheat well.
Gem reassignment!
- [♪ tense music playing] - No. No. I'm a Red! I've always been red!
No, no, no... No! [wailing]
[students] In Gem we trust. In truth we Gem.
- [Mark weeping] - In Gem we trust. In truth we Gem.
In Gem we trust. In truth we Gem.
- [students whisper] - [weeping]
[Mark] I don't wanna be an Orange!
[Sierra] Can we get some more refreshments?
So, the gems are magic?
No... Yes?
[stammering] Or he just did a quick change in a circle of his peers
while actively weeping? [nervous laugh]
[chairs creak]
- [♪ tense music playing] - [students whispering]
President Sierra.
An Orange!
How dare you approach the throne in this manner?
What business do you have with me?
Only this.
♪
For the Resistance!
[screams]
[slow motion] No!
- [inaudible screaming] - [♪ dramatic music playing]
[Sierra screaming]
- [wailing] - [students gasp]
Well? Do your jobs!
Capture the infidel and take her to Gem Re-Education.
Yeah, that's our jobs. That infidel will be captured.
We're running. Here we go. Let's go.
[♪ intense music playing]
You'll never stop the Resistance, you Pink Pigs!
God, I hate us in this world.
Okay, you know what? Forget it! I-I can't fake it anymore, okay?
We don't actually care about any of this! We're not sheep!
- [screams] - [♪ dramatic sting]
[Davey] What is wrong?!
Th-The Gem, i-it didn't explode.
Your face hasn't melted.
Your butt hasn't fallen off!
- What? - No, b-but Sierra said--
No, listening to Sierra was your first problem.
[Schneider] Dingo, other one.
Tell me you've been blending in.
Oh yeah. We haven't done or said anything weird for sure.
Okay. Is your Gem okay?
Oh, uh, it's just chafing.
Oh yeah, it'll do that.
- [muttering] - O-Ow! What was that for?
[Schneider] I just needed a sample of your DNA
in order to-- Doesn't matter. You're not gonna understand the science.
The point is, you're going home.
- [device beeping, whirring] - [Jonesie] Home?
♪
Mr. Schneider? Yes, uh, hi.
We were thinking, yeah, just top of the head here.
What if we went back, like, 20 minutes before we were sent in the portal?
Just, like-- For, like, a fun experiment?
Yeah, not an option.
Okay, well we're just in a spot of hot water--
Girls, do you ever listen?
Do you ever just do what someone tells you?
You are going home, where things will reset at the exact moment you left,
and that's final.
- [students screaming] - [♪ dramatic music playing]
- I have to use the toilet. - Uh, I, too, have to use the toilet.
Gross. Fine. Just meet me in my lab.
[device whirring]
I guess that's it.
Separate classes and probably separate schools.
[♪ somber music playing]
[orange resistor] Psst! In here!
- [grate clangs] - [♪ angelic music playing]
The Resistance welcomes you.
Question. How do you feel about spending our last moments
before we're permanently separated
toppling a dictatorship with our lifelong enemy at its helm?
Stop flirting with me.
[laughter]
- [sighs] - [computer alarm blaring]
[♪ dramatic music playing]
[automated voice] Possible delinquents detected.
Accept case file 6689?
- Yes. - [beeps]
[automated voice] Case file active.
- [♪ suspenseful music playing] - [sighs]
[automated voice] Searching for anomaly.
- [grate clangs] - [air vent rattling]
[Davey grunting]
[Davey] Who knew the school had such an intricate vent system?
[Jonesie] [grunts] File that away for later. God.
- [♪ suspenseful music playing] - [indistinct whispering]
[radio chatter]
[panting]
Leader, we have new recruits.
They're not who we thought they were.
[♪ curious sting]
- Joyce? - Well, well, well.
Never thought we'd get Pinks down here.
You survived de-gem-i-fication.
I'm impressed. They say it's... agonizing.
It's literally just a plastic sticker on a cloth necklace.
You can take it off, like, anytime.
Hmm.
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
[all gasp]
[laughs, gasps]
Welcome to the Resistance, sisters.
Let me fill you in on the plan.
[♪ ominous music playing]
Joyce in this world rules.
[♪ ominous music slows, stops]
[Jonesie] Okay, uh, so you wanna release
a small amount of ants?
Twelve. Twelve ants.
Twelve ants into the gym,
so that you can use the ensuing "chaos"
to steal a piece of chalk
so you can then write a message
on the outer wall of the school that says...
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
Joyce.
- [Joyce] Yep. - [Jonesie] Mm. And you think that
this is going to do something?
- Lots. - [Jonesie] Mm.
I take it back. The Joyce in this world is still just Joyce.
- Hey! The Leader worked hard on this plan. - [♪ dramatic sting]
- Not really. - [sighs]
Mm. Well, we don't wanna step on any toes here,
but, uh, protesting the status quo
- is kind of our whole thing. - May we propose an alt?
[♪ mischievous music playing]
Where are Davey and Jonesie?
- [door opens] - [♪ suspenseful music playing]
[crowd whispering]
[Davey] Move it, everybody. This is a protest.
Some really cool things are about to happen
that might change your perspective and mind.
- What is the meaning of this? - [♪ dramatic crescendo]
Hit it!
[♪ "You Make No Sense" by ESG playing]
♪ You make no, you make no sense ♪
♪ Say you, you ♪
♪ You make no sense at all ♪
♪ You make no, you make no sense ♪
♪ I said you, you ♪
♪ You make no sense at all ♪
♪ You make no, you make no sense ♪
♪ What do you lie for? ♪
♪ You make no, you make no sense ♪
[♪ bass guitar solo]
[♪ drum solo]
[♪ song continues]
♪ You make no, you make no sense ♪
♪ I said no ♪
♪ You make no ♪
♪ You make no sense ♪
- [rips fabric] - [crowd gasps]
[♪ song ends]
[panting]
Do you think it landed this time?
Do you think they finally got the subtext of our dance?
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
We're... all sheep?!
♪
- [cries] - [gasps]
- [screams] - No, no, no, no, no, no! No, no.
The subtext that we've all been brainwashed.
- It's so clear! - [Davey] Yes. Come on, yes!
[Abbott] And the finale!
It was an obvious clarion call
to cast off the systems that seek to divide us!
He just said "clarion call."
I knew that the choreography spoke for itself.
- [all murmuring] - [Davey] Yes, take them off.
[Jonesie] Yes! Get those off you!
- Stop! Don't listen to them. - [Davey] Think for yourself!
- [excited murmuring] - No! Stop! I command you!
I'm the president! Their dance was dumb.
Those were barely moves.
Joyce! Give 'em hell.
- For the Resistance! - Charge!
[♪ upbeat punk music playing]
Woo!
[students yelling]
[screaming]
[laughing]
[joyful shouting]
[students yelling]
♪
Davey. Jonesie. You're dead!
- [Emile] I hate the color green! - [Abbott shouting]
- There's no denying it. - Yep. Yep.
We are good at everything.
Oh yes.
- [♪ dramatic music playing] - [automated voice] Anomaly detected.
[DAD] Well, that didn't take long.
- [♪ dramatic sting] - [beeping]
[sighs] One last case.
Here we go.
- [beep, whirring] - [♪ dramatic sting]
[students exclaiming]
Davey, Jonesie! You call this blending in?
We call it an improvement.
- [buzzing, whirring] - [♪ dramatic sting]
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- [gasps] - [♪ suspenseful music playing]
Uh, we have to go now. We have to go now.
- Let's go, let's go. - Wait, who is that?
D-Don't worry, it's no one. - [Davey] Okay, rude!
Now! Now! Now! Go! Go! Go!
Do you have any idea what you've done? What is wrong with you?
How could you stand to live in a world that sucks this much?
I couldn't! That's why we Schneiders built the portal.
And the sooner you go through it, the sooner we can go through it ourselves,
if there's even still time.
[device beeping, whirring]
Ah, okay. [laughs] Yes. Alright, there you go.
Okay, we're sorry if we ruined your weird plans or whatever.
But, for what it's worth, we dug going through the portal,
- so thank you. - Yeah.
Y-Yeah, o-okay. Yeah, y-you're welcome.
Are you ready to go back to our boring existence
where everybody hates us and we'll be separated forever?
- No. - [♪ somber music playing]
But at least we got a chance to experience a world
where our vision was appreciated for once.
- [portal whirring] - Okay. Bye-bye. Off you go. Go, go.
- [lights whirring down] - [♪ upbeat music playing]
- [whooshing] - [♪ rapid bongo drumming]
[♪ electronic pulsing]
♪
[beeping]
[♪ music slowing down]
- [beeping] - [♪ music stops]
- [pop] - No...
[sizzling]
Oh, no.
- [DAD] Hello, Stephen. - [♪ ominous music playing]
[Schneider] Cheryl? [laughs]
Whatever brings you to my humble universe?
Not making small talk with you.
Where are the delinquents?
I-I have no idea what you're talking about.
[locker squeaks]
So...
- [Cheryl] Hm. - [♪ dramatic music playing]
- What are you doing? No, no, no, no! - [electricity zaps]
You can't do this. You have no proof!
Since when do you care about following protocol?
[Schneider] These girls are chaotic!
They don't listen! I did everything I could to prevent an anomaly--
- Enjoy GRANDMA's. - [energy whirring]
- No! - [electricity zaps]
[squish]
- [♪ dramatic sting] - [zapping, yelling]
- [panting] - [lights buzzing]
- Did it work? - [♪ ominous music playing]
Are we home?
[Davey] Where is everyone?
[♪ ominous music building]
[Schneider] Bad news. Turns out, we have no idea how to get you home.
You don't belong here.
♪ Point panic! ♪
- I'm actually good with this. - Yeah, this rules.
[♪ "Point Panic" by The Neptunas playing]
[♪ indistinct exclamation]
[♪ song ends]
[♪ upbeat music playing]
- [ball bouncing] - [kids giggling]