[♪ dramatic music playing]
Marciano is a good person, and he has had my back.
People have a problem with the way that he--
No, you guys are-- you guys are turning it into--
-But why-- why do you care so much? -He-- he treats you--
-You're turning it into a problem. -He treats you--
It infiltrates everything.
[Nick] Not now, let's do this later. After the guest group.
I don't understand how the Sam thing became so big.
[Nick] Can we- can we dead this?
[Hannah] Yeah, I don't wanna go into that.
Sam is annoying a lot of people
and he obviously has feelings for me still.
Get over it.
♪♪
-[Nick] Did we scare the guest off? -[Alyssa] Huh?
-[Nick] Did we scare the guest off? -[Alyssa] Yeah.
I refuse to spend my last days hanging around here.
That's just gonna give me an earful and create drama.
I'd rather spend time with someone else that makes me,
like, feel happy, you know?
Wow. Look at us.
[Alyssa] What are you thinking?
[Nick] I'm thinking about having fun.
♪ Tell me what you're waiting for ♪
♪ I need you ♪
We're obviously attracted to each other.
He's a great kisser.
And I think we could all agree that we think Nick
is a little freak in the sheets.
And I wouldn't be opposed to...
seeing if that's true or not.
[Alyssa] I wish Merredith wasn't in here.
-[light snoring] -Is she snoring?
[both chuckle]
We're figuring out if we were gonna do this
with Merredith in the room.
Wait, wait, wait. No, we cannot. We can't. We can't.
[Alyssa] You know what? I am totally here for it, honestly.
Does it add a little bit to the excitement?
Maybe a little bit.
[Nick] What up, though?
-[Charlie] What up, though? -[Nick chuckles]
Now, Charlie's all of a sudden in the fucking room?
Of course. Of fucking course.
So, are you guys gonna ever, like, fuck, or is it...
Actually, it was just about to happen,
until you decided to walk in and ask.
I'm-- I'm down to my boxers, bro. [chuckles]
[sighs] Fucking Charlie, man.
[Charlie] Think I'm gonna miss you guys.
[Alyssa] [laughing] Night!
[Alyssa] My god.
Finally!
♪ Touch me, touch me ♪
Tonight, we had some fun, and I was happy
to provide above-and-beyond service.
♪ I don't wanna be alone tonight ♪
[Alyssa] Even though Merredith is in the room,
we had a fun time.
♪ Tell me what you're waiting for ♪
[Merredith snoring]
[JJ] Where do you want the strawberries?
[Anthony] We need some green.
[Gabriella] It's the last week with the final guest group from Drag Race.
And as tired as people may be, the $50,000 bonus is still on the line.
-[Morphine] Did you sleep well? -Yeah, not bad.
[Adair] I'm, like, really excited for the evening.
It'll be a good time.
-It'll be a good time. -What was it?
Sassy Peach? No. What was it?
-Naughty peach. -Naughty peach.
-I have to say, we really gave y'all... -We kinda nailed it.
-...some inspired names last night. -[Adair] Yes.
-We kinda nailed the names last night. -Yeah.
Before getting on the airplane to come over the pond and come here,
I was a little apprehensive
because I'm not used to being in drag as much.
My fitness has taken over, my fitness career.
So tonight, I will go back in drag, do it big.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience to do something like this.
[Alyssa] Well, I may have, um, done some things last night.
-[Gabriella] Wha?! -[Tyler] What?
-Did you fuck Nick? -Yeah.
-Whoa! -[Tyler] Did you?
-That's why he's all jolly this morning. -Tell me more. Tell me more!
Here you go. Wait, babe.
You do that. I'm gonna sit down with Alyssa.
Please, sit down. Tell me.
It was good. I mean, as good as it could be.
In the back of my mind, I'm like, Merredith is literally right there.
-[Gabriella] Right. -[laughing] It's like, fuck.
I'm loving this for Nick and Alyssa.
Everyone's been waiting. Someone needed to fuck Nick.
I mean, he was so horny.
[Hannah] You got frisky last night.
-What do you mean? -Alyssa?
-I'll be a gentleman that does tell. -[laughing]
-Okay, tell us. [Nick] We smashed.
-[laughing] Oh! -You guys smashed?
[Charlie] I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.
[Keviah] Stevie Wonder could've seen that.
[Hannah] Is that why her hair is like, it looks so good.
-Her makeup looks good. -[Keviah] Her skin is glowing.
She's glowing.
[Nick] I mean, she told me it was great.
From my perspective, it-- it was a bit sort of one-sided.
She was definitely on top of things, to say the least.
-Did he have a big wiener? -It's nice.
-[Gabriella] We have to compare. -[Alyssa] Okay.
[Gabriella] Sam or Nick?
-Wait, you fucked Sam? -[Alyssa] You didn't know that?
-Last season. -Last year.
-Oh, last year? -They had a thing, yeah.
Um, I would pick Nick.
-What? -Yeah.
Okay, is that-- is that outta spite or--
-No, it's not-- it's not outta spite. -It's outta size? Is it outta size?
No, it has nothing to do with the size.
-It's just like all of it, like ev-- -Motion of the ocean?
-The... [chuckles] -Mm.
-[Alyssa laughing] -[Tyler and Gabriella] Mm!
-[Gabriella laughing] -[Tyler] Motion of the ocean!
-[Alyssa] The motion of... -[Tyler chuckles]
Nick's better than Sam?
Oh, shit!
Not gonna lie, I kind of knew that though.
I kind of knew that because Nick is a freak!
[Nick exclaiming]
And you can tell.
I'm so fucking dead.
-[Gabriella] Babe, I'm crying. -I'm so dead.
No, I think just like everything overall, it was better.
[Nick] No, guys, come on, let's be civil about this.
[Dominic] She's gonna wanna date you now, get ready.
-[Hannah] Really? -[Dominic] Yeah.
Ask Sam. Ask Sam last year, yeah.
-Is there jealousy? -[Keviah laughing]
-No, no, no, no, she-- -None?
-No. Thank goodness. -Alright.
She got it, you know? Finally.
I'm treading lightly because it's a very fragile situation.
You know, her history with Sam,
uh, Dom feeling like he needs to share his feelings.
So, it's complex
and I need to be very clever
with how I deal with things from here on out.
-[ice rattling] -[Nick] Well, listen, it was gonna get out
at one point, so I thought it was probably best you heard it from me.
-[Hannah] Yeah. -And it was nice, it was--
-It was nice. -It was nice, it was... it was...
I was gonna say romantic, but I don't think, you know,
we're quite into each other in that way.
-[Charlie] I wouldn't say that. -[Keviah] What do you mean?
[Charlie] You guys literally cuddle every single night.
-[Keviah] You had sex! -[Hannah] You had sex!
No, you can be-- you can have sex
-with intimacy and feelings... -[Hannah] Like, it's casual sex.
...but not like, ro-- it doesn't have to be romantic.
Sex isn't always romantic.
-If it is, you're vanilla. -[Charlie] I mean, if you're cuddling...
-Oh! -...with someone every single night
-of the summer... -Uh-oh!
[Keviah] Maybe it's my 21 years of age talking,
but if you're having sex with someone, it's like, you need to...
-[Nick] Oh, no, sure. -There's something there.
But it doesn't always have to be romantic.
[Dominic] Nick never gives a straight answer to a question ever.
Nick is very mysterious.
Something is off.
I just don't want Alyssa to get led on again.
I know we're not in, like, the right place right now, friend-wise,
but I-- I just don't like this. This is messy.
Honestly, I just need to say something.
[♪ dramatic music playing]
[Gabriella] Okay, guys, we're minutes out from dinner.
[Hannah] Copy, Gabriella. Over out.
[Anthony] It's wonderful.
Our final marquee event is An Enchanted Runway.
We truly saved the best event for last.
But things have never been more stressful,
especially with all the drama between the staff right now.
[Sam] Dude, your dick's out, man. Put that thing away.
-Oh, sorry. There we go. -Christ. Jesus.
-Let me tuck it in. Tuck it in! -Tuck it!
Let me reel it in. [imitates reeling]
[Keviah] Dude, give us a walk.
-[Gabriella] Ooh! -[Keviah] Spin.
[Hagen] It's giving constipated.
-[Keviah chuckles softly] -Yes!
So yeah, I'm sure you probably know more than anyone
that Nick and Alyssa...
-Wait, what? -Wait, you didn't know that?
-Wait, what? What? -[laughing]
-Wait, start over. -Wait, you really didn't--
-Okay, so they-- -Wait, what?
-What? -I think they--
Was I that sick that I--
-You slept-- -Did they fuck with me in the room?
[slapping table] You're lying!
I'm frustrated at Alyssa because since day one I told her,
if you guys wanna hook up in the room, I don't care.
You can do it on my bed.
Just don't do it while I'm in the room. Like, it's gross.
And she did it anyway, knowing that I thought it was gross.
Those dirty, dirty hos!
-What the hell? -[Charlie chuckles]
[Sher] Beautiful. The florist went crazy.
[Alyssa] A-All you guys have to be out there.
[Hagen] Okay, positions!
[Gabriella] I want these ladies to have the night of their lives.
When they make their entrances down the staircase
into our Midsummer Night's Dream garden,
the intent is to celebrate their beauty and their art.
[Hagen] Hear ye! Hear ye!
It's almost time for dinner.
Here to hit the Rosecroft runway,
Morphine Love Dion!
[cheering and applause]
-[Hagen] Alexis Michelle. -[cheering and applause]
Next up, Deja Skye.
-[staff exclaiming] -[Hagen] I love drag queens.
[Anthony] It's so good to have, like, that energy.
They really, like, switch the room.
It feel good, and I needed that.
[Hagen] Yvie Oddly.
[cheering and applause]
This is like the Super Bowl of drag, and it's-- it's amazing.
[Hagen] Now presenting our guest of honor,
-Kameron Michaels. -[cheering and applause]
[Kameron] I could not have imagined a more magical night,
especially in this place with these people.
Prior to coming here, I had actually quit drag.
And honestly, just to be able to feel beautiful and fabulous
was-- was such a special moment for me.
And the Queen of Pink herself, Lady Vanderpink!
-[cheering and applause] -♪ Catwalk, slay ♪
♪ Fashion, slay ♪
♪ Runway, slay ♪
Bow down, bitches!
The queen is here!
-[cheering and applause continue] -♪ I walk in, I'm turning heads ♪
[Lisa] It's somewhat of a theater, drag.
It really is. It's really quite something to behold.
♪ Catwalk, slay ♪
♪ Fashion, slay, runway, slay ♪
I want them to play. I want them to party.
Shall we?
-We shall. -[cheering and applause]
♪ I came here to slay, slay, slay, slay, work it ♪
[Yvie] Ooh, honey.
I want them to feel embraced like the queens that they are.
We're gonna celebrate them.
-So, welcome to your enchanted evening. -Oh, my God!
-[laughter and chatter] -This is incredible!
[Lisa] Kameron.
You are the guest of honor.
-Oh, thank you! -Thank you.
Oh, my God!
-[Deja] Thank you! -[Lisa] Have fun, enjoy,
and let all your secrets out. You're in a safe place.
[laughter]
-If there is one. -[laughter continues]
-I'll see you in the morning. -[guests] Love you.
-[Lisa] Have fun. -Cheers.
Be on your best behavior. You, not so much.
-[laughter] -Thank you so much for joining us
for your Midsummer Enchanted Dinner.
You all look beautiful.
Chef has designed an amazing menu for you guys.
So, tonight we do have a seared salmon spoon,
and then we have an heirloom tomato tart.
And then, for our entree, we do have a filet.
And then for dessert, it's a big surprise.
[guests exclaiming]
Enjoy, ladies!
-Who's coming out of the cake? -[laughter]
-[Deja] Nom, nom, nom. -Oh, my God! Thank you.
[guests exclaiming]
-[Alexis] Tarts for the tarts. -[laughter]
Look what they did to Helen!
-She needs help. -Blink twice, Helen.
Helen, blink twice.
Let's do something. Out of the staff that are boys,
who would you key-- kaikai with?
[Alexis] Charlie.
[Morphine] Mm!
[Deja] I'm gonna do J.J.
[Morphine] JJ.
-[exhales sharply] -[Kameron] Ooh, okay.
-What about you, diva? -[Morphine] The Scottish one.
-Nicholas is-- Nicholas. [kiss] -[Alexis] He's gorgeous.
-[Charlie laughing] -I only come bearing gifts.
-[Deja] Oh! -And for our sweet treat...
[Alexis] Uh-oh. Sweet treat.
He comes with something sweet as well.
[guests exclaiming]
Wait, don't do this to me, Gabriella.
Sandro.
-What? -Hey!
-Hello, hello, hello! -Shut up!
-Hello, hello, hello... -[guests exclaiming]
What's up, queens?
[Alexis] Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
I love you so much.
[laughing]
[overlapping chatter]
I adore you, and you are from my favorite show of all time.
Every time I watch Bake Off, I just wanna crawl inside the TV.
It's my favorite place, and he is one of my, like, TV crushes.
[Sandro] Yeah. We're going to turn up then.
-[Deja] Oh! -We're going to turn up tonight.
-Okay. -[Sandro] Yeah.
Honestly, ladies, as a bar team, we just wanted to say
you guys have been an absolute pleasure for us.
-Thank you. -[Sam] We couldn't imagine
-a better group to send us off, and... -[Deja] Aww!
-We just wanted to take a shot with you. -[Deja] Yay!
-Because you all are fantastic. -Yeah, can we?
-And you look lovely, as well. -Well, we wanna say thank you,
thank you for taking such good care of us.
-Yes, thank you all. -And this has been such
an amazing experience, so thank you all...
-[Deja] Thank you for being really hot. -...for being so kind.
-And hot. -[Deja] It's really been good.
-It's really been good. -And hot.
-[Yvie] Everyone's hot. -It's our final fucking night!
-[all cheering] -[Sam] Let's go.
-Little send off. Little send off. -Cheers, bitch.
-[Morphine] Everyone follow me, okay? -Ready?
One, two, three...
-B'aribba! -[all] B'aribba!
-B'abajo. -B'abajo.
-B'acentro. -B'acentro.
-Ba'entro. -Ba'entro!
[all] Salut!
[♪ upbeat music playing]
[Anthony] I said, if you fuck Merredith, I give you $100.
-[Nick] Who? -[Anthony] Merredith.
[Nick] That's tough, dude. It's the hardest mission.
[Dominic] $500 from me... $500 from me.
-[Nick] Make it a $1,000. -[Dominic] Nuh, nuh, no.
-American cash. -[Nick] Okay.
[laughter]
-[Dominic] Let's have a good night. -Let's have a good time! Drink up.
Should we take a shot?
-Yes, let's do it. -[Sam] Yes, we should.
[Gabriella] Okay, last day, baby.
-We came, the Mediterranean-- -Not y'all behind the bar.
-Hey, guess what, Nick-- I, uh... -I don't care.
-Sorry, this is-- this is kind of wild.
We bet Nick $600
-that he would fuck you tonight. -[Gabriella gasps]
[Sandro] I feel like we should help them make--
And-- and guess what? He-- he's on it.
I'm sorry.
There's so many things wrong with that.
Oh, this is going to be bad.
-Who bet him? -Nick wanted it.
Nick said, "How much?"
-[Merredith] I don't-- -That's not very nice.
Disrespectful. Not fucking cute.
It's giving desperate.
It's very clear Dom's just trying to stay in the mix with Alyssa.
No matter how much he tries to deny it,
we all know that Dom still has a crush on Alyssa.
So, of course he's jealous of Nick,
and it's obvious he's just stirring shit up.
Dominic, for fuck sake.
-No, I just have to tell you. -[Gabriella] I'm sorry, Mer.
-I'm sorry. -[Dominic] I always...
-No, I don't care. -...tell the truth even when I lie.
[Merredith] I don't care. It's an Alyssa thing.
That's fucked up.
-But it-- it happened. -[Sher] We keep it to ourselves.
Shhh, I know just...
Sorry. No, but did you sense any kind of energy?
-[Merredith] No. -Okay, well.
[Sandro] That's crazy though.
[Merredith] Oh, my God.
I'm worth a lot more than $600.
Dom and his big mouth is just instigating more fights
and hurting my feelings on the way just to hurt Alyssa's feelings.
Like, it's weird.
[Merredith] Do you think you and Sage are going to make it, in the real world?
[Tyler chuckles]
[Merredith] I have something to tell you.
[Alyssa] You what?
[Merredith] I have to tell you something.
[Alyssa] What?
-It's not good. -What is it?
The fact that Alyssa had sex with me in the room makes me angry.
But this bet trumps everything, and I really need to tell her right now.
Nick bet 600 bucks that he would have sex with me tonight.
[♪ dramatic music playing]
Mm-hmm.
He was inside of me less than 24 hours ago.
And to hear even a joke
to bet $600
to sleep with my best friend here,
can you be so fucking for real?
-Who'd he make the bet with? -I didn't-- I didn't know about this.
Chef and Dom.
I think that it is super stupid.
Dom came to me, told me about it,
and was trying to be like, "I just wanna make sure,
like, Alyssa's okay, and I wanna protect her."
All of a sudden, he, like, cares about her again. Weird.
[Alyssa] Mm.
It feels a little suspicious that Dom is the one
that communicated this to her.
So, I wanna talk to Dom about this soon.
But if he comes up to me tonight,
then I might just fucking lose it.
[Merredith] I love you!
[people chattering]
-Oh! -Alright, we have to do karaoke
-this evening. -[laughing]
Hey, we're home!
[laughter and chatter]
[Morphine] Alright, everyone, everyone gather round!
We're here to introduce someone
who is about to do drag for the very first time.
-Oh, a debut! -[all exclaiming]
A debut, a drag debut.
Are y'all ready for...
[Adair and Morphine] Sara Tonin!
♪ So dangerous ♪
[all exclaiming]
♪ You're lookin' at the baddest ♪
Lisa Vanderpump has hired a new butler,
and her name is... [voice lowering] Sara Tonin!
♪ If you're looking for justice, then you're looking for me ♪
♪ 'Cause when it all goes down, you better count on the queen ♪
Oh, my gosh!
I can't wait to butler around
with this big juicy rack, these big lips.
[all] Sara Tonin! Sara Tonin!
You know, it's giving $50,000.
♪ I'm going in, so dangerous ♪
[Gabriella] I love this so much!
-[Merredith] Are you guys going to bed? -[Hagen] Love you.
[Sam] You're gonna look so close with Marciano and Hannah.
You will, you will.
You don't want to be there.
That is a bad idea.
This is all due respect because you know that I respect you.
-You are such a good dude. -I don't-- but--
-no, but like, my point is like-- -[Sam] Why are you doing this?
I appreciate Marciano and Hannah this year
because they actually work.
I-- I think you only see your point of view.
I'm here to be myself, I'm here to do my job,
and yeah, that's what I do the best.
I'm not looking to please people or-- or how I'm gonna look.
And it's so crazy that, like, Sam can actually say that
when Marciano is standing up just next to him.
-[Hannah] Do you see how rude that is? -[Dominic] No, Sam--
Like, I can't do with pick-me people.
-I know. -He's a pick-me.
I mean, do you see his energy when he sits down and he's just like--
-he thinks he's better, he's like... -Oh, don't, like...
why don't you go fucking take this and sit and spin?
-How 'bout that? -[laughing]
[Morphine] You would do a great Fran Drescher.
Her voice is high, though.
Her voice is like... [in high pitch] "Hi, I'm Fran."
-Yeah! -Like, it's real high.
-[Dominic] Alyssa. -What?
-Can I talk to you? -Sure.
-Cheers. I'll go up. -Where do you wanna go?
-Cheers. -I have to change.
Alyssa's been avoiding me all night because of this stupid bet.
I'm just gonna try to talk to her.
I just want to get a better read at where Alyssa's at in her head.
I wanna know where she is with Nick.
You know, I'm trying to protect her here.
Look, I care about you
-'cause we're friends. -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
So, I wanna know what's going through your mind.
Mm.
Why is Dom getting involved with this shit?
Honestly, I'm already not feeling great.
Nick's a fucking idiot.
But Dom, he has ulterior motives.
I don't even know who I can trust anymore.
I'm-- I'm fucking done.
I'm pissed off.
It's one thing for me to have fun
and, like, know that someone's, like, fucking around
with other people, obviously.
But for you to, like, say you're gonna bet $600, pounds.
-[Dominic] Oh no. It wasn't me. -Whatever it is. Yeah.
[Nick] Me and Chef were joking and maybe it was taken too far.
But Merredith, which is a rocky road, that's fragile territory.
The line is him betting that he's gonna sleep
with one of my best friends.
Dom is trying to stir the pot, and he loves doing it.
Dom obviously still has feelings for Alyssa.
That much is clear.
So, it's a shit storm, and I'm right in the middle of it.
I just don't want you to look back at this
and be like, "Oh, shit, what the fuck did I do?"
Well, it's nice to feel like we're having a friend conversation,
-given the fact that I feel like... -Yeah, no, it's the-- first time...
-...you've been really throwing me shade. -...because you've never--
I haven't thrown you shade. You haven't talked to me.
I mean, you were a completely different person
two months ago to me than you are here.
Coming into this summer season,
Alyssa and I were talking on the phone every day,
FaceTime, memes, uh, beach days, dinner nights.
You know, we hung out a lot.
But, uh, I think Alyssa abandoned our friendship
here at Rosecroft Park because she wasn't there at all.
Uh, it was weird, it was like we were strangers again.
The way that you've been talking to me has been, like, not nice.
-The conversation started-- -Look, I just wanted a friend in here,
-and I didn't have that friend. -You had a fucking friend!
Not in here. Not in here.
And I can totally see it,
and I can see right through the bullshit.
-I have been-- this is like what's-- -I just don't know how a stranger to you
is a better friend than me.
-Who? -That hurts me.
The fact that Dom is making me feel
like all of the blame is put on me,
it's making me feel fucking crazy.
-[Marciano] What's up, buddy? -We're just talking about, um--
-I know. -[laughing] You know what?
I know. I know.
I see exactly what's happening, and I don't want that happening.
[Hannah] Come here.
[Dominic] Here we go.
I haven't felt this type of anger
and frustration in nearly ten years,
when I was in high school going through it
with my mom and my stepdad.
-[Hannah] Alyssa, come here. -[Alyssa breathing deeply]
Are you okay?
No, I'm, like, literally fucking fuming. I wanna punch someone
-in the fucking face. -Come here. Come here. I know.
-No, Hannah, like I literally... -Okay. Okay.
-Do you want me to give a second? -I just like-- yes.
-I'm just-- okay. Sorry. -I literally fucking cannot.
There's no fucking getting through to him.
He's so fucking stubborn
and he doesn't know how to communicate.
[grunting and stomping]
[glass shattering]
[♪ dramatic music playing]
[♪ soft upbeat music playing]
-What the fuck, Dom? -What the fuck?
Honestly, it was genius on Dom's part.
[Anthony] Last night was a wreck with, like, Dom, Nick, and Alyssa's situation.
Plus Hannah, and Marciano, and Sam.
I'm over the drama, you know?
Like, we need to finish end of that season,
the last guest group, like, in the perfect note.
Everybody's happy. Everybody together.
What a night, what a shit show... again.
[Nick] I'm assuming you might have heard of this.
Oh yeah. You wanna talk now?
-We can talk about it now. -Well, I thought I'd bring it up.
[Merredith] Oh, good. Tell me exactly what the bet was.
-[sighs] Uh... -You tell me.
-Well, Chef-- -He's trying to apologize.
-Uh, I was about to-- -Uh-huh, go ahead.
I don't know why you think that I would be the type of girl
that's gonna take Alyssa's man.
Fuck you. You think that I'm an object
and that you can put $600 on me?
-No. -So, fuck you, number two.
-You made her feel so fucking gross. -This is--
-Stop. So fucking gross... -[sputtering]
...that she's crying last night.
That's fucking disgusting!
Nick is trying to apologize to me, but it's--
literally, I'm just too pissed off to even listen to him.
So, I just talk over him until he shuts up.
In no way, shape, or form was-- I was--
was I trying to objectify either of you.
I wasn't trying to make you upset.
I didn't know about you crying, and I'm sorry I did that.
It was a snide remark, which I now regret, and I'm sorry.
I feel like you've got a lot of stuff to say as well.
Um, I mean, I crashed out last night
mostly because of my conversation with Dom.
With regards to you and Dom,
I mean, whatever happened, I still don't know about it, but--
-My crash out in that moment... -You're-- you're crying.
...had nothing to do with you.
I know he says stupid shit. He jokes.
It's playful. No hard feelings.
We're over it, and I'm ready to have a good day.
No fucking tears. Just vibes.
-Oh, breakfast. -That's so cute.
[Kameron] Berries. Berries and croissants.
-[Yvie] Berries and croissants! -[Kameron laughing]
[Yvie] Ooh-whee!
[Kameron] [singsong] Good morning!
[Alexis] Wow, those pants are working overtime.
-My God. -[laughter]
[Kameron] Has everyone recovered from last night?
[Alexis] We're still trying to cover ourselves, girl.
[laughter]
Well, hello.
-[all exclaiming] -[Kameron] Good morning.
-We brought babies. -Oh, my God, this color on you?
-Wow, Gorge. Wow. -Gorgeous.
I can't believe you're back to--
-I know. -[laughter]
It was just such a dream.
-[Deja] Aww! -[laughter]
[Lisa] So, how was last night?
[Kameron] There is glitter all over this house.
As there should be.
[laughter]
Anyway, this is the comment card.
-Fill that in. -[Kameron] Okay.
[Lisa] And I will see you when we say goodbye.
-[Kameron] Yes. -Yay. Thank you, love.
-I know. -[Deja] I know.
It should have been longer.
How many times have you said that?
[laughter]
-On that note, ladies. -Thank you.
Alright, ladies, were you treated like royalty
from arrival to departure, or did the crown slip?
-[Alexis] Ooh. -[Yvie] Okay,
if-- if I'm being honest...
[Deja] Be honest.
It was pretty magical to have, like, a staff
that can keep up with us and get most of the glitter out.
[laughing]
Girl, this was nice! [laughing]
You know, I had taken a break from drag,
and honestly, lost a lot of confidence.
So, just to come here and be with my sisters
and be in this environment was so invigorating and inspiring.
The staff has been amazing.
Honestly, I'm so glad that they got to let loose a little bit
and have some fun.
I feel like drag saves a lot of people,
because we need some kind of outlet.
We're all weirdos,
whether we look like it, whether we act like it.
So, I'm very glad we got to give them that moment.
And they, us.
[Hagen] Guys, Lisa's coming.
Hi.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
Like, sparkle everywhere. On your arm.
[Alyssa] It's, like, all over my chest.
Two months from now, you're still gonna find it.
-Yeah, you, probably three months. -[Nick] It's in probably weird places.
-[Lisa] Okay! -[Deja] I'm not leaving!
-Sorry. -[Lisa] You don't have to.
I really feel that as the drag queens leave,
they really did turn the energy around at Rosecroft Park.
And I think the staff with the whole party feel-good factor,
we're almost back to where we need to be.
Next time, we'll get Vander Pumped!
-Oh, my God. -[cheering and applause]
-I'm coming. -[laughing]
Greedy!
-Thank you. -Enjoy, ladies.
He's wiping his eyebrows off.
-[Lisa chuckles] -Oh, my gosh.
Well, I'm proud of you
because you did exactly what I asked.
They had so much fun.
Sam, you were the star staffer.
-You were. -[applause]
You had your moment.
[Deja] Hey! Hey! Hey!
Get it, Sabrina!
We just wanted to take a shot with you
because you all are fantastic, and you look lovely.
-Thank you all... -[Deja] Thank you being really hot.
...for being so kind. And hot.
[all] Salut!
They made it so easy. They were so likable,
-and made the experience just amazing. -[Donut yipping]
-Oh! -[Sam] Salud.
[laughter]
Alright, so I think that you deserve
a day in London.
[cheering and applause]
-[Marciano] Yes! -To take a trip down the River Thames
and see all the sights.
-Ooh! -[cheering and applause]
I want you to have fun.
Keep the positivity going.
And don't forget,
after tomorrow will be the final dinner.
I will be handing out the bonus.
[Marciano] I am very anxious. I'm very nervous.
I'm also excited, very confident.
Do I think I'm gonna earn the bonus? Yes.
I 100% think I'm gonna earn the bonus.
I was a housekeeper, now I'm a butler, like, come on.
Let's bring me the money.
Rack city, bitch. Let's go.
You're gonna have a lovely time. Now, go on, get outta here.
[Gabriella] I want that bonus.
I feel like I've worked hard all summer,
and I've led this team to the best of my abilities.
I'm the one who's working the most and the most hour.
Like me over Gabriella? Of course.
I think I deserve the bonus over her.
-[Alyssa] London. -[Adair] Going to London!
[Merredith] You look horrible.
You can't wear striped pants with a striped shirt.
-Why not? -Because it looks bad, Jeffrey Dahmer.
♪♪
[Gabriella] Dude, I like, cannot.
Honestly, this has been a long-ass season.
Me and Hannah got divorced,
you know, and the staff is messy like always.
So, I think we deserve a trip to London.
I mean, what can possibly go wrong?
♪♪
[Marciano] How many fucking people get to come to Europe
and go on a boat and travel around London
and see this amazing scenery?
It-- it makes me think about the people that I want closest to me
in the biggest moments in my life, and I wanna look back at this
and be like, "Yeah, Hannah was next to me,"
regardless of whatever happens between us.
I mean, I love Hannah to death.
-[JJ] To London! -[all] To London!
[Dominic] Rev up the engines. Let me drive the boat!
♪ Do witches like me ♪
♪ Walk the walk, you follow my lead ♪
♪ Talk the talk, you know just my speed ♪
[Sher] Do you think, like, the group will be able to get through the day
without fighting or drama?
I'm bored. Like, we should start drama.
♪ Let me put you on, on, on ♪
[Dominic] So, we-- we have two days left.
Do you think Alyssa's gonna try to have sex with you again?
[Nick] Yeah, I mean...
[Dominic] [laughing] "Yeah, I mean."
[Nick] I'm taking the piss, but I want to be friends
with Alyssa and you know--
Do you think, like, she has more feeling for you than you have for her?
[Nick] In-- in some other shapes and form, yes.
See? So, you as a man--
-I mean, if I was you, I wouldn't-- -So, you should stop that, yeah.
-I wouldn't have sex with her. -Listen, listen, I have--
Because then, you're just using her. I-- like, as her friend,
-you shouldn't do that. -Wow, Dom, I'm-- I'm using her?
'Cause you as a friend that were meant to be a friend,
but then got apparently angry and pissed off,
and then-- then made her cry the whole time.
Dom is conflicted. He's confused.
You know, someone else has come and swooped
and effectively stole his girl.
I've now potentially made things worse
because I'm not trying to break up any friendships at all.
But, you know, in my mind,
Dom doesn't want it to be a friendship.
[Dominic] Just know Alyssa's very emotional
-and handle her with care. -And have-- as you did.
[Anthony] What, do you still have feeling for Alyssa, what?
No, bro. Gosh damn.
-[Anthony] It's a easy question. -I got ten girls in line
-in front of Alyssa in my mind. -Name them.
[Alyssa] What's going on down here at the bar?
-[Anthony] There we go. -[Dominic] Hey, hey!
-You guys talking about me? -No, we weren't.
"Handle with care." Big sticker on my forehead?
No, he's gotta handle you with care...
-[Anthony] No. -...if this keeps on going.
We know you. We care for you.
We know Nick. He's a fun guy.
-We just wanted to see... -"We," as in you and Dom.
-...what's going on, you know. -[Nick] Not including me.
I'm more concerned about your well-being.
-My well-being is great. -[Nick] Good.
I have no attachment to Nick.
-[Anthony] There it is. -That's for damn sure.
That's the only thing we wanted to know, you know?
-Hot girl summer, right? -Hot girl summer.
[Nick] There you go.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
[Hannah] Claire, whenever you get a chance,
could I do another Cosmo over ice?
-[Claire] Of course, you can. -[Hannah] Thank you.
-You wanna go chat? -Chat?
-Yeah. -Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, let's do it.
[Sam] I want to pull Marciano away for a chat right now
just because I wanna make it clear
I don't want anything to do with Marciano in a friend regard.
He has made his-- his colors abundantly clear to me.
We can work together, we can be cordial.
-What's up? -Oh, shit.
But a close friendship, trusting him,
being loyal to him, expecting everything back?
It's just never gonna happen. So, I'm gonna remove myself from that.
Well, I guess I'll start this off
by things have been shitty this summer.
-Yep. -To say the least.
And I would be remiss if I go home
not saying these things.
I gotta be honest with you, man, like...
you out there in the real world,
a-and us going to Arizona, I had so much fun with you.
But when we come here, you, like,
you turn into someone completely different.
I just feel like you're not the same person here
as you are out there, and that sucks,
'cause I like the person out there.
We have a lot of fun together.
I just don't know what I did inside here that made you feel that way.
You're so ready to kind of manipulate situations and people.
And maybe it's because I haven't seen you and Hannah be together.
But Hannah's been a completely different person
than the-- the person that I've talked to for a full year.
And then, I came here and things got flipped upside down.
-Yep. -And I get-- I get your frustration
with that one. I do.
But I wish that those were--
those frustrations were maybe said before I came in here.
If we wanna make this about Hannah, then just tell me that,
because it doesn't sound like you have any other personal issues
-with me in this place besides Hannah. -It's about two things.
-That's what I don't understand. -It's about the-- the manipulation
with other-- with other people, too.
-'Cause I feel like-- -[Marciano] Did I manipulate you?
No, but I see it.
Okay, did I do anything to you, personally?
'Cause I don't like the way you move in here, man.
You haven't moved in here that I'm used to either.
I mean, to be frank with you,
Hannah turns you down.
So, you're not having this playboy summer that you thought you were gonna have.
So, your entire plan is thrown off.
Not one girl was interested in you in this entire place,
on top of the fucking guests.
So, it didn't fit what your plan was coming in here.
-Listen right here. -That's a fact.
-If I wanted to move on Hannah-- -That's a fact. You didn't have it.
-Keep going without you in front of this-- -Charlie, Nick, anyone.
-Without you involved-- -She wouldn't have done it.
She wouldn't have done it.
-Without you involved-- -She wouldn't have, she told me.
-She told me. -She told me a lot of things, too.
-Yeah, I bet. -This is-- this is the disconnect.
You have a track record of lying.
I have never lied to anybody.
That's fine. I get it. I have a history of lying one time.
-One time? -And it was a massive fucking lie!
-And that's fair, I get it. -One time?
-So I'm gonna always have that reputation. -Marciano, you always lie.
-It's okay. -You will always lie if it suits you.
I will always lie. Okay.
Sam, I'm sorry you're projecting your insecurities on me.
I think you're just mad that the girls don't like you this year.
You realize, "Oh, I'm not that good-looking.
I don't really have anything special going on."
I think Sam is so pathetic.
Once again, you're trying to project this clean image,
and you had to do everything you can
-to protect that image. -Nothing that I do-- nothing that I do--
-That's what it sounded like. -This is you
-projecting your shit... -No, this is what we all feel about it.
-I'm just the only one to say it. -...that I have just said onto me.
I get it, but I'm the one that's gonna say it.
That's why you might not like me, 'cause I'm boisterous,
and I tell it how it fucking is, Sam.
-No, dude. No, you don't. -That's what it is.
-Yeah, I do. -You lie about everything.
That's what you think, but I don't.
You could be such a good dude
-if you just take in information. -Oh, I am.
-Oh, I do. -You think you are a good dude?
I'm a very good dude. Very, very good.
I'm loyal as fuck when I have to be
-and I'm absolutely-- -If you were loyal as fuck,
this would not be happening.
-You got me all the way fucked up. -So, basically, what you're telling me
is you're a shit friend because you thought--
I was never your friend!
Sam, how are you gonna tell me we were never friends?
-Thank you. -That has been known since day one.
Why were you hanging out with me then?
Were you just using me because you're a nobody,
and you fucking think I'm cool, and maybe I can do things for you?
Fuck you, Sam!
I know that's how you operate, and it's bullshit.
You diss me. You talk shit about me.
You're a fucking pussy, shit-fuck person.
-Come here. Come here, come here. -You've always been a shit-fuck person.
-[Dominic] Don't, don't. -[Hannah] Oh, my God.
You're a shit-fuck person. You've always been shit-fuck person.
You're a fucking pussy, dude. I can't fucking deal with you.
Don't-- don't invite him to Arizona ever again.
-[Hannah chuckles] -[Sam] [groaning] Ooh-wee.
We all knew that conversation wasn't gonna be easy.
Has anyone seen Hagen?
[Keviah] Wait, it's actually so cute. Look at that.
[all cheering and exclaiming]
♪♪
[Gabriella] One of the highlights of this whole experience
is everyone on the boat just fucking raging.
We've been through so much this summer season
and we're all able to come together
and just fucking get down, and shake our ass, and have fun.
[staff cheering]
But I'm not sure everyone's gonna be shaking their asses
when I earn that 50k bonus tomorrow night.
[♪ light, upbeat music playing]
♪ Can you feel it running through you ♪
Can we play hide and seek?
[Beau] I would love to play, but we have to go.
We can play hide and seek in the airport 'cause we have to go.
[child] Is that our car? That car?
[Stassi] Yeah! We're gonna get in the car.
[child crying]
Okay, well, it is time to say goodbye.
I hate to say goodbye to Stassi and Beau and the children.
It's a great family dynamic that fits very well with ours.
I mean, there's no Aperol spritz
to be seen anywhere in Rosecroft Park.
She's probably even got some in her handbag.
But we had a great time together, we really did.
-[Stassi whispering indistinctly] -[Lisa] Oh, hi!
[Stassi] You made her a picture.
-That is so nice. I'm gonna-- -You can take a hug.
Alright, chicken. Bye.
I don't want you to go.
I don't want you to go at all, do I?
No, you've been my little friend here,
-haven't you? -[giggles]
This has been one of the best experiences of my life,
and I felt like one with this estate.
You guys, this, like, really isn't goodbye.
I felt like a part of my soul was, like, connected to it.
Everyone here, I've just loved spending time with.
Like, I am devastated to be leaving.
-Say bye to everyone? -Bye!
[all] Bye!
I don't wanna go home. And now on top of it...
I have to go and deal with my sister
and whether she's moving in with me.
[Lisa] Bye!
No running after them.
-[laughter] -[Alyssa] Bye!
I just want tonight to be a good night 'cause we have our final dinner.
We see who earns the bonus.
[Charlie] We've made it through such a difficult summer
and now, like, there's this, like, weird, like,
kinda like bitchy energy
that's going around the estate, and it's so whack.
I'm really hoping we can put all the drama aside.
We did such a good job, and so I really hope
we can just celebrate that.
With Hannah, I legit saw, like, growth.
I want to have-- [babbling]
-[bee buzzing] -Bee, bee, bee.
-No, don't swat it, it's gonna get mad. -Um...
The-- the bee's staring at me.
-No, it is. -But my-- my point... [chuckles]
My point is, is that, yeah, she's getting better,
but she showed her ass.
There's been no growth.
She is still, like, under Marciano's spell
of whatever that is.
And Marciano, nothing has changed.
Maybe he's just gotten worse and more cringe.
I feel like all the filler's getting into his brain.
[both laughing]
They deserve each other.
Do you think this would be cute with my cheetah heels for tonight?
[Hagen] Oh, wait, take off the jacket. Let me see.
-[Sam] It's not gonna happen. -[Hagen] I know, let me just see.
I look like I'm-- I'm on Dancing with the Stars.
You look great shirtless underneath your blazer,
-or whatever you're wearing. -It's a look.
-Is that a look? -Yeah, it's a look. No?
-To be shirtless? -Yeah, why not? You know?
I think it looks nice.
You and I need to talk before ending.
Well, yeah, obviously. I mean...
The inconsistency.
You telling people you still love me.
I've stood by your side with a lot. I have.
-That's why I-- -So, maybe you need to figure out
-what you want. -I made it abundantly clear
about what I want, and I told everyone, as well as you,
that I said, "I love Hannah. I wanna be with her."
But, yeah, do we have things to work on? Absolutely.
Oh, man. We've been through a lot.
We have. And it hasn't been easy.
The miscarriage was fucking-- that was a lot on us.
I mean, it was a lot.
And I feel like we did just brush it under the table
because we'd already been through so much together that it was...
it was, um, just not easy to handle.
And I feel like we-- we hid it from everyone.
I mean, I-- like, I know I didn't tell my parents.
-I didn't either. -I had just turned 29.
-Mm-hmm. -And I always said
I wanted to be a younger dad.
My dad dying at 28, I was like...
I wanted to...
be able to have a kid, and see them born,
and see them raised,
because my dad never got to see me grow up.
And it was just like something that was so emotional for me.
[sniffling]
I was just really happy that that happened with you because...
I really-- I do love you.
And I still do now, but it's just like... [sniffling]
It just really hurt.
I think it's, like, healthy that we are talking about this
'cause I never knew you really felt that way.
You never really talked about it.
I don't think I even ever expressed my emotion towards it, ever.
-Yeah. -Because I was... [sniffling]
...so hurt that I just let it go.
I hate everyone fucking judging me...
when they don't know fucking shit.
-[Hannah] Yeah. -Because that's what really hurts me,
because I feel like I've been a good person.
I don't know what's gonna happen with Marciano, but...
I mean, we'll just have to see
'cause, I mean, things can change.
Only time will tell.
[chuckles] I have no idea
who's gonna earn the bonus.
It's a toss-up.
I don't even wanna guess.
You know, it literally could be anybody.
-[all] Cheers! -What a summer it's been!
Wow.
[Dominic] I know there's a lot of tension.
We'll see if we can-- we can have fun tonight
or it's gonna be like the Titanic and crash and burn.
Well, hello!
-Oh, my God. -[Lisa] My darlings!
-[Marciano] You look stunning, Lisa. -Oh.
You all look gorgeous. Look at you!
Summer has meant more to me
than you can possibly know.
Bringing Vanderpump hospitality
back to my homeland of England
was really something so very, very special.
So, I want to thank you, all of you,
from the bottom of my heart,
for making my dream come true.
Now, for the part that I know you've all been waiting for.
[chuckles]
Well, the start of summer, I know I promised
the Badge of Excellence.
But actually, for the first summer ever,
I haven't had to let anybody go.
-So, that was quite something. -[laughter]
In fact, I've been so impressed,
I decided to actually award the Badge of Dedication...
the Badge of Congeniality,
and the Badge of Consistency.
Not consistently naughty, Nick.
-Calm down. -[light laughter]
-So close. So close. -You would've won that one.
[Nick chuckles]
[Sher] I am so fucking excited.
The Badge of Consistency? Lisa's being generous!
Um, hopefully that's me.
This first honor goes to the person
whose work ethic is second to none.
[Dominic] Badge of Consistency?
I mean, I'm more than consistent in the kitchen.
So, I don't know, this could be mine.
[Lisa] Without them this summer season,
it wouldn't have run as smoothly, for sure.
Knowing me and how hard of a worker I am
and, like, how dedicated I am to my craft,
I think I have a chance to earn that bonus.
It comes with a bonus of $10,000.
I'm here for the money.
The Badge of Consistency goes to...
[♪ dramatic music playing]
[Lisa] The Badge of Consistency goes to...
-Sam. -[applause]
10k, baby! Oh, my goodness.
I feel like I worked my ass off this summer.
I came in excited to see where things would go with Hannah.
Should we be toxic?
But I quickly found out that
she was still attached to Marciano and I couldn't be a part of that.
You guys go live your happy life!
No one wants to be a part of your guys' toxicity.
So, I poured myself into my work,
and it paid off, literally.
I couldn't be more grateful for it.
[Marciano] Sam earns the Badge of Consistency.
[sputtering]
Damn! I don't-- I don't like Sam.
I don't think he earns anything or deserves anything,
but good for you.
Should I have thrown in a whiteboard with that Badge?
-[laughter] -Yes. Yes, please. Yes, please.
-I'll take that. -Okay, so the Badge of Dedication,
it represents just how devoted you are,
providing impeccable leadership and service.
I could not pick just one name.
I will be awarding two Badges of Dedication this evening.
-[Merredith chuckles] -[Lisa] Each come with a bonus
of $15,000.
Gabriella does not deserve another bonus this summer.
She's a liar. She's not trustworthy.
[Dominic] With Gabriella and Alyssa for the bonus?
Honey, get real. Yeah, right.
[chuckles] Get real.
[Marciano] Like, I deserve one of these bonuses,
and if I don't get one, I'm gonna be freaking pissed.
[Lisa] The Badge of Dedication goes to...
Gabriella and Chef Anthony.
[cheering and applause]
[Lisa] I like to see that.
Woop-woop!
I mean, I earned the top bonus last season
and when you're at the level that I'm at, you can't always expect
to be getting the recognition all the time.
So, it's rewarding to work so hard
and then have it pay off.
[all] Kiss, kiss, kiss!
[Anthony] Feeling great. I mean, like, I get some of the bonus.
Next, it's gonna be the proposal,
the marriage, and who know, you know, maybe kids.
[producer] Do you think Gabriella deserved the bonus?
That's the question.
I do believe, like, uh, Dom deserved that more than...
...Gabriella, yeah.
Honestly, I would much prefer an award on my own,
because I didn't walk out of a meeting on the rest of my team.
-[applause] -I love you.
You've all heard me speak about the importance
of the feel-good factor,
bringing that life and that essence to the events,
to the party, making the guests feel absolutely welcome.
And that's exactly what the Badge of Congeniality embodies.
Without this person's energy, their good nature,
their playful character,
it would not have been the same.
I think it could be me.
[Hannah] Oh, my God, that's me.
That's me! I'm Miss Congeniality!
This Badge comes with
-a $20,000 bonus. -[applause]
I feel like I have a chance of earning Congeniality, you know?
I think I've done a lot to prove why people should like me.
I'll hold my hands up in prayer to Lisa.
So, the Badge of Congeniality goes to...
-Charlie. -[cheering and applause]
$20,000, holy shit.
I worked really, really hard this summer.
Everybody's in love with Charlie.
[Charlie] I really could use the money.
I just like the-- the recognition.
It-- it means-- it means a lot to me.
I almost wanna call my mom right now.
-That's it, bro. -[applause]
[Nick] I can't be sour and bitter about this,
but I will say I would have loved that money, too.
I mean, fuck, that sucks.
Aw, you're gonna make me cry.
The last Badge,
but certainly not the least,
a Badge of Excellence.
It comes with a $50,000 bonus,
as well as a guaranteed position at Vanderpump Villa next summer.
-Oh-ho-ho! -[cheering and applause]
This is the fucking big one.
This is very important to me. This year at Rosecroft Park,
I was dodging bullets left and right.
[Stassi] Do you know how evil you have to be
to make up a rumor about somebody like that?
-Why did you open your fucking fat mouth? -I didn't.
Our next guest of honor
-is going to be Jordan, Jessi's husband. -Oh-ho!
Surprise, motherfucker, I'm here.
[Marciano] I got through it.
This was my last chance to show everyone
and to show to Lisa.
I'm somebody that's a grinder, a worker.
I promised her I would make her proud.
And, yes, I think I did that.
This is actually the largest bonus
I have ever awarded anybody.
[Hagen] My heart is beating so fast.
Like, I think I deserve it.
I think that $50,000 could very well be mine.
I'ma need that. Give me that. [laughing]
Everybody should earn a bonus at this point.
We've all been working super hard.
[producer] Everybody?
I absolutely do not think I'm in the running
for the 50k bonus.
-Nope. -I do not feel like
I'm in the running for the bonus.
-I just got here. -Maybe not everybody.
Never mind, I take that back. [laughing]
[Hannah] The only people that I could think
that's gonna get the Badge of Excellence
is either Marciano, myself, or Hagen.
I mean, it's basically like the Oscars.
Like, the people that are about to win sit in the front.
So, the whole time, I'm like, "I'm definitely earning something."
This person exceeded
all of my wildest expectations,
and has actually made me incredibly proud.
The Badge of Excellence goes to...
-Hagen. -[cheering and applause]
[Gabriella] My Hagie!
My daddy is rich!
[applause]
[Hannah] Like, Hagen, what did he do?
Like, he gets the 50,000
for just walking people to their rooms.
I should have earned a bonus.
Me walking that huge estate, it's a lot.
I was doing a lot of cardio.
It wasn't even only that, it was, like,
helping the events team set up. [groaning]
[cheering and applause]
[Hagen] My name next to $50,000?
It's giving rich. Like, I feel proud.
Whoo!
[Hagen] Lisa thought I was excellent.
So, I'll take that money, deposit it into my account,
and, like, merrily go on my way.
Such an honor.
Thank you. That's all I'm gonna say.
Thank God Lisa didn't hire anyone better than me.
[Lisa] Can I see the butler?
-[Lisa] Are we ready? -[Hagen] Yeah, I was born ready.
I truly believe, like, if I was still the housekeeper,
like, if Lewis was still here, I wouldn't have gotten that.
So, shout out to him for leaving, um... [kiss smacking]
What does this amount of money mean to you?
It means a lot. It'll definitely, like, help me
jumpstart whatever I wanna jumpstart.
Get my yachting career with Adair.
-[Lisa] Are you gonna buy a yacht? -[Hagen] Yeah, no.
I'll buy my certifications and we'll get there.
Once I work on the yacht, I might hook up with the owner,
a billionaire, and then we'll go from there.
[Marciano] I'm gonna crash out.
What did you say, Marciano?
-Nothing. -[Hagen] Okay.
I thought you said something.
Awkward. [clearing throat]
I'm upset because I know I worked my ass off,
and I really thought I earned a bonus.
The Badge of Excellence is not Hagen.
Sorry, but like, what else am I gonna say?
Marciano, what is it you're, like, kind of muttering and...
Oh, nothing. I'm happy for everyone.
Are you sure? You just told me you were gonna crash out.
I don't remember saying that.
-[Hagen] Oh. -[Marciano] I'm very happy for you
-and everyone else here. -[Hagen] Thank you.
I'm not minimizing the fact that some of you are bloody complicated
and some of you have been a pain in my ass.
But each and every one of you have been a delight.
If you all look under your menus,
you're going to find a token of my appreciation.
It's not something to eat.
-[Charlie] What? -[Hannah] Thank you.
Oh, we all have the same thing.
[Sher] You know, I'm really happy that Lisa
still decided to be generous and give us all some sort of bonus.
You know, we all-- most of us... [chuckles]
...worked extremely hard this summer.
I just wanna say from the bottom of my heart
and everyone else's, thank you mu--
thank you very much. Thank you much.
-We love you! -[staff cheering]
To all of you, I love you. Really, I do.
Go forward, live your best life,
and thank you so much for an excellent summer.
-Cheers to all of you! -[all] Cheers!
-[all cheering loudly] -Whoa!
♪♪
[whistling]
[Hannah] I'm so hungry.
-[Anthony] Hey, amuse bouche! -[Alyssa] What an angel you are.
-[Merredith] Amuse bouche? -[Dominic] Amuse bouche!
[Gabriella] It's very tasty.
Ooh!
That looks delicious!
[people chattering]
I have...
nothing to celebrate.
[Hannah] Babe...
you know what? You need to think of it this way...
You made it to the end. You've overcome so much.
[Hannah] It's not about money in life.
I can't enjoy the moment because I'm still upset right now,
and that's gonna take me some time to reflect
and understand what I just went through this entire summer.
-Can we just be happy for one another? -[Hagen laughing]
I'm just fucking over it. That's fucking bullshit.
[Hagen] I hear Marciano, like, just talking shit about me,
how I don't deserve it, and that's just, like, so annoying.
The best thing you can do is put up a wall.
No, I know. It's just, like, awkward.
Hagen, I think you need to move over here.
-Please. -Switch, switch, switch!
With who? Dom?
Dom, yeah. And then it puts you.... Are you all fine now?
[Alyssa] We haven't talked. So...
I had to keep my distance from him.
Well, we just need to finish the dinner, then we'll be fine.
Everyone's gonna start fighting. I'm scared.
[Hannah] We're on the outside. It doesn't matter, but it's just, like...
it's too much.
Hannah and Marciano, it's giving like Floptropica,
really bad energy.
Everyone's happy for everyone, like...
I've given way too much...
way too much. More than anyone else in here.
And you know it. It's bullshit.
Do you know how awkward that makes someone feel?
I don't give a fuck.
-I understand that, but-- -I'm gonna go to the bathroom again.
Take my time.
-I'm competitive. -I know you're competitive...
-[Hannah] But... -[Marciano] I don't give a shit.
sometimes you need to, like, bite a bullet.
-No. Fuck that. -Okay.
I don't care.
[♪ dramatic music playing]
What's wrong? Why are you upset?
[Hannah] Like, this is just fucking crazy.
I'm trying to enjoy my night. It's my last fucking night.
I don't need this.
I'm just like, I'm so...
-Stop, baby. -No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
-I know, I know, I know. -No, I'm happy, it's just like...
-But why are you so upset? -...sitting by Hannah and Marciano
-is so fucking annoying. [sniffling] -'Cause they're just so negative,
-and they're toxic. -Like, they keep talking shit.
Be happy. This is what they want.
-Don't give them what they want. -No, I know.
Like, they're not supportive of me!
-Like, that's so fucking annoying. -I know.
[Hagen] When people are talking shit right in front of you...
it was just like, I was already emotional about the whole thing,
so it made me more emotional.
It brings me back to when I was younger
and like, I was the only gay person,
and people are, like, talking about you,
and it's sad that that was coming out,
like, on such a big moment for me.
And it hurts.
You deserved it, everyone's happy for you,
and no one should care about what those two miserable,
-disgusting, vile people say, okay? -I love you, bitch.
[Hagen] Honestly, if Hannah stays with Marciano
and comes back next summer, like, I can't do it again.
It's fucking ridiculous.
-Hannah, what is this? -What?
-I've never seen this. -I don't know, is this...
-Yeah, it's sticky toffee, right? -[Alyssa] Hey, Dom?
Welcome to this side of the table. How's it feel?
[Hannah] Are you guys good?
We'll be good, I'm sure, but we haven't spoken yet, so.
You were talking about him across the table.
-No, I wasn't talking about Dom today. -[Hannah] No, no, no, no.
You were.
-About what? -You and Hagen were both--
You have, like, spy hearing or something?
'Cause I wasn't talking about Dom.
You don't have to get upset. I was just saying what I heard.
Oh, okay. Very condescending of you, Hannah. Per usual.
-Is that condescending? -[Dominic] No.
Dom, I wasn't talking about you. I said that it might be awkward
if you sat next to me given the fact that we haven't had a conversation.
-That's all I said. -[Hannah] So, who said to fuck off?
[Dominic] You weren't a good friend to me, so yeah...
I didn't say anything about fucking off.
-You don't have to get upset. -it would've been awkward.
-I was just telling-- -Okay, Hannah.
I literally, I just...
[producer] Do you think there's still a chance of you repairing your...
friendship with Dom?
Yeah, I don't know at this point.
[mocking] "I'm just saying, don't get upset, I'm just saying."
Yeah, go fuck off, Hannah.
[Merredith] Hannah, Dom, and Marciano
are all trying to kill the mood on the last night,
and we're not letting that happen.
Even if Dom doesn't wanna be a friend to Alyssa right now,
I came into the estate with Alyssa being my ride-or-die.
Even though we kind of got messy sometimes,
I'm still here for you, girl, and we're gonna have a good time tonight.
[Hagen] Come here, Sher.
[all exclaiming]
New Year's Eve. Where's my fucking kiss?
[Sam] Oh, my God!
[Lisa] Look at that!
[all cheering]
[Lisa] This has been a dream for me.
Rosecroft Park was everything I imagined it would be,
to triumph over the English countryside
with such success with our guests.
It's been difficult, it's been challenging,
they're a pain in my ass.
It wasn't perfect, but something
doesn't necessarily have to be perfect to be glorious.
I really loved it, and it was just great to be home.
I'm gonna fuck off now.
-[all cheering loudly]
[Adair] Vanderpump Villa, bitch!
[Marciano] I don't know if I'm going to come back next year after this shit.
[Anthony] I know I'm not coming back.
Gabriella having equal with me, talking about the bonus, um,
I disagree with that. I don't think, like, she did, uh,
the job she was supposed to do.
So, if she's coming back next summer,
at the moment, I don't think I will be back.
Well, guys, talk tomorrow.
-[Dominic] Good night. -[Marciano] Go to bed, Chef.
[Hagen] Tyler throat goat! Tyler throat goat!
He sits on his ass and fingers Sage's tote.
-Ay! -[laughter]
-[Sher] Her tote? Her tote bag? -[Gabriella] Her tote? Like her purse?
-Ooh! -I know, babe, but it rhymed.
I'm so grateful for everyone around me.
I have had some of the best laughs of my life in this place.
[Adair] Whoa!
I like Tyler a ton. That's why I'm getting to know him.
That's why I've been with him the entire summer.
Who knows what the future holds, but I'm beyond excited
to get to know him outside of the estate.
That's for sure.
[producer] So, when you interviewed to work at Rosecroft Park...
did you tell anyone that you had a situationship back home?
Um... [clearing throat]
[Marciano] Dom, do you want to come with..
[Hannah] Dom, come have one drink with us.
Come on. Come on.
It's our last night.
[Dominic] I'd rather go to jail for a night...
than see any of their faces.
[producer] What's going on between you and Alyssa?
[Dominic] Alyssa's fake, you know?
I just hope she doesn't call me every single day
once we're outside of this.
[producer] So, you're saying you're totally over Alyssa then?
-[Merredith] Where, where, where, where? -[Alyssa] What's wrong, babe?
[Nick] Which room? Which room do you want to go to?
You go find Alyssa.
You need to go find a room.
You need to go find Alyssa.
Do I need to do fuck all?
What? [chuckles]
That's fucking weird. He's a weird man.
It's our last night, for God's sakes.
I can't help but laugh, so I'm gonna walk away.
-Sher. -Nick, no.
Are we gonna do this now or later?
[Sher] Alyssa's my friend. Go talk to Alyssa.
Get outta here, baby.
-[Adair] Hey, hey, hey! -[Gabriella] [chuckles]
-[Adair] Hey, hey, hey, hey! -[Gabriella] Adair-- Adair is like
who everyone needs to be when they're drunk.
-Like... -[Adair exclaiming]
[laughter]
She's the GOAT. Like, for real.
[Adair exclaiming]
[Nick and Alyssa laughing]
You know?
[producer] You and Alyssa...
at the end now. Here we are.
[Nick] It'll be interesting to know if we continue speaking after this,
because there's a lot to be said about feelings
when you're trapped in the villa together with someone, for good or for bad.
[Alyssa] Everybody, mind your business.
[Nick] [laughing] Yeah, don't fucking-- it's a big one.
[Nick] Oh, there's a chair in here. Look at this chair.
-[Alyssa] I know. -[Nick laughing]
[Alyssa] Oh, this is gonna be a hard season
for my parents to watch.
[kiss smacking]
[producer] So, did you successfully avoid catching feelings this summer?
Pff.
[Sher] The miserable people went to bed?
[Merredith] No.
[Gabriella] No one has been up front, forward,
and fucking, like, stand on business
about the way she acts and to tell her about herself.
[Hannah] I hear Gabriella talk shit about me.
They're all high schoolers.
Like, I'm just trying to chill tonight.
And it's really sad that all of you guys are trying
to cause chaos for no reason.
[Gabriella] They belong in a padded fucking room.
Their brain does not work. It does not function correctly.
[Hannah] Please sign me up for a show that has people that are mature.
[producer] Golden Bachelor.
I have to pee.
♪ I feel it changing ♪
♪ I swear it's getting cold ♪
[Hannah] They're all talking shit about me.
-It is so fucking hard! -[whispering] They were all--
They were all there for you until you started siding with Marciano.
[Hannah] I came in here with Sam, I came in here with Hagen,
and I came in here with Gabriella,
and now all those relationships are broken
because of Marciano.
[producer] So, where does that leave you?
♪ Heartbreak season ♪
As long as he's in your life, like, I-- I physically
cannot be a part of your life. I'm sorry.
[Nick] Quite the entertainment we're having tonight, eh?
Yeah. Yeah.
The vibes are nice.
♪ I think we're heading for heartbreak season ♪
♪ Heartbreak season ♪
[Hannah] God, get me the fuck out of here.
-[phone buzzing] -Like, I've never fucking dealt
with mean girl fucking bullshit.
[Lisa] To be continued, darlings, at the reunion.
[Charlie] I almost wanna call my mom right now.
[line ringing]
Of course, she's not gonna pick up. [laughing]
[producer] How about your sister?
[Charlie] She's gonna be so hyped for me.
Yeah, she'll definitely be up, and she answers her phone, usually.
Come on, pick up, pick up. Pick up!
[line ringing]
[operator] The call has been forwarded to voicemail.
[Charlie laughing]
This is actually hilarious.
Um, should I text her like, "Call me, ho"?
♪♪