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[crowd] Bubbles!
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[Bubbles] Thank you.
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Alright, that was a song called
"Who Shit In The Saddlebags?"
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an old Roy Rogers classic.
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It's on an album of mine
called "Fur Biscuits".
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It's not out yet but,
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hopefully at some point.
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Alright, how's everybody
doin' out there now?
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Yessir, we all ready
to keep rockin'?
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Okay, this next song's about
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an old guy named Skooker B.
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Some of ya might remember him.
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He lived in the
trailer park years ago,
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and he got drunk and
drove through a church
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and killed a bunch of people.
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Anyway, this is,
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this is called
"Drinkin With The Angels".
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No, wrong beat.
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Just wait.
Here we go.
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♪ Ol' Skooker B ♪
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♪ He never knew me ♪
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♪ But he was a legend
Of the liquor... ♪
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♪ He would put a pint away ♪
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♪ Just to start his day
To hit the real thing ♪
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♪ And now he's drinkin'
With the angels ♪
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♪ On the wings of a dove ♪
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♪ He's drinkin'
With the angels ♪
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♪ Up in heaven above ♪
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Play that one by
Hank Williams that I like,
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will ya Bubbles?
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Look, ya gotta promise
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not to curse out your
ex-husband again, Gladys.
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I won't mention the
son of a whore's name.
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Alright, fair enough!
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This is a little
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"Your Cheatin' Heart"
for you folks.
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Sorry gang, that's it.
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Time for supper.
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Okay, well, I guess
that's it for me then.
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Thanks for coming down,
everybody!
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We'll see ya next week,
the same time.
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I don't wanna hear any of
your excuses, Charlie.
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If that turkey
had not been as dry
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as the goddamn Sahara desert,
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then Vera wouldn't
have started choking.
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End of story.
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Excuse me Miss Chisolm,
sorry to interrupt,
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I was wondering if I could
get my wages for the week?
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Right here, Bubbles.
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Oh, oh, hot turkey!
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Decent!
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Here. I got this
guy back for ya,
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clean as a [whistles]
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Oh, how's the old fork
antenna I geared up hangin'?
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Ah, good.
Yeah, it's good.
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And how were they today?
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Oh, they were
fantastic as usual.
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I mean, pretty sure
Harold mighta had a
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front accident
when he dozed off,
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but before that he was up
dancin' like Fred Astaire.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Harold should not
be up dancing,
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he just started a new
heart medication. Jesus.
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Oh, I didn't know that.
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I'm sorry.
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Listen, I've been
meaning to ask ya...
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putting a band together
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and I was thinkin' maybe I
could bring them in here
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to play with me.
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You know, I wouldn't charge
ya extra or anything.
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What a-a-a band?
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Like with drums 'n things?
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Oh yeah, but the drummer
could use the brush... swishies.
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Oh, I don't think that's
a good idea, Bubbles.
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No, no, no, no.
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It sounds loud
and disruptive.
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Yeah, okay, I just thought-
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No, no, no.
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I'm sorry, Bubbles.
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No, it's okay. It's fine.
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What's the name of this band?
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♪ Ol' Skooker B ♪
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♪ He never knew me ♪
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Who's a good boy?
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♪ But he was a legend
Of the liquor... ♪
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♪ He would put a pint away ♪
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♪ Just to start his day
To hit the real thing... ♪
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♪ Workin' at the mine ♪
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♪ Liquored up by nine ♪
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[Bubbles] Snip, snip,
snippy dippy doo.
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♪ He would sucker
Punch his boss ♪
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♪ Get back on the
Sauce by early evenin' ♪
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♪ And now he's drinkin'
With the angels ♪
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♪ On the wings of a dove ♪
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A hundred bucks?!
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I'm gonna be entering that!
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♪ Up in heaven above ♪
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[Bubbles] Look at that sparkly
bastard!
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♪ Where she could hide
A pint of fancy liquor ♪
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♪ She would sneak
Into the dance ♪
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Oooh! Oooh!
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God! What have you done?
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I was just standin'
here doin' nothing
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and it dropped and it
hit me right in the arm.
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Oh my God!
Sir, I am so sorry.
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Feels like a fracture.
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Why aren't you helping him?
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Hit me right there.
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I'm so sorry, sir.
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No, it's fine.
I mean, I was just,
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I was gonna get an
electric tambourine
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and now I might have
to go to the hospital.
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
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I'm so sorry. Oh my God.
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[man] I was working.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry, sir!
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No, it's fine.
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I'll just go to the,
the hospital.
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Takin' this sign.
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Song contest.
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Oh my God!
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This is insane!
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[Ricky] Ah, you tubey
little meat sluts!
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Where the fuck did ya go?!
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Taint gobblin'
fuckin' meat whores!
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You burn up like
Freddy Krueger's cock! Fuck!
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Holy fuck, Ricky!
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What happened?!
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I was fuckin' cooking sausages
for Moe and his friends,
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and I must've
fuckin' passed out.
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- Jesus Murphy.
- No, no, no, no.
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What the fuck are
they doing here?!
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They weren't supposed to be back
here for six fuckin' months!
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- Ricky! Ricky! Fuckin' calm down.
- My ears! Shit, man!
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This is different guys.
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They're not filming you,
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these are Channel 10 guys!
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They're doing a story
on local musicians,
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about my recording studio
and the band I'm startin'.
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Well they better
not fuck with me
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'cause I'm on
fuckin' vacation.
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Ricky, they're not
gonna fuck with you.
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Relax.
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Sorry about that, fellas.
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He's actually not crazy,
believe it or not.
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Do you know where Randy is?
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I gotta do an emergency
recording session.
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Why the fuck would I
know where Randy is?
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He's probably down at the pond
finger blasting a male turtle.
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Look at this,
songwriting contest.
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I can win a hundred
fuckin' bucks!
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Oh, no fucking way!
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You gonna put
"Liquor And Whores" in?
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Well, no Ricky, I told ya
that was like a joke song.
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I wanna do serious stuff.
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No, man, that's a
fuckin' mistake.
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Everybody knows that song,
you can win with it.
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I know, but I don't wanna be
just known for that, ya know.
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Expand my horizons.
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Alright, well, you can
suit myself, I guess,
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but that's fuckin' dumb.
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Well, that's what
I'm doin', Ricky.
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If you get that thing
workin' I'd love a sausage.
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Here's the studio here, fellas.
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Look at this. It's called
Tabby Road, you know.
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And I got the kitties there
instead of The Beatles.
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[laughs] Kitty Beatles!
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Thought that
was pretty cute.
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So, this feels like
a bit of a departure
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from what you've
done in the past.
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Have you always wanted
to be involved in music?
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I've always been into music
since I was a little guy,
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you know, music and
playin' the guitar,
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and even recording, you know.
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So when the shopping
cart business, you know,
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when the arse fell out
of that I just thought,
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well maybe I can make
some money, you know,
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doing more of my hobby,
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more of my passion, you know?
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So I built this
recording studio
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and just thought,
I'll get my music going
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and then when I
get my band going,
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we'll have a, a place
to record our albums.
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But, you know, a fella's
gotta make money,
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so, yeah, I mean,
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I've been recording
everything from, you know,
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like barbershop quartets...
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♪ Swimmin' in the pond
That little duck ♪
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♪ Where is he going? ♪
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♪ What's he going
to do? Yeah ♪
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To crazy metal bands
that scare me.
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[screaming]
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To like, weirdo
spiritual music.
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♪ Hi! ♪
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Bubbles, can I get a little more
reverb on the gong, please?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Stuff like that.
Anything. Anything.
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And over there,
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see that's where I live
in that shed over there.
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But when I have a big session,
you know, that's where the,
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the people go to record,
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I move all the shit
out onto the lawn.
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Put the fuckin'
bass amp over here.
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You don't need a ride cymbal
in a fuckin' metal band.
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Get rid of that.
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And do you run this entire
facility all by yourself?
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I have help from
one guy that I know.
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His name's Randy.
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You probably saw him
around the park there.
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No shirt on,
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great big shit tank on him.
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He's my helper.
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So he helps me
with the equipment
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and running cables and stuff,
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and, and I help him on
the weekends, you know,
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loading up his fuckin'
food truck with hot dog buns.
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And what's this?
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This is from Abbey Road,
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the real Abbey Road in London.
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I took some money,
everything I had actually,
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and I,
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I booked Abby Road for
seven fuckin' minutes,
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officially booked it!
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And I was, you know,
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I could have went
and recorded there.
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I mean, I knew I'd
never get to do it,
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I just...
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I just thought it would be
kind of neat to be, you know,
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entered into the log book
with the greats.
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Look at this!
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There's a song writing contest,
ya win a hundred bucks.
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I'm gonna fuckin' win that
money right now, baby.
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Step aside,
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hit song comin' up. [laughs]
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Okay, that should do it.
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Can't waste tape.
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Can't waste tape.
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"Kitties Are So Nice"
take two.
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♪ Kitties are so nice ♪
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♪ Kitties are so nice ♪
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♪ Get them down ♪
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[reporter] So what about live music?
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You had a bit of a hit with
one of your songs already.
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Well, no, that was
more like a joke song.
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I'm talking about a,
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a real hit about something
important, you know,
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like kitties, for instance.
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You know, everybody on
the planet loves kitties.
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Yes.
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And, you know, there's no
real songs about kitties,
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00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,557
which to me is unbelievable.
255
00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:04,125
So I think my song,
"Kitties Are So Nice"
256
00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:06,606
it sorta ticks all
the boxes for what a,
257
00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:08,129
a hit song should have.
258
00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:11,088
So, you know,
I guess we'll see.
259
00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:13,177
You know...
260
00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:15,310
Jesus Murphy.
261
00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:17,529
Violet! You should slow down.
262
00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,836
You're gonna, you're gonna
rattle your brain loose.
263
00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,101
I've done it.
264
00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:25,320
Very excited.
265
00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:27,322
Thank you, Baby Jesus!
266
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:32,675
Boys!
Check it out!
267
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,808
I got all kinds of fuckin'
people looking to audition
268
00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:36,113
for the Shitrockers!
269
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,419
Jesus fuckin' Christ!
270
00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:38,812
How many times do
I gotta tell ya
271
00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:41,728
not to slam the
goddamn fuckin' door?
272
00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:44,252
Oh, thanks for the
273
00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,820
Church Of Latter Day Saints
moment, Julian.
274
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,386
Why you being such a
dicky little bitch?
275
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:49,953
Because I was cleaning
your fuckin' dishes
276
00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,346
and it was pissing me off!
277
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,564
Sorry about that, Bubs.
278
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,392
- It's good news, bud.
- I cooked!
279
00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:55,916
It's fuckin' awesome, buddy.
280
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,744
You're fuckin' right
it's awesome, boys.
281
00:10:57,918 --> 00:11:00,050
Like, I'm gonna
have a real band!
282
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:01,878
A real band.
283
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,619
There's like ten people
looking to join,
284
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:04,968
so I'm gonna have to have
auditions and everything.
285
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,187
- Nice.
- Cool.
286
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:07,579
Think I can have
them in here?
287
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,146
What, here in my trailer?
288
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,887
Well I don't have room
in my shed, Julian.
289
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,889
I'm gonna have to have
a drum kit and amps
290
00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:14,717
and mics and the whole thing.
291
00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,806
Bubs, I'd like to but I got
ladies coming over later.
292
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,329
What are ya talking about?
293
00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:19,940
You said we're going
stealing gas later.
294
00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:21,506
I've got ladies coming
over later, all right.
295
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,421
Besides, I don't want
fuckin' drums and amps
296
00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:25,249
and band dicks with
long hair and shit
297
00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:26,381
fuckin' over my trailer.
298
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,165
Sorry, man.
299
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:29,645
Well, fuck you then.
I guess I'll steal gas myself.
300
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,516
Whatever.
301
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,561
Listen, Bubs, you can fuckin'
do it in my trailer, man.
302
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,084
I think it'd be kind of cool
303
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:34,737
to have a band that
plays in my trailer.
304
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:35,433
Really?
305
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,000
See that?
306
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:38,480
Right there, that's what
friends do, Julian.
307
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:39,263
Come on, don't be
like that. I'm happy-
308
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:40,917
Stick that up.
309
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:42,049
I'm happy you're gonna get
a band going too, okay?
310
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,615
Yeah, obviously
you're so happy.
311
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,269
No, I'm fucking serious, man.
312
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:47,054
You know what?
I tell you what,
313
00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:48,533
how about I
become your manager?
314
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,970
I'll make you some money.
315
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,536
Yeah, I think I'll
take a big fuckin'
316
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,147
whore of a pass
on that, Julian.
317
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,018
Why?
318
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:56,933
Because you don't know the
first thing about managin' bands
319
00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:57,804
or gettin' gigs.
320
00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:59,153
That's why.
321
00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:01,024
You gotta know the
fuckin' scene!
322
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,765
You gotta know who's
a mover and a shaker,
323
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:03,940
what's hot and what's not.
324
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:04,985
You don't know any of that.
325
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:05,855
Big Hawk, how's it going?
326
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,291
What's up?
327
00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:08,031
Got anybody playing
there this week?
328
00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,467
No. Why?
329
00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:10,338
Yeah, I'm managing
Bubbles' new band.
330
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:11,774
They good?
331
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,254
Oh fuck, buddy.
They're unbelievable.
332
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:14,342
Everybody's talkin'
about them around town.
333
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:15,647
Thursday night?
334
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:16,736
Thursday night
would be perfect.
335
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,302
All right, see you there, man.
336
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:19,869
You're playing Veterans Hall
Thursday night.
337
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:20,957
I take fifty percent
at the door.
338
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,219
You're welcome.
339
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,308
I'm playing Veterans Hall?
340
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:25,222
Yep.
341
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:26,615
[whistles]
342
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,494
Okay. Not bad. Not bad.
343
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,235
Are you, uh,
344
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,628
are you willing to lose
the leather jacket?
345
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,544
No? Next!
346
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:48,898
Next!
347
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,378
What the fuck are you
doing here, Murray?
348
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:51,988
You don't play the saxophone,
do ya?
349
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:54,034
Well, you're fuckin'
right I play the sax!
350
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:00,736
Look at that.
351
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:01,781
Next!
352
00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:03,391
Okay. Travis Dumbass.
353
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,349
Not Dumbass, Dumas.
354
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:08,091
Dumas. Okay.
Let's see what you got, Travis.
355
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,447
Not too shabby!
356
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:17,971
Next!
357
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,888
Um, next, please!
358
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:24,020
♪ I wear tank tops
With no muscles ♪
359
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:25,587
♪ Got rings on every knuckle ♪
360
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:28,633
♪ Wear my sandals
With my socks ♪
361
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,375
♪ I said I'm the worst
Dressed son of a bitch ♪
362
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:34,161
♪ That this country's
Ever seen ♪
363
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,816
Okay, thank you.
364
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,861
Thank you.
Yeah, I'll be in touch.
365
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,515
Hey, I'm Waylon Peterson,
366
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,038
some people call
me the Peacock,
367
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,867
and I play the lead bass
and I'm vocal performer.
368
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,738
[Bubbles] Okay, let's see
what ya got.
369
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:56,183
♪ Ooh baby, I love
To look in your eyes ♪
370
00:13:56,357 --> 00:14:02,145
♪ Ooh baby, you're a prize ♪
371
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:05,714
Lady magnet.
372
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,070
That was fantastic!
373
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,898
That kind of sounded like a,
a kitty at the end.
374
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,161
Could you make that
sound like a kitty?
375
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:19,336
Yeah.
376
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,909
Not too shabby.
377
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,216
Okay. What's your name?
378
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:32,959
Donnie Slug-ford-son.
379
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,961
Slugfordson?
380
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,311
Never heard that one before.
381
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:43,534
I've been a guitarist fffff...
382
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,059
for...
383
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:50,019
forty years?
384
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,282
Okay, let's hear what ya got.
385
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,419
Decent!
386
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,682
Ha! Okay, fellas.
387
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,075
I thought we'd just warm
up with some, you know,
388
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:03,946
simple country stuff.
389
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:07,080
Just a nice country rhythm,
maybe in A, you know,
390
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,255
like truck and feel.
391
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:09,691
Okay, here we go.
392
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,432
A one, two, three, four.
393
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:12,781
Hey, Bubs, I think we're gonna
have to change the name.
394
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,174
It's kind of fucked.
395
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,958
What? What are
ya talkin' about?
396
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,655
Well the Shitrockers part,
397
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,048
it sounds like we're shitty,
like shitty at rocking.
398
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:21,268
Like we're a shitty band
covered in shit.
399
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,705
Okay, that's not at all
what Shitrockers means,
400
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,402
but that's not even
what I'm talkin' about.
401
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,013
What do you mean 'we'?
402
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,928
We. The band.
403
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:30,973
You're not in the band.
404
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,409
What are you talkin' about?
Yes I am.
405
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,368
You're not in the
Shitrockers, Ricky.
406
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,847
You're playing in my trailer
407
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:36,848
so obviously I'm in
the fuckin' band.
408
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,198
Think about it.
409
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:39,634
That's not how
this works, Ricky!
410
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,070
It doesn't matter
it's your trailer.
411
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:42,680
You don't even fuckin'
play anything!
412
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,291
I can play all kinds of shit.
413
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:45,683
Like what?!
414
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,337
[Ricky] Oh, I can play
the fuckin' pot.
415
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,383
I could be like Percushnin
or whatever it's called.
416
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:50,732
Ricky.
417
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,605
No, just no! Ricky!
418
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,999
I don't need a fuckin'
pot player in the band.
419
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:58,435
Why not?
420
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,046
How many country
bands have you seen
421
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,135
where somebody's banging
on a fuckin' old pot?
422
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,441
I, I remember at
least a couple.
423
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,356
None! There's none. Ricky.
424
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:07,879
Look, this is a song I wrote.
425
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,359
It's in A, okay?
426
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,144
And it just goes
up to the E,
427
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,450
but it's like country,
country feel.
428
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:14,669
It goes like this.
429
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:17,672
A 1, 2, 3, 4, 1.
430
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,764
No, on the D.
431
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,940
The D there without
the middle finger.
432
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:30,728
Bubs, this sounds
complicated and fucked, okay?
433
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,513
Here's one I wrote,
434
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:33,862
and it starts in whatever
fuckin' letter you want,
435
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,733
it's called
'Looly Looly Chicken'.
436
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,039
Ready?
437
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,824
♪ Looly looly looly chicken! ♪
438
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,524
♪ His little feet
Is made of gold ♪
439
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:44,742
No!
440
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,614
♪ He walks around-- ♪
441
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,268
No! No fuckin' no!
442
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:49,530
Stop playin'!
443
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,358
Ricky, gimme the fuckin' pot.
444
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:52,750
Let go of the pot!
Don't grab my pot!
445
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:53,882
- Ricky!
- Don't grab me in my kitchen!
446
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,666
Put the fuckin' pot down!
447
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,364
Don't fuckin' grab
me and fuck off!
448
00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:58,669
Whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey!
449
00:16:58,843 --> 00:16:59,975
What the fuck's
going on in here?
450
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,195
Ask him!
Jesus Christ. Fuck!
451
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,023
I'm trying to
have my auditions
452
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:05,676
and he's in here
banging a pot
453
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,156
'cause he thinks
he's in the band!
454
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,331
I am in the goddamn
fuckin' band!
455
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:09,811
You're not!
456
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:10,725
Ricky, what the fuck
you talkin' about?
457
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,074
You're not in the band.
458
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:12,901
It's in my trailer,
think about it.
459
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,250
I have to be!
460
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,035
Listen to him!
461
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:19,038
Alright, I'm the manager,
you're fired.
462
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,343
Why?
463
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:21,388
Because I said so,
that's why.
464
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,085
You're fuckin' firing me?
465
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,130
Ricky, you don't have
time for this shit anyway.
466
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:25,174
Come on, let's go!
467
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:26,610
You're a fuckin' asshole,
468
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,047
and you're a bigger
fuckin' asshole.
469
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,396
You know what? I
didn't wanna be in this
470
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:30,614
stupid goddamn
fuckin' band anyway!
471
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:32,225
- Good! Good!
- It's shitty.
472
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:33,791
- Smells like shit in here.
- It's not shitty.
473
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,184
- It sounds good, Bubs.
- Bro smells like shit.
474
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:36,229
- It doesn't.
- All the music's just,
475
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:37,273
it's all covered in shit, Bubs!
476
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,970
Sorry about that, fellas.
477
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,365
This is, let's just do
the country music, please.
478
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,020
None of that funky stuff.
479
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:47,718
1, 2, 3, 4, 1.
480
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,075
Okay, we're gonna
have to work on it.
481
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,772
We're gonna have
to work on it.
482
00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:00,644
So, how did it go?
483
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:03,995
It looks like you made
some tough decisions?
484
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,649
Well, not really.
485
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,738
I mean, most of the people
that showed up today
486
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:10,828
were completely fucked, so these
are the guys I'm left with.
487
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:13,135
I mean not 'left with',
488
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,529
I mean, it's who I
would've picked anyway,
489
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,096
probably, I mean,
490
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:19,315
unless somebody way
better hada showed up.
491
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:20,925
You know?
492
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,971
Not that there is anybody,
you know, better,
493
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,451
but there could be.
494
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,974
There probably is
somewhere in the world.
495
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,019
There's always somebody
better than you, right?
496
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,501
You're not probably the best
interviewer on the planet.
497
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:33,068
I mean, not that you're shit,
498
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,635
you're doing quite well,
499
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,290
but that's what
I'm trying to say.
500
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:40,902
Yes, that's the band,
and I couldn't be happier.
501
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:46,386
And, um, how are you guys
feeling about being Shit...
502
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,433
rockers?
503
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:51,913
- Good.
- Good?
504
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,697
- Yeah, good.
- Good?
505
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:57,179
[reporter] So, what is your
first order of business
506
00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,442
going to be as a band?
507
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:02,358
Well, I mean, now that the
Shitrockers are official,
508
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:05,056
I can probably start
gettin' these babies out!
509
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,928
You know?
510
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,059
I don't know if "Thumbin' And
Drinkin's" gonna be first
511
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,844
or maybe "Fur Biscuits."
512
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,976
Actually, no,
"Kitties Are So Nice"
513
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,936
is on Longhauler so that'll
probably be the first record,
514
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,111
double record.
515
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:17,939
[reporter] Sorry, I'm confused.
516
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:21,508
You already had a band
called The Shitrockers?
517
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,466
I thought this was new?
518
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,165
Oh no, I made these
album covers years ago.
519
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:29,603
Just hoping that, you know,
some day I would have a band
520
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:32,432
where we could make the actual
records that go in there.
521
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,696
You know, all the song
titles are on there too,
522
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,176
look at that.
523
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:40,527
Now, I just have to write them!
[chuckles]
524
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,920
[woman] Hi, can I help you?
525
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,313
Yeah, I'd like to drop this off
526
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:45,706
for the singer
songwriter contest.
527
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,534
Got the winnin'
song right here.
528
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,013
I'm sorry, sir,
529
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,191
but the submission
deadline ended at noon.
530
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:53,670
What?!
531
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:57,761
Oh my fuck!
I didn't see that!
532
00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,415
Oh my God, could you
just take it anyway?
533
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:00,721
I worked so hard on it!
534
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,288
I'm sorry, I don't
make the rules.
535
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:03,680
I could get in trouble.
536
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:06,030
Oh my fuck!
I can't believe this!
537
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,511
How in the fuck is anybody
supposed to read that?!
538
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:09,991
It's written like that big!
539
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:11,993
Jennifer, baby,
where's that package at?!
540
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,691
What's going on?
Can I help you, sir?
541
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:17,259
- Oh my God, you're-
- Richie fuckin' Spinz!
542
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,174
Yes! How you doin', man?
543
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:20,871
Is everything okay?
544
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:23,439
Well, I, uh, I, I was just...
545
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,833
[Jennifer] He came to drop off
a song for the contest,
546
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,314
but I told him he
missed the deadline.
547
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:29,619
Yeah, I just...
548
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,099
I didn't read the fine print.
549
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,622
No fuckin' shit, Sherlock.
550
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:34,494
Is everything
okay down there?
551
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:37,671
Yeah, I just, you know, if I...
when I meet a huge celebrity
552
00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:40,021
sometimes I, I gotta use it.
553
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,370
Well, that I am.
554
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,155
Understandable.
555
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,115
Is this the song?
556
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:48,856
Yes, that's it right there.
557
00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:51,554
Recorded, mixed, and mastered
by me at my own studio.
558
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:54,557
[Richie] " Kitties Are So Nice! "
Yes!
559
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,342
And on cassette!
560
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:59,475
I haven't seen one of
these bad boys in a long time.
561
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,043
I tell you what,
562
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:04,045
you drove all the
way down here,
563
00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:06,743
Richie Spinz is gonna
make an exception
564
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,223
at reception!
565
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:09,572
[Bubbles] Really?!
566
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:11,574
Oh my God,
that would be amazing!
567
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,794
I'm telling you right now,
that's a hit song!
568
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:15,230
You just give it a listen.
569
00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:17,014
Namaste, motherfucker!
570
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:18,625
Listen, Jennifer,
571
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:21,018
no fuckin' foolin',
Daddy needs his meds!
572
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:22,890
Richie Spinz!
573
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:24,152
Oh my God!
Where's your bathroom?
574
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,501
I gotta use it.
575
00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:26,546
Oh, it's just
around the corner.
576
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,461
Richie Spinz hugged me!
577
00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:31,028
Oh my God!
578
00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:32,029
That was unbelievable!
579
00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:33,727
Did you guys see that?
580
00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:35,946
Richie Spinz my
new best friend!
581
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:38,427
That was unbelievable!
582
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:39,820
I mean, I did
miss the deadline.
583
00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:41,474
I missed it fair and square.
584
00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:43,824
I didn't see it written
in the small print.
585
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:47,610
But to have Richie Spinz
himself bend the fuckin' rules
586
00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:49,046
to get me in the comp--
587
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,048
I can't believe
that just happened!
588
00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:53,442
Richie Spinz, I'm
gonna piss my pants.
589
00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:55,183
103.5, Richie Spinz
with the Afternoon Goons,
590
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,184
we're back!
591
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:57,925
Okay, hotshots!
592
00:21:58,099 --> 00:21:59,100
You're not gonna believe
what just happened
593
00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:00,493
to Señor Spinz in the lobby.
594
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,364
I'm coming through there
595
00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,627
and there's this guy wearing
the thickest glasses
596
00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:06,237
you've ever seen
in your whole life.
597
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,152
A total Poindexter, man.
598
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,459
Loserville, population,
this guy!
599
00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:14,202
I mean, you could count rocks
on the moon with these bad boys!
600
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,683
He had an underbite
you can open a Corona on.
601
00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:18,467
This guy's so nervous
602
00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:19,903
he's pulling on his
pants like a 3-year-old,
603
00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:21,514
and I'm coming
through the lobby,
604
00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:23,733
he's having a complete
meltdown with Jennifer
605
00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:25,344
at the desk.
606
00:22:25,518 --> 00:22:26,475
All because he's
late bringing a song in
607
00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:28,216
for the song contest.
608
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,131
A song on cassette.
609
00:22:30,305 --> 00:22:31,175
Cassette?
610
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,263
Okay, get it on.
611
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:33,264
I need to hear this.
612
00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:34,527
Here we go with,
613
00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:37,573
"Kitties Are So Nice" by...
614
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:38,748
Bubbles.
615
00:22:41,272 --> 00:22:42,883
You like it, Richie?
616
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:45,494
Oh, what did the sheep
say about Bubbles' song?
617
00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:48,279
It's baaaad.
618
00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:49,672
Boom goes the dynamite!
619
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:50,760
You're a mean fellow, Richie.
620
00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:53,023
Fuck you, Richie Spinz!
621
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:54,851
Cocksucker!
622
00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:58,377
Arsehole!
623
00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:00,553
Fuck Richie Spinz!
624
00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,165
That coked up fuck
actually said that?
625
00:23:04,339 --> 00:23:05,122
Live on air?
626
00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:06,472
Yes, he did.
627
00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:07,647
Cocksucker!
628
00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:08,561
What else did he say?
629
00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:09,910
I don't know.
630
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:11,085
I don't even wanna
talk about it.
631
00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:12,913
He fuckin' went off, man.
632
00:23:13,087 --> 00:23:15,306
He was talkin' about his jaw
and how fucked he looked,
633
00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:17,221
and that he was twiggling his
nuts the whole fuckin' time,
634
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,919
and he may have ejasculated
in his pants even.
635
00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:20,050
- What?!
- He's fucked!
636
00:23:20,224 --> 00:23:21,748
I didn't even hear that part!
637
00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:23,532
Well, he said it. I was in line
at the liquor store,
638
00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:24,925
the whole fuckin' store was
laughin' their heads off.
639
00:23:25,099 --> 00:23:26,492
Oh my God.
640
00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:29,408
I told you, man, you should've
gave him "Liquor And Whores."
641
00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:30,713
I mean, the kitty
song's all right,
642
00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:32,367
- but it's, it's kind of fucked.
- Ricky.
643
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,325
It's not fucked, Ricky!
644
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:37,416
Richie Spinz can go pound sand
up the eye of his shrivelled up
645
00:23:37,590 --> 00:23:39,766
fuckin' cock is what
Richie Spinz can do!
646
00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:42,986
He wouldn't know a good song if
it crawled up his Hawaiian shirt
647
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,206
and fuckin' shit
in his mouth.
648
00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:48,731
I never liked that weird bitch
even when he was popular.
649
00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:51,734
- Bubs? Bud!
- Bub's you okay?
650
00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:53,388
Did you swallow
some of those pins?
651
00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:55,085
I think I might've!
652
00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:56,696
[Bubbles] Holy fuck!
653
00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:03,006
So what is Shitrocking exactly?
654
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:06,793
What style of music would
you consider it to be?
655
00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:08,664
Well, Shitrocking,
656
00:24:08,838 --> 00:24:11,406
that's a word my dad used a
lot when I was a little guy,
657
00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:13,974
and I wouldn't say it's
like a style of music
658
00:24:14,148 --> 00:24:17,238
as much as like an
attitude, you know?
659
00:24:17,412 --> 00:24:20,023
Like, my dad he'd get
fuckin' right out of her
660
00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:21,677
and he'd go down to
the veterans halls
661
00:24:21,851 --> 00:24:24,985
and it wouldn't matter who
was on stage, you know,
662
00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:26,769
as long as they
were really into it
663
00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:28,945
and just fuckin' givin' her,
he would say,
664
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,557
"All these guys are
shitrockin' tonight!"
665
00:24:31,731 --> 00:24:35,082
Or if he was in the big rig,
you know, drunk or whatever,
666
00:24:35,256 --> 00:24:37,867
he'd always say he could never
fall asleep at the wheel,
667
00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:40,653
as long as there was
good shitrockin' rockin'.
668
00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:45,484
And what is your earliest
memory of him using that term,
669
00:24:45,658 --> 00:24:46,833
Shitrocking?
670
00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:49,400
[Bubbles] Um, probably,
671
00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:51,054
probably referring
to Buddy Hawley.
672
00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:54,101
He loved everything
Buddy Hawley ever did,
673
00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:56,016
you know.
674
00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:58,627
He'd always say "Nobody can
shitrock like Buddy, you know?"
675
00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:00,499
And then when they'd get
on the liquor together,
676
00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:01,978
apparently that was
something--
677
00:25:02,152 --> 00:25:03,676
[reporter] Wait, wait. I
don't want to interrupt,
678
00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:07,723
but your dad
knew Buddy Holly?
679
00:25:07,897 --> 00:25:10,944
Yeah. He, he knew him
quite well apparently.
680
00:25:11,118 --> 00:25:12,554
I mean, I never met him
681
00:25:12,728 --> 00:25:14,687
'cause he was long dead
by the time I was born.
682
00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:17,472
But, yeah, my dad spent
a lot of time with him.
683
00:25:17,646 --> 00:25:19,039
They hung out and,
684
00:25:19,213 --> 00:25:21,084
and they used to
'get up to no good'
685
00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:23,130
as the legend goes,
you know.
686
00:25:23,304 --> 00:25:25,698
My dad gave me one of his
guitars when I was a little guy.
687
00:25:25,872 --> 00:25:27,264
You're kidding me?
688
00:25:27,438 --> 00:25:31,530
You own a guitar that
belonged to Buddy Holly?
689
00:25:31,704 --> 00:25:33,532
That's just incredible.
690
00:25:33,706 --> 00:25:35,664
[Bubbles]
Yeah, I have it
right here.
691
00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:38,319
Look at that.
692
00:25:38,493 --> 00:25:40,887
Uh, I don't remember Buddy
ever playing a guitar like that
693
00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:43,846
in any of the
pictures I've seen.
694
00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:45,500
Oh no, that's Buddy's guitar.
695
00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:47,894
Look, he scratched his
name in it right there.
696
00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:49,765
[reporter] Oh, okay.
697
00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:52,463
I thought you were talking
about Buddy Holly from Texas,
698
00:25:52,638 --> 00:25:55,031
one of the pioneers
of rock and roll?
699
00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:56,729
[Bubbles] Oh, Jesus Murphy!
700
00:25:56,903 --> 00:25:58,687
No, not Buddy Holly!
701
00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:01,908
H-O-L-L-Y.
Oh my fuck. No. No.
702
00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:04,345
If I had one of his
guitars I woulda,
703
00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:06,782
I woulda sold it and
I'd be fuckin' rich!
704
00:26:06,956 --> 00:26:08,915
No, this guy,
Buddy Hawley,
705
00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:10,351
he's an old drunk,
706
00:26:10,525 --> 00:26:12,048
lived down the end
of the park there.
707
00:26:12,222 --> 00:26:14,747
He used to eat raw scallops
out of his shirt pocket
708
00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:17,532
and he had pet rats that
slept in the bed with him.
709
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,666
[reporter] Oh, okay.
710
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:24,321
And what ever became of him?
711
00:26:24,495 --> 00:26:26,106
Oh, he, he died in prison
712
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,935
after he got convicted of
revenge bangin' a priest.
713
00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:30,501
[reporter] Wow.
714
00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:33,243
Yep.
715
00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:34,810
[Ricky] Holy fuck, boys!
716
00:26:34,984 --> 00:26:36,203
It's been a while since
I drove on mushrooms.
717
00:26:36,377 --> 00:26:37,726
I don't know how
safe it is driving-
718
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:38,988
[Bubbles] Look at the size
of her, boys!
719
00:26:39,162 --> 00:26:41,338
This is the big time.
720
00:26:41,512 --> 00:26:42,731
I'm getting so fucked
up tonight, Bubs,
721
00:26:42,905 --> 00:26:44,559
you're driving home, buddy.
722
00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:46,082
Ricky, don't get too fucked up
723
00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:48,128
so that you ruin
the goddamn show.
724
00:26:48,302 --> 00:26:50,652
[Ricky]
This is gonna be a
fuckin' shaker, man!
725
00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:52,175
Holy fuck, Bubs!
726
00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:53,873
There it is,
Bubbles and The Shitrockers!
727
00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:55,788
No, it says Shitrackers.
728
00:26:55,962 --> 00:26:57,659
What the fuck?
729
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,705
They must not have
any O's, Bubs.
730
00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:02,403
Smack my nob, is this real?
731
00:27:03,404 --> 00:27:05,624
Look at it,
I can't believe it!
732
00:27:05,798 --> 00:27:07,321
I can't believe it!
733
00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:11,804
Bubs, no, no, no, no.
Come on.
734
00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:14,110
That's not worth fuckin'
cryin' over, all right?
735
00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:15,546
Yeah man, people still know
736
00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:17,331
that it's supposed
to be Shitrockers.
737
00:27:17,505 --> 00:27:18,462
There's no such thing as a
shitracker anyway, is there?
738
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,377
What the fuck would that be?
739
00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:22,031
Someone goes around collecting
shit and puts it on a, a rack?
740
00:27:22,205 --> 00:27:23,816
That's not what I'm
crying about, boys.
741
00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:25,513
I don't care
about the letters.
742
00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:27,950
Always dreamed of
havin' my name in lights
743
00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:30,083
and headlining this place.
744
00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:32,172
And now it's happenin'!
745
00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:33,564
I'm sorry, buddy.
746
00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:35,001
It's pretty fuckin'
awesome, man.
747
00:27:36,002 --> 00:27:38,395
The least they coulda done is
hose the shit off the sign tho.
748
00:27:38,569 --> 00:27:40,136
What the fuck?
749
00:27:40,310 --> 00:27:41,964
I don't think it's shit, Ricky.
It's probably just mud.
750
00:27:42,138 --> 00:27:43,357
Looks like shit.
751
00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:46,273
Oh yeah, that's shit.
That's human shit.
752
00:27:46,447 --> 00:27:47,753
Ricky, why would you do that?
753
00:27:47,927 --> 00:27:49,450
I didn't shit on it!
754
00:27:49,624 --> 00:27:50,799
No, but why would you
put your hand in it, man?
755
00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:51,931
Good luck tonight, Bubs.
756
00:27:52,105 --> 00:27:53,497
You're gonna be fuckin' great.
757
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,934
Ricky, that's his stage
fucking clothes, man.
758
00:27:55,108 --> 00:27:56,500
- Come on!
- I'm just wishin' him luck!
759
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,285
- You wiped it on me!
- I don't think I did.
760
00:27:58,459 --> 00:28:00,069
Right before the gig!
761
00:28:00,243 --> 00:28:01,331
It's okay. You can't smell it.
It's fine. It's dusty.
762
00:28:01,505 --> 00:28:03,072
Well, it looks
like a cloth to me.
763
00:28:04,073 --> 00:28:05,771
- It wasn't wet, Bubs.
- Oh, you can smell it.
764
00:28:07,816 --> 00:28:12,038
♪ We were out walkin',
Just takin' in the day ♪
765
00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:16,695
♪ When I got gawkin'
At a lady's boob bouquet ♪
766
00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:19,436
♪ And my gal got twisted,
I said, "Baby think it through" ♪
767
00:28:19,610 --> 00:28:21,569
Go dance.
768
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:24,964
♪ "I'm just focusing and
I only got eyes for you" ♪
769
00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:26,269
Yeah!
770
00:28:26,443 --> 00:28:27,531
Woo-hoo!
771
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,055
Lookin' good, Bubs!
772
00:28:30,883 --> 00:28:32,101
Oh yeah!
773
00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:38,325
Frig off!
774
00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:41,763
Ricky, fuckin' sit down!
775
00:28:41,937 --> 00:28:43,112
Want a drink, buddy?
776
00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:44,505
No, I'm okay.
777
00:28:44,679 --> 00:28:45,854
Woo!
778
00:28:46,028 --> 00:28:47,638
♪ Only got eyes for you ♪
779
00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,858
♪ Baby, you know it's true ♪
780
00:28:50,032 --> 00:28:54,645
♪ My irises desireses
You in my field of view ♪
781
00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:57,387
Oh fuck!
782
00:28:57,561 --> 00:28:59,694
♪ I know it makes you blue ♪
783
00:28:59,868 --> 00:29:02,088
♪ But don't you fret 'cause
I only got eyes for you ♪
784
00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:02,915
Yeah!
785
00:29:03,089 --> 00:29:05,004
Woo!
786
00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:08,007
♪ But don't you fret 'cause
I only got eyes for you ♪
787
00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:09,182
Sorry, ladies!
788
00:29:09,356 --> 00:29:11,097
[women] We're good!
789
00:29:11,271 --> 00:29:13,708
♪ Don't you fret 'cause
I only got eyes for you ♪
790
00:29:17,407 --> 00:29:19,279
Yeah! Alright.
791
00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:20,323
Let's get high!
792
00:29:20,497 --> 00:29:22,238
Okay. Let's go get high.
793
00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:25,111
Only Got Eyes For You.
794
00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:27,722
[man] How ya doing, buddy?
795
00:29:27,896 --> 00:29:30,203
How did you feel
it went tonight?
796
00:29:30,377 --> 00:29:32,379
Well, I think it
went pretty good.
797
00:29:32,553 --> 00:29:33,772
You know, I mean,
798
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:36,383
it wasn't packed
as you know but...
799
00:29:36,557 --> 00:29:39,647
Hey, way to go out
there tonight fellas,
800
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:41,736
you really knocked them dead!
801
00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:44,304
Yeah, I thought we did, right?
802
00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:46,001
I would say so!
803
00:29:46,175 --> 00:29:48,395
Fourteen people,
not a single fight.
804
00:29:48,569 --> 00:29:50,571
You can't get much
better than that!
805
00:29:50,745 --> 00:29:52,834
Yeah, I mean, I never really
thought of it like that.
806
00:29:53,008 --> 00:29:53,922
No fights!
807
00:29:54,096 --> 00:29:56,490
So the big question is,
808
00:29:56,664 --> 00:30:00,363
would you boys be interested
in playing some of the other
809
00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:02,713
veteran halls, uh,
in the province?
810
00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:04,803
Same deal?
811
00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:07,109
Yeah, we sure would.
Wouldn't we, fellas?
812
00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:08,458
Yeah!
813
00:30:08,632 --> 00:30:10,069
Are you talking like...
814
00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:12,071
The circuit? Yes I am.
815
00:30:12,723 --> 00:30:14,769
Well, you got yourself
a deal, Big Hawk.
816
00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:16,423
Ah, yes sir!
817
00:30:16,597 --> 00:30:17,990
Woohoohoo!
818
00:30:18,164 --> 00:30:20,079
- Yes sir.
- All right!
819
00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:22,124
The circuit!
Holy fuck, boys!
820
00:30:22,298 --> 00:30:23,734
Can you believe
that just happened?
821
00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:25,388
What just happened?
822
00:30:25,562 --> 00:30:27,956
The Shitrockers are
going on tour, baby!
823
00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:30,480
- Woohoo!
- Yeah!
824
00:30:30,654 --> 00:30:32,265
Woo.
825
00:30:32,439 --> 00:30:35,398
[Bubbles] Okay boys, let's get
this baby loaded up.
826
00:30:35,572 --> 00:30:38,140
I got 'er all gridded out
in my head like Tetris.
827
00:30:38,314 --> 00:30:41,230
This guitar right here is
going up on top of the top rack
828
00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:42,797
with the hamburger buns.
829
00:30:43,493 --> 00:30:46,366
Okay, that's going up there.
Gimme the bass drum.
830
00:30:46,540 --> 00:30:47,933
Go right under
the grease trap.
831
00:30:48,107 --> 00:30:50,587
Alright, gimme that baby.
832
00:30:50,761 --> 00:30:52,111
Hey guys, how's it goin'?
833
00:30:52,285 --> 00:30:54,504
Hey, Randy, just gettin'
the old girl loaded up.
834
00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:55,984
It's very exciting.
835
00:30:56,158 --> 00:30:57,594
You know what time
we're hittin' the road?
836
00:30:57,768 --> 00:30:59,553
What? What do you mean?
837
00:30:59,727 --> 00:31:01,033
Well, I'm just wondering if you
know what time we're leaving,
838
00:31:01,207 --> 00:31:02,904
I need to plan my
bowel movements.
839
00:31:03,078 --> 00:31:05,951
Randy, when I asked you to
borrow it for a tour bus, I...
840
00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:08,083
I didn't mean you were comin'
with the fuckin' thing.
841
00:31:08,257 --> 00:31:09,215
I'm borrowin' it.
842
00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:10,738
Well, it's my business.
843
00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:12,218
I can't just shut it
down for two weeks,
844
00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:13,872
I need to make money too.
845
00:31:14,263 --> 00:31:16,526
Oh my God.
Well this is a big fuckup!
846
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:18,137
Well, what's the big deal?
847
00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:19,921
You can still use
it as a tour bus.
848
00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:22,315
It's just, I need to sell
burgers in the parking lot
849
00:31:22,489 --> 00:31:23,403
at every show.
850
00:31:23,577 --> 00:31:24,708
If I can't do that, I'm out.
851
00:31:25,318 --> 00:31:26,841
Alright, here's the new deal.
852
00:31:27,015 --> 00:31:28,799
If you're coming with us,
you can sell burgers,
853
00:31:28,974 --> 00:31:31,367
but only before and after
the shows, not durin',
854
00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:32,760
and you gotta sell the
merch outta there,
855
00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:35,154
and you gotta be a lugger.
856
00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:36,851
What's a lugger?
857
00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:38,897
You gotta lug the
gear into the shows.
858
00:31:39,071 --> 00:31:40,507
Help set it up.
859
00:31:40,681 --> 00:31:42,596
And actually, you can
do all the stage stuff
860
00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:44,554
and tune the guitars.
I'll show you how.
861
00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:46,687
Like a roadie?
862
00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:48,776
Well no, roadies actually know
what the fuck they're doin',
863
00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:51,300
but, okay, if you
wanna be a roadie,
864
00:31:51,474 --> 00:31:52,693
we'll call you Randy Roadie.
865
00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:55,000
Alright, deal, Bubs!
866
00:31:55,174 --> 00:31:57,611
Alright, well, start grabbin'
fuckin' gear and loadin' it.
867
00:31:57,785 --> 00:31:59,395
Hey, man.
868
00:31:59,569 --> 00:32:01,920
Okay, boys, you guys,
I gotta get the cat tree on
869
00:32:02,094 --> 00:32:03,704
and all the litter boxes.
870
00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:05,532
Litter boxes?
871
00:32:06,707 --> 00:32:08,230
Yeah.
872
00:32:08,404 --> 00:32:11,233
[Randy] Woo! This is friggen
awesome, Bubbles!
873
00:32:11,407 --> 00:32:12,800
Two weeks on tour!
874
00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:13,888
Yes, sir.
875
00:32:14,062 --> 00:32:15,759
Bubbles And The Shitrockers!
876
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,979
- Yes.
- Woo!
877
00:32:18,153 --> 00:32:19,502
Shouldn't we be
having some drinks
878
00:32:19,676 --> 00:32:22,505
or talkin' about, you know,
879
00:32:23,289 --> 00:32:25,291
drugs or somethin'?
880
00:32:25,465 --> 00:32:28,294
♪ I had some toast and
Some eggs to get me in ♪
881
00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:30,339
Bing Clawsby's on the
dash and I'm driving.
882
00:32:30,513 --> 00:32:32,646
[Bubbles] Well that's, that's
where he goes, Randy.
883
00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,604
They're free range
kitties, Randy.
884
00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:36,476
They'll go where
they're goin'.
885
00:32:36,650 --> 00:32:39,087
Some of my kitties are
special needs kitties,
886
00:32:39,261 --> 00:32:42,047
so I couldn't really leave them
back at the park on their own,
887
00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:43,526
you know?
888
00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:46,138
Bing Clawsby here,
he's got mental problems
889
00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:49,532
so, you know, he needs belly
work every couple hours
890
00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:51,534
or he gets really,
really nutty.
891
00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:53,623
And Furton Cummings
he gets the shits
892
00:32:53,797 --> 00:32:56,539
if he eats anything
after four, you know.
893
00:32:56,713 --> 00:32:58,367
And then Cat Benatar,
894
00:32:58,541 --> 00:33:01,980
she's a biter if you leave
her alone so, you know.
895
00:33:02,154 --> 00:33:03,764
He's an arm dangler,
which is a,
896
00:33:03,938 --> 00:33:05,331
this is a rare kitty.
897
00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:07,855
You know, most kitties
won't dangle on your arm
898
00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:09,552
and look out the windshield.
899
00:33:09,726 --> 00:33:11,163
But he just likes to do that,
900
00:33:11,337 --> 00:33:13,295
I think 'cause
he's not all there.
901
00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:15,645
♪ Soon may the kitty-man come ♪
902
00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:17,821
♪ With birds and mice
And some tasty nums ♪
903
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,128
♪ One day when
The critters come ♪
904
00:33:20,302 --> 00:33:22,391
♪ We'll eat 'til our
Bellies are full ♪
905
00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:25,351
This is gonna be the best
two weeks of our lives, boys!
906
00:33:28,745 --> 00:33:30,573
Jesus Murphy!
Is he gonna be okay?!
907
00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:32,967
It looks like some kind of
severe allergic reaction.
908
00:33:33,141 --> 00:33:35,404
Um, do you know if he was
exposed to any kind of nuts?
909
00:33:35,578 --> 00:33:37,493
Or, or cats maybe?
910
00:33:37,667 --> 00:33:39,365
No, I have no idea.
911
00:33:39,539 --> 00:33:41,062
- Oh!
- Oh shit!
912
00:33:41,236 --> 00:33:42,107
He's going in anaphylactic
shock, we gotta move!
913
00:33:42,281 --> 00:33:43,847
What? What the fuck is that?
914
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:45,284
Shock?
915
00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:47,590
Oh my fuck!
916
00:33:47,764 --> 00:33:49,984
He might've had nuts.
I might've been nuts.
917
00:33:50,158 --> 00:33:51,159
No, it was the cats!
918
00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:52,943
Shut the fuck up, Randy.
919
00:33:53,118 --> 00:33:55,729
Jesus! I know it was the cats!
920
00:33:55,903 --> 00:33:57,818
[siren blaring]
921
00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:01,387
Anaphylactic shock?
922
00:34:03,824 --> 00:34:05,217
I feel horrible.
923
00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:07,436
I had no idea Travis was
allergic to kitties.
924
00:34:07,610 --> 00:34:08,785
I wouldn't have
put him in there.
925
00:34:08,959 --> 00:34:11,397
Hey, he had no idea either, huh?
926
00:34:12,963 --> 00:34:17,359
I've... known... Travis.
927
00:34:17,533 --> 00:34:19,622
For a really long time, Slug?
928
00:34:19,796 --> 00:34:21,885
Right. And. I-
929
00:34:24,584 --> 00:34:26,194
You didn't know he
was allergic either?
930
00:34:26,368 --> 00:34:27,195
Right.
931
00:34:27,369 --> 00:34:28,805
This is unbelievable!
932
00:34:28,979 --> 00:34:29,937
Unbelievable.
933
00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:31,460
First show of the tour
934
00:34:31,634 --> 00:34:32,766
and we're probably
gonna have to cancel.
935
00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:34,420
I don't know what
else we can do.
936
00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:36,117
No, no, no. I could
probably handle the drums.
937
00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:38,511
What? And not play the bass?
938
00:34:38,815 --> 00:34:40,295
No, I think I can do both.
939
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,210
Both?
940
00:34:47,868 --> 00:34:49,696
Hmm. Yeah.
941
00:34:51,219 --> 00:34:55,093
♪ My new shed she's
Got indoor plumbing ♪
942
00:34:55,267 --> 00:34:57,921
♪ And hear that sound
That's my heat pump hummin' ♪
943
00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,967
What the frig?
944
00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:03,144
♪ Got ninety six kitties
But we're not slummin' ♪
945
00:35:03,318 --> 00:35:10,543
♪ So listen up, buddy
Imma tell you something ♪
946
00:35:10,717 --> 00:35:14,373
♪ Livin' in my shed
Is my wish ♪
947
00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:17,289
Hey boys, brand new day!
948
00:35:17,463 --> 00:35:18,594
Randy, here,
take that fella.
949
00:35:18,768 --> 00:35:21,031
Keep all the drum
stuff together.
950
00:35:21,249 --> 00:35:23,208
Cymbally goes with the stand.
951
00:35:23,382 --> 00:35:25,427
That's-that's enough, isn't it?
952
00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:28,735
Not carryin' that
fuckin' thing all over.
953
00:35:28,909 --> 00:35:30,606
Band leader.
954
00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:33,740
♪ ...where my double
Decker bunk beds live ♪
955
00:35:34,393 --> 00:35:37,265
♪ Kitties, liquor, and dope ♪
956
00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:39,267
[Bubbles]
Where am I gonna
put the shirts though?
957
00:35:39,441 --> 00:35:41,356
That's where we
gotta figure out.
958
00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:43,097
Maybe here and here?
959
00:35:43,793 --> 00:35:45,926
I was gonna sell some of those
960
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:47,406
after I sell all the burgers, right?
961
00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:49,538
We can do a combo,
but I get the money
962
00:35:49,712 --> 00:35:51,627
and you give away
the burgers maybe.
963
00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:54,587
♪ Well, some people live
In big fancy houses ♪
964
00:35:54,761 --> 00:35:56,197
How's everybody doin'?
965
00:35:56,371 --> 00:35:57,546
We're Bubbles And
The Shitrockers.
966
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,679
We're gonna get
right into it here.
967
00:36:00,027 --> 00:36:00,941
We're gonna rock
it up tonight.
968
00:36:01,115 --> 00:36:02,290
This is a song called,
969
00:36:02,464 --> 00:36:04,466
"Home Is Where Your Shed Is."
970
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,076
Here we go, boys!
971
00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:10,690
♪ Fucking pounded ♪
972
00:36:10,864 --> 00:36:14,520
♪ Livin' in my shed
Is my wish ♪
973
00:36:14,694 --> 00:36:18,959
♪ Two hundred forty six
Channel satellite dish ♪
974
00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:21,222
Let's do a cheer for Travis
welcoming him back.
975
00:36:21,396 --> 00:36:22,963
Travis!
976
00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:24,660
- Welcome back, Travis.
- Welcome back, Travis.
977
00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:26,009
Ah!
978
00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:30,623
Hit it right there, Travis.
979
00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:33,843
Woo!
980
00:36:34,017 --> 00:36:35,236
Nice shot.
981
00:36:35,410 --> 00:36:37,847
♪ Kitties, liquor, and dope ♪
982
00:36:38,021 --> 00:36:42,504
♪ Home is where
Your shed is ♪
983
00:36:42,678 --> 00:36:45,333
Chug, chug. chug, chug!
984
00:36:45,507 --> 00:36:47,683
Fine! Fine! Fuck off!
985
00:36:49,816 --> 00:36:51,121
Wooooo!
986
00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:54,342
Yeah! Woooo God!
987
00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:03,699
♪ Livin' in my shed
Is my wish ♪
988
00:37:03,873 --> 00:37:05,048
You want two burgers?
989
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:05,962
Alright, that's
gonna be ten bucks.
990
00:37:06,136 --> 00:37:07,834
Do you want a T-shirt?
991
00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:08,878
You'd look good in one of
those T-shirts right there.
992
00:37:09,052 --> 00:37:10,010
Bubbles And The Shitrockers.
993
00:37:10,184 --> 00:37:12,099
♪ So do me a favor ♪
994
00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:13,840
Geezus! We've
gotta scoop this.
995
00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:16,669
Like, don't you see
the turds in it?
996
00:37:16,843 --> 00:37:19,411
Hey, should we not be using
that litter box ourselves?
997
00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:21,108
Or is that just for the cats?
998
00:37:21,282 --> 00:37:22,936
You didn't shit in the
litter box did ya, Dwight?
999
00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:25,982
I don't know if I did
or, um, I dreamt it,
1000
00:37:26,156 --> 00:37:27,157
but it's a pretty
clear picture.
1001
00:37:27,332 --> 00:37:28,420
I-I might have.
1002
00:37:28,594 --> 00:37:31,858
♪ Is where your shed is ♪
1003
00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:34,687
♪ Kitties, liquor, and dope ♪
1004
00:37:34,861 --> 00:37:38,081
♪ Home is where
your shed is ♪
1005
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,083
Off you go!
1006
00:37:40,606 --> 00:37:43,261
♪ Kitties, liquor, and dope ♪
1007
00:37:43,435 --> 00:37:50,746
♪ Home is where
Your shed is ♪
1008
00:37:57,318 --> 00:37:59,712
Tour's pretty
incredible really.
1009
00:37:59,886 --> 00:38:03,193
I mean, a lot more gruelling
than I thought it would be,
1010
00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:05,631
you know, twelve fuckin'
gigs in fourteen days.
1011
00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:07,197
That sounds like a dream
1012
00:38:07,372 --> 00:38:09,417
but she's a lot fuckin'
harder than you think
1013
00:38:09,591 --> 00:38:11,419
when you start
factoring, you know,
1014
00:38:11,593 --> 00:38:13,552
just eatin' greasy
cheeseburgers,
1015
00:38:13,726 --> 00:38:14,857
drinkin' your face off,
1016
00:38:15,031 --> 00:38:16,119
after parties,
1017
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,817
sweaty baloney sandwiches,
1018
00:38:17,991 --> 00:38:19,122
not sleepin',
1019
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,472
just gettin'
right out of her.
1020
00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:22,691
I mean, you know, it's,
1021
00:38:22,865 --> 00:38:25,390
it's sad it's
comin' to an end.
1022
00:38:25,564 --> 00:38:27,000
It's-it's been like
a dream come true.
1023
00:38:27,174 --> 00:38:30,046
But that's sort of life
in a band, I guess.
1024
00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:31,613
Oh, hang on, fellas.
1025
00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:32,875
Sorry.
1026
00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:34,834
Sorry about that, I'll turn-
1027
00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:36,792
Oh, this is Julian!
1028
00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:38,577
It's Julian! Hey Julian!
1029
00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:39,882
What's going on?
1030
00:38:40,056 --> 00:38:41,014
Hey Bubs, what are
you doing, man?
1031
00:38:41,188 --> 00:38:42,320
I'm still up drinkin'.
1032
00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:43,799
We've been up all night.
1033
00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:45,323
I'm doing an interview
with the camera fellas.
1034
00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:47,325
Oh yeah, they still
being dicks or what?
1035
00:38:47,499 --> 00:38:49,109
You're on speakerphone,
they can hear ya.
1036
00:38:49,283 --> 00:38:50,763
I don't give a fuck.
1037
00:38:50,937 --> 00:38:52,678
Listen, man, I just
booked you a show
1038
00:38:52,852 --> 00:38:54,375
that I think you're gonna be
pretty fuckin' excited about.
1039
00:38:54,549 --> 00:38:55,855
A show?
1040
00:38:56,029 --> 00:38:57,726
I thought last night
was the last one.
1041
00:38:57,900 --> 00:39:00,816
It is but this is a gig at the
fuckin' penitentiary, man.
1042
00:39:00,990 --> 00:39:02,427
What? The penitentiary?
1043
00:39:02,601 --> 00:39:04,646
Yes, this is big time.
Guaranteed crowd.
1044
00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:06,953
A hundred fuckin'
people, man, at least!
1045
00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:09,216
We can make some serious
fuckin' cash here, man.
1046
00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:12,306
How are we gonna make cash
at a penitentiary show, Julian?
1047
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,352
Don't worry about it.
1048
00:39:14,526 --> 00:39:16,092
I got some kind of a deal going
with the guards, all right.
1049
00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:17,311
I thought you'd be way more
excited about this, man.
1050
00:39:17,485 --> 00:39:18,834
No, I am!
1051
00:39:19,008 --> 00:39:20,619
I'm playing at
the penitentiary!
1052
00:39:20,793 --> 00:39:22,142
Did you hear that?
1053
00:39:23,099 --> 00:39:24,362
Max security.
1054
00:39:24,536 --> 00:39:27,277
♪ Kitties are so nice ♪
1055
00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:31,325
♪ Kitties are so nice ♪
1056
00:39:31,499 --> 00:39:33,109
♪ Get them down ♪
1057
00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:34,981
♪ Spin them round ♪
1058
00:39:35,155 --> 00:39:38,811
♪ Tickle their bellies
Not once but twice! ♪
1059
00:39:38,985 --> 00:39:42,684
♪ Kitties! ♪
1060
00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:46,296
Fuck you!
1061
00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:51,127
♪ Kitties are so nice ♪
1062
00:39:54,870 --> 00:39:56,045
Thank you!
1063
00:39:56,219 --> 00:39:58,221
Play something good,
for fuck sakes!
1064
00:39:58,396 --> 00:39:59,832
That was
"Kitties Are So Nice".
1065
00:40:00,006 --> 00:40:01,268
We're Bubbles And
The Shitrockers
1066
00:40:01,442 --> 00:40:02,748
from the
Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
1067
00:40:02,922 --> 00:40:04,837
We're gonna do
another song here.
1068
00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:06,491
This song's also about cats.
1069
00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:07,709
Fuck cats!
1070
00:40:07,883 --> 00:40:09,189
Cats can suck my
fucking dick!
1071
00:40:09,363 --> 00:40:10,843
Play some fucking
metal or something!
1072
00:40:11,017 --> 00:40:14,020
I don't think there's
enough songs about cats.
1073
00:40:14,194 --> 00:40:15,804
You better play something
these guys gonna like
1074
00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:16,936
and you better make it fast!
1075
00:40:17,110 --> 00:40:17,980
It's gonna get
ugly back here!
1076
00:40:18,154 --> 00:40:19,678
Get him off of there!
1077
00:40:19,852 --> 00:40:22,028
I was just jokin' about
the whole cat thing, fellas.
1078
00:40:22,202 --> 00:40:24,944
Is there anybody in here
tonight that likes liquor?
1079
00:40:25,945 --> 00:40:29,252
I said, is there anybody in
here tonight that likes liquor?
1080
00:40:31,864 --> 00:40:33,779
Yeah. Okay. And how 'bout,
1081
00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:35,955
how about ladies
of the evening?!
1082
00:40:37,826 --> 00:40:40,002
This is a song
right here called,
1083
00:40:40,176 --> 00:40:43,832
♪ Liquor and whores ♪
1084
00:40:44,006 --> 00:40:47,140
♪ Liquor and whores ♪
1085
00:40:47,314 --> 00:40:51,840
♪ Cigrits and dope and
Mustard and bologna ♪
1086
00:40:52,014 --> 00:40:55,017
♪ Liquor and whores ♪
1087
00:40:57,411 --> 00:40:58,978
Holy fuck!
1088
00:41:01,937 --> 00:41:03,330
Jesus Murphy!
1089
00:41:09,205 --> 00:41:10,293
Ahhh!
1090
00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:16,038
So, how do you feel the show
went in the penistentiary?
1091
00:41:16,212 --> 00:41:17,866
Well, I think it was awesome.
1092
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,955
I mean, I don't think
it's what we were expectin'.
1093
00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:22,088
You know, normally when
you're going into a show
1094
00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:23,742
you're not thinking,
1095
00:41:23,916 --> 00:41:25,787
"You know, I could very
realistically be murdered
1096
00:41:25,961 --> 00:41:28,311
by the audience tonight if
I don't play what they want."
1097
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,792
That's not a common
concern I don't believe.
1098
00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:32,315
Yeah and under
normal circumstances
1099
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:33,969
you don't have an
audience member yelling,
1100
00:41:34,143 --> 00:41:36,145
"I'm gonna turn your fucking
ass into hamburger!"
1101
00:41:36,319 --> 00:41:38,017
And going like that and shit.
1102
00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:40,846
Apparently, one of the guards
he took like a clip of us
1103
00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:42,325
playin' during the riot
1104
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,589
and he put it up on
the TikTok machine
1105
00:41:44,763 --> 00:41:47,243
and it's got like a million
views or two million views,
1106
00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:49,289
something like that,
which apparently is a lot.
1107
00:41:49,463 --> 00:41:50,725
- Yeah.
- So who knows?
1108
00:41:50,899 --> 00:41:53,119
I mean, that stuff
will just keep...
1109
00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:56,252
Bubbles, what's going on?
1110
00:41:56,775 --> 00:41:58,254
Oh, I was doing
an interview
1111
00:41:58,428 --> 00:41:59,821
with the music
fellas here, Randy,
1112
00:41:59,995 --> 00:42:01,301
but you fucked that up,
I guess.
1113
00:42:01,475 --> 00:42:02,824
Oh, sorry, Bubbles.
1114
00:42:02,998 --> 00:42:04,609
But I got a call on the
supervisor's phone.
1115
00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:06,088
I think you're really
gonna want hear it.
1116
00:42:06,262 --> 00:42:07,873
What?
1117
00:42:08,047 --> 00:42:09,701
Hey mate, not sure if I
have the right number
1118
00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:10,658
but I saw a clip of
Bubbles And The Shitrockers
1119
00:42:10,832 --> 00:42:12,355
playing at a prison
1120
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,401
and he mentioned the
Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
1121
00:42:14,575 --> 00:42:16,272
If I got the right place
and anyone there knows
1122
00:42:16,446 --> 00:42:17,752
how to get a hold
of this Bubbles,
1123
00:42:17,926 --> 00:42:19,580
I'm a promoter in England.
1124
00:42:19,754 --> 00:42:20,842
I'm putting together a
little run through of Europe
1125
00:42:21,016 --> 00:42:22,670
with Billy Bob Thornton's band,
1126
00:42:22,844 --> 00:42:24,193
The Boxmasters,
1127
00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:25,760
and I'm looking
for an opening act.
1128
00:42:25,934 --> 00:42:26,718
He can hit me back
on this number.
1129
00:42:26,892 --> 00:42:27,849
Cheerio!
1130
00:42:28,023 --> 00:42:30,156
Holy fuck, boys!
1131
00:42:30,330 --> 00:42:31,636
We gotta up our game!
1132
00:42:31,810 --> 00:42:33,159
We're going to Europe!
1133
00:42:36,292 --> 00:42:38,077
Billy Bob Thornton!
1134
00:42:38,381 --> 00:42:40,253
- Holy fuck!
- Holy fuck!
1135
00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:41,776
Okay boys,
1136
00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:43,604
here's all the cities
I'm gonna be in.
1137
00:42:43,778 --> 00:42:46,215
I made an extra itinerary
that you guys can keep.
1138
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:47,565
Keep track of me.
1139
00:42:47,739 --> 00:42:49,088
Awesome man,
1140
00:42:49,262 --> 00:42:50,045
just make sure you keep
track of the door seats
1141
00:42:50,219 --> 00:42:52,004
like I showed you, okay?
1142
00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:53,266
Motherfuckers will try to rip
you off over there, all right.
1143
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,181
We'll settle up
when you get back.
1144
00:42:55,355 --> 00:42:57,705
Man, this is a lot of cities.
This is pretty fuckin' cool!
1145
00:42:57,879 --> 00:42:59,315
I know, Ricky!
That's what I'm,
1146
00:42:59,489 --> 00:43:01,013
this is like a
real fucking tour!
1147
00:43:01,187 --> 00:43:02,754
It's like I'm in the
Rolling Stones or something.
1148
00:43:02,928 --> 00:43:04,625
Well not really, people
know who they are, right?
1149
00:43:04,799 --> 00:43:05,931
But I know what you're
saying. Totally.
1150
00:43:06,105 --> 00:43:07,236
Hey gang!
1151
00:43:07,410 --> 00:43:08,847
What time we leaving,
Bubbles?
1152
00:43:09,021 --> 00:43:10,936
We're leaving right now, Randy.
The taxi's here.
1153
00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:12,807
We gotta be at the airport,
thirty minutes,
1154
00:43:12,981 --> 00:43:14,592
Shitrockers meetin' us
there with the gear.
1155
00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:15,680
Let's go.
1156
00:43:15,854 --> 00:43:17,420
This is so friggen awesome!
1157
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,335
Not with you going,
you fuckin' stinky shit eating
1158
00:43:19,509 --> 00:43:20,641
water buffalo.
1159
00:43:20,815 --> 00:43:21,686
I'm actually glad
I'm not goin'.
1160
00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:23,209
Frig off, Ricky.
1161
00:43:23,383 --> 00:43:24,950
Alright buddy, you keep
your head up, all right?
1162
00:43:25,124 --> 00:43:26,516
- All right, Julian.
- Don't talk to strangers,
1163
00:43:26,691 --> 00:43:28,040
look both ways before
you cross the street.
1164
00:43:28,214 --> 00:43:29,911
Shit's opposite over
there, remember?
1165
00:43:30,085 --> 00:43:31,783
- Right.
- Oh, here.
1166
00:43:31,957 --> 00:43:33,132
And watch out for the fuckin'
bikes, man, in Amsterdam.
1167
00:43:33,306 --> 00:43:34,612
- They're fucked!
- Got this for ya.
1168
00:43:34,786 --> 00:43:37,266
Keep this on ya at all
times just in case and-
1169
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,311
Flashlight? Alright.
1170
00:43:38,485 --> 00:43:39,660
Here, I got you these.
1171
00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,227
Yeah!
1172
00:43:41,401 --> 00:43:42,576
Just in case you get
some shit going, man.
1173
00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:43,621
There you go, rock star.
1174
00:43:43,795 --> 00:43:45,057
Those European strippers,
1175
00:43:45,231 --> 00:43:46,362
they're fucking wild, man.
1176
00:43:46,536 --> 00:43:47,973
You lucky bastard.
1177
00:43:48,147 --> 00:43:49,235
Yeah, okay, I suppose
I should take them.
1178
00:43:49,409 --> 00:43:51,324
I am in a band,
and bands do that.
1179
00:43:52,368 --> 00:43:53,413
Alright.
1180
00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:56,808
Alright, you sure you
wanna do this, man?
1181
00:43:56,982 --> 00:43:58,418
I wanna do it, Julian.
1182
00:43:58,592 --> 00:44:00,376
I mean, I lived
my whole life here
1183
00:44:00,550 --> 00:44:01,508
and when you think about it,
1184
00:44:01,682 --> 00:44:02,770
this isn't that
much different
1185
00:44:02,944 --> 00:44:04,032
than what the old
man used to do.
1186
00:44:04,511 --> 00:44:06,339
Going town to town,
eatin' at truck stops,
1187
00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:08,254
stickin' to a tight schedule.
1188
00:44:08,428 --> 00:44:10,082
I'm kinda doin' what he did.
1189
00:44:10,256 --> 00:44:11,561
Well he'd be proud of ya, man.
1190
00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:13,085
Yeah, man.
1191
00:44:13,259 --> 00:44:14,782
I've been dreamin'
about this day, boys.
1192
00:44:14,956 --> 00:44:17,785
I mean, when you think about
it being in a band it's,
1193
00:44:17,959 --> 00:44:19,744
it's really like
havin' a family.
1194
00:44:20,309 --> 00:44:21,659
Alright man, bring it in.
1195
00:44:21,833 --> 00:44:24,357
We love you,
you big fucker, okay.
1196
00:44:24,531 --> 00:44:25,880
Alright.
1197
00:44:26,054 --> 00:44:26,925
There's nothing to
worry about Julian,
1198
00:44:27,099 --> 00:44:28,753
he's a grown fuckin' man.
1199
00:44:28,927 --> 00:44:30,929
And terrorist attacks are
way down these days anyway.
1200
00:44:31,103 --> 00:44:33,018
Terrorist attacks?!
1201
00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:35,629
Oh my fuck, I never
even thought of that!
1202
00:44:35,803 --> 00:44:37,675
No, that's what I'm saying,
there's nothing to worry about.
1203
00:44:38,501 --> 00:44:40,068
I mean, stab wounds
are apparently
1204
00:44:40,242 --> 00:44:41,504
becoming a lot
more common and
1205
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:42,984
pretty much happen
on a daily basis,
1206
00:44:43,158 --> 00:44:44,290
people gettin' their
heads cut off and stuff.
1207
00:44:44,464 --> 00:44:45,421
- Ricky!
- What?!
1208
00:44:45,595 --> 00:44:47,162
But bombs, all that shit?
1209
00:44:47,336 --> 00:44:49,034
Way, way down according
to the news so that's good.
1210
00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:50,252
Bombings?!
1211
00:44:50,862 --> 00:44:52,037
Oh my fuck!
1212
00:44:52,211 --> 00:44:53,865
IS IS and IRS,
1213
00:44:54,039 --> 00:44:55,475
when was the last time you
heard of them bombing anything?
1214
00:44:55,649 --> 00:44:56,868
- It's been a long fuckin' time!
- Alright, that's-
1215
00:44:57,042 --> 00:44:58,347
That's enough!
Don't listen to him.
1216
00:44:58,521 --> 00:45:00,001
Let's go, Randy,
before I have a fuckin' fit!
1217
00:45:00,175 --> 00:45:01,786
I mean, there is a sniper
on the loose right now,
1218
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,526
but I don't think it's not
gonna be where you're going.
1219
00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:04,702
A sniper?!
1220
00:45:04,876 --> 00:45:06,486
- Ricky!
- You'll be fine!
1221
00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:08,053
What the fuck's
wrong with you?
1222
00:45:08,227 --> 00:45:09,750
I just want him to be
ready for anything.
1223
00:45:09,924 --> 00:45:10,403
What the fuck? You're
scaring the fuck out of him.
1224
00:45:10,577 --> 00:45:11,839
Bye guys!
1225
00:45:12,013 --> 00:45:13,145
You fuckin' look
after him, Randy!
1226
00:45:13,754 --> 00:45:15,800
I'll try not to get my
fuckin' head cut off!
1227
00:45:15,974 --> 00:45:17,584
Or picked off by a sniper!
1228
00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:18,672
You'll be fine, Bubs.
1229
00:45:18,846 --> 00:45:20,108
You should be fine, buddy!
1230
00:45:20,282 --> 00:45:21,631
Just call us when
you get there.
1231
00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:23,198
I'll cross my fingers for ya.
1232
00:45:23,372 --> 00:45:25,157
Love you!
1233
00:45:25,548 --> 00:45:26,941
I worry about Bubbles a lot.
1234
00:45:27,115 --> 00:45:28,813
I-I know he's a,
a grown adult
1235
00:45:28,987 --> 00:45:30,858
and he can take care of
himself and everything,
1236
00:45:31,032 --> 00:45:34,949
but he's, you know,
he's naive sometimes.
1237
00:45:35,123 --> 00:45:36,995
You know, he's-he's
got such a-a big heart.
1238
00:45:37,169 --> 00:45:39,127
He's such a genuine
dude that, you know,
1239
00:45:39,301 --> 00:45:40,912
people can take
advantage of him
1240
00:45:41,086 --> 00:45:43,523
and he doesn't even realize
they're doing it to him.
1241
00:45:43,697 --> 00:45:45,438
You know, there's a lot
of fuckin' assholes
1242
00:45:45,612 --> 00:45:46,918
in the world out there.
1243
00:45:47,092 --> 00:45:49,355
But he's gonna do
what he's gonna do,
1244
00:45:50,051 --> 00:45:51,792
so what can you do?
1245
00:46:02,150 --> 00:46:03,935
Here she is, boys.
1246
00:46:05,501 --> 00:46:06,546
Holy fuck!
1247
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,069
Holy fuck.
1248
00:46:08,243 --> 00:46:09,418
This is amazing, fellas.
1249
00:46:09,592 --> 00:46:10,898
I can't believe
we're actually here.
1250
00:46:11,072 --> 00:46:12,378
You can't, dude,
you've been to Maine,
1251
00:46:12,552 --> 00:46:13,771
I haven't even
left Nova Scotia!
1252
00:46:13,945 --> 00:46:15,250
Boys, I've travelled everywhere.
1253
00:46:15,424 --> 00:46:17,339
Stick with me and I'll
show you how it's done.
1254
00:46:19,385 --> 00:46:21,082
Look it now, oh my fuck!
1255
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:22,867
- What?
- Oh my God!
1256
00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:26,174
I think I left the itinerary
thing on the airplane!
1257
00:46:26,348 --> 00:46:27,610
- Frig sakes.
- Oh my God!
1258
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,090
Are you kidding me?
1259
00:46:29,264 --> 00:46:30,831
Cock sucker!
1260
00:46:31,527 --> 00:46:32,964
Oh my God! Okay.
1261
00:46:33,138 --> 00:46:36,097
Nobody panic!
Nobody panic!
1262
00:46:36,402 --> 00:46:37,925
We can deal with this.
1263
00:46:38,099 --> 00:46:39,884
Hi there, sir,
could you help me?
1264
00:46:40,058 --> 00:46:42,712
I think I left all of our
information on the airplane.
1265
00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:43,801
We're from Canada.
1266
00:46:43,975 --> 00:46:45,541
We're trying to get to, uh,
1267
00:46:45,715 --> 00:46:47,674
I think it was called Loo Va
or somethin' or other.
1268
00:46:47,848 --> 00:46:48,849
Maybe Lee Va.
1269
00:46:49,023 --> 00:46:50,068
Va terminale?
1270
00:46:50,242 --> 00:46:52,505
Va? Like downtown Prague.
1271
00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:53,723
Ano, ano.
1272
00:46:53,898 --> 00:46:55,900
He knows, boys!
He knows!
1273
00:46:56,074 --> 00:46:57,292
Terminale Autobus.
1274
00:46:57,466 --> 00:46:58,641
- That bus right there?
- Yeah, yeah.
1275
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,556
Boys, we're gettin'
on the autobus.
1276
00:47:01,122 --> 00:47:02,210
Let's go.
1277
00:47:02,907 --> 00:47:05,257
This is it, the first
gig of the tour.
1278
00:47:05,431 --> 00:47:07,520
This is exciting.
Are you excited, Randy?
1279
00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:10,479
Yeah! Woo! Pra-gue! Wahoo!
1280
00:47:11,132 --> 00:47:13,831
Boys, I swear to fuck
we've been by here already.
1281
00:47:14,005 --> 00:47:15,310
Have we not seen
that building?
1282
00:47:16,137 --> 00:47:18,313
I think we've only
made like four lefts.
1283
00:47:18,487 --> 00:47:21,099
Okay, we're on a
loop-de-loop going left.
1284
00:47:21,273 --> 00:47:22,796
That's the airport!
1285
00:47:22,970 --> 00:47:24,624
And now we're
takin' a fuckin' left.
1286
00:47:24,798 --> 00:47:26,495
This guy's fucked.
1287
00:47:26,669 --> 00:47:28,671
First show on the goddamn
tour, and we're late as fuck!
1288
00:47:34,329 --> 00:47:36,462
Jesus Christ, don't let
it get away on ya, Randy!
1289
00:47:36,636 --> 00:47:38,116
What the fuck, boys,
1290
00:47:38,290 --> 00:47:40,466
cuttin' it a little
fuckin' close, aren't ya?
1291
00:47:41,032 --> 00:47:43,251
Hey, Bubbles, remember me?
1292
00:47:43,425 --> 00:47:45,166
Tom Mayhue.
1293
00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:47,038
I'm running Billy Bob's shit
for the next couple of weeks.
1294
00:47:47,212 --> 00:47:49,910
- Yeah you're--
- Hey, you fucked up!
1295
00:47:50,084 --> 00:47:51,738
Don't make a habit of it!
1296
00:47:51,912 --> 00:47:53,435
You guys are on!
1297
00:47:54,132 --> 00:47:55,524
- Okay, I'm--
- Step it up!
1298
00:47:55,698 --> 00:47:57,352
Yeah, I'm sorry.
It wasn't our fault.
1299
00:47:57,526 --> 00:47:58,701
Just so you know.
1300
00:48:08,755 --> 00:48:10,409
Come on, Bubbles.
You can do this.
1301
00:48:12,411 --> 00:48:15,414
Okay boys, this is a
big fuckin' night now.
1302
00:48:15,588 --> 00:48:16,981
Big night.
We're in Europe.
1303
00:48:17,155 --> 00:48:20,898
Bring it in here.
Bring it in. Okay.
1304
00:48:21,072 --> 00:48:24,118
This is, I mean, we started
in Sunnyvale Trailer Park
1305
00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:25,728
and look where we are.
1306
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:27,992
Boys, we're makin' it.
We're makin' it here.
1307
00:48:28,166 --> 00:48:31,038
This means a lot to me
and a lot to my dad.
1308
00:48:31,212 --> 00:48:33,171
Okay, so let's do this.
1309
00:48:33,345 --> 00:48:34,607
What are we
gonna do tonight?
1310
00:48:34,781 --> 00:48:36,174
Shitrock!
1311
00:48:37,784 --> 00:48:39,003
Let's do it!
1312
00:48:39,177 --> 00:48:41,744
♪ And his last name is Beam! ♪
1313
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:44,269
♪ And I ain't into
Getting jacked, unless ♪
1314
00:48:44,443 --> 00:48:46,880
♪ Daniels is what you mean! ♪
1315
00:48:47,054 --> 00:48:49,665
♪ Boom! And this here treadmill
Felt like it would kill me ♪
1316
00:48:49,839 --> 00:48:52,407
♪ Lord, it just ain't my scene ♪
1317
00:48:52,581 --> 00:48:55,236
♪ Yeah, there's only one
Gym that I like to hit ♪
1318
00:48:55,410 --> 00:48:57,717
♪ And his last name is Beam ♪
1319
00:48:57,891 --> 00:49:00,459
♪ Yeah, there's only one
Gym that I like to hit ♪
1320
00:49:00,633 --> 00:49:03,418
♪ And his last name is Beam ♪
1321
00:49:03,592 --> 00:49:06,856
♪ Yeah, there's only one
Gym that I like to hit ♪
1322
00:49:07,031 --> 00:49:12,340
♪ And his last name is Beam ♪
1323
00:49:20,870 --> 00:49:22,481
Randy, when you
change guitar strings
1324
00:49:22,655 --> 00:49:23,743
you can't just put
any string on any-
1325
00:49:23,917 --> 00:49:24,874
Hey guys!
1326
00:49:25,049 --> 00:49:26,267
I'm Danny with
the Boxmasters.
1327
00:49:26,441 --> 00:49:27,790
Hey!
1328
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:29,009
- What a fucking great show!
- Oh, thank you.
1329
00:49:29,183 --> 00:49:29,923
Wanna come up
and see Billy?
1330
00:49:30,097 --> 00:49:31,794
Yeah, I'd love to.
1331
00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:33,492
You've met, have you
met Billy before?
1332
00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:35,668
Yeah, me and Ricky and
Julian shot a thing with him
1333
00:49:35,842 --> 00:49:37,452
years ago called
Micro Ninjas. Yeah.
1334
00:49:37,626 --> 00:49:38,497
Come on.
1335
00:49:38,671 --> 00:49:40,064
Randy, come on up.
1336
00:49:40,238 --> 00:49:42,109
I'm not sure if he'll
remember me or not.
1337
00:49:42,283 --> 00:49:43,241
I hope so.
1338
00:49:43,415 --> 00:49:44,546
Yeah, these guys are with me.
1339
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:47,201
Hey, I like your beard.
1340
00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:49,290
[Billy Bob] If you don't let
go of that cobra,
1341
00:49:49,464 --> 00:49:53,425
I swear on Christ Almighty's
fuckin' nutsack,
1342
00:49:53,599 --> 00:49:56,558
that that bag of magic apples
is going in the mulcher.
1343
00:49:56,732 --> 00:49:58,125
Right? And I said,
do you understand me?
1344
00:49:58,299 --> 00:49:59,083
- Hey, Billy.
- What?
1345
00:49:59,257 --> 00:50:00,649
I got Bubbles here.
1346
00:50:00,823 --> 00:50:01,563
I'm in the middle of a
fuckin' story, dude.
1347
00:50:01,737 --> 00:50:02,782
Alright. Sorry, man.
1348
00:50:02,956 --> 00:50:04,262
And I says to him,
1349
00:50:04,436 --> 00:50:06,438
do ya understand me?
1350
00:50:06,612 --> 00:50:08,918
Well the cat
freezes for a second
1351
00:50:09,876 --> 00:50:12,183
and I hit 'em right
in the fuckin' face.
1352
00:50:12,705 --> 00:50:15,708
I can tell when somebody gets
shit and when they don't.
1353
00:50:15,882 --> 00:50:18,232
Speakin' of people
who don't get shit.
1354
00:50:18,406 --> 00:50:20,147
Anyway, sorry, Bubbles.
1355
00:50:20,321 --> 00:50:22,497
Hey, how you doin'?
1356
00:50:22,671 --> 00:50:23,803
Hey, nice job, man.
1357
00:50:23,977 --> 00:50:25,152
You guys were
awesome tonight.
1358
00:50:25,326 --> 00:50:26,980
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah. Yeah.
1359
00:50:27,154 --> 00:50:28,634
Thank you. I mean, thanks
for bringin' us out on tour.
1360
00:50:28,808 --> 00:50:30,114
This is unbelievable.
1361
00:50:30,288 --> 00:50:31,419
We're very fuckin'
excited to be here.
1362
00:50:31,593 --> 00:50:32,942
Are you kiddin' me?
1363
00:50:33,117 --> 00:50:34,901
I mean, anybody that
causes a prison riot
1364
00:50:35,075 --> 00:50:36,337
singing about
whores and cats,
1365
00:50:36,511 --> 00:50:37,599
that's my fuckin' guy.
1366
00:50:37,773 --> 00:50:39,123
We did it.
1367
00:50:39,297 --> 00:50:40,689
We did that.
1368
00:50:40,863 --> 00:50:42,822
Mr. Thornton, it's a
pleasure to meet you!
1369
00:50:42,996 --> 00:50:44,432
You know this guy?
1370
00:50:44,606 --> 00:50:46,434
Oh yeah, he's with me.
That's, that's my roadie.
1371
00:50:46,608 --> 00:50:48,958
Randy.
Randy Roadie.
1372
00:50:51,309 --> 00:50:53,485
- Interesting.
- [Bubbles]
Yeah.
1373
00:50:53,659 --> 00:50:54,964
What's ya drinkin', bud?
1374
00:50:55,139 --> 00:50:55,835
Oh, I shouldn't be
drinking right now,
1375
00:50:56,009 --> 00:50:57,619
I'm on antibiotics.
1376
00:50:57,793 --> 00:50:59,926
I was sewin' and I sucked
some pins down my throat.
1377
00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:01,667
Now I got a,
1378
00:51:01,841 --> 00:51:03,321
a perforated rectum.
1379
00:51:03,495 --> 00:51:05,888
A perforated rectum? Wow.
1380
00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:08,021
Did you girls ever hear
of a perforated rectum?
1381
00:51:08,195 --> 00:51:09,414
I have.
1382
00:51:09,588 --> 00:51:10,328
Yeah. This is
Bubbles by the way.
1383
00:51:10,502 --> 00:51:11,503
Say hi to Bubbles.
1384
00:51:11,677 --> 00:51:13,418
- Hi.
- Hi. How you doin'?
1385
00:51:13,592 --> 00:51:15,855
Well that's too bad
'cause the promoter guy's
1386
00:51:16,029 --> 00:51:18,249
got a little thing set up
for us at a club tonight
1387
00:51:18,423 --> 00:51:20,077
and I was hoping
you'd go with us.
1388
00:51:20,251 --> 00:51:21,861
Well, just 'cause
I'm not drinking
1389
00:51:22,035 --> 00:51:23,645
doesn't mean I
can't go to a party.
1390
00:51:23,819 --> 00:51:25,343
I'm in! We can go.
1391
00:51:25,517 --> 00:51:26,779
Yeah. Cool.
1392
00:51:26,953 --> 00:51:27,910
Well it'd be good
to have you there.
1393
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:28,998
And lemme tell you something,
1394
00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:31,044
the Czechs are
fuckin' freaky,
1395
00:51:31,218 --> 00:51:32,480
I'm telling ya.
1396
00:51:33,873 --> 00:51:35,918
They're gonna love
your ass, Tubby.
1397
00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:40,271
Oh,
Jesus fuckin' Christ.
1398
00:51:40,445 --> 00:51:41,881
There's a bit of a
stink comin' off him,
1399
00:51:42,055 --> 00:51:44,013
but I'll get rid of that
before we go to the party.
1400
00:51:44,188 --> 00:51:45,276
Nice job. Yeah.
1401
00:51:45,450 --> 00:51:47,234
He may wanna wear
a shirt, dude.
1402
00:51:47,408 --> 00:51:49,323
Oh, he can't wear shirts.
1403
00:51:49,497 --> 00:51:51,412
He's allergic to fabric
from the waist up,
1404
00:51:51,586 --> 00:51:52,674
it's the weirdest thing.
1405
00:51:52,848 --> 00:51:54,067
Pants, no problem.
1406
00:51:54,241 --> 00:51:55,503
Shirts, rash.
1407
00:51:55,677 --> 00:51:57,331
- Really?
- Yeah.
1408
00:51:57,505 --> 00:52:00,726
Two things I never heard of in
one, like, two fuckin' minutes.
1409
00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:02,031
Right?
1410
00:52:02,858 --> 00:52:04,382
♪ I don't want nobody ♪
1411
00:52:04,556 --> 00:52:06,384
♪ Don't need nobody ♪
1412
00:52:06,558 --> 00:52:08,212
♪ I want you ♪
1413
00:52:09,256 --> 00:52:10,910
♪ Don't want nobody ♪
1414
00:52:11,084 --> 00:52:12,651
♪ Don't need nobody ♪
1415
00:52:12,825 --> 00:52:14,740
♪ I want you ♪
1416
00:52:14,914 --> 00:52:17,046
You guys have been awesome.
Thank you so much.
1417
00:52:25,794 --> 00:52:27,492
You boys ready
for this tonight?
1418
00:52:27,666 --> 00:52:29,668
- It's gonna be outta control.
- It's gonna be awesome!
1419
00:52:29,842 --> 00:52:31,278
Don't fuck it up.
1420
00:52:31,452 --> 00:52:33,367
Boxmasters up here on
the left, Shitrockers-
1421
00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:34,803
It's a pleasure, mate.
1422
00:52:34,977 --> 00:52:36,588
I love you, bud. Oh thanks.
1423
00:52:36,762 --> 00:52:37,980
It's so good to
see you again.
1424
00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:40,287
I love you too.
You guys ready to go?
1425
00:52:40,461 --> 00:52:41,549
- Yeah, I'm ready!
- Yes.
1426
00:52:41,723 --> 00:52:43,203
- Well-
- Where you going?
1427
00:52:43,377 --> 00:52:45,727
We're going to a wine
and cheese party.
1428
00:52:45,901 --> 00:52:47,729
I don't really like
wine and cheese.
1429
00:52:47,903 --> 00:52:50,471
Um, and what's the hook?
1430
00:52:50,645 --> 00:52:51,733
Well, full disclosure.
1431
00:52:51,907 --> 00:52:53,213
Remember when
we were in L.A.
1432
00:52:53,387 --> 00:52:54,736
with the suitcase
full of ping pong balls
1433
00:52:54,910 --> 00:52:56,782
and the face shield things?
1434
00:52:56,956 --> 00:52:59,567
Mm-hmm. Yeah, probably
at the Wright House?
1435
00:52:59,741 --> 00:53:00,873
Or Marquee, one of those.
1436
00:53:01,047 --> 00:53:02,091
Yeah, I remember.
1437
00:53:02,266 --> 00:53:04,006
It's that kind of deal.
1438
00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:05,530
The wine and cheese is just
for finger painting and shit.
1439
00:53:05,704 --> 00:53:07,184
- You know what I mean?
- Okay. Further info.
1440
00:53:07,358 --> 00:53:08,315
- I'm telling ya
- Oh my God.
1441
00:53:08,489 --> 00:53:10,361
It's a Czech sex party.
1442
00:53:11,405 --> 00:53:12,667
What do you say?
1443
00:53:13,059 --> 00:53:16,105
Well, okay,
let's check it out.
1444
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,411
Let's check it out.
All right.
1445
00:53:17,585 --> 00:53:19,326
Oh, let me introduce
you to this kid.
1446
00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:20,588
He's a sweet kid.
1447
00:53:20,762 --> 00:53:21,807
- Bubbles?
- Hey Bubbles.
1448
00:53:21,981 --> 00:53:23,374
- Ronnie Wood.
- Nice young man.
1449
00:53:23,548 --> 00:53:25,158
Ronnie Wood.
Rolling Stones.
1450
00:53:25,332 --> 00:53:26,855
Yeah, that's right.
That's right, Bubbles.
1451
00:53:27,029 --> 00:53:28,205
He's a sweet kid.
1452
00:53:28,379 --> 00:53:29,075
- Hi, guys!
- I'm really honored.
1453
00:53:29,249 --> 00:53:30,381
It's an honor, sir.
1454
00:53:30,555 --> 00:53:31,469
Good to meet you, sir.
1455
00:53:31,643 --> 00:53:32,687
Nice to meet you, man.
1456
00:53:32,861 --> 00:53:33,819
Yeah, you've got
your strap on.
1457
00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:35,690
- No, it's real.
- He sure does.
1458
00:53:35,864 --> 00:53:37,344
Alright, let's go guys.
1459
00:53:37,518 --> 00:53:39,912
I think I'm just gonna stay.
I'm really tired.
1460
00:53:40,086 --> 00:53:41,566
What the fuck are
you talking about?
1461
00:53:41,740 --> 00:53:43,220
We're fucking going.
It's fucking Ronnie Wood.
1462
00:53:43,394 --> 00:53:44,699
No, boys, I just
got really tired.
1463
00:53:44,873 --> 00:53:46,440
I think I'm just gonna--
1464
00:53:46,614 --> 00:53:47,963
Bubbles, we're fucking going.
Are you fucking mental?
1465
00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:49,748
- I'm just gonna-
- Bubs, I gotta go.
1466
00:53:49,922 --> 00:53:51,532
Come on, Bubs. Let's go!
1467
00:53:51,706 --> 00:53:53,273
We've never been to
a European sex party!
1468
00:53:53,447 --> 00:53:54,796
There's wine and cheese, Bubs!
1469
00:53:54,970 --> 00:53:57,799
Randy, let's just
go to the hotel.
1470
00:53:57,973 --> 00:53:59,236
I'm tired.
1471
00:54:00,585 --> 00:54:04,110
Oh my fuck. Oh my God.
1472
00:54:06,721 --> 00:54:10,116
[reporter] So what happened
there tonight?
1473
00:54:10,290 --> 00:54:12,074
You had a bit
of an accident?
1474
00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:14,903
Yeah, I pissed myself.
I pissed my pants.
1475
00:54:15,077 --> 00:54:16,818
And I'm sure you saw
it with the cameras
1476
00:54:16,992 --> 00:54:18,733
and everybody had a laugh,
1477
00:54:18,907 --> 00:54:20,735
and I'd appreciate it if it
didn't go in your documentary.
1478
00:54:20,909 --> 00:54:22,259
Oh, it won't be in
the documentary.
1479
00:54:22,433 --> 00:54:23,738
You know what?
1480
00:54:23,912 --> 00:54:25,349
I don't even give
a fuck actually
1481
00:54:25,523 --> 00:54:27,046
'cause it's just somethin'
that happens to me
1482
00:54:27,220 --> 00:54:28,569
now that I'm getting
a little bit older.
1483
00:54:28,743 --> 00:54:30,876
If I get too excited
I either hyperventilate
1484
00:54:31,050 --> 00:54:32,312
or I piss myself.
1485
00:54:33,226 --> 00:54:35,489
And it depends on the
level of excitement
1486
00:54:35,663 --> 00:54:38,100
but obviously tonight
it went to that level
1487
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,451
with one of the Rolling Stones
standin' in front of me.
1488
00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:43,976
But I feel that
there is more to it.
1489
00:54:44,150 --> 00:54:46,326
Yeah, there actually
is more to it,
1490
00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:47,806
you know that?
1491
00:54:47,980 --> 00:54:50,896
'Cause I always thought
a band meant that,
1492
00:54:51,070 --> 00:54:53,202
you know, you stick
together no matter what.
1493
00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:55,335
That's what a band is to me.
1494
00:54:55,901 --> 00:54:58,817
Ricky and Julian never woulda
left me on my own there
1495
00:54:58,991 --> 00:55:01,472
to go to a
Czechoslovakian sex club.
1496
00:55:01,646 --> 00:55:03,038
But those guys did.
1497
00:55:03,212 --> 00:55:05,824
They dropped me like
a fuckin' hot potato.
1498
00:55:06,564 --> 00:55:09,131
Like a hot, pissy potato.
1499
00:55:11,046 --> 00:55:14,528
[bell ringing]
1500
00:55:15,268 --> 00:55:17,444
[Dwight] I know, I know. Yeah.
1501
00:55:17,618 --> 00:55:19,707
Oh, careful, careful.
1502
00:55:19,881 --> 00:55:22,319
Alright,
have a good one.
1503
00:55:22,493 --> 00:55:25,278
Auf weinersen, my darling!
1504
00:55:28,673 --> 00:55:30,152
Hey buddy, how's it going?
1505
00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:32,416
You missed a crazy
freaking party last night.
1506
00:55:32,590 --> 00:55:34,809
Czechoslovakian sex
clubs are incredible!
1507
00:55:34,983 --> 00:55:35,941
Dude, you missed it, man.
1508
00:55:36,115 --> 00:55:37,595
This one girl,
I swear to God,
1509
00:55:37,769 --> 00:55:38,900
she took an entire sleeve
of six tennis balls,
1510
00:55:39,074 --> 00:55:40,554
shoved it right
up her arse, man.
1511
00:55:40,728 --> 00:55:42,339
Shh! Just watch your mouth!
1512
00:55:42,513 --> 00:55:44,515
We're around the
churchy types.
1513
00:55:44,689 --> 00:55:46,168
No, man, it was crazy!
1514
00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:47,909
I mean, she got the
whole rig jammed up there
1515
00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:50,216
and just started firing off
the balls like a fucking
1516
00:55:50,390 --> 00:55:52,000
artillery rifle
or something.
1517
00:55:52,174 --> 00:55:53,741
It was like...
Hard enough to crush the can!
1518
00:55:53,915 --> 00:55:56,701
- It was unbelievable.
- It was...
1519
00:55:56,875 --> 00:55:58,572
Incredible, Slug, was it?
1520
00:55:58,746 --> 00:56:00,748
It was incredible, man.
You fuckin' missed it.
1521
00:56:00,922 --> 00:56:02,968
It was crazy.
Shit got crazy, dude.
1522
00:56:03,142 --> 00:56:05,405
Yeah, well, crazy maybe
isn't what we should be doin'.
1523
00:56:05,579 --> 00:56:07,799
Maybe we should be takin'
things a little more serious
1524
00:56:07,973 --> 00:56:08,887
around here.
1525
00:56:12,325 --> 00:56:13,848
Oh man, I'm sorry.
1526
00:56:14,022 --> 00:56:15,284
I thought you were
kidding, dude.
1527
00:56:15,459 --> 00:56:16,677
I mean, come on!
We're on tour, man.
1528
00:56:16,851 --> 00:56:18,244
We're in Europe.
1529
00:56:18,418 --> 00:56:19,898
Crazy is exactly what
we should be doing.
1530
00:56:20,072 --> 00:56:21,726
No, no.
1531
00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:23,728
Playin' the fuckin'
best shows we can play
1532
00:56:23,902 --> 00:56:25,251
is what we should be doing.
1533
00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:26,905
Like we sounded like
fuckin' shit last night.
1534
00:56:27,079 --> 00:56:29,037
I thought we sounded
pretty damn solid.
1535
00:56:29,211 --> 00:56:31,779
Oh did ya, Travis?
You thought we were solid?
1536
00:56:31,953 --> 00:56:33,825
Well your timing was all
over the fuckin' place.
1537
00:56:33,999 --> 00:56:35,479
It sounded like somebody
threw a pair of work boots
1538
00:56:35,653 --> 00:56:38,133
in the fuckin' dryer, okay?
1539
00:56:38,307 --> 00:56:41,398
You know what?
New rule, new rule.
1540
00:56:41,572 --> 00:56:43,617
If I can't go out,
nobody goes out.
1541
00:56:43,791 --> 00:56:45,140
Come on, Bubbles.
1542
00:56:45,314 --> 00:56:46,707
We're just trying to
blow off some steam.
1543
00:56:46,881 --> 00:56:48,579
Oh, you're gonna side
with them are ya Randy?!
1544
00:56:48,753 --> 00:56:50,494
I thought you were my
friend there, Tit Tassels?!
1545
00:56:50,668 --> 00:56:51,669
Well I am your friend.
1546
00:56:51,843 --> 00:56:53,540
But saying that
we can't go out
1547
00:56:53,714 --> 00:56:55,281
unless you're with us is a
little harsh, don't ya think?
1548
00:56:55,455 --> 00:56:56,761
I don't think it is!
1549
00:56:56,935 --> 00:56:59,590
It's my fuckin' band
and my name on it.
1550
00:56:59,764 --> 00:57:03,376
And if everything goes wrong,
who do people look at?
1551
00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:04,899
Fuckin' Bubbles,
not you guys.
1552
00:57:05,073 --> 00:57:06,292
It's me that's in shit.
1553
00:57:06,466 --> 00:57:08,120
You know what?
That's the new rule.
1554
00:57:08,294 --> 00:57:09,600
Sorry.
1555
00:57:11,123 --> 00:57:13,125
Frig sakes.
1556
00:57:14,692 --> 00:57:16,694
[Bubbles]
The Shitrockers don't
seem to understand
1557
00:57:16,868 --> 00:57:19,261
how much fuckin'
pressure is on a fellow
1558
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:20,872
when he's the band leader.
1559
00:57:21,046 --> 00:57:23,265
You know? I mean, keepin'
everything organized
1560
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,659
and keepin' everything
on the fuckin' rails,
1561
00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:28,270
it's basically
like herdin' cats.
1562
00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:30,316
It's harder than
that actually
1563
00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:33,667
'cause I'm very good at
herdin' cats, you know?
1564
00:57:33,841 --> 00:57:36,061
It's all fuckin' fun and
games to these guys.
1565
00:57:36,235 --> 00:57:38,585
They get all the perks
and all the benefits.
1566
00:57:38,759 --> 00:57:40,892
But, you know,
when shit goes wrong,
1567
00:57:41,066 --> 00:57:43,677
it's not them that everybody's
pointing the fuckin' fingers at.
1568
00:57:43,851 --> 00:57:45,026
It's me!
1569
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:46,767
Bubbles is the
one who fucked up!
1570
00:57:46,941 --> 00:57:48,029
Errrrr!
1571
00:57:48,203 --> 00:57:49,944
♪ Well, dirty ol liquor ♪
1572
00:57:50,118 --> 00:57:52,991
♪ Is what usually keeps
My ticker in check ♪
1573
00:57:54,906 --> 00:58:00,955
♪ I tried chewin tobaccie but
It doesn't have the same effect ♪
1574
00:58:02,391 --> 00:58:04,611
♪ It just wasn't adding up ♪
1575
00:58:04,785 --> 00:58:07,832
♪ When all my friends
Were telling me to quit ♪
1576
00:58:09,268 --> 00:58:13,402
♪ Then I realized they're
All a bunch of drunks ♪
1577
00:58:13,577 --> 00:58:20,453
♪ And now there's more booze
For them to split, yeah ♪
1578
00:58:21,149 --> 00:58:24,109
Yeah give it up for booze ya
bunch of fuckin' drunks!
1579
00:58:24,675 --> 00:58:27,765
My goddamn band are
a bunch of drunks!
1580
00:58:29,027 --> 00:58:30,637
Cocksuckers!
1581
00:58:50,222 --> 00:58:52,529
♪ In a moment you
Can feel the need ♪
1582
00:58:52,703 --> 00:58:56,141
♪ But it takes years
To trust the deed ♪
1583
00:58:56,315 --> 00:58:58,622
♪ Love isn't guaranteed ♪
1584
00:58:58,796 --> 00:59:01,755
♪ Because you
Planted the seed ♪
1585
00:59:02,495 --> 00:59:06,194
♪ Time has served us well ♪
1586
00:59:08,370 --> 00:59:12,418
♪ Time will always tell ♪
1587
00:59:13,593 --> 00:59:14,942
Thank you so much!
1588
00:59:17,684 --> 00:59:19,512
And hats off to
Bubbles And The Shitrockers!
1589
00:59:19,686 --> 00:59:21,340
We're so happy to be
out here with them!
1590
00:59:21,514 --> 00:59:23,168
They're fuckin' awesome!
1591
00:59:23,342 --> 00:59:24,778
Those cats are
amazing and we're,
1592
00:59:24,952 --> 00:59:26,911
and we're so humble
to be with them.
1593
00:59:27,085 --> 00:59:28,216
Thank you so much!
1594
00:59:28,782 --> 00:59:30,392
Holy fuck!
1595
00:59:36,921 --> 00:59:38,923
Boys! Boys! Holy fuck!
1596
00:59:39,097 --> 00:59:40,272
You guys should
have been out there.
1597
00:59:40,446 --> 00:59:42,970
The Boxmasters are
unbelievable!
1598
00:59:43,144 --> 00:59:44,885
Billy thanked us on stage!
1599
00:59:45,059 --> 00:59:47,279
Whole crowd heard him.
He said our name.
1600
00:59:47,453 --> 00:59:48,628
What the fuck?
1601
00:59:48,802 --> 00:59:50,195
That is fucking sick, man.
1602
00:59:50,369 --> 00:59:51,849
Are you guys hungry?
Are you hungry?
1603
00:59:52,023 --> 00:59:53,372
There's this, all
this food and stuff,
1604
00:59:53,546 --> 00:59:54,939
just help yourself.
Got a bunch of stuff.
1605
00:59:55,113 --> 00:59:57,158
I don't know if we can
any of that can we?
1606
00:59:57,332 --> 00:59:58,420
Yeah, of course we can, man.
1607
00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:00,031
Look, it says Green Room.
1608
01:00:00,205 --> 01:00:01,598
That means like, go!
1609
01:00:01,772 --> 01:00:03,512
You know, like anyone
can have it, right?
1610
01:00:03,687 --> 01:00:05,297
We partied with Billy
so fucking hard,
1611
01:00:05,471 --> 01:00:06,690
like we're friends now.
1612
01:00:06,864 --> 01:00:07,995
- He's not gonna give a shit.
- Yeah.
1613
01:00:08,169 --> 01:00:10,128
Hi. Um, can I get
an autograph?
1614
01:00:10,302 --> 01:00:12,130
Ah, yeah, sure.
1615
01:00:12,304 --> 01:00:14,698
I mean, I've never really
signed an autograph before.
1616
01:00:14,872 --> 01:00:16,090
Not for playin' music anyway.
1617
01:00:16,264 --> 01:00:18,223
Ah, the show was
amazing tonight.
1618
01:00:18,702 --> 01:00:19,964
Whose show? Our show?
1619
01:00:20,138 --> 01:00:22,488
Yeah. Who else's
show would I mean?
1620
01:00:22,662 --> 01:00:24,185
Hear that, boys?
1621
01:00:24,359 --> 01:00:26,187
I'm glad you guys are
havin' a good time!
1622
01:00:26,361 --> 01:00:28,494
Bubbles? What's it
like being famous?
1623
01:00:28,668 --> 01:00:31,497
And having all this kind of
stuff going on all the time?
1624
01:00:31,671 --> 01:00:34,195
Well, I mean, what
you see right here.
1625
01:00:34,369 --> 01:00:35,806
It's like a constant
fuckin' party.
1626
01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:37,459
Like rockstar type stuff.
1627
01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,853
Booze flying around,
food, it's all free.
1628
01:00:40,027 --> 01:00:41,768
Yeah, but it must
get tiring though.
1629
01:00:41,942 --> 01:00:43,465
Oh, tiring is not the word!
1630
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,076
It's exhausting is what it is!
1631
01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:46,468
But you know what,
1632
01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:47,644
you got a big fuckin'
crowd out there
1633
01:00:47,818 --> 01:00:49,515
and you can feel the energy,
1634
01:00:49,689 --> 01:00:51,082
the adrenaline starts going
then you know it's go time--
1635
01:00:51,256 --> 01:00:53,214
Are we allowed to
have more beers?
1636
01:00:53,388 --> 01:00:54,563
Yeah! Fuck it!
1637
01:00:54,738 --> 01:00:56,565
Have whatever you want!
We're partying!
1638
01:00:56,740 --> 01:00:57,915
We're partying!
1639
01:00:58,089 --> 01:00:59,830
What? What the fuck's
going on here?
1640
01:01:00,178 --> 01:01:02,180
- What?
- Who drank the boss's shit?
1641
01:01:02,354 --> 01:01:04,835
Oh, the boys
had a few of them
1642
01:01:05,009 --> 01:01:06,053
but we thought it
was for everybody.
1643
01:01:06,227 --> 01:01:08,752
Yeah? Well you thought wrong!
1644
01:01:08,926 --> 01:01:10,318
Don't touch it again!
1645
01:01:10,492 --> 01:01:11,842
Okay.
1646
01:01:12,581 --> 01:01:14,322
Alright everybody,
party's over!
1647
01:01:14,496 --> 01:01:15,454
Everybody out!
1648
01:01:15,628 --> 01:01:17,195
Let's go! Out!
1649
01:01:17,369 --> 01:01:18,370
Sorry about that.
1650
01:01:18,544 --> 01:01:20,415
- Out!
- Sorry, everybody.
1651
01:01:21,590 --> 01:01:23,505
Strike One, Shitdick!
1652
01:01:28,859 --> 01:01:30,425
What the fuck is his problem?
1653
01:01:30,599 --> 01:01:31,862
What's his problem?
1654
01:01:32,036 --> 01:01:33,951
You guys drank
all Billy's stuff!
1655
01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:35,300
That's his problem.
1656
01:01:35,474 --> 01:01:37,215
Oh, it's the
fuckin' Green Room!
1657
01:01:37,389 --> 01:01:38,912
It's for everybody!
1658
01:01:39,086 --> 01:01:40,435
Oh, we partied with Billy,
he won't give a fuck!
1659
01:01:40,609 --> 01:01:42,002
We did! We did!
1660
01:01:42,176 --> 01:01:44,048
Yeah, well he does
give a fuck obviously!
1661
01:01:44,222 --> 01:01:46,485
Now we got a
strike against us!
1662
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:49,096
Correction, I got a strike!
1663
01:01:51,229 --> 01:01:52,143
Fuck!
1664
01:01:52,317 --> 01:01:53,884
♪ Breakfast beer ♪
1665
01:01:54,058 --> 01:01:55,668
♪ A breakfast beer ♪
1666
01:01:55,842 --> 01:01:59,193
♪ Taste so good a man'll
Shed a tear ♪
1667
01:01:59,367 --> 01:02:02,631
♪ Make a dirty ol'
Hangover disappear ♪
1668
01:02:02,806 --> 01:02:06,418
♪ The day is so much better
With a breakfast beer ♪
1669
01:02:06,592 --> 01:02:09,638
♪ The day is so much better
With a breakfast beer ♪
1670
01:02:09,813 --> 01:02:13,991
♪ Life is so much better
With a breakfast beer ♪
1671
01:02:15,253 --> 01:02:17,168
♪ Breakfast beer ♪
1672
01:02:17,342 --> 01:02:19,431
♪A giant flat beer to eat
For breakfast, all right? ♪
1673
01:02:19,605 --> 01:02:21,085
Hello?
1674
01:02:21,259 --> 01:02:22,477
Sorry, what's that?
1675
01:02:22,651 --> 01:02:24,131
You're the band
playing here tonight?
1676
01:02:24,305 --> 01:02:27,178
Ah, we're one of them, yeah.
1677
01:02:27,352 --> 01:02:29,267
I'm with the
Zeitung newspaper.
1678
01:02:29,441 --> 01:02:33,097
Actually, I'm a sports writer
but the music guy is sick
1679
01:02:33,271 --> 01:02:36,143
so the paper sent me here
to interview you instead
1680
01:02:36,317 --> 01:02:37,710
- To interview us?
- Yes.
1681
01:02:37,884 --> 01:02:39,581
Oh my god. Boys, we're
gettin' interviewed!
1682
01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:41,366
Yeah, we'd love to
do an interview.
1683
01:02:41,540 --> 01:02:43,455
Just give us one second.
1684
01:02:43,629 --> 01:02:45,413
Gettin' interviewed by
the German newspaper.
1685
01:02:45,587 --> 01:02:48,112
This is the fuckin'
big time right here!
1686
01:02:48,286 --> 01:02:50,375
So is it like all of us
talking or just him or like-
1687
01:02:50,549 --> 01:02:51,506
This is so fucking cool.
1688
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:52,986
Well, we can all do it, boys,
1689
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,771
but I'll do most of
the talkin', okay.
1690
01:02:54,945 --> 01:02:56,120
I got more
experience with this
1691
01:02:56,294 --> 01:02:57,512
and it's a lot
harder than it looks,
1692
01:02:57,686 --> 01:02:58,862
believe me, you know.
1693
01:02:59,036 --> 01:03:00,385
It's very easy
to get flustered
1694
01:03:00,559 --> 01:03:02,213
if you don't know
what you're doin'.
1695
01:03:03,257 --> 01:03:06,130
Okay. So how have you
been enjoying Berlin so far?
1696
01:03:06,304 --> 01:03:08,393
Oh, Berlin's lovely,
isn't it fellas?
1697
01:03:08,567 --> 01:03:11,265
I mean, you know, it's not
really what we expected,
1698
01:03:11,439 --> 01:03:12,701
but beautiful.
1699
01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:14,181
What do you mean?
1700
01:03:14,355 --> 01:03:16,662
Well, it's just more modern,
you know?
1701
01:03:16,836 --> 01:03:18,620
It's way more colourful.
1702
01:03:19,230 --> 01:03:21,710
I mean, not that we thought
it would be, you know,
1703
01:03:21,885 --> 01:03:23,277
in black and white
1704
01:03:23,451 --> 01:03:24,888
like you'd see in the
films from World War II
1705
01:03:25,062 --> 01:03:26,193
or anything like that.
1706
01:03:26,367 --> 01:03:27,542
That isn't what I meant,
you know?
1707
01:03:27,716 --> 01:03:30,328
I mean, that stuff
ended long ago.
1708
01:03:30,502 --> 01:03:32,809
Hitler's long
dead as you know.
1709
01:03:32,983 --> 01:03:34,854
You know? And I mean,
1710
01:03:35,028 --> 01:03:37,074
unless he made it
down to Argentina
1711
01:03:37,248 --> 01:03:39,076
like that show on the History
Channel said he might have,
1712
01:03:39,250 --> 01:03:40,947
but I believe he
died in the bunker,
1713
01:03:41,121 --> 01:03:43,036
you know, like the
official reports say.
1714
01:03:43,689 --> 01:03:44,908
What do you think?
1715
01:03:45,691 --> 01:03:46,823
Ah...
1716
01:03:47,388 --> 01:03:48,346
Oh, sorry.
1717
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:49,738
Sorry. Can I just...
1718
01:03:49,913 --> 01:03:52,002
Hang on one second. Sorry.
1719
01:03:52,176 --> 01:03:53,525
Oh, it's Randy!
1720
01:03:53,699 --> 01:03:55,788
Hey Randy, what's goin' on?
1721
01:03:56,745 --> 01:03:58,704
What?! Kidnapped?!
1722
01:03:58,878 --> 01:04:00,880
What the fuck are
you talkin' about?
1723
01:04:01,533 --> 01:04:03,578
What? What's the driver's?
1724
01:04:03,752 --> 01:04:05,145
What's he sayin', Randy?
1725
01:04:05,319 --> 01:04:06,103
Just, oh.
1726
01:04:06,277 --> 01:04:08,322
Oh my fuck. Can you...
1727
01:04:08,496 --> 01:04:10,020
can you talk to
this guy and see,
1728
01:04:10,194 --> 01:04:11,369
see what's goin' on.
1729
01:04:11,543 --> 01:04:13,153
My roadie thinks
he's been kidnapped.
1730
01:04:13,327 --> 01:04:15,025
Uh, yeah. Okay, sure.
1731
01:04:15,199 --> 01:04:18,767
[in German] Hello?
Where are you now?
1732
01:04:20,769 --> 01:04:24,077
Oh, no. He just wanted
a chesseburger.
1733
01:04:31,519 --> 01:04:32,433
Mm-hmm.
1734
01:04:32,607 --> 01:04:34,348
Okay, thanks.
1735
01:04:36,176 --> 01:04:38,483
Um, so the taxi
driver is Russian
1736
01:04:38,657 --> 01:04:40,398
and he barely speaks German.
1737
01:04:40,572 --> 01:04:42,922
So your friend
wanted a hamburger,
1738
01:04:43,096 --> 01:04:44,619
he was taking
him to Hamburg.
1739
01:04:44,793 --> 01:04:46,143
Oh.
1740
01:04:46,317 --> 01:04:47,361
But I told him to
bring him back here.
1741
01:04:47,535 --> 01:04:48,754
Oh, for fuck sakes.
1742
01:04:48,928 --> 01:04:50,016
Well at least he
hasn't been kidnapped.
1743
01:04:50,190 --> 01:04:51,583
No, at least not.
1744
01:04:51,757 --> 01:04:53,541
Oh, you know what? Fuck!
Can you call him back?
1745
01:04:53,715 --> 01:04:55,979
'Cause knowin' Randy he'll ask
him how to get a fuckin' hot dog
1746
01:04:56,153 --> 01:04:57,502
and they'll end
up in Frankfurt.
1747
01:04:58,851 --> 01:05:00,374
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
1748
01:05:00,548 --> 01:05:03,116
What in the serious
fuck is going on here?
1749
01:05:03,290 --> 01:05:05,510
We're just doin' an
interview with the newspaper.
1750
01:05:05,684 --> 01:05:07,904
Yeah? Our Interview!
1751
01:05:08,078 --> 01:05:09,818
What?!
1752
01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:12,125
Billy and the band have been
waiting for 45 fuckin' minutes
1753
01:05:12,299 --> 01:05:13,953
downstairs to do
their interview
1754
01:05:14,127 --> 01:05:15,259
and they're not
fuckin' happy!
1755
01:05:15,433 --> 01:05:16,695
Well, we didn't know that!
1756
01:05:16,869 --> 01:05:18,088
I'm sorry. We just-
1757
01:05:18,262 --> 01:05:19,828
Strike two!
1758
01:05:21,830 --> 01:05:23,310
Sorry about that.
1759
01:05:24,616 --> 01:05:26,444
Oh my fuck!
1760
01:05:26,618 --> 01:05:28,533
Jesus he's intense!
1761
01:05:30,491 --> 01:05:32,145
Hitler? Really?
1762
01:05:32,319 --> 01:05:34,669
Well I was just sayin',
you know,
1763
01:05:34,843 --> 01:05:36,584
he's not around anymore.
1764
01:05:37,846 --> 01:05:39,413
I don't believe.
1765
01:05:41,328 --> 01:05:42,982
[Bubbles] Just imagine, boys,
1766
01:05:43,156 --> 01:05:45,593
like they would've walked
down this exact same street
1767
01:05:45,767 --> 01:05:48,161
just like we're doing
back in the day, you know?
1768
01:05:48,335 --> 01:05:49,902
Totally unaware
they're about to become
1769
01:05:50,076 --> 01:05:51,643
the biggest band
of all time.
1770
01:05:51,817 --> 01:05:54,080
What band are ya
talkin' about, Bubs?
1771
01:05:54,254 --> 01:05:55,864
What band am I
talkin' about?
1772
01:05:56,039 --> 01:05:57,954
Do you even know what
fuckin' city we're in, Randy?
1773
01:05:58,128 --> 01:05:59,781
Yeah, we're in Liverpool.
1774
01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:01,522
Right, we're in Liverpool.
1775
01:06:01,696 --> 01:06:03,089
So who might I be
talkin' about?
1776
01:06:03,263 --> 01:06:05,526
The biggest band of all
time from Liverpool?
1777
01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:06,658
I don't know.
1778
01:06:06,832 --> 01:06:07,920
Elvis?
1779
01:06:08,442 --> 01:06:09,835
Elvis?!
1780
01:06:10,140 --> 01:06:12,533
Are you being fuckin'
serious right now?!
1781
01:06:12,707 --> 01:06:14,492
Well what is this,
a frigging trick question?
1782
01:06:14,666 --> 01:06:16,059
Can we get some pints?
1783
01:06:16,233 --> 01:06:17,538
- Let's get some pints from here.
- Yeah.
1784
01:06:17,712 --> 01:06:20,324
Yes. We can get fuckin',
let's have a pint, boys.
1785
01:06:20,498 --> 01:06:22,065
Let's get some pints.
1786
01:06:22,239 --> 01:06:23,936
You know Randy, you're
actually fucked in the head,
1787
01:06:24,110 --> 01:06:25,807
- you know that?!
- I'm not fucked.
1788
01:06:26,460 --> 01:06:28,114
Raymond's like on his
fucking, you know,
1789
01:06:28,288 --> 01:06:30,943
deal like ranting about
the whole fucking deal.
1790
01:06:31,378 --> 01:06:32,945
So anyway, he says,
1791
01:06:33,119 --> 01:06:34,947
but all of a sudden she,
like, makes a squatter up
1792
01:06:35,121 --> 01:06:37,950
and fuckin' loads
one out about,
1793
01:06:38,124 --> 01:06:39,430
about like that he said.
1794
01:06:39,604 --> 01:06:41,649
A fuckin' thing about like that,
you know?
1795
01:06:41,823 --> 01:06:42,911
And Raymond's
like real serious-
1796
01:06:43,086 --> 01:06:44,652
Hey, well look who's here.
1797
01:06:45,305 --> 01:06:46,393
What are you creeps doing?
1798
01:06:46,567 --> 01:06:48,134
Oh, hey!
1799
01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:49,744
Fellas, what's goin' on?
1800
01:06:49,918 --> 01:06:51,094
Hey boys, how you doin'?
1801
01:06:51,268 --> 01:06:52,225
What you been up to?
1802
01:06:52,399 --> 01:06:53,748
Oh, just, you know,
1803
01:06:53,922 --> 01:06:55,533
out walkin' around
lookin' at the stuff.
1804
01:06:55,707 --> 01:06:58,101
Yeah. So you've been seeing
the sites, go around,
1805
01:06:58,275 --> 01:06:59,754
take all the little touristy
things and all that shit?
1806
01:06:59,928 --> 01:07:01,887
Not like the full tours
but we're goin' up and down.
1807
01:07:02,061 --> 01:07:03,889
I mean, just bein'
here is unbelievable.
1808
01:07:04,063 --> 01:07:06,065
This street right here is
where she all went down.
1809
01:07:06,239 --> 01:07:07,458
A lot of history, dude.
1810
01:07:07,632 --> 01:07:08,807
A lot of history
over there, yeah.
1811
01:07:09,547 --> 01:07:11,897
Holy frig! I just
realized it's you!
1812
01:07:12,071 --> 01:07:14,726
Wow! You just put a pair
of sunglasses on and a hat
1813
01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:16,075
and you could sit
here drinking beer
1814
01:07:16,249 --> 01:07:17,033
and no one even
recognizes ya!
1815
01:07:17,207 --> 01:07:18,512
Yeah, 'til now.
1816
01:07:18,686 --> 01:07:19,992
I mean, dude, come on.
1817
01:07:20,166 --> 01:07:21,167
What the fuck's wrong
with your brain?
1818
01:07:21,341 --> 01:07:23,256
Randy, why would
you say that?
1819
01:07:23,430 --> 01:07:25,476
What? I didn't say Billy Bob
Thornton for frig sakes!
1820
01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:26,477
Jesus Christ!
1821
01:07:26,651 --> 01:07:27,782
Now you did.
1822
01:07:27,956 --> 01:07:29,306
What the fuck, eh?
Holy crap it is!
1823
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:30,524
- It's Billy Bob Thornton.
- Yeah, right.
1824
01:07:30,698 --> 01:07:31,525
What the fuck, mate?
1825
01:07:31,699 --> 01:07:32,961
We're massive fans!
1826
01:07:33,136 --> 01:07:34,528
Do you mind if
we get a photo?
1827
01:07:34,702 --> 01:07:35,877
- Sure, yeah. Whatever.
- No photos right now!
1828
01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:37,183
- Go on, mate. Go on.
- Not right now.
1829
01:07:37,357 --> 01:07:39,446
Jesus Christ!
1830
01:07:39,620 --> 01:07:42,101
Hey man, sorry,
did I get ya?
1831
01:07:42,275 --> 01:07:43,624
Yeah, only on both
legs that's all.
1832
01:07:43,798 --> 01:07:46,105
Hey, good? Go on, love.
1833
01:07:46,279 --> 01:07:48,325
Okay, okay.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
1834
01:07:48,499 --> 01:07:50,153
Can I pay for
another pint with us?
1835
01:07:50,327 --> 01:07:51,676
No, sorry.
Hey, thanks a lot, bud.
1836
01:07:51,850 --> 01:07:54,374
Fuck. Well, I guess
that's the end of that.
1837
01:07:54,548 --> 01:07:55,810
Thanks a lot.
1838
01:07:56,289 --> 01:07:59,075
Fuck! Why would
you say his name?
1839
01:07:59,249 --> 01:08:01,033
They're trying
to be incognito!
1840
01:08:01,642 --> 01:08:02,904
Frig sakes.
1841
01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:04,732
You just keep makin'
it worse, Randy.
1842
01:08:04,906 --> 01:08:06,343
Every fuckin' day.
1843
01:08:07,213 --> 01:08:08,171
Oh my God.
1844
01:08:08,345 --> 01:08:10,347
One, two, three, four!
1845
01:08:10,521 --> 01:08:12,305
♪ You're lookin' for some belly
Work well don't be alarmed ♪
1846
01:08:12,479 --> 01:08:15,656
♪ I've got the friggin tools
On the end of my arm ♪
1847
01:08:15,830 --> 01:08:19,269
♪ If you're feelin' low I'll
Put my peanut in your jelly ♪
1848
01:08:19,443 --> 01:08:23,142
♪ No one's got yer back
But who's got yer belly? Aha ♪
1849
01:08:24,361 --> 01:08:26,014
I'm on it!
1850
01:08:26,189 --> 01:08:29,061
♪ Well, people got milk
And people got game ♪
1851
01:08:29,235 --> 01:08:31,107
♪ They're both refreshing ♪
1852
01:08:31,281 --> 01:08:33,065
Fret, Randy!
1853
01:08:33,239 --> 01:08:35,067
♪ When my baby gets my belly
She sets me on fire ♪
1854
01:08:35,241 --> 01:08:36,373
Frig!
1855
01:08:36,547 --> 01:08:38,375
♪ It's 'cause there's ♪
1856
01:08:38,549 --> 01:08:41,421
♪ When I get your belly
It's to show I care ♪
1857
01:08:41,595 --> 01:08:44,816
The Boxmasters were created
in a basement studio
1858
01:08:44,990 --> 01:08:48,254
32 miles from their spiritual
home of Bellflower, California.
1859
01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:50,865
Somebody's got this
friggen wire wrong!
1860
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:55,914
They added
guitarist Mike Butler
1861
01:08:56,088 --> 01:08:58,786
and this became the original
line up of The Boxmasters.
1862
01:09:02,486 --> 01:09:05,097
It doesn't make any sense!
1863
01:09:05,271 --> 01:09:07,273
What the fuck are
you doin', Randy?
1864
01:09:11,930 --> 01:09:13,714
♪ No one's got yer back, but ♪
1865
01:09:14,411 --> 01:09:16,413
Who's got yer belly?
1866
01:09:16,587 --> 01:09:23,028
♪ Who's got yer belly? ♪
Come on, yeah
1867
01:09:28,338 --> 01:09:29,774
[Bubbles] Thank you, guys!
1868
01:09:29,948 --> 01:09:31,428
[Mayhue] Doesn't fucking matter!
1869
01:09:31,602 --> 01:09:33,473
Something goes
wrong on that stage,
1870
01:09:33,647 --> 01:09:34,909
you come to me first!
1871
01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:36,694
I'm so sorry, Mr. Mayhue,
I didn't know.
1872
01:09:36,868 --> 01:09:38,522
Not good enough!
1873
01:09:38,696 --> 01:09:39,958
If you don't know what the
fuck you're doing up there,
1874
01:09:40,132 --> 01:09:42,090
stay the fuck off
that stage. Period.
1875
01:09:42,265 --> 01:09:43,701
You sweaty little bitch!
1876
01:09:43,875 --> 01:09:46,182
Hey! Don't be fuckin'
pushing my friends!
1877
01:09:46,356 --> 01:09:48,096
What are you gonna do,
hit me?
1878
01:09:48,271 --> 01:09:49,968
I don't want to
but if I have to,
1879
01:09:50,142 --> 01:09:51,535
I'll fucking crank ya one!
1880
01:09:51,709 --> 01:09:53,928
Well if you do it better
be a fucking good one
1881
01:09:54,102 --> 01:09:57,193
'cause it's about ready to
get fucking messy in here!
1882
01:09:57,367 --> 01:09:59,107
What are you gonna do?!
1883
01:09:59,282 --> 01:10:02,372
I just, I just don't want you
pushing anybody that's all.
1884
01:10:02,546 --> 01:10:04,112
Yeah, that's what I thought.
1885
01:10:04,287 --> 01:10:06,811
Keep that little rollie pollie
fucker on a tight leash!
1886
01:10:09,683 --> 01:10:11,511
Thanks for sticking
up for me, Bubbles.
1887
01:10:11,685 --> 01:10:14,514
Randy, can we just stay out
of his fuckin' way, please?
1888
01:10:14,688 --> 01:10:16,734
He's gonna fuckin' kill us!
1889
01:10:17,996 --> 01:10:19,563
Oh my God.
1890
01:10:19,737 --> 01:10:21,565
I don't even know why
I'm blessing myself,
1891
01:10:21,739 --> 01:10:22,957
I don't believe in him.
1892
01:10:23,697 --> 01:10:26,744
[Bubbles] I never thought
I'd ever say this,
1893
01:10:27,353 --> 01:10:30,313
but I may not be cut out
for being on the road.
1894
01:10:30,487 --> 01:10:35,187
It's just one fuckin'
bullshit thing after another.
1895
01:10:35,361 --> 01:10:37,842
It's, it's fuckin' relentless.
1896
01:10:38,756 --> 01:10:39,757
Jesus Murphy.
1897
01:10:44,065 --> 01:10:45,371
I'm gonna have to,
1898
01:10:45,545 --> 01:10:47,243
I'm gonna have
to call Julian.
1899
01:10:47,417 --> 01:10:49,680
I didn't want to do this,
but I don't see any other way.
1900
01:10:53,423 --> 01:10:55,163
No man, that's-that's
hallucinating, man.
1901
01:10:55,338 --> 01:10:56,991
- Is that--
- It's not real.
1902
01:10:57,165 --> 01:10:58,428
Oh, right. 'Cause I thought
hallucinatin' was you see,
1903
01:10:58,602 --> 01:10:59,994
little-little
fuckin' characters-
1904
01:11:00,168 --> 01:11:01,387
Whoa!
1905
01:11:02,432 --> 01:11:04,521
Holy fuck! It's Bubbles!
1906
01:11:04,695 --> 01:11:05,609
No way.
1907
01:11:05,783 --> 01:11:07,088
Hey buddy, how's it goin'?
1908
01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:08,960
Bubs, how's it goin', man?
1909
01:11:09,134 --> 01:11:10,222
We're fucked on mushrooms!
1910
01:11:10,396 --> 01:11:11,528
I wish you were here, buddy!
1911
01:11:11,702 --> 01:11:13,051
Fuck, I can't use
my phone. Just-
1912
01:11:13,225 --> 01:11:14,705
Bubs! Bubs!
1913
01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:18,448
Julian, I think I might be
comin' home early.
1914
01:11:19,753 --> 01:11:21,668
Bubs, what's wrong, man?
What's goin' on?
1915
01:11:21,842 --> 01:11:22,930
You know what? You should!
1916
01:11:23,104 --> 01:11:24,454
Just quit! Fuck it, man!
1917
01:11:24,628 --> 01:11:25,890
I mean, you tried
and you failed.
1918
01:11:26,064 --> 01:11:27,239
No big deal. Who cares?!
1919
01:11:27,413 --> 01:11:29,067
Everybody fails
once in a while.
1920
01:11:29,241 --> 01:11:32,331
Well, I didn't fail.
1921
01:11:32,505 --> 01:11:34,115
I just, you know,
1922
01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:36,640
I'm having fuckin' trouble
keepin' the band in line.
1923
01:11:36,814 --> 01:11:39,251
And we royally
pissed off Billy Bob
1924
01:11:39,425 --> 01:11:41,601
and that fuckin' Mayhue guy.
1925
01:11:41,775 --> 01:11:43,168
Mayhue?
1926
01:11:43,342 --> 01:11:44,387
What the fuck is that
asshole doin' there?
1927
01:11:44,561 --> 01:11:46,345
He works for The Boxmasters,
1928
01:11:46,519 --> 01:11:48,739
and he's way fuckin'
crazier than he was before!
1929
01:11:48,913 --> 01:11:50,871
Boys, I'm just like,
I miss my kitties
1930
01:11:51,045 --> 01:11:53,221
and I, I miss my shed.
You know what I mean?
1931
01:11:53,396 --> 01:11:56,137
I'm a million miles
away from home and I just,
1932
01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:58,662
I I feel like I'm all alone!
1933
01:11:58,836 --> 01:12:00,054
Well, you are!
1934
01:12:00,228 --> 01:12:01,795
Ricky! Listen, Bubs,
1935
01:12:01,969 --> 01:12:04,189
you're not a million miles
away from home, okay?
1936
01:12:04,363 --> 01:12:06,713
You're literally a six hour
flight away from us, okay?
1937
01:12:06,887 --> 01:12:08,062
That's not a big deal.
1938
01:12:08,236 --> 01:12:10,108
Just relax.
Take a deep breath.
1939
01:12:10,282 --> 01:12:12,153
Would you fuck off?!
1940
01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:13,894
I'm on the other side of the
goddamn fuckin' planet, Julian!
1941
01:12:14,068 --> 01:12:16,027
You're not on the
other side of the planet.
1942
01:12:16,201 --> 01:12:18,116
Look up, look up globe and
take a look at that, okay?
1943
01:12:18,290 --> 01:12:20,510
You're just across the
fuckin' pond, Bubs, okay?
1944
01:12:20,684 --> 01:12:22,729
It's not that far. Ricky.
1945
01:12:23,251 --> 01:12:24,252
But, um, look, man,
1946
01:12:24,427 --> 01:12:25,993
if things got bad enough,
1947
01:12:26,167 --> 01:12:29,170
we would be over there in
a second to get ya, okay?
1948
01:12:29,910 --> 01:12:31,390
Really?
1949
01:12:31,564 --> 01:12:33,610
Yeah, man. You just
gotta relax, okay?
1950
01:12:33,784 --> 01:12:35,873
We'll see how you're feeling
tomorrow, buddy. All right?
1951
01:12:36,047 --> 01:12:38,136
Okay? We got your back.
1952
01:12:38,528 --> 01:12:41,879
Okay, well, I do feel
better hearin' your voices.
1953
01:12:42,053 --> 01:12:43,881
I'll try to hang in
there till the end, okay?
1954
01:12:44,055 --> 01:12:45,361
Fuck that, man!
1955
01:12:45,535 --> 01:12:47,145
Just fuckin' quit
and come home! Fuck it!
1956
01:12:47,319 --> 01:12:48,712
I mean, no one here's
gonna call you a loser.
1957
01:12:48,886 --> 01:12:50,191
Hey, I'm not a quitter!
1958
01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,368
Ricky? What the fuck
is your problem?
1959
01:12:53,107 --> 01:12:54,805
No, listen to me.
1960
01:12:54,979 --> 01:12:57,111
Okay, Bubs, you just got a
few shows left, you got this.
1961
01:12:57,285 --> 01:12:58,243
You can do this!
1962
01:12:58,417 --> 01:12:59,897
You are the Bubba Lama.
1963
01:13:00,071 --> 01:13:02,334
We have your back.
You got it?
1964
01:13:02,508 --> 01:13:04,031
Okay. I think I can
probably do it.
1965
01:13:04,205 --> 01:13:05,032
Maybe.
1966
01:13:05,206 --> 01:13:06,512
I love you, guys.
1967
01:13:06,686 --> 01:13:07,513
Love you too, man.
1968
01:13:07,687 --> 01:13:08,732
Love you too, Bubbly!
1969
01:13:08,906 --> 01:13:10,081
- Bubble-loo!
- Bubble-licious!
1970
01:13:10,255 --> 01:13:11,735
Bubble Lama Lama Lama!
1971
01:13:11,909 --> 01:13:13,519
Bubble Rama Rama!
1972
01:13:13,693 --> 01:13:14,651
Bubbinator!
1973
01:13:14,825 --> 01:13:16,043
Bubble Love Me Love Time!
1974
01:13:16,217 --> 01:13:17,175
- The Baconator!
- The Bubble Baconator.
1975
01:13:17,349 --> 01:13:18,611
Those stoned bastards!
1976
01:13:18,785 --> 01:13:20,004
Oh my God.
1977
01:13:20,178 --> 01:13:22,049
They are right
fuckin' out of 'er!
1978
01:13:22,223 --> 01:13:23,442
Right out of 'er!
1979
01:13:26,967 --> 01:13:28,360
This texture.
1980
01:13:28,795 --> 01:13:31,494
Stop fuckin'
around my bar, man.
1981
01:13:32,582 --> 01:13:33,974
More mushrooms?
1982
01:13:34,497 --> 01:13:36,107
- Yes, please.
- Okay.
1983
01:13:36,281 --> 01:13:39,371
♪ I was feeling low ♪
1984
01:13:39,980 --> 01:13:43,070
♪ Drivin' extra slow ♪
1985
01:13:43,244 --> 01:13:46,552
♪ All alone, in a slump ♪
1986
01:13:46,726 --> 01:13:50,338
♪ Where the town
Meets the dump... ♪
1987
01:13:50,513 --> 01:13:52,079
[reporter] This is very beautiful.
1988
01:13:52,253 --> 01:13:53,951
What is it?
1989
01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:55,779
Oh, it's a song I've been
writing about a cat.
1990
01:13:55,953 --> 01:13:58,346
You know, it's
about this trucker
1991
01:13:58,521 --> 01:14:01,959
that finds this old wizzled up
kitty out by the dump, you know,
1992
01:14:02,133 --> 01:14:04,004
sort of left, left for dead.
1993
01:14:04,178 --> 01:14:06,659
But he takes him home
and cleans him up
1994
01:14:06,833 --> 01:14:08,052
and they become the,
you know,
1995
01:14:08,226 --> 01:14:09,662
best friends for years.
1996
01:14:09,836 --> 01:14:13,100
But then the kitty
eventually dies, you know,
1997
01:14:13,274 --> 01:14:14,493
like they do and,
you know,
1998
01:14:14,667 --> 01:14:16,190
and I think about,
1999
01:14:16,364 --> 01:14:18,366
I think about
Vince the Pince when I sing it
2000
01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:19,672
and I get a little,
2001
01:14:19,846 --> 01:14:21,152
little choked up,
you know?
2002
01:14:21,326 --> 01:14:23,415
His name was
Vince the Prince?
2003
01:14:23,589 --> 01:14:26,374
No, Vince the Pince like a,
like a pincher claw.
2004
01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:29,769
He had one paw and I mean,
it just looked like a,
2005
01:14:29,943 --> 01:14:31,684
looked like a lobster claw.
2006
01:14:31,858 --> 01:14:35,253
It was all floppy and gorgeous
little paw on him, you know?
2007
01:14:35,427 --> 01:14:38,038
And I feel like he's with
me and I just, I miss him.
2008
01:14:38,212 --> 01:14:39,910
I miss him every day.
2009
01:14:41,564 --> 01:14:47,483
♪ I wonder if he
Misses me, I wonder ♪
2010
01:14:49,876 --> 01:14:56,579
♪ Who's gettin'
His belly now?
2011
01:14:59,756 --> 01:15:01,845
Hope they got your favourite
types of treats up there,
2012
01:15:02,019 --> 01:15:02,889
little buddy.
2013
01:15:04,151 --> 01:15:05,501
Hey buddy.
2014
01:15:06,197 --> 01:15:08,416
Man, that song is
beautiful, bud.
2015
01:15:08,939 --> 01:15:10,375
You guys don't play
that in the set.
2016
01:15:10,549 --> 01:15:11,811
What is that?
2017
01:15:11,985 --> 01:15:13,421
No, we don't, uh,
2018
01:15:13,596 --> 01:15:15,511
it's just one I wrote,
you know, for myself.
2019
01:15:15,685 --> 01:15:17,077
I don't play it
with the guys
2020
01:15:17,251 --> 01:15:18,296
'cause I don't know
if anybody'd like it.
2021
01:15:18,470 --> 01:15:19,471
it doesn't really have a,
2022
01:15:19,645 --> 01:15:21,255
a hook to it or
whatever, but...
2023
01:15:21,429 --> 01:15:22,256
It's fucking beautiful.
2024
01:15:22,430 --> 01:15:23,910
You ought to, man.
2025
01:15:24,084 --> 01:15:25,782
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
2026
01:15:25,956 --> 01:15:28,306
How did you know we
don't do it in the set?
2027
01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:30,700
Well, I watch you
from backstage.
2028
01:15:31,265 --> 01:15:32,528
Why? You watch us play?
2029
01:15:32,702 --> 01:15:34,181
Well, fuck yeah.
Every night.
2030
01:15:34,355 --> 01:15:36,096
I'm not a douchebag.
I watch every show. Yeah.
2031
01:15:36,836 --> 01:15:38,272
My god. I didn't know that.
2032
01:15:38,446 --> 01:15:40,666
I mean, I, I watch you
guys play every night.
2033
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:41,798
You guys are unbelievable!
2034
01:15:41,972 --> 01:15:43,321
I appreciate it.
2035
01:15:43,495 --> 01:15:44,365
But yeah, that's a
beautiful song, dude.
2036
01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:45,541
You have to do it, man.
2037
01:15:45,715 --> 01:15:47,412
Hmm.
2038
01:15:47,586 --> 01:15:50,023
Hey, listen, um, I'm going
to talk to you a bit, alright?
2039
01:15:50,197 --> 01:15:51,677
Let's take a walk.
2040
01:15:52,591 --> 01:15:56,290
So, you're a sweet kid,
I could tell that right away.
2041
01:15:56,464 --> 01:15:58,292
I mean, there's a certain
innocence about you
2042
01:15:58,466 --> 01:15:59,729
that I just love.
2043
01:15:59,903 --> 01:16:01,948
And I know Tom is...
2044
01:16:02,122 --> 01:16:04,560
well, I know he gives
you the corn, so.
2045
01:16:04,734 --> 01:16:06,126
- The corn?
- Yeah, the corn.
2046
01:16:06,300 --> 01:16:08,172
He was shoving it up
your ass a little bit.
2047
01:16:08,346 --> 01:16:09,956
You know, he's a bit
too hard on you, buddy.
2048
01:16:10,130 --> 01:16:11,131
- You know he's a hard ass.
- Huh?
2049
01:16:11,305 --> 01:16:12,916
[man] You fucked my fuckin' dad!
2050
01:16:13,090 --> 01:16:14,526
Let me at the
son of a bitch!!
2051
01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:15,614
Frig off, man!
2052
01:16:15,788 --> 01:16:16,746
What the fuck is goin' on?!
2053
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:18,269
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
2054
01:16:18,443 --> 01:16:19,792
This porky little bitch
of yours banged my dad!
2055
01:16:19,966 --> 01:16:21,533
Danny! Look at me!
Shut the fuck up!
2056
01:16:21,707 --> 01:16:22,490
What the fuck's
going on here?!
2057
01:16:22,665 --> 01:16:23,970
He banged my dad!
2058
01:16:24,144 --> 01:16:25,363
- He banged your dad?!
- Yeah!
2059
01:16:25,537 --> 01:16:26,320
Did you bang his
fuckin' dad?
2060
01:16:26,494 --> 01:16:27,757
I didn't bang him!
2061
01:16:27,931 --> 01:16:29,106
Mayhue! Mayhue!
Get the fuck out here!
2062
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:30,150
[Mayhue] What the fuck's
going on here?
2063
01:16:30,324 --> 01:16:31,499
Give him the fuckin' corn.
2064
01:16:31,674 --> 01:16:32,936
I didn't bang him,
he banged me!
2065
01:16:33,110 --> 01:16:34,720
No fucking banging
anybody, girlfriends
2066
01:16:34,894 --> 01:16:36,069
- or their fuckin' dads.
- Jesus Christ!
2067
01:16:36,243 --> 01:16:38,332
Oh my God.
I'm sorry, everybody.
2068
01:16:38,506 --> 01:16:39,856
[Mayhue] It's your last
fucking warning!
2069
01:16:40,030 --> 01:16:41,727
- Oh my God!
- Okay. So let's settle
2070
01:16:41,901 --> 01:16:42,902
the fuck down.
2071
01:16:43,076 --> 01:16:44,382
And you're a
fuckin' pervert!
2072
01:16:44,556 --> 01:16:45,949
- Calm down!
- Danny, stop it!
2073
01:16:46,123 --> 01:16:47,428
I'm sorry.
2074
01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:48,734
Come with me, buddy.
Let's take a walk.
2075
01:16:48,908 --> 01:16:50,823
I'm sorry, Billy.
Oh my god.
2076
01:16:50,997 --> 01:16:52,738
Your dad? He fucked?
2077
01:16:52,912 --> 01:16:54,479
He banged my fuckin' dad.
2078
01:16:54,653 --> 01:16:56,002
If you're gonna
stare down the barrel
2079
01:16:56,176 --> 01:16:57,787
of another man's
meat missile,
2080
01:16:57,961 --> 01:16:59,571
you better know
who the fuck it is,
2081
01:16:59,745 --> 01:17:01,704
you sick motherfuckers!
2082
01:17:02,443 --> 01:17:03,531
Holy fuck!
2083
01:17:03,706 --> 01:17:05,403
I'm sorry, Mayhue.
2084
01:17:05,577 --> 01:17:06,709
Oh my fuck, Randy,
what did you do?!
2085
01:17:06,883 --> 01:17:08,319
Are you fuckin'
kidding me?!
2086
01:17:08,493 --> 01:17:09,712
I didn't know
it was his dad!
2087
01:17:09,886 --> 01:17:11,365
I was just really horny, Bubs.
2088
01:17:11,539 --> 01:17:12,932
New rule!
2089
01:17:13,106 --> 01:17:16,240
You don't bang anybody,
especially older men
2090
01:17:16,414 --> 01:17:17,763
where it could be his dad.
2091
01:17:17,937 --> 01:17:19,939
I like older men.
2092
01:17:20,113 --> 01:17:23,769
♪ She said what are you doing
For the rest of your life ♪
2093
01:17:23,943 --> 01:17:27,512
♪ I gotta know before
I give you my hand ♪
2094
01:17:27,686 --> 01:17:31,864
♪ I said I'm only thinking
'Bout the rest of the night ♪
2095
01:17:32,038 --> 01:17:35,868
♪ And tonight I got
A five beer plan ♪
2096
01:17:36,216 --> 01:17:39,350
♪ Tonight I've got
A five beer plan ♪
2097
01:17:39,524 --> 01:17:41,569
I'm sorry about
that shit downstairs.
2098
01:17:49,447 --> 01:17:51,623
Keep our fuckin' eyes
on these fuckin' creeps.
2099
01:17:51,797 --> 01:17:52,755
Yeah, I know.
2100
01:17:52,929 --> 01:17:54,495
Decent!
2101
01:17:55,758 --> 01:17:56,846
Thank you everybody!
2102
01:17:57,020 --> 01:17:58,674
Okay, we're gonna do a,
2103
01:17:58,848 --> 01:18:01,024
another little ditty about
a kitty here.
2104
01:18:01,198 --> 01:18:03,330
This is a, uh...
2105
01:18:03,940 --> 01:18:05,550
Oh my fuck!
2106
01:18:05,724 --> 01:18:06,986
He's got a lot of cat songs,
2107
01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:08,771
- doesn't he?
- Yeah.
2108
01:18:08,945 --> 01:18:12,296
This is no big deal, this
is, uh-oh, ah, yeah, okay.
2109
01:18:12,470 --> 01:18:16,343
This is a song I wrote about
a kitty that, that has...
2110
01:18:16,517 --> 01:18:18,171
Actually, know what?
You know what?
2111
01:18:18,345 --> 01:18:19,433
No, we're done for
the night, everybody.
2112
01:18:19,607 --> 01:18:20,696
Thanks for coming out.
2113
01:18:20,870 --> 01:18:22,132
[crowd booing]
2114
01:18:22,306 --> 01:18:23,873
Pack it up, boys!
We're leaving.
2115
01:18:24,047 --> 01:18:25,048
What the fuck is that?
2116
01:18:25,222 --> 01:18:26,310
Nothing.
2117
01:18:26,484 --> 01:18:28,834
- Did you piss yourself?
- No.
2118
01:18:29,008 --> 01:18:30,575
Give me that!
2119
01:18:30,749 --> 01:18:32,316
You fucking pissed your
pants in the goddamn set!
2120
01:18:32,490 --> 01:18:33,752
No, I didn't,
2121
01:18:33,926 --> 01:18:34,622
I had a juice pack
in my pocket.
2122
01:18:34,797 --> 01:18:35,928
It must have burst!
2123
01:18:36,102 --> 01:18:37,669
Jesus fucking Christ.
2124
01:18:37,843 --> 01:18:39,279
That's it! Your fucking done.
You're off the tour.
2125
01:18:39,453 --> 01:18:40,585
Strike three!
2126
01:18:40,759 --> 01:18:41,499
Frig off you big bully.
That's it!
2127
01:18:41,673 --> 01:18:43,153
Pants are comin' off!
2128
01:18:43,327 --> 01:18:44,458
Hey, fuck off, Butterball!
I'll fight you too!
2129
01:18:44,632 --> 01:18:46,025
Leave him alone
you fucking bully!
2130
01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:48,288
Errrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
2131
01:18:50,813 --> 01:18:51,770
Bubs!
2132
01:18:51,944 --> 01:18:52,858
Back off!
2133
01:18:53,032 --> 01:18:54,164
What the frig?
2134
01:18:54,338 --> 01:18:56,644
Holy shit, that
was straight 220!
2135
01:18:56,819 --> 01:18:57,907
Wake up.
2136
01:18:58,081 --> 01:18:58,995
Get him off my
fucking stage!
2137
01:18:59,169 --> 01:19:01,911
Holy fuck, he shit himself!
2138
01:19:03,521 --> 01:19:04,652
Bubs wake up, buddy.
2139
01:19:04,827 --> 01:19:06,002
Fuckin' outta here.
Fuck this.
2140
01:19:06,176 --> 01:19:08,308
Wake up, Bubs.
Who's got yer belly?
2141
01:19:08,482 --> 01:19:10,223
[Bubbles] I'm devastated.
What can I say?
2142
01:19:10,397 --> 01:19:13,836
I mean, I embarrassed myself
in front of all those people.
2143
01:19:14,010 --> 01:19:15,925
And Billy Bob
hates me for sure.
2144
01:19:16,099 --> 01:19:17,883
So, I mean,
it's just, it's awful.
2145
01:19:18,057 --> 01:19:19,537
I don't think he
hates you, Bubbles.
2146
01:19:19,711 --> 01:19:21,757
I mean, everybody
shits themselves.
2147
01:19:22,061 --> 01:19:24,977
Randy, I shit
myself on his stage.
2148
01:19:25,151 --> 01:19:26,892
He's in the newspaper
this morning.
2149
01:19:27,066 --> 01:19:28,676
They called them
The Litterboxmasters
2150
01:19:28,851 --> 01:19:30,026
for Christ's sakes.
2151
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:31,462
And they mentioned
Billy by name
2152
01:19:31,636 --> 01:19:32,985
in conjunction
with the incident.
2153
01:19:33,159 --> 01:19:35,640
Holy frig! You made
the newspaper!
2154
01:19:37,511 --> 01:19:39,470
Ricky was right,
you know that?
2155
01:19:39,644 --> 01:19:42,038
I mean, he said you're just a
shitty band covered in shit
2156
01:19:42,212 --> 01:19:42,995
and that's what
I've amounted to.
2157
01:19:43,169 --> 01:19:45,563
So, the dream's over.
2158
01:19:45,737 --> 01:19:48,174
[reporter] The Shitrockers
are no more?
2159
01:19:48,348 --> 01:19:50,350
Well, I can't imagine
they're gonna
2160
01:19:50,524 --> 01:19:53,397
wanna continue back home after
this fuckin' embarrassment!
2161
01:19:53,571 --> 01:19:55,225
You don't know
that for sure, Bubs.
2162
01:19:55,399 --> 01:19:57,357
I mean, you know what?
You paid for them to get home.
2163
01:19:57,531 --> 01:20:01,231
Yeah, with every fuckin'
penny I had to my goddamn name.
2164
01:20:01,405 --> 01:20:03,450
I think you should call Julian.
He could probably help us.
2165
01:20:03,624 --> 01:20:05,409
No, I'm not calling Julian.
2166
01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:07,977
Not calling him 'cause
fuckin' Ricky will be there
2167
01:20:08,151 --> 01:20:10,283
and I don't need
him saying 'atoadaso',
2168
01:20:10,457 --> 01:20:12,938
or whatever the fuck it is
he says in these situations.
2169
01:20:13,112 --> 01:20:14,244
Not doin' it.
2170
01:20:14,418 --> 01:20:16,202
We're just gonna
have to, you know,
2171
01:20:16,376 --> 01:20:18,814
be big boys and hitchhike.
2172
01:20:18,988 --> 01:20:20,337
We'll hitchhike to London,
2173
01:20:20,511 --> 01:20:22,643
maybe I'll play some
songs along the way
2174
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:24,515
and see if we can make
enough money to stay alive.
2175
01:20:24,689 --> 01:20:27,126
Maybe get a plane
ticket eventually.
2176
01:20:28,127 --> 01:20:31,087
You're gonna have to cut back
on the eatin' though, Randy.
2177
01:20:31,957 --> 01:20:33,176
It's gonna be hard.
2178
01:20:33,350 --> 01:20:36,744
♪ I was feeling low ♪
2179
01:20:36,919 --> 01:20:38,050
♪ Driving extra slow ♪
2180
01:20:38,224 --> 01:20:39,573
Oh, nice, Randy.
2181
01:20:39,747 --> 01:20:40,748
Big enough?
2182
01:20:40,923 --> 01:20:42,315
And you spelled it right too.
2183
01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:45,797
They probably are
looking at you going,
2184
01:20:45,971 --> 01:20:48,931
I don't want that stinky
cocksucker in my truck.
2185
01:20:49,105 --> 01:20:50,933
[Bubbles] What's in there?
Did we make anything?
2186
01:20:51,107 --> 01:20:52,282
A little bit.
2187
01:20:53,936 --> 01:20:56,025
This guy's stopping,
his blinkers' on.
2188
01:20:56,199 --> 01:20:57,548
Decent! Come on, Randy.
2189
01:20:57,722 --> 01:21:00,464
So you've been
driving for a while or?
2190
01:21:02,292 --> 01:21:04,424
Have you been
driving for a while?
2191
01:21:05,556 --> 01:21:07,340
Be on high alert.
2192
01:21:08,689 --> 01:21:10,517
[Bubbles] Anywhere here
is just fine.
2193
01:21:12,911 --> 01:21:14,521
- Frig.
- Fuck!
2194
01:21:14,695 --> 01:21:17,002
That guy's definitely
a serial killer!
2195
01:21:17,176 --> 01:21:18,047
Yeah.
2196
01:21:18,221 --> 01:21:19,962
John Wayne Gacy's cousin.
2197
01:21:21,137 --> 01:21:23,182
His Scottish cousin.
2198
01:21:23,661 --> 01:21:25,010
[Randy] How much further
to London?
2199
01:21:25,184 --> 01:21:28,187
Further, Randy,
a lot fuckin' further.
2200
01:21:28,361 --> 01:21:30,842
Bubbles, this thing's
4,000 years old,
2201
01:21:31,016 --> 01:21:32,670
can't we just
stop for a second?
2202
01:21:32,844 --> 01:21:34,933
Don't give a fuck, Randy.
Gotta get to London.
2203
01:21:35,107 --> 01:21:37,414
Hey, Bubbles, look, shit!
2204
01:21:37,762 --> 01:21:40,504
Rockers. Get it?!
2205
01:21:41,157 --> 01:21:43,899
I'm gonna slap you in the
tits in a minute, Randy.
2206
01:21:44,290 --> 01:21:46,205
This is fuckin' terrible!
2207
01:21:46,379 --> 01:21:47,946
Terrible!
2208
01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:50,427
Maybe hide your gut,
it's probably scarin' people.
2209
01:21:50,601 --> 01:21:52,385
Put it over your belly.
There you go.
2210
01:21:52,559 --> 01:21:54,083
That guy's pulling over!
2211
01:21:54,257 --> 01:21:55,736
Come on, Randy!
2212
01:21:56,650 --> 01:21:59,915
♪ That marmalade nose ♪
2213
01:22:00,089 --> 01:22:01,786
♪ Loved me hard ♪
2214
01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:03,353
What's the point, Randy?
2215
01:22:03,527 --> 01:22:05,833
Come on, Bubs.
You gotta keep trying.
2216
01:22:06,312 --> 01:22:07,705
We gotta get home.
2217
01:22:07,879 --> 01:22:09,533
I don't think we're ever
gonna get home, Randy.
2218
01:22:09,707 --> 01:22:11,752
I think this might be
where we live now, bud.
2219
01:22:12,231 --> 01:22:13,929
I think we're from
Blackpool now.
2220
01:22:14,103 --> 01:22:15,452
Come on. Keep trying.
2221
01:22:15,626 --> 01:22:17,019
Who's got yer belly?
Who's got yer belly?
2222
01:22:17,193 --> 01:22:18,107
Cheer up, Bubs.
2223
01:22:18,281 --> 01:22:19,717
I got yer belly.
2224
01:22:19,891 --> 01:22:21,153
Who's got my belly, Randy?
2225
01:22:21,327 --> 01:22:22,850
My belly.
2226
01:22:25,070 --> 01:22:26,245
[Randy] Come on.
2227
01:22:26,419 --> 01:22:27,725
[Bubbles] I'll keep tryin'.
2228
01:22:27,899 --> 01:22:30,162
♪ Whose getting
His belly now ♪
2229
01:22:35,776 --> 01:22:37,822
We got one, Randy.
2230
01:22:38,388 --> 01:22:39,737
How far are we going?
2231
01:22:39,911 --> 01:22:41,434
Right to London if we can.
2232
01:22:44,785 --> 01:22:46,439
It's friggen cold.
2233
01:22:47,440 --> 01:22:50,356
♪ I'd have nothing to lose ♪
2234
01:22:50,530 --> 01:22:55,666
♪ Unless I lost you ♪
2235
01:22:59,061 --> 01:23:01,411
[Bubbles] Thank you. Thank you.
2236
01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:03,587
Holy fuck!
2237
01:23:03,761 --> 01:23:06,285
Oh, finally!
Some warm air!
2238
01:23:06,459 --> 01:23:07,678
Holy frig!
2239
01:23:07,852 --> 01:23:08,940
I hope my nips go back.
2240
01:23:09,114 --> 01:23:10,681
They're like frozen erasers!
2241
01:23:10,855 --> 01:23:12,378
Well have you taken a
look around, Randy?
2242
01:23:12,552 --> 01:23:13,858
Look at this place!
2243
01:23:14,250 --> 01:23:16,426
Keep your fuckin' head
on a swivel around here.
2244
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,297
Eyes open for stabbers.
2245
01:23:18,471 --> 01:23:19,820
For stabbers?
2246
01:23:19,995 --> 01:23:21,518
Are you still cold, buddy?
2247
01:23:21,692 --> 01:23:24,695
I'm not too bad right now,
actually, you know, so.
2248
01:23:25,174 --> 01:23:27,132
Jesus Murphy!
What was that?
2249
01:23:27,306 --> 01:23:29,787
Calm down!
It was just a backfire, Bubs.
2250
01:23:29,961 --> 01:23:31,876
Okay, what are we
gonna do here, Randy?
2251
01:23:32,050 --> 01:23:33,530
What are we gonna do?
I'm freakin' out!
2252
01:23:33,704 --> 01:23:36,141
We should just get some
food at a nice restaurant
2253
01:23:36,315 --> 01:23:37,795
and then we can
think proper, Bubs.
2254
01:23:37,969 --> 01:23:39,318
- Some food?!
- Yeah.
2255
01:23:39,492 --> 01:23:41,364
Are you outta
yer mind, Randy?
2256
01:23:41,538 --> 01:23:45,542
We don't have money for food,
that's every fuckin' dime.
2257
01:23:45,716 --> 01:23:46,934
Holy fuck!
2258
01:23:47,109 --> 01:23:49,372
- What the frig?!
- We got robbed!
2259
01:23:49,546 --> 01:23:50,547
Frig off, buddy!
2260
01:23:50,721 --> 01:23:52,157
Oh my God. Okay.
2261
01:23:52,331 --> 01:23:54,377
I am officially freakin'
out now, Randy.
2262
01:23:54,551 --> 01:23:56,857
Calm down, Bubs.
Come, come, come here.
2263
01:23:57,032 --> 01:23:57,989
Get off the street.
2264
01:23:58,163 --> 01:23:59,425
Come on. Look, look.
2265
01:23:59,599 --> 01:24:00,731
Look at the shack.
2266
01:24:00,905 --> 01:24:02,385
It looks just like
your shed, okay?
2267
01:24:02,559 --> 01:24:04,169
- Here, here, here.
- Okay. Yes.
2268
01:24:04,343 --> 01:24:05,475
Go in there.
2269
01:24:05,649 --> 01:24:06,650
Yes. Maybe this
will calm me down.
2270
01:24:06,824 --> 01:24:07,825
Get get warm in
there, okay?
2271
01:24:07,999 --> 01:24:09,131
- Okay.
- Alright, I got this.
2272
01:24:09,305 --> 01:24:10,393
- Don't worry, Bubs.
- Small spaces.
2273
01:24:10,567 --> 01:24:13,048
- Small spaces.
- Don't worry. Look.
2274
01:24:13,222 --> 01:24:14,788
Oh my God, Smokey.
2275
01:24:14,962 --> 01:24:17,182
You're not gonna
do that are ya?
2276
01:24:17,356 --> 01:24:18,836
Gimme two hours.
2277
01:24:19,010 --> 01:24:20,794
I'm gonna suck and fuck
us a couple plane tickets
2278
01:24:20,968 --> 01:24:22,318
back to Sunnyvale.
2279
01:24:22,492 --> 01:24:23,754
You stay here, okay?
Get warm, alright?
2280
01:24:23,928 --> 01:24:25,190
Okay.
2281
01:24:25,756 --> 01:24:27,845
Suck with the wind, Randy!
2282
01:24:29,803 --> 01:24:30,935
You wanna party?
2283
01:24:31,109 --> 01:24:32,458
[man] Fuck off!
2284
01:24:33,590 --> 01:24:34,678
Hey, you wanna party?
2285
01:24:34,852 --> 01:24:36,027
Go fuck yourself!
2286
01:24:36,201 --> 01:24:37,463
No. You know what?
You know what?
2287
01:24:37,637 --> 01:24:38,682
Fuck this!
2288
01:24:47,647 --> 01:24:49,649
Hey, how's it going buddy?
2289
01:24:49,823 --> 01:24:51,390
Hey Bubs, miss ya brother!
2290
01:24:51,564 --> 01:24:52,957
Shit myself on stage...
2291
01:24:53,131 --> 01:24:53,914
Kicked off tour...
2292
01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:55,568
In London. Robbed!
2293
01:24:55,742 --> 01:24:57,048
No money.
2294
01:24:57,222 --> 01:25:00,356
Randy, suckin' and fuckin'!
2295
01:25:00,530 --> 01:25:01,748
Suckin' and fuckin'?
2296
01:25:01,922 --> 01:25:03,402
Bubs, you gotta
calm down, man.
2297
01:25:03,576 --> 01:25:05,796
Take a deep breath.
We can't understand you.
2298
01:25:06,579 --> 01:25:09,930
I am in London
alone, Julian.
2299
01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:11,497
I'm abandoned.
2300
01:25:11,671 --> 01:25:14,283
I'm freaked out, and I
need you to come get me.
2301
01:25:14,457 --> 01:25:16,111
I'm sorry, you gotta
come right now.
2302
01:25:16,285 --> 01:25:17,286
Come get ya, man?
2303
01:25:17,460 --> 01:25:18,852
We can't come get ya,
2304
01:25:19,026 --> 01:25:20,071
you're on the other side
of the fuckin' ocean!
2305
01:25:20,245 --> 01:25:21,159
What?!
2306
01:25:21,333 --> 01:25:22,769
You said you fuckin' could!
2307
01:25:22,943 --> 01:25:24,945
You said you'd be here
in a matter of hours!
2308
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:27,122
Bubs, we were trippin'
out on mushrooms, man.
2309
01:25:27,296 --> 01:25:29,428
Yeah, we just said that to make
you feel fuckin' better, man.
2310
01:25:29,602 --> 01:25:31,952
Oh my fuck! Okay!
2311
01:25:32,127 --> 01:25:34,520
I die in a
phone booth in London!
2312
01:25:34,694 --> 01:25:37,132
This is how it ends for
me right here, boys.
2313
01:25:37,306 --> 01:25:39,134
- This is it!
- Alright, alright!
2314
01:25:39,308 --> 01:25:41,571
Just calm the fuck
down, alright?
2315
01:25:41,745 --> 01:25:43,616
Do you see any street
signs around ya?
2316
01:25:43,790 --> 01:25:48,360
Um, I think I'm at the
corner of Brick Lane
2317
01:25:48,534 --> 01:25:50,797
and Brick Lane and
somethin' or other.
2318
01:25:50,971 --> 01:25:52,364
Okay, I got it, man.
2319
01:25:52,538 --> 01:25:54,453
Do you see like any
landmarks or anything?
2320
01:25:54,627 --> 01:25:59,110
There's a great big poster of
like a scary, scary chicken
2321
01:25:59,284 --> 01:26:02,766
eatin' a fuckin' human
eyeball, Julian. Okay.
2322
01:26:04,420 --> 01:26:05,725
Oh my God!
2323
01:26:05,899 --> 01:26:08,163
There's a sign that
says Whitechapel!
2324
01:26:08,337 --> 01:26:11,296
I'm right where fuckin'
Jack the Ripper lives, boys!
2325
01:26:11,470 --> 01:26:13,255
Jack The Ripper?
Holy fuck, man. Run!
2326
01:26:13,429 --> 01:26:14,430
He's fuckin' crazy!
2327
01:26:14,604 --> 01:26:16,083
I saw a show on him.
2328
01:26:16,258 --> 01:26:17,955
He fuckin' guts people
and then he ear fucks them!
2329
01:26:18,129 --> 01:26:20,087
Ricky, Ricky,
would you shut up?
2330
01:26:20,262 --> 01:26:22,002
Just stay where you are right
there, you'll be fine. Okay?!
2331
01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:24,091
We'll get there as fast
as humanly possible.
2332
01:26:24,266 --> 01:26:26,529
Stay in the
fuckin' phone booth.
2333
01:26:26,703 --> 01:26:29,184
Okay. Okay. Hurry, Julian.
2334
01:26:29,358 --> 01:26:30,533
Just fuckin' hurry.
2335
01:26:34,537 --> 01:26:36,321
I knew I never should have
fuckin' let him go over there
2336
01:26:36,495 --> 01:26:38,105
on his own, man,
I fuckin' knew it.
2337
01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:39,933
Go get packed.
2338
01:26:40,107 --> 01:26:42,893
How in the fuck are we gonna
afford tickets to a plane?
2339
01:26:43,067 --> 01:26:44,503
Judy can hook us up.
2340
01:26:44,677 --> 01:26:46,462
Who in the fuck is Judy?
2341
01:26:46,636 --> 01:26:48,333
It's a stripper I'm bangin'.
She works in an airline.
2342
01:26:48,507 --> 01:26:49,769
She's got these
buddy pass things.
2343
01:26:49,943 --> 01:26:51,336
Said she'll hook me
up anytime, man.
2344
01:26:51,510 --> 01:26:54,470
Alright, let's go get
fucked up in London!
2345
01:26:58,909 --> 01:27:00,215
No big deal.
2346
01:27:40,124 --> 01:27:41,734
There's the chicken poster.
2347
01:27:41,908 --> 01:27:43,388
Holy fuck!
2348
01:27:45,172 --> 01:27:46,217
Bubs?
2349
01:27:46,391 --> 01:27:47,479
Fuck, he's dead!
2350
01:27:47,653 --> 01:27:49,176
He's not dead.
Bubs! Come on!
2351
01:27:49,612 --> 01:27:50,961
Let's get you
outta there, man.
2352
01:27:51,135 --> 01:27:52,223
- Julian!
- It's us.
2353
01:27:52,397 --> 01:27:53,268
Thank fuck
you're okay, man.
2354
01:27:53,442 --> 01:27:54,486
I was worried about ya.
2355
01:27:54,660 --> 01:27:56,271
- You're here!
- Oh Jesus, Bubs.
2356
01:27:56,445 --> 01:27:56,793
You didn't run into that
Jack The Ripper cocksucker,
2357
01:27:56,967 --> 01:27:57,446
did ya?
2358
01:27:57,620 --> 01:27:59,274
No.
2359
01:27:59,448 --> 01:28:00,710
Fuck, the way Julian was
talkin' you're in a war zone.
2360
01:28:00,884 --> 01:28:02,712
It's actually really
fuckin' cool here.
2361
01:28:02,886 --> 01:28:05,889
It's a lot scarier at
night, boys, believe me.
2362
01:28:06,063 --> 01:28:07,673
Alright, let's get
the fuck outta here.
2363
01:28:07,847 --> 01:28:08,848
Where's Randy?
2364
01:28:09,022 --> 01:28:11,068
Ah, I lost him.
He he took off.
2365
01:28:11,242 --> 01:28:12,939
Oh, well. Too bad. Let's go.
2366
01:28:13,113 --> 01:28:16,291
No, we're not leaving Randy.
He wouldn't leave me behind.
2367
01:28:16,465 --> 01:28:18,075
You just said he
took off on ya.
2368
01:28:18,249 --> 01:28:19,990
No, Ricky.
2369
01:28:20,164 --> 01:28:23,123
He's gone with the hat and the
glasses on trying to make money.
2370
01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:25,169
Randy's roamin' around
here as Smokey right now?
2371
01:28:25,343 --> 01:28:27,258
Jack The Ripper's
definitely gonna get his big,
2372
01:28:27,432 --> 01:28:29,216
long fuckin' meaty murder
fingers inside of him.
2373
01:28:29,391 --> 01:28:30,653
Like deep.
2374
01:28:30,827 --> 01:28:32,481
He'll be fine.
He'll make some money.
2375
01:28:32,655 --> 01:28:33,612
He'll come home when he wants
to, all right, let's go.
2376
01:28:33,786 --> 01:28:35,832
No, it's not the
way this works.
2377
01:28:36,006 --> 01:28:37,660
We're not leaving
Randy behind.
2378
01:28:38,138 --> 01:28:39,836
Oh, Jesus Christ, Bubbles.
2379
01:28:41,141 --> 01:28:43,318
Alright, how the fuck do you
propose we do that now, huh?
2380
01:28:47,539 --> 01:28:49,541
I don't think he
coulda got too far, boys.
2381
01:28:49,715 --> 01:28:52,065
I mean, surely somebody will
recognize him from these.
2382
01:28:52,239 --> 01:28:53,632
We'll stay one night,
2383
01:28:53,806 --> 01:28:54,633
but if we don't find
him by the mornin',
2384
01:28:54,807 --> 01:28:55,765
we're the fuck outta here.
2385
01:28:55,939 --> 01:28:57,114
We're gonna find him, Julian.
2386
01:28:57,288 --> 01:28:58,550
If we're staying
in London tonight,
2387
01:28:58,724 --> 01:28:59,943
we are definitely
getting fucked up!
2388
01:29:00,117 --> 01:29:01,379
It'd be a shame to
come all this way
2389
01:29:01,553 --> 01:29:03,207
and not sample the
local drugs, boys.
2390
01:29:03,381 --> 01:29:04,469
Alright, let's get the rest
of these fuckin' posters up.
2391
01:29:04,643 --> 01:29:05,992
And then can we
find a fucking pub
2392
01:29:06,166 --> 01:29:07,429
where I can find some
rum, please, huh?
2393
01:29:07,603 --> 01:29:08,908
- Yes!
- Alright.
2394
01:29:09,082 --> 01:29:10,519
Fuckin' Randy.
2395
01:29:14,958 --> 01:29:16,394
Randy!
2396
01:29:16,742 --> 01:29:18,396
Who gives a fuck?
2397
01:29:18,570 --> 01:29:20,703
Like fuck him!
2398
01:29:20,877 --> 01:29:25,708
Hash, weed,
mushrooms, anyone?
2399
01:29:25,882 --> 01:29:27,449
- You got hash?
- Let's go up there.
2400
01:29:27,623 --> 01:29:29,102
- Any weed? Mushrooms?
- Come on. Come on!
2401
01:29:29,276 --> 01:29:31,148
Does anybody in this
fuckin' town have any hash?
2402
01:29:31,888 --> 01:29:33,237
Seen a guy, no shirt,
2403
01:29:33,411 --> 01:29:35,413
looks like a fuckin'
gorilla walkin' around?
2404
01:29:35,587 --> 01:29:37,110
I haven't. Not around here.
2405
01:29:37,284 --> 01:29:38,851
Maybe over there.
2406
01:29:42,812 --> 01:29:45,597
Hey boys, I got a
few more made. Okay.
2407
01:29:45,771 --> 01:29:48,818
The guy in there he said down
here it's all burger shops.
2408
01:29:48,992 --> 01:29:50,167
Who gives a fuck?
2409
01:29:50,341 --> 01:29:51,124
Guarantee that's
where he's gonna be.
2410
01:29:51,298 --> 01:29:52,517
This is fucked!
2411
01:29:52,691 --> 01:29:54,345
Well, Ricky,
what the fuck do you...
2412
01:29:55,041 --> 01:29:56,478
Hang on.
2413
01:29:56,652 --> 01:29:58,131
It's an unknown number.
2414
01:29:58,305 --> 01:29:59,959
Well answer it.
It could be fuckin' Randy.
2415
01:30:00,133 --> 01:30:01,221
Hello?
2416
01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:02,832
Hey Bubbles, it's Billy.
2417
01:30:03,006 --> 01:30:05,095
Billy? Hey, how you doin'?
2418
01:30:05,269 --> 01:30:06,749
Oh, I'm I'm good, buddy.
2419
01:30:06,923 --> 01:30:08,359
How did you get my number?
2420
01:30:08,533 --> 01:30:10,448
Well, I'm with your
buddy, uh, Waylon,
2421
01:30:10,622 --> 01:30:12,581
your bass player,
and he gave me your number.
2422
01:30:12,755 --> 01:30:14,104
Waylon?
2423
01:30:14,278 --> 01:30:15,584
Um, listen, I just wanna
tell you something.
2424
01:30:15,758 --> 01:30:17,412
I'm really sorry the
way this went down
2425
01:30:17,586 --> 01:30:19,936
and, uh, I miss your
presence around here, buddy.
2426
01:30:20,110 --> 01:30:21,416
So where are ya?
2427
01:30:21,590 --> 01:30:23,243
I don't know.
2428
01:30:23,418 --> 01:30:25,898
I think down in the sort of
the Jack The Ripper area.
2429
01:30:26,072 --> 01:30:27,552
Well, I'll tell ya,
send me the address.
2430
01:30:27,726 --> 01:30:29,162
I'm gonna send
a car for ya
2431
01:30:29,336 --> 01:30:30,381
'cause I gotta surprise.
2432
01:30:30,555 --> 01:30:32,252
We're at a real cool after-pary
2433
01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:34,167
and I wanna bring you to it, okay?
2434
01:30:34,341 --> 01:30:35,647
Yeah, okay.
2435
01:30:35,821 --> 01:30:37,083
Alright buddy,
we'll see ya in a bit.
2436
01:30:37,257 --> 01:30:38,520
Okay, see ya Billy.
2437
01:30:38,694 --> 01:30:41,436
Boys, that was
Billy Bob Thornton.
2438
01:30:41,610 --> 01:30:42,741
He's sending a
fuckin' car for us.
2439
01:30:42,915 --> 01:30:44,221
- What?
- Where the fuck we goin'?
2440
01:30:44,395 --> 01:30:46,397
[Julian] My drink
is officially flat.
2441
01:30:46,571 --> 01:30:49,139
I need some drugs or this trip
has become a complete failure.
2442
01:30:49,313 --> 01:30:51,358
[Bubbles] Well, he said it's
a fuckin' party, boys,
2443
01:30:51,533 --> 01:30:53,099
I'm sure there's drugs
and liquor in here.
2444
01:30:53,273 --> 01:30:54,492
Where the fuck are we,
at The White House?
2445
01:30:54,666 --> 01:30:56,015
Wrong fuckin' country, Rick.
2446
01:30:56,189 --> 01:30:57,843
Okay, hang on. Just wait.
2447
01:30:58,583 --> 01:31:00,455
Oh my fuck, boys!
2448
01:31:01,586 --> 01:31:03,327
We're at Abbey Road!
2449
01:31:03,501 --> 01:31:04,589
Is that good?
2450
01:31:04,763 --> 01:31:06,765
This is the real Abbey Road!
2451
01:31:07,418 --> 01:31:09,028
I don't think
I can do this!
2452
01:31:09,202 --> 01:31:11,509
What are you talkin' about?
Yes you can, man!
2453
01:31:11,683 --> 01:31:13,642
There's definitely free
booze in there, Bubs.
2454
01:31:14,338 --> 01:31:15,948
I'm gonna lose it, boys!
2455
01:31:16,122 --> 01:31:17,776
No. You know what?
2456
01:31:18,255 --> 01:31:19,561
Oh, Jesus Christ.
2457
01:31:19,735 --> 01:31:21,127
You're not pissin'
yourself again, are ya?
2458
01:31:22,128 --> 01:31:23,129
Nope.
2459
01:31:25,088 --> 01:31:26,742
Not a chance, Ricky.
2460
01:31:27,482 --> 01:31:30,223
You know that collar I
wear of Vince's on my wrist?
2461
01:31:30,397 --> 01:31:32,051
I'm wearing her
somewhere else.
2462
01:31:32,225 --> 01:31:34,010
What? On your cock?
2463
01:31:34,184 --> 01:31:36,491
She's cinched
down tight, baby.
2464
01:31:37,622 --> 01:31:38,928
Let's do this!
2465
01:31:39,494 --> 01:31:40,625
Let's do this.
2466
01:31:40,799 --> 01:31:42,627
Hey Bubbles!
You made it, man.
2467
01:31:42,801 --> 01:31:43,802
Danny!
2468
01:31:43,976 --> 01:31:45,456
Who's this dick sandwich?
2469
01:31:45,630 --> 01:31:47,676
Ricky, that's him.
2470
01:31:47,850 --> 01:31:48,633
That's the guy?
2471
01:31:48,807 --> 01:31:50,287
Randy banged his dad?
2472
01:31:50,461 --> 01:31:52,594
Ricky! Keep your voice down.
2473
01:31:52,768 --> 01:31:54,770
It's a touchy subject.
2474
01:31:54,944 --> 01:31:56,119
Hey Danny, how's it goin'?
2475
01:31:56,293 --> 01:31:57,250
Good, man. How are you?
2476
01:31:57,424 --> 01:31:58,643
Good to see you.
2477
01:31:58,817 --> 01:32:00,384
- Going in here?
- Yeah, in here, bud.
2478
01:32:00,558 --> 01:32:02,168
So you ready for this?
2479
01:32:02,342 --> 01:32:04,562
♪ ["Deeper than Holy"
de Pastel] ♪
2480
01:32:04,736 --> 01:32:06,390
What the fuck is that smell?
2481
01:32:06,912 --> 01:32:08,261
Fuck, boys!
2482
01:32:09,306 --> 01:32:11,047
Abbey Road Studio 2!
2483
01:32:11,221 --> 01:32:14,398
♪ I was born with this skill ♪
2484
01:32:14,572 --> 01:32:15,747
Holy fuck!
2485
01:32:15,921 --> 01:32:17,662
- Ricky!
- What?
2486
01:32:18,489 --> 01:32:20,317
Cheap Trick are
sittin' right there.
2487
01:32:20,491 --> 01:32:21,666
Holy fuck! Oh my...
2488
01:32:21,840 --> 01:32:23,538
The first time I
banged in my trunk
2489
01:32:23,712 --> 01:32:25,235
I was listening to your fuckin'
fire song with the flame.
2490
01:32:25,409 --> 01:32:26,497
You guys are good!
2491
01:32:26,671 --> 01:32:28,325
There's the bar. Let's go.
2492
01:32:28,804 --> 01:32:30,806
Waylon, what are
you doin' here?
2493
01:32:30,980 --> 01:32:32,155
I told you I was tight
with Billy, man.
2494
01:32:32,329 --> 01:32:33,548
- I told ya.
- Does nobody smell that?
2495
01:32:33,722 --> 01:32:34,723
I'll take ten
double Rum & Cokes,
2496
01:32:34,897 --> 01:32:35,898
easy on the Coke though.
2497
01:32:36,072 --> 01:32:37,160
Real fuckin' easy, alright?
2498
01:32:37,334 --> 01:32:38,683
You guys gettin' something?
2499
01:32:38,857 --> 01:32:40,206
Yeah, shove the fuck
over there, turtle tits.
2500
01:32:40,380 --> 01:32:41,991
What the fuck?
Calm down, mate.
2501
01:32:42,165 --> 01:32:43,775
Why don't you go paint some
cocks on telephone poles
2502
01:32:43,949 --> 01:32:45,908
before I shove a fork right
through your fuckin' nose!
2503
01:32:46,082 --> 01:32:47,300
Bring it, pretty boy.
Fuckin' bring it.
2504
01:32:47,474 --> 01:32:49,128
I'll fuckin' end ya,
you little cunt.
2505
01:32:49,302 --> 01:32:50,086
- Oh, you're gonna end me?
- I'll put both of you fuckin'--
2506
01:32:50,260 --> 01:32:51,522
Hey, guys, what's up?
2507
01:32:51,696 --> 01:32:53,132
Hey, Bubbles,
I'm glad you made it.
2508
01:32:53,306 --> 01:32:54,699
Thanks for thanks for
bringing us in here, Billy.
2509
01:32:54,873 --> 01:32:56,179
This is unbelievable!
2510
01:32:56,353 --> 01:32:57,789
I know, it's pretty
awesome, init?
2511
01:32:57,963 --> 01:32:58,790
This is my friend Martin,
by the way, guys.
2512
01:32:58,964 --> 01:33:00,139
Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
2513
01:33:00,313 --> 01:33:01,227
I know who that is,
Martin Freeman.
2514
01:33:01,401 --> 01:33:02,577
Okay. Come on.
2515
01:33:02,751 --> 01:33:04,317
I thought Morgan Freeman
was black?
2516
01:33:04,491 --> 01:33:06,189
Not Morgan Freeman, Ricky.
2517
01:33:06,363 --> 01:33:07,930
Hey, listen, I want you
to meet my buddies.
2518
01:33:08,104 --> 01:33:09,714
This is Bubbles, everybody.
2519
01:33:09,888 --> 01:33:11,237
Hey.
2520
01:33:11,411 --> 01:33:12,151
Hey, you're the guy
who pissed himself.
2521
01:33:12,325 --> 01:33:14,284
No, he shit himself.
2522
01:33:14,458 --> 01:33:15,981
Yeah, well that was me but...
2523
01:33:16,155 --> 01:33:17,243
You shit yourself?
2524
01:33:17,417 --> 01:33:18,810
I did, Ricky!
2525
01:33:18,984 --> 01:33:20,856
It's amazing to meet ya!
Look at this, boys.
2526
01:33:21,030 --> 01:33:22,509
Hey, it's no big deal, mate.
2527
01:33:22,684 --> 01:33:24,120
Thanks, Ronnie.
2528
01:33:24,947 --> 01:33:26,426
So yeah. Hey Mayhue,
come here.
2529
01:33:26,601 --> 01:33:28,994
What did I say
to say to him?
2530
01:33:29,168 --> 01:33:31,214
Hey, sorry for throwing
you off the tour.
2531
01:33:31,388 --> 01:33:34,652
You're not the first band creep
that piss and shit himself.
2532
01:33:34,826 --> 01:33:36,872
I guess everybody
deserves a fourth chance.
2533
01:33:37,046 --> 01:33:38,569
I appreciate that.
2534
01:33:38,743 --> 01:33:39,614
Is that guy with his
hairy ass hanging out,
2535
01:33:39,788 --> 01:33:40,876
is that Randy?!
2536
01:33:41,050 --> 01:33:42,138
That's what we've
been smelling.
2537
01:33:42,312 --> 01:33:43,356
It's Randy's shit, boys.
2538
01:33:43,530 --> 01:33:44,531
...dressed as a clown.
2539
01:33:44,706 --> 01:33:45,750
And then there's
the Terminator,
2540
01:33:45,924 --> 01:33:46,969
and then a policeman.
2541
01:33:47,143 --> 01:33:47,883
Two shots, please.
2542
01:33:48,057 --> 01:33:48,797
One second, Billy.
2543
01:33:48,971 --> 01:33:50,233
Yeah, okay.
2544
01:33:50,929 --> 01:33:52,714
Oh, Bub's! Holy frig!
How you doin'?
2545
01:33:52,888 --> 01:33:54,498
What the fuck are
you doing here?
2546
01:33:54,672 --> 01:33:57,066
We wasted the entire day
looking for your hairy ass!
2547
01:33:57,240 --> 01:33:58,241
What am I doing here?
2548
01:33:58,415 --> 01:33:59,416
What are you
guys doin' here?
2549
01:33:59,590 --> 01:34:01,113
Excuse me, excuse me.
2550
01:34:01,287 --> 01:34:02,201
We came to save Bubbles
'cause you fuckin' abandoned him
2551
01:34:02,375 --> 01:34:03,899
by Jack The Ripper's house.
2552
01:34:04,073 --> 01:34:04,813
I should slap you tits right
off you fuckin asshole!
2553
01:34:04,987 --> 01:34:06,336
Whoa! Hey, whoa, whoa!
2554
01:34:06,510 --> 01:34:07,990
Who are these
ruffians, Randall?
2555
01:34:08,164 --> 01:34:10,166
These guys they're from
Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
2556
01:34:10,340 --> 01:34:11,820
Sunnyvale what mm what?
2557
01:34:12,342 --> 01:34:14,997
The Randy that you thought
you knew is dead now.
2558
01:34:15,171 --> 01:34:17,913
Randy has been
reborn as Randall.
2559
01:34:18,087 --> 01:34:19,305
And he is mine.
2560
01:34:19,828 --> 01:34:21,003
Perfect.
2561
01:34:21,177 --> 01:34:23,614
Randall
loves when I do whale songs
2562
01:34:23,788 --> 01:34:24,920
- in his ears.
- Oh yeah.
2563
01:34:27,183 --> 01:34:28,924
We're getting along
really good, guys.
2564
01:34:29,098 --> 01:34:32,275
He likes it when I blow on
his little Jelly Tot nipples.
2565
01:34:36,192 --> 01:34:38,020
What kind of drugs
are you guys on?
2566
01:34:38,716 --> 01:34:40,065
Three, two, one, boring!
2567
01:34:40,239 --> 01:34:42,851
Randy, let's go and
play Space Invaders
2568
01:34:43,025 --> 01:34:45,027
on my vintage video console.
2569
01:34:45,201 --> 01:34:46,855
Okay. Don't leave
without me, guys!
2570
01:34:47,029 --> 01:34:48,770
What the fuck just happened?
2571
01:34:50,336 --> 01:34:53,035
I don't know, Ricky, but
I'm freakin' out like...
2572
01:34:53,731 --> 01:34:57,256
I'm in Studio 2, like, with
these people in this building.
2573
01:34:57,430 --> 01:34:59,345
This is like a
fuckin' dream, boys!
2574
01:34:59,519 --> 01:35:00,825
Must be a bad one, is it?
2575
01:35:00,999 --> 01:35:02,958
- What?
- Well, you're cryin' and shit.
2576
01:35:03,132 --> 01:35:04,699
No, Ricky.
2577
01:35:04,873 --> 01:35:06,439
No, I'm not cryin'
'cause of that.
2578
01:35:06,613 --> 01:35:10,052
It's like, it's like we're
on sacred ground, Ricky.
2579
01:35:10,226 --> 01:35:11,836
This is where the
greatest music of all time
2580
01:35:12,010 --> 01:35:13,838
was recorded right
here in my opinion.
2581
01:35:14,012 --> 01:35:15,710
Fuckin' Helix recorded here?
2582
01:35:16,188 --> 01:35:17,450
Not Helix, Ricky,
2583
01:35:17,624 --> 01:35:19,322
the greatest
music of all time!
2584
01:35:19,496 --> 01:35:22,412
This is like, it's like
being in a fuckin' fairytale!
2585
01:35:22,586 --> 01:35:23,543
You just don't get it, man.
2586
01:35:23,718 --> 01:35:24,544
Do you?
2587
01:35:24,719 --> 01:35:26,372
Well, yeah, kind of.
2588
01:35:26,546 --> 01:35:28,070
It just looks like a big dumb
old room to me, I dunno.
2589
01:35:28,244 --> 01:35:29,506
It's not though, man.
2590
01:35:29,680 --> 01:35:31,508
I've always dreamt
of recording here.
2591
01:35:31,682 --> 01:35:33,640
Like that's why I have
Tabby Road Studios,
2592
01:35:33,815 --> 01:35:35,338
it's named after this.
2593
01:35:35,512 --> 01:35:37,427
Then you have to. You have
to record a song here.
2594
01:35:37,601 --> 01:35:38,994
Oh yeah, Ricky,
2595
01:35:39,168 --> 01:35:41,344
I'd love to someday, if
I can save up the money
2596
01:35:41,518 --> 01:35:43,172
and it's booked
years in advance.
2597
01:35:43,346 --> 01:35:44,913
You can't just record here.
2598
01:35:45,087 --> 01:35:47,263
No, I mean, you need to record
here right the fuck now!
2599
01:35:48,090 --> 01:35:49,047
What?!
2600
01:35:49,221 --> 01:35:50,135
Okay, strange things!
2601
01:35:50,309 --> 01:35:52,050
Fuck off!
2602
01:35:52,616 --> 01:35:54,183
Shut the fuck up!
2603
01:35:54,574 --> 01:35:56,794
Just fucking stop!
2604
01:35:56,968 --> 01:35:59,101
Okay. I need everybody
here to shut the fuck up.
2605
01:35:59,275 --> 01:36:01,407
That's right, shut your
big fuckin' fancy mouths.
2606
01:36:01,581 --> 01:36:03,235
Ricky, don't do this!
2607
01:36:03,409 --> 01:36:04,976
Bubs, I got this.
2608
01:36:05,150 --> 01:36:06,891
My name is Ricky, and you're
gonna shut the fuck up
2609
01:36:07,065 --> 01:36:08,980
or I'm gonna start smashin'
everything in this room
2610
01:36:09,154 --> 01:36:10,460
and I might even punch a
couple people in the face
2611
01:36:10,634 --> 01:36:12,331
in the process.
2612
01:36:12,505 --> 01:36:13,855
You're definitely gettin'
punched in the fuckin' face.
2613
01:36:14,029 --> 01:36:15,639
That's my best friend
over there, Bubbles.
2614
01:36:15,813 --> 01:36:18,033
He's been kind of fucked
around the last couple weeks.
2615
01:36:18,207 --> 01:36:19,512
He got kicked off a tour
2616
01:36:19,686 --> 01:36:20,687
'cause he couldn't
help pissin' himself
2617
01:36:20,862 --> 01:36:22,211
in front of all
the celebrities.
2618
01:36:22,385 --> 01:36:23,560
He's actually
got a cat collar
2619
01:36:23,734 --> 01:36:24,866
cinching around
his cock right now
2620
01:36:25,040 --> 01:36:26,258
so that he could
come in here
2621
01:36:26,432 --> 01:36:27,216
and not piss all
over you people.
2622
01:36:27,390 --> 01:36:28,739
Ricky, what the...?
2623
01:36:28,913 --> 01:36:31,263
Bubs, I said relax.
I got this.
2624
01:36:31,437 --> 01:36:34,092
He's always dreamt of
recordin' a song in here
2625
01:36:34,266 --> 01:36:35,877
and Bubs you're my
best friend, buddy.
2626
01:36:36,051 --> 01:36:37,835
I love you, and I'm gonna
make this happen for you.
2627
01:36:38,009 --> 01:36:39,271
Fuck.
2628
01:36:39,445 --> 01:36:40,403
Get up here, Bubs!
2629
01:36:40,969 --> 01:36:43,362
Ricky! Jesus Murphy!
2630
01:36:43,536 --> 01:36:45,712
Does anybody in here know how
to work this recordie shit?
2631
01:36:45,887 --> 01:36:47,366
Put your hand up, please!
2632
01:36:48,498 --> 01:36:50,108
Mr. Burns? Okay.
2633
01:36:50,282 --> 01:36:52,763
Get the fuck up here,
you scarf wearing old cunt.
2634
01:36:52,937 --> 01:36:55,592
I might be able to help
you if you promise
2635
01:36:55,766 --> 01:36:58,073
not to smash the
bloody place up.
2636
01:36:58,247 --> 01:36:59,596
So you know how to
work this stuff?
2637
01:36:59,770 --> 01:37:00,945
I do.
2638
01:37:02,381 --> 01:37:04,166
Well let's get it going then,
Dick Clamp.
2639
01:37:04,340 --> 01:37:05,645
All right.
2640
01:37:07,386 --> 01:37:08,605
There you go, mate.
2641
01:37:08,779 --> 01:37:10,085
Try this.
2642
01:37:10,259 --> 01:37:11,782
Alright.
2643
01:37:11,956 --> 01:37:13,479
Are you sure you know what
the fuck you're doin'?
2644
01:37:13,653 --> 01:37:14,872
Like shouldn't he be singin'
into the top of that?
2645
01:37:15,046 --> 01:37:16,918
- Ricky. Ricky.
- Ah...
2646
01:37:17,092 --> 01:37:18,397
He knows what
the fuck he's doin'.
2647
01:37:18,571 --> 01:37:20,138
It's Eddie Kramer.
2648
01:37:20,312 --> 01:37:21,923
He recorded fuckin'
Jimi Hendrix and Led Zeppelin.
2649
01:37:22,097 --> 01:37:24,577
And The Rolling Stones
and The Beatles.
2650
01:37:24,751 --> 01:37:26,579
Did you ever record
Helix or Trooper?
2651
01:37:26,753 --> 01:37:27,972
Never.
2652
01:37:28,146 --> 01:37:29,147
Well, I'm not
fuckin' impressed.
2653
01:37:29,321 --> 01:37:30,540
Ricky.
2654
01:37:30,714 --> 01:37:31,976
I'm sorry about that,
Mr. Kramer.
2655
01:37:32,150 --> 01:37:33,717
I think your work's fantastic.
2656
01:37:33,891 --> 01:37:35,023
Thank you.
2657
01:37:35,937 --> 01:37:37,634
- Keep going.
- Okay.
2658
01:37:37,808 --> 01:37:39,592
Look guys, I know
this is a big ask,
2659
01:37:39,766 --> 01:37:41,507
but I mean,
he's a sweet kid
2660
01:37:41,681 --> 01:37:43,640
and all he's ever wanted to
do is have a song about cats.
2661
01:37:43,814 --> 01:37:45,381
- Really?
- Yeah.
2662
01:37:45,555 --> 01:37:46,773
He's obsessed with cats.
2663
01:37:46,948 --> 01:37:48,079
The musical?
2664
01:37:48,253 --> 01:37:49,341
No, just fuckin' cats.
2665
01:37:49,515 --> 01:37:50,777
He's obsessed with 'em.
2666
01:37:50,952 --> 01:37:52,562
- Oh.
- Yeah. One way or the other.
2667
01:37:52,736 --> 01:37:54,738
The point is,
is you guys are here,
2668
01:37:54,912 --> 01:37:56,653
he's all nerved up and shit,
you know?
2669
01:37:56,827 --> 01:37:59,047
So if you don't
mind to lend a hand,
2670
01:37:59,221 --> 01:38:01,179
maybe encourage
him a little bit.
2671
01:38:01,353 --> 01:38:03,573
- Yeah, yeah. Cool.
- Alright? Cool.
2672
01:38:03,747 --> 01:38:05,444
Okay, thanks
everybody for the,
2673
01:38:05,618 --> 01:38:06,881
for the being quiet stuff.
2674
01:38:07,055 --> 01:38:09,709
This is, this is unbelievable.
2675
01:38:09,884 --> 01:38:12,930
I'm gonna sing a song I wrote
about the greatest thing
2676
01:38:13,104 --> 01:38:14,236
that's, that's ever lived.
2677
01:38:14,410 --> 01:38:15,977
This is a song called,
2678
01:38:16,151 --> 01:38:18,196
called "Kitties Are So Nice".
2679
01:38:18,370 --> 01:38:20,895
Right. Let's get this bloody
show on the road, shall we.
2680
01:38:21,069 --> 01:38:22,766
Hang on a second.
2681
01:38:23,462 --> 01:38:25,334
Are you sure this is
the song you wanna sing?
2682
01:38:25,508 --> 01:38:26,552
Are you positive?
2683
01:38:26,726 --> 01:38:28,554
I think so, shouldn't I?
2684
01:38:28,990 --> 01:38:31,253
Well, I don't know.
It's your song, okay?
2685
01:38:31,427 --> 01:38:32,863
Okay.
2686
01:38:33,037 --> 01:38:34,212
You sing whatever the
fuck you want to sing.
2687
01:38:34,386 --> 01:38:36,301
When you sing that
thing backstage,
2688
01:38:36,649 --> 01:38:37,868
it moved me.
2689
01:38:38,042 --> 01:38:39,043
I swear to God,
it moved me.
2690
01:38:39,217 --> 01:38:40,305
- Really?
- Yes, it did.
2691
01:38:40,479 --> 01:38:41,916
Well, I mean,
I have a song
2692
01:38:42,090 --> 01:38:44,005
that I've never played
for anybody, ever.
2693
01:38:44,179 --> 01:38:45,876
And I mean,
when I sing it,
2694
01:38:46,050 --> 01:38:48,313
it makes me cry 'cause it's
about one of my old kitties, so.
2695
01:38:48,487 --> 01:38:50,098
Bubbles, listen to me.
2696
01:38:51,882 --> 01:38:55,059
When you sing from the heart,
good things happen.
2697
01:38:59,237 --> 01:39:00,673
You got that, right?
2698
01:39:01,326 --> 01:39:04,416
- I I think so.
- Okay, good.
2699
01:39:04,590 --> 01:39:06,157
Go get 'em, buddy.
2700
01:39:08,507 --> 01:39:09,944
Okay.
2701
01:39:10,248 --> 01:39:14,296
Okay, um, forget what I
said before, everybody.
2702
01:39:14,470 --> 01:39:15,993
This is a song about,
2703
01:39:16,472 --> 01:39:18,648
about findin'
the courage to,
2704
01:39:19,562 --> 01:39:21,390
to be your own person.
2705
01:39:22,608 --> 01:39:24,306
This is a song called,
2706
01:39:24,828 --> 01:39:27,309
"Standing On The
Shoulders Of Kitties".
2707
01:39:29,572 --> 01:39:31,574
[Eddie] Whenever you're ready, mate.
2708
01:39:32,140 --> 01:39:33,532
Let's do it when
you're comfortable.
2709
01:39:33,706 --> 01:39:35,012
Yep.
2710
01:39:51,246 --> 01:39:58,209
♪ I was never picked to be the
First one to play on the teams ♪
2711
01:39:59,906 --> 01:40:07,044
♪ Thinking that someday I'd
Be cool was just a silly dream ♪
2712
01:40:11,918 --> 01:40:19,448
♪ I was always fine just living
Letting time pass me by ♪
2713
01:40:21,276 --> 01:40:24,931
♪ But standing on the
Shoulders of my kitties ♪
2714
01:40:25,106 --> 01:40:28,022
♪ I'm learning to fly ♪
2715
01:40:29,327 --> 01:40:31,329
♪ And I'll fly high ♪
2716
01:40:32,026 --> 01:40:37,292
♪ Cause kitties catch you
When you fall ♪
2717
01:40:37,466 --> 01:40:44,168
♪ Kitties are the ones
Who know it all ♪
2718
01:40:44,342 --> 01:40:49,826
♪ And kitties love you
And they don't leave ♪
2719
01:40:50,000 --> 01:40:54,787
♪ Kitties are the
Only thing that helps ♪
2720
01:40:54,961 --> 01:40:59,923
♪ When life gets so hard
You can't breathe ♪
2721
01:41:03,970 --> 01:41:06,060
Thank you. Thank you.
2722
01:41:08,497 --> 01:41:10,847
Okay. Okay.
2723
01:41:11,021 --> 01:41:13,806
Hey, buddy, that's a
sweet little song, man.
2724
01:41:13,980 --> 01:41:15,199
That's really nice.
2725
01:41:15,373 --> 01:41:16,244
And you did it,
you sang from your heart
2726
01:41:16,418 --> 01:41:17,593
The only thing is,
2727
01:41:17,767 --> 01:41:19,160
it's like a
fucking minute long.
2728
01:41:19,334 --> 01:41:20,813
I mean, is there any
more of it because...
2729
01:41:20,987 --> 01:41:22,728
Oh yeah, no, I gotta
write more of it.
2730
01:41:22,902 --> 01:41:24,426
I didn't, I probably shoulda
mentioned I only have a verse
2731
01:41:24,600 --> 01:41:26,123
- and a chorus.
- Yeah. Yeah.
2732
01:41:26,297 --> 01:41:28,691
You need to do a whole
song for all these people.
2733
01:41:28,865 --> 01:41:30,823
- Well, yeah, that...
- Yeah.
2734
01:41:30,997 --> 01:41:32,782
So, uh, Ronnie,
what's up, buddy?
2735
01:41:32,956 --> 01:41:36,786
Hey, you know it's a
nice little song, but...
2736
01:41:36,960 --> 01:41:38,918
You know what I would do?
2737
01:41:39,093 --> 01:41:40,398
What?
2738
01:41:40,572 --> 01:41:42,052
Something like...
2739
01:41:42,226 --> 01:41:45,229
♪ Sometimes when you're
On your own ♪
2740
01:41:45,403 --> 01:41:47,971
♪ You really need a friend ♪
2741
01:41:49,015 --> 01:41:53,846
♪ Kitties know
Just what to do ♪
2742
01:41:54,020 --> 01:41:55,674
Yes! Yes!
2743
01:41:55,848 --> 01:41:59,025
♪ Sometimes when you're
On your own ♪
2744
01:41:59,200 --> 01:42:02,333
♪ And feel like
It's the end ♪
2745
01:42:03,334 --> 01:42:09,645
♪ A kitty's love can
Make things new ♪
2746
01:42:09,819 --> 01:42:11,734
♪ Don't cry ♪
2747
01:42:11,908 --> 01:42:14,215
[Bubbles] Yes! Decent!
2748
01:42:15,738 --> 01:42:18,219
That's... that's a song.
2749
01:42:18,393 --> 01:42:19,698
Come on.
2750
01:42:19,872 --> 01:42:22,353
Holy fuck, that's
turnin' into a song!
2751
01:42:22,527 --> 01:42:24,138
Oh my God!
2752
01:42:32,624 --> 01:42:34,670
Yes! Yeah, that's nice that.
2753
01:42:34,844 --> 01:42:36,106
What?
2754
01:42:36,802 --> 01:42:39,544
Nice. Nice.
2755
01:42:40,241 --> 01:42:41,503
Fuck! Duff!
That's Duff!
2756
01:42:41,677 --> 01:42:42,721
I know, right? That's him.
2757
01:42:42,895 --> 01:42:44,332
Ah!
2758
01:42:44,506 --> 01:42:46,682
I told ya man,
they love ya, Bubbles.
2759
01:42:48,205 --> 01:42:50,599
[Bubbles] Hey, maybe we could
do like a big outro thing,
2760
01:42:50,773 --> 01:42:52,296
like get everybody singin',
2761
01:42:52,470 --> 01:42:55,169
maybe like "A Kitty's
Love Is All It Takes."
2762
01:42:56,953 --> 01:42:59,216
Two, three, four!
2763
01:43:18,757 --> 01:43:20,672
Let's let's sing.
2764
01:43:22,326 --> 01:43:27,940
♪ A kitty's love
Is all it takes ♪
2765
01:43:28,114 --> 01:43:31,944
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
2766
01:43:32,118 --> 01:43:33,685
Decent!
2767
01:43:33,859 --> 01:43:39,213
♪ A kitty's love
Is all it takes ♪
2768
01:43:39,387 --> 01:43:42,955
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
2769
01:43:43,129 --> 01:43:44,696
Boys! Boys, come up!
2770
01:43:44,870 --> 01:43:50,746
♪ A kitty's love
Is all it takes ♪
2771
01:43:50,920 --> 01:43:54,750
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
2772
01:43:56,665 --> 01:44:02,105
♪ A kitty's love
Is all it takes ♪
2773
01:44:02,279 --> 01:44:04,673
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
2774
01:44:04,847 --> 01:44:06,501
Blah, blah, blah, yeah, Bubs?
2775
01:44:07,980 --> 01:44:13,464
♪ A kitty's love
Is all it takes ♪
2776
01:44:13,638 --> 01:44:17,555
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
2777
01:44:17,729 --> 01:44:19,253
Woo!
2778
01:44:19,427 --> 01:44:25,041
♪ A kitty's love
Is all it takes ♪
2779
01:44:25,215 --> 01:44:28,174
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
2780
01:44:28,349 --> 01:44:31,482
♪ All you need is love
From kitties! ♪
2781
01:44:31,656 --> 01:44:36,313
♪ A kitty's love
Is all it takes ♪
2782
01:44:36,487 --> 01:44:40,796
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
2783
01:44:42,580 --> 01:44:47,803
♪ A kitty's love
Is all it takes ♪
2784
01:44:47,977 --> 01:44:51,459
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
2785
01:44:51,633 --> 01:44:53,548
♪ A kitty's love
Is all it takes ♪
2786
01:44:53,722 --> 01:44:59,249
♪ A kitty's love
Is all it takes ♪
2787
01:44:59,423 --> 01:45:03,122
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
2788
01:45:03,297 --> 01:45:05,037
[Bubbles] Woo! Shit rocks!
2789
01:45:05,211 --> 01:45:10,826
♪ A kitty's love
Is all it takes ♪
2790
01:45:11,000 --> 01:45:15,352
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
2791
01:45:17,876 --> 01:45:20,270
Holy fuck!
2792
01:45:25,188 --> 01:45:27,059
[Bubbles] Decent!
2793
01:45:27,233 --> 01:45:30,846
Kitty! Kitty!
2794
01:45:32,630 --> 01:45:34,893
Ronnie, what did you
think about tonight?
2795
01:45:35,067 --> 01:45:36,460
What'd ya think
I thought?
2796
01:45:42,205 --> 01:45:43,685
I don't remember.
2797
01:45:44,599 --> 01:45:46,035
I don't remember.
2798
01:45:46,209 --> 01:45:49,299
Mr. Kramer, how do you
feel about the sound?
2799
01:45:49,473 --> 01:45:51,040
Bloody marvelous.
2800
01:45:53,564 --> 01:45:56,654
Ah, that was a
very weird thing.
2801
01:45:56,828 --> 01:45:57,916
I mean, I'm
not quite sure
2802
01:45:58,090 --> 01:45:59,831
that they're, um,
2803
01:46:00,005 --> 01:46:01,311
meant to be here?
2804
01:46:01,485 --> 01:46:02,747
I don't mean
in England,
2805
01:46:02,921 --> 01:46:04,445
I mean sort of out
in the community.
2806
01:46:04,619 --> 01:46:05,576
But, so yeah, I,
2807
01:46:05,750 --> 01:46:07,056
I'm a bit
confused by it.
2808
01:46:07,230 --> 01:46:09,101
I dunno how Billy
knows 'em, but um...
2809
01:46:09,275 --> 01:46:10,189
Am I okay with Bubbles?
2810
01:46:10,364 --> 01:46:11,582
I love Bubbles.
2811
01:46:11,756 --> 01:46:13,584
I mean, he's, uh,
2812
01:46:13,758 --> 01:46:15,673
he can be a little
fuckin' weird,
2813
01:46:15,847 --> 01:46:17,022
you know, but...
2814
01:46:17,196 --> 01:46:18,502
I mean, who's not?
2815
01:46:18,676 --> 01:46:19,503
It was fuckin' awesome.
2816
01:46:19,677 --> 01:46:21,070
And I feel great because
2817
01:46:21,244 --> 01:46:22,376
none of this would've
happened without me.
2818
01:46:22,550 --> 01:46:23,725
What are ya
talkin' about?
2819
01:46:23,899 --> 01:46:24,943
The only reason
why we're here is--
2820
01:46:25,117 --> 01:46:25,944
Because of my pot plant!
2821
01:46:26,118 --> 01:46:26,945
I am the manager.
2822
01:46:27,119 --> 01:46:27,946
That's why we're here.
2823
01:46:28,120 --> 01:46:29,252
I started this band!
2824
01:46:29,426 --> 01:46:30,645
Who's got a drink?
Who doesn't?
2825
01:46:32,647 --> 01:46:34,170
They may have
won the battle
2826
01:46:34,344 --> 01:46:37,347
by taking Randall back
to Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
2827
01:46:37,521 --> 01:46:39,567
But I will win the war.
2828
01:46:39,741 --> 01:46:42,874
Randall, I'm
coming for you,
2829
01:46:43,048 --> 01:46:45,486
my little Shnooky-kins.
2830
01:46:47,139 --> 01:46:48,967
You got Ronnie Wood,
2831
01:46:49,141 --> 01:46:51,187
you got Rick Nielsen,
2832
01:46:51,361 --> 01:46:53,363
Billy Bob Thornton,
2833
01:46:53,537 --> 01:46:54,799
but you got
Bubbles too.
2834
01:46:54,973 --> 01:46:56,540
Bubbles.
I mean, Bubbles.
2835
01:46:56,714 --> 01:46:57,715
Oh, I mean,
2836
01:46:57,889 --> 01:46:59,151
if somebody told
me fuckin',
2837
01:46:59,325 --> 01:47:00,544
you know,
2838
01:47:00,718 --> 01:47:02,807
30 years ago that
I was gonna be
2839
01:47:02,981 --> 01:47:04,983
in Abbey Road with
all these people
2840
01:47:05,157 --> 01:47:06,594
and you know,
2841
01:47:06,768 --> 01:47:07,943
playin' this song
2842
01:47:08,117 --> 01:47:09,161
and they're all
helping me out,
2843
01:47:09,335 --> 01:47:10,598
I would've
fuckin' said
2844
01:47:10,772 --> 01:47:12,338
"Suck my nuts from
Sunday to Monday
2845
01:47:12,513 --> 01:47:13,514
'cause it's
not true."
2846
01:47:13,688 --> 01:47:15,124
And it happened!
2847
01:47:15,298 --> 01:47:16,995
It fuckin' happened
here tonight
2848
01:47:17,169 --> 01:47:18,780
at Abbey Road.
Unbelievable!
2849
01:47:18,954 --> 01:47:20,912
♪ ["Kitties are So Nice"
2850
01:47:21,086 --> 01:47:22,653
by Bubbles
and The Shitrockers] ♪
2851
01:47:22,827 --> 01:47:25,961
♪ Every day, I thank the Lord ♪
2852
01:47:26,135 --> 01:47:28,877
♪ And maybe Jesus as well ♪
2853
01:47:29,051 --> 01:47:31,009
♪ [Baby Jesus our Lord] ♪
2854
01:47:31,183 --> 01:47:36,841
♪ For helping me turn my shed
into a kitty cat hotel ♪
2855
01:47:52,422 --> 01:47:54,380
♪ Kitties are so nice ♪
2856
01:47:54,555 --> 01:47:56,252
♪ [Kitties are so nice] ♪
2857
01:47:56,426 --> 01:47:58,036
♪ Kitties are so nice ♪
2858
01:47:58,210 --> 01:48:00,038
♪ [Kitties are so nice] ♪
2859
01:48:00,212 --> 01:48:03,520
♪ Get them down
Spin them round ♪
2860
01:48:03,694 --> 01:48:07,350
♪ Tickle their bellies
Not once but twice ♪
2861
01:48:07,524 --> 01:48:12,181
♪ Kitties kitties ♪
2862
01:48:15,924 --> 01:48:21,669
♪ Kitties are so nice ♪
2863
01:48:23,584 --> 01:48:25,324
Fuck, I love kitties.
2864
01:48:29,328 --> 01:48:30,982
♪ ["The Wrong Week
to Quit Drinking"
2865
01:48:31,156 --> 01:48:33,158
by Bubbles
and The Shitrockers] ♪
2866
01:48:42,646 --> 01:48:46,563
♪ Well I had me a lady
But she done took off ♪
2867
01:48:46,737 --> 01:48:49,784
♪ My cigarette pack is empty
But she left me her cough ♪
2868
01:48:49,958 --> 01:48:53,831
♪ I ain't showered in days
People say I'm stinkin' ♪
2869
01:48:54,005 --> 01:48:58,923
♪ I sure picked the wrong week
To quit drinkin' ♪
2870
01:49:04,276 --> 01:49:07,236
Step right into the saloon, ma'am.
Watch your step
2871
01:49:08,629 --> 01:49:10,369
Hot Country 103.5.
2872
01:49:10,544 --> 01:49:12,589
Richie Spinz with
the afternoon goons.
2873
01:49:12,763 --> 01:49:14,809
We're back!
Okay hotshots,
2874
01:49:14,983 --> 01:49:17,246
I'm gonna get real with
you for one moment.
2875
01:49:17,768 --> 01:49:19,901
If there's a single
word that describes
2876
01:49:20,075 --> 01:49:23,208
the Richie Spinz philosophy,
it's integrity.
2877
01:49:23,382 --> 01:49:25,384
And that's how I knew the moment
Bubbles walked into my life
2878
01:49:25,559 --> 01:49:27,082
the kid had hit
written all over him.
2879
01:49:27,256 --> 01:49:28,605
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's not how I remember it.
2880
01:49:28,779 --> 01:49:30,433
You are rewriting
history here, Richie.
2881
01:49:30,607 --> 01:49:32,478
Was I or was I
not the first DJ
2882
01:49:32,653 --> 01:49:34,263
to play Bubbles
for the first time?
2883
01:49:34,437 --> 01:49:36,091
- First time any DJ played Bubbles--
- That's selective memory.
2884
01:49:36,265 --> 01:49:37,832
Case closed! Fake news!
2885
01:49:38,310 --> 01:49:41,836
Alright, from Tabby Road
to Abbey Road,
2886
01:49:42,010 --> 01:49:44,099
"Standing On The
Shoulders Of Kitties",
2887
01:49:44,273 --> 01:49:45,709
number one with a bullet!
2888
01:49:46,405 --> 01:49:47,624
by Bubbles!
2889
01:49:50,540 --> 01:49:51,889
Lay off the cocaine, buddy.
2890
01:49:52,063 --> 01:49:53,195
Boom goes the dynamite!
2891
01:49:53,369 --> 01:49:54,718
Richie, you need help.
2892
01:49:54,892 --> 01:49:55,763
I know.
2893
01:50:17,567 --> 01:50:19,787
Fuck!
2894
01:50:19,961 --> 01:50:21,484
- Oh fuck!
- What the fuck?
2895
01:50:21,658 --> 01:50:23,138
Fuck! Fuck!
2896
01:50:23,312 --> 01:50:24,705
Jesus Christ!