1 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,259 - Earth. 2 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:12,387 A cradle for unimaginable beauty 3 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:15,766 and staggering wonder. 4 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:19,478 Incomprehensible, overwhelming, 5 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:24,733 this planet mocks our feeble power to describe it. 6 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:29,780 Yes, to truly appreciate the astounding grandeur 7 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:35,118 of this planet, sometimes you must defile it. 8 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:38,539 Behold the defiler. 9 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:44,461 His character is vile, base, and depraved. 10 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,838 Once a proud talk show host, 11 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:50,509 he has been driven by a changing ecosystem 12 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:53,804 to a drier and harsher climate-- 13 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,640 the weekly podcast. 14 00:00:56,682 --> 00:01:02,145 Here, without the nourishment of his studio audience, 15 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:06,441 this clown with dull, tiny eyes, 16 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:09,319 the eyes of a crudely painted doll, 17 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:13,615 is forced to feed on that meagerest of morsels, 18 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:16,702 the random call-in fan. 19 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:22,164 Unhinged by the feral scent of their mild enthusiasm, 20 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:26,545 he scavenges in distant lands uninvited, 21 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:30,340 fueled by a bottomless hunger for recognition 22 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:32,676 and the occasional selfie. 23 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:35,637 [dramatic orchestral music] 24 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:40,642 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:43,478 This is madness. 26 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,814 This is lunacy. 27 00:01:45,896 --> 00:01:47,566 This is chaos. 28 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:55,407 This is "Conan O'Brien Must Go." 29 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:01,371 - I have to make sure my hair looks decent 30 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:02,456 every time we do it. 31 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:03,457 - No, you don't. 32 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,375 [laughter] No, no. 33 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,460 - Conan! - No, no. 34 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:07,544 What I'm saying--Sona, 35 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,045 I wasn't saying your hair looks bad. 36 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:11,882 It's just I don't think you have any control 37 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,717 over what's happening on top of your head. 38 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:15,218 - I certainly do, sir. 39 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:18,347 I put so much product in my hair. 40 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,223 - So I'm seeing your hair 41 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:22,726 after it's been treated and cared for? 42 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:25,437 I'm just--and I'm saying this-- 43 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,230 Sona, you know that this is also a compliment, 44 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,232 because your hair is powerful. 45 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,068 It is the source of your strength. 46 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,569 What do you do to it? 47 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:34,738 - I put in argan oil 48 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:35,906 to moisturize. - What's that? 49 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:38,408 - It's like from-- it's like Moroccan oil. 50 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:41,912 I guess they're just trees that only grow in Morocco. 51 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,331 And then they, like, cultivate the oil-- 52 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:47,417 - They're cutting down trees in Morocco to tame your hair? 53 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,252 That's why there's a desert. 54 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,962 No, it was like Ireland there once 55 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:54,091 until Sona started to try and tame her hair. 56 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,550 So you have to get it from Morocco? 57 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:57,260 - That's the best way to do it. 58 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,804 - Keeping my employees well-stocked 59 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:01,932 with hair products has always been my top priority, 60 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,850 and if that meant accompanying Sona 61 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,895 to one of the most wondrous countries in the world, 62 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:09,690 it was a sacrifice I was willing to make. 63 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,858 I brought you to the desert... 64 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:13,026 - Mm-hmm. 65 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,611 - And we're really in the middle of nowhere. 66 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:17,906 - I feel like I'm in my natural habitat, kind of. 67 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,991 - Maybe you should stay here. - Oh! 68 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:21,952 - No, no, I didn't mean that as a--as, like, 69 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:24,246 a diss or anything, but maybe you should stay here 70 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,497 and I never see you again. 71 00:03:25,579 --> 00:03:27,124 - Oh, OK, but it's not a diss. 72 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,960 Can I still get paid to be on the podcast 73 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:32,337 even though I'm not on the podcast? 74 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,089 [laughing] 75 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:37,050 - You--you have turned not working for me 76 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,802 into an art form. - Yeah. 77 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,762 - Uh, I brought you all the way here... 78 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:41,763 - Yeah. 79 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:43,974 - To get this Moroccan argan oil. 80 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,059 - I was in first class. - OK. 81 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:48,770 - And I like how they give the linens... 82 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,313 - Mm-hmm. - 'Cause when I'm in coach, 83 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,816 it's all, like, paper stuff, right, but in first class-- 84 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,526 - What's coach? - It's linen--OK. 85 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:55,610 - No, what is it? 86 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:56,987 Is that--is that a separate plane? 87 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:58,780 - [laughing] No, it's-- no, it's where-- 88 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,157 - It's on the plane I'm on? 89 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,825 - Most people sit in coach! 90 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:03,326 - Where, in the front, to the side? 91 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,786 Where is it? - It's in the back. 92 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:05,829 - There's stuff in the back? 93 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,414 - What did you think was back there? 94 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:08,665 - Baggage and horses. 95 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:09,750 I didn't know. 96 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,334 [laughter] 97 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,503 I thought the wine cellar was back there. 98 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,005 One thing I'd like to know is argan oil, 99 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,298 where does it come from? 100 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:17,882 - It comes from a tree. 101 00:04:19,341 --> 00:04:22,345 [wind whistling] 102 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,057 - We are in East Morocco right now, 103 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:29,186 and I'm told the oil comes from West Morocco. 104 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,021 - Oh. 105 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,857 We should buy a couple first-class tickets... 106 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,193 [laughing] And go to West Morocco. 107 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,694 You know what I keep thinking about? 108 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,029 - What's that? - This is for reals. 109 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,030 Do you know the scene in-- 110 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,156 - Uh, let me guess. 111 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,282 "Heated Rivalry." 112 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:43,492 - No! - [laughs] 113 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:44,659 - Oh, I wish! 114 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:45,994 - That's all you're thinking about all the time. 115 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:46,995 - I know. 116 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,705 No, I'm thinking of "Spaceballs." 117 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:49,998 Remember when they're just walking 118 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,041 through the desert in "Spaceballs"? 119 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,710 - Oh, that's funny. I was thinking of David Lean's 120 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,045 "Lawrence of Arabia." - OK. 121 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,755 - But you go right to "Spaceballs." 122 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:58,215 - Yeah OK, Lawrence-- 123 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,217 yes, "Lawrence of Arabia," sure. 124 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:01,927 But "Spaceballs" is where they're, like, 125 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,512 walking on those dunes. 126 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:06,515 - Yeah, there's no walking in dunes in "Lawrence of Arabia." 127 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,517 - [laughing] That movie's so long. 128 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,060 - How long is "Heated Rivalry"? 129 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:13,021 - It's six episodes, about an hour-ish each. 130 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,398 - So that's, like, twice as long as "Lawrence of Arabia." 131 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:16,900 - Yeah, but I-- - And you watched that. 132 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:18,193 - Well, I've moved on now. 133 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:19,653 I'm watching "Off Campus" now... 134 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:20,654 - What's that? - Which is-- 135 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,239 it's another hockey show. 136 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,951 But this one's about hockey players in college, 137 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:28,203 and it's about each of their love lives. 138 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:31,748 So this first season was about Garrett and Hannah. 139 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,207 And you know what's gonna happen, 140 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,919 but it's like, the journey is charming. 141 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:39,089 And then they have a lot of chemistry, which is so nice, 142 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,924 and I made the mistake 143 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:44,052 of looking stuff up on Instagram. 144 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:47,055 And then now my entire algorithm 145 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,598 is just "Off Campus" stuff. 146 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,558 But you know what? I don't hate it. 147 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:54,104 - I knew Sona could be at this for hours, even days, 148 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:57,399 so I took a quick detour to visit one of my Moroccan fans. 149 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:58,775 - Hey, Yassir. How are you? 150 00:05:58,817 --> 00:05:59,943 - Hi, Conan. 151 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,278 - Where are you from in Morocco? 152 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:02,821 - Uh, from Casablanca. 153 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:04,990 - When you see the movie "Casablanca," 154 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:08,118 is it at all evocative of the Casablanca you know? 155 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,619 - I think--I-- 156 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:10,704 I have no idea. 157 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:11,955 I never watched it. [laughs] 158 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,248 - What? [laughter] 159 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,625 You've never watched "Casablanca"? 160 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,419 I'm coming to Casablanca, 161 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,921 and I'm gonna show you the movie "Casablanca," 162 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:23,133 and then I'm gonna walk around in a trench coat and a hat, OK, 163 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,552 and I'm gonna make you dress as a French officer. 164 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,846 - None of those references speak to me. 165 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:32,017 - I--I don't care if they speak to you or not, Yassir. 166 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,518 Well, tell me a little bit about yourself. 167 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:34,644 What do you do? 168 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,938 - I'm a project manager for a consultancy, 169 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:38,815 so mostly I just go talk to people 170 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:42,152 that are more experienced than me and tell them, 171 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:43,278 "Did you finish the thing 172 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:44,946 that you said you were gonna finish?" 173 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:47,782 And I just update it on a file, and that's my-- 174 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,492 - Yassir, this is the plot of "Casablanca." 175 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:50,493 [laughter] 176 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:51,494 This is exactly what it's about. 177 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:52,495 - Really? - Yeah. 178 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,289 It's about a data manager, 179 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,166 and he keeps asking people, "You finished?" 180 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:57,876 And then at the end, they put it on a file, 181 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,169 and they all get on a plane and leave. 182 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,503 It's a very good movie. 183 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,213 I can't believe you haven't watched it. 184 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:05,216 [lively instrumental music] 185 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:08,470 ♪ ♪ 186 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:09,846 Yassir, how are you? 187 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,306 - Hi. - Good to see you, man. 188 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:12,807 Yeah, welcome to--to Casablanca. 189 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,017 - This is amazing. 190 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,977 For a second I thought, oh, Morocco, it's so cool. 191 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,188 It's the same forwards as it is backwards. 192 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,190 Then I thought about it for just a second, 193 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:22,651 and it's Occorom backwards, not Morocco-- 194 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:23,693 I mean, it's crazy. 195 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:24,986 I don't even know-- - What you're talking about? 196 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:27,197 - And then to realize I'm wrong 197 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:29,366 but then to start the whole show like this, 198 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:33,203 that's the act of a madman, and I apologize. 199 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:34,371 - I'll take it. - OK. 200 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,372 - All right. 201 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,040 - Um, I want you to try and settle down. 202 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:40,418 Your excitement at seeing me is maybe too extreme. 203 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:42,170 Hey, since I spoke to you, 204 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,839 have you watched the movie "Casablanca"? 205 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,549 - 20 minutes of it. 206 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,551 - [laughs] That's worse than-- - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 207 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,387 - That's worse than not watching it at all. 208 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:51,471 What's your favorite movie? 209 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:52,973 - "Avengers: Endgame." 210 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,516 - You don't care about the movie "Casablanca," 211 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,851 but you love "Avengers: Endgame," 212 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:59,688 which is about them getting a bunch of stones for a glove. 213 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,898 "Oh, we've got to finish that glove." 214 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,025 You know what I mean? 215 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:05,944 What, are they gonna sell it on Etsy? 216 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,946 [chuckles] 217 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,739 Kind of a cool joke. 218 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,533 Etsy, isn't that what you young people do? 219 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:12,534 - Yeah. 220 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:15,370 - I need to kill myself later today. 221 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,580 Oh, sorry. That's--trigger warning. 222 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:19,249 Might be mentions of suicide. 223 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,084 But I'm going to commit suicide. 224 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,086 [laughter] Trigger warning. 225 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,838 Can't get mad, 'cause I--I warned you. 226 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:27,007 Are you enjoying your time with me so far, 227 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,258 or do you think I'm an idiot? 228 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:29,926 - I--I like it. 229 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,929 [laughter] 230 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,764 - Has your dad watched "Casablanca"? 231 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:36,433 - I don't know. I don't think so. 232 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,101 - Has he watched "Avengers: Endgame"? 233 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,144 - No. 234 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,895 He's more into documentaries. 235 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:42,313 - Yeah, that's my generation more. 236 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:43,898 As we get older, we just watch documentaries. 237 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:44,899 - Yeah. 238 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,026 - I didn't watch "Avengers: Endgame," 239 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:49,070 but I did watch a documentary about "Avengers: Endgame" 240 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,071 by Ken Burns. 241 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:51,656 [solemn music] 242 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:54,659 - In a last desperate attempt to defeat Thanos, 243 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,953 the feared alien warlord, 244 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,080 Iron Man, Captain America, 245 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:01,249 Smart Hulk, and Ant-Man 246 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,293 used the stolen Pym particles 247 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:07,547 to travel to New York City in the year 2012 248 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:12,135 and visit Stark Tower, where 2012 Hulk is told 249 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:15,972 from a crowded elevator to take the stairs. 250 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,891 - "Take the stairs. 251 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,434 "Hate the stairs. 252 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,770 So many stairs." 253 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:23,104 The Hulk. 254 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,397 - You asked me to meet your family. 255 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:25,648 - Yep. - That's very nice of you. 256 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:26,649 Hello, sir. - Welcome. 257 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:27,650 - Hello. - Welcome. 258 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:28,985 - Your name is? - Ayoub. 259 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,487 - How are you? - You are the father? 260 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:32,155 - Yes. - Very nice to meet you. 261 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,531 - Very nice to meet you, yeah. 262 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,658 - Thank you for having me in your home. 263 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,619 How do I say hello in Arabic? 264 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:38,828 - Salaam alaikum. 265 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:39,871 - Salaam alaikum. 266 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,664 So what's the deal here? 267 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,501 You guys buy glasses in pairs of three? 268 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,710 Is that how you do it? 269 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:46,961 [laughter] 270 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,379 Yeah, I feel left out right now. 271 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:49,506 - Yes. 272 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,549 - We're gonna use the magic of Hollywood. 273 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:52,801 Let's all look to camera right now. 274 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:53,843 Look to that camera. 275 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,178 - Yeah. - Ah. 276 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,554 And put some on Junior here. 277 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,555 - Yes. - There you go. 278 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,307 - Yes. - You enjoying my comedy? 279 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,350 - Yeah. 280 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,976 - Oh, he's gonna say yes to everything. 281 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,186 - Do you want me to leave the house? 282 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,187 - Yes. 283 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,022 [laughter] 284 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,483 - It's traditional to bring a gift 285 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:10,985 when one visits someone's home. 286 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,321 So I brought this. 287 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:14,489 This is for you. 288 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:15,865 - Thank you. - You like this? 289 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,867 It was right there in the hallway when we came in. 290 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:19,035 But I want you to have it. 291 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:20,286 - Thank you very much. 292 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,372 - Also, I want you to have this. 293 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:23,706 I did not come empty-handed. - Thank you. 294 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,208 - Do you like it? - Thank you very much. 295 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,294 - I also got you this. 296 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:29,337 Yeah, it's a grandson. 297 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,214 I got him for you to match this one. 298 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,340 This is really lovely. 299 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,884 Yassir's dad has made tea. 300 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,261 He's brought out snacks. 301 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,554 This is fantastic. Thank you very much. 302 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,055 Thank you. - Welcome, welcome. 303 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,724 - He's going to show you how to pour tea. 304 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,101 - Yeah. 305 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,771 Oh, wow. 306 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,231 From a great height. 307 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,698 - [speaking Arabic] 308 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,700 [laughter] 309 00:10:58,783 --> 00:10:59,909 - OK. There's some-- - You did it. 310 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,411 - There was some spilling. 311 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,579 I apologize. 312 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,747 You ever seen the movie "Cocktail" with Tom Cruise? 313 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:06,916 - Oh, yeah. Oh, you've seen that. 314 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,334 But you won't watch "Casablanca." 315 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,545 [laughter] 316 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:15,258 Ask him what I can say in Arabic as we drink the tea. 317 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,342 - Bismillah. 318 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:17,927 - Bismillah. Bismillah. 319 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,220 In God's name we drink. 320 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,221 - Bravo. 321 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:24,058 - These are traditional Moroccan cookies. 322 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,019 - Look at this. Do they do this a lot? 323 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,061 - Oh. 324 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,981 [laughs] 325 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,443 - This is very good. Mmm. 326 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,279 I have to watch it, because if I compliment food 327 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,990 in another country, I can be sued by Stanley Tucci, so... 328 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,283 [laughter] 329 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,913 - You want my crew to have this too? 330 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:45,955 I say no. 331 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:46,998 [laughter] 332 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,958 Nothing for them. Nothing! 333 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,627 Mmm. Delicious, crew. 334 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,796 You'll never know. Mmm. 335 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,632 - [speaking Arabic] 336 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:58,092 - I think we should watch "Casablanca" 337 00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:00,428 in Casablanca with Yassir, 338 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,638 and I think you guys are gonna love it. 339 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,805 - Yes. - Yeah. 340 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,808 [dramatic music] 341 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:11,105 ♪ ♪ 342 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,232 - Sam. 343 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,900 - Yes, boss? 344 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,486 - It's December 1941 in Casablanca. 345 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,613 What time is it in New York? 346 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:19,822 - What? 347 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,408 My watch stopped. 348 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,827 - I bet they're asleep in New York. 349 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:28,331 I bet they're asleep all over America. 350 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:31,334 [sweeping music] 351 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:38,424 ♪ ♪ 352 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,518 [dramatic music] 353 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:52,522 [cheering] 354 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:53,690 - Oh, my God. 355 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,732 - Wow. 356 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,317 - Oh, man. 357 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,569 Meanwhile, back in the Sahara... 358 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,029 This is Mohammed. 359 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,823 This is Walid. - Yeah. 360 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,241 - Thank you very much for helping us. 361 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,159 Tell us about the camel. 362 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,412 We see them all the time in these wonderful movies. 363 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,080 [camel snorting] 364 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,206 - Oh. 365 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,459 - They are--you are in movies. 366 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,044 What's the problem with-- [camel snorting] 367 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,170 What-- 368 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,715 - That's how he shows happiness? 369 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,383 Oh, then I have a great marriage. 370 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,552 [laughter] 371 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:23,553 Want to kiss me? 372 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,179 [growling] 373 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,389 Good one, huh? - That's good. 374 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,515 - Yeah. - That's really good. 375 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:28,808 - Do camels fight each other ever, 376 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,018 or do they get along mostly? 377 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,894 - This is--this is the boss, the camel. 378 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,062 - The boss. - Yes. 379 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,147 - This is the boss camel. 380 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,398 - Yeah, this boss camel. 381 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,482 - I notice this camel is muzzled. 382 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,859 He has a muzzle. - Yeah. 383 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,361 - Is that because he talks about "Off Campus" too much? 384 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,696 [laughter] 385 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:42,864 - This is-- 386 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,574 - He's very angry. 387 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,075 - Hey. 388 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,118 Ow. 389 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:50,413 Let me ask you about the toes of a camel. 390 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,749 - Oh, they have two toes, I think. 391 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,584 - Do you have any questions about it? 392 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,252 - The camel's toe? 393 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,253 - Yeah. 394 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,423 - Uh, why did you bring up the camel's toe? 395 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,592 - Uh, I brought up the camel's toe 396 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,927 because Jose, our writer producer, 397 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:09,265 is holding up a whiteboard that says "point out toes." 398 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,934 So I guess he thought that this was something 399 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,770 that would elevate the program. 400 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,189 So the joke you were going for, Jose, was what? 401 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,441 [laughter] 402 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,360 - Was--was something about "camel toe." 403 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,070 - Right. [camel snorting] 404 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,279 What is this camel's name? 405 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,989 - So this one is... 406 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:27,909 - Oh, yeah. 407 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,118 - Champagne Problem. 408 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,328 What's the troublemaker's name? 409 00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:32,955 - Coca-Cola Zero. - Yes. 410 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,708 - Which camel would be the best one for me to ride 411 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,126 based on my personality? 412 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,212 - On your personality? - Yeah. 413 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,130 - I think Coca-Cola Zero. 414 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,299 - So the--the camel that we've decided is the dick 415 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,842 is the one I should ride? 416 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:48,513 - Yeah, this one, Coca-Cola Zero, 417 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,139 because he's bigger. 418 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,100 - And he's a dick. - Yeah. 419 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,644 [laughter] 420 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,853 Oh, sorry. 421 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,313 - Yes, I'll ride the dick. 422 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,941 That's the second time today I've said that. 423 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,818 [laughter] 424 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,027 - You'll ride that dick. - I'll ride that dick 425 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,695 all day and all night. - Yay. 426 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,823 [laughter] Come on, high five. 427 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,116 High five. 428 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,410 I said I'd ride that dick all day and all night. 429 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,497 [camel snorting] 430 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,998 You got it. 431 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,500 If camels aren't your thing, 432 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,836 how about getting buried up to your neck in sand? 433 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:23,005 It's actually an ancient therapeutic treatment. 434 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:26,175 - This is my, like, biggest phobia in life 435 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,511 is being buried like this. 436 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,764 Did you watch the last season of "Euphoria"? 437 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,766 - Did you guys watch the last season of "Euphoria"? 438 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,143 - No. - OK. 439 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,144 - I didn't either. 440 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,770 I don't think I've watched the first season. 441 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,314 - Nate's buried underground. 442 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,191 - None of us here have watched that show. 443 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,360 All I know is that people are in clubs, 444 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,779 and their mascara runs-- that's all I know. 445 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,865 How long do we need to be in the holes for? 446 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,241 - Only five or seven minutes. 447 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,534 - Five to seven minutes. - Yeah. 448 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,994 - Oh, my God. 449 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,204 Oh, my God. [indistinct chatter] 450 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,540 Every part of my body is on fire. 451 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,208 - Sona, I know you're uncomfortable now, 452 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,003 but once we cover you with more hot sand, you'll feel better. 453 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,380 [laughter] 454 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:08,384 I swear to God, I've had this dream, like, 50 times. 455 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,720 And now it's happening. [laughs] 456 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,555 - Why? 457 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,598 Oh! - No, no, no. 458 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,766 - Oh, no? - No, only this part. 459 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,393 - Only this--oh, I-- 460 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,728 - You're trying to kill me. 461 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,313 - I went too high? 462 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,314 You know what? 463 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,482 I'm gonna pass on mine. 464 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,817 [laughter] Sona? 465 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,903 Hey, Sona, we should have a safe word. 466 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,237 What do you want it to be? - How about, 467 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,989 "Pull me the fuck out of the sand"? 468 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,073 - Don't swear please. - Sorry. 469 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,075 How about, "I don't want to be here anymore"? 470 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,160 - The swearing is better. 471 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,370 - Fucking take me out of this bullshit, please. 472 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,039 - Hot! 473 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,833 Ahh! 474 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,753 Burning. Burning. 475 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,422 Various organs shutting down. 476 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,591 Liver. 477 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,301 There go the kidneys. 478 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,720 Wait a minute. 479 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,430 Penis is coming to life. 480 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,765 [laughter] 481 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,225 That's weird. 482 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,809 Hey, you're back, buddy! 483 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,436 Uh, how you feel, Sona? 484 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,729 - I feel good. 485 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,815 - It's very warm, nurturing. 486 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:07,359 This makes me feel like I'm back in the womb. 487 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,738 They said maximum seven minutes. 488 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,448 They've been gone a long time, Sona. 489 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,657 - Yeah, they have. 490 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,826 - I just watched a camel give birth, 491 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,913 and now the baby camel is a teenager. 492 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,290 I just saw camel starting law school 493 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,792 as they covered us up, 494 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:29,632 and now it's an associate at a very good firm in Manhattan. 495 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,551 Is that too much? 496 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,470 - I'm--I'm, like, welcoming death now. 497 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,389 You did the whole "camel gave birth, 498 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,974 and now it's a teenager" joke. 499 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,058 And no one laughed. - I know. 500 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,226 But this is more specific. - And then you were like, 501 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:43,062 let me double down on the whole camel... 502 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,647 [laughter] 503 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,315 I thought being buried was my nightmare, 504 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:49,235 but I think dying next to you is my nightmare. 505 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,320 It's just gonna be bits till the end. 506 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,823 - I saw a scorpion was headed my way, 507 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,658 and then he heard my bits, 508 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,119 and he retreated over that far hill. 509 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:01,330 [soft music] 510 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:04,458 I'm paying a visit to the Amazigh tribe. 511 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,960 Is that correct? - Yes. 512 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:09,380 - The Amazigh culture is over 4,000 years old. 513 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,717 They've contributed tagine cooking, couscous, 514 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,844 kilim rugs, beautiful jewelry-- 515 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,679 all kinds of amazing contributions. 516 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,472 And this is Aicha. 517 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:19,473 - Aicha. 518 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:20,558 - This is her home. 519 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:24,854 [both speaking non-English language] 520 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:28,774 - So she told you she's coming from another nomad village. 521 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:32,194 It's about--actually, it's about 250 kilometers. 522 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,654 Ride the camels. 523 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:34,822 And they came to this place 524 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,282 because they want to change the life, 525 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,617 because they are near to a place 526 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,618 they can find the water. 527 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,536 - Uh-huh. - So now she-- 528 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,538 she said at least now is two years. 529 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,623 - She just said all that? 530 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:44,665 - She just arrived-- 531 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:45,916 - She said one word. 532 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,377 - Oh! - So have tea. 533 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,545 - You're inviting me to have tea? 534 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,339 - Yes, yes. - I would love that. 535 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,049 I would be very honored to have tea with you. 536 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,344 Can you tell Aicha that this is very nice? 537 00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:58,596 - She said you are welcome. 538 00:18:58,679 --> 00:18:59,597 Big welcome. 539 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,890 - Oh, thank you very much. 540 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,559 The high--that's-- that's a big thing here, 541 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,353 right, the high up? - Yes. 542 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:08,105 - What happens when your eyesight starts to go? 543 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,273 Just curious. 544 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,067 I'm jealous of that stream. 545 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,234 Don't ask. 546 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:15,112 Smarty Pants. 547 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,280 IMAX. 548 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,703 This is one of the hospitality, 549 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:25,873 because when you stop in normal tent, 550 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,668 they always give you food to eat. 551 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,002 - What is this bread called? 552 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,003 - Medfouna. 553 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,589 Medfouna is like Berber pizza. 554 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,924 - So I just tear off a piece? 555 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,008 - Just small. - Just a small piece? 556 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,134 - Yes. 557 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,597 - That's very good. - Yeah. 558 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,557 - You can taste, like, the smokiness of the stone. 559 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,101 You keep saying I can have a little piece. 560 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,102 Can I just have a big hunk? 561 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,103 - This is the last one. 562 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,229 - Last one? 563 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,772 What kind of host are you? I'm a big guy. 564 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,232 I'm 6'4". - Yes, hospita-- 565 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,274 - My brother Neil would have eaten that 566 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:53,401 like a communion wafer. 567 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:54,610 You know what? I apologize. 568 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,445 - Yeah. - 'Cause I talk too much. 569 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,280 I always eat as much food as I can 570 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,574 when I go into a house, and I even-- 571 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,243 I won't lie, sometimes I have been known 572 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,620 to line my pockets with tinfoil 573 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,622 so I can put food in my pockets and leave with it. 574 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,124 - Do you want to take this one with you? 575 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,126 - I'm not done talking. - OK. 576 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,463 - Aicha regretting letting me into the tent. 577 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,965 Clearly you can tell. 578 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,967 She wants me so gone. 579 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:21,303 I was described by "Vulture" 580 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:24,223 as "hard to take." 581 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,436 "The Wrap" said I'm "a strong dose." 582 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,856 "Indiewire" said, "That guy's a prick." 583 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,483 I want to thank you for Aicha-- - OK, you can-- 584 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,985 you can take this one too. 585 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:36,986 - Can I take that as well? - Yeah. Yes. 586 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,571 - Aicha, I want to thank you. - Yes. OK. 587 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:39,989 - Thank you very much. 588 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,159 To get Sona 's argan oil, we had to leave the desert 589 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,827 and travel to Marrakesh. 590 00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:49,081 Unfortunately, there were no first-class flights available. 591 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,834 [sweeping music] 592 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,294 Sona. - Yeah. 593 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:57,089 - When I said book us transportation, I meant cars. 594 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,299 - Oh. 595 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:01,218 - What we're doing right now, a couple thousand years ago, 596 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,303 they were doing this. 597 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,513 - That's crazy. 598 00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,223 That's crazy. 599 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,517 - I'm not wearing anything under this robe, you know. 600 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,019 - Oh, God. - Yeah. 601 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,145 The saddle's going to the right. 602 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,354 I'm going to the left. 603 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,522 [laughter] 604 00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,065 Right? - OK. 605 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:19,695 - Hey, have you noticed that the sand is brown 606 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:20,696 and the camels are brown? 607 00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:22,364 You know what that is? - What? 608 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,033 - "Camelflage." 609 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,367 - Huh? 610 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,702 - "Camel"-flage. 611 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,205 - I think we should move on. 612 00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:31,457 - Well, I thought I had a pretty good one there. 613 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,833 - You thought that was good? 614 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,211 - Well, Jose came up with it. 615 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:38,464 - OK, Jose "Camel Toe" Arroyo? - Yeah. 616 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,965 Hey, look at our shadow there, Sona. 617 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:40,966 Isn't that amazing? 618 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,676 - That is so cool! 619 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,679 - Can you imagine if instead of three wise men 620 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:48,474 showing up in Jesus's manger, it was the two of us? 621 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:49,850 - Oh, my God. 622 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,352 - And we just-- 623 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:52,728 we screwed everything up? 624 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,063 - I wouldn't have brought a gift. 625 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,481 - No, I would have taken something. 626 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,565 - No! - Yeah. 627 00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:57,566 - From Jesus? - I would've-- 628 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,068 well, I'm sorry. 629 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,238 Uh, Sona, I don't think we can take camels 630 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,073 all the way to Marrakesh. 631 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:07,076 [lively instrumental music] 632 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:14,124 ♪ ♪ 633 00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:15,876 So, Sona, when I got this car... 634 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:16,961 - Yeah. 635 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,796 - I got it for the look of the car. 636 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:23,425 It never occurred to me to get in it and see if I fit. 637 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,094 - You don't fit at all in this car. 638 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,095 - No. No. 639 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,472 Look at the amount of play there is 640 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,765 in the steering wheel. 641 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:32,059 We're going absolutely straight. 642 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,435 - My God. 643 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:34,728 I don't feel safe. 644 00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:35,938 - And you know why? 645 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,273 You're not safe. 646 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,067 This is how people drove cars in old 1930s movies. 647 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,861 - In the fake movies? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 648 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:42,862 "I'm coming. 649 00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:43,863 "I gotta get there! 650 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:45,865 "I've gotta get to McCreedy's barn, see? 651 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:49,618 I'm coming to meet Jimmy Cagney and Humphrey Bogart, see?" 652 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,745 - It's also hot as balls. 653 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:55,708 - It's hot as Superman's asshole in a kryptonite fire. 654 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,543 Oh, that's the other thing. 655 00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,378 No air conditioning. - Right. 656 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,714 - Matt Shaw, our editor, gave us this fan. 657 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:02,882 - There you go, boss. 658 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:04,592 - It's on full blast. 659 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:07,970 - [laughing] Look how close it is to your face. 660 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:10,764 - It's actually taking coolness away from me. 661 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,433 - [laughing] 662 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:15,019 - The setting is very "old man's dying breath." 663 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,146 - [laughs] Speed bump. 664 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,480 - Whoo! - Oh, my God. 665 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:19,523 - Oh, come on. 666 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,984 That speed bump just knocked the steering wheel 667 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,485 back into alignment. 668 00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,321 [wheezing laugh] 669 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,157 I'm laughing because it's so dangerous. 670 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,159 - If, like, something happens to me, though, 671 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,785 my mom's gonna be really pissed at you. 672 00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:32,995 - No, no, I won't let anything happen to you. 673 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,496 - I'm gonna take a video of you driving. 674 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,081 Hello, Mom. - Hello, Nadia. 675 00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:37,249 I just want you to know 676 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,667 I'm taking good care of your daughter. 677 00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:39,835 - Oh! Oh, my God. 678 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,630 You don't want to slow down for the bumps at all? 679 00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:43,631 - No. 680 00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:44,840 Hey, camels crossing. 681 00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:45,841 Look at that. - Oh, my God. 682 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,009 - Isn't that amazing? 683 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,011 OK, what did you prefer, 684 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,013 driving in this car or the camel? 685 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,139 - The camel. - Yeah. 686 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:53,974 The camel had more legroom. - Yeah. 687 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:57,019 - The camel didn't try to kill us. 688 00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:59,438 Also-- and this is strange to say-- 689 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:02,066 this car has to stop every 10 minutes to shit. 690 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,986 - [laughing] 691 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:08,364 This reminds me of the road to Vegas. 692 00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:09,490 - Yes. 693 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,575 - You--have you ever driven to Vegas? 694 00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,494 - Back in the day, I did. - Yeah. 695 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:17,081 - This is me, Rodman, Greg, Rob LaZebnik. 696 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:19,875 We stayed at a really cheap-- like, in the bad part of town. 697 00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,043 - Really? - Yeah. 698 00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:22,544 And we were miserable. 699 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:23,545 We don't gamble. 700 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:24,546 We didn't drink. 701 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,548 We called ourselves the Pussy Patrol 702 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,217 because we were a bunch of pussies. 703 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:29,885 - [laughing] 704 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:30,928 Oh, my God, look! 705 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:32,513 Argon restaurant. 706 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,056 I bet they have argon oil. 707 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:35,265 Can you drop me off here? 708 00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:37,059 - I don't think the brakes work, 709 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,727 so I'm just gonna keep going. 710 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,562 But we'll get argon oil later. 711 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:43,190 We are on our way to Marrakesh. 712 00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:45,234 It's a nine-hour drive. 713 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,735 - Oh, my God! 714 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,529 - I hope you brought a book on tape. 715 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:49,863 - There's no tape player. 716 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:51,031 - OK, well, I'll just-- 717 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:53,242 I have memorized several books. 718 00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:54,910 - Which books? 719 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,913 - "Chapter 12: In addition to confessing 720 00:24:57,955 --> 00:25:00,207 "to three of the grisliest murders ever recorded, 721 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:01,333 Ed Gein told investigators..." 722 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:02,543 - Oh, my God! 723 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,378 - "He had made over 40 nocturnal visits 724 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:07,589 "to local graveyards to exhume recently buried bodies 725 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:10,426 while in a daze-like state." 726 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,386 Finally, we arrived in Marrakesh, 727 00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:14,096 and my first stop was to visit 728 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:17,099 one of Morocco's biggest contemporary artists. 729 00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,560 This is Hassan Hajjaj. 730 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:22,771 You're an extraordinary figure here in Morocco 731 00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:24,106 and around the world. 732 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:26,316 You've photographed Billie Eilish, 733 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,319 Rizz Ahmed, Cardi B. 734 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:30,612 I am very honored, because I think 735 00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:31,780 you're gonna photograph me today. 736 00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:33,407 - Yes, we're gonna have a bit of fun. 737 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,075 I'm gonna show you some outfits. 738 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:36,326 Hopefully you're gonna like some of them. 739 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:37,953 - So these are the clothes you designed. 740 00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:39,455 - Yes. - Ooh, look at this. 741 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:40,539 - [speaking non-English language] 742 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,458 - Look at that. 743 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,084 Is this UV protection? 744 00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,419 - It could be. 745 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:46,962 - Could be? - [laughs] 746 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:49,089 - Spoken like a true "guy selling stuff." 747 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:51,550 Hassan, what do you think? 748 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:53,302 - Yeah, I think it's working. - You know what? 749 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,929 I'm the leader of a sex cult, uh, 750 00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:58,891 but I'm also safe at night on the highway. 751 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:01,226 That's the look I'm going for. - Yeah, this is-- 752 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:03,937 so, yes, I think you can just-- we can do some Moroccan shoes. 753 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:05,314 - Is this doing anything for you, Hassan? 754 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:06,648 Do you like this-- these movements? 755 00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:08,067 - Uh, I think not. 756 00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:10,486 I think we can stop, I think, no? 757 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:13,280 [laughter] 758 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:15,282 - This is incredible. 759 00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:16,450 If anyone I went to high school with 760 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,827 saw me wearing this athletic jacket, 761 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:20,162 they'd beat me up again. 762 00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:21,288 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 763 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:23,499 [laughter] 764 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,210 Hey, doesn't it look like I have a 1980s sitcom? 765 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:27,336 [laughter] 766 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,337 You know what I mean? 767 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,340 [audience laughter] 768 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,300 Hey, Hassan! - Hello. 769 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:35,135 - How are you, my man? - How you doing? 770 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:36,470 - How's it going? - I'm good. I'm good. 771 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:37,721 - Oh, I'm doing all right. 772 00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:39,681 - I'm good. - Ah! 773 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:42,309 Wing, wang. 774 00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:43,310 Huh? 775 00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:44,353 This is very cool. 776 00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:45,854 We're gonna do this photo shoot outside. 777 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,439 You like to create an atmosphere, 778 00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:49,608 so you have this very well-known 779 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,193 Moroccan musician, Maroune... 780 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:52,528 - Yeah, Maroune Lbahja. Yes. 781 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,029 - And Maroune is playing-- what is this instrument called? 782 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:55,197 - It's called guembri. 783 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,698 - It's so amazing. Three strings. 784 00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:58,200 You play the middle one open. - Open, yes. 785 00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,993 - Incredible. And I'm all set. 786 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:01,495 I'm wearing this look. 787 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:04,289 It's as if Kermit the Frog were a DJ. 788 00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:07,292 - [singing in non-English language] 789 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:12,506 ♪ ♪ 790 00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:14,174 - It's the first time I've ever been worried 791 00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:15,884 about an upskirt photo. 792 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:18,887 [singing continues] 793 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:25,227 ♪ ♪ 794 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:26,645 Thank you guys. 795 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:35,070 Well, that's one more thing I have in common 796 00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:37,573 with Cardi B and Billie Eilish. 797 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,741 We are entering the souk now. 798 00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:41,201 This is the market. 799 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:42,619 It's just a warren-- 800 00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:45,330 a cobweb of various alleys. 801 00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:47,374 - Mr. Conan, I'm one of your fans. 802 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:48,375 - Oh, you're a fan. 803 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:49,501 - Welcome to Marrakesh, Mr. Conan. 804 00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:50,544 - Hi. How are you? 805 00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,171 Thank you for having me. This is my friend Sona. 806 00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:54,089 - Thanks for coming to my city, Marrakesh. 807 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:55,257 We love that. - We love it here. 808 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,258 - I appreciate. Thanks a lot. - Thank you. 809 00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:58,051 - Enjoy. - Thank you. What a lovely man. 810 00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,596 - This souk is where they shot 811 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:03,056 for "Sex and the City," the movie, two. 812 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:04,349 - Oh, where they go to Abu Dhabi, 813 00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:05,434 they actually shot it here? 814 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,435 - Yes. Yeah. 815 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:07,895 - Isn't that the one where 816 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:09,271 Carrie Bradshaw is walking around, 817 00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:10,939 and she bumps into her old flame? 818 00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:12,024 - Aidan. 819 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,859 - The odds of that happening are one in a billion. 820 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:14,943 - I don't know. 821 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:17,446 - We've been here 10 minutes-- I haven't seen Aidan. 822 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:18,947 - You want to see Aidan? 823 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:20,282 - You know, can I say one thing? 824 00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:21,283 - Yeah. 825 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:22,993 - I saw that "Sex and the City" movie, 826 00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:25,287 and they're in Abu Dhabi. 827 00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:27,456 And Cynthia Nixon says, "Come on, guys, 828 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,124 there's a lot to do in Abu Dhabi," 829 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,751 and then she says, "Abu Dhabi do." 830 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:31,752 - Yeah. 831 00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,421 - Abu Dhabi do! 832 00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:35,797 - When she said that, 833 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:38,008 I took my flat-screen television off the wall, 834 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:39,301 and I threw it out the window. 835 00:28:39,343 --> 00:28:41,428 [laughter] 836 00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:44,348 - 'Cause you were so happy with how good it was? 837 00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:45,349 - Yes. - The line? 838 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,267 - That's what I do when I'm really happy 839 00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:50,437 about a written line in a comedy 840 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,148 is I throw a TV out the window. 841 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:55,108 That's why I can't watch my own show, 842 00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:58,320 'cause there'd just be TVs flying left and right. 843 00:28:58,362 --> 00:28:59,780 Would you like some mint? 844 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:01,573 - I'll take mint. Thank you! 845 00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:04,159 - Sir, this is her second favorite herb. 846 00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:05,327 - How much? 847 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:06,328 - No, it's no problem. 848 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:07,788 - No, no, he'll pay you. 849 00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:09,081 - Nice to meet you. 850 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,457 Hello. - Hi. 851 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,626 - Oh, we have good smiling. - Oh, thank you. 852 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:13,669 - Salaam alaikum. 853 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,587 - I want to show you something very special. 854 00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:17,339 - OK. - Follow me please. 855 00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:19,174 - Last time I heard this, I ended up naked in an alley. 856 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:20,634 - Everybody follow me please. - Hey! 857 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:22,052 - Hello. 858 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:23,303 - Jimmy Carter, he was-- 859 00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:24,554 - Oh, look! 860 00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:26,890 Look, Jimmy Carter was here. 861 00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:28,350 - Puff Daddy. 862 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:29,685 - Puff Daddy was here? 863 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,520 Yeah--oh, Puff Daddy. 864 00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:32,896 Let me tell you something. 865 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:34,690 Show people the Jimmy Carter photo. 866 00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:36,566 Maybe don't show the Puff Daddy photo. 867 00:29:36,650 --> 00:29:37,651 - No. - Right, Sona? 868 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:39,403 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Exactly. I am agree with you. 869 00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:41,238 - Sir, welcome in Marrakesh. 870 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:42,531 - Thank you. 871 00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:44,199 Sona, everyone here who was thrilled to see me 872 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,410 was also thrilled to see Puff Daddy. 873 00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:47,869 - [laughs] 874 00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:49,621 - So I got to take it all with a grain of salt. 875 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:50,622 - That's true. 876 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:53,208 Oh, Saddam Hussein was just here. 877 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:54,876 What a great guy. 878 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,211 - I want a pouf. 879 00:29:56,253 --> 00:29:57,212 - What's a pouf? 880 00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:58,964 - It's like the--those things. 881 00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:01,341 - This is a Moroccan pouf, and what do you do with a pouf? 882 00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:02,342 - For sitting. 883 00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:03,510 - Oh, for sitting. 884 00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:04,886 Oh, you put, like, a pillow in here. 885 00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:06,054 - Put some stuff inside. 886 00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:07,055 - OK. - Yeah. 887 00:30:07,097 --> 00:30:08,807 - Does anyone ever wear this as a hat? 888 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,142 Is this ever a hat? Let me see. Hold on. 889 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,143 - No, it's not like a hat. 890 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:12,311 - It's not a hat? 891 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:13,812 If I wear as a hat, it's a mistake. 892 00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:15,564 You seem upset. - No, no, it look nice. 893 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:18,025 - It's a good hat. - Yes. 894 00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:19,568 - Looks heavy. 895 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:21,403 - This is good, though, right? - And it's, like, 100 degrees. 896 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:22,779 I must have it. 897 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,072 And guess what the best part is, Sona. 898 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,073 - What? 899 00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:27,242 - This carpet matches the drapes. 900 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,787 I got fucked-up junk. 901 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:33,457 - Hockey team. 902 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,458 - Hockey team! - Hockey. 903 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:35,584 - Are you guys Canadian? 904 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,044 - Yeah, dude. - Awesome. 905 00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:38,086 - Oh, this is sick. 906 00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:39,921 - I bet some "Heated Rivalry" shit's going on. 907 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:40,922 [all groaning] 908 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:41,923 I'm kidding. 909 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,592 Come on, let's look in here. 910 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:45,260 This guy sells really good leather, don't you? 911 00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:46,470 - Thank you very much. - I just said that. 912 00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:47,596 I don't know. - Yeah. 913 00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:50,098 - You could be a total fake, you know? 914 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,433 - I don't have fake. 915 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:52,434 This is handmade. - Handmade. 916 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:53,518 This is handmade. 917 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:54,561 Sona, you've heard of hide and seek. 918 00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:55,604 - Yeah. 919 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:57,773 - This is hide in souk. 920 00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,274 - Soukie Soukie. 921 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,068 - Apologies to Cynthia Nixon. 922 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:03,403 What I just said was almost as bad. 923 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:06,031 - Abu Dhabi do! 924 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:14,122 - How do--oh, that's nice! 925 00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:15,457 - Oh, wow! 926 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:16,458 - Ah! 927 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,752 - This is like koala meth. 928 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:20,045 Eucalyptus crystals. 929 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:22,297 I just went back in time. 930 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,132 Hello, George Washington. 931 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:25,133 [laughter] 932 00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:28,762 This is what we wear in 2026. 933 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:32,099 Do you have anything that helps with health? 934 00:31:32,182 --> 00:31:33,934 - For what? Immunity? 935 00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:35,936 - To please one's wife. 936 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,604 - "Star Wars" tea. 937 00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:38,647 You drink. - Oh! 938 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:39,773 You drink this? - Yes. 939 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,149 This is the result. 940 00:31:41,191 --> 00:31:42,150 - The result is that? 941 00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:43,193 - Yes. - Yeah. 942 00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:44,986 For me to have that result, 943 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:49,991 I'd need major surgery and 35 donors. 944 00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:52,661 [laughter] 945 00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:55,831 All right, Sona, you know I love leather goods. 946 00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:58,166 This is Monsieur Le Lu. - Yes. 947 00:31:58,208 --> 00:31:59,418 - Monsieur Le Lu? - That's it. 948 00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:00,836 Yes. - He is an artist. 949 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:03,171 This man is a great tailor. 950 00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:04,172 Tell him this. 951 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:05,799 I host the Oscars, the greatest award show 952 00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:07,676 in the history of mankind. 953 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:10,804 - [speaking non-English language] 954 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:14,975 - After the Golden Globes and the MTV Movie Awards. 955 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:16,685 I want to wear a leather tuxedo, 956 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:18,270 a Moroccan leather tuxedo. 957 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:19,438 - OK. 958 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:22,482 - When he got my measurements, did he say, 959 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:26,528 "Why does Michelangelo's 'David' need a leather tuxedo?" 960 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:34,161 [dramatic music] 961 00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:36,037 - [gasps] 962 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:38,165 - Look at this. 963 00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:39,207 This is beautiful. 964 00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:40,208 - It is. 965 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:41,751 I like to smell leather. [laughs] 966 00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:43,003 - Isn't that amazing? - Is it weird? 967 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:44,087 - You're gonna be smelling me all the time. 968 00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:45,088 - No, I'm good. 969 00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:46,506 - Wait a minute. 970 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:47,883 This is a white leather shirt. 971 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,092 - Yeah. 972 00:32:49,176 --> 00:32:51,428 - This is what Jim Morrison wore to his prom. 973 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:53,096 [laughter] 974 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:55,056 - Hey, that's cool. That's hip. 975 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:58,143 - Hey, this is what Lenny Kravitz wore to the prom. 976 00:32:58,226 --> 00:32:59,311 Pretty good, right? - Yeah. 977 00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:01,229 It's OK. It's--it's better. 978 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:05,150 - This is what that guy you liked on "Gigolos" 979 00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:06,151 wore to the prom. 980 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:07,736 - It--it probably is. - Yes, I know. 981 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:08,987 - Yeah. - I don't even know his name. 982 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,405 - Brace? 983 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:11,907 - Oh, this is so insane. 984 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:12,908 No. [laughs] 985 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:14,159 - Did you almost name your twins 986 00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:15,577 after two of the guys in... 987 00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:17,579 - Yeah, I did. Almost. 988 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,164 - That's so sick. I'm sorry. 989 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,583 This is just us. We do this. You're enjoying it. 990 00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:23,752 No one fakes-- fake-enjoys like you, sir. 991 00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:25,504 You're very good. You're the best. 992 00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:26,755 Let's get this on. 993 00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,048 - Oh, boy. - Ah! 994 00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:29,090 You don't tell--ooh. 995 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:30,383 - Oh, my God. 996 00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:32,427 - Incredible. - Don't rub the mannequin. 997 00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:34,012 - Can I bring this with me? 998 00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:40,977 You almost chopped--oh, can I bring this with me? 999 00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:42,395 - [laughs] 1000 00:33:42,479 --> 00:33:44,981 - Welcome to the 2027 Oscars. 1001 00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:47,651 Here's your host, Conan O'Brien! 1002 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:48,652 Yay! 1003 00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:50,278 [cheers and applause] 1004 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:51,655 - This is insane. 1005 00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:54,282 - That's cool. - This is fantastic. 1006 00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:55,784 - Can you move in it? - No. 1007 00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:57,077 - Oh. [laughter] 1008 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,620 - Not at all. I'm sorry. 1009 00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:01,081 This has got to be a very repressed person's kink. 1010 00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:03,959 Oh, I like leather, but, mm, formal leather. 1011 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,544 [laughter] 1012 00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:06,878 - There we go. Perfect, guys. 1013 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:07,921 Look at that. 1014 00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:08,922 - My team. 1015 00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:10,966 [exciting music] 1016 00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:12,300 - So by my count, 1017 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,052 Conan's bought a leather tuxedo, 1018 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:15,262 a rug jacket, 1019 00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:16,388 a leather duffel, 1020 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,223 and some boner tee. 1021 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,725 I thought we came to Morocco to shop for me. 1022 00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:22,101 - Sona, what are you doing? 1023 00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:23,895 You just hijack my voiceovers? 1024 00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,397 - Oh, poor Conan. 1025 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,065 Sorry you didn't get to talk enough. 1026 00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:28,483 - All right, Sona, let's just go get you 1027 00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:30,860 your precious oil, shall we? 1028 00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:31,860 This is it. 1029 00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:33,655 "Le Sens de Marrakech." 1030 00:34:33,737 --> 00:34:34,697 - Hi. - Hi. 1031 00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:35,991 How are you? - Good. 1032 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:37,784 - How are you? - You're good? 1033 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:40,495 - My friend Sona loves argan oil. 1034 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:43,331 - I love it for my hair, for my skin. 1035 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:44,958 - It's really good for everything. 1036 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,333 - You should get some too, maybe. 1037 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:47,710 Your skin's really dry. 1038 00:34:47,793 --> 00:34:48,878 - My skin is pretty dry. I get very scaly. 1039 00:34:48,962 --> 00:34:50,170 - Your skin. 1040 00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:51,339 - Yeah, that's my-- look at that right there. 1041 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,716 It looks like a chicken's claw. 1042 00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:54,175 Look at that. You like that? 1043 00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:55,467 - It's gonna fix it. - Doesn't it look like-- 1044 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:56,886 - I'm gonna fix everything. 1045 00:34:56,969 --> 00:34:59,139 - You're gonna need a lot for her. 1046 00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:02,684 Is there a--a big bucket of argan oil 1047 00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:04,102 that we can dunk her head in 1048 00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:05,312 and then keep her there for 24 hours? 1049 00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:06,438 - We have it. Yeah. 1050 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,189 We have the huge bottle of it. 1051 00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:09,649 - Oh! - Yes! 1052 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:12,152 - This will last her two days. [laughter] 1053 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:13,612 What can you do for my skin? 1054 00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:15,196 Is there anything for my skin? - For your skin? 1055 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,489 - Look, it's-- 1056 00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:19,117 - We have hand cream, and we have body cream. 1057 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,160 - And how often-- 1058 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:21,953 many times a day do I put this on? 1059 00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:24,039 - Just once. - Oh, it's so great. 1060 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,541 - Yeah, it smells nice. - It's so amazing. 1061 00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:28,209 You gotta smell this. Boink! 1062 00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:30,045 - Hey! [laughter] 1063 00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:31,212 - I fooled her. 1064 00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:33,381 Sometimes it's called "the long con." 1065 00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:34,382 Oh, look, people outside. 1066 00:35:34,424 --> 00:35:36,051 Hi. How are you? You know what? 1067 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:39,512 She just saw how moist my hands were from this far away. 1068 00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:40,597 - Yeah, they smell you. 1069 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,223 - Look, my hands are very moist. 1070 00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:45,393 - Yes! 1071 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:46,936 Yay! 1072 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:49,898 See, this is how we bring everyone together. 1073 00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:50,940 Oh, what's this? 1074 00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:52,192 - It's a shower gel. 1075 00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,611 - That's named after Conan. [laughs] 1076 00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:57,739 - Sona just said to me, "Here's some gel, douche." 1077 00:35:57,781 --> 00:36:00,742 - Do you feel like you have moisturized hands? 1078 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:02,285 - Yes, I really do. 1079 00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:04,245 - Every hour, you can use it. 1080 00:36:04,287 --> 00:36:06,915 - It's funny. Earlier you said once a day. 1081 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:09,250 - No, but you have really dry skin. 1082 00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:12,921 I said if you have normal skin, you can do it just once a day. 1083 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,089 - Yeah, and if you're abnormal-- 1084 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:15,924 - But you have really dry skin, 1085 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,759 so you can do it every minute. 1086 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:18,927 [laughter] 1087 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:20,095 - Every minute? - Yeah. 1088 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,596 - You just went to every minute. 1089 00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:22,764 - What's this? 1090 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:25,600 - OK, this one is sensual oil. 1091 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:27,435 - Oh, it says sensual-- 1092 00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:29,521 do you need another person to use this, 1093 00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,064 or is this something I could use alone? 1094 00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:32,899 I'm not saying I wouldn't like another person, 1095 00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:36,403 but you know, I'll take one of these by myself. 1096 00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:38,113 - OK. [laughter] 1097 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,115 - And then is there a park nearby? 1098 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,950 Like... - Ah! 1099 00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:43,284 He's weird. 1100 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:44,619 A little bit. - A little bit. 1101 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:45,745 - Yeah. - A little bit. 1102 00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:46,955 [laughter] 1103 00:36:46,996 --> 00:36:49,040 - He's a little-- - He looks like-- 1104 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,253 - Oh, it's OK. You can say it. 1105 00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:56,840 - Yeah. 1106 00:36:56,923 --> 00:36:57,841 - Stressed? No. 1107 00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,092 - Yeah, he does that. 1108 00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:02,595 - Thank you! 1109 00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:03,596 Yes, that's what he does. 1110 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,140 - So just me being with you 1111 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:06,307 made you stressed and creeped out? 1112 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,393 - Yeah! [laughter] 1113 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,478 - Well, I'm glad I came all this way 1114 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,480 and at great expense to buy your argan oil. 1115 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:13,481 - Thank you. 1116 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:16,276 - And to be called creep of the century. 1117 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:19,154 Oh, nothing creepy about what I'm doing now. 1118 00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:21,072 - You can smell for whole the whole day. 1119 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:23,616 You can smell for the whole day. 1120 00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:25,827 - Was this something we could have bought on Amazon 1121 00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:27,412 instead of coming all the way to Marrakesh? 1122 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:29,998 - No, but we have our website. 1123 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:31,416 - You have a website? - Yeah. 1124 00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:33,293 - And if we had ordered from the website... 1125 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:34,461 - Yeah. 1126 00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:36,713 - We could have just stayed in the United States? 1127 00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:39,507 - Uh, yeah, I think so. 1128 00:37:39,549 --> 00:37:42,886 [laughter] 1129 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:44,512 - Thank you. Thank you. - Great to see you guys. 1130 00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:45,680 - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 1131 00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:46,848 - Bye-bye. 1132 00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:48,183 - Time to--time to see your new looks. 1133 00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:50,310 - Yes. We'll be back in a week. 1134 00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:52,854 [sweeping music] 1135 00:37:52,896 --> 00:37:55,857 Finally, our epic quest had come to an end. 1136 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,859 I was dazzled by Morocco-- 1137 00:37:57,901 --> 00:38:00,320 the people, the generosity, 1138 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:02,822 the music, their love of family, 1139 00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:06,201 and their culinary traditions, old and new. 1140 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,162 And best of all, I loved sharing this experience 1141 00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:12,707 with a hilarious coworker and my great friend. 1142 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:15,043 Of course, I'm talking about the camel. 1143 00:38:15,084 --> 00:38:16,336 [camel snorting] 1144 00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:21,424 ♪ ♪ 1145 00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:26,846 Sir, do you have any eggs? - Eggs, yeah, eggs. 1146 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:29,224 - Do you have any eggs? - Eggs. 1147 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:32,227 [lively instrumental music] 1148 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:39,359 ♪ ♪ 1149 00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:58,253 - This is deranged! 1150 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,380 [bright tone]