1 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:09,259 Earth. 2 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:12,387 A cradle for unimaginable beauty 3 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:15,766 and staggering wonder. 4 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:19,520 Incomprehensible, overwhelming, 5 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:24,733 this planet mocks our feeble power to describe it. 6 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:29,780 Yes, to truly appreciate the astounding grandeur 7 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:35,160 of this planet, sometimes you must defile it. 8 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:38,539 Behold the defiler. 9 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:44,461 His character is vile, base, and depraved. 10 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,880 Once a proud talk show host, 11 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:50,551 he has been driven by a changing ecosystem 12 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:53,845 to a drier and harsher climate-- 13 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:56,640 the weekly podcast. 14 00:00:56,723 --> 00:01:02,145 Here, without the nourishment of his studio audience, 15 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:06,441 this clown with dull, tiny eyes, 16 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:09,319 the eyes of a crudely painted doll, 17 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:13,615 is forced to feed on that meagerest of morsels, 18 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:16,743 the random call-in fan. 19 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:22,207 Unhinged by the feral scent of their mild enthusiasm, 20 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:26,587 he scavenges in distant lands uninvited, 21 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:30,340 fueled by a bottomless hunger for recognition 22 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,759 and the occasional selfie. 23 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:43,478 This is madness. 24 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,814 This is lunacy. 25 00:01:45,896 --> 00:01:47,524 This is chaos. 26 00:01:51,777 --> 00:01:55,407 This is "Conan O'Brien Must Go." 27 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,413 I have to make sure my hair looks decent 28 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:02,456 every time we do it. 29 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:03,707 No, you don't. 30 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:05,542 No, no. 31 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:06,460 - Conan! - No, no. 32 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:07,586 What I'm saying--Sona, 33 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,086 I wasn't saying your hair looks bad. 34 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,923 It's just I don't think you have any control 35 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:13,717 over what's happening on top of your head. 36 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,260 I certainly do, sir. 37 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:18,347 I put so much product in my hair. 38 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,223 So I'm seeing your hair 39 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,726 after it's been treated and cared for? 40 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,478 I'm just--and I'm saying this-- 41 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,230 Sona, you know that this is also a compliment, 42 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,232 because your hair is powerful. 43 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:31,109 It is the source of your strength. 44 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:32,569 What do you do to it? 45 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,738 I put in argan oil 46 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:35,906 - to moisturize. - What's that? 47 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,408 It's like from-- it's like Moroccan oil. 48 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:41,953 I guess they're just trees that only grow in Morocco. 49 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:44,331 And then they, like, cultivate the oil-- 50 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:47,417 They're cutting down trees in Morocco to tame your hair? 51 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,293 That's why there's a desert. 52 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,004 No, it was like Ireland there once 53 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:54,132 until Sona started to try and tame her hair. 54 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:55,550 So you have to get it from Morocco? 55 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:57,260 That's the best way to do it. 56 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:58,845 Keeping my employees well-stocked 57 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:01,932 with hair products has always been my top priority, 58 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,850 and if that meant accompanying Sona 59 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,895 to one of the most wondrous countries in the world, 60 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:09,690 it was a sacrifice I was willing to make. 61 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,858 I brought you to the desert... 62 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:13,026 Mm-hmm. 63 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,611 And we're really in the middle of nowhere. 64 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,906 I feel like I'm in my natural habitat, kind of. 65 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:20,033 - Maybe you should stay here. - Oh! 66 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:21,952 No, no, I didn't mean that as a--as, like, 67 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,246 a diss or anything, but maybe you should stay here 68 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,539 and I never see you again. 69 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,165 Oh, OK, but it's not a diss. 70 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:29,960 Can I still get paid to be on the podcast 71 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,421 even though I'm not on the podcast? 72 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:37,050 You--you have turned not working for me 73 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,802 - into an art form. - Yeah. 74 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,762 Uh, I brought you all the way here... 75 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:41,763 Yeah. 76 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:44,015 To get this Moroccan argan oil. 77 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:46,059 - I was in first class. - OK. 78 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:48,770 And I like how they give the linens... 79 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,313 - Mm-hmm. - 'Cause when I'm in coach, 80 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,858 it's all, like, paper stuff, right, but in first class-- 81 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,567 - What's coach? - It's linen--OK. 82 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:55,610 No, what is it? 83 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:56,987 Is that--is that a separate plane? 84 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,780 No, it's--no, it's where-- 85 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:00,198 It's on the plane I'm on? 86 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:01,825 Most people sit in coach! 87 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,326 Where, in the front, to the side? 88 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,786 - Where is it? - It's in the back. 89 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:05,871 There's stuff in the back? 90 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,414 What did you think was back there? 91 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:08,707 Baggage and horses. 92 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:09,750 I didn't know. 93 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,503 I thought the wine cellar was back there. 94 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,046 One thing I'd like to know is argan oil, 95 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,298 where does it come from? 96 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:17,882 It comes from a tree. 97 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,099 We are in East Morocco right now, 98 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:29,227 and I'm told the oil comes from West Morocco. 99 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:31,062 Oh. 100 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,899 We should buy a couple first-class tickets... 101 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:36,234 And go to West Morocco. 102 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:37,736 You know what I keep thinking about? 103 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,029 - What's that? - This is for reals. 104 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,071 Do you know the scene in-- 105 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,156 Uh, let me guess. 106 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,282 "Heated Rivalry." 107 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:43,492 No! 108 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:44,659 Oh, I wish! 109 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:45,994 That's all you're thinking about all the time. 110 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:46,995 I know. 111 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,747 No, I'm thinking of "Spaceballs." 112 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:49,998 Remember when they're just walking 113 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,082 through the desert in "Spaceballs"? 114 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,752 Oh, that's funny. I was thinking of David Lean's 115 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,045 "Lawrence of Arabia." - OK. 116 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,797 But you go right to "Spaceballs." 117 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,256 Yeah OK, Lawrence-- 118 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,217 yes, "Lawrence of Arabia," sure. 119 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,968 But "Spaceballs" is where they're, like, 120 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:03,512 walking on those dunes. 121 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:06,515 Yeah, there's no walking in dunes in "Lawrence of Arabia." 122 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,517 That movie's so long. 123 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,060 How long is "Heated Rivalry"? 124 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:13,021 It's six episodes, about an hour-ish each. 125 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:15,440 So that's, like, twice as long as "Lawrence of Arabia." 126 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:16,900 - Yeah, but I-- - And you watched that. 127 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,193 Well, I've moved on now. 128 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:19,653 I'm watching "Off Campus" now... 129 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:20,654 - What's that? - Which is-- 130 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,280 it's another hockey show. 131 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:25,992 But this one's about hockey players in college, 132 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:28,203 and it's about each of their love lives. 133 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:31,790 So this first season was about Garrett and Hannah. 134 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:33,207 And you know what's gonna happen, 135 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,919 but it's like, the journey is charming. 136 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:39,130 And then they have a lot of chemistry, which is so nice, 137 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,924 and I made the mistake 138 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:44,052 of looking stuff up on Instagram. 139 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:47,055 And then now my entire algorithm 140 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,640 is just "Off Campus" stuff. 141 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:50,558 But you know what? I don't hate it. 142 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:54,104 I knew Sona could be at this for hours, even days, 143 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:57,399 so I took a quick detour to visit one of my Moroccan fans. 144 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:58,775 Hey, Yassir. How are you? 145 00:05:58,859 --> 00:05:59,943 Hi, Conan. 146 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,278 Where are you from in Morocco? 147 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,863 Uh, from Casablanca. 148 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,031 When you see the movie "Casablanca," 149 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:08,159 is it at all evocative of the Casablanca you know? 150 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,661 I think--I-- 151 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:10,704 I have no idea. 152 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:11,955 I never watched it. 153 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,248 What? 154 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,625 You've never watched "Casablanca"? 155 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,419 I'm coming to Casablanca, 156 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,921 and I'm gonna show you the movie "Casablanca," 157 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:23,174 and then I'm gonna walk around in a trench coat and a hat, OK, 158 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,552 and I'm gonna make you dress as a French officer. 159 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,888 None of those references speak to me. 160 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:32,058 I--I don't care if they speak to you or not, Yassir. 161 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,560 Well, tell me a little bit about yourself. 162 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:34,686 What do you do? 163 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,938 I'm a project manager for a consultancy, 164 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:38,857 so mostly I just go talk to people 165 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:42,152 that are more experienced than me and tell them, 166 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,278 "Did you finish the thing 167 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:44,946 that you said you were gonna finish?" 168 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:47,782 And I just update it on a file, and that's my-- 169 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,909 Yassir, this is the plot of "Casablanca." 170 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:51,536 This is exactly what it's about. 171 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:52,537 - Really? - Yeah. 172 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:54,289 It's about a data manager, 173 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:56,166 and he keeps asking people, "You finished?" 174 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,918 And then at the end, they put it on a file, 175 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,169 and they all get on a plane and leave. 176 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,503 It's a very good movie. 177 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,297 I can't believe you haven't watched it. 178 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:09,888 Yassir, how are you? 179 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,306 - Hi. - Good to see you, man. 180 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:12,807 Yeah, welcome to--to Casablanca. 181 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:14,017 This is amazing. 182 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,977 For a second I thought, oh, Morocco, it's so cool. 183 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,229 It's the same forwards as it is backwards. 184 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,190 Then I thought about it for just a second, 185 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,651 and it's Occorom backwards, not Morocco-- 186 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:23,693 I mean, it's crazy. 187 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:24,986 - I don't even know-- - What you're talking about? 188 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:27,197 And then to realize I'm wrong 189 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,366 but then to start the whole show like this, 190 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:33,203 that's the act of a madman, and I apologize. 191 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,412 - I'll take it. - OK. 192 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:35,413 All right. 193 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,040 Um, I want you to try and settle down. 194 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:40,460 Your excitement at seeing me is maybe too extreme. 195 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,170 Hey, since I spoke to you, 196 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,839 have you watched the movie "Casablanca"? 197 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,049 20 minutes of it. 198 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:48,551 - That's worse than-- - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 199 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,387 That's worse than not watching it at all. 200 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,471 What's your favorite movie? 201 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:52,973 "Avengers: Endgame." 202 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,516 You don't care about the movie "Casablanca," 203 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,851 but you love "Avengers: Endgame," 204 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:59,688 which is about them getting a bunch of stones for a glove. 205 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,898 "Oh, we've got to finish that glove." 206 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,025 You know what I mean? 207 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:05,986 What, are they gonna sell it on Etsy? 208 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:09,781 Kind of a cool joke. 209 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,533 Etsy, isn't that what you young people do? 210 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:12,534 Yeah. 211 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:15,370 I need to kill myself later today. 212 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,580 Oh, sorry. That's--trigger warning. 213 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,290 Might be mentions of suicide. 214 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:21,751 But I'm going to commit suicide. 215 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,128 Trigger warning. 216 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:24,838 Can't get mad, 'cause I--I warned you. 217 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:27,007 Are you enjoying your time with me so far, 218 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,258 or do you think I'm an idiot? 219 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,968 I--I like it. 220 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,806 Has your dad watched "Casablanca"? 221 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,433 I don't know. I don't think so. 222 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:38,101 Has he watched "Avengers: Endgame"? 223 00:08:38,183 --> 00:08:39,184 No. 224 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,895 He's more into documentaries. 225 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:42,355 Yeah, that's my generation more. 226 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:43,898 As we get older, we just watch documentaries. 227 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:44,899 Yeah. 228 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,026 I didn't watch "Avengers: Endgame," 229 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:49,070 but I did watch a documentary about "Avengers: Endgame" 230 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,113 by Ken Burns. 231 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:54,701 In a last desperate attempt to defeat Thanos, 232 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,995 the feared alien warlord, 233 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,080 Iron Man, Captain America, 234 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:01,249 Smart Hulk, and Ant-Man 235 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,334 used the stolen Pym particles 236 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:07,547 to travel to New York City in the year 2012 237 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:12,135 and visit Stark Tower, where 2012 Hulk is told 238 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:16,014 from a crowded elevator to take the stairs. 239 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,891 "Take the stairs. 240 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,434 "Hate the stairs. 241 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,770 So many stairs." 242 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:23,104 The Hulk. 243 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,397 You asked me to meet your family. 244 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:25,690 - Yep. - That's very nice of you. 245 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:26,691 - Hello, sir. - Welcome. 246 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:27,692 - Hello. - Welcome. 247 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,027 - Your name is? - Ayoub. 248 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,487 - How are you? - You are the father? 249 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,197 - Yes. - Very nice to meet you. 250 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,573 Very nice to meet you, yeah. 251 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,658 Thank you for having me in your home. 252 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,619 How do I say hello in Arabic? 253 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:38,870 Salaam alaikum. 254 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:39,913 Salaam alaikum. 255 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,706 So what's the deal here? 256 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,501 You guys buy glasses in pairs of three? 257 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,752 Is that how you do it? 258 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,421 Yeah, I feel left out right now. 259 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:49,547 Yes. 260 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,591 We're gonna use the magic of Hollywood. 261 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:52,801 Let's all look to camera right now. 262 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:53,885 Look to that camera. 263 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:55,220 - Yeah. - Ah. 264 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:56,596 And put some on Junior here. 265 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:57,597 - Yes. - There you go. 266 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,307 - Yes. - You enjoying my comedy? 267 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,391 Yeah. 268 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:01,976 Oh, he's gonna say yes to everything. 269 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,228 Do you want me to leave the house? 270 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,229 Yes. 271 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,483 It's traditional to bring a gift 272 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:10,985 when one visits someone's home. 273 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,321 So I brought this. 274 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:14,489 This is for you. 275 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:15,907 - Thank you. - You like this? 276 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,867 It was right there in the hallway when we came in. 277 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,035 But I want you to have it. 278 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,286 Thank you very much. 279 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,372 Also, I want you to have this. 280 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,706 - I did not come empty-handed. - Thank you. 281 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,250 - Do you like it? - Thank you very much. 282 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:28,294 I also got you this. 283 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:29,337 Yeah, it's a grandson. 284 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:31,214 I got him for you to match this one. 285 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,340 This is really lovely. 286 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,926 Yassir's dad has made tea. 287 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,302 He's brought out snacks. 288 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,595 This is fantastic. Thank you very much. 289 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,055 - Thank you. - Welcome, welcome. 290 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,766 He's going to show you how to pour tea. 291 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,101 Yeah. 292 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,813 Oh, wow. 293 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,231 From a great height. 294 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,573 He's a natural. 295 00:10:58,783 --> 00:10:59,951 - OK. There's some-- - You did it. 296 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,452 There was some spilling. 297 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:02,579 I apologize. 298 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,664 You ever seen the movie "Cocktail" with Tom Cruise? 299 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:05,582 Very good. 300 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,916 Oh, yeah. Oh, you've seen that. 301 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,376 But you won't watch "Casablanca." 302 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:15,258 Ask him what I can say in Arabic as we drink the tea. 303 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,342 Bismillah. 304 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:17,969 Bismillah. Bismillah. 305 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,220 In God's name we drink. 306 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,221 Bravo. 307 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:24,058 These are traditional Moroccan cookies. 308 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,019 Look at this. Do they do this a lot? 309 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,061 Oh. 310 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,484 This is very good. Mmm. 311 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:36,279 I have to watch it, because if I compliment food 312 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,032 in another country, I can be sued by Stanley Tucci, so... 313 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:43,286 Invite your friends to eat with us. 314 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,913 You want my crew to have this too? 315 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:45,955 I say no. 316 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,958 Nothing for them. Nothing! 317 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,668 Mmm. Delicious, crew. 318 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,838 You'll never know. Mmm. 319 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,092 I think we should watch "Casablanca" 320 00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:00,428 in Casablanca with Yassir, 321 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,679 and I think you guys are gonna love it. 322 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:02,847 - Yes. - Yeah. 323 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,232 Sam. 324 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,900 Yes, boss? 325 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,527 It's December 1941 in Casablanca. 326 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,613 What time is it in New York? 327 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:19,822 What? 328 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,408 My watch stopped. 329 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,827 I bet they're asleep in New York. 330 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:28,331 I bet they're asleep all over America. 331 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,731 Oh, my God. 332 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:54,774 Wow. 333 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,317 Oh, man. 334 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,611 Meanwhile, back in the Sahara... 335 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,071 This is Mohammed. 336 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,823 - This is Walid. - Yeah. 337 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,283 Thank you very much for helping us. 338 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,159 Tell us about the camel. 339 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,453 We see them all the time in these wonderful movies. 340 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,498 Oh. 341 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,874 He's answering you, huh? 342 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,459 They are--you are in movies. 343 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,586 What's the problem with--what-- 344 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,505 When he's happy, he do like that. 345 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,756 That's how he shows happiness? 346 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,425 Oh, then I have a great marriage. 347 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,594 Want to kiss me? 348 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,431 - Good one, huh? - That's good. 349 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,515 - Yeah. - That's really good. 350 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:28,808 Do camels fight each other ever, 351 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,018 or do they get along mostly? 352 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,894 This is--this is the boss, the camel. 353 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,104 - The boss. - Yes. 354 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,147 This is the boss camel. 355 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,398 Yeah, this boss camel. 356 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,482 I notice this camel is muzzled. 357 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,859 - He has a muzzle. - Yeah. 358 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,361 Is that because he talks about "Off Campus" too much? 359 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:42,864 This is-- 360 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,615 He's very angry. 361 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,117 Hey. 362 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,160 Ow. 363 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:50,413 Let me ask you about the toes of a camel. 364 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,749 Oh, they have two toes, I think. 365 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,584 Do you have any questions about it? 366 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,294 The camel's toe? 367 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,295 Yeah. 368 00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,465 Uh, why did you bring up the camel's toe? 369 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,633 Uh, I brought up the camel's toe 370 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,969 because Jose, our writer producer, 371 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:09,307 is holding up a whiteboard that says "point out toes." 372 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,976 So I guess he thought that this was something 373 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,811 that would elevate the program. 374 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:16,189 So the joke you were going for, Jose, was what? 375 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,360 Was--was something about "camel toe." 376 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,070 Right. 377 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,321 What is this camel's name? 378 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,739 So this one is... 379 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,157 "Champagne Problem." 380 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,909 Oh, yeah. 381 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,160 Champagne Problem. 382 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,286 What's the troublemaker's name? 383 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,496 "Coca Cola Zero." 384 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:32,997 - Coca-Cola Zero. - Yes. 385 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,708 Which camel would be the best one for me to ride 386 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,168 based on my personality? 387 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,212 - On your personality? - Yeah. 388 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,172 I think Coca-Cola Zero. 389 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,299 So the--the camel that we've decided is the dick 390 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,884 is the one I should ride? 391 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:48,554 Yeah, this one, Coca-Cola Zero, 392 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,181 because he's bigger. 393 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,100 - And he's a dick. - Yeah. 394 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:55,895 Oh, sorry. 395 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,355 Yes, I'll ride the dick. 396 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,941 That's the second time today I've said that. 397 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,069 - You'll ride that dick. - I'll ride that dick 398 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,987 - all day and all night. - Yay. 399 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,864 Come on, high five. 400 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,116 High five. 401 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,410 I said I'd ride that dick all day and all night. 402 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,040 You got it. 403 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,500 If camels aren't your thing, 404 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,877 how about getting buried up to your neck in sand? 405 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:23,005 It's actually an ancient therapeutic treatment. 406 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,175 This is my, like, biggest phobia in life 407 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,553 is being buried like this. 408 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,764 Did you watch the last season of "Euphoria"? 409 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,766 Did you guys watch the last season of "Euphoria"? 410 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,143 - No. - OK. 411 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,144 I didn't either. 412 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,770 I don't think I've watched the first season. 413 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,314 Nate's buried underground. 414 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,191 None of us here have watched that show. 415 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,402 All I know is that people are in clubs, 416 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,779 and their mascara runs-- that's all I know. 417 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,865 How long do we need to be in the holes for? 418 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,283 Only five or seven minutes. 419 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,576 - Five to seven minutes. - Yeah. 420 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:52,994 Oh, my God. 421 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,204 Oh, my God. 422 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,582 Every part of my body is on fire. 423 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,250 Sona, I know you're uncomfortable now, 424 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,003 but once we cover you with more hot sand, you'll feel better. 425 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:08,384 I swear to God, I've had this dream, like, 50 times. 426 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,677 And now it's happening. 427 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,597 Why? 428 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,639 - Oh! - No, no, no. 429 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,808 - Oh, no? - No, only this part. 430 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,393 Only this--oh, I-- 431 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,769 You're trying to kill me. 432 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,313 I went too high? 433 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,314 You know what? 434 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,482 I'm gonna pass on mine. 435 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,817 Sona? 436 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,944 Hey, Sona, we should have a safe word. 437 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,237 - What do you want it to be? - How about, 438 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,989 "Pull me the fuck out of the sand"? 439 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,115 - Don't swear please. - Sorry. 440 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,075 How about, "I don't want to be here anymore"? 441 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,160 The swearing is better. 442 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,370 Fucking take me out of this bullshit, please. 443 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,039 Hot! 444 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,833 Ahh! 445 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,794 Burning. Burning. 446 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:46,464 Various organs shutting down. 447 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,591 Liver. 448 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,343 There go the kidneys. 449 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,720 Wait a minute. 450 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,472 Penis is coming to life. 451 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,225 That's weird. 452 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,851 Hey, you're back, buddy! 453 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,436 Uh, how you feel, Sona? 454 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,729 I feel good. 455 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,857 It's very warm, nurturing. 456 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,318 This makes me feel like I'm back in the womb. 457 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,738 They said maximum seven minutes. 458 00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:12,490 They've been gone a long time, Sona. 459 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,699 Yeah, they have. 460 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,867 I just watched a camel give birth, 461 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,913 and now the baby camel is a teenager. 462 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,290 I just saw camel starting law school 463 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,834 as they covered us up, 464 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:29,674 and now it's an associate at a very good firm in Manhattan. 465 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,551 Is that too much? 466 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,470 I'm--I'm, like, welcoming death now. 467 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,389 You did the whole "camel gave birth, 468 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,974 and now it's a teenager" joke. 469 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,058 - And no one laughed. - I know. 470 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,226 - But this is more specific. - And then you were like, 471 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:43,062 let me double down on the whole camel... 472 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,315 I thought being buried was my nightmare, 473 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,235 but I think dying next to you is my nightmare. 474 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,320 It's just gonna be bits till the end. 475 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,864 I saw a scorpion was headed my way, 476 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,700 and then he heard my bits, 477 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,119 and he retreated over that far hill. 478 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,458 I'm paying a visit to the Amazigh tribe. 479 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,960 - Is that correct? - Yes. 480 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:09,422 The Amazigh culture is over 4,000 years old. 481 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:12,758 They've contributed tagine cooking, couscous, 482 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,885 kilim rugs, beautiful jewelry-- 483 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,679 all kinds of amazing contributions. 484 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,472 And this is Aicha. 485 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:19,473 Aicha. 486 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:20,641 This is her home. 487 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,774 So she told you she's coming from another nomad village. 488 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:32,236 It's about--actually, it's about 250 kilometers. 489 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,654 Ride the camels. 490 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,822 And they came to this place 491 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,282 because they want to change the life, 492 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,617 because they are near to a place 493 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,618 they can find the water. 494 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,578 - Uh-huh. - So now she-- 495 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,580 she said at least now is two years. 496 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:43,623 She just said all that? 497 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:44,665 She just arrived-- 498 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:45,791 She said one word. 499 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,418 Should I have them bring tea? 500 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,544 - Oh! - So have tea. 501 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,129 - You're inviting me to have tea? - Yes, yes. 502 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,088 - I would love that. - Sure. 503 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,090 I would be very honored to have tea with you. 504 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:56,260 Can you tell Aicha that this is very nice? 505 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,428 You're welcome! 506 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:58,638 She said you are welcome. 507 00:18:58,721 --> 00:18:59,639 Big welcome. 508 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:00,848 Oh, thank you very much. 509 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,559 The high--that's-- that's a big thing here, 510 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,353 - right, the high up? - Yes. 511 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:08,147 What happens when your eyesight starts to go? 512 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,315 Just curious. 513 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,108 I'm jealous of that stream. 514 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,234 Don't ask. 515 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:13,986 Pee pee. 516 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,154 Smarty Pants. 517 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,238 IMAX. 518 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,699 Enjoy it! 519 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:19,617 Thank you. 520 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,534 Enjoy it! 521 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,703 This is one of the hospitality, 522 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:25,873 because when you stop in normal tent, 523 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,668 they always give you food to eat. 524 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,002 What is this bread called? 525 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,003 Medfouna. 526 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,631 Medfouna is like Berber pizza. 527 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:34,924 So I just tear off a piece? 528 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,008 - Just small. - Just a small piece? 529 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,093 Yes. 530 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,597 - That's very good. - Yeah. 531 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,557 You can taste, like, the smokiness of the stone. 532 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,101 You keep saying I can have a little piece. 533 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,143 Can I just have a big hunk? 534 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,144 This is the last one. 535 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,229 Last one? 536 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,814 What kind of host are you? I'm a big guy. 537 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,232 - I'm 6'4". - Yes, hospita-- 538 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,274 My brother Neil would have eaten that 539 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,401 like a communion wafer. 540 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:54,610 You know what? I apologize. 541 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,487 - Yeah. - 'Cause I talk too much. 542 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,322 I always eat as much food as I can 543 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,574 when I go into a house, and I even-- 544 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,243 I won't lie, sometimes I have been known 545 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,620 to line my pockets with tinfoil 546 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,664 so I can put food in my pockets and leave with it. 547 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,165 Do you want to take this one with you? 548 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,042 - I'm not done talking. - OK. 549 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,836 I don't know what you're saying. 550 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,463 Aicha regretting letting me into the tent. 551 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,006 Clearly you can tell. 552 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,967 She wants me so gone. 553 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:21,303 I was described by "Vulture" 554 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,223 as "hard to take." 555 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,394 "The Wrap" said I'm "a strong dose." 556 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,856 "Indiewire" said, "That guy's a prick." 557 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,525 - I want to thank you for Aicha-- - OK, you can-- 558 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,026 you can take this one too. 559 00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:37,027 - Can I take that as well? - Yeah. Yes. 560 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,571 - Aicha, I want to thank you. - Yes. OK. 561 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,030 Thank you very much. 562 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:43,159 To get Sona 's argan oil, we had to leave the desert 563 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,827 and travel to Marrakesh. 564 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:49,081 Unfortunately, there were no first-class flights available. 565 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,294 - Sona. - Yeah. 566 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:57,089 When I said book us transportation, I meant cars. 567 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,299 Oh. 568 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:01,260 What we're doing right now, a couple thousand years ago, 569 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,303 they were doing this. 570 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,513 That's crazy. 571 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,265 That's crazy. 572 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,559 I'm not wearing anything under this robe, you know. 573 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,060 - Oh, God. - Yeah. 574 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,145 The saddle's going to the right. 575 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,354 I'm going to the left. 576 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,065 - Right? - OK. 577 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:19,695 Hey, have you noticed that the sand is brown 578 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:20,696 and the camels are brown? 579 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,406 - You know what that is? - What? 580 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,074 "Camelflage." 581 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:25,409 Huh? 582 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:26,744 "Camel"-flage. 583 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:29,205 I think we should move on. 584 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,457 Well, I thought I had a pretty good one there. 585 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,833 You thought that was good? 586 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,211 Well, Jose came up with it. 587 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,464 - OK, Jose "Camel Toe" Arroyo? - Yeah. 588 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,965 Hey, look at our shadow there, Sona. 589 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:40,966 Isn't that amazing? 590 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,676 That is so cool! 591 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,679 Can you imagine if instead of three wise men 592 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:48,474 showing up in Jesus's manger, it was the two of us? 593 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:49,850 Oh, my God. 594 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,352 And we just-- 595 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:52,770 we screwed everything up? 596 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,104 I wouldn't have brought a gift. 597 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:55,481 No, I would have taken something. 598 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,565 - No! - Yeah. 599 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:57,608 - From Jesus? - I would've-- 600 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,109 well, I'm sorry. 601 00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:02,238 Uh, Sona, I don't think we can take camels 602 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,073 all the way to Marrakesh. 603 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,876 So, Sona, when I got this car... 604 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,002 Yeah. 605 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,796 I got it for the look of the car. 606 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:23,467 It never occurred to me to get in it and see if I fit. 607 00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,094 You don't fit at all in this car. 608 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,095 No. No. 609 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,514 Look at the amount of play there is 610 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:29,765 in the steering wheel. 611 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,059 We're going absolutely straight. 612 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,477 My God. 613 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:34,728 I don't feel safe. 614 00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:35,938 And you know why? 615 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,314 You're not safe. 616 00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:40,067 This is how people drove cars in old 1930s movies. 617 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,861 - In the fake movies? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 618 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:42,862 "I'm coming. 619 00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:43,863 "I gotta get there! 620 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:45,865 "I've gotta get to McCreedy's barn, see? 621 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:49,660 I'm coming to meet Jimmy Cagney and Humphrey Bogart, see?" 622 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,745 It's also hot as balls. 623 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:55,708 It's hot as Superman's asshole in a kryptonite fire. 624 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,543 Oh, that's the other thing. 625 00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,378 - No air conditioning. - Right. 626 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,714 Matt Shaw, our editor, gave us this fan. 627 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:02,882 There you go, boss. 628 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:04,592 It's on full blast. 629 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:08,012 Look how close it is to your face. 630 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:10,806 It's actually taking coolness away from me. 631 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:15,769 The setting is very "old man's dying breath." 632 00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,187 Speed bump. 633 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:18,522 - Whoo! - Oh, my God. 634 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:19,565 Oh, come on. 635 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,984 That speed bump just knocked the steering wheel 636 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,569 back into alignment. 637 00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:28,157 I'm laughing because it's so dangerous. 638 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,159 If, like, something happens to me, though, 639 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,785 my mom's gonna be really pissed at you. 640 00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,037 No, no, I won't let anything happen to you. 641 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,538 I'm gonna take a video of you driving. 642 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:36,081 - Hello, Mom. - Hello, Nadia. 643 00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:37,249 I just want you to know 644 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,667 I'm taking good care of your daughter. 645 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:39,877 Oh! Oh, my God. 646 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,630 You don't want to slow down for the bumps at all? 647 00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:43,631 No. 648 00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:44,840 Hey, camels crossing. 649 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:45,883 - Look at that. - Oh, my God. 650 00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,051 Isn't that amazing? 651 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:49,053 OK, what did you prefer, 652 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,055 driving in this car or the camel? 653 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,139 - The camel. - Yeah. 654 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:53,974 - The camel had more legroom. - Yeah. 655 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:57,019 The camel didn't try to kill us. 656 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,438 Also-- and this is strange to say-- 657 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:02,024 this car has to stop every 10 minutes to shit. 658 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:08,364 This reminds me of the road to Vegas. 659 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,490 Yes. 660 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,617 You--have you ever driven to Vegas? 661 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,494 - Back in the day, I did. - Yeah. 662 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:17,122 This is me, Rodman, Greg, Rob LaZebnik. 663 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:19,875 We stayed at a really cheap-- like, in the bad part of town. 664 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,043 - Really? - Yeah. 665 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,544 And we were miserable. 666 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:23,545 We don't gamble. 667 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:24,546 We didn't drink. 668 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,548 We called ourselves the Pussy Patrol 669 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:28,217 because we were a bunch of pussies. 670 00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:30,970 Oh, my God, look! 671 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:32,513 Argon restaurant. 672 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,056 I bet they have argon oil. 673 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,307 Can you drop me off here? 674 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:37,059 I don't think the brakes work, 675 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,769 so I'm just gonna keep going. 676 00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:40,562 But we'll get argon oil later. 677 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:43,190 We are on our way to Marrakesh. 678 00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:45,275 It's a nine-hour drive. 679 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:46,777 Oh, my God! 680 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,529 I hope you brought a book on tape. 681 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:49,863 There's no tape player. 682 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:51,031 OK, well, I'll just-- 683 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:53,242 I have memorized several books. 684 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,952 Which books? 685 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,913 "Chapter 12: In addition to confessing 686 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,207 "to three of the grisliest murders ever recorded, 687 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:01,333 Ed Gein told investigators..." 688 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:02,543 Oh, my God! 689 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,378 "He had made over 40 nocturnal visits 690 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:07,631 "to local graveyards to exhume recently buried bodies 691 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:10,426 while in a daze-like state." 692 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,386 Finally, we arrived in Marrakesh, 693 00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:14,096 and my first stop was to visit 694 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:17,141 one of Morocco's biggest contemporary artists. 695 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:19,560 This is Hassan Hajjaj. 696 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:22,771 You're an extraordinary figure here in Morocco 697 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,148 and around the world. 698 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,358 You've photographed Billie Eilish, 699 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:29,361 Rizz Ahmed, Cardi B. 700 00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:30,654 I am very honored, because I think 701 00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:31,780 you're gonna photograph me today. 702 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,407 Yes, we're gonna have a bit of fun. 703 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,075 I'm gonna show you some outfits. 704 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,368 Hopefully you're gonna like some of them. 705 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:37,953 So these are the clothes you designed. 706 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,455 - Yes. - Ooh, look at this. 707 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,499 Look at that. 708 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,084 Is this UV protection? 709 00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,419 It could be. 710 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,004 Could be? 711 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,089 Spoken like a true "guy selling stuff." 712 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:51,550 Hassan, what do you think? 713 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:53,302 - Yeah, I think it's working. - You know what? 714 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,929 I'm the leader of a sex cult, uh, 715 00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:58,891 but I'm also safe at night on the highway. 716 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:01,226 - That's the look I'm going for. - Yeah, this is-- 717 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:03,937 so, yes, I think you can just-- we can do some Moroccan shoes. 718 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:05,314 Is this doing anything for you, Hassan? 719 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,690 Do you like this-- these movements? 720 00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:08,067 Uh, I think not. 721 00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:10,486 I think we can stop, I think, no? 722 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:15,282 This is incredible. 723 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:16,450 If anyone I went to high school with 724 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,869 saw me wearing this athletic jacket, 725 00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,162 they'd beat me up again. 726 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:21,330 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 727 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:26,251 Hey, doesn't it look like I have a 1980s sitcom? 728 00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:28,420 You know what I mean? 729 00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:33,300 - Hey, Hassan! - Hello. 730 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:35,135 - How are you, my man? - How you doing? 731 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:36,470 - How's it going? - I'm good. I'm good. 732 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:37,763 Oh, I'm doing all right. 733 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,723 - I'm good. - Ah! 734 00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:42,309 Wing, wang. 735 00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:43,310 Huh? 736 00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:44,353 This is very cool. 737 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:45,854 We're gonna do this photo shoot outside. 738 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,439 You like to create an atmosphere, 739 00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:49,608 so you have this very well-known 740 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,235 Moroccan musician, Maroune... 741 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,569 Yeah, Maroune Lbahja. Yes. 742 00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:54,071 And Maroune is playing-- what is this instrument called? 743 00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:55,239 It's called guembri. 744 00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:56,740 It's so amazing. Three strings. 745 00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:58,242 - You play the middle one open. - Open, yes. 746 00:26:58,325 --> 00:26:59,993 Incredible. And I'm all set. 747 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:01,495 I'm wearing this look. 748 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:04,331 It's as if Kermit the Frog were a DJ. 749 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:14,174 It's the first time I've ever been worried 750 00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:15,968 about an upskirt photo. 751 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:26,645 Thank you guys. 752 00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:35,070 Well, that's one more thing I have in common 753 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,614 with Cardi B and Billie Eilish. 754 00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:39,783 We are entering the souk now. 755 00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,201 This is the market. 756 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:42,661 It's just a warren-- 757 00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:45,330 a cobweb of various alleys. 758 00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:47,374 Mr. Conan, I'm one of your fans. 759 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:48,375 Oh, you're a fan. 760 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:49,501 Welcome to Marrakesh, Mr. Conan. 761 00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:50,544 Hi. How are you? 762 00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,171 Thank you for having me. This is my friend Sona. 763 00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:54,131 Thanks for coming to my city, Marrakesh. 764 00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:55,299 - We love that. - We love it here. 765 00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:56,300 - I appreciate. Thanks a lot. - Thank you. 766 00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:58,051 - Enjoy. - Thank you. What a lovely man. 767 00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,596 This souk is where they shot 768 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,056 for "Sex and the City," the movie, two. 769 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:04,349 Oh, where they go to Abu Dhabi, 770 00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:05,475 they actually shot it here? 771 00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:06,476 Yes. Yeah. 772 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,895 Isn't that the one where 773 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:09,271 Carrie Bradshaw is walking around, 774 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:10,939 and she bumps into her old flame? 775 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,024 Aidan. 776 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,859 The odds of that happening are one in a billion. 777 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:14,985 I don't know. 778 00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:17,446 We've been here 10 minutes-- I haven't seen Aidan. 779 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:18,989 You want to see Aidan? 780 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:20,282 You know, can I say one thing? 781 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:21,283 Yeah. 782 00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:23,035 I saw that "Sex and the City" movie, 783 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:25,287 and they're in Abu Dhabi. 784 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,497 And Cynthia Nixon says, "Come on, guys, 785 00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:29,166 there's a lot to do in Abu Dhabi," 786 00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:30,751 and then she says, "Abu Dhabi do." 787 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:31,752 Yeah. 788 00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,421 Abu Dhabi do! 789 00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:35,797 When she said that, 790 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:38,050 I took my flat-screen television off the wall, 791 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:39,343 and I threw it out the window. 792 00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:44,389 'Cause you were so happy with how good it was? 793 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:45,390 - Yes. - The line? 794 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:47,267 That's what I do when I'm really happy 795 00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:50,437 about a written line in a comedy 796 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,148 is I throw a TV out the window. 797 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:55,108 That's why I can't watch my own show, 798 00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:58,320 'cause there'd just be TVs flying left and right. 799 00:28:58,403 --> 00:28:59,780 Would you like some mint? 800 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:01,573 I'll take mint. Thank you! 801 00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:04,159 Sir, this is her second favorite herb. 802 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:05,369 How much? 803 00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:06,370 No, it's no problem. 804 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:07,788 No, no, he'll pay you. 805 00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:09,081 Nice to meet you. 806 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,457 - Hello. - Hi. 807 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,626 - Oh, we have good smiling. - Oh, thank you. 808 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:13,710 Salaam alaikum. 809 00:29:13,794 --> 00:29:15,587 I want to show you something very special. 810 00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:17,339 - OK. - Follow me please. 811 00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,216 Last time I heard this, I ended up naked in an alley. 812 00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:20,634 - Everybody follow me please. - Hey! 813 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:22,094 Hello. 814 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,303 Jimmy Carter, he was-- 815 00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:24,596 Oh, look! 816 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,932 Look, Jimmy Carter was here. 817 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:28,392 Puff Daddy. 818 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:29,726 Puff Daddy was here? 819 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:31,520 Yeah--oh, Puff Daddy. 820 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:32,938 Let me tell you something. 821 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:34,690 Show people the Jimmy Carter photo. 822 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,608 Maybe don't show the Puff Daddy photo. 823 00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:37,651 - No. - Right, Sona? 824 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:39,444 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Exactly. I am agree with you. 825 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:41,280 Sir, welcome in Marrakesh. 826 00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:42,531 Thank you. 827 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,241 Sona, everyone here who was thrilled to see me 828 00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:46,451 was also thrilled to see Puff Daddy. 829 00:29:47,995 --> 00:29:49,621 So I got to take it all with a grain of salt. 830 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:50,622 That's true. 831 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:53,208 Oh, Saddam Hussein was just here. 832 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,918 What a great guy. 833 00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:56,211 I want a pouf. 834 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,212 What's a pouf? 835 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:58,964 It's like the--those things. 836 00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:01,341 This is a Moroccan pouf, and what do you do with a pouf? 837 00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:02,342 For sitting. 838 00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:03,510 Oh, for sitting. 839 00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:04,928 Oh, you put, like, a pillow in here. 840 00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:06,054 Put some stuff inside. 841 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:07,055 - OK. - Yeah. 842 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,807 Does anyone ever wear this as a hat? 843 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,142 Is this ever a hat? Let me see. Hold on. 844 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,143 No, it's not like a hat. 845 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:12,311 It's not a hat? 846 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:13,812 If I wear as a hat, it's a mistake. 847 00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:15,564 - You seem upset. - No, no, it look nice. 848 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:18,025 - It's a good hat. - Yes. 849 00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:19,568 Looks heavy. 850 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,445 - This is good, though, right? - And it's, like, 100 degrees. 851 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:22,821 I must have it. 852 00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:24,072 And guess what the best part is, Sona. 853 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,073 What? 854 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,242 This carpet matches the drapes. 855 00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:30,787 I got fucked-up junk. 856 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:33,498 Hockey team. 857 00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:34,499 - Hockey team! - Hockey. 858 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:35,625 Are you guys Canadian? 859 00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,044 - Yeah, dude. - Awesome. 860 00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:38,086 Oh, this is sick. 861 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,963 I bet some "Heated Rivalry" shit's going on. 862 00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:41,965 I'm kidding. 863 00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:43,592 Come on, let's look in here. 864 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,260 This guy sells really good leather, don't you? 865 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:46,511 - Thank you very much. - I just said that. 866 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:47,596 - I don't know. - Yeah. 867 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,140 You could be a total fake, you know? 868 00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:51,433 I don't have fake. 869 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:52,476 - This is handmade. - Handmade. 870 00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:53,518 This is handmade. 871 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:54,561 Sona, you've heard of hide and seek. 872 00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:55,604 Yeah. 873 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,814 This is hide in souk. 874 00:30:57,898 --> 00:30:59,316 Soukie Soukie. 875 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,068 Apologies to Cynthia Nixon. 876 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:03,403 What I just said was almost as bad. 877 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:05,947 Abu Dhabi do! 878 00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:07,991 Berber pharmacy. 879 00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:09,701 This is eucalyptus crystals. 880 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:14,122 How do--oh, that's nice! 881 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:15,457 Oh, wow! 882 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:16,458 Ah! 883 00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,752 This is like koala meth. 884 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:20,045 Eucalyptus crystals. 885 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:22,339 I just went back in time. 886 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:24,174 Hello, George Washington. 887 00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:28,762 This is what we wear in 2026. 888 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:32,099 Do you have anything that helps with health? 889 00:31:32,182 --> 00:31:33,934 For what? Immunity? 890 00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:35,936 To please one's wife. 891 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,604 "Star Wars" tea. 892 00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:38,647 - You drink. - Oh! 893 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:39,773 - You drink this? - Yes. 894 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,149 This is the result. 895 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:42,150 The result is that? 896 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:43,235 - Yes. - Yeah. 897 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,028 For me to have that result, 898 00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:50,033 I'd need major surgery and 35 donors. 899 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:55,831 All right, Sona, you know I love leather goods. 900 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:58,166 - This is Monsieur Le Lu. - Yes. 901 00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,418 - Monsieur Le Lu? - That's it. 902 00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:00,877 - Yes. - He is an artist. 903 00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:03,171 This man is a great tailor. 904 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:04,214 Tell him this. 905 00:32:04,297 --> 00:32:05,799 I host the Oscars, the greatest award show 906 00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:07,717 in the history of mankind. 907 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:14,975 After the Golden Globes and the MTV Movie Awards. 908 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:16,726 I want to wear a leather tuxedo, 909 00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:18,270 a Moroccan leather tuxedo. 910 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:19,438 OK. 911 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:22,482 When he got my measurements, did he say, 912 00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:26,445 "Why does Michelangelo's 'David' need a leather tuxedo?" 913 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:29,823 Is this the best body type 914 00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:31,074 you've worked on? 915 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:38,165 Look at this. 916 00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:39,207 This is beautiful. 917 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:40,208 It is. 918 00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:41,793 I like to smell leather. 919 00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:43,003 - Isn't that amazing? - Is it weird? 920 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:44,129 You're gonna be smelling me all the time. 921 00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:45,130 No, I'm good. 922 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:46,506 Wait a minute. 923 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:47,924 This is a white leather shirt. 924 00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:49,134 Yeah. 925 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:51,470 This is what Jim Morrison wore to his prom. 926 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:55,056 Hey, that's cool. That's hip. 927 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:58,143 Hey, this is what Lenny Kravitz wore to the prom. 928 00:32:58,226 --> 00:32:59,311 - Pretty good, right? - Yeah. 929 00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:01,271 It's OK. It's--it's better. 930 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:05,150 This is what that guy you liked on "Gigolos" 931 00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:06,151 wore to the prom. 932 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:07,777 - It--it probably is. - Yes, I know. 933 00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:08,987 - Yeah. - I don't even know his name. 934 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,447 Brace? 935 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:11,907 Oh, this is so insane. 936 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:12,908 No. 937 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,159 Did you almost name your twins 938 00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:15,577 after two of the guys in... 939 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,621 Yeah, I did. Almost. 940 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:19,164 That's so sick. I'm sorry. 941 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,583 This is just us. We do this. You're enjoying it. 942 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,752 No one fakes-- fake-enjoys like you, sir. 943 00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,504 You're very good. You're the best. 944 00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:26,755 Let's get this on. 945 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,048 - Oh, boy. - Ah! 946 00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:29,090 You don't tell--ooh. 947 00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:30,383 Oh, my God. 948 00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:32,427 - Incredible. - Don't rub the mannequin. 949 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,012 Can I bring this with me? 950 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:41,019 You almost chopped--oh, can I bring this with me? 951 00:33:42,479 --> 00:33:45,023 Welcome to the 2027 Oscars. 952 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:47,692 Here's your host, Conan O'Brien! 953 00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:50,320 Yay! 954 00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:51,696 This is insane. 955 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:54,282 - That's cool. - This is fantastic. 956 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:55,784 - Can you move in it? - No. 957 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,077 Oh. 958 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,662 Not at all. I'm sorry. 959 00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:01,081 This has got to be a very repressed person's kink. 960 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:04,000 Oh, I like leather, but, mm, formal leather. 961 00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:06,878 There we go. Perfect, guys. 962 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:07,921 Look at that. 963 00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:08,922 My team. 964 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,342 So by my count, 965 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:14,052 Conan's bought a leather tuxedo, 966 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:15,262 a rug jacket, 967 00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:16,388 a leather duffel, 968 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,223 and some boner tee. 969 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,725 I thought we came to Morocco to shop for me. 970 00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:22,101 Sona, what are you doing? 971 00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:23,895 You just hijack my voiceovers? 972 00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,397 Oh, poor Conan. 973 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,065 Sorry you didn't get to talk enough. 974 00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:28,483 All right, Sona, let's just go get you 975 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,902 your precious oil, shall we? 976 00:34:30,985 --> 00:34:31,902 This is it. 977 00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:33,697 "Le Sens de Marrakech." 978 00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:34,739 - Hi. - Hi. 979 00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:35,991 - How are you? - Good. 980 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:37,784 - How are you? - You're good? 981 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:40,536 My friend Sona loves argan oil. 982 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:43,373 I love it for my hair, for my skin. 983 00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:44,958 It's really good for everything. 984 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,376 You should get some too, maybe. 985 00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:47,752 Your skin's really dry. 986 00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:48,920 My skin is pretty dry. I get very scaly. 987 00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:50,213 Your skin. 988 00:34:50,297 --> 00:34:51,339 Yeah, that's my-- look at that right there. 989 00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:52,757 It looks like a chicken's claw. 990 00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:54,175 Look at that. You like that? 991 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,467 - It's gonna fix it. - Doesn't it look like-- 992 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:56,928 I'm gonna fix everything. 993 00:34:57,012 --> 00:34:59,139 You're gonna need a lot for her. 994 00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:02,684 Is there a--a big bucket of argan oil 995 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,102 that we can dunk her head in 996 00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:05,312 and then keep her there for 24 hours? 997 00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:06,438 We have it. Yeah. 998 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,231 We have the huge bottle of it. 999 00:35:08,315 --> 00:35:09,649 - Oh! - Yes! 1000 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:12,152 This will last her two days. 1001 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:13,612 What can you do for my skin? 1002 00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:15,238 - Is there anything for my skin? - For your skin? 1003 00:35:15,322 --> 00:35:16,489 Look, it's-- 1004 00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:19,117 We have hand cream, and we have body cream. 1005 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,160 And how often-- 1006 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:21,953 many times a day do I put this on? 1007 00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:24,039 - Just once. - Oh, it's so great. 1008 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:26,541 - Yeah, it smells nice. - It's so amazing. 1009 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,209 You gotta smell this. Boink! 1010 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,045 Hey! 1011 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,254 I fooled her. 1012 00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,381 Sometimes it's called "the long con." 1013 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:34,382 Oh, look, people outside. 1014 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:36,092 Hi. How are you? You know what? 1015 00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:39,512 She just saw how moist my hands were from this far away. 1016 00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:40,639 Yeah, they smell you. 1017 00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:42,098 Look, my hands are very moist. 1018 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:43,475 Oh, your hands are moist! 1019 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,435 Yes! 1020 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:46,978 Yay! 1021 00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:49,898 See, this is how we bring everyone together. 1022 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:50,982 Oh, what's this? 1023 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:52,192 It's a shower gel. 1024 00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,653 That's named after Conan. 1025 00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:57,739 Sona just said to me, "Here's some gel, douche." 1026 00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:00,784 Do you feel like you have moisturized hands? 1027 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,327 Yes, I really do. 1028 00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:04,245 Every hour, you can use it. 1029 00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:06,915 It's funny. Earlier you said once a day. 1030 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,292 No, but you have really dry skin. 1031 00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:12,962 I said if you have normal skin, you can do it just once a day. 1032 00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:14,089 Yeah, and if you're abnormal-- 1033 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,965 But you have really dry skin, 1034 00:36:16,049 --> 00:36:17,801 so you can do it every minute. 1035 00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:20,136 - Every minute? - Yeah. 1036 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:21,596 You just went to every minute. 1037 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:22,806 What's this? 1038 00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:25,642 OK, this one is sensual oil. 1039 00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:27,435 Oh, it says sensual-- 1040 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,521 do you need another person to use this, 1041 00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,064 or is this something I could use alone? 1042 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:32,899 I'm not saying I wouldn't like another person, 1043 00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:36,403 but you know, I'll take one of these by myself. 1044 00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:38,154 OK. 1045 00:36:38,238 --> 00:36:40,156 And then is there a park nearby? 1046 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,950 - Like... - Ah! 1047 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:43,284 He's weird. 1048 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:44,661 - A little bit. - A little bit. 1049 00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:45,745 - Yeah. - A little bit. 1050 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:49,332 - He's a little-- - He looks like-- 1051 00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:51,668 Why does he look at me like this? 1052 00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:53,211 Oh, it's OK. You can say it. 1053 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:55,839 I feel stressed or something like that. 1054 00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:56,881 Yeah. 1055 00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:57,882 Stressed? No. 1056 00:36:57,966 --> 00:36:59,634 - Yeah, he does that. - I feel like I want to 1057 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:01,594 drink something now. 1058 00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:02,595 Thank you! 1059 00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:03,596 Yes, that's what he does. 1060 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,140 So just me being with you 1061 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:06,349 made you stressed and creeped out? 1062 00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:07,475 Yeah! 1063 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,520 Well, I'm glad I came all this way 1064 00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:12,522 and at great expense to buy your argan oil. 1065 00:37:12,605 --> 00:37:13,523 Thank you. 1066 00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:16,276 And to be called creep of the century. 1067 00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:19,154 Oh, nothing creepy about what I'm doing now. 1068 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,072 You can smell for whole the whole day. 1069 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:23,616 You can smell for the whole day. 1070 00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:25,827 Was this something we could have bought on Amazon 1071 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:27,412 instead of coming all the way to Marrakesh? 1072 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:29,998 No, but we have our website. 1073 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:31,416 - You have a website? - Yeah. 1074 00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:33,293 And if we had ordered from the website... 1075 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:34,461 Yeah. 1076 00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:36,755 We could have just stayed in the United States? 1077 00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:39,507 Uh, yeah, I think so. 1078 00:37:43,011 --> 00:37:44,554 - Thank you. Thank you. - Great to see you guys. 1079 00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:45,680 - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 1080 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:46,848 Bye-bye. 1081 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:48,183 Time to--time to see your new looks. 1082 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,310 Yes. We'll be back in a week. 1083 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:55,899 Finally, our epic quest had come to an end. 1084 00:37:55,982 --> 00:37:57,859 I was dazzled by Morocco-- 1085 00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:00,320 the people, the generosity, 1086 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:02,822 the music, their love of family, 1087 00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:06,242 and their culinary traditions, old and new. 1088 00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:09,162 And best of all, I loved sharing this experience 1089 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:12,749 with a hilarious coworker and my great friend. 1090 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:15,126 Of course, I'm talking about the camel. 1091 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,846 - Sir, do you have any eggs? - Eggs, yeah, eggs. 1092 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:29,265 - Do you have any eggs? - Eggs. 1093 00:38:56,584 --> 00:38:58,294 This is deranged!