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And the nominees
for the Best Yell

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in an Action Film are...

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Vin Spiegel
in <i>Go Forth Gut-wrenched.</i>

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<i>Ten, nine,</i>

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<i>eight, seven, six,</i>

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<i>five, four, three...</i>

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And Professor Piero Pomponi
for <i>Bad Informations.</i>

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And Brick Maxwell
for <i>The Big Bang II:</i>

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<i>Light the Fuse.</i>

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And Nic Cassino for <i>Spike Five:
Death Match 3000.</i>

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And the award goes to...

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- My God! Brick Maxwell!
- Ooh! Brick Maxwell

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for <i>The Big Bang II:
Light the Fuse!</i>

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Whoo!

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How about a Slow Screw
Against the Wall?

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Can you believe this kid?

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Can't even do a pushup

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and he's the new face
of action films.

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Please.

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Estrogen
is the new testosterone.

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The demographic is changing

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and they want
a new kind of hero.

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One who's
a little more vulnerable.

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Shit, it's all done
with computers anyway.

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That's what I'm saying, Jack.
Award's for action films.

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- Not action cartoons.
- Hmm.

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- The stuff I do is real.
- Yeah.

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Fire, explosions, car chases.

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- This scar. Morocco, 2016.
- Yeah.

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You won this award - three years running.
Yeah.

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And your next film
is testing through the roof.

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You're still young.

33
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Jack, I'm 53.

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Fifty is the new 20.

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Yeah, right.

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Fifty. Still haven't done
my <i>Streetcar Named Desire.</i>

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The world needs to see...

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the Brando.

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I'm gonna swallow a bug.

40
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Why don't you come by
my office tomorrow, we can talk.

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I might have something for you.
A Disney project.

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- Disney?
- Disney.

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- Family films?
- Yeah, why not?

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Yeah, could show my range.

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Exactly.
It's an opportunity for you.

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Interesting.

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<i>Magilla Gorilla?</i>

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What?

49
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It's got heat.
They're talking ensemble cast.

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Check this out.
Danny DeVito as Mr. Peebles.

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I'm not playing a gorilla, Jack!
That's where I draw the line.

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You're not gonna play a gorilla.

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Just lend your voice. No!

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The old man would turn
in his grave

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if he knew his son
was playing an ape.

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Nic, it's a payday.

57
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It could be a future franchise.

58
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What's happening
with <i>The Horseman?</i>

59
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Listen, I gotta call you back.

60
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They're going
with Brick Maxwell.

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They wanted someone
a little more...

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prepubescent.

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What? What does that mean?

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Younger, Nic.

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They wanted someone younger.

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Look, kid, it happens fast
in this business.

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One day,
you're on the top of the hill,

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the next day you're over it.

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It kills me that
you're not getting the parts.

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Believe me.

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I raised my tent on your pole.
Remember?

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<i>Spike? Spike II? Spike III?</i>

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But things change.

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Yesterday,
it was underdog action heroes.

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Today, it's... teenage zombies.

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Hey, here's something
you might like.

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No cartoons, Jack. Not now.

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- No cartoons.
- No. No, no.

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A festival in Italy wants to do
a retrospective on your career.

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Why don't you take Aurora
and have a nice trip?

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I haven't seen her
since the awards.

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- Uh, a retrospective?
- Then go yourself.

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The Italians have
always loved your films.

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Sure. Like, where? Where is it?

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In Naples.
The Giffoni Film Festival.

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Hmm.

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I could use a bit of love.

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I think.

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Mr. Cassino?
We're ready to go.

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Great.

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Whoo!

92
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Whoo!

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Whoo!

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Whoo!

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Whoo! Whoo!

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Ladies and gentlemen, kids.

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Stay, stay, stay!
Just a moment! Stay!

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The director of the film
is in attendance

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and will be available for a Q&A.

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Stay! Stay, stay, stay!

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Please! Just a moment!

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A question?

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I have a question.

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The American superhero,
Nic Cassino?

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Where is the conference?

106
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<i>Uh, Lore,
do you remember Fausto?</i>

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We taught filmmaking together

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at the Centro Sperimentale.

109
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Ah, yes, of course.
The days of hope and glory.

110
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I told Fabrizio,

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any service I can provide
to help his career.

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I am, as we say in Naples...

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I am available.

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Whatever you need.

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Do you sell life insurance?

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Ah!

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It was a joke.

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Fabrizio, you know, it's late.

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The hydrofoil for Ischia
is leaving in an hour.

120
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And Ombretta?

121
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She's outside trying
to get a signal.

122
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Nello is calling
to meet us at the port.

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- So, very nice to meet you.
- Bye.

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Our daughter.

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She's an actress.

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- Can we go now?
- Yes, we go.

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- Is it Lello?
- Nello.

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Nello, Lello.
What's the difference?

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"Marry and buy cattle

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from your own town
and you won't be let down."

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Yes. Of course.

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- A lot of good it did me. Hmm.
<i>- Jack!</i>

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Yep, safe and sound.

134
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Could've warned me
about the Amalfi drive.

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You know what I'm like
with heights.

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<i>Hey, I got some news for you.</i>

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Mm-hmm?
<i>The Horseman</i> came through?

138
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<i>You sittin' down?</i>

139
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Uh...
I am now. I'm sitting.

140
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What's the news?

141
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<i>Not that kind of news.</i>

142
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Uh-huh?
<i>Aurora came by.</i>

143
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- Right?
<i>- She's filing for divorce.</i>

144
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Hmm. Interesting.
That's... That's terrific.

145
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Yeah! I love you, too.

146
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My wife's filing for divorce.

147
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Yeah, she's off
with Brick... Brick Maxwell.

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Noodle arms. Spaghetti arms.

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The guy who pretends
he's an action hero.

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Really not. I love you, too.

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<i>Jack, you need
to get me out of this.</i>

152
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<i>You wanna use
the food allergy routine?</i>

153
00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:02,776
Yeah. Whatever, yeah.

154
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,256
<i>I'll try to hold the jet
for you.</i>

155
00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:09,434
Right. Uh, wait.
Uh, Jack. Um...

156
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,915
I need some time. Is there...

157
00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:15,527
any place out here where
I can stay low for a few days?

158
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:17,544
<i>Well, George Clooney's villa</i>

159
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,096
<i>is up for sale.</i>

160
00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:20,620
<i>But it's way up north.</i>

161
00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,188
What about Sofia's?

162
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,060
<i>Vin Spiegel's staying there.</i>

163
00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:28,497
<i>They're prepping</i> Sergeant Stone.

164
00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:31,326
Right, well... God.

165
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,894
Anywhere where no one knows
who I am.

166
00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,766
- All right.
<i>- Wait a second.</i>

167
00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:39,856
<i>There's an Italian actress
who's got a villa nearby.</i>

168
00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:42,293
<i>Place called Ischia.</i>

169
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:45,209
Yeah. Ischia.
Sounds great. All right.

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00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:59,441
Nello, I introduce
my mother, Lorella.

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- Nice to meet you.
- And my father, Fabrizio.

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00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:05,534
It's a pleasure
and an honor to meet you.

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00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,710
I've heard so much
of your films.

174
00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,408
- Have you seen any of them?
- No.

175
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,368
But I feel as I have.

176
00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:16,545
Ombretta has spoken
of them so often.

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00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:19,722
Such courage to make
a three-hour film

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00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,202
in this day and age.

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Courage?
Interesting point of view.

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- Listen, Lello.
- Nello.

181
00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:32,039
Sorry. Nello.
We are very tired.

182
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:35,782
Six hours on the train,
three hours at the festival.

183
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:38,349
Can we just go to the hydrofoil?

184
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,222
Papa. Nello has
a surprise for you.

185
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:42,527
- Yes?
- Yes.

186
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:46,183
A private boat and tour.

187
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,407
Wow. Hmm.

188
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:16,170
And as we reach
the end of our tour,

189
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:20,827
I'd like to show you
the most beautiful jewels

190
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:23,438
of our exotic island.

191
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,139
I am speaking, of course,

192
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:32,577
of the many celebrity villas
here in Ischia.

193
00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:35,015
We are in the district of Zaro.

194
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:38,279
And here,
at one time or another,

195
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:41,282
famous director
Luchino Visconti,

196
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,632
international actress
Liz Taylor,

197
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,678
and her lover, Richard Burton,

198
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,768
made Ischia
their summer residence.

199
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:59,779
Sorry, can you close it?

200
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:01,693
Thank you.

201
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:06,960
And so, <i>signori,</i>
I now bid you <i>arrivederci.</i>

202
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:08,396
<i>Auf Wiedersehen.</i>

203
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,224
<i>Au revoir.</i>

204
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,008
<i>Ni hao.</i>

205
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,228
Bye!

206
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:50,786
Uh, excuse me.

207
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,876
Are you looking perhaps
for "Favuzzo?"

208
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:58,359
Oh, <i>si!</i> Favuzzo!

209
00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:03,016
I am Angioletto.

210
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:05,888
Di Meglio. I am the father of...

211
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:08,282
- Ah, Lello. Of course.
- Nello.

212
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:11,198
Oh. Nello, Lello.
What's the difference, huh?

213
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,982
You're right.

214
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,766
Thank you.

215
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,159
But... But...

216
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,944
Where are the two <i>fidanzatini?</i>

217
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,902
The... the young lovers.

218
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:23,123
Nello went to check
for our hotel.

219
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:24,733
- We are very tired.
- Yeah.

220
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,953
Oh! You are our guests.

221
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,564
Filomena has already prepared
your room,

222
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:32,219
and she has been cooking
for three days.

223
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:35,526
Ah, but we have just met.
We really can't impose.

224
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,224
No, no, no... We can't impose, we...

225
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,530
With the engagement
of our children,

226
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,010
we are practically family.

227
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,578
And besides
we have plenty of room.

228
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,755
Oh, come on! Come on!

229
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,148
Plenty of room...

230
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,635
Plenty of room!

231
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:00,856
Lello!

232
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,510
- It's Nello.
- Nello. Nello.

233
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:06,166
- How many kilometers?
- Just ten!

234
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,081
- Just ten?
- Yes.

235
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,299
Ah, we are lucky.

236
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,084
- Yes.
- Yes.

237
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,737
- Very lucky.
- Very lucky.

238
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:34,846
The Great Nic Cassino!

239
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,761
Welcome to Villa Antonietta.

240
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,373
Nicola. <i>Grazie mille.</i>

241
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:40,872
Thanks for the hospitality.

242
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,202
Ah, you speak Italian!

243
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,596
Well, kinda. Not really.

244
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,556
<i>Well, my dad taught me
and my brother,</i>

245
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,427
but I stopped using it
when he died.

246
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,169
Ah! Your brother is died?

247
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,737
No. Uh, we just haven't spoken

248
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:57,913
in English or Italian
in a long time.

249
00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:01,134
I'm sorry.
My English not so fine.

250
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:05,051
- Well, my Italian's not so fine.
- Ah. I think.

251
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:06,661
Okay.

252
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,750
- Come. Come here.
- Great.

253
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,494
This is the gym.

254
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,235
Ah.

255
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,366
Fabulous!

256
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,543
At any mode, here are the keys.

257
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:24,331
<i>Accomodati.</i>
Uh, make yourself at home.

258
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:25,419
Hmm.

259
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,073
Very kind of you.

260
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,639
Uh...

261
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:31,947
Can I eat you tonight?

262
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:34,122
Hmm?

263
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,082
Uh. Ask her

264
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,214
if she wants to have dinner
with me tonight.

265
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,584
Mr. Cassino's asking if you
want to have dinner with him tonight.

266
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,392
Ah!

267
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,003
Thanks, but...

268
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,787
I can't, um...

269
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,268
Sorry, tell him I can't.

270
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:49,747
I have to go back to Rome.

271
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,575
I have a role
in the Sergeant Stone movie.

272
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:53,945
Mr. Nic, she is going to Rome.

273
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,579
For the <i>Sergeant Stone</i> movie.

274
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:59,322
Ah. Well,
give my regards to Vin.

275
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,021
Nic, now I really have to go.

276
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,286
For anything, call me.

277
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:09,115
Mm-hmm. <i>Chiamami.</i> The keys.

278
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,117
Thanks.

279
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:12,988
- Bye, Nic.
- Bye.

280
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,729
Bye. <i>Ciao.</i>

281
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,341
Jack, it's great.
You nailed it.

282
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,628
It's got a gym and everything.

283
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,823
And the view... Mediterranean.

284
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,304
Stunning. Beautiful.

285
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,263
Jack, I've been thinking.

286
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,178
It's time for me
to get back to basics,

287
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,006
like when I wrote <i>Spike</i>
in three days

288
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,660
in that sweatbox.

289
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:35,054
Reclaim the throne, so to speak.

290
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:44,802
Uh, Jack.

291
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,848
It's time for me
to get back to work.

292
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,546
Enjoy, enjoy, help yourself!

293
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,680
I am allergic to liver.

294
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:56,379
No. No liver.
No liver. You can eat.

295
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,251
Uh-huh.
No liver.

296
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,733
Ah, do you like it?

297
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:03,995
It's testicles!

298
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:07,738
The balls are the best part.

299
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,831
You see... you see,

300
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:16,095
I am convinced that here

301
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:19,228
I will receive an inspiration.

302
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,621
- An inspiration.
- Ah.

303
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:24,407
For me, coming to Ischia
is like a pilgrimage.

304
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:28,803
And La Colombaia,
the villa of Visconti,

305
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:31,371
is the holy land for...

306
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:32,981
Neorealism.

307
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,896
Oh!

308
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,768
Perhaps our son will someday

309
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:40,075
become a famous director
like you.

310
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,555
Like him!

311
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:44,123
No... let's hope not!

312
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,060
Just kidding! Just kidding!

313
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,694
Ah, ah.

314
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:51,956
Cheers, cheers, cheers!

315
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,523
Cheers! Cheers!

316
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,438
Thank you.

317
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,881
Maurizio.

318
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,492
- Marco.
- Mr. Nic?

319
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,494
Huh? Mr. Nic?

320
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,191
Breathe, breathe.

321
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,150
Breathe slowly.

322
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:13,239
Breathe.

323
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,763
Breathe. Breathe.

324
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:29,603
Fabrizio...

325
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,407
Ladies and gentlemen,

326
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,670
La Colombaia is now closing.

327
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,629
Please, this way.

328
00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:43,503
Could this be...

329
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:46,897
Visconti's writing room?

330
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,342
<i>La Colombaia is now closing.</i>

331
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:58,996
<i>Please proceed to the exit.</i>

332
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,071
<i>Eh... Papa?</i>

333
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,135
- Papa?
- Ah. Papa?

334
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:09,615
Oh, no.

335
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:12,749
Excuse me.

336
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:13,880
Fabrizio!

337
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:15,598
Excuse me.

338
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:17,188
Excuse me!

339
00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:39,210
Hello!

340
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:42,388
Help! Please!

341
00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:45,478
- Fabrizio!
- Papa?

342
00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:01,320
Help. Help!

343
00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:15,029
Help! Help!

344
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:18,859
Help!

345
00:22:27,998 --> 00:22:29,435
Ouch, that hurt!

346
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:34,744
Ouch, that hurt!

347
00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:34,238
Visconti's
long lost masterpiece...

348
00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:40,680
"IN SEARCH OF LOST TIME"
LUCHINO VISCONTI

349
00:23:56,347 --> 00:23:58,437
Oh!

350
00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:09,012
Oh mamma, oh mamma.

351
00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:12,494
Slowly, slowly...

352
00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:29,555
<i>And here we are
on the set of The Horseman,</i>

353
00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,426
<i>the latest apocalyptic
action film...</i>

354
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,646
<i>currently filming in New York,</i>

355
00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:36,083
<i>starring rising action
movie star Brick Maxwell.</i>

356
00:24:38,825 --> 00:24:40,304
<i>And speaking of Armageddon,</i>

357
00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:42,219
<i>NASA's just reported
that the path</i>

358
00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:44,439
<i>of the massive asteroid
set to miss Earth</i>

359
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:47,224
<i>by 100,000 miles
has been recalculated.</i>

360
00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:49,270
<i>Make that 200,000...</i> Stupid.

361
00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:12,598
Luchino!

362
00:25:34,097 --> 00:25:35,708
"Book number one."

363
00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:39,799
- But... where is book two?
- Huh?

364
00:25:40,408 --> 00:25:42,541
Book two.

365
00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:01,951
Excuse me! Excuse me!

366
00:26:03,431 --> 00:26:05,738
- But... why is closed?
- Huh?

367
00:26:05,912 --> 00:26:08,218
<i>Inagibile.</i> Condemned.

368
00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:11,482
"Condemned due
to a recent collapse."

369
00:26:11,787 --> 00:26:14,616
But... but I must enter.

370
00:26:14,877 --> 00:26:17,184
I left something inside,
very important.

371
00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:18,620
If you wish, I can search.

372
00:26:18,707 --> 00:26:20,361
What did it look like?

373
00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:24,495
A last glimmer of hope.

374
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:58,355
Is there anything
I can help you find?

375
00:26:59,226 --> 00:27:01,663
The highest precipice
on the island.

376
00:27:04,535 --> 00:27:05,536
Okay.

377
00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:08,017
Come on.

378
00:27:14,894 --> 00:27:18,071
You may find what
you are looking for here.

379
00:27:19,028 --> 00:27:20,160
If not,

380
00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:22,858
there is a nice cliff
over there.

381
00:27:26,862 --> 00:27:30,126
SILENCE AND PRAYER

382
00:27:45,489 --> 00:27:46,621
Hello.

383
00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:49,842
It's me.

384
00:27:50,538 --> 00:27:51,974
Fabrizio Favuzzo.

385
00:27:52,975 --> 00:27:55,891
You remember? Uh, <i>Obtusion?</i>

386
00:27:57,371 --> 00:27:58,502
<i>Nonsense.</i>

387
00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,721
<i>The Scream.</i>

388
00:28:06,206 --> 00:28:07,686
Maybe not, huh?

389
00:28:09,296 --> 00:28:12,299
My films are totally
forgettable, as am I.

390
00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:16,956
But to be shown the heavens

391
00:28:17,391 --> 00:28:19,567
only to be dashed to the rocks

392
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:23,266
is crueler than any failure
I could direct.

393
00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:27,662
There must be a design for me.

394
00:28:28,837 --> 00:28:32,319
Some grand storyboard.

395
00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:38,238
If there is a way for me
to make this film,

396
00:28:38,325 --> 00:28:42,459
please, please give me a sign.

397
00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:52,687
Hello.

398
00:28:54,210 --> 00:28:55,255
Ah, Lorella.

399
00:28:56,038 --> 00:28:57,039
Yes...

400
00:28:58,127 --> 00:29:00,303
Yes, I wanted... I wanted...

401
00:29:00,434 --> 00:29:01,435
Mm-hmm?

402
00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:03,524
Yes, but...

403
00:29:04,394 --> 00:29:06,745
Exactly... I wanted...

404
00:29:08,398 --> 00:29:10,400
Hello? Hello?

405
00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:14,796
My wife reminds me
we have a reservation

406
00:29:14,883 --> 00:29:16,319
at Il Bracconiere.

407
00:29:16,624 --> 00:29:17,688
Uh-oh!

408
00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:19,453
I almost forgot.

409
00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:22,021
I have to drop you off,
then I am...

410
00:29:22,108 --> 00:29:23,172
I'm working...

411
00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:24,980
at the port.

412
00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:26,199
Ah!

413
00:29:29,332 --> 00:29:30,551
Come on.

414
00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:56,533
Fabrizio.

415
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,058
Fabrizio, where are you going?

416
00:29:59,145 --> 00:30:02,975
You said it was this way
to the cliff?

417
00:30:10,721 --> 00:30:11,853
Sorry.

418
00:30:20,557 --> 00:30:21,863
Sorry.

419
00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:14,742
Everything alright?

420
00:31:15,656 --> 00:31:18,267
Angioletto, it's a sign.

421
00:31:19,747 --> 00:31:23,142
<i>La Madonna</i> has shown me
a miracle.

422
00:31:24,099 --> 00:31:26,319
Nic Cassino will do my film.

423
00:31:27,755 --> 00:31:30,714
But what Nic Cassino?
That was a <i>sosia.</i>

424
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:31,933
A body double.

425
00:31:32,542 --> 00:31:34,327
Ischia is famous for them.

426
00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:37,112
Did you see how he spoke
to you in Italian?

427
00:31:37,199 --> 00:31:40,986
No, no. No, no, it was him.
I'm sure of it.

428
00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:45,077
It's my destiny.

429
00:31:46,382 --> 00:31:50,473
Everything in my life
has brought me to Ischia.

430
00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:54,042
To find the manuscript.

431
00:31:54,521 --> 00:31:56,871
To cross paths
with the great Nic Cassino.

432
00:31:58,438 --> 00:32:00,919
We must find him. Will you help?

433
00:32:02,790 --> 00:32:04,096
To find another cliff?

434
00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:10,972
Yes.

435
00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:16,847
<i>Guys...</i>

436
00:32:17,761 --> 00:32:20,155
Anyone seen
Nic Cassino on the island?

437
00:32:20,242 --> 00:32:22,157
Of course. He's playing
at Cinema delle Vittorie

438
00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:23,463
in Forio for another week

439
00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:24,899
before they close
for the summer.

440
00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:26,118
No.

441
00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:29,208
Not in the cinema.
On the island.

442
00:32:29,425 --> 00:32:32,820
Angioletto,
I saw Sylvester Stallone

443
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,257
- at Ischia Ponte.
- Sylvester Stallone?

444
00:32:35,344 --> 00:32:37,694
Are you nuts?

445
00:32:37,825 --> 00:32:38,957
Good morning.

446
00:32:39,087 --> 00:32:40,132
Morning, Titina.

447
00:32:40,349 --> 00:32:42,308
Hi, guys.

448
00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:44,179
An ice cream. Strawberry.

449
00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:45,615
Hi, Titina.

450
00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:50,490
Titi. What do know
about any celebrities on Ischia?

451
00:32:50,707 --> 00:32:54,146
Oh, besides the fact that
they are ruining the island?

452
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:58,237
But... but have you seen
anyone lately?

453
00:32:58,846 --> 00:32:59,847
Mm.

454
00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:02,719
There is an American
staying in Zaro.

455
00:33:02,806 --> 00:33:05,766
- At Sabrina Fiorucci's villa.
- Hmm.

456
00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:07,986
And do you know who it is?

457
00:33:09,552 --> 00:33:10,901
So what?

458
00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:12,251
Who gives a shit?

459
00:33:12,338 --> 00:33:14,138
Well done.

460
00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:15,645
Thank you, guys!

461
00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:17,734
Bye!

462
00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:26,091
Fabrizio.

463
00:33:26,526 --> 00:33:27,701
Fabrizio.

464
00:33:29,398 --> 00:33:33,359
- Who is it?
- Angioletto. Come outside.

465
00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:38,973
Oh. Come on.

466
00:33:44,544 --> 00:33:45,762
Come on, come on.

467
00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:51,812
He is at Zaro.

468
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,249
Sabrina Fiorucci's villa.

469
00:33:55,816 --> 00:33:58,514
- Who?
- Nic Cassino.

470
00:33:59,385 --> 00:34:00,951
Nic Cassino? Let's go!

471
00:34:03,345 --> 00:34:05,826
Fabrizio, Fabrizio.
Are you all right?

472
00:34:06,305 --> 00:34:08,220
- Yes, yes.
- Okay, listen to me.

473
00:34:08,568 --> 00:34:09,830
There is a problem.

474
00:34:10,352 --> 00:34:12,659
The villa is <i>blindato.</i>
Locked down.

475
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,444
There are walls
and security cameras.

476
00:34:15,618 --> 00:34:17,055
There is no way to get in.

477
00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:22,016
We need a plan.

478
00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:23,104
Yeah.

479
00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:27,326
We need actors. Props.

480
00:34:27,413 --> 00:34:28,675
Wardrobe.

481
00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:31,982
Special effects.

482
00:34:34,855 --> 00:34:37,379
You need an assistant director.

483
00:34:37,901 --> 00:34:39,338
- Lello!
- Nello.

484
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,134
Mr. Nic,
there is a phone call for you.

485
00:34:53,395 --> 00:34:54,396
Who is it?

486
00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:57,660
Someone named Fabrizio Favuzzo.
He said he is a director.

487
00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,272
Who the hell
is Fabrizio Favuzzo?

488
00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:03,275
Who the hell
is Fabrizio Favuzzo?

489
00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:05,842
He said to look out the window.

490
00:35:06,234 --> 00:35:07,235
What?

491
00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:08,715
He said to look out the window.

492
00:35:27,037 --> 00:35:30,128
What is this?
An episode of <i>Gilligan's Island?</i>

493
00:35:39,354 --> 00:35:40,703
Mr. Cassino!

494
00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:02,508
So, uh, <i>Maestro...</i>
I mean, <i>Mastro</i> Favuzzo.

495
00:36:02,943 --> 00:36:05,337
I gotta say, I'm not much
of a fan of European cinema.

496
00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:08,644
I find the, uh,
the subtitles distracting.

497
00:36:08,949 --> 00:36:10,342
But what can I do for you?

498
00:36:12,692 --> 00:36:18,263
It's not what you can do for me.
It's what I can do for you.

499
00:36:19,351 --> 00:36:20,431
Interesting.

500
00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:25,792
I have here

501
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:30,100
an original script
by Luchino Visconti.

502
00:36:31,014 --> 00:36:35,280
An unedited opera
and neorealistic masterpiece

503
00:36:35,628 --> 00:36:40,415
based on Proust's novel,
<i>AÀ la recherche du temps perdu.</i>

504
00:36:40,502 --> 00:36:43,026
<i>The Search for Lost Time.</i>

505
00:36:43,157 --> 00:36:46,943
An unfinished work
and culmination

506
00:36:47,030 --> 00:36:49,598
of his artistic vision

507
00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:53,950
that has never seen
the light of day.

508
00:36:57,650 --> 00:36:58,738
And?

509
00:36:59,869 --> 00:37:04,352
And I want you to star in it.

510
00:37:04,874 --> 00:37:05,919
Hmm.

511
00:37:08,574 --> 00:37:10,967
- Visconti?
- Yes. Yes.

512
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:14,884
Maybe you have heard of him?
Um...

513
00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:17,235
<i>Death in Venice?</i>

514
00:37:18,192 --> 00:37:19,237
Can't say that I have.

515
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,153
<i>The Leopard? Il Gattopardo.</i>

516
00:37:24,938 --> 00:37:27,201
Uh, <i>Leopard.</i> Sounds familiar.

517
00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:32,772
<i>Bellissima?</i> Uh, <i>Ossessione?</i>

518
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,120
<i>Senso!</i>

519
00:37:35,078 --> 00:37:37,211
Yeah. Sex films.

520
00:37:38,647 --> 00:37:42,738
Uh, Lello? Hmm. Uh... Um...

521
00:37:43,565 --> 00:37:46,916
<i>Rocco e I suoi fratelli.
Rocky and His Brothers.</i>

522
00:37:47,090 --> 00:37:50,920
- It's a boxing film.
- Ah! Boxing! Boxing film.

523
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:53,445
Now we're getting somewhere.

524
00:37:53,662 --> 00:37:55,403
- But have you seen it?
- No.

525
00:37:55,969 --> 00:37:57,231
Listen, Favuzzo.

526
00:37:57,362 --> 00:37:59,364
I'm booked solid
for the next ten years

527
00:37:59,451 --> 00:38:01,670
doing blockbusters,
and I'm writing my own film.

528
00:38:01,975 --> 00:38:04,499
But anyway, listen.
I'll give you my agent's number.

529
00:38:04,586 --> 00:38:06,414
No, no.

530
00:38:08,590 --> 00:38:11,245
And... yeah. Just call me.

531
00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:13,856
- Right.
- At some point.

532
00:38:14,770 --> 00:38:17,382
Okay, uh, but... but...

533
00:38:21,037 --> 00:38:22,691
- Oh, uh, Favuzzo.
- Yeah?

534
00:38:22,996 --> 00:38:24,084
Pleasure meeting you.

535
00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:27,043
- America!
- American.

536
00:38:29,089 --> 00:38:31,352
Uh, good luck with your film.

537
00:38:31,526 --> 00:38:33,659
- Thank you very much.
- My pleasure.

538
00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:40,187
Hmm. Art films.
No. No. Not happening.

539
00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:44,017
He doesn't know
Luchino Visconti.

540
00:38:44,278 --> 00:38:46,324
- Incredible.
- Maurizio.

541
00:38:46,672 --> 00:38:48,978
See if you can find me
a copy of that <i>Rocco</i> movie.

542
00:39:05,604 --> 00:39:07,780
You haven't written a page
in four and a half days.

543
00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:10,652
You wrote <i>Spike</i>
in half that time.

544
00:39:15,004 --> 00:39:16,136
Maurizio.

545
00:39:17,224 --> 00:39:21,054
I need a break.
Is there a town around here?

546
00:39:21,402 --> 00:39:22,403
Yes, Mr. Nic.

547
00:39:22,534 --> 00:39:24,536
All right. Let's...
let's get out of here.

548
00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:27,016
Ah. Where's the limo?

549
00:39:27,495 --> 00:39:30,803
No limousines in Ischia,
but we have a minivan instead.

550
00:39:31,238 --> 00:39:34,284
Mm-hmm?
Looks more like a skinny van.

551
00:39:34,894 --> 00:39:35,982
Interesting.

552
00:40:30,776 --> 00:40:31,883
<i>"Torno s..."</i>

553
00:40:31,907 --> 00:40:33,692
I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW

554
00:40:33,779 --> 00:40:34,867
<i>"...sebati."</i>

555
00:40:37,609 --> 00:40:38,871
"Next Saturday."

556
00:40:41,177 --> 00:40:44,180
<i>"Torno subito."
Subito</i> not <i>sabato.</i>

557
00:40:44,267 --> 00:40:45,791
It means "right away."

558
00:40:45,921 --> 00:40:48,228
- Hmm.
- You don't eat lunch in America?

559
00:40:48,663 --> 00:40:51,318
Uh, well, I usually start

560
00:40:51,405 --> 00:40:52,805
with breakfast
and a piece of fruit.

561
00:40:52,885 --> 00:40:53,973
Uh...

562
00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:55,801
How'd... how'd you know
I was American?

563
00:40:56,018 --> 00:40:59,848
Only Americans
wear boots in summer.

564
00:40:59,979 --> 00:41:00,980
Hmm.

565
00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:03,156
Interesting.

566
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:07,334
You don't know who I am.I...
I really don't care.

567
00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:10,946
- Unless you're a tourist.
- Well, I played a tourist.

568
00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:12,818
- Uh, in a film.
- Hmm?

569
00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:15,211
It was a character
who spoiled a plot

570
00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:16,691
to blow up Saint Peter's...

571
00:41:16,822 --> 00:41:19,041
Uh, Nic Cassino.

572
00:41:19,128 --> 00:41:21,348
Uh, you might recognize me
from film and TV.

573
00:41:21,435 --> 00:41:22,480
- Thanks.
- Hmm.

574
00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:26,701
Oh, yes. I've seen your posters.

575
00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:28,747
But not the movies.

576
00:41:28,877 --> 00:41:32,664
- They are too fantastic for me.
- I guess they are.

577
00:41:32,751 --> 00:41:35,536
Yeah, like a video game
or a cartoon.

578
00:41:36,145 --> 00:41:37,538
Not at all important.

579
00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:39,279
What do you mean, uh, important?

580
00:41:39,366 --> 00:41:40,846
I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW

581
00:41:40,976 --> 00:41:42,195
Just curious.

582
00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:47,200
I mean that important
is like Visconti.

583
00:41:47,766 --> 00:41:50,072
Like <i>Rocco and His Brothers.</i>

584
00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:52,597
About two brothers
who fight over a woman.

585
00:41:53,032 --> 00:41:55,164
Do you know Visconti?

586
00:41:55,425 --> 00:41:58,559
Yeah. Visconti.
He did that, uh, boxing film.

587
00:41:58,646 --> 00:41:59,691
With Rocky.

588
00:42:00,605 --> 00:42:02,476
Yeah. I guess so.

589
00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:04,927
<i>What's got
into you, bringing her here?</i>

590
00:42:08,177 --> 00:42:10,049
<i>Pretty?</i>

591
00:42:10,179 --> 00:42:12,660
<i>She's got goose bumps.
She's pale, she's nothing.</i>

592
00:42:17,012 --> 00:42:19,232
<i>Say that again,
if you've got the guts.</i>

593
00:42:23,889 --> 00:42:25,238
<i>Simone, stop!</i>

594
00:42:26,326 --> 00:42:28,023
<i>You're my brother,
I can't help that!</i>

595
00:42:28,676 --> 00:42:31,636
<i>Couldn't you have thought of
that before, that I was your brother?</i>

596
00:42:31,853 --> 00:42:34,682
<i>You only think of that now
'cause you're scared.</i>

597
00:42:34,813 --> 00:42:36,728
<i>No, I'm not scared.</i>

598
00:42:37,337 --> 00:42:40,601
<i>No? Okay, come on, let me see.</i>

599
00:42:44,518 --> 00:42:46,478
<i>Simone, you're crazy!
Someone could come!</i>

600
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,000
<i>Out of my way!</i>

601
00:42:48,696 --> 00:42:52,178
Oh, Carla...

602
00:42:58,010 --> 00:42:59,577
Sorry, Luigi.

603
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:06,627
Sorry, Luigi.

604
00:43:16,724 --> 00:43:17,812
Thank you.

605
00:43:18,421 --> 00:43:20,249
Thank you. Very nice. Thank you.

606
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,559
Lorella, wait.

607
00:43:26,255 --> 00:43:28,040
Here is the Parmigiana recipe.

608
00:43:28,257 --> 00:43:30,651
Thank you, that's so cute!

609
00:43:30,782 --> 00:43:32,348
You're so kind.

610
00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:39,791
Favuzzo speaking.

611
00:43:43,316 --> 00:43:47,059
I have to... I...

612
00:43:47,494 --> 00:43:48,538
What?

613
00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:53,848
Who is it?

614
00:43:54,022 --> 00:43:55,462
Who is it?

615
00:43:55,545 --> 00:43:57,417
- Yeah?
- Are you okay?

616
00:43:57,504 --> 00:43:59,767
- Who is it?
- Are you okay?

617
00:44:02,901 --> 00:44:04,424
It's Nic Cassino!

618
00:44:04,554 --> 00:44:06,208
He wants to do your film!

619
00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:09,255
Exactly!

620
00:44:12,127 --> 00:44:13,955
Yeah, yeah. Sure!

621
00:44:15,957 --> 00:44:17,437
This is fantastic!

622
00:44:24,879 --> 00:44:26,054
Don't... don't drink.

623
00:44:26,141 --> 00:44:28,187
Don't drink too much!
Hey. Come on.

624
00:44:32,191 --> 00:44:35,150
Lello!

625
00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:38,284
Sorry. Sorry again. Sorry.

626
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,811
Taxi!

627
00:45:00,872 --> 00:45:02,134
Cut!

628
00:45:02,221 --> 00:45:04,440
Fabrizio, is that you?

629
00:45:04,614 --> 00:45:05,614
Come on!

630
00:45:06,138 --> 00:45:08,227
Are you all right?

631
00:45:08,357 --> 00:45:10,533
Yeah, come on.

632
00:45:10,664 --> 00:45:13,275
And so, my friend.
What brings you to Roma?

633
00:45:13,972 --> 00:45:16,975
- Uh, I have a script.
- Mm-hmm?

634
00:45:17,323 --> 00:45:21,022
I have Nic Cassino.
I need a producer.

635
00:45:21,153 --> 00:45:24,460
Yeah. And I have
the Johnny Depp, you know?

636
00:45:24,809 --> 00:45:26,767
In the film I'm making
in the back room.

637
00:45:26,854 --> 00:45:28,856
Wait. Johnny!

638
00:45:32,207 --> 00:45:33,647
Maestro, please tell us.

639
00:45:33,687 --> 00:45:35,341
Hey.
Nice work in there.

640
00:45:36,168 --> 00:45:37,430
Thank you, master.

641
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,780
Well done.

642
00:45:40,694 --> 00:45:43,044
Dino, when you told me

643
00:45:43,131 --> 00:45:45,220
you were doing art films... DINO: No.

644
00:45:45,307 --> 00:45:47,266
I thought... No, no. Stop. Stop.

645
00:45:47,353 --> 00:45:50,965
Fabrizio, no. Not art films.

646
00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:53,751
Hard films. Okay?

647
00:45:54,316 --> 00:45:56,971
My friend, who goes
to see art films? Come on.

648
00:45:57,363 --> 00:45:59,844
Uh, and then again,
what is an art film

649
00:46:00,105 --> 00:46:03,282
if not a kind of soft hard film,
huh?

650
00:46:03,673 --> 00:46:07,373
But what happened
to the ambitious producer

651
00:46:07,460 --> 00:46:08,766
- and director?
- Hmm.

652
00:46:08,896 --> 00:46:11,812
We're going to revive
the glory days

653
00:46:11,899 --> 00:46:13,074
of Italian cinema.

654
00:46:13,379 --> 00:46:16,251
Do you remember our first film?
Cannes!

655
00:46:16,382 --> 00:46:17,992
The Directors' Fortnight.

656
00:46:18,384 --> 00:46:20,908
What happened to those dreams?

657
00:46:21,126 --> 00:46:23,519
Venice? The Gold Lion?

658
00:46:24,085 --> 00:46:26,740
Yeah. But Fabrizio,

659
00:46:27,436 --> 00:46:31,266
now...
now we are old lions. Hmm?

660
00:46:32,224 --> 00:46:34,792
I'm sorry, my friend.
I'm really sorry.

661
00:46:36,663 --> 00:46:38,970
You can say no to me.

662
00:46:39,361 --> 00:46:43,975
But let me see you
say no to him.

663
00:46:49,676 --> 00:46:51,547
<i>Thank you!
Thank you! Great!</i>

664
00:46:51,678 --> 00:46:52,810
<i>My pleasure.</i>

665
00:46:53,723 --> 00:46:55,160
<i>Come on. After you. Yes.</i>

666
00:46:55,290 --> 00:46:56,683
Are you kidding me?

667
00:46:57,989 --> 00:47:01,079
That is the best
body double I've ever seen.

668
00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,866
Yeah! <i>Si!</i>

669
00:47:06,432 --> 00:47:08,042
<i>Si! Si!</i>

670
00:47:08,173 --> 00:47:11,567
Yeah! Great!

671
00:47:11,785 --> 00:47:12,785
<i>Morning.</i>

672
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:14,832
Hi.

673
00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:20,185
- If you wish, - you can also remove your hat.
- Hmm?

674
00:47:20,272 --> 00:47:22,752
The word in Ischia is you are
no more than a lookalike.

675
00:47:23,536 --> 00:47:24,798
- Huh.
- Mm-hmm.

676
00:47:25,016 --> 00:47:26,408
Gotta be careful of the sun.

677
00:47:26,887 --> 00:47:29,759
Are you worried
about more wrinkles?

678
00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,197
Ah. Good one. I like that.

679
00:47:33,589 --> 00:47:36,766
Fact is, a suntan is the kiss
of death for an actor.

680
00:47:37,115 --> 00:47:40,596
Especially when he's filming.
Messes with continuity.

681
00:47:41,075 --> 00:47:43,208
So, you are making a film
on Ischia?

682
00:47:44,252 --> 00:47:47,429
Yeah, uh, a script by Visconti.

683
00:47:48,387 --> 00:47:49,431
Heard of him?

684
00:47:51,129 --> 00:47:52,608
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

685
00:47:53,435 --> 00:47:54,741
- Huh?
- Uh...

686
00:47:55,002 --> 00:47:58,919
Yeah, uh, anyway, my process,
it's... it's complicated.

687
00:47:59,006 --> 00:48:01,052
I like to familiarize myself
with the environment.

688
00:48:01,139 --> 00:48:03,881
Get to know the people,
uh, and the settings.

689
00:48:04,316 --> 00:48:08,973
Uh, I didn't want to say,
but I'm a method actor.

690
00:48:10,148 --> 00:48:11,714
- Method actor?
- Mm-hmm.

691
00:48:12,498 --> 00:48:14,282
If you want a tour,
I recommend...

692
00:48:14,369 --> 00:48:15,689
"Tour of the island."

693
00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:18,983
Hmm. Sounds great.
How do I get to see the island?

694
00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:23,857
- Come with me.
- Great! Let's do it!

695
00:48:35,042 --> 00:48:37,610
<i>Ischia was born from the sea</i>

696
00:48:37,697 --> 00:48:40,004
<i>by a volcano shooting
all the way</i>

697
00:48:40,091 --> 00:48:41,091
<i>to the highest point.</i>

698
00:48:42,006 --> 00:48:45,270
Mount Epomeo, nearly 800 meters.

699
00:48:46,097 --> 00:48:47,141
Hmm.

700
00:48:48,229 --> 00:48:50,710
Not gonna get me up there. Nope.

701
00:48:52,842 --> 00:48:56,759
The island is also divided
into six communes,

702
00:48:57,238 --> 00:48:59,066
each with its own mayor,

703
00:48:59,501 --> 00:49:02,940
which is probably
why nothing ever gets done. Hmm.

704
00:49:03,853 --> 00:49:04,854
Ischia was once...

705
00:49:05,551 --> 00:49:07,988
A paradise, a green island.

706
00:49:08,771 --> 00:49:09,816
<i>Para...</i>

707
00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:11,165
Paradise.

708
00:49:11,296 --> 00:49:13,646
<i>Paradiso. Paradiso. Paradiso.</i>

709
00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:16,388
Well, it's...
it's still paradise.

710
00:49:17,737 --> 00:49:18,956
Thanks.

711
00:49:20,305 --> 00:49:22,611
Have you ever gone scuba diving?

712
00:49:24,178 --> 00:49:26,876
Scuba diving? Yeah, in a film.

713
00:49:27,529 --> 00:49:30,445
- In a pool with lifeguards.
- Hmm?

714
00:49:32,491 --> 00:49:34,493
If you really want
to see Ischia,

715
00:49:35,102 --> 00:49:37,757
the best place is underwater.

716
00:49:38,801 --> 00:49:39,801
Underwater?

717
00:49:40,629 --> 00:49:42,631
- Do you want?
- Yeah.

718
00:49:43,154 --> 00:49:44,198
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

719
00:49:44,372 --> 00:49:45,372
Come on.

720
00:50:01,868 --> 00:50:04,175
- Hey, how are you?
- Sorry about that.

721
00:50:04,697 --> 00:50:06,786
Sometimes I suffer
from claustrophobia.

722
00:50:07,265 --> 00:50:08,265
And, uh...

723
00:50:09,267 --> 00:50:12,052
acrophobia, and thalassophobia.

724
00:50:12,226 --> 00:50:16,709
- Uh, what is thalassophobia?
- It's, uh, fear of the sea.

725
00:50:17,579 --> 00:50:21,061
Oh, I'm so sorry!
Why didn't you tell me?

726
00:50:21,148 --> 00:50:23,063
I... I forgot.

727
00:50:23,846 --> 00:50:26,936
- What's up with the bubbles?
- Oh, carbon dioxide.

728
00:50:27,285 --> 00:50:29,548
Uh, Ischia is a volcanic island

729
00:50:29,635 --> 00:50:32,768
and the entire Bay of Naples
is a sleeping super-volcano.

730
00:50:32,899 --> 00:50:36,729
Um, when the bubbles rise,
there is activity somewhere.

731
00:50:38,383 --> 00:50:39,862
- Super-volcano?
- Yeah.

732
00:50:42,604 --> 00:50:43,692
Hmm.

733
00:50:49,524 --> 00:50:50,569
Ah.

734
00:50:55,313 --> 00:50:58,185
<i>Fade in.
Exterior, outer space.</i>

735
00:50:58,316 --> 00:50:59,621
<i>Smash cut to...</i>

736
00:51:02,450 --> 00:51:05,149
<i>A fiery asteroid is racing
towards Earth</i>

737
00:51:05,279 --> 00:51:07,716
<i>on a collision course
with a super-volcano.</i>

738
00:51:08,891 --> 00:51:11,198
<i>Hmm. Interesting.</i>

739
00:51:14,114 --> 00:51:15,420
Good morning, Nic.

740
00:51:15,550 --> 00:51:16,745
Something to drink?

741
00:51:16,769 --> 00:51:18,225
Coffee, cappuccino, aperitif?

742
00:51:18,249 --> 00:51:20,314
- Yeah, uh, - the last one. Great.
- Okay.

743
00:51:20,338 --> 00:51:21,663
- Come with me. Come with me.
- All right.

744
00:51:21,687 --> 00:51:24,951
Uh, listen, Nic.
We have informed the authorities

745
00:51:25,038 --> 00:51:26,605
that we are using a <i>sosia.</i>

746
00:51:26,735 --> 00:51:29,477
Body double.
No one knows that you are you.

747
00:51:29,608 --> 00:51:31,349
Only Fabrizio and I...

748
00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:34,656
- and you know that you are you.
- Right. Mm-hmm.

749
00:51:34,787 --> 00:51:36,049
And I am Nello.

750
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:37,746
- Assistant director.
- Nello, Nello.

751
00:51:38,356 --> 00:51:40,053
I was expecting a larger crew.

752
00:51:41,620 --> 00:51:42,838
Where is everyone?

753
00:51:43,012 --> 00:51:46,581
No, no, no. Maestro Favuzzo
prefers a small troupe

754
00:51:46,712 --> 00:51:49,367
so as to adhere
to the minimalistic principles

755
00:51:49,454 --> 00:51:51,108
of the Dogma school, you know?

756
00:51:51,195 --> 00:51:53,632
- Established by Lars von Trier.
- Uh-huh.

757
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:56,243
Speaking of the, uh, maestro.

758
00:51:56,330 --> 00:51:58,463
Yeah, Maestro Favuzzo. Um...

759
00:51:59,028 --> 00:52:00,160
Fabrizio?

760
00:52:02,554 --> 00:52:04,382
Papa?

761
00:52:04,556 --> 00:52:07,254
Please!

762
00:52:07,341 --> 00:52:08,386
Please help me!

763
00:52:10,518 --> 00:52:12,520
Anybody?

764
00:52:12,694 --> 00:52:14,783
I'm locked in!

765
00:52:14,870 --> 00:52:17,960
Please! Help me!

766
00:52:18,047 --> 00:52:20,485
Many of you have asked me,

767
00:52:20,702 --> 00:52:23,052
"What is the film
we are making?"

768
00:52:24,532 --> 00:52:27,622
I will now tell you!

769
00:52:30,669 --> 00:52:36,414
My film is a loose adaptation
of Marcel Proust's masterpiece,

770
00:52:36,588 --> 00:52:39,547
<i>The Search for Lost Time.</i>

771
00:52:39,678 --> 00:52:42,420
<i>AÀ la recherche du temps perdu</i>

772
00:52:42,724 --> 00:52:46,293
as envisioned by...

773
00:52:47,512 --> 00:52:48,817
Luchino Visconti.

774
00:52:50,776 --> 00:52:54,214
It is a story of captives
and fugitives.

775
00:52:54,345 --> 00:52:57,652
Of Sodom and Gomorrah.

776
00:52:58,131 --> 00:53:02,614
Of past, present, and future!
Of love...

777
00:53:03,702 --> 00:53:05,269
and perversion.

778
00:53:06,879 --> 00:53:09,316
For the role of Albertina,

779
00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:11,927
the love interest,

780
00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:15,627
we have my lovely
and talented daughter, Ombretta.

781
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:22,634
And for the role of Marcello,

782
00:53:23,069 --> 00:53:24,853
we have engaged the services

783
00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:28,030
of the most capable actor
from America who,

784
00:53:28,117 --> 00:53:31,164
if he's not actually
Nic Cassino,

785
00:53:31,251 --> 00:53:34,254
is his long-lost twin.

786
00:53:35,168 --> 00:53:37,301
Whoo!

787
00:53:37,562 --> 00:53:38,693
Nic.

788
00:53:38,824 --> 00:53:40,652
What's with the... the suitcase?

789
00:53:41,392 --> 00:53:44,482
The suitcase.

790
00:53:46,179 --> 00:53:47,659
The suitcase

791
00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:51,750
is the accumulated baggage
of your past,

792
00:53:51,837 --> 00:53:54,492
that which we all carry.

793
00:53:56,145 --> 00:53:59,061
Genius. Love it. Oh, uh...

794
00:53:59,540 --> 00:54:01,150
- Yes?
- The script.

795
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:05,807
There is no script.

796
00:54:05,894 --> 00:54:06,939
Huh?

797
00:54:07,853 --> 00:54:10,116
We improvise!

798
00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:15,339
- Huh?
- And action!

799
00:54:17,341 --> 00:54:21,649
In this scene, Marcello
has decided to return to Balbec,

800
00:54:21,910 --> 00:54:24,304
on the seaside, with Albertina.

801
00:54:24,391 --> 00:54:27,873
Here, grief
at his grandmother's suffering

802
00:54:28,352 --> 00:54:29,875
overwhelms him.

803
00:54:30,397 --> 00:54:33,705
He ponders
the intermittencies of the heart

804
00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:37,317
and the ways of dealing
with sad memories.

805
00:54:37,404 --> 00:54:40,494
And so, without further <i>adieu.</i>

806
00:54:41,016 --> 00:54:42,017
Slate!

807
00:54:43,671 --> 00:54:44,977
Background...

808
00:54:45,064 --> 00:54:46,864
- And action!
- Wait, wait, wait.

809
00:54:47,327 --> 00:54:49,808
- Cut, cut, cut.
- Is there dialogue in this scene?

810
00:54:50,243 --> 00:54:52,593
- Of course.
- So where's the sound mixer?

811
00:54:52,767 --> 00:54:55,248
There is none.
We film now.

812
00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:57,555
Later we dub the voices.

813
00:54:57,903 --> 00:55:00,253
As in the European tradition.

814
00:55:00,775 --> 00:55:03,343
Well, that's great,
but for the cameras...

815
00:55:04,213 --> 00:55:05,998
how do we use our mouths?

816
00:55:06,259 --> 00:55:07,739
- Count.
- Count?

817
00:55:07,826 --> 00:55:08,914
Just count.

818
00:55:09,393 --> 00:55:10,872
Background...

819
00:55:11,046 --> 00:55:12,352
And action!

820
00:55:12,874 --> 00:55:14,049
One.

821
00:55:14,615 --> 00:55:15,616
Two.

822
00:55:17,096 --> 00:55:18,271
Three.

823
00:55:19,054 --> 00:55:21,143
- Four.
- One.

824
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,450
Two. Three.

825
00:55:23,624 --> 00:55:25,583
Five, six!

826
00:55:26,148 --> 00:55:27,541
Six, seven.

827
00:55:28,716 --> 00:55:30,936
Six, seven!

828
00:55:31,066 --> 00:55:33,112
Eight.

829
00:55:33,678 --> 00:55:35,462
Nine. <i>Mamma mia!</i>

830
00:55:36,985 --> 00:55:38,857
And ten!

831
00:55:38,987 --> 00:55:40,554
Cut, cut, cut!

832
00:55:40,685 --> 00:55:43,340
No, no, no!
You are overcounting!

833
00:55:44,210 --> 00:55:47,039
I will not stand
for overcounting on my set.

834
00:55:47,126 --> 00:55:49,476
- No divas.
- She was fantastic!

835
00:55:52,914 --> 00:55:54,699
Too much! Again!

836
00:55:56,091 --> 00:55:57,571
Seven was good.

837
00:55:57,789 --> 00:56:01,532
Eight, so and so.
Ten is too much! Please, again!

838
00:56:10,454 --> 00:56:12,499
<i>A film? Are you nuts?</i>

839
00:56:12,630 --> 00:56:14,347
<i>How come I don't know
anything about a film?</i>

840
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,590
Uh, it's a...
it's an art film, Jack,

841
00:56:16,677 --> 00:56:18,592
by that acclaimed
Italian director.

842
00:56:18,853 --> 00:56:23,118
You know the guy, uh, uh...
Fabrizio Fravuzzo.

843
00:56:23,205 --> 00:56:24,642
He scored the rights to, uh,

844
00:56:24,772 --> 00:56:27,688
Luchino Visconti's
unfinished masterpiece.

845
00:56:27,862 --> 00:56:30,212
The point is, we're gonna finish
the unfinished masterpiece

846
00:56:30,343 --> 00:56:34,173
and turn it into a masterpiece.
Jack, I'm feeling...

847
00:56:36,436 --> 00:56:38,438
I'm feeling rejuvenated, Jack.

848
00:56:38,917 --> 00:56:41,876
<i>The word is "senile."
Did they even talk money?</i>

849
00:56:43,661 --> 00:56:45,010
I'll get it on the back end.

850
00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:48,927
<i>Let's hope you don't.</i>
What? Yeah. Uh...

851
00:56:49,623 --> 00:56:50,842
Whatever. Um...

852
00:56:51,190 --> 00:56:53,192
I'm exercising,
I'm eating right.

853
00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:55,324
Uh, I'm not drinking.

854
00:57:00,852 --> 00:57:01,940
Fabrizio.

855
00:57:03,202 --> 00:57:04,856
Is it true? There is no script?

856
00:57:06,858 --> 00:57:09,077
There is and there isn't.

857
00:57:09,948 --> 00:57:12,298
I have Visconti's
shooting notes.

858
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,432
But, uh... But?

859
00:57:16,737 --> 00:57:18,609
Only for half the film.

860
00:57:20,132 --> 00:57:21,263
So how does it end?

861
00:57:21,916 --> 00:57:22,961
Abruptly.

862
00:57:23,048 --> 00:57:24,310
Abruptly? <i>Si.</i>

863
00:57:24,397 --> 00:57:27,400
No! How do we finish the film?

864
00:57:28,096 --> 00:57:29,141
Dino.

865
00:57:29,271 --> 00:57:31,056
I will jump off that bridge

866
00:57:31,143 --> 00:57:32,753
- when I come to it.
- Uh.

867
00:57:33,058 --> 00:57:34,581
Awesome, yes.

868
00:57:35,756 --> 00:57:39,020
Until then,
we have the great Nic Cassino.

869
00:57:42,589 --> 00:57:45,766
Jack. Jack.
Just... just relax, all right?

870
00:57:45,853 --> 00:57:47,681
Just take it easy.

871
00:57:48,639 --> 00:57:51,468
I got this, Jack.
I got four words for you,

872
00:57:51,903 --> 00:57:57,386
Nic Cassino is back!

873
00:58:21,628 --> 00:58:23,456
- Mr. Nic!
- Mr. Nic!

874
00:58:23,587 --> 00:58:28,026
This scene
is about involuntary memory...

875
00:59:02,451 --> 00:59:04,845
This scene is about anxiety

876
00:59:04,932 --> 00:59:07,979
and how it leads
to manipulation.

877
00:59:17,510 --> 00:59:20,252
Slate and action!

878
00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:37,791
"Story by Nic Cassino.
Untitled action film."

879
00:59:38,009 --> 00:59:42,143
And this scene
is about the nature of art

880
00:59:42,230 --> 00:59:45,582
and how drunkenness
affects perception.

881
00:59:45,886 --> 00:59:47,018
Slate!

882
00:59:48,367 --> 00:59:50,412
And... action!

883
01:00:14,785 --> 01:00:18,136
Yes!

884
01:00:22,009 --> 01:00:23,315
I'm back.

885
01:00:25,796 --> 01:00:26,971
I'm back.

886
01:00:27,841 --> 01:00:30,409
The great Nic Cassino.

887
01:00:31,889 --> 01:00:35,283
- Beautiful place.
- Oh, yes.

888
01:00:35,936 --> 01:00:39,287
Is it true that you made love
to five women at one time?

889
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,421
Physically impossible. No.

890
01:00:43,291 --> 01:00:46,773
Then it was five women
consecutively?

891
01:00:48,514 --> 01:00:52,170
I'm more of a sprinter
than an endurance guy.

892
01:00:53,519 --> 01:00:57,654
Then it was one woman
for five hours?

893
01:00:59,133 --> 01:01:01,527
- I think that was Sting.
- Uh...

894
01:01:01,832 --> 01:01:04,008
- Where's my guys?
- I can drive you home.

895
01:01:04,617 --> 01:01:05,618
If you want.

896
01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:09,361
We can go rehearse our scenes
for tomorrow.

897
01:01:11,711 --> 01:01:14,279
The... big screen kiss.

898
01:01:15,062 --> 01:01:17,891
- Hmm?
- The big screen kiss.

899
01:01:18,283 --> 01:01:20,459
Ah. Yes.

900
01:01:20,981 --> 01:01:24,724
Well, as an actor,
I like to keep things fresh.

901
01:01:26,247 --> 01:01:27,248
Maurizio.

902
01:01:28,119 --> 01:01:29,468
Fire up the skinny van.

903
01:01:30,121 --> 01:01:31,339
Bedtime for Bonzo.

904
01:01:31,992 --> 01:01:34,125
See you tomorrow. Good night.

905
01:01:51,969 --> 01:01:55,886
Marcello has been
spending time with Albertina,

906
01:01:56,016 --> 01:01:59,367
whom he now suspects
of lesbianism,

907
01:01:59,933 --> 01:02:04,416
then tells his mother
he must marry Albertina.

908
01:02:04,764 --> 01:02:08,550
Here our protagonists give way

909
01:02:08,637 --> 01:02:12,380
to their sad
and unconsummated love.

910
01:02:13,294 --> 01:02:14,334
Background...

911
01:02:14,948 --> 01:02:16,645
And... action!

912
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,524
Cut! Works for me.

913
01:02:26,699 --> 01:02:28,739
- The gate is clean.
- Okay, moving on.

914
01:02:28,788 --> 01:02:30,747
No. Was not good for me.

915
01:02:31,704 --> 01:02:33,314
I want another take.

916
01:02:34,794 --> 01:02:38,232
- But we have to change location.
- Was no good.

917
01:02:39,059 --> 01:02:40,931
It, um, didn't, um...

918
01:02:41,540 --> 01:02:44,151
feel true. One more take!

919
01:02:44,804 --> 01:02:45,805
Okay, okay.

920
01:02:46,066 --> 01:02:48,068
- One more, please.
- One more take.

921
01:02:48,199 --> 01:02:49,635
- Okay, one more.
- All right.

922
01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:52,725
Please. Thank you.
One more. Again!

923
01:02:53,291 --> 01:02:54,292
Okay.

924
01:02:58,862 --> 01:03:01,821
Uh, what about, uh, continuity?
Wasn't...

925
01:03:02,648 --> 01:03:04,911
Doesn't matter. Okay? Okay.

926
01:03:04,998 --> 01:03:06,478
Background...

927
01:03:06,608 --> 01:03:08,175
And... action!

928
01:03:13,964 --> 01:03:16,009
Hey! Relax!

929
01:03:16,096 --> 01:03:17,334
What is she doing?

930
01:03:17,358 --> 01:03:18,358
Relax!

931
01:03:18,403 --> 01:03:20,535
Stop! Stop!

932
01:03:22,450 --> 01:03:24,801
Relax, relax!

933
01:03:24,931 --> 01:03:27,020
Cut! Cut, Dino! Cut!

934
01:03:33,679 --> 01:03:35,550
Stop it!

935
01:03:35,681 --> 01:03:37,030
The brakes!

936
01:03:37,161 --> 01:03:39,467
The brakes!

937
01:03:43,341 --> 01:03:44,603
Whoa!

938
01:03:49,086 --> 01:03:50,174
No!

939
01:03:52,306 --> 01:03:54,352
Stop!

940
01:04:05,624 --> 01:04:07,060
Push harder!

941
01:04:15,112 --> 01:04:17,114
The little fake saint!

942
01:04:25,513 --> 01:04:27,820
Don't think about that.

943
01:04:31,041 --> 01:04:32,564
It's okay. It's okay.

944
01:04:41,442 --> 01:04:42,966
What the heck are you doing?

945
01:04:43,096 --> 01:04:44,750
Hey, hey! Relax!

946
01:04:44,837 --> 01:04:46,206
Mind your own business!

947
01:04:46,230 --> 01:04:47,753
Did you jump on him?

948
01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:49,886
Hey! Relax!

949
01:04:50,234 --> 01:04:51,559
Mind your own business!

950
01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:53,343
Take it easy,
big fella. Just relax.

951
01:04:53,367 --> 01:04:57,110
What the heck do you want?
This idiot, this gorilla!

952
01:04:57,589 --> 01:04:58,869
What'd you call me?

953
01:04:59,591 --> 01:05:03,377
I said you are nothing more
than an insensitive brute.

954
01:05:03,682 --> 01:05:06,293
A punch-drunk gorilla.

955
01:05:06,467 --> 01:05:09,296
Nello! No, no, no!

956
01:05:09,383 --> 01:05:11,081
You shouldn't have
said that to me!

957
01:05:11,211 --> 01:05:13,344
- Easy, easy!
- Shouldn't have said that to me!

958
01:05:13,474 --> 01:05:15,128
You shouldn't have
called me that!

959
01:05:16,782 --> 01:05:19,045
Easy, calm down! Calm down.

960
01:05:20,568 --> 01:05:21,568
I'm sorry.

961
01:05:21,613 --> 01:05:22,788
Go away!

962
01:05:23,049 --> 01:05:24,374
- - Do something!
- I'm sorry!

963
01:05:24,398 --> 01:05:26,009
Easy, easy!

964
01:05:26,574 --> 01:05:27,880
What have you done?

965
01:05:32,058 --> 01:05:33,818
- What are you doing?
- Go away!

966
01:05:34,365 --> 01:05:36,802
Are you okay? Are you okay?

967
01:05:41,328 --> 01:05:43,940
My old man was the reason
I got into acting.

968
01:05:45,158 --> 01:05:47,944
My father. <i>Capisce?</i>

969
01:05:48,770 --> 01:05:53,601
Oh. Father.
Understand. <i>Capisce.</i> Father.

970
01:06:00,608 --> 01:06:01,740
Where is he?

971
01:06:02,610 --> 01:06:03,872
Over there.

972
01:06:04,525 --> 01:06:06,049
What happened?

973
01:06:15,797 --> 01:06:17,408
My dad, he was a...

974
01:06:18,626 --> 01:06:20,585
He was a janitor. Smart.

975
01:06:21,281 --> 01:06:22,281
Cultured.

976
01:06:23,283 --> 01:06:24,283
Really cultured.

977
01:06:25,590 --> 01:06:28,071
He couldn't read
but he'd take us to the movies.

978
01:06:29,333 --> 01:06:32,336
That was his library.
Barely speak English.

979
01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:36,427
He'd say, "No, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no."

980
01:06:38,603 --> 01:06:39,908
"If you can't feel it here,"

981
01:06:40,692 --> 01:06:43,434
and it doesn't make you cry
just... just a little...

982
01:06:44,696 --> 01:06:46,002
"the words don't matter."

983
01:06:47,829 --> 01:06:49,396
I was nine when he died.

984
01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:51,224
I didn't cry at the funeral.

985
01:06:52,182 --> 01:06:53,618
That's what my brother told me.

986
01:06:55,141 --> 01:06:57,839
Said I didn't have
a sensitive bone in my body.

987
01:06:59,319 --> 01:07:00,929
That's when I took up fighting.

988
01:07:05,369 --> 01:07:06,935
My brother was smart.

989
01:07:08,981 --> 01:07:10,026
Really smart.

990
01:07:11,244 --> 01:07:13,159
And kids used to beat up on him.

991
01:07:14,856 --> 01:07:15,857
Tease him.

992
01:07:17,816 --> 01:07:20,036
And I used to beat
the livin' crap out of 'em.

993
01:07:23,169 --> 01:07:24,344
We were close.

994
01:07:25,563 --> 01:07:28,609
Nothin'... nothin'
could get in between us.

995
01:07:32,135 --> 01:07:33,658
Not... not love.

996
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:35,921
Certainly not love.

997
01:07:58,378 --> 01:07:59,553
Zi Isidoro.

998
01:08:10,869 --> 01:08:13,611
Luigi, I'm so sorry!

999
01:08:15,047 --> 01:08:18,572
I didn't...
I didn't mean to do...

1000
01:08:28,582 --> 01:08:30,497
I sent Zi Isidoro home
to his wife.

1001
01:08:32,543 --> 01:08:34,980
Don't worry.
Your secrets are safe.

1002
01:08:36,068 --> 01:08:37,765
He doesn't understand
a word of English.

1003
01:08:41,943 --> 01:08:42,988
Carmela!

1004
01:08:43,206 --> 01:08:44,946
Two coffees, quick!

1005
01:08:54,782 --> 01:08:57,394
So, uh,
what's your story anyway?

1006
01:08:57,481 --> 01:08:59,309
Why aren't you
married or engaged?

1007
01:09:01,093 --> 01:09:02,094
Um...

1008
01:09:03,835 --> 01:09:06,490
My fiancé works
on Costa Caribbean.

1009
01:09:07,186 --> 01:09:09,057
He is studying
to become a captain.

1010
01:09:09,319 --> 01:09:11,103
- Hmm.
- He has ambitions.

1011
01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:13,410
He has plans for his career.

1012
01:09:13,540 --> 01:09:16,630
Mm-hmm. But...
but he doesn't have you.

1013
01:09:20,765 --> 01:09:22,332
We see each other
when he comes back.

1014
01:09:23,115 --> 01:09:25,422
Here, it's normal.

1015
01:09:25,596 --> 01:09:27,511
- Mm-hmm?
- In Ischia...

1016
01:09:27,641 --> 01:09:33,473
you either work in tourism
or <i>imbarcare...</i> sail.

1017
01:09:33,734 --> 01:09:37,129
Mm-mm.
My father was at sea when I was born.

1018
01:09:38,348 --> 01:09:41,525
And my mother raised us
to be independent.

1019
01:09:43,222 --> 01:09:45,790
But I did miss my father.

1020
01:09:46,486 --> 01:09:48,140
Yeah.

1021
01:09:48,401 --> 01:09:51,404
Sometimes ships bring
families together,

1022
01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:53,450
sometimes they keep them apart.

1023
01:09:54,538 --> 01:09:57,062
Hmm. Sounds familiar.

1024
01:09:58,498 --> 01:10:01,501
Except my ship's the Titanic
and my wife's the iceberg.

1025
01:10:01,980 --> 01:10:03,721
Remember that scene

1026
01:10:04,025 --> 01:10:05,723
when the ship
heaves out of the water,

1027
01:10:05,853 --> 01:10:07,420
and looks like
a giant skyscraper,

1028
01:10:07,507 --> 01:10:09,248
and you got
these tiny little people

1029
01:10:09,335 --> 01:10:11,990
that look like ants and they're
falling into the abyss below?

1030
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:15,776
Talk about a multiphobic ending.

1031
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:19,998
For someone
who has saved the world

1032
01:10:20,085 --> 01:10:23,567
from certain destruction
so many times,

1033
01:10:23,697 --> 01:10:25,264
you... you have many phobias.

1034
01:10:25,438 --> 01:10:27,179
Yeah, I do. Lots.

1035
01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:31,923
But... you wanna know
what my biggest fear is?

1036
01:10:32,315 --> 01:10:35,361
It's not...

1037
01:10:35,492 --> 01:10:39,060
Physical danger,
real or imagined.

1038
01:10:40,627 --> 01:10:42,194
The scariest thing for me is...

1039
01:10:42,847 --> 01:10:46,198
not being taken seriously.

1040
01:10:47,808 --> 01:10:50,328
That's why I'm doing this film.
To prove to the world I can act.

1041
01:10:50,376 --> 01:10:52,770
That I'm not some
glorified meathead or...

1042
01:10:53,379 --> 01:10:55,686
some broken-down stuntman.

1043
01:10:58,036 --> 01:11:01,257
You know?
It's impossible.

1044
01:11:03,084 --> 01:11:05,783
Because you are
the great Nic Cassino.

1045
01:11:06,436 --> 01:11:07,828
No, seriously.

1046
01:11:08,220 --> 01:11:12,180
You are larger than life.
You... you really are big.

1047
01:11:13,007 --> 01:11:16,272
Yeah, I guess.
IMDb has me down at...

1048
01:11:17,447 --> 01:11:18,883
6'3. "I'm actually 6'2."

1049
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:22,016
When I got to Hollywood,
I was shocked.

1050
01:11:22,321 --> 01:11:24,541
The actors, they're kinda small.

1051
01:11:25,063 --> 01:11:26,238
Like, kinda like... Hmm?

1052
01:11:26,543 --> 01:11:28,806
Well, I don't wanna say,
but kinda like jockeys.

1053
01:11:29,459 --> 01:11:33,941
- Jockeys? What?
- Yeah. Like a... like a small person.

1054
01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:35,508
- Oh.
- But not really.

1055
01:11:35,639 --> 01:11:37,075
It is...

1056
01:11:43,473 --> 01:11:44,473
Sorry.

1057
01:11:52,351 --> 01:11:53,570
Sorry.

1058
01:12:05,321 --> 01:12:07,366
Wow.

1059
01:12:08,585 --> 01:12:09,585
Mmm.

1060
01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:12,589
I guess all that training
came in handy.

1061
01:12:23,121 --> 01:12:24,209
You write by hand?

1062
01:12:26,124 --> 01:12:27,125
Yeah.

1063
01:12:27,647 --> 01:12:29,170
Something about writing
with a pencil

1064
01:12:29,301 --> 01:12:31,564
and a piece of paper
that makes it more real.

1065
01:12:33,218 --> 01:12:35,742
Like a Michelangelo sketch.

1066
01:12:37,004 --> 01:12:38,364
So, you are creating
a masterpiece.

1067
01:12:38,745 --> 01:12:40,157
I wouldn't say a masterpiece.

1068
01:12:40,181 --> 01:12:43,010
It's more of a...
an apocalyptic disaster film.

1069
01:12:43,141 --> 01:12:44,185
End-of-the-world stuff.

1070
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,363
Why do Americans like
these kind of movies?

1071
01:12:50,104 --> 01:12:51,105
I don't know.

1072
01:12:52,759 --> 01:12:54,761
Maybe it gives them
a sense of hope.

1073
01:12:54,892 --> 01:12:57,111
Like truth, justice,
the American way.

1074
01:12:57,677 --> 01:12:58,677
Who said that?

1075
01:12:58,939 --> 01:12:59,984
Superman.

1076
01:13:00,158 --> 01:13:01,614
- Hollywood's first action hero.
- Superman.

1077
01:13:01,638 --> 01:13:03,248
Around the world
in a single bound.

1078
01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:04,858
Yeah.

1079
01:13:07,121 --> 01:13:08,340
What's your excuse?

1080
01:13:10,777 --> 01:13:11,778
For what?

1081
01:13:12,997 --> 01:13:16,087
Not flying around the world
in a single bound?

1082
01:13:17,523 --> 01:13:20,221
Why didn't you, um,
sail with your fiancé?

1083
01:13:24,878 --> 01:13:27,011
Giosy asked me to go with him.

1084
01:13:28,621 --> 01:13:29,883
I don't know why I didn't go.

1085
01:13:31,537 --> 01:13:32,712
Maybe I was scared.

1086
01:13:33,191 --> 01:13:35,062
Or maybe you didn't have
a good enough reason.

1087
01:13:35,802 --> 01:13:37,413
Like a motivation.

1088
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:40,981
- A motivation?
- Yeah.

1089
01:13:41,591 --> 01:13:43,288
Every character needs
a motivation

1090
01:13:43,462 --> 01:13:46,509
in order to move forward,
to do great things.

1091
01:13:47,161 --> 01:13:48,206
Oh, like...

1092
01:13:48,554 --> 01:13:49,914
save the world?

1093
01:13:50,208 --> 01:13:51,775
Like <i>salute.</i>"Save.""Save."

1094
01:13:52,166 --> 01:13:53,446
"Save... save."

1095
01:13:53,733 --> 01:13:55,256
- Save the world?
- Save the world.

1096
01:13:55,343 --> 01:13:56,997
Again and again... And again.

1097
01:13:57,781 --> 01:13:59,173
And again... And again.

1098
01:13:59,783 --> 01:14:01,306
- And again.
- And again.

1099
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:02,481
And again.

1100
01:14:18,105 --> 01:14:20,804
Luigi!

1101
01:14:22,327 --> 01:14:24,416
What's happening? Oh.

1102
01:14:26,244 --> 01:14:27,506
Hi. Um...

1103
01:14:29,116 --> 01:14:30,117
Um...

1104
01:14:30,770 --> 01:14:33,033
I have a tour group
this morning.

1105
01:14:33,207 --> 01:14:36,036
- Germans. Very punctual.
- Ah.

1106
01:14:37,168 --> 01:14:39,692
Well, uh...
I know you're busy today,

1107
01:14:39,823 --> 01:14:41,781
but you wanna maybe
hang out tomorrow?

1108
01:14:42,173 --> 01:14:45,481
Come on set
and see some real acting?

1109
01:14:47,787 --> 01:14:48,832
Um...

1110
01:14:57,710 --> 01:14:58,842
Maybe.

1111
01:15:14,684 --> 01:15:15,772
Maybe.

1112
01:15:17,643 --> 01:15:18,992
Maybe.

1113
01:15:26,957 --> 01:15:28,698
Man without values!

1114
01:15:29,916 --> 01:15:31,091
Peasant.

1115
01:15:32,963 --> 01:15:34,791
Without any shame!

1116
01:15:36,183 --> 01:15:37,533
Mafioso.

1117
01:15:37,663 --> 01:15:38,925
Ha!

1118
01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:41,100
I cannot hear you.

1119
01:15:41,145 --> 01:15:42,146
<i>No?</i>

1120
01:15:42,755 --> 01:15:44,148
Mafioso!

1121
01:15:46,498 --> 01:15:48,218
- Did you hear me now?
- Who is the mafioso?

1122
01:15:48,326 --> 01:15:49,326
To you.

1123
01:15:51,503 --> 01:15:53,723
Say that again
if you have the courage.

1124
01:15:53,940 --> 01:15:55,855
Mafioso.

1125
01:15:56,116 --> 01:15:57,553
- Mafioso to whom?
- To you.

1126
01:15:57,727 --> 01:15:58,858
To me?

1127
01:15:59,119 --> 01:16:00,207
- Say that again!
- Mafioso.

1128
01:16:00,468 --> 01:16:01,968
- And say that again!
- Mafioso.

1129
01:16:01,992 --> 01:16:03,733
Mafioso?
Don't do it again!

1130
01:16:08,085 --> 01:16:09,652
Stop!

1131
01:16:12,089 --> 01:16:13,786
We have a film
to finish. No?

1132
01:16:13,873 --> 01:16:15,135
Yes, that's right!

1133
01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:16,746
And Ombretta?

1134
01:16:17,224 --> 01:16:19,246
The little saint... Shut up! We are better.

1135
01:16:19,270 --> 01:16:20,358
Women's problems, you know?

1136
01:16:20,488 --> 01:16:22,031
"Women's problems."

1137
01:16:22,055 --> 01:16:23,274
Good boy...

1138
01:16:23,404 --> 01:16:24,556
Nothing in the oven.

1139
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:25,972
We are in the clear.

1140
01:16:26,059 --> 01:16:27,844
"Nothing in the oven!"

1141
01:16:27,974 --> 01:16:29,174
Nothing in the oven!

1142
01:16:34,285 --> 01:16:35,547
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1143
01:16:35,678 --> 01:16:38,550
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa!

1144
01:16:38,681 --> 01:16:41,031
Whoa, whoa!

1145
01:16:41,248 --> 01:16:42,554
Hey, the cops!

1146
01:16:42,641 --> 01:16:44,251
Someone's called the cops.

1147
01:16:45,775 --> 01:16:47,994
Guys, guys.

1148
01:16:48,473 --> 01:16:49,474
From Rome.

1149
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:51,040
The dailies!

1150
01:16:51,868 --> 01:16:52,912
The dailies!

1151
01:16:53,043 --> 01:16:55,262
The dailies, yeah. The dailies...

1152
01:16:59,876 --> 01:17:01,225
The great Nic Cassino!

1153
01:17:03,140 --> 01:17:05,055
Dailies! Nothing happened!

1154
01:17:05,185 --> 01:17:06,447
Wanna grab it?

1155
01:17:09,015 --> 01:17:10,103
The dailies!

1156
01:17:10,277 --> 01:17:12,236
- The dailies!
- Yeah.

1157
01:17:31,255 --> 01:17:33,257
- Hmm.
- Mm.

1158
01:17:39,742 --> 01:17:41,526
Dailies.

1159
01:17:42,614 --> 01:17:43,789
Not bad.

1160
01:18:27,572 --> 01:18:28,791
Hmm.

1161
01:18:54,338 --> 01:18:55,339
Wow.

1162
01:19:10,876 --> 01:19:12,443
Not bad, eh?

1163
01:19:12,530 --> 01:19:14,358
Genius.

1164
01:19:21,365 --> 01:19:23,280
Shame on you.

1165
01:19:24,107 --> 01:19:27,284
Poor Nello.
Poor son of mine.

1166
01:19:39,209 --> 01:19:40,253
Lorella...

1167
01:19:40,514 --> 01:19:42,125
- Where is the cliff?
- What?

1168
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:43,735
- The cliff.
- Come on.

1169
01:19:43,953 --> 01:19:45,389
It wasn't that bad.

1170
01:19:54,877 --> 01:19:55,878
What have you done?

1171
01:20:01,187 --> 01:20:03,862
<i>Jack, it's me. Nic,
where the hell have you been?</i>

1172
01:20:03,886 --> 01:20:05,366
<i>I've been trying
to reach you all day.</i>

1173
01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:08,201
I've been on set all day. Jack,
you gotta get me out of here.

1174
01:20:08,499 --> 01:20:09,587
Why'd you call?

1175
01:20:10,066 --> 01:20:11,546
<i>You won't believe what happened.</i>

1176
01:20:11,763 --> 01:20:13,460
<i>Brick Maxwell's in the hospital.</i>

1177
01:20:13,765 --> 01:20:15,549
<i>Some kind
of intestinal infection.</i>

1178
01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:17,116
<i>He says it's from colonics,</i>

1179
01:20:17,290 --> 01:20:19,553
<i>but the word is it has more
to do with a small rodent.</i>

1180
01:20:20,076 --> 01:20:22,078
<i>Anyway, kid, the part's yours.</i>

1181
01:20:23,253 --> 01:20:25,124
- What part?
<i>- The Horseman.</i>

1182
01:20:25,559 --> 01:20:26,822
<i>They want you, Nic.</i>

1183
01:20:27,039 --> 01:20:28,606
<i>But you gotta get here
right away.</i>

1184
01:20:28,780 --> 01:20:31,217
<i>They're filming already.
How soon can you leave?</i>

1185
01:20:32,218 --> 01:20:33,219
<i>Nic?</i>

1186
01:21:35,238 --> 01:21:36,935
So, Nic?

1187
01:21:38,981 --> 01:21:40,021
Are you sure?

1188
01:21:40,286 --> 01:21:41,897
I checked with Tonino
at the port.

1189
01:21:42,636 --> 01:21:44,421
He rented a boat
early this morning

1190
01:21:44,595 --> 01:21:45,596
for the mainland.

1191
01:21:46,553 --> 01:21:47,641
He's gone.

1192
01:21:49,121 --> 01:21:50,122
Gone?

1193
01:21:50,906 --> 01:21:52,255
Oh, no!

1194
01:22:05,529 --> 01:22:06,660
Fabrizio Favuzzo?

1195
01:22:07,531 --> 01:22:08,575
Depends.

1196
01:22:08,749 --> 01:22:10,360
I am here on behalf of the SIAE.

1197
01:22:10,577 --> 01:22:12,710
<i>Società Italiana di Artisti
e Editori.</i>

1198
01:22:13,754 --> 01:22:16,932
I have an order to confiscate
all film and pirated material.

1199
01:22:18,455 --> 01:22:19,455
And the manuscript?

1200
01:22:20,674 --> 01:22:23,068
Uh... What manuscript?

1201
01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:24,678
Visconti's manuscript.

1202
01:22:24,809 --> 01:22:29,640
Ah.
I have no manuscript.

1203
01:22:31,337 --> 01:22:32,512
I have no script.

1204
01:22:33,905 --> 01:22:35,646
I have no actor.

1205
01:22:37,256 --> 01:22:38,518
I have no film.

1206
01:22:39,389 --> 01:22:40,738
No career.

1207
01:22:41,478 --> 01:22:42,914
No life insurance.

1208
01:22:44,742 --> 01:22:45,917
Banned?

1209
01:22:46,787 --> 01:22:49,703
Fabrizio's been blacklisted.

1210
01:22:50,139 --> 01:22:52,010
For copyright violation
and infringement

1211
01:22:52,141 --> 01:22:54,491
of intellectual property rights.

1212
01:22:54,795 --> 01:22:55,796
Fabrizio.

1213
01:22:57,320 --> 01:22:58,600
Where are you going?

1214
01:22:59,017 --> 01:23:00,410
Where are you going, Fabrizio?

1215
01:23:00,888 --> 01:23:01,977
To the cliff!

1216
01:23:11,029 --> 01:23:12,900
Ah!

1217
01:23:13,379 --> 01:23:15,077
Ombretta!

1218
01:23:15,207 --> 01:23:17,296
Come on. Hey, hey!

1219
01:23:19,342 --> 01:23:20,343
Eat something!

1220
01:23:20,430 --> 01:23:21,648
No, water.

1221
01:23:38,709 --> 01:23:41,016
Angioletto, where is he?

1222
01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:43,018
Who?

1223
01:23:43,670 --> 01:23:44,802
Nic, the American.

1224
01:23:46,934 --> 01:23:48,980
He has gone back to Hollywood

1225
01:23:49,154 --> 01:23:51,417
and abandoned everyone.

1226
01:23:52,723 --> 01:23:53,811
What do you mean?

1227
01:23:55,117 --> 01:23:57,684
"The great Nic Cassino."

1228
01:23:58,076 --> 01:24:00,600
Nic Cassino was in this film?

1229
01:24:00,687 --> 01:24:02,820
Yes, you wish!

1230
01:24:03,864 --> 01:24:06,780
Unfortunately,
he was just a <i>sosia,</i>

1231
01:24:06,867 --> 01:24:07,999
a body double.

1232
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:11,655
The real Nic Cassino
would never run away.

1233
01:24:22,361 --> 01:24:24,711
Oh! Ombretta.

1234
01:24:31,849 --> 01:24:33,111
Bye.

1235
01:24:34,460 --> 01:24:35,505
- Thank you.
- Mm.

1236
01:24:39,770 --> 01:24:40,771
Bye.

1237
01:24:47,430 --> 01:24:50,346
Bye!

1238
01:24:56,656 --> 01:24:58,484
There is just one thing.

1239
01:24:58,919 --> 01:25:01,705
It is Lello or Nello?

1240
01:25:04,229 --> 01:25:05,361
What difference now?

1241
01:25:19,592 --> 01:25:20,898
And action!

1242
01:25:23,901 --> 01:25:25,642
Cut, cut, cut!

1243
01:25:26,425 --> 01:25:27,861
I know it's a lot to ask,

1244
01:25:27,992 --> 01:25:30,081
but could you just hit
your mark and snarl?

1245
01:25:30,168 --> 01:25:32,344
Okay? We'll think about acting
in post, right?

1246
01:25:33,345 --> 01:25:36,305
What's with the suitcase?
What's with the suitcase?

1247
01:25:36,392 --> 01:25:38,263
Let's just say I found it

1248
01:25:38,437 --> 01:25:39,656
amidst the apocalyptic ruins

1249
01:25:39,743 --> 01:25:41,962
and I'm returning it
to a needy family.

1250
01:25:42,311 --> 01:25:44,071
You're the Fourth Horseman
of the Apocalypse!

1251
01:25:44,182 --> 01:25:46,489
You're the Pale Rider,
not the Pony Express!

1252
01:25:46,750 --> 01:25:49,274
You bring death and destruction,
not lost luggage!

1253
01:25:51,929 --> 01:25:53,148
That's cold!

1254
01:25:53,322 --> 01:25:55,362
Is it too much to ask
for a hot latte for Chrissake?

1255
01:25:56,020 --> 01:25:57,021
Damn it!

1256
01:25:58,153 --> 01:25:59,371
Nic! Honey!

1257
01:26:03,593 --> 01:26:07,074
The <i>ATM</i> morning show
wants an exclusive interview!

1258
01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:09,251
Are you free tomorrow?

1259
01:26:10,817 --> 01:26:12,906
- I'll think about it.
- Oh.

1260
01:27:30,549 --> 01:27:31,550
Papa?

1261
01:27:33,030 --> 01:27:35,859
Ombretta, please go outside.

1262
01:27:36,381 --> 01:27:38,818
I can't bear for you
to watch me shoveling shit.

1263
01:27:41,343 --> 01:27:43,736
I just wanted
to tell you that...

1264
01:27:50,221 --> 01:27:51,918
I'm not going back to school.

1265
01:27:53,659 --> 01:27:55,139
But why?

1266
01:27:55,574 --> 01:27:56,793
Let's face it.

1267
01:27:57,881 --> 01:27:59,099
I'm not an actress.

1268
01:28:01,406 --> 01:28:02,406
What's the point?

1269
01:28:03,582 --> 01:28:06,455
Well, there are
many roles in film.

1270
01:28:07,107 --> 01:28:09,632
Perhaps you could direct,
like your father, huh?

1271
01:28:11,982 --> 01:28:14,593
No, eh? What about Lello?

1272
01:28:15,246 --> 01:28:16,769
Please. Nello.

1273
01:28:19,294 --> 01:28:20,556
You were right, Papa.

1274
01:28:21,731 --> 01:28:23,863
Marry and buy
cattle from your own town.

1275
01:28:24,603 --> 01:28:27,040
Nello was too jealous.

1276
01:28:27,780 --> 01:28:30,740
Possessive. Hotheaded.

1277
01:28:32,524 --> 01:28:33,524
I don't know.

1278
01:28:35,658 --> 01:28:38,400
I would be better
with someone like you.

1279
01:28:39,401 --> 01:28:41,359
- Like me?
- Yeah, you know.

1280
01:28:42,142 --> 01:28:43,274
Lukewarm.

1281
01:28:44,014 --> 01:28:46,277
Temperate. Stoic.

1282
01:28:46,930 --> 01:28:51,587
Able to deal with failure
and disappointment.

1283
01:28:52,022 --> 01:28:53,240
Of course.

1284
01:28:54,285 --> 01:28:57,723
I almost forgot.
Nello asked me to give you this.

1285
01:28:58,594 --> 01:29:01,118
He says it's rightfully yours.

1286
01:29:08,908 --> 01:29:11,041
I love you, Papa.

1287
01:29:12,042 --> 01:29:13,130
Me too.

1288
01:29:25,664 --> 01:29:26,752
<i>A janitor...</i>

1289
01:29:30,060 --> 01:29:31,670
<i>Smart. Cultured.</i>

1290
01:29:33,280 --> 01:29:34,630
<i>Really cultured.</i>

1291
01:29:35,326 --> 01:29:37,415
<i>Couldn't read, but he'd take
us to the movies.</i>

1292
01:29:39,025 --> 01:29:41,941
<i>That was his library.
Barely could speak English.</i>

1293
01:29:59,829 --> 01:30:00,829
Fabrizio...

1294
01:30:03,398 --> 01:30:04,486
You are awake?

1295
01:30:07,140 --> 01:30:09,491
I need to speak to you
about something.

1296
01:30:12,755 --> 01:30:14,321
Listen...

1297
01:30:15,453 --> 01:30:18,978
If you want to separate,
I understand.

1298
01:30:20,023 --> 01:30:22,591
After all, who wants to live
with a failure.

1299
01:30:23,243 --> 01:30:25,420
But divorce
is out of the question.

1300
01:30:26,290 --> 01:30:27,509
It's not for the money,

1301
01:30:27,944 --> 01:30:31,208
but I just wouldn't know
how to tell Ombretta...

1302
01:30:31,338 --> 01:30:32,938
What are you saying?

1303
01:30:35,908 --> 01:30:37,228
What's come over you?

1304
01:30:37,388 --> 01:30:39,042
A divorce? A separation?

1305
01:30:39,695 --> 01:30:41,415
What do you mean by depression?

1306
01:30:42,219 --> 01:30:44,308
No, I just wanted to say

1307
01:30:44,569 --> 01:30:46,528
that for once in my life,

1308
01:30:47,093 --> 01:30:49,574
I was very proud of you.

1309
01:30:52,098 --> 01:30:55,058
The way you directed
the great Nic Cassino.

1310
01:30:55,841 --> 01:30:59,932
I mean, how you persevered
against all good reason,

1311
01:31:00,585 --> 01:31:02,457
with <i>buon senso,</i> sound judgment.

1312
01:31:03,675 --> 01:31:05,242
And your juvenile faith...

1313
01:31:05,895 --> 01:31:07,549
And sheer stubborn,

1314
01:31:07,679 --> 01:31:10,116
narrow-minded
pigheadedness was...

1315
01:31:10,247 --> 01:31:14,425
Stop, stop, stop.
You had me at "pigheaded."

1316
01:31:17,776 --> 01:31:18,776
Okay.

1317
01:31:23,521 --> 01:31:24,653
In any event,

1318
01:31:25,305 --> 01:31:27,307
I don't think you're a failure.

1319
01:31:32,574 --> 01:31:34,097
At least, not yet.

1320
01:31:40,233 --> 01:31:41,931
What do you mean, "not yet?"

1321
01:31:47,197 --> 01:31:48,764
You are only a failure

1322
01:31:48,894 --> 01:31:50,505
if you don't finish
what you start.

1323
01:31:51,506 --> 01:31:53,899
But... how can I finish?

1324
01:31:55,466 --> 01:31:58,600
I have been banned from working
in Italy ever again.

1325
01:31:59,426 --> 01:32:00,602
Blacklisted.

1326
01:32:01,341 --> 01:32:04,257
And who says that you have
to finish this film in Italy?

1327
01:32:04,954 --> 01:32:06,259
Who says that?

1328
01:32:15,138 --> 01:32:16,269
Where did you get this?

1329
01:32:17,532 --> 01:32:20,709
I cashed in
your life insurance policy.

1330
01:32:21,405 --> 01:32:24,539
But...
I don't have a life insurance.

1331
01:32:26,802 --> 01:32:27,803
Really?

1332
01:32:30,153 --> 01:32:31,197
Good night.

1333
01:32:44,994 --> 01:32:46,256
Good night.

1334
01:32:50,390 --> 01:32:52,523
Francesca.

1335
01:32:52,654 --> 01:32:55,700
Can you grab me some ice
and a wrap for my knee, please?

1336
01:32:55,831 --> 01:32:58,398
I gotta run down
the street for some ice.

1337
01:33:02,315 --> 01:33:03,755
What the hell's
in that thing anyway?

1338
01:33:55,151 --> 01:33:58,328
THE UP-AND-DOWN CAREER
OF THE GENIUS FABRIZIO FAVUZZO

1339
01:33:58,458 --> 01:33:59,459
Hmm.

1340
01:34:00,678 --> 01:34:02,375
The accumulated baggage.

1341
01:34:03,942 --> 01:34:05,596
It was Favuzzo's all along.

1342
01:34:21,307 --> 01:34:23,092
Interesting.

1343
01:34:23,179 --> 01:34:25,529
<i>And action!</i>

1344
01:34:28,227 --> 01:34:29,664
<i>Hey, hey. Pull over.</i>

1345
01:34:29,881 --> 01:34:31,578
Pull up here.

1346
01:34:45,244 --> 01:34:47,464
- Carla.
- Sorry.

1347
01:34:48,030 --> 01:34:49,030
- Nic!
- Hey.

1348
01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:50,641
How are you?

1349
01:34:51,250 --> 01:34:53,054
- Good. How are you?
- It's great to see you.

1350
01:34:53,078 --> 01:34:55,472
- Yeah, you too.
- What are you doing? PA?

1351
01:34:55,602 --> 01:34:56,821
Yeah, right.

1352
01:34:56,908 --> 01:34:59,389
Um, I got a call
from the film commission.

1353
01:34:59,519 --> 01:35:01,957
They asked me
to cast us some extras

1354
01:35:02,044 --> 01:35:04,133
on an international film
from Italy.

1355
01:35:04,220 --> 01:35:05,612
- Hmm.
- Yeah.

1356
01:35:06,048 --> 01:35:07,266
Maybe you heard about it.

1357
01:35:08,180 --> 01:35:11,183
- Ah, yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Quite a cast, don't you think?

1358
01:35:11,314 --> 01:35:12,663
Yeah, I do. It's, uh... Yeah.

1359
01:35:12,794 --> 01:35:14,404
I was... I was there
for a film festival.

1360
01:35:14,534 --> 01:35:16,058
They asked me
to do a couple of scenes.

1361
01:35:16,145 --> 01:35:18,582
I thought, "Hey, why not?"
Just help 'em out.

1362
01:35:18,713 --> 01:35:20,366
Hmm. Hmm.

1363
01:35:21,106 --> 01:35:22,542
Uh, how's Luigi?

1364
01:35:22,934 --> 01:35:26,285
- Uh... He's good.
- Good, good.

1365
01:35:26,895 --> 01:35:28,984
Anyway, I...
I'm not feeling too good.

1366
01:35:29,071 --> 01:35:31,290
I'm on painkillers
for my... my knee.

1367
01:35:31,813 --> 01:35:33,640
- So I gotta split.
- Sure.

1368
01:35:33,858 --> 01:35:35,686
Anyway, it was...
it was great seeing you.

1369
01:35:35,817 --> 01:35:37,166
You too.
Yeah.

1370
01:35:37,296 --> 01:35:38,689
- Really good.
- Oh.

1371
01:35:39,516 --> 01:35:40,517
All right.

1372
01:35:41,344 --> 01:35:42,519
- Take care.
- Bye.

1373
01:35:57,186 --> 01:35:58,361
Please...

1374
01:36:07,544 --> 01:36:09,154
- Carla?
- Hi, Nic.

1375
01:36:09,981 --> 01:36:11,635
- Come in.
- Thank you.

1376
01:36:12,462 --> 01:36:15,465
- Uh, you want a drink?
- Uh, sure.

1377
01:36:15,857 --> 01:36:18,250
- All right, um, take a seat.
- Thank you.

1378
01:36:21,514 --> 01:36:23,734
<i>- How's little Cosimo?</i>
- H <i>e's getting big.</i>

1379
01:36:23,865 --> 01:36:27,085
- He'll be nine in September.
- Nine. Whoa.

1380
01:36:27,825 --> 01:36:31,046
And Luigi has a show opening.

1381
01:36:31,176 --> 01:36:34,179
And he's anxious as usual.
You know Luigi.

1382
01:36:34,745 --> 01:36:38,140
Yeah. Well, that's good for him.

1383
01:36:39,402 --> 01:36:40,577
Luigi doesn't know I came.

1384
01:36:41,883 --> 01:36:44,189
But I told him
about your work in Italy

1385
01:36:44,363 --> 01:36:45,800
and he was pretty impressed.

1386
01:36:48,193 --> 01:36:49,368
Impressed or embarrassed?

1387
01:36:49,847 --> 01:36:54,025
- Nic.
- Well, he's always...

1388
01:36:55,244 --> 01:36:56,288
hated my acting.

1389
01:36:58,029 --> 01:36:59,248
You know how Luigi is.

1390
01:37:00,336 --> 01:37:02,256
It's kind of tough for him
to admit your success.

1391
01:37:02,338 --> 01:37:04,731
I mean, you're his kid brother.

1392
01:37:05,863 --> 01:37:09,388
Yeah. I'm his kid brother. Hmm.

1393
01:37:10,955 --> 01:37:12,739
Used to call me
Punchy the Gorilla.

1394
01:37:13,044 --> 01:37:15,133
Like that stuffed animal
we had as kids.

1395
01:37:15,612 --> 01:37:18,876
But we were close.
I had his back.

1396
01:37:20,051 --> 01:37:23,011
Until this...
pretty girl comes along

1397
01:37:23,141 --> 01:37:24,621
and changes everything.

1398
01:37:25,622 --> 01:37:29,756
I lost my brother
and my girl to one left hook.

1399
01:37:31,062 --> 01:37:32,847
If there's one punch
I could take back,

1400
01:37:33,369 --> 01:37:34,370
it'd be that.

1401
01:37:37,286 --> 01:37:38,504
It wouldn't have mattered.

1402
01:37:40,550 --> 01:37:42,291
I still would have picked Luigi.

1403
01:37:45,860 --> 01:37:46,991
Nic...

1404
01:37:49,646 --> 01:37:52,040
I never thought you
stupid or insensitive.

1405
01:37:53,476 --> 01:37:55,260
I just liked Luigi better.

1406
01:38:03,051 --> 01:38:05,923
Luigi gave this to little Cosimo
on his third birthday

1407
01:38:06,054 --> 01:38:07,577
and kind of outgrown it.

1408
01:38:08,404 --> 01:38:10,232
I thought you might like
to have it.

1409
01:38:20,895 --> 01:38:23,027
Punchy the Gorilla.

1410
01:38:23,723 --> 01:38:25,856
Nic,
take care of yourself, okay?

1411
01:38:27,162 --> 01:38:28,554
Yeah. You too.

1412
01:38:29,294 --> 01:38:30,426
- Bye.
- Bye.

1413
01:38:43,830 --> 01:38:45,093
Get a grip, Cassino.

1414
01:39:05,722 --> 01:39:07,985
- Who's there?
- Luigi.

1415
01:39:09,813 --> 01:39:10,814
Nicky?

1416
01:39:11,554 --> 01:39:12,598
Is that you?

1417
01:39:13,425 --> 01:39:14,557
Yep.

1418
01:39:14,687 --> 01:39:17,473
What are you doing here?

1419
01:39:18,387 --> 01:39:19,649
Well, I was...

1420
01:39:20,737 --> 01:39:22,137
limpin' around the hood
this morning

1421
01:39:22,260 --> 01:39:24,915
and I saw your name up
in lights and...

1422
01:39:25,742 --> 01:39:26,743
I just thought...

1423
01:39:27,309 --> 01:39:29,311
Well, here's... here's a...

1424
01:39:30,442 --> 01:39:31,443
Do you wanna have a beer?

1425
01:39:32,183 --> 01:39:34,838
<i>Fifteen years, huh?</i>

1426
01:39:35,099 --> 01:39:36,361
Yeah. Just about.

1427
01:39:37,493 --> 01:39:41,497
It was 15 years this Carla
and I finally tied the knot.

1428
01:39:41,976 --> 01:39:42,977
Yeah.

1429
01:39:43,716 --> 01:39:44,848
Sorry about that. I was...

1430
01:39:45,283 --> 01:39:47,590
I was in Vietnam
doing a POW film.

1431
01:39:47,764 --> 01:39:49,804
- One of my better ones.
- Yeah, yeah. I understand.

1432
01:39:49,853 --> 01:39:51,768
You were busy with your career.

1433
01:39:52,073 --> 01:39:54,901
You could have called, though.

1434
01:39:56,251 --> 01:39:59,558
Yeah. Well, I didn't get
the invite till late.

1435
01:39:59,950 --> 01:40:01,430
The mail in Indochina...

1436
01:40:02,518 --> 01:40:04,824
Besides, I'm not the only one
who doesn't reply to mail.

1437
01:40:04,911 --> 01:40:07,349
The amount of awards ceremonies
I invited you to.

1438
01:40:07,784 --> 01:40:09,481
You never came.

1439
01:40:09,612 --> 01:40:13,572
Well, maybe...
a personal invitation?

1440
01:40:15,618 --> 01:40:17,402
Instead of sending those stupid

1441
01:40:17,576 --> 01:40:20,579
gold-embossed invitations.

1442
01:40:22,799 --> 01:40:24,061
Yeah, well...

1443
01:40:24,801 --> 01:40:28,805
I was... Well...
I guess I was embarrassed.

1444
01:40:32,722 --> 01:40:33,984
A knock on the door,

1445
01:40:34,593 --> 01:40:37,422
a personal invitation
from your kid brother.

1446
01:40:38,684 --> 01:40:40,034
That's not embarrassing.

1447
01:40:42,210 --> 01:40:43,950
Getting beat up
by your kid brother

1448
01:40:44,038 --> 01:40:46,562
in front of the woman he loves?
Now, that's embarrassing.

1449
01:40:48,564 --> 01:40:50,218
Louie, that was 30 years ago.

1450
01:40:50,740 --> 01:40:52,620
You're never gonna forgive me
for that, are you?

1451
01:40:53,134 --> 01:40:55,658
I mean, I know
I haven't forgiven myself.

1452
01:40:57,660 --> 01:41:00,967
Ah, Nicky.
Look, that wasn't it.

1453
01:41:02,273 --> 01:41:03,448
It wasn't?

1454
01:41:05,842 --> 01:41:06,843
You don't wanna hear it.

1455
01:41:07,626 --> 01:41:09,715
Yeah, I... I do wanna hear it.

1456
01:41:12,327 --> 01:41:14,198
- You wanna hear it?
- Yeah, I wanna hear it.

1457
01:41:15,678 --> 01:41:17,549
It's 'cause you made it
to the top

1458
01:41:18,246 --> 01:41:20,509
and you never even once
threw down a line.

1459
01:41:21,423 --> 01:41:23,294
You could have helped me a bit.

1460
01:41:23,381 --> 01:41:25,644
You were in a position
to do so, but you didn't.

1461
01:41:26,428 --> 01:41:27,777
You turned your back.

1462
01:41:29,126 --> 01:41:31,172
You turned your back and ran.

1463
01:41:31,302 --> 01:41:33,739
And you been running scared
ever since.

1464
01:41:36,481 --> 01:41:37,481
You're right.

1465
01:41:38,614 --> 01:41:39,919
I did run.

1466
01:41:40,572 --> 01:41:41,747
Been running my whole life.

1467
01:41:44,054 --> 01:41:45,795
But I never
turned my back on you.

1468
01:41:46,578 --> 01:41:48,102
I always wanted to help you.

1469
01:41:49,799 --> 01:41:51,192
Then why didn't you?

1470
01:41:55,587 --> 01:41:57,763
Lou... Hollywood, it's...

1471
01:41:58,982 --> 01:42:01,289
it's not like film school.
It's not...

1472
01:42:02,333 --> 01:42:04,727
it's not like theater.
It's not hugs and kisses.

1473
01:42:05,989 --> 01:42:07,033
It's tough.

1474
01:42:08,644 --> 01:42:11,864
They don't fight fair.
It's like being a street fighter

1475
01:42:12,038 --> 01:42:13,388
without a corner to sit in.

1476
01:42:13,518 --> 01:42:15,694
It's... it's every man
for himself.

1477
01:42:17,087 --> 01:42:19,045
So you don't think
I could have made it?

1478
01:42:19,133 --> 01:42:20,134
Lou...

1479
01:42:21,091 --> 01:42:22,745
you can't possibly
imagine the...

1480
01:42:24,094 --> 01:42:27,445
the humiliation, the shame,
the embarrassment that these...

1481
01:42:28,838 --> 01:42:32,450
The fear that this town can...
put on you.

1482
01:42:33,408 --> 01:42:35,714
They build you up and they take
everything from you.

1483
01:42:35,845 --> 01:42:39,414
- Your pride, your soul...
- your family.

1484
01:42:40,328 --> 01:42:42,808
You got a family.
You got a beautiful family.

1485
01:42:42,939 --> 01:42:46,377
What do I got?
I got a... fading career.

1486
01:42:46,508 --> 01:42:49,163
A fading face, fading fame.
I mean, I'm a joke.

1487
01:42:49,293 --> 01:42:50,947
You got what you wanted.

1488
01:42:55,256 --> 01:42:56,648
I'm not so sure about that.

1489
01:42:57,040 --> 01:42:59,825
Well, what is it, Nicky?

1490
01:43:00,609 --> 01:43:01,958
Huh? What do you want?

1491
01:43:02,654 --> 01:43:04,395
What is this all about, huh?

1492
01:43:06,876 --> 01:43:09,095
I don't know.
I'm... I'm confused.

1493
01:43:09,226 --> 01:43:11,185
Things used to be so simple.

1494
01:43:12,273 --> 01:43:13,273
Like...

1495
01:43:14,362 --> 01:43:15,762
when we went to the movies
with Dad.

1496
01:43:15,841 --> 01:43:17,843
Remember?

1497
01:43:18,409 --> 01:43:20,281
I remember sitting
next to him thinkin'...

1498
01:43:21,760 --> 01:43:23,284
he wants us up there
on the big screen.

1499
01:43:23,414 --> 01:43:25,068
Not in the cheap seats.

1500
01:43:25,286 --> 01:43:27,592
Up there on the big screen,
winning awards.

1501
01:43:28,289 --> 01:43:30,900
Oscars, Emmys, Tonys.

1502
01:43:31,509 --> 01:43:32,597
All that stuff.

1503
01:43:33,990 --> 01:43:35,470
- The movies.
- Yeah.

1504
01:43:35,644 --> 01:43:38,124
That's when we were family.
That's when we were brothers.

1505
01:43:38,386 --> 01:43:41,258
That's all he wanted.
And that's all I want.

1506
01:43:45,306 --> 01:43:46,350
Cheers.

1507
01:43:47,090 --> 01:43:48,918
- To Dad.
- To Dad.

1508
01:44:21,603 --> 01:44:22,603
It's Nic.

1509
01:44:23,082 --> 01:44:25,607
Oh, it's Nic!

1510
01:45:05,647 --> 01:45:07,431
Must have mixed up our luggage.

1511
01:45:09,738 --> 01:45:11,783
You left
before I could claim it.

1512
01:45:12,131 --> 01:45:14,525
Hmm. Well, I came back
to finish what we started.

1513
01:45:14,656 --> 01:45:15,744
Under one condition.

1514
01:45:15,874 --> 01:45:17,833
We shoot the final scene
in Ischia.

1515
01:45:18,616 --> 01:45:21,663
At the highest peak
of Mount Epomeo.

1516
01:45:23,055 --> 01:45:26,145
But there is no final scene.

1517
01:45:26,276 --> 01:45:28,104
There is no script.
There never was.

1518
01:45:28,409 --> 01:45:31,586
- Only an opening.
- Mm-hmm. Wait.

1519
01:45:38,810 --> 01:45:42,336
Right. Excuse the, uh,
we've got a stain.

1520
01:45:46,252 --> 01:45:48,820
But we have no money
for a <i>sosia.</i>

1521
01:45:48,907 --> 01:45:51,127
A stunt double.
Who will do the scene?

1522
01:45:52,302 --> 01:45:53,521
I'll do it.

1523
01:45:54,696 --> 01:45:55,958
Are you sure?

1524
01:45:57,089 --> 01:45:58,308
You are no longer acrophobe?

1525
01:45:58,439 --> 01:45:59,831
Mmm. Cured.

1526
01:45:59,918 --> 01:46:01,050
Done.

1527
01:46:04,967 --> 01:46:05,968
Ah...

1528
01:46:06,577 --> 01:46:07,657
But you see...

1529
01:46:08,231 --> 01:46:10,015
I can't return to Italy.

1530
01:46:10,364 --> 01:46:13,367
I have been blacklisted.
I'm sorry.

1531
01:46:14,019 --> 01:46:18,197
- I'm sorry to everyone!
- Well, that's fine.

1532
01:46:19,198 --> 01:46:22,637
I have a great idea
for a co-director. Hmm?

1533
01:46:23,594 --> 01:46:25,248
- Really?
- Yeah, really.

1534
01:46:27,206 --> 01:46:29,339
But who will co-direct?

1535
01:46:31,733 --> 01:46:32,864
A super-volcano?

1536
01:46:32,995 --> 01:46:34,039
Super-volcano!

1537
01:46:37,434 --> 01:46:38,566
- Yes!
- Yeah!

1538
01:46:38,653 --> 01:46:40,742
Nic Cassino is back!

1539
01:46:45,137 --> 01:46:46,487
Oh, God, that's it!

1540
01:46:57,367 --> 01:47:00,196
<i>- "Tonno con me."</i>
- "Come back with me."

1541
01:47:05,244 --> 01:47:06,924
Did you write
that all by yourself?

1542
01:47:08,204 --> 01:47:11,163
Actually, I had help
with Isidoro.

1543
01:47:12,774 --> 01:47:16,560
Did you tell him
you want to eat tuna with me?

1544
01:47:17,082 --> 01:47:19,171
Because that is what is written.

1545
01:47:19,302 --> 01:47:21,913
No, it's... it's the thought
that counts.

1546
01:47:22,261 --> 01:47:24,002
You have a lot of nerve
to show your face,

1547
01:47:24,089 --> 01:47:25,787
"the great Nic Cassino!"

1548
01:47:25,961 --> 01:47:27,005
Yeah, I've...

1549
01:47:27,397 --> 01:47:29,437
I've been sitting here
for an hour and a half and...

1550
01:47:30,313 --> 01:47:32,030
no one's recognized me
except this old lady...

1551
01:47:32,054 --> 01:47:36,580
No one recognized you
because no one cares about you.

1552
01:47:37,363 --> 01:47:39,104
You're... you're a phony,

1553
01:47:39,670 --> 01:47:41,455
even if you are not a <i>sosia.</i>

1554
01:47:43,544 --> 01:47:44,544
Listen.

1555
01:47:45,763 --> 01:47:47,635
You have every right
to... to be angry at me.

1556
01:47:47,765 --> 01:47:50,551
I ran away from you.
I ran away from everyone.

1557
01:47:50,681 --> 01:47:51,856
Yes, you did.

1558
01:47:52,030 --> 01:47:53,075
Why?

1559
01:47:54,206 --> 01:47:56,165
I guess it's, uh... it's...

1560
01:47:56,818 --> 01:47:59,255
I had some character
issues to resolve.

1561
01:47:59,385 --> 01:48:01,126
Uh, like a... like a backstory.

1562
01:48:01,257 --> 01:48:03,172
- Backstory?
- No, please.

1563
01:48:03,302 --> 01:48:05,174
Every great character...
Just listen to me.

1564
01:48:05,827 --> 01:48:08,699
Please. Every great character
needs a backstory.

1565
01:48:08,786 --> 01:48:09,918
And in that backstory

1566
01:48:10,048 --> 01:48:11,876
are the things
that make the character tick.

1567
01:48:12,007 --> 01:48:13,225
And sometimes,

1568
01:48:13,356 --> 01:48:16,272
you gotta go back
and reset the clock.

1569
01:48:17,012 --> 01:48:19,710
- And did you?
- Yeah. Uh...

1570
01:48:20,842 --> 01:48:22,408
Some stuff came up.

1571
01:48:22,583 --> 01:48:24,367
- A lot of stuff.
- "Stuff, stuff"...

1572
01:48:24,585 --> 01:48:25,803
Yeah, stuff, you know...

1573
01:48:25,890 --> 01:48:28,240
- Ah. Good stuff or bad stuff?
- Good, bad...

1574
01:48:29,198 --> 01:48:30,808
But... but you left.

1575
01:48:31,983 --> 01:48:33,028
You left.

1576
01:48:34,290 --> 01:48:38,947
You made people believe in you.
That you were different.

1577
01:48:39,208 --> 01:48:41,906
That you were not just
another celebrity tourist,

1578
01:48:42,254 --> 01:48:44,561
caring nothing for the mess
you leave behind.

1579
01:48:44,692 --> 01:48:46,128
Look, I'm... No.

1580
01:48:47,521 --> 01:48:50,306
Why did you come back?

1581
01:48:50,741 --> 01:48:52,264
I came back for you.

1582
01:48:52,351 --> 01:48:53,701
No, I... I did.

1583
01:48:54,528 --> 01:48:55,703
I came back for you.

1584
01:48:57,269 --> 01:48:58,532
I came back for my motivation.

1585
01:48:59,315 --> 01:49:00,316
- Liar.
- No, no

1586
01:49:00,403 --> 01:49:01,447
- No, yeah.
- No.

1587
01:49:03,101 --> 01:49:04,450
No, I'm not lying.

1588
01:49:09,151 --> 01:49:10,152
I'm sorry.

1589
01:49:27,038 --> 01:49:28,431
Whoa.

1590
01:49:29,258 --> 01:49:30,738
- I'm strong?
- Yeah.

1591
01:49:30,868 --> 01:49:31,956
- Very st... Yeah.
- I know.

1592
01:49:32,087 --> 01:49:33,610
- Ow, that actually hurt.
- Mm.

1593
01:49:34,263 --> 01:49:35,525
All right. Ow.

1594
01:49:35,960 --> 01:49:38,180
Right on the funny bone.
No, not the funny bone, but...

1595
01:49:38,789 --> 01:49:40,051
<i>Citizens of the world.</i>

1596
01:49:40,182 --> 01:49:41,487
I stand before you today

1597
01:49:41,575 --> 01:49:43,011
as we face
our gravest challenge.

1598
01:49:43,577 --> 01:49:46,536
As I speak, an asteroid
the size of a small planet

1599
01:49:46,667 --> 01:49:48,886
<i>hurtles through space
directly at Mt. Vesuvius.</i>

1600
01:49:49,191 --> 01:49:51,149
<i>I ask the nations of the world</i>

1601
01:49:51,236 --> 01:49:53,978
<i>to unleash their nuclear weapons at
the asteroid...</i>

1602
01:49:55,284 --> 01:49:57,547
<i>to destroy it
before it destroys us.</i>

1603
01:49:58,069 --> 01:49:59,462
May God be with us all.

1604
01:50:06,251 --> 01:50:08,689
Maestro...

1605
01:50:10,691 --> 01:50:11,779
With your permission.

1606
01:50:18,742 --> 01:50:19,742
And...

1607
01:50:20,657 --> 01:50:21,919
Action!

1608
01:50:29,013 --> 01:50:31,755
<i>Marcello.
They heard you. They listened.</i>

1609
01:50:31,886 --> 01:50:34,323
<i>They have sent
their entire nuclear arsenals</i>

1610
01:50:34,453 --> 01:50:37,979
<i>to destroy the asteroid.</i>

1611
01:50:51,122 --> 01:50:53,037
Marcello...

1612
01:50:53,211 --> 01:50:54,604
Do you know what that means?

1613
01:50:55,344 --> 01:50:57,041
It means the world's safe.

1614
01:50:57,389 --> 01:51:00,349
And the super-volcano can sleep
for another million years.

1615
01:51:00,436 --> 01:51:01,437
No.

1616
01:51:02,525 --> 01:51:04,440
It means a new age of peace.

1617
01:51:05,876 --> 01:51:09,227
No more weapons. No more wars.

1618
01:51:14,450 --> 01:51:17,453
<i>Marcello! Look!
Another missile!</i>

1619
01:51:17,583 --> 01:51:19,455
Time to save the world again.

1620
01:51:21,457 --> 01:51:22,850
I'm gettin' too old
for this shit.

1621
01:51:27,724 --> 01:51:28,725
Marcello!

1622
01:51:47,526 --> 01:51:50,399
And finally, a clip
from our last nominee.

1623
01:51:55,273 --> 01:51:56,797
Sorry, Luigi.

1624
01:51:57,319 --> 01:51:59,887
I'm so sorry!

1625
01:52:01,976 --> 01:52:06,415
And the winner for the Best Rip
Your Heart Out Crying Scene...

1626
01:52:07,590 --> 01:52:11,725
from the first ever
neorealistic action film...

1627
01:52:12,638 --> 01:52:15,946
It's my man, Nic Cassino!

1628
01:52:32,702 --> 01:52:33,964
Where's Papa?

1629
01:52:45,846 --> 01:52:47,325
Anybody?

1630
01:52:47,978 --> 01:52:49,414
Please!

1631
01:52:49,545 --> 01:52:50,894
Do something!

1632
01:52:51,634 --> 01:52:53,157
Please!

1633
01:52:53,636 --> 01:52:55,072
Excuse me!

1634
01:52:55,203 --> 01:52:57,335
The winner is in the toilet!