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And the nominees
for the Best Yell

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in an Action Film are...

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Vin Spiegel
in <i>Go Forth Gut-wrenched.</i>

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<i>Ten, nine,</i>

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<i>eight, seven, six,</i>

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<i>five, four, three...</i>

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And Professor Piero Pomponi
for <i>Bad Informations.</i>

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And Brick Maxwell
for <i>The Big Bang II:</i>

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<i>Light the Fuse.</i>

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And Nic Cassino for <i>Spike Five:</i>
<i>Death Match 3000.</i>

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And the award goes to...

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My God! Brick Maxwell!
Ooh! Brick Maxwell

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for <i>The Big Bang II:</i>
<i>Light the Fuse!</i>

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Whoo!

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How about a Slow Screw
Against the Wall?

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Can you believe this kid?

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Can't even do a pushup

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and he's the new face
of action films.

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Please.

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Estrogen
is the new testosterone.

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The demographic is changing

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and they want
a new kind of hero.

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One who's
a little more vulnerable.

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Shit, it's all done
with computers anyway.

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That's what I'm saying, Jack.
Award's for action films.

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Not action cartoons.
Hmm.

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- The stuff I do is real.
- Yeah.

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Fire, explosions, car chases.

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- This scar. Morocco, 2016.
- Yeah.

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You won this award
three years running.
Yeah.

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And your next film
is testing through the roof.

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You're still young.

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Jack, I'm 53.

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Fifty is the new 20.

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Yeah, right.

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Fifty. Still haven't done
my <i>Streetcar Named Desire.</i>

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The world needs to see...

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...the Brando.

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I'm gonna swallow a bug.

40
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Why don't you come by
my office tomorrow, we can talk.

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I might have something for you.
A Disney project.

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- Disney?
- Disney.

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Family films?
Yeah, why not?

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Yeah, could show my range.

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Exactly.
It's an opportunity for you.

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Interesting.

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<i>Magilla Gorilla?</i>

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What?

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It's got heat.
They're talking ensemble cast.

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Check this out.
Danny DeVito as Mr. Peebles.

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I'm not playing a gorilla, Jack!
That's where I draw the line.

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You're not gonna play a gorilla.

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Just lend your voice.
No!

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The old man would turn
in his grave

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if he knew his son
was playing an ape.

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Nic, it's a payday.

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It could be a future franchise.

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What's happening
with <i>The Horseman?</i>

59
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Listen, I gotta call you back.

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They're going
with Brick Maxwell.

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They wanted someone
a little more...

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prepubescent.

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What? What does that mean?

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Younger, Nic.

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They wanted someone younger.

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Look, kid, it happens fast
in this business.

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One day,
you're on the top of the hill,

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the next day you're over it.

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It kills me that
you're not getting the parts.

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Believe me.

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I raised my tent on your pole.
Remember?

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<i>Spike? Spike II? Spike III?</i>

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But things change.

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Yesterday,
it was underdog action heroes.

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Today, it's... teenage zombies.

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Hey, here's something
you might like.

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No cartoons, Jack. Not now.

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- No cartoons.
- No. No, no.

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A festival in Italy wants to do
a retrospective on your career.

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Why don't you take Aurora
and have a nice trip?

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I haven't seen her
since the awards.

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Uh, a retrospective?
Then go yourself.

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The Italians have
always loved your films.

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Sure. Like, where? Where is it?

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In Naples.
The Giffoni Film Festival.

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Hmm.

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I could use a bit of love.

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I think.

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Mr. Cassino?
We're ready to go.

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Great.

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Whoo!

92
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Whoo!

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Whoo!

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Whoo!

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Whoo! Whoo!

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Stay, stay, stay!
Just a moment! Stay!

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The director of the film
is in attendance

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and will be available
for a Q&A.

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Stay! Stay, stay, stay!

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Please! Just a moment!

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A question?

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I have a question.

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The American superhero,
Nic Cassino?

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Where is the conference?

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<i>Uh, Lore,</i>
<i>do you remember Fausto?</i>

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We taught filmmaking together

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at the Centro Sperimentale.

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Ah, yes, of course.
The days of hope and glory.

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I told Fabrizio,

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any service I can provide
to help his career.

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I am, as we say in Naples...

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Whatever you need.

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Do you sell life insurance?

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Ah!

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It was a joke.

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Fabrizio, you know, it's late.

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The hydrofoil for Ischia
is leaving in an hour.

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And Ombretta?

119
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She's outside trying
to get a signal.

120
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Nello is calling
to meet us at the port.

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So, very nice to meet you.
Bye.

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Our daughter.

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She's an actress.

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Can we go now?
Yes, we go.

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Is it Lello?
Nello.

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Nello, Lello.
What's the difference?

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"Marry and buy cattle

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from your own town
and you won't be let down."

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Yes. Of course.

130
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- A lot of good it did me. Hmm.
<i>- Jack!</i>

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Yep, safe and sound.

132
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Could've warned me
about the Amalfi drive.

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You know what I'm like
with heights.

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<i>Hey,</i>
<i>I got some news for you.</i>

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Mm-hmm?
<i>The Horseman</i> came through?

136
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<i>You sittin' down?</i>

137
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Uh...
I am now. I'm sitting.

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What's the news?

139
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<i>Not that kind of news.</i>

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Uh-huh?
<i>- Aurora came by.</i>

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- Right?
<i>- She's filing for divorce.</i>

142
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Hmm. Interesting.
That's... That's terrific.

143
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Yeah! I love you, too.

144
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My wife's filing for divorce.

145
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Yeah, she's off
with Brick... Brick Maxwell.

146
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Noodle arms. Spaghetti arms.

147
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The guy who pretends
he's an action hero.

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Really not. I love you, too.

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<i>Jack, you need</i>
<i>to get me out of this.</i>

150
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<i>You wanna use</i>
<i>the food allergy routine?</i>

151
00:10:00,569 --> 00:10:02,504
Yeah. Whatever, yeah.

152
00:10:03,237 --> 00:10:05,106
<i>I'll try to hold the jet</i>
<i>for you.</i>

153
00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:09,243
Right. Uh, wait.
Uh, Jack. Um...

154
00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:11,612
I need some time. Is there...

155
00:10:12,346 --> 00:10:15,316
any place out here where
I can stay low for a few days?

156
00:10:15,850 --> 00:10:17,318
<i>Well,</i>
<i>George Clooney's villa</i>

157
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:18,786
<i>is up for sale.</i>

158
00:10:18,853 --> 00:10:20,621
<i>But it's way up north.</i>

159
00:10:22,524 --> 00:10:23,824
What about Sofia's?

160
00:10:24,158 --> 00:10:25,726
<i>Vin Spiegel's staying there.</i>

161
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,295
<i>They're prepping</i>
Sergeant Stone.

162
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,931
Right, well-- God.

163
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Anywhere where no one knows
who I am.

164
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- All right.
<i>- Wait a second.</i>

165
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,574
<i>There's an Italian actress</i>
<i>who's got a villa nearby.</i>

166
00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,909
<i>Place called Ischia.</i>

167
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:45,079
Yeah. Ischia.
Sounds great. All right.

168
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Nello, I introduce
my mother, Lorella.

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Nice to meet you.
And my father, Fabrizio.

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00:11:02,631 --> 00:11:05,332
It's a pleasure
and an honor to meet you.

171
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,468
I've heard so much
of your films.

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00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:10,237
- Have you seen any of them?
- No.

173
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But I feel as I have.

174
00:11:13,575 --> 00:11:16,343
Ombretta has spoken
of them so often.

175
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Such courage to make
a three-hour film

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in this day and age.

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Courage?
Interesting point of view.

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00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,288
Listen, Lello.
Nello.

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00:11:27,922 --> 00:11:31,725
Sorry. Nello.
We are very tired.

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Six hours on the train,
three hours at the festival.

181
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Can we just go to the hydrofoil?

182
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:40,868
Papa. Nello has
a surprise for you.

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- Yes?
- Yes.

184
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A private boat and tour.

185
00:11:50,311 --> 00:11:52,012
Wow. Hmm.

186
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:15,836
And as we reach
the end of our tour,

187
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I'd like to show you
the most beautiful jewels

188
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of our exotic island.

189
00:12:27,549 --> 00:12:28,816
I am speaking, of course,

190
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of the many celebrity villas
here in Ischia.

191
00:12:32,453 --> 00:12:34,723
We are in the district of Zaro.

192
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And here,
at one time or another,

193
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,928
famous director
Luchino Visconti,

194
00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:43,430
international actress
Liz Taylor,

195
00:12:43,698 --> 00:12:46,233
and her lover, Richard Burton,

196
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,536
made Ischia
their summer residence.

197
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Sorry, can you close it?

198
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,482
Thank you.

199
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:06,688
And so, <i>signori,</i>
I now bid you <i>arrivederci.</i>

200
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,255
<i>Auf Wiedersehen.</i>

201
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,124
<i>Au revoir.</i>

202
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:11,726
<i>Ni hao.</i>

203
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,894
Bye!

204
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:50,331
Uh, excuse me.

205
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:53,635
Are you looking perhaps
for "Favuzzo?"

206
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:58,238
Oh, <i>si!</i> Favuzzo!

207
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,744
I am Angioletto.

208
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,647
Di Meglio. I am the father of--

209
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,948
Ah, Lello. Of course.
Nello.

210
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,884
Oh. Nello, Lello.
What's the difference, huh?

211
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,721
You're right.

212
00:14:12,787 --> 00:14:14,556
Thank you.

213
00:14:14,622 --> 00:14:15,856
But... But--

214
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,692
Where are the two <i>fidanzatini?</i>

215
00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:19,661
The... the young lovers.

216
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:22,831
Nello went to check
for our hotel.

217
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,532
We are very tired.
Yeah.

218
00:14:24,599 --> 00:14:26,701
Oh! You are our guests.

219
00:14:26,768 --> 00:14:29,169
Filomena has already prepared
your room,

220
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,905
and she has been cooking
for three days.

221
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:35,142
Ah, but we have just met.
We really can't impose.

222
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,910
No, no, no--
We can't impose, we--

223
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,380
With the engagement
of our children,

224
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,515
we are practically family.

225
00:14:40,648 --> 00:14:43,183
And besides
we have plenty of room.

226
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,554
Oh, come on! Come on!

227
00:14:46,621 --> 00:14:48,088
Plenty of room...

228
00:14:55,697 --> 00:14:57,464
Plenty of room!

229
00:14:59,634 --> 00:15:00,635
Lello!

230
00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:02,369
It's Nello.
Nello. Nello.

231
00:15:02,604 --> 00:15:06,106
How many kilometers?
Just ten!

232
00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:07,809
- Just ten?
- Yes.

233
00:15:07,876 --> 00:15:08,976
Ah, we are lucky.

234
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,812
Yes.
Yes.

235
00:15:10,879 --> 00:15:12,547
Very lucky.
Very lucky.

236
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,039
Nicola. <i>Grazie mille.</i>

237
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,608
Thanks for the hospitality.

238
00:15:40,675 --> 00:15:42,142
Ah, you speak Italian!

239
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:45,446
Well, kinda. Not really.

240
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,182
<i>Well, my dad taught me</i>
<i>and my brother,</i>

241
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,317
but I stopped using it
when he died.

242
00:15:50,718 --> 00:15:52,887
Ah! Your brother is died?

243
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,322
No. Uh, we just haven't spoken

244
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,458
in English or Italian
in a long time.

245
00:15:57,592 --> 00:16:00,862
I'm sorry.
My English not so fine.

246
00:16:00,929 --> 00:16:04,799
Well, my Italian's not so fine.
Ah. I think.

247
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,570
- Come. Come here.
- Great.

248
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,373
This is the gym.

249
00:16:13,808 --> 00:16:14,943
Ah.

250
00:16:16,878 --> 00:16:19,179
At any mode,
here are the keys.

251
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:24,251
<i>Accomodati.</i>
Uh, make yourself at home.

252
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:25,285
Hmm.

253
00:16:26,888 --> 00:16:28,489
Uh...

254
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,061
Hmm?

255
00:16:34,529 --> 00:16:35,597
Uh. Ask her

256
00:16:35,663 --> 00:16:37,899
if she wants to have dinner
with me tonight.

257
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,302
Ah!

258
00:16:43,938 --> 00:16:45,607
I can't, um...

259
00:16:51,579 --> 00:16:53,548
Mr. Nic, she is going to Rome.

260
00:16:53,748 --> 00:16:55,449
For the <i>Sergeant Stone</i> movie.

261
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:59,219
Ah. Well,
give my regards to Vin.

262
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,994
For anything, call me.

263
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:09,096
Mm-hmm.
<i>Chiamami.</i> The keys.

264
00:17:10,965 --> 00:17:12,767
- Bye, Nic.
- Bye.

265
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,569
Bye. <i>Ciao.</i>

266
00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:18,038
Jack, it's great.
You nailed it.

267
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,239
It's got a gym and everything.

268
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,643
And the view... Mediterranean.

269
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,244
Stunning. Beautiful.

270
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,981
Jack, I've been thinking.

271
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,917
It's time for me
to get back to basics,

272
00:17:29,017 --> 00:17:30,785
like when I wrote <i>Spike</i>
in three days

273
00:17:30,885 --> 00:17:32,286
in that sweatbox.

274
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,822
Reclaim the throne, so to speak.

275
00:17:43,031 --> 00:17:44,632
Uh, Jack.

276
00:17:44,966 --> 00:17:46,668
It's time for me
to get back to work.

277
00:17:50,638 --> 00:17:52,306
I am allergic to liver.

278
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:56,076
No. No liver.
No liver. You can eat.

279
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,211
Uh-huh.
- No liver.

280
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:02,550
Ah, do you like it?

281
00:18:03,785 --> 00:18:07,589
The balls
are the best part.

282
00:18:11,059 --> 00:18:13,661
You see... you see,

283
00:18:13,728 --> 00:18:15,863
I am convinced that here

284
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,967
I will receive an inspiration.

285
00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:20,267
An inspiration.
Ah.

286
00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:24,104
For me, coming to Ischia
is like a pilgrimage.

287
00:18:24,739 --> 00:18:28,643
And La Colombaia,
the villa of Visconti,

288
00:18:28,743 --> 00:18:31,079
is the holy land for...

289
00:18:32,914 --> 00:18:34,481
Oh!

290
00:18:34,582 --> 00:18:37,384
Perhaps our son will someday

291
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:39,854
become a famous director
like you.

292
00:18:39,954 --> 00:18:41,221
Like him!

293
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,796
Just kidding! Just kidding!

294
00:18:48,863 --> 00:18:50,330
Ah, ah.

295
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:51,766
Cheers, cheers, cheers!

296
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:53,200
Cheers! Cheers!

297
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,369
Thank you.

298
00:19:01,042 --> 00:19:03,711
Maurizio.

299
00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:05,178
- Marco.
- Mr. Nic?

300
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,180
Huh? Mr. Nic?

301
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,950
Breathe, breathe.

302
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,918
Breathe slowly.

303
00:19:11,886 --> 00:19:13,220
Breathe.

304
00:19:13,921 --> 00:19:15,623
Breathe. Breathe.

305
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,504
Fabrizio...

306
00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:51,125
Ladies and gentlemen,

307
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,561
La Colombaia is now closing.

308
00:19:54,095 --> 00:19:55,530
Please, this way.

309
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,443
Could this be...

310
00:20:44,779 --> 00:20:46,748
Visconti's writing room?

311
00:20:53,821 --> 00:20:56,090
<i>La Colombaia is now closing.</i>

312
00:20:56,624 --> 00:20:58,826
<i>Please proceed to the exit.</i>

313
00:21:03,497 --> 00:21:04,732
<i>- Eh...</i>
<i>- Papa?</i>

314
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:06,934
Papa?
Ah. Papa?

315
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,504
Oh, no.

316
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:13,473
Fabrizio!

317
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:16,978
Excuse me!

318
00:21:37,999 --> 00:21:39,000
Hello!

319
00:21:39,801 --> 00:21:42,369
Help! Please!

320
00:21:43,037 --> 00:21:45,438
Fabrizio!
Papa?

321
00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:01,088
Help. Help!

322
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,869
Help! Help!

323
00:22:15,136 --> 00:22:18,739
Help!

324
00:23:28,809 --> 00:23:34,048
Visconti's
long lost masterpiece...

325
00:23:56,137 --> 00:23:58,205
Oh!

326
00:24:26,434 --> 00:24:29,070
<i>And here we are</i>
<i>on the set of</i> The Horseman,

327
00:24:29,136 --> 00:24:30,972
<i>the latest apocalyptic</i>
<i>action film...</i>

328
00:24:31,038 --> 00:24:33,140
<i>...currently filming</i>
<i>in New York,</i>

329
00:24:33,207 --> 00:24:35,710
<i>starring rising action</i>
<i>movie star Brick Maxwell.</i>

330
00:24:38,512 --> 00:24:39,880
<i>And speaking of Armageddon,</i>

331
00:24:39,981 --> 00:24:41,816
<i>NASA's just reported</i>
<i>that the path</i>

332
00:24:41,882 --> 00:24:43,985
<i>of the massive asteroid</i>
<i>set to miss Earth</i>

333
00:24:44,085 --> 00:24:46,854
<i>by 100,000 miles</i>
<i>has been recalculated.</i>

334
00:24:46,988 --> 00:24:49,090
<i>Make that 200,000--</i>
Stupid.

335
00:25:10,411 --> 00:25:12,580
Luchino!

336
00:25:33,734 --> 00:25:35,669
"Book number one."

337
00:25:36,704 --> 00:25:39,740
- But... where is book two?
- Huh?

338
00:25:40,207 --> 00:25:42,309
Book two.

339
00:25:59,593 --> 00:26:01,629
Excuse me! Excuse me!

340
00:26:02,997 --> 00:26:05,466
- But... why is closed?
- Huh?

341
00:26:05,599 --> 00:26:08,069
<i>Inagibile.</i> Condemned.

342
00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:11,272
"Condemned due
to a recent collapse."

343
00:26:11,506 --> 00:26:14,375
But... but I must enter.

344
00:26:14,575 --> 00:26:16,811
I left something inside,
very important.

345
00:26:16,877 --> 00:26:18,379
If you wish,
I can search.

346
00:26:18,446 --> 00:26:20,181
What did it look like?

347
00:26:21,749 --> 00:26:24,285
A last glimmer of hope.

348
00:26:55,349 --> 00:26:58,185
Is there anything
I can help you find?

349
00:26:58,853 --> 00:27:01,655
The highest precipice
on the island.

350
00:27:04,325 --> 00:27:05,326
Okay.

351
00:27:05,793 --> 00:27:07,928
Come on.

352
00:27:14,603 --> 00:27:17,972
You may find what
you are looking for here.

353
00:27:18,939 --> 00:27:19,807
If not,

354
00:27:19,907 --> 00:27:22,810
there is a nice cliff
over there.

355
00:27:45,299 --> 00:27:46,400
Hello.

356
00:27:48,537 --> 00:27:49,803
It's me.

357
00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:51,906
Fabrizio Favuzzo.

358
00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:55,843
You remember? Uh, <i>Obtusion?</i>

359
00:28:05,853 --> 00:28:07,656
Maybe not, huh?

360
00:28:08,923 --> 00:28:12,159
My films are totally
forgettable, as am I.

361
00:28:14,728 --> 00:28:16,665
But to be shown the heavens

362
00:28:16,997 --> 00:28:19,133
only to be dashed to the rocks

363
00:28:19,233 --> 00:28:23,137
is crueler than any failure
I could direct.

364
00:28:24,805 --> 00:28:27,441
There must be a design for me.

365
00:28:28,577 --> 00:28:32,179
Some grand storyboard.

366
00:28:34,649 --> 00:28:37,885
If there is a way for me
to make this film,

367
00:28:37,952 --> 00:28:42,289
please, please give me a sign.

368
00:29:00,274 --> 00:29:01,275
Mm-hmm?

369
00:29:12,019 --> 00:29:14,556
My wife reminds me
we have a reservation

370
00:29:14,623 --> 00:29:16,156
at Il Bracconiere.

371
00:29:17,491 --> 00:29:19,293
I almost forgot.

372
00:29:19,827 --> 00:29:21,730
I have to drop you off,
then I am...

373
00:29:22,863 --> 00:29:24,932
...at the port.

374
00:29:25,032 --> 00:29:26,100
Ah!

375
00:29:29,203 --> 00:29:30,371
Come on.

376
00:29:55,296 --> 00:29:56,363
Fabrizio.

377
00:29:56,997 --> 00:29:58,767
Fabrizio, where are you going?

378
00:29:58,832 --> 00:30:02,936
You said it was this way
to the cliff?

379
00:31:15,242 --> 00:31:18,178
Angioletto,
it's a sign.

380
00:31:19,313 --> 00:31:23,083
<i>La Madonna</i> has shown me
a miracle.

381
00:31:23,818 --> 00:31:26,220
Nic Cassino will do my film.

382
00:31:27,321 --> 00:31:30,525
But what Nic Cassino?
That was a <i>sosia.</i>

383
00:31:30,658 --> 00:31:31,693
A body double.

384
00:31:32,159 --> 00:31:33,994
Ischia is famous for them.

385
00:31:34,395 --> 00:31:36,831
Did you see how he spoke
to you in Italian?

386
00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:40,968
No, no. No, no, it was him.
I'm sure of it.

387
00:31:42,771 --> 00:31:45,038
It's my destiny.

388
00:31:46,039 --> 00:31:50,344
Everything in my life
has brought me to Ischia.

389
00:31:51,445 --> 00:31:53,782
To find the manuscript.

390
00:31:54,148 --> 00:31:56,651
To cross paths
with the great Nic Cassino.

391
00:31:58,085 --> 00:32:00,889
We must find him. Will you help?

392
00:32:02,590 --> 00:32:04,057
To find another cliff?

393
00:32:17,337 --> 00:32:19,874
Anyone seen
Nic Cassino on the island?

394
00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:21,876
Of course. He's playing
at Cinema delle Vittorie

395
00:32:21,942 --> 00:32:23,110
in Forio for another week

396
00:32:23,177 --> 00:32:24,679
before they close
for the summer.

397
00:32:24,846 --> 00:32:25,847
No.

398
00:32:26,146 --> 00:32:28,917
Not in the cinema.
On the island.

399
00:32:29,082 --> 00:32:32,386
Angioletto,
I saw Sylvester Stallone

400
00:32:32,486 --> 00:32:34,955
- at Ischia Ponte.
- Sylvester Stallone?

401
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,995
Hi, guys.

402
00:32:42,229 --> 00:32:43,898
An ice cream. Strawberry.

403
00:32:43,997 --> 00:32:45,466
Hi, Titina.

404
00:32:46,266 --> 00:32:50,137
Titi. What do know
about any celebrities on Ischia?

405
00:32:50,304 --> 00:32:53,875
Oh, besides the fact that
they are ruining the island?

406
00:32:54,007 --> 00:32:58,178
But... but have you seen
anyone lately?

407
00:32:58,646 --> 00:32:59,647
Mm.

408
00:32:59,881 --> 00:33:02,316
There is an American
staying in Zaro.

409
00:33:02,382 --> 00:33:05,587
- At Sabrina Fiorucci's villa.
- Hmm.

410
00:33:06,053 --> 00:33:07,956
And do you know who it is?

411
00:33:10,792 --> 00:33:11,960
Who gives a shit?

412
00:33:13,895 --> 00:33:15,496
Thank you, guys!

413
00:33:15,630 --> 00:33:17,565
Bye!

414
00:33:22,069 --> 00:33:26,073
Fabrizio.

415
00:33:26,406 --> 00:33:27,542
Fabrizio.

416
00:33:29,076 --> 00:33:33,280
Who is it?
Angioletto. Come outside.

417
00:33:37,585 --> 00:33:38,753
Oh. Come on.

418
00:33:44,424 --> 00:33:45,593
Come on, come on.

419
00:33:49,831 --> 00:33:51,633
He is at Zaro.

420
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:54,201
Sabrina Fiorucci's villa.

421
00:33:55,637 --> 00:33:58,405
Who?
Nic Cassino.

422
00:33:59,072 --> 00:34:00,742
Nic Cassino? Let's go!

423
00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:05,647
Fabrizio, Fabrizio.
Are you all right?

424
00:34:06,014 --> 00:34:07,949
Yes, yes.
Okay, listen to me.

425
00:34:08,215 --> 00:34:09,651
There is a problem.

426
00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:12,286
The villa is <i>blindato.</i>
Locked down.

427
00:34:12,587 --> 00:34:15,155
There are walls
and security cameras.

428
00:34:15,289 --> 00:34:17,057
There is no way to get in.

429
00:34:20,728 --> 00:34:21,796
We need a plan.

430
00:34:21,863 --> 00:34:22,864
Yeah.

431
00:34:23,263 --> 00:34:27,035
We need actors. Props.

432
00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:28,536
Wardrobe.

433
00:34:34,441 --> 00:34:37,311
You need an assistant director.

434
00:34:37,712 --> 00:34:39,047
Lello!
Nello.

435
00:34:50,858 --> 00:34:52,894
Mr. Nic,
there is a phone call for you.

436
00:34:53,093 --> 00:34:54,094
Who is it?

437
00:34:54,461 --> 00:34:57,297
Someone named Fabrizio Favuzzo.
He said he is a director.

438
00:34:57,632 --> 00:35:00,233
Who the hell
is Fabrizio Favuzzo?

439
00:35:00,902 --> 00:35:03,236
Who the hell
is Fabrizio Favuzzo?

440
00:35:04,171 --> 00:35:05,673
He said to look out the window.

441
00:35:05,974 --> 00:35:06,975
What?

442
00:35:07,075 --> 00:35:08,576
He said to look out the window.

443
00:35:26,594 --> 00:35:30,130
What is this?
An episode of <i>Gilligan's Island?</i>

444
00:35:39,073 --> 00:35:40,575
Mr. Cassino!

445
00:35:58,291 --> 00:36:02,195
So, uh, <i>Maestro--</i>
I mean, <i>Mastro</i> Favuzzo.

446
00:36:02,530 --> 00:36:05,066
I gotta say, I'm not much
of a fan of European cinema.

447
00:36:05,165 --> 00:36:08,536
I find the, uh,
the subtitles distracting.

448
00:36:08,770 --> 00:36:10,071
But what can I do for you?

449
00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:18,245
It's not what you can do for me.
It's what I can do for you.

450
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,313
Interesting.

451
00:36:23,985 --> 00:36:25,419
I have here

452
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:29,891
an original script
by Luchino Visconti.

453
00:36:30,591 --> 00:36:34,796
An unedited opera
and neorealistic masterpiece

454
00:36:35,063 --> 00:36:40,134
based on Proust's novel,
<i>À la recherche du temps perdu.</i>

455
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,837
<i>The Search for Lost Time.</i>

456
00:36:42,937 --> 00:36:46,774
An unfinished work
and culmination

457
00:36:46,841 --> 00:36:49,276
of his artistic vision

458
00:36:49,544 --> 00:36:53,781
that has never seen
the light of day.

459
00:36:57,552 --> 00:36:58,619
And?

460
00:36:59,486 --> 00:37:04,324
And I want you to star in it.

461
00:37:04,726 --> 00:37:05,760
Hmm.

462
00:37:08,261 --> 00:37:10,798
Visconti?
Yes. Yes.

463
00:37:10,998 --> 00:37:14,736
Maybe you have heard of him?
Um...

464
00:37:15,169 --> 00:37:17,004
<i>Death in Venice?</i>

465
00:37:17,972 --> 00:37:19,239
Can't say that I have.

466
00:37:21,209 --> 00:37:22,944
<i>The Leopard? Il Gattopardo.</i>

467
00:37:24,545 --> 00:37:26,981
Uh, <i>Leopard.</i> Sounds familiar.

468
00:37:29,617 --> 00:37:32,653
<i>Bellissima?</i> Uh, <i>Ossessione?</i>

469
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:33,855
<i>Senso!</i>

470
00:37:34,889 --> 00:37:36,991
Yeah. Sex films.

471
00:37:38,325 --> 00:37:42,630
Uh, Lello? Hmm. Uh...
Um...

472
00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:46,534
<i>Rocco e i suoi fratelli.</i>
<i>Rocky and His Brothers.</i>

473
00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:50,538
It's a boxing film.
Ah! Boxing! Boxing film.

474
00:37:50,805 --> 00:37:53,174
Now we're getting somewhere.

475
00:37:53,340 --> 00:37:55,375
But have you seen it?
No.

476
00:37:55,810 --> 00:37:56,778
Listen, Favuzzo.

477
00:37:56,878 --> 00:37:58,880
I'm booked solid
for the next ten years

478
00:37:58,946 --> 00:38:01,348
doing blockbusters,
and I'm writing my own film.

479
00:38:01,582 --> 00:38:04,218
But anyway, listen.
I'll give you my agent's number.

480
00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:06,386
No, no.

481
00:38:08,321 --> 00:38:11,025
And... yeah. Just call me.

482
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:13,728
Right.
At some point.

483
00:38:14,427 --> 00:38:17,364
Okay, uh, but... but--

484
00:38:20,868 --> 00:38:22,603
Oh, uh, Favuzzo.
Yeah?

485
00:38:22,837 --> 00:38:23,905
Pleasure meeting you.

486
00:38:24,772 --> 00:38:26,874
America!
American.

487
00:38:28,676 --> 00:38:31,112
Uh, good luck with your film.

488
00:38:31,245 --> 00:38:33,581
- Thank you very much.
- My pleasure.

489
00:38:35,415 --> 00:38:39,754
Hmm. Art films.
No. No. Not happening.

490
00:38:39,887 --> 00:38:43,858
He doesn't know
Luchino Visconti.

491
00:38:44,058 --> 00:38:45,860
- Incredible.
- Maurizio.

492
00:38:46,127 --> 00:38:48,830
See if you can find me
a copy of that <i>Rocco</i> movie.

493
00:39:05,313 --> 00:39:07,682
You haven't written a page
in four and a half days.

494
00:39:08,216 --> 00:39:10,585
You wrote <i>Spike</i>
in half that time.

495
00:39:14,856 --> 00:39:15,957
Maurizio.

496
00:39:16,791 --> 00:39:20,895
I need a break.
Is there a town around here?

497
00:39:21,162 --> 00:39:22,163
Yes, Mr. Nic.

498
00:39:22,263 --> 00:39:24,497
All right. Let's...
let's get out of here.

499
00:39:24,899 --> 00:39:26,634
Ah. Where's the limo?

500
00:39:27,001 --> 00:39:30,470
No limousines in Ischia,
but we have a minivan instead.

501
00:39:30,805 --> 00:39:34,075
Mm-hmm?
Looks more like a skinny van.

502
00:39:34,775 --> 00:39:35,843
Interesting.

503
00:40:30,331 --> 00:40:33,034
<i>"Torno s..."</i>

504
00:40:33,401 --> 00:40:34,702
<i>sebati."</i>

505
00:40:37,338 --> 00:40:38,773
"Next Saturday."

506
00:40:40,775 --> 00:40:44,011
<i>"Torno subito."</i>
<i>Subito</i> not <i>sabato.</i>

507
00:40:44,078 --> 00:40:45,478
It means "right away."

508
00:40:45,579 --> 00:40:48,049
Hmm.
You don't eat lunch
in America?

509
00:40:48,382 --> 00:40:50,885
Uh, well, I usually start

510
00:40:50,952 --> 00:40:52,687
with breakfast
and a piece of fruit.

511
00:40:52,787 --> 00:40:53,621
Uh...

512
00:40:53,721 --> 00:40:55,523
How'd... how'd you know
I was American?

513
00:40:55,690 --> 00:40:59,760
Only Americans
wear boots in summer.

514
00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:00,861
Hmm.

515
00:41:01,996 --> 00:41:02,997
Interesting.

516
00:41:03,998 --> 00:41:06,901
You don't know who I am.
I... I really don't care.

517
00:41:06,968 --> 00:41:10,604
Unless you're a tourist.
Well, I played a tourist.

518
00:41:10,771 --> 00:41:12,506
- Uh, in a film.
- Hmm?

519
00:41:12,573 --> 00:41:15,042
It was a character
who spoiled a plot

520
00:41:15,109 --> 00:41:16,410
to blow up Saint Peter's...

521
00:41:16,510 --> 00:41:18,679
Uh, Nic Cassino.

522
00:41:18,746 --> 00:41:21,148
Uh, you might recognize me
from film and TV.

523
00:41:21,215 --> 00:41:22,249
Thanks.
Hmm.

524
00:41:23,317 --> 00:41:26,654
Oh, yes. I've seen your posters.

525
00:41:27,355 --> 00:41:28,456
But not the movies.

526
00:41:28,589 --> 00:41:32,393
They are too fantastic for me.
I guess they are.

527
00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:35,529
Yeah, like a video game
or a cartoon.

528
00:41:35,997 --> 00:41:37,298
Not at all important.

529
00:41:37,365 --> 00:41:39,133
What do you mean, uh, important?

530
00:41:40,835 --> 00:41:42,036
Just curious.

531
00:41:43,104 --> 00:41:47,041
I mean that important
is like Visconti.

532
00:41:47,475 --> 00:41:49,710
Like <i>Rocco and His Brothers.</i>

533
00:41:49,777 --> 00:41:52,346
About two brothers
who fight over a woman.

534
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,782
Do you know Visconti?

535
00:41:54,982 --> 00:41:58,319
Yeah. Visconti.
He did that, uh, boxing film.

536
00:41:58,386 --> 00:41:59,653
With Rocky.

537
00:42:00,354 --> 00:42:02,356
Yeah. I guess so.

538
00:42:48,202 --> 00:42:52,039
Oh, Carla...

539
00:42:57,678 --> 00:42:59,346
Sorry, Luigi.

540
00:43:01,348 --> 00:43:06,620
Sorry, Luigi.

541
00:43:16,464 --> 00:43:17,532
Thank you.

542
00:43:17,998 --> 00:43:20,101
Thank you. Very nice. Thank you.

543
00:43:30,512 --> 00:43:31,946
You're so kind.

544
00:43:36,050 --> 00:43:39,753
Favuzzo speaking.

545
00:43:42,957 --> 00:43:46,961
I have to... I...

546
00:43:47,294 --> 00:43:48,329
What?

547
00:43:51,499 --> 00:43:53,568
Who is it?

548
00:43:53,701 --> 00:43:55,202
Who is it?

549
00:43:55,336 --> 00:43:57,004
- Yeah?
- Are you okay?

550
00:43:57,071 --> 00:43:59,740
Who is it?
Are you okay?

551
00:44:02,611 --> 00:44:04,011
It's Nic Cassino!

552
00:44:04,111 --> 00:44:06,080
He wants to do your film!

553
00:44:06,313 --> 00:44:08,883
Exactly!

554
00:44:11,785 --> 00:44:13,888
Yeah, yeah. Sure!

555
00:44:15,689 --> 00:44:17,258
This is fantastic!

556
00:44:24,599 --> 00:44:25,733
Don't... don't drink.

557
00:44:25,799 --> 00:44:27,835
Don't drink too much!
Hey. Come on.

558
00:44:31,839 --> 00:44:35,042
Lello!

559
00:44:35,676 --> 00:44:38,145
Sorry. Sorry again. Sorry.

560
00:44:42,449 --> 00:44:43,784
Taxi!

561
00:45:00,602 --> 00:45:02,002
Cut!

562
00:45:04,405 --> 00:45:05,339
Come on!

563
00:45:05,806 --> 00:45:07,875
Are you all right?

564
00:45:07,975 --> 00:45:10,110
Yeah, come on.

565
00:45:10,211 --> 00:45:13,147
And so, my friend.
What brings you to Roma?

566
00:45:13,682 --> 00:45:16,685
- Uh, I have a script.
- Mm-hmm?

567
00:45:16,951 --> 00:45:20,721
I have Nic Cassino.
I need a producer.

568
00:45:20,821 --> 00:45:24,291
Yeah. And I have
the Johnny Depp, you know?

569
00:45:24,559 --> 00:45:26,528
In the film I'm making
in the back room.

570
00:45:26,595 --> 00:45:28,597
Wait. Johnny!

571
00:45:31,865 --> 00:45:33,334
Hey.

572
00:45:33,434 --> 00:45:35,202
Nice work in there.

573
00:45:40,241 --> 00:45:42,743
Dino,
when you told me

574
00:45:42,810 --> 00:45:44,878
- you were doing art films...
- No.

575
00:45:44,945 --> 00:45:46,914
...I thought--
No, no. Stop. Stop.

576
00:45:46,981 --> 00:45:50,918
Fabrizio, no. Not art films.

577
00:45:51,218 --> 00:45:53,521
Hard films. Okay?

578
00:45:53,954 --> 00:45:56,691
My friend, who goes
to see art films? Come on.

579
00:45:56,991 --> 00:45:59,594
Uh, and then again,
what is an art film

580
00:45:59,793 --> 00:46:02,930
if not a kind of soft hard film,
huh?

581
00:46:03,230 --> 00:46:07,234
But what happened
to the ambitious producer

582
00:46:07,301 --> 00:46:08,536
and director?
Hmm.

583
00:46:08,637 --> 00:46:11,573
We're going to revive
the glory days

584
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:12,773
of Italian cinema.

585
00:46:13,007 --> 00:46:15,909
Do you remember our first film?
Cannes!

586
00:46:16,010 --> 00:46:17,712
The Directors' Fortnight.

587
00:46:18,012 --> 00:46:20,649
What happened to those dreams?

588
00:46:20,814 --> 00:46:23,350
Venice? The Gold Lion?

589
00:46:23,784 --> 00:46:26,521
Yeah. But Fabrizio,

590
00:46:27,054 --> 00:46:31,158
now...
now we are old lions. Hmm?

591
00:46:31,892 --> 00:46:34,795
I'm sorry, my friend.
I'm really sorry.

592
00:46:36,230 --> 00:46:38,700
You can say no to me.

593
00:46:38,999 --> 00:46:43,937
But let me see you
say no to him.

594
00:46:49,243 --> 00:46:51,378
<i>Thank you!</i>
<i>Thank you! Great!</i>

595
00:46:51,478 --> 00:46:52,580
<i>My pleasure.</i>

596
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,848
<i>- Come on. After you.</i>
<i>- Yes.</i>

597
00:46:57,484 --> 00:47:01,021
That is the best
body double I've ever seen.

598
00:47:03,591 --> 00:47:05,627
Yeah! <i>Si!</i>

599
00:47:06,060 --> 00:47:07,762
<i>Si! Si!</i>

600
00:47:07,861 --> 00:47:11,398
Yeah! Great!

601
00:47:11,566 --> 00:47:12,466
<i>Morning.</i>

602
00:47:13,601 --> 00:47:14,602
Hi.

603
00:47:17,237 --> 00:47:19,641
If you wish,
you can also remove your hat.
Hmm?

604
00:47:19,708 --> 00:47:22,544
The word in Ischia is you are
no more than a lookalike.

605
00:47:23,377 --> 00:47:24,579
- Huh.
- Mm-hmm.

606
00:47:24,746 --> 00:47:26,046
Gotta be careful of the sun.

607
00:47:26,413 --> 00:47:29,316
Are you worried
about more wrinkles?

608
00:47:29,383 --> 00:47:32,119
Ah. Good one. I like that.

609
00:47:33,187 --> 00:47:36,357
Fact is, a suntan is the kiss
of death for an actor.

610
00:47:36,624 --> 00:47:40,427
Especially when he's filming.
Messes with continuity.

611
00:47:40,795 --> 00:47:43,130
So, you are making a film
on Ischia?

612
00:47:43,931 --> 00:47:47,301
Yeah, uh, a script by Visconti.

613
00:47:48,268 --> 00:47:49,303
Heard of him?

614
00:47:50,839 --> 00:47:52,439
Really?
Mm-hmm.

615
00:47:53,307 --> 00:47:54,308
- Huh?
- Uh...

616
00:47:54,509 --> 00:47:58,445
Yeah, uh, anyway, my process,
it's... it's complicated.

617
00:47:58,513 --> 00:48:00,782
I like to familiarize myself
with the environment.

618
00:48:00,849 --> 00:48:03,651
Get to know the people,
uh, and the settings.

619
00:48:03,984 --> 00:48:08,956
Uh, I didn't want to say,
but I'm a method actor.

620
00:48:09,858 --> 00:48:11,526
Method actor?
Mm-hmm.

621
00:48:12,126 --> 00:48:13,961
If you want a tour,
I recommend...

622
00:48:15,563 --> 00:48:18,966
Hmm. Sounds great.
How do I get to see the island?

623
00:48:20,668 --> 00:48:23,638
Come with me.
Great! Let's do it!

624
00:48:34,549 --> 00:48:37,217
<i>Ischia was born</i>
<i>from the sea</i>

625
00:48:37,284 --> 00:48:39,754
<i>by a volcano shooting</i>
<i>all the way</i>

626
00:48:39,821 --> 00:48:40,954
<i>to the highest point.</i>

627
00:48:41,756 --> 00:48:45,192
Mount Epomeo, nearly 800 meters.

628
00:48:45,827 --> 00:48:47,094
Hmm.

629
00:48:47,928 --> 00:48:50,532
Not gonna get me up there. Nope.

630
00:48:52,399 --> 00:48:56,571
The island is also divided
into six communes,

631
00:48:56,937 --> 00:48:58,807
each with its own mayor,

632
00:48:59,139 --> 00:49:02,710
which is probably
why nothing ever gets done. Hmm.

633
00:49:03,645 --> 00:49:04,646
Ischia was once...

634
00:49:08,583 --> 00:49:09,617
<i>Para...</i>

635
00:49:10,984 --> 00:49:13,253
<i>- Paradiso. Paradiso.</i>
<i>- Paradiso.</i>

636
00:49:13,387 --> 00:49:16,290
Well, it's...
it's still paradise.

637
00:49:17,559 --> 00:49:18,726
Thanks.

638
00:49:19,993 --> 00:49:22,463
Have you ever gone scuba diving?

639
00:49:23,898 --> 00:49:26,668
Scuba diving? Yeah, in a film.

640
00:49:27,167 --> 00:49:30,337
- In a pool with lifeguards.
- Hmm?

641
00:49:32,139 --> 00:49:34,374
If you really want
to see Ischia,

642
00:49:34,843 --> 00:49:37,579
the best place is underwater.

643
00:49:38,613 --> 00:49:39,514
Underwater?

644
00:49:40,481 --> 00:49:42,483
Do you want?
Yeah.

645
00:49:42,884 --> 00:49:44,151
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

646
00:49:44,284 --> 00:49:44,985
Come on.

647
00:50:01,435 --> 00:50:03,905
Hey, how are you?
Sorry about that.

648
00:50:04,304 --> 00:50:06,608
Sometimes I suffer
from claustrophobia.

649
00:50:06,975 --> 00:50:08,175
And, uh...

650
00:50:08,977 --> 00:50:11,579
acrophobia, and thalassophobia.

651
00:50:11,713 --> 00:50:16,551
Uh, what is thalassophobia?
It's, uh, fear of the sea.

652
00:50:17,217 --> 00:50:20,822
Oh, I'm so sorry!
Why didn't you tell me?

653
00:50:20,889 --> 00:50:22,824
I... I forgot.

654
00:50:23,457 --> 00:50:26,728
What's up with the bubbles?
Oh, carbon dioxide.

655
00:50:26,995 --> 00:50:29,196
Uh, Ischia is a volcanic island

656
00:50:29,263 --> 00:50:32,366
and the entire Bay of Naples
is a sleeping super-volcano.

657
00:50:32,466 --> 00:50:36,571
Um, when the bubbles rise,
there is activity somewhere.

658
00:50:38,071 --> 00:50:39,674
Super-volcano?
Yeah.

659
00:50:42,476 --> 00:50:43,545
Hmm.

660
00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:50,450
Ah.

661
00:50:55,023 --> 00:50:57,926
<i>Fade in.</i>
<i>Exterior, outer space.</i>

662
00:50:58,026 --> 00:50:59,493
<i>Smash cut to...</i>

663
00:51:02,129 --> 00:51:04,666
<i>...a fiery asteroid is racing</i>
<i>towards Earth</i>

664
00:51:04,766 --> 00:51:07,569
<i>on a collision course</i>
<i>with a super-volcano.</i>

665
00:51:08,703 --> 00:51:11,171
<i>Hmm. Interesting.</i>

666
00:51:15,208 --> 00:51:16,410
Something to drink?

667
00:51:17,679 --> 00:51:19,948
Yeah, uh,
the last one. Great.
Okay.

668
00:51:20,048 --> 00:51:21,248
Come with me. Come with me.
All right.

669
00:51:21,315 --> 00:51:24,752
Uh, listen, Nic.
We have informed the authorities

670
00:51:24,819 --> 00:51:26,253
that we are using a <i>sosia.</i>

671
00:51:26,353 --> 00:51:29,156
Body double.
No one knows that you are you.

672
00:51:29,256 --> 00:51:31,059
Only Fabrizio and I...

673
00:51:31,358 --> 00:51:34,529
and you know that you are you.
Right. Mm-hmm.

674
00:51:34,629 --> 00:51:35,830
And I am Nello.

675
00:51:35,930 --> 00:51:37,599
Assistant director.
Nello, Nello.

676
00:51:38,066 --> 00:51:39,834
I was expecting a larger crew.

677
00:51:41,268 --> 00:51:42,436
Where is everyone?

678
00:51:42,570 --> 00:51:46,239
No, no, no. Maestro Favuzzo
prefers a small troupe

679
00:51:46,340 --> 00:51:49,077
so as to adhere
to the minimalistic principles

680
00:51:49,142 --> 00:51:50,645
of the Dogma school, you know?

681
00:51:50,712 --> 00:51:53,514
Established by Lars von Trier.
Uh-huh.

682
00:51:53,881 --> 00:51:55,984
Speaking of the, uh, maestro.

683
00:51:56,050 --> 00:51:58,385
Yeah, Maestro Favuzzo. Um...

684
00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:00,153
Fabrizio?

685
00:52:02,222 --> 00:52:04,092
Papa?

686
00:52:04,224 --> 00:52:06,995
Please!

687
00:52:07,061 --> 00:52:08,096
Please help me!

688
00:52:10,197 --> 00:52:12,199
Anybody?

689
00:52:12,332 --> 00:52:14,401
I'm locked in!

690
00:52:14,468 --> 00:52:17,772
Please! Help me!

691
00:52:17,839 --> 00:52:20,173
Many of you have asked me,

692
00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:22,844
"What is the film
we are making?"

693
00:52:24,211 --> 00:52:27,515
I will now tell you!

694
00:52:30,317 --> 00:52:36,124
My film is a loose adaptation
of Marcel Proust's masterpiece,

695
00:52:36,256 --> 00:52:39,226
<i>The Search for Lost Time.</i>

696
00:52:39,326 --> 00:52:42,130
<i>À la recherche du temps perdu</i>

697
00:52:42,362 --> 00:52:46,266
as envisioned by...

698
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,670
Luchino Visconti.

699
00:52:50,404 --> 00:52:53,975
It is a story of captives
and fugitives.

700
00:52:54,075 --> 00:52:57,310
Of Sodom and Gomorrah.

701
00:52:57,679 --> 00:53:02,517
Of past, present, and future!
Of love...

702
00:53:03,584 --> 00:53:05,252
and perversion.

703
00:53:06,721 --> 00:53:09,289
For the role of Albertina,

704
00:53:09,991 --> 00:53:11,526
the love interest,

705
00:53:11,726 --> 00:53:15,530
we have my lovely
and talented daughter, Ombretta.

706
00:53:19,767 --> 00:53:22,537
And for the role of Marcello,

707
00:53:22,870 --> 00:53:24,471
we have engaged the services

708
00:53:24,539 --> 00:53:27,608
of the most capable actor
from America who,

709
00:53:27,675 --> 00:53:30,945
if he's not actually
Nic Cassino,

710
00:53:31,012 --> 00:53:34,247
is his long-lost twin.

711
00:53:34,949 --> 00:53:37,284
Whoo!

712
00:53:37,484 --> 00:53:38,351
Nic.

713
00:53:38,452 --> 00:53:40,555
What's with the... the suitcase?

714
00:53:41,122 --> 00:53:44,424
The suitcase.

715
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:47,327
The suitcase

716
00:53:47,762 --> 00:53:51,398
is the accumulated baggage
of your past,

717
00:53:51,465 --> 00:53:54,434
that which we all carry.

718
00:53:55,937 --> 00:53:58,873
Genius. Love it. Oh, uh...

719
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:00,942
Yes?
The script.

720
00:54:02,009 --> 00:54:05,680
There is no script.

721
00:54:05,747 --> 00:54:06,781
Huh?

722
00:54:07,715 --> 00:54:09,917
We improvise!

723
00:54:12,053 --> 00:54:15,089
Huh?
And action!

724
00:54:16,858 --> 00:54:21,328
In this scene, Marcello
has decided to return to Balbec,

725
00:54:21,529 --> 00:54:23,831
on the seaside, with Albertina.

726
00:54:23,898 --> 00:54:27,735
Here, grief
at his grandmother's suffering

727
00:54:28,102 --> 00:54:29,737
overwhelms him.

728
00:54:30,138 --> 00:54:33,373
He ponders
the intermittencies of the heart

729
00:54:33,708 --> 00:54:37,078
and the ways of dealing
with sad memories.

730
00:54:37,145 --> 00:54:40,447
And so, without further <i>adieu.</i>

731
00:54:40,848 --> 00:54:41,849
Slate!

732
00:54:44,652 --> 00:54:46,453
And action!
Wait, wait, wait.

733
00:54:46,854 --> 00:54:49,456
Cut, cut, cut.
Is there dialogue in this scene?

734
00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:52,292
Of course.
So where's the sound mixer?

735
00:54:52,425 --> 00:54:55,029
There is none.
We film now.

736
00:54:55,096 --> 00:54:57,265
Later we dub the voices.

737
00:54:57,532 --> 00:55:00,034
As in the European tradition.

738
00:55:00,433 --> 00:55:03,336
Well, that's great,
but for the cameras...

739
00:55:04,005 --> 00:55:05,840
how do we use our mouths?

740
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,642
Count.
Count?

741
00:55:07,708 --> 00:55:08,776
Just count.

742
00:55:10,845 --> 00:55:12,345
And action!

743
00:55:12,747 --> 00:55:13,881
One.

744
00:55:14,549 --> 00:55:15,550
Two.

745
00:55:16,918 --> 00:55:18,052
Three.

746
00:55:18,653 --> 00:55:20,988
- Four.

747
00:55:23,224 --> 00:55:25,458
Five, six!

748
00:55:28,395 --> 00:55:30,765
Six, seven!

749
00:55:33,366 --> 00:55:35,468
<i>Mamma mia!</i>

750
00:55:38,606 --> 00:55:40,274
Cut, cut, cut!

751
00:55:40,373 --> 00:55:43,110
No, no, no!
You are overcounting!

752
00:55:43,778 --> 00:55:46,647
I will not stand
for overcounting on my set.

753
00:55:46,714 --> 00:55:49,217
- No divas.
- She was fantastic!

754
00:55:52,787 --> 00:55:54,622
Too much! Again!

755
00:55:55,923 --> 00:55:57,291
Seven was good.

756
00:55:57,490 --> 00:56:01,494
Eight, so and so.
Ten is too much! Please, again!

757
00:56:09,971 --> 00:56:12,240
<i>A film? Are you nuts?</i>

758
00:56:12,340 --> 00:56:13,841
<i>How come I don't know</i>
<i>anything about a film?</i>

759
00:56:13,908 --> 00:56:16,310
Uh, it's a...
it's an art film, Jack,

760
00:56:16,376 --> 00:56:18,312
by that acclaimed
Italian director.

761
00:56:18,512 --> 00:56:22,717
You know the guy, uh, uh...
Fabrizio Fravuzzo.

762
00:56:22,783 --> 00:56:24,352
He scored the rights to, uh,

763
00:56:24,451 --> 00:56:27,154
Luchino Visconti's
unfinished masterpiece.

764
00:56:27,288 --> 00:56:29,790
The point is, we're gonna finish
the unfinished masterpiece

765
00:56:29,891 --> 00:56:33,995
and turn it into a masterpiece.
Jack, I'm feeling...

766
00:56:36,197 --> 00:56:38,199
I'm feeling rejuvenated, Jack.

767
00:56:38,566 --> 00:56:41,769
<i>The word is "senile."</i>
<i>Did they even talk money?</i>

768
00:56:43,371 --> 00:56:44,872
I'll get it on the back end.

769
00:56:45,438 --> 00:56:48,809
<i>Let's hope you don't.</i>
What? Yeah. Uh...

770
00:56:49,343 --> 00:56:50,511
Whatever. Um...

771
00:56:50,778 --> 00:56:53,014
I'm exercising,
I'm eating right.

772
00:56:53,281 --> 00:56:55,116
Uh, I'm not drinking.

773
00:57:00,755 --> 00:57:01,822
Fabrizio.

774
00:57:02,790 --> 00:57:04,759
Is it true? There is no script?

775
00:57:06,527 --> 00:57:08,930
There is and there isn't.

776
00:57:09,597 --> 00:57:12,099
I have Visconti's
shooting notes.

777
00:57:13,301 --> 00:57:15,435
But, uh...
But?

778
00:57:16,436 --> 00:57:18,572
Only for half the film.

779
00:57:19,974 --> 00:57:21,075
So how does it end?

780
00:57:21,809 --> 00:57:22,610
Abruptly.

781
00:57:22,677 --> 00:57:24,111
Abruptly?
<i>Si.</i>

782
00:57:24,178 --> 00:57:27,181
No! How do we finish the film?

783
00:57:27,949 --> 00:57:28,749
Dino.

784
00:57:28,849 --> 00:57:30,685
I will jump off that bridge

785
00:57:30,751 --> 00:57:32,687
when I come to it.
Uh.

786
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:34,555
Awesome, yes.

787
00:57:35,455 --> 00:57:38,893
Until then,
we have the great Nic Cassino.

788
00:57:42,096 --> 00:57:45,465
Jack. Jack.
Just... just relax, all right?

789
00:57:45,533 --> 00:57:47,401
Just take it easy.

790
00:57:48,135 --> 00:57:51,238
I got this, Jack.
I got four words for you,

791
00:57:51,572 --> 00:57:57,178
Nic Cassino is back!

792
00:58:21,369 --> 00:58:23,004
Mr. Nic!
Mr. Nic!

793
00:58:23,104 --> 00:58:27,908
This scene
is about involuntary memory...

794
00:59:02,009 --> 00:59:04,545
This scene is about anxiety

795
00:59:04,612 --> 00:59:07,648
and how it leads
to manipulation.

796
00:59:17,291 --> 00:59:20,094
Slate and action!

797
00:59:33,107 --> 00:59:37,512
"Story by Nic Cassino.
Untitled action film."

798
00:59:37,678 --> 00:59:41,782
And this scene
is about the nature of art

799
00:59:41,849 --> 00:59:45,352
and how drunkenness
affects perception.

800
00:59:45,820 --> 00:59:46,921
Slate!

801
00:59:48,189 --> 00:59:50,224
And... action!

802
01:00:14,516 --> 01:00:18,018
Yes!

803
01:00:21,922 --> 01:00:23,157
I'm back.

804
01:00:25,527 --> 01:00:26,894
I'm back.

805
01:00:27,562 --> 01:00:30,231
The great Nic Cassino.

806
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,902
Beautiful place.
Oh, yes.

807
01:00:35,402 --> 01:00:39,140
Is it true that you made love
to five women at one time?

808
01:00:40,407 --> 01:00:42,243
Physically impossible. No.

809
01:00:42,910 --> 01:00:46,747
Then it was five women
consecutively?

810
01:00:48,082 --> 01:00:52,052
I'm more of a sprinter
than an endurance guy.

811
01:00:53,087 --> 01:00:57,626
Then it was one woman
for five hours?

812
01:00:58,792 --> 01:01:01,095
I think that was Sting.
Uh--

813
01:01:01,328 --> 01:01:03,931
- Where's my guys?
- I can drive you home.

814
01:01:04,398 --> 01:01:05,399
If you want.

815
01:01:06,267 --> 01:01:09,203
We can go rehearse our scenes
for tomorrow.

816
01:01:11,472 --> 01:01:14,141
The... big screen kiss.

817
01:01:14,742 --> 01:01:17,845
Hmm?
The big screen kiss.

818
01:01:18,145 --> 01:01:20,281
Ah. Yes.

819
01:01:20,681 --> 01:01:24,718
Well, as an actor,
I like to keep things fresh.

820
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:27,121
Maurizio.

821
01:01:27,788 --> 01:01:29,290
Fire up the skinny van.

822
01:01:29,790 --> 01:01:31,192
Bedtime for Bonzo.

823
01:01:31,725 --> 01:01:34,028
See you tomorrow. Good night.

824
01:01:51,445 --> 01:01:55,617
Marcello has been
spending time with Albertina,

825
01:01:55,716 --> 01:01:58,986
whom he now suspects
of lesbianism,

826
01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:04,258
then tells his mother
he must marry Albertina.

827
01:02:04,526 --> 01:02:08,128
Here our protagonists give way

828
01:02:08,195 --> 01:02:12,233
to their sad
and unconsummated love.

829
01:02:14,669 --> 01:02:16,437
And... action!

830
01:02:23,277 --> 01:02:25,346
Cut! Works for me.

831
01:02:26,247 --> 01:02:28,482
- The gate is clean.
- Okay, moving on.

832
01:02:28,550 --> 01:02:30,751
No. Was not good for me.

833
01:02:31,485 --> 01:02:33,187
I want another take.

834
01:02:34,321 --> 01:02:38,125
- But we have to change location.
- Was no good.

835
01:02:38,759 --> 01:02:40,894
It, um, didn't, um...

836
01:02:41,362 --> 01:02:44,064
feel true. One more take!

837
01:02:45,766 --> 01:02:47,768
One more, please.
One more take.

838
01:02:47,868 --> 01:02:49,203
- Okay, one more.
- All right.

839
01:02:49,303 --> 01:02:52,507
Please. Thank you.
One more. Again!

840
01:02:53,173 --> 01:02:54,174
Okay.

841
01:02:58,379 --> 01:03:01,815
Uh, what about, uh, continuity?
Wasn't...

842
01:03:02,449 --> 01:03:04,653
Doesn't matter. Okay? Okay.

843
01:03:06,186 --> 01:03:07,855
And... action!

844
01:03:13,695 --> 01:03:15,730
Hey! Relax!

845
01:03:16,997 --> 01:03:17,965
Relax!

846
01:03:18,032 --> 01:03:20,367
Stop! Stop!

847
01:03:22,069 --> 01:03:24,572
Relax, relax!

848
01:03:24,673 --> 01:03:26,974
Cut! Cut, Dino! Cut!

849
01:03:33,247 --> 01:03:35,382
Stop it!

850
01:03:35,482 --> 01:03:36,751
The brakes!

851
01:03:36,850 --> 01:03:39,320
The brakes!

852
01:03:43,223 --> 01:03:44,425
Whoa!

853
01:03:48,797 --> 01:03:50,097
No!

854
01:03:51,965 --> 01:03:54,234
Stop!

855
01:04:30,772 --> 01:04:32,406
It's okay. It's okay.

856
01:04:42,817 --> 01:04:44,519
Hey, hey! Relax!

857
01:04:47,655 --> 01:04:49,657
Hey! Relax!

858
01:04:51,191 --> 01:04:52,794
Take it easy,
big fella. Just relax.

859
01:04:57,197 --> 01:04:58,499
What'd you call me?

860
01:04:59,199 --> 01:05:03,270
I said you are nothing more
than an insensitive brute.

861
01:05:03,505 --> 01:05:05,973
A punch-drunk gorilla.

862
01:05:06,106 --> 01:05:08,976
Nello! No, no, no!

863
01:05:09,042 --> 01:05:10,812
You shouldn't have
said that to me!

864
01:05:10,911 --> 01:05:13,013
Easy, easy!
Shouldn't have said that to me!

865
01:05:13,113 --> 01:05:15,082
You shouldn't have
called me that!

866
01:05:16,584 --> 01:05:19,019
Easy, calm down! Calm down.

867
01:05:20,421 --> 01:05:21,388
I'm sorry.

868
01:05:22,624 --> 01:05:23,957
Do something!
I'm sorry!

869
01:05:24,057 --> 01:05:25,760
Easy, easy!

870
01:05:26,193 --> 01:05:27,662
What have you done?

871
01:05:34,034 --> 01:05:36,604
Are you okay? Are you okay?

872
01:05:41,008 --> 01:05:43,711
My old man was the reason
I got into acting.

873
01:05:44,879 --> 01:05:47,715
My father. <i>Capisce?</i>

874
01:05:48,348 --> 01:05:53,454
Oh. Father.
Understand. <i>Capisce.</i> Father.

875
01:06:15,375 --> 01:06:17,077
My dad, he was a...

876
01:06:18,245 --> 01:06:20,447
He was a janitor. Smart.

877
01:06:20,981 --> 01:06:22,182
Cultured.

878
01:06:22,983 --> 01:06:24,184
Really cultured.

879
01:06:25,219 --> 01:06:28,055
He couldn't read
but he'd take us to the movies.

880
01:06:29,022 --> 01:06:32,259
That was his library.
Barely speak English.

881
01:06:33,060 --> 01:06:36,330
He'd say, "No, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no."

882
01:06:38,232 --> 01:06:39,701
"If you can't feel it here,

883
01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:43,337
and it doesn't make you cry
just... just a little...

884
01:06:44,539 --> 01:06:46,006
the words don't matter."

885
01:06:47,407 --> 01:06:49,309
I was nine
when he died.

886
01:06:49,677 --> 01:06:51,178
I didn't cry at the funeral.

887
01:06:51,913 --> 01:06:53,480
That's what my brother told me.

888
01:06:54,649 --> 01:06:57,652
Said I didn't have
a sensitive bone in my body.

889
01:06:59,019 --> 01:07:00,722
That's when I took up fighting.

890
01:07:05,092 --> 01:07:06,728
My brother was smart.

891
01:07:08,763 --> 01:07:10,030
Really smart.

892
01:07:10,965 --> 01:07:13,133
And kids used to beat up on him.

893
01:07:14,669 --> 01:07:15,670
Tease him.

894
01:07:17,404 --> 01:07:19,807
And I used to beat
the livin' crap out of 'em.

895
01:07:22,911 --> 01:07:24,278
We were close.

896
01:07:25,212 --> 01:07:28,482
Nothin'... nothin'
could get in between us.

897
01:07:31,886 --> 01:07:33,521
Not... not love.

898
01:07:34,722 --> 01:07:35,723
Certainly not love.

899
01:07:58,078 --> 01:07:59,446
Zi Isidoro.

900
01:08:10,457 --> 01:08:13,493
Luigi, I'm so sorry!

901
01:08:14,596 --> 01:08:18,465
I didn't...
I didn't mean to do...

902
01:08:28,241 --> 01:08:30,410
I sent Zi Isidoro home
to his wife.

903
01:08:32,212 --> 01:08:34,782
Don't worry.
Your secrets are safe.

904
01:08:35,617 --> 01:08:37,619
He doesn't understand
a word of English.

905
01:08:41,756 --> 01:08:42,790
Carmela!

906
01:08:54,401 --> 01:08:57,105
So, uh,
what's your story anyway?

907
01:08:57,170 --> 01:08:59,272
Why aren't you
married or engaged?

908
01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:01,876
Um...

909
01:09:03,443 --> 01:09:06,179
My fiancé works
on Costa Caribbean.

910
01:09:06,714 --> 01:09:08,850
He is studying
to become a captain.

911
01:09:09,050 --> 01:09:10,885
- Hmm.
- He has ambitions.

912
01:09:11,284 --> 01:09:13,121
He has plans for his career.

913
01:09:13,220 --> 01:09:16,524
Mm-hmm. But...
but he doesn't have you.

914
01:09:20,394 --> 01:09:22,063
We see each other
when he comes back.

915
01:09:22,664 --> 01:09:25,133
Here, it's normal.

916
01:09:25,265 --> 01:09:27,401
Mm-hmm?
In Ischia...

917
01:09:33,373 --> 01:09:36,911
Mm-mm.
My father was at sea
when I was born.

918
01:09:38,079 --> 01:09:41,448
And my mother raised us
to be independent.

919
01:09:42,984 --> 01:09:45,653
But I did miss my father.

920
01:09:46,186 --> 01:09:47,922
Yeah.

921
01:09:48,122 --> 01:09:51,125
Sometimes ships bring
families together,

922
01:09:51,291 --> 01:09:53,393
sometimes they keep them apart.

923
01:09:54,227 --> 01:09:56,864
Hmm. Sounds familiar.

924
01:09:57,965 --> 01:10:01,201
Except my ship's the Titanic
and my wife's the iceberg.

925
01:10:01,569 --> 01:10:03,370
Remember that scene

926
01:10:03,604 --> 01:10:05,372
when the ship
heaves out of the water,

927
01:10:05,472 --> 01:10:07,141
and looks like
a giant skyscraper,

928
01:10:07,207 --> 01:10:08,776
and you got
these tiny little people

929
01:10:08,843 --> 01:10:11,579
that look like ants and they're
falling into the abyss below?

930
01:10:11,679 --> 01:10:15,415
Talk about a multiphobic ending.

931
01:10:16,017 --> 01:10:19,587
For someone
who has saved the world

932
01:10:19,654 --> 01:10:23,256
from certain destruction
so many times,

933
01:10:23,356 --> 01:10:25,026
you... you have many phobias.

934
01:10:25,159 --> 01:10:26,961
Yeah, I do. Lots.

935
01:10:28,763 --> 01:10:31,766
But... you wanna know
what my biggest fear is?

936
01:10:32,066 --> 01:10:35,103
It's not...

937
01:10:35,203 --> 01:10:38,873
...physical danger,
real or imagined.

938
01:10:40,307 --> 01:10:41,976
The scariest thing for me is...

939
01:10:42,476 --> 01:10:45,980
...not being taken seriously.

940
01:10:47,215 --> 01:10:49,817
That's why I'm doing this film.
To prove to the world I can act.

941
01:10:49,884 --> 01:10:52,653
That I'm not some
glorified meathead or...

942
01:10:53,121 --> 01:10:55,590
some broken-down stuntman.

943
01:10:57,625 --> 01:11:01,261
You know?
It's impossible.

944
01:11:02,663 --> 01:11:05,666
Because you are
the great Nic Cassino.

945
01:11:06,167 --> 01:11:07,467
No, seriously.

946
01:11:07,769 --> 01:11:11,973
You are larger than life.
You... you really are big.

947
01:11:12,607 --> 01:11:16,276
Yeah, I guess.
IMDb has me down at...

948
01:11:17,178 --> 01:11:18,746
6'3." I'm actually 6'2."

949
01:11:19,479 --> 01:11:21,849
When I got to Hollywood,
I was shocked.

950
01:11:22,083 --> 01:11:24,484
The actors,
they're kinda small.

951
01:11:24,886 --> 01:11:26,020
Like, kinda like...
Hmm?

952
01:11:26,254 --> 01:11:28,455
Well, I don't wanna say,
but kinda like jockeys.

953
01:11:28,956 --> 01:11:33,795
Jockeys? What?
Yeah. Like a...
like a small person.

954
01:11:34,095 --> 01:11:35,229
- Oh.
- But not really.

955
01:11:35,328 --> 01:11:36,898
It is...

956
01:11:43,204 --> 01:11:44,404
Sorry.

957
01:11:52,113 --> 01:11:53,514
Sorry.

958
01:12:05,092 --> 01:12:07,360
Wow.

959
01:12:08,296 --> 01:12:09,496
Mmm.

960
01:12:10,330 --> 01:12:12,533
I guess all that training
came in handy.

961
01:12:22,944 --> 01:12:24,011
You write by hand?

962
01:12:25,947 --> 01:12:26,948
Yeah.

963
01:12:27,347 --> 01:12:28,749
Something about writing
with a pencil

964
01:12:28,850 --> 01:12:31,519
and a piece of paper
that makes it more real.

965
01:12:33,020 --> 01:12:35,656
Like a Michelangelo sketch.

966
01:12:36,624 --> 01:12:38,059
So, you are creating
a masterpiece.

967
01:12:38,425 --> 01:12:39,727
I wouldn't say a masterpiece.

968
01:12:39,794 --> 01:12:42,864
It's more of a...
an apocalyptic disaster film.

969
01:12:42,964 --> 01:12:43,764
End-of-the-world stuff.

970
01:12:43,898 --> 01:12:47,134
Why do Americans like
these kind of movies?

971
01:12:49,937 --> 01:12:50,938
I don't know.

972
01:12:52,439 --> 01:12:54,441
Maybe it gives them
a sense of hope.

973
01:12:54,542 --> 01:12:56,944
Like truth, justice,
the American way.

974
01:12:57,377 --> 01:12:58,579
Who said that?

975
01:12:58,813 --> 01:12:59,614
Superman.

976
01:12:59,747 --> 01:13:01,282
Hollywood's first action hero.
Superman.

977
01:13:01,349 --> 01:13:03,050
Around the world
in a single bound.

978
01:13:03,150 --> 01:13:04,752
Yeah.

979
01:13:06,954 --> 01:13:08,122
What's your excuse?

980
01:13:10,691 --> 01:13:11,692
For what?

981
01:13:12,660 --> 01:13:15,930
Not flying around the world
in a single bound?

982
01:13:17,031 --> 01:13:20,034
Why didn't you, um,
sail with your fiancé?

983
01:13:24,538 --> 01:13:26,874
Giosy asked me to go with him.

984
01:13:28,342 --> 01:13:29,777
I don't know why I didn't go.

985
01:13:31,279 --> 01:13:32,412
Maybe I was scared.

986
01:13:32,780 --> 01:13:34,916
Or maybe you didn't have
a good enough reason.

987
01:13:35,482 --> 01:13:37,417
Like a motivation.

988
01:13:39,053 --> 01:13:40,855
A motivation?
Yeah.

989
01:13:41,322 --> 01:13:42,857
Every character needs
a motivation

990
01:13:42,990 --> 01:13:46,493
in order to move forward,
to do great things.

991
01:13:46,994 --> 01:13:48,029
Oh, like...

992
01:13:48,296 --> 01:13:49,429
...save the world?

993
01:13:49,797 --> 01:13:51,464
Like <i>salute.</i> "Save."
"Save."

994
01:13:51,766 --> 01:13:53,200
"Save... save."

995
01:13:53,433 --> 01:13:55,069
Save the world?
Save the world.

996
01:13:55,136 --> 01:13:56,871
Again and again...
And again.

997
01:13:57,470 --> 01:13:59,006
And again...
And again.

998
01:13:59,472 --> 01:14:01,108
And again.
And again.

999
01:14:01,242 --> 01:14:02,475
And again.

1000
01:14:17,725 --> 01:14:20,728
Luigi!

1001
01:14:22,129 --> 01:14:24,198
What's happening? Oh.

1002
01:14:26,067 --> 01:14:27,500
Hi. Um...

1003
01:14:28,970 --> 01:14:29,971
Um...

1004
01:14:30,470 --> 01:14:32,673
I have a tour group
this morning.

1005
01:14:32,807 --> 01:14:35,910
Germans. Very punctual.
Ah.

1006
01:14:36,777 --> 01:14:39,413
Well, uh...
I know you're busy today,

1007
01:14:39,513 --> 01:14:41,481
but you wanna maybe
hang out tomorrow?

1008
01:14:41,782 --> 01:14:45,252
Come on set
and see some real acting?

1009
01:14:47,487 --> 01:14:48,756
Um...

1010
01:14:57,431 --> 01:14:58,766
Maybe.

1011
01:15:14,415 --> 01:15:15,716
Maybe.

1012
01:15:17,385 --> 01:15:18,886
Maybe.

1013
01:15:37,405 --> 01:15:38,839
Ha!

1014
01:15:41,008 --> 01:15:42,009
<i>No?</i>

1015
01:16:11,739 --> 01:16:13,508
We have a film
to finish. No?

1016
01:16:13,574 --> 01:16:15,009
Yes, that's right!

1017
01:16:15,242 --> 01:16:16,444
And Ombretta?

1018
01:16:17,512 --> 01:16:18,779
Shut up! We are better.

1019
01:16:18,879 --> 01:16:19,947
Women's problems, you know?

1020
01:16:20,047 --> 01:16:21,816
"Women's problems."

1021
01:16:22,983 --> 01:16:24,285
Nothing in the oven.

1022
01:16:24,351 --> 01:16:25,653
We are in the clear.

1023
01:16:25,719 --> 01:16:27,556
"Nothing in the oven!"

1024
01:16:27,655 --> 01:16:28,789
Nothing in the oven!

1025
01:16:34,128 --> 01:16:35,096
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1026
01:16:35,196 --> 01:16:38,332
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa!

1027
01:16:38,432 --> 01:16:40,935
Whoa, whoa!

1028
01:16:41,102 --> 01:16:42,336
Hey, the cops!

1029
01:16:42,403 --> 01:16:44,105
Someone's called the cops.

1030
01:16:48,275 --> 01:16:49,276
From Rome.

1031
01:16:49,710 --> 01:16:50,911
The dailies!

1032
01:16:51,580 --> 01:16:52,613
The dailies!

1033
01:16:52,713 --> 01:16:55,116
The dailies, yeah.
The dailies...

1034
01:16:59,588 --> 01:17:01,088
The great Nic Cassino!

1035
01:17:02,790 --> 01:17:04,959
Dailies! Nothing happened!

1036
01:17:05,059 --> 01:17:06,260
Wanna grab it?

1037
01:17:08,696 --> 01:17:09,763
The dailies!

1038
01:17:09,897 --> 01:17:12,099
The dailies!
Yeah.

1039
01:17:31,118 --> 01:17:33,120
Hmm.
Mm.

1040
01:17:39,493 --> 01:17:41,328
Dailies.

1041
01:17:42,396 --> 01:17:43,764
Not bad.

1042
01:18:27,374 --> 01:18:28,776
Hmm.

1043
01:18:54,201 --> 01:18:55,202
Wow.

1044
01:19:12,119 --> 01:19:14,221
Genius.

1045
01:19:20,995 --> 01:19:23,163
Shame on you.

1046
01:19:23,797 --> 01:19:27,167
Poor Nello.
Poor son of mine.

1047
01:19:39,113 --> 01:19:39,913
Lorella...

1048
01:19:40,114 --> 01:19:42,049
Where is the cliff?
What?

1049
01:19:42,383 --> 01:19:43,518
The cliff.
Come on.

1050
01:19:43,685 --> 01:19:45,252
It wasn't that bad.

1051
01:19:54,629 --> 01:19:55,863
What have you done?

1052
01:20:00,635 --> 01:20:03,337
<i>- Jack, it's me.
- </i> <i>Nic,</i> <i>where the hell have you been?</i>

1053
01:20:03,404 --> 01:20:04,905
<i>I've been trying</i>
<i>to reach you all day.</i>

1054
01:20:05,339 --> 01:20:08,108
I've been on set all day. Jack,
you gotta get me out of here.

1055
01:20:08,342 --> 01:20:09,410
Why'd you call?

1056
01:20:09,778 --> 01:20:11,045
<i>You won't believe</i>
<i>what happened.</i>

1057
01:20:11,312 --> 01:20:13,080
<i>Brick Maxwell's</i>
<i>in the hospital.</i>

1058
01:20:13,314 --> 01:20:15,382
<i>Some kind</i>
<i>of intestinal infection.</i>

1059
01:20:15,583 --> 01:20:16,817
<i>He says it's from colonics,</i>

1060
01:20:16,950 --> 01:20:19,386
<i>but the word is it has more</i>
<i>to do with a small rodent.</i>

1061
01:20:19,788 --> 01:20:22,022
<i>Anyway, kid, the part's yours.</i>

1062
01:20:22,923 --> 01:20:25,059
- What part?
<i>- The Horseman.</i>

1063
01:20:25,392 --> 01:20:26,594
<i>They want you, Nic.</i>

1064
01:20:26,761 --> 01:20:28,195
<i>But you gotta get here</i>
<i>right away.</i>

1065
01:20:28,329 --> 01:20:31,131
<i>They're filming already.</i>
<i>How soon can you leave?</i>

1066
01:20:32,132 --> 01:20:33,133
<i>Nic?</i>

1067
01:21:38,733 --> 01:21:39,734
Are you sure?

1068
01:21:39,967 --> 01:21:41,669
I checked with Tonino
at the port.

1069
01:21:42,236 --> 01:21:44,304
He rented a boat
early this morning

1070
01:21:44,438 --> 01:21:45,439
for the mainland.

1071
01:21:46,407 --> 01:21:47,474
He's gone.

1072
01:21:48,843 --> 01:21:50,077
Gone?

1073
01:22:05,159 --> 01:22:06,493
Fabrizio Favuzzo?

1074
01:22:07,394 --> 01:22:08,195
Depends.

1075
01:22:08,328 --> 01:22:10,030
I am here
on behalf of the SIAE.

1076
01:22:10,197 --> 01:22:12,534
<i>Società Italiana di Artisti</i>
<i>e Editori.</i>

1077
01:22:13,333 --> 01:22:16,937
I have an order to confiscate
all film and pirated material.

1078
01:22:18,105 --> 01:22:19,239
And the manuscript?

1079
01:22:20,508 --> 01:22:22,811
Uh... What manuscript?

1080
01:22:23,076 --> 01:22:24,278
Visconti's manuscript.

1081
01:22:24,378 --> 01:22:29,483
Ah.
I have no manuscript.

1082
01:22:31,018 --> 01:22:32,386
I have no script.

1083
01:22:33,688 --> 01:22:35,489
I have no actor.

1084
01:22:36,957 --> 01:22:38,392
I have no film.

1085
01:22:39,293 --> 01:22:40,562
No career.

1086
01:22:41,361 --> 01:22:42,697
No life insurance.

1087
01:22:46,366 --> 01:22:49,303
Fabrizio's been blacklisted.

1088
01:22:49,637 --> 01:22:51,773
For copyright violation
and infringement

1089
01:22:51,873 --> 01:22:54,374
of intellectual property rights.

1090
01:22:54,609 --> 01:22:55,610
Fabrizio.

1091
01:23:00,682 --> 01:23:01,982
To the cliff!

1092
01:23:10,792 --> 01:23:12,694
Ah!

1093
01:23:13,060 --> 01:23:14,829
Ombretta!

1094
01:23:14,929 --> 01:23:16,997
Come on. Hey, hey!

1095
01:23:19,032 --> 01:23:20,033
Eat something!

1096
01:23:46,493 --> 01:23:48,763
He has gone
back to Hollywood

1097
01:23:48,897 --> 01:23:51,331
and abandoned everyone.

1098
01:23:52,567 --> 01:23:53,635
What do you mean?

1099
01:23:54,869 --> 01:23:57,304
"The great Nic Cassino."

1100
01:23:57,605 --> 01:24:00,440
Nic Cassino was in this film?

1101
01:24:03,443 --> 01:24:06,614
Unfortunately,
he was just a <i>sosia,</i>

1102
01:24:06,681 --> 01:24:07,782
a body double.

1103
01:24:08,550 --> 01:24:11,519
The real Nic Cassino
would never run away.

1104
01:24:22,062 --> 01:24:24,566
Oh! Ombretta.

1105
01:24:31,673 --> 01:24:33,106
Bye.

1106
01:24:34,141 --> 01:24:35,409
Thank you.
Mm.

1107
01:24:39,614 --> 01:24:40,615
Bye.

1108
01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:50,290
Bye!

1109
01:24:56,296 --> 01:24:58,398
There is just one thing.

1110
01:24:58,733 --> 01:25:01,569
It is Lello or Nello?

1111
01:25:03,972 --> 01:25:05,305
What difference now?

1112
01:25:19,486 --> 01:25:20,722
And action!

1113
01:25:23,725 --> 01:25:25,526
Cut, cut, cut!

1114
01:25:26,126 --> 01:25:27,494
I know it's a lot to ask,

1115
01:25:27,595 --> 01:25:29,631
but could you just hit
your mark and snarl?

1116
01:25:29,697 --> 01:25:32,066
Okay? We'll think about acting
in post, right?

1117
01:25:32,834 --> 01:25:36,037
What's with the suitcase?
What's with the suitcase?

1118
01:25:36,104 --> 01:25:38,006
Let's just say I found it

1119
01:25:38,138 --> 01:25:39,306
amidst the apocalyptic ruins

1120
01:25:39,373 --> 01:25:41,542
and I'm returning it
to a needy family.

1121
01:25:41,809 --> 01:25:43,611
You're the Fourth Horseman
of the Apocalypse!

1122
01:25:43,711 --> 01:25:46,179
You're the Pale Rider,
not the Pony Express!

1123
01:25:46,380 --> 01:25:49,249
You bring death and destruction,
not lost luggage!

1124
01:25:51,753 --> 01:25:52,687
That's cold!

1125
01:25:52,820 --> 01:25:55,222
Is it too much to ask
for a hot latte for Chrissake?

1126
01:25:55,823 --> 01:25:56,824
Damn it!

1127
01:25:57,925 --> 01:25:59,326
Nic! Honey!

1128
01:26:03,031 --> 01:26:06,634
The <i>ATM</i> morning show
wants an exclusive interview!

1129
01:26:06,701 --> 01:26:09,236
Are you free tomorrow?

1130
01:26:10,437 --> 01:26:12,740
I'll think about it.
Oh.

1131
01:27:30,484 --> 01:27:31,485
Papa?

1132
01:27:32,854 --> 01:27:35,489
Ombretta, please go outside.

1133
01:27:35,890 --> 01:27:38,693
I can't bear for you
to watch me shoveling shit.

1134
01:27:41,095 --> 01:27:43,631
I just wanted
to tell you that...

1135
01:27:50,004 --> 01:27:51,773
I'm not going back to school.

1136
01:27:53,574 --> 01:27:54,942
But why?

1137
01:27:55,275 --> 01:27:56,677
Let's face it.

1138
01:27:57,745 --> 01:27:58,913
I'm not an actress.

1139
01:28:01,149 --> 01:28:02,349
What's the point?

1140
01:28:03,283 --> 01:28:06,187
Well, there are
many roles in film.

1141
01:28:06,687 --> 01:28:09,322
Perhaps you could direct,
like your father, huh?

1142
01:28:11,592 --> 01:28:14,529
No, eh? What about Lello?

1143
01:28:15,029 --> 01:28:16,664
Please. Nello.

1144
01:28:19,066 --> 01:28:20,500
You were right, Papa.

1145
01:28:24,304 --> 01:28:26,874
Nello was too jealous.

1146
01:28:27,440 --> 01:28:30,645
Possessive. Hotheaded.

1147
01:28:32,246 --> 01:28:33,446
I don't know.

1148
01:28:35,348 --> 01:28:38,385
I would be better
with someone like you.

1149
01:28:39,153 --> 01:28:41,354
- Like me?
- Yeah, you know.

1150
01:28:41,956 --> 01:28:43,057
Lukewarm.

1151
01:28:43,858 --> 01:28:46,060
Temperate. Stoic.

1152
01:28:46,561 --> 01:28:51,532
Able to deal with failure
and disappointment.

1153
01:28:51,866 --> 01:28:53,034
Of course.

1154
01:28:53,835 --> 01:28:57,638
I almost forgot.
Nello asked me to give you this.

1155
01:28:58,306 --> 01:29:00,942
He says it's rightfully yours.

1156
01:29:08,783 --> 01:29:10,885
I love you, Papa.

1157
01:29:11,886 --> 01:29:12,954
Me too.

1158
01:29:25,365 --> 01:29:26,667
<i>A janitor...</i>

1159
01:29:29,904 --> 01:29:31,606
<i>Smart. Cultured.</i>

1160
01:29:33,074 --> 01:29:34,342
<i>Really cultured.</i>

1161
01:29:34,876 --> 01:29:37,410
<i>Couldn't read, but he'd take</i>
<i>us to the movies.</i>

1162
01:29:38,646 --> 01:29:41,816
<i>That was his library.</i>
<i>Barely speak English.</i>

1163
01:29:59,499 --> 01:30:00,701
Fabrizio...

1164
01:30:03,170 --> 01:30:04,471
You are awake?

1165
01:30:06,741 --> 01:30:09,476
I need to speak to you
about something.

1166
01:30:12,445 --> 01:30:14,115
Listen...

1167
01:30:15,216 --> 01:30:18,853
If you want to separate,
I understand.

1168
01:30:19,654 --> 01:30:22,323
After all, who wants to live
with a failure.

1169
01:30:22,823 --> 01:30:25,425
But divorce
is out of the question.

1170
01:30:26,093 --> 01:30:27,261
It's not for the money,

1171
01:30:27,595 --> 01:30:31,065
but I just wouldn't know
how to tell Ombretta...

1172
01:30:35,569 --> 01:30:36,904
What's come over you?

1173
01:30:37,171 --> 01:30:38,906
A divorce? A separation?

1174
01:30:41,809 --> 01:30:44,111
No, I just wanted to say

1175
01:30:44,312 --> 01:30:46,280
that for once in my life,

1176
01:30:46,714 --> 01:30:49,550
I was very proud of you.

1177
01:30:51,719 --> 01:30:54,922
The way you directed
the great Nic Cassino.

1178
01:30:55,523 --> 01:30:59,827
I mean, how you persevered
against all good reason,

1179
01:31:00,328 --> 01:31:02,462
with <i>buon senso,</i> sound judgment.

1180
01:31:03,397 --> 01:31:05,066
And your juvenile faith...

1181
01:31:05,566 --> 01:31:07,301
...and sheer stubborn,

1182
01:31:07,401 --> 01:31:09,737
narrow-minded
pigheadedness was--

1183
01:31:09,837 --> 01:31:14,208
Stop, stop, stop.
You had me at "pigheaded."

1184
01:31:17,477 --> 01:31:18,679
Okay.

1185
01:31:23,284 --> 01:31:24,385
In any event,

1186
01:31:24,885 --> 01:31:27,121
I don't think you're a failure.

1187
01:31:32,326 --> 01:31:33,961
At least, not yet.

1188
01:31:40,067 --> 01:31:41,836
What do you mean, "not yet?"

1189
01:31:47,041 --> 01:31:48,476
You are only a failure

1190
01:31:48,576 --> 01:31:50,511
if you don't finish
what you start.

1191
01:31:51,278 --> 01:31:53,814
But... how can I finish?

1192
01:31:55,016 --> 01:31:58,586
I have been banned from working
in Italy ever again.

1193
01:31:59,220 --> 01:32:00,354
Blacklisted.

1194
01:32:00,921 --> 01:32:04,091
And who says that you have
to finish this film in Italy?

1195
01:32:04,625 --> 01:32:06,093
Who says that?

1196
01:32:14,769 --> 01:32:16,103
Where did you get this?

1197
01:32:17,071 --> 01:32:20,441
I cashed in
your life insurance policy.

1198
01:32:20,975 --> 01:32:24,545
But...
I don't have a life insurance.

1199
01:32:26,515 --> 01:32:27,748
Really?

1200
01:32:30,017 --> 01:32:31,052
Good night.

1201
01:32:44,899 --> 01:32:46,100
Good night.

1202
01:32:49,970 --> 01:32:52,073
Francesca.

1203
01:32:52,173 --> 01:32:55,209
Can you grab me some ice
and a wrap for my knee, please?

1204
01:32:55,309 --> 01:32:58,212
I gotta run down
the street for some ice.

1205
01:33:01,916 --> 01:33:03,717
What the hell's
in that thing anyway?

1206
01:33:58,205 --> 01:33:59,206
Hmm.

1207
01:34:00,441 --> 01:34:02,209
The accumulated baggage.

1208
01:34:03,644 --> 01:34:05,379
It was Favuzzo's all along.

1209
01:34:21,162 --> 01:34:22,763
Interesting.

1210
01:34:22,830 --> 01:34:25,332
<i>And action!</i>

1211
01:34:27,868 --> 01:34:29,203
<i>Hey, hey. Pull over.</i>

1212
01:34:29,370 --> 01:34:31,372
Pull up here.

1213
01:34:45,119 --> 01:34:47,288
Carla.
Sorry.

1214
01:34:47,721 --> 01:34:48,923
- Nic!
- Hey.

1215
01:34:49,423 --> 01:34:50,424
How are you?

1216
01:34:50,891 --> 01:34:52,661
- Good. How are you?
- It's great to see you.

1217
01:34:52,760 --> 01:34:55,296
Yeah, you too.
What are you doing? PA?

1218
01:34:55,396 --> 01:34:56,565
Yeah, right.

1219
01:34:56,631 --> 01:34:58,999
Um, I got a call
from the film commission.

1220
01:34:59,099 --> 01:35:01,670
They asked me
to cast us some extras

1221
01:35:01,735 --> 01:35:03,804
on an international film
from Italy.

1222
01:35:03,871 --> 01:35:05,406
- Hmm.
- Yeah.

1223
01:35:05,739 --> 01:35:06,907
Maybe you heard about it.

1224
01:35:07,609 --> 01:35:10,844
Ah, yeah. Mm-hmm.
Quite a cast,
don't you think?

1225
01:35:10,945 --> 01:35:12,446
Yeah, I do. It's, uh-- Yeah.

1226
01:35:12,547 --> 01:35:14,014
I was... I was there
for a film festival.

1227
01:35:14,114 --> 01:35:15,749
They asked me
to do a couple of scenes.

1228
01:35:15,816 --> 01:35:18,385
I thought, "Hey, why not?"
Just help 'em out.

1229
01:35:18,485 --> 01:35:20,221
Hmm. Hmm.

1230
01:35:20,788 --> 01:35:22,356
Uh, how's Luigi?

1231
01:35:22,657 --> 01:35:26,160
- Uh... He's good.
- Good, good.

1232
01:35:26,628 --> 01:35:28,697
Anyway, I...
I'm not feeling too good.

1233
01:35:28,796 --> 01:35:31,165
I'm on painkillers
for my... my knee.

1234
01:35:31,566 --> 01:35:33,200
So I gotta split.
Sure.

1235
01:35:33,367 --> 01:35:35,469
Anyway, it was...
it was great seeing you.

1236
01:35:35,570 --> 01:35:36,837
You too.
Yeah.

1237
01:35:36,937 --> 01:35:38,472
Really good.
Oh.

1238
01:35:39,340 --> 01:35:40,341
All right.

1239
01:35:40,975 --> 01:35:42,343
Take care.
Bye.

1240
01:35:56,857 --> 01:35:58,225
Please...

1241
01:36:07,368 --> 01:36:09,069
Carla?
Hi, Nic.

1242
01:36:09,704 --> 01:36:11,438
Come in.
Thank you.

1243
01:36:12,072 --> 01:36:15,075
Uh, you want a drink?
Uh, sure.

1244
01:36:15,376 --> 01:36:18,145
All right, um, take a seat.
Thank you.

1245
01:36:21,115 --> 01:36:23,284
<i>- How's little Cosimo?</i>
<i>- He's getting big.</i>

1246
01:36:23,384 --> 01:36:27,021
He'll be nine in September.
Nine. Whoa.

1247
01:36:27,589 --> 01:36:30,759
And Luigi has a show opening.

1248
01:36:30,858 --> 01:36:34,094
And he's anxious as usual.
You know Luigi.

1249
01:36:34,529 --> 01:36:38,065
Yeah. Well, that's good for him.

1250
01:36:39,033 --> 01:36:40,401
Luigi doesn't know I came.

1251
01:36:41,636 --> 01:36:43,871
But I told him
about your work in Italy

1252
01:36:44,004 --> 01:36:45,806
and he was pretty impressed.

1253
01:36:47,875 --> 01:36:49,243
Impressed or embarrassed?

1254
01:36:49,611 --> 01:36:53,981
Nic.
Well, he's always...

1255
01:36:54,915 --> 01:36:56,183
hated my acting.

1256
01:36:57,752 --> 01:36:59,153
You know how Luigi is.

1257
01:36:59,987 --> 01:37:01,822
It's kind of tough for him
to admit your success.

1258
01:37:01,989 --> 01:37:04,526
I mean, you're his kid brother.

1259
01:37:05,627 --> 01:37:09,263
Yeah. I'm his kid brother. Hmm.

1260
01:37:10,699 --> 01:37:12,534
Used to call me
Punchy the Gorilla.

1261
01:37:12,767 --> 01:37:14,835
Like that stuffed animal
we had as kids.

1262
01:37:15,202 --> 01:37:18,872
But we were close.
I had his back.

1263
01:37:19,774 --> 01:37:22,744
Until this...
pretty girl comes along

1264
01:37:22,843 --> 01:37:24,445
and changes everything.

1265
01:37:25,212 --> 01:37:29,551
I lost my brother
and my girl to one left hook.

1266
01:37:30,785 --> 01:37:32,853
If there's one punch
I could take back,

1267
01:37:33,253 --> 01:37:34,254
it'd be that.

1268
01:37:36,957 --> 01:37:38,359
It wouldn't have mattered.

1269
01:37:40,160 --> 01:37:42,196
I still would have picked Luigi.

1270
01:37:45,633 --> 01:37:46,967
Nic...

1271
01:37:49,236 --> 01:37:52,005
I never thought you
stupid or insensitive.

1272
01:37:53,107 --> 01:37:55,175
I just liked Luigi better.

1273
01:38:02,550 --> 01:38:05,687
Luigi gave this to little Cosimo
on his third birthday

1274
01:38:05,787 --> 01:38:07,421
and kind of outgrown it.

1275
01:38:08,055 --> 01:38:10,157
I thought you might like
to have it.

1276
01:38:20,434 --> 01:38:22,771
Punchy the Gorilla.

1277
01:38:23,303 --> 01:38:25,640
Nic,
take care of yourself, okay?

1278
01:38:26,875 --> 01:38:28,409
Yeah. You too.

1279
01:38:28,976 --> 01:38:30,310
- Bye.
- Bye.

1280
01:38:43,625 --> 01:38:45,058
Get a grip, Cassino.

1281
01:39:05,312 --> 01:39:07,981
- Who's there?
- Luigi.

1282
01:39:09,617 --> 01:39:10,618
Nicky?

1283
01:39:11,418 --> 01:39:12,453
Is that you?

1284
01:39:13,320 --> 01:39:14,188
Yep.

1285
01:39:14,288 --> 01:39:17,357
What are you doing here?

1286
01:39:18,058 --> 01:39:19,493
Well, I was...

1287
01:39:20,327 --> 01:39:21,863
limpin' around the hood
this morning

1288
01:39:21,995 --> 01:39:24,699
and I saw your name up
in lights and...

1289
01:39:25,567 --> 01:39:26,568
I just thought--

1290
01:39:27,000 --> 01:39:29,236
Well, here's... here's a--

1291
01:39:30,103 --> 01:39:31,338
Do you wanna have a beer?

1292
01:39:31,906 --> 01:39:34,642
<i>Fifteen years, huh?</i>

1293
01:39:34,843 --> 01:39:36,276
Yeah. Just about.

1294
01:39:37,144 --> 01:39:41,381
It was 15 years this Carla
and I finally tied the knot.

1295
01:39:41,749 --> 01:39:42,750
Yeah.

1296
01:39:43,551 --> 01:39:44,652
Sorry about that. I was...

1297
01:39:44,985 --> 01:39:47,221
I was in Vietnam
doing a POW film.

1298
01:39:47,354 --> 01:39:49,557
One of my better ones.
Yeah, yeah. I understand.

1299
01:39:49,657 --> 01:39:51,358
You were busy with your career.

1300
01:39:51,593 --> 01:39:54,696
You could have called, though.

1301
01:39:55,730 --> 01:39:59,433
Yeah. Well, I didn't get
the invite till late.

1302
01:39:59,734 --> 01:40:01,335
The mail in Indochina...

1303
01:40:02,169 --> 01:40:04,404
Besides, I'm not the only one
who doesn't reply to mail.

1304
01:40:04,471 --> 01:40:07,274
The amount of awards ceremonies
I invited you to.

1305
01:40:07,609 --> 01:40:09,142
You never came.

1306
01:40:09,243 --> 01:40:13,447
Well, maybe...
a personal invitation?

1307
01:40:15,249 --> 01:40:17,084
Instead of sending those stupid

1308
01:40:17,217 --> 01:40:20,454
gold-embossed invitations.

1309
01:40:22,624 --> 01:40:23,825
Yeah, well...

1310
01:40:24,391 --> 01:40:28,630
I was-- Well--
I guess I was embarrassed.

1311
01:40:32,332 --> 01:40:33,768
A knock on the door,

1312
01:40:34,234 --> 01:40:37,337
a personal invitation
from your kid brother.

1313
01:40:38,540 --> 01:40:40,040
That's not embarrassing.

1314
01:40:41,943 --> 01:40:43,511
Getting beat up
by your kid brother

1315
01:40:43,578 --> 01:40:46,446
in front of the woman he loves?
Now, that's embarrassing.

1316
01:40:48,215 --> 01:40:49,951
Louie, that was 30 years ago.

1317
01:40:50,350 --> 01:40:52,219
You're never gonna forgive me
for that, are you?

1318
01:40:52,654 --> 01:40:55,523
I mean, I know
I haven't forgiven myself.

1319
01:40:57,291 --> 01:41:00,762
Ah, Nicky.
Look, that wasn't it.

1320
01:41:01,996 --> 01:41:03,363
It wasn't?

1321
01:41:05,667 --> 01:41:06,668
You don't wanna hear it.

1322
01:41:07,267 --> 01:41:09,571
Yeah, I... I do wanna hear it.

1323
01:41:12,040 --> 01:41:14,174
You wanna hear it?
Yeah, I wanna hear it.

1324
01:41:15,309 --> 01:41:17,210
It's 'cause you made it
to the top

1325
01:41:17,745 --> 01:41:20,414
and you never even once
threw down a line.

1326
01:41:21,114 --> 01:41:22,784
You could have helped me a bit.

1327
01:41:22,850 --> 01:41:25,520
You were in a position
to do so, but you didn't.

1328
01:41:26,119 --> 01:41:27,622
You turned your back.

1329
01:41:28,890 --> 01:41:30,925
You turned your back and ran.

1330
01:41:31,025 --> 01:41:33,595
And you been running scared
ever since.

1331
01:41:36,196 --> 01:41:37,364
You're right.

1332
01:41:38,498 --> 01:41:39,734
I did run.

1333
01:41:40,233 --> 01:41:41,603
Been running my whole life.

1334
01:41:43,605 --> 01:41:45,640
But I never
turned my back on you.

1335
01:41:46,239 --> 01:41:47,875
I always wanted to help you.

1336
01:41:49,644 --> 01:41:51,178
Then why didn't you?

1337
01:41:55,248 --> 01:41:57,619
Lou... Hollywood, it's...

1338
01:41:58,553 --> 01:42:01,022
it's not like film school.
It's not...

1339
01:42:01,823 --> 01:42:04,592
it's not like theater.
It's not hugs and kisses.

1340
01:42:05,793 --> 01:42:06,828
It's tough.

1341
01:42:08,295 --> 01:42:11,699
They don't fight fair.
It's like being a street fighter

1342
01:42:11,833 --> 01:42:13,101
without a corner to sit in.

1343
01:42:13,200 --> 01:42:15,570
It's... it's every man
for himself.

1344
01:42:16,638 --> 01:42:18,840
So you don't think
I could have made it?

1345
01:42:18,906 --> 01:42:19,907
Lou...

1346
01:42:20,875 --> 01:42:22,610
you can't possibly
imagine the...

1347
01:42:23,645 --> 01:42:27,381
the humiliation, the shame,
the embarrassment that these...

1348
01:42:28,448 --> 01:42:32,152
The fear that this town can...
put on you.

1349
01:42:32,887 --> 01:42:35,355
They build you up and they take
everything from you.

1350
01:42:35,455 --> 01:42:39,127
- Your pride, your soul...
- ...your family.

1351
01:42:39,827 --> 01:42:42,429
You got a family.
You got a beautiful family.

1352
01:42:42,530 --> 01:42:46,100
What do I got?
I got a... fading career.

1353
01:42:46,199 --> 01:42:48,936
A fading face, fading fame.
I mean, I'm a joke.

1354
01:42:49,037 --> 01:42:50,772
You got what you wanted.

1355
01:42:55,009 --> 01:42:56,309
I'm not so sure about that.

1356
01:42:56,611 --> 01:42:59,681
Well, what is it, Nicky?

1357
01:43:00,280 --> 01:43:01,783
Huh? What do you want?

1358
01:43:02,315 --> 01:43:04,351
What is this all about, huh?

1359
01:43:06,486 --> 01:43:08,890
I don't know.
I'm... I'm confused.

1360
01:43:08,990 --> 01:43:10,958
Things used to be so simple.

1361
01:43:12,026 --> 01:43:13,226
Like...

1362
01:43:14,095 --> 01:43:15,362
when we went to the movies
with Dad.

1363
01:43:15,462 --> 01:43:17,699
Remember?

1364
01:43:18,132 --> 01:43:20,267
I remember sitting
next to him thinkin'...

1365
01:43:21,401 --> 01:43:23,037
he wants us up there
on the big screen.

1366
01:43:23,137 --> 01:43:24,639
Not in the cheap seats.

1367
01:43:24,806 --> 01:43:27,508
Up there on the big screen,
winning awards.

1368
01:43:28,042 --> 01:43:30,745
Oscars, Emmys, Tonys.

1369
01:43:31,211 --> 01:43:32,513
All that stuff.

1370
01:43:33,815 --> 01:43:34,949
The movies.
Yeah.

1371
01:43:35,083 --> 01:43:37,685
That's when we were family.
That's when we were brothers.

1372
01:43:37,885 --> 01:43:41,254
That's all he wanted.
And that's all I want.

1373
01:43:45,059 --> 01:43:46,326
Cheers.

1374
01:43:46,894 --> 01:43:48,763
To Dad.
To Dad.

1375
01:44:21,294 --> 01:44:22,496
It's Nic.

1376
01:44:22,897 --> 01:44:25,533
Oh, it's Nic!

1377
01:45:05,338 --> 01:45:07,175
Must have mixed up
our luggage.

1378
01:45:09,409 --> 01:45:11,444
You left
before I could claim it.

1379
01:45:11,712 --> 01:45:14,248
Hmm. Well, I came back
to finish what we started.

1380
01:45:14,347 --> 01:45:15,415
Under one condition.

1381
01:45:15,516 --> 01:45:17,718
We shoot the final scene
in Ischia.

1382
01:45:18,318 --> 01:45:21,589
At the highest peak
of Mount Epomeo.

1383
01:45:22,890 --> 01:45:25,726
But there is no final scene.

1384
01:45:25,827 --> 01:45:27,929
There is no script.
There never was.

1385
01:45:28,162 --> 01:45:31,532
Only an opening.
Mm-hmm. Wait.

1386
01:45:38,471 --> 01:45:42,342
Right. Excuse the, uh,
we've got a stain.

1387
01:45:45,813 --> 01:45:48,481
But we have no money
for a <i>sosia.</i>

1388
01:45:48,549 --> 01:45:50,952
A stunt double.
Who will do the scene?

1389
01:45:52,086 --> 01:45:53,486
I'll do it.

1390
01:45:54,387 --> 01:45:55,823
Are you sure?

1391
01:45:56,924 --> 01:45:58,092
You are no longer acrophobe?

1392
01:45:58,192 --> 01:45:59,894
Mmm. Cured.

1393
01:46:04,832 --> 01:46:05,833
Ah...

1394
01:46:06,300 --> 01:46:07,535
But you see...

1395
01:46:08,035 --> 01:46:09,871
I can't return to Italy.

1396
01:46:10,137 --> 01:46:13,140
I have been blacklisted.
I'm sorry.

1397
01:46:13,641 --> 01:46:18,012
I'm sorry to everyone!
Well, that's fine.

1398
01:46:18,779 --> 01:46:22,583
I have a great idea
for a co-director. Hmm?

1399
01:46:23,317 --> 01:46:25,052
Really?
Yeah, really.

1400
01:46:26,787 --> 01:46:29,123
But who will co-direct?

1401
01:46:31,424 --> 01:46:32,760
A super-volcano?

1402
01:46:32,860 --> 01:46:33,661
Super-volcano!

1403
01:46:37,198 --> 01:46:38,299
Yes!
Yeah!

1404
01:46:38,366 --> 01:46:40,433
Nic Cassino is back!

1405
01:46:44,972 --> 01:46:46,473
Oh, God, that's it!

1406
01:46:56,918 --> 01:47:00,021
<i>- "Tonno con me."</i>
- "Come back with me."

1407
01:47:04,825 --> 01:47:06,794
Did you write
that all by yourself?

1408
01:47:07,795 --> 01:47:10,998
Actually, I had help
with Isidoro.

1409
01:47:12,465 --> 01:47:16,304
Did you tell him
you want to eat tuna with me?

1410
01:47:16,704 --> 01:47:18,773
Because that is what is written.

1411
01:47:18,873 --> 01:47:21,575
No, it's... it's the thought
that counts.

1412
01:47:21,842 --> 01:47:23,644
You have a lot of nerve
to show your face,

1413
01:47:23,711 --> 01:47:25,478
"the great Nic Cassino!"

1414
01:47:25,613 --> 01:47:26,647
Yeah, I've...

1415
01:47:26,948 --> 01:47:29,183
I've been sitting here
for an hour and a half and...

1416
01:47:29,884 --> 01:47:31,585
no one's recognized me
except this old lady--

1417
01:47:31,686 --> 01:47:36,557
No one recognized you
because no one cares about you.

1418
01:47:37,158 --> 01:47:38,960
You're... you're a phony,

1419
01:47:39,393 --> 01:47:41,228
even if you are not a <i>sosia.</i>

1420
01:47:43,297 --> 01:47:44,497
Listen.

1421
01:47:45,465 --> 01:47:47,368
You have every right
to... to be angry at me.

1422
01:47:47,467 --> 01:47:50,304
I ran away from you.
I ran away from everyone.

1423
01:47:50,404 --> 01:47:51,772
Yes, you did.

1424
01:47:51,906 --> 01:47:52,940
Why?

1425
01:47:53,808 --> 01:47:56,010
I guess it's, uh... it's...

1426
01:47:56,510 --> 01:47:58,846
I had some character
issues to resolve.

1427
01:47:58,946 --> 01:48:00,748
Uh, like a... like a backstory.

1428
01:48:00,848 --> 01:48:02,783
- Backstory?
- No, please.

1429
01:48:02,883 --> 01:48:04,785
Every great character--
Just listen to me.

1430
01:48:05,286 --> 01:48:08,422
Please. Every great character
needs a backstory.

1431
01:48:08,488 --> 01:48:09,590
And in that backstory

1432
01:48:09,690 --> 01:48:11,792
are the things
that make the character tick.

1433
01:48:11,892 --> 01:48:12,827
And sometimes,

1434
01:48:12,927 --> 01:48:16,097
you gotta go back
and reset the clock.

1435
01:48:16,697 --> 01:48:19,667
And did you?
Yeah. Uh...

1436
01:48:20,534 --> 01:48:21,969
Some stuff came up.

1437
01:48:22,103 --> 01:48:24,171
- A lot of stuff.
- "Stuff, stuff"...

1438
01:48:24,338 --> 01:48:25,505
Yeah, stuff, you know--

1439
01:48:25,573 --> 01:48:28,075
- Ah. Good stuff or bad stuff?
- Good, bad...

1440
01:48:29,043 --> 01:48:30,745
But... but you left.

1441
01:48:31,879 --> 01:48:32,913
You left.

1442
01:48:33,881 --> 01:48:38,619
You made people believe in you.
That you were different.

1443
01:48:38,819 --> 01:48:41,589
That you were not just
another celebrity tourist,

1444
01:48:41,856 --> 01:48:44,325
caring nothing for the mess
you leave behind.

1445
01:48:44,425 --> 01:48:45,993
- Look, I'm--
- No.

1446
01:48:47,294 --> 01:48:50,131
Why did you come back?

1447
01:48:50,464 --> 01:48:52,099
I came back for you.

1448
01:48:52,166 --> 01:48:53,667
No, I... I did.

1449
01:48:54,301 --> 01:48:55,669
I came back for you.

1450
01:48:56,871 --> 01:48:58,305
I came back for my motivation.

1451
01:48:59,140 --> 01:49:00,141
Liar.
No, no

1452
01:49:00,207 --> 01:49:01,242
No, yeah.
No.

1453
01:49:02,743 --> 01:49:04,245
No, I'm not lying.

1454
01:49:09,016 --> 01:49:10,017
I'm sorry.

1455
01:49:26,700 --> 01:49:28,235
Whoa.

1456
01:49:29,103 --> 01:49:30,471
I'm strong?
Yeah.

1457
01:49:30,571 --> 01:49:31,639
Very st-- Yeah.
I know.

1458
01:49:31,739 --> 01:49:33,607
Ow, that actually hurt.
Mm.

1459
01:49:34,108 --> 01:49:35,076
All right. Ow.

1460
01:49:35,409 --> 01:49:38,045
Right on the funny bone.
No, not the funny bone, but...

1461
01:49:38,513 --> 01:49:39,713
<i>Citizens of the world.</i>

1462
01:49:39,814 --> 01:49:41,282
I stand before you today

1463
01:49:41,348 --> 01:49:42,683
as we face
our gravest challenge.

1464
01:49:43,117 --> 01:49:46,087
As I speak, an asteroid
the size of a small planet

1465
01:49:46,187 --> 01:49:48,589
<i>hurtles through space</i>
<i>directly at Mt. Vesuvius.</i>

1466
01:49:48,823 --> 01:49:50,559
<i>I ask the nations of the world</i>

1467
01:49:50,624 --> 01:49:53,894
<i>to unleash their nuclear</i>
<i>weapons at the asteroid...</i>

1468
01:49:54,895 --> 01:49:57,331
<i>...to destroy it</i>
<i>before it destroys us.</i>

1469
01:49:57,731 --> 01:49:59,266
May God be with us all.

1470
01:50:06,107 --> 01:50:08,676
Maestro...

1471
01:50:10,444 --> 01:50:11,745
With your permission.

1472
01:50:18,486 --> 01:50:19,687
And...

1473
01:50:28,462 --> 01:50:31,499
<i>Marcello.</i>
<i>They heard you. They listened.</i>

1474
01:50:31,600 --> 01:50:33,934
<i>They have sent</i>
<i>their entire nuclear arsenals</i>

1475
01:50:34,034 --> 01:50:37,905
<i>to destroy the asteroid.</i>

1476
01:50:50,784 --> 01:50:52,720
Marcello...

1477
01:50:52,853 --> 01:50:54,388
Do you know what that means?

1478
01:50:54,955 --> 01:50:56,724
It means the world's safe.

1479
01:50:56,991 --> 01:51:00,194
And the super-volcano can sleep
for another million years.

1480
01:51:00,261 --> 01:51:01,262
No.

1481
01:51:02,329 --> 01:51:04,265
It means a new age of peace.

1482
01:51:05,600 --> 01:51:09,103
No more weapons. No more wars.

1483
01:51:14,041 --> 01:51:17,044
<i>Marcello! Look!</i>
<i>Another missile!</i>

1484
01:51:17,144 --> 01:51:19,280
Time to save
the world again.

1485
01:51:21,048 --> 01:51:22,816
I'm gettin' too old
for this shit.

1486
01:51:27,488 --> 01:51:28,489
Marcello!

1487
01:51:47,107 --> 01:51:50,244
And finally, a clip
from our last nominee.

1488
01:51:54,915 --> 01:51:56,784
Sorry, Luigi.

1489
01:51:57,184 --> 01:51:59,621
I'm so sorry!

1490
01:52:01,455 --> 01:52:06,260
And the winner for the Best Rip
Your Heart Out Crying Scene...

1491
01:52:07,161 --> 01:52:11,732
from the first ever
neorealistic action film...

1492
01:52:12,433 --> 01:52:15,436
It's my man, Nic Cassino!

1493
01:52:32,486 --> 01:52:33,921
Where's Papa?

1494
01:52:45,600 --> 01:52:47,201
Anybody?

1495
01:52:47,702 --> 01:52:49,270
Please!

1496
01:52:49,370 --> 01:52:50,871
Do something!

1497
01:52:51,438 --> 01:52:53,073
Please!

1498
01:52:53,440 --> 01:52:54,775
Excuse me!

1499
01:52:54,875 --> 01:52:56,977
The winner is in the toilet!