1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.LT 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.LT 3 00:00:47,041 --> 00:00:52,041 [輕快配樂] 4 00:00:57,375 --> 00:01:00,875 [輕快節奏加入] 5 00:01:00,958 --> 00:01:02,916 [配樂漸強] 6 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,625 {\an8}- [重節拍] - [萬花筒叮叮噹噹] 7 00:01:05,708 --> 00:01:08,000 - [萬花筒叮叮噹噹] - [汽車呼嘯聲] 8 00:01:08,083 --> 00:01:10,208 [輕快配樂持續] 9 00:01:10,291 --> 00:01:12,708 [機車呼嘯聲] 10 00:01:12,791 --> 00:01:14,875 [萬花筒叮叮噹噹] 11 00:01:14,958 --> 00:01:16,458 [引擎隆隆聲] 12 00:01:16,541 --> 00:01:17,375 [砰一聲] 13 00:01:17,458 --> 00:01:20,666 - [萬花筒叮叮噹噹] - [輕快配樂持續] 14 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:26,208 - [女孩咕噥聲] - [萬花筒叮叮噹噹] 15 00:01:26,291 --> 00:01:27,750 {\an8}- [重節拍] - [女孩]噢！啊！ 16 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:31,083 {\an8}啊你坐好好不好啦，很擠耶 17 00:01:31,708 --> 00:01:33,083 {\an8}- [女孩]你才擠啦 - 齁 18 00:01:33,166 --> 00:01:35,666 - [少女]幹，我哪… - [媽媽]你們兩個都閉嘴好不好？ 19 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:38,708 - [汽車隆隆聲] - [機車呼嘯聲] 20 00:01:38,791 --> 00:01:41,958 - [輕柔音效] - [汽車呼嘯聲] 21 00:01:42,041 --> 00:01:44,791 - [輕快配樂漸強] - [汽車呼嘯聲] 22 00:01:45,916 --> 00:01:48,541 {\an8}我覺得這邊很奇妙耶 23 00:01:48,625 --> 00:01:50,083 {\an8}那這邊是哪裡啊？ 24 00:01:50,166 --> 00:01:52,541 {\an8}唉唷，不要遮… 25 00:01:52,625 --> 00:01:55,708 - [萬花筒叮叮噹噹] - [輕快配樂持續] 26 00:01:55,791 --> 00:01:58,875 [輕快配樂持續] 27 00:01:58,958 --> 00:02:01,916 [萬花筒叮叮噹噹] 28 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,291 [機車隆隆聲] 29 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,291 - [輕快配樂持續] - [不清楚的廣播女聲] 30 00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:09,708 - [汽車喇叭聲] - [廣播女聲]為了務實兩岸交流 維持城市… 31 00:02:09,791 --> 00:02:12,041 - [機車呼嘯聲] - [媽媽]我就是討厭車那麼多 32 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,791 - 煩死了 - [汽車喇叭聲] 33 00:02:14,875 --> 00:02:16,500 [輕快配樂結束] 34 00:02:16,583 --> 00:02:23,000 - [小貨車隆隆聲，煞車聲] - [車流嘈雜聲] 35 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:25,416 - [不耐煩]不要不聽話啦 - [女孩]想幫忙啦 36 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,333 - [腳踏車鈴聲] - 自己去那邊挑，很多 - 拿這個 37 00:02:27,416 --> 00:02:29,000 你們兩個都進去啦 38 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:30,375 - [機車隆隆聲] - 快點啦 - 好啦 39 00:02:30,458 --> 00:02:31,791 - [女孩]這個我拿 - 這邊不能暫停 40 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:33,000 - [機車隆隆聲] - [姐姐]好啦 41 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:34,083 [姐姐]慢一點 42 00:02:34,166 --> 00:02:36,666 [行李箱輕碰聲] 43 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:37,708 [重物落地咚一聲] 44 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,333 - [行李箱輕碰聲] - [腳步聲] 45 00:02:39,416 --> 00:02:42,791 - [遠處汽車喇叭聲] - [奔跑腳步聲] 46 00:02:42,875 --> 00:02:47,416 [外頭車流嘈雜聲] 47 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,291 - [奔跑腳步聲] - [電燈開關聲] 48 00:02:49,375 --> 00:02:50,791 [姐姐]哼 49 00:02:50,875 --> 00:02:54,666 這裡比照片小太多了吧[嘆氣聲] 50 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:57,041 [遠處的機車隆隆聲] 51 00:02:57,125 --> 00:03:00,083 [紗門吱嘎聲] 52 00:03:00,166 --> 00:03:04,333 [吸吮聲] 53 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,333 [吸吮聲] 54 00:03:08,416 --> 00:03:11,916 [口齒不清]這個好好吃喔 我們可以每天吃這個嗎？ 55 00:03:13,375 --> 00:03:14,333 跟你說喔 56 00:03:14,416 --> 00:03:16,458 - [吸吮聲] - [姐姐]在日本有一個男人啊 57 00:03:16,541 --> 00:03:19,333 每天都吃泡麵，吃了一整年 58 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:20,958 [悄聲]結果就死翹翹了 59 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:22,916 - [女孩]真的嗎？ - 嗯 60 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,250 你是要害她做惡夢是不是？ 61 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:27,750 [姐姐]而且你知道最後怎麼了嗎？ 62 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:28,875 怎麼了？ 63 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:31,625 - 泡麵裡有太多防腐劑啊 - [吸吮聲] 64 00:03:31,708 --> 00:03:33,708 所以屍體都沒有腐爛 65 00:03:33,791 --> 00:03:34,833 他死了好久 66 00:03:34,916 --> 00:03:36,583 [悄聲]都沒有人發現喔 67 00:03:38,083 --> 00:03:41,625 [輕笑聲] 68 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:44,208 - [吸吮聲] - [遠處垃圾車音樂] 69 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:46,083 [媽媽]宜靜趕快吃，你明天要上課 70 00:03:46,166 --> 00:03:48,916 - [宜靜]喔，好 - [遠處垃圾車音樂持續] 71 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,625 [姐姐]現在你還要每天吃泡麵嗎？ 72 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:55,166 - [吸吮聲] - [遠處垃圾車音樂持續] 73 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:56,958 [姐姐]都要掉出來了 74 00:03:57,791 --> 00:04:00,750 [汽車呼嘯聲漸強] 75 00:04:00,833 --> 00:04:05,166 [腳踏車鈴聲，棘輪轉動聲] 76 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:09,166 - [匆忙腳步聲] - [小朋友嘈雜聲] 77 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:12,250 各位小朋友，我們今天有新同學喔 78 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:14,750 她叫做鄭宜靜 79 00:04:14,833 --> 00:04:17,416 那她今年五歲，是我們大班的小朋友 80 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:20,291 那她今天第一天來 會特別害羞、緊張 81 00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:22,375 {\an8}那你們要當她的好朋友喔 82 00:04:22,458 --> 00:04:23,416 {\an8}[小朋友齊聲]好！ 83 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:26,750 {\an8}[老師]那如果她想要上廁所的時候 你們要怎麼樣？ 84 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:29,333 [齊聲]帶她去！ 85 00:04:29,416 --> 00:04:31,875 [老師]很棒，那我們先進座位囉 86 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:34,875 [小朋友聊天聲] 87 00:04:34,958 --> 00:04:36,583 [老師]宜靜，你今天坐這邊 88 00:04:36,666 --> 00:04:38,666 [小朋友聊天聲] 89 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:41,333 [女同學]然後你就這樣一直排… 90 00:04:41,416 --> 00:04:42,333 排… 91 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:45,833 然後你排完之後就叫我檢查，好嗎？ 92 00:04:45,916 --> 00:04:47,291 - [小朋友聊天聲持續] - 這個嗎？ 93 00:04:47,375 --> 00:04:48,916 - [滾燙滋滋聲] - [夜市喧鬧聲] 94 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,291 就在這邊啦，有沒有？這一攤 95 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,250 這攤位置真的最好 96 00:04:54,333 --> 00:04:56,083 [攤位播放流行歌曲] 97 00:04:56,166 --> 00:04:58,375 - [流行歌曲持續] - 就這攤 98 00:04:58,458 --> 00:05:00,375 這攤位置最好，齁 99 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:02,250 這麼長，齁 100 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:03,583 [媽媽]這攤有一點大耶 101 00:05:03,666 --> 00:05:06,166 - [流行歌曲持續] - 有沒有…小一點、便宜一點的？ 102 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:09,666 那個白鐵的水槽啦 還有冷凍庫、冷藏庫 103 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:13,375 噢，都好好的 你最快星期五就可以開始賺錢 104 00:05:13,458 --> 00:05:15,833 你沒有交齁，不好意思[輕笑聲] 105 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:19,041 - [機車隆隆聲漸強] - 你就…撤攤 106 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:21,458 {\an8}- [機車呼嘯聲] - 我好無聊喔 107 00:05:21,541 --> 00:05:23,083 {\an8}什麼時候才會到？ 108 00:05:23,166 --> 00:05:24,500 {\an8}[遠處車流聲] 109 00:05:24,583 --> 00:05:27,500 {\an8}我好無聊喔，什麼時候才會到啊？ 110 00:05:27,583 --> 00:05:31,875 {\an8}- [遠處汽車隆隆聲] - [遠處小孩說話聲] 111 00:05:31,958 --> 00:05:35,458 {\an8}- [警鈴聲] - [機車隆隆聲漸強] 112 00:05:35,541 --> 00:05:37,000 [宜靜]到了嗎？ 113 00:05:37,083 --> 00:05:39,083 - [警鈴聲持續] - [媽媽]到了，就這邊 114 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:42,333 - [警鈴聲漸弱] - [腳步聲] 115 00:05:42,416 --> 00:05:45,416 - [廣播男聲說台語] - [遠處機車呼嘯聲] 116 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:52,500 - [廣播男聲說台語，播放傳統音樂] - [腳步聲] 117 00:05:52,583 --> 00:05:53,541 [電梯運轉聲] 118 00:05:53,625 --> 00:05:55,083 - 你等下看到外公外婆 - [電梯叮一聲] 119 00:05:55,166 --> 00:05:56,291 要給我叫人喔，聽到沒有？ 120 00:05:56,375 --> 00:05:58,416 - 喔，好 - [電梯叮一聲] 121 00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:01,583 - [鳥聲門鈴] - [外婆]你記得阿嬤我嗎？ 122 00:06:01,666 --> 00:06:04,333 啊？你這麼小的時候 123 00:06:04,416 --> 00:06:07,375 - [小聲的電視人聲] - 阿嬤有去看你耶，啊… 124 00:06:07,458 --> 00:06:09,208 [悄聲]都不記得了齁？ 125 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:13,125 [尷尬笑聲]好啦，沒有關係啦，哇 126 00:06:13,208 --> 00:06:15,625 好可愛喔[輕笑聲] 127 00:06:16,291 --> 00:06:18,291 - [電視人聲持續] - 唉唷，安安啊 128 00:06:18,375 --> 00:06:21,166 哇，你這個褲子、上衣太短了啦 129 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:23,916 喔，跟你講，外面現在 那種變態、神經病很多 130 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,375 這樣很危險啦 131 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:27,250 不會啦，平常都這樣穿 132 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:29,250 講很多次了，講不聽 133 00:06:29,333 --> 00:06:32,583 [外婆]我這次看到你 我覺得你變憔悴了，你知道嗎？ 134 00:06:32,666 --> 00:06:34,500 啊你是晚上都在熬夜沒睡覺喔？ 135 00:06:34,583 --> 00:06:36,500 - [收音機小聲播放台語歌曲] - [碗筷輕敲聲] 136 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:39,125 我們已經付押金了 禮拜一就可以開工 137 00:06:39,208 --> 00:06:41,875 - [收音機台語歌曲持續] - [咀嚼聲] 138 00:06:41,958 --> 00:06:44,166 - 為什麼我們不能開水果攤就好？ - [碗筷輕敲聲] 139 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:47,125 水果攤 不是洗一洗擺出來就可以賣了嗎？ 140 00:06:47,208 --> 00:06:48,666 - [台語歌曲持續] - 水… 141 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:51,083 水果很容易爛，你知道嗎？ 142 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:55,208 嘿，你要花雙倍的錢和時間 去準備麵攤的東西 143 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:56,375 是有比較划算喔？ 144 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,500 [台語歌曲持續] 145 00:06:58,583 --> 00:07:01,250 你如果會賺錢，你可以有意見啊 146 00:07:02,041 --> 00:07:04,500 好啊，那我自己去賺啊 147 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:06,375 我會賺得比你還要多 148 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:07,958 [講台語]欸，拜託，你們兩個 149 00:07:08,041 --> 00:07:10,541 吃飯不要吵好不好？唉唷，拜託 150 00:07:11,291 --> 00:07:13,750 她以為她很厲害，她高中沒畢業 151 00:07:15,583 --> 00:07:16,791 [悄聲]真是的 152 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:18,958 - [台語歌曲持續] - [咀嚼聲] 153 00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:20,666 那是我的問題嗎？ 154 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:24,458 [收音機台語歌曲持續] 155 00:07:24,541 --> 00:07:26,625 第一次大家一起吃飯 你什麼態度啊？ 156 00:07:26,708 --> 00:07:27,833 [媽媽]不是你的問題嗎？ 157 00:07:27,916 --> 00:07:30,041 [講台語]欸，等一下… 158 00:07:31,375 --> 00:07:34,541 啊，這…她怎麼用左手吃飯？ 159 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,833 - [輕快配樂] - [講台語]齁，拜託你 不要管那麼多好不好？ 160 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:41,583 好心一點，快點吃飯啦，吵死了 161 00:07:41,666 --> 00:07:45,375 [碗筷輕碰聲] 162 00:07:45,458 --> 00:07:48,958 - [輕快節奏加入] - [機車隆隆聲] 163 00:07:49,041 --> 00:07:51,083 [配樂漸強] 164 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:53,791 - [重節拍] - [機車隆隆聲] 165 00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:56,125 - [機車隆隆聲] - [汽車呼嘯聲] 166 00:07:56,208 --> 00:08:02,000 - [輕快配樂持續] - [車流嘈雜聲] 167 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:03,208 [小朋友嘈雜聲] 168 00:08:03,291 --> 00:08:05,375 [姐姐]你連扣子都沒有扣是怎樣？ 169 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:06,291 - [插扣喀一聲] - 啊？ 170 00:08:06,375 --> 00:08:08,750 - [機車隆隆聲] - [輕快配樂持續] 171 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:11,291 姐，你看，那是什麼啊？ 172 00:08:11,375 --> 00:08:14,666 - [機車隆隆聲] - [輕快配樂持續] 173 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:17,208 姐，我今天在學校得到一個獎品 174 00:08:17,291 --> 00:08:18,916 - 你要不要看？ - 在幹嘛啦？ 175 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,125 [不悅]要看也是回家看 不是現在好不好？ 176 00:08:21,208 --> 00:08:24,583 [機車引擎噠噠聲] 177 00:08:24,666 --> 00:08:26,333 [油門催動聲，輪胎摩擦聲] 178 00:08:26,416 --> 00:08:27,250 [機車隆隆聲] 179 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:28,458 [煞車聲，喇叭聲] 180 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:30,291 我要跟媽說你闖紅燈 181 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:32,791 [輕快配樂持續] 182 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:36,875 - [機車隆隆聲] - 如果你很快就到了 我就不會說你放屁 183 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:38,833 - [機車呼嘯聲] - 為什麼不會？就快到了啊 184 00:08:38,916 --> 00:08:41,916 - [機車隆隆聲] - [輕快配樂持續] 185 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,708 - [汽車呼嘯聲] - [機車喇叭聲] 186 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:49,208 - [機車隆隆聲] - [輕快配樂持續] 187 00:08:49,291 --> 00:08:50,625 [汽車喇叭聲] 188 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:53,291 [機車隆隆聲] 189 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:59,291 [輕快配樂持續] 190 00:08:59,375 --> 00:09:01,041 [機車隆隆聲] 191 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:04,833 - [車流嘈雜聲] - [機車引擎噠噠聲] 192 00:09:04,916 --> 00:09:07,375 - [機車隆隆聲] - [滾燙滋滋聲] 193 00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:12,666 - [汽車呼嘯聲] - [車流嘈雜聲] 194 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:15,625 - [夜市喧鬧聲] - [輕快配樂漸弱] 195 00:09:15,708 --> 00:09:21,000 - [輕快配樂漸強] - [機車喇叭聲] 196 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:23,791 - [輕快配樂持續] - [重敲擊聲] 197 00:09:23,875 --> 00:09:26,000 [油鍋滋滋聲] 198 00:09:26,083 --> 00:09:29,250 [遊戲機電子音效] 199 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:32,000 - [輕快配樂持續] - [遊戲機鈴聲] 200 00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:34,666 [滾燙滋滋聲] 201 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:37,083 - [人群嘈雜聲] - [腳踏車鈴聲] 202 00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:39,291 [輕快配樂持續] 203 00:09:39,375 --> 00:09:40,875 [男子用麥克風叫賣] 204 00:09:40,958 --> 00:09:43,083 - [輕快配樂結束] - [叫賣男子]不管你們家是打翻水啊 205 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,875 還是說你要吸什麼東西 206 00:09:44,958 --> 00:09:47,333 - [收音機播放國語老歌] - 我跟你講，它吸水力超強 207 00:09:47,416 --> 00:09:48,958 [說台語]真的不試試看嗎，伯伯？ 208 00:09:49,041 --> 00:09:51,041 可以當尿布用喔 209 00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:54,000 [叫賣男子說國語]現在通膨什麼都漲 就你的薪水沒有漲 210 00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:56,875 - 強尼哥哥，嗨 - [強尼說台語]沒關係，今天我…嗨！ 211 00:09:56,958 --> 00:09:58,625 [講台語]來，為大家介紹一下齁 212 00:09:58,708 --> 00:10:00,291 - [講國語]我的忠實客戶 - [腳踏車鈴聲] 213 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:02,625 來，宜靜，來，叔叔抱[使勁聲] 214 00:10:02,708 --> 00:10:04,208 噢，怎麼變這麼重啊？ 215 00:10:04,291 --> 00:10:06,250 - 你是不是吃很多？ - [腳踏車鈴聲] 216 00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:08,166 來，跟大家講一下 217 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:09,708 這個海綿好不好用？ 218 00:10:09,791 --> 00:10:11,500 - [透過麥克風]好用 - 嘿 219 00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:12,583 多好用？ 220 00:10:12,666 --> 00:10:15,458 這是全世界最好的海綿 221 00:10:15,541 --> 00:10:17,250 不買會後悔喔 222 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:19,666 有沒有聽到？不買會後悔喔 223 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:22,125 來，謝謝，謝謝我的神祕嘉賓 224 00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:25,000 來，趕快回去齁，去找媽媽 225 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:28,041 來，今天做特價喔，買一塊送一塊 226 00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:29,333 媽 227 00:10:29,416 --> 00:10:32,208 [收音機國語老歌持續] 228 00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:35,333 - 你姐有沒有準時接你？ - 沒有，可是姐說有就是有 229 00:10:37,291 --> 00:10:41,333 [機車隆隆聲] 230 00:10:41,416 --> 00:10:44,458 - [機車呼嘯聲] - [機車引擎噠噠聲] 231 00:10:44,541 --> 00:10:47,000 - [男一]再一張 - [砰一聲] 232 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:49,583 - [機車引擎噠噠聲] - [男一]我覺得你還是要穿辣一點 233 00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:51,666 [女一]其實我以為這樣已經穿很少了 234 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:53,666 - [鑰匙碰撞聲，機車聲停止] - [男二]六一張 235 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:55,250 [男一]少不代表辣啊 236 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:58,083 - [店裡播放西洋饒舌歌曲] - [男一]要給客人一點性幻想 237 00:10:58,833 --> 00:11:00,666 - [機車呼嘯聲] - [男一]哼，七一張 238 00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:02,625 [男一]那就這樣喔 239 00:11:02,708 --> 00:11:05,166 [機車呼嘯聲] 240 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,208 [店裡西洋饒舌歌曲持續] 241 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:08,875 - [音樂音量漸增] - [男二說英文]皇后 242 00:11:08,958 --> 00:11:10,500 [男一]欸，等一下喔，介紹一下 243 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:11,625 [女一]你好 244 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:13,791 - [店裡饒舌歌曲持續] - 宜安，這位是小萍 245 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:15,708 小萍，這位是宜安 246 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,833 - [宜安]她誰啊？ - 我剛剛說啦，小萍啊 247 00:11:18,916 --> 00:11:20,291 你好，我是小萍 248 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:22,833 那她為什麼在這裡？ 249 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,166 - [機車聲] - [老闆]我不是跟你說我要請新人？ 250 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:27,916 之前那個小美每天臉那麼臭 生意超差耶 251 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,416 所以我打電話叫她不用來了 252 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,833 [店裡饒舌歌曲持續] 253 00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:32,708 干我什麼事啊？ 254 00:11:32,791 --> 00:11:35,500 [老闆]什麼關你什麼事？ 你要教她啊，不然她怎麼會？ 255 00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:38,875 [攤位播放國語饒舌歌曲] 256 00:11:38,958 --> 00:11:41,750 - [機車隆隆聲] - [宜靜]媽，只剩最後一盤了嗎？ 257 00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:44,208 - 還有東西可以幫忙嗎？ - 沒有了… 258 00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:45,125 喔 259 00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:47,458 - [媽媽]你去寫功課 - 好 260 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:51,625 - [碗筷輕敲聲] - [遠處模糊交談聲] 261 00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:54,208 [宜安]這檳榔、荖花、紅灰 262 00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:57,000 - [牌客講台語]沒在怕的啦 - [店裡播放台語歌] 263 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,833 - 撈一點紅灰 - [店裡台語歌持續] 264 00:11:59,916 --> 00:12:01,208 放在檳榔中間 265 00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:03,375 [店裡台語歌持續] 266 00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:05,708 放一顆荖花進去，這樣一顆就完成了 267 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:07,166 [店裡台語歌中斷] 268 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,791 [夜市喧鬧聲] 269 00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:14,000 [遊戲機電子音效] 270 00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:15,750 - 欸？宜靜來啦？ - 老闆好 271 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:18,916 我們最厲害的小朋友宜靜來了 272 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,958 [遊戲機電子音效] 273 00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:28,750 - [遊戲機電子音效] - [硬塑膠碰撞聲] 274 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,291 一盒十顆，一次做三百顆 275 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:33,083 用完之後馬上放冰箱裡面保鮮 這樣有聽懂嗎？ 276 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,458 - [店裡播放台語舞曲] - 你很熟練耶，你做多久了？ 277 00:12:35,541 --> 00:12:37,041 [店裡台語舞曲持續] 278 00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:39,208 [老闆]欸，你不要太兇，好好教喔 279 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:40,625 嚇到人家 280 00:12:40,708 --> 00:12:42,291 我很好講話啊 281 00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:44,416 - 我講得很清楚好不好？ - [台語舞曲中斷] 282 00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:47,583 - 漲兩千太多了啦 - [遠處叫賣聲] 283 00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:49,250 - 媽，你看 - 你漲兩千… 284 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,750 [機車呼嘯聲] 285 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:52,958 [遠處叫賣聲持續] 286 00:12:53,041 --> 00:12:55,458 [嘖聲]丁叔菸沒了，你去幫… 287 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,458 幫他買兩包白長 288 00:12:57,541 --> 00:12:59,375 - 乖，謝謝你啊 - [輕聲]喔 289 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:02,916 - [遠處叫賣聲持續] - 我們也是一樣漲啊，不然怎麼辦？ 290 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,416 - [機車喇叭聲] - [店裡播放流行歌曲] 291 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,500 [宜安]要什麼？ 292 00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:09,416 [店裡流行歌曲持續] 293 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,791 [宜安]菁仔一百 294 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:12,875 幫我拿個杯子 295 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:19,625 [店裡流行歌曲持續] 296 00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:21,125 [流行音樂聲漸弱] 297 00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:24,041 - [汽車呼嘯聲] - [機車引擎噠噠聲] 298 00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:26,375 - [宜安]來，給你吐 - [汽車呼嘯聲] 299 00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:28,041 - 幾點下班啊？ - [汽車呼嘯聲] 300 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:29,666 - 啊？怎麼了？ - 幾點下班？ 301 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,208 - [腳踏車棘輪聲] - 怎麼了？要幹嘛？ 302 00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:32,541 約你唱歌啊 303 00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:34,000 沒有啦，下班沒有空 304 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:36,125 店裡有新妹妹要帶啦 305 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,208 好不好？我帶好了 306 00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:38,750 - 然後我們再一起去唱歌啦 - [呸一聲] 307 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:41,083 - 這你包的喔？ - 對啊，好吃吧？ 308 00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:43,500 - 很甜耶，下班來接你喔 - 謝謝啦 309 00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:45,333 - [機車呼嘯聲] - 你嘴最甜了啦，拜拜 310 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:46,416 拜拜 311 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,708 [油門催動聲] 312 00:13:48,791 --> 00:13:51,000 [店裡流行音樂聲漸強] 313 00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:53,416 - 菁仔兩百 - [宜安]菁仔就盒子那個啊 314 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,500 [宜安]拿四盒 315 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:57,583 [店裡流行歌曲持續] 316 00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:01,250 然後給客人 317 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,875 [小萍]謝謝，拜拜 318 00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:06,750 有嗎？算好錢然後放到裡面 319 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:09,375 有齁？ 320 00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:13,000 [店裡流行歌曲持續] 321 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:14,166 怎麼樣？ 322 00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:16,333 會緊張喔？不敢用喔？ 323 00:14:16,416 --> 00:14:17,416 [機車呼嘯聲] 324 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,500 - [水龍頭流水聲] - 噢，老闆娘 - [碗盤輕敲聲] 325 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:22,291 你這個員工上班時間公然睡覺耶 326 00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:24,041 這個要扣薪水啦 327 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:27,291 - [攤位播放台語歌] - [強尼輕笑聲] 328 00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:28,791 - 喏，這給你用 - [碗筷碰撞聲] 329 00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:30,666 - 什麼？ - 神奇海綿 330 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:33,166 不用啦，謝謝，你自己留著用 331 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,583 不用跟我客氣啦 332 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,083 - [遠處喇叭聲] - [攤位台語歌持續] 333 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,875 我庫存有很多啦 334 00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:39,916 你拿去用 335 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,416 [水龍頭流水聲] 336 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,666 那你… 337 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,500 - [流水聲持續] - 最近生意好不好？ 338 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:47,458 [攤位台語歌持續] 339 00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:48,791 普普通通啦 340 00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,750 - [流水聲結束] - 不然這樣 341 00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:53,333 這個免費送給你 342 00:14:53,416 --> 00:14:56,333 啊你下次幫我打廣告 343 00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:59,083 - [攤位台語歌持續] - 齁？就這麼說定了 344 00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:02,458 [水龍頭流水聲] 345 00:15:02,541 --> 00:15:05,666 - [流水聲持續] - [攤位台語歌持續] 346 00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:10,958 [碗盤碰撞聲] 347 00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:12,041 [流水聲中斷] 348 00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,208 阿莉，那給你收喔 349 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:15,291 - 好，拜拜 - 拜拜 350 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,541 [強尼]要回去啦？ 351 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,125 - 跟叔叔說拜拜 - 晚安 352 00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:20,916 - 拜拜 - 拜拜 353 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,833 - [腳踏車棘輪聲] - [狗喘氣聲] 354 00:15:22,916 --> 00:15:25,666 [宜靜]媽媽我可不可以養狗？ 355 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,541 - 啊？ - [宜靜]可不可以養狗？ 356 00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:31,166 - [機車呼嘯聲] - 養狗？ 357 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,916 不可以，狗髒死了 358 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,750 你媽每天累得跟狗一樣，你養我好了 359 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,291 [媽媽]不要看了啦 360 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:43,083 [動感舞曲配樂] 361 00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,666 [動感舞曲漸強] 362 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:51,416 [動感舞曲持續] 363 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:55,208 [手機播放動感舞曲] 364 00:15:55,291 --> 00:16:01,875 [手機播放動感舞曲] 365 00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:05,500 [遠處播放動感舞曲] 366 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:11,791 [電話鈴聲] 367 00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:14,833 [電話鈴聲持續] 368 00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:17,041 - 嗯 - [電話鈴聲] 369 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,208 - [嗶一聲] - 喂？ 370 00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:23,583 [遠處動感舞曲持續] 371 00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:25,666 是，我是 372 00:16:33,541 --> 00:16:36,583 - [手機播放輕快歌曲] - [熱鍋滋滋聲] 373 00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:38,000 - [吸鼻子聲] - [鍋鏟輕敲聲] 374 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:41,625 - [手機輕快歌曲持續] - [熱鍋滋滋聲持續] 375 00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:42,708 [冰箱開門聲] 376 00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:48,208 - [冰箱關門聲] - [熱鍋滋滋聲持續] 377 00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:50,416 你又拿我手機 378 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,375 都不用問是不是？ 379 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:55,125 [鍋鏟輕敲聲] 380 00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:58,833 [水龍頭流水聲] 381 00:16:58,916 --> 00:17:01,208 [手機輕快歌曲持續] 382 00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:03,208 我早上接到一個電話 383 00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:06,416 [宜安口齒不清]然後呢？ 384 00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:09,500 你爸住院了 385 00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:13,791 [口齒不清]所以呢？ 386 00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:18,791 所以我要去醫院看他，你要跟我去 387 00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:22,000 [口齒不清]干我什麼事啊？ 388 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:22,916 [鍋鏟輕敲聲] 389 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,958 我不想要跟你爭論這個 390 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,375 好，反正我也沒有要跟你爭論啊 我沒有要去 391 00:17:29,958 --> 00:17:31,750 [媽媽]我叫你去，你就去 392 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,208 [刷牙聲] 393 00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:35,458 [手機輕快歌曲持續] 394 00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:37,958 倒是你，他對你這樣做了 395 00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:40,500 他對你做那麼多那麼扯的事情 396 00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:42,041 你為什麼還要去看他？ 397 00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:44,416 [手機輕快歌曲持續] 398 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:47,500 [廚具輕敲聲] 399 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:50,625 [講英文]哈囉？ 400 00:17:52,541 --> 00:17:54,750 [不悅]都不用回應是不是啊？ 401 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:58,291 - [刷牙聲] - [水龍頭流水聲] 402 00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:00,458 [宜安悄聲]白痴 403 00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:01,625 [大聲]你剛剛說什麼？ 404 00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:03,208 [宜安]沒有 405 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,125 [遠處機車呼嘯聲] 406 00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:10,333 [手機輕快歌曲持續] 407 00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:12,333 誰住院啊？ 408 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:14,916 [媽媽]謝謝 409 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:20,750 [遠處救護車警笛聲] 410 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:24,125 - [儀器嗶聲] - [模糊的廣播人聲] 411 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,166 [女護理師]這裡 412 00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:26,791 - 謝謝 - 不會 413 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:33,291 [儀器嗶聲] 414 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,291 [門吱嘎聲] 415 00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:37,791 [呼吸器運作聲] 416 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,791 [呼吸器運作聲] 417 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,208 [呼吸器運作聲] 418 00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:50,625 你現在完全都不能說話嗎？ 419 00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:53,375 [呼吸器運作聲] 420 00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:58,416 [呼吸器運作聲] 421 00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:03,833 [呼吸器運作聲] 422 00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:09,083 [呼吸器運作聲] 423 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:15,125 - [啪啪兩聲] - 不是叫你不要抽那麼多菸？ 424 00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:21,708 - [呼吸器運作聲] - [台語動感舞曲] 425 00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:24,791 - [霓虹燈閃爍聲] - [店裡播放台語動感舞曲] 426 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:27,166 [店裡台語動感舞曲持續] 427 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,166 - [機車隆隆聲] - 來，這邊 428 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,666 [尖銳煞車聲] 429 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,208 - 大哥，今天怎麼那麼晚？ - [鑰匙聲] 430 00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:34,208 還不是要來等你下班？ 431 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:36,166 [笑聲]等我下班？講話那麼甜 432 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,750 - 還很久啦 - 喔 433 00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:39,458 - 好啦，騎車小心喔，拜拜 - 欸 434 00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:41,916 - [遠處機車隆隆聲] - 多兩百有沒有送兩粒啊？ 435 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,083 你會不會太扯啊？說會晚點到 436 00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:46,166 - [店裡台語動感舞曲持續] - 結果晚到一個半小時 437 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,250 - 是怎樣？ - [宜安]家裡有事嘛 438 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:49,375 你每天家裡都有事 439 00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:52,458 - 不就好險有小萍多加班兩個小時 - [顧客]這兩粒大喔 440 00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:54,208 不然你幫她多排一點班啊 441 00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:55,791 - [店裡動感舞曲持續] - 還一直要頂嘴 442 00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:57,541 [悄聲]欸 443 00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:58,750 幹嘛啊？ 444 00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:00,125 怎樣？ 445 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:02,083 - [店裡台語動感舞曲持續] - 兩粒兩百啊 446 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:03,708 [不悅]白痴喔，不能這樣啦 447 00:20:03,791 --> 00:20:05,750 萬一他是警察呢？ 448 00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:07,541 [老闆]齁，又怎麼了？ 449 00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,916 就耍白痴啊 450 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,250 [老闆低聲]哪裡有遇到那麼多狀況？ 451 00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:14,500 [店裡台語動感舞曲中斷] 452 00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:17,458 - [遠處機車隆隆聲] - [遠處叫賣聲]修理紗窗 453 00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:20,958 修理紗門、換玻璃 454 00:20:23,791 --> 00:20:27,708 [遠處台語叫賣聲]修理紗窗 修理紗門、換玻璃 455 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:30,333 - 宜安，你今天去接宜靜下課 - 啊？ 456 00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:32,916 然後去幫阿莉開攤子 457 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,208 為什麼是我啊？ 458 00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:36,000 [遠處機車隆隆聲] 459 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,000 [叫賣聲持續] 460 00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:40,416 哇，你到底還要花多少時間 在醫院啊？ 461 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,708 [叫賣聲持續] 462 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,791 他沒有多少時間，快死了 463 00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:48,541 - 那也是他活該，干你什麼事啊？ - [台語叫賣聲持續] 464 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:52,166 [宜安]要是今天在醫院的人是你 他根本不會管你死活 465 00:20:52,666 --> 00:20:55,708 - [台語叫賣聲持續] - [遠處汽車喇叭聲] 466 00:20:55,791 --> 00:20:58,166 [宜安]好啊，如果你執意要去的話 467 00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:01,875 那你最好看看他這十幾年來 都賺了多少錢 468 00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:02,875 [遠處汽車喇叭聲] 469 00:21:02,958 --> 00:21:04,875 - [叫賣聲持續] - 因為即使他只賺了一毛錢 470 00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:08,291 也是屬於我們的，知道嗎？ 471 00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:09,708 你說夠沒有啊？ 472 00:21:09,791 --> 00:21:10,958 還沒有 473 00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:12,166 說夠沒有啊？ 474 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,125 [宜安]還沒 475 00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:15,375 誰賺了一毛錢？ 476 00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:16,708 - 噓 - 不干你的事啦 477 00:21:16,791 --> 00:21:19,791 [大聲]媽是不是說 大人講話不要插嘴？ 478 00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:24,541 - [叫賣聲持續] - [輕快配樂] 479 00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,083 [老師]知道嗎？ 480 00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:28,750 爺爺愛我 481 00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:31,083 - [老師]永遠愛我 - [小朋友齊聲笑] 482 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,875 - [輕快節奏加入] - [小朋友齊聲笑] 483 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,083 - [小朋友齊聲笑] - [老師]那就下課，我們去吃點心囉 484 00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:36,125 - [配樂漸強] - 好！ 485 00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:38,208 [重節拍] 486 00:21:38,291 --> 00:21:42,750 - [機車隆隆聲] - [輕快配樂持續] 487 00:21:42,833 --> 00:21:45,208 你扣子都沒扣是怎樣啊？ 488 00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:48,333 - [插扣喀一聲] - [彈舌聲] 489 00:21:48,416 --> 00:21:52,041 [宜靜]我想要一個特大杯的珍珠奶茶 490 00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,416 - [機車隆隆聲] - 才有力氣工作 491 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,583 [宜安]我來，我用給你看 492 00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:58,166 - [強尼]慢慢看喔，多功能清潔刷喔 - [宜安]噢，很噁啦 493 00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,208 [宜靜笑聲] 494 00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:01,000 - [機車隆隆聲] - [吹氣聲]啊 - 快點，一、二 495 00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:02,250 - 我來啦 - 才兩顆喔 496 00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:04,000 - 來，一起比賽，快一點 - [強尼]來看看喔 497 00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:06,166 - [顧客交談聲] - 快一點 - 等我一下啦 498 00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:07,958 快一點啦 499 00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:09,250 - [強尼]你要吃麵嗎？ - 不等人 500 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:10,291 - 看到沒有？ - 宜安 501 00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:11,583 - 難怪都沒有朋友 - 客人喔 502 00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:12,500 喔 503 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,541 - 這家麵很好吃 - [女客人]好… 504 00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:17,333 - [宜靜]我是冠軍高手喔 - 好，來個餛飩湯 505 00:22:17,416 --> 00:22:19,375 - 要… - 一個乾麵、一個餛飩湯 506 00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:21,958 然後一個燙青菜，內用 507 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,166 一個乾麵，一個… 508 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:25,833 - [機車隆隆聲] - 乾麵、餛飩湯、燙青菜 - 燙青菜 509 00:22:25,916 --> 00:22:27,291 - 嗯，謝謝 - 好 510 00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:29,625 - 等一下喔，馬上就來了 - [女客人]好，謝謝 511 00:22:29,708 --> 00:22:31,583 [機車隆隆聲] 512 00:22:31,666 --> 00:22:33,625 [攤位收音機小聲播放台語歌曲] 513 00:22:33,708 --> 00:22:35,625 宜安，你怎麼那麼久都沒來？ 514 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,875 我現在就在檳榔攤上班啊 515 00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:40,916 [宜安]是丟這嗎？ 516 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 - [收音機台語歌曲持續] - 對，這裡 - 喔 517 00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:45,666 - [滾水咕嘟聲] - 你去檳榔攤，你媽沒意見喔？ 518 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:47,333 我才不想管她呢 519 00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:49,125 反正我會賺得比她還要多啊 520 00:22:49,791 --> 00:22:52,333 {\an8}你不會煮，不會不要煮，不要亂煮啦 521 00:22:52,416 --> 00:22:54,500 - 好，你煮，隨便 - [阿莉]你出去啦 522 00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:57,000 齁，都亂煮的 523 00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:59,041 [透過麥克風]來看看喔 多功能清潔刷 524 00:22:59,125 --> 00:23:02,250 有四種刷頭，可以刷玻璃 刷馬桶、刷磁磚、刷隙縫 525 00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:04,250 不管什麼毛病，通通一瓶搞定 526 00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:05,625 [兩人齊聲]嘿、嘿、嘿 527 00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:06,791 你又作弊 528 00:23:06,875 --> 00:23:08,625 - [強尼]多功能清潔刷 - [搞怪]「你又作弊」 529 00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:10,541 - [強尼]有四種刷頭喔 - 作弊，再一次，快點 530 00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:13,208 [攤位收音機播放台語歌曲] 531 00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:15,250 [宜安]我就抓到你了 532 00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:17,750 哈哈，你作弊 533 00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:19,625 好，你自己玩，自己畫圖，要乖喔 534 00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:22,041 [宜靜不情願咕噥聲] 535 00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:23,541 - [強尼]要走囉？ - 走囉，嗯 536 00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:26,208 - 拜拜 - [收音機台語歌曲持續] 537 00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,750 [媽媽]什麼東西啊？ 538 00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:31,208 [大聲]欸，這誰弄的啊？ 539 00:23:31,291 --> 00:23:34,375 剛才有一些小屁孩在那邊玩珍珠奶茶 540 00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:35,833 現在年輕人啊，真是的 541 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:38,666 [媽媽生氣]過分耶 542 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,458 我有清潔刷，我去幫你洗啦 543 00:23:40,541 --> 00:23:41,750 - [水龍頭流水聲] - [咒罵聲] 544 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,000 被氣死耶 545 00:23:44,083 --> 00:23:46,375 事情還不夠多嗎？ 546 00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:51,125 - [咒罵聲] - [強尼]我來… 547 00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:53,041 - [噴水聲] - [強尼]我跟你講，我這個很好用 548 00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:54,916 - [噴水聲] - 我有四種刷頭 549 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,916 看是要刷玻璃、刷馬桶… 550 00:23:58,041 --> 00:24:01,041 [儀器嗶聲] 551 00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:07,041 [宜安嘆氣]你先去那邊坐 552 00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:13,250 [宜安]在這邊等，有沒有聽到？ 553 00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:18,125 [手機遊戲音效聲] 554 00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:22,583 [手機遊戲音效聲持續] 555 00:24:22,666 --> 00:24:24,666 [門吱嘎聲] 556 00:24:28,541 --> 00:24:30,500 - [手機遊戲音效聲] - [關門喀噠聲] 557 00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:33,291 [手機遊戲音效聲持續] 558 00:24:33,375 --> 00:24:34,958 [呼吸器運作聲] 559 00:24:38,541 --> 00:24:40,333 - [呼吸器運作聲] - 不能說話？ 560 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,541 滿好的 561 00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:46,500 - [呼吸器運作聲] - 這樣你就不用道歉也不用解釋了 562 00:24:49,291 --> 00:24:50,708 [呼吸器運作聲] 563 00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:56,166 - [呼吸器運作聲] - 省省吧 564 00:24:58,208 --> 00:24:59,666 我不是來這裡跟你聊天的 565 00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:01,250 [呼吸器運作聲] 566 00:25:02,666 --> 00:25:04,666 我來就跟你講一件事情 567 00:25:05,166 --> 00:25:06,416 [呼吸器運作聲] 568 00:25:07,291 --> 00:25:08,458 [使勁聲] 569 00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:10,583 - [宜安不耐煩]就說我不要看了 - [啪一聲，掉落聲] 570 00:25:10,666 --> 00:25:12,083 [呼吸器運作聲] 571 00:25:13,208 --> 00:25:15,541 姐，我想上廁所 572 00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:17,458 - [關門喀噠聲] - [呼吸器運作聲] 573 00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:22,458 [呼吸器運作聲] 574 00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:26,375 [門把喀噠聲，門吱嘎聲] 575 00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:28,708 - [呼吸器運作聲] - [關門喀噠聲] 576 00:25:30,458 --> 00:25:32,666 - 怎樣？ - [呼吸器運作聲] 577 00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:35,000 你以為媽會癡癡等你是不是啊？ 578 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,375 - [呼吸器運作聲] - 她在台中早就遇到另外一個男人 579 00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:43,166 - [呻吟聲] - [宜安]下次我媽再來找你的時候 580 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,666 我要你跟她說不准再來找你 581 00:25:47,625 --> 00:25:49,250 - [呼吸器運作聲] - 你有沒有聽到？ 582 00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:54,000 - 你有沒有聽到啊？ - [呼吸器運作聲] 583 00:25:54,916 --> 00:25:56,666 姐，他是誰啊？ 584 00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:59,333 - [遠處救護車警笛聲] - [廣播叫號聲] - 姐，他是誰啊？ 585 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:01,750 [宜靜]他是誰？ 586 00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:03,833 [宜安不悅]不要煩啦 587 00:26:03,916 --> 00:26:06,000 [宜靜大聲]你兇什麼兇？ 588 00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:09,125 如果你敢把今天來這邊的事告訴媽 你就完蛋 589 00:26:09,208 --> 00:26:11,291 我把你整個蠟筆丟掉 [大聲]有沒有聽到？ 590 00:26:12,166 --> 00:26:14,333 - [電梯叮一聲] - [儀器提示音] 591 00:26:14,416 --> 00:26:15,666 [宜靜哽咽聲] 592 00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:17,875 [宜安大聲]哭什麼啊？回答 593 00:26:18,416 --> 00:26:19,541 [哽咽]好 594 00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:23,166 [宜靜吸鼻子聲] 595 00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:25,375 - [自動門開啟聲] - [遠處車流嘈雜聲] 596 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:30,125 [車流嘈雜聲] 597 00:26:30,208 --> 00:26:34,333 - [車流嘈雜聲持續] - [電話鈴聲] 598 00:26:34,958 --> 00:26:41,958 [電話鈴聲持續] 599 00:26:42,041 --> 00:26:43,833 [嘆氣聲] 600 00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:46,708 [電話鈴聲持續] 601 00:26:46,791 --> 00:26:48,958 - [煮東西咕嘟聲] - [門吱嘎聲] 602 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:55,250 - [煮東西咕嘟聲持續] - [模糊的電視聲] 603 00:26:55,333 --> 00:26:57,958 [瓶罐碰撞聲] 604 00:26:58,041 --> 00:27:00,125 - [關門啪一聲] - [吸鼻子聲] 605 00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:03,875 [煮東西咕嘟聲持續] 606 00:27:08,625 --> 00:27:10,416 我這個禮拜的禮拜五、禮拜六 607 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,000 我要去宜蘭辦點事 608 00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:15,458 [媽媽]你早點去幫阿莉開攤子 609 00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:21,583 [媽媽]然後把宜靜接到外婆家 讓她在那裡過夜 610 00:27:21,666 --> 00:27:23,041 - [廚具輕敲聲] - 辦事？ 611 00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:24,416 [煮東西咕嘟聲持續] 612 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,375 都要死了還可以幫什麼？ 613 00:27:27,791 --> 00:27:29,916 為什麼跟你講什麼你都囉哩叭唆啊？ 614 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,250 [大聲]你都已經幫他還了十幾年的債 615 00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:33,833 你還欠他什麼啊？ 616 00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:35,875 [宜安]到底還欠他什麼啊？ 617 00:27:35,958 --> 00:27:37,541 - [碰撞聲] - 他死了啦 618 00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:41,791 [大聲]我辦完他的後事我就還完了啦 你高興了嗎？ 619 00:27:41,875 --> 00:27:43,875 - [甩門砰一聲] - [嘆氣聲] 620 00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:48,375 [篤篤聲] 621 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:49,750 - [滾水咕嘟聲] - [金屬碰撞聲] 622 00:27:49,833 --> 00:27:52,375 - [水花聲] - [阿莉]麵好了，幫我拿過去給客人 623 00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:55,041 - [宜安]好，我在做事了，好不好？ - [遠處小狗叫聲] 624 00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:58,291 - [滾燙滋滋聲] - [遠處強尼叫賣聲] 625 00:27:58,375 --> 00:28:00,791 - [筷子聲] - 好，麵來囉 626 00:28:00,875 --> 00:28:02,541 - [遠處強尼叫賣聲持續] - 謝謝 - 謝謝 627 00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:04,083 [阿莉]客人來，幫我看一下 628 00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:05,250 [強尼攤位音樂聲] 629 00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:08,333 欸，我要乾意麵小的跟燙青菜 630 00:28:08,416 --> 00:28:10,375 - [宜靜]小的乾意麵、燙青… - 整天只會滑手機 631 00:28:10,458 --> 00:28:12,666 [不耐煩]幫我去洗碗啦 632 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:16,458 - [機車隆隆聲] - [宜靜]小份肉羹湯和貢丸湯 633 00:28:16,541 --> 00:28:17,375 - [機車喇叭聲] - 好 634 00:28:17,458 --> 00:28:22,833 - [水龍頭流水聲] - [碗盤碰撞聲] 635 00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:25,458 馬上好喔 636 00:28:25,541 --> 00:28:26,791 好，喔，謝謝 637 00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:29,625 - [腳踏車鈴聲，棘輪聲] - [滾水咕嘟聲] 638 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:30,541 [女二]花枝丸 639 00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:33,333 - 好，那我吃烤玉米好了 - [講英文]好 640 00:28:33,416 --> 00:28:35,000 [攤位播放西洋歌曲] 641 00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:37,083 - [女二]鄭宜安？ - [遠處機車隆隆聲] 642 00:28:37,166 --> 00:28:39,291 [攤位西洋歌曲持續] 643 00:28:39,375 --> 00:28:41,208 - 呃… - 是我啊，謝慕晰 644 00:28:41,958 --> 00:28:43,375 - 好久不見耶 - [遠處小狗叫聲] 645 00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:45,000 [男三]你看起來不太一樣 646 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,583 [宜安]謝慕晰？ 647 00:28:46,666 --> 00:28:48,791 台北高中二年三班 648 00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:50,166 噢，我改名了啦 649 00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:51,500 我是謝欣怡 650 00:28:51,583 --> 00:28:52,708 - 喔 - 我媽帶我去算命 651 00:28:52,791 --> 00:28:54,375 說改名慕晰考運會比較好 652 00:28:54,458 --> 00:28:55,375 [尷尬笑]真的假的？ 653 00:28:55,458 --> 00:28:56,500 [腳踏車鈴聲] 654 00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:59,666 - [腳踏車聲漸弱] - [慕晰]我們全班 有一半以上的人都改名了 655 00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:01,125 - [宜安]真的假的？ - [慕晰]嗯 656 00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:02,333 [宜安]我不知道耶 657 00:29:02,416 --> 00:29:04,541 - 我不知道你現在在台北 - [滾燙滋滋聲] 658 00:29:04,625 --> 00:29:07,833 - [攤位西洋歌曲持續] - 喔，我最近剛搬回來，對啊 659 00:29:07,916 --> 00:29:09,208 你念哪一所大學啊？ 660 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:10,916 我沒有讀大學 661 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,250 你在這裡工作嗎？ 662 00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:15,458 - 沒有啦，這是我媽的攤子啦 - [滾燙滋滋聲] 663 00:29:15,541 --> 00:29:16,833 我偶爾會來這邊幫忙 664 00:29:16,916 --> 00:29:17,916 [攤位西洋歌曲持續] 665 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,125 [慕晰]下禮拜我們辦了汽車旅館派對 666 00:29:20,208 --> 00:29:23,000 品睿超猛的，租了最大的套房喔 667 00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:25,916 你來啦，我們這麼久沒見 一定很好玩 668 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,583 汽車旅館喔？ 669 00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:29,333 [機車隆隆聲] 670 00:29:29,416 --> 00:29:31,375 - 來，快點下來 - [機車引擎噠噠聲] 671 00:29:31,458 --> 00:29:33,666 我才不要去阿嬤家 672 00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:36,208 每次阿公都沒洗澡 673 00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:38,708 感覺跟臭豆腐一樣臭 674 00:29:38,791 --> 00:29:41,666 你才臭呢，不要囉嗦啦，快點進去 675 00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:43,333 - [機車呼嘯聲] - 要聽阿公、阿嬤的話喔 676 00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:44,916 [宜安]嗯，好 677 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,375 [油門催動聲] 678 00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:51,125 [廣播節目說台語] 679 00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:53,583 [電視男聲]所以覺得也不是那麼重要 680 00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:55,250 [阿公講台語]用左手吃飯 681 00:29:55,958 --> 00:29:57,500 不知道淑芬是怎麼教小孩的 682 00:29:57,583 --> 00:29:59,333 [電視男聲持續] 683 00:29:59,416 --> 00:30:02,125 [講台語]齁，拜託一下 現在什麼時代了？ 684 00:30:02,208 --> 00:30:03,958 [不耐煩]沒有人在管這個了啦 685 00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:06,500 [講台語]越看越氣，如果是以前 686 00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:08,958 用左手聽說會被人家吊起來打 687 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:11,000 [舞廳大聲播放台語舞曲] 688 00:30:11,083 --> 00:30:12,958 - [男四]你有美簽嗎？ - [外婆]嗯，有 689 00:30:13,041 --> 00:30:14,250 [男四]借我一下 690 00:30:14,791 --> 00:30:17,750 [舞廳台語舞曲持續] 691 00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:19,875 你們在看什麼？ 692 00:30:19,958 --> 00:30:22,291 [講台語]小孩子聽話就好，不要多問 693 00:30:22,375 --> 00:30:25,333 - [舞廳台語舞曲持續] - 乖，去看他們跳舞 694 00:30:25,416 --> 00:30:27,458 他們跳得好爛 695 00:30:27,541 --> 00:30:29,583 唉唷，乖… 696 00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:31,708 [男四]她明天晚上會到 697 00:30:31,791 --> 00:30:34,541 你們是禮拜天一大早的飛機 698 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:36,166 她要在你那邊睡一晚可以嗎？ 699 00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:37,666 [外婆]可以，沒問題 700 00:30:37,750 --> 00:30:39,958 [男四]過海關的時候一定要小心 701 00:30:40,041 --> 00:30:41,541 - [啪一聲] - 哎 702 00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:44,250 這個你不可以拿，這個很值錢的耶 703 00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:46,500 - [舞廳台語舞曲持續] - 幹，這些媽逼 704 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:48,458 所以我才不想要有小孩 705 00:30:48,541 --> 00:30:49,916 [舞廳台語舞曲中斷] 706 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 [打火機喀噠聲] 707 00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:57,916 [遠處車流嘈雜聲] 708 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:04,250 [遠處蟲鳴聲] 709 00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:06,833 [遠處車流嘈雜聲持續] 710 00:31:06,916 --> 00:31:11,750 [遠處蟲鳴聲持續] 711 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,416 [男主播]17號下午台中還有個女同學 將名字改成郭鮭魚丼飯 712 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:21,500 - [背景叫號聲]請到一號櫃檯辦理 - [男受訪者]有問她說 為什麼要改這個名字 713 00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:23,958 - [背景叫號聲]謝謝 - 她是就有直接跟我們同仁講說 714 00:31:24,041 --> 00:31:28,041 - 她主要是配合這一次業者的活動 - [背景叫號聲]來賓1097號，請… 715 00:31:28,125 --> 00:31:32,083 [男主播]國內知名的壽司業者推出 「鮭魚在哪裡？」，註明尋人啟事 716 00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:33,625 [說台語]在阿公這裡不要用左手畫畫 717 00:31:33,708 --> 00:31:35,291 [男主播]只要名字有「鮭魚」兩個字 718 00:31:35,375 --> 00:31:39,416 就可以揪團含自己在內六個人同桌 免費壽司吃到飽 719 00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,625 - [男記者]那你會想改嗎？怎麼說？ - [女受訪者]不會 720 00:31:41,708 --> 00:31:44,375 [女受訪者]因為如果有人 要請你吃和牛，也要改成和牛嗎？ 721 00:31:44,458 --> 00:31:45,750 這樣一輩子要一直改名字 722 00:31:45,833 --> 00:31:47,916 - [物品碰撞聲] - [店裡播放台語舞曲] 723 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,333 - [老闆喘氣聲] - [宜安]快點好不好？ 724 00:31:50,416 --> 00:31:52,958 - [店裡台語舞曲持續] - [老闆]等一下，幹嘛那麼急啦？ 725 00:31:53,041 --> 00:31:54,708 [宜安]幫我媽開攤啦 726 00:31:54,791 --> 00:31:57,250 - [老闆]啊？你為什麼都沒跟我說？ - [喘息聲] 727 00:31:57,333 --> 00:32:00,250 我明明就有說過，跟你請假過[喘息] 728 00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:02,041 [老闆]幹 你現在不要講這個好不好？ 729 00:32:02,125 --> 00:32:03,750 [鳥聲門鈴] 730 00:32:03,833 --> 00:32:06,541 - [宜靜笑聲] - [電視聲] 731 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:08,416 - 啊，嘿，來 - [男訪客]欸，阿姨 732 00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:09,583 青龍，來 733 00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:11,500 - [外婆]請進，來，唉唷 - [青龍]來喔，來 734 00:32:11,583 --> 00:32:13,583 - 快點進來… - [鄰居狗叫聲] 735 00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:14,875 [講台語]不要那麼緊張嘛 736 00:32:14,958 --> 00:32:16,458 唉唷，你都不知道 737 00:32:16,541 --> 00:32:19,041 - [外婆]我們這個鄰居嘴好大[笑聲] - [青龍]喔 738 00:32:19,125 --> 00:32:20,958 [講台語]人來了，交給你 739 00:32:21,041 --> 00:32:22,750 - [電視聲] - 放心，沒問題 - 好 740 00:32:22,833 --> 00:32:26,333 幫忙收一收啦，在那邊抽菸 741 00:32:26,416 --> 00:32:28,291 [夜市喧鬧聲] 742 00:32:28,375 --> 00:32:30,125 我走就是了，好不好？ 743 00:32:30,208 --> 00:32:32,583 [推車滾輪聲] 744 00:32:32,666 --> 00:32:36,000 [滾燙滋滋聲] 745 00:32:36,083 --> 00:32:37,500 [攤位播放國語流行歌曲] 746 00:32:37,583 --> 00:32:38,708 [強尼]欸，宜安 747 00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:41,541 你們家瑪莉好像不喜歡你喔 748 00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:42,541 [攤位流行歌曲持續] 749 00:32:42,625 --> 00:32:45,291 - [悄聲]瑪莉喔？ - 我有名字啦，我叫阿莉 750 00:32:45,791 --> 00:32:47,666 阿莉，[說英文]你很棒 751 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:49,875 - [說英文]阿莉很棒 - [宜安笑聲] 752 00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:50,791 [外婆]再見… 753 00:32:50,875 --> 00:32:55,500 - [電視聲] - [鄰居狗叫聲] 754 00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:57,291 來，那邊坐 755 00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:58,666 坐… 756 00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:01,083 - [電視聲] - [魚缸氣泡咕嘟聲] 757 00:33:01,166 --> 00:33:03,416 - [攤位流行歌曲持續] - 擠牙膏神器，這個很厲害喔 758 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,000 條狀的牙膏有了這個 759 00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:07,125 完全榨乾，一滴都不會剩 760 00:33:07,208 --> 00:33:09,250 - 你拿去用用看 - 真的有用嗎？ 761 00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:11,958 很適合宜靜啊 小朋友擠牙膏都沒擠乾淨 762 00:33:12,041 --> 00:33:14,250 - [攤位流行歌曲持續] - 有了這個就會擠得乾乾淨淨 763 00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:16,291 她都不刷牙，不用啦 764 00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:18,958 [外婆]欸，你…吃過了嗎？ 765 00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:21,875 - [有腔調]我吃過了，謝謝 - 喔 766 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:24,708 你怎麼講話那麼奇怪？ 767 00:33:24,791 --> 00:33:26,333 [外婆嘖聲]沒禮貌 768 00:33:26,416 --> 00:33:28,166 [輕聲]小孩子不懂事啦[尷尬笑聲] 769 00:33:28,250 --> 00:33:30,083 你媽呢？她怎麼沒來？ 770 00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:32,458 [攤位流行歌曲持續] 771 00:33:32,541 --> 00:33:34,375 你對我媽有興趣齁？ 772 00:33:35,291 --> 00:33:36,416 我… 773 00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:39,250 [宜安輕笑聲] 774 00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:40,791 - [行李箱滾輪聲] - [外婆]喔…小…欸 775 00:33:40,875 --> 00:33:42,458 來，外婆幫你，來 776 00:33:42,541 --> 00:33:44,750 - 啊，文冰，你先上車 - [阿公]宜靜 777 00:33:44,833 --> 00:33:46,500 [車流嘈雜聲] 778 00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:49,291 [宜靜]我也在幫忙啊 779 00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:52,875 [說台語]啊，對了 四袋飯菜我放在冷藏 780 00:33:52,958 --> 00:33:56,083 - [車流嘈雜聲] - 另外四袋我放在冷凍 這樣你會嗎？ 781 00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:58,333 [外婆說台語] 下禮拜二我就回來了，再見 782 00:33:58,416 --> 00:33:59,458 - 拜拜 - [外婆]拜拜 783 00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:03,083 [收音機廣播聲] 784 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:04,000 欸 785 00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:10,083 [說台語]你阿嬤、你媽媽 別人怎麼說我不知道，我不准 786 00:34:10,166 --> 00:34:11,958 下次不能用左手，知道嗎？ 787 00:34:12,041 --> 00:34:13,791 - 為什麼？ - 為… 788 00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:15,166 [說台語]左手不乾淨 789 00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:17,333 左手是魔鬼的手 790 00:34:17,416 --> 00:34:20,500 你用左手等於是在替魔鬼做事 這樣聽懂了嗎？ 791 00:34:20,583 --> 00:34:23,000 - [電梯叮聲，開門聲] - 好 792 00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:30,083 [急促打擊配樂] 793 00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:37,750 [急促打擊配樂結束] 794 00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:39,000 - [宜靜驚嘆] - [狐獴叫聲] 795 00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:41,416 - 真的還假的啊？ - [狐獴叫聲] 796 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:44,041 - 你爸身後留下來的 - [狐獴叫聲] 797 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:46,041 [宜安]一隻狐獴耶 798 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:48,000 - [淑芬]也不知道哪裡弄來的 - [遠處喇叭聲] 799 00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:49,958 - [狐獴叫聲] - 就一直留在身邊 800 00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:53,333 牠叫什麼名字啊？ 801 00:34:53,416 --> 00:34:54,666 [淑芬]我不知道耶 802 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:56,708 咕咕 803 00:34:56,791 --> 00:34:58,333 那叫咕咕 804 00:34:58,416 --> 00:34:59,916 [狐獴叫聲] 805 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,625 - [電視聲] - [外婆]23、24、25[輕笑聲] 806 00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:05,916 - 對啦，謝謝喔[笑聲] - [講台語]對吧？ 807 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,166 - [講台語]很輕鬆嘛 - 唉唷 808 00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:11,375 [講台語]不只輕鬆，而且很方便 809 00:35:11,958 --> 00:35:15,166 [外婆]他們那邊的維他命有夠便宜的 810 00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:17,708 [講台語]是喔？對了 811 00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:19,750 [講國語]小李問你 812 00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:21,208 下個月15要不要再去？ 813 00:35:21,291 --> 00:35:23,833 - [講台語]那天是我的生日啦 - 喔 814 00:35:23,916 --> 00:35:25,083 唉唷，這… 815 00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:28,458 [講台語]我兒子還專程回來台灣 要幫我辦生日派對耶 816 00:35:28,541 --> 00:35:30,000 - [電視聲持續] - [魚缸氣泡咕嘟聲] 817 00:35:30,083 --> 00:35:32,083 - [講台語]好啦，再通知你 - 喔 818 00:35:33,041 --> 00:35:34,916 欸…欸 819 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,916 [講台語]你看我差不多幾歲？ 820 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,583 [電視聲持續] 821 00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:40,916 [講台語]65？ 822 00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:45,791 [講台語]沒…沒那麼多啦 我都還沒滿六十呢 823 00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:49,541 - [店裡播放電子舞曲] - [機車呼嘯聲] 824 00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:52,875 [裝飾珠珠沙沙聲] 825 00:35:52,958 --> 00:35:57,625 [店裡電子舞曲持續] 826 00:35:57,708 --> 00:35:59,625 老闆，這個幾塊？ 827 00:35:59,708 --> 00:36:00,916 [男老闆]六十塊 828 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,458 [店裡電子舞曲持續] 829 00:36:03,541 --> 00:36:07,666 [急促打擊配樂] 830 00:36:12,333 --> 00:36:15,541 - [急促打擊配樂持續] - [夜市喧鬧聲] 831 00:36:15,625 --> 00:36:18,250 - [夜市喧鬧聲] - [車流嘈雜聲] 832 00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:20,375 - [急促鈴聲] - [夜市喧鬧聲] 833 00:36:20,458 --> 00:36:22,791 [急促打擊配樂持續] 834 00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:24,333 [電燈滋滋聲] 835 00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:25,500 [滾燙滋滋聲] 836 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:28,000 [急促打擊配樂持續] 837 00:36:28,083 --> 00:36:29,541 [滾燙滋滋聲] 838 00:36:29,625 --> 00:36:32,416 [急促打擊配樂持續] 839 00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:33,916 [急促打擊配樂結束] 840 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,083 [滾水咕嘟聲] 841 00:36:35,166 --> 00:36:37,208 - [淑芬]你在幹嘛？ - 沒有 842 00:36:37,291 --> 00:36:38,625 [滾水咕嘟聲] 843 00:36:38,708 --> 00:36:42,958 [手機播放國語流行歌曲] 844 00:36:43,041 --> 00:36:44,833 - 咕咕，你看 - [狐獴叫聲] 845 00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:47,458 這是魔鬼手幫我拿的 846 00:36:47,541 --> 00:36:48,750 漂亮嗎？ 847 00:36:48,833 --> 00:36:50,958 - 咕咕，球球在那裡 - [狐獴叫聲] 848 00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:53,250 咕咕 849 00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:54,958 [狐獴叫聲] 850 00:36:55,041 --> 00:36:57,250 [手機國語流行歌曲持續] 851 00:36:57,333 --> 00:36:59,500 - [狐獴叫聲] - 叫牠出去，帶走牠啦 852 00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:01,333 [手機國語流行歌曲持續] 853 00:37:01,416 --> 00:37:03,666 你今天長得不太一樣耶 854 00:37:04,291 --> 00:37:05,583 有沒有好看？ 855 00:37:05,666 --> 00:37:06,666 好看 856 00:37:06,750 --> 00:37:09,250 [狐獴叫聲] 857 00:37:09,333 --> 00:37:10,333 [宜安笑聲] 858 00:37:10,416 --> 00:37:12,416 [強尼叫賣]它這個可以洗玻璃喔 我示範給你看喔 859 00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:13,875 [滾水咕嘟聲] 860 00:37:13,958 --> 00:37:17,125 - [噴霧聲] - 來，看你要噴裡面、噴上面 噴下面、噴外面 861 00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:18,625 - 這樣噴完之後… - 噴哪裡啦，強尼？ 862 00:37:18,708 --> 00:37:21,083 - 啊？欸 - 上次那個充電寶很不給力 863 00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:23,208 [房東]給我準備一個夠力的好不好？ 864 00:37:23,291 --> 00:37:25,958 [強尼說台語]我幫你準備一個 能待機一個月的，好不好？ 865 00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:27,541 - 齁 - 最好是這樣[笑聲] 866 00:37:27,625 --> 00:37:30,000 來，你看，這樣子一刮有沒有？ 867 00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:32,250 - [滾水咕嘟聲] - 就很乾淨，清潔溜溜，有沒有？ 868 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,000 - 阿莉 - [強尼]來，參考一下，齁 869 00:37:34,083 --> 00:37:36,000 - 幫我煮個麵 - [阿莉]喔，好 870 00:37:36,083 --> 00:37:39,416 楊哥，不好意思 我們後面坐好不好？請你喝飲料 871 00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:42,166 - [車流嘈雜聲] - [夜市喧鬧聲] 872 00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:48,375 [店裡播放台語歌曲] 873 00:37:51,666 --> 00:37:53,250 [物品碰撞聲] 874 00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:59,708 [急促打擊配樂] 875 00:37:59,791 --> 00:38:00,791 [急促打擊配樂中斷] 876 00:38:00,875 --> 00:38:03,041 這個月家裡有一些意外的支出 877 00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:05,000 我…我下個月我一定準時 878 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:06,958 - [淑芬]對不起 - [老楊]下個月喔 879 00:38:07,041 --> 00:38:09,291 - [夜市喧鬧聲] - [老楊]上個月也沒收到，啊？ 880 00:38:09,375 --> 00:38:10,208 [老楊]你知道嗎？ 881 00:38:10,291 --> 00:38:11,416 [大聲]你要知道 882 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:15,875 我們這個夜市 是全台北最好、最熱鬧的，啊？ 883 00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:18,416 - 對，我… - 你要是老是這樣子的話 884 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:19,875 那我就讓給別人去做喔 885 00:38:19,958 --> 00:38:22,041 [急促打擊配樂] 886 00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:24,958 [急促打擊配樂中斷] 887 00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:26,166 [機器運作聲] 888 00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:29,583 [淑芬]真的很不好意思 我下個月不會這樣了 889 00:38:29,666 --> 00:38:32,083 [夜市喧鬧聲] 890 00:38:32,166 --> 00:38:33,791 不要搞錯了 891 00:38:33,875 --> 00:38:36,625 - 收個錢讓我跑這麼多趟，是怎樣？ - [腳踏車鈴聲] 892 00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:38,541 - 對…對不起 - [強尼]老楊，來啦 893 00:38:38,625 --> 00:38:40,208 - 火氣這麼大，喝飲料啦 - [遠處機車聲] 894 00:38:40,291 --> 00:38:42,750 [老楊]要接的人排隊在等啦 895 00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:44,875 - 你上次… - 做生意，租金要給啦 896 00:38:44,958 --> 00:38:46,958 你上次不是說 要那個手錶可以量血壓的？ 897 00:38:47,041 --> 00:38:48,958 我有貨，要不要看一下？ 898 00:38:50,083 --> 00:38:51,541 - [強尼]齁 - 不好意思… 899 00:38:51,625 --> 00:38:53,916 - [老楊]有嗎？ - [強尼]有啦，今天剛好有進貨，嘿 900 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,208 - [阿莉]老闆，你的麵 - [遠處機車隆隆聲] 901 00:38:56,291 --> 00:39:00,000 [急促打擊配樂] 902 00:39:04,416 --> 00:39:05,875 [急促打擊配樂結束] 903 00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:11,083 心情不好就是要喝酒，來 904 00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:12,208 [玻璃杯輕碰聲] 905 00:39:14,041 --> 00:39:15,958 [遠處機車隆隆聲] 906 00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:18,041 啊！舒服 907 00:39:18,125 --> 00:39:19,750 [機車呼嘯聲] 908 00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:22,208 - 阿莉 - 喔，回來了 909 00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:24,166 - 媽 - 宜靜 910 00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:26,625 幹嘛去了？那麼開心啊 911 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:30,583 - [使勁聲] - [重物砰一聲] 912 00:39:30,666 --> 00:39:33,166 [強尼]我最近有跟一個會，然後… 913 00:39:33,250 --> 00:39:34,333 已經到了 914 00:39:34,416 --> 00:39:37,083 其實我用不到那筆錢 915 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:40,500 我想說…要不要先借你？ 916 00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:44,083 [遠處機車隆隆聲] 917 00:39:48,666 --> 00:39:52,041 不用啦，那個錢你自己留著用 918 00:39:53,666 --> 00:39:55,583 [遠處機車隆隆聲] 919 00:39:55,666 --> 00:39:57,666 我會想辦法[吐息聲] 920 00:39:58,875 --> 00:40:00,291 [機車引擎噠噠聲] 921 00:40:00,375 --> 00:40:02,208 那我先去收攤了 922 00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:06,750 欸 923 00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:09,791 你等下收完攤等我一下 924 00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:11,708 我們可以…再喝一下 925 00:40:12,541 --> 00:40:14,583 好，沒問題 926 00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:20,833 [電子舞曲] 927 00:40:20,916 --> 00:40:24,250 [電子舞曲音樂漸強] 928 00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:27,333 [電子舞曲持續] 929 00:40:33,583 --> 00:40:36,583 [電子舞曲音樂持續] 930 00:40:44,541 --> 00:40:47,791 - [電子舞曲持續] - [男客]快，跳！ 931 00:40:47,875 --> 00:40:51,166 [電子舞曲音樂持續] 932 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,083 鄭宜安，你來了 933 00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:58,875 [宜安]欸，我剛好在找你耶 934 00:40:58,958 --> 00:41:00,833 你穿好漂亮喔 935 00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:03,083 隨便穿啦，你也是啊 936 00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:05,166 謝謝，要不要進來喝一杯？ 937 00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:07,791 - [狐獴叫聲] - [強尼]好可愛喔，牠叫咕咕喔？ 938 00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:08,958 [宜靜]對 939 00:41:09,041 --> 00:41:11,166 - [狐獴叫聲] - 牠會咬人嗎？ - 不會 940 00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:13,375 咕咕 941 00:41:14,208 --> 00:41:15,208 [關門聲] 942 00:41:19,375 --> 00:41:20,833 第一次來你家 943 00:41:20,916 --> 00:41:22,750 不好意思兩手空空，我有帶酒 944 00:41:22,833 --> 00:41:25,166 - 喔，好啊，那喝你的 - [狐獴叫聲] 945 00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:26,125 [強尼]好 946 00:41:27,166 --> 00:41:29,083 宜靜，該睡覺囉，很晚了 947 00:41:29,166 --> 00:41:31,750 - 不要再跟咕咕玩了，去睡覺 - 喔，好 948 00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:33,416 拜拜，咕咕 949 00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:34,625 [強尼]晚安囉 950 00:41:34,708 --> 00:41:36,958 [不情願]晚安 951 00:41:37,041 --> 00:41:38,833 [搖滾歌曲] 952 00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:42,750 [男同學唱搖滾歌曲] 953 00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:45,875 - [兩人笑聲] - 看他跳 - 他在幹嘛？ 954 00:41:45,958 --> 00:41:47,000 [喧鬧聲] 955 00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:49,041 - [男同學繼續唱] - 你們喜歡大學生活嗎？ 956 00:41:49,125 --> 00:41:50,625 愛死了 957 00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:53,041 - [喧鬧聲] - [男同學繼續唱搖滾歌曲] 958 00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:55,291 你為什麼沒有讀大學啊？ 959 00:41:56,291 --> 00:41:58,125 - 家裡沒有錢啊 - [喧鬧聲] 960 00:41:58,208 --> 00:42:00,875 - 因為我以為你會讀國立大學 - [喧鬧聲] 961 00:42:00,958 --> 00:42:04,250 又是前三名，又是校園女神 962 00:42:04,333 --> 00:42:06,000 大家都超忌妒你的 963 00:42:06,083 --> 00:42:09,291 什麼校園女神？太尷尬了吧[笑聲] 964 00:42:09,375 --> 00:42:12,625 [遠處垃圾車音樂] 965 00:42:12,708 --> 00:42:14,583 [物品碰撞聲] 966 00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:18,416 [遠處垃圾車音樂持續] 967 00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:25,041 [遠處垃圾車音樂持續] 968 00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:26,791 [淑芬從遠處]宜靜，你刷牙沒？ 969 00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:28,000 還沒 970 00:42:28,083 --> 00:42:31,333 - [男同學繼續唱搖滾歌曲] - 而且，我沒有想到還會再看到你 971 00:42:31,416 --> 00:42:32,625 你為什麼就不見啦？ 972 00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:35,250 [男同學二] 不要以為沒有你們的事，來吧 973 00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:38,666 - [男同學繼續唱搖滾歌曲] - 我們家因為我爸跑路之後就離開了 974 00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:40,625 [喧鬧聲] 975 00:42:40,708 --> 00:42:42,291 我以為你爸早就走了 976 00:42:42,375 --> 00:42:44,250 [女同學]欸，我們來喝香檳！ 977 00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:46,750 - [男同學二講台語]欸，喝啦，來啦 - [女同學]一、二、三 978 00:42:46,833 --> 00:42:50,333 - [開瓶啵一聲，氣泡滋滋聲] - [眾人歡呼聲] 979 00:42:50,416 --> 00:42:54,000 - [倒酒聲，冰塊碰撞聲] - [電視小聲播放台語歌曲] 980 00:42:54,083 --> 00:42:56,916 [杯子碰撞聲，倒酒聲] 981 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,083 [強尼]謝謝 982 00:42:58,791 --> 00:43:01,416 嗯？怎麼沒有蓋子？ 983 00:43:02,458 --> 00:43:05,375 沒關係啦，反正等下喝完了 984 00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:07,458 [電視台語歌曲持續] 985 00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:08,750 [杯子輕敲聲] 986 00:43:09,708 --> 00:43:10,583 [啜飲聲] 987 00:43:10,666 --> 00:43:14,000 - [電視台語歌曲持續] - 要常笑喔，平常看你好像都悶悶的 988 00:43:14,083 --> 00:43:15,916 不知道在想什麼，對啊 989 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,500 我覺得你笑起來… 990 00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:19,375 滿好看的 991 00:43:19,458 --> 00:43:20,916 [啜飲聲] 992 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,500 [女人輕笑聲] 993 00:43:23,583 --> 00:43:25,166 [電視台語歌曲持續] 994 00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:26,416 幹嘛啦？ 995 00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:29,583 喝啊，幹嘛？ 996 00:43:29,666 --> 00:43:31,875 沒幹嘛[笑聲] 997 00:43:31,958 --> 00:43:32,916 [冰塊碰撞聲] 998 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,208 沒有喝醉 999 00:43:34,291 --> 00:43:36,208 [電視台語歌曲持續] 1000 00:43:36,291 --> 00:43:37,958 好，有一點點[笑聲] 1001 00:43:38,041 --> 00:43:41,458 - [卡拉OK播放輕快英文歌曲] - [喧鬧聲] 1002 00:43:41,541 --> 00:43:43,333 [男同學三]你先喝，不要每次都我喝 1003 00:43:43,416 --> 00:43:45,291 - [男同學四]又是我 - [男同學三]每次都你在講 1004 00:43:45,375 --> 00:43:46,500 [打火機喀噠聲] 1005 00:43:46,583 --> 00:43:47,875 [卡拉OK英文歌曲持續] 1006 00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:51,083 酒多少錢啊？[笑聲] 1007 00:43:51,166 --> 00:43:52,416 什麼東西多少錢？ 1008 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:55,916 [男同學四講台語] 兩粒兩百，一百就摸大腿啊[笑聲] 1009 00:43:57,125 --> 00:43:58,375 [男同學三講台語]兩粒兩百 1010 00:43:58,458 --> 00:44:00,416 [卡拉OK英文歌曲持續] 1011 00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:02,541 - [啪一聲] - [不悅]人家好好工作 你憑什麼批評啊？ 1012 00:44:02,625 --> 00:44:03,625 [男同學三]幹嘛那麼兇？ 1013 00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:06,333 大學生比較了不起是不是？ 1014 00:44:06,416 --> 00:44:07,333 [男同學三]掃興喔 1015 00:44:07,416 --> 00:44:08,500 [卡拉OK英文歌曲持續] 1016 00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:09,708 [品睿]鄭宜安 1017 00:44:10,625 --> 00:44:11,833 [女同學二]她怎麼了？ 1018 00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:13,791 [男同學五]怎麼了？ 1019 00:44:13,875 --> 00:44:17,750 [卡拉OK英文歌曲持續] 1020 00:44:17,833 --> 00:44:19,333 - [卡拉OK英文歌曲中斷] - [關門聲] 1021 00:44:19,416 --> 00:44:20,875 [電視播放台語歌曲] 1022 00:44:22,250 --> 00:44:24,166 - [狐獴叫聲] - [強尼]我們這樣會不會… 1023 00:44:24,916 --> 00:44:26,333 太快了一點？ 1024 00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:29,583 - [電視台語歌曲持續] - [喘氣聲] 1025 00:44:29,666 --> 00:44:31,958 [淑芬]怎麼這麼難開？ 1026 00:44:33,541 --> 00:44:34,666 我幫你開 1027 00:44:34,750 --> 00:44:37,750 [電視台語歌曲持續] 1028 00:44:42,583 --> 00:44:43,958 呃…好了 1029 00:44:44,041 --> 00:44:47,458 [電視台語歌曲持續] 1030 00:44:47,541 --> 00:44:48,500 淑芬？ 1031 00:44:53,708 --> 00:44:54,875 [開門聲] 1032 00:44:56,708 --> 00:44:58,500 你媽睡著了[尷尬笑聲] 1033 00:45:01,583 --> 00:45:02,583 [關門聲] 1034 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,416 你是要走了沒啊？ 1035 00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:07,375 呃…我要回去了 1036 00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:09,041 滾 1037 00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:11,416 [強尼]晚安囉 1038 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:15,666 [開門聲，關門聲] 1039 00:45:15,750 --> 00:45:18,750 [安靜無聲] 1040 00:45:44,666 --> 00:45:46,291 [微弱吸鼻子聲] 1041 00:45:56,250 --> 00:45:59,583 [機車呼嘯聲] 1042 00:45:59,666 --> 00:46:02,583 [開門鈴響] 1043 00:46:02,666 --> 00:46:05,541 - [金鍊沙沙聲] - [電視上男主播]尤其您知道 一塊市售的蓮蓉蛋黃月餅 1044 00:46:05,625 --> 00:46:07,125 熱量有多少嗎？ 1045 00:46:07,208 --> 00:46:09,708 [女記者]這樣子一個小小月餅 有180公克 1046 00:46:09,791 --> 00:46:12,625 那裡面的熱量就高達有530卡路里 1047 00:46:12,708 --> 00:46:14,166 [當鋪老闆]有帶證件嗎？ 1048 00:46:14,250 --> 00:46:17,083 [女記者]跑一百公尺這樣的時速的話 也要跑將近… 1049 00:46:17,166 --> 00:46:18,500 [當鋪老闆]來，這邊留一下資料 1050 00:46:18,583 --> 00:46:20,125 [女記者]才有辦法把這樣子的一個… 1051 00:46:20,208 --> 00:46:22,500 把月餅的熱量給消耗掉 1052 00:46:23,958 --> 00:46:26,208 [男主播]中秋節除了吃月餅 當然少不了… 1053 00:46:26,291 --> 00:46:32,625 - [吸吮聲] - [店裡播放台語歌曲] 1054 00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:37,708 - [吸吮聲持續] - [店裡台語歌曲持續] 1055 00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:45,750 - [吸吮聲持續] - [店裡台語歌曲持續] 1056 00:46:46,625 --> 00:46:47,666 [輕笑聲] 1057 00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:50,500 [吸吮聲停止] 1058 00:46:50,583 --> 00:46:51,916 [店裡台語歌曲持續] 1059 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,250 [生氣]喂！ 1060 00:46:53,333 --> 00:46:54,250 [老闆]幹嘛？ 1061 00:46:55,375 --> 00:46:56,333 沒有啦 1062 00:46:56,416 --> 00:47:00,083 - [生氣]有沒有搞錯啊？你在看她？ - [老闆]噓，小聲一點啦，沒有啦 1063 00:47:00,625 --> 00:47:03,625 - 你要是想幹她你就去啊 - [男二]沒有，欸，你先回來，欸 1064 00:47:04,333 --> 00:47:06,041 - [宜安]他你的了 - 怎麼了？ 1065 00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:07,916 [男客人]下次要額外優待喔 1066 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,625 - [打火機喀噠聲] - [小萍]好啦，謝謝，下次見，拜拜 - [男客人]嗯 1067 00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:13,375 [店裡台語歌曲持續] 1068 00:47:13,458 --> 00:47:14,958 [不悅]看什麼看？進去啊！ 1069 00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:16,916 沒事啦，我們剛在整理東西 1070 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,750 [老闆]有點小吵架 1071 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000 [店裡台語歌曲中斷] 1072 00:47:22,041 --> 00:47:23,125 [宜靜]來，出來吧 1073 00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:24,416 [狐獴叫聲] 1074 00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:25,333 好了 1075 00:47:25,416 --> 00:47:29,041 - [球發出啾啾聲] - [狐獴叫聲] 1076 00:47:29,125 --> 00:47:31,625 - [球滾動聲] - [宜靜]給你的，去吧[尖聲叫] 1077 00:47:32,125 --> 00:47:33,166 [笑聲] 1078 00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:35,375 跟我一起玩球嗎？ 1079 00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:37,000 - [笑聲]你喜歡耶 - [狐獴叫聲] 1080 00:47:37,083 --> 00:47:38,291 欸，給我玩 1081 00:47:38,375 --> 00:47:39,958 - [球發出啾啾聲] - [淑芬]宜靜，走囉 1082 00:47:40,041 --> 00:47:42,416 - [球發出啾啾聲] - 我們要去跟外婆還有阿姨喝下午茶 1083 00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:47,041 - [球發出啾啾聲] - [宜靜]可是我想要那個帶咕咕去啊 1084 00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:49,208 - [球發出啾啾聲] - [淑芬]當然不可以啊 - [狐獴叫聲] 1085 00:47:49,291 --> 00:47:55,625 [古典樂配樂] 1086 00:47:55,708 --> 00:48:01,916 [古典樂配樂持續] 1087 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,416 [滑門聲] 1088 00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:06,083 - [店裡播放古典樂] - [外婆]欸，來，我有帶禮物給大家 1089 00:48:06,166 --> 00:48:08,375 - [笑聲]大家都有，一人一份 - 謝謝媽 1090 00:48:08,458 --> 00:48:10,416 - [低聲歡呼] - [外婆]來，曉荷的，來 1091 00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:13,541 - 這個你的 - 好棒喔 1092 00:48:13,625 --> 00:48:15,250 （免稅） 1093 00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:16,666 [店裡古典樂持續] 1094 00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:19,375 咦？你不是有魚油嗎？ 1095 00:48:19,458 --> 00:48:21,958 - 呃 - 然後我們的是T恤嗎？ 1096 00:48:22,041 --> 00:48:23,875 欸，這個也是… 1097 00:48:23,958 --> 00:48:25,291 這個是最好的耶 1098 00:48:25,375 --> 00:48:28,708 而且它的那個單位很高耶，很貴耶 1099 00:48:28,791 --> 00:48:30,916 [阿姨]你現在很常去美國嗎？ 1100 00:48:31,416 --> 00:48:34,375 [外婆]也沒有啦 我就一個月大概去兩次啦 1101 00:48:34,458 --> 00:48:37,000 兩次？兩次很多耶 1102 00:48:37,833 --> 00:48:41,000 唉，沒…沒事，我上洗手間 1103 00:48:42,375 --> 00:48:45,083 你看，又要逃避話題了 1104 00:48:45,916 --> 00:48:49,291 欸，你媽生日要到了，今年怎麼過？ 1105 00:48:50,041 --> 00:48:52,125 [阿姨]同慶樓啊，不然怎麼過？ 1106 00:48:52,208 --> 00:48:53,708 現在一桌多少錢啊？ 1107 00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:55,875 我先講，我沒有辦法分攤 1108 00:48:55,958 --> 00:48:57,250 你又有什麼問題？ 1109 00:48:59,625 --> 00:49:01,541 那振興有要分攤嗎？ 1110 00:49:01,625 --> 00:49:03,625 [阿姨]這又沒多少錢 1111 00:49:06,708 --> 00:49:10,708 鄭江清的…醫藥費跟喪葬費 花了我15萬 1112 00:49:10,791 --> 00:49:13,000 - [店裡古典樂持續] - [咖啡機運作聲] 1113 00:49:13,083 --> 00:49:14,833 他死了？什麼時候的事啊？ 1114 00:49:16,750 --> 00:49:18,458 不是啊，他沒有家人了嗎？ 1115 00:49:18,541 --> 00:49:20,875 哪輪得到你來幫他付喪葬費啊？ 1116 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:23,666 - 你現在跟他什麼關係啊？ - 我就是他唯一的家人 1117 00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:25,166 - [阿姨]怎麼會呢？ - 哇[驚嘆] 1118 00:49:25,250 --> 00:49:28,208 - 你去看醫生好不好？ - [阿姨]欸，小姐，這數字不小耶 1119 00:49:28,291 --> 00:49:29,958 [阿姨]你好過嗎你？ 1120 00:49:30,041 --> 00:49:32,208 [淑芬]我不好過也要付啊 1121 00:49:33,375 --> 00:49:35,125 你們不要在那邊講風涼話，好不好？ 1122 00:49:35,208 --> 00:49:37,000 - 他幫你… - [曉荷]你做慈善事業的是不是？ 1123 00:49:37,083 --> 00:49:38,833 他幫你找過工作 1124 00:49:38,916 --> 00:49:40,416 - 還借錢給你老公周轉 - 不要跟我提那… 1125 00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:42,916 - 不要跟我提那幾百年前的事 - [阿姨]欸，我有還好不好啊？ 1126 00:49:43,708 --> 00:49:46,583 - 欸，這是兩件事，你不要混為一談 - [淑芬]我就說我沒有幫他付 1127 00:49:46,666 --> 00:49:48,375 其實沒有人會付 1128 00:49:48,458 --> 00:49:49,958 - 不是你有沒有還的… - [阿姨嘆氣] 1129 00:49:50,041 --> 00:49:52,000 人家也幫過你們嘛 1130 00:49:52,083 --> 00:49:53,208 - [阿姨]這兩件事啊 - 我們… 1131 00:49:53,291 --> 00:49:54,833 - 她有還，我有好好工作啊 - 他是過世 1132 00:49:54,916 --> 00:49:57,750 我付的是喪葬費耶，不是什麼… 1133 00:49:58,375 --> 00:49:59,666 - 你先看看你… - 享受的開銷 1134 00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:01,541 - 不是，你先看看你自己什麼狀況 - 是喪葬費 1135 00:50:01,625 --> 00:50:03,000 [阿姨]你每件事情都不跟我們商量 1136 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,625 - 我不懂耶 - [曉荷]每次都先斬後奏 1137 00:50:04,708 --> 00:50:07,375 - 你現在這個樣子都是你的選擇 - 你關心我的人生，你管那麼寬啊？ 1138 00:50:07,458 --> 00:50:08,541 - 就是因為… - [老闆]對不起 1139 00:50:08,625 --> 00:50:10,291 - 不好意思 - 請你們音量小一點 1140 00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:13,000 - 因為還有其他客人，謝謝 - 好，不好意思 1141 00:50:13,083 --> 00:50:14,916 [店裡古典樂持續] 1142 00:50:17,333 --> 00:50:19,291 誰是鄭江清？ 1143 00:50:21,041 --> 00:50:23,958 [店裡古典樂持續] 1144 00:50:24,541 --> 00:50:27,625 你真的自己好好想一想 永遠都是這副德性 1145 00:50:28,166 --> 00:50:29,958 欸，是怎樣啊？ 1146 00:50:30,041 --> 00:50:32,333 齁，我才離開兩分鐘，你們… 1147 00:50:33,208 --> 00:50:35,166 [嘆氣]齁，真是的 1148 00:50:35,250 --> 00:50:38,583 - [店裡播放國語舞曲] - [老闆]沒有了 - [牌客]沒有要喝啊 1149 00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:40,375 [牌客]在那裡 1150 00:50:40,458 --> 00:50:43,208 [店裡舞曲持續] 1151 00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:44,500 [牌客]六葫蘆 1152 00:50:45,583 --> 00:50:47,416 [老闆]太大了吧，沒有 1153 00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:49,166 - [牌客]沒有要喝啊 - 阿明 1154 00:50:49,250 --> 00:50:51,708 - [牌客]沒有 - 我有事要跟你說啦 1155 00:50:51,791 --> 00:50:54,041 每次找我就沒好事 我們來聽聽這次又是什麼 1156 00:50:54,125 --> 00:50:55,291 [宜安嘆氣聲] 1157 00:50:55,375 --> 00:50:58,750 我十五號要請假啦，外婆六十歲生日 1158 00:50:59,250 --> 00:51:01,458 [阿明]你看，我是不是說得很準？ 1159 00:51:01,541 --> 00:51:02,958 幫我排一下喔 1160 00:51:03,041 --> 00:51:04,000 [店裡舞曲持續] 1161 00:51:04,083 --> 00:51:07,333 不是遲到就是早退啦 你自己跟小萍商量 1162 00:51:07,416 --> 00:51:09,250 她是可以排班喔？ 1163 00:51:09,875 --> 00:51:11,208 你幫我排一下 1164 00:51:11,291 --> 00:51:13,291 - [阿明]大老二 - [牌客]過 1165 00:51:13,375 --> 00:51:14,416 [男客人]阿妹仔 1166 00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:15,750 [霓虹燈滋滋聲] 1167 00:51:15,833 --> 00:51:17,208 嘿，要什麼？ 1168 00:51:17,291 --> 00:51:19,541 [男客人講台語]我要包葉檳榔一包 1169 00:51:20,125 --> 00:51:23,708 - [外頭機車隆隆聲] - [店裡舞曲持續] 1170 00:51:23,791 --> 00:51:25,125 [嘔一聲] 1171 00:51:25,208 --> 00:51:27,208 - [男客人講台語] 她身體是哪裡不舒服？ - [咳一聲] 1172 00:51:27,291 --> 00:51:28,666 [小萍]不知道，我等一下去看一下 1173 00:51:31,583 --> 00:51:32,958 你還好嗎？ 1174 00:51:33,041 --> 00:51:34,541 來看看喔 1175 00:51:35,208 --> 00:51:37,041 今天做特價喔 1176 00:51:37,125 --> 00:51:40,083 - [收音機播放動感歌曲] - [夜市喧鬧聲] 1177 00:51:40,166 --> 00:51:44,333 - [收音機動感歌曲持續] - [攤販叫賣聲] 1178 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,166 [廚具輕敲聲] 1179 00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:52,125 淑芬 1180 00:51:52,666 --> 00:51:55,625 你記得那天在你家喝酒 後來你喝醉了 1181 00:51:55,708 --> 00:51:57,833 [收音機動感歌曲持續] 1182 00:51:57,916 --> 00:51:59,750 [輕敲聲] 1183 00:51:59,833 --> 00:52:01,125 你後來睡著了 1184 00:52:01,208 --> 00:52:04,583 你記得…之前發生什麼事嗎？ 1185 00:52:06,166 --> 00:52:07,916 [輕敲聲] 1186 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,250 [水龍頭流水聲] 1187 00:52:12,416 --> 00:52:14,958 - [強尼在遠處說]那一天我也喝醉了 - [碗筷碰撞聲] 1188 00:52:15,041 --> 00:52:17,583 但是很開心，想說… 1189 00:52:17,666 --> 00:52:20,541 - 如果還有機會的話 - [急促打擊配樂] 1190 00:52:20,625 --> 00:52:21,916 可以… 1191 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,333 再去…再去你家一起… 1192 00:52:26,416 --> 00:52:32,000 [急促打擊配樂持續] 1193 00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:34,208 [強尼]你忙，你忙 1194 00:52:34,833 --> 00:52:37,708 [急促打擊配樂持續] 1195 00:52:37,791 --> 00:52:39,333 - [廣播聲] - [滾燙滋滋聲] 1196 00:52:39,416 --> 00:52:41,375 [夜市喧鬧聲] 1197 00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:42,458 [急促鈴聲] 1198 00:52:42,541 --> 00:52:45,958 [急促打擊配樂持續] 1199 00:52:46,041 --> 00:52:46,916 [小女生]宜靜 1200 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,041 - [打擊配樂結束] - 怎樣？ 1201 00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:49,333 你在幹嘛？ 1202 00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:51,875 沒有啊，只是看一個小東西啊 1203 00:52:51,958 --> 00:52:54,125 - [小女生]我們去吃冰吧 - 好 1204 00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:56,500 [兩人笑聲] 1205 00:52:58,541 --> 00:52:59,750 [輕嘆聲] 1206 00:53:02,083 --> 00:53:05,250 [窸窣聲] 1207 00:53:05,333 --> 00:53:06,750 [吸鼻子聲] 1208 00:53:06,833 --> 00:53:12,250 [窸窣聲] 1209 00:53:12,333 --> 00:53:15,833 [窸窣聲] 1210 00:53:18,083 --> 00:53:19,583 [輕嘆聲] 1211 00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:30,500 [輕嘆聲] 1212 00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:34,375 [水聲] 1213 00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:35,583 [開門喀噠聲] 1214 00:53:35,666 --> 00:53:38,250 [車流嘈雜聲] 1215 00:53:38,333 --> 00:53:40,583 [冰淇淋攤車喇叭聲] 1216 00:53:40,666 --> 00:53:46,208 [車流嘈雜聲持續，喇叭聲] 1217 00:53:49,750 --> 00:53:51,041 [甩衣服聲] 1218 00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:56,416 咕咕，我要丟球囉 1219 00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:58,958 - [狐獴叫聲] - [宜靜]你看 1220 00:53:59,041 --> 00:54:00,291 [狐獴叫聲] 1221 00:54:00,375 --> 00:54:02,625 - [狐獴急促爪聲] - [球彈跳聲] 1222 00:54:02,708 --> 00:54:05,916 [廣播叫賣聲]金牛角、微波牛奶 1223 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:10,791 饅頭牛奶、五穀雜糧、起司蛋糕 1224 00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:15,041 - [汽車呼嘯聲] - 蜂蜜蛋糕、奶油蛋糕、巧克力蛋糕 1225 00:54:15,125 --> 00:54:19,125 - [球彈跳聲] - [狐獴叫聲] 1226 00:54:19,208 --> 00:54:20,625 [衣架碰撞聲] 1227 00:54:23,875 --> 00:54:27,375 [機車隆隆聲] 1228 00:54:32,125 --> 00:54:37,625 - [輕敲聲] - [狐獴叫聲] 1229 00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:39,791 咕咕，不要吵我啦 1230 00:54:39,875 --> 00:54:42,166 我現在在畫畫 1231 00:54:42,250 --> 00:54:43,958 最後一次了 1232 00:54:44,041 --> 00:54:46,416 - [狐獴叫聲] - [使勁聲] 1233 00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:51,166 - [狐獴急促爪聲，叫聲] - [球彈跳聲] 1234 00:54:52,083 --> 00:54:53,583 - [遠處尖叫聲] - [撞擊聲] 1235 00:54:53,666 --> 00:54:56,166 - [男五慘叫聲] - [汽車喇叭聲] 1236 00:54:56,250 --> 00:54:57,083 咕咕！ 1237 00:54:57,166 --> 00:54:59,000 [男五講台語]你阿公卡好勒，你娘勒 1238 00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:01,333 [急促腳步聲] 1239 00:55:01,416 --> 00:55:02,958 - [男五講台語]幹你阿祖勒 - [喇叭聲] 1240 00:55:03,041 --> 00:55:05,833 - 掉下來砸到我，不知道在幹嘛 - [女三]天啊，你還好吧？ - [尖叫聲] 1241 00:55:05,916 --> 00:55:07,916 - [尖叫聲持續] - [男五講台語]你阿姑勒 1242 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,333 [男五講台語]幹你阿姑勒 1243 00:55:09,416 --> 00:55:12,000 - 好的，記者現在位在車禍現場 - [電視中機車呼嘯聲] 1244 00:55:12,083 --> 00:55:14,375 這裡剛剛發生了一起機車自摔的車禍 1245 00:55:14,458 --> 00:55:16,291 這名機車騎士行經這邊的時候 1246 00:55:16,375 --> 00:55:19,083 {\an8}天上疑似是掉下了一隻狐獴 1247 00:55:19,166 --> 00:55:22,416 {\an8}嚇得這名機車騎士當場反應不及 自摔倒地 1248 00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:24,291 {\an8}[女受訪者]這個不曉得從哪個樓上 1249 00:55:24,375 --> 00:55:27,375 掉下一個小動物，我沒有看清楚啦 1250 00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:29,833 然後就砸到那個騎士的身上 1251 00:55:29,916 --> 00:55:31,458 他就緊急煞車 1252 00:55:31,541 --> 00:55:33,666 然後就往那邊衝了，然後還跌倒 1253 00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:35,125 還流血了 1254 00:55:35,208 --> 00:55:37,250 我嚇死了 1255 00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:40,375 天上掉下來一隻比貓還大的老鼠 1256 00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:43,041 [女記者]直接掉在你的臉…眼前嗎？ 還是怎麼樣？ 1257 00:55:43,125 --> 00:55:46,333 [機車騎士]掉在我…身體前面啊 1258 00:55:46,416 --> 00:55:47,750 嚇…嚇一跳 1259 00:55:47,833 --> 00:55:49,541 [女記者]那大哥你很痛嗎？ 1260 00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:51,375 [機車騎士]你在說什麼廢話啊？ 1261 00:55:51,458 --> 00:55:53,000 [女記者]我們可以來現場看一下 1262 00:55:53,083 --> 00:55:56,583 現場地上還有機車騎士留下的 長長的煞車痕 1263 00:55:56,666 --> 00:56:00,333 現場還有一灘不明的血跡 不太確定是騎士的，還是狐獴的 1264 00:56:00,416 --> 00:56:02,333 究竟天上為什麼會掉下狐獴？ 1265 00:56:02,416 --> 00:56:05,291 - [宜靜吸鼻子聲] - 相關的案情還有待警方進一步釐清 1266 00:56:05,375 --> 00:56:06,500 好了，不要看了 1267 00:56:06,583 --> 00:56:08,208 幹嘛一直重播？真的很無聊耶 1268 00:56:08,291 --> 00:56:09,541 [哭聲] 1269 00:56:09,625 --> 00:56:12,208 [哽咽]我可以去看牠嗎？ 1270 00:56:12,291 --> 00:56:13,583 [淑芬]不可以啊 1271 00:56:13,666 --> 00:56:15,541 房東知道我們養寵物 我們會被趕走耶 1272 00:56:16,125 --> 00:56:20,375 [邊哭邊說]為什麼 牠一定要跟球跳出去？ 1273 00:56:20,458 --> 00:56:22,583 - [宜靜吸鼻子聲] - 那不是你的錯 1274 00:56:22,666 --> 00:56:24,791 [邊哭邊說]我知道那不是我的錯 1275 00:56:24,875 --> 00:56:27,250 那是魔鬼的錯 1276 00:56:27,333 --> 00:56:30,416 - [遠處救護車警笛聲] - [宜靜啜泣聲] 1277 00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:31,916 好了，沒關係 1278 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,500 沒關係，好不好？ 1279 00:56:33,583 --> 00:56:35,791 - [宜靜啜泣聲] - 不要難過了 1280 00:56:36,875 --> 00:56:39,000 [機車呼嘯聲] 1281 00:56:39,083 --> 00:56:43,208 - [急促的高跟鞋腳步聲] - [檳榔攤播的流行歌曲音量漸增] 1282 00:56:43,291 --> 00:56:44,750 - [高跟鞋女人]欸 - [拍一聲] 1283 00:56:45,583 --> 00:56:47,250 [講台語]你們哪一個是鄭宜安？ 1284 00:56:47,333 --> 00:56:48,333 [店裡播放流行歌曲持續] 1285 00:56:48,416 --> 00:56:49,666 [講台語]你吧？ 1286 00:56:49,750 --> 00:56:51,041 出來，跟我出來 1287 00:56:51,125 --> 00:56:53,333 - [講台語]幹什麼啦？ - [大聲]狐狸精啦！ 1288 00:56:53,416 --> 00:56:55,541 - [大聲]幹，你有病喔？你是誰啊？ - 你以為沒事嗎？ 1289 00:56:55,625 --> 00:56:56,458 什麼啦？ 1290 00:56:56,541 --> 00:56:57,750 - 聽不懂嗎？ - [小萍]阿明 1291 00:56:57,833 --> 00:56:59,916 - 這是我老公的店啦！ - [小萍]有一個瘋女人 1292 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,166 [宜安]怎樣？你到底是誰？ 1293 00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:02,541 - 有什麼問題啊？ - 睡我老公啦！ 1294 00:57:02,625 --> 00:57:04,625 - 老公？ - [講國語]睡我老公，聽懂沒有？ 1295 00:57:04,708 --> 00:57:06,000 [大聲]你不是跟我說你離婚了？ 1296 00:57:06,750 --> 00:57:08,250 我…我沒有說過啊 1297 00:57:08,333 --> 00:57:10,291 - 你就跟我說你離婚啦，你靠北喔！ - [哀嚎] 1298 00:57:10,375 --> 00:57:12,250 [老闆娘講台語]不要打我老公 打屁啊？ 1299 00:57:12,333 --> 00:57:14,958 - 你有病是不是？瘋婆子喔 - [哀嚎] 1300 00:57:15,041 --> 00:57:16,708 - 敢打我？你真的是… - [阿明]等一下 1301 00:57:16,791 --> 00:57:18,125 - [阿明]先冷靜 - [太太]你別走 1302 00:57:18,208 --> 00:57:20,208 - [老闆娘講台語]鄭宜安你給我回來 - 很丟臉啦，噓 1303 00:57:20,291 --> 00:57:21,333 你不要拉我啦！ 1304 00:57:21,416 --> 00:57:23,750 - [店裡流行歌曲持續] - 再見，我他媽不幹了啦 1305 00:57:23,833 --> 00:57:26,291 [阿明]欸…你不能不做 這樣我店誰顧啊？ 1306 00:57:26,375 --> 00:57:28,541 - [引擎發動聲] - [講台語]拜託一下，有多遠走多遠 1307 00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:29,625 別再讓我看到你！ 1308 00:57:29,708 --> 00:57:31,291 - [機車隆隆聲] - [太太]死一死好了 1309 00:57:31,375 --> 00:57:34,291 忘記跟你說 他從來不戴套，全部射裡面 1310 00:57:34,375 --> 00:57:35,916 我有他小孩，再見 1311 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,791 [機車隆隆聲] 1312 00:57:38,875 --> 00:57:41,500 [店裡流行歌曲持續] 1313 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:45,583 [微弱的機車隆隆聲] 1314 00:57:50,583 --> 00:57:53,583 [微弱的機車隆隆聲] 1315 00:57:56,666 --> 00:57:58,666 [開門聲] 1316 00:58:21,625 --> 00:58:23,041 [輕嘆聲] 1317 00:58:30,750 --> 00:58:32,750 [輕輕關門聲] 1318 00:58:59,166 --> 00:59:00,791 [輕嘆聲] 1319 00:59:02,208 --> 00:59:04,541 [金屬摩擦聲] 1320 00:59:21,875 --> 00:59:25,583 這個快充只要充電五分鐘 就可以通話五個小時，一個兩百 1321 00:59:25,666 --> 00:59:28,541 - [熱鍋滋滋聲] - [女顧客]好，謝謝 - [強尼]謝謝喔，再來啦 1322 00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:31,250 - [收音機播放台語歌] - [強尼]來看看喔 1323 00:59:31,333 --> 00:59:32,833 - [宜靜]強尼 - 嗯 1324 00:59:32,916 --> 00:59:36,333 - 我是不是常常幫你打廣告？ - 對啊 1325 00:59:36,416 --> 00:59:38,625 - [收音機台語歌持續] - 你要付我廣告費 1326 00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:42,250 噢，跟我要廣告費喔 1327 00:59:42,333 --> 00:59:44,541 [收音機台語歌持續] 1328 00:59:44,625 --> 00:59:47,458 - [強尼]吶，夠不夠？ - 夠 1329 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,500 - 你下次還要幫我打廣告喔 - [宜靜]好 1330 00:59:51,125 --> 00:59:54,250 - 一百塊要打十次喔 - [宜靜]好 1331 00:59:54,333 --> 00:59:55,916 [收音機台語歌中斷] 1332 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,125 - [手機鈴聲] - [店家播放流行歌曲] 1333 00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:03,416 [店家流行歌曲持續] 1334 01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:12,333 - [聊天聲] - [店家小聲播放西洋流行歌曲] 1335 01:00:14,250 --> 01:00:18,791 [店裡西洋流行歌曲持續] 1336 01:00:22,083 --> 01:00:29,083 [包裝窸窣聲] 1337 01:00:29,166 --> 01:00:30,625 [宜靜]一個就好 1338 01:00:32,083 --> 01:00:33,416 找你五十 1339 01:00:36,125 --> 01:00:37,125 [店裡西洋音樂中斷] 1340 01:00:37,208 --> 01:00:39,083 - [攤位播放台語歌曲] - [雨聲] 1341 01:00:39,166 --> 01:00:41,166 [強尼]欸，來，這個叫做神奇海綿 1342 01:00:41,250 --> 01:00:43,083 它的吸水力超強，來，你可以用用看 1343 01:00:43,166 --> 01:00:44,500 來，可以試試看 1344 01:00:45,083 --> 01:00:46,625 [強尼]妹妹，要不要看一下？ 1345 01:00:46,708 --> 01:00:49,500 - [雨聲持續] - [攤位台語歌曲持續] 1346 01:00:50,083 --> 01:00:53,291 [強尼]來喔，走過路過 千萬不要錯過喔 1347 01:00:53,375 --> 01:00:55,333 [攤位播放台語歌曲持續] 1348 01:00:55,416 --> 01:00:57,791 - [舞廳播放台語歌曲] - [男四]上次我在紐約的人告訴我 1349 01:00:57,875 --> 01:01:01,875 你在飛機上面 滔滔不絕地說了15個小時 1350 01:01:02,625 --> 01:01:03,875 哪有啊？ 1351 01:01:03,958 --> 01:01:06,208 她明明也跟我聊得很開心，好不好？ 1352 01:01:06,291 --> 01:01:07,791 [舞廳台語歌曲持續] 1353 01:01:07,875 --> 01:01:09,958 你知道該怎麼做就好 1354 01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:13,458 確定她跟護照上面一模一樣 1355 01:01:13,958 --> 01:01:16,125 海關的問答就交給你 1356 01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:18,791 好，放心啦 1357 01:01:19,541 --> 01:01:21,458 回來以後，給我電話 1358 01:01:22,041 --> 01:01:23,583 好… 1359 01:01:23,666 --> 01:01:26,416 欸…你不跳個舞喔？ 1360 01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:29,416 [舞廳台語歌曲持續] 1361 01:01:32,083 --> 01:01:35,083 [舞廳台語歌曲持續] 1362 01:01:37,041 --> 01:01:38,041 [舞廳台語歌曲中斷] 1363 01:01:38,125 --> 01:01:39,375 二桌 1364 01:01:41,041 --> 01:01:44,041 [攤位播放台語歌曲] 1365 01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:50,791 [碰撞聲，碎裂聲] 1366 01:01:50,875 --> 01:01:52,333 [阿莉]老闆，不好意思… 1367 01:01:52,416 --> 01:01:54,541 宜靜，去休息啦，我來收 1368 01:01:55,125 --> 01:01:56,625 [淑芬大聲]鄭宜靜！ 1369 01:01:57,375 --> 01:01:58,666 幹什麼啊？ 1370 01:01:58,750 --> 01:02:01,791 [攤位收音機播放台語歌曲] 1371 01:02:03,750 --> 01:02:05,541 [夜市喧鬧聲] 1372 01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:08,875 - [夜市喧鬧聲] - [敲擊聲] 1373 01:02:08,958 --> 01:02:11,625 [遊戲機電子音效] 1374 01:02:11,708 --> 01:02:15,541 - [遊戲機電子音效] - [硬塑膠碰撞聲] 1375 01:02:15,625 --> 01:02:18,625 [遊戲機電子音效] 1376 01:02:22,541 --> 01:02:23,833 [遊戲機電子音效中斷] 1377 01:02:23,916 --> 01:02:26,541 [夜市喧鬧聲] 1378 01:02:26,625 --> 01:02:28,291 [嘆息聲] 1379 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:36,208 [老楊]你說我來了幾次？啊？ 1380 01:02:36,833 --> 01:02:38,375 - [敲桌子聲] - 我有收到錢嗎？ 1381 01:02:39,041 --> 01:02:40,708 - [敲桌子聲] - 你的信用在哪裡？ 1382 01:02:42,166 --> 01:02:45,583 我給你三天的期限，[大聲]最後期限 1383 01:02:45,666 --> 01:02:47,416 - [拍桌子聲] - 沒錢給我滾蛋 1384 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:49,250 [遠處機車隆隆聲] 1385 01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:52,416 - [淑芬]等我有錢我一定會給你 - [講台語]老楊，不要這樣啦 1386 01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:53,833 [講國語]夜市人很多啦 1387 01:02:53,916 --> 01:02:55,791 - [拍桌聲] - 你們第一天來的時候我怎麼說的？ 1388 01:02:55,875 --> 01:02:58,083 啊？我告訴你 每個月的一號一定要繳錢 1389 01:02:58,166 --> 01:03:00,458 - [強尼]不要這樣啦 - [老楊]你當我這邊是幹什麼？啊？ 1390 01:03:01,041 --> 01:03:03,083 - [講台語]好了啦… - 公益？ 1391 01:03:03,166 --> 01:03:05,291 - [遠處救護車警笛聲] - 好了啦 1392 01:03:05,375 --> 01:03:06,458 [大聲]三天 1393 01:03:06,541 --> 01:03:10,250 - [夜市喧鬧聲] - [遠處救護車警笛聲持續] 1394 01:03:10,333 --> 01:03:13,125 [吸鼻子聲，哽咽聲] 1395 01:03:15,416 --> 01:03:18,458 [腳踏車鈴聲] 1396 01:03:18,541 --> 01:03:19,625 淑芬 1397 01:03:19,708 --> 01:03:22,416 [哭泣聲] 1398 01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:23,958 讓我幫你啦 1399 01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:28,375 - [哭泣聲] - [遠處攤位叫賣聲] 1400 01:03:28,458 --> 01:03:30,625 [哽咽]我…我會想辦法 1401 01:03:31,750 --> 01:03:33,583 我會籌到錢 1402 01:03:36,875 --> 01:03:42,416 [淑芬啜泣聲] 1403 01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:45,666 [淑芬啜泣聲持續] 1404 01:03:45,750 --> 01:03:46,750 [開門聲] 1405 01:03:48,583 --> 01:03:55,583 [小聲的電視節目聲] 1406 01:03:55,666 --> 01:03:57,291 [電視節目聲持續] 1407 01:03:57,375 --> 01:04:01,125 [淑芬不悅]幹嘛在我房間抽菸啊？ 要抽菸去陽台抽啦 1408 01:04:01,208 --> 01:04:03,541 [宜靜]你怎麼在家裡？ 1409 01:04:03,625 --> 01:04:05,833 - [電視節目聲持續] - 你應該要去上班吧？ 1410 01:04:05,916 --> 01:04:07,541 干你什麼事啊？ 1411 01:04:07,625 --> 01:04:09,541 借看一下電視是不行喔？ 1412 01:04:10,583 --> 01:04:13,666 [淑芬]這時間沒去上班 應該是做不下去了 1413 01:04:13,750 --> 01:04:18,083 [電視節目聲音持續] 1414 01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:25,125 [宜靜]我們沒錢了，你要去上班 1415 01:04:25,208 --> 01:04:27,833 你那麼會講，你怎麼不自己去賺啊？ 1416 01:04:27,916 --> 01:04:29,166 我還小啊 1417 01:04:29,250 --> 01:04:31,166 - [宜安碎念] - [甩門聲] 1418 01:04:31,250 --> 01:04:35,000 - [電視節目聲音持續] - [宜靜踱步腳步聲] 1419 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,208 [電視節目聲音中斷] 1420 01:04:47,041 --> 01:04:49,583 - 我等下有重要的事情跟外婆講 - [電梯叮一聲] 1421 01:04:49,666 --> 01:04:51,666 你在旁邊不要吵，知道嗎？ 1422 01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:53,291 - [電梯叮一聲] - 好 1423 01:04:55,041 --> 01:04:56,458 - [電梯叮聲] - [鳥聲門鈴] 1424 01:04:56,541 --> 01:04:57,916 [外婆]來啦？ 1425 01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,708 來，進來 1426 01:04:59,791 --> 01:05:01,541 我在煮紅燒肉 1427 01:05:01,625 --> 01:05:03,916 [小聲的廣播聲] 1428 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,750 哈囉，宜靜，你來啦？ 1429 01:05:06,833 --> 01:05:08,833 [門吱嘎聲] 1430 01:05:09,666 --> 01:05:11,416 [淑芬]你怎麼在這裡啊？ 1431 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,750 媽打電話叫我來的啊 1432 01:05:13,833 --> 01:05:15,750 你不是最討厭串門子了嗎？ 1433 01:05:15,833 --> 01:05:17,500 [廣播聲持續] 1434 01:05:17,583 --> 01:05:19,166 欸，你去旁邊看魚，齁 1435 01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:22,416 [淑芬]媽，你為什麼要跟她講 我要來啊？ 1436 01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:23,750 [魚缸氣泡咕嘟聲] 1437 01:05:23,833 --> 01:05:26,666 有什麼關係？這又不是什麼祕密 1438 01:05:26,750 --> 01:05:28,666 [淑芬]我有事要跟你講 1439 01:05:28,750 --> 01:05:31,583 欸，你們兩個 怎麼一見面就要吵架呢？ 1440 01:05:31,666 --> 01:05:33,583 [阿姨]我哪有跟她吵啊？ 1441 01:05:34,125 --> 01:05:35,666 不是啊，講什麼祕密嘛 1442 01:05:35,750 --> 01:05:37,291 [門吱嘎聲，關門聲] 1443 01:05:37,375 --> 01:05:39,875 媽，我沒有要要求很多 1444 01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:42,833 就三個月 1445 01:05:43,458 --> 01:05:46,000 三個月應該就可以恢復正常 1446 01:05:46,083 --> 01:05:49,041 唉呀，我已經答應曉紅她們 不再借錢給你了啦 1447 01:05:49,125 --> 01:05:51,416 干她們什麼事？我又不是跟她們借 1448 01:05:52,041 --> 01:05:55,750 [不悅，嘖聲]你幹嘛要去幫他們 收那個爛攤子啊？ 1449 01:05:56,875 --> 01:06:00,375 - [魚缸氣泡咕嘟聲] - [廣播聲持續] 1450 01:06:00,458 --> 01:06:01,750 魚好笨 1451 01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:09,166 魚都沒有智慧，好笨 1452 01:06:10,458 --> 01:06:12,875 [外婆模糊的說話聲]是不是？ 1453 01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:14,916 [外婆]你不要忘記喔，小姐 1454 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,416 你還欠我那個 1455 01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:18,833 - [手機鈴聲] - 租房子的租金都還沒還 1456 01:06:18,916 --> 01:06:20,083 [手機鈴聲中斷] 1457 01:06:20,166 --> 01:06:21,041 喂？ 1458 01:06:21,125 --> 01:06:23,041 喂？宜安，我阿明啦 1459 01:06:23,791 --> 01:06:25,208 我有話要跟你講 1460 01:06:25,291 --> 01:06:26,333 操你媽的閉嘴啦 1461 01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:28,625 - [不耐煩輕敲聲] - 我真的有重要的事情跟你商量 1462 01:06:31,250 --> 01:06:33,291 那人家工廠倒閉的時候呢？ 1463 01:06:33,375 --> 01:06:35,541 怎麼沒有一個家人出來幫忙啊？ 1464 01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:36,708 啊，這… 1465 01:06:36,791 --> 01:06:39,625 [講台語]噢，你講不聽耶 真的不管了 1466 01:06:39,708 --> 01:06:42,875 鄭淑芬，你搞清楚狀況喔 1467 01:06:42,958 --> 01:06:46,000 你已經結婚嫁出去了，丟不丟臉啊？ 1468 01:06:46,083 --> 01:06:48,291 你憑什麼回來借錢啊？ 1469 01:06:48,375 --> 01:06:50,083 [淑芬]幹嘛偷聽人家講話啊？ 1470 01:06:50,166 --> 01:06:52,875 - [曉紅]我拜託你醒醒好不好啊？ - [敲擊聲] 1471 01:06:52,958 --> 01:06:54,791 這件事情你要拖多久？ 1472 01:06:54,875 --> 01:06:56,625 你要借多少次？ 1473 01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:57,708 - 哈囉？ - [拍手聲] 1474 01:06:57,791 --> 01:07:00,875 - [大聲]我才受不了你這樣子重複… - 好… 1475 01:07:00,958 --> 01:07:03,500 [外婆]好了啦，不要再吵了啦 我要高血壓了啦 1476 01:07:03,583 --> 01:07:05,875 [廣播聲持續] 1477 01:07:06,708 --> 01:07:09,000 - [曉紅嘆氣聲] - 我跟你講 1478 01:07:09,541 --> 01:07:12,625 我，真的沒有錢再借你了 1479 01:07:12,708 --> 01:07:15,958 [曉紅]聽到了嗎？沒有錢借你了 1480 01:07:17,166 --> 01:07:19,625 我如果是振興，你就會有錢借我 1481 01:07:19,708 --> 01:07:20,541 [外婆]沒錯 1482 01:07:21,916 --> 01:07:24,416 - 嫁出去的女兒就是潑出去的水 - [急促打擊配樂] 1483 01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:27,416 對女兒好，那終究是別人家的媳婦 1484 01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:28,583 [曉紅]我跟你講，媽很… 1485 01:07:28,666 --> 01:07:30,458 你最好感恩一點 1486 01:07:30,541 --> 01:07:33,041 - [淑芬]要是你老公… - [曉紅]嘴巴不要那麼賤喔你！ 1487 01:07:33,125 --> 01:07:35,625 - [淑芬]不要在那邊給我廢話啦！ - [外婆]我不知道… 1488 01:07:35,708 --> 01:07:37,083 [淑芬]要不是麵攤撐不下去 1489 01:07:37,166 --> 01:07:39,541 - [急促打擊配樂結束] - 你覺得我會再出現在這裡嗎？ 1490 01:07:39,625 --> 01:07:42,375 [講台語]唉唷，我不知道… 1491 01:07:42,458 --> 01:07:44,166 - [淑芬哽咽] - [關門聲] 1492 01:07:44,250 --> 01:07:49,000 [廣播聲持續] 1493 01:07:49,083 --> 01:07:50,250 [包包拉鍊聲] 1494 01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:51,916 [淑芬]我們回家 1495 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,375 [淑芬大聲]你不要忘了你是個女的 1496 01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:55,875 這房子已經過戶到振興名下了 你知道嗎？ 1497 01:07:56,583 --> 01:07:57,708 [淑芬]白痴 1498 01:07:59,875 --> 01:08:01,291 [關門聲] 1499 01:08:01,375 --> 01:08:04,000 [廣播聲持續] 1500 01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:05,041 媽 1501 01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:09,625 - 怎麼樣啦？ - 她說的是真的嗎？ 1502 01:08:09,708 --> 01:08:11,041 什…什麼？ 1503 01:08:11,791 --> 01:08:14,500 你不是說好房子分三份嗎？ 1504 01:08:16,041 --> 01:08:17,750 [苦笑] 1505 01:08:17,833 --> 01:08:20,416 - [喇叭聲] - [機車隆隆聲] 1506 01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:23,083 [敲擊聲] 1507 01:08:23,166 --> 01:08:25,291 [滾燙滋滋聲] 1508 01:08:25,375 --> 01:08:29,083 - [滾水咕嘟聲] - [輕敲聲] 1509 01:08:29,166 --> 01:08:35,541 - [廚具輕敲聲] - [夜市喧鬧聲] 1510 01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:38,833 [人群嘈雜聲] 1511 01:08:38,916 --> 01:08:41,000 [人群嘈雜聲] 1512 01:08:41,083 --> 01:08:42,125 [淑芬]宜靜 1513 01:08:42,958 --> 01:08:45,041 去幫我把椅子擺一擺 1514 01:08:45,125 --> 01:08:48,125 [人群嘈雜聲] 1515 01:08:50,041 --> 01:08:51,041 宜靜 1516 01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:54,791 宜靜 1517 01:08:57,708 --> 01:09:00,708 [人群嘈雜聲] 1518 01:09:06,750 --> 01:09:08,375 [電燈滋滋聲] 1519 01:09:09,833 --> 01:09:11,833 [電燈滋滋聲] 1520 01:09:20,708 --> 01:09:23,500 [夜市喧鬧聲] 1521 01:09:24,541 --> 01:09:26,458 [大聲公叫賣聲] 1522 01:09:26,541 --> 01:09:28,541 [店家音樂聲] 1523 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:34,750 [車流嘈雜聲] 1524 01:09:34,833 --> 01:09:37,458 [機車呼嘯聲] 1525 01:09:38,333 --> 01:09:43,000 [車流嘈雜聲] 1526 01:09:53,625 --> 01:09:56,125 [機車隆隆聲] 1527 01:09:56,208 --> 01:10:00,708 [車流嘈雜聲] 1528 01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:06,333 [手機鈴聲] 1529 01:10:06,416 --> 01:10:08,000 [店裡播放饒舌歌曲] 1530 01:10:08,083 --> 01:10:10,916 喂？宜安嗎？我是阿明啦 我有話要跟你說 1531 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,500 - [宜安]這誰的電話號碼？ - 不是啊，你先別管這麼多啦 1532 01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:16,333 - 我一直打給你，你都不接 - 我跟你沒什麼好說的啦！ 1533 01:10:16,416 --> 01:10:19,333 操你媽，我操你媽的爛攤子 操你媽的黃臉婆 1534 01:10:19,416 --> 01:10:20,833 [阿明]沒有，你肚子裡面那個小孩… 1535 01:10:20,916 --> 01:10:23,416 [電話斷線提示音] 1536 01:10:24,208 --> 01:10:25,625 [大吼] 1537 01:10:25,708 --> 01:10:29,708 [店裡饒舌歌曲持續] 1538 01:10:36,166 --> 01:10:37,208 [店裡饒舌歌曲中斷] 1539 01:10:37,291 --> 01:10:39,125 [嘆氣聲] 1540 01:10:41,625 --> 01:10:43,625 [呼吸凝重] 1541 01:10:54,458 --> 01:10:57,750 [呼吸凝重] 1542 01:11:00,666 --> 01:11:02,083 [喘氣聲] 1543 01:11:03,583 --> 01:11:04,875 [呼吸凝重] 1544 01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:09,166 [微弱哀嚎聲] 1545 01:11:10,416 --> 01:11:14,458 [呼吸凝重，喘息聲] 1546 01:11:14,541 --> 01:11:17,833 [呼吸凝重] 1547 01:11:22,875 --> 01:11:24,458 [關門聲] 1548 01:11:27,291 --> 01:11:28,666 [哀嚎] 1549 01:11:28,750 --> 01:11:34,041 [連續喘息聲] 1550 01:11:39,625 --> 01:11:40,708 [哀嚎] 1551 01:11:40,791 --> 01:11:47,458 [痛苦喘息聲] 1552 01:11:50,333 --> 01:11:53,125 - [鳥聲門鈴] - [外婆]嗯？唉唷 1553 01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:55,833 [講台語]怎麼那麼早就來了？我去看 1554 01:11:55,916 --> 01:12:01,083 [電視聲] 1555 01:12:02,375 --> 01:12:03,625 [開門聲] 1556 01:12:03,708 --> 01:12:05,583 [鄰居狗叫聲] 1557 01:12:07,125 --> 01:12:08,333 [男六]你是吳雪梅嗎？ 1558 01:12:08,416 --> 01:12:11,208 是，有…有什麼事嗎？ 1559 01:12:11,291 --> 01:12:13,750 移民署，我們要搜查你的房子 1560 01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:16,791 - [鄰居狗叫聲] - 好，請… 1561 01:12:22,041 --> 01:12:24,375 [關門聲] 1562 01:12:24,458 --> 01:12:28,000 - [電視聲] - [低聲]昨天那個護照、機票 我明明就擺在那個桌上 1563 01:12:28,083 --> 01:12:30,291 可是警察來搜查的時候 1564 01:12:30,375 --> 01:12:33,958 [歇斯底里]我告訴你 所有東西突然都消失不見了 1565 01:12:34,041 --> 01:12:37,416 媽，警察已經走了 你講話不用那麼小聲 1566 01:12:37,500 --> 01:12:40,375 - [外婆]齁 - 而且他們為什麼會有搜索令啊？ 1567 01:12:40,458 --> 01:12:42,791 [主播講台語] 地檢署也依法起訴21個人 1568 01:12:42,875 --> 01:12:46,541 [外婆講台語]幸好，我沒有被抓去關 1569 01:12:46,625 --> 01:12:49,416 [講國語]齁，這是福報啊 1570 01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:51,208 [女老師]好，小朋友，先安靜喔 1571 01:12:51,291 --> 01:12:53,083 我們現在兩個排排站 1572 01:12:53,166 --> 01:12:55,041 來，去外面穿鞋子 1573 01:12:55,125 --> 01:12:57,000 可以到外面玩囉 1574 01:12:57,083 --> 01:12:59,833 - [小女生]到外面玩了！ - [小男生]好 1575 01:12:59,916 --> 01:13:01,125 [小朋友聊天聲] 1576 01:13:01,208 --> 01:13:04,166 [女老師]找到自己的鞋子往前走 1577 01:13:04,250 --> 01:13:10,375 [小朋友聊天聲] 1578 01:13:10,458 --> 01:13:12,541 [女老師]拿鞋子就到前面 1579 01:13:12,625 --> 01:13:15,041 讓別人穿，小心喔 1580 01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:18,875 說不定警察趁你們不注意的時候 已經把那些東西都拿走了 1581 01:13:18,958 --> 01:13:20,791 [曉荷]欸，有可能啊 1582 01:13:20,875 --> 01:13:22,875 [鐵門關門聲] 1583 01:13:22,958 --> 01:13:24,625 [遠處機車隆隆聲] 1584 01:13:24,708 --> 01:13:27,708 [小朋友說話聲] 1585 01:13:34,333 --> 01:13:36,333 [腳踏車棘輪聲] 1586 01:13:42,375 --> 01:13:48,916 [車流嘈雜聲] 1587 01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,000 [講台語]你是傻子 1588 01:13:51,083 --> 01:13:54,500 我跟你說 你再怎麼賺也賺不了那麼多 1589 01:13:54,583 --> 01:13:55,916 [講台語]那你呢？ 1590 01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,708 在廁所藏那些什麼亂七八糟的東西 1591 01:13:58,791 --> 01:14:01,083 警察全部搜出來，你不會丟臉嗎？ 1592 01:14:01,166 --> 01:14:03,250 [講台語]那是藝術啦，你懂什麼？ 1593 01:14:03,333 --> 01:14:04,458 [講台語]懂你個屁 1594 01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:07,791 在那邊看那些，不是都長一樣？ 有什麼好看的？ 1595 01:14:07,875 --> 01:14:09,458 [講台語]有大有小喔 1596 01:14:09,541 --> 01:14:13,041 [車流嘈雜聲] 1597 01:14:15,083 --> 01:14:16,916 [開門鈴聲] 1598 01:14:18,916 --> 01:14:22,416 我有一個很值錢的東西要給你 1599 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:23,875 [當鋪老闆]什麼東西啊？ 1600 01:14:23,958 --> 01:14:26,958 [廣播聲] 1601 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,833 [拉鍊聲] 1602 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:35,833 [砰一聲] 1603 01:14:35,916 --> 01:14:37,916 [廣播聲音持續] 1604 01:14:39,125 --> 01:14:40,625 [拉鍊聲] 1605 01:14:42,666 --> 01:14:45,666 [廣播聲持續] 1606 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,625 這是誰的啊？ 1607 01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:50,916 我的 1608 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,250 [外頭車輛喇叭聲] 1609 01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:56,208 你為什麼要當這個呢？ 1610 01:14:57,000 --> 01:15:00,625 因為我媽沒錢了，她需要錢 1611 01:15:02,291 --> 01:15:04,375 [當鋪老闆] 那她知道你要來當這個嗎？ 1612 01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:05,958 不知道 1613 01:15:07,416 --> 01:15:08,416 [廣播聲中斷] 1614 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:11,750 [手機播放國語流行歌曲] 1615 01:15:11,833 --> 01:15:13,666 [水龍頭流水聲] 1616 01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:21,000 [電話鈴聲] 1617 01:15:21,833 --> 01:15:24,833 [兇狠]你他媽再打來試試看 信不信我報警啊？ 1618 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,041 啊？ 1619 01:15:28,125 --> 01:15:32,916 - [機車隆隆聲] - [車流嘈雜聲] 1620 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:36,041 我以為魔鬼手可以幫忙 1621 01:15:36,125 --> 01:15:38,000 什麼東西啊？ 1622 01:15:38,083 --> 01:15:42,208 我想要幫媽媽拿到錢 1623 01:15:42,291 --> 01:15:44,791 什麼錢？什麼魔鬼手？我聽不懂耶 1624 01:15:44,875 --> 01:15:47,166 這是我的魔鬼手 1625 01:15:49,666 --> 01:15:51,458 偷東西的不是我 1626 01:15:51,541 --> 01:15:53,958 是我的魔鬼手偷的啦 1627 01:15:54,041 --> 01:15:55,875 不是我 1628 01:15:55,958 --> 01:15:57,291 都是誰跟你說這些的？ 1629 01:15:57,375 --> 01:15:58,833 外公 1630 01:15:58,916 --> 01:16:01,791 [模糊的廣播聲] 1631 01:16:01,875 --> 01:16:02,916 [宜靜]走那麼快 1632 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,625 不要煩啦，快點啦 1633 01:16:04,708 --> 01:16:06,625 [宜靜]我們要去哪裡啦？ 1634 01:16:06,708 --> 01:16:08,541 先去找外公一趟嘛 1635 01:16:08,625 --> 01:16:09,666 - [鳥聲門鈴] - [開門聲] 1636 01:16:09,750 --> 01:16:12,416 安安啊，欸，啊這… 1637 01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:13,875 [外婆]怎麼了啦？ 1638 01:16:14,666 --> 01:16:16,500 怎…怎麼了？ 1639 01:16:16,583 --> 01:16:19,541 [模糊的電視聲] 1640 01:16:19,625 --> 01:16:22,458 外婆，是你跟她說這個很值錢的嗎？ 1641 01:16:22,541 --> 01:16:25,625 [模糊電視聲持續] 1642 01:16:25,708 --> 01:16:26,708 [驚呼聲] 1643 01:16:28,166 --> 01:16:29,458 護照！ 1644 01:16:29,541 --> 01:16:30,625 [驚呼聲] 1645 01:16:30,708 --> 01:16:34,250 唉唷，阿嬤的心肝寶貝 唉唷，謝謝你耶 1646 01:16:34,333 --> 01:16:37,416 沒有你，阿嬤要抓去關了，謝謝 1647 01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:40,583 這個是魔鬼手做的啦，不是我 1648 01:16:40,666 --> 01:16:42,625 [嘆氣]外公 1649 01:16:42,708 --> 01:16:45,791 可不可以麻煩你告訴她 根本沒有什麼魔鬼手啊？ 1650 01:16:45,875 --> 01:16:49,500 [講台語]欸，左手本來就是魔鬼手 好不好？ 1651 01:16:49,583 --> 01:16:51,083 就不應該用左手，你是怎樣？ 1652 01:16:51,166 --> 01:16:52,916 我跟你說，你們都沒在教她 1653 01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:54,625 早就沒有人在那邊什麼… 1654 01:16:54,708 --> 01:16:57,000 女生都沒有在裹小腳了耶[嘆氣] 1655 01:16:57,083 --> 01:16:58,458 左撇子也到處都是 1656 01:16:58,541 --> 01:17:01,458 麻煩你跟她講說 根本沒有什麼魔鬼手的存在 1657 01:17:01,541 --> 01:17:04,208 好，沒有魔鬼手… 1658 01:17:04,291 --> 01:17:06,333 是神的手，是救阿嬤的手[親吻聲] 1659 01:17:06,416 --> 01:17:08,208 - 救阿嬤的手，齁[笑聲] - [宜安嘆氣] 1660 01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:11,375 外婆，你不再擾亂她了 好不好啊？[嘆氣] 1661 01:17:12,208 --> 01:17:14,541 宜靜，跟你說 1662 01:17:14,625 --> 01:17:17,416 根本沒有什麼魔鬼手，還什麼鬼的手 1663 01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:19,666 這就是你的手，聽到了嗎？ 1664 01:17:21,250 --> 01:17:25,083 我用左手丟球害了咕咕死掉 1665 01:17:25,166 --> 01:17:27,083 那只是一場意外 1666 01:17:27,625 --> 01:17:30,708 有時候意外的發生 誰也沒有辦法預料，對嗎？ 1667 01:17:30,791 --> 01:17:31,875 [電視聲持續] 1668 01:17:31,958 --> 01:17:35,000 如果那天，你是用右手丟球的話 1669 01:17:35,083 --> 01:17:38,041 咕咕…一樣會掉下去啊，對嗎？ 1670 01:17:38,666 --> 01:17:41,708 我用左手做了很多壞事 1671 01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:44,833 啊？你還做了什麼壞事啊？ 1672 01:17:47,916 --> 01:17:49,750 這些都是你偷的嗎？ 1673 01:17:50,416 --> 01:17:53,000 是我的魔鬼手偷的啦 1674 01:17:53,083 --> 01:17:55,791 鄭宜靜，這就是你偷的 1675 01:17:57,625 --> 01:17:59,166 [吐氣聲] 1676 01:17:59,250 --> 01:18:02,250 [碗筷輕敲聲] 1677 01:18:06,916 --> 01:18:09,750 - [水龍頭流水聲] - [宜安]你知道你的小孩 失蹤三個小時嗎？ 1678 01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:12,791 不就在旁邊玩嗎？ 1679 01:18:12,875 --> 01:18:15,208 - [流水聲持續] - [宜安嘆氣] 1680 01:18:15,291 --> 01:18:16,375 走吧 1681 01:18:19,041 --> 01:18:20,666 你們要去哪裡啊？ 1682 01:18:21,291 --> 01:18:22,708 去教小孩 1683 01:18:24,916 --> 01:18:26,541 還有，這你媽給你的 1684 01:18:26,625 --> 01:18:27,833 [啪一聲] 1685 01:18:31,416 --> 01:18:34,416 [夜市喧鬧聲] 1686 01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:52,125 [夜市喧鬧聲] 1687 01:18:54,083 --> 01:18:56,083 [店裡播放西洋歌曲] 1688 01:18:58,666 --> 01:19:00,875 宜靜，你又來看哥哥了 1689 01:19:01,666 --> 01:19:04,291 對啊，我是來還東西的 1690 01:19:04,791 --> 01:19:06,708 嗯，你要說什麼？ 1691 01:19:07,250 --> 01:19:10,250 對不起，偷了東西 1692 01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:13,250 [店員]沒關係，喜歡要跟哥哥說 不可以自己拿喔 1693 01:19:13,333 --> 01:19:15,125 [宜安]不好意思，下次不會了 1694 01:19:15,208 --> 01:19:18,000 - 沒關係，宜靜下次再來看哥哥 - 好 1695 01:19:18,083 --> 01:19:19,958 [宜安]你要說什麼？說謝謝啊 1696 01:19:20,041 --> 01:19:21,166 「謝謝，對不起」 1697 01:19:21,250 --> 01:19:22,583 謝謝，對不起 1698 01:19:22,666 --> 01:19:23,500 [店員]沒關係 1699 01:19:24,666 --> 01:19:25,958 不好意思 1700 01:19:27,291 --> 01:19:28,541 [宜靜]對不起，姐姐 1701 01:19:28,625 --> 01:19:31,166 - 沒關係，走，趕快走 - [宜靜咕噥聲] 1702 01:19:32,333 --> 01:19:34,708 [人群喧鬧聲] 1703 01:19:34,791 --> 01:19:36,166 - [急促鈴聲] - 那個是偷哪一間的？ 1704 01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:38,041 - 那個喔？那間嗎？ - 嗯 1705 01:19:38,125 --> 01:19:41,708 [店裡播放雷鬼音樂] 1706 01:19:41,791 --> 01:19:43,250 欸，等一下 1707 01:19:43,833 --> 01:19:46,458 你自己去還，要說道歉喔 1708 01:19:46,541 --> 01:19:48,541 - 知道嗎？你去 - 嗯 1709 01:19:48,625 --> 01:19:51,083 [店裡雷鬼音樂持續] 1710 01:19:51,166 --> 01:19:52,916 [女老闆]宜靜，你來了喔？ 1711 01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:55,791 我偷了東西 1712 01:19:55,875 --> 01:19:57,166 啊？ 1713 01:19:57,250 --> 01:19:58,833 [店裡雷鬼音樂持續] 1714 01:19:58,916 --> 01:20:00,833 好，沒事，我跟你說 1715 01:20:00,916 --> 01:20:02,375 沒有關係的，好不好？ 1716 01:20:02,458 --> 01:20:04,541 - 但下次不要了，好不好？ - [小聲]好 1717 01:20:04,625 --> 01:20:06,000 好，沒事 1718 01:20:06,083 --> 01:20:08,083 好，沒事，拜拜 1719 01:20:08,166 --> 01:20:10,166 [宜靜咕噥聲] 1720 01:20:14,125 --> 01:20:17,083 - 有沒有說對不起？ - 有 1721 01:20:17,166 --> 01:20:19,625 - 老闆有沒有原諒你？ - 有 1722 01:20:19,708 --> 01:20:21,166 - 好棒啊，好不好？ - [宜靜咕噥聲] 1723 01:20:21,250 --> 01:20:22,708 [滾燙滋滋聲] 1724 01:20:22,791 --> 01:20:24,708 你等下要記得說對不起喔 1725 01:20:26,041 --> 01:20:27,333 知道嗎？ 1726 01:20:29,833 --> 01:20:30,916 [小聲]去 1727 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:34,458 [店裡播放台語歌曲] 1728 01:20:34,541 --> 01:20:37,875 對不起，我偷了你的東西 1729 01:20:38,791 --> 01:20:41,416 - 沒關係，下次不要再這樣囉 - 嗯 1730 01:20:43,958 --> 01:20:46,541 [小聲]走，過來，快點 1731 01:20:48,083 --> 01:20:49,083 [店裡台語歌曲中斷] 1732 01:20:49,166 --> 01:20:51,750 [店外遊戲機電子音效] 1733 01:20:51,833 --> 01:20:54,541 [宜靜]對不起，我偷了你的東西 1734 01:20:54,625 --> 01:20:56,000 妹妹，你又來了喔？ 1735 01:20:56,083 --> 01:20:58,458 啊你…你怎麼會拿這個？ 1736 01:20:58,541 --> 01:21:00,916 好啦，沒關係啦，下次不可以喔 1737 01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,375 - [宜靜小聲]好 - 齁 1738 01:21:03,041 --> 01:21:05,833 好，沒關係，要乖喔，拜拜 1739 01:21:06,583 --> 01:21:09,083 - 下次不要喔 - 好 1740 01:21:09,625 --> 01:21:12,291 - [遊戲機電子音效] - 有沒有說對不起？有沒有？ 1741 01:21:12,375 --> 01:21:14,125 - [遊戲機鈴聲] - 好啊，那就好了，好不好？ 1742 01:21:14,916 --> 01:21:16,916 [機車隆隆聲] 1743 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:20,041 [夜市喧鬧聲] 1744 01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:21,583 沒事啦 1745 01:21:21,666 --> 01:21:23,125 [機車隆隆聲] 1746 01:21:24,416 --> 01:21:27,416 [店家音樂聲] 1747 01:21:31,250 --> 01:21:33,250 [店家音樂聲漸強] 1748 01:21:35,250 --> 01:21:38,125 [店家音樂聲漸弱] 1749 01:21:40,125 --> 01:21:42,291 轉過去，我幫你綁蝴蝶結 1750 01:21:45,125 --> 01:21:46,458 好了 1751 01:21:46,541 --> 01:21:49,000 蝴蝶結綁好了[彈舌音] 1752 01:21:49,083 --> 01:21:52,041 - [宜靜笑聲] - [強尼]夜市姐妹花，好了沒？ 1753 01:21:52,125 --> 01:21:53,833 [驚呼聲] 1754 01:21:53,916 --> 01:21:55,458 你好漂亮喔 1755 01:21:55,541 --> 01:21:57,375 你今天晚上要上台表演對不對？ 1756 01:21:57,458 --> 01:22:00,875 - 她才不敢 - [唱歌]嘟嚕… 1757 01:22:00,958 --> 01:22:02,500 - 你們兩個好了沒？ - [小聲]漂亮 1758 01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:04,250 - 好了嗎？ - 走了，不能遲到，快點 1759 01:22:04,333 --> 01:22:05,291 - 都好了吧？ - 嗯 1760 01:22:05,375 --> 01:22:07,750 [小聲]走了，快，遲到了，走了 1761 01:22:08,291 --> 01:22:12,958 [店裡播放國語饒舌歌曲] 1762 01:22:13,041 --> 01:22:15,458 - [大聲]欸，到你了啦 - 嗯？ 1763 01:22:15,541 --> 01:22:17,250 - 幾啦？ - 六啊 1764 01:22:17,333 --> 01:22:19,625 - 那我七 - 發什麼呆啊？ 1765 01:22:19,708 --> 01:22:21,208 [店裡饒舌歌曲持續] 1766 01:22:21,291 --> 01:22:23,333 - [拍桌聲] - 忘記她啦 1767 01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:25,166 小萍還比較辣 1768 01:22:25,250 --> 01:22:27,833 你少在那邊 什麼都不知道在那邊鬼扯 1769 01:22:27,916 --> 01:22:30,500 跟她沒有關係啦，七啦 1770 01:22:30,583 --> 01:22:33,875 動不動就在那邊請假，又愛吃醋 1771 01:22:33,958 --> 01:22:35,583 想她幹什麼啦？ 1772 01:22:36,125 --> 01:22:37,333 請假？ 1773 01:22:37,916 --> 01:22:39,375 對了，今天幾號？ 1774 01:22:39,875 --> 01:22:40,875 禮拜五啦 1775 01:22:40,958 --> 01:22:43,583 [不耐煩]不是啦，幾號啦？ 什麼禮拜五？ 1776 01:22:44,166 --> 01:22:45,333 15號啊 1777 01:22:45,416 --> 01:22:46,666 [店裡饒舌歌曲持續] 1778 01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:49,541 她上次是不是說她外婆生日 對不對？ 1779 01:22:49,625 --> 01:22:51,958 - [拍桌聲] - 對，外婆生日，我怎麼沒想到？ 1780 01:22:52,041 --> 01:22:54,875 - [推車滾輪聲] - [店裡播放傳統音樂] 1781 01:22:54,958 --> 01:22:56,541 [男賓客講台語]好，謝謝 1782 01:22:56,625 --> 01:22:59,166 你很漂亮，你最棒了[笑聲] 1783 01:22:59,250 --> 01:23:01,875 - 其他桌上東西都可以先吃先喝 - [眾人應和聲] 1784 01:23:01,958 --> 01:23:03,583 [聊天聲] 1785 01:23:03,666 --> 01:23:06,875 這裡，等下要合照 找我們姐妹合照喔 1786 01:23:06,958 --> 01:23:08,958 - 姐，時間應該差不多了 - [小聲]差不多了 1787 01:23:09,041 --> 01:23:11,166 [機車隆隆聲，煞車聲] 1788 01:23:11,250 --> 01:23:13,000 - [轉鑰匙聲] - [宜安]好，你先下來 1789 01:23:13,083 --> 01:23:14,875 安全帽我等下再幫你脫 1790 01:23:14,958 --> 01:23:15,958 [機車隆隆聲] 1791 01:23:16,041 --> 01:23:17,458 [強尼]來，我放 1792 01:23:17,541 --> 01:23:18,916 [淑芬]來，我幫你脫 1793 01:23:19,416 --> 01:23:20,666 好 1794 01:23:20,750 --> 01:23:21,958 - [轉鑰匙聲] - 很厲害 1795 01:23:22,916 --> 01:23:24,416 - [強尼]這一家啊？ - 對 1796 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:25,958 - 快點 - [宜安]好 1797 01:23:26,041 --> 01:23:28,458 - 走囉 - [宜安]等我啦 1798 01:23:28,541 --> 01:23:30,041 - [門口男客]你在哪？ - [宜安]噢 1799 01:23:30,125 --> 01:23:31,833 [門口男客]不是啦，我人在門口啊 1800 01:23:32,916 --> 01:23:35,375 [門口男客]啊？沒看到… 1801 01:23:35,458 --> 01:23:39,083 [店裡播放傳統音樂] 1802 01:23:39,166 --> 01:23:40,791 [低聲]淑芬，今天都是你親戚啊？ 1803 01:23:40,875 --> 01:23:42,666 - 嗯，應該吧 - [輕聲]喔 1804 01:23:47,333 --> 01:23:48,333 嗯 1805 01:23:49,791 --> 01:23:51,416 - [淑芬]你坐裡面 - [強尼]好 1806 01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:53,041 - [曉紅]來了 - [曉荷]喔，姐 1807 01:23:53,125 --> 01:23:53,958 - 嗨 - [曉荷]你好 1808 01:23:54,041 --> 01:23:55,125 - 老姐 - [強尼]嘿 1809 01:23:55,208 --> 01:23:57,416 大家好，我叫強尼 1810 01:23:57,500 --> 01:23:59,458 - [曉荷尷尬笑] - 這我男朋友，強尼 1811 01:23:59,541 --> 01:24:00,958 - 曉荷 - 曉荷 1812 01:24:01,041 --> 01:24:02,750 - 曉紅 - 曉紅，你好 1813 01:24:02,833 --> 01:24:04,708 - 這我弟 - 她弟 1814 01:24:04,791 --> 01:24:07,125 喔，振興，強尼 1815 01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:09,416 [振興]坐啊，幹嘛不坐？ 1816 01:24:09,500 --> 01:24:11,625 [淑芬]宜安，過來叫人 1817 01:24:12,458 --> 01:24:14,000 [振興]噢，長那麼大啦？ 1818 01:24:14,083 --> 01:24:15,000 舅舅 1819 01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:17,333 - 嗨，舅舅，好久不見 - 嗨 1820 01:24:17,416 --> 01:24:19,875 - 宜靜，小的，姐小的 - [淑芬]過來 1821 01:24:19,958 --> 01:24:21,250 - [振興]沒看過 - 宜靜 1822 01:24:21,958 --> 01:24:23,291 [淑芬]叫舅舅 1823 01:24:23,375 --> 01:24:24,500 [講英文]哈囉 1824 01:24:24,583 --> 01:24:25,583 [講英文]哈囉 1825 01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:27,958 [曉荷]哎，你們去那邊坐好了 1826 01:24:28,041 --> 01:24:28,916 [曉荷]小朋友坐那邊 1827 01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:30,833 - 阿姨帶你們去 - [懷疑]啊？好喔 1828 01:24:30,916 --> 01:24:32,375 - [曉荷]給他們大人的 - [服務生]好的 1829 01:24:32,458 --> 01:24:33,625 你的喔？ 1830 01:24:34,208 --> 01:24:37,791 - [強尼]呃… - 不是啦，我們才認識六個月 1831 01:24:37,875 --> 01:24:40,000 - 對，剛認識 - [振興]喔 1832 01:24:40,083 --> 01:24:41,375 沒多久 1833 01:24:41,458 --> 01:24:43,708 [曉紅]喝什麼？杯子給我，我幫你倒 1834 01:24:44,250 --> 01:24:45,375 - [強尼]都可以啊 - [曉紅]好 1835 01:24:45,458 --> 01:24:47,083 - 姐，你可以借我手機嗎？ - [強尼]謝謝 1836 01:24:47,166 --> 01:24:48,083 [阿明]我想請問 1837 01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:51,750 今晚有沒有一位 吳雪梅女士的生日宴會？ 1838 01:24:52,583 --> 01:24:54,125 對，我是 1839 01:24:54,208 --> 01:24:55,750 [店裡播放國語流行歌曲] 1840 01:24:55,833 --> 01:24:56,875 有嗎？ 1841 01:24:56,958 --> 01:24:58,333 好，謝謝，那我知道了 1842 01:24:58,416 --> 01:24:59,916 拜拜[拉長音] 1843 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:01,291 [講英文]好耶 1844 01:25:01,375 --> 01:25:04,125 [店裡流行歌曲持續] 1845 01:25:04,208 --> 01:25:05,500 [通話聲] 1846 01:25:05,583 --> 01:25:07,291 姐，你們搬回台北喔？ 1847 01:25:08,916 --> 01:25:11,000 你這次回來多久？ 1848 01:25:11,958 --> 01:25:15,625 嗯…住個週末而已吧，公司很忙 1849 01:25:16,125 --> 01:25:17,708 我也才剛搬回上海 1850 01:25:17,791 --> 01:25:19,833 [店裡傳統音樂持續] 1851 01:25:19,916 --> 01:25:21,458 - 強尼 - 你好 1852 01:25:21,541 --> 01:25:22,750 - 辛苦囉 - 啊？ 1853 01:25:22,833 --> 01:25:23,833 我老姐很難搞吧？ 1854 01:25:24,916 --> 01:25:27,791 [強尼]沒有，你姐人很好，嗯 1855 01:25:27,875 --> 01:25:30,000 [輕笑聲]你是做什麼的？ 1856 01:25:30,083 --> 01:25:32,083 我…呃，我是那個… 1857 01:25:32,166 --> 01:25:33,958 貿易，做貿易 1858 01:25:34,041 --> 01:25:37,083 喔？是喔？你們有上市嗎？ 1859 01:25:37,166 --> 01:25:38,791 有啊，我在夜市 1860 01:25:38,875 --> 01:25:41,500 在夜市，夜市貿易，嗯 1861 01:25:41,583 --> 01:25:43,708 你們想要什麼東西都可以跟我講 1862 01:25:43,791 --> 01:25:45,125 - 買不到我都買得到 - [振興冷笑] 1863 01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:48,125 - [曉荷]喔，好，謝謝 - [振興]好，對 1864 01:25:48,208 --> 01:25:50,000 [青少女]你是誰啊？ 1865 01:25:51,125 --> 01:25:53,666 - 她是我妹妹啦 - [青少女]喔 1866 01:25:54,250 --> 01:25:56,041 你叫什麼名字？ 1867 01:25:56,125 --> 01:25:57,333 宜靜 1868 01:25:57,416 --> 01:26:00,208 [講台語]你自己戒指不見，不要怪我 1869 01:26:00,291 --> 01:26:03,500 - [男親戚講台語]叔叔、嬸嬸 - [眾人]欸，生日快樂… 1870 01:26:03,583 --> 01:26:05,458 - [鼓掌聲] - [外婆笑聲] - 今天好漂亮喔 1871 01:26:05,541 --> 01:26:07,666 謝謝 1872 01:26:07,750 --> 01:26:08,833 謝謝 1873 01:26:08,916 --> 01:26:10,875 - [鼓掌聲持續] - 謝謝 1874 01:26:10,958 --> 01:26:12,875 [振興]媽，欸 1875 01:26:16,625 --> 01:26:18,500 - 欸，爸，你坐那邊啦 - 欸？ 1876 01:26:18,583 --> 01:26:20,125 [講台語]我要跟我兒子坐在一起 1877 01:26:20,208 --> 01:26:22,083 - 來，媽，小心點 - [曉紅]爸，喝水 1878 01:26:22,166 --> 01:26:24,041 - 很趕吧？ - [講台語]寶貝兒子，唉唷 1879 01:26:24,125 --> 01:26:25,916 [振興]來，要不要喝點水？這邊 1880 01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:29,208 爸、媽，這個…我男朋友，強尼 1881 01:26:29,291 --> 01:26:31,416 - [阿公]啊？ - 伯父，伯母，生日快樂 1882 01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:34,250 好…你好 1883 01:26:35,125 --> 01:26:37,875 [講台語]你…你是做什麼的？ 1884 01:26:37,958 --> 01:26:39,083 他在夜市擺攤啦 1885 01:26:39,166 --> 01:26:41,833 他在姐旁邊的攤位 1886 01:26:41,916 --> 01:26:43,541 [講台語]賣東西，賣東西的 1887 01:26:44,541 --> 01:26:47,125 [強尼]我…我什麼都有在賣，嘿 1888 01:26:47,208 --> 01:26:49,208 什麼都有，有缺什麼跟我講 1889 01:26:49,291 --> 01:26:50,541 - [阿公笑聲] - [強尼]嘿 1890 01:26:51,500 --> 01:26:53,500 [阿明]欸，我要先走，我臨時有事 1891 01:26:53,583 --> 01:26:55,375 - 小萍，今晚交給你可以嗎？ - 喔，好 1892 01:26:55,458 --> 01:26:57,833 - [店裡播放國語饒舌歌曲] - 加油，有事再打給我喔 - 好 1893 01:26:58,416 --> 01:27:00,375 又有什麼事？ 1894 01:27:00,458 --> 01:27:01,458 [講台語]看不懂 1895 01:27:01,541 --> 01:27:04,541 那麼呢，接下來就用我們熱情的掌聲 1896 01:27:04,625 --> 01:27:07,375 來歡迎媽媽來跟我們說幾句話 1897 01:27:07,458 --> 01:27:10,708 [鼓掌聲] 1898 01:27:10,791 --> 01:27:12,333 謝謝，呃 1899 01:27:12,416 --> 01:27:14,541 謝謝大家，歡迎光臨 1900 01:27:14,625 --> 01:27:17,875 啊，也感謝大家抽空出席 1901 01:27:17,958 --> 01:27:20,833 啊，我…寶貝兒子 1902 01:27:20,916 --> 01:27:22,958 貼心啦、孝順啦 1903 01:27:23,041 --> 01:27:24,958 幫我辦生日宴會[笑聲] 1904 01:27:25,041 --> 01:27:26,583 - 媽，生日快樂 - [鼓掌聲] 1905 01:27:26,666 --> 01:27:28,333 [外婆笑聲]謝謝 1906 01:27:28,416 --> 01:27:30,500 [講台語]感恩啦，謝謝，多謝 1907 01:27:31,208 --> 01:27:34,416 那在媽媽還有大家開始吃飯之前 1908 01:27:34,500 --> 01:27:37,250 我們先舉杯，敬茶、敬酒 1909 01:27:37,333 --> 01:27:39,125 來跟媽媽說生日快樂，好嗎？ 1910 01:27:39,708 --> 01:27:41,750 [眾人]好，生日快樂 1911 01:27:41,833 --> 01:27:43,541 [曉紅透過麥克風]生日快樂 1912 01:27:43,625 --> 01:27:47,916 [人群嘈雜聲] 1913 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:51,833 [人群嘈雜聲] 1914 01:27:51,916 --> 01:27:55,291 [人群嘈雜聲] 1915 01:27:55,375 --> 01:27:58,208 - [眾人招呼聲] - [講台語]不好意思… - 阿姨，好久不見 1916 01:27:58,291 --> 01:28:00,041 - [外婆笑聲] - [強尼]我自己來 1917 01:28:00,708 --> 01:28:01,958 - 謝謝 - [外婆]好… 1918 01:28:02,041 --> 01:28:03,500 - [淑芬]沒有杯子喔？ - 有啦，在那邊 1919 01:28:03,583 --> 01:28:04,916 你剛那杯放在那裡啦 1920 01:28:05,666 --> 01:28:06,958 乖乖 1921 01:28:07,041 --> 01:28:10,833 這個是我的最愛外孫女[笑聲] 1922 01:28:12,041 --> 01:28:14,125 不是啦，我是說 1923 01:28:14,208 --> 01:28:16,250 你們都是我最愛的，齁 1924 01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:18,083 都是我最愛的啦[笑聲] 1925 01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:20,750 [小聲]阿嬤是騙他們的 1926 01:28:20,833 --> 01:28:23,833 你才是我的心肝寶貝齁[親吻聲] 1927 01:28:23,916 --> 01:28:24,750 - [女親戚]外婆 - 嗨 1928 01:28:24,833 --> 01:28:26,416 今天你生日，我們敬你 1929 01:28:26,500 --> 01:28:28,458 - [女親戚]生日快樂 - [宜靜]生日快樂 1930 01:28:28,541 --> 01:28:31,750 - 生日快樂，你們喝的是什麼？ - [曉紅]好，在大家用餐的時候呢 1931 01:28:31,833 --> 01:28:35,541 我要特別…呃 要來祝福我的媽媽生日快樂 1932 01:28:35,625 --> 01:28:38,833 所以我請我的女兒美玲上來，美玲 1933 01:28:38,916 --> 01:28:44,000 - [眾人拍手，歡呼聲] - [外婆笑聲] 1934 01:28:44,083 --> 01:28:47,166 也晉級了《星光燦爛》總決賽 1935 01:28:47,250 --> 01:28:49,791 [曉紅]所以她今天要唱這首歌曲 1936 01:28:49,875 --> 01:28:51,875 啊，那個評審還說喔 1937 01:28:51,958 --> 01:28:53,916 如果美玲到中國發展 1938 01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:55,750 前途不可限量耶 1939 01:28:55,833 --> 01:28:56,958 [歡呼聲] 1940 01:28:57,041 --> 01:28:58,916 [眾人拍手，歡呼聲] 1941 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:00,791 [曉紅]媽媽，生日快樂喔 1942 01:29:00,875 --> 01:29:07,833 [美玲唱英文歌唱得五音不全] 1943 01:29:07,916 --> 01:29:11,083 [眾人拍手，歡呼聲] 1944 01:29:11,166 --> 01:29:12,625 [機車隆隆聲] 1945 01:29:12,708 --> 01:29:14,458 - 怎麼那麼慢啊？ - [阿明]啊？ 1946 01:29:14,541 --> 01:29:16,208 - 很慢耶 - 走吧… 1947 01:29:22,375 --> 01:29:23,416 [阿明]等下我去叫她下來 1948 01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:25,375 - 你在這邊等我，你不要衝動 - 不要 1949 01:29:25,458 --> 01:29:27,625 不要衝動啦，你在這邊等我 1950 01:29:27,708 --> 01:29:31,250 [人群嘈雜聲] 1951 01:29:36,375 --> 01:29:37,958 [阿明]宜安 1952 01:29:38,041 --> 01:29:40,375 你可以跟我們下去一下嗎？ 有事情要跟你商量 1953 01:29:43,541 --> 01:29:44,583 - 有事找你 - [太太]鄭宜安 1954 01:29:44,666 --> 01:29:47,166 - 幹，你們怎麼會在這裡啊？ - [低聲]跟我們出來講 1955 01:29:47,250 --> 01:29:48,500 [低聲]不要，不要拉，你是… 1956 01:29:50,083 --> 01:29:53,333 我們現在有很重要的事情要跟你講 請你出來外面 1957 01:29:53,416 --> 01:29:55,625 不是，我一直打給你，你都不接 真的有重要的事… 1958 01:29:55,708 --> 01:29:57,291 [低聲]生日宴會 你們怎麼敢來這裡？ 1959 01:29:57,375 --> 01:29:59,041 - 我現在在給你面子… - 噓 1960 01:30:00,833 --> 01:30:02,041 [低聲]滾出去 1961 01:30:02,125 --> 01:30:03,416 [悄聲]就叫你出來外面講 1962 01:30:03,500 --> 01:30:05,166 [低聲]滾出去 1963 01:30:05,250 --> 01:30:06,750 我現在在給你面子，你是… 1964 01:30:06,833 --> 01:30:08,000 [宜安]滾出去啦 1965 01:30:08,083 --> 01:30:09,416 - 我是在給你面子… - 她怎麼了嗎？ 1966 01:30:09,500 --> 01:30:10,625 [講台語]抱歉，沒你的事 1967 01:30:10,708 --> 01:30:11,833 - 我是她媽 - 你現在要… 1968 01:30:11,916 --> 01:30:14,791 - [淑芬]兩位有什麼事嗎？ 你是她媽媽喔？ 1969 01:30:16,166 --> 01:30:19,583 我…我是她前老闆 有事情要找她商量，不好意思 1970 01:30:19,666 --> 01:30:21,583 我們已經找她找兩個多禮拜了 1971 01:30:21,666 --> 01:30:23,416 - 你們臭不要臉 - [低聲]你為什麼要這樣？ 1972 01:30:24,125 --> 01:30:25,833 [淑芬悄聲]過來，過來 1973 01:30:26,750 --> 01:30:29,208 這邊有多少客人你不知道嗎？ 1974 01:30:31,458 --> 01:30:32,666 就已經沒有在你們那邊上班 1975 01:30:32,750 --> 01:30:34,416 - 你們還想怎樣？ - 你閉嘴 1976 01:30:34,916 --> 01:30:36,541 [淑芬]你們現在可以講 到底什麼事情？ 1977 01:30:36,625 --> 01:30:39,708 她到底怎麼樣得罪你們 需要到這裡來鬧？ 1978 01:30:39,791 --> 01:30:41,708 [店裡傳統音樂持續] 1979 01:30:41,791 --> 01:30:44,791 怎樣？你們都不講是不是？ 1980 01:30:44,875 --> 01:30:46,458 好啊，我講啊 1981 01:30:47,208 --> 01:30:49,458 [大聲]你女兒睡了我老公還懷孕啦！ 1982 01:30:49,541 --> 01:30:52,166 - [眾人驚呼聲] - [阿明低聲]不行，都是人 你小聲一點可以嗎？ 1983 01:30:52,666 --> 01:30:54,416 [眾人嘈雜聲] 1984 01:30:58,500 --> 01:30:59,875 [宜安嘆氣聲] 1985 01:30:59,958 --> 01:31:01,708 這是真的嗎？ 1986 01:31:01,791 --> 01:31:03,333 [宜安]不干你的事 1987 01:31:04,250 --> 01:31:06,500 - 我問你是真的嗎？ - 自己講的啊 1988 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:09,958 [太太]我們家現在都生的是女兒 1989 01:31:10,041 --> 01:31:12,208 所以如果你女兒這一胎是男的話 我就要 1990 01:31:12,833 --> 01:31:14,125 [大聲]怎麼可能啊？神經病！ 1991 01:31:14,208 --> 01:31:15,458 [太太大聲]什麼神經病啊？ 1992 01:31:15,541 --> 01:31:18,000 [大聲]我已經不跟你計較 你在那邊勾引我老公耶 1993 01:31:18,083 --> 01:31:20,208 我現在只要一個兒子來分家產 我有錯嗎？ 1994 01:31:21,166 --> 01:31:23,291 [太太]睡我老公啊！免費的！ 1995 01:31:23,375 --> 01:31:24,958 - 好了 - [強尼]我去看一下 1996 01:31:26,125 --> 01:31:28,791 錢的問題你們不用擔心 我們會全部負責… 1997 01:31:28,875 --> 01:31:30,500 你能不能閉嘴啊？ 1998 01:31:30,583 --> 01:31:32,208 我們會付全部的費用 1999 01:31:32,291 --> 01:31:35,166 只要他是一個男的，我全部都付！ 2000 01:31:35,250 --> 01:31:37,500 - [淑芬驚嘆聲] - 怎麼了？ 2001 01:31:37,583 --> 01:31:40,625 - 我問你是不是真的！ - [強尼低聲]不要這樣 2002 01:31:40,708 --> 01:31:42,625 - 不要這樣… - 我問你是不是真的！ 2003 01:31:42,708 --> 01:31:46,708 - [強尼輕聲]不要這樣… - [淑芬哭泣聲] 2004 01:31:46,791 --> 01:31:48,916 - 她自己說她懷孕的啊 - [淑芬哭泣聲] 2005 01:31:50,958 --> 01:31:52,916 你他媽說這個對不對？ 2006 01:31:53,416 --> 01:31:55,500 [大聲]早就沒了，賤人！ 2007 01:31:55,583 --> 01:31:58,083 [店裡傳統音樂持續] 2008 01:31:58,166 --> 01:32:00,500 - 我他媽真的… - [阿明]欸！不要 2009 01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:01,750 - 幹什麼？放手！ - 鄭宜安！ 2010 01:32:01,833 --> 01:32:03,833 - [強尼]放手 - [阿明]好了，我們回去 2011 01:32:03,916 --> 01:32:04,958 - 冷靜啦 - [尖叫]走開！ 2012 01:32:05,041 --> 01:32:05,875 - [強尼]出去！ - 走了 2013 01:32:05,958 --> 01:32:07,458 - [尖叫]她勾引我老公 - 再吵我報警！ 2014 01:32:07,541 --> 01:32:09,041 [阿明大聲]走！可以了，回去！ 2015 01:32:09,125 --> 01:32:11,250 - [太太]鄭宜安，去死啦！ - [阿明]好，走啦！ 2016 01:32:11,333 --> 01:32:12,375 沒事… 2017 01:32:12,458 --> 01:32:14,916 - [阿明]走了！ - [尖叫]你不要拉著我！ 2018 01:32:15,583 --> 01:32:16,916 [強尼]出去 2019 01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:19,000 [太太哭泣聲] 2020 01:32:20,166 --> 01:32:22,208 [店裡傳統音樂持續] 2021 01:32:22,291 --> 01:32:23,500 還不走啊？ 2022 01:32:24,750 --> 01:32:28,583 [眾人議論聲] 2023 01:32:31,083 --> 01:32:34,708 [阿明嘆氣]抱歉 這可以幫我交給宜安嗎？ 2024 01:32:43,958 --> 01:32:45,375 [淑芬深深吸氣聲] 2025 01:32:45,458 --> 01:32:47,583 你還是沒有學乖 2026 01:32:51,333 --> 01:32:55,000 [哽咽]你什麼時候 可以對你自己的人生負責啊？ 2027 01:33:00,583 --> 01:33:03,583 [店裡傳統音樂持續] 2028 01:33:10,041 --> 01:33:11,666 - 坐 - [椅子拉動聲] 2029 01:33:20,833 --> 01:33:21,833 [店裡傳統音樂中斷] 2030 01:33:21,916 --> 01:33:24,916 [車流嘈雜聲] 2031 01:33:29,583 --> 01:33:32,000 你…沒事吧？ 2032 01:33:32,791 --> 01:33:33,833 沒事 2033 01:33:36,750 --> 01:33:38,041 [強尼]所以 2034 01:33:38,583 --> 01:33:41,541 剛才…到底怎麼了？ 2035 01:33:41,625 --> 01:33:43,125 不干你的事 2036 01:33:46,541 --> 01:33:50,166 你媽會那麼生氣其實是因為關心你 2037 01:33:52,041 --> 01:33:53,541 你認識我媽喔？ 2038 01:33:55,041 --> 01:33:57,708 不就跟她睡了兩個禮拜就當我爸喔？ 2039 01:34:01,916 --> 01:34:04,208 [車流嘈雜聲] 2040 01:34:04,791 --> 01:34:07,166 {\an8}姐，你剛去哪裡啊？ 2041 01:34:07,250 --> 01:34:10,250 [店裡傳統音樂持續] 2042 01:34:24,375 --> 01:34:26,375 [低聲]我剛有去跟她說過了 2043 01:34:28,625 --> 01:34:30,041 有什麼好說的？ 2044 01:34:34,958 --> 01:34:36,250 [淑芬]沒救了 2045 01:34:37,291 --> 01:34:41,041 [店裡傳統音樂持續] 2046 01:34:45,875 --> 01:34:46,875 [麥克風雜音] 2047 01:34:47,500 --> 01:34:50,958 很抱歉，剛有些小騷動，驚擾大家 2048 01:34:51,041 --> 01:34:54,791 那首先非常感謝大家 來參加我親愛的媽咪六十歲大壽 2049 01:34:54,875 --> 01:34:58,625 我媽咪呢，凡事都很為我 跟我親愛的姐姐們著想 2050 01:35:00,166 --> 01:35:02,416 去年國際的景氣非常不好 2051 01:35:02,500 --> 01:35:04,791 所以我開設了一家國際公司 2052 01:35:04,875 --> 01:35:08,041 目的就是為了幫助更多的失業家庭 2053 01:35:08,125 --> 01:35:10,750 讓他們有一個機會，跟一個未來 2054 01:35:10,833 --> 01:35:13,000 而我最大的資金贊助者 2055 01:35:13,083 --> 01:35:14,541 就是我親愛的媽咪 2056 01:35:14,625 --> 01:35:17,250 那請大家給予這位偉大的慈善家 2057 01:35:17,833 --> 01:35:19,333 一個大大的掌聲 2058 01:35:19,416 --> 01:35:23,416 [眾人掌聲] 2059 01:35:23,500 --> 01:35:24,541 [振興]媽咪 2060 01:35:25,083 --> 01:35:27,833 生日快樂，祝你長命百歲 2061 01:35:29,500 --> 01:35:32,041 [麥克風尖銳雜音] 2062 01:35:32,541 --> 01:35:35,750 啊[笑聲] 2063 01:35:35,833 --> 01:35:37,625 祝我們偉大的媽媽 2064 01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:42,708 [曉紅]謝謝你生我們、養我們 育我們 2065 01:35:42,791 --> 01:35:46,083 生日快樂，福如東海，壽比南山 2066 01:35:47,583 --> 01:35:51,333 啊，我們也有準備一個 很特別的生日蛋糕 2067 01:35:51,416 --> 01:35:53,083 要送給我們的母親 2068 01:35:53,166 --> 01:35:55,916 那我們請服務生推出來，好嗎？ 2069 01:35:58,166 --> 01:36:02,166 - [眾人掌聲] - [推車滾輪吱嘎聲] 2070 01:36:02,250 --> 01:36:04,083 - 等一下 - [掌聲停止] 2071 01:36:04,166 --> 01:36:05,750 我有話要說 2072 01:36:08,791 --> 01:36:10,166 她要幹嘛？ 2073 01:36:11,500 --> 01:36:13,708 [麥克風尖銳雜音] 2074 01:36:14,958 --> 01:36:16,583 [店裡傳統音樂持續] 2075 01:36:16,666 --> 01:36:17,708 [宜安吐氣聲] 2076 01:36:19,833 --> 01:36:20,708 外婆 2077 01:36:22,458 --> 01:36:25,625 先謝謝你 從來都沒有把我當小孩看待[冷笑] 2078 01:36:25,708 --> 01:36:26,791 [麥克風尖銳雜音] 2079 01:36:26,875 --> 01:36:28,791 [咚一聲] 2080 01:36:28,875 --> 01:36:30,750 [眾人低語聲] 2081 01:36:30,833 --> 01:36:32,041 [宜安]不好意思 2082 01:36:32,708 --> 01:36:33,791 對不起啦[笑聲] 2083 01:36:36,083 --> 01:36:37,583 [宜安吐氣聲] 2084 01:36:37,666 --> 01:36:39,500 我只是想說在切蛋糕前 2085 01:36:39,583 --> 01:36:42,333 可以先和宜靜跟你說生日快樂 2086 01:36:43,708 --> 01:36:45,583 那我先說喔 2087 01:36:45,666 --> 01:36:47,625 外婆，生日快樂[笑聲] 2088 01:36:50,291 --> 01:36:51,583 再來換宜靜說 2089 01:36:55,791 --> 01:36:56,958 [低聲]拿著 2090 01:36:57,041 --> 01:37:01,625 [耳語聲] 2091 01:37:05,708 --> 01:37:06,791 說啊 2092 01:37:09,333 --> 01:37:12,541 曾祖母，生日快樂 2093 01:37:12,625 --> 01:37:14,541 [眾人議論聲] 2094 01:37:14,625 --> 01:37:17,041 乖乖，你叫錯了啦 2095 01:37:17,125 --> 01:37:18,791 我是阿嬤，不是曾祖母 2096 01:37:18,875 --> 01:37:20,458 [低聲]再說一次 2097 01:37:20,541 --> 01:37:22,333 曾祖母，生日快樂 2098 01:37:22,416 --> 01:37:24,333 [眾人議論聲] 2099 01:37:24,416 --> 01:37:26,666 宜靜沒有說錯 2100 01:37:28,500 --> 01:37:31,375 外婆就是宜靜的曾祖母 2101 01:37:31,458 --> 01:37:33,666 [眾人議論聲] 2102 01:37:33,750 --> 01:37:36,291 我媽他媽的以為可以 神不知鬼不覺地… 2103 01:37:36,375 --> 01:37:37,916 [淑芬低聲]你喝醉了，不要這樣] 2104 01:37:38,000 --> 01:37:39,291 - 我沒有喝醉 - [麥克風尖銳雜音] 2105 01:37:39,375 --> 01:37:40,250 不好意思，她喝多了 2106 01:37:40,333 --> 01:37:42,291 宜靜是我生的，[大聲]不是你生的！ 2107 01:37:42,916 --> 01:37:44,750 [淑芬低聲]你到底在幹嘛？ 可不可以不要… 2108 01:37:44,833 --> 01:37:46,666 [大聲]現在應該讓她知道了！ 2109 01:37:47,666 --> 01:37:49,166 - [啪一聲] - [大聲]到底在說什麼啊？ 2110 01:37:49,250 --> 01:37:50,458 [眾人議論聲] 2111 01:37:52,666 --> 01:37:54,250 [淑芬哽咽] 2112 01:37:54,333 --> 01:37:56,500 我是為了保護你[啜泣聲] 2113 01:37:56,583 --> 01:37:58,416 我就是不懂 2114 01:37:59,208 --> 01:38:03,583 [啜泣聲]年紀那麼小 你帶著小孩，誰要娶你？ 2115 01:38:04,375 --> 01:38:06,666 [哽咽]為什麼我一定要嫁人啊？ 2116 01:38:07,166 --> 01:38:10,500 從以前到現在 你就只在乎你自己的面子 2117 01:38:10,583 --> 01:38:12,833 [邊哭邊說]你有想過我的感受嗎？ 2118 01:38:12,916 --> 01:38:14,000 [振興]媽 2119 01:38:15,458 --> 01:38:17,208 我為什麼是曾祖母？ 2120 01:38:17,291 --> 01:38:19,708 我是曾…曾祖母？ 2121 01:38:19,791 --> 01:38:22,375 你…你給我解釋清楚 2122 01:38:23,500 --> 01:38:26,500 [店裡傳統音樂持續] 2123 01:38:28,291 --> 01:38:29,125 [外婆哭聲] 2124 01:38:29,708 --> 01:38:32,583 [外婆激動]真是丟死人了[抽噎] 2125 01:38:33,541 --> 01:38:35,333 為什麼要偏偏在今天？ 2126 01:38:35,416 --> 01:38:38,333 [邊哭邊說]這麼大的事情你也要騙我 2127 01:38:40,166 --> 01:38:43,125 我這張臉都被你丟盡了 2128 01:38:43,791 --> 01:38:46,208 [邊哭邊說]你到底有沒有羞恥心啊？ 2129 01:38:46,291 --> 01:38:49,208 [激動]還是你不想給我好日子過？ 2130 01:38:51,208 --> 01:38:55,208 [邊哭邊說]還是你真的打算 騙我一輩子嗎？ 2131 01:38:56,291 --> 01:38:58,833 [外婆哭聲] 2132 01:38:58,916 --> 01:39:01,333 - 我原本是這樣打算啊 - [外婆抽噎] 2133 01:39:03,708 --> 01:39:05,666 [眾人議論聲] 2134 01:39:05,750 --> 01:39:07,916 - [外婆抽噎]閉嘴，你給我閉嘴！ - [曉荷]媽 2135 01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:09,166 - [振興]媽 - [曉荷]好了啦 2136 01:39:09,250 --> 01:39:11,083 [曉紅]先把她安…安撫她 2137 01:39:11,166 --> 01:39:13,708 - [外婆哭聲] - [振興]把她拉回來 2138 01:39:15,250 --> 01:39:16,583 [曉紅]坐好 2139 01:39:16,666 --> 01:39:18,833 [外婆哭聲] 2140 01:39:18,916 --> 01:39:21,458 - [曉紅]你先回去坐好，先回去坐好 - [外婆哭聲] 2141 01:39:23,375 --> 01:39:25,541 [外婆哭聲] 2142 01:39:25,625 --> 01:39:26,625 [強尼低聲]不要這樣 2143 01:39:27,500 --> 01:39:29,125 呃 2144 01:39:29,625 --> 01:39:32,625 今天的生日宴會真是充滿驚喜 2145 01:39:32,708 --> 01:39:35,833 喔，這個蛋糕是壽桃耶 2146 01:39:36,458 --> 01:39:38,250 真的是壽桃耶 2147 01:39:38,333 --> 01:39:43,958 呃…在切壽桃之前 我們先來唱生日快樂歌 2148 01:39:44,041 --> 01:39:47,708 [唱歌]祝你生日快樂 2149 01:39:47,791 --> 01:39:50,666 祝你生日快樂 2150 01:39:50,750 --> 01:39:55,125 - [淑芬唱歌]祝你生日快樂 - [零零落落的拍手聲] 2151 01:39:55,208 --> 01:39:58,958 祝你生日快樂 2152 01:39:59,041 --> 01:40:01,041 [所有聲音結束] 2153 01:40:02,833 --> 01:40:05,833 - [風聲] - [遠處車流聲] 2154 01:40:24,166 --> 01:40:25,166 [打火機喀噠聲] 2155 01:40:41,958 --> 01:40:43,583 [吐氣聲] 2156 01:40:46,416 --> 01:40:47,833 [吸鼻子聲] 2157 01:40:56,083 --> 01:40:59,250 [人群嘈雜聲] 2158 01:40:59,333 --> 01:41:01,791 - [喇叭聲] - [機車隆隆聲] 2159 01:41:01,875 --> 01:41:03,875 [服務鈴聲] 2160 01:41:06,250 --> 01:41:09,250 [夜市喧鬧聲] 2161 01:41:15,083 --> 01:41:17,166 [夜市喧鬧聲持續] 2162 01:41:17,250 --> 01:41:19,000 [滾燙滋滋聲] 2163 01:41:19,083 --> 01:41:20,250 [講英文]哈囉 2164 01:41:20,750 --> 01:41:22,166 [講英文]哈囉 2165 01:41:22,791 --> 01:41:23,791 噢 2166 01:41:24,291 --> 01:41:25,958 你今天心情很好喔 2167 01:41:26,041 --> 01:41:27,250 沒有啦 2168 01:41:32,583 --> 01:41:33,625 嗨 2169 01:41:34,958 --> 01:41:36,541 你來幹嘛？ 2170 01:41:36,625 --> 01:41:38,291 我想說可以來幫忙啊 2171 01:41:46,041 --> 01:41:48,208 - [輕快配樂] - [輕碰聲] 2172 01:41:48,291 --> 01:41:50,666 [強尼叫賣]來，這個叫做神奇海綿齁 2173 01:41:52,166 --> 01:41:55,125 - [篤篤聲，輕敲聲] - [強尼]神奇海綿，來，看一下 這個叫神奇海綿 2174 01:41:55,208 --> 01:41:57,625 - [輕快節奏加入] - 今天做特價，今天做特價 2175 01:41:57,708 --> 01:41:58,750 買一塊送一塊 2176 01:41:58,833 --> 01:42:00,791 買三塊只要五十塊 要不要參考看看？ 2177 01:42:00,875 --> 01:42:02,583 - [配樂漸強] - [插扣喀一聲] - [彈舌音] 2178 01:42:02,666 --> 01:42:05,208 - [重節拍] - [宜靜笑聲] - [機車隆隆聲] 2179 01:42:05,291 --> 01:42:07,666 向右 2180 01:42:08,583 --> 01:42:10,958 [輕快配樂持續] 2181 01:42:12,500 --> 01:42:13,541 [宜安]小力一點啦 2182 01:42:15,833 --> 01:42:17,125 阿莉，來啦？ 2183 01:42:17,208 --> 01:42:18,500 宜靜 2184 01:42:18,583 --> 01:42:19,500 [講英文]哈囉 2185 01:42:19,583 --> 01:42:21,166 [宜安]這邊給你擦 2186 01:42:21,250 --> 01:42:22,791 [輕快配樂持續] 2187 01:42:22,875 --> 01:42:25,541 準備好了嗎？ 2188 01:42:25,625 --> 01:42:27,125 準備好什麼啦？ 2189 01:42:27,208 --> 01:42:31,583 準備好看宜靜個人演唱會了嗎？ 2190 01:42:31,666 --> 01:42:33,041 宜靜演唱會 2191 01:42:33,791 --> 01:42:34,833 [講英文]開始！ 2192 01:42:34,916 --> 01:42:36,333 [喇叭播放英文舞曲] 2193 01:42:36,416 --> 01:42:37,916 媽，你看 2194 01:42:38,833 --> 01:42:41,416 [輕柔音效] 2195 01:42:41,500 --> 01:42:43,083 - [輕快配樂持續] - 掌聲加尖叫 2196 01:42:43,166 --> 01:42:44,333 [宜安]小聲一點啦 2197 01:42:44,416 --> 01:42:46,666 [強尼]幹嘛小聲？演唱會就是要大聲 對不對，宜靜？ 2198 01:42:46,750 --> 01:42:48,500 - [宜安]丟臉 - [強尼]跳起來 2199 01:42:49,750 --> 01:42:51,416 [強尼]你好厲害喔 2200 01:42:54,083 --> 01:42:56,250 [輕快配樂持續] 2201 01:42:56,916 --> 01:42:58,458 [強尼]把手借給我 2202 01:43:01,250 --> 01:43:02,583 [強尼]好厲害 2203 01:43:04,958 --> 01:43:06,958 [輕快配樂持續] 2204 01:43:08,625 --> 01:43:11,666 [強尼]看過來！宜靜在跳舞喔！ 2205 01:43:12,583 --> 01:43:15,333 [強尼]嘿，各位觀眾，看過來！ 2206 01:43:15,416 --> 01:43:18,416 [輕快配樂持續] 2207 01:43:23,541 --> 01:43:25,541 [輕快配樂中斷] 2208 01:43:27,166 --> 01:43:30,166 [輕快配樂持續] 2209 01:43:38,041 --> 01:43:41,041 [輕快配樂持續] 2210 01:43:52,625 --> 01:43:54,625 [輕快配樂結束] 2211 01:43:59,416 --> 01:44:06,416 [夜市喧鬧聲持續] 2212 01:44:21,416 --> 01:44:28,416 [夜市喧鬧聲持續] 2213 01:44:43,416 --> 01:44:50,416 [夜市喧鬧聲持續] 2214 01:45:05,416 --> 01:45:12,416 [夜市喧鬧聲持續] 2215 01:45:27,416 --> 01:45:34,416 [夜市喧鬧聲持續] 2216 01:45:49,416 --> 01:45:56,416 [夜市喧鬧聲持續] 2217 01:46:11,416 --> 01:46:18,416 [夜市喧鬧聲持續] 2218 01:46:33,416 --> 01:46:40,416 [夜市喧鬧聲持續] 2219 01:46:55,416 --> 01:47:02,416 [夜市喧鬧聲持續] 2220 01:47:17,416 --> 01:47:24,416 [夜市喧鬧聲持續] 2221 01:47:39,416 --> 01:47:46,416 [夜市喧鬧聲持續] 2222 01:48:01,416 --> 01:48:08,416 [夜市喧鬧聲持續] 2223 01:48:23,000 --> 01:48:28,000 字幕翻譯：楊景丞