1 00:00:00,041 --> 00:00:01,001 [Music playing] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:12,291 --> 00:00:17,125 This film is brought to you by the Los Angeles CineFest Film Festival, 5 00:00:17,291 --> 00:00:24,000 the Hollywood Screenings Film Festival and the Oh Scares Award. 6 00:00:25,166 --> 00:00:26,126 [Music playing] 7 00:00:49,166 --> 00:00:52,666 [Music playing] 8 00:00:52,708 --> 00:00:59,000 [Music playing] 9 00:01:00,208 --> 00:01:02,500 [Music playing] 10 00:01:03,833 --> 00:01:05,875 [Rooster Crowing] 11 00:01:07,541 --> 00:01:08,501 [Music playing] 12 00:01:17,458 --> 00:01:19,458 Have you ever wondered what happened to 13 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:22,750 Harry Pattern your favourite childhood Idol? 14 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,458 Yes that's me. 15 00:01:37,458 --> 00:01:40,083 I played in a few other films like 16 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:41,583 Averages 17 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:43,458 A Hard Die remake. 18 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:44,833 Or John Wig. 19 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:45,499 [Flash sound effect] 20 00:01:45,541 --> 00:01:46,501 [Music playing] 21 00:02:02,041 --> 00:02:02,666 [Bell sound effect] 22 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:06,124 Hollywood asked me to be in a reboot but 23 00:02:06,166 --> 00:02:09,541 I'm old and audiences is need young 24 00:02:09,583 --> 00:02:12,916 energetic actors to play the lead not a 25 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:14,541 bum like me. 26 00:02:15,666 --> 00:02:16,333 [Footsteps sound effect] 27 00:02:17,541 --> 00:02:19,166 [Breath] 28 00:02:33,458 --> 00:02:34,083 [Mug Drop] 29 00:02:36,416 --> 00:02:39,541 Recently I lost my wand. 30 00:02:39,583 --> 00:02:43,916 So I use anything I can find to create magic. 31 00:02:47,416 --> 00:02:49,291 Well let's try this pen 32 00:02:49,416 --> 00:02:51,041 [Magic sound effect] 33 00:02:54,333 --> 00:03:01,041 [Magic sound effect] 34 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:04,583 [Pen Drop] 35 00:03:12,666 --> 00:03:14,291 [Breath] 36 00:03:14,458 --> 00:03:15,833 [Chip... chip…chip.] 37 00:03:16,041 --> 00:03:16,916 [Mug Drop] 38 00:03:19,583 --> 00:03:21,833 [Breath] 39 00:03:23,416 --> 00:03:24,583 [Door open sound] 40 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:28,124 I need to take a break from acting 41 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:31,124 for many years I followed each story 42 00:03:31,166 --> 00:03:34,999 every single script and nobody asked me 43 00:03:35,041 --> 00:03:39,041 "Hey Harry do you have any stories to tell?" 44 00:03:39,291 --> 00:03:42,874 Nope no one asked me that 45 00:03:42,916 --> 00:03:44,833 I didn't have a chance to tell my 46 00:03:44,875 --> 00:03:48,291 stories to express what was in my mind. 47 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:49,666 [Birds chirping] 48 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:53,041 So I started to write. 49 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:57,458 [Birds chirping] 50 00:03:57,541 --> 00:04:00,458 And I write a lot. 51 00:04:00,666 --> 00:04:05,208 [Birds chirping] 52 00:04:05,916 --> 00:04:13,916 [Music playing continuous] 53 00:04:22,333 --> 00:04:24,874 [Footsteps] 54 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:26,291 Jessie? 55 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:29,166 Hey, you must be Drew 56 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:33,833 [Laughing] 57 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:34,833 You want sit down? 58 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:35,541 Thank you. 59 00:04:35,791 --> 00:04:36,416 Lie. 60 00:04:36,583 --> 00:04:38,083 At Graceland. 61 00:04:38,291 --> 00:04:41,999 At Graceland I look like I was the world's youngest elves fan oh 62 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:42,833 Cheers to that. 63 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:44,208 Cheers. [Cheers the bottle] 64 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:47,083 Hmm. 65 00:04:47,541 --> 00:04:48,291 [Bottle Drop] 66 00:04:48,416 --> 00:04:50,499 So Emerson said you go to a lot of 67 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:53,249 concerts who's your favourite band? 68 00:04:53,291 --> 00:04:56,291 All time or like right now? 69 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:59,499 Right now. Maybe "Wolf pack" 70 00:04:59,541 --> 00:05:02,166 I love them. 71 00:05:02,208 --> 00:05:04,749 Yeah? I just I just saw them when I 72 00:05:04,791 --> 00:05:06,041 was visiting friends in New York. 73 00:05:06,291 --> 00:05:07,499 No way where? 74 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,791 Prospect Park 75 00:05:09,833 --> 00:05:11,416 I was at that show. 76 00:05:11,666 --> 00:05:13,916 What or the first or second night? 77 00:05:14,166 --> 00:05:15,041 Uh... 78 00:05:15,208 --> 00:05:17,874 it was it the one where the girl ran up on stage and she changed. 79 00:05:17,916 --> 00:05:20,999 Insecurity tackled her oh my God yes. 80 00:05:21,041 --> 00:05:22,124 Yeah. 81 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:25,916 That was insane. 82 00:05:26,083 --> 00:05:29,166 So we go and ring the doorbell her 83 00:05:29,208 --> 00:05:31,349 parents let us in out of the pouring rain 84 00:05:31,416 --> 00:05:33,166 and then my brother sees a picture on 85 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,874 the mantle with the little girl in it 86 00:05:35,916 --> 00:05:37,166 No. 87 00:05:37,291 --> 00:05:38,874 And he goes 88 00:05:38,916 --> 00:05:41,041 that's her that's the girl we picked up 89 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:42,249 [Chair creaking] 90 00:05:42,291 --> 00:05:44,999 And then the wife the she starts sobbing 91 00:05:45,041 --> 00:05:47,166 uncontrollably 92 00:05:47,208 --> 00:05:51,124 the husband he the husband says she died 93 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:53,416 15 years ago 94 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:57,166 then he takes his hand and puts it on my shoulder 95 00:05:57,208 --> 00:06:02,208 and he says this happens every year since 96 00:06:02,541 --> 00:06:04,041 Oh my God. 97 00:06:04,083 --> 00:06:05,583 On the day she died. 98 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:07,791 [Music playing continuous] 99 00:06:07,958 --> 00:06:09,999 I have chills [Laughing] 100 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:12,541 look I feel like Goosebumps. 101 00:06:12,791 --> 00:06:13,916 You feel cold? 102 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:14,916 [Laughing] 103 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,083 Here let me hear my sweater 104 00:06:18,416 --> 00:06:21,416 [Laughing] 105 00:06:21,666 --> 00:06:25,333 [Music playing continuous] 106 00:06:25,541 --> 00:06:27,499 what what the shirt 107 00:06:27,541 --> 00:06:31,291 laundry day my orgasm donor shirts in the wash. 108 00:06:31,541 --> 00:06:33,041 [Music playing continuous] 109 00:06:33,208 --> 00:06:38,166 [Laughter] 110 00:06:38,458 --> 00:06:41,249 So can I do this yet? 111 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:45,166 Definitely I had such a good time. 112 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:46,041 Same. 113 00:06:46,208 --> 00:06:48,041 [Laughter] 114 00:06:49,833 --> 00:06:51,791 Do me to walk you to car? 115 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:55,208 Oh... I am okay thanks. 116 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:59,958 [Music playing continuous] 117 00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:00,766 [Kissing sound] 118 00:07:00,833 --> 00:07:03,208 [Music playing continuous] 119 00:07:03,416 --> 00:07:05,041 [Laughter] 120 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:08,041 Jesse. [Car door closes] 121 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:09,541 Oh my God. 122 00:07:11,916 --> 00:07:14,791 [Laughter] Okay that's hilarious. 123 00:07:15,041 --> 00:07:16,416 I told you it was in the wash 124 00:07:16,666 --> 00:07:17,791 Oh... 125 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:18,833 I thought was gonna be late. 126 00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:22,041 No it just got here. [Laughter] 127 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:24,416 I can't believe you're wearing the shirt. 128 00:07:24,666 --> 00:07:28,166 I thing I love this shirt. 129 00:07:29,791 --> 00:07:31,249 [Laughter] 130 00:07:31,291 --> 00:07:35,208 I don't want to go home yet I'm having such a good time. 131 00:07:35,416 --> 00:07:39,916 Well I can eat I saw a dinner on the way over here you 132 00:07:39,958 --> 00:07:41,499 want to follow me 133 00:07:41,541 --> 00:07:43,458 take a lift 134 00:07:43,666 --> 00:07:44,291 [Breath] 135 00:07:44,416 --> 00:07:46,374 Today have hash browns or home fries 136 00:07:46,416 --> 00:07:49,166 hash browns they look disgusting this 137 00:07:49,208 --> 00:07:52,249 whole place looks disgusting and the 138 00:07:52,291 --> 00:07:54,666 French toast is 19 dollars. 139 00:07:54,916 --> 00:07:55,541 What? 140 00:07:56,166 --> 00:08:01,083 [Laughing] 141 00:08:01,291 --> 00:08:02,499 Actually 142 00:08:02,541 --> 00:08:06,291 I have eggs at my place 143 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:08,749 can I make you an omelette 144 00:08:08,791 --> 00:08:11,458 I don't know 145 00:08:12,416 --> 00:08:14,416 do you have home fries. 146 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:19,208 [Breath] 147 00:08:22,583 --> 00:08:25,208 Drew? 148 00:08:25,291 --> 00:08:29,416 Hey I'm in the kitchen cooking breakfast 149 00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:33,124 can I borrow your shirt? 150 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:34,583 Yeah top drawer 151 00:08:34,833 --> 00:08:37,291 [Music playing continuous] 152 00:08:37,541 --> 00:08:38,291 [Drawer open] 153 00:08:38,666 --> 00:08:46,083 [Music playing continuous] 154 00:08:46,291 --> 00:08:47,541 Wieners. 155 00:08:47,791 --> 00:08:48,541 [Breath] 156 00:08:48,791 --> 00:08:50,208 [Creaking] 157 00:08:50,416 --> 00:08:51,458 [Music playing continuous] 158 00:08:51,666 --> 00:08:52,666 Master. 159 00:08:52,916 --> 00:08:54,041 Baiter. 160 00:08:54,208 --> 00:08:56,541 [Breath] [Creaking] [Music playing continuous] 161 00:08:56,791 --> 00:08:58,041 [Music playing continuous] 162 00:08:58,208 --> 00:08:59,333 Morning wood. 163 00:08:59,541 --> 00:09:02,208 [Breath] [Creaking] 164 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:03,416 Oh my God. 165 00:09:03,666 --> 00:09:10,333 [Heavy breathing] [Music playing continuous] 166 00:09:10,541 --> 00:09:14,333 [Hangers sound] [Music playing continuous] 167 00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:16,666 I put the art in fart. 168 00:09:17,041 --> 00:09:18,666 What the ffff...? [Hangers sound] 169 00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:19,916 [Heavy breathing] [Hangers sound] 170 00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:21,041 You found one? 171 00:09:21,458 --> 00:09:23,333 [Heavy breathing] 172 00:09:23,416 --> 00:09:24,291 [Dropping hangers] 173 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:30,333 [Breathing] [Footsteps] 174 00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:33,333 Jesse? 175 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:37,291 I forgot everything at work I gotta go 176 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:39,124 [Footsteps] 177 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:39,842 [Door closes] 178 00:09:39,884 --> 00:09:43,041 Every single one 179 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,291 not even a plain white tea? I thought I 180 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:47,291 found one and then I unfolded it and 181 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:49,416 there were cartoon pubes drawn on the 182 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,958 bottom. That's pretty funny. 183 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,291 That’s not funny. It's insane. 184 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:56,166 Why don't you just ask him about it? 185 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:58,083 I panicked I just left. [Footsteps] 186 00:09:58,291 --> 00:10:01,291 Are you sure this isn't another classic Jessie move where 187 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,916 you you know find the flaw in an 188 00:10:03,958 --> 00:10:05,999 otherwise perfect guy? he had at least at 189 00:10:06,041 --> 00:10:08,541 least four shirts with the word suck on them. 190 00:10:11,041 --> 00:10:13,291 Okay I'm just saying you did dump a guy 191 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:15,916 once because he wore cufflinks? they're 192 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:17,291 strangely formal it's like wrist 193 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:18,499 hearings 194 00:10:18,541 --> 00:10:20,999 didn't you say he was an ER doctor who 195 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:23,499 helped uninsured children? yeah and after 196 00:10:23,541 --> 00:10:25,291 your first date you said you had never 197 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,291 felt so close to another person so 198 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:28,041 quickly. 199 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:29,416 You said that. 200 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:31,958 [Heavy breathing] 201 00:10:32,916 --> 00:10:33,583 and 202 00:10:35,916 --> 00:10:37,291 wolf pack 203 00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:40,208 ugh... I know. 204 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:41,541 Wolf pack. 205 00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:43,458 [Heavy breathing] 206 00:10:43,958 --> 00:10:45,333 maybe you're right 207 00:10:45,916 --> 00:10:47,083 [Heavy breathing] 208 00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:49,333 [Heavy breathing] 209 00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:51,916 just go talk to the guy 210 00:10:54,291 --> 00:10:55,666 I'm glad you called. 211 00:10:56,458 --> 00:10:59,041 I'm excited to finally be able to cook for you. 212 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:04,083 [Heavy breathing] 213 00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:06,249 Can I talk to you about something? 214 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,333 Yeah what's up 215 00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:12,333 With all these dirty joke shirts? 216 00:11:12,416 --> 00:11:14,291 It's all you wear. [Laughing] 217 00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:16,916 yeah they're hilarious 218 00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:18,083 are they? 219 00:11:19,416 --> 00:11:20,333 [Drop spoon] 220 00:11:20,416 --> 00:11:21,208 [Breath] 221 00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:22,249 I don't know 222 00:11:22,291 --> 00:11:23,208 [Music playing] 223 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,416 I spend my day in Scrub's operating on 224 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:27,374 kids [Music playing continuous] 225 00:11:27,416 --> 00:11:28,999 sometimes I have to tell their parents 226 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:31,166 they didn't make it 227 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:32,083 it's a lot 228 00:11:33,208 --> 00:11:35,166 [Music playing continuous] 229 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:37,249 so when I get a chance to wear some 230 00:11:37,291 --> 00:11:40,166 street clothes I guess I like to have a 231 00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:41,999 little fun with it 232 00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:43,999 Oh.. [Heavy breathing] 233 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:47,291 that's actually so so sweet 234 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,583 I'm an asshole. 235 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,333 [Music playing continuous] 236 00:11:51,416 --> 00:11:53,333 I'm glad we talked about this. 237 00:11:53,666 --> 00:11:55,041 I'm glad you're here. 238 00:11:55,208 --> 00:11:58,291 [Music playing continuous] [Laughing] [Heavy breathing] 239 00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:00,208 Bon appetite. 240 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:01,458 Uh... [Laughing] 241 00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:09,916 [Music playing continuous] 242 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:20,083 [Flash sound] 243 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:28,291 [Music playing continuous] 244 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:29,974 [Flash sound] 245 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:37,291 [Music playing continuous] 246 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:39,000 I can't do this. 247 00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:43,999 [Music playing] 248 00:12:44,041 --> 00:12:46,999 Each day seems to be the same I wake up 249 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:50,083 I drink some mushroom coffee and I go 250 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,041 for a walk 251 00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:54,125 [Music playing continuous] 252 00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:56,999 The only difference is that each day a 253 00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:58,250 different dog barks at me 254 00:12:58,625 --> 00:12:59,875 [Music playing continuous] 255 00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:02,250 [Dog growling] 256 00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:03,875 [Magic sound] 257 00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:07,625 [Duck quacks] 258 00:13:07,791 --> 00:13:14,791 [Music playing continuous] 259 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,875 [Dog growling] 260 00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:24,625 [Magic sound] [Dog growling] [Music playing continuous] 261 00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:31,041 [Goose clucks] [Music playing continuous] 262 00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:38,041 [Music playing continuous] 263 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:41,166 [Dog heavy growling] [Music playing continuous] 264 00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:42,225 [Magic sound] 265 00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:44,750 [Donkey brays] [Music playing continuous] 266 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,750 [Music playing continuous] 267 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,791 But I want to be remembered 268 00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:52,000 as a good guy 269 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:52,766 [Pen drawing] 270 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:53,833 hmm 271 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,291 I need to think about it 272 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:58,208 [Birds chirping] 273 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:01,291 Meanwhile let's finish this story 274 00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:03,126 [Music playing] 275 00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:41,541 [Music playing] [Crowd chattering] 276 00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:53,791 [People noise] [Music playing continuous] 277 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,166 [Typing] 278 00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:57,166 [sms sound] 279 00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:02,041 [Typing continues] 280 00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,124 [sms sound] [Typing continues] 281 00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:04,875 [Power off sound] 282 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:08,166 [Music playing continuous] 283 00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:11,124 [Footsteps] 284 00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:13,000 Good evening do you have a reservation? 285 00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:15,291 [Music playing continuous] 286 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,750 Hi uh... forgive me bad habits. 287 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,791 Don't worry happens so do you have reservation? 288 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:21,609 Yeah table 289 00:15:21,651 --> 00:15:23,833 for two name should be under a Robinson 290 00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:25,958 Robinson 291 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,958 ah Mr Robinson follow me great hope you'll 292 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,083 enjoy your meal with us? yeah thank you 293 00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:33,083 um I needed this actually had a week 294 00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:36,124 from hell. oh why what happened? well I 295 00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:38,124 plunged through an exam this morning. 296 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,124 Congrats what do you study first year 297 00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,708 philosophy..UFT [Chair creaking] 298 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,749 No way, I think my parents let me apply to philosophy. 299 00:15:44,791 --> 00:15:45,791 Yeah yeah my parents gave 300 00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:48,083 me a lot of Brief too you just have to 301 00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:49,958 commit to doing a fuck ton of readings 302 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,333 yeah they say it's a dead end for my 303 00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:53,208 career but I guess they're right but 304 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:55,124 it's a passion exactly exactly that's 305 00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:56,500 what I told my folks 306 00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:58,124 [Music playing continuous] [People noise] 307 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,124 So... 308 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,708 what brings you here nice hot Friday 309 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:02,350 night date? 310 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,166 Hot 311 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:06,333 um... I don't know about that just yet it's 312 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:07,166 a blind one 313 00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:08,250 Oh... 314 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,124 Hi Gareth. 315 00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:10,500 Hi uh... Stephanie? 316 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:11,475 That's me 317 00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:12,375 great hi 318 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:13,416 Hi 319 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,124 Um... oh 320 00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,166 [Footsteps] [Pepper creaking] 321 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,041 Awesome. 322 00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:19,166 [Paper creaking] Okay, great thank you. 323 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,000 [Chair creaking] 324 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:22,791 [Drop bag] 325 00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,124 So can I start you two off with anything 326 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,333 to drink? 327 00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:31,041 I would like osahi... Just a glass of water its fine, thank you. 328 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:34,500 [Music playing continuous] [Footsteps] 329 00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:36,333 so Gareth 330 00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,833 yeah uh Stephanie tell me about yourself. 331 00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:41,124 I study first year UFT 332 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,291 I oh great I go to UFT as well 333 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,166 uhuh... 334 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,291 um... philosophy 335 00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:51,208 first year two uh 336 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,416 just like you 337 00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,124 [Laughing] 338 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:56,041 So Gareth 339 00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:57,750 [Music playing continuous] [Footsteps] 340 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000 Water for you. 341 00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:00,916 [Water dropping] 342 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,333 and osahi for Aristotle I'm actually 343 00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:05,375 more of an Epicurus oh [Open can] 344 00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:08,708 Sorry what's the Language would you speaking? 345 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,999 Philosophy jinx 346 00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:12,874 Can I order it please? 347 00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:14,874 What will you be having? 348 00:17:14,916 --> 00:17:19,166 I haven't decided yet 349 00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:21,749 I'm ready I'll have the spicy tuna and 350 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,874 dragon rolls please 351 00:17:24,916 --> 00:17:28,250 just the edamame and an avocado roll please 352 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,333 Vegetarian? Yes. 353 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,708 And no Wasabi either that comes on the 354 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:33,425 side 355 00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:34,083 Great. 356 00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:36,083 And no Ginger either 357 00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,708 I'm not so spicy that also comes on the 358 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:39,433 side 359 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,475 hope you love birds enjoy your meal? 360 00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:44,124 [Paper flipping] 361 00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,916 [Music playing continuous] [Footsteps] 362 00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:48,333 so Garrett yeah 363 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:49,124 um 364 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,833 I see you're a vegetarian 365 00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:54,124 yes I care about living creatures and I 366 00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:55,833 care about our ecosystem and I care 367 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,749 about the planets and ouch Gareth 368 00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:00,166 I'm so sorry 369 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:08,250 [Music playing continuous] 370 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,958 what's the matter? 371 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,083 You're asking what's the matter? 372 00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:29,083 That fish died for you is what's the 373 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:31,124 fucking matter 374 00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:34,958 well fish are my friends but so is a 375 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,374 chicken 376 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,875 I'm sorry it was it was just a joke 377 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:40,291 [Laughing] [Heavy breathing] 378 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,750 Oh... 379 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,041 All you men have no fucking manners. 380 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:47,708 Hey I'm sorry it's it's just my ADHD 381 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:50,124 well then my OCD and view of today's 382 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,333 society just aren't compatible whether 383 00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:53,833 we're sitting next to each other on a 384 00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:56,541 bus or having a hot anal sex in my 385 00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:57,242 apartment 386 00:18:57,284 --> 00:18:58,116 [silverware rattling] 387 00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:02,000 [silverware rattling] 388 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,166 Huh. 389 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,140 [Laughing] 390 00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:16,916 [sms sound] 391 00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:23,166 [Typing continues] 392 00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:26,791 [People noise] 393 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:27,960 [Music playing] 394 00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:40,124 [Footsteps] 395 00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:42,166 [Chair creaking] [Laughing] 396 00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:46,124 so last night not go too good? no it did 397 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:48,124 not go so good so well 398 00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:51,333 corrected myself there I noticed you saw 399 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:52,708 right 400 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,874 yeah yeah 401 00:19:54,916 --> 00:19:59,124 so is this round number two? yeah 402 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:01,124 so how is convincing your parents to let 403 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,124 you apply philosophy going? good news I 404 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:05,124 convinced them amazing you should apply 405 00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:08,124 to U of T I plan to you know 406 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:11,124 we should celebrate sometime? yeah I'm 407 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:11,958 down 408 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,124 so is this guy 409 00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:19,333 howdy you must be good. hi Alexandra? 410 00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:21,875 Nice to meet you [Chair creaking] 411 00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:25,166 [Laughing] 412 00:20:27,041 --> 00:20:29,166 [Chair creaking] 413 00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:33,500 [Chair creaking] 414 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:38,208 so I take your orders sir? 415 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:41,708 I'll have the tempura shrimp and an 416 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,041 order of the teriyaki beef 417 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:46,875 [Music playing continuous] 418 00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:47,750 Fine. 419 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,000 Of course Thanks girl. 420 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,210 [Music playing] 421 00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:03,333 So Gareth 422 00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:05,958 Alexandra 423 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,124 I heard you study philosophy. 424 00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:12,166 What got you hooked? 425 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,249 The 426 00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:15,083 this might sound a little bit weird but 427 00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:17,124 when I was in kindergarten I was 428 00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:19,749 diagnosed with ADHD it's made me think 429 00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:21,124 and feel differently from the other kids 430 00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:24,208 in my grade this inspired me to sort of 431 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,333 figure out why the world made me this 432 00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:27,249 way 433 00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:30,124 one of the benefits of having ADHD other 434 00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,958 than being really hyper is that you get 435 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,749 fixated on these things 436 00:21:34,791 --> 00:21:36,749 small things I got fixed on reading 437 00:21:36,791 --> 00:21:39,749 books different books about different 438 00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:41,208 people's views on the world and it sort 439 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:43,374 of made me realise like Jim Morrison 440 00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:46,208 would say that I was 441 00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,124 thrown into the world this way which 442 00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:52,208 made it my destiny to be a philosopher 443 00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:54,375 what about you Alex? [Laughing] 444 00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:57,333 what do you study? I'm sorry if I'm overwhelming you too 445 00:21:57,375 --> 00:21:59,708 much no 446 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,166 um this kind of Energies 447 00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:02,124 [Music playing continuous] 448 00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:03,124 Hot. 449 00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:04,166 [Music playing continuous] 450 00:22:04,375 --> 00:22:06,166 [Laughing] 451 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:09,999 [Heavy breathing] I go to York for psych 452 00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:12,083 I guess to why I chose a screw path 453 00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:13,124 that's because you only needed to see in 454 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,124 high school to get in but I'm in a 455 00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:18,125 sorority so that's kind of memories 456 00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:20,125 You know what I'm saying? 457 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,958 Yeah cool 458 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,124 so 459 00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:27,124 Have you decided on dinner yet by any 460 00:22:27,166 --> 00:22:27,791 chance? 461 00:22:28,291 --> 00:22:29,166 Oh yeah... 462 00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:35,166 [Music playing continuous] 463 00:22:35,291 --> 00:22:38,124 oh hi but you're gonna have to change 464 00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:40,708 your order? hey 465 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:43,166 oh 466 00:22:43,375 --> 00:22:45,166 [Laughing] 467 00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:47,708 got you there 468 00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,875 um 469 00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:51,749 I'll 470 00:22:51,791 --> 00:22:53,375 happily change my order 471 00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:54,791 [Laughing] 472 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,166 [Music playing continuous] [Laughing] 473 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:57,916 [Heavy breathing] 474 00:22:58,125 --> 00:22:58,808 [Door opening] 475 00:22:58,850 --> 00:22:59,524 [Heavy breathing] 476 00:22:59,566 --> 00:23:00,166 Oh... 477 00:23:00,316 --> 00:23:02,450 [Kissing sound] [Heavy breathing] 478 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,750 [Door closes sound] [Laughing] 479 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,250 [Heavy breathing] 480 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,833 I came here for all right 481 00:23:08,875 --> 00:23:09,875 all right 482 00:23:10,291 --> 00:23:13,166 Oh… Let’s come... in this Laboratory... 483 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:14,166 [Laughing] 484 00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:20,166 [Heavy breathing] 485 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:22,375 [Laughing] [Belt sound] 486 00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:23,350 Opss... [Laughing] 487 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,416 [Breath] 488 00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:27,250 don't worry I don't fight 489 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:33,750 [Laughing] [Heavy breathing] 490 00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:36,166 What? 491 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:37,000 [Breath] 492 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,000 [Knock on the door] 493 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,166 What you want clock walker? 494 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:41,416 I am sorry we are closing. 495 00:23:41,875 --> 00:23:42,875 Let’s me swap. 496 00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:47,166 I told you were... 497 00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:50,124 so sorry 498 00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:53,124 I'll leave you to be 499 00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:57,000 [Breath] 500 00:23:58,875 --> 00:24:01,250 [Music playing] 501 00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:08,375 [People noise] [Music playing continuous] 502 00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:10,708 oh hey sport do you uh do you have a 503 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,083 reservation? 504 00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:14,124 Yeah a table for two 505 00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:16,124 could be under Robinson 506 00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:19,333 oh yes yes Mr Robinson come with me your 507 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:22,124 date's right over here great go get him 508 00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:23,958 tiger 509 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,500 and uh have that big dick energy yeah 510 00:24:26,875 --> 00:24:33,124 [Music playing continuous] 511 00:24:33,166 --> 00:24:33,808 [Hitting sound] 512 00:24:33,850 --> 00:24:35,833 wow hi scary 513 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:36,958 Roxanne? Yeah. That’s me. 514 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,124 Hi nice to meet you 515 00:24:39,166 --> 00:24:41,249 nice to meet you 516 00:24:41,291 --> 00:24:42,166 um… ops... 517 00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:43,916 My chair is there. 518 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,208 Um... [Chair creaking] 519 00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:50,916 oh thanks [Laughing] 520 00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:53,558 [drop plats] 521 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,124 so yeah tell me about yourself? I'd love 522 00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:58,291 to 523 00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:02,708 Sorry if I just cut you off with my ADHD 524 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:06,124 I actually have ADHD too. really? yeah oh 525 00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:08,124 well this was meant to be I heard you 526 00:25:08,166 --> 00:25:11,083 study psychology? philosophy yeah yes 527 00:25:11,125 --> 00:25:12,958 I've actually recently gotten into human emotions, 528 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,958 Understanding certain types of people in general 529 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,874 How they feel, their likes, their dislikes their wants 530 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:19,208 their goals, desires 531 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:22,124 I'm film major, York University in the fine arts department 532 00:25:22,166 --> 00:25:24,083 and I know what you're thinking life 533 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:25,833 choices but I feel like it's going to 534 00:25:25,875 --> 00:25:27,208 help me in how I direct my actors as a 535 00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:29,124 whole yeah cool 536 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,958 really? yeah thank you you're so sweet 537 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,124 you're sweet thank you thank you what's 538 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,833 your favourite movie? mom will be Mother 539 00:25:35,875 --> 00:25:39,124 by Darren Aronofsky? 540 00:25:39,166 --> 00:25:42,333 Sorry I yeah don't be I understand why 541 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:46,125 you wouldn't like Aronofsky's work 542 00:25:48,166 --> 00:25:51,333 yeah I'm really sorry but um 543 00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:53,124 I can't do this 544 00:25:53,166 --> 00:25:55,124 do what? 545 00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:58,083 Oh watch Requiem for a Dream 546 00:25:58,125 --> 00:26:00,083 oh my God I'm so bad for dinner can you 547 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:03,166 just listen to me for a second? [Drop glass] 548 00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:06,124 I'm sorry for yelling I'm sorry for 549 00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:10,124 making a mess I'm fine I am 550 00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:13,124 I yell and I spill drinks all the 551 00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:14,833 fucking time I just don't think this is 552 00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:16,208 gonna work 553 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,083 you seem lovely but 554 00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:25,124 so what's wrong? no no it's nothing that 555 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:28,833 you did it's totally completely me at 556 00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:31,124 I'm really sorry [Chair creaking] 557 00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:33,124 I hope you have a great 558 00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:35,916 meal. 559 00:26:36,125 --> 00:26:36,845 [Footsteps] 560 00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:56,166 Hey. 561 00:26:57,166 --> 00:26:59,750 Hey 562 00:26:59,916 --> 00:27:07,916 [Music playing continuous] 563 00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:24,333 [Music playing continuous] 564 00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:22,833 [Magic sound] 565 00:28:23,291 --> 00:28:23,974 [Pen creak] 566 00:28:24,016 --> 00:28:28,749 no it's just stupid a flammable dildo? 567 00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:30,791 Children are probably going to watch 568 00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:32,416 this 569 00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:36,291 noooo... I need to write something else [Pen creak] 570 00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:39,499 when you hear anorexic I know what you [Music playing] 571 00:28:39,541 --> 00:28:43,499 think young girl teens maybe early 20s 572 00:28:43,541 --> 00:28:46,749 definitely Rich parents that beg her to 573 00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:49,249 eat dinner and when she won't they cry 574 00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:51,666 and group hug and check her into a posh 575 00:28:51,708 --> 00:28:54,374 rehab where she meets other Rich Young 576 00:28:54,416 --> 00:28:56,541 equally dark and quirky people and they 577 00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:58,874 do shit like goat yoga and Equine 578 00:28:58,916 --> 00:29:00,791 Therapy all fucking day then she 579 00:29:00,833 --> 00:29:03,249 Instagrams her thigh gap and hashtags it 580 00:29:03,291 --> 00:29:05,708 with things like size double zero skinny 581 00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:09,874 fat Anna Mia thinspo ugly and self-hate 582 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:12,749 maybe in a lifetime movie none of that's 583 00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:13,666 me 584 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:16,499 Okay maybe the Instagram thing only when 585 00:29:16,541 --> 00:29:19,624 I need reassurance but otherwise not me 586 00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:22,666 your grateful narrator is definitely not 587 00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:23,666 rich 588 00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:26,499 in fact I'm super late on my rent right 589 00:29:26,541 --> 00:29:28,666 now which is really pathetic because I 590 00:29:28,708 --> 00:29:30,499 just live in a shitty room I found on 591 00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:32,416 Craigslist in this house owned by a 592 00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:34,249 creepy old dude who looks like he wants 593 00:29:34,291 --> 00:29:36,874 to rape me or eat me with a glass of 594 00:29:36,916 --> 00:29:38,791 Chianti 595 00:29:38,833 --> 00:29:40,749 I know what you're thinking 596 00:29:40,791 --> 00:29:43,458 she doesn't look anorexic she's way too 597 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:44,916 fucking fat 598 00:29:44,958 --> 00:29:47,666 well I'm in recovery asshole so how 599 00:29:47,708 --> 00:29:49,249 about a little support 600 00:29:49,291 --> 00:29:52,666 but I am a starving artist ah pun 601 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:53,666 intended 602 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:56,499 so it's totally acceptable to be poor 603 00:29:56,541 --> 00:30:01,249 and spottily employed at 24 25. 604 00:30:01,291 --> 00:30:04,624 Okay 26 to 36 it's probably a good thing 605 00:30:04,666 --> 00:30:06,791 I've had to struggle so much you know it 606 00:30:06,833 --> 00:30:10,499 makes me a richer actor builds character 607 00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:12,666 it's going to happen for me soon though 608 00:30:12,708 --> 00:30:13,749 I know it 609 00:30:13,791 --> 00:30:17,624 I'm a very positive optimistic person 610 00:30:17,666 --> 00:30:19,041 and I'm not one of those actresses who's 611 00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:20,666 never done anything 612 00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:22,874 I was just on three episodes of a 613 00:30:22,916 --> 00:30:26,291 relatively successful web series 614 00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:28,666 it sucks because I'm five foot eight and 615 00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:30,874 a quarter so my weight never sounds 616 00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:33,666 skinny no matter what my best weight was 617 00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:36,541 106 which was really an accomplishment 618 00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:38,291 but unfortunately it doesn't sound very 619 00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:40,874 dramatic everybody flipped when the 620 00:30:40,916 --> 00:30:43,499 Olsen twins got down to like 80 pounds 621 00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:46,249 but they're wet maybe five feet tall and 622 00:30:46,291 --> 00:30:47,666 it's five pounds for every inch so 623 00:30:47,708 --> 00:30:49,874 comparatively I'd be equivalent to their 624 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:52,874 80 pound alleged skinniness at 120 625 00:30:52,916 --> 00:30:55,749 pounds so unfair why am I weighing 626 00:30:55,791 --> 00:30:58,874 myself if I'm supposed to be in recovery 627 00:30:58,916 --> 00:31:01,666 of course I weigh myself every day how 628 00:31:01,708 --> 00:31:02,874 else are you supposed to know how you're 629 00:31:02,916 --> 00:31:04,791 going to feel about yourself that day 630 00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:08,749 totally kidding I know my value is not a 631 00:31:08,791 --> 00:31:10,749 number on the scale blah blah 632 00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:12,666 mother fucking blah [Bell sound] 633 00:31:12,708 --> 00:31:16,249 so anyway not to worry your big boned 634 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:18,666 narrator has got her shit together 635 00:31:18,708 --> 00:31:21,291 oh that's Mandy she wanted to walk with 636 00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:22,499 me today 637 00:31:22,541 --> 00:31:23,666 should I wait? 638 00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:26,666 Oh she'll catch up. So Mandy and our 639 00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:28,666 other friend Shelly and me were all best 640 00:31:28,708 --> 00:31:30,666 friends in high school but they were the 641 00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:32,749 popular cheerleaders National Honor 642 00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:35,666 Society life at the parties I was the 643 00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:37,499 third wheel who always got a little too 644 00:31:37,541 --> 00:31:38,916 drunk at the parties and everything that 645 00:31:38,958 --> 00:31:40,499 came with that 646 00:31:40,541 --> 00:31:42,249 they were supposed to have peaked in 647 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:44,416 high school I believed those after 648 00:31:44,458 --> 00:31:45,749 school specials that told me things 649 00:31:45,791 --> 00:31:47,749 would get better after high school when 650 00:31:47,791 --> 00:31:49,666 I could be my real self 651 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,624 but everything keeps working out for 652 00:31:51,666 --> 00:31:52,624 them 653 00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:54,249 Fuck. Maybe I'm the one who peaked in 654 00:31:54,291 --> 00:31:56,541 high school nope nope no more feeling 655 00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,708 sorry for myself I promise 656 00:31:59,666 --> 00:32:00,833 [Music playing continuous] 657 00:32:01,041 --> 00:32:03,416 oh I already ate 658 00:32:03,458 --> 00:32:05,916 Lizzy you look great which obviously 659 00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,749 means I look fat I guess I don't really 660 00:32:07,791 --> 00:32:09,749 worry about it anymore 661 00:32:09,791 --> 00:32:14,416 380 maybe 400 calories in a slice 662 00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:17,666 200 for half wine 140 calories of glass 663 00:32:17,708 --> 00:32:20,833 there's vodka in my room 65 calories a shot 664 00:32:20,916 --> 00:32:25,291 [Music playing continuous] 665 00:32:25,541 --> 00:32:27,416 You are so lucky to be single 666 00:32:27,458 --> 00:32:29,666 you don't have someone checking on you 667 00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:32,541 every five minutes yeah renting a room 668 00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:35,499 from creepy Chianti Craigslist's guys way better. 669 00:32:35,541 --> 00:32:37,749 So. Have you gotten a job yet? 670 00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:39,666 I know you're still doing the acting thing 671 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,624 but I mean like a job job 672 00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:44,833 I'm sorry did I order judgment on my pizza? 673 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:47,416 Yeah I have a lot of leads 674 00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:49,624 tell me about you 675 00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:52,374 what's it like being a mom just get past 676 00:32:52,416 --> 00:32:54,874 the pizza be stronger than the pizza 677 00:32:54,916 --> 00:32:57,666 another glass of wine is better it's in 678 00:32:57,708 --> 00:32:59,666 vodka if I need it 679 00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:01,791 not gonna lie 680 00:33:01,833 --> 00:33:04,666 but it is just 681 00:33:04,708 --> 00:33:08,374 so 400 plus one of the most amazing 270 682 00:33:08,416 --> 00:33:12,749 or 280 plus BMR of about 13.50 so 2150 683 00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:14,666 burned so 684 00:33:14,708 --> 00:33:16,624 um have you been on Instagram today? 685 00:33:16,666 --> 00:33:18,666 No. 686 00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:20,291 Why? 687 00:33:20,333 --> 00:33:21,541 Okay 688 00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:23,666 I'm gonna tell you something but I don't 689 00:33:23,708 --> 00:33:24,749 want you to go on one of your downward 690 00:33:24,791 --> 00:33:26,291 spirals 691 00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:27,666 then maybe you shouldn't say it like 692 00:33:27,708 --> 00:33:29,291 that 693 00:33:29,333 --> 00:33:31,541 Shelley booked a series regular on TV. 694 00:33:31,583 --> 00:33:33,791 No fucking way. Wow. 695 00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:35,666 [Music playing continuous] 696 00:33:35,708 --> 00:33:37,666 you both have been doing this a really 697 00:33:37,708 --> 00:33:39,708 long time so you know how hard that is 698 00:33:39,791 --> 00:33:42,666 [Music playing continuous] 699 00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:46,874 or that entitled lucky ass bitch can go fuck herself. 700 00:33:46,916 --> 00:33:50,499 Of course of course 701 00:33:50,541 --> 00:33:52,749 of course doesn't that give you some 702 00:33:52,791 --> 00:33:54,666 sort of Hope 703 00:33:54,708 --> 00:33:56,541 you guys have the same agent right 704 00:33:56,708 --> 00:33:57,666 [Music playing] 705 00:33:57,708 --> 00:34:00,374 Yes we have the same fucking agent. 706 00:34:00,416 --> 00:34:02,666 Why would he get Shelly that audition 707 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:03,916 and not me? 708 00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:05,874 She's not fucking cankles 709 00:34:05,916 --> 00:34:07,666 he probably wants to fuck her 710 00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:10,666 or he wants to fuck with my head 711 00:34:10,708 --> 00:34:12,666 of course he's still mad at me from what [Car door closes] 712 00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:14,666 I know showed that one audition that was 713 00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:16,666 totally not my fault 714 00:34:16,708 --> 00:34:19,249 he's a psychological ninja gaslighting 715 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,791 narcissistic motherfucker. Elizabeth 716 00:34:20,833 --> 00:34:22,666 [Music playing continuous] 717 00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:24,791 you're bloated struggling narrator is 718 00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:26,499 sick of everybody emotionally 719 00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:27,666 waterboarding her 720 00:34:27,708 --> 00:34:34,791 [Music playing continuous] [Fast talking sound] 721 00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:36,666 You might think I'm crazy for riding 722 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:40,666 alone at 2:30 in the morning but I'm not 723 00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:43,541 what else am I supposed to do 724 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,874 I'm not one of those people that says 725 00:34:45,916 --> 00:34:47,666 I'll start tomorrow 726 00:34:47,708 --> 00:34:49,749 that's how 70 percent of Americans got 727 00:34:49,791 --> 00:34:51,666 to be overweight or obese 728 00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:52,874 [Music playing continuous] 729 00:34:52,916 --> 00:34:54,666 I know I'm not worried about anybody 730 00:34:54,708 --> 00:34:56,749 attacking me or anything I'm so fat and 731 00:34:56,791 --> 00:34:58,624 gross right now nobody's gonna try to 732 00:34:58,666 --> 00:35:00,749 rape me 733 00:35:00,791 --> 00:35:03,416 right now you're probably thinking I 734 00:35:03,458 --> 00:35:06,666 look like a hopeless whiny pitiful mess 735 00:35:06,708 --> 00:35:08,666 maybe you can't stand me right now maybe 736 00:35:08,708 --> 00:35:11,666 you're like can she fucking shut up. 737 00:35:11,708 --> 00:35:12,624 I get it 738 00:35:12,666 --> 00:35:15,249 I completely fucking agree [Drop the bottle] 739 00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:17,916 you're worthless fat ass narrator knows 740 00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:20,583 exactly how shitty of a person she is 741 00:35:20,708 --> 00:35:28,708 [Music playing continuous] 742 00:35:41,958 --> 00:35:49,958 [Music playing continuous] 743 00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:09,525 [Music playing continuous] 744 00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:14,416 You know how some time you have one bite and you just can't stop 745 00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:15,666 I guess that's kind of what happened 746 00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:17,666 last night 747 00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:20,249 but don't worry you're self-deprecating 748 00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:21,874 narrator has got it totally under 749 00:36:21,916 --> 00:36:23,874 control 750 00:36:23,916 --> 00:36:27,374 I just need to outrun my fuck up just 751 00:36:27,416 --> 00:36:30,791 not eat today then I will be healthy and 752 00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:33,416 optimistic and positive and shit. 753 00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:34,624 I will 754 00:36:34,666 --> 00:36:36,458 I'll I'll start tomorrow 755 00:36:40,125 --> 00:36:41,085 [Music playing] 756 00:37:05,541 --> 00:37:06,499 Yeah... 757 00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:11,041 Lord Voldemort on the toilet that could work 758 00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:14,666 but how am I going to hide his nose? 759 00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:17,749 Also he needs to be shaved 760 00:37:17,791 --> 00:37:18,833 anyway 761 00:37:19,041 --> 00:37:20,666 Uh... 762 00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:23,499 that was something 763 00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:25,999 I didn't know I could write so many 764 00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:28,999 stories in less than an hour it has the 765 00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:31,291 potential to be a nice 766 00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:34,458 pattern the brain not only receives 767 00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:37,083 information but also interprets and 768 00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:41,624 patterns it I can tell I'm pleased with 769 00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:42,791 myself [Stomach sound] 770 00:37:42,833 --> 00:37:46,458 oh shit. I knew I should have drunk five [Stomach sound] 771 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:49,499 mushroom coffees in her own time will 772 00:37:49,541 --> 00:37:51,458 not slow down when something unpleasant 773 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,833 lies at the bottom of your stomach. 774 00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:58,791 I'll finish the other characters some other time. 775 00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:09,750 [Music playing continuous] 776 00:39:10,416 --> 00:39:18,416 [Music playing continuous] 777 00:40:01,291 --> 00:40:09,291 [Music playing continuous] 778 00:40:22,458 --> 00:40:23,418 [Music playing]