1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:12,291 --> 00:00:17,125 This film is brought to you by the Los Angeles CineFest Film Festival, 4 00:00:17,291 --> 00:00:24,000 the Hollywood Screenings Film Festival and the Oh Scares Award. 5 00:01:17,458 --> 00:01:19,458 Have you ever wondered what happened to 6 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:22,750 Harry Pattern your favourite childhood Idol? 7 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,458 Yes that's me. 8 00:01:37,458 --> 00:01:40,083 I played in a few other films like 9 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:41,583 Averages 10 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:43,458 A Hard Die remake. 11 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:44,833 Or John Wig. 12 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:06,124 Hollywood asked me to be in a reboot but 13 00:02:06,166 --> 00:02:09,541 I'm old and audiences is need young 14 00:02:09,583 --> 00:02:12,916 energetic actors to play the lead not a 15 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:14,541 bum like me. 16 00:02:36,416 --> 00:02:39,541 Recently I lost my wand. 17 00:02:39,583 --> 00:02:43,916 So I use anything I can find to create magic. 18 00:02:47,416 --> 00:02:49,291 Well let's try this pen 19 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:28,124 I need to take a break from acting 20 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:31,124 for many years I followed each story 21 00:03:31,166 --> 00:03:34,999 every single script and nobody asked me 22 00:03:35,041 --> 00:03:39,041 "Hey Harry do you have any stories to tell?" 23 00:03:39,291 --> 00:03:42,874 Nope no one asked me that 24 00:03:42,916 --> 00:03:44,833 I didn't have a chance to tell my 25 00:03:44,875 --> 00:03:48,291 stories to express what was in my mind. 26 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:53,041 So I started to write. 27 00:03:57,541 --> 00:04:00,458 And I write a lot. 28 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:26,291 Jessie? 29 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:29,166 Hey, you must be Drew 30 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:34,833 You want sit down? 31 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:35,541 Thank you. 32 00:04:35,791 --> 00:04:36,416 Lie. 33 00:04:36,583 --> 00:04:38,083 At Graceland. 34 00:04:38,291 --> 00:04:41,999 At Graceland I look like I was the world's youngest elves fan oh 35 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:42,833 Cheers to that. 36 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:44,208 Cheers. 37 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:47,083 Hmm. 38 00:04:48,416 --> 00:04:50,499 So Emerson said you go to a lot of 39 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:53,249 concerts who's your favourite band? 40 00:04:53,291 --> 00:04:56,291 All time or like right now? 41 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:59,499 Right now. Maybe "Wolf pack" 42 00:04:59,541 --> 00:05:02,166 I love them. 43 00:05:02,208 --> 00:05:04,749 Yeah? I just I just saw them when I 44 00:05:04,791 --> 00:05:06,041 was visiting friends in New York. 45 00:05:06,291 --> 00:05:07,499 No way where? 46 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,791 Prospect Park 47 00:05:09,833 --> 00:05:11,416 I was at that show. 48 00:05:11,666 --> 00:05:13,916 What or the first or second night? 49 00:05:14,166 --> 00:05:15,041 Uh... 50 00:05:15,208 --> 00:05:17,874 it was it the one where the girl ran up on stage and she changed. 51 00:05:17,916 --> 00:05:20,999 Insecurity tackled her oh my God yes. 52 00:05:21,041 --> 00:05:22,124 Yeah. 53 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:25,916 That was insane. 54 00:05:26,083 --> 00:05:29,166 So we go and ring the doorbell her 55 00:05:29,208 --> 00:05:31,349 parents let us in out of the pouring rain 56 00:05:31,416 --> 00:05:33,166 and then my brother sees a picture on 57 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,874 the mantle with the little girl in it 58 00:05:35,916 --> 00:05:37,166 No. 59 00:05:37,291 --> 00:05:38,874 And he goes 60 00:05:38,916 --> 00:05:41,041 that's her that's the girl we picked up 61 00:05:42,291 --> 00:05:44,999 And then the wife the she starts sobbing 62 00:05:45,041 --> 00:05:47,166 uncontrollably 63 00:05:47,208 --> 00:05:51,124 the husband he the husband says she died 64 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:53,416 15 years ago 65 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:57,166 then he takes his hand and puts it on my shoulder 66 00:05:57,208 --> 00:06:02,208 and he says this happens every year since 67 00:06:02,541 --> 00:06:04,041 Oh my God. 68 00:06:04,083 --> 00:06:05,583 On the day she died. 69 00:06:07,958 --> 00:06:09,999 I have chills 70 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:12,541 look I feel like Goosebumps. 71 00:06:12,791 --> 00:06:13,916 You feel cold? 72 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,083 Here let me hear my sweater 73 00:06:25,541 --> 00:06:27,499 what what the shirt 74 00:06:27,541 --> 00:06:31,291 laundry day my orgasm donor shirts in the wash. 75 00:06:38,458 --> 00:06:41,249 So can I do this yet? 76 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:45,166 Definitely I had such a good time. 77 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:46,041 Same. 78 00:06:49,833 --> 00:06:51,791 Do me to walk you to car? 79 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:55,208 Oh... I am okay thanks. 80 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:08,041 Jesse. 81 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:09,541 Oh my God. 82 00:07:11,916 --> 00:07:14,791 Okay that's hilarious. 83 00:07:15,041 --> 00:07:16,416 I told you it was in the wash 84 00:07:16,666 --> 00:07:17,791 Oh... 85 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:18,833 I thought was gonna be late. 86 00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:22,041 No it just got here. 87 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:24,416 I can't believe you're wearing the shirt. 88 00:07:24,666 --> 00:07:28,166 I thing I love this shirt. 89 00:07:31,291 --> 00:07:35,208 I don't want to go home yet I'm having such a good time. 90 00:07:35,416 --> 00:07:39,916 Well I can eat I saw a dinner on the way over here you 91 00:07:39,958 --> 00:07:41,499 want to follow me 92 00:07:41,541 --> 00:07:43,458 take a lift 93 00:07:44,416 --> 00:07:46,374 Today have hash browns or home fries 94 00:07:46,416 --> 00:07:49,166 hash browns they look disgusting this 95 00:07:49,208 --> 00:07:52,249 whole place looks disgusting and the 96 00:07:52,291 --> 00:07:54,666 French toast is 19 dollars. 97 00:07:54,916 --> 00:07:55,541 What? 98 00:08:01,291 --> 00:08:02,499 Actually 99 00:08:02,541 --> 00:08:06,291 I have eggs at my place 100 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:08,749 can I make you an omelette 101 00:08:08,791 --> 00:08:11,458 I don't know 102 00:08:12,416 --> 00:08:14,416 do you have home fries. 103 00:08:22,583 --> 00:08:25,208 Drew? 104 00:08:25,291 --> 00:08:29,416 Hey I'm in the kitchen cooking breakfast 105 00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:33,124 can I borrow your shirt? 106 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:34,583 Yeah top drawer 107 00:08:46,291 --> 00:08:47,541 Wieners. 108 00:08:51,666 --> 00:08:52,666 Master. 109 00:08:52,916 --> 00:08:54,041 Baiter. 110 00:08:58,208 --> 00:08:59,333 Morning wood. 111 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:03,416 Oh my God. 112 00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:16,666 I put the art in fart. 113 00:09:17,041 --> 00:09:18,666 What the ffff...? 114 00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:21,041 You found one? 115 00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:33,333 Jesse? 116 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:37,291 I forgot everything at work I gotta go 117 00:09:39,884 --> 00:09:43,041 Every single one 118 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,291 not even a plain white tea? I thought I 119 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:47,291 found one and then I unfolded it and 120 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:49,416 there were cartoon pubes drawn on the 121 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,958 bottom. That's pretty funny. 122 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,291 That’s not funny. It's insane. 123 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:56,166 Why don't you just ask him about it? 124 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:58,083 I panicked I just left. 125 00:09:58,291 --> 00:10:01,291 Are you sure this isn't another classic Jessie move where 126 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,916 you you know find the flaw in an 127 00:10:03,958 --> 00:10:05,999 otherwise perfect guy? he had at least at 128 00:10:06,041 --> 00:10:08,541 least four shirts with the word suck on them. 129 00:10:11,041 --> 00:10:13,291 Okay I'm just saying you did dump a guy 130 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:15,916 once because he wore cufflinks? they're 131 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:17,291 strangely formal it's like wrist 132 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:18,499 hearings 133 00:10:18,541 --> 00:10:20,999 didn't you say he was an ER doctor who 134 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:23,499 helped uninsured children? yeah and after 135 00:10:23,541 --> 00:10:25,291 your first date you said you had never 136 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,291 felt so close to another person so 137 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:28,041 quickly. 138 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:29,416 You said that. 139 00:10:32,916 --> 00:10:33,583 and 140 00:10:35,916 --> 00:10:37,291 wolf pack 141 00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:40,208 ugh... I know. 142 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:41,541 Wolf pack. 143 00:10:43,958 --> 00:10:45,333 maybe you're right 144 00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:51,916 just go talk to the guy 145 00:10:54,291 --> 00:10:55,666 I'm glad you called. 146 00:10:56,458 --> 00:10:59,041 I'm excited to finally be able to cook for you. 147 00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:06,249 Can I talk to you about something? 148 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,333 Yeah what's up 149 00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:12,333 With all these dirty joke shirts? 150 00:11:12,416 --> 00:11:14,291 It's all you wear. 151 00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:16,916 yeah they're hilarious 152 00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:18,083 are they? 153 00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:22,249 I don't know 154 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,416 I spend my day in Scrub's operating on 155 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:27,374 kids 156 00:11:27,416 --> 00:11:28,999 sometimes I have to tell their parents 157 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:31,166 they didn't make it 158 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:32,083 it's a lot 159 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:37,249 so when I get a chance to wear some 160 00:11:37,291 --> 00:11:40,166 street clothes I guess I like to have a 161 00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:41,999 little fun with it 162 00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:43,999 Oh.. 163 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:47,291 that's actually so so sweet 164 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,583 I'm an asshole. 165 00:11:51,416 --> 00:11:53,333 I'm glad we talked about this. 166 00:11:53,666 --> 00:11:55,041 I'm glad you're here. 167 00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:00,208 Bon appetite. 168 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:01,458 Uh... 169 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:39,000 I can't do this. 170 00:12:44,041 --> 00:12:46,999 Each day seems to be the same I wake up 171 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:50,083 I drink some mushroom coffee and I go 172 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,041 for a walk 173 00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:56,999 The only difference is that each day a 174 00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:58,250 different dog barks at me 175 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,791 But I want to be remembered 176 00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:52,000 as a good guy 177 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:53,833 hmm 178 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,291 I need to think about it 179 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:01,291 Meanwhile let's finish this story 180 00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:13,000 Good evening do you have a reservation? 181 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,750 Hi uh... forgive me bad habits. 182 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,791 Don't worry happens so do you have reservation? 183 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:21,609 Yeah table 184 00:15:21,651 --> 00:15:23,833 for two name should be under a Robinson 185 00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:25,958 Robinson 186 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,958 ah Mr Robinson follow me great hope you'll 187 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,083 enjoy your meal with us? yeah thank you 188 00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:33,083 um I needed this actually had a week 189 00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:36,124 from hell. oh why what happened? well I 190 00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:38,124 plunged through an exam this morning. 191 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,124 Congrats what do you study first year 192 00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,708 philosophy..UFT 193 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,749 No way, I think my parents let me apply to philosophy. 194 00:15:44,791 --> 00:15:45,791 Yeah yeah my parents gave 195 00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:48,083 me a lot of Brief too you just have to 196 00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:49,958 commit to doing a fuck ton of readings 197 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,333 yeah they say it's a dead end for my 198 00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:53,208 career but I guess they're right but 199 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:55,124 it's a passion exactly exactly that's 200 00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:56,500 what I told my folks 201 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,124 So... 202 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,708 what brings you here nice hot Friday 203 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:02,350 night date? 204 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,166 Hot 205 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:06,333 um... I don't know about that just yet it's 206 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:07,166 a blind one 207 00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:08,250 Oh... 208 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,124 Hi Gareth. 209 00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:10,500 Hi uh... Stephanie? 210 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:11,475 That's me 211 00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:12,375 great hi 212 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:13,416 Hi 213 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,124 Um... oh 214 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,041 Awesome. 215 00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:19,166 Okay, great thank you. 216 00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,124 So can I start you two off with anything 217 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,333 to drink? 218 00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:31,041 I would like osahi... Just a glass of water its fine, thank you. 219 00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:36,333 so Gareth 220 00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,833 yeah uh Stephanie tell me about yourself. 221 00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:41,124 I study first year UFT 222 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,291 I oh great I go to UFT as well 223 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,166 uhuh... 224 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,291 um... philosophy 225 00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:51,208 first year two uh 226 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,416 just like you 227 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:56,041 So Gareth 228 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000 Water for you. 229 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,333 and osahi for Aristotle I'm actually 230 00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:05,375 more of an Epicurus oh 231 00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:08,708 Sorry what's the Language would you speaking? 232 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,999 Philosophy jinx 233 00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:12,874 Can I order it please? 234 00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:14,874 What will you be having? 235 00:17:14,916 --> 00:17:19,166 I haven't decided yet 236 00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:21,749 I'm ready I'll have the spicy tuna and 237 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,874 dragon rolls please 238 00:17:24,916 --> 00:17:28,250 just the edamame and an avocado roll please 239 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,333 Vegetarian? Yes. 240 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,708 And no Wasabi either that comes on the 241 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:33,425 side 242 00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:34,083 Great. 243 00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:36,083 And no Ginger either 244 00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,708 I'm not so spicy that also comes on the 245 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:39,433 side 246 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,475 hope you love birds enjoy your meal? 247 00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:48,333 so Garrett yeah 248 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:49,124 um 249 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,833 I see you're a vegetarian 250 00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:54,124 yes I care about living creatures and I 251 00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:55,833 care about our ecosystem and I care 252 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,749 about the planets and ouch Gareth 253 00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:00,166 I'm so sorry 254 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,958 what's the matter? 255 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,083 You're asking what's the matter? 256 00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:29,083 That fish died for you is what's the 257 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:31,124 fucking matter 258 00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:34,958 well fish are my friends but so is a 259 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,374 chicken 260 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,875 I'm sorry it was it was just a joke 261 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,750 Oh... 262 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,041 All you men have no fucking manners. 263 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:47,708 Hey I'm sorry it's it's just my ADHD 264 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:50,124 well then my OCD and view of today's 265 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,333 society just aren't compatible whether 266 00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:53,833 we're sitting next to each other on a 267 00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:56,541 bus or having a hot anal sex in my 268 00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:57,242 apartment 269 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,166 Huh. 270 00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:46,124 so last night not go too good? no it did 271 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:48,124 not go so good so well 272 00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:51,333 corrected myself there I noticed you saw 273 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:52,708 right 274 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,874 yeah yeah 275 00:19:54,916 --> 00:19:59,124 so is this round number two? yeah 276 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:01,124 so how is convincing your parents to let 277 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,124 you apply philosophy going? good news I 278 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:05,124 convinced them amazing you should apply 279 00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:08,124 to U of T I plan to you know 280 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:11,124 we should celebrate sometime? yeah I'm 281 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:11,958 down 282 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,124 so is this guy 283 00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:19,333 howdy you must be good. hi Alexandra? 284 00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:21,875 Nice to meet you 285 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:38,208 so I take your orders sir? 286 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:41,708 I'll have the tempura shrimp and an 287 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,041 order of the teriyaki beef 288 00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:47,750 Fine. 289 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,000 Of course Thanks girl. 290 00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:03,333 So Gareth 291 00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:05,958 Alexandra 292 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,124 I heard you study philosophy. 293 00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:12,166 What got you hooked? 294 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,249 The 295 00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:15,083 this might sound a little bit weird but 296 00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:17,124 when I was in kindergarten I was 297 00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:19,749 diagnosed with ADHD it's made me think 298 00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:21,124 and feel differently from the other kids 299 00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:24,208 in my grade this inspired me to sort of 300 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,333 figure out why the world made me this 301 00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:27,249 way 302 00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:30,124 one of the benefits of having ADHD other 303 00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,958 than being really hyper is that you get 304 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,749 fixated on these things 305 00:21:34,791 --> 00:21:36,749 small things I got fixed on reading 306 00:21:36,791 --> 00:21:39,749 books different books about different 307 00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:41,208 people's views on the world and it sort 308 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:43,374 of made me realise like Jim Morrison 309 00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:46,208 would say that I was 310 00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,124 thrown into the world this way which 311 00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:52,208 made it my destiny to be a philosopher 312 00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:54,375 what about you Alex? 313 00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:57,333 what do you study? I'm sorry if I'm overwhelming you too 314 00:21:57,375 --> 00:21:59,708 much no 315 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,166 um this kind of Energies 316 00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:03,124 Hot. 317 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:09,999 I go to York for psych 318 00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:12,083 I guess to why I chose a screw path 319 00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:13,124 that's because you only needed to see in 320 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,124 high school to get in but I'm in a 321 00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:18,125 sorority so that's kind of memories 322 00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:20,125 You know what I'm saying? 323 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,958 Yeah cool 324 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,124 so 325 00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:27,124 Have you decided on dinner yet by any 326 00:22:27,166 --> 00:22:27,791 chance? 327 00:22:28,291 --> 00:22:29,166 Oh yeah... 328 00:22:35,291 --> 00:22:38,124 oh hi but you're gonna have to change 329 00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:40,708 your order? hey 330 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:43,166 oh 331 00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:47,708 got you there 332 00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,875 um 333 00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:51,749 I'll 334 00:22:51,791 --> 00:22:53,375 happily change my order 335 00:22:59,566 --> 00:23:00,166 Oh... 336 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,833 I came here for all right 337 00:23:08,875 --> 00:23:09,875 all right 338 00:23:10,291 --> 00:23:13,166 Oh… Let’s come... in this Laboratory... 339 00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:23,350 Opss... 340 00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:27,250 don't worry I don't fight 341 00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:36,166 What? 342 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,166 What you want clock walker? 343 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:41,416 I am sorry we are closing. 344 00:23:41,875 --> 00:23:42,875 Let’s me swap. 345 00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:47,166 I told you were... 346 00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:50,124 so sorry 347 00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:53,124 I'll leave you to be 348 00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:10,708 oh hey sport do you uh do you have a 349 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,083 reservation? 350 00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:14,124 Yeah a table for two 351 00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:16,124 could be under Robinson 352 00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:19,333 oh yes yes Mr Robinson come with me your 353 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:22,124 date's right over here great go get him 354 00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:23,958 tiger 355 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,500 and uh have that big dick energy yeah 356 00:24:33,850 --> 00:24:35,833 wow hi scary 357 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:36,958 Roxanne? Yeah. That’s me. 358 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,124 Hi nice to meet you 359 00:24:39,166 --> 00:24:41,249 nice to meet you 360 00:24:41,291 --> 00:24:42,166 um… ops... 361 00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:43,916 My chair is there. 362 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,208 Um... 363 00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:50,916 oh thanks 364 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,124 so yeah tell me about yourself? I'd love 365 00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:58,291 to 366 00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:02,708 Sorry if I just cut you off with my ADHD 367 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:06,124 I actually have ADHD too. really? yeah oh 368 00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:08,124 well this was meant to be I heard you 369 00:25:08,166 --> 00:25:11,083 study psychology? philosophy yeah yes 370 00:25:11,125 --> 00:25:12,958 I've actually recently gotten into human emotions, 371 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,958 Understanding certain types of people in general 372 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,874 How they feel, their likes, their dislikes their wants 373 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:19,208 their goals, desires 374 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:22,124 I'm film major, York University in the fine arts department 375 00:25:22,166 --> 00:25:24,083 and I know what you're thinking life 376 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:25,833 choices but I feel like it's going to 377 00:25:25,875 --> 00:25:27,208 help me in how I direct my actors as a 378 00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:29,124 whole yeah cool 379 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,958 really? yeah thank you you're so sweet 380 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,124 you're sweet thank you thank you what's 381 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,833 your favourite movie? mom will be Mother 382 00:25:35,875 --> 00:25:39,124 by Darren Aronofsky? 383 00:25:39,166 --> 00:25:42,333 Sorry I yeah don't be I understand why 384 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:46,125 you wouldn't like Aronofsky's work 385 00:25:48,166 --> 00:25:51,333 yeah I'm really sorry but um 386 00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:53,124 I can't do this 387 00:25:53,166 --> 00:25:55,124 do what? 388 00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:58,083 Oh watch Requiem for a Dream 389 00:25:58,125 --> 00:26:00,083 oh my God I'm so bad for dinner can you 390 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:03,166 just listen to me for a second? 391 00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:06,124 I'm sorry for yelling I'm sorry for 392 00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:10,124 making a mess I'm fine I am 393 00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:13,124 I yell and I spill drinks all the 394 00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:14,833 fucking time I just don't think this is 395 00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:16,208 gonna work 396 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,083 you seem lovely but 397 00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:25,124 so what's wrong? no no it's nothing that 398 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:28,833 you did it's totally completely me at 399 00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:31,124 I'm really sorry 400 00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:33,124 I hope you have a great 401 00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:35,916 meal. 402 00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:56,166 Hey. 403 00:26:57,166 --> 00:26:59,750 Hey 404 00:28:24,016 --> 00:28:28,749 no it's just stupid a flammable dildo? 405 00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:30,791 Children are probably going to watch 406 00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:32,416 this 407 00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:36,291 noooo... I need to write something else 408 00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:39,499 when you hear anorexic I know what you 409 00:28:39,541 --> 00:28:43,499 think young girl teens maybe early 20s 410 00:28:43,541 --> 00:28:46,749 definitely Rich parents that beg her to 411 00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:49,249 eat dinner and when she won't they cry 412 00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:51,666 and group hug and check her into a posh 413 00:28:51,708 --> 00:28:54,374 rehab where she meets other Rich Young 414 00:28:54,416 --> 00:28:56,541 equally dark and quirky people and they 415 00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:58,874 do shit like goat yoga and Equine 416 00:28:58,916 --> 00:29:00,791 Therapy all fucking day then she 417 00:29:00,833 --> 00:29:03,249 Instagrams her thigh gap and hashtags it 418 00:29:03,291 --> 00:29:05,708 with things like size double zero skinny 419 00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:09,874 fat Anna Mia thinspo ugly and self-hate 420 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:12,749 maybe in a lifetime movie none of that's 421 00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:13,666 me 422 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:16,499 Okay maybe the Instagram thing only when 423 00:29:16,541 --> 00:29:19,624 I need reassurance but otherwise not me 424 00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:22,666 your grateful narrator is definitely not 425 00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:23,666 rich 426 00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:26,499 in fact I'm super late on my rent right 427 00:29:26,541 --> 00:29:28,666 now which is really pathetic because I 428 00:29:28,708 --> 00:29:30,499 just live in a shitty room I found on 429 00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:32,416 Craigslist in this house owned by a 430 00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:34,249 creepy old dude who looks like he wants 431 00:29:34,291 --> 00:29:36,874 to rape me or eat me with a glass of 432 00:29:36,916 --> 00:29:38,791 Chianti 433 00:29:38,833 --> 00:29:40,749 I know what you're thinking 434 00:29:40,791 --> 00:29:43,458 she doesn't look anorexic she's way too 435 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:44,916 fucking fat 436 00:29:44,958 --> 00:29:47,666 well I'm in recovery asshole so how 437 00:29:47,708 --> 00:29:49,249 about a little support 438 00:29:49,291 --> 00:29:52,666 but I am a starving artist ah pun 439 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:53,666 intended 440 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:56,499 so it's totally acceptable to be poor 441 00:29:56,541 --> 00:30:01,249 and spottily employed at 24 25. 442 00:30:01,291 --> 00:30:04,624 Okay 26 to 36 it's probably a good thing 443 00:30:04,666 --> 00:30:06,791 I've had to struggle so much you know it 444 00:30:06,833 --> 00:30:10,499 makes me a richer actor builds character 445 00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:12,666 it's going to happen for me soon though 446 00:30:12,708 --> 00:30:13,749 I know it 447 00:30:13,791 --> 00:30:17,624 I'm a very positive optimistic person 448 00:30:17,666 --> 00:30:19,041 and I'm not one of those actresses who's 449 00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:20,666 never done anything 450 00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:22,874 I was just on three episodes of a 451 00:30:22,916 --> 00:30:26,291 relatively successful web series 452 00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:28,666 it sucks because I'm five foot eight and 453 00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:30,874 a quarter so my weight never sounds 454 00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:33,666 skinny no matter what my best weight was 455 00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:36,541 106 which was really an accomplishment 456 00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:38,291 but unfortunately it doesn't sound very 457 00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:40,874 dramatic everybody flipped when the 458 00:30:40,916 --> 00:30:43,499 Olsen twins got down to like 80 pounds 459 00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:46,249 but they're wet maybe five feet tall and 460 00:30:46,291 --> 00:30:47,666 it's five pounds for every inch so 461 00:30:47,708 --> 00:30:49,874 comparatively I'd be equivalent to their 462 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:52,874 80 pound alleged skinniness at 120 463 00:30:52,916 --> 00:30:55,749 pounds so unfair why am I weighing 464 00:30:55,791 --> 00:30:58,874 myself if I'm supposed to be in recovery 465 00:30:58,916 --> 00:31:01,666 of course I weigh myself every day how 466 00:31:01,708 --> 00:31:02,874 else are you supposed to know how you're 467 00:31:02,916 --> 00:31:04,791 going to feel about yourself that day 468 00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:08,749 totally kidding I know my value is not a 469 00:31:08,791 --> 00:31:10,749 number on the scale blah blah 470 00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:12,666 mother fucking blah 471 00:31:12,708 --> 00:31:16,249 so anyway not to worry your big boned 472 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:18,666 narrator has got her shit together 473 00:31:18,708 --> 00:31:21,291 oh that's Mandy she wanted to walk with 474 00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:22,499 me today 475 00:31:22,541 --> 00:31:23,666 should I wait? 476 00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:26,666 Oh she'll catch up. So Mandy and our 477 00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:28,666 other friend Shelly and me were all best 478 00:31:28,708 --> 00:31:30,666 friends in high school but they were the 479 00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:32,749 popular cheerleaders National Honor 480 00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:35,666 Society life at the parties I was the 481 00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:37,499 third wheel who always got a little too 482 00:31:37,541 --> 00:31:38,916 drunk at the parties and everything that 483 00:31:38,958 --> 00:31:40,499 came with that 484 00:31:40,541 --> 00:31:42,249 they were supposed to have peaked in 485 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:44,416 high school I believed those after 486 00:31:44,458 --> 00:31:45,749 school specials that told me things 487 00:31:45,791 --> 00:31:47,749 would get better after high school when 488 00:31:47,791 --> 00:31:49,666 I could be my real self 489 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,624 but everything keeps working out for 490 00:31:51,666 --> 00:31:52,624 them 491 00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:54,249 Fuck. Maybe I'm the one who peaked in 492 00:31:54,291 --> 00:31:56,541 high school nope nope no more feeling 493 00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,708 sorry for myself I promise 494 00:32:01,041 --> 00:32:03,416 oh I already ate 495 00:32:03,458 --> 00:32:05,916 Lizzy you look great which obviously 496 00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,749 means I look fat I guess I don't really 497 00:32:07,791 --> 00:32:09,749 worry about it anymore 498 00:32:09,791 --> 00:32:14,416 380 maybe 400 calories in a slice 499 00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:17,666 200 for half wine 140 calories of glass 500 00:32:17,708 --> 00:32:20,833 there's vodka in my room 65 calories a shot 501 00:32:25,541 --> 00:32:27,416 You are so lucky to be single 502 00:32:27,458 --> 00:32:29,666 you don't have someone checking on you 503 00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:32,541 every five minutes yeah renting a room 504 00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:35,499 from creepy Chianti Craigslist's guys way better. 505 00:32:35,541 --> 00:32:37,749 So. Have you gotten a job yet? 506 00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:39,666 I know you're still doing the acting thing 507 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,624 but I mean like a job job 508 00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:44,833 I'm sorry did I order judgment on my pizza? 509 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:47,416 Yeah I have a lot of leads 510 00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:49,624 tell me about you 511 00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:52,374 what's it like being a mom just get past 512 00:32:52,416 --> 00:32:54,874 the pizza be stronger than the pizza 513 00:32:54,916 --> 00:32:57,666 another glass of wine is better it's in 514 00:32:57,708 --> 00:32:59,666 vodka if I need it 515 00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:01,791 not gonna lie 516 00:33:01,833 --> 00:33:04,666 but it is just 517 00:33:04,708 --> 00:33:08,374 so 400 plus one of the most amazing 270 518 00:33:08,416 --> 00:33:12,749 or 280 plus BMR of about 13.50 so 2150 519 00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:14,666 burned so 520 00:33:14,708 --> 00:33:16,624 um have you been on Instagram today? 521 00:33:16,666 --> 00:33:18,666 No. 522 00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:20,291 Why? 523 00:33:20,333 --> 00:33:21,541 Okay 524 00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:23,666 I'm gonna tell you something but I don't 525 00:33:23,708 --> 00:33:24,749 want you to go on one of your downward 526 00:33:24,791 --> 00:33:26,291 spirals 527 00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:27,666 then maybe you shouldn't say it like 528 00:33:27,708 --> 00:33:29,291 that 529 00:33:29,333 --> 00:33:31,541 Shelley booked a series regular on TV. 530 00:33:31,583 --> 00:33:33,791 No fucking way. Wow. 531 00:33:35,708 --> 00:33:37,666 you both have been doing this a really 532 00:33:37,708 --> 00:33:39,708 long time so you know how hard that is 533 00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:46,874 or that entitled lucky ass bitch can go fuck herself. 534 00:33:46,916 --> 00:33:50,499 Of course of course 535 00:33:50,541 --> 00:33:52,749 of course doesn't that give you some 536 00:33:52,791 --> 00:33:54,666 sort of Hope 537 00:33:54,708 --> 00:33:56,541 you guys have the same agent right 538 00:33:57,708 --> 00:34:00,374 Yes we have the same fucking agent. 539 00:34:00,416 --> 00:34:02,666 Why would he get Shelly that audition 540 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:03,916 and not me? 541 00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:05,874 She's not fucking cankles 542 00:34:05,916 --> 00:34:07,666 he probably wants to fuck her 543 00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:10,666 or he wants to fuck with my head 544 00:34:10,708 --> 00:34:12,666 of course he's still mad at me from what 545 00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:14,666 I know showed that one audition that was 546 00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:16,666 totally not my fault 547 00:34:16,708 --> 00:34:19,249 he's a psychological ninja gaslighting 548 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,791 narcissistic motherfucker. Elizabeth 549 00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:24,791 you're bloated struggling narrator is 550 00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:26,499 sick of everybody emotionally 551 00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:27,666 waterboarding her 552 00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:36,666 You might think I'm crazy for riding 553 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:40,666 alone at 2:30 in the morning but I'm not 554 00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:43,541 what else am I supposed to do 555 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,874 I'm not one of those people that says 556 00:34:45,916 --> 00:34:47,666 I'll start tomorrow 557 00:34:47,708 --> 00:34:49,749 that's how 70 percent of Americans got 558 00:34:49,791 --> 00:34:51,666 to be overweight or obese 559 00:34:52,916 --> 00:34:54,666 I know I'm not worried about anybody 560 00:34:54,708 --> 00:34:56,749 attacking me or anything I'm so fat and 561 00:34:56,791 --> 00:34:58,624 gross right now nobody's gonna try to 562 00:34:58,666 --> 00:35:00,749 rape me 563 00:35:00,791 --> 00:35:03,416 right now you're probably thinking I 564 00:35:03,458 --> 00:35:06,666 look like a hopeless whiny pitiful mess 565 00:35:06,708 --> 00:35:08,666 maybe you can't stand me right now maybe 566 00:35:08,708 --> 00:35:11,666 you're like can she fucking shut up. 567 00:35:11,708 --> 00:35:12,624 I get it 568 00:35:12,666 --> 00:35:15,249 I completely fucking agree 569 00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:17,916 you're worthless fat ass narrator knows 570 00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:20,583 exactly how shitty of a person she is 571 00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:14,416 You know how some time you have one bite and you just can't stop 572 00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:15,666 I guess that's kind of what happened 573 00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:17,666 last night 574 00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:20,249 but don't worry you're self-deprecating 575 00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:21,874 narrator has got it totally under 576 00:36:21,916 --> 00:36:23,874 control 577 00:36:23,916 --> 00:36:27,374 I just need to outrun my fuck up just 578 00:36:27,416 --> 00:36:30,791 not eat today then I will be healthy and 579 00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:33,416 optimistic and positive and shit. 580 00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:34,624 I will 581 00:36:34,666 --> 00:36:36,458 I'll I'll start tomorrow 582 00:37:05,541 --> 00:37:06,499 Yeah... 583 00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:11,041 Lord Voldemort on the toilet that could work 584 00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:14,666 but how am I going to hide his nose? 585 00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:17,749 Also he needs to be shaved 586 00:37:17,791 --> 00:37:18,833 anyway 587 00:37:19,041 --> 00:37:20,666 Uh... 588 00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:23,499 that was something 589 00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:25,999 I didn't know I could write so many 590 00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:28,999 stories in less than an hour it has the 591 00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:31,291 potential to be a nice 592 00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:34,458 pattern the brain not only receives 593 00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:37,083 information but also interprets and 594 00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:41,624 patterns it I can tell I'm pleased with 595 00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:42,791 myself 596 00:37:42,833 --> 00:37:46,458 oh shit. I knew I should have drunk five 597 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:49,499 mushroom coffees in her own time will 598 00:37:49,541 --> 00:37:51,458 not slow down when something unpleasant 599 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,833 lies at the bottom of your stomach. 600 00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:58,791 I'll finish the other characters some other time.