1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:03,056 [upbeat techno music plays] 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,700 ♪♪ 3 00:00:09,869 --> 00:00:12,155 -[Caine]: Today's adventure is brought to you 4 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:15,076 by the Favorite Character Awards! 5 00:00:15,099 --> 00:00:20,286 Stay tuned and find out who will claim the ultimate prize! 6 00:00:20,309 --> 00:00:23,289 [glitzy orchestral music plays] 7 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,332 [inaudible chatter] 8 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:27,466 -[Zooble]: [BOINK!] 9 00:00:27,489 --> 00:00:29,295 Can you toss that back up here? 10 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,376 -[scoffs] Making good use of your parts gimmick, huh? 11 00:00:31,399 --> 00:00:33,036 -[Zooble]: Oh, shut up. 12 00:00:33,060 --> 00:00:34,466 -What are you doing up there? 13 00:00:34,490 --> 00:00:35,996 -[Zooble]: I'm hiding from Caine. 14 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:37,996 I think I overheard him talking to Bubble 15 00:00:38,020 --> 00:00:40,216 about an in-house adventure, 16 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,786 and I'm not gonna be part of it. 17 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:46,686 -And... you're just gonna hang out in a flower pot all day? 18 00:00:46,710 --> 00:00:48,066 Not, like, your room? 19 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:50,816 -[Zooble]: Caine's been checking up on my room lately. 20 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:54,096 When I don't answer, he just starts singing "Daisy Bell" 21 00:00:54,119 --> 00:00:55,675 in front of my door. 22 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:57,166 It's creepy. 23 00:00:57,189 --> 00:00:58,725 -Does he really do that? 24 00:00:58,750 --> 00:01:00,365 -I dunno. Let's ask him. 25 00:01:00,390 --> 00:01:01,746 [hollers] Hey, Caine! 26 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,516 -[Zooble]: You [BOINK!] [BANG!]hole! 27 00:01:03,539 --> 00:01:04,626 -Yes, Jax? 28 00:01:04,650 --> 00:01:06,066 -Look, it's Zooble! 29 00:01:06,090 --> 00:01:08,256 -[Zooble]: [BOINK!] you! -Ah, there you are! 30 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:10,323 Now I don't have to do the snap-summon thing. 31 00:01:11,543 --> 00:01:13,816 -[Zooble]: [grunts] -And I'm glad I found you. 32 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,606 We need even numbers, 'cause today's adventure is a... 33 00:01:16,629 --> 00:01:18,765 [overlapping voices] TEAM adventure! 34 00:01:18,790 --> 00:01:20,906 [normal voice] Meet you guys up at the stage in, uh -- 35 00:01:20,930 --> 00:01:23,283 let's say 5.7 minutes. 36 00:01:24,870 --> 00:01:26,160 -[Zooble]: Great. 37 00:01:27,569 --> 00:01:30,165 You didn't even ask him about the singing thing. 38 00:01:30,189 --> 00:01:31,189 -The what? 39 00:01:32,079 --> 00:01:35,736 -Today's adventure is... gonna be a bit of a short one, 40 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:38,466 due to the Favorite Character Awards. 41 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:40,195 But it'll be a perfect opportunity 42 00:01:40,219 --> 00:01:43,605 to showcase your guys' strengths to the press! 43 00:01:43,629 --> 00:01:46,075 -This is so heavy. -That's right, Bubble. 44 00:01:46,099 --> 00:01:49,165 Seeing you all play batball a few days ago 45 00:01:49,189 --> 00:01:50,415 really got me thinking. 46 00:01:50,439 --> 00:01:52,335 We should do our own sporting event! 47 00:01:52,359 --> 00:01:54,236 But with cool new sports 48 00:01:54,260 --> 00:01:56,516 invented by yours truly. -Help me, Caine. 49 00:01:56,540 --> 00:02:00,406 -Uh, we could also just play softball normally this time. 50 00:02:00,430 --> 00:02:01,946 -Eeegh... 51 00:02:01,969 --> 00:02:06,365 -In the Caine Leagues, we have the 400 Meter Vertical Skedaddle, 52 00:02:06,390 --> 00:02:08,575 Bisection Boogie Eggball, 53 00:02:08,599 --> 00:02:11,186 Lateral Hijinks, Orange Sport, 54 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:12,996 Ball Run, Walk Ball, 55 00:02:13,020 --> 00:02:15,686 Run Walk, and Ball Ball! 56 00:02:15,710 --> 00:02:17,576 These sports are surely going to -- 57 00:02:17,599 --> 00:02:18,844 -[Zooble]: Uh, yeah, sorry, no. 58 00:02:18,870 --> 00:02:21,376 I'm not gonna be on a team with that one. -[blows kiss] 59 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,236 -Zooble, why does all you do is complaining? 60 00:02:24,259 --> 00:02:25,735 I never know what you want! 61 00:02:25,759 --> 00:02:28,385 -[Zooble]: We had a whole suggestion box for that. 62 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:30,325 -Yeah, Zooble and I constantly say 63 00:02:30,349 --> 00:02:33,186 we like more chill and relaxing adventures. 64 00:02:33,210 --> 00:02:35,796 -Did you really not like my softball one? 65 00:02:35,819 --> 00:02:38,645 -I'm not big into sports. Sorry. 66 00:02:38,669 --> 00:02:41,615 -The suggestion box just causes interpersonal drama. 67 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:43,259 And me no likey. -[Zooble]: Alright. 68 00:02:43,289 --> 00:02:46,055 You really wanna know what I want? -Oh, no. 69 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,640 -[Zooble]: I want the ability to have ***. 70 00:02:49,550 --> 00:02:50,846 -No way. 71 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:54,316 Are we FINALLY having this conversation? 72 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:55,945 -[stammers] 73 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:57,945 [babbling] [sinister music plays] 74 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:02,415 ♪♪ 75 00:03:02,439 --> 00:03:03,439 [ding!] 76 00:03:04,370 --> 00:03:05,906 Oh. Hi, Zooble! 77 00:03:05,930 --> 00:03:08,486 -[Zooble]: Do you have any of that stupid sauce left? 78 00:03:08,509 --> 00:03:09,995 -What were we talking about? Oh, yeah! 79 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:13,366 How teamwork is essential to making the dream work! 80 00:03:13,389 --> 00:03:14,695 -[Zooble]: Tell that to him! 81 00:03:14,719 --> 00:03:16,925 He's the one that [BOINKS!] everything all the time. 82 00:03:16,949 --> 00:03:18,925 -You are in a mood today, aren't you? 83 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:21,506 -Now, now -- you know what they say about assuming. 84 00:03:21,530 --> 00:03:22,750 It makes an "ass" 85 00:03:22,780 --> 00:03:25,569 out of "u" and "ming." 86 00:03:25,599 --> 00:03:28,099 -[Zooble]: "Ming"? -Did Caine just say [BOINK]?" 87 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,165 -[Ming]: Hi, I'm Ming, and I really don't appreciate 88 00:03:33,189 --> 00:03:36,060 what your assumptions have done to my reputation. 89 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,105 -[Zooble]: You made a whole guy for that? 90 00:03:39,129 --> 00:03:41,045 -Whatever the case, it's evident now 91 00:03:41,069 --> 00:03:43,705 that there's quite a bit of tension between you all. 92 00:03:43,729 --> 00:03:47,325 So, maybe what we actually need to do are trust exercises! 93 00:03:47,349 --> 00:03:49,525 -[Zooble]: I am not falling into Jax's arms, 94 00:03:49,550 --> 00:03:50,945 if that's what you mean. 95 00:03:50,969 --> 00:03:53,985 -Don't worry -- this will be a two-way trust exercise, 96 00:03:54,009 --> 00:03:55,635 where you'll each have to trust each other 97 00:03:55,659 --> 00:03:57,566 to not betray the other person. 98 00:03:57,590 --> 00:03:59,045 [snap!] [shwing!] 99 00:03:59,069 --> 00:04:00,205 This is a private room, 100 00:04:00,229 --> 00:04:03,985 where nobody can see or hear you once inside. 101 00:04:04,009 --> 00:04:05,756 And this... [shwing!] 102 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:07,656 ...is a loaded gun! -Oh, boy. 103 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,286 -Character A will take the gun into the private room 104 00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:12,665 and empty it out of all its ammunition, 105 00:04:12,689 --> 00:04:15,346 then come out and give it to Character B. 106 00:04:15,370 --> 00:04:17,310 Character B will then take the gun 107 00:04:17,339 --> 00:04:19,195 and shoot themselves in the head, 108 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:22,786 trusting that Character A emptied it in the private room. 109 00:04:22,810 --> 00:04:24,696 Character A will also have to trust 110 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,556 that Character B won't turn the gun on them, 111 00:04:27,579 --> 00:04:30,565 so everyone is incentivized to follow the rules 112 00:04:30,589 --> 00:04:32,125 and trust each other! 113 00:04:32,149 --> 00:04:34,096 -[Zooble]: Sounds a little convoluted. 114 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,105 -YOU LOOK CONVOLUTED!!!! 115 00:04:35,129 --> 00:04:37,086 Anyway, Jax, why don't you start? 116 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,386 -[Zooble]: Wh-- Him?! 117 00:04:38,410 --> 00:04:40,486 -Wait, what am I doing? I wasn't paying attention. 118 00:04:40,509 --> 00:04:42,629 [rewound audio warbling] 119 00:04:46,029 --> 00:04:47,500 [clicks tongue] Oh. 120 00:04:49,449 --> 00:04:50,459 -[yelps] 121 00:04:51,980 --> 00:04:53,966 -Or, yeah, we could all just shoot each other. 122 00:04:53,990 --> 00:04:56,566 Here, have guns. I don't care anymore. 123 00:04:56,589 --> 00:04:57,925 -Hooway! 124 00:04:57,949 --> 00:04:59,225 -[Zooble]: Wait, that's just it? 125 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:00,935 "Here's guns, and have fun"? 126 00:05:00,959 --> 00:05:02,085 -I didn't say "have fun." 127 00:05:02,110 --> 00:05:04,286 -[Zooble]: It's just a little aimless. 128 00:05:04,310 --> 00:05:05,855 -Use the sights. -[Zooble]: Caine! 129 00:05:05,879 --> 00:05:07,415 -[growls] FINE! 130 00:05:07,439 --> 00:05:08,795 We're bringing teams back. 131 00:05:08,819 --> 00:05:10,156 Pair up in teams of two. 132 00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:11,446 You all get three lives. 133 00:05:11,470 --> 00:05:13,276 Last team surviving is the winner. 134 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:14,456 Happy? 135 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,326 -[Zooble]: Um, not really. 136 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:18,256 -Well, that's not my problem right now. 137 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:19,625 I have an awards show to plan, 138 00:05:19,649 --> 00:05:22,585 so you guys are gonna have to handle yourselves for a bit. 139 00:05:22,610 --> 00:05:24,735 You get five minutes to figure the teams out. 140 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:26,925 Once that's up, it's a free-for-all. 141 00:05:30,209 --> 00:05:31,315 -Come on, saddy. 142 00:05:31,339 --> 00:05:32,915 You're coming with me. -[gasps] 143 00:05:32,939 --> 00:05:36,336 I'm... actually gonna be on a team with Zooble. 144 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:37,966 -[Jax]: What? No, you're not. 145 00:05:37,990 --> 00:05:41,045 We've been together for every team adventure in the past. 146 00:05:41,069 --> 00:05:43,906 -[Zooble]: Guess times are changing, bunny boy. 147 00:05:43,930 --> 00:05:45,500 -[grumbles] 148 00:05:46,540 --> 00:05:49,165 -Hey, you wanna be on my team? 149 00:05:49,189 --> 00:05:51,836 -Uh, oh! I-I'd love to, but -- 150 00:05:51,860 --> 00:05:55,746 Well, uh, I really don't want Kinger to get stuck with Jax. 151 00:05:55,769 --> 00:05:57,435 -Oh, yeah. 152 00:05:57,459 --> 00:06:00,135 Well, I-I could be on Kinger's team. 153 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,536 He and I were together once, 154 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,156 and it wasn't too bad. 155 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:05,519 -U-Uh... Hmm. 156 00:06:06,310 --> 00:06:09,115 And have... me on... 157 00:06:09,139 --> 00:06:10,815 -Oh. Um. Y-yeah. 158 00:06:10,839 --> 00:06:12,315 Just forget I asked. 159 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:13,859 I'll be on Jax's team. 160 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:15,855 -W-Wait. 161 00:06:15,879 --> 00:06:17,399 -Huh? 162 00:06:17,430 --> 00:06:18,870 -[stammers] 163 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:22,906 -Like you said, 164 00:06:22,930 --> 00:06:25,295 probably good to keep Kinger and Jax separate. 165 00:06:25,319 --> 00:06:28,582 I can keep Jax in check, so don't worry about me. 166 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,020 -U-Uh, hey, Pomni? 167 00:06:34,329 --> 00:06:37,885 I-If -- If you ever need to talk to somebody... 168 00:06:37,910 --> 00:06:41,500 o-or need help with anything, I'm here. 169 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,242 -[laughs weakly] 170 00:06:45,329 --> 00:06:46,564 [both yelp] 171 00:06:46,589 --> 00:06:48,935 You have a partner yet? 172 00:06:48,959 --> 00:06:50,925 -Well, look who it is. 173 00:06:50,949 --> 00:06:54,495 You sure you can handle me in all my glory? 174 00:06:54,519 --> 00:06:56,652 -Eh, I've been through worse. 175 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,695 -Hey, Zooble? 176 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,926 Do you wanna hold onto this during today's game? 177 00:07:02,949 --> 00:07:03,846 -[Zooble]: Huh? 178 00:07:03,870 --> 00:07:07,750 -I... don't really trust myself that much with it. 179 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,646 And I also just... 180 00:07:10,670 --> 00:07:13,485 really want to be able to fire a tommy gun 181 00:07:13,509 --> 00:07:14,846 while laughing maniacally, 182 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:16,985 and I don't -- I don't want to break it 183 00:07:17,009 --> 00:07:18,789 before I get that chance. 184 00:07:20,170 --> 00:07:21,930 -[Zooble]: I'll keep it safe for you. 185 00:07:23,189 --> 00:07:26,716 [dramatic music plays] 186 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:29,742 [clock ticking] 187 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,086 [ding!] 188 00:07:33,110 --> 00:07:34,355 -Huh? W-Wait, what? 189 00:07:34,379 --> 00:07:35,555 That counted? 190 00:07:35,579 --> 00:07:38,156 -[Zooble]: Uh, Caine? -What? 191 00:07:38,180 --> 00:07:40,305 Oh, y-yeah, the guns have been teleported 192 00:07:40,329 --> 00:07:42,005 to random spots in the circus. 193 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,899 Go find 'em, champs. 194 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:47,505 -WE NEED TO FIND THE TOMMY GUN!!! 195 00:07:47,529 --> 00:07:48,845 -Uh, wait, Caine? 196 00:07:48,870 --> 00:07:51,055 I-I-I'm missing a life! -[Kinger]: There's no time! 197 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:52,485 -[yelps] 198 00:07:52,509 --> 00:07:55,225 -It'll be my pleasure murdering all of you! 199 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:57,225 -Uh, have fun, guys! 200 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:58,925 -HAH! You're so lame! 201 00:07:58,949 --> 00:08:00,949 ♪♪ 202 00:08:08,790 --> 00:08:10,340 [dramatic musical sting plays] 203 00:08:12,769 --> 00:08:14,258 -[Kinger]: Uh-huh. 204 00:08:14,283 --> 00:08:16,355 Ya little devil. Alright. 205 00:08:16,379 --> 00:08:19,945 Now, I would bet our biggest concerns would be Jax and Zooble. 206 00:08:19,970 --> 00:08:21,856 They're the youngest, so they probably still have 207 00:08:21,879 --> 00:08:23,945 some youthful fighting spirit. 208 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:26,096 -[sighs] Man. 209 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,946 I'm still missing a heart. 210 00:08:27,970 --> 00:08:29,906 This isn't fair. -[Kinger]: Huh? 211 00:08:29,930 --> 00:08:31,509 Oh, I've got just the thing! 212 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,396 Here, take this. 213 00:08:34,421 --> 00:08:35,696 [bing!] [high tone chimes] 214 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:38,686 -W-W-Wait, what did you just do? 215 00:08:38,710 --> 00:08:40,036 What was that? 216 00:08:40,059 --> 00:08:42,995 -[Kinger]: It's a butterfly! It can restore your health. 217 00:08:43,019 --> 00:08:45,725 -Did Caine mention that? 218 00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:47,245 -[Kinger]: Oh, nah. 219 00:08:47,269 --> 00:08:48,846 I made it up. 220 00:08:48,870 --> 00:08:49,909 -Uh... 221 00:08:50,799 --> 00:08:51,889 What? 222 00:08:54,129 --> 00:08:55,176 [door creaks] 223 00:08:58,399 --> 00:09:00,685 -So, who you gonna kill first, Pompom? 224 00:09:00,710 --> 00:09:05,126 -Uh, I-I don't know if I'll really be doing much of the killing. 225 00:09:05,149 --> 00:09:06,855 I-I'll just find guns for you, 226 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:09,255 and you can do all the violent stuff. 227 00:09:09,279 --> 00:09:10,539 You like that, right? 228 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:14,296 -You know none of this is real, right? 229 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,756 -[stammers] What do you mean? 230 00:09:15,779 --> 00:09:18,505 Like, the circus? 231 00:09:18,529 --> 00:09:20,956 -The game today is literally to shoot each other, 232 00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:24,316 so what's the point in taking this moral high ground? 233 00:09:24,340 --> 00:09:26,230 -Well, they're my friends. 234 00:09:26,259 --> 00:09:28,495 I don't really want to hurt them. 235 00:09:28,519 --> 00:09:30,120 [bang!] 236 00:09:30,149 --> 00:09:32,635 -Alright, let me be real here. 237 00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:34,836 Why do you care about that? 238 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:37,846 -Uh, about not hurting my friends? 239 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:40,916 -[sighs] Look, I know what it's like. 240 00:09:40,940 --> 00:09:43,086 One day, you're somebody in the real world 241 00:09:43,110 --> 00:09:44,656 doing important things. 242 00:09:44,679 --> 00:09:48,685 And then, the next, you're just a weird little cartoon... 243 00:09:48,710 --> 00:09:50,056 jester. 244 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,896 You want to hold onto that part of you 245 00:09:51,919 --> 00:09:54,025 that still thinks it's part of that world, 246 00:09:54,049 --> 00:09:56,245 but in the end, what does it get you? 247 00:09:56,269 --> 00:09:58,655 Ragatha tries to be all nice and friendly, 248 00:09:58,679 --> 00:10:01,565 but she gets torn up every other adventure. 249 00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:03,125 Whether we like it or not, 250 00:10:03,149 --> 00:10:06,329 all we are now is a bunch of cartoon characters. 251 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,620 So what's the point of pretending we're not? 252 00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:14,006 -We're still people though, right? 253 00:10:14,029 --> 00:10:17,015 -I thought we were at first, but as time goes on, 254 00:10:17,039 --> 00:10:19,716 we just end up falling into our archetypes. 255 00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:21,596 Become part of the machine. 256 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:23,296 -What's your archetype, then? 257 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,046 The villain? -[scoffs] 258 00:10:25,070 --> 00:10:27,366 Listen, I add a key dynamic. 259 00:10:27,389 --> 00:10:29,265 I see how far I can push things, 260 00:10:29,289 --> 00:10:32,515 I screw with people, and I break the fourth wall. 261 00:10:32,539 --> 00:10:33,785 You wanna know why? 262 00:10:33,809 --> 00:10:35,465 It's 'cause it's funny. 263 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:37,615 I do everything 'cause it's funny! 264 00:10:37,639 --> 00:10:39,545 'Cause I'm the funny one. 265 00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:41,546 -"The funny one"? -Yeah! 266 00:10:41,570 --> 00:10:43,126 Ragatha's the cheerful one, 267 00:10:43,149 --> 00:10:44,635 Gangle's the sad one, 268 00:10:44,659 --> 00:10:46,175 Kinger's the crazy one, 269 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,906 Zooble's the grumpy one, 270 00:10:47,929 --> 00:10:51,625 and you are the one who hasn't figured that out yet. 271 00:10:51,649 --> 00:10:54,206 We all just became archetypes. 272 00:10:54,230 --> 00:10:57,289 I at least have the self-awareness to choose who I am. 273 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,956 -The funny one. 274 00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:01,615 -So, who do you want to be? 275 00:11:01,639 --> 00:11:04,015 No better chance than now to try something new. 276 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:05,466 You wanna go nuts? 277 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:08,775 You wanna finally work off those weeks of rage and anguish 278 00:11:08,799 --> 00:11:10,842 that have been buildin' up inside you? 279 00:11:11,809 --> 00:11:13,395 I know you hate it here. 280 00:11:13,419 --> 00:11:14,785 Everyone does. 281 00:11:14,809 --> 00:11:18,375 But the silver lining is you can pretty much do whatever you want. 282 00:11:18,399 --> 00:11:20,316 Like, look at the way you're aiming that gun. 283 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:21,855 Too realistic. 284 00:11:21,879 --> 00:11:23,279 Just let loose! 285 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,206 -[inhales deeply] 286 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,409 [sighs] 287 00:11:30,429 --> 00:11:31,679 [blam!] 288 00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:32,730 Huh? 289 00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:35,406 Oh, what the heck. 290 00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:38,495 Today, I'm just gonna be evil. 291 00:11:38,519 --> 00:11:41,175 How's that? -Heh, go for it! 292 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,376 -Yeah. Yeah! 293 00:11:42,399 --> 00:11:45,326 Those other fools better watch their tails, 294 00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:48,245 because they're going to face the wrath 295 00:11:48,269 --> 00:11:51,196 of Pomni the Evil! 296 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:54,629 [laughing malevolently] 297 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,879 -[scoffs] It's kinda cringe. 298 00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:05,125 -Uh, are we really gonna be shooting each other with these? 299 00:12:05,149 --> 00:12:06,735 -[Kinger]: It's either shoot or get sh-- 300 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:08,149 Ah! -Guh! 301 00:12:10,049 --> 00:12:11,055 -[Kinger]: Ragatha! 302 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:13,336 There's a sniper around this corner. 303 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,145 -[Zooble]: I think I got Kinger. [shell clatters] 304 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,725 -Uh, are you sure we're safe up here? [gunfire] 305 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,149 [screams] -[Zooble]: Whoa! 306 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,149 -[Kinger]: Tactical roll! 307 00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:27,656 Come on, Ragatha! -Mm! [panting] 308 00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:29,195 [Kinger screaming] [gunfire] 309 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:31,985 -Looks like we've located the king and the ragdoll. 310 00:12:32,009 --> 00:12:33,009 -Uh, yeah. 311 00:12:34,039 --> 00:12:35,515 I mean, yeah! 312 00:12:35,539 --> 00:12:36,765 Let's get 'em! 313 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:37,975 [punchy music plays] 314 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,895 -Uh, I don't even really know how to fire a gun. 315 00:12:40,919 --> 00:12:42,346 I don't know how much use I'd be in -- 316 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:43,423 [blam!] 317 00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:46,105 -Whoops! Did I do that? 318 00:12:46,129 --> 00:12:47,796 -You missed a spot! 319 00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:50,186 -[yelps] -Hah! You're so cool. 320 00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:51,790 [gunfire continues] -[Kinger]: Ragatha, take cover! 321 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,495 -Huh? [yelping] 322 00:12:54,519 --> 00:12:56,105 -I'll take Rags. You go Kinger. 323 00:12:56,129 --> 00:12:57,576 -Righty-o, evil bro. 324 00:12:58,470 --> 00:13:00,586 -I need a gun. Need a gun, need a gun! 325 00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:02,120 [exclaims] [panting] 326 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,175 -Hah! -[exclaims] 327 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,220 [gun clicks] 328 00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:07,830 Come on, man. -Hup! 329 00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:11,026 ♪♪ 330 00:13:11,049 --> 00:13:12,975 -[yelping] 331 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,816 [panting] Kinger? 332 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,745 Really use another one of those butterflies! 333 00:13:17,769 --> 00:13:19,055 -Howdy, howdy. -[screams] 334 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:22,105 I-I-I know exactly what you're doing with Pomni, 335 00:13:22,129 --> 00:13:24,475 and it'll never work! 336 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,605 -Huh? 337 00:13:25,629 --> 00:13:29,035 -You know, getting close with Pomni... 338 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:30,739 to corrupt her? 339 00:13:32,039 --> 00:13:34,125 Wait, no, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! 340 00:13:34,149 --> 00:13:35,169 [kablam!] 341 00:13:36,730 --> 00:13:38,105 -[coughs] 342 00:13:38,129 --> 00:13:41,394 -Oh, wow -- I didn't actually think that'd work. 343 00:13:41,419 --> 00:13:42,419 [yelps] 344 00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,919 [gun clicking] -[panting] 345 00:13:49,019 --> 00:13:50,629 [pop!] Huh? 346 00:13:51,913 --> 00:13:52,940 Oh. 347 00:13:54,299 --> 00:13:57,725 -I lost Kinger, but I got him down to one life. 348 00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:00,875 -I lost a life, but I got us down to one Kinger. 349 00:14:00,899 --> 00:14:03,566 -How'd you let her take a life off you? 350 00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:05,590 -I don't really know. 351 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,325 -[Zooble]: Hey, I found this AK... thing. 352 00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:15,966 If we can't find the tommy gun, will this work? 353 00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:17,990 -Uh, yeah. 354 00:14:19,509 --> 00:14:20,905 Do you... 355 00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:22,135 think... 356 00:14:22,159 --> 00:14:23,596 Jax... 357 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:26,375 is gonna be mad that I didn't team up with him? 358 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,346 -[Zooble]: I wouldn't worry about him right now. 359 00:14:28,370 --> 00:14:30,346 It's all just a game, in the end. 360 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,706 -It's Jax, though. 361 00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:34,975 He probably wants revenge. 362 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,975 And he's gonna make it painful, and -- 363 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,816 -[Zooble]: Hey, you deserve better than thinking about him 364 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:42,156 when he's not even here. 365 00:14:42,179 --> 00:14:43,695 You're a human. 366 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,180 You're not his toy. 367 00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:51,090 -It sometimes doesn't feel that way. 368 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,265 -[Zooble]: These avatar gimmicks, huh? 369 00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:01,639 Makes you wonder why no one else got them. 370 00:15:02,909 --> 00:15:04,716 -I just wish that... 371 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:06,790 [sighs] 372 00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:12,295 How are you supposed to like the part of yourself that just... 373 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,960 makes you worse than everyone else? 374 00:15:14,984 --> 00:15:17,715 [melancholy music plays] 375 00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:20,639 -[Zooble]: 'Cause it exists. 376 00:15:20,663 --> 00:15:23,284 ♪♪ 377 00:15:23,309 --> 00:15:26,225 It's a part of you that's real, 378 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:29,405 and the only you that you should care about 379 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,209 is the real you. 380 00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,425 ♪♪ 381 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:36,246 You have to choose to love yourself, 382 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,635 even if it doesn't make sense. 383 00:15:38,659 --> 00:15:41,899 It's not natural. It's intentional. 384 00:15:43,399 --> 00:15:44,855 -Have... 385 00:15:44,879 --> 00:15:47,446 you ever had to make that choice? 386 00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:49,276 -[Zooble]: Huh? -S-Sorry. 387 00:15:49,299 --> 00:15:51,846 I mean... [laughs] Of course not. 388 00:15:51,870 --> 00:15:54,470 You're Zooble. [laughs weakly] 389 00:15:54,494 --> 00:16:01,494 ♪♪ 390 00:16:01,518 --> 00:16:02,725 ♪♪ 391 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,035 -[Zooble]: Whatever happens... 392 00:16:04,059 --> 00:16:06,125 I've got your back if you've got mine. 393 00:16:06,149 --> 00:16:07,946 -Yeah. 394 00:16:07,970 --> 00:16:10,340 Now let's go kill Pomni and Jax. 395 00:16:11,779 --> 00:16:13,946 -Alright, here's one. 396 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:15,596 What's with the corn thing? 397 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:17,125 -[scoffs] What corn thing? 398 00:16:17,149 --> 00:16:19,125 -Why are you afraid of corn? 399 00:16:19,149 --> 00:16:20,735 And don't say that you're not. 400 00:16:20,759 --> 00:16:23,655 You literally jumped out of your seat twice when you saw some. 401 00:16:23,679 --> 00:16:26,245 -Heh, not gonna let me out of this one. 402 00:16:26,269 --> 00:16:27,669 Well, I dunno. 403 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:30,656 It's got a bunch of little pods on it. 404 00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:32,355 Looks kind of like an egg sack, or somethin'. 405 00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:35,086 It's gross. Makes my skin crawl. 406 00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:36,906 -Interesting. 407 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:40,135 Do you have, like, a type of trypophobia? 408 00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:42,346 -What's that? -The fear of lots of little holes. 409 00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,546 -Eugh. -Okay. 410 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:47,146 How about... pomegranates? 411 00:16:47,169 --> 00:16:48,165 -Awful. 412 00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:50,856 -I'm learning a lot about you today. 413 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:53,655 -Heh, let's not forget we're here to kill people. 414 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,605 We still need to find out where nutso went 415 00:16:55,629 --> 00:16:57,605 before we can rest easy. 416 00:16:57,629 --> 00:16:58,649 -[gasps softly] 417 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,780 -[Kinger]: I'm right behind you, aren't I? 418 00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:04,069 [yelps goofily] 419 00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:07,566 [punchy percussive music plays] 420 00:17:07,589 --> 00:17:09,655 [gunfire] 421 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:16,956 ♪♪ 422 00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:19,216 [lighter flicks] [bullets clinking into cylinder] 423 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,740 -[Pomni]: There he is! -[Kinger]: [yelps] 424 00:17:20,769 --> 00:17:27,039 ♪♪ 425 00:17:27,065 --> 00:17:28,535 -[Pomni]: [yelps] -[Jax]: Whoop, sorry. 426 00:17:28,559 --> 00:17:32,905 ♪♪ 427 00:17:32,930 --> 00:17:36,566 -[Kinger]: I hope you guys are ready for my ricochet super move! 428 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,589 [gunfire] [bullets whizzing] 429 00:17:42,869 --> 00:17:44,099 -[Jax]: Oh, here's the light. 430 00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:46,829 -Huh. 431 00:17:47,789 --> 00:17:49,863 -High-five! -Yeah! 432 00:17:49,887 --> 00:17:52,665 [pop!] -[Kinger]: Ah, what a game. 433 00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:55,226 Who knew Pomni could be such a sharpshooter? 434 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,195 These adventures, huh? 435 00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:01,445 And look, even though we lost, 436 00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:04,279 at least we gave it our all, right? 437 00:18:08,519 --> 00:18:11,099 Um... you feeling alright? 438 00:18:14,450 --> 00:18:16,950 Are you upset that we lost? 439 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:23,200 Or are you upset about something else? 440 00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:28,160 You wanna talk about it? 441 00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:32,645 -[sighs] 442 00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:34,875 [shakily] I think... 443 00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:37,470 I might have failed Pomni. 444 00:18:39,789 --> 00:18:41,869 Just like I failed Jax. 445 00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:45,145 I try too hard to get on their good side, 446 00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:48,766 and then I just end up pushing them away. 447 00:18:48,789 --> 00:18:51,046 And then, they end up hating me. 448 00:18:51,069 --> 00:18:53,165 -[Kinger]: Well, I don't think anyone in here hates you. 449 00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:55,336 -[scoffs] Jax does! 450 00:18:55,359 --> 00:18:57,184 Gangle and Zooble don't ever talk to me, 451 00:18:57,210 --> 00:19:00,696 and Pomni probably won't after today, either. 452 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,806 [sighs] 453 00:19:01,829 --> 00:19:04,665 She came to me wanting to be on my team. 454 00:19:04,690 --> 00:19:06,696 I said no. 455 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,250 [sighs] Why did I do that? 456 00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:12,496 -[Kinger]: Maybe you just needed a break. 457 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,175 It sounds to me like you put a lot of pressure on yourself 458 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,706 to be there for everyone, and when you're not, 459 00:19:17,730 --> 00:19:20,195 you beat yourself up for it. 460 00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:22,826 You said you failed Pomni. 461 00:19:22,849 --> 00:19:25,279 W-Why do you feel that way? 462 00:19:26,329 --> 00:19:28,665 -I don't know. 463 00:19:28,690 --> 00:19:32,176 I feel like every day, we're drifting further apart. 464 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,875 Like she's seen through all my tricks and doesn't trust me anymore. 465 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,436 Before I know it... 466 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:39,316 she'll be a different person. 467 00:19:39,339 --> 00:19:41,459 One who doesn't even want me around. 468 00:19:44,170 --> 00:19:46,066 -[Kinger]: The way I see it, 469 00:19:46,089 --> 00:19:48,525 relationships are two-sided, 470 00:19:48,549 --> 00:19:51,245 and sometimes, it doesn't make sense 471 00:19:51,269 --> 00:19:52,519 to do all the heavy lifting 472 00:19:52,549 --> 00:19:54,816 when the other isn't in the mood. 473 00:19:54,839 --> 00:19:57,635 We all go through and deal with things differently, 474 00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,976 and sometimes, you just need to let people 475 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,056 do things their own way -- 476 00:20:02,079 --> 00:20:05,465 as long as you're still there when they need you. 477 00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:08,615 Giving someone space should never be the same 478 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,536 as giving up on them. 479 00:20:10,559 --> 00:20:13,175 [melancholy music plays] 480 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,566 -I don't even know what I want. 481 00:20:16,589 --> 00:20:19,395 I just want everyone to be happy. 482 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:22,850 And I don't want people to hate me. 483 00:20:23,799 --> 00:20:25,635 -[Kinger]: Do you hate yourself? 484 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:29,465 ♪♪ 485 00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:31,826 I hated myself. 486 00:20:31,849 --> 00:20:33,505 I couldn't help but hate myself 487 00:20:33,529 --> 00:20:36,460 for the things I thought I was responsible for. 488 00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:39,946 I thought I'd lost everything. 489 00:20:39,970 --> 00:20:41,256 But then... 490 00:20:41,279 --> 00:20:43,855 you showed up. 491 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,776 And my outlook just... 492 00:20:46,799 --> 00:20:48,099 changed. 493 00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:51,816 There are always ways to show you care 494 00:20:51,839 --> 00:20:54,245 without ruining yourself over it. 495 00:20:54,269 --> 00:20:58,445 You need to look out for yourself in all this, too. 496 00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:00,306 -I don't get it. 497 00:21:00,329 --> 00:21:02,556 So often, nothing you say makes any sense. 498 00:21:02,579 --> 00:21:05,465 But then, you have these moments where you... 499 00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:07,556 [laughs] I don't know. 500 00:21:07,579 --> 00:21:09,576 How do you do that? 501 00:21:09,599 --> 00:21:11,535 How've you been around for so long? 502 00:21:11,559 --> 00:21:13,165 -[Kinger]: Heh. 503 00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,916 I guess I just have a resilient mind. 504 00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,556 ♪♪ 505 00:21:17,579 --> 00:21:19,309 [music fades out] 506 00:21:20,789 --> 00:21:22,005 -Breathtaking! 507 00:21:22,029 --> 00:21:23,889 The committee's gonna love that. 508 00:21:25,579 --> 00:21:26,879 [punchy, dramatic music plays] 509 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,976 -[Zooble]: Are they still following us? 510 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,276 -Are you still following us? 511 00:21:31,299 --> 00:21:34,235 -[Jax]: Yeah, we're still following you! -[Pomni]: Where else would we be? 512 00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:36,786 -They're still following us. 513 00:21:36,809 --> 00:21:38,705 -[Zooble]: Alright, this is a long one. 514 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:40,216 We're gonna have to run. 515 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,279 Let's go! 516 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,256 -Hah! 517 00:21:43,279 --> 00:21:50,279 ♪♪ 518 00:21:50,304 --> 00:21:51,316 ♪♪ 519 00:21:51,339 --> 00:21:54,169 -[Zooble]: Ugh, we got so unlucky with the drops here. 520 00:21:55,049 --> 00:21:57,155 -[gasps softly] 521 00:21:57,180 --> 00:21:58,640 It's time. 522 00:21:59,690 --> 00:22:00,916 -[Jax]: Why'd you stop shooting? 523 00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:02,416 You out of ammo? 524 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,046 -[Zooble]: Why'd you stop? You out of ammo? 525 00:22:05,069 --> 00:22:06,435 -Pomni, got any ammo left? 526 00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:08,665 -Uh, I have one in the cylinder 527 00:22:08,690 --> 00:22:11,365 and one sniper round, but no sniper rifle. 528 00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:12,686 -[scoffs] Crap. 529 00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:14,456 -[laughing maniacally] 530 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,566 -[yelps] 531 00:22:15,589 --> 00:22:18,235 -[laughing continues] 532 00:22:18,259 --> 00:22:19,740 Yeah! 533 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,516 [all hollering] 534 00:22:23,539 --> 00:22:28,836 ♪♪ 535 00:22:28,859 --> 00:22:29,929 -[gasps] 536 00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:32,000 -[exclaims] -Ah! 537 00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:40,440 -[Zooble]: [BLEEP!] 538 00:22:45,332 --> 00:22:47,246 [lock clicks] -You're just gonna hide in your room? 539 00:22:47,269 --> 00:22:48,289 -Coward! 540 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:52,529 [parts clicking, snapping] 541 00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:55,756 -[Zooble]: Huh. 542 00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:59,615 -[singing] ♪ Daisy ♪ 543 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,006 ♪ Daisy ♪ 544 00:23:02,029 --> 00:23:03,846 -[both]: [harmonizing] ♪ Give me your answer, do ♪ 545 00:23:03,869 --> 00:23:05,405 -[Zooble]: Are -- Are you seriously ♪ Give me your answer, do ♪ 546 00:23:05,430 --> 00:23:06,796 gonna start singing that? ♪ Give me your answer, do ♪ 547 00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:11,635 -[both]: ♪ I'm half crazy ♪ 548 00:23:11,660 --> 00:23:15,966 ♪ All for the love of you ♪ 549 00:23:15,990 --> 00:23:20,806 ♪ It won't be a stylish marriage ♪ 550 00:23:20,829 --> 00:23:25,615 ♪ I can't afford a carriage ♪ 551 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,876 ♪ But you'll look sweet ♪ 552 00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:30,036 ♪ Upon the seat ♪ 553 00:23:30,059 --> 00:23:34,490 ♪ Of a bicycle built for two ♪ 554 00:23:35,619 --> 00:23:38,099 -Oh, wait -- I have a key to Zooble's room. 555 00:23:40,395 --> 00:23:42,284 [kaboom!] [grunts] Agh! 556 00:23:42,309 --> 00:23:44,336 AAAAAAAUGH!! 557 00:23:44,362 --> 00:23:47,362 [rousing rendition of "Daisy Bell" plays] 558 00:23:47,386 --> 00:23:54,386 ♪♪ 559 00:23:54,412 --> 00:23:57,670 ♪♪ 560 00:23:57,694 --> 00:24:00,346 [groans] Ugh... ow. 561 00:24:00,369 --> 00:24:02,155 -I can get 'em. -W-Wait! 562 00:24:02,180 --> 00:24:04,440 -Trust me, partner! I got this! 563 00:24:06,289 --> 00:24:07,309 -[sighs] 564 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,616 [dramatic music plays] 565 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:30,640 ♪♪ 566 00:24:30,663 --> 00:24:33,905 ♪♪ 567 00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:35,000 Hah! 568 00:24:35,029 --> 00:24:40,086 ♪♪ 569 00:24:40,109 --> 00:24:42,175 -[Zooble]: That's actual bull-[BOINK!]. 570 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,216 Ow! 571 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:47,256 ♪♪ 572 00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:48,745 Well, [DOINK!], man. 573 00:24:48,769 --> 00:24:50,746 Guess that's the end of that. 574 00:24:50,769 --> 00:24:52,569 See you on the flip side. 575 00:24:52,595 --> 00:24:55,594 ♪♪ 576 00:24:55,618 --> 00:24:57,654 [blam!] Agh! 577 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:58,799 [pop!] 578 00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:02,336 What? 579 00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:04,995 -[laughing] 580 00:25:05,019 --> 00:25:06,235 We did it! 581 00:25:06,259 --> 00:25:09,105 We made such a good team! [laughs] 582 00:25:09,130 --> 00:25:11,146 -Ugh! -[grunts] 583 00:25:11,170 --> 00:25:12,276 [stammers] 584 00:25:13,559 --> 00:25:15,425 -[chuckles] Well, to be fair, 585 00:25:15,450 --> 00:25:18,346 our competition wasn't anything crazy. 586 00:25:18,369 --> 00:25:20,859 -Eh, yeah, true. 587 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:27,645 I suppose this is the part where one of us betrays the other. 588 00:25:27,670 --> 00:25:28,680 Hah! 589 00:25:29,589 --> 00:25:31,175 -Huh? Oh, yeah. 590 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,405 You can betray me. 591 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:34,526 -Oh. Uh -- I just -- 592 00:25:34,549 --> 00:25:36,826 I thought this was gonna be a mutual thing. 593 00:25:36,849 --> 00:25:38,599 -Nah, nah. Go on, do it. 594 00:25:39,559 --> 00:25:42,105 -I-I don't... really want to. 595 00:25:42,130 --> 00:25:43,676 -La-ame! Come on! 596 00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:45,145 I thought you were cool. 597 00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:48,146 -We could just be winners. 598 00:25:48,170 --> 00:25:50,365 As a team. -We're not a team! 599 00:25:50,390 --> 00:25:51,816 Come on. -[stammers] 600 00:25:51,839 --> 00:25:53,115 What do you mean? Yes, we are. 601 00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:54,666 -Delusional. 602 00:25:54,690 --> 00:25:56,976 -W-Weren't we kind of bonding 603 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,236 over being chaotic-evil together? 604 00:25:59,259 --> 00:26:01,276 -[scoffs] I was merely entertaining you 605 00:26:01,299 --> 00:26:03,336 because I thought it was funny. 606 00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:05,596 Now, are you gonna shoot me, or what? 607 00:26:05,619 --> 00:26:07,505 -Did I... do something wrong? 608 00:26:07,529 --> 00:26:10,036 -Ugh, you sound like Ragatha right now. 609 00:26:10,059 --> 00:26:11,395 No wonder we're not a team. 610 00:26:11,420 --> 00:26:13,056 -No, I mean -- 611 00:26:13,079 --> 00:26:14,505 We were doing fine. 612 00:26:14,529 --> 00:26:16,816 Having fun, talking. 613 00:26:16,839 --> 00:26:18,889 But you suddenly just -- -You're not committing. 614 00:26:20,089 --> 00:26:21,319 Do it. 615 00:26:22,579 --> 00:26:23,955 -If I shoot you right now, 616 00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:25,956 are we still gonna be friends afterwards? 617 00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:27,586 -We were never friends. 618 00:26:27,609 --> 00:26:30,405 -Wh-- What about all that stuff you told me? 619 00:26:30,430 --> 00:26:33,186 -Yeah, I did tell you a lot, didn't I? 620 00:26:33,210 --> 00:26:35,395 Not looking forward to thinking about that tomorrow. 621 00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:36,885 -No. No, no, no. 622 00:26:36,910 --> 00:26:38,466 We're not doing this. 623 00:26:38,490 --> 00:26:40,476 You're -- You're not gonna look me in the eye 624 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,306 and tell me nothing we've been doing together 625 00:26:42,329 --> 00:26:45,460 meant anything to you, because I know that's not true. 626 00:26:46,349 --> 00:26:47,805 -Are you coming on to me? 627 00:26:47,829 --> 00:26:50,829 Yeah, that's what everybody wants -- a straight couple. 628 00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:53,435 -Oh, my God, can you take this seriously? 629 00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:55,665 Can you take anything seriously? 630 00:26:55,690 --> 00:26:58,375 -Dude, you're a cartoon clown. 631 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,196 How am I supposed to take you seriously? 632 00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:02,196 -Wh-- I -- [exclaims softly] 633 00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:03,935 You reached out to me, 634 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,786 not the other way around. 635 00:27:05,809 --> 00:27:08,306 You're just gonna pretend that didn't happen? 636 00:27:08,329 --> 00:27:10,115 -You must be misremembering. 637 00:27:10,140 --> 00:27:12,355 -Is this why you didn't show up to Kaufmo's funeral? 638 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:14,356 -I don't show up to ANY funerals. 639 00:27:14,380 --> 00:27:16,926 -Yeah, I bet you don't -- because you're scared. 640 00:27:16,950 --> 00:27:20,405 Y-You're scared you'll actually show a human emotion. 641 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:23,046 -I'm scared I'll be BORED to TEARS. 642 00:27:23,069 --> 00:27:25,066 -Have you ever thought that this might be 643 00:27:25,089 --> 00:27:27,495 what causes people to abstract in the first place? 644 00:27:27,519 --> 00:27:29,375 -[laughs bitterly] Oh, my GOD! 645 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,226 Are you seriously gonna blame me for something 646 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:33,056 that everybody else did, too?! 647 00:27:33,079 --> 00:27:34,086 You didn't even know him! 648 00:27:34,109 --> 00:27:37,355 You don't even know what people are like before they abstract! 649 00:27:37,380 --> 00:27:40,516 They are NOT pleasant to be around -- 650 00:27:40,539 --> 00:27:41,786 like, at all! 651 00:27:41,809 --> 00:27:43,464 You -- 652 00:27:43,490 --> 00:27:45,175 [scoffs] 653 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,826 -I-I'm... I'm sorry. 654 00:27:47,849 --> 00:27:49,849 -[clicks tongue] I'm sure you are. 655 00:27:51,150 --> 00:27:53,865 [hisses through teeth] Hoo, man! 656 00:27:53,890 --> 00:27:57,070 This is all sorts of embarrassing, huh? 657 00:27:57,099 --> 00:27:59,159 So, you gonna shoot me, or what? 658 00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:03,480 -What would you do if I abstracted tomorrow? 659 00:28:06,890 --> 00:28:08,130 -I'd move on. 660 00:28:09,670 --> 00:28:11,843 And probably forget about you. 661 00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:15,799 -Okay. 662 00:28:18,079 --> 00:28:19,099 Okay. 663 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,090 I understand. 664 00:28:27,059 --> 00:28:28,405 -[scoffs] [chuckles bitterly] 665 00:28:28,430 --> 00:28:32,039 Geez, you really can't take a joke, can you? 666 00:28:34,690 --> 00:28:36,625 -[exclaims] -[grunts] 667 00:28:36,650 --> 00:28:38,886 -You're not the funny one! 668 00:28:38,910 --> 00:28:40,855 -Uh, I don't think that counts. 669 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,306 -[hollers] -[grunts] 670 00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:44,129 -[growling] -[choking] 671 00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:47,665 Hey, what are you doing?! 672 00:28:47,690 --> 00:28:49,125 -[grunting] -Guh. 673 00:28:49,150 --> 00:28:50,615 Agh! -[panting] 674 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,800 -Guh! -[chomps] 675 00:28:53,670 --> 00:28:55,416 -Fight back! -Are you crazy?! 676 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,865 -I said, fight back! 677 00:28:56,890 --> 00:28:58,890 [both grunting, hollering] 678 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:01,990 -Stop! 679 00:29:02,019 --> 00:29:03,930 [both panting] 680 00:29:06,289 --> 00:29:07,635 What's wrong with you?! 681 00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:09,946 -Why didn't you fight back? -Oh, here we go. 682 00:29:09,970 --> 00:29:11,175 Here we go! 683 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:15,026 Because I didn't fight back, that means I secretly care about you?! 684 00:29:15,049 --> 00:29:18,056 I'm just a misunderstood little chicken fetus in an egg 685 00:29:18,079 --> 00:29:19,465 that needs to be cracked open. 686 00:29:19,490 --> 00:29:21,915 Well, I am not! 687 00:29:21,940 --> 00:29:23,375 I do not care about you, 688 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,406 or anyone else in this circus in the slightest! 689 00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:28,776 End of story! 690 00:29:28,799 --> 00:29:31,336 You are my playthings, 691 00:29:31,359 --> 00:29:35,805 and I get joy out of making you suffer. 692 00:29:35,829 --> 00:29:39,145 I'm the one who causes pain for fun! 693 00:29:39,170 --> 00:29:40,885 If I led you on, 694 00:29:40,910 --> 00:29:44,300 it was just to make this part hurt you more. 695 00:29:46,630 --> 00:29:47,630 [BOINK!] 696 00:29:49,359 --> 00:29:50,359 [DOINK!] 697 00:29:51,380 --> 00:29:53,196 [panting] 698 00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:55,220 There's nothing more to me. 699 00:29:56,430 --> 00:30:00,000 So, please, just stop looking. 700 00:30:06,740 --> 00:30:09,740 [upbeat fanfare plays] 701 00:30:09,765 --> 00:30:16,580 ♪♪ 702 00:30:16,604 --> 00:30:18,595 ♪♪ 703 00:30:18,619 --> 00:30:20,055 [both grunt softly] 704 00:30:20,079 --> 00:30:22,346 -Hey, I -- I feel like, uh -- -I-I have something I -- 705 00:30:22,369 --> 00:30:24,159 You can speak first. -No, you go. 706 00:30:25,509 --> 00:30:27,625 Let's talk after the show. 707 00:30:27,650 --> 00:30:29,765 -Yeah, sounds good. 708 00:30:29,789 --> 00:30:35,556 ♪♪ 709 00:30:35,579 --> 00:30:37,429 ♪♪ 710 00:30:37,454 --> 00:30:40,220 [overlapping chatter] 711 00:30:45,457 --> 00:30:48,457 [cheers and applause] 712 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:52,226 -[Caine]: Ladies and gentlemen, 713 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:56,736 it's time for the Favorite Character Awards! 714 00:30:56,759 --> 00:30:59,256 Before anything starts, I'd like to thank... 715 00:30:59,279 --> 00:31:00,645 [deep voice] THE COMMITTEE... 716 00:31:00,670 --> 00:31:02,016 [normal voice] for examining our nominees 717 00:31:02,039 --> 00:31:03,655 and voting on our winners. 718 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,276 -[Committee Members]: We love you, Caine! 719 00:31:05,299 --> 00:31:07,635 -Sh- Shut up. -[Committee Member]: Okay... 720 00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:09,216 -[Caine]: But what's an award show 721 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,599 without honorable mentions and subcategories? 722 00:31:12,625 --> 00:31:14,928 That's right -- it's bad! 723 00:31:14,952 --> 00:31:17,004 [muffled] Unlike my show, which is good. 724 00:31:17,029 --> 00:31:20,029 [muffled music continues] 725 00:31:20,054 --> 00:31:21,566 ♪♪ 726 00:31:21,589 --> 00:31:23,435 -[panting] 727 00:31:23,460 --> 00:31:25,436 [heartbeat thudding] 728 00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:27,809 [muffled music fades] [high-pitched ringing] 729 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:34,745 [sighs] 730 00:31:34,769 --> 00:31:36,766 [muffled music fades in] [ringing fades out] 731 00:31:36,789 --> 00:31:39,880 ♪♪ 732 00:31:39,905 --> 00:31:42,185 God, you look stupid. 733 00:31:42,210 --> 00:31:44,206 [toilet flushes] 734 00:31:44,230 --> 00:31:46,651 ♪♪ 735 00:31:46,675 --> 00:31:47,175 -[Disappearing Guy]: So-- 736 00:31:48,970 --> 00:31:53,415 -And the award for Biggest Sailor Mouth goes to... 737 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:54,615 Zooble! 738 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,616 [cheers and applause] -[Zooble]: Huh? 739 00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:03,640 ♪♪ 740 00:32:03,663 --> 00:32:05,497 ♪♪ 741 00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:13,915 -Alright, folks, it's now the moment you've all been waiting for... 742 00:32:13,940 --> 00:32:17,566 the award for Favorite Character! 743 00:32:17,589 --> 00:32:20,385 Bubble, give me a drum roll. [drum roll plays] 744 00:32:20,410 --> 00:32:24,880 -And the award for Favorite Character goes to... 745 00:32:25,779 --> 00:32:26,819 Why... 746 00:32:26,849 --> 00:32:28,990 it's me, everyone! 747 00:32:33,390 --> 00:32:36,406 Oh, wait, I misread that. 748 00:32:36,430 --> 00:32:37,716 It's Ming. 749 00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:42,835 ♪♪ 750 00:32:42,859 --> 00:32:45,336 -[Ming]: You shouldn't have assumed you won the award. 751 00:32:45,359 --> 00:32:47,359 Now we both look foolish. 752 00:32:51,682 --> 00:32:54,605 [upbeat jazzy music plays] 753 00:32:54,630 --> 00:33:01,630 ♪♪ 754 00:33:01,653 --> 00:33:08,653 ♪♪ 755 00:33:08,678 --> 00:33:16,503 ♪♪ 756 00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:18,316 [Captioned by Foulweather Studios] 757 00:33:18,339 --> 00:33:25,339 ♪♪ 758 00:33:25,364 --> 00:33:32,355 ♪♪ 759 00:33:40,662 --> 00:33:42,925 -Alrighty. 760 00:33:42,950 --> 00:33:46,336 Now, let's see how many of them voted for me. 761 00:33:49,989 --> 00:33:51,000 Heh. 762 00:33:51,026 --> 00:33:52,173 [glitched feedback blares]