Summa cum laude! Congratulations!
Give my regards to the Minister.
The next candidate is Davide Di Rienzo!
This is killing me.
Good morning, I don't see your dad.
Dad's at work. He's in the operating room.
I understand. After all, he's the best.
- Give him my regards. Your father is an outstanding doctor. - Alright.
He's competent, passionate, devoted to his patients and to research.
Yes, no one measures up to him.
- Shall we start? - Yes. This is my thesis.
- What the...! - Excuse me!
- What are you doing? Are you touching me? - I didn't do it on purpose.
Get a roll of paper towels!
- Yes, a roll of paper towels! - Give me a roll!
The roll is blocked!
- What are you doing? - Give me another roll!
It's blocked! What shall I do?
The roll's finished.
- Excuse me, I lost an eyeglass. - Where can it be? I'll look for it.
Get out of here! Now!
Excuse me, Mr. Chairman.
Problem solved.
Anyway...
even 109 cum laude would be fine for me.
How embarrassing.
You got 68 and you want to hang it over the fireplace?
You should put it inside the fireplace.
Dad, I got performance anxiety. They started talking about you.
I get anxious...
Get that gum out of your mouth.
Hey, don't spit it out on my desk!
Don't put it back in your mouth! What are you doing?
It just fell on the floor! Get that gum out of your mouth! Spit it out!
How disgusting! How disgusting! Stop it! Enough!
For goodness' sake! How disgusting!
An anxious doctor gets things wrong.
He then ends up prescribing 20 drugs for one illness.
- A great doctor prescribes one drug and solves 20 illnesses. - Oh, dad...
The Di Rienzo's are renowned in the field of Medicine, since the 19th Century.
After achieving 68, you'd better choose another job.
So, what do you want to do?
Dad, I want to help other people.
Well, if you want to help other people...
you can work as a volunteer for charities.
In the meantime, I'll see if I can get you a good job.
Are you happy?
Excuse me, but I have to call the Minister for Health now.
Dad, I'm going to be a great doctor.
10:00 a.m. — FIRST DAY OF WORK
Good morning. I'm the new medical intern.
The doctor's late. A patient is waiting inside.
What should I do? It's my patient zero.
I'm having my break now. I'll send you two coffees so you can gain some time.
- Thank you. - And remove the price tag.
Hello.
Did the old man retire?
Uhm, yes. I mean, I'm the new intern.
- Oh, good. Make room for the youth! - Thank you.
How are you?
I'm fine! It's my wife who's paranoid.
I have a slight pain in my arm, but this is what she does...
- Is that what your wife does? - No, I'm doing it now...
What do you mean now?
- Doctor! Doctor, I can't breathe! - You can't breathe?
My arm feels tense... My chest hurts. It's a heart attack!
No, it doesn't seem like one.
- What do you mean? It's a heart attack. - No, no. Calm down. Breathe.
- Oh, my God. Doctor... - I'll get you some... aloe Vera.
- Hey, I don't have a sunburn! - Calm down.
- What are you taking about? What's that? - A tranquilizer.
You want to give me a tranquilizer for a heart attack?
It's not for you, it's for me. I get anxious. Calm down.
You don't know how to handle this! Call someone!
- Yes, call your wife. - My wife? Is she a doctor?
Yes, your wife was saying...
I'm the one in pain, not my wife! Call...
- Let's call the... - Call 911!
- Great idea! - Yeah, great idea. 911.
Oh, my goodness.
- My goodness. - Hello?
Hello? Hello? Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance!
One ambulance is enough, right?
Do you want half of it? Are you ordering pizza? One!
One! One! One is enough!
So... We're at a doctor's office. Someone's having a heart attack.
What? You're at a doctor's office? Then call a doctor.
Yes, no, I am a doctor, but I'm a medical intern.
Can you...? Yes. Yes. Yes. Exactly! Exactly!
Make it short!
Perfect! Alright, alright... I'll put you on speakerphone.
- On speakerphone. - The red button! The red button!
You need to switch on the defibrillator.
There's one in every doctor's office. Find it.
- The defib... - Defibrillator!
- The defibrillator! - It's over there!
- Defibrillator. - Oh, my goodness.
Alright, relax.
Can you come over here?
What the hell are you saying? Come here!
No, no, I'll bring it. Alright. Calm down. Calm down.
Oh my God!
Alright. Don't move. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down.
Don't move. Don't move. Keep calm.
Are you ironing my jacket?
- So... It's switched on. - Doctor! Doctor!
Tell my wife
that I've always...
- Looked for her? - Loved her.
You didn't get this right either.
Hello? Did you switch it on?
It just went dead.
Turn it on!
- It just went dead. - Turn it on!
It just went dead! He's gone!
I felt ashamed for what had happened.
So, I followed dad's advice,
and started working as a volunteer for charity, while waiting for a job.
Thanks.
- How many are there? - About 150.
16 years later, I'm still here.
Brother...
The girl in the car is Irene, my girlfriend.
She says that I consider love an insurance: it lasts one year.
- Hey, man. - Dude! - Everything alright?
You won the championship thanks to us foreigners, huh?
You need to be humble. We destroyed everyone.
Hey...
Are you an immigrant, too?
No, I'm going camping. I'm travelling to Croatia.
I'm driving all the way to Croatia.
Once we get to the border, we get on our bikes.
She decided to travel by bike
for 1.800 Kilometers from coast to coast.
- On the way back? - You think we'll come back alive?
Cool, dude!
All in all, it's not a bad life.
What hurts is being compared to my siblings.
Renzo is a lawyer.
He has a perfect wife, who studied diction for 12 years,
and his two kids seem like the ones you see on ads.
The "Clumsy Cookies" taste good!
And they're also light and nutritious.
- What's the matter? - I'll take the girl to the bathroom.
Oh, right. There's two of you.
Come, darling.
Be as quick as light, we need to catch a flight.
Excuse me, madame. You're going to Rimini with your skis in August?
I'm going skiing in Switzerland after the conference.
Oh, wonderful! Wonderful!
I saw you on TV yesterday. Actually... could I have your autograph?
Gladly.
Isabella is a psychologist.
She's an expert in the field of adolescence,
and she unsurprisingly raised the ideal son by herself.
Now he's studying at Harvard.
Filippo is top of the class.
- I don't believe you... - Yes!
We never see each other. Only on holy days of obligation.
Obliged by my father.
Thank goodness he didn't take after Uncle Davide.
Filippo is a football captain.
Filippo won the "Yearly Friend Award".
Attention everyone! We have a nice scroll for Uncle Davide tonight.
- For me? - Yes!
My goodness!
Let's see! Let's see!
The Black Sheep of the Family!
- How sweet! - If I'm a black sheep, you're a sly one!
What? How dare you say that to my sister?
- You're a buttoned-up swine! - Are you asking for it?
As long as the buttons don't pop off or you'll kill the family!
Silence! Stop it!
We have always quarreled, until...
Did you get the soya beans and the goji berries?
- Not yet. I'm on the phone. -I knew it, so I got them.
Mom?
Why are you crying?
Your father passed away.
What a tragedy...
Dramatic...
That's terrible...
It's a catastrophe.
We have to cancel our flight to the Maldives!
I'm sorry.
EVEN IN THE BEST OF FAMILIES
Wow... My big-nosed brother's here, too.
Mom, why are you crying?
You're supposed to cry at funerals, honey.
What a beautiful ceremony.
- I'll carry dad's coffin. - No, why? They can handle it. Wait.
We're his sons. Why leave it to some strangers?
Excuse me? Excuse me?
Excuse me.
You think it's dad? It's me. Excuse me. He's my father.
Hey? Hey? Be careful.
Dad...
I'm so sorry. Your father was a great man.
He was average.
A great example. I always wanted to be like him.
Always willing to help everyone.
- My father... - Instead, I got everything wrong.
Don't worry. He wasn't that sympathetic after all.
I was wrong, I was ungenerous. Instead, your father was incredibly generous.
- Dad... - "I need some money."
He needed no second bidding.
In fact, he'd say no the first time around, my father wasn't...
He was always so positive in life... I wasn't. I was wrong.
Dad was... sad and ungenerous.
So, what did I get wrong?
You got the wrong funeral. Apparently, you don't know my dad.
What a shame...
Here she is. Filomena.
How is she, Filomé?
She was traumatized, the doctor gave her a papaverine.
Stay close to her.
- May 1? - Mmh.
She's traumatized. I gave her a tranquilizer.
Make sure you stay close to her.
- Thank you, doctor. - Thank you, doctor.
Thank you, Filome.
You wanted to go on holiday, even though mom's unwell? You traumatized her!
- No, you traumatized her! - Me? You did!
- Dad looked like a zombie in his coffin! - Guys!
Mom is giving up on life! We already buried dad!
Do you want us to bu... bu...
- Bury! - Bury mom?
Yeah, great! Is this what you call optimism? You big nose!
- Me? Big nose? You're a blockhead! - Guys!
You empty-headed moron!
Renzo! Let the psychologist speak! Not your sister.
When you face a loss, you need to be comforted.
- I'm going to see how my mother is. - Go check on mom.
- Blockhead! - Big nose.
This isn't a big nose. It's a French nose.
You can ski on that nose.
Where did you get that shirt? In the savannah?
You can go on a skiing holiday.
Did you get it hanging from a Liana?
You donut blockhead...
What kind of father are you?
You even promised the kids you'd take them surfing.
Besides, couldn't your lazybones brother stay here?
Oh no, I forgot! You allow your family to trample over you like an amoeba!
Or rather, you're a piece of amoeba!
Honey... Everything alright?
- Dad, can I ask you a question? - Of course. Sit down.
What will happen when you die?
Honey, you go to paradise.
You get to know new people.
You meet people you already knew.
- And there are lots of angels... - No, you didn't get it.
What will happen when you die?
To whom will you leave your money, houses, and estates? To whom?
I'll let you know.
You know I'll get ill here because I have a lot of allergies.
I'm allergic to animal fat, dairy products, egg plants, capers.
All those things that end up on the table in Sicily.
You know what you should do?
A piece of advice: take some "life allergy tests".
In fact, the only peculiar value of the tests was you!
Besides, I'm tired of your lifestyle.
Can I say something?
I'm also a bit tired with some of your behaviors.
When something happens to you, everyone has to keep quiet.
When something happens to me, never mind.
I mean, you make me eat the craziest stuff.
You made me eat seitan Pastiera! Peppered tofu!
You made me eat linseed for breakfast!
Two Kilos of linseed!
I ran to the bathroom and shat a linen shirt with all the buttons!
Do you realize that? Did I complain? No. Did I complain? No.
I quietly went to the bathroom, without saying a word.
The insurance is overdue.
Can you hear me?
Yes. Yes, I hear you now. I'd like to talk to Filippo.
I'm his mother. Yes.
Can you guys feel the waves splashing?
Can you feel it?
Renzo! Careful!
The wave is coming! The wave is coming! Down!
Come here. Let's take a selfie. Come here. Come here.
Or rather... let's take a "surfie".
Good thing she lasted beyond the new year...
This one is gone, too. Aren't you happy?
Since you traumatized mom, we have to surf on the lawn.
Right now, we should have been in a luxury 5-star resort, 1st class!
The Pope goes there on holiday, too!
What's this place called? The "Jesus Resort"?
Wow! What a funny crack!
How about you joking around about "surfies™?
- They were laughing. - Laughing at you.
I can afford traveling to these places because I work my ass off.
Unlike you, you don't work and still get by with mommy's pocket money.
It's not pocket money. It's the rent of the villa.
It was Davide's idea to turn it into a B&B.
Wow! What an effort! You do everything online! How strenuous!
You want the truth? He's immature.
Oh, I'm immature? You're immature!
- Understood? - What are you talking about?
The truth? You don't care about dad. You only care about your holidays.
Davide's right.
- Are you kiddin'? - Guys, mom's here! Mom's here.
Hi, mom.
- We need to stay with mom. - We need to stay with mom.
- Do you think I don't care about dad? - Shut up.
How dare you?
Come on, mom! You need to react!
I know how you feel.
Dad wants you to be happy.
You could travel somewhere.
Go to Maldives, or on a cruise.
A nice cruise, you sit there and do nothing.
Mom, think of things that make you happy.
Mom, according to a study, life starts at 70 today.
70, understand?
THREE DAYS LATER
I'm happy you came.
It's beautiful.
Like when you were children.
Listen, I thank you for having stayed here.
- Sacrificing your holidays. - No...
I was terribly upset.
The evening dad died, I went up the cliffs and wanted to jump down.
- Mom... - But...
But there was a man at the cliffs, and he stopped me from doing so.
I thought it was my guardian angel. Instead it was Angelo Cederna.
- Angelo Cederna? - Who's he?
- Dunno. - We used to go to school together.
We even went out for some time.
Do you realize that? A miracle!
I was on the cliff of death, and love reignited.
- We're getting married on Sunday. - What did you say?
I didn't understand...
It's all thanks to you.
Your words penetrated my heart.
"Life starts at 70."
"Dad wants you to be happy.”
"Think of things that make you happy.”
Mom, we said these things because you were unwell...
Mom, what are you talking about?
- It's dad! - It's dad!
It's him.
Guys, I have to tell you.
I love him.
No.
- Hello? - No...
Darling...
What a disaster.
The bill, gentlemen.
- How much is it? - 580.
Dude, one grief at a time.
This guy wants mom's money. I called the banks. He has nothing.
No bank account, no house, no residence! He lives on a boat!
I called my volunteer friends and they gave me some terrible news.
He steals the funds destined to African children.
- They forced him to resign. - Absurd.
The psychologists living in the area say: no family, no children, no companion.
- A kind of hippie, who still smokes pot. - What a wretch.
Let me tell you: our mother is about to marry a pothead hippie,
who steals money from African children!
- Exactly! - Yes!
- Let me tell you... - What?
If my mom had jumped off the cliffs,
she would have had the chance to save herself!
Well said!
I knew I'd find you under the tree house.
Do you want to see my wedding favors?
- You already have them, mom? - Angelo does things quickly!
Fantastic.
See? It's the catering with the menu. Excuse me. Mr. Isecuzzi, hello!
Let me tell you something now. This wedding must not take place.
Let's meet him.
Here it is. It must be this one.
WOODSTOCK & SALTED COD
What are you waiting for? Get on board!
Let's go.
Love is like the sea: it gives and expects nothing in return.
Sea flavors!
Almost alive and kicking!
Just when we're about to eat. Who is it?
Hey, my dear friend! Yes, 32 Kilos of giant red shrimp from Mazara del Vallo!
A seller... Go on, eat!
- Did you want to ask me something? - We wanted to talk about the wedding.
Yes, right. I'd like a Malawi-style wedding.
The bride only gets dressed in the evening.
- And runs around naked for the rest of the day? - In Malawi...
She'll get ill. She's my mother. Excuse me. Naked the whole day long?
Well, the ceremony takes place, then everyone gets on board and we're off!
Yeah, sure! With mom running around naked!
Well?
We're totally against this!
Guys, why are you so worried? Your mother isn't a naive little girl.
Enough bullshit! I'll do the talking!
All you want is her money! You can fool my mother, but not me. No.
We're four lawyers in my law firm,
so you'll have four cats clinging to your balls for the rest of your life.
Unless you tell us how much you want to disappear.
We may then eventually find an agreement,
but the four cats will keep on clinging on you.
All four of them.
You're so damn cool.
Sit down.
Listen...
I... wasn't afraid of the pirates.
- Of the Tutsis. - Yes.
- Of Isis, Ménghistu, the Marines... - Yes.
Do you really think three assholes can scare me off?
We're not giving up! Remember that!
Enjoy your bath and the good company!
What company?
Ohh! A jellyfish! Take it off!
- A jellyfish? - The sea jellyfish!
- Do mountain jellyfish exist, too? - I'm scared!
- Answer the phone! - I'll drop the phone!
- Get that jellyfish off me! - Go away!
You gave the jellyfish to me!
Let me answer! Hello?
- Mom! - Mom!
- Yes, everything's fine. - It won't let go!
Shut up! Mom is trying on her wedding dress!
No!
This dress is wonderful. You look really awesome.
I don't... Maybe I shouldn't wear white at my age. It makes me feel naked.
Naked?
Yes, it's as if everyone could see what I feel.
Well, the way you feel seems very clear to me. Try this one on, too.
Good morning. Good morning.
Excuse me, could you leave us alone for a minute?
Of course.
How do I look?
You're beautiful.
But we need to talk to you.
Uh, yes. We're totally against this wedding.
Yes.
Apart from the fact it's not considerate to tell me this right now,
may I know why?
Mom, because you're engaged to a junkie.
Oh, come on! A lot of fuss about a couple of joints?
Even Isa and Renzo smoked them secretly.
- In fact, I shouldn't have. -You should have called me.
- No, I shouldn't have set a bad example. - But that's not the point. - No.
You just buried dad!
Mom, you can't go from a crown of flowers to a bouquet in a couple of days!
You even upset the florist! He's confused!
Mom, you need to honor people's memories!
Especially the memory of a man,
who dedicated his entire life to his patients and family!
- To research! - To university.
To whores!
Guys, I always tried to protect you, but it's enough now.
Your father constantly cheated on me.
Nurses, doctors, patients, a Health Minister...
A Health Minister?
They say they're harmless, instead they harmed dad.
I led a very sad life with your father.
I told you I wanted to jump off the cliffs, but it wasn't last Saturday.
It was many years ago.
Since then, I've been going out with Angelo, who has been loving me...
secretly.
So now I want to be loved in broad daylight.
If you don't believe me, read the letters in the chest, in the basement.
Mystery solved: the wedding is ready
because they've been planning it for years.
- That's not possible. - What if those letters really exist?
I can't imagine all this...
Come on. Read the letters.
This one.
Hey, this is an old football pools coupon!
F-F-D-F-F-F...
It's not a football coupon. It's your primary school report card.
Damn, that's why there's not even one tie...
- For Christ's sake! - A letter from the Minister!
It's disgraceful! Look what your father did!
- My father? Your father! - My father? When he messes up, he's my father.
- When he does good things, he's our father! - He betrayed my mother!
My mom!
Our mother!
How can we tell her not to get married?
Oh! Dearest Simona! Thank you for being here and sharing this joyful day with us.
Hi, Simona!
|l love weddings! l go crazy for other people's misfortune.
You know, Uncle Toni says that this wedding is obscene.
But he shouldn't talk, his wife is 20 years younger than him,
and cheats on him from dawn to dusk!
- A bit vitriolic... - A bit vitriolic?
If she spits on the ground, she'll crack the earth.
Children!
Have you heard about Rosalia?
She lost her job, got a yeast infection
and is going out with a member of the Mafia!
She's bringing her Picciriddu here!
- Picciriddu? - He's coming to the wedding?
Are you kiddin'? He's a Mafia mobster! No, no! Guys, stop kiddin' me.
You used to play soccer with Picciriddu, right?
No, I don't want anything to do with him. I'm sorry.
- Oh, come on. - I'm gonna get out of here.
- Oh, come on! - I don't want to see him!
- Hey! Renzo! - How are you doin'?
Little Renzo, it's been a while, huh? A lifetime! I'm so pleased to see ya!
Excuse me, Simona. Stop taking pictures.
We were always together! They used to call us "the twins"!
Remember all that cheering! Do ya remember it?
My friend, how could I possibly forget?
Such a great goal! We scored! Such a great goal!
We scored! Such a great goal!
Do you remember?
I remember.
Jeez, guys...
Oh, the catering man.
Excuse me, who's paying the bill?
Excuse me, lower your voice for a start. These are my brothers. So?
That makes 90.000 Euros.
- What? -90.000 Euros?
Yes. The tuna fish alone costs 37.000 Euros!
It only swims through Sicily's Sea once!
What is it? A swimming Lamborghini?
Anyway, who's going to pay this?
- The groom! - The groom told me to ask you!
- Where is he? - In your father's office.
In dad's office? I'm gonna smash his face!
According to tradition, the bride's relatives are in charge of the lunch.
Yes, but 32 Kilos of giant red shrimp of Mazara del Vallo...
What idiots! I asked for "poor fish"!
But if we pay it, we'll end up being the "poor ones"!
I mean, if we pay it, we will be the fools.
- No, no! I would love to pay. - Oh, that's good news.
- But I don't have the money. - That's bad news.
Why don't you give them a cheque, using the money you'll steal from our mother?
Why don't you pay by selling your fishing boat?
Why, why, why! I know why! I don't want anything from you!
I'll ask my brother for a loan.
A loan from his brother...
Cop! Remember when dad used to say, "Never forget family"?
I need a loan because Lina's kids are three ginormous dickheads!
Hey, how dare you?
Bring your cheque book and I'll explain everything to you.
Are you happy now? You bunch of pinch pennies!
- You despicable boor! How dare you? - How dare you? Here!
- Dad's pipe! - No!
Hey! Dude!
- What a pity! - He broke it!
Dad was so fond of it! It's broken!
President Pertini gave it to him. What a pity.
He's dead.
Of course he is! Pertini died ages ago!
No...
- He's dead. - What are you talking about?
- He's not breathing. - You're a doctor!
I know he's dead because I am a doctor!
- Give him a cardiac massage! - He's dead! Dead!
Don't leave your fingerprints! Stop!
- He's really dead! - Guys!
Just a minute. Let's reason.
Reason about what? He's dead.
We have a wedding.
A groom.
A dead body.
So? Are we gonna celebrate a funeral instead of a wedding?
You know what? The three of us are going to jail!
There's a dead body, we're here, we left fingerprints on the murder weapon
and there's a motive: the inheritance.
There's even a witness: our mother knows we're against this wedding!
And you kept on telling everyone, "I'll smash your head!"
Too much evidence.
You know how long this trial could last? At least five years.
And no one's gonna want an accused lawyer to defend them!
And no one will want to see a psychologist charged with murder!
Who wants to see a doctor with two deaths on his conscience?
- No one ever came to see you anyway. - Come on!
Come on, Renzo! Think of something! You're a lawyer!
Are you a lawyer or not? Rack your brains and come up with something!
Your huge blockhead is useless!
You think I'm a blockhead? Yes, yes, yes...
We'll take him down to his boat and sink it,
so everyone will think he ran away from the wedding!
- Is that what you devised? - Yes. What do you think?
- Well played! - Right?
You're hopeless.
Inside your huge blockhead,
your neurons keep on wandering about and can't find a parking place.
You can't come up with one good idea! What would dad say?
Dad would have called the police because he was an honest man, not like you!
Sure, call the police! You have nothing to lose! I have a family!
And I have no intention of seeing my family end up poor!
And I have no intention of seeing Filippo thrown out of Harvard!
You know what he wants to do?
He wants to ruin our lives, so we'll become losers like him!
- Is that what you want to do? - Yes, exactly.
Alright! Yes! I'm a loser! So what does that mean?
That since I'm a loser, I want someone... in such a...
How do we get him on the boat?
Hey, wanna play?
- Come on! Come on! - Wait. I can't carry him by myself.
I can't make it. I can't make it. He's heavy, I can't.
Excuse me!
Did ya see a yellow soccer ball?
Put it down. I'm exhausted.
Huh? No. No, uh... Did you see a yellow soccer ball?
Renzo, Renzo! You surprise me!
If you want to kill in my area, you need to ask me for permission first.
Kill what? What are you talking about?
Come on, everyone knows! A carpet can be carried by one person on his shoulder.
If two or three people need to carry it and they're tired,
even a stupid kid can understand that there's... an earthworm inside.
We wanted to put the earthworm on the boat...
- On the boat. - And then sink the boat. With the earthworm.
The earthworm will go down with the boat.
Ya don't dump earthworms in the sea!
Because the sea, unlike me, is too honest. It washes everything up.
Even things that shouldn't be washed up! And you'll end up being screwed!
You guys are mere dabblers!
- Do I have to teach ya everything? - Sorry.
- Alright, we get it... What shall we do? - Why are you asking me?
Did you forget that you denied me?
Denied you?
Look, let me tell you something, Mr. Picciriddu.
Yesterday, my brother was in front of the mirror,
and he was doing your cheering jingle.
- Yes! - The famous one...
Such a great goal! We scored! Such a great goal! We scored!
Alright. Let's concentrate!
- Do we have the dead body? - Yes!
- Great. Do we have a motive? - Yes.
What we're missing is an alibi... Picciriddu will find one.
So, we have the wedding party, right?
- Yes. - Perfect.
- Do we have guests? - Yes.
We need these people!
We need them...
Because they can automatically become "egg" witnesses.
"Egg" witnesses?
So we have a party, and Durin' the party someone coincidentally arrives
and wants to rob everyone.
How often does that happen at weddings or funerals?
It even happens during First Communions. It's the new trend. Also baby showers.
Someone arrives and... Typical.
And he coincidentally starts shootin' like "craze".
- Like "craze". - Like "crazes".
And coincidentally happens to get killed. Done.
And who gets killed?
What d'ya mean? The guy we need, of course. The earthworm.
But if they do an autopsy, they'll find out he was already dead!
- Oh, shut up! - Why d'ya poke ya nose in this stuff?
If you blow him up with an entire magazine containing 44 shots,
he'll turn into a pasta strainer.
- How disgusting. Excuse me. - Do you want to go to jail?
Let's make it 50 shots and the matter is closed.
50 shots? No problem.
- The extra 2 are on me. - That makes 6.
Math has never been my strong suit.
What about your Italian? "Egg" witnesses.
- Hello? - Hello? Coarse Salt.
It's me. Listen, the earthworm fell off his horse.
The earthworm?
He spoke to the king, and the cardinal told him he needs a treatment,
a Thai massage.
The massage center...
Booking has already been confirmed.
Let's say, 44 boxes of ointment would be enough.
But I decided he needs 50. The extra 2 are on me.
Excuse me. That makes 6.
Exactly.
At your orders.
But it'll take a while, at least four, five hours.
We're at the mine... extracting minerals.
Perfect. Talk to you later.
All sorted. It'll take four, five hours.
Take back the earthworm. We'll shoot him during the ceremony.
Darling! Darling, what are you doing here?
Nothing, my love!
We were just admiring the "Infinite", by Giacomo The Cheetah! Remember?
Excuse me. My love!
- Let's take him back up! His cellphone! - Take it.
Roll it up!
Come on, smile! We just need to wait for our mother's wedding. Smile.
We're waiting for the groom's murder! Alright? And besides, he's already dead.
- Guys! - Mom!
Guys, Angelo has disappeared!
- No! - No!
I talked to him five minutes ago!
Yes, he was wearing an extremely elegant suit...
Oh, come on! He dresses like a tramp!
He was wearing a really fine suit! Not those cheap ones... London style!
My darling got all dressed up for me?
Beautiful!
Why did he tell you? I thought you argued with him.
Why? Why? Why did you argue?
- No, we didn't argue. - We just talked...
We made up peacefully!
- Eternal peace. - We went dead silent.
- Wonderful news. I'll look for my phone, I'll call him right away. - Yes.
I feel so sorry for her.
The phone! The phone!
Damn! He's a leftist?
How misfortunate!
- Excuse me. Renzo? -Yes?
What? Is she blessing us?
No, it means the three of them need to go to the bathroom. You may go.
See you later.
He's going to get shot wearing a London-style suit!
- Do you realize that? - Yes.
- Alright. I have an idea. - I'm already shaking.
I'm going to join the guests.
Not this, not this. He can't wear these because mom will recognize them.
- Mom never throws anything away. How about this one? - Yes.
Well done, Davide. It's a perfect '70's London-style.
- Magnificent. - Look.
I found some more letters.
No, I know enough about dad's dirty things, I don't want to know more.
- Neither do I. Come on. - Come on. Let's dress him.
Do you really have to hem like this?
- No, I just called him, he might come... - Who?
Giorgio Armani. He'll get the crease right.
- What do you care? He's going to get shot 50 times. - Exactly.
- Then I'll tell him not to come. - Who?
- Giorgio Armani. I called him. It's impolite. - Oh, stop it.
-Who is it? - You answer.
It's mom.
"I heard about your suit. I love you".
What are you going to text back?
Something simple.
"I love you, too". Full stop. "Big kiss".
"Text me with one of our nicknames".
- Still using nicknames at their age. - Let's just use one of the usual ones.
- Yes. - Uh, "piglet”, "buffalo girl”, "Miss Piggy", "cow"?
You want to call mom that? It's not a butcher's shop!
- How dare you? - Just saying...
How can that even cross your mind? Then what shall I write?
Something romantic. "I'll whisper it in your ear later..."
Guys, we mustn't make fun of mom.
I'm going to tell her the truth.
Are you kiddin'? We'll all end up in jail! No, no, no.
There's no going back now. We must go on without being afraid.
Hey! Who is it?
- Filomena! - Filomena?
I won't go in there, it brings bad luck.
- Hi! - Hi!
- Who are they? - Ya two "Findish™ babes gotcha room!
What is she going on about?
I don't know. I never understood her, let alone now.
"Rentla"! "Rentla"! Gotcha!
You rented our family house to Hansel and Gretel in August?
I got mixed up. I understood “logu®. I misunderstood the month.
Let's do this. Uh, we'll give you a bigger room. Is that a problem?
No. Yellow room. Or I'll call the police.
- Three minutes and the room is ready. - Thank you.
- I wanted to tell you, darling... - Sure, go ahead.
You're drinking too much. Don't you think so, my love?
What are you talking about? I'm alcohol-free!
- Yeah. Prosit! - Procida!
- "Ad maiora"! - To "Maiora" and Positano!
And Positano...
Dad's puppets...
Remember all the battles we did in Sicilian dialect when we were kids?
- You have to shed blood! - Spew!
- Cuckolded! - I'll kill you!
Don't shout!
Hey, big nose!
That bridge on your nose would solve the problem of the Strait of Messina!
Hey, big nose! If you sneeze, it'll trigger off a weather alert!
Hey, blockhead!
If you stick your head inside the Etna, you'll seal the crater!
No more lava will shoot out anymore!
You salt and pepper blockhead!
I heard there are some hot Finnish chicks here... Freakin' hot!
- Good morning, madame. - Good morning.
- Where shall we put these fireworks? - You need to ask Davide.
Davide! It's Filomena!
- Again? - The pool room is busy!
Davide, the fireworks guy is here!
FIREWORKS
I'll handle it.
Come on!
The Marshal is looking for you!
If he arrests you, I want the exclusive rights.
Dearest Marshall!
Where's Angelo?
Why are you asking us?
- I need to give him something personally. - The catering cheque.
- Yes. - No!
- I said yes. - I said no!
- I said yes! - No! - Fuck!
It's a gift from my brother.
It's important to him, it's a personal matter, it's his wedding gift.
If it's really so important to him, I'll grant it to you.
All the better, so I don't need to lend any money to that junkie.
If you see him, tell him to answer his phone!
Damn pothead...
- He's nuts. - It's dangerous. Let's take him to the basement.
Come on, come on!
Mom brought him here. She doesn't want to see him anymore.
- What's written here is horrifying. - No, please. I don't want to know.
You probably already know. Dad paid for your exam results.
- 16 exams, plus your thesis. - It's the truth.
I never studied. Dad just gave me a little help.
Dad never gave me any little help. Ever.
That's because he thought you were a jerk. But you had some potential.
As to me, instead...
he thought I was a hopeless case.
All I ever wanted was for dad to tell me
"I value you. I value you".
So he's the one
who assigned you to that law firm, run by... what was his name?
- Marino. - Marino? Where was he from?
- From Camerota. - Marino from Camerota?
- Marino from Camerota. - I don't remember.
- Everything's on fire! - We'll end up dead, too!
Hey, hey! Let's go! Let's go!
- Dad's painting! - No!
Hey, Uncle Gaspare! The basement is on fire! Run! Quickly!
The basement's on fire! Hurry up!
Let's run! Let's run!
Fireworks mustn't be kept in wooden cases. You need a metal case.
You know how many people can't escape death?
- Nobody will escape here... - That's what everyone says.
I don't know if that's how they die in other houses,
but no one's escaping here.
Do you have the license?
The license...
- The... - I've lied since...?
No, no. Not "lied since" as in "you lied" or "I lied". The "license".
- Who gave you the license? - The stoker!
- The stoker has it.
- I need the license, and I need it now, or I'll confiscate the case. - No.
- No! - No! I object! I'm a lawyer.
Pursuant to Article 134, paragraph 3, you can't do that.
Attorney, what are you talking about? It's Article 214, paragraph 6.
- What are you talking about? - Confiscate it!
No! Excuse me. I'm a psychologist.
- Yes, I saw you on TV. - Great, thanks.
From a psychological point of view, embezzling other people's objects,
can be very destabilizing and may lead to serious psychosomatic disorders!
Not just that!
Pursuant to Article 98, paragraph 5,
we're dealing with an embezzlement crime, punishable with 1-6 years of imprisonment.
No! No! You're mistaken! It's Article 646, paragraph 1!
- No, paragraph 5. - Paragraph 1!
Paradoxically speaking, you don't know a single article?
Is he a chief fireman or a chief lawyer? You think you're a lawyer?
- I'm getting hot flashes. - Hot flashes?
- Rescue her! - Yes!
Where d'ya think you're going? She's my sister. I'll go get the license.
You dare hitting on her...
Excuse me. Did you see the stoker?
- Did you see the stoker? - No, I'm sorry.
- The stoker? - He's at the stables.
Great.
Me... me...
- Me... me... - I'm burning with passion.
I'm on fire.
I'll extinguish you.
Sounds like a grill party...
Sorry to disturb you...
Could you quickly hand me the license? They've requested it.
- Me... me... me... - Madame, just a second. I'm talking.
If you give me the license, I'll get out of here and you can continue.
What are you doing? You peeping Tom!
No, I'm not! I just need the license! I'm in a hurry! Where is it?
- Get out of here, you slob! - Me a slob?
Me... me... me...
You, too. You, too. Yes. You, too.
- It's in my pocket. Get it. - Okay.
Dude, keep still! Maybe another position would make it easier for me to...
I can't get her on top of my head!
Well, you can get her pregnant, as long as you keep still.
No! No!
Does she always answer back?
Yeah!
Got it! I'm leaving. Thanks!
Hey! Don't tell Picciriddu.
Who? Me? Me... me... me... me...
No, he's looking for the document!
Miss...
Here it is!
Here.
Alright, guys!
- Let's go! - Go, go!
Thank goodness.
This one's done, too.
Guys, we're ruined.
The Marshall called seven times and he just texted, "Answer me".
Then write: "I'm at the hairdressers for a perm.”
- "The blow-dryer is on. Can't talk now". - Wait.
Well done.
He texted back: "Enough bullshit."
"I need to see you or I'll send in a patrol to search the house".
A patrol?
What we need is a video call. So he'll see him and calm down.
How can you make a dead body do a video call?
47 stands for the "talking dead".
- What if he's not able to? - Then 911 will come and get us.
Then let's make him talk, sing, dance...
Shall I arrange a video call?
Yes. It's the only thing we can do. He wants to see him.
In 30 minutes.
- 30 minutes? - Well done.
- Come on. - Let's go.
We need to get organized.
- Hey! - What?
The body! The body!
The body!
I never felt so alive, darling.
- We have the voice messages. - We won't make it in half an hour...
Here. They will save us. The digital natives.
But promise not to tell anyone.
What are we getting in return?
I won't tell mom that you poached a frog the other day.
1000 Euros in cash. Now.
- Alright, I'm off. - Where are you going?
To the ATM. I wasn't expecting this.
Your watch.
- My watch? - Yes, as a warranty.
I love you, dad.
Thank goodness, imagine if you despised me...
Listen, are you ready?
50 Euros.
Withdraw an extra 50 Euros!
Every file contains a sentence. Click here and it starts.
Okay. Here.
I love you! I want to kiss you!
Next one! No! You're a boomer!
- This one! Don't get it wrong! - Oh, okay.
Hi, cop. How are you?
Darling, why are you drinking so much?
Work is stressing me out a bit. I have an important delivery today.
- Anything nice to deliver? - A villain hiding in the north.
Peppuccio darling, I know you. You're not worried about your work.
It's...
it's Renzo.
He pisses me off.
He avoids me, as if I had the plague. Me?
He didn't even introduce me to his wife.
Don't worry. If he didn't do it, I will.
Deborah? Excuse me, can you come here a second?
- Yes. Excuse me. I'll be right back. - Is that her?
Here I am.
"Enchantilly”. Peppuccio Picciriddu, my suspects...
Respects...
Oh. Deborah Branciforti Langotti Brusa De Pamphilis, married name: Di Rienzo.
I seem to recognize ya voice... Is that possible?
Oh! Yes! Yes, maybe you heard it in the podcasts on Shakespeare or Moliere.
- Where did I hear it? - No, Deborah is just being modest.
She's the voice of Google Maps.
Are ya kiddin' me? It's her? Let me hear!
- No... - Let him hear!
- Let me hear! - Let him hear!
- No... - Come on!
At the roundabout, take the 4th exit
and you will have reached your destination in Via Aurelia 29.
It's her! My suspicions were right!
Do me a favor, sweetheart.
Go to the waiter and tell him I asked for some food half an hour ago,
and he still hasn't brought it!
- Who? Scugnomusso? - Yes.
- Alright, my love. Excuse me. - Thanks.
Come here. Come closer. Don't worry.
Listen...
In all these years...
did Renzo ever talk to you about me?
No.
He sometimes told me about a childhood friend,
with whom he played soccer.
He said he was disgusting, a creep, a horrible being.
Apparently, he got in with a bad crowd. May I go now? I'm scared.
Oh, my God, what kind of people does Renzo know?
So then... You pull it here, like this.
And here you need to pull it down.
- Where did you learn how to comb people? - I have a lot of secrets you don't know.
So do l.
- A beautiful beautician! - Very funny.
Hi, cop. How are you?
Oh! You finally answered! You're not dead.
I never felt so alive.
Tell me the truth: did you smoke more joints than usual today?
I say yes!
Always yes! Definitely yes!
And to think that I was worried about you.
- Hi, cop. I love you. I want to kiss you. - No!
Why do you want to kiss me?
Never forget family!
Enough joints! Let me see your eyes!
Take off his glasses.
- Open your eyes! - Renzo!
What a stone headed brother.
Done!
Well done. Well done. What a great job.
What's this music?
No! |I can't believe it!
Look at him! What's he doing?
Who?
He's crazy. Picciriddu.
The wedding hasn't even started and he's already ruining the party!
- Go check it out! - Damn.
How embarrassing...
What'll everyone think of us?
Come, throw it away! Come on!
Make sure you delete all the audio files.
No, no! You can't imagine...
They're lifting Picciriddu with a kind of...
A kind of tow truck-crane...
What's that picture of Filippo?
MOM, CLEAN FOR 52 DAYS!
He's not at Harvard. He's in a rehab center.
No, it's... it's a photomontage.
Filippo is very good in technology application.
Yes, but it says, "Mom, clean for 52 days".
Come on, Isabella, we know that you...
Hey, move your leg, will you? Sitting there like a deadweight...
We know you did it because you didn't want to disappoint dad.
But it's no big deal...
Isa...
You know we love you.
Besides, Filippo is my favorite nephew.
- What about my kids? - What? They are monsters.
Aren't you happy? You got a promotion.
You're not the black sheep of the family anymore.
A family torn apart.
I got a promotion,
but the school collapsed, and the janitor died.
- Don Oronzo's here. - Him too? Hey!
- He has to bless the house! - He'll bring us some holy water.
Holy water? Considering all this mess, we need guns and hydrants full of holy water!
We must get him out of here.
He'll go all around the house. What shall we do?
We need to get him out of here! Think, blockhead!
- Where shall we take him? - To the cursed hill!
Someone got killed there, $0 no one goes there.
You don't have a blockhead, but a GPS!
See? If it weren't for blockhead...
- Ready? - Ready.
- Grab him. One... - Hey!
One!
I say "one", but then you have to grab him.
How will you take him there?
Well, I found out where to take him,
you try to come up with something on how to take him there.
Davide!
Come. Come. Come.
Come, come.
Come. That's it.
Look.
The air is wonderful up here.
It really shows you the meaning of life. Right, Renzo?
It's beautiful. So poetic.
- It must be a seagull... - A seagull that had a heavy meal...?
No, it's not a seagull. It's a walrus.
What are you doing here?
I came here to drink.
- So I can forget... - Picciriddu, we're in a hurry.
"This solitary hill has always been dear to me"...
Where my great grandfather carried out his first murder.
Murder... Oh.
Go away. We need to talk business.
Do you do business with the Mafia, too?
No. Uh, I don't think it's the case. Forget it.
I think it is!
-So? So? - Hey! Hey! Hey!
Picciriddu, what are you doing?
Don't worry, Davide. He's not a Mafia mobster.
He repented.
- Repented...? - He repented of his feelings.
The ones he used to have for me.
What are you talking about?
We used to have a great understanding. Inside and outside of the football field.
- But one day, your father discovered us. - Oh.
He was reserved and obtuse.
One of those guys who think: "Better a dead son than guys like us”.
Us who? What are you talking about? He's out of his mind.
So he had a word with Renzo and told him: "If you leave him,"
"you'll have everything you need for the rest of your life!”
So Renzo listened to his father.
From then on, he started avoiding me.
As if I had the plague.
What do you want from me? What do you want?
Answer a question I asked you 23 years, 5 months and 1 day ago.
Excuse me, that was ages ago...
Do you also...
always think of me?
No, Peppo. I'm sorry. I love my wife.
I'm aware that there might have been a tense moment,
but one must never confuse love with work.
So I'd like to ask you whether we can continue the work you were carrying out.
I mean, can you kill the dead man again, as we agreed?
- Can you handle that? - Of course.
Ya see, Davide... I'm a very serious professional.
This is the brother-in-law I've always wanted.
Hey, the wheelchair! It disappeared!
You shouldn't have talked to him! That just got you distracted!
Peppo is exaggerating, nothing happened.
Telling me? What the fuck do I care? I know how relationships are.
Same thing with me and Irene. I even left her a message.
- What did you write? - If she could renew my insurance.
He either ended up in the sea or down the hill.
If they find him, they'll call the police and we're screwed.
No. If they had found him, they'd already have called us.
- The police? - It's mom.
What does she want?
Davide, I want you to come to the beach in half an hour.
Alright, mom.
- She wants to see us. - See? We're screwed: they found the body.
Let's stop, my legs are aching.
Yes. Here, let me help you. Renzo. We're screwed.
- Remember what dad used to say? - Dad talked bullshit.
Everyone likes Neapolitan sfogliatelle.
Some prefer shortcrust pastry, others puff pastry.
Some people like all three of them.
A visionary. A luminary.
Dad's umpteenth piece of bullshit. Besides, it doesn't add up.
There are two types of sfogliatelle, shortcrust pastry and puff pastry.
Not three.
I mean, a "standard sfogliatella" don't exist. Understand?
Oh, there you are!
So what am I? A shortcrust, puff or standard sfogliatella?
What are you doing here?
Excuse me, but there are only two types of sfogliatella.
- Shortcrust or puff pastry... - Davide!
Anyway, one thing's for sure!
- Is she going to the bathroom by herself? - No! Renzo can go fuck himself!
Wait a second...
Hypocrisy is the only thing I can't tolerate!
You smooth-tongued rat! You filthy usurper!
- I prefer savory food... - Do I have to meet mom by myself now?
What can I do? Can't you see how nervous she is?
Wait a moment! Damn. You misunderstood.
Mom? Mom, what's the matter?
- What is it? - I'm worried about Angelo.
No one saw him and he's not answering his phone. Do you know where he is?
He got lost, mom. He's not here. I'll check the hills.
I don't know whether this wedding will take place.
But if it will, I'm getting married by myself! Even you guys disappeared!
I know you didn't make up with Angelo.
Why not? He's a good man, he spent a lifetime helping the African people.
He spent all the funds destined for Africa!
He has no family, no relatives! He will eat up all your money! Understand?
Don't say that about your father!
What did you say?
I'm talking about Cederna. You said, "your father".
Well, I got it wrong!
It happens when you're 72! Excuse me. I have to join the guests.
Mom? Mom?
Mom?
He...
He has no children or family because he's with me.
That thing on the cliffs happened 43 years and 9 months ago.
Darling, a woman can feel certain things and...
And does them!
And you're very similar, you both share a passion for voluntary work.
Mom, there are 6 million volunteers!
How can I possibly be the only one who involuntarily has a father?
Besides, you both have the same birthmark on your right calf.
I've been asking myself whether I should have told you, ever since you were 18...
Forgive me.
Davide sent me his position, but maybe the device got it wrong.
Let me see. Yes! It's here, on the left! Come!
These things aren't always precise...
I don't want you to be my father! Understand?
I don't want you to be my father or my mom's husband!
I don't want you to be my mother's husband! I don't want you!
Hey, listen... Did I already get married?
You're not feeling well?
We're almost there...
Excuse me, do you know whether I already got married?
What a fragile family...
Darling! I can't remember a thing!
Not even how I could have possibly dressed up as a clown!
I just have a few flashes...
The bride's relatives.
I was discussing the catering.
I don't want anything from you!
Then everything went black. Completely black.
- No, it's a kind of apparent death... - Apparent death!
- It also happened in... - In Mexico! - Exactly.
Apparent death has nothing to do with this.
We were peacefully talking about the catering.
Yes, go on. I can't remember a thing.
I've decided: I'll pay for the catering.
- No! No, no, no! - No way! Are you joking?
Excuse me, Mr. Cederna, but we'll pay for the catering
because it's our mother's wedding gift.
Absolutely. Don't upset us.
Anyway, it's just 32 Kilos of red prawns.
But they're from Mazara!
Well then, we might as well get some Canadian lobster!
- And how will they get here? - By plane!
Have they been shock frozen?
After 10 hours in the plane, they'll definitely be quite shocked.
But they'll recover!
Then let's get them! I'll pay for them, too!
No! No! No!
-Yes! I insist! - Are you kiddin'?
- Don't embarrass us! - Don't upset us!
No, I'm sorry!
- No, no, no! - No way!
- No, it's out of the question! - Do you want to fight over it?
Actually, you know what? I already paid for it!
What... oh!
He wasn't reacting! We were desperate!
But then we remembered we have another great doctor in the family.
The village doctor?
No, mom! Davide! Your son!
Davide only achieved 68 at his degree because he was always haunted
by the fact that he could never be as good as his father.
Let's be honest, dad always got in his way.
He feared that Davide could be better than him.
Sure enough, after being treated by Davide's expertise for a few hours,
Angelo is alive and kicking!
Ready to pronounce the words: "I will"!
Dear son, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm going to get changed.
Yes, let me go put on my wedding dress.
Guys... this is the best present. Thank you.
Bye, mom.
Anyway, all's well that ends well.
If I'm not mistaken,
there are two Mafia mobsters that haven't been stopped yet.
They're on their way to kill a dead man, who's currently alive.
If we don't stop them, he'll be dead again.
Am I making this up or is it really going to happen?
Over there!
Mr. Picciriddu? Mr. Picciriddu!
- Hey! Don Peppuccio! Mr. Picciriddu? - Mr. Picciriddu?
Such a great goal... We scored... Such a great goal... We scored...
Hey! You need to cancel everything! You have to stop the mobsters! Understand?
- Tell us their names, their numbers! - Don Peppu!
Oh God...
I love you, sweetheart.
- His phone! - What do you want to do?
We can see when he made his last call. We can unblock it with his face ID!
This isn't Don Peppuccio! It's Dom Pérignon!
There you go! He made two calls at the same time.
What number shall we call?
You call.
- The first one or the second one? Which one? - The second one!
Hey! Speak clearly! I can't understand you! Talk properly!
Always talking about "baby"!
- Fuck, kill him! Kill him! - Listen, I'll kill you!
Now I'll count to ten and then I'll kill you!
Wait, wait! Shut up! It's the boss! Hello?
Remember the Thai massage mission with the ointment?
Yes. It's ours. He's had too much booze again. Hello?
- Cancel everything! - What do you mean?
Cancel everything otherwise I'll blow your brains out! Understand?
Fuck, he's completely drunk. Alright, boss. Yes, yes.
I never understand what he says...
Let's go.
Get up! I need the chair!
- Huh? - Get up! We need the chair!
Come on! What a fucking ball buster!
Hey, you... Let me look at you.
You look different. You seem older.
Maybe because I don't feel like the black sheep anymore...
Darling...
Guys...
I think other secrets have been unveiled.
I don't want to upset you, but... I already knew them.
Sweethearts, dad was the one who wanted his children to be perfect.
Being able to have children was already a miracle for me.
You are the way you are.
I've always loved you.
Renzo?
Yes. Let's go.
You knew everything...
Possibly...
You're so cute, I could eat you up...
You?
You're not a vegan or vegetarian? You don't have food allergies?
I came here to renew the insurance.
- A life insurance this time. - A life insurance, yes.
I made rye comfits.
In the name of the Italian people,
and by the powers vested in me...
Take these 44 ointments!
Or rather, 50! 2 are on Picciriddu.
- Angelo! - That makes 6!
I'll save you!
No!
Go! Go! Go!
Dad, don't move.
I wanted to tell you... th...
"Th"... What?
- Th... Th... - You "th"...?
Th...
Call an ambulance!
All's well that ends well.
Now I know why they say you feel lost without a family.
I found my real father.
My sister recovered the relationship with her son.
My mother found the old love of her life again.
I found lots of tofu in my fridge again. Loads of it. Thanks to Irene.
But most of all, my brother found the courage to talk to his wife.
I'm sorry. I lied to you.
It happened many years ago.
Renzo, I lied to you, too.
I had...
an affair with the voice of the railways.
I met him at the Transportation Gala.
Why did you fake everything?
I've always dreamed of having a family like the ones you see in the ads.
I know they're fake, but you know that serenity and peace...
Family is family.
Are you really sure...
that your affair with the railway voice is over?
Of course.
Italo! Don't run!
Honey, do you like these new biscuits?
Yes, they're delicious. The "Little Cuckolds".
Good. Have another one.
Mom, this one's horns broke off.
Don't worry, honey. I'll make sure it gets a new pair of horns.
As to the "Little Cuckolds”, what else is there to say?
It happens even in the best of families.
Answer me, what does "Th.. Th... Th..." mean?
This shit!
50 shots altogether!
We shot 44 of them, 2 were on me,
4 were left, so now we've settled the accounts!
Have a nice day! If you'll excuse me now...
Another one!