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迪倫!

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迪倫!

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迪倫,聽到了嗎?你在哪裡?

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找到了

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他怎麼躺在泥地上?

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我們到處找你,你還好吧?

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才怪!看看我,我當然不好

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發生了一些事,但是我不記得了

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{\an8}(怪物或人類
戰士仙子,半吸血鬼)

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(哈囉?)

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(我們上線了!)

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(我是藝術家!)

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(只跟你跳...)

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《早安吸血鬼》

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{\an8}(史托克高中)

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各位同學週一愉快

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大家今天早上看起來都很敏銳

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{\an8}我希望沒有人反應遲鈍

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{\an8}請大家回座位

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{\an8}用紙飛機展示運動物理學非常好

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- 朱蘇珊?
- 到了

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- 約翰羅德里格斯?
- 到了

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卡米,你要遲到了!

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好吧

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你行的

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迪倫赫辛?

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我在

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凱夫?

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單名凱夫?

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對,我到了

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卡米亨利?

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卡米亨利?

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卡米亨利?

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到了

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最後就得到y等於3.14159265

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數學好簡單,要我再解一題嗎?

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答案錯得離譜

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但我欣賞她的自信,做得好

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請大家在自己的座位試著解題吧

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至少你試過了

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- 我真的以為我算得對
- 我們都被難倒了

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崔斯坦

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卡米,聽我說,尋寶競賽期間

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發生很糟糕又可怕的事

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都是他的錯

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那重要嗎?你根本不記得了

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我不記得並不重要
崔斯坦是幕後黑手

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他的確散發生人勿近的氣場

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- 一點也沒錯
- 對

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別緊張,如果你們認識他
就知道他心地善良

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聰明又有趣

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最好是,醒來後發現
抽筋的大腿被藤蔓纏住

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可一點都不有趣

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我走不動,也動不了

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差點以為范赫辛家族
偉大的獵人會就此完蛋

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我的腿到現在還在痛

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我注意到你走路怪怪的

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從那天起,我都睜著一隻眼睡覺

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還在枕頭底下放手電筒

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你不是一直都這樣嗎?

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對,但現在我有理由了

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我說真的,崔斯坦有點不對勁

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而且這是他的真名嗎?

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迪倫赫辛先生

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看來你有比我的課更重要的事要分享

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別客氣,告訴大家吧

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不用了,謝謝
這裡沒什麼有趣的事

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不如你來黑板前示範如何解題

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好吧

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好

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答對了

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我讀過法文版的笛卡兒

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“我思考,所以我算數”

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他們對笛卡兒的精通程度比不上我

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我攻讀哲學很多年...

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粉絲見面會的重點不只是漫畫

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還要做很多決定

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比如需要多少商品?
需要海報嗎?還有卡米拉的公仔呢?

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我的腦子好亂
我需要你的膝反射式決策能力

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首先也是最重要的一點
不會有卡米拉公仔

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這是不可能的

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你可以推出莉安娜的公仔

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搭配各式各樣的服裝和飾品...

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我就不商標註冊費了

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- 這跟凱夫的漫畫無關
- 你毫無遠見

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- 我可能當你的新主角
- 不行,我不會討論我的下一部漫畫

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姑且先稱之為凱夫的無名計畫

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保密是我的程序

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所以你晚點會過去吧?我需要你

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會,包在我身上,我保證

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我只是需要及時回家幫雙胞胎過生日

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我送他們的禮物是幫忙布置

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你想好參加粉絲見面會
要營造的氛圍了嗎?

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- 氛圍?
- 你有我這個經紀人太走運了

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真希望我能當自己的經紀人

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就是你散發的氣場
生活方式、本質和風格等等

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我喜歡我的風格
我從三年級開始就是這個髮型

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而且我的本質很優秀

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都是粉絲的訊息

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我得去開直播了
但你的髮型需要大改造

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就這樣,再見!

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嘿,我一直在找你

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真的嗎?你在找我?我也找你很久了

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等等,其實沒有
我不知道我幹嘛這麼說

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很高興見到你

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嗨,鄧肯,你好嗎?

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是迪倫,我想你知道我好不好

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你有空嗎?我準備了驚喜要給你

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驚喜?要給我的?

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對,我已經計畫好一陣子了

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好啊,我們去看看

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再見

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記住我們說過的“生人勿近”那句話

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凱夫,我會到的!

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來看看崔斯坦隱瞞了什麼

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有我在休想得逞

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我來自赫辛家族,天生是獵人

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我能察覺空氣中的危險氣息

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你在做什麼?

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沒事,我什麼都沒做

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我只是想重新裝修我的置物櫃

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你看起來不像喜歡裝修的人

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- 你沒別的地方可去嗎?
- 我可以舉報你的可疑行為

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如果我先舉報你就沒戲唱了吧

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我就知道

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森林巡護員很臭
沒資格發放衛生徽章

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這是什麼?

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- 你開玩笑吧?
- 沒有

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沒有人曾經為了給我驚喜帶我出去

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我爸會準備週二塔可餅日

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他覺得這是驚喜
其實不算,因為每週二都有

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一定會很棒的

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直接告訴我是什麼吧

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- 告訴你就不叫驚喜了
- 那給我一點暗示

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我很擅長解謎
雖然不是我的專長,但我覺得我...

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抱歉

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你還好嗎?

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要不要跟我走?

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(《卡米拉》)

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是不是很讚?

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如果有點可怕也叫很讚,那算吧

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需要準備到100件嗎?

143
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不,我們需要200件

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樓下還有更多

145
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- 有人嗎?
- 卡米,你怎麼這麼慢?

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聽到了嗎?行行好幫點忙

147
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我是你的經紀人,不是助理

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店老闆,你得把地板修好

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盡快,別拖泥帶衰

150
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是拖泥帶水才對

151
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凱夫,大改造的時間到了

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先別急,我不會改變自己

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當然了,你的內在無可挑剔

154
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只是需要提升你的外在條件
達到內外兼備的程度

155
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- 先戴眼鏡
- 我看得很清楚

156
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這年頭沒人戴眼鏡是為了看清楚
被雷射手術取代了

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現在眼鏡只是時尚配件
因為每天都要光鮮亮麗

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不適合,會讓下巴看起來太方

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這就行了,好去試試這些穿著吧

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根本沒必要又很多餘
只是浪費我的時間和才華

161
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我的存在就是你的禮物

162
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不客氣,快點去換裝吧

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我小時候常來這裡

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加把勁!

165
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你有多強?

166
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{\an8}你得盡可能用力敲
讓球彈到上面的警示鈴

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{\an8}- 看起來很容易,其實很難
- 給你

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- 看看你的本事
- 比就比,輸的人要買棒棒糖

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(全力以赴)

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還不夠用力

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還不來,拿著,我試試看
沒拿到玩偶我不走

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你贏了一隻玩偶!

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過來,小女孩

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- 我的棒棒糖呢?
- 恭喜

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- 你從哪裡弄來的?
- 不是只有你有超能力

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下一個

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不行

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好看!

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三戰兩勝,看看你的本事吧

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三個圈圈套中瓶子就能贏得獎品

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好

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- 恐龍先生,來找你了
- 你行的

183
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我來幫你,恐龍先生一定會是你的

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贏家誕生了!

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- 給你
- 謝謝,我再幫你多贏幾個

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中了!

187
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{\an8}不要,我討厭這身裝扮

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00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,574
{\an8}離我遠一點

189
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認清楚吧
痛苦就是時尚,時尚就是痛苦

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00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,204
這根本是一場災難

191
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:12,041
我是藝術家兼作家,我不需要拍照

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你需要,而且還需要
粉絲見面會用的傳單

193
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身為你的品牌策略師
我可以告訴你一件事

194
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那些是你成功的關鍵

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唯一重要的是我的藝術作品

196
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,720
還有,卡米人呢?

197
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,097
她答應要來幫我整理商品

198
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,600
聽我說,世上某個地方也許有個孩子

199
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會受到你的書本的啟發

200
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,104
沒有宣傳,他們不會知道這本書

201
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你不想改變孩子的人生嗎?
你是什麼怪物?

202
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好了

203
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,573
雙手叉腰

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真好看

205
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{\an8}簡直糟透了

206
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給我一個樂意拍照的微笑

207
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到了

208
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,797
我有時候會來待在這裡

209
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只是為了更看清楚這個世界

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這裡是給你驚喜的最佳地點

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難道棒棒糖、遊戲和絨毛玩偶

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- 不是驚喜嗎?
- 是啊,但我還有別的

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天啊,我...

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我不知道該說什麼
我還在喋喋不休,但...

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謝謝,我跟你在一起玩得很開心

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00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,247
漂亮的微笑

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00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,086
你怎麼面對自己的與眾不同?

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00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:45,009
每個人都有歸屬
感覺我們只是旁觀的局外人

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00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:46,468
我懂

220
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,847
我以前也很困擾,但現在不會了

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00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:51,181
真的嗎?

222
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,852
誰想當人類?他們很弱

223
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:59,023
我們是格格不入
所以人類才會一直害怕我們

224
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,484
我想到頭來
異類和人類終究必須對決

225
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:06,196
但我的人類家人很愛我

226
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,659
他們知道你的真面目嗎?

227
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,954
我爸媽不知道,他們會嚇壞

228
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,748
雙胞胎知道

229
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:19,543
他們把我當成電影裡的超級英雄

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00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:25,090
總有一天,每個混種人都得選邊站

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00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,260
選擇當異類的人將會挺身反抗人類

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選擇當人類的那些會遺忘自己的力量

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被異類打敗

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00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:38,395
但這些下次再聊吧,今天的主角是你

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這樣啊...

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00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:51,992
天啊

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這是我人生中最美好的一天

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這是我人生最糟的一天

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00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,463
不要!別用剪刀!

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00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,882
我知道怎麼做,我以前剪過毛髮

241
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:09,343
平心而論,我沒剪過人類的頭髮

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00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,720
但在我的西施犬凱莉身上練習過

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00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,305
牠覺得我很厲害

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00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,057
我的髮型很經典

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00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:19,061
歷久不衰,始終如一
反映出我的個性

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00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:23,023
我做了簡單的市調
300個莉安娜直播粉都認同

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00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,233
你需要換個造型

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00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,110
來點顏色吧

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放下來

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00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,197
橘色不是人用的

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00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,702
真的有那麼糟嗎?

252
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:38,789
不是糟,只是毫無特色
這才是問題所在

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00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:42,167
有哪個髮型你想很久
但始終沒勇氣嘗試?

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很大膽

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好

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好美喔

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00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:02,938
- 以這個季節來說有點太暖和
- 對,但還能怎麼辦?

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00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:06,150
- 你想要怎樣都行
- 你能阻止雷擊嗎?

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00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,484
- 可以
- 雨水呢?

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00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:10,070
- 拜託,當然可以
- 颶風呢?

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00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,448
別得意忘形了,我不是變形者

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00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:14,867
變形者?

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00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,286
你認識她嗎?

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00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,290
不認識,但她非常有名

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00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,876
我們異類界真正的領袖

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00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,046
怎麼了?

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沒事

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好吧

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00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,221
我朋友總是會發現奇奇怪怪的事...

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- 迪倫嗎?
- 對

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00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:42,519
他找到一張寫著預言的紙

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00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:43,562
然後呢?

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00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:47,733
上面寫我會選擇成為異類
帶領他們向人類宣戰

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一年前,我只是個普通的小孩
現在我都不知道自己算什麼了

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感覺很怪

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00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,951
迪倫,他只是凡人

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他們懂什麼?

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00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,041
你應該來粉絲見面會

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00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,585
混種人都會去,你會看到自己的同類

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你要去嗎?太棒了,我也會去

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00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,758
我要幫忙凱夫推出他的下一本漫畫書

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00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,344
聽起來像另一個人類
占我們族類的便宜

283
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,096
不,沒這回事

284
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,933
這是他的志業
他很花很多心血創作漫畫

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00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,603
是沒錯,但要不是有你
他的漫畫和名氣都不會存在

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00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,606
大眾愛不釋手的是你的故事
但他拒絕承認

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00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:28,941
而且...

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00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,485
他甚至沒有講到精華部分

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00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:53,340
糟糕,我們會大遲到,我們該走了

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00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:56,135
- 我們?
- 對,你要跟我一起走

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00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,596
我該把髮際線註冊成商標

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取名為莉安娜風格
或莉安娜青絲,你覺得呢?

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00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,228
- 我喜歡
- 那是當然,我可是偶像

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00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,938
世代的變革者

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00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:11,650
老實說,連我自己都驚呆了
好羨慕我自己

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00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:15,195
我是說我的髮型,但沒關係

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00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,364
對,那也是

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00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,869
- 凱夫,我需要你
- 你沒事吧?

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00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,246
別再氣喘吁吁了

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00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,707
- 濕氣會破壞他的瀏海弧度
- 對

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00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,293
你頭上那是什麼?

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00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,670
說了你也不懂

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00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:36,842
- 你整天只做了這件事?
- 事實上,我乾等了卡米一整天

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00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:40,178
她沒有來
我必須做出決定,而感覺來了

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00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:41,638
- 我就做了
- 好

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00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,725
你缺乏時尚敏銳度

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00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,894
要了解時尚,你得先有時尚感官

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00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,313
好,我該走了

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00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:52,232
我的助理會把帳單寄給你

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00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,694
出事了

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00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,823
那是什麼?

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00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:02,743
- 我從崔斯坦的櫃子裡拿的
- 你偷的?

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00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,369
沒有,是沒收

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00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,331
總之,我試著打開,但都不成功

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00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,459
就連我的鈦合金鑽頭都鑿不穿

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00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,378
摸盒子的頂部,來吧

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00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,385
我猜崔斯坦會用這個來傷害卡米

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00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,429
對,絕對有可能

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00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:25,098
但我們等雙胞胎過完生日再處理

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是今天啦

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00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,310
就是現在,我們該走了

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00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,230
不然他們會懲罰我們一輩子

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00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,733
我們把盒子拿給卡米看
也許她能用超能力打開

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00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,902
對,太好了,快走吧

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00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,295
生日快樂

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00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:57,297
我們的生日快結束了

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00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:02,219
- 你沒有說到做到幫忙布置
- 也沒有給我們說好要給的禮物

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00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,221
不,我記得

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00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,142
- 玩偶?好爛
- 玩偶?好爛

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00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:10,352
很可愛啊

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00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,354
卡米,你去哪了?

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00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,315
你好慢,爸爸先帶雷尼去散步了

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00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:19,486
他知道,你整天把她帶去哪了?

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00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:22,197
沒有,他什麼都沒做

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00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,617
其實我度過這輩子最開心的一天

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00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:29,913
真的嗎?違背承諾沒來幫我
也算在最開心的一天裡嗎?

337
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,332
我知道,好嗎?我知道

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00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:34,751
那是我的嗎?

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00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:36,545
不是

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00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:37,921
對,不是

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00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:39,339
也許吧

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00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,675
你撬開我的置物櫃偷那個盒子?

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00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,760
我不認為這叫偷

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00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:48,056
應該是收集證據
我覺得這玩意會傷害你

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00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,435
- 什麼?
- 傷害她是什麼意思?

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00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:55,230
首先,你強行撬開我的置物櫃
沒禮貌,第二...

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00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,317
多謝你毀了最棒的驚喜

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00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,578
生日快樂,兩位

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00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:12,289
- 哇!好酷!
- 哇!好酷!

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00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:16,877
這是最棒的禮物,邪惡巫師第一版

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00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:19,796
這超稀有的耶,你怎麼弄到的?

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00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:22,049
我們的朋友一定會超嫉妒

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00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,759
真不敢相信你會做這種事

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00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:26,011
- 他應該不是故意...
- 不

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00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,472
- 不,他就是
- 我們必須談談

356
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:31,058
談什麼?沒什麼好說的

357
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:34,311
我今天過得很開心
你們非得要搞破壞

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00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,772
卡米,寶貝

359
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:42,069
不,崔斯坦說的沒錯
我跟你們不是同類

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00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,029
他看到我的本質

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00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:48,450
卡米,我們要切蛋糕了,快回來

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00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,370
別管我!

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00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:57,667
(小艾與小傑生日快樂)

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