1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,916 [poignant music rises] 2 00:00:19,291 --> 00:00:22,291 ["Big Black Cock" by Skum playing] 3 00:00:23,833 --> 00:00:25,625 [Dan Hicks] Welcome back to Northern California 4 00:00:25,708 --> 00:00:28,166 and the scenic coastline of the Monterey Peninsula 5 00:00:28,250 --> 00:00:32,416 for the final day of the 126th US Open. 6 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,041 And if you're joining us just now, 7 00:00:34,125 --> 00:00:37,750 you have missed four of the most dramatic days in golf history, 8 00:00:37,833 --> 00:00:40,250 and it begins with Lonnie Hawkins. 9 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:43,291 Kevin, what can you possibly say about this guy? 10 00:00:43,375 --> 00:00:45,750 I mean, the man is playing with a broken hand. 11 00:00:45,833 --> 00:00:48,083 Golden Fisk started the day three back 12 00:00:48,166 --> 00:00:51,750 and now sits in the clubhouse with a one-shot lead over Lance Hawkins 13 00:00:51,833 --> 00:00:54,291 and two strokes over the elder Hawkins. 14 00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:58,500 He'll just have to wait and see if he's going to be a two-time champion 15 00:00:58,583 --> 00:01:01,833 or enter a playoff with either one of these men. 16 00:01:01,916 --> 00:01:05,958 -Roger Maltbie is standing by… -Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Let's go, Lancey! 17 00:01:06,041 --> 00:01:07,583 Let's go! 18 00:01:07,666 --> 00:01:09,583 -Sorry, that's my boy right there, so… -Oh. 19 00:01:09,666 --> 00:01:11,375 You, uh… you know one of the golfers? 20 00:01:11,458 --> 00:01:14,208 I train Lance Hawkins, and he is my best friend. 21 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:16,291 -She knows nothing about golf. -[Jerry] Seriously? 22 00:01:16,375 --> 00:01:18,875 I'm in pharmaceutical sales, and we're one of the sponsors, so… 23 00:01:18,958 --> 00:01:20,291 Okurrr! [laughs] 24 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:22,958 If my boy birdies this hole, straight to the playoff. 25 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:25,791 -Mmm… -You know what that means? [beeping] 26 00:01:25,875 --> 00:01:27,291 Ching! Cha-ching! 27 00:01:27,375 --> 00:01:28,958 [singsong] Money time! [laughs] 28 00:01:29,041 --> 00:01:30,833 I'm rooting for Lonnie Hawkins. 29 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:32,083 [imitates buzzer] No. 30 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:35,250 He's in the middle of an epic father-son battle. It's Shakespearean. 31 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:37,250 [trilling, splats] Let's not do that. 32 00:01:37,333 --> 00:01:40,541 Maybe let's just keep it down at this table. I'm sorry. Just forget it. 33 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:42,291 You should close out your tab, okay? 34 00:01:42,375 --> 00:01:45,250 [singsong] Let's watch some fucking golf! Let's go! 35 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:48,375 [Roger Maltbie] This is such a tough tee shot here at 18 at Pebble. 36 00:01:48,458 --> 00:01:51,833 Water all down the left. Got to get the ball in the fairway. 37 00:01:51,916 --> 00:01:53,583 [majestic music rising] 38 00:01:53,666 --> 00:01:55,125 [crowd cheering and clapping] 39 00:01:55,208 --> 00:01:59,125 [Roger] Oh, smashed right in the middle. He'll be able to get to the green in two. 40 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:01,750 This is gonna put a lot of pressure on his dad, Lonnie. 41 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:05,083 I might have to just eagle this hole and win this thing right now. 42 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,583 [Lonnie scoffs] 43 00:02:06,666 --> 00:02:08,625 Cocky little shit, isn't he? 44 00:02:09,625 --> 00:02:11,875 Ah, Sam, my hand's bleeding again. 45 00:02:11,958 --> 00:02:12,833 Wrap me. 46 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:16,000 [majestic music builds slowly] 47 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:22,625 Let's get it on. 48 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:27,708 [hawk screeches] 49 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,208 -[music fades] -[cheers and applause] 50 00:02:37,083 --> 00:02:38,083 That's how it's done! 51 00:02:38,166 --> 00:02:40,083 -♪ They call him the Hawk ♪ -♪ Hawk! ♪ 52 00:02:40,166 --> 00:02:41,875 ♪ He's a golfer ♪ 53 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:44,583 ♪ The greatest golfer in the world! ♪ 54 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:50,875 Well, look at you, basking in the sun, huh? 55 00:02:50,958 --> 00:02:52,625 Ah, I feel like I deserve it. 56 00:02:53,208 --> 00:02:56,875 And, you know, as soon as I sign those Mike's Hard Lemonade papers tomorrow, 57 00:02:56,958 --> 00:03:01,250 off we go! Rio de Janeiro! Paris! 58 00:03:01,333 --> 00:03:03,125 Wherever there's no golf, please. 59 00:03:03,208 --> 00:03:04,875 -[laughs] -Please, God. 60 00:03:04,958 --> 00:03:07,500 Well, you have worked your tail off, 61 00:03:07,583 --> 00:03:11,875 and I am very proud of you and all your industrious endeavors. 62 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:13,958 Mmm. Thank you. 63 00:03:14,041 --> 00:03:17,041 Feels so good. You know what else feels really good? 64 00:03:17,125 --> 00:03:18,333 Seeing me get better? 65 00:03:18,416 --> 00:03:22,583 I haven't watched one second of golf this entire week. Not Lance. Not Lonnie. 66 00:03:22,666 --> 00:03:26,291 Not my new business partner, Golden. And it feels like heaven. 67 00:03:26,375 --> 00:03:28,791 Stacy, I want all that heaven allows for you. 68 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,125 Aww… 69 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:33,583 Your happiness is the balm that soothes my soul. 70 00:03:33,666 --> 00:03:36,333 -Mm. -Facing death has, uh… 71 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:37,916 put me in a meditative mood. 72 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,416 [Stacy] Mm-hm. 73 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:42,375 And I can no longer hold back my feelings. 74 00:03:42,458 --> 00:03:45,000 Stacen Grumwell Hawkins, 75 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:49,041 will you take my hand in marriage? 76 00:03:52,083 --> 00:03:53,250 [chuckles softly] 77 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:55,541 Radford! 78 00:03:55,625 --> 00:03:58,375 Oh my God, that's so silly, Radford. 79 00:03:58,458 --> 00:04:00,416 Really? [laughs] 80 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:02,750 -I want you to consider it. -[laughing loudly] 81 00:04:02,833 --> 00:04:04,291 [Radford] That's all I ask. 82 00:04:04,375 --> 00:04:06,750 [laughter intensifies] 83 00:04:06,833 --> 00:04:09,708 -Oh, you're so sweet! -[quietly] Well… 84 00:04:12,791 --> 00:04:14,750 -[ball whizzing] -[crowd cheering] 85 00:04:18,708 --> 00:04:21,375 Feel that, Dad? It's a little breezy. 86 00:04:21,458 --> 00:04:22,791 Might want to club up. 87 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:26,583 -Go easy on it. Stay out of the wind. -Your tricks aren't working, son. 88 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:30,875 Can't win the mental game against a man whose mentality's been forged in battle. 89 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,291 -There we go. -Sit, sit, sit, sit… 90 00:04:39,458 --> 00:04:43,250 [Dan] Lonnie Hawkins with a nearly impossible putt for eagle. 91 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:45,000 He's gonna make the playoff. 92 00:04:45,541 --> 00:04:46,875 And then he'll win. 93 00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:50,416 He could be four back and need a hole-in-one, and he'll do it. 94 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:54,708 -Talking about the Hawk? -Yes, I am talking about the Hawk. 95 00:04:55,416 --> 00:04:56,500 What a story, huh? 96 00:04:56,583 --> 00:05:01,291 I got a story. It's a story about a little boy from Yuba City, California. 97 00:05:01,375 --> 00:05:02,791 -[chuckles] -Lonnie Hawkins. 98 00:05:02,875 --> 00:05:04,541 -Oh yeah. -No, not him. 99 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:09,708 This is another boy. A boy whose mother abandoned him. 100 00:05:09,791 --> 00:05:13,583 Moved across town and started a whole new family with a different dad. 101 00:05:13,666 --> 00:05:17,833 Now, this motherless boy worked hard. He was a javelin thrower. 102 00:05:17,916 --> 00:05:19,666 -Javelin? -[Anton sighs] Yes. 103 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:22,541 He became a state champion in the javelin throw. 104 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:25,333 But Yuba City already had a favorite son. 105 00:05:25,416 --> 00:05:26,708 So this boy left town, 106 00:05:26,791 --> 00:05:30,375 and one day he sees this pretty girl in a string bikini. 107 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:34,166 Now, this boy, who had never had much luck with women, 108 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,791 walks up to her and says, outright, 109 00:05:36,875 --> 00:05:38,291 "Would you marry me?" 110 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:41,416 She said yes. And theirs was a life of bliss. 111 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,125 -Alright. -He bought her a beautiful home. 112 00:05:44,208 --> 00:05:45,541 And what did she do? 113 00:05:45,625 --> 00:05:46,500 She left him. 114 00:05:47,166 --> 00:05:50,458 She walked out on that golf course, in the middle of the night, 115 00:05:50,541 --> 00:05:52,541 naked as the day she was born, 116 00:05:52,625 --> 00:05:57,000 and diddled this boy's half-brother until the sun came up. 117 00:05:57,083 --> 00:05:59,458 [laughing quietly] 118 00:05:59,541 --> 00:06:00,791 [chuckling] 119 00:06:02,958 --> 00:06:04,166 Hey, Oswald! 120 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:06,958 Lonnie Hawkins is this guy's half-brother, 121 00:06:07,041 --> 00:06:09,000 and Lonnie fucked his wife! 122 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:09,958 [cackles] 123 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:10,958 Fuck yeah! 124 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:13,041 -Hawk, Hawk, Hawk… -[man screeching] 125 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:15,083 [all screeching and chanting] 126 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:18,708 [Dan] As fog rolls in off the Pacific and blankets the Monterey Peninsula, 127 00:06:18,791 --> 00:06:21,291 we return to the green at the par-five 18th, 128 00:06:21,375 --> 00:06:25,708 where Lance and Lonnie Hawkins will decide just how this tournament continues. 129 00:06:25,791 --> 00:06:28,375 [Lance] Hey, Dad. When you get to the Senior Tour, 130 00:06:28,458 --> 00:06:31,833 say hey to Vijay and John Daly and all the other has-beens for me. 131 00:06:31,916 --> 00:06:34,500 I'll do that, but first I need you to do something for me. 132 00:06:34,583 --> 00:06:37,250 -What's that? -I want you to enjoy this putt. 133 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:40,458 ["All I Do Is Win" intro by DJ Khaled playing] 134 00:06:42,166 --> 00:06:43,833 -[music fades] -No-look that shit. 135 00:06:48,958 --> 00:06:52,250 -["All I Do Is Win" continues playing] -♪ Everybody hands go up ♪ 136 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:53,833 He made it. 137 00:06:53,916 --> 00:06:55,500 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 138 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,125 ♪ And they say, "Yeah" ♪ 139 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:59,708 -♪ And they stay there ♪ -♪ Up down, up down, up down ♪ 140 00:06:59,791 --> 00:07:00,625 Hwah! 141 00:07:00,708 --> 00:07:03,250 ♪ 'Cause all I do is win, win, win ♪ 142 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:05,958 ♪ And if you goin' in Put your hands in the air… ♪ 143 00:07:06,041 --> 00:07:07,500 [Dan] Unbelievable! 144 00:07:07,583 --> 00:07:10,625 Lonnie Hawkins has potentially forced a playoff 145 00:07:10,708 --> 00:07:11,583 with Golden Fisk. 146 00:07:11,666 --> 00:07:13,958 What have we just witnessed? 147 00:07:14,791 --> 00:07:16,000 Nut tap. 148 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:17,041 Nut tap! 149 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:19,333 -[exclaiming] -Lonnie Hawkins! 150 00:07:19,416 --> 00:07:22,541 [Dan] Lance Hawkins will now have to make this putt 151 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:24,333 if he wants to win the US Open. 152 00:07:28,708 --> 00:07:29,708 [crowd exclaims] 153 00:07:29,791 --> 00:07:31,375 [Dan] Can you believe this? 154 00:07:31,458 --> 00:07:35,250 Golden Fisk, Lance Hawkins, and Lonnie Hawkins 155 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:38,833 will play a three-man playoff tomorrow morning at 10:00 a.m. 156 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:40,833 See you tomorrow, huh? 157 00:07:40,916 --> 00:07:42,875 ["Ring My Bell" by Anita Ward playing] 158 00:07:42,958 --> 00:07:45,875 [Dan] I have never seen anything close to this. 159 00:07:45,958 --> 00:07:50,666 Stacy, honey, it looks like Lance, Lonnie, and Golden are in a playoff tomorrow. 160 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:53,000 Well, that might be something exciting to see. 161 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:55,041 I told you, I'm done with golf. 162 00:07:55,666 --> 00:07:58,375 Okay, dear. I believe you. 163 00:07:58,458 --> 00:08:02,541 ♪ You can ring my bell ♪ 164 00:08:02,625 --> 00:08:04,125 ♪ Ring my bell♪ 165 00:08:04,208 --> 00:08:06,583 [Crystal] Oh God, this is bigger than I thought. 166 00:08:06,666 --> 00:08:09,666 [Lance] Well, yeah, this is the 18th. Kind of an iconic hole. 167 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,375 No, the… 168 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:14,875 the moment, not the course. 169 00:08:16,666 --> 00:08:18,458 I think he's gonna like it here. 170 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,375 Oh my God, man, I can't believe we're doing this. 171 00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:24,208 Yeah, I still feel pretty conflicted about it, to be honest. 172 00:08:24,291 --> 00:08:26,250 -[Crystal] Ugh… -Ew! Is that a tooth? 173 00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:28,791 -That's totally a tooth. -There's like bones and stuff. 174 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,791 -Oh my God. -You gotta spread this better. 175 00:08:30,875 --> 00:08:33,041 You think they would've burned him all the way. 176 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:36,833 I know this is supposed to be like a sweet moment, but this is pretty disgusting. 177 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,291 [grunts] Okay. 178 00:08:38,916 --> 00:08:40,625 [sighs] There he is, man. 179 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:41,875 He's, like, on me. 180 00:08:41,958 --> 00:08:43,750 -[chatter] -Oh shit, someone's coming. 181 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:45,458 Where? Fuck. 182 00:08:45,541 --> 00:08:46,375 Bye, Dad! 183 00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:48,541 -[Olivia] Come on! -[Lonnie laughing] 184 00:08:48,625 --> 00:08:51,250 -[Olivia] This is the spot! -[Lonnie] Oh my God! Oh… 185 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:53,750 This is the scene of the crime right here. 186 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,708 I'm feeling so horny right now. 187 00:08:55,791 --> 00:08:57,833 I'm buzzing like a cicada down there. 188 00:08:57,916 --> 00:09:00,250 -[laughing] Come on! -[grunts] Oh my God. Okay. 189 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:02,791 Oh, I'm having trouble getting my shirt off here. 190 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,958 -Come on, get it off. -Whoo-hoo-hoo! 191 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:06,875 -[grunts] There we go. -[laughing] 192 00:09:06,958 --> 00:09:08,291 -Ow! Ow! -[Lonnie groans] 193 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:10,208 -Ow, what is that? -What? What? 194 00:09:10,291 --> 00:09:11,416 -[sighs] -What? What? 195 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:13,458 -Oh, looks like a tooth. -Let me see it. 196 00:09:14,041 --> 00:09:16,416 Yeah, it does. It looks-- That is a tooth. 197 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,875 [Olivia] Oh God… 198 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,041 Ow! Something's sticking me in the back. 199 00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:22,000 Shut up and whip out that Hawk dick! 200 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:22,916 Yes, ma'am. 201 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,958 I am definitely gonna show you my reproductive organs. 202 00:09:26,041 --> 00:09:27,583 -Yeah. -Oh God, I'm so drunk. 203 00:09:27,666 --> 00:09:29,166 [laughs] I'm so drunk! 204 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:31,041 Just… hold on. Hold on. 205 00:09:31,125 --> 00:09:33,125 -What? -Just one second. 206 00:09:33,208 --> 00:09:34,708 -What? -[gasps softly] 207 00:09:35,791 --> 00:09:36,958 -What? -I can't. 208 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:38,333 What do you mean? 209 00:09:39,958 --> 00:09:41,000 I love my wife. 210 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:43,833 God, you can love her later. It's time to fuck. 211 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:46,208 I know, but I still love Stacy, I do. 212 00:09:46,291 --> 00:09:48,125 -[scoffs] -Besides… 213 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:50,708 When you, uh, threw those boots, uh… 214 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:53,750 [sighs] …I shot my wad in my pants. 215 00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:55,833 -[scoffs] That sucks. -Okay, here. 216 00:09:55,916 --> 00:09:58,708 -[Anton shouts] Olivia! -Oh God, that's Anton. Oh shit! 217 00:09:58,791 --> 00:10:01,250 -Get my shoes. Shit! -No, don't worry about shoes. 218 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,458 Geronimo! 219 00:10:02,541 --> 00:10:04,625 -[grunts] -[chuckles] Oh my God. 220 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,500 [shouting] Olivia, are you out here? 221 00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:09,000 [intriguing music playing] 222 00:10:10,416 --> 00:10:14,500 Olivia! 223 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:17,416 [shouting continues] 224 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,166 -[howling] -[shouting fades] 225 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,250 [howling continues] 226 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,083 [knocking at door] 227 00:10:28,291 --> 00:10:29,750 What do you want? 228 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:32,250 What do I want? Why haven't you come to watch me play? 229 00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:33,958 -I've been really busy. -All week? 230 00:10:34,041 --> 00:10:37,083 I'm in a three-way playoff right now with Golden and Dad. 231 00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:39,166 That's great. I hope you three have a wonderful time. 232 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:41,750 -I have to get back to my packing. -Wait, Mom! Ow! Mom. 233 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:43,250 Did you not hear me? 234 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:46,583 We're playing tomorrow to see who wins the fucking US Open. 235 00:10:46,666 --> 00:10:49,375 I don't really care who wins the fucking US Open, okay? 236 00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:50,458 I'm tired, Lance. 237 00:10:50,541 --> 00:10:53,125 I'm tired of you and Lonnie and all your bullshit. 238 00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:55,541 Mom, I'm sorry about Vegas, all right? 239 00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:57,833 I'm not sorry about Vegas. I'm glad I was there. 240 00:10:57,916 --> 00:11:01,166 That's when I realized it. I don't want to be a golf wife 241 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:04,000 or a golf mom ever again. 242 00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:08,500 So is that why you made Golden Fisk the new face of Teed Off? 243 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:10,458 I sold out, okay? I'm rich. 244 00:11:10,541 --> 00:11:13,833 You are more than welcome to come and visit Radford and me 245 00:11:13,916 --> 00:11:17,291 at a fancy new mansion that we will soon be buying. 246 00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:19,791 [sighs deeply] 247 00:11:20,666 --> 00:11:23,125 -Dad's locked in right now. -[softly] Oh God, please… 248 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:26,875 He's looking unbeatable. You should have seen that no-look putt he made today. 249 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:30,583 Three infants posing as men are gonna whack a ball around 250 00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:32,333 and try to get it in a hole. 251 00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:34,500 Just think about that, Lance. 252 00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:35,916 It's a dumb game. 253 00:11:37,625 --> 00:11:39,125 You don't understand. 254 00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:40,958 What don't I understand? 255 00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:42,583 Mom, 256 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:45,125 ever since Vegas, 257 00:11:45,958 --> 00:11:48,125 those guys have been threatening to kill me. 258 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,125 What are you talking about? 259 00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:53,208 Those guys from the poker game. I owe 'em four million dollars. 260 00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:55,208 And they said if I don't win tomorrow, 261 00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:58,166 they're literally gonna kill me. 262 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,125 What? 263 00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:01,708 Oh my God. Are you serious? 264 00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:04,250 Okay, you got to go talk to your father right now. 265 00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:05,958 He's not gonna listen to me. 266 00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:07,958 I mean, he's obsessed right now, Mom. 267 00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:10,875 He's just got that look in his eye. He's got animal brain. 268 00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:13,750 There's no getting through to him. At least not from me. 269 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,583 So do you want me to talk to him? 270 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:17,625 No. 271 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,041 I don't know. 272 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,541 -Maybe I should just let him win. -Oh my God. 273 00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:26,708 Fuck it. It's what he wants. 274 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,125 He doesn't care. 275 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,708 My whole life has been fucked anyways. What does it even matter? 276 00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:38,750 Okay, listen to me. I'm gonna handle this. 277 00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:40,166 But this is the last time. 278 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:43,041 After all this is over, you really need to get help. 279 00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:46,291 [enchanting woodwind music playing] 280 00:12:49,541 --> 00:12:52,083 -[sighs] -[Sam] Oh, there you are. Where were you? 281 00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:55,333 -I was getting worried. -Oh, just… I went out for a walk. 282 00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:56,416 With one shoe? 283 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:59,125 Yeah, just one shoe builds up a little arch support. 284 00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:00,916 What's that on your back? 285 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,333 -What's what? -Oh, hold on. 286 00:13:02,416 --> 00:13:04,208 There's something attached to your skin. 287 00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:05,166 Oh… 288 00:13:05,791 --> 00:13:06,791 Ugh! Gross! 289 00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:09,791 -It's like a toe or something. -A toe? Let me see it. 290 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:11,041 -Here. Ugh! -Ew! 291 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:13,750 Oh yeah. It's a toe or a finger bone. 292 00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:15,625 Did you murder someone? 293 00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:16,833 -Hmm… -[knocking] 294 00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:18,333 [Lonnie gasps] 295 00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:20,458 -Oh shit. Stacy. -How can you tell? 296 00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:22,875 The knock. That's how she knocks. 297 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,333 Hi, Stace. 298 00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:27,666 Hey, we got to talk. I'm here about Lance. 299 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:29,541 [romantic music playing] 300 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:33,208 The kid's on fire. Probably gonna beat me tomorrow. 301 00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:36,000 Just kidding. Probably not. But no, he's very talented. 302 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,375 Lonnie, please, no. 303 00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,666 Okay. Uh, let me start. 304 00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,083 -This is big time. -What? 305 00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:44,875 So about an hour ago, I was out on the 18th green with Olivia Floyd. 306 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,458 You know, Anton's wife. 307 00:13:46,541 --> 00:13:49,083 She's very curvaceous. Very easy on the eyes. 308 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:50,666 I know who Olivia Floyd is. 309 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:51,916 Okay, of course. 310 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,916 So, we're out there on the golf course getting super horny. 311 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,750 'Cause she's a beautiful woman. You know… she just is! 312 00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:58,750 Right. 313 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:01,916 So she's on top of me, and she's about to show me her titties. 314 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,625 Which, if you also recall, they are world-class titties. Like… 315 00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:07,375 [babbling] 316 00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:08,291 Titties! 317 00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:10,541 Phew! Like the Beatles of titties. 318 00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:14,250 Hit after hit, but if you think of a tit in that way, musically speaking… 319 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:17,000 I don't have time for this. Where the fuck is this going? 320 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:20,625 She's about to show me the titties, and all of a sudden it hit me. 321 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:22,250 No. 322 00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:25,291 I don't want to see those titties. 323 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,708 -You know why? -I don't care. 324 00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:30,000 Because the only titties I want to see 325 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:31,625 are yours. 326 00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:33,541 I love you, Stacy. 327 00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,541 I can't stop loving you. 328 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:39,708 And it's not just your titties. It's everything. It's the whole package. 329 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:40,958 It's… [sighs] 330 00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:42,041 I mean it. 331 00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:43,625 Are you done? 332 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,458 I… 333 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,416 am done. 334 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:51,083 -Why don't you sit down for a second? -Yeah, sure. 335 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,875 So, if you love me… 336 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:54,833 Yeah. 337 00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:56,958 …you will do what I ask. 338 00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:58,250 Anything. 339 00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:01,666 Forever and ever and ever, infinity. 340 00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:03,000 Just ask me. 341 00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:05,833 I want you to let Lance win tomorrow. 342 00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:08,041 No! No. Uh-uh. 343 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:10,541 Are you crazy? It's a Grand Slam! 344 00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:12,708 -They're gonna kill him, Lonnie! -Who's gonna kill him? 345 00:15:12,791 --> 00:15:16,041 The bad guys! The mafia! The Russian mob! I mean, does it even matter? 346 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,875 -Let me talk to 'em. -Who? I don't know who these people are! 347 00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:23,291 Lonnie, your son is a gambling addict. 348 00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:24,208 Okay? 349 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:27,458 He owes four million dollars to gangsters. 350 00:15:27,541 --> 00:15:30,708 And they are going to kill him if he doesn't win the tournament. 351 00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:34,500 -What if I win and give him the money? -Oh my God. You're hopeless. 352 00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:37,250 You are the shittiest father in the history of fatherhood. 353 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,958 I gave him my old clubs. 354 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,250 We had a moment, 355 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,000 together, father and son. 356 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,958 You should have been there, Stacy. 357 00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:48,375 Bonding. We really bonded, Stacy. 358 00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:51,375 Damn, you're gonna make me cry right now. 359 00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:54,500 Lonnie Hawkins, if you love me, 360 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,791 and I mean truly love me, 361 00:15:57,333 --> 00:16:00,625 you will let our son win. 362 00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:05,000 -[sighs deeply] -[music fades] 363 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:10,458 [Dan] Welcome to this very special edition of the 126th US Open, 364 00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:12,416 live from Pebble Beach Golf Links. 365 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,750 It's Monday morning, 366 00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:17,416 and what couldn't be decided after four days of grueling golf 367 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:20,000 will now end here in a three-man playoff. 368 00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:23,208 Golden Fisk, Lance Hawkins, Lonnie Hawkins, 369 00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:27,875 all making their way to the 17th tee where they will play the two final holes. 370 00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:29,958 Hey, bud. I spoke to your mom. 371 00:16:30,041 --> 00:16:32,791 She told me you're in a bit of trouble. Spilled the beans. 372 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,208 Oh, don't worry about that. I got it locked down. 373 00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:38,500 -Okay, she's just being dramatic, right? -It's not your problem, Dad. 374 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,125 We having a family moment here? 375 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,541 You gonna ground Lance, or are we gonna play golf? 376 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,625 [somber music playing slowly] 377 00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,791 What time's our flight, dear? 378 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,708 -[Lonnie] Hey, Stacy? -It's at 2:30. 379 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:50,708 Hey, it's Lonnie… 380 00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:53,666 Surprised you're leaving town with this playoff today. 381 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,541 Everyone else is heading to the course. 382 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,375 …messing everything up with you and Lance. 383 00:16:57,458 --> 00:17:00,750 -[Lonnie] So we're cool, right? -Depends how you define cool. 384 00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:02,500 But yeah, sure, we're cool. 385 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,750 [Lonnie] He's a good kid, and you're a good mother. 386 00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:07,250 [Sam] How you feeling? 387 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,333 Feeling good. Looking good. 388 00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:12,666 We can go back to being a family again, Stacy. 389 00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:17,166 Go on vacations. We could visit Carlsbad Caverns and get a dog. 390 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:20,125 Think about it. We'd go to the NASA Space Museum and see-- 391 00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,166 I can't do this. 392 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,708 Excuse me. Can you turn the car around? 393 00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:27,666 -What on earth for? -Radford, I have to be there for him. 394 00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:29,583 For who? 395 00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:33,708 When the going gets tough, the tough get going. 396 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,583 If at first you don't succeed… 397 00:17:35,666 --> 00:17:37,125 [Lonnie] Try, try again. 398 00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:38,250 [crowd exclaims] 399 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:41,416 "Nothing can dim the light that shines from within." 400 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,250 -Mm! Maya Angelou. -Maya Angelou! 401 00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:45,875 "Be the change you want to see in the world." 402 00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:48,291 [Golden] You almost done with the uplifting aphorisms? 403 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:51,125 -Feel like I'm watching The fucking View. -Couple more. 404 00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:53,916 "He who walks a crooked path… 405 00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:55,916 lives a crooked life." 406 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000 Mm-hmm. 407 00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:58,708 [crowd cheering] 408 00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:02,250 -Showtime. -Get it, baby. 409 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,375 Come on. Come on. Come on. 410 00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,625 [crowd exclaiming] 411 00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:11,291 Whoo! 412 00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:13,250 -Yeah! Haha! -Boom! 413 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,208 Oh! [grunts] 414 00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:15,291 Oh, fuck! 415 00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:17,875 Sam, you're a hell of a caddie, but you can't catch shit. 416 00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:20,166 ["Warriors" by Too Many Zooz playing] 417 00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,250 [crowd erupts in cheers] 418 00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:36,375 No pain, no gain. Broken hand! 419 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,125 I might as well break the other one. 420 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,583 Yeah, you don't need it. 421 00:18:40,666 --> 00:18:43,708 As we head to the 18th, we are all tied up. 422 00:18:43,791 --> 00:18:45,875 Lonnie Hawkins up first. 423 00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,375 [Lonnie] Hey, folks. 424 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:50,500 Hey, why do those guys look so familiar? 425 00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:53,750 Shit, they were at the poker game in Vegas. What are they doing here? 426 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,791 -[Sam] They're probably just golf fans. -Dressed in black leather? 427 00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:59,250 -[Sam] You know I love leather. -Yeah, you of all people. 428 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,750 -[grunts] -[music fades] 429 00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:04,666 Look, we're on 18. Try not to hook the ball. 430 00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,625 I never hook my driver, Sam. 431 00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:09,333 We call it a… draw. 432 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:13,541 -Well, what's the difference? -Well, a bad golfer hooks the ball. 433 00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:16,666 A good golfer like me draws the ball. 434 00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:21,375 This is probably the toughest finishing hole drive in championship golf. 435 00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,458 -Hey, little guy. -[majestic music plays] 436 00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:25,250 Now do as I say. 437 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,833 Hey, diddle diddle. 438 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:29,041 [dramatic music rises] 439 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,208 Right down the middle. 440 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,541 -[ball whistles] -Ah! 441 00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:41,666 [crowd groans] 442 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:45,000 [Roger] Oh no, this is hooked way left. This is headed for Carmel Bay. 443 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,833 Right, go right, go… Fuck! 444 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,833 [Roger] He'll be lucky if it stays in the rocks. 445 00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:53,625 He'll be lucky if they can find it. 446 00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:56,083 And he'll be even luckier if he can hit it again. 447 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,791 Can you drive a little bit faster? 448 00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,708 It's just moments away, ma'am. 449 00:20:01,791 --> 00:20:03,583 Okay. [sighs heavily] 450 00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:06,916 That was quite the… draw, Lonnie. 451 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,750 That was a hook, Sam. 452 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:12,500 If there's ever a hole not to hook it on, it's the 18th at Pebble Beach. 453 00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:15,916 You little shit! I told you to go straight. 454 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,833 What part of that did you not understand? 455 00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:21,958 You think this is funny? Think this is a comedy? 'Cause it's not! 456 00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:23,125 This is all business. 457 00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:25,083 [Golden] Hey, Hawk! How you doing? 458 00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:27,666 I just hit my second shot up onto the green. 459 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:30,958 Pretty kick-ass ball striking. I'm about four feet from the cup. 460 00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:33,708 You need me to call in search and rescue for you down there? 461 00:20:33,791 --> 00:20:35,833 Eat a bag of dicks! 462 00:20:35,916 --> 00:20:39,791 Hey, keep in mind, it is the mating season for the California sea lions, 463 00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:42,166 and I saw a group of the juvenile males, 464 00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,958 and they were pointing at your ass 465 00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:46,541 like it was a piece of flank steak, so… be careful. 466 00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:48,416 Well, that's their problem, not mine. 467 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,458 I like it. You're still fighting. 468 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:51,541 Damn it! 469 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,666 What have I done? 470 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:55,208 [yells] What have I done, Sam? 471 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,916 -[sighs deeply] -You know, I'm hungry right about now. 472 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,125 -Well, I'm not. -Pff… You know what I could really go for? 473 00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:04,541 One of those Chili's southwestern egg rolls. 474 00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:07,625 -What are you talking about? -You know what. They're delicious! 475 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:10,416 Sam, I fucked up. I've lost. 476 00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,375 [sighs] 477 00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:17,291 ♪ I want my baby back, baby back Baby back, baby back ♪ 478 00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:20,083 ♪ I want my baby back, baby back Baby back, baby back ♪ 479 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,750 -♪ I want my baby back, baby back ♪ -♪ I want my baby back ♪ 480 00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:25,458 -♪ I want my baby back, baby back ♪ -♪ I want my baby back ♪ 481 00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:28,208 -♪ I want my baby back, baby back ♪ -♪ Chili's baby back ribs ♪ 482 00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:31,958 -♪ I want my baby back, baby back ♪ -♪ Chili's baby back ribs ♪ 483 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:35,958 -♪ Chili's baby back ribs ♪ -♪ Chili's baby back ribs ♪ 484 00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,625 -♪ Chili's baby back ribs ♪ -♪ Chili's baby back ribs ♪ 485 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,041 -♪ Barbecue sauce ♪ -♪ Barbecue sauce ♪ 486 00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,958 -[laughing] -Sam! You sly dog! 487 00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:47,041 You got me singing on national television in front of the whole world! 488 00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:49,583 Good! Show 'em how it's done. 489 00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:52,291 [stirring music builds slowly] 490 00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:58,208 -[rocks slide] -Oh! 491 00:21:58,291 --> 00:21:59,875 -Holy… shit. -Watch it. You good? 492 00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:01,250 -Yeah, I'm good. -All right. 493 00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:02,416 All right, be careful. 494 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,666 [sighs] 495 00:22:10,541 --> 00:22:11,583 [huffs] 496 00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:13,458 [exhales] 497 00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,958 [majestic music rises] 498 00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:22,291 [grunts] 499 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:23,541 [groaning] Ah! 500 00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:38,375 [cheers and applause] 501 00:22:42,416 --> 00:22:43,875 [laughing quietly] 502 00:22:43,958 --> 00:22:45,458 Whoo-hoo! Yes! 503 00:22:45,541 --> 00:22:47,500 -No fucking way. -[Lonnie] Yeah! 504 00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:52,250 We have just witnessed the greatest shot in golf history. 505 00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:54,583 How in the world did he pull that off? 506 00:22:57,625 --> 00:22:59,625 Excuse me, please. Excuse me. 507 00:22:59,708 --> 00:23:03,000 Sam, I'm gonna need a new MacGregor two-iron. 508 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:06,250 And call me a vet to reset my hand. 509 00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:08,541 All right, you got it. 510 00:23:08,625 --> 00:23:10,166 [laughing] Yeah! 511 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:12,916 Heck of a shot, Lonnie! 512 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,041 Yeah, it was! 513 00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:16,333 It was a heck of a shot, Golden! 514 00:23:16,416 --> 00:23:18,333 Hey, give this to someone you love! 515 00:23:18,416 --> 00:23:20,500 Hell of a souvenir! 516 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:22,958 [overlapping shouts] 517 00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:25,041 [funky up-tempo music playing] 518 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:31,791 Keep it close. 519 00:23:32,375 --> 00:23:35,250 [Dan] As if the afternoon needed any more drama, 520 00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:38,875 the fog has once again decided to roll in here at Pebble Beach. 521 00:23:39,791 --> 00:23:43,166 We'll just have to wait and see how this affects our finalists 522 00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:45,333 as they all head to the 18th green. 523 00:23:45,416 --> 00:23:46,250 [music fades] 524 00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:48,333 [bluesy harmonica playing] 525 00:23:57,916 --> 00:23:59,333 Front right quadrant. 526 00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:01,791 Front left quadrant. 527 00:24:02,791 --> 00:24:04,208 Back right and left. 528 00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:06,083 Gentlemen… 529 00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:07,166 [sighs] 530 00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:11,541 I can do this all day long. I will wear you down eventually. 531 00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:13,333 Golden, you're about to fuck this up. 532 00:24:13,416 --> 00:24:14,458 [Golden chuckles] 533 00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:22,291 [crowd groans] 534 00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:23,250 [fart noise] 535 00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:26,041 [Dan] Oh, a devastating miss for Fisk here. 536 00:24:26,125 --> 00:24:27,000 [sad note] 537 00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:31,041 [Dan] And that just about closes the door on any hopes for a win. 538 00:24:31,125 --> 00:24:32,208 [cheers and applause] 539 00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:37,208 Oopsie-daisy. 540 00:24:37,291 --> 00:24:38,916 [Lance] Tough break, Golden. 541 00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:42,375 Well, Dad… 542 00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:45,166 whatever happens, 543 00:24:46,625 --> 00:24:47,875 I love you. 544 00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:50,916 Just want you to know that, in case… 545 00:24:52,666 --> 00:24:53,708 Well… 546 00:24:54,458 --> 00:24:55,666 Never mind. 547 00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:57,750 [somber music playing] 548 00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:10,708 [exhales heavily] 549 00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:20,166 [chuckles softly] 550 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:26,791 -[indistinct whispering] -[exhales] 551 00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:29,333 [solemn music builds slowly] 552 00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:42,291 Yay! 553 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:47,000 [Dan] With that putt, Lance Hawkins continues to put pressure on his father. 554 00:25:47,625 --> 00:25:51,708 Lonnie will have to make his putt in order to stay in this playoff, 555 00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:53,416 to continue here at Pebble Beach, 556 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:56,833 and to maintain his chances for that Grand Slam. 557 00:25:57,625 --> 00:26:00,333 If he misses, it's all over. 558 00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:05,458 Lance Hawkins will be the winner of this 126th US Open. 559 00:26:32,041 --> 00:26:34,083 Son, I'm gonna have to make this putt. 560 00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:36,666 Do what you got to do. 561 00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:39,583 Lonnie Hawkins has been here before. 562 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,750 What could he be thinking? 563 00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:46,458 [Lonnie] Hey, Lance! 564 00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:50,041 Lance. 565 00:26:51,708 --> 00:26:53,125 [Lance] Hey, Dad. 566 00:26:53,791 --> 00:26:54,875 [Lonnie] Hey, Lance. 567 00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:58,750 Would it be okay if I… made that putt? 568 00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:03,125 [Lance] I'd be the proudest son in the world if you made that putt. 569 00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:04,958 [Lonnie] I love you, son. 570 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:07,708 [Lance] I love you too, Dad. 571 00:27:09,541 --> 00:27:11,666 [rapid gunfire] 572 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,833 [haunting music plays] 573 00:27:24,041 --> 00:27:26,041 -[gasps, panting] -[music fades out] 574 00:27:29,583 --> 00:27:31,333 [melancholy music playing slowly] 575 00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:53,541 [Lonnie] Sorry, son, I got to make this putt. 576 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:55,833 [Lance] Do what you got to do, Dad. 577 00:28:00,958 --> 00:28:02,791 -[exhales] -[tense notes rise slowly] 578 00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:13,791 -[crowd groans softly] -[disenchanting notes play] 579 00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:16,750 Yes! 580 00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:18,833 Welcome to the club, kid. 581 00:28:18,916 --> 00:28:20,625 Let's go! 582 00:28:20,708 --> 00:28:22,583 [majestic music plays] 583 00:28:22,666 --> 00:28:23,875 [Lance] Whoo! 584 00:28:26,916 --> 00:28:28,125 Whoo! 585 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:29,708 Wonderful! 586 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:31,583 I missed that on purpose. 587 00:28:33,666 --> 00:28:34,916 I missed it on purpose. 588 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:37,458 Dad. Great game. 589 00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:40,666 I missed on purpose, son. 590 00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:44,000 Well, I lied. 591 00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:46,458 No one wanted to kill me. 592 00:28:47,041 --> 00:28:47,916 Huh? 593 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:50,333 What? 594 00:28:50,416 --> 00:28:52,208 Thanks for the tickets, Lance! 595 00:28:54,583 --> 00:28:56,416 It's a mental game, Dad. 596 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:58,125 You taught me that. 597 00:28:58,208 --> 00:29:00,041 I had to get in your head somehow. 598 00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:03,208 You lied? 599 00:29:03,291 --> 00:29:04,583 [chuckles quietly] 600 00:29:04,666 --> 00:29:06,000 You beat me at my own game. 601 00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:07,375 Yeah. [laughing] 602 00:29:07,458 --> 00:29:09,291 You beat me at my own game! 603 00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:12,166 -I got-- [laughs] -[laughing] You beat me at my own game! 604 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:14,875 [majestic music swells] 605 00:29:14,958 --> 00:29:17,166 Oh my God, you son of a… 606 00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:18,208 [Lance laughs] 607 00:29:18,291 --> 00:29:21,500 Oh, Radford, I'm so sorry. I cannot marry you. 608 00:29:22,041 --> 00:29:24,833 Because I am in love with that man. 609 00:29:25,416 --> 00:29:28,916 My son, Lance Hawkins, US Open champion! 610 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 [cheers and applause] 611 00:29:31,083 --> 00:29:32,500 -[huffs] -[music turns grim] 612 00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:35,208 [gasps] 613 00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:36,875 [growls] 614 00:29:36,958 --> 00:29:39,250 Go to hell, Lonnie Hawkins! 615 00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:40,708 [grunts] 616 00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:43,875 [discordant music playing slowly] 617 00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:48,291 [slowed] Oh shit. 618 00:29:50,375 --> 00:29:51,916 -[pings] -[music halts] 619 00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:56,000 -[classic rock music plays] -[Dan] That is a perfect javelin throw. 620 00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:58,833 Beautiful form. And by the way, nice snag by the caddie. 621 00:29:58,916 --> 00:30:00,250 -[screams] -[grunting] 622 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:01,958 [groans] Honeybunch! 623 00:30:02,041 --> 00:30:04,375 -[majestic music rises] -[cheers and applause] 624 00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:05,625 [laughing] 625 00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:08,708 [laughing] Oh my God! Look! I can't believe I caught this. 626 00:30:08,791 --> 00:30:10,833 [laughing maniacally] 627 00:30:10,916 --> 00:30:14,000 I fucking love golf. Sport of kings. 628 00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:16,750 Sam, that was a hell of a catch! 629 00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:18,000 [chuckles] 630 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,250 You saved my life. 631 00:30:21,208 --> 00:30:22,916 That's what caddies do. 632 00:30:23,666 --> 00:30:24,875 [sighs] 633 00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:28,833 -Yeah! -Oh my God! 634 00:30:28,916 --> 00:30:30,208 -Whoo! -[cackling] 635 00:30:30,291 --> 00:30:32,791 Oh, I love you so much. I'm so proud of you. 636 00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:36,083 If that was a 40-yard dash, your time would be under two seconds. 637 00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:39,375 -God dang. -You should go to the NFL Combines. 638 00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:41,583 Yeah, I'm fucking amazing. 639 00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:43,458 God dang it. Look at you. 640 00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:45,458 -Look at me! -You never cease to amaze! 641 00:30:45,541 --> 00:30:46,958 [Sam laughs] Dude! 642 00:30:47,041 --> 00:30:48,416 That was crazy. 643 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,750 [music fades] 644 00:30:52,166 --> 00:30:54,625 [chill music playing] 645 00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:03,041 Here's what I don't understand. 646 00:31:03,125 --> 00:31:05,125 Why is your stupid hand back in that cast? 647 00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:08,166 Well, I had to reset it, and then it wasn't healing right-- 648 00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:12,166 And it got infected, so then I had to reset it from the first time I reset it. 649 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:16,000 And then I got gangrene and started oozing discharge and… 650 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,875 I mean, at one point, 651 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,541 there was spider eggs coming out of it. 652 00:31:20,625 --> 00:31:22,208 It was like Charlotte's Web. 653 00:31:22,291 --> 00:31:24,541 Then I looked up a hand surgeon. 654 00:31:24,625 --> 00:31:28,041 He wanted to chop the thing off. I fought for it. I fought like hell. 655 00:31:28,541 --> 00:31:30,000 Reset it, and here we are. 656 00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:33,958 [reporter] Lance, how does it feel to win the US Open and beat your own father? 657 00:31:34,041 --> 00:31:37,000 Ugh… Honestly? Complicated. 658 00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:39,666 I mean, I wish we both could've won, but… 659 00:31:40,541 --> 00:31:42,666 you know, I did. 660 00:31:42,750 --> 00:31:46,250 Do you think you'll take some time to rest and enjoy this historic win? 661 00:31:46,833 --> 00:31:51,041 Actually, we're doing a cross-country road trip together while he recovers. 662 00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:54,708 Yeah, we're gonna go to the Carlsbad Caverns, the NASA Space Museum… 663 00:31:54,791 --> 00:31:56,375 Think you'll be able to golf again? 664 00:31:56,458 --> 00:32:00,500 Believe it or not, they asked me to be the captain of the Ryder Cup next year. 665 00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:01,583 -What? -Yeah! 666 00:32:01,666 --> 00:32:02,541 Oh my God! 667 00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:06,000 Not gonna keep this apex predator off the golf course. You know that. 668 00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:07,416 That's right. 669 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:11,500 Not all the bumps and bruises and boulders and bullshit. 670 00:32:11,583 --> 00:32:14,208 -Delicious beats bullshit. -Beats bullshit. That's right. 671 00:32:14,291 --> 00:32:15,875 -Every time. -Every time. 672 00:32:15,958 --> 00:32:17,541 [Lance] You know, in many ways, 673 00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:20,083 this experience has brought us closer together. 674 00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:24,166 You know, we've just… we've realized, you know, how much we have in common. 675 00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:26,500 Four cartons of fucking milk? 676 00:32:26,583 --> 00:32:28,500 Bad. Bad. Bad… 677 00:32:28,583 --> 00:32:32,041 I mean, cheese balls, wine, Triscuits? I can't fucking live like this. 678 00:32:32,125 --> 00:32:33,583 [reporter] Sorry, I missed that. 679 00:32:33,666 --> 00:32:36,833 Oh, yeah, I said, at the end of the day, 680 00:32:36,916 --> 00:32:40,083 it's just great to know how much we have each other's backs. 681 00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:45,000 Well, I'm sorry that you lost the US Open, Lonnie. 682 00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:46,833 That's some bullshit. 683 00:32:46,916 --> 00:32:48,125 Yeah. 684 00:32:49,458 --> 00:32:51,333 That would have been something else. 685 00:32:51,416 --> 00:32:52,375 [Sam] Mm-hmm. 686 00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:54,250 [music fades] 687 00:32:54,333 --> 00:32:57,125 You did the right thing, though, missing that putt. 688 00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:04,166 You did miss it on purpose, right? 689 00:33:07,708 --> 00:33:10,708 ["End Credits: Try To Believe" by Mosley & The B-Men playing] 690 00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:17,375 Pickle? 691 00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:20,208 ♪ If I wish real hard When I close my eyes ♪ 692 00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:24,833 ♪ If I could change the world Would I even try? ♪ 693 00:33:24,916 --> 00:33:26,833 ♪ Try to believe ♪ 694 00:33:26,916 --> 00:33:30,083 ♪ If I found a reason to regain my pride ♪ 695 00:33:30,916 --> 00:33:34,458 ♪ Oh, if I try to believe ♪ 696 00:33:34,958 --> 00:33:37,375 ♪ Try to believe ♪ 697 00:33:37,458 --> 00:33:39,375 ♪ It's so hard to trust another ♪ 698 00:33:39,458 --> 00:33:41,875 ♪ When it's easier to hide ♪ 699 00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:44,333 ♪ It's so hard to believe ♪ 700 00:33:44,416 --> 00:33:46,750 ♪ Unless we try, baby, try ♪ 701 00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:50,166 ♪ Ooh, try to believe one more time ♪ 702 00:33:50,916 --> 00:33:55,375 ♪ Oh, and I try, baby, try, baby, try ♪ 703 00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:57,375 -♪ Try to believe ♪ -♪ Yeah! ♪ 704 00:33:57,458 --> 00:34:00,250 ♪ And I try to believe one more time ♪ 705 00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:05,375 ♪ Ooh, and I try, baby, try, baby, try ♪ 706 00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:07,375 ♪ Try to believe ♪ 707 00:34:07,458 --> 00:34:09,375 ♪ If we listen to the voices ♪ 708 00:34:09,458 --> 00:34:12,375 ♪ That were silent for so long ♪ 709 00:34:12,458 --> 00:34:14,875 ♪ If you thought they went away ♪ 710 00:34:14,958 --> 00:34:17,875 ♪ Well, you couldn't be more wrong ♪ 711 00:34:17,958 --> 00:34:22,375 ♪ If I tell you there is something That we've lost but can retrieve ♪ 712 00:34:22,458 --> 00:34:27,625 ♪ If I tell you there is hope If we try to believe ♪ 713 00:34:27,708 --> 00:34:32,875 ♪ You remember there's a dream That we long since put aside ♪ 714 00:34:32,958 --> 00:34:36,375 ♪ We can have it once again if we ♪ 715 00:34:36,458 --> 00:34:39,208 ♪ Try, baby, try ♪ 716 00:34:39,291 --> 00:34:40,375 [music fades]