1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,260 - ♪ (QUIRKY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - Okay, guys. 2 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:13,804 Clearly, we're gonna have to control our thoughts in this world. 3 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,556 - (WITH RHOTACISM) Absowutewy. - Good idea. 4 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:18,017 BERT KIBBLER: (THINKING) This reminds me of a movie. 5 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,560 What was the name of that movie? 6 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:21,271 Bert, focus. 7 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:22,897 Um, sorry. 8 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:24,982 BERT: It had that girl in it. 9 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,234 The one who's married 10 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:28,277 to what's-his-name in real life. 11 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,403 Phoebe Cates. 12 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,489 Nope, not Phoebe Cates. 13 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:34,992 Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Boy, that was a good movie. 14 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:36,452 BARRY KRIPKE: Ah! 15 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:38,412 The pool scene where she takes her top off. 16 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:39,705 DENISE: So hot. 17 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,332 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 18 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,459 Sexuality exists on a continuum. 19 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:45,671 BARRY: True. Wob Wowe's on my continuum. 20 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:50,216 No, he's not. I do not want to kiss Wob Wowe. 21 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:51,926 - On his pouty wips. - ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 22 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:54,011 BERT: Weird that Kripke's thoughts 23 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,555 have a speech impediment. 24 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:58,933 (SIGHS) Okay, okay. We have to figure out where we are 25 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:01,352 and what we need to do to get where it is we're supposed to go. 26 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,521 BERT: What Women Want. Mel Gibson. 27 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:05,898 Oh, Mel Gibson wasn't married to Phoebe Cates. 28 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,067 No, it's a movie with telepathy. 29 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,902 Like what's happening with us? 30 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,571 BARRY AND DENISE: Oh! 31 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,322 STUART BLOOM: I'm all alone. 32 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:16,242 - Go ahead, Stuart. - ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 33 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:20,037 Now, the instructions that came with the device are a message 34 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:22,123 from whoever's trying to help me. 35 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:25,084 BARRY: Wook at me, PhD from Stanford, 36 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,170 and I'm taking orders from a guy who wuns a comic book store. 37 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,923 You wanna be in charge, Kripke? 38 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:31,716 No, you're doing fine. 39 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:34,302 I'll just wait for you to fail, then make fun of you. 40 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:35,387 Thank you. 41 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:38,639 Now, according to this, the reason 42 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,975 we can't restore the prime universe 43 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:42,184 to its original state 44 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:44,729 is we're moving laterally, when we should be moving along 45 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,356 a fourth-dimensional axis. 46 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:48,733 - Time! - Time. 47 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:51,235 BERT: (TELEPATHICALLY) ♪ Keeps on slippin' Slippin', slippin' ♪ 48 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,904 - ♪ Into the future ♪ - DENISE: ♪ Into the future ♪ 49 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:55,364 You done? 50 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,699 - Sorry. - Sorry. 51 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,951 - ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - DENISE: Look at my man taking charge. 52 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,454 STUART: Look at Denise looking at me taking charge. 53 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,664 - ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ - All wight, boss man, how do we accomplish this? 54 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:06,626 So the Leonard-Sheldon thingy was never completed. 55 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:09,211 - It needs a steering wheel. - A steering wheel? 56 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:12,465 Not literally, but some kind of control mechanism 57 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,383 to get us back to the time and place 58 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,801 before everything went to hell. 59 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,845 Too bad Wadioshack went out of business. 60 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:20,431 BERT: (CHUCKLES TELEPATHICALLY) "Wadioshack." 61 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:22,224 - Hey! - Sorry. 62 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:23,476 It's hard to not think. 63 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:26,312 It's like you tell somebody, don't think of a pink elephant. 64 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:27,563 ALL: (OVERLAPPING) Pink elephant? 65 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,523 BERT: See? 66 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:32,443 Kripke, where can we find something like this? 67 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:35,154 - ♪ (DREAMY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - DENISE: I think I can get past the weak chin. 68 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,447 I want his children. 69 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:37,573 STUART: Seriously? 70 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,116 DENISE: I wouldn't think it if I didn't mean it. 71 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,410 - Aw. - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 72 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:42,870 BARRY: I see what to do here. 73 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:45,289 - ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - We can jewwy-wig something out of a satewwite controwwer. 74 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,333 Mm. Where do we find a satellite controller? 75 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,794 That's easy. Engineering department at Caltech. 76 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:51,295 Great, then that's where we're going. 77 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:52,963 BARRY: "Great, and that's where we're going." 78 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:54,965 - Real mature. - BARRY: "Weal mature." 79 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:56,134 STUART: Asshole. 80 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:59,805 ♪ (THEME SONG PLAYING) ♪ 81 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,808 ♪ Stuart tries To reset our lives ♪ 82 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:07,311 ♪ But he fails To save the universe ♪ 83 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:10,523 ♪ He's our only chance And he tries and he tries ♪ 84 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:14,027 ♪ But he fails To save the universe ♪ 85 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:19,240 ♪ Stuart fails ♪ 86 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:22,994 ♪ (CHOIR VOCALIZING) ♪ 87 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:30,377 ♪ Stuart fails ♪ 88 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,379 ♪ (THEME SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 89 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,549 ♪ (QUIRKY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 90 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:41,595 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 91 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:42,847 How can I help you? 92 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,473 We're here to see Howard Wolowitz. 93 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,225 He's an aerospace engineer. 94 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,852 One moment. 95 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:51,106 - ♪ (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - BARRY: You smell just like my mother. (SNIFFS) 96 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:52,690 I'm sorry? 97 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,900 BARRY: You heard me. 98 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,652 - ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ - Please stop thinking. 99 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,613 (KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING) 100 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,031 I don't have a Howard Wolowitz. 101 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:02,742 - Are you sure? - I'll check again. 102 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,869 - (KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING) - I'm not really checking again. 103 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:07,037 - Just trying to be polite. - Huh. 104 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:09,082 Nope. No Howard Wolowitz. 105 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,417 Could you give us a minute? 106 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,043 No problem. I'll be here. 107 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:15,212 Until I drop dead because I married a drummer, 108 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,424 and this is the only way we have health insurance. 109 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:20,926 How can Howard not be here? 110 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,553 Maybe he doesn't exist in this universe. 111 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:25,639 She's right. I can't find Howard Wolowitz anywhere. 112 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:26,683 Well, keep looking. 113 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:28,726 BARRY: Man. 114 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:32,104 I'd wike to take her home, wip her cwothes off 115 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,064 and finish prematurely, then cwy wike a baby 116 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:36,066 when she gets in a cab and weaves. 117 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,444 Ew. 118 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:40,780 Nope. No Howard Wolowitz anywhere. 119 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:41,864 STUART: Well, we're screwed. 120 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:42,907 Well, we're screwed. 121 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,074 DENISE: Honey, we heard you. 122 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,075 Honey, we heard you. 123 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:48,121 Hang on. I found Bernadette Rostenkowski. 124 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:50,080 Maybe she knows something. 125 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:52,291 - Worth a shot. - (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 126 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,294 - ♪ (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - Hey. 127 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:56,295 Hi. 128 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,924 BARRY: How'd you wike to be, uh, disappointed? 129 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:05,222 ♪ (PLEASANT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 130 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:13,396 What is wrong with you girls? Come on, pick up your feet. 131 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,691 You're like a bunch of baby hippos. 132 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:19,276 REBECCA: Die, bitch, die. 133 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:21,195 You think about your mother with that mind? 134 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,155 I guess she's not a microbiologist 135 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,657 in this universe. 136 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,409 BARRY: Your observation skills are bweathtaking. 137 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:30,496 - Barry, really? - I think 'em wike I see 'em. 138 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,541 All right, take five, drink some juice, 139 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:35,210 drink some vodka. I don't care. 140 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:38,004 Can I help you? 141 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,464 You don't know us? 142 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,926 Were we in rehab together? 'Cause a lot of that's a blur. 143 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,719 You're Bernadette Rostenkowski? 144 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:46,887 That's my maiden name. 145 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,807 My married name is Bernadette Asshole. 146 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,350 Does Mr. Asshole 147 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,394 possibly also go by Howard Wolowitz? 148 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:54,436 Who? 149 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,897 He's an engineer, wooks wike a garden gnome 150 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:58,023 with a Beatles haircut. 151 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,733 Does he sell coke on the side? 152 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:00,901 - (SIGHS) - No. 153 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,737 - Then I don't know him. - BERT: What happened to you? 154 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:06,323 I'll tell you what happened, Sasquatch. 155 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:09,034 I had an alcoholic mother try to live out her dreams 156 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:12,162 by dressing me up, shoving me in beauty pageants, 157 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:14,164 feeding me diet pills to keep me skinny, 158 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:17,793 all so I could become Miss California Quiznos 1999. 159 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,336 - DENISE: Aw. - STUART: Sad. 160 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:21,338 BERT: Quiznos. Yum. 161 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:24,008 Here I am, teaching pampered little maggots how to tap, 162 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,050 which is pointless, 163 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,510 since the only dancing they're ever gonna do 164 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:27,678 is on the pole. 165 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,096 - STUDENT 1: Oh, no. - STUDENT 2: What? 166 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,725 - STUDENT 3: Mommy. - Ah, shut your brain holes. 167 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,935 We're sorry to have wasted your time. 168 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:37,355 BERNADETTE ASSHOLE: Wouldn't be a waste of time if you killed me. 169 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,027 Have a great day. 170 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,113 All right, future eating disorders, 171 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,282 let's get back to work. 172 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:50,702 - ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (BARRY CHEWING) 173 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:55,122 You know, in a telepathic world, 174 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:56,750 you can talk with your mouth full. 175 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,711 - Tewwific. - Check it out. 176 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,380 (MUNCHING) In a telepathic world, 177 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,091 you can talk with your mouth full. 178 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,301 BARRY: Yeah, I get it. 179 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,386 - Hey. - BARRY: Where you guys been? 180 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,096 We need to figure out a way into Caltech. 181 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,723 Sorry, we were having sex. 182 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:13,724 Stuart. 183 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:15,434 I was going to think it anyway. 184 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,186 BARRY: I don't need to hear any more. 185 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:19,855 - ♪ (GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - STUART: It was incredible. I knew everything she wanted. 186 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:22,858 DENISE: It was great. No questions, no apologies. 187 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:25,277 STUART: You wouldn't believe what I finally found. 188 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,488 DENISE: Yeah, you did. 189 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,783 - ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ - So what's the plan? 190 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,535 It's simple. We break into the engineering department 191 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,120 and steal the components. 192 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,957 - Simple, my ass. We can't break in. - ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 193 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:41,001 STUART: And even if we could, we don't know what we're looking for. 194 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,127 And even if we knew, 195 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,296 we don't know how to put it together. 196 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,464 And let's say we put it together, 197 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,257 we don't know how to operate it. 198 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:49,093 And even if we figure out how to get in, 199 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:50,844 what we're looking for, how to put it together, 200 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,806 and how to operate it, we don't know where we're going! 201 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,473 ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 202 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,558 Any questions? 203 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,019 No, I think we're good. 204 00:07:58,728 --> 00:07:59,728 (SLURPS) 205 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,772 How wong are we gonna keep doing this? 206 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:04,441 There is no trickewy in a world with tewepathy. 207 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:05,610 There's gotta be a way. 208 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,028 Bert, think of a card. 209 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,571 BERT: Three of Clubs. 210 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:10,948 Thwee of Cwubs. 211 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:12,325 Let me try again. 212 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:14,201 Jack of Hearts? 213 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,703 Bert, stop. 214 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:18,580 Obviously, we need to find a way to shield our thoughts. 215 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:19,708 Like Magneto's helmet. 216 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,669 BARRY: Oh my God, more of your comic book shit. 217 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:24,795 Somebody kill me. 218 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:25,921 STUART: Oh, I'd love to. 219 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:28,299 - DENISE: I wish I could. - BERT: I'll hold him down. 220 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,760 Wow. Very nice. Shame on you. 221 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,595 I don't mean literally Magneto's helmet, 222 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,307 but some kind of telepathy blocker. 223 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,475 Why don't we meditate? 224 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,645 You know, "Quiet the monkey mind." 225 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,731 - Worth a try. - Okay. Great. 226 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:44,941 - I'm game. - Why not? 227 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:46,985 (DENISE SIGHS) 228 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:53,366 Everybody close your eyes and follow your breath. 229 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:55,868 In... 230 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,870 - Out. - ♪ (TRANQUIL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 231 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,913 DENISE: This is dumb. I can't do this. 232 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:02,624 - Two yoga classes and, suddenly, I'm Deepak Chopra... - (OVERLAPPING THOUGHTS) 233 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,251 STUART: I haven't had a good bowel movement 234 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,419 since the cow world. 235 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,963 All this universe hopping can't be good for my digestion. 236 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,090 It's basically travel, and that's always rough... 237 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,509 BERT: I had chili on a hot dog, and I thought, 238 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:15,012 "This is crazy." But it's not crazy 239 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:16,013 'cause it's good. 240 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,681 BARRY: Wike, I know I'm not my thoughts, 241 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,683 and I know my basic nature is wove, 242 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:22,519 and I wove the winen pants with the dwawstwing... 243 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,355 DENISE: ...damn spot. Lady Macbeth. Lady and the Tramp. 244 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:28,734 Ladies and gentlemen, I am trying not to fart. 245 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,194 - Breathing in... - STUART: And... 246 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:32,696 - BERT: My dad used to own a Datsun... - STUART: "Fee-fi-fo-fum. 247 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:35,157 I smell the blood of an Englishman." Where did that come from? 248 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,617 DENISE: Am I being charged for it? 249 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,452 BARRY: Oh, shit. I forgot to pick up my dwy cweaning. 250 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:41,747 - ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ - All right, let's put a pin in meditating. What else we got? 251 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,125 ♪ (QUIRKY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 252 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:48,962 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 253 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,589 BARRY: I don't think this is gonna work. 254 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,467 You got a better way to block our thoughts? 255 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,221 I didn't think so. 256 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,765 (QUIETLY) One, two, three. 257 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,266 ALL: (TELEPATHICALLY) ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪ 258 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,227 ♪ Oh, I swear Well, he means ♪ 259 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:07,231 ♪ Ah, come on Let's take off everything... ♪ 260 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,191 We were listening to it in the car. (CHUCKLES) 261 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,234 Real earworm. 262 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,653 Oh, I get those all the time. (CHUCKLES) 263 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,905 (TELEPATHICALLY) ♪ Dust in the wind ♪ 264 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:18,118 ♪ All we are Is dust in the wind ♪ 265 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:19,910 How can I help you? 266 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:22,871 I'm sure you remember we were here the other day. 267 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,414 MS. NOWITZKI: I'm on so much medication, 268 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,875 I don't remember anything. 269 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,169 Yes, of course. Nice to see you again. 270 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:32,840 Mm. Anyway, uh, David Saltzberg over at UCLA asked us 271 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:35,008 to bring this over to the engineering lab. 272 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,426 Up the stairs, down the hall. 273 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,011 Thank you. 274 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:44,434 ALL: (TELEPATHICALLY) ♪ Toora, loora, toora Loo-rye-aye ♪ 275 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:48,438 ♪ Eileen I'll hum this tune forever ♪ 276 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,274 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 277 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,317 Engineering wab should be down this hall. 278 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,694 You have any idea what we're looking for? 279 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,446 Your basic variable impedance controwwer circuit. 280 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:58,158 I am so full of shit. 281 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,118 STUART: Quick, sing something. 282 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,412 BARRY: (TELEPATHICALLY) ♪ Tall and tan and young... ♪ 283 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,290 BERT AND DENISE: (JOINING IN) ♪ Young and lovely The girl from Ipanema ♪ 284 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,293 - ♪ Goes walking and when... ♪ - STUART: That's enough. 285 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:12,629 ALL: What the fuck? 286 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:13,964 We gotta go. 287 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,883 ♪ (SKA-PUNK COVER OF "COME ON EILEEN" BY SAVE FERRIS PLAYING) ♪ 288 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,177 Catch their swipstream. 289 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,307 (ALL SCREAMING) 290 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:24,767 ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪ 291 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,857 - Get out of the way! - (GROANS, YELLS) 292 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:32,984 - ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪ - (GROANS) 293 00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,695 (GROANS) 294 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,322 - Hey, hey! - ♪ Toorah, loora ♪ 295 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:41,033 - Can we talk about this? (SCREAMS) - ♪ Toora, loo-rye-aye ♪ 296 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,826 (OVERLAPPING CLAMOR) 297 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,828 ♪ Eileen I'll hum this tune forever ♪ 298 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,663 ♪ Toora, loora ♪ 299 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:51,376 - Ooh, yum! - ♪ Toora, loo-rye-aye ♪ 300 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:54,505 - ♪ (SONG CUTS OFF) ♪ - (ALL GROAN) 301 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,718 ♪ (QUIRKY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 302 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,726 - Who are you? - Who are you? 303 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,937 - Oh, hang on. - One sec. 304 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,106 - Continue. - Okay. 305 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,149 ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 306 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,943 BOTH: Who are you? 307 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,444 I asked first. 308 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,737 All right, go ahead. 309 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,239 This is gonna take a while. 310 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,365 Yeah. 311 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,950 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 312 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:25,077 Are you the me that came to me in the comic book store? 313 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,328 I thought you were the me 314 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,955 that came to me in the comic book store. 315 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,165 All wight, all wight. Before we go any further, 316 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,541 I just want to point out, 317 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,418 you, sir, are one handsome bwoke. 318 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,545 Right back at you. 319 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,256 We don't have time for this. 320 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,716 We're on a mission to save the universe. 321 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,176 Oh, who isn't? 322 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,136 An alternate version of me told me 323 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,555 that I'm the only one who can fix things. 324 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,809 Well, he lied, 'cause ta-da! 325 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,019 We have the device. 326 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:51,854 So do we. 327 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,106 Well, this is a pickle. 328 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,399 The way I see it, 329 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,110 there's a couple of possibilities. 330 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,778 Lay it on me, my brother. 331 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,446 The Stuart from the other universe 332 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,073 didn't trust the first Stuart, 333 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,741 so he also sent a Stuart 334 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,744 from another universe on the same mission 335 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:08,954 as a failsafe. 336 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:09,997 That's clever. 337 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,748 - Or... - Enough talk! 338 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,583 Every minute we waste arguing, 339 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:16,336 the fabric of reality is at risk of collapse! 340 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,630 (COSMIC WARBLING) 341 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,092 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 342 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:22,677 Get the device. 343 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,015 Don't make this difficult. 344 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:28,849 What did you do? 345 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,768 I'm not gonna mess with that guy? (GRUNTS) 346 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,604 We gotta follow him. 347 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,318 - ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ - Now what? 348 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:40,945 I could eat. 349 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,949 - (CHEWING) - ♪ ("MR. BLUE SKY" BY ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA PLAYING) ♪ 350 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,618 - ♪ Sun is shining In the sky... ♪ - (INDISTINCT CLAMOR) 351 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,412 (SOLDIER YELLS, GROANS) 352 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,706 - (SCREAMS) - No, thank you. 353 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,917 Hit the switch! Hit the switch! 354 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,544 ♪ And don't you know ♪ 355 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,921 - Here we go! - ♪ It's a beautiful new day ♪ 356 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,798 - ♪ (SONG ENDS) ♪ - (SIGHS) 357 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,051 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 358 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,679 - Oh, no. - ♪ (BROODING WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 359 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,266 I think you mean, "Oh... (IMITATING HORSE NEIGHING) 360 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,477 Huh. 361 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,313 Hey. Hey. 362 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,359 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 363 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,069 ♪ ("BROKEN HORSES" BY BRANDI CARLILE PLAYING) ♪ 364 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,697 ♪ Only broken horses know ♪ 365 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,033 ♪ To run ♪ 366 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:40,837 ♪ Tethered in wide open spaces ♪ 367 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:46,093 ♪ In fields That lead for miles ♪ 368 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:51,014 ♪ Right into the barrel of ♪ 369 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:56,353 ♪ A gun ♪ 370 00:14:56,354 --> 00:15:01,191 ♪ Mendin' up Your fences with my ♪ 371 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:05,946 ♪ Horses running wild ♪ 372 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:10,535 ♪ Only broken horses know ♪ 373 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,745 ♪ To run ♪ 374 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,039 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪