1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,303 -(BICYCLE BELL DINGS) -♪ (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:14,014 -(BIRDS CHIRPING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 3 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,600 Unbelievable. 4 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:20,395 No more mutants. No more giant moths. 5 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:23,607 -Such a better world. -For you, maybe. 6 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,609 (WITH RHOTACISM) I lost my hawem. 7 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:28,445 Mm, you know those weren't healthy relationships. 8 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:31,323 It was all consensual. Sex for food. 9 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:32,783 I looked everywhere. No Denise. 10 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:34,785 Eh, she must have been too far away 11 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,328 from the interdimensional bubble 12 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,288 cweated by the Weonard/Sheldon device. 13 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:40,165 What the hell does that mean? 14 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:42,793 Well, I don't know. I'm just wiffing. 15 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,169 -KYLE: Hey, Stuart. -STUART BLOOM: Hey. 16 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:45,337 -TREVOR: Hi. -Hey. 17 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:48,298 I can't believe I lost the love of my life and I get you. 18 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:49,841 Let's not forget, he killed Raj. 19 00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:52,636 (CHUCKLES) Well, now, there are two possibilities. 20 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:55,806 One, the world we were just in no wonger exists, 21 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,975 in which case I did not "kill Waj." 22 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,143 Two, that world and this world are part of 23 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,479 an infinite number of worlds, in which case I killed one 24 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:03,981 of an infinite number of Wajs. 25 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:06,525 Mathematicawy, a wounding error. 26 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:09,903 Oh, excuse me. I was gonna buy that book. 27 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:13,532 Oh! Oh, I'm sorry. Here. (CHUCKLES) I had no idea. 28 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,158 -It was unintentional. -♪ (PERKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 29 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:17,995 -TREVOR: I forgive you. -I appreciate that. 30 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,162 And I appreciate you. 31 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,956 (BOTH LAUGH) 32 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,124 Uh, how much do you want 33 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:25,043 for Superman and Lex Luthor: Best Buddies Number 30? 34 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:27,713 -Best Buddies? -♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 35 00:01:27,795 --> 00:01:28,797 Let me see that. 36 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:32,884 What the hell? 37 00:01:34,051 --> 00:01:36,179 Stuart, look at this. 38 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,390 This whole wall is Archie comics. 39 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:40,434 What? I don't carry Archie. 40 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:41,685 You do now. 41 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:46,023 Wichie Wich: Effective Altruist Number 12. 42 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,649 Richie Rich what? 43 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,359 Something's wrong here. 44 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,527 You must have screwed up the machine, Stuart. 45 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,196 I screwed up? 46 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,532 You killed the one guy that knew how to use the damn thing. 47 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:57,743 -(SCOFFS) -Uh, fellas, we're all friends. 48 00:01:57,826 --> 00:01:59,202 -Yeah, no arguing. -Stay out of it. 49 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:00,829 You're the one who pushed the stupid button. 50 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:02,122 What was I supposed to do? 51 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,374 -You're the one who-- -(ELECTRIC CRACKLING, BUZZING) 52 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,711 (BOTH GROAN, WHIMPER) 53 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:08,836 We should go. 54 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:11,048 -That's a lovely idea. -(CHUCKLES) Thank you. 55 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,382 (BOTH STRAIN) 56 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,550 -(BUZZING STOPS) -(BOTH SIGH) 57 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,178 ♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 58 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:24,686 Uh-oh, that's not supposed to be there. 59 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,564 -What just happened? -I don't know. 60 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:29,232 I have a hypothesis. 61 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,484 I'm listening. 62 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,736 Did you notice the thing on the back of your necks? 63 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:35,906 -(STUART GRUNTS, GROANS) -What? What thing? 64 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,824 -Humor me. -(SIGHS) 65 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,744 -Oh, boy. -Not good. 66 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,204 Now, try having an argument. 67 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,331 What are you talking about? That's gotta be the stupidest--. 68 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:47,417 -(ELECTRIC CRACKLING, BUZZING) -(GROANS, BABBLES) 69 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:50,170 (YELLS, GROANS) 70 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,755 You might be onto something. 71 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:55,884 ♪ (THEME SONG PLAYING) ♪ 72 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:59,096 ♪ Stuart tries To reset our lives ♪ 73 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:02,099 ♪ But he fails To save the universe ♪ 74 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,268 ♪ He's our only chance And he tries and he tries ♪ 75 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,563 ♪ But he fails To save the universe ♪ 76 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,608 ♪ Stuart tries ♪ 77 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:14,277 -♪ He tries ♪ -♪ But he fails ♪ 78 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,320 ♪ Fails ♪ 79 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:17,197 -♪ Fails ♪ -♪ Fails ♪ 80 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,954 ♪ Stuart fails! ♪ 81 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:26,790 ♪ (THEME SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 82 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,960 -♪ (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Gentlemen, we are in hell. 83 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,796 Really? Everyone's being so nice to each other. 84 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:33,922 Hi! 85 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:37,134 Yeah, they have devices implanted in their necks 86 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:38,385 to make them nice. 87 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,846 Would you rather push the button on the Sheldon/Leonard thingy 88 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,222 and try another universe? 89 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,975 No, thanks. We could wind up somewhere worse. 90 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,643 Like where humans are a meat source 91 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,687 for a highly evolved wizard people? 92 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,230 Yeah, like that. 93 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:53,859 Or one where everyone's French, but no one speaks French. 94 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,153 What's that? 95 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,029 ♪ (MENACING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 96 00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,823 BERT KIBBLER: Best guess? 97 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:02,909 A giant floating obelisk with no apparent means of propulsion? 98 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,328 (WITH RHOTACISM) You are weawy getting on my nerve. 99 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,997 -(DRONE WARBLING) -Stop talking. 100 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,583 -(ELECTRIC CRACKLING, BUZZING) -(GROANS, STRAINS) 101 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:10,667 (WARBLING STOPS) 102 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,377 -(GROANS) -(ELECTRIC BUZZING) 103 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,047 -(BUZZING STOPS) -Another piece of the puzzle? 104 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:19,301 Maybe. 105 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:20,552 -(ELECTRIC CRACKLING) -(BARRY YELPS) 106 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,846 -♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -I think what we're looking at 107 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:25,390 is your classic totalitarian dystopia 108 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:28,018 with a dollop of mind control surveillance. 109 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,896 -A dollop? -It means a small serving. 110 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,230 Yeah, I know what it means-- 111 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:35,358 -(ELECTRIC CRACKLING, BUZZING) -(GROANS, STRAINS) 112 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:38,153 (SNIFFS, PANTS) 113 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:39,905 (CHEERFULLY) I know what it means! 114 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:42,949 So, here's what I'm thinking. 115 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:46,536 We need to go to Caltech and find Weonard and Sheldon. 116 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:49,080 Okay, you do that. I'll try to find Denise. 117 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:53,543 With all due respect... (BREATHES DEEPLY) 118 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,629 ...perhaps we should stick together. 119 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:58,089 And you are entitled to your opinion, 120 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:00,383 but I am in love with this woman, 121 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,802 and I have to find her. 122 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,347 I understand. 123 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,641 -Thank you. -Hmm. 124 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:12,729 Idiot. (GROANS) 125 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,689 -(GRUNTS) Shit! -(ELECTRIC CRACKLING, BUZZING) 126 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,691 -(BUZZING STOPS) -♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 127 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:17,734 (GROANS) 128 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,778 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 129 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,908 ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC OVERLAPPING) ♪ 130 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,576 -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ -(KEYBOARD CLACKING) 131 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:30,247 -BERT: Hi. Can you help us? -Well, I certainly hope so. 132 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,624 Great. We are wooking for Dr. Weonard Hofstadter 133 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,584 or perhaps Dr. Sheldon Cooper. 134 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:35,961 Do you have an appointment? 135 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,088 -Uh... -No. 136 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,590 Oh, I wish you had an appointment. 137 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,133 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 138 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,888 -Can we make one? -Of course. 139 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:50,100 Then we'd like to make an appointment. 140 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,226 I don't make appointments. 141 00:05:51,308 --> 00:05:53,478 You'd have to contact their personal assistants. 142 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,272 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 143 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,524 Okay. Mm! 144 00:05:57,607 --> 00:06:00,068 And h... how do we get in touch with them? 145 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,152 You call them. 146 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,446 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 147 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,532 Can you tell us their numbers? 148 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,659 Sure can't. (CHUCKLES) 149 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:08,952 (BREATHES SHARPLY) 150 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,037 We are in the middle of a cwisis 151 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,622 and we weawy need to talk to them. 152 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,833 (WHISPERS) Sir, I would ask you not to raise your voice. 153 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,334 I'm not waising my voice. 154 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,295 (RAISES VOICE) I'm just trying to say-- 155 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:21,006 -(ELECTRIC CRACKLING, BUZZING) -(GROANS, STRAINS) 156 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:24,885 Sorry. 157 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:27,345 We're new to this whole button-in-the neck thing. 158 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:30,724 -(CHUCKLES) -BARRY: Ow! (GROANS) 159 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,977 ♪ (PERKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 160 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,103 (PANTS) 161 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,813 Oh... Oh, thank God. 162 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,566 (INTERCOM BUZZING) 163 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,693 -DENISE: (OVER INTERCOM) Yes? -Denise? 164 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:43,653 -DENISE: Who is it? -It's Stuart. 165 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,405 DENISE: Oh! What a pleasant surprise. 166 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:46,656 Come on in. 167 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,159 (DOOR LOCK BUZZING) 168 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,704 DENISE: Gary, you'll never guess who's here. 169 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:57,000 -You need to be cool. -Got it. Can we start over? 170 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,044 -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ -By all means. 171 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:01,880 Here's the thing. 172 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:04,007 Weonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper 173 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,884 built a vewy special device. 174 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,969 Well, if anyone here could build a special device, 175 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:09,596 it's certainly those two. 176 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,306 -It certainly is. -(CHUCKLES) 177 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,016 -You're doing good. -(EXHALES) 178 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:16,519 Anyway, the device has torn the fabwic of weality, 179 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:19,189 possibly causing the universe to cowapse 180 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,982 -and then weegwo. -Weegwo? 181 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:23,068 -Yeah, weegwo. -What is weegwo? 182 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,570 Weegwo. 183 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,864 Uh, uh, like a plant weegwos. 184 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,866 -Weegwo? -Wee-gwo. 185 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,576 -Weegwo? -Weegwo. 186 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,036 You stupid, stupid-- 187 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:35,747 -(ELECTRIC CRACKLING, BUZZING) -(GROANS, STRAINS) 188 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,916 He has trouble with the letter "R." 189 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:42,170 Oh! "Regrow." (CHUCKLES) That makes more sense. 190 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:46,424 ♪ (PERKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 191 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,387 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 192 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,805 Okay, I'm just gonna say it, 193 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,723 and forgive me if it doesn't make sense. 194 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:57,227 Denise, you and I are destined to be together, 195 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,063 and I have come from a parallel universe... 196 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,732 uh, to claim you. 197 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,401 Well, that is really something. 198 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,236 -Mind-blowing. -(DENISE CHUCKLES) 199 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,613 Okay, you're... So, you're like a running joke 200 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:10,073 -in all this, aren't you? -Sorry? 201 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:11,408 Uh, it's not important. 202 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:14,369 All I can tell you is that you don't have to live 203 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:17,122 with this AI thing controlling you. 204 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:20,041 -How? -It's a little complicated. 205 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,585 I've got this machine back at the store that... it... 206 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,462 (HESITATES) I-- I-- I-- I-- It... It-- 207 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:25,672 You're just gonna have to trust me. 208 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,298 -May I ask a question? -Of course. 209 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,592 I realize how upsetting this must be for you. 210 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,094 I'm not upset. Denise, are you upset? 211 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,179 -No, of course not. -What do you want her to do? 212 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,558 Well... 213 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,308 Like I said, I want her to leave you 214 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:39,769 and... and come with me. 215 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,230 Wow. Denise? 216 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,982 To be honest, it's tempting. 217 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:45,525 -(CHUCKLES) -Really? 218 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:46,693 -Sure. -Sure? 219 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:50,280 But... that... So, you're cool with this? 220 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:53,158 -Yeah, she can't stand me. -I can't. (CHUCKLES) 221 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,493 -Uh, so why stay together? -DENISE: Hmm. 222 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,454 Well, if I leave, then Gary would be upset. 223 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,830 -Traumatized. And we've learned 224 00:08:58,913 --> 00:08:59,956 not to upset each other. 225 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,958 -'Cause it hurts. -Ouch. 226 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,462 So, wait, you know that she's unhappy 227 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:06,796 and you're fine with it? 228 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,465 She's only unhappy when she's sober, 229 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:09,632 and that's not very often. 230 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,301 No, no, I have a little problem 231 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,219 with the... (CLICKS TONGUE) ...so... 232 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:14,471 -(CHUCKLES) -(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 233 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,555 Mm-hmm. 234 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:18,475 Okay. What kind of crazy upside-down world is this? 235 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:20,810 Denise, you have the right to be happy! 236 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:21,853 (RAISES VOICE) There's no reason 237 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,480 to stay with somebody that makes you mis-- 238 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:25,315 -(ELECTRIC CRACKLING, BUZZING) -(GROANS, BLABBERS) 239 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:26,566 Yeah. 240 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,485 (STUART BABBLING) 241 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,153 -Rum and Coke? -Diet Coke, please. 242 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,237 Coming up. 243 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:34,449 -(BLABBERS, GROANS) -♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 244 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,205 (INHALES, GROANS) 245 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,915 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 246 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,583 -Let me... -Yes. 247 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,336 -Hello. -Hello. 248 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,838 You know, in another universe, I worked in this building. 249 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,465 Really? In what department? 250 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:51,841 Geology. 251 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,927 Oh, that's not in this building anymore. 252 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,304 W... Why not? 253 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,389 They needed to make room for the important sciences. 254 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,186 Uh, geology is an important science. 255 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,896 And yet they moved it into the storage room 256 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,189 behind the gym. 257 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,899 (RAISES VOICE) W... W... Why would you take 258 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,484 a field of study that examines 259 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,028 the physical structure of the planet... 260 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:15,615 -(ELECTRIC CRACKLING, BUZZING) -(WHIMPERS, GROANS) 261 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:16,825 (SCOFFS) 262 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:18,576 Nice twy, Dumbo. 263 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,537 (ELECTRIC CRACKLING, BUZZING) 264 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,331 (GROANS) 265 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,918 I did not care for that woman. 266 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,962 (PANTS) 267 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,880 Also, I wet myself. 268 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,882 Lucky you're wearing dark pants. 269 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:33,967 Oh, yeah. 270 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,718 (POLICE SIREN CHIRPS) 271 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,638 This can't be good. 272 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,432 Hey, fellas. Got a minute? 273 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,393 What's going on? 274 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,228 I'm Officer McCaffrey. This is Officer Denison. 275 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,354 Call me "Steve." 276 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:49,149 And we're going to be your arresting officers today. 277 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,734 -What did we do? -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 278 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,236 "What did we do?" 279 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,863 -I love these guys. -Oh, yeah. 280 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:56,906 Seriously, what did we do? 281 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,408 Well, when people keep getting upset, 282 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,451 -it becomes a police matter. -DENISON: Don't you worry. 283 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:01,911 Everything's going to be explained 284 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,288 at the re-education center. 285 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,206 (GROANS) I don't like the sound of that. 286 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,416 Well, I hope you like the sound 287 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:07,584 of complimentary bottles of water. 288 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,210 -Hmm. -And granola bars, 289 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,212 'cause they're waiting for you in the back of the car. 290 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,384 (BARRY SIGHS) 291 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,720 Wook, a fwoating obewisk. 292 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:21,764 ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 293 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,017 (SIGHS) Oh, dear. 294 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:26,978 -(DEVICE CHIMES) -(ELECTRIC CRACKLING, BUZZING) 295 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,898 -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ -(BARRY GROANS, STRAINS) 296 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,151 -I'll just get in the car. -Yeah. 297 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,402 -Oh, thank you. -Yeah. 298 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,570 Right this way. 299 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,617 Sparkling or flat? 300 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,035 ♪ (GENTLE DREAMY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 301 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,287 Hello! I'm theater, film, 302 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,998 and television's Christine Baranski. 303 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,250 I bet you're wondering what you're doing here. 304 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:52,045 Simple answer, you have been non-compliant. 305 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:55,798 (IMITATES ELECTRIC BUZZING) "Ouch!" (CHUCKLES) Am I right? 306 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,717 Well, maybe this is a good opportunity 307 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,637 to remind ourselves, and by ourselves, I mean you, 308 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,431 why this is the best of all possible worlds. 309 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,642 I loved the first Mamma Mia! 310 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,852 The second one was kind of milking it. 311 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,979 -(SHUSHES) -CHRISTINE BARANSKI: Not too long ago, 312 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,440 human beings were on the verge of extinction. 313 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,484 -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Violence, crime, and war 314 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,652 were running rampant. 315 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:16,986 That's when our government 316 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,489 turned to the whiz kids in Silicon Valley and said... 317 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,324 "Can you save us from ourselves?" 318 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,618 (CHUCKLING) And boy, oh, boy, did they! 319 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,329 Well, not so much them, but the AI they built. 320 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,456 Shortly after it turned on its creators, 321 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,500 -brutally killing them all... -♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 322 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:33,836 ...the AI implanted electronic punishment devices 323 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,838 in everyone's brain stem. 324 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,716 Mix that with a little aerial surveillance, 325 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,511 and before you know it, a world free of anger, 326 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,929 war, and insult comics. 327 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:46,099 Does it work all the time? If it did, you wouldn't be here 328 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,809 beginning your 30-month 329 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,103 -re-education process. -♪ (GENTLE DREAMY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 330 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,855 Will that hurt? (LAUGHS) Like a motherfucker. 331 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:57,068 But when you walk out of here, you will be one happy amigo. 332 00:12:57,151 --> 00:13:00,446 -We gotta escape. -How? 333 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,866 I don't know, but I'll figure it out. 334 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,743 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 335 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:06,911 ♪ (MUSIC BUILDS) ♪ 336 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,997 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 337 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,584 -(SIGHS) -♪ (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 338 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:16,212 -I'm glad we didn't escape. -Oh, me too. 339 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,214 It was an honor being wehabilitated 340 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,716 -with you fewas. -(CHUCKLES) 341 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,343 I've got a sweet tooth. Who's up for some fro-yo? 342 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:23,886 Oh, love it. My treat! 343 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,263 -Aw. -Thanks, buddy. 344 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,473 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 345 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,435 -(TIRES SCREECHING) -♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 346 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:33,521 -BARRY: Huh? What's happening? -I think we're being abducted. 347 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:34,897 Well, so much for yogurt. 348 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,776 (ENGINE REVVING) 349 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,404 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 350 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,697 -BARRY: Stuart? -STUART: Yeah? 351 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,906 BARRY: You okay? 352 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,867 STUART: I am, yeah. Thank you for asking. 353 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,203 BERT: I'm okay, too. 354 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,623 (STUART SIGHS) 355 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,917 Zack? 356 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,711 -You know me? -STUART: Of course. 357 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,921 (STAMMERS) I... I mean, not from this universe. 358 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,798 Uh, I mean, it... it... it... it... 359 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,091 N... Never mind. 360 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,802 Well, regardless, consider yourself rescued. 361 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,013 Rescued? They let us out. 362 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,849 After wocking us up for two and a half years? 363 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,601 -Really? -Yes. Weawy. 364 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,145 Wow. That's embarrassing. (CHUCKLES) 365 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,938 -Who are you guys? -Oh, sorry. 366 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:20,985 Uh, yes, we are the Resistance, and this is our headquarters. 367 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,820 Used to be an Amazon shipping center. 368 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,030 We took over the lease. 369 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,782 -STUART: Oh, yeah. -It was a long process. It was like-- 370 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,283 COMMANDER: All right, soldiers. Step down. 371 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,326 I'll take it from here. 372 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,827 ZACK JOHNSON: Yes, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am. 373 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:33,164 ♪ (DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 374 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,004 Penny? 375 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,173 -(GROANS) -♪ (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) ♪ 376 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,468 Ah, what the heck? 377 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,803 That make you mad? 378 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,304 No, why would you even-- 379 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,347 (GROANS) 380 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,891 -What are you doing? -Deprogramming. 381 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,976 (YELPS, GROANS) 382 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,145 Okay, that is weawy uncalled for. 383 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,855 (GROANS) 384 00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,690 What about this? Was this called for? 385 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,234 -(GRUNTS) -Damn! 386 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,820 Excuse me, young lady, but that is wildly-- 387 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,321 Ow! 388 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,449 -Why aren't you being shocked? -Shielding technology. 389 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,035 -Oh, great! -Yeah, it's pretty tight. 390 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,663 (GROANS, SIGHS) 391 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,039 When are you gonna stop hitting us? 392 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,208 -When you get angry. -Huh. 393 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,751 -(GROANS) -Are you angry? 394 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,670 No. 395 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,171 -(STUART YELPS) -Are you angry? 396 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:23,840 No. 397 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,216 -(YELLS) -(SHOUTS) Are you angry? 398 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,342 Yup! 399 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,761 I'm mad, I'm mad! 400 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,180 What about you? 401 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,516 Furious, and honestly, a... a wittle turned on. 402 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,144 -(GRUNTS) -(LAUGHS) Yes, ma'am! 403 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:39,355 I don't understand. Why did you rescue us? 404 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,858 -Because I called them. -♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 405 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,359 Thirty months ago. 406 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:46,529 What do you want from me? I'm running a rebellion here. 407 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,115 Denise, you came back for me. 408 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,367 Not really. I found your machine. 409 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,911 Show us how it can get rid of the AI. 410 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,581 -Oh, uh... -(ZIP TIE SNAPPING) 411 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,250 Yeah, I probably wasn't clear about that. 412 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,752 It won't solve your AI problems. 413 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,713 BARRY: Yeah, it'll just get us 414 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,090 out of your happy-go-fascist universe. 415 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,134 Besides, we don't really know how to use it. 416 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,760 We have some theowies. 417 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,430 So, wait, none of you know how to defeat the AI overlord? 418 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:15,099 (HESITANTLY) I don't. Bert? 419 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,684 -Nope. -Kripke? 420 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:17,768 Not weawy. 421 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:18,853 (SIGHS) 422 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:19,937 Kill them! 423 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,314 -Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! -Uh... 424 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,774 Hold on. I-- I have an idea. 425 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,112 Fine, go ahead. 426 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,157 Now, it's a wong shot, but it... it's worth a twy. 427 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,409 -(SNIFFS, SIGHS) -♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 428 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,411 Hmm, okay. 429 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,247 (SIGHS) Hmm. Mm. 430 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,625 Okay. (EXHALES) 431 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,585 What is your idea? 432 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,839 Ah, if everyone would pwease wook over there. 433 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,343 ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 434 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,471 -He keeps doing that. -Shoot him! 435 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,559 Oh, boy. 436 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,770 ♪ ("FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE" BY METALLICA PLAYING) ♪ 437 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,563 Oh, shit! They found us! 438 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,607 Okay. Shoot the drones! Shoot the drones! 439 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,276 (DRONES WARBLING) 440 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,403 -(GUNSHOTS) -(REBELS SHOUTING, CLAMORING) 441 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,532 (REBELS SCREAMING) 442 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:17,744 ♪ Do unto others As they've done to you ♪ 443 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:22,583 ♪ But what the hell Is this world coming to? ♪ 444 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,795 BARRY: Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! 445 00:17:25,877 --> 00:17:28,172 -Barry, wait! -Sorry, fewas! 446 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,382 (YELPS) 447 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,218 ♪ (TENSE DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 448 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,845 No, don't get shot, you idiot! Oh, my God. 449 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:36,722 (BARRY GROANS) 450 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,478 -Give me your hand. -Why? 451 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,313 I don't wanna have to find you again. 452 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:51,362 -♪ (EPIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(DEVICE CHIMES) 453 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:54,323 (DEVICE RUMBLING, ROARING) 454 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,492 (REBELS GROAN) 455 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:01,956 (PORTAL WARBLING) 456 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:05,209 -(SHARP WHOOSH) -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 457 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,337 -(WHOOSHING WARBLE) -(ECHOING SCREAMS) 458 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:11,507 ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 459 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:12,550 (WARBLE STOPS) 460 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,427 ♪ (SOFT ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 461 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,555 Oh, excuse me. I was about to buy that Necronomicon. 462 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,056 (SCOFFS) Get over yourself. 463 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,100 You can't handle this level of magic. 464 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,227 Uh... here. 465 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,646 Alchemy for Dummies. That's more your speed. 466 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:26,856 (SCOFFS) 467 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:27,857 I'll show you my speed. 468 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,692 Sempe faldinide un pera! 469 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:30,901 (RUMBLING WHOOSH) 470 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,699 (GRUNTS, STRAINS) 471 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,367 DENISE: Oh, my God. 472 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,037 -What happened? Where are we? -♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 473 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,872 -Make it stop! -(SERPENT HISSES) 474 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,874 -Please! -Uh... Hang on. 475 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,208 Kyle? 476 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,251 (CHUCKLES) 477 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:48,544 I wasn't really gonna kill him. 478 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,254 -Stop! -(SIGHS) 479 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:51,839 -Fine. -(SNAKE HISSES) 480 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:52,882 Dnim reven. 481 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:56,260 (GROANS, BREATHES HEAVILY) 482 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,179 You're such an asshole. 483 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,765 You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole. 484 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,725 Elohssa. 485 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,352 -Kyle! -♪ (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 486 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,728 What is going on? 487 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,937 Wild guess? 488 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:10,066 We've landed in a universe where magic is real. 489 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,859 Wait, this machine actually worked? 490 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:15,071 -We're in another universe? -It's, uh... It's crazy, right? 491 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,573 -(GASPS) There's magic here? -♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 492 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,909 What else explains the, uh, asshole 493 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,619 on Trevor's head? 494 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,871 -There's an asshole on my head? -(CHUCKLES) 495 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,708 Oh! Oh, great! 496 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,628 Well, the good news is those joy buzzers are gone. 497 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,588 Oh, yeah. They are. 498 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:33,923 (GROANS) Oh, my God. 499 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,466 -I have hemorrhoids. -(KYLE CHUCKLES) 500 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,135 ♪ (ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 501 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,804 I think we'll be safe here. 502 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,307 CROWD: (CHANTING) Burn the scientist! 503 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,142 -Burn the scientist! -♪ (MENACING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 504 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,477 CROWD: Burn the scientist! 505 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,937 BERT: Kripke, help me! 506 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,731 (HESITATES) Hey, hey, uh, is that weawy necessary? 507 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:51,941 Yes. 508 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,859 I twied. 509 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:57,613 CROWD: Burn the scientist! Burn the scientist! 510 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:58,948 (CHANTING BECOMES MUFFLED) 511 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,284 ♪ ("GRID" BY PERFUME GENIUS PLAYING) ♪ 512 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:07,873 ♪ (SINGER VOCALIZING) ♪ 513 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:24,140 -♪ At least we know ♪ -♪ Ah-ah ♪ 514 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,183 -♪ Where it's been ♪ -♪ Ah-ah ♪ 515 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,477 -♪ At least we know ♪ -♪ Ah-ah ♪ 516 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,646 -♪ Where it's been ♪ -♪ Ah-ah ♪ 517 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,482 -♪ At least we know ♪ -♪ Eh-eh ♪ 518 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,401 -♪ Where it's been ♪ -♪ Eh-eh ♪ 519 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,987 -♪ At least we know ♪ -♪ Ah-ah ♪ 520 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,156 -♪ Where it's been ♪ -♪ Ah-ah ♪ 521 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,324 -♪ At least we know ♪ -♪ Ah-ah ♪ 522 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,660 -♪ Where it's been ♪ -♪ Ah-ah ♪ 523 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,037 -♪ At least we know ♪ -♪ Ah-ah ♪ 524 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,331 -♪ Where it's been ♪ -♪ Ah-ah ♪ 525 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,792 -♪ At least we know ♪ -♪ Eh-eh ♪ 526 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:54,003 -♪ Where it's been ♪ -♪ Eh-eh ♪ 527 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,505 -♪ Where it's been ♪ -♪ Ah-ah ♪ 528 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,590 ♪ Where it's been ♪ 529 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:58,924 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪