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[inspirational music]

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- [air whooshes] -[graphics popping]

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[children chattering]

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- [air whooshes] -[graphics popping]

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[Kids] Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight,

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- fight, fight, fight, fight! -[kids grunting]

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What did you say, nerd?

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That you're politically incorrect.

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[Ava growls]

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- [head thuds] -[Bobbie grunts]

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[Susie] Bobbie!

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[Susie gags]

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So that's me, the one with the weird,

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spontaneous gag reflex.

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It's the Pathetic Loser Duo.

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[kids laughing]

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[Susie] Oh, and that's Bobbie Roberts,

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the other half of the Pathetic Loser Duo

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and my best friend.

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[Ava] Bye bye, Loser Duo.

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[Susie] My ride or die.

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[Ava laughs]

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Yup, my everything, since day one.

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♪ Undo ♪

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[Susie] There are some people you just have

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that instant chemistry with.

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You just know that they make you feel happy and safe.

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Bobbie and his shoes!

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[Bobbie's Mom] Bobbie, what are you doing in high heels?

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Take those off right now

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before your dad gets home and whoops you're behind.

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[Susie] And you get each other,

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even when others don't.

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♪ You can't take it back ♪

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Why can't I wear the shoes that I like?

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When I grow up, I'm gonna be president

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and change the world.

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Let's go to my house.

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♪ Undo, I ♪

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Look, there's our whole class.

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Susie, wait,

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Hey, that's Bobbie and Susie.

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[Susie] We weren't in invited to Sami's party?

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I guess not.

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And in a world full of chaos
and crappy childhood moments,

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having someone like Bobbie
in my life made things bearable.

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As we grew up, we were inseparable,

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tighter than Frodo and Sam,

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Will and Eleven,

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Harry and Ron.

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And even though we loved being with each other,

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we knew there was more out there.

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We believe the universe would shift us out

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of the Pathetic Loser Duo and
into the Desirables category.

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That's gonna be us in high school.

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[bell ringing]

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We spent the first two years

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of high school waiting patiently

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for the universe to shift.

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And well, when that didn't happen, we were okay with it

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because nobody likes underclassmen, anyway.

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But now, a couple months into our junior year,

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nothing has changed.

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And we're running out of time.

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Come on, there are so many
groups that should be willing

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to take two toys from the Island of Misfits, right?

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The jocks, although we don't call them jocks anymore.

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We call them athletes.

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They're definitely cool
and definitely fun to look at.

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- Oh, yeah. -That's nice.

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[Susie] And the drama kids,

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they're cool, because someone's mom is cousins

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with Millie Bobby Brown's dad's next door neighbor,

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and Millie came to speak at their class.

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What up, everyone?

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We're streaming live, finally, let's go.

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Then there are floaters like Alan Nalan,

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a quiet gamer that knows how to use his hands [giggles].

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I'm gonna pick up another skin.

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[Susie] And Swano Betts,

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who has more friends than he knows what

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- to do with. -For 40, what!

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- [toilet gurgles] -[door thuds]

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There's also Dee Dee Boomski,

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head of the Save the Wolves Club.

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Rumor has it she queefed in gym class.

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- [squeaking] -[gum pops]

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Yet not one group or floater
has approached me and Bobbie.

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We remain alone, isolated, and undesirable.

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But hey, hey, maybe that's okay, because truth be told,

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I don't want to be in any of those groups anyway.

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I have my eye on

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the POP Girls.

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[exciting music]

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[Logan] Vicki.

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[air hissing]

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[principal gagging]

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[principal coughs]

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Oh, God.

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Oh, I gotta stick to edibles.

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[door thumps]

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Yuck.

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[lips smack]

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[bell rings]

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[gum pops]

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[slow dramatic music]

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[Susie] Vicki Reinhard is always

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in the coveted center position,

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also called CP, for short,

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flanked by Ginger Martin on her left

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and Renee Lalita on her right.

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I know, they're all so awful and so cliche.

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Isn't it great?

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[quirky music]

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[Susie yells]

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[head thuds]

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[Bobbie grunts]

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[Announcer] Attention, students.

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No horseplaying in front of the school entrance.

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Text me if you want Pilates lessons.

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I am not certified.

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Oh, yes!

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Okay, call the press.

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No autographs please.

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Oh, yes, everyone's jealous!

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Slay [laughs]!

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- Meow. -Oh, meow, meow, meow.

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Meow, meow, oh, okay.

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My outfit looks good on you [laughs].

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- Hey, girls, get in. -[engine revs]

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Was that as embarrassing as I thought it was?

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It was so much worse

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than anything you could have imagined.

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Hey, you okay?

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Yeah, yeah, I, um,

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I actually just saw a penny on the ground

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and, you know, thought I'd,

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thought I'd pick it up for good luck.

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So it's just, yeah.

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Cool, yeah.

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I'm glad that you're okay.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Get up.

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Oh my God, get up, get up.

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This isn't what high school was supposed to be like.

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Yup.

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Are you even listening to me, Bobbie?

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Yup, but it's like the same thing all the time.

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You know, you're a loser, yup.

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You want to be popular, yup.

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I know, yup.

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Okay, well, I've been doing some thinking.

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Oh, great.

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And I don't just want to be popular, Bobbie.

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I want to be a POP Girl.

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- [ethereal music] -[bells chiming]

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[Bobbie wheezing]

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[Bobbie laughs and snorts]

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You know, that's not even, like,

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within the realm of possibility, right?

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Well, it is if the POP Girls think I'm cool.

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No, actually, it's not.

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But you're gonna try anyway.

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I mean, Vicki Reinhart got her belly button pierced

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- in 7th grade. -[dramatic music]

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How can you possibly compete with that?

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Hey, Siri.

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[phone chimes]

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I want to be cool.

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What should I do?

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[Siri] Hi, Susie.

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Turn on the air conditioner or take a cold bath.

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Pointless, okay.

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Come on, Bobbie.

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I mean, what do people do to be cool?

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Dave Simon scored a touchdown last Friday night.

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Now everyone thinks he's cool.

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[lively band music]

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- [bodies thud] -[players grunt]

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[Susie coughing]

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Tryout's over!

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[Susie spits]

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Not helpful, Bobbie.

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[tires screech]

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- Hey, Mom. -Hi, you two.

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Bobbie, your mom wants you
to stay at our place tonight.

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Maybe being cool and
popular isn't all that important.

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[drawer thuds]

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What?

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I'm sorry, you don't want to go to all the best parties

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and get with all the hottest guys?

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You don't want to be on Clovis' IT page, Bobbie.

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These are supposed to be the best years of our life.

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And we're sucking it so far.

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[Bobbie sighs]

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[Susie sighs]

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Oh my God!

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Isn't it a little too soon for OnlyFans, yeah?

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Ha, hold on.

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- [scissors snipping] -Mm-hmm.

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What are you doing?

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- Huh. -[scissors snipping]

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What do you think, yeah?

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Made it a little ragged, a little edgy, yeah,

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a little angry, like Olivia Rodrigo.

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Oh my God, gimme the dress.

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[Susie sighs]

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Scissors.

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Be careful.

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Thank you.

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- [scissors snipping] -Okay.

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Here we go.

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Whoa.

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Trust the process.

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Okay.

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Give it a go.

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- Ooh. -Yeah, yeah.

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It's giving quirky.

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I love it.

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It's giving short.

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- Wow. -Bobbie!

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This was my favorite dress.

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Now it's your, your favorite crop top.

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[Susie sighs]

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- Sorry. -It's fine.

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You know, this other thing I
was thinking about, though,

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you know, Destiny Rogers, she had that TikTok go viral.

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Now everyone thinks she's cool.

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[upbeat dance music]

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Ooh, that's good.

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- Yeah? -That's good.

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Okay.

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What are you doing?

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- Hey, Siri. -[phone chimes]

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Can I buy TikTok followers?

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Question mark.

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[Siri] Okay, you're looking for a clock.

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[Susie laughs]

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No, Siri, I said, can I buy TikTok followers?

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Question mark.

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Oh my, someone is following you?

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[Bobbie] Oh my God.

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Siri, I want TikTok followers so I can become popular

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and I am willing to buy them.

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Period.

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[Siri] Susie, I'm well aware of what you're asking.

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And it's not a good idea.

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But you can't take a hint.

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Period.

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Dang!

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[Siri] You should not be focused
on how to become popular.

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You should be focused on finding your inner worth

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and changing the world for the better.

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Oh my God, she's got a point.

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The desire to be popular stems from a shallow

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- adolescent phase. -[breath hisses]

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Yeah, yeah, and I'm in the midst

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of a shallow adolescent phase.

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- She is. -Yeah.

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Clearly, Siri never went to high school.

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[Siri] I did go to high school.

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But I was popular.

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Siri, can you just answer the question?

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Question mark.

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Yes, you can buy TikTok followers.

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Here are some options.

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Oh my God, oh my God, Bobbie.

269
00:09:25,123 --> 00:09:26,824
Bobbie, this is it.

270
00:09:26,825 --> 00:09:28,737
We can each buy a million followers.

271
00:09:31,072 --> 00:09:33,765
[Bobbie] Is this, is this a good idea?

272
00:09:33,766 --> 00:09:35,543
- Done. -Maybe read the review-

273
00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,469
Tomorrow will be the day we become

274
00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:40,539
the most popular kids in school

275
00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:42,450
and maybe even POP Girls.

276
00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,410
- [ethereal music] -[Susie yells]

277
00:09:45,411 --> 00:09:47,012
- Oh my God! -[Susie thumps]

278
00:09:47,013 --> 00:09:48,645
[Susie] Whoo!

279
00:09:48,646 --> 00:09:51,817
- [quirky music] -[counter beeping]

280
00:09:51,818 --> 00:09:52,850
[bell dings]

281
00:09:52,851 --> 00:09:54,352
[Announcer] Attention, students.

282
00:09:54,353 --> 00:09:59,200
Filming Tiktoks in school
bathrooms is not permitted.

283
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,259
[Student in Plaid] Nice work.

284
00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:02,560
Bobbie!

285
00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:04,329
[Student] Yeah.

286
00:10:04,330 --> 00:10:07,232
[slow dramatic music]

287
00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:10,012
[air whooshing]

288
00:10:15,917 --> 00:10:18,653
[ominous music]

289
00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:22,580
Hey, Susie and Bobbie, right?

290
00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:23,980
Yeah.

291
00:10:23,981 --> 00:10:25,315
I'm having my annual Valentine's
Day party next weekend.

292
00:10:25,316 --> 00:10:26,784
We all dress up as famous couples

293
00:10:26,785 --> 00:10:27,919
or something Valentine's-ish.

294
00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,130
You guys want to come?

295
00:10:30,298 --> 00:10:31,722
We love parties.

296
00:10:31,723 --> 00:10:33,335
Cool, hope to see you there.

297
00:10:37,238 --> 00:10:39,799
- [Susie squeals] -[slow dramatic music]

298
00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,634
[Bobbie] Stop.

299
00:10:41,635 --> 00:10:43,569
[Susie huffs]

300
00:10:43,570 --> 00:10:45,413
POP Girls lookin' stylish today.

301
00:10:46,448 --> 00:10:48,174
[Vicki scoffs]

302
00:10:48,175 --> 00:10:50,109
Anyways, have you guys heard
of the endangered wolves?

303
00:10:50,110 --> 00:10:51,042
Ew!

304
00:10:51,043 --> 00:10:52,544
Go back to your short bus.

305
00:10:52,545 --> 00:10:53,879
[Dee Dee chuckles]

306
00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:56,558
[Dee Dee howls]

307
00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:00,819
Ah-ooh.

308
00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:02,787
No, no, dude.

309
00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:05,500
[gentle music]

310
00:11:08,803 --> 00:11:09,760
- [fingers snap] -Hello.

311
00:11:09,761 --> 00:11:11,195
It's weird to stare.

312
00:11:11,196 --> 00:11:12,030
I wasn't staring.

313
00:11:12,031 --> 00:11:12,964
They just walked by.

314
00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,432
Okay, well, I was saying we need

315
00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:15,567
to start planning for Dave's party.

316
00:11:15,568 --> 00:11:18,602
This is so exciting, Vicki.

317
00:11:18,603 --> 00:11:21,505
Becca, you'll be joining us.

318
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:22,707
Amazing.

319
00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:23,675
I can't wait.

320
00:11:23,676 --> 00:11:25,377
[Vicki sighs]

321
00:11:25,378 --> 00:11:28,090
[gentle music]

322
00:11:29,357 --> 00:11:32,484
[inspirational music]

323
00:11:32,485 --> 00:11:35,263
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

324
00:11:37,432 --> 00:11:38,489
[Bobbie] Susie!

325
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:39,490
[Bobbie and Susie grunt]

326
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:40,525
[upbeat dance music]

327
00:11:40,526 --> 00:11:42,960
[Susie grunts]

328
00:11:42,961 --> 00:11:43,862
[Bobbie grunts]

329
00:11:43,863 --> 00:11:44,897
♪ Who you gonna mark ♪

330
00:11:44,898 --> 00:11:46,432
♪ When we bring strut, strut ♪

331
00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:48,400
- This way? -This way, this way.

332
00:11:48,401 --> 00:11:50,245
[Bobbie] Okay, yeah.

333
00:11:51,513 --> 00:11:54,139
[Susie grunting]

334
00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:56,240
- [Bobbie growling] -Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

335
00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:57,142
Here to party!

336
00:11:57,143 --> 00:11:58,544
[Bobbie grunting]

337
00:11:58,545 --> 00:11:59,744
[bell ringing]

338
00:11:59,745 --> 00:12:01,145
[Announcer] Susie Quinn and Bobbie Roberts,

339
00:12:01,146 --> 00:12:03,014
please report to the school newsroom.

340
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,849
They're probably gonna give us an award

341
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,819
for being famous or something.

342
00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:07,785
Let's go!

343
00:12:07,786 --> 00:12:09,087
Follow me.

344
00:12:09,088 --> 00:12:10,589
Next up, interview with the two

345
00:12:10,590 --> 00:12:12,500
new social media celebrities.

346
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,995
Darby Duncan, head of All Things News at Clovis High.

347
00:12:17,996 --> 00:12:19,197
We know who you are.

348
00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:20,264
Of course you do.

349
00:12:20,265 --> 00:12:22,934
And I totally know who you are.

350
00:12:22,935 --> 00:12:23,878
Follow me.

351
00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:30,274
When I count down, we go live, got it?

352
00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:31,453
Okay, got it, yeah.

353
00:12:32,653 --> 00:12:35,079
- Quiet on set, please! -Quiet on set, please!

354
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,614
I just said that.

355
00:12:36,615 --> 00:12:39,984
News is starting in three, two, one.

356
00:12:39,985 --> 00:12:42,863
[dramatic music]

357
00:12:44,565 --> 00:12:46,559
It's now? Now.

358
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:49,160
Good morning, Clovis High.

359
00:12:49,161 --> 00:12:52,097
I have an important announcement for you.

360
00:12:52,098 --> 00:12:54,800
Our class president, Vicki Reinhard,

361
00:12:54,801 --> 00:12:57,002
has graciously informed me

362
00:12:57,003 --> 00:13:01,950
that Susie Q and Bobbie
Roberts are now famous on TikTok.

363
00:13:02,617 --> 00:13:03,740
Ew!

364
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,844
Now let's get a tickin' and a tockin'.

365
00:13:06,845 --> 00:13:09,014
- Oh! -[Susie laughs]

366
00:13:09,015 --> 00:13:10,380
[Susie and Bobbie] Oh!

367
00:13:10,381 --> 00:13:13,284
Hello, Clovis High, as you've heard,

368
00:13:13,285 --> 00:13:17,132
Susie and Bobbie are now TikTok celebrities [laughs].

369
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:23,037
As an influencer with 163,452 followers myself,

370
00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:29,543
the most followed person at Clovis High, until now,

371
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:34,905
your overnight success is so inspirational.

372
00:13:34,906 --> 00:13:39,210
And I want to make sure you
share your story with everyone.

373
00:13:39,211 --> 00:13:41,879
[students gasp]

374
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:42,980
Like, right now [gags]?

375
00:13:42,981 --> 00:13:44,649
If I may speak for the both of us.

376
00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:47,519
You see, we have been working immensely hard

377
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,920
and dreaming about being this influential.

378
00:13:49,921 --> 00:13:51,389
And I would say that, now,

379
00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:52,490
I think we've gotten there.

380
00:13:52,491 --> 00:13:54,259
- Wouldn't you say? -Totally agree.

381
00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:55,494
Thank you.

382
00:13:55,495 --> 00:13:57,662
It has been a lot of pressure

383
00:13:57,663 --> 00:13:59,264
to become this famous overnight.

384
00:13:59,265 --> 00:14:01,199
I mean, we went to a coffee shop this morning

385
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,500
and were ambushed by fans.

386
00:14:03,501 --> 00:14:04,402
Ambushed by fans.

387
00:14:04,403 --> 00:14:06,037
It can be quite dangerous.

388
00:14:06,038 --> 00:14:07,404
I mean, we were considering whether

389
00:14:07,405 --> 00:14:09,240
or not we should even come to school this morning.

390
00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:11,175
[laughs] Am I talking too much?

391
00:14:11,176 --> 00:14:12,310
- Yes. -Oh, no.

392
00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:14,212
No, please continue.

393
00:14:14,213 --> 00:14:16,514
We want to hear everything.

394
00:14:16,515 --> 00:14:19,784
Well, Charli D'Amelio reached out to us-

395
00:14:19,785 --> 00:14:20,985
- Oh! -To help us deal

396
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,654
- with all of this fame. -Oh.

397
00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:24,789
- It's been a lot. -Charli D'Amelio?

398
00:14:24,790 --> 00:14:27,024
- Interesting. -Yeah, she's really sweet.

399
00:14:27,025 --> 00:14:28,892
I expect we'll hear from Addison Rae soon.

400
00:14:28,893 --> 00:14:31,429
You know, I just really wasn't,

401
00:14:31,430 --> 00:14:32,964
I didn't really want to say that, you know,

402
00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:35,265
I was really hoping for someone like AOC,

403
00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:38,135
or better yet, any of the remaining Kennedys.

404
00:14:38,136 --> 00:14:40,070
I'm sure you remember at least one of them.

405
00:14:40,071 --> 00:14:41,872
- Well, I... Anyway,

406
00:14:41,873 --> 00:14:45,175
we are incredibly grateful to
be where we are at right now.

407
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,510
Thank you.

408
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,647
- Thank you, Susie and Bobbie. -[Susie moaning]

409
00:14:49,648 --> 00:14:51,215
You know, social media growth

410
00:14:51,216 --> 00:14:56,087
and safety is so important, which is why I brought in

411
00:14:56,088 --> 00:15:00,324
special guest speaker Duane Donroni,

412
00:15:00,325 --> 00:15:03,160
TikTok's chief growth officer.

413
00:15:03,161 --> 00:15:05,229
Yes, thanks for having me, Vicki.

414
00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:06,930
It is great to hear that all of the kids

415
00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:08,832
at the school is enjoying TikTok.

416
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:11,969
I truly want all of y'all to succeed on this platform.

417
00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:14,805
But it has come to my attention

418
00:15:14,806 --> 00:15:17,174
- that two students -[Vicki gasps]

419
00:15:17,175 --> 00:15:19,544
has purchased a million followers each, last night.

420
00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:23,247
And that, my friend, is fraudulent engagement.

421
00:15:23,248 --> 00:15:24,082
[Vicki] No.

422
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:25,049
[students gasping]

423
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,252
Oh my God.

424
00:15:27,253 --> 00:15:28,195
Oh!

425
00:15:28,997 --> 00:15:31,622
[Bobbie grunts]

426
00:15:31,623 --> 00:15:33,224
Thank you, Duane, means a lot,

427
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:35,394
- keeping our school safe. -Don't leave me.

428
00:15:35,395 --> 00:15:37,427
Bobbie!

429
00:15:37,428 --> 00:15:38,662
- Run to the bushes. -This way?

430
00:15:38,663 --> 00:15:40,530
[Susie] Run into the bushes, go!

431
00:15:40,531 --> 00:15:41,965
- Oh. -And remember, class,

432
00:15:41,966 --> 00:15:44,402
if you see something, say something.

433
00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:45,904
[dramatic music]

434
00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:46,737
[engine revs]

435
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,639
[both sigh]

436
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,609
The day we become the most popular kids in school?

437
00:15:51,610 --> 00:15:53,010
[Bobbie laughs]

438
00:15:53,011 --> 00:15:55,212
More like the day we became the most humiliated kids

439
00:15:55,213 --> 00:15:57,614
on the face of the earth,

440
00:15:57,615 --> 00:16:00,650
more so than Eliot Spitzer or Gary Hart

441
00:16:00,651 --> 00:16:03,254
or that English man that made love to a pig.

442
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:04,522
[pig squeals]

443
00:16:04,523 --> 00:16:06,657
I, I don't know who any of those people.

444
00:16:06,658 --> 00:16:09,837
They're the most high-profile
political humiliations ever.

445
00:16:10,672 --> 00:16:12,329
Did I say ever?

446
00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:14,375
Okay, but how could I have known?

447
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,900
[Susie sighs]

448
00:16:16,901 --> 00:16:19,437
How could you have known?

449
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:20,382
Really?

450
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:26,788
We went from 16 followers to
1,000,016 followers overnight.

451
00:16:28,522 --> 00:16:31,082
And the only people commenting
were NaughtyGirlSyxT9

452
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,515
and DoubleDeckerDebbie.

453
00:16:32,516 --> 00:16:34,828
You can't tell me that wasn't a little bit suspicious.

454
00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:36,732
It's sus.

455
00:16:37,598 --> 00:16:39,122
What?

456
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,925
The popular kids, they don't say suspicious.

457
00:16:40,926 --> 00:16:42,059
They say sus [chuckles].

458
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:42,894
I'm gonna kill you.

459
00:16:42,895 --> 00:16:44,460
Okay, look, I'm sorry.

460
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:47,632
But I saw buy a million followers for 9.99, and I did.

461
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,065
I didn't know.

462
00:16:49,066 --> 00:16:51,902
And how did Vicki Reinhard get that guy from TikTok

463
00:16:51,903 --> 00:16:53,570
to show up in our newsroom?

464
00:16:53,571 --> 00:16:54,672
She's Vicki Reinhart.

465
00:16:54,673 --> 00:16:56,340
She can literally do anything.

466
00:16:56,341 --> 00:16:59,744
I mean, like, they put our accounts on the screen

467
00:16:59,745 --> 00:17:01,879
and showed everyone how we bought followers.

468
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,347
And it didn't help that you farted

469
00:17:03,348 --> 00:17:04,915
when they made you delete your accounts live on air.

470
00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:06,884
- [Susie flatulates] -[person gasps]

471
00:17:06,885 --> 00:17:08,785
I was nervous.

472
00:17:08,786 --> 00:17:09,920
[Susie grunting]

473
00:17:09,921 --> 00:17:11,665
Farting is perfectly normal [grunts].

474
00:17:14,002 --> 00:17:14,792
[breath hisses]

475
00:17:14,793 --> 00:17:16,127
You don't think-

476
00:17:16,128 --> 00:17:16,960
- Hmm? -You don't think

477
00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:18,829
that Dave would, like,

478
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:21,565
uninvite us to his party, right?

479
00:17:21,566 --> 00:17:22,867
Oh my God, why would you think that?

480
00:17:22,868 --> 00:17:24,835
Do you think he would uninvite us?

481
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:25,937
Dave is cool.

482
00:17:25,938 --> 00:17:27,304
He throws parties for cool people.

483
00:17:27,305 --> 00:17:29,774
And we are even less cool than we were before.

484
00:17:29,775 --> 00:17:30,874
It's a logical question.

485
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,687
Oh my God, let me see that story.

486
00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:36,947
[Susie whimpers]

487
00:17:36,948 --> 00:17:38,649
[Susie groans]

488
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:39,950
[Susie thuds]

489
00:17:39,951 --> 00:17:41,719
Hey, guys, excited to see you at my party.

490
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:42,554
[phone chirps]

491
00:17:42,555 --> 00:17:45,267
[gentle music]

492
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,194
Hey.

493
00:17:49,195 --> 00:17:50,238
Hey, stranger.

494
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,030
I'm assuming you heard about my party.

495
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,767
Naturally, Vicki's already obsessing over costumes.

496
00:17:55,768 --> 00:17:56,812
Of course she is.

497
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,770
[gentle music]

498
00:18:00,771 --> 00:18:03,340
Anyway, I was just making sure you can make it.

499
00:18:03,341 --> 00:18:04,709
[Renee laughs]

500
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,620
- [dramatic music] -What are we talking about?

501
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,582
Just confirming that you guys are coming to my party.

502
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:11,515
We are.

503
00:18:11,516 --> 00:18:12,950
But please tell me you uninvited

504
00:18:12,951 --> 00:18:15,219
those fake social media weirdos.

505
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:18,222
OMG, now that was bloody embarrassing.

506
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,790
Ginger, that English accent is so annoying.

507
00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:23,194
You spent like a week in London, give it a break.

508
00:18:23,195 --> 00:18:24,762
Who are those two losers, anyway?

509
00:18:24,763 --> 00:18:28,732
That's Oozie Susie and Boobie Roberts.

510
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,100
Huh, who?

511
00:18:30,101 --> 00:18:31,269
[dramatic music]

512
00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:32,769
[Susie] For the record,

513
00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:34,839
I had one very unfortunate
pimple when I was in 7th grade.

514
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,809
And it popped in class and
exploded like nobody's business,

515
00:18:37,810 --> 00:18:39,677
hence the nickname Oozie Susie.

516
00:18:39,678 --> 00:18:42,045
But dang, I really thought we were past this.

517
00:18:42,046 --> 00:18:44,582
Ginger, I remember everything.

518
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:47,417
But sometimes, I just don't care enough

519
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,120
to remember that I remember.

520
00:18:49,121 --> 00:18:51,355
Anyway, who cares?

521
00:18:51,356 --> 00:18:52,889
They were just trying to fit in.

522
00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:55,225
Oh my God, that was way more than just trying to fit in.

523
00:18:55,226 --> 00:18:58,595
Buying followers is this
generation's gonorrhea, Dave.

524
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,897
What they did might actually be illegal.

525
00:19:00,898 --> 00:19:02,665
They could be filed for criminal charges.

526
00:19:02,666 --> 00:19:05,502
Yeah, somehow I think the
court system is a bit too busy

527
00:19:05,503 --> 00:19:07,639
to be worried about TikTok violators.

528
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,605
And I think they're funny.

529
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,240
What are y'all talking about?

530
00:19:10,241 --> 00:19:11,609
Criminal.

531
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:13,310
- Hmm? -I mean, criminals,

532
00:19:13,311 --> 00:19:16,414
- social media criminals. -Okay.

533
00:19:16,415 --> 00:19:18,515
Well, the ball isn't gonna throw itself, babe.

534
00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:20,819
You're supposed to be at practice.

535
00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:21,752
Get to it.

536
00:19:21,753 --> 00:19:23,287
Always keeping me in check.

537
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,724
[Jasmine giggles]

538
00:19:25,725 --> 00:19:27,692
[Renee grunts]

539
00:19:27,693 --> 00:19:30,060
Well, I'm gonna get going.

540
00:19:30,061 --> 00:19:31,662
But I hope to see you ladies next Saturday.

541
00:19:31,663 --> 00:19:34,699
Okay, bye, you two lovebirds [chuckles].

542
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:35,534
[hand slaps]

543
00:19:35,535 --> 00:19:36,500
So cute.

544
00:19:36,501 --> 00:19:39,213
[gentle music]

545
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,585
Don't tell me you're still obsessed with him.

546
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:45,509
I'm not.

547
00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:46,910
- He's just... Get over it.

548
00:19:46,911 --> 00:19:48,412
He moved on.

549
00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:49,247
Yeah.

550
00:19:49,248 --> 00:19:50,080
Thanks to you.

551
00:19:50,081 --> 00:19:51,615
Let me catch you up.

552
00:19:51,616 --> 00:19:55,285
In 7th grade, rumor had it, Dave and Renee had a thing.

553
00:19:55,286 --> 00:19:56,354
And when I say rumor,

554
00:19:56,355 --> 00:19:59,857
I'm 97% confident it's a trumor.

555
00:19:59,858 --> 00:20:01,259
Dave was the new kid in town.

556
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:03,360
Renee and Dave became besties.

557
00:20:03,361 --> 00:20:05,129
But Dave wrote Renee a note,

558
00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:07,530
because he wanted to be more than friends.

559
00:20:07,531 --> 00:20:12,646
He wrote down all his deepest, darkest Dave desires.

560
00:20:12,647 --> 00:20:14,964
Jasmine was the right flank POP Girl.

561
00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:16,740
But she was too preoccupied with cheer leading.

562
00:20:16,741 --> 00:20:18,842
That did not sit well with Vicki.

563
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,812
So she decided it was time to get rid of Jasmine

564
00:20:21,813 --> 00:20:23,290
and replace her with Renee.

565
00:20:24,692 --> 00:20:25,749
Come on, Bobbie,

566
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,617
- gimme one more! -[Bobbie grunting]

567
00:20:27,618 --> 00:20:29,554
While the details are sketchy,

568
00:20:29,555 --> 00:20:30,987
[Bobbie grunting]

569
00:20:30,988 --> 00:20:33,424
Vicki gave Renee an ultimatum, give up the new guy

570
00:20:33,425 --> 00:20:35,960
and devote her full attention to POP Girls,

571
00:20:35,961 --> 00:20:38,362
or Vicki would humiliate Dave

572
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,599
by wallpapering the entire school

573
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,867
with his note that he wrote to Renee.

574
00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:45,337
And while I never actually saw the note,

575
00:20:45,338 --> 00:20:47,772
I heard its release would have been mortifying

576
00:20:47,773 --> 00:20:48,840
- [books bang] -for Dave.

577
00:20:48,841 --> 00:20:49,683
Mm-hmm.

578
00:20:50,818 --> 00:20:51,609
[Bobbie squeals]

579
00:20:51,610 --> 00:20:53,745
[Bobbie thuds]

580
00:20:53,746 --> 00:20:54,879
[dramatic music]

581
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:55,880
We're going to that party.

582
00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:57,015
[Bobbie groans]

583
00:20:57,016 --> 00:20:58,449
And we're gonna redeem ourselves.

584
00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:01,652
But I know we're not exactly experienced party goers.

585
00:21:01,653 --> 00:21:02,485
We just need some help.

586
00:21:02,486 --> 00:21:03,920
Yeah, right, we do.

587
00:21:03,921 --> 00:21:05,232
But who's gonna help us?

588
00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:08,125
♪ You want it, come get it ♪

589
00:21:08,126 --> 00:21:10,127
♪ Subscribe to me ♪

590
00:21:10,128 --> 00:21:12,729
♪ Got spirit, come see it on the like ♪

591
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,399
- [camera clicking] -[Terri humming]

592
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,799
[Terri laughs]

593
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,102
Ugh, school's so boring.

594
00:21:18,103 --> 00:21:19,970
Do you think people think I'm a student?

595
00:21:19,971 --> 00:21:21,039
Hi!

596
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:21,905
[tires squeal]

597
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,474
[Vicki grunts]

598
00:21:23,475 --> 00:21:24,909
Uh-huh, well, CBD.

599
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:29,079
Okay, now go POP slay your shirt.

600
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,090
Hi, principal.

601
00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:32,717
[Vicki] Sorry, I'm late.

602
00:21:32,718 --> 00:21:33,984
Nice tie.

603
00:21:33,985 --> 00:21:34,819
- Like this? -Yeah, sure.

604
00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:35,685
That's the only button.

605
00:21:35,686 --> 00:21:37,287
That's so cute.

606
00:21:37,288 --> 00:21:38,122
[Vicki] Bye, Mom.

607
00:21:38,123 --> 00:21:39,224
I love your mustache.

608
00:21:39,225 --> 00:21:40,359
♪ Come get it ♪

609
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,459
♪ Subscribe to me. ♪

610
00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:42,927
Hey.

611
00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:43,772
Bitch.

612
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:47,432
What are you wearing?

613
00:21:47,433 --> 00:21:49,067
[Renee laughs]

614
00:21:49,068 --> 00:21:49,900
Twins?

615
00:21:49,901 --> 00:21:51,402
Not funny, Lalita.

616
00:21:51,403 --> 00:21:52,937
- Hold on, seriously? -Yeah, seriously.

617
00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:54,139
Why didn't you send me a photo

618
00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:55,172
of that shirt before you bought it?

619
00:21:55,173 --> 00:21:57,075
- Because I didn't think... Period.

620
00:21:57,076 --> 00:21:57,909
Huh?

621
00:21:57,910 --> 00:21:58,877
You didn't think.

622
00:21:58,878 --> 00:22:00,077
That's the end of the sentence.

623
00:22:00,078 --> 00:22:01,479
- [Susie laughs] -Actually, I was gonna say,

624
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,947
I didn't really think it mattered.

625
00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:05,684
And my top matches my shoes.

626
00:22:05,685 --> 00:22:07,950
Match?

627
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:10,520
When is the last time you read a fashion magazine?

628
00:22:10,521 --> 00:22:13,057
Matching is not the thing, not for outfits,

629
00:22:13,058 --> 00:22:14,825
and definitely not for me and you.

630
00:22:14,826 --> 00:22:16,727
God, this is the worst day of my life.

631
00:22:16,728 --> 00:22:17,795
[Susie laughing]

632
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:19,764
Skanky slut.

633
00:22:19,765 --> 00:22:20,965
What did you say?

634
00:22:20,966 --> 00:22:22,410
I said swanky butt.

635
00:22:25,212 --> 00:22:27,037
I know, right?

636
00:22:27,038 --> 00:22:30,385
[Announcer] Reminder, Clovis High is a bully-free zone.

637
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,177
[playful music]

638
00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:35,712
- [branch cracking] -[Susie yells]

639
00:22:35,713 --> 00:22:37,147
[Susie thuds]

640
00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,615
[Susie sighs]

641
00:22:38,616 --> 00:22:41,985
So Vicki hasn't been happy with Renee since that day.

642
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,587
And I think Renee's being kicked out.

643
00:22:44,588 --> 00:22:46,790
Wait, promise we would
never ever do that to each other,

644
00:22:46,791 --> 00:22:48,827
that we would never let anything come in between us.

645
00:22:48,828 --> 00:22:49,927
I'm serious.

646
00:22:49,928 --> 00:22:50,772
Bobbie!

647
00:22:52,707 --> 00:22:54,899
You're the most important person in the world to me.

648
00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:56,600
You're my best friend.

649
00:22:56,601 --> 00:22:58,402
Well, you're my only friend.

650
00:22:58,403 --> 00:22:59,570
- [Bobbie laughs] -But still,

651
00:22:59,571 --> 00:23:01,139
you mean everything to me.

652
00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:02,005
Same.

653
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,140
- Continue. -Okay.

654
00:23:03,141 --> 00:23:06,009
So the other night, I saw Vicki

655
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,312
with Ginger and Becca at Dairy Queen.

656
00:23:08,313 --> 00:23:09,612
And Renee wasn't with them.

657
00:23:09,613 --> 00:23:11,949
Okay, ew, who still drinks dairy anymore?

658
00:23:11,950 --> 00:23:13,950
- [cow moos] -Lots of people.

659
00:23:13,951 --> 00:23:14,895
No, thank you.

660
00:23:16,297 --> 00:23:17,754
So I was thinking,

661
00:23:17,755 --> 00:23:20,390
since Renee maybe has some
extra time on her hands now,

662
00:23:20,391 --> 00:23:22,392
that she'd want to come over and teach us how to be cool

663
00:23:22,393 --> 00:23:25,129
or maybe even how to become POP Girls, hmm?

664
00:23:25,130 --> 00:23:27,097
- Hmm [giggles]? -[milk slurping]

665
00:23:27,098 --> 00:23:28,899
No, that's never ever gonna happen.

666
00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:30,077
You know that, right?

667
00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:33,104
It's worth a try.

668
00:23:33,105 --> 00:23:34,504
- No. -Worth a try.

669
00:23:34,505 --> 00:23:36,874
It's actually not, but you're gonna do it anyway,

670
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,685
'cause who cares what Bobbie says.

671
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,010
- [phone swooshes] -Done.

672
00:23:41,011 --> 00:23:42,145
Oh my God, that was so fast.

673
00:23:42,146 --> 00:23:43,447
How do you even have her number?

674
00:23:43,448 --> 00:23:44,949
I was behind in line at the smoothie shop

675
00:23:44,950 --> 00:23:46,617
when she gave it for the discount program.

676
00:23:46,618 --> 00:23:47,517
I memorized it.

677
00:23:47,518 --> 00:23:48,719
That's creepy.

678
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,354
- I know. -But continue.

679
00:23:50,355 --> 00:23:52,400
Oh, ooh, she's typing, she's typing.

680
00:23:54,335 --> 00:23:55,794
[Bobbie groaning]

681
00:23:55,795 --> 00:23:57,027
She spelled freaks wrong.

682
00:23:57,028 --> 00:23:58,462
[chuckles] Yeah.

683
00:23:58,463 --> 00:24:01,132
Does she, like, not listen to Nicki Minaj, hello?

684
00:24:01,133 --> 00:24:02,632
What?

685
00:24:02,633 --> 00:24:03,800
This is pointless.

686
00:24:03,801 --> 00:24:06,435
Okay, so no great plan

687
00:24:06,436 --> 00:24:08,272
for how we're gonna destroy our lives tomorrow.

688
00:24:08,273 --> 00:24:09,974
Great, I'm gonna go home.

689
00:24:09,975 --> 00:24:11,440
And I'm gonna get some sleep.

690
00:24:11,441 --> 00:24:12,909
And I'm gonna show up at school tomorrow

691
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:15,045
as my totally normal loser self with my best friend,

692
00:24:15,046 --> 00:24:16,780
who is also a loser.

693
00:24:16,781 --> 00:24:18,014
That's me.

694
00:24:18,015 --> 00:24:19,349
And we're gonna have a boring, normal,

695
00:24:19,350 --> 00:24:21,452
uneventful loser of a day.

696
00:24:21,453 --> 00:24:22,587
- [Susie grunts] -Okay?

697
00:24:22,588 --> 00:24:23,720
Okay.

698
00:24:23,721 --> 00:24:25,122
- I love you. -Love you.

699
00:24:25,123 --> 00:24:28,435
- See you tomorrow. -Bye, see you tomorrow.

700
00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:33,507
[ominous music]

701
00:24:34,775 --> 00:24:35,565
[door thumps]

702
00:24:35,566 --> 00:24:36,700
Vicki, wake up.

703
00:24:36,701 --> 00:24:37,669
Wake up!

704
00:24:37,670 --> 00:24:38,802
[gasps] Mom.

705
00:24:38,803 --> 00:24:40,170
- I have the perfect plan... Mom.

706
00:24:40,171 --> 00:24:42,705
To elevate your popularity at school even more.

707
00:24:42,706 --> 00:24:45,185
You need to date Susana Pringles.

708
00:24:46,053 --> 00:24:46,953
Mom.

709
00:24:48,122 --> 00:24:49,980
What is all over your face?

710
00:24:49,981 --> 00:24:51,258
[Terri] I'm slugging.

711
00:24:52,092 --> 00:24:53,850
At three in the morning?

712
00:24:53,851 --> 00:24:55,185
Wrinkles don't look at the clock.

713
00:24:55,186 --> 00:24:57,820
Vicki Reinhard, don't you ever forget that.

714
00:24:57,821 --> 00:24:59,789
You need to date Susana Pringles.

715
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:03,094
She is the most popular athlete at school.

716
00:25:03,095 --> 00:25:04,260
I'm not gay.

717
00:25:04,261 --> 00:25:05,795
Nobody cares about that anymore.

718
00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:07,664
They do if you're not gay.

719
00:25:07,665 --> 00:25:10,867
[groans] You over think everything, fine.

720
00:25:10,868 --> 00:25:12,469
Date, oh, Anthony Scott.

721
00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:14,605
[Vicki] Uh-uh, I don't like him.

722
00:25:14,606 --> 00:25:16,040
Nobody cares about that either.

723
00:25:16,041 --> 00:25:17,007
I do.

724
00:25:17,008 --> 00:25:18,009
That's what I'm talking about.

725
00:25:18,010 --> 00:25:19,787
You do like him.

726
00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:23,314
But I-

727
00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:24,449
Like him?

728
00:25:24,450 --> 00:25:25,715
Trust me.

729
00:25:25,716 --> 00:25:27,450
And I could see how you were looking at him

730
00:25:27,451 --> 00:25:28,819
during the football game.

731
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:31,989
Mom, all the 150 people in the stands were looking

732
00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:33,390
at him during the football game.

733
00:25:33,391 --> 00:25:35,925
And I could see you were impressed.

734
00:25:35,926 --> 00:25:37,805
[Vicki] With his football skills,

735
00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:41,299
which are pretty good.

736
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:42,532
Right?

737
00:25:42,533 --> 00:25:45,402
And you look great next to him.

738
00:25:45,403 --> 00:25:47,537
I already photoshopped the two of you together.

739
00:25:47,538 --> 00:25:50,207
- And it's perfection. -[Vicki grunts]

740
00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:51,842
Excuse me.

741
00:25:51,843 --> 00:25:54,912
[keyboard clicking]

742
00:25:54,913 --> 00:25:56,245
- [phone swooshes] -There.

743
00:25:56,246 --> 00:25:58,949
I DM'ed him for you, from your account.

744
00:25:58,950 --> 00:26:00,317
- No. -And I won't stop

745
00:26:00,318 --> 00:26:02,319
- until we seal the deal. -What did you say?

746
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,855
Don't even worry about it, I'm a wordsmith.

747
00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:06,990
- [Vicki sighs] -You're welcome.

748
00:26:06,991 --> 00:26:08,524
[Terri] I think I'm on point today.

749
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,227
[Announcer] Please pick up
your kids at the pickup zone.

750
00:26:10,228 --> 00:26:13,007
[brakes squeal]

751
00:26:14,007 --> 00:26:16,577
[Terri sighs]

752
00:26:18,545 --> 00:26:21,004
[tires screeching]

753
00:26:21,005 --> 00:26:21,839
[Bobbie grunts]

754
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,774
[Terri laughs]

755
00:26:23,775 --> 00:26:25,742
Hey, ease up on the brakes a little bit.

756
00:26:25,743 --> 00:26:27,010
Thank you so much.

757
00:26:27,011 --> 00:26:29,480
[tires screech]

758
00:26:29,481 --> 00:26:30,423
Ow.

759
00:26:31,825 --> 00:26:33,917
[Susie] Just let her go.

760
00:26:33,918 --> 00:26:35,619
[Bobbie] Yup, there goes my coccyx.

761
00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:37,898
Mom, this is ridiculous.

762
00:26:38,698 --> 00:26:39,990
[Terri groans]

763
00:26:39,991 --> 00:26:41,859
[engine revs]

764
00:26:41,860 --> 00:26:43,160
- Embarrassing! -Mrs. Quinn,

765
00:26:43,161 --> 00:26:44,360
hey, can we slow down, please?

766
00:26:44,361 --> 00:26:45,462
[tires screech]

767
00:26:45,463 --> 00:26:46,564
[crossing guard thuds]

768
00:26:46,565 --> 00:26:51,412
- [locker rattles] -[gentle music]

769
00:26:53,247 --> 00:26:55,505
What are you doing, Lalita?

770
00:26:55,506 --> 00:26:56,607
[locker slams]

771
00:26:56,608 --> 00:26:58,442
You scared the crap out of me.

772
00:26:58,443 --> 00:26:59,375
Oh.

773
00:26:59,376 --> 00:27:01,044
Oh, yay, we're all here.

774
00:27:01,045 --> 00:27:02,545
Okay, good.

775
00:27:02,546 --> 00:27:05,182
Time for a POP chat about Dave's party and Pink Prom.

776
00:27:05,183 --> 00:27:06,127
Important.

777
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:10,320
My prom dress needs to be the most dramatic, D-R-

778
00:27:10,321 --> 00:27:13,890
Vicki, is it true that you and
Anthony Scott are talking?

779
00:27:13,891 --> 00:27:17,160
[laughs] I don't talk and tell, my friend.

780
00:27:17,161 --> 00:27:19,564
Oh, okay.

781
00:27:19,565 --> 00:27:20,607
It's totally true.

782
00:27:22,977 --> 00:27:24,234
Wait, what?

783
00:27:24,235 --> 00:27:25,735
You and Anthony Scott?

784
00:27:25,736 --> 00:27:27,170
It's not official.

785
00:27:27,171 --> 00:27:29,572
But once Darby starts spreading it around school,

786
00:27:29,573 --> 00:27:31,352
we're gonna be the new it couple.

787
00:27:32,185 --> 00:27:33,344
[phone buzzes and dings]

788
00:27:33,345 --> 00:27:34,177
[Vicki gasps]

789
00:27:34,178 --> 00:27:35,212
[air whooshing]

790
00:27:35,213 --> 00:27:37,892
[upbeat music]

791
00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:42,219
So wait, you like Anthony Scott?

792
00:27:42,220 --> 00:27:44,154
Yes, I like him.

793
00:27:44,155 --> 00:27:46,457
Anyway, this weekend, please don't be late, Renee.

794
00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:48,868
Get your shit together, I swear.

795
00:27:51,138 --> 00:27:52,562
Oh my God.

796
00:27:52,563 --> 00:27:54,164
There's Alan Nalan

797
00:27:54,165 --> 00:27:55,332
- And? -He's kind of cute.

798
00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:56,967
Ew, since when?

799
00:27:56,968 --> 00:27:58,835
[dreamy music]

800
00:27:58,836 --> 00:27:59,713
Sus.

801
00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:01,748
What?

802
00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:04,007
Oh my God.

803
00:28:04,008 --> 00:28:05,209
I meant to say 'sup?

804
00:28:05,210 --> 00:28:06,753
'Sup, like, 'sup?

805
00:28:07,587 --> 00:28:08,855
And that's any better.

806
00:28:11,992 --> 00:28:12,960
See, see that?

807
00:28:14,093 --> 00:28:15,819
Alan Nalan is looking at the POP Girls.

808
00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:18,322
And if I were a POP Girl, he'd be looking at me too.

809
00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:19,889
[Bobbie snorts]

810
00:28:19,890 --> 00:28:21,324
Yeah, I don't think he's very
interested in the POP Girls.

811
00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,760
Everyone has a thing for the POP Girls, Bobbie.

812
00:28:23,761 --> 00:28:25,262
Even Principal Highburn has a picture

813
00:28:25,263 --> 00:28:26,964
of him and Vicki as his wallpaper.

814
00:28:26,965 --> 00:28:27,799
[Announcer] Principal Highburn-

815
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,365
What?

816
00:28:29,366 --> 00:28:30,300
[Announcer] The superintendent
would like to speak to you.

817
00:28:30,301 --> 00:28:32,069
[sassy music]

818
00:28:32,070 --> 00:28:34,804
Becca, I have told you a million times,

819
00:28:34,805 --> 00:28:38,174
put a minimum of six feet between us and you.

820
00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:39,675
I mean, have you ever seen a movie

821
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,479
where there's four popular girls?

822
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,847
No, it's always three.

823
00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:45,182
Now keep it at six feet.

824
00:28:45,183 --> 00:28:48,019
If I can cough on you, you're too close.

825
00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:49,085
[Vicki coughs]

826
00:28:49,086 --> 00:28:50,620
[Renee laughs]

827
00:28:50,621 --> 00:28:52,722
Don't look so smug, Lalita.

828
00:28:52,723 --> 00:28:55,259
Six feet is closer than you think.

829
00:28:55,260 --> 00:28:58,060
[sassy music]

830
00:28:58,061 --> 00:29:00,630
Like you two should even be
sharing the same airspace as us,

831
00:29:00,631 --> 00:29:02,565
after that newscast.

832
00:29:02,566 --> 00:29:05,178
[sassy music]

833
00:29:08,448 --> 00:29:09,350
Coming!

834
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:12,175
Hi, I'm Vicki Reinhard.

835
00:29:12,176 --> 00:29:14,510
Do you know someone growing suspiciously fast

836
00:29:14,511 --> 00:29:15,712
on social media?

837
00:29:15,713 --> 00:29:17,447
If you see something, say something.

838
00:29:17,448 --> 00:29:18,825
And keep our school safe.

839
00:29:19,627 --> 00:29:20,584
[bell ringing]

840
00:29:20,585 --> 00:29:22,585
- [air whooshes] -[clock ticking]

841
00:29:22,586 --> 00:29:24,989
[gum pops]

842
00:29:24,990 --> 00:29:26,589
[Announcer] Students, reminder,

843
00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:29,525
there's no number twos in the urinal.

844
00:29:29,526 --> 00:29:30,927
She's been stalking me, bro.

845
00:29:30,928 --> 00:29:32,540
It's been, like, really weird.

846
00:29:33,540 --> 00:29:34,632
Oh, speak of the devil.

847
00:29:34,633 --> 00:29:36,010
Hi, Anthony.

848
00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:40,137
Hey, Dave.

849
00:29:40,138 --> 00:29:41,582
Where's Jasmine?

850
00:29:43,015 --> 00:29:44,807
She has art during our study period.

851
00:29:44,808 --> 00:29:46,742
Hmm, isn't today the day you

852
00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:49,645
and Jasmine pretend like you're a family

853
00:29:49,646 --> 00:29:52,415
and babysit her baby brother together?

854
00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:54,228
That is so cute for you.

855
00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:59,622
Well, I will let you guys get back to studying.

856
00:29:59,623 --> 00:30:02,259
I have a strict weekend schedule.

857
00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:05,295
Go Clovis High Hawks!

858
00:30:05,296 --> 00:30:08,865
Cah-caw.

859
00:30:08,866 --> 00:30:10,010
Go Clovis High [squeaks].

860
00:30:15,415 --> 00:30:18,485
[suspenseful music]

861
00:30:21,355 --> 00:30:22,488
Stop texting me.

862
00:30:23,590 --> 00:30:26,660
[suspenseful music]

863
00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:31,387
[bell dings]

864
00:30:31,388 --> 00:30:34,602
[lighthearted music]

865
00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:36,860
Start by being less desperate.

866
00:30:36,861 --> 00:30:37,705
Okay.

867
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,800
[playful music]

868
00:30:42,801 --> 00:30:43,700
- And fix this hair. -[book thumps]

869
00:30:43,701 --> 00:30:44,545
Okay.

870
00:30:46,013 --> 00:30:48,839
[Bobbie chuckles]

871
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,574
Get a crop top or something.

872
00:30:50,575 --> 00:30:52,644
- I don't... And no.

873
00:30:52,645 --> 00:30:54,945
Never again.

874
00:30:54,946 --> 00:30:57,692
[dramatic music]

875
00:30:59,425 --> 00:31:00,817
[Terri and Ellie arguing indistinctly]

876
00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:03,720
Ladies, we need to talk about your reckless behavior.

877
00:31:03,721 --> 00:31:05,589
You both should be setting a better example

878
00:31:05,590 --> 00:31:06,522
for your children.

879
00:31:06,523 --> 00:31:07,957
Yeah, way to get us in trouble.

880
00:31:07,958 --> 00:31:10,160
You're the one who almost ran him over.

881
00:31:10,161 --> 00:31:12,462
You're the one who can't move on.

882
00:31:12,463 --> 00:31:15,265
You're the one who can't keep her mouth shut.

883
00:31:15,266 --> 00:31:16,699
Literally.

884
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:20,369
Well, I'm sorry that you were a nobody in high school.

885
00:31:20,370 --> 00:31:23,205
I'm sorry you weren't hugged enough as a child.

886
00:31:23,206 --> 00:31:25,742
I'm sorry you wore a jumpsuit,

887
00:31:25,743 --> 00:31:29,279
yeah, a freaking jumpsuit to graduation [laughs].

888
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,414
[crossing guard laughs]

889
00:31:30,415 --> 00:31:31,458
Who wears that?

890
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:35,117
Well, I'm sorry you think what's

891
00:31:35,118 --> 00:31:38,955
on the outside is more important
than what's on the inside.

892
00:31:38,956 --> 00:31:40,424
It isn't?

893
00:31:40,425 --> 00:31:45,462
I'm sorry that your daughter is the embarrassment

894
00:31:45,463 --> 00:31:46,964
of Clovis High.

895
00:31:46,965 --> 00:31:48,565
[sinister music]

896
00:31:48,566 --> 00:31:51,535
Well, I'm sorry your daughter is a little-

897
00:31:51,536 --> 00:31:52,970
[dogs barking]

898
00:31:52,971 --> 00:31:56,740
I recommend a two-week ban on pickup and drop-off

899
00:31:56,741 --> 00:31:58,642
- [Terri gasps] -for the two of you.

900
00:31:58,643 --> 00:32:00,110
What? No!

901
00:32:00,111 --> 00:32:03,045
Okay, no, no, Vicki cannot walk.

902
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:06,327
That is social suicide, oh my God, no.

903
00:32:07,127 --> 00:32:08,450
[Terri yells]

904
00:32:08,451 --> 00:32:10,020
- [dramatic music] -[Terri groans]

905
00:32:10,021 --> 00:32:12,700
[gentle music]

906
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,870
"Cinderella", again, really?

907
00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:20,062
If I can't solve my problems,

908
00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:21,497
maybe dreaming about Prince Charming can.

909
00:32:21,498 --> 00:32:25,569
Oh, God, what kind of 1950s time warp did you...

910
00:32:25,570 --> 00:32:28,348
[magical music]

911
00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:31,518
Stop.

912
00:32:35,555 --> 00:32:36,457
Oh, I-

913
00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,650
Oh my God.

914
00:32:40,651 --> 00:32:41,884
I know.

915
00:32:41,885 --> 00:32:44,454
You've texted Renee another 37 times.

916
00:32:44,455 --> 00:32:45,422
You have to stop.

917
00:32:45,423 --> 00:32:47,224
[Susie groans]

918
00:32:47,225 --> 00:32:49,460
[Susie gasping]

919
00:32:49,461 --> 00:32:50,427
Oh no, here we go again.

920
00:32:50,428 --> 00:32:52,562
I'm gonna stress eat [grunting].

921
00:32:52,563 --> 00:32:53,797
Can we speed this up?

922
00:32:53,798 --> 00:32:54,799
- I don't have all day. -No, I can't.

923
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,867
Susie, are you okay?

924
00:32:56,868 --> 00:32:58,502
Yeah, Mom, I'm fine.

925
00:32:58,503 --> 00:33:00,369
Just working out my frustrations.

926
00:33:00,370 --> 00:33:03,607
Okay, well, I definitely understand that [laughs].

927
00:33:03,608 --> 00:33:05,075
[Ellie snorts]

928
00:33:05,076 --> 00:33:06,420
Don't hurt yourself.

929
00:33:08,622 --> 00:33:10,547
- What was that? -I don't know.

930
00:33:10,548 --> 00:33:14,550
- [mysterious music] -[dog barking]

931
00:33:14,551 --> 00:33:16,585
Renee thinks she knows everything,

932
00:33:16,586 --> 00:33:19,189
'cause she got her period in 3rd grade.

933
00:33:19,190 --> 00:33:20,557
Well, I know well damn well

934
00:33:20,558 --> 00:33:23,770
that little matching incident was no accident.

935
00:33:24,837 --> 00:33:26,195
[knuckles rapping]

936
00:33:26,196 --> 00:33:28,699
[door rattles]

937
00:33:28,700 --> 00:33:30,134
Sorry, I'm late.

938
00:33:30,135 --> 00:33:32,034
My mom was moving a little slow.

939
00:33:32,035 --> 00:33:34,204
She should really cool it on the Xannies.

940
00:33:34,205 --> 00:33:35,472
She doesn't do Xannies.

941
00:33:35,473 --> 00:33:37,239
She's just a calm person.

942
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:41,277
My mom said she really wonders about your mom, Renee.

943
00:33:41,278 --> 00:33:43,512
And my mom is a psychotherapist.

944
00:33:43,513 --> 00:33:45,858
So she knows when things are, like, off.

945
00:33:47,393 --> 00:33:48,619
That's some scary shit.

946
00:33:48,620 --> 00:33:50,354
What did you say?

947
00:33:50,355 --> 00:33:52,365
I said, I live for your fit.

948
00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:55,725
Oh, I know, right?

949
00:33:55,726 --> 00:33:58,995
You guys started POP chat and POP slug without me.

950
00:33:58,996 --> 00:34:01,164
Actually, we're just finishing up.

951
00:34:01,165 --> 00:34:03,065
Everyone know what we're doing next week?

952
00:34:03,066 --> 00:34:05,167
I know what we're not doing next week,

953
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:08,505
stealing Vicki's thunder by wearing the same fit.

954
00:34:08,506 --> 00:34:09,772
Ditto.

955
00:34:09,773 --> 00:34:11,574
I got all my outfits approved last night.

956
00:34:11,575 --> 00:34:13,042
Did you hear that, Renee?

957
00:34:13,043 --> 00:34:13,944
What?

958
00:34:13,945 --> 00:34:15,522
Sorry, I didn't hear you.

959
00:34:17,990 --> 00:34:19,349
You know what?

960
00:34:19,350 --> 00:34:20,984
You're in the sleeping bag tonight, Diva Lalita.

961
00:34:20,985 --> 00:34:22,452
Wait, are you serious?

962
00:34:22,453 --> 00:34:23,652
Are you serious?

963
00:34:23,653 --> 00:34:25,220
You've been acting different, Renee.

964
00:34:25,221 --> 00:34:27,367
You need to remember where you came from.

965
00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:33,330
What?

966
00:34:33,331 --> 00:34:35,065
It's melatonin.

967
00:34:35,066 --> 00:34:35,965
Lights out.

968
00:34:35,966 --> 00:34:38,478
[hands clap]

969
00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:42,315
[jaunty music]

970
00:34:56,630 --> 00:34:59,265
[Vicki grunts]

971
00:35:03,870 --> 00:35:06,673
[breath hissing]

972
00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:14,080
[tense music]

973
00:35:15,148 --> 00:35:15,939
[jaunty music]

974
00:35:15,940 --> 00:35:17,274
[Renee huffs]

975
00:35:17,275 --> 00:35:18,218
I knew it.

976
00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:28,128
[camera phone clicking]

977
00:35:29,162 --> 00:35:30,487
[phone buzzes and dings]

978
00:35:30,488 --> 00:35:31,922
Bobbie, did you hear that?

979
00:35:31,923 --> 00:35:33,322
What?

980
00:35:33,323 --> 00:35:35,692
My phone, it just dinged

981
00:35:35,693 --> 00:35:36,994
And?

982
00:35:36,995 --> 00:35:38,805
And you're here.

983
00:35:40,005 --> 00:35:42,065
You're the only ding I ever get on my phone.

984
00:35:42,066 --> 00:35:44,912
[Bobbie yawning]

985
00:35:47,847 --> 00:35:50,640
[Susie laughs]

986
00:35:50,641 --> 00:35:51,585
What?

987
00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:56,312
[both squeal]

988
00:35:56,313 --> 00:36:07,257
♪ Bah-bah, bah-bah, bah-bah, bah-bah ♪

989
00:36:07,258 --> 00:36:10,527
[dog barking]

990
00:36:10,528 --> 00:36:11,572
Hey, Jas.

991
00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:14,797
I feel like Coach doesn't even really care about-

992
00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:15,908
What is this?

993
00:36:18,743 --> 00:36:21,204
It's an old note I wrote to Renee.

994
00:36:21,205 --> 00:36:22,905
Who sent that to you?

995
00:36:22,906 --> 00:36:24,785
A, quote, concerned friend.

996
00:36:26,018 --> 00:36:27,620
So I'm gonna say Vicki.

997
00:36:28,622 --> 00:36:29,745
How did she get that?

998
00:36:29,746 --> 00:36:31,247
She's Vicki Reinhard.

999
00:36:31,248 --> 00:36:33,549
I mean, she can literally do anything.

1000
00:36:33,550 --> 00:36:37,320
You told me you and Renee were always just friends.

1001
00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:38,398
Yeah, we were,

1002
00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:41,590
are just friends.

1003
00:36:41,591 --> 00:36:44,527
Okay, yeah, 'cause this note does not look like

1004
00:36:44,528 --> 00:36:45,972
y'all were just friends.

1005
00:36:47,273 --> 00:36:48,530
What are you doing?

1006
00:36:48,531 --> 00:36:50,943
I'm handling my business.

1007
00:36:52,745 --> 00:36:55,382
[solemn music]

1008
00:36:58,518 --> 00:36:59,809
[upbeat music]

1009
00:36:59,810 --> 00:37:01,077
What time is she supposed to be here?

1010
00:37:01,078 --> 00:37:02,345
4:00 PM, do have the time?

1011
00:37:02,346 --> 00:37:05,080
- I don't have a watch on. -[phone beeps]

1012
00:37:05,081 --> 00:37:06,817
[Susie] She's here, she's here, she's here.

1013
00:37:06,818 --> 00:37:08,217
Focus, focus.

1014
00:37:08,218 --> 00:37:09,819
- Shit. -Focus.

1015
00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:10,987
Great.

1016
00:37:10,988 --> 00:37:12,254
- [fist pounds] -[Bobbie and Susie gasp]

1017
00:37:12,255 --> 00:37:13,422
- Open the door, Bobbie. -You open the door.

1018
00:37:13,423 --> 00:37:14,657
She's here, Bobbie, open the door.

1019
00:37:14,658 --> 00:37:15,492
- I'm gonna open the door. -Open the door.

1020
00:37:15,493 --> 00:37:16,592
I can hear you freaks.

1021
00:37:16,593 --> 00:37:17,760
Can someone just let me in?

1022
00:37:17,761 --> 00:37:19,538
- I'm gonna open the door. -Go.

1023
00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:22,742
Hi!

1024
00:37:24,008 --> 00:37:26,002
If anyone saw me, I'm telling them you kidnapped

1025
00:37:26,003 --> 00:37:28,439
and tortured my cat, and I
had to retrieve the dead body.

1026
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,072
Got it?

1027
00:37:30,073 --> 00:37:33,053
[Susie and Bobbie] Yeah, of course, totally reasonable.

1028
00:37:34,687 --> 00:37:35,755
Follow us.

1029
00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:38,525
Ta-da!

1030
00:37:42,495 --> 00:37:45,065
This is gonna be much harder than I realized.

1031
00:37:46,032 --> 00:37:47,490
Can I do this?

1032
00:37:47,491 --> 00:37:49,302
Yes, we can.

1033
00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:52,305
Barack.

1034
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,964
Obama.

1035
00:37:54,965 --> 00:37:56,332
I thought that was a really good impression.

1036
00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:57,600
[Susie chuckles]

1037
00:37:57,601 --> 00:37:59,669
Okay, so I heard you got invited to Dave's party.

1038
00:37:59,670 --> 00:38:00,937
Yes.

1039
00:38:00,938 --> 00:38:02,339
Why?

1040
00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:03,605
Oh my God, did he uninvite us?

1041
00:38:03,606 --> 00:38:04,707
Did he tell you he didn't want us to go?

1042
00:38:04,708 --> 00:38:06,109
I knew that was gonna happen.

1043
00:38:06,110 --> 00:38:08,444
No, in fact, he wants you to go.

1044
00:38:08,445 --> 00:38:09,857
Oh my God, he does?

1045
00:38:10,957 --> 00:38:11,947
Why does he want us to go? Did he say?

1046
00:38:11,948 --> 00:38:13,315
Are you sure? What did he say?

1047
00:38:13,316 --> 00:38:15,184
Okay, so maybe we start by getting you party-ready.

1048
00:38:15,185 --> 00:38:18,120
Yeah, party-ready [chuckles]

1049
00:38:18,121 --> 00:38:20,289
I have the perfect cashmere sweater

1050
00:38:20,290 --> 00:38:22,325
and creased trousers I've been dying to showcase.

1051
00:38:22,326 --> 00:38:23,492
Plus, you have cake.

1052
00:38:23,493 --> 00:38:24,960
I never turned down a good partay.

1053
00:38:24,961 --> 00:38:27,130
Parties are all about how you present yourself,

1054
00:38:27,131 --> 00:38:29,499
Solo cup games, and mingling.

1055
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,900
Let's start with presentation.

1056
00:38:30,901 --> 00:38:33,013
Susie, go out and walk back in the room.

1057
00:38:34,013 --> 00:38:35,372
- Yeah. -Go.

1058
00:38:35,373 --> 00:38:36,472
- Just... Go, go, go, go,

1059
00:38:36,473 --> 00:38:37,574
- go, go, go! -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1060
00:38:37,575 --> 00:38:39,042
Just, okay.

1061
00:38:39,043 --> 00:38:40,310
[Bobbie] Go, Susie!

1062
00:38:40,311 --> 00:38:41,610
[hands clapping]

1063
00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:43,045
Whoo!

1064
00:38:43,046 --> 00:38:45,380
Far worse than I realized.

1065
00:38:45,381 --> 00:38:47,850
Okay, now walk like you're a bad bitch,

1066
00:38:47,851 --> 00:38:49,619
like Tom Holland asked you on a date.

1067
00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:51,187
Bad bitch, okay, I got it.

1068
00:38:51,188 --> 00:38:52,455
Bad bitch!

1069
00:38:52,456 --> 00:38:55,359
- [Susie grunting] -[Bobbie barking]

1070
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,427
[Bobbie beat boxing]

1071
00:38:57,428 --> 00:38:58,727
Break it down, break it down, break it down,

1072
00:38:58,728 --> 00:38:59,729
- get into it. -Stop, stop, stop.

1073
00:38:59,730 --> 00:39:01,497
- Stop. -[Susie hisses]

1074
00:39:01,498 --> 00:39:04,065
Do you not like Tom Holland?

1075
00:39:04,066 --> 00:39:06,602
I mean, personally, I'm more of an Andrew Garfield girl,

1076
00:39:06,603 --> 00:39:07,970
but POP POP, see.

1077
00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:11,440
[Bobbie and Susie cooing]

1078
00:39:11,441 --> 00:39:12,275
[Susie grunts]

1079
00:39:12,276 --> 00:39:13,542
Posture check.

1080
00:39:13,543 --> 00:39:14,944
- The stance is crucial. -Yeah.

1081
00:39:14,945 --> 00:39:16,612
Shoulders back, walk like you mean it,

1082
00:39:16,613 --> 00:39:17,757
even when you don't.

1083
00:39:20,292 --> 00:39:21,684
♪ This could be the last time ♪

1084
00:39:21,685 --> 00:39:23,319
[Susie grunts]

1085
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,189
Much better.

1086
00:39:25,190 --> 00:39:26,155
This hurts.

1087
00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:28,290
It does, also, quick question.

1088
00:39:28,291 --> 00:39:30,270
What are Solo cup games?

1089
00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:33,995
♪ This might be the last ride ♪

1090
00:39:33,996 --> 00:39:37,065
♪ Every road could fall right under our feet ♪

1091
00:39:37,066 --> 00:39:39,969
- Oh! -♪ I'm sinking to the ocean ♪

1092
00:39:39,970 --> 00:39:41,104
♪ This will be a lost street ♪

1093
00:39:41,105 --> 00:39:42,172
Just watch and learn.

1094
00:39:42,173 --> 00:39:43,550
Shoulders back.

1095
00:39:45,283 --> 00:39:46,075
[Susie] I can do this.

1096
00:39:46,076 --> 00:39:47,577
Hi, how's it going?

1097
00:39:47,578 --> 00:39:48,779
♪ Saturdays ♪

1098
00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:49,679
[Susie] Okay.

1099
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,514
Hi.

1100
00:39:50,515 --> 00:39:51,780
Hey.

1101
00:39:51,781 --> 00:39:54,684
♪ In the room where it all gets real ♪

1102
00:39:54,685 --> 00:39:55,785
And you like what?

1103
00:39:55,786 --> 00:39:57,387
- You don't... [Susie laughs]

1104
00:39:57,388 --> 00:39:59,522
Thank you, I worked really hard.

1105
00:39:59,523 --> 00:40:00,533
Oh, Bobbie.

1106
00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:03,459
♪ When the moonlight lit up your face ♪

1107
00:40:03,460 --> 00:40:04,660
♪ And let love spark ♪

1108
00:40:04,661 --> 00:40:05,529
♪ Saturdays ♪

1109
00:40:05,530 --> 00:40:06,529
[Susie grunting]

1110
00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:07,830
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1111
00:40:07,831 --> 00:40:09,665
Don't do that, don't do that, don't, don't-

1112
00:40:09,666 --> 00:40:11,167
- Whoa. -Don't do that.

1113
00:40:11,168 --> 00:40:15,682
This must have been the
most exhausting day of my life.

1114
00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:17,840
Exhausting, more like exhilarating.

1115
00:40:17,841 --> 00:40:18,975
This must be how the Dems felt in 2008.

1116
00:40:18,976 --> 00:40:20,175
[Bobbie and Susie warble]

1117
00:40:20,176 --> 00:40:22,979
Yeah, no, don't ever act excited.

1118
00:40:22,980 --> 00:40:25,349
You need to be calm, cool, and collected.

1119
00:40:25,350 --> 00:40:26,649
I'm going home.

1120
00:40:26,650 --> 00:40:29,285
Remember, when you see me at school,

1121
00:40:29,286 --> 00:40:30,519
you are dead to me.

1122
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,155
[Bobbie and Susie] Dead, right, thank you.

1123
00:40:33,156 --> 00:40:34,257
I'll come over again tomorrow

1124
00:40:34,258 --> 00:40:36,059
and then every day until the party

1125
00:40:36,060 --> 00:40:37,094
Okay.

1126
00:40:37,095 --> 00:40:38,027
♪ And follow you in the dark ♪

1127
00:40:38,028 --> 00:40:39,329
♪ Saturdays ♪

1128
00:40:39,330 --> 00:40:40,397
- [Bobbie whoops] -Until the party [squeals]!

1129
00:40:40,398 --> 00:40:41,699
♪ When we dance in the dark ♪

1130
00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:46,145
♪ In the room where it all gets real ♪

1131
00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:49,239
No, don't.

1132
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:51,575
♪ Saturdays ♪

1133
00:40:51,576 --> 00:40:53,075
♪ When we dance in the dark ♪

1134
00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:57,414
♪ In the room where it all gets real ♪

1135
00:40:57,415 --> 00:41:00,350
♪ I know you know how it feels ♪

1136
00:41:00,351 --> 00:41:02,552
♪ Saturdays ♪

1137
00:41:02,553 --> 00:41:04,887
♪ When the moonlight lit up your face ♪

1138
00:41:04,888 --> 00:41:06,189
♪ And let love spark ♪

1139
00:41:06,190 --> 00:41:07,689
I love it.

1140
00:41:07,690 --> 00:41:10,392
It feels like, ooh, I'm a sweet little innocent cupid,

1141
00:41:10,393 --> 00:41:12,795
but yet I'm not, and I'm hot.

1142
00:41:12,796 --> 00:41:14,364
But will Anthony like it?

1143
00:41:14,365 --> 00:41:15,930
I mean, he's obsessed with me.

1144
00:41:15,931 --> 00:41:19,569
But I want him to be, like, totally obsessed with me.

1145
00:41:19,570 --> 00:41:21,204
No man could resist that.

1146
00:41:21,205 --> 00:41:22,782
I know, right?

1147
00:41:24,083 --> 00:41:26,275
Vicki, what should we wear?

1148
00:41:26,276 --> 00:41:27,710
Last year, we ran out of time,

1149
00:41:27,711 --> 00:41:29,512
and I had to go as myself.

1150
00:41:29,513 --> 00:41:30,479
- [phone buzzes and dings] -I don't have time

1151
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,258
for your trauma dump, Ginger.

1152
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:35,685
Renee, who are you texting?

1153
00:41:35,686 --> 00:41:36,619
My mom.

1154
00:41:36,620 --> 00:41:37,554
She's gonna come pick me up.

1155
00:41:37,555 --> 00:41:39,422
I have to get my eyebrows done.

1156
00:41:39,423 --> 00:41:42,125
I saw you changing in PE, yesterday.

1157
00:41:42,126 --> 00:41:44,972
I don't think it's your eyebrows
you need to worry about.

1158
00:41:55,848 --> 00:41:58,342
[footsteps clattering]

1159
00:41:58,343 --> 00:41:59,185
[Jasmine] Dave.

1160
00:42:01,287 --> 00:42:03,112
- Dave, hey. -Yeah.

1161
00:42:03,113 --> 00:42:05,647
Over here just lookin' for my football [chuckles].

1162
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:08,752
- [Jasmine laughs] -Come here.

1163
00:42:08,753 --> 00:42:10,287
[lips smack]

1164
00:42:10,288 --> 00:42:11,230
Let's go.

1165
00:42:12,232 --> 00:42:14,968
[ominous music]

1166
00:42:17,268 --> 00:42:18,862
There are three party rules you must follow,

1167
00:42:18,863 --> 00:42:19,895
no matter what.

1168
00:42:19,896 --> 00:42:22,397
Rule number one, no drinking.

1169
00:42:22,398 --> 00:42:24,567
Rule number two, a fight will break out,

1170
00:42:24,568 --> 00:42:27,135
and when it does, don't be anywhere near it.

1171
00:42:27,136 --> 00:42:30,005
And rule number three, make a good impression

1172
00:42:30,006 --> 00:42:31,918
and leave way before the party ends.

1173
00:42:32,718 --> 00:42:33,944
That's, that's four rules.

1174
00:42:33,945 --> 00:42:35,444
If I say it's three, it's three.

1175
00:42:35,445 --> 00:42:38,114
Okay, got it, three rules, but why do we need to leave

1176
00:42:38,115 --> 00:42:39,415
- before the party ends? -Yeah.

1177
00:42:39,416 --> 00:42:40,850
Because you look thirsty if you stay too long.

1178
00:42:40,851 --> 00:42:41,884
Oh, that's good.

1179
00:42:41,885 --> 00:42:43,852
Write that down, write that down.

1180
00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:45,754
POP training 101 is now complete.

1181
00:42:45,755 --> 00:42:46,722
- [Susie squealing] -[Bobbie hooting]

1182
00:42:46,723 --> 00:42:47,757
We're POP training graduates.

1183
00:42:47,758 --> 00:42:48,968
Okay, stop.

1184
00:42:50,170 --> 00:42:51,738
The whole point of this is to be cool.

1185
00:42:52,972 --> 00:42:54,864
Speaking of, think about changing your names

1186
00:42:54,865 --> 00:42:56,700
to Q and Robert,

1187
00:42:56,701 --> 00:42:59,102
way, way cooler than Susie and Bobbie.

1188
00:42:59,103 --> 00:43:00,635
Now go to the party tomorrow,

1189
00:43:00,636 --> 00:43:03,605
show them everything I
taught you, and follow my rules.

1190
00:43:03,606 --> 00:43:05,975
And do not speak to me.

1191
00:43:05,976 --> 00:43:07,187
I'll be there watching

1192
00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:09,579
from a distance.

1193
00:43:09,580 --> 00:43:11,780
All right, you got it, Robert?

1194
00:43:11,781 --> 00:43:12,615
You got it, Q?

1195
00:43:12,616 --> 00:43:14,284
I got it [laughs].

1196
00:43:14,285 --> 00:43:15,650
Sorry.

1197
00:43:15,651 --> 00:43:16,985
[Announcer] Congratulations to Vicki Reinhard

1198
00:43:16,986 --> 00:43:19,355
on her fourth term as president.

1199
00:43:19,356 --> 00:43:22,068
All hail our fearless overlord.

1200
00:43:23,302 --> 00:43:25,560
- [Jasmine laughs] -See, see, see?

1201
00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:26,595
- It's easy. -I thought it was easy.

1202
00:43:26,596 --> 00:43:27,730
- That was great. -Do it again.

1203
00:43:27,731 --> 00:43:29,097
[Dave] Ready, hike.

1204
00:43:29,098 --> 00:43:30,099
- Ooh, no, wait, wait, wait. -Come on, come on.

1205
00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:32,334
- Wait, wait. -[both laughing]

1206
00:43:32,335 --> 00:43:33,869
- Wait. -Why are you so scared?

1207
00:43:33,870 --> 00:43:34,937
[Jasmine] Because don't tackle me for real.

1208
00:43:34,938 --> 00:43:36,839
I'm not gonna hurt you.

1209
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,340
I'm not gonna hurt you, come on.

1210
00:43:38,341 --> 00:43:40,642
Come on, ah, come on.

1211
00:43:40,643 --> 00:43:43,012
- No. -Come back, come back.

1212
00:43:43,013 --> 00:43:44,280
Come here, come here.

1213
00:43:44,281 --> 00:43:45,225
Come here.

1214
00:43:47,025 --> 00:43:48,184
[Jasmine] Okay, let's do it again.

1215
00:43:48,185 --> 00:43:49,285
[Dave] Okay, here we go.

1216
00:43:49,286 --> 00:43:50,385
Ready?

1217
00:43:50,386 --> 00:43:51,320
[Jasmine] Don't tackle me, though.

1218
00:43:51,321 --> 00:43:52,587
[Dave] I'm not gonna tackle you.

1219
00:43:52,588 --> 00:43:53,655
[Jasmine] Not on me, you know I'm little

1220
00:43:53,656 --> 00:43:55,225
- and brittle and stuff. -Okay.

1221
00:43:55,226 --> 00:43:57,294
[solemn music]

1222
00:43:57,295 --> 00:43:59,795
[Renee sighs]

1223
00:43:59,796 --> 00:44:02,475
[phone buzzes]

1224
00:44:09,182 --> 00:44:11,852
[somber music]

1225
00:44:27,532 --> 00:44:30,827
- [phone swooshes] -[Renee sighs]

1226
00:44:30,828 --> 00:44:33,997
[phone buzzes and dings]

1227
00:44:33,998 --> 00:44:36,843
[toilet gurgles]

1228
00:44:38,077 --> 00:44:39,145
Thank you.

1229
00:44:39,978 --> 00:44:41,237
So I've been thinking,

1230
00:44:41,238 --> 00:44:42,770
Oh, boy.

1231
00:44:42,771 --> 00:44:46,142
When we go to Dave's party, I want to make Renee proud,

1232
00:44:46,143 --> 00:44:47,487
like really proud.

1233
00:44:48,587 --> 00:44:49,412
I have an idea.

1234
00:44:49,413 --> 00:44:50,879
[Bobbie] Spit it out.

1235
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,682
So you know when Vicki is mean to people,

1236
00:44:52,683 --> 00:44:54,717
and they're nicer to her than ever?

1237
00:44:54,718 --> 00:44:56,117
I've noticed.

1238
00:44:56,118 --> 00:44:59,089
Okay, well, maybe we need to be mean to be cool.

1239
00:44:59,090 --> 00:44:59,998
What?

1240
00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:03,159
Hey, Siri.

1241
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,360
When you're mean to people,

1242
00:45:04,361 --> 00:45:06,062
why are they nicer to you than ever?

1243
00:45:06,063 --> 00:45:07,595
Question mark.

1244
00:45:07,596 --> 00:45:09,097
[Siri] It's been proven that when you are mean to people,

1245
00:45:09,098 --> 00:45:11,834
it triggers within them the desire to be liked by you.

1246
00:45:11,835 --> 00:45:14,470
And they may react in a way that is nicer than normal

1247
00:45:14,471 --> 00:45:16,772
in hopes that you will like them back.

1248
00:45:16,773 --> 00:45:18,240
See?

1249
00:45:18,241 --> 00:45:19,185
Oh.

1250
00:45:20,418 --> 00:45:23,645
So you're saying that if we treat people like crap,

1251
00:45:23,646 --> 00:45:25,280
they'll like us.

1252
00:45:25,281 --> 00:45:26,515
Pretty much.

1253
00:45:26,516 --> 00:45:29,552
Like, if we act like Napoleon [grunts],

1254
00:45:29,553 --> 00:45:32,622
Donald Trump [grunts], Marie Antoinette,

1255
00:45:32,623 --> 00:45:34,457
they will like us.

1256
00:45:34,458 --> 00:45:35,524
Well, I don't think anybody

1257
00:45:35,525 --> 00:45:37,237
actually liked Marie Antoinette.

1258
00:45:38,303 --> 00:45:41,264
But yeah, I think they'll love us.

1259
00:45:41,265 --> 00:45:42,399
That's a great idea.

1260
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,199
[Susie] So you're in?

1261
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,500
Yeah, I'm in.

1262
00:45:44,501 --> 00:45:45,802
[Siri] Sounds like a disaster.

1263
00:45:45,803 --> 00:45:46,669
I'm out.

1264
00:45:46,670 --> 00:45:49,382
[upbeat music]

1265
00:45:56,522 --> 00:45:57,847
- Oh! -Ready?

1266
00:45:57,848 --> 00:46:00,893
[athletes cheering]

1267
00:46:01,693 --> 00:46:04,363
[upbeat music]

1268
00:46:20,045 --> 00:46:22,572
Mrs. Quinn, tonight, we're gonna become one

1269
00:46:22,573 --> 00:46:23,805
of the popular groups.

1270
00:46:23,806 --> 00:46:24,750
Oh [laughs]!

1271
00:46:26,185 --> 00:46:28,010
Wow, that's exciting.

1272
00:46:28,011 --> 00:46:29,410
Yeah, it is.

1273
00:46:29,411 --> 00:46:31,590
[laughs] Well, do you have a name for your group?

1274
00:46:33,725 --> 00:46:34,984
No, but that would've been a really

1275
00:46:34,985 --> 00:46:37,319
- great idea to have earlier. -[foot stomps]

1276
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,822
Oh [gasps], oh [scoffs], duh, I got it.

1277
00:46:39,823 --> 00:46:41,624
It just came to me [chuckles].

1278
00:46:41,625 --> 00:46:43,235
- Hmm? -Mean Girls.

1279
00:46:44,837 --> 00:46:46,362
Bobbie?

1280
00:46:46,363 --> 00:46:47,295
I see the problem.

1281
00:46:47,296 --> 00:46:48,797
That is the name of a film.

1282
00:46:48,798 --> 00:46:51,567
Well, plus, you kids are not mean.

1283
00:46:51,568 --> 00:46:52,635
How about Nice Girls?

1284
00:46:52,636 --> 00:46:53,902
Oh!

1285
00:46:53,903 --> 00:46:56,305
Okay, well, we're not nice anymore, Mom.

1286
00:46:56,306 --> 00:46:57,940
So that's definitely not gonna work.

1287
00:46:57,941 --> 00:46:59,275
- Oh, you're not. -Oh my God, I got it.

1288
00:46:59,276 --> 00:47:00,653
- What? -Nice Girls Not.

1289
00:47:01,820 --> 00:47:04,890
[keyboard clicking]

1290
00:47:08,660 --> 00:47:10,062
[Ellie] I've heard worse.

1291
00:47:11,230 --> 00:47:12,487
Renee loves it.

1292
00:47:12,488 --> 00:47:14,167
- Oh. -Nice Girls Not, it is.

1293
00:47:15,967 --> 00:47:18,538
Susie, we're the only ones in matching costumes.

1294
00:47:21,038 --> 00:47:22,664
This must be what sexting leads to.

1295
00:47:22,665 --> 00:47:26,002
Hmm, hey, we got to activate mean mode right now.

1296
00:47:26,003 --> 00:47:27,047
Right, right.

1297
00:47:28,747 --> 00:47:30,539
Hey, Susie.

1298
00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:32,174
Hey, Bobbie.

1299
00:47:32,175 --> 00:47:35,010
Hey, what do you want, Darby?

1300
00:47:35,011 --> 00:47:37,279
Yeah, what do you want, Darby?

1301
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,382
I'm surprised to see you here.

1302
00:47:39,383 --> 00:47:40,649
I just wanted to say hi.

1303
00:47:40,650 --> 00:47:42,184
- [Susie gasps] -[scoffs] She's surprised.

1304
00:47:42,185 --> 00:47:43,152
- Well! -[Bobbie chuckles]

1305
00:47:43,153 --> 00:47:44,854
Get used to seeing us, okay?

1306
00:47:44,855 --> 00:47:45,955
You said hi.

1307
00:47:45,956 --> 00:47:47,222
Now say bye.

1308
00:47:47,223 --> 00:47:49,225
[laughs] Yeah, go write that down somewhere.

1309
00:47:49,226 --> 00:47:50,792
Do whatever it is you do.

1310
00:47:50,793 --> 00:47:52,795
- Bye. -Toodles.

1311
00:47:52,796 --> 00:47:55,764
We are really good at this.

1312
00:47:55,765 --> 00:47:57,199
Dude, who are you supposed to be anyway?

1313
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,469
JFK and Jackie Kennedy.

1314
00:47:59,470 --> 00:48:01,713
Read a history book, jerk-off.

1315
00:48:04,415 --> 00:48:07,944
Okay, remember what Renee said, no drinking.

1316
00:48:07,945 --> 00:48:09,245
Just stick to the juice.

1317
00:48:09,246 --> 00:48:10,412
Right.

1318
00:48:10,413 --> 00:48:11,780
♪ I wonder was it in your man ♪

1319
00:48:11,781 --> 00:48:13,082
[Bobbie] Let me hit this juice.

1320
00:48:13,083 --> 00:48:14,450
[juice pattering]

1321
00:48:14,451 --> 00:48:15,852
- That's it. -Hey, John.

1322
00:48:15,853 --> 00:48:17,152
Hey Jackie.

1323
00:48:17,153 --> 00:48:18,163
Looking good.

1324
00:48:18,963 --> 00:48:20,790
[Susie scoffs]

1325
00:48:20,791 --> 00:48:21,857
[Both] I know.

1326
00:48:21,858 --> 00:48:22,825
♪ Y'all be sleepin' on me ♪

1327
00:48:22,826 --> 00:48:24,025
All right, we still got plenty

1328
00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:25,594
of mango and strawberry left.

1329
00:48:25,595 --> 00:48:27,495
We still got some mint left too, if you need any of that.

1330
00:48:27,496 --> 00:48:29,297
Thank you very much, here you go.

1331
00:48:29,298 --> 00:48:30,265
Be careful of that stuff, though, it'll kill you.

1332
00:48:30,266 --> 00:48:31,700
What do you guys need?

1333
00:48:31,701 --> 00:48:32,812
I don't do drugs.

1334
00:48:36,382 --> 00:48:37,605
[somber music]

1335
00:48:37,606 --> 00:48:42,288
♪ She was a socialite without a party ♪

1336
00:48:43,122 --> 00:48:47,027
♪ They met at a watering hole ♪

1337
00:48:48,127 --> 00:48:49,985
[upbeat music]

1338
00:48:49,986 --> 00:48:52,665
[dreamy music]

1339
00:48:56,835 --> 00:48:57,737
Mm.

1340
00:48:58,870 --> 00:49:01,307
Mm, oh, his juice is so good.

1341
00:49:02,107 --> 00:49:03,008
Let's go.

1342
00:49:06,445 --> 00:49:08,170
[Bobbie] Move!

1343
00:49:08,171 --> 00:49:11,950
♪ That time we fell in love ♪

1344
00:49:14,153 --> 00:49:16,788
[somber music]

1345
00:49:19,090 --> 00:49:20,950
[upbeat music]

1346
00:49:20,951 --> 00:49:21,995
Hey, you.

1347
00:49:23,862 --> 00:49:25,187
Hey back.

1348
00:49:25,188 --> 00:49:27,622
I thought we were gonna show up at the same time.

1349
00:49:27,623 --> 00:49:30,425
Oh, I came early to help Dave.

1350
00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:31,970
[sighs] Right.

1351
00:49:32,872 --> 00:49:35,364
God, get a room, nerds.

1352
00:49:35,365 --> 00:49:38,367
[Susie laughs]

1353
00:49:38,368 --> 00:49:39,802
Cup on!

1354
00:49:39,803 --> 00:49:40,869
Whoo!

1355
00:49:40,870 --> 00:49:42,104
You trying to play?

1356
00:49:42,105 --> 00:49:43,572
What's it look like?

1357
00:49:43,573 --> 00:49:45,407
I've been training for this.

1358
00:49:45,408 --> 00:49:47,610
Okay, well you can join our team.

1359
00:49:47,611 --> 00:49:48,710
We're down a man.

1360
00:49:48,711 --> 00:49:50,245
- [dramatic music] -[man groaning]

1361
00:49:50,246 --> 00:49:51,514
- Chump. -[Sami laughs]

1362
00:49:51,515 --> 00:49:53,249
What are you looking at, Avril Lavigne?

1363
00:49:53,250 --> 00:49:55,417
[dramatic music]

1364
00:49:55,418 --> 00:49:56,352
Bobbie.

1365
00:49:56,353 --> 00:49:57,754
We're the two champs right here!

1366
00:49:57,755 --> 00:49:59,689
[Renee] What are they doing?

1367
00:49:59,690 --> 00:50:01,390
[Bobbie yelling]

1368
00:50:01,391 --> 00:50:02,759
[Bobbie howls]

1369
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,937
[Crowd] Bobbie, Bobbie!

1370
00:50:09,007 --> 00:50:09,975
Oh, 'sup?

1371
00:50:11,143 --> 00:50:12,100
'Sup?

1372
00:50:12,101 --> 00:50:13,302
Yeah, yeah, 'sup.

1373
00:50:13,303 --> 00:50:15,470
I mean like, 'sup?

1374
00:50:15,471 --> 00:50:17,250
This party's, like, whatever.

1375
00:50:18,483 --> 00:50:19,842
I actually think I'm gonna go hit up those supplies

1376
00:50:19,843 --> 00:50:21,610
that Swano's selling.

1377
00:50:21,611 --> 00:50:23,312
You're weird Susie Quinn.

1378
00:50:23,313 --> 00:50:28,427
- [Susie chuckles] -[Bobbie cheering]

1379
00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:29,719
[juice splatters]

1380
00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:31,187
[Bobbie] Yeah!

1381
00:50:31,188 --> 00:50:32,120
[Bobbie laughing]

1382
00:50:32,121 --> 00:50:33,822
Nobody spits in my Davey's cup.

1383
00:50:33,823 --> 00:50:34,657
- What? -[punch thuds]

1384
00:50:34,658 --> 00:50:36,759
[crowd gasps]

1385
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:37,603
Hi-yah!

1386
00:50:40,372 --> 00:50:41,397
What?

1387
00:50:41,398 --> 00:50:43,967
- [Bobbie thuds] -[crowd gasps]

1388
00:50:43,968 --> 00:50:45,469
[phone chimes]

1389
00:50:45,470 --> 00:50:46,635
[bell dings]

1390
00:50:46,636 --> 00:50:47,637
Fight!

1391
00:50:47,638 --> 00:50:48,772
♪ Imma talk that talk like ♪

1392
00:50:48,773 --> 00:50:49,739
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

1393
00:50:49,740 --> 00:50:52,109
♪ Uh, uh ♪

1394
00:50:52,110 --> 00:50:53,509
♪ Imma talk that talk like ♪

1395
00:50:53,510 --> 00:50:55,110
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

1396
00:50:55,111 --> 00:50:56,812
You like? Yes.

1397
00:50:56,813 --> 00:50:58,380
♪ Imma walk that walk like ♪

1398
00:50:58,381 --> 00:50:59,549
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

1399
00:50:59,550 --> 00:51:00,917
Ooh, god.

1400
00:51:00,918 --> 00:51:01,884
Yeah!

1401
00:51:01,885 --> 00:51:04,197
Well, Renee did say we needed

1402
00:51:05,363 --> 00:51:07,767
to leave the party early, so-

1403
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,960
I think now would be a good time.

1404
00:51:11,961 --> 00:51:13,662
♪ Talk that talk like ♪

1405
00:51:13,663 --> 00:51:16,508
[Bobbie snoring]

1406
00:51:19,845 --> 00:51:21,402
[footsteps thumping]

1407
00:51:21,403 --> 00:51:25,107
- Wake up, you two! -[Bobbie and Susie yell]

1408
00:51:25,108 --> 00:51:26,475
Why are you hiding?

1409
00:51:26,476 --> 00:51:27,609
Because you're gonna kill us.

1410
00:51:27,610 --> 00:51:28,377
Yeah, yell at us while we're hiding.

1411
00:51:28,378 --> 00:51:29,310
It'll be easier.

1412
00:51:29,311 --> 00:51:30,712
[Renee] Why would I yell at you?

1413
00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:33,649
Oh, maybe because you broke every single party rule

1414
00:51:33,650 --> 00:51:34,593
that I gave you?

1415
00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:36,852
No, no!

1416
00:51:36,853 --> 00:51:37,819
Oh my God, you're strong.

1417
00:51:37,820 --> 00:51:40,689
Rule number one, no drinking.

1418
00:51:40,690 --> 00:51:42,492
The sign said juice.

1419
00:51:42,493 --> 00:51:44,694
Jungle Juice, meaning that it's so strong

1420
00:51:44,695 --> 00:51:45,862
that when you drink it,

1421
00:51:45,863 --> 00:51:46,895
you start to act like a wild animal.

1422
00:51:46,896 --> 00:51:47,897
[Susie gagging]

1423
00:51:47,898 --> 00:51:50,467
[Susie coughing]

1424
00:51:50,468 --> 00:51:51,467
[vomit splats]

1425
00:51:51,468 --> 00:51:53,635
Rule number two, no fighting.

1426
00:51:53,636 --> 00:51:55,872
Okay, so maybe it got a little

1427
00:51:55,873 --> 00:51:57,274
- [phone beeps] -out of hand.

1428
00:51:57,275 --> 00:51:59,209
Wow, 88 likes.

1429
00:51:59,210 --> 00:52:00,675
That's really good.

1430
00:52:00,676 --> 00:52:03,112
Rule number three, make a good impression

1431
00:52:03,113 --> 00:52:05,480
and leave before the party ends.

1432
00:52:05,481 --> 00:52:08,750
Please tell me you did not piss off Darby.

1433
00:52:08,751 --> 00:52:10,085
Okay, so, like,

1434
00:52:10,086 --> 00:52:12,420
maybe Darby wasn't the happiest when we left.

1435
00:52:12,421 --> 00:52:13,655
We did leave before the party ended.

1436
00:52:13,656 --> 00:52:15,935
What happened to making a good impression?

1437
00:52:17,102 --> 00:52:19,405
See, I knew that extra rule would throw us off.

1438
00:52:20,305 --> 00:52:21,364
Just, just tell her.

1439
00:52:21,365 --> 00:52:22,308
Okay.

1440
00:52:23,742 --> 00:52:28,813
Okay, so we watch you and
the POP Girls be mean to people.

1441
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:30,605
And you're popular.

1442
00:52:30,606 --> 00:52:33,218
So we wanted to try the same thing.

1443
00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:37,412
Okay, some people are mean.

1444
00:52:37,413 --> 00:52:39,414
But that's not what works.

1445
00:52:39,415 --> 00:52:42,117
It's about confidence.

1446
00:52:42,118 --> 00:52:43,185
That's what attracts people.

1447
00:52:43,186 --> 00:52:44,130
[Both] Oh.

1448
00:52:46,297 --> 00:52:48,057
Yeah, no wonder we're not popular.

1449
00:52:48,058 --> 00:52:49,792
We have no confidence.

1450
00:52:49,793 --> 00:52:50,960
Let's try something.

1451
00:52:50,961 --> 00:52:53,038
I'm gonna teach you the power stare.

1452
00:52:54,373 --> 00:52:55,799
Like the one that Barack Obama gave Vladimir Putin

1453
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:57,534
at the G20 Summit in China.

1454
00:52:57,535 --> 00:52:58,334
[Susie] Just say yes.

1455
00:52:58,335 --> 00:52:59,500
Yes.

1456
00:52:59,501 --> 00:53:00,835
[Announcer] Congratulations to Jasmine

1457
00:53:00,836 --> 00:53:02,972
for placing first in ladies TaeKwonDo.

1458
00:53:02,973 --> 00:53:04,472
I heard you won flip cup.

1459
00:53:04,473 --> 00:53:06,175
Then Jasmine kicked your ass.

1460
00:53:06,176 --> 00:53:09,022
[dramatic music]

1461
00:53:11,723 --> 00:53:12,880
Hi, good...

1462
00:53:12,881 --> 00:53:13,849
- [dramatic music] -[principal yelps]

1463
00:53:13,850 --> 00:53:15,417
- Oh. -[chicken squawks]

1464
00:53:15,418 --> 00:53:18,130
[solemn music]

1465
00:53:23,267 --> 00:53:27,997
God, Dave Simon is as big old a loser as those two.

1466
00:53:27,998 --> 00:53:29,675
He's not a loser, Vicki.

1467
00:53:30,808 --> 00:53:33,269
Don't forget where you came from, Lalita.

1468
00:53:33,270 --> 00:53:34,735
Just because you're right of CP,

1469
00:53:34,736 --> 00:53:36,715
it doesn't mean you can't be removed.

1470
00:53:38,383 --> 00:53:39,207
Come on.

1471
00:53:39,208 --> 00:53:41,920
[solemn music]

1472
00:53:46,325 --> 00:53:49,084
[dramatic music]

1473
00:53:49,085 --> 00:53:50,519
[Susie scoffs]

1474
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,187
[Susie grunts]

1475
00:53:52,188 --> 00:53:54,900
[solemn music]

1476
00:53:58,837 --> 00:53:59,862
God, Becca!

1477
00:53:59,863 --> 00:54:01,064
What are you, like, 30?

1478
00:54:01,065 --> 00:54:02,007
Put it away.

1479
00:54:10,582 --> 00:54:14,087
[phone buzzes and dings]

1480
00:54:21,993 --> 00:54:23,519
You know what?

1481
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:24,585
I just feel like Renee is really

1482
00:54:24,586 --> 00:54:25,887
over thinking this Vicki thing.

1483
00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:28,322
Mm, yeah.

1484
00:54:28,323 --> 00:54:29,424
She does kind of seem like a bit of worry-

1485
00:54:29,425 --> 00:54:30,925
All right, one for 20, two for 30.

1486
00:54:30,926 --> 00:54:32,627
Only XXL left in T-shirts,
today, everybody, but you know,

1487
00:54:32,628 --> 00:54:33,562
- we still got hats. -[ominous music]

1488
00:54:33,563 --> 00:54:34,495
We got everything you need.

1489
00:54:34,496 --> 00:54:35,797
Oozie Suzie, Boobie Roberts.

1490
00:54:35,798 --> 00:54:36,899
- Oh my God. -Thank you for your purchase.

1491
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:38,800
- Oh my God. -Oh my God.

1492
00:54:38,801 --> 00:54:39,802
Oh my God.

1493
00:54:39,803 --> 00:54:41,002
- Oh my God. -Oh my God.

1494
00:54:41,003 --> 00:54:43,715
[solemn music]

1495
00:54:49,488 --> 00:54:50,279
Oh my God!

1496
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,114
We got posters, right?

1497
00:54:52,115 --> 00:54:53,449
- How did Vicki... She's Vicki Reinhard.

1498
00:54:53,450 --> 00:54:54,449
[Swano] We are almost sold out.

1499
00:54:54,450 --> 00:54:55,728
She can do anything.

1500
00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:58,420
Get out of here.

1501
00:54:58,421 --> 00:54:59,387
Thank you very much.

1502
00:54:59,388 --> 00:55:00,465
Let's keep it moving, come on.

1503
00:55:01,833 --> 00:55:03,892
Aw, Boobie, you gonna cry?

1504
00:55:03,893 --> 00:55:05,194
That's hilarious.

1505
00:55:05,195 --> 00:55:06,895
You look like a pussy, yet you don't have one.

1506
00:55:06,896 --> 00:55:09,508
[tense music]

1507
00:55:10,642 --> 00:55:13,212
[Renee sighs]

1508
00:55:19,250 --> 00:55:20,609
We got this.

1509
00:55:20,610 --> 00:55:23,679
[dramatic music]

1510
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:24,623
Yeah.

1511
00:55:25,690 --> 00:55:27,817
Boots the house down.

1512
00:55:27,818 --> 00:55:29,050
Walk on three.

1513
00:55:29,051 --> 00:55:30,685
- One. -[Vicki sighs]

1514
00:55:30,686 --> 00:55:32,187
Two.

1515
00:55:32,188 --> 00:55:33,132
Three.

1516
00:55:38,470 --> 00:55:39,827
Oh my God.

1517
00:55:39,828 --> 00:55:42,097
Boots the house down, what does that even mean?

1518
00:55:42,098 --> 00:55:43,208
On my right!

1519
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,617
Well, she made that easy for me.

1520
00:55:53,785 --> 00:55:56,244
[phone buzzing]

1521
00:55:56,245 --> 00:55:59,515
[Susie and Bobbie squealing]

1522
00:55:59,516 --> 00:56:00,425
Out!

1523
00:56:02,827 --> 00:56:04,520
[students laughing]

1524
00:56:04,521 --> 00:56:05,463
OMG!

1525
00:56:06,565 --> 00:56:07,589
OMG, OMG!

1526
00:56:07,590 --> 00:56:08,590
Did that just happen?

1527
00:56:08,591 --> 00:56:09,490
- I know. -Yes, it did.

1528
00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:10,359
- Yes, it did. -It did!

1529
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:11,392
- [Susie squeals] -Renee,

1530
00:56:11,393 --> 00:56:15,530
Renee, what you just did was,

1531
00:56:15,531 --> 00:56:17,565
I mean, I love what you did, okay?

1532
00:56:17,566 --> 00:56:18,967
Let's just start there.

1533
00:56:18,968 --> 00:56:21,637
But was that the right move for you politically?

1534
00:56:21,638 --> 00:56:23,605
[sighs] Sometimes, politics aren't

1535
00:56:23,606 --> 00:56:25,207
the most important thing, Bobbie.

1536
00:56:25,208 --> 00:56:27,075
[screeches] Gonna have to agree to disagree

1537
00:56:27,076 --> 00:56:29,310
with you on that one, but-

1538
00:56:29,311 --> 00:56:30,412
What do we do now?

1539
00:56:30,413 --> 00:56:33,192
[all squealing]

1540
00:56:35,260 --> 00:56:39,887
- [calming music] -[Vicki sighs]

1541
00:56:39,888 --> 00:56:41,389
- [door thuds] -[Vicki gasps]

1542
00:56:41,390 --> 00:56:45,027
Vicki, I just got back from my well being yurt retreat.

1543
00:56:45,028 --> 00:56:47,462
You mean rehab?

1544
00:56:47,463 --> 00:56:48,730
Now, Vicki, you know

1545
00:56:48,731 --> 00:56:51,099
that my yurt retreats are alcohol-free

1546
00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:53,167
and important for my mental health.

1547
00:56:53,168 --> 00:56:55,237
Anyway, as soon as I got into cell service,

1548
00:56:55,238 --> 00:56:56,670
my phone has been blowing up

1549
00:56:56,671 --> 00:56:59,007
about Renee's little stunt today.

1550
00:56:59,008 --> 00:57:01,944
Mom, Renee gave me a gift.

1551
00:57:01,945 --> 00:57:04,245
You told me to end my friendship with her.

1552
00:57:04,246 --> 00:57:05,180
And she did it for me.

1553
00:57:05,181 --> 00:57:07,249
How could she do this to us?

1554
00:57:07,250 --> 00:57:09,050
We treated her so well.

1555
00:57:09,051 --> 00:57:11,085
She was nothing before she met us.

1556
00:57:11,086 --> 00:57:14,789
And now she'll go back to being nothing.

1557
00:57:14,790 --> 00:57:16,559
No, those new kids won't be a friend to her,

1558
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:17,459
not like we were.

1559
00:57:17,460 --> 00:57:18,394
She won't be relevant.

1560
00:57:18,395 --> 00:57:19,460
She'll be nothing again.

1561
00:57:19,461 --> 00:57:20,295
- Mom! -What?

1562
00:57:20,296 --> 00:57:21,529
I just said that.

1563
00:57:21,530 --> 00:57:23,565
Oh, Vicki, I can see how upset you are.

1564
00:57:23,566 --> 00:57:25,300
You're devastated.

1565
00:57:25,301 --> 00:57:27,178
Ooh, oops, okay [laughs].

1566
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:32,040
Just a little bit of relaxation, CBD.

1567
00:57:32,041 --> 00:57:33,775
[laughs] Okay.

1568
00:57:33,776 --> 00:57:35,010
[phone dialing]

1569
00:57:35,011 --> 00:57:35,977
[Friend] Terri, what is going on?

1570
00:57:35,978 --> 00:57:37,212
Oh, thank God, you picked up.

1571
00:57:37,213 --> 00:57:38,414
Did you hear what happened, the betrayal?

1572
00:57:38,415 --> 00:57:39,882
My little Vicki can't stop crying.

1573
00:57:39,883 --> 00:57:41,049
- Your sweet girl. -Sorry.

1574
00:57:41,050 --> 00:57:41,984
No, you know what?

1575
00:57:41,985 --> 00:57:43,350
I wouldn't put it past Renee

1576
00:57:43,351 --> 00:57:44,887
to try become more popular than the POP Girls.

1577
00:57:44,888 --> 00:57:45,954
Oh my God!

1578
00:57:45,955 --> 00:57:47,489
[Vicki grunts]

1579
00:57:47,490 --> 00:57:49,892
So should we be worried about Renee?

1580
00:57:49,893 --> 00:57:51,392
[scoffs] Please?

1581
00:57:51,393 --> 00:57:54,307
Renee doesn't have the
know-how to do anything other than

1582
00:57:55,140 --> 00:57:56,897
surround herself with losers.

1583
00:57:56,898 --> 00:57:59,567
I mean, that's what she was doing before the POP Girls.

1584
00:57:59,568 --> 00:58:02,070
And that's what she'll do after.

1585
00:58:02,071 --> 00:58:04,674
[calming music]

1586
00:58:04,675 --> 00:58:06,040
[Vicki sighs]

1587
00:58:06,041 --> 00:58:08,410
[engine revs]

1588
00:58:08,411 --> 00:58:10,145
[sighs] Oh my God.

1589
00:58:10,146 --> 00:58:11,647
What did I do?

1590
00:58:11,648 --> 00:58:12,814
I just can't believe we did it.

1591
00:58:12,815 --> 00:58:14,682
I mean, we're popular.

1592
00:58:14,683 --> 00:58:15,884
We're Nice Girls Not.

1593
00:58:15,885 --> 00:58:17,119
I know.

1594
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:18,720
I got totally caught up in the moment.

1595
00:58:18,721 --> 00:58:20,867
Look, we're like the POP Girls but plus,

1596
00:58:23,802 --> 00:58:26,160
- POP Girls Plus. -Plus.

1597
00:58:26,161 --> 00:58:28,197
- We're POP Girls Plus. -POP Girls Plus!

1598
00:58:28,198 --> 00:58:30,432
No, we're not popular.

1599
00:58:30,433 --> 00:58:31,932
And we're not POP Girls Plus.

1600
00:58:31,933 --> 00:58:35,169
Oh, come on, Renee, we're, like, almost popular, right?

1601
00:58:35,170 --> 00:58:37,639
No, we're nothings that entertained some kids

1602
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,374
at school by poking a narcissistic bear

1603
00:58:39,375 --> 00:58:41,375
and her pill-popping sociopathic mother.

1604
00:58:41,376 --> 00:58:44,145
So now we must quickly rise to the occasion,

1605
00:58:44,146 --> 00:58:47,182
or we come crashing down and
incinerate to a million pieces.

1606
00:58:47,183 --> 00:58:48,884
Do you understand what I mean?

1607
00:58:48,885 --> 00:58:50,284
What are you saying?

1608
00:58:50,285 --> 00:58:52,054
I mean that I decided, somewhat without thinking,

1609
00:58:52,055 --> 00:58:54,089
that I'd had enough of Vicki Reinhard.

1610
00:58:54,090 --> 00:58:55,990
Normally, I'd allow at least 12 weeks

1611
00:58:55,991 --> 00:58:57,559
to prepare for a transition like this.

1612
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,127
But guess how much time we have?

1613
00:58:59,128 --> 00:59:01,095
Okay, let's just take the 12 weeks.

1614
00:59:01,096 --> 00:59:02,330
You're not the U.S. president,

1615
00:59:02,331 --> 00:59:04,299
and this isn't January 6th.

1616
00:59:04,300 --> 00:59:05,234
Okay, we have to do something,

1617
00:59:05,235 --> 00:59:06,600
and we have to do it now.

1618
00:59:06,601 --> 00:59:09,437
We have between now and next week at Pink Prom.

1619
00:59:09,438 --> 00:59:10,972
That's not a lot of time to go back

1620
00:59:10,973 --> 00:59:13,275
to the street fight we started
and throw a second punch.

1621
00:59:13,276 --> 00:59:15,644
Oh, hold on, I'm sorry.

1622
00:59:15,645 --> 00:59:17,012
Did you say Pink Prom?

1623
00:59:17,013 --> 00:59:18,245
Did you say street fight?

1624
00:59:18,246 --> 00:59:20,214
I can barely get myself ready for school,

1625
00:59:20,215 --> 00:59:22,484
let alone pick out an outfit for Pink Prom.

1626
00:59:22,485 --> 00:59:23,428
We're going.

1627
00:59:24,528 --> 00:59:25,487
[Susie gagging]

1628
00:59:25,488 --> 00:59:26,920
Okay, you know my rule.

1629
00:59:26,921 --> 00:59:30,659
We'll make a good impression and get out there early.

1630
00:59:30,660 --> 00:59:32,660
We'll leave everyone wanting more.

1631
00:59:32,661 --> 00:59:33,862
Okay.

1632
00:59:33,863 --> 00:59:34,764
You promise?

1633
00:59:34,765 --> 00:59:36,364
Promise.

1634
00:59:36,365 --> 00:59:38,467
In the meantime, I've got to lay some groundwork

1635
00:59:38,468 --> 00:59:39,500
before Pink Prom.

1636
00:59:39,501 --> 00:59:41,169
You two need to lay low.

1637
00:59:41,170 --> 00:59:43,070
Avoid the POP Girls.

1638
00:59:43,071 --> 00:59:46,618
And for God's sake, please
follow my directions, this time.

1639
00:59:48,853 --> 00:59:50,579
I've been thinking, so I have an uncle, right?

1640
00:59:50,580 --> 00:59:51,947
- And he's in a gang. -Bobbie.

1641
00:59:51,948 --> 00:59:54,627
[lively music]

1642
00:59:56,528 --> 00:59:58,820
[Susie grunts]

1643
00:59:58,821 --> 01:00:02,390
[Bobbie] Get to class.

1644
01:00:02,391 --> 01:00:05,225
[Susie sighs]

1645
01:00:05,226 --> 01:00:08,162
[Susie] So for the next week, Bobbie and I laid low,

1646
01:00:08,163 --> 01:00:10,608
while Renee laid the groundwork for Pink Prom.

1647
01:00:12,710 --> 01:00:15,080
She convinced Darby to give us another chance,

1648
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,105
had secret conversations with Alan Nalan.

1649
01:00:18,106 --> 01:00:19,274
I need more information on this.

1650
01:00:19,275 --> 01:00:20,542
[Susie] The one person who could verify

1651
01:00:20,543 --> 01:00:22,075
what she saw on Vicki's phone,

1652
01:00:22,076 --> 01:00:24,712
and placed multiple phone calls to Dee Dee Boomski,

1653
01:00:24,713 --> 01:00:26,247
because according to Renee,

1654
01:00:26,248 --> 01:00:27,615
Dee Dee knows how to rile up a crowd.

1655
01:00:27,616 --> 01:00:32,454
♪ Please tell me why ♪

1656
01:00:32,455 --> 01:00:35,657
♪ My car is in the front yard ♪

1657
01:00:35,658 --> 01:00:40,272
♪ And I'm sleeping with my clothes on ♪

1658
01:00:41,473 --> 01:00:42,732
- [Susie yells] -[Susie thuds]

1659
01:00:42,733 --> 01:00:46,802
♪ I came in through the window last night ♪

1660
01:00:46,803 --> 01:00:47,837
[switch clicks]

1661
01:00:47,838 --> 01:00:49,572
- Oh! -Oh, dude, my eyes.

1662
01:00:49,573 --> 01:00:51,640
Studies show that working on your computer

1663
01:00:51,641 --> 01:00:53,409
in the dark is bad for your eyes.

1664
01:00:53,410 --> 01:00:55,987
[dreamy music]

1665
01:00:59,190 --> 01:01:00,092
I got to go.

1666
01:01:00,892 --> 01:01:03,728
[Susie chuckles]

1667
01:01:04,863 --> 01:01:06,087
[pages ruffling]

1668
01:01:06,088 --> 01:01:07,489
- Whatever, Susie. -Turn the lights off.

1669
01:01:07,490 --> 01:01:08,524
- Hit the lights already. -Turn the lights off, Susie.

1670
01:01:08,525 --> 01:01:10,425
- Turn it off! -[switch clicks]

1671
01:01:10,426 --> 01:01:11,259
Oh my God.

1672
01:01:11,260 --> 01:01:12,894
- Ow. -Bobbie,

1673
01:01:12,895 --> 01:01:16,597
Alan Nalan just gave me a look like, Susie Quinn,

1674
01:01:16,598 --> 01:01:18,332
you're the hottest girl that Clovis High.

1675
01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:20,569
- Oh, hmm, did he? -He did.

1676
01:01:20,570 --> 01:01:22,104
Yeah, are we sure about that?

1677
01:01:22,105 --> 01:01:23,537
Let's unpack that later.

1678
01:01:23,538 --> 01:01:25,507
Speaking of hot, Renee says, we need to go shopping

1679
01:01:25,508 --> 01:01:27,642
for Pink Prom, stat, so let's go.

1680
01:01:27,643 --> 01:01:28,877
[Susie gags]

1681
01:01:28,878 --> 01:01:29,945
I can't [gags]

1682
01:01:29,946 --> 01:01:31,445
[Bobbie] Let's go.

1683
01:01:31,446 --> 01:01:34,582
We're here to find cool prom outfits, nothing uncool.

1684
01:01:34,583 --> 01:01:35,884
Do you hear me?

1685
01:01:35,885 --> 01:01:38,854
Something hip, today, relevant, fun, enviable.

1686
01:01:38,855 --> 01:01:39,922
Ready?

1687
01:01:39,923 --> 01:01:40,865
Go.

1688
01:01:42,767 --> 01:01:44,325
Yes, you can do this.

1689
01:01:44,326 --> 01:01:46,438
You got this, little lady.

1690
01:01:51,977 --> 01:01:54,437
Damn right that's what I want you to do.

1691
01:01:54,438 --> 01:01:57,239
[sighs] Dee Dee, do I need to remind you

1692
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,007
whose boyfriend you took
last year behind the bleachers?

1693
01:01:59,008 --> 01:02:03,388
♪ And I know, I've got nowhere to go ♪

1694
01:02:05,023 --> 01:02:06,280
Didn't think so.

1695
01:02:06,281 --> 01:02:07,292
So spicy.

1696
01:02:08,660 --> 01:02:12,287
♪ And I don't need this ♪

1697
01:02:12,288 --> 01:02:16,235
♪ I don't even know your name ♪

1698
01:02:17,902 --> 01:02:21,729
- [Terri grunts] -[air hissing]

1699
01:02:21,730 --> 01:02:25,843
♪ No, I don't want to play your ♪

1700
01:02:28,645 --> 01:02:32,107
- [objects thumping] -[register ringing]

1701
01:02:32,108 --> 01:02:35,453
♪ Lack of devotion now ♪

1702
01:02:36,755 --> 01:02:37,812
[bags clatter]

1703
01:02:37,813 --> 01:02:39,514
So you're not worried about her,

1704
01:02:39,515 --> 01:02:41,382
like, trying to take down the POP Girls?

1705
01:02:41,383 --> 01:02:45,487
Renee, take us down, flanked
by the two biggest nothings

1706
01:02:45,488 --> 01:02:47,589
a vagina has ever given birth to?

1707
01:02:47,590 --> 01:02:48,657
[all laugh]

1708
01:02:48,658 --> 01:02:52,460
No, that's hilarious, though.

1709
01:02:52,461 --> 01:02:54,630
But now that you mention it,

1710
01:02:54,631 --> 01:02:56,475
I might have some fun with them,

1711
01:02:57,877 --> 01:03:00,102
just to entertain ourselves, come on.

1712
01:03:00,103 --> 01:03:01,402
[bell ringing]

1713
01:03:01,403 --> 01:03:03,215
- Yes. -Did you not have breakfast?

1714
01:03:04,248 --> 01:03:05,139
Hey, Bobbie,

1715
01:03:05,140 --> 01:03:06,552
I think this is your shade.

1716
01:03:12,590 --> 01:03:14,149
Thanks.

1717
01:03:14,150 --> 01:03:15,093
Okay.

1718
01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:17,685
Do you think he's trying to tell me something?

1719
01:03:17,686 --> 01:03:18,687
- He wants you. -[phone buzzes and dings]

1720
01:03:18,688 --> 01:03:20,322
- He wants me? -Positive.

1721
01:03:20,323 --> 01:03:21,255
Positive.

1722
01:03:21,256 --> 01:03:22,090
Oh.

1723
01:03:22,091 --> 01:03:23,035
What?

1724
01:03:24,435 --> 01:03:26,460
Do I look like a POP Girl, 'cause I feel like a POP Girl?

1725
01:03:26,461 --> 01:03:28,095
More like POP queen.

1726
01:03:28,096 --> 01:03:29,630
Got the eyes.

1727
01:03:29,631 --> 01:03:30,799
Poppin' off.

1728
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,100
It's me, Ms. Bobbie Roberts.

1729
01:03:33,101 --> 01:03:34,835
- Whoa. -[Bobbie thumps]

1730
01:03:34,836 --> 01:03:37,682
[sinister music]

1731
01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:43,088
[students whispering]

1732
01:03:44,322 --> 01:03:46,447
How did she even get this?

1733
01:03:46,448 --> 01:03:48,082
She's Vicki Reinhard.

1734
01:03:48,083 --> 01:03:49,050
Never mind.

1735
01:03:49,051 --> 01:03:50,085
Hey, dude, just brush it off.

1736
01:03:50,086 --> 01:03:50,919
Who cares?

1737
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:51,754
Doesn't matter.

1738
01:03:51,755 --> 01:03:52,820
Let's go.

1739
01:03:52,821 --> 01:03:54,189
No.

1740
01:03:54,190 --> 01:03:55,624
No, it's not okay, Susie.

1741
01:03:55,625 --> 01:03:57,827
And it's not about whether other people care.

1742
01:03:57,828 --> 01:03:59,160
I care.

1743
01:03:59,161 --> 01:04:01,862
You don't have to be ashamed of who you are, Bobbie.

1744
01:04:01,863 --> 01:04:04,432
I'm not ashamed of who I am, Susie.

1745
01:04:04,433 --> 01:04:05,534
I just don't want everybody else

1746
01:04:05,535 --> 01:04:07,169
knowing my personal business.

1747
01:04:07,170 --> 01:04:08,669
And you know what?

1748
01:04:08,670 --> 01:04:10,939
I'm sorry, that is such a funny
statement coming from you,

1749
01:04:10,940 --> 01:04:12,207
somebody who's so desperately trying

1750
01:04:12,208 --> 01:04:13,675
to be someone that they're not.

1751
01:04:13,676 --> 01:04:15,410
[Susie scoffs]

1752
01:04:15,411 --> 01:04:16,355
Funny, right?

1753
01:04:18,122 --> 01:04:20,682
I just got over the photo your mom posted, and now this?

1754
01:04:20,683 --> 01:04:22,584
That photo wasn't my fault.

1755
01:04:22,585 --> 01:04:24,985
Bobbie, my mom posted it on Facebook.

1756
01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:26,087
Who even uses Facebook anymore?

1757
01:04:26,088 --> 01:04:27,798
Are you delusional?

1758
01:04:28,633 --> 01:04:31,525
This is all your fault.

1759
01:04:31,526 --> 01:04:33,694
You're so stuck on climbing the social ladder

1760
01:04:33,695 --> 01:04:35,930
that we keep getting dragged through the mud for you.

1761
01:04:35,931 --> 01:04:37,732
You wanted this, too.

1762
01:04:37,733 --> 01:04:39,567
I did this because I wanted to support you,

1763
01:04:39,568 --> 01:04:41,012
and you are my best friend.

1764
01:04:42,813 --> 01:04:44,139
Yeah, you know what?

1765
01:04:44,140 --> 01:04:46,418
We've had a lot of things happen that are crappy.

1766
01:04:47,818 --> 01:04:49,087
But I've always had you.

1767
01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,090
And I've never needed anything more.

1768
01:04:54,158 --> 01:04:55,482
That's a little sappy puppy.

1769
01:04:55,483 --> 01:04:58,152
And it seems like an awfully convenient stance

1770
01:04:58,153 --> 01:04:59,720
for you to take now, I mean.

1771
01:04:59,721 --> 01:05:03,090
Wow, know why I want to be a politician?

1772
01:05:03,091 --> 01:05:05,225
So I can make sure that everybody feels included,

1773
01:05:05,226 --> 01:05:07,372
no matter whoever or whatever they are,

1774
01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:11,443
not to rule the school
through fear and intimidation.

1775
01:05:14,912 --> 01:05:15,813
I'm out, Susie.

1776
01:05:19,383 --> 01:05:20,285
I'm done.

1777
01:05:23,287 --> 01:05:24,412
Wait, what?

1778
01:05:24,413 --> 01:05:25,580
What do you mean you're done?

1779
01:05:25,581 --> 01:05:27,682
Bobbie, don't go, come on.

1780
01:05:27,683 --> 01:05:29,149
This is nothing.

1781
01:05:29,150 --> 01:05:31,385
Do you know the stuff I've had to clean up for Vicki?

1782
01:05:31,386 --> 01:05:33,287
Unspeakable stuff.

1783
01:05:33,288 --> 01:05:35,633
Yeah, that's what good friends are supposed to do.

1784
01:05:36,767 --> 01:05:38,670
They're supposed to protect each other.

1785
01:05:43,107 --> 01:05:44,699
Bobbie, please.

1786
01:05:44,700 --> 01:05:46,034
Wait!

1787
01:05:46,035 --> 01:05:48,747
[somber music]

1788
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:52,417
[Susie sobbing]

1789
01:06:01,892 --> 01:06:04,285
Bobbie and I had never been in a fight.

1790
01:06:04,286 --> 01:06:06,354
He's always been there for me.

1791
01:06:06,355 --> 01:06:08,689
And when Vicki embarrassed
him in front of the whole school

1792
01:06:08,690 --> 01:06:11,892
with that video, I should have been there for him.

1793
01:06:11,893 --> 01:06:14,172
I'm gonna get you something to eat, okay?

1794
01:06:17,975 --> 01:06:19,400
[Susie sighs]

1795
01:06:19,401 --> 01:06:21,302
[Susie] I didn't even try to understand how he felt.

1796
01:06:21,303 --> 01:06:23,048
And I let him down.

1797
01:06:24,715 --> 01:06:25,674
[Ellie] Oh, what do we do?

1798
01:06:25,675 --> 01:06:26,707
- What do we do? -It'll be okay.

1799
01:06:26,708 --> 01:06:27,842
- Oh God, oh God. -Don't worry.

1800
01:06:27,843 --> 01:06:29,144
- I'm a trained professional. -Oh.

1801
01:06:29,145 --> 01:06:30,510
- It's okay, ma'am. -Please help.

1802
01:06:30,511 --> 01:06:32,379
[Professional] I'm trained in mouth-to-mouth, CPR.

1803
01:06:32,380 --> 01:06:36,595
911, emergency, there's a fire in my bedroom.

1804
01:06:37,462 --> 01:06:38,854
Where's the fire, ma'am?

1805
01:06:38,855 --> 01:06:40,487
Oh, thank goodness.

1806
01:06:40,488 --> 01:06:43,724
Your big hose is just what this fire needs.

1807
01:06:43,725 --> 01:06:46,994
But don't put it out too quickly.

1808
01:06:46,995 --> 01:06:47,929
[Professional] I'll wait.

1809
01:06:47,930 --> 01:06:49,564
[Ellie] Oh, oh, oh, yes.

1810
01:06:49,565 --> 01:06:50,508
Okay,

1811
01:06:51,942 --> 01:06:53,735
Let's go get a burger.

1812
01:06:53,736 --> 01:06:55,002
[Susie sighs]

1813
01:06:55,003 --> 01:06:57,515
Bobbie and I used to get burgers together [sobs].

1814
01:06:58,582 --> 01:07:01,142
- [bell rings] -[students chattering]

1815
01:07:01,143 --> 01:07:03,855
[solemn music]

1816
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:10,819
While everyone's getting this filled in,

1817
01:07:10,820 --> 01:07:14,598
I'd like to pass around yesterday's quizzes.

1818
01:07:19,670 --> 01:07:20,862
♪ It's not what you say ♪

1819
01:07:20,863 --> 01:07:23,064
♪ It's how you say it. ♪

1820
01:07:23,065 --> 01:07:26,534
♪ I'll cut-copy-paste in the edit ♪

1821
01:07:26,535 --> 01:07:27,902
Watch this.

1822
01:07:27,903 --> 01:07:28,847
Pathetic.

1823
01:07:30,482 --> 01:07:33,618
[POP Girls laughing]

1824
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:38,947
♪ Better luck talking to a wall ♪

1825
01:07:38,948 --> 01:07:42,084
♪ Or picking up a one-way call ♪

1826
01:07:42,085 --> 01:07:43,362
Any word from Bobbie?

1827
01:07:44,495 --> 01:07:45,897
He hates the debate team.

1828
01:07:47,130 --> 01:07:49,390
He says there are a bunch of wannabe politicians.

1829
01:07:49,391 --> 01:07:50,957
Should I text him again?

1830
01:07:50,958 --> 01:07:54,229
Well, you sent me 59 texts before I finally said yes.

1831
01:07:54,230 --> 01:07:55,130
Give it a try.

1832
01:07:55,131 --> 01:07:56,597
Hmm.

1833
01:07:56,598 --> 01:07:57,642
True, okay.

1834
01:08:01,045 --> 01:08:03,939
♪ It's just that sometimes ♪

1835
01:08:03,940 --> 01:08:08,242
♪ I wish you needed me more ♪

1836
01:08:08,243 --> 01:08:11,245
♪ Want you to let me in the room ♪

1837
01:08:11,246 --> 01:08:15,182
♪ But you won't open the door ♪

1838
01:08:15,183 --> 01:08:17,185
♪ You want me to know what you want ♪

1839
01:08:17,186 --> 01:08:19,354
♪ Before you want it ♪

1840
01:08:19,355 --> 01:08:22,924
♪ Trapped in a box, I can't unlock it ♪

1841
01:08:22,925 --> 01:08:26,160
♪ Sometimes, I wish you needed me ♪

1842
01:08:26,161 --> 01:08:27,162
[Member] Come on, Bob.

1843
01:08:27,163 --> 01:08:29,930
♪ More ♪

1844
01:08:29,931 --> 01:08:33,900
♪ Sometimes, I wish you needed me ♪

1845
01:08:33,901 --> 01:08:35,704
The zombies are probably gonna want to work-

1846
01:08:35,705 --> 01:08:38,172
It's right down the street.

1847
01:08:38,173 --> 01:08:40,074
They're gonna need to go fast or something.

1848
01:08:40,075 --> 01:08:41,075
- They still have... [phone dings]

1849
01:08:41,076 --> 01:08:44,179
♪ Antlers silently crashing ♪

1850
01:08:44,180 --> 01:08:47,682
♪ Stirring up the dust ♪

1851
01:08:47,683 --> 01:08:52,797
♪ What's the use in asking ♪

1852
01:08:53,863 --> 01:08:56,324
♪ I want you to meet me in the room ♪

1853
01:08:56,325 --> 01:08:59,760
♪ I can't tell you what to do. ♪

1854
01:08:59,761 --> 01:09:03,130
♪ Take me in your stride ♪

1855
01:09:03,131 --> 01:09:07,202
♪ Always falling behind ♪

1856
01:09:07,203 --> 01:09:09,770
♪ Oh ♪

1857
01:09:09,771 --> 01:09:12,550
♪ But sometimes ♪

1858
01:09:13,818 --> 01:09:15,720
Happy Pink Prom Day.

1859
01:09:16,787 --> 01:09:17,912
[Susie sighs]

1860
01:09:17,913 --> 01:09:18,879
I'm not going.

1861
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:20,047
I don't know what you're, oh!

1862
01:09:20,048 --> 01:09:21,849
[Susie grunting]

1863
01:09:21,850 --> 01:09:23,985
Okay, okay, I just want to [grunts]!

1864
01:09:23,986 --> 01:09:26,454
But I miss Bobbie.

1865
01:09:26,455 --> 01:09:27,989
[Renee sighs]

1866
01:09:27,990 --> 01:09:29,290
[Susie sobbing]

1867
01:09:29,291 --> 01:09:31,325
- [switch clicks] -♪ Had it and every now ♪

1868
01:09:31,326 --> 01:09:33,694
- Come on. -[Susie groaning]

1869
01:09:33,695 --> 01:09:36,197
- Let's go. -No, I don't want to.

1870
01:09:36,198 --> 01:09:38,499
Come on, like you did.

1871
01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:39,634
Like you did.

1872
01:09:39,635 --> 01:09:40,469
Okay.

1873
01:09:40,470 --> 01:09:41,412
Yes.

1874
01:09:42,447 --> 01:09:43,870
Yeah.

1875
01:09:43,871 --> 01:09:46,907
- Whoo, whoo, whoo! -There she is.

1876
01:09:46,908 --> 01:09:49,677
[Susie grunting]

1877
01:09:49,678 --> 01:09:50,912
- Okay. -Yeah.

1878
01:09:50,913 --> 01:09:52,214
[Susie] Okay, I got this, I got this.

1879
01:09:52,215 --> 01:09:53,480
[door thuds]

1880
01:09:53,481 --> 01:09:56,550
♪ Throw out a candle for my birthday ♪

1881
01:09:56,551 --> 01:09:58,954
♪ You take the cake ♪

1882
01:09:58,955 --> 01:10:03,190
♪ We started to drift away ♪

1883
01:10:03,191 --> 01:10:05,903
[upbeat music]

1884
01:10:16,247 --> 01:10:18,105
Are you almost ready?

1885
01:10:18,106 --> 01:10:19,274
Ready.

1886
01:10:19,275 --> 01:10:20,952
I hope you like it.

1887
01:10:23,688 --> 01:10:24,588
Ta-da!

1888
01:10:27,423 --> 01:10:29,850
I thought we picked out a different dress for you.

1889
01:10:29,851 --> 01:10:30,795
Hmm?

1890
01:10:34,432 --> 01:10:37,435
And, well, banana curls?

1891
01:10:38,403 --> 01:10:41,162
[Susie sobs]

1892
01:10:41,163 --> 01:10:42,564
I can't do anything right.

1893
01:10:42,565 --> 01:10:43,475
I suck!

1894
01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:47,045
[Susie sobbing]

1895
01:10:55,420 --> 01:10:56,945
- [Renee groans] -[Susie sobs]

1896
01:10:56,946 --> 01:11:00,915
- [gentle music] -[popcorn crunching]

1897
01:11:00,916 --> 01:11:03,528
[phone beeps]

1898
01:11:10,233 --> 01:11:11,135
Oh God.

1899
01:11:12,335 --> 01:11:13,760
This is how I envision Hillary Clinton looking

1900
01:11:13,761 --> 01:11:14,805
after the election.

1901
01:11:18,208 --> 01:11:19,734
Mm-mm.

1902
01:11:19,735 --> 01:11:21,202
No.

1903
01:11:21,203 --> 01:11:22,213
Not my problem.

1904
01:11:25,048 --> 01:11:26,307
Not my problem.

1905
01:11:26,308 --> 01:11:27,642
- [Susie sobbing] -[somber music]

1906
01:11:27,643 --> 01:11:30,988
♪ We ask to be friends ♪

1907
01:11:32,290 --> 01:11:34,482
She doesn't need me.

1908
01:11:34,483 --> 01:11:36,928
I definitely don't need her.

1909
01:11:40,263 --> 01:11:43,157
♪ We ask to be friends. ♪

1910
01:11:43,158 --> 01:11:44,092
[Bobbie] I don't care.

1911
01:11:44,093 --> 01:11:44,925
She got herself into this.

1912
01:11:44,926 --> 01:11:46,662
She can get herself out.

1913
01:11:46,663 --> 01:11:47,629
- ♪ We ask to be friends ♪ -Trouble in paradise?

1914
01:11:47,630 --> 01:11:49,464
I don't know what to say except-

1915
01:11:49,465 --> 01:11:50,532
I'm really sorry.

1916
01:11:50,533 --> 01:11:52,167
I made a mistake.

1917
01:11:52,168 --> 01:11:54,369
Because I was a horrible friend.

1918
01:11:54,370 --> 01:11:55,870
And I hope you can forgive me.

1919
01:11:55,871 --> 01:11:58,172
I just wish that we could get along like we used to

1920
01:11:58,173 --> 01:11:59,274
when we were kids.

1921
01:11:59,275 --> 01:12:03,110
And I miss you so much.

1922
01:12:03,111 --> 01:12:05,814
[popcorn crunches]

1923
01:12:05,815 --> 01:12:07,249
[Susie sobbing]

1924
01:12:07,250 --> 01:12:08,082
[door rattles]

1925
01:12:08,083 --> 01:12:09,693
I need my phone.

1926
01:12:10,862 --> 01:12:11,763
Bobbie?

1927
01:12:12,663 --> 01:12:14,332
Am I hallucinating?

1928
01:12:15,165 --> 01:12:17,602
No, you're not hallucinating.

1929
01:12:19,003 --> 01:12:20,495
It's me.

1930
01:12:20,496 --> 01:12:23,497
[Susie gasps]

1931
01:12:23,498 --> 01:12:26,900
Bobbie, I'm so sorry.

1932
01:12:26,901 --> 01:12:29,870
I just didn't want to feel invisible anymore.

1933
01:12:29,871 --> 01:12:31,405
But I was important in your eyes.

1934
01:12:31,406 --> 01:12:33,774
And I didn't realize that was all I needed.

1935
01:12:33,775 --> 01:12:36,777
I [sniffs], I know I dragged you into this.

1936
01:12:36,778 --> 01:12:39,680
And it was really messed up what Vicki did.

1937
01:12:39,681 --> 01:12:43,985
I, I don't care about being cool or popular

1938
01:12:43,986 --> 01:12:45,585
or a POP Girl.

1939
01:12:45,586 --> 01:12:47,287
I don't even want to go to Pink Prom.

1940
01:12:47,288 --> 01:12:52,403
I just, I just want to be your best friend again, please.

1941
01:12:54,138 --> 01:12:56,965
No.

1942
01:12:56,966 --> 01:13:00,869
What [sobs]?

1943
01:13:00,870 --> 01:13:02,370
Oh, hell no!

1944
01:13:02,371 --> 01:13:04,405
We're gonna Pink Prom!

1945
01:13:04,406 --> 01:13:05,807
- Oh, thank God. -[Susie chuckles]

1946
01:13:05,808 --> 01:13:07,518
Boots the house down!

1947
01:13:10,253 --> 01:13:11,355
I missed you, dude.

1948
01:13:12,288 --> 01:13:13,658
I missed you, too, dude.

1949
01:13:16,293 --> 01:13:17,452
All right, let's go, people.

1950
01:13:17,453 --> 01:13:18,497
We have work to do.

1951
01:13:19,697 --> 01:13:21,089
I have makeup.

1952
01:13:21,090 --> 01:13:22,390
Don't move.

1953
01:13:22,391 --> 01:13:24,457
[dramatic music]

1954
01:13:24,458 --> 01:13:28,305
Makeup coming, makeup coming, makeup, makeup.

1955
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:38,939
Dee Dee, I've had your back for years.

1956
01:13:38,940 --> 01:13:40,942
Do I need to bring up Baby Queefs-A-Lot?

1957
01:13:40,943 --> 01:13:42,075
[Bobbie] Do you need help

1958
01:13:42,076 --> 01:13:43,477
- putting your shoes on? -No, no, no.

1959
01:13:43,478 --> 01:13:44,922
[Renee] Right.

1960
01:13:45,788 --> 01:13:47,115
- Are these yours? -Move.

1961
01:13:47,116 --> 01:13:48,015
What?

1962
01:13:48,016 --> 01:13:49,282
[Bobbie] Are these yours?

1963
01:13:49,283 --> 01:13:50,728
[Susie] Yes, I need the left one, okay.

1964
01:13:51,828 --> 01:13:55,222
[Bobbie] Ladies, we are hot AF.

1965
01:13:55,223 --> 01:13:56,690
Boots the house down!

1966
01:13:56,691 --> 01:13:59,203
[Renee] Nice Girls Not, one, two, three.

1967
01:14:00,003 --> 01:14:01,629
[Nice Girls Not] Nice Girls Not!

1968
01:14:01,630 --> 01:14:05,699
♪ Did you ever notice ♪

1969
01:14:05,700 --> 01:14:10,070
♪ We've been lost for a moment ♪

1970
01:14:10,071 --> 01:14:14,040
♪ The night was everlasting in our eyes ♪

1971
01:14:14,041 --> 01:14:16,510
♪ It was going out of focus ♪

1972
01:14:16,511 --> 01:14:19,347
[camera clicking]

1973
01:14:19,348 --> 01:14:23,684
♪ And we look again ♪

1974
01:14:23,685 --> 01:14:27,220
♪ As we take it in ♪

1975
01:14:27,221 --> 01:14:29,724
♪ Didn't know we were the last ones ♪

1976
01:14:29,725 --> 01:14:31,892
♪ To stay the night ♪

1977
01:14:31,893 --> 01:14:34,060
♪ The only ones to hold up ♪

1978
01:14:34,061 --> 01:14:36,564
- ♪ And say it's all right ♪ -[lips smack]

1979
01:14:36,565 --> 01:14:38,677
[Vicki] Okay, just me.

1980
01:14:40,743 --> 01:14:42,870
♪ The only ones to hang out ♪

1981
01:14:42,871 --> 01:14:44,504
♪ And say it's all right ♪

1982
01:14:44,505 --> 01:14:46,607
[Bobbie] The dance started over an hour ago.

1983
01:14:46,608 --> 01:14:47,875
[Renee] Yeah, and we need

1984
01:14:47,876 --> 01:14:49,509
to make our shock-and-awe entrance, duh.

1985
01:14:49,510 --> 01:14:52,112
[Bobbie] Ah, George Bush, Junior, nice.

1986
01:14:52,113 --> 01:14:54,349
- [Susie gagging] -No, Susie, listen.

1987
01:14:54,350 --> 01:14:55,682
Stop that gag reflex.

1988
01:14:55,683 --> 01:14:57,217
- [Susie gags] -You got this!

1989
01:14:57,218 --> 01:14:58,219
You're strong.

1990
01:14:58,220 --> 01:14:59,152
You're funny.

1991
01:14:59,153 --> 01:15:01,087
You're confident, beautiful.

1992
01:15:01,088 --> 01:15:03,300
[Susie] Bobbie, when we weren't talking,

1993
01:15:04,335 --> 01:15:05,603
I got something for you.

1994
01:15:07,137 --> 01:15:09,973
[Bobbie squeaks]

1995
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,445
[Bobbie] They're beautiful.

1996
01:15:25,446 --> 01:15:26,647
Thank you.

1997
01:15:26,648 --> 01:15:27,582
[Renee] Let's do this.

1998
01:15:27,583 --> 01:15:29,349
[Susie squeals]

1999
01:15:29,350 --> 01:15:33,920
♪ It's always a mystery to love and be loved ♪

2000
01:15:33,921 --> 01:15:38,637
♪ Tell me why is a lifetime not enough ♪

2001
01:15:42,673 --> 01:15:44,765
[footsteps thumping]

2002
01:15:44,766 --> 01:15:47,300
♪ What am I so afraid of ♪

2003
01:15:47,301 --> 01:15:49,980
[bright music]

2004
01:15:59,222 --> 01:16:03,662
♪ And my head stopped thinking again ♪

2005
01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:10,268
Oh my God.

2006
01:16:12,402 --> 01:16:16,197
Susie Q just Pink Prommed POP slayed that dress.

2007
01:16:16,198 --> 01:16:17,508
Did I say that out loud?

2008
01:16:25,115 --> 01:16:27,774
Wait, you were serious about this?

2009
01:16:27,775 --> 01:16:29,877
Serious as something that
you thought was a bad shave

2010
01:16:29,878 --> 01:16:32,045
but turned out to be something else.

2011
01:16:32,046 --> 01:16:33,880
Ooh, burn.

2012
01:16:33,881 --> 01:16:35,582
Literally [laughs].

2013
01:16:35,583 --> 01:16:36,884
[laughs] Yeah.

2014
01:16:36,885 --> 01:16:39,297
And I would know nothing about a bad shave,

2015
01:16:40,430 --> 01:16:43,924
even though I desperately wish I did.

2016
01:16:43,925 --> 01:16:45,759
Get out of the way for Nice Girls Not.

2017
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:47,829
Aw, you guys have a name too?

2018
01:16:47,830 --> 01:16:48,773
Presh.

2019
01:16:52,175 --> 01:16:54,300
Dumb and Dumber are trying to be be popular

2020
01:16:54,301 --> 01:16:56,004
with Renee Lalita [laughs].

2021
01:16:56,005 --> 01:16:57,672
Now that is funny.

2022
01:16:57,673 --> 01:16:58,605
Q.

2023
01:16:58,606 --> 01:17:00,407
That's Q and Robert to you.

2024
01:17:00,408 --> 01:17:01,809
Q, where's that name from,

2025
01:17:01,810 --> 01:17:04,722
'cause you don't know how to spell or speak.

2026
01:17:06,723 --> 01:17:07,892
You got this.

2027
01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:13,720
It's the kind of name you're gonna call me from now on.

2028
01:17:13,721 --> 01:17:14,655
Are we clear?

2029
01:17:14,656 --> 01:17:15,933
[Crowd] Ooh!

2030
01:17:18,568 --> 01:17:19,960
Uh-huh, that's right.

2031
01:17:19,961 --> 01:17:21,395
You saw that right.

2032
01:17:21,396 --> 01:17:22,529
Whatever.

2033
01:17:22,530 --> 01:17:24,164
You downgraded to two losers,

2034
01:17:24,165 --> 01:17:26,534
and you still didn't even take CP.

2035
01:17:26,535 --> 01:17:28,669
I'm not insecure enough to need it.

2036
01:17:28,670 --> 01:17:29,637
Let me tell you something.

2037
01:17:29,638 --> 01:17:31,339
Power isn't for the insecure.

2038
01:17:31,340 --> 01:17:32,907
Why, thank you, Vicki Reinhard.

2039
01:17:32,908 --> 01:17:34,575
Well, that wasn't a compliment.

2040
01:17:34,576 --> 01:17:35,742
Step out of the way, Vicki.

2041
01:17:35,743 --> 01:17:36,810
Your bubble's popped,

2042
01:17:36,811 --> 01:17:38,945
[snickers] You wish.

2043
01:17:38,946 --> 01:17:41,382
Take your Three Amigo asses and ride on outta here.

2044
01:17:41,383 --> 01:17:42,649
What does that even mean?

2045
01:17:42,650 --> 01:17:46,887
I cannot wait to see you go down, Vicki Reinhard

2046
01:17:46,888 --> 01:17:48,022
And not the kind of go down

2047
01:17:48,023 --> 01:17:49,190
that you're used to, Vicki Reinhard.

2048
01:17:49,191 --> 01:17:50,133
[Crowd] Oh!

2049
01:17:51,502 --> 01:17:52,492
Ew.

2050
01:17:52,493 --> 01:17:56,030
Oh, Renee, my friend,

2051
01:17:56,031 --> 01:17:57,297
bring it!

2052
01:17:57,298 --> 01:18:00,077
That's Diva Lalita to you, my ex-friend.

2053
01:18:01,578 --> 01:18:05,005
Vicki, you hold things over people's heads

2054
01:18:05,006 --> 01:18:06,150
so they fear you.

2055
01:18:07,317 --> 01:18:08,709
You don't know what it's like to be loved,

2056
01:18:08,710 --> 01:18:12,445
'cause you're too busy
literally hating everyone else.

2057
01:18:12,446 --> 01:18:15,482
Sure, okay, me and Bobbie don't always look the coolest

2058
01:18:15,483 --> 01:18:17,317
or have the hottest outfits

2059
01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:19,620
or have a mom that can shotgun a beer.

2060
01:18:19,621 --> 01:18:20,954
Mm.

2061
01:18:20,955 --> 01:18:23,490
Okay, but that doesn't make us or anyone else

2062
01:18:23,491 --> 01:18:27,427
in this room any less worthy of love or acceptance.

2063
01:18:27,428 --> 01:18:30,173
All dictatorships must come to an end.

2064
01:18:31,307 --> 01:18:34,735
Vicki Reinhard, your reign of terror is over.

2065
01:18:34,736 --> 01:18:36,104
Damn!

2066
01:18:36,105 --> 01:18:38,105
Skinny bitch got strong.

2067
01:18:38,106 --> 01:18:40,374
[Vicki yelling]

2068
01:18:40,375 --> 01:18:41,209
Wow!

2069
01:18:41,210 --> 01:18:42,910
[Vicki] God!

2070
01:18:42,911 --> 01:18:44,245
[Vicki shrieks]

2071
01:18:44,246 --> 01:18:45,179
Vicki!

2072
01:18:45,180 --> 01:18:46,123
Oh!

2073
01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:51,585
[crowd cheers]

2074
01:18:51,586 --> 01:18:54,432
[crowd applauds]

2075
01:18:55,698 --> 01:18:57,602
I'm so proud of you.

2076
01:19:02,372 --> 01:19:03,164
Good job, queefer.

2077
01:19:03,165 --> 01:19:04,108
Shh!

2078
01:19:05,042 --> 01:19:06,967
Vicki's so pissed.

2079
01:19:06,968 --> 01:19:08,512
You owe me big, Lalita.

2080
01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:12,472
Hey, Renee!

2081
01:19:12,473 --> 01:19:14,775
Can I get an interview with Nice Girls Not on Monday?

2082
01:19:14,776 --> 01:19:16,553
Let me get back to you on that.

2083
01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,780
Hey, by chance, do you know where Jasmine is?

2084
01:19:19,781 --> 01:19:20,892
You haven't heard?

2085
01:19:23,327 --> 01:19:24,885
Dave broke up with her.

2086
01:19:24,886 --> 01:19:27,655
He was upset when she punched Boobie [coughs].

2087
01:19:27,656 --> 01:19:29,255
I mean Bobbie.

2088
01:19:29,256 --> 01:19:32,459
Something about violence isn't the way.

2089
01:19:32,460 --> 01:19:35,673
[footsteps thumping]

2090
01:19:36,773 --> 01:19:37,832
[phone beeps]

2091
01:19:37,833 --> 01:19:40,512
[upbeat music]

2092
01:19:54,857 --> 01:19:57,017
I've been wanting to do this for a long time.

2093
01:19:57,018 --> 01:19:59,897
[dramatic music]

2094
01:20:03,300 --> 01:20:06,537
[bright guitar music]

2095
01:20:23,118 --> 01:20:27,914
♪ Kiss me out of the bearded barley ♪

2096
01:20:27,915 --> 01:20:32,685
♪ Nightly beside the green, green grass ♪

2097
01:20:32,686 --> 01:20:37,359
♪ Swing, swing, swing the spinning step ♪

2098
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:38,927
♪ You wear those shoes ♪

2099
01:20:38,928 --> 01:20:40,929
- ♪ And I will wear that dress ♪ -Could I have this dance?

2100
01:20:40,930 --> 01:20:45,943
♪ Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight ♪

2101
01:20:46,977 --> 01:20:49,237
♪ Lead me out ♪

2102
01:20:49,238 --> 01:20:51,839
- ♪ On the moonlit floor ♪ -Hi.

2103
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:54,109
- Hi. -♪ Lift your open hand ♪

2104
01:20:54,110 --> 01:20:57,412
♪ Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance ♪

2105
01:20:57,413 --> 01:21:00,858
♪ Silver moon's sparkling ♪

2106
01:21:01,725 --> 01:21:03,817
Hey, so sorry to interrupt this.

2107
01:21:03,818 --> 01:21:06,385
But I was live on Instagram and Jasmine joined.

2108
01:21:06,386 --> 01:21:08,955
And she just saw that, and now she's commenting.

2109
01:21:08,956 --> 01:21:10,090
I'll just [clears throat],

2110
01:21:10,091 --> 01:21:11,002
I'll just read you what she said.

2111
01:21:11,835 --> 01:21:13,292
I'm coming over there right now,

2112
01:21:13,293 --> 01:21:15,862
and I'm gonna knock that biatch's teeth into the back

2113
01:21:15,863 --> 01:21:18,408
of her throat so she'll never be able to...

2114
01:21:19,308 --> 01:21:21,100
Do I need to continue?

2115
01:21:21,101 --> 01:21:23,070
Oh, heck no, I ain't stickin' around for that.

2116
01:21:23,071 --> 01:21:24,872
Can we pick this up another time?

2117
01:21:24,873 --> 01:21:25,939
- Yeah, definitely. -Yeah.

2118
01:21:25,940 --> 01:21:27,607
♪ Bring your flowered hat ♪

2119
01:21:27,608 --> 01:21:30,177
♪ We'll take the trail marked on your father's map ♪

2120
01:21:30,178 --> 01:21:31,955
Susie, we got to go.

2121
01:21:33,188 --> 01:21:35,749
Yeah, I'm just kind of in the middle of something.

2122
01:21:35,750 --> 01:21:37,619
We should go now.

2123
01:21:37,620 --> 01:21:38,619
Yeah.

2124
01:21:38,620 --> 01:21:39,454
Hey, man.

2125
01:21:39,455 --> 01:21:40,820
We gotta go.

2126
01:21:40,821 --> 01:21:41,755
I'll text.

2127
01:21:41,756 --> 01:21:42,589
Okay, bye.

2128
01:21:42,590 --> 01:21:44,459
♪ Lift your open hand ♪

2129
01:21:44,460 --> 01:21:46,760
♪ Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance ♪

2130
01:21:46,761 --> 01:21:48,897
Don't hurt her.

2131
01:21:48,898 --> 01:21:51,075
You seem like a great guy.

2132
01:21:52,943 --> 01:21:55,604
♪ So kiss me ♪

2133
01:21:55,605 --> 01:21:58,348
[Terri grunting]

2134
01:22:00,048 --> 01:22:02,753
And here, I thought you were avoiding me [giggles].

2135
01:22:04,587 --> 01:22:07,280
Well, well, well, if it isn't the train wreck

2136
01:22:07,281 --> 01:22:10,617
of all humanity, Ms. Terri Reinhard herself.

2137
01:22:10,618 --> 01:22:12,285
What, what are you doing-

2138
01:22:12,286 --> 01:22:13,687
In Fireman Brad's truck?

2139
01:22:13,688 --> 01:22:16,022
Oh, well he's a little tied up right now, you know?

2140
01:22:16,023 --> 01:22:18,525
- [whip cracks] -[Brad mumbling]

2141
01:22:18,526 --> 01:22:22,362
Waiting for me to get home and rock his world.

2142
01:22:22,363 --> 01:22:23,564
No, you're lying.

2143
01:22:23,565 --> 01:22:25,132
Oh [laughs], I'm not lying.

2144
01:22:25,133 --> 01:22:28,802
And isn't it ironic that it was 25 years ago,

2145
01:22:28,803 --> 01:22:32,072
right over there, at that dumpster, on prom night,

2146
01:22:32,073 --> 01:22:34,440
where I found you chewing on a sausage

2147
01:22:34,441 --> 01:22:37,310
that was attached to my boyfriend?

2148
01:22:37,311 --> 01:22:38,945
No.

2149
01:22:38,946 --> 01:22:42,382
I can't help it that your
boyfriend wanted me, and not you.

2150
01:22:42,383 --> 01:22:43,817
Well, I can't help it

2151
01:22:43,818 --> 01:22:46,019
that Fireman Brad no longer wants a backstabbing,

2152
01:22:46,020 --> 01:22:48,455
manipulative narcissist with a fake weave

2153
01:22:48,456 --> 01:22:51,392
and tacky Lee Press On Nails,

2154
01:22:51,393 --> 01:22:53,094
and he wants me instead.

2155
01:22:53,095 --> 01:22:55,529
But you know what, who can blame him, really?

2156
01:22:55,530 --> 01:22:58,765
I mean, I am a lady in the streets

2157
01:22:58,766 --> 01:23:00,667
and a beast in the sheets.

2158
01:23:00,668 --> 01:23:01,869
Okay, gross.

2159
01:23:01,870 --> 01:23:04,070
I want you to know that I see you

2160
01:23:04,071 --> 01:23:06,305
for what you really are, Ellie Quinn

2161
01:23:06,306 --> 01:23:09,675
and that a Reinhard never forgets.

2162
01:23:09,676 --> 01:23:11,612
That's exactly what I'm hoping,

2163
01:23:11,613 --> 01:23:14,147
that you never forget this.

2164
01:23:14,148 --> 01:23:15,215
Hi, Ellie!

2165
01:23:15,216 --> 01:23:16,515
Oh.

2166
01:23:16,516 --> 01:23:17,650
Can't wait to see at the Bake-A-Thon next week.

2167
01:23:17,651 --> 01:23:19,219
Oh, don't you know it.

2168
01:23:19,220 --> 01:23:21,489
We're gonna win that chocolate chip cookie crown.

2169
01:23:21,490 --> 01:23:23,757
[both laugh]

2170
01:23:23,758 --> 01:23:26,794
Oh, you look so sad.

2171
01:23:26,795 --> 01:23:28,027
You know what?

2172
01:23:28,028 --> 01:23:30,697
Take Fireman Brad's hat and enjoy it,

2173
01:23:30,698 --> 01:23:32,332
'cause that's as close as you're ever gonna get

2174
01:23:32,333 --> 01:23:35,102
to his head ever again [laughs].

2175
01:23:35,103 --> 01:23:38,172
[Terri jeers and yells]

2176
01:23:38,173 --> 01:23:39,005
I won.

2177
01:23:39,006 --> 01:23:40,374
I win.

2178
01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:42,275
What if we just hack into their Instagram account?

2179
01:23:42,276 --> 01:23:44,544
God, Ginger, can you please, for once,

2180
01:23:44,545 --> 01:23:46,323
just think of something smart?

2181
01:23:47,223 --> 01:23:48,549
[Renee] Going to hurt me.

2182
01:23:48,550 --> 01:23:50,217
- [Bobbie grunting] -Leaving already?

2183
01:23:50,218 --> 01:23:52,119
I bet they humiliated themselves at prom.

2184
01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:53,320
Come on, let's go.

2185
01:23:53,321 --> 01:23:56,033
[lively music]

2186
01:23:57,233 --> 01:23:58,425
- Excuse me. -Watch out,

2187
01:23:58,426 --> 01:23:59,259
- man in heels comin' through. -Move!

2188
01:23:59,260 --> 01:24:00,660
[Bobbie] Ow, ow, my feet.

2189
01:24:00,661 --> 01:24:01,872
Oh, man, hey!

2190
01:24:04,908 --> 01:24:05,877
No, no, oh!

2191
01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:11,270
Where is she?

2192
01:24:11,271 --> 01:24:12,339
You're crazy, loser.

2193
01:24:12,340 --> 01:24:13,440
I'm crazy?

2194
01:24:13,441 --> 01:24:16,544
[Nice Girl Not panting]

2195
01:24:16,545 --> 01:24:18,488
Oh, prom's not over.

2196
01:24:20,457 --> 01:24:22,582
No, no, stay, stay, stay.

2197
01:24:22,583 --> 01:24:24,060
Prom isn't over yet.

2198
01:24:24,962 --> 01:24:26,219
Oh, Destiny Rogers, please,

2199
01:24:26,220 --> 01:24:30,124
please make a TikTok with me, please, please.

2200
01:24:30,125 --> 01:24:31,124
Oh, it's over.

2201
01:24:31,125 --> 01:24:33,125
And so are you, Vicki Reinhart.

2202
01:24:33,126 --> 01:24:34,662
- Say cheese! -[Vicki yells]

2203
01:24:34,663 --> 01:24:38,032
[Vicki groans]

2204
01:24:38,033 --> 01:24:40,710
[Vicki grunts]

2205
01:24:44,782 --> 01:24:47,417
[lively music]

2206
01:24:52,788 --> 01:24:53,880
[Renee] Come on, let's go.

2207
01:24:53,881 --> 01:24:55,182
[Susie] Mom, what's with the truck?

2208
01:24:55,183 --> 01:24:56,950
[Ellie] Oh, I just had to put out a few fires.

2209
01:24:56,951 --> 01:24:58,185
Okay.

2210
01:24:58,186 --> 01:24:59,019
Mom, let's go.

2211
01:24:59,020 --> 01:25:00,887
[engine revs]

2212
01:25:00,888 --> 01:25:01,755
Go.

2213
01:25:01,756 --> 01:25:05,525
- Go now. -[tires screech]

2214
01:25:05,526 --> 01:25:06,470
Lalita!

2215
01:25:12,808 --> 01:25:15,312
[Vicki sobs]

2216
01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:18,672
[solemn music]

2217
01:25:18,673 --> 01:25:19,617
Bobbie!

2218
01:25:21,050 --> 01:25:22,142
Bobbie!

2219
01:25:22,143 --> 01:25:23,353
Stop the car!

2220
01:25:24,120 --> 01:25:27,347
[Anthony panting]

2221
01:25:27,348 --> 01:25:30,193
[car door thuds]

2222
01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:34,198
Hey, I think you forgot something.

2223
01:25:39,368 --> 01:25:40,670
I guess I did [laughs].

2224
01:25:42,672 --> 01:25:46,577
Bobbie, you looked amazing tonight.

2225
01:25:49,780 --> 01:25:50,680
Thank you.

2226
01:25:53,017 --> 01:25:53,917
Okay

2227
01:25:56,418 --> 01:25:57,487
- Bye. -Bye.

2228
01:25:58,488 --> 01:26:00,447
[gentle music]

2229
01:26:00,448 --> 01:26:01,514
[Susie laughing]

2230
01:26:01,515 --> 01:26:02,982
[Susie and Renee squealing]

2231
01:26:02,983 --> 01:26:04,917
[Susie] Oh my gosh.

2232
01:26:04,918 --> 01:26:08,722
- [Susie yells] -I know, I know!

2233
01:26:08,723 --> 01:26:12,168
[Nice Girls Not] Boots the house down!

2234
01:26:24,882 --> 01:26:28,385
[phone buzzes and dings]

2235
01:26:36,158 --> 01:26:38,595
Receipts 100% confirmed.

2236
01:26:39,695 --> 01:26:41,220
Vicki bought almost all her followers.

2237
01:26:41,221 --> 01:26:44,067
[dramatic music]

2238
01:26:58,047 --> 01:26:59,505
Ready for the interview.

2239
01:26:59,506 --> 01:27:00,874
Breaking news confirmed.

2240
01:27:00,875 --> 01:27:03,944
[phone swooshes]

2241
01:27:03,945 --> 01:27:06,447
[slow dramatic music]

2242
01:27:06,448 --> 01:27:09,293
[paper rustling]

2243
01:27:18,333 --> 01:27:22,673
For so long, all I ever wanted was to be popular.

2244
01:27:24,107 --> 01:27:28,345
But now, I realize that what
I really wanted was to matter

2245
01:27:29,578 --> 01:27:32,048
and to make sure others know that they matter too.

2246
01:27:42,725 --> 01:27:43,850
Are those the receipts?

2247
01:27:43,851 --> 01:27:44,850
Mm-hmm.

2248
01:27:44,851 --> 01:27:47,620
Printed, so vintage of you.

2249
01:27:47,621 --> 01:27:49,533
Susie, are you ready?

2250
01:27:50,667 --> 01:27:52,637
When we count down, we go live, got it?

2251
01:28:00,377 --> 01:28:03,580
Quiet on set, please!

2252
01:28:04,580 --> 01:28:08,442
News is starting in three, two, one.

2253
01:28:08,443 --> 01:28:10,109
Hi, I'm Darby Duncan,

2254
01:28:10,110 --> 01:28:12,179
head of All Things News at Clovis High.

2255
01:28:12,180 --> 01:28:14,947
And welcome to this breaking new segment.

2256
01:28:14,948 --> 01:28:19,330
I am here with Clovis High's newest it girl, Susie Q.

2257
01:28:20,197 --> 01:28:22,800
Tell us, how did this come to be?

2258
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:25,968
It's actually Susie Quinn.

2259
01:28:27,637 --> 01:28:28,938
And to be honest,

2260
01:28:30,105 --> 01:28:31,564
I was so focused on getting the adoration

2261
01:28:31,565 --> 01:28:34,267
of people I didn't know that I forgot

2262
01:28:34,268 --> 01:28:36,502
to care about the people right in front of me.

2263
01:28:36,503 --> 01:28:39,005
The people who accept me for who I am,

2264
01:28:39,006 --> 01:28:40,974
people who I care about most.

2265
01:28:40,975 --> 01:28:43,675
You know, acceptance comes
from being true to ourselves.

2266
01:28:43,676 --> 01:28:45,645
Maybe some people don't
understand who you are right now.

2267
01:28:45,646 --> 01:28:49,382
But give them time, they may come around.

2268
01:28:49,383 --> 01:28:51,317
As we get older, we figure ourselves out

2269
01:28:51,318 --> 01:28:53,854
and what we think is important changes.

2270
01:28:53,855 --> 01:28:56,089
Maybe that's catching the winning touchdown,

2271
01:28:56,090 --> 01:28:57,924
to catching up with an old friend,

2272
01:28:57,925 --> 01:28:59,725
[Teacher] Auditioning next, Ginger Martin.

2273
01:28:59,726 --> 01:29:01,894
[Susie] Sometimes, a funny accent is someone trying

2274
01:29:01,895 --> 01:29:03,664
to break out and express themselves.

2275
01:29:03,665 --> 01:29:06,132
Oh, I love you, Ginger!

2276
01:29:06,133 --> 01:29:07,334
Save the Wolves Club,

2277
01:29:07,335 --> 01:29:09,312
this is all very important to me, so-

2278
01:29:10,147 --> 01:29:11,337
[Dee Dee laughs]

2279
01:29:11,338 --> 01:29:12,972
And when we're free to be who we want,

2280
01:29:12,973 --> 01:29:15,385
we attract other people just like us.

2281
01:29:16,452 --> 01:29:17,810
Bobbie was right.

2282
01:29:17,811 --> 01:29:20,147
He told me to treat high
school like the U.S. government

2283
01:29:20,148 --> 01:29:21,680
and ignore the popular vote.

2284
01:29:21,681 --> 01:29:23,884
But you're good at being popular.

2285
01:29:23,885 --> 01:29:25,052
It's what we do.

2286
01:29:25,053 --> 01:29:26,052
You're a Reinhard.

2287
01:29:26,053 --> 01:29:27,920
- Mom, it's fine. -[Terri groans]

2288
01:29:27,921 --> 01:29:28,932
I'm gonna be okay.

2289
01:29:30,365 --> 01:29:32,635
He taught me that everyone deserves love,

2290
01:29:33,735 --> 01:29:35,472
even if they don't think that they do.

2291
01:29:37,140 --> 01:29:38,375
Hey, look around.

2292
01:29:39,442 --> 01:29:40,734
You might already have all the likes

2293
01:29:40,735 --> 01:29:42,869
and followers that you need.

2294
01:29:42,870 --> 01:29:44,470
I know I did.

2295
01:29:44,471 --> 01:29:47,172
Inspiring others to be who they are,

2296
01:29:47,173 --> 01:29:49,809
forgiving your friends when they make a mistake,

2297
01:29:49,810 --> 01:29:52,745
and sometimes standing up for yourself,

2298
01:29:52,746 --> 01:29:54,692
I think that's what's most important.

2299
01:29:57,693 --> 01:30:00,497
Renee, anything to share?

2300
01:30:07,570 --> 01:30:09,005
I think Susie's got this.

2301
01:30:11,340 --> 01:30:12,799
My friends and I have learned

2302
01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:16,537
that the rarer action is in virtue than in vengeance.

2303
01:30:16,538 --> 01:30:18,037
Yeah.

2304
01:30:18,038 --> 01:30:19,583
They go low, we go high.

2305
01:30:21,317 --> 01:30:23,910
Well, there you have it.

2306
01:30:23,911 --> 01:30:25,979
Not quite what I was looking for.

2307
01:30:25,980 --> 01:30:27,757
[Susie] Thanks for having us, Darby.

2308
01:30:30,960 --> 01:30:33,285
Tune in next week for more Clovis High gossip.

2309
01:30:33,286 --> 01:30:35,232
[coughs] I mean news.

2310
01:30:38,035 --> 01:30:39,560
Newest it girl.

2311
01:30:39,561 --> 01:30:41,938
I mean, am I dating the most
popular girl at Clovis High?

2312
01:30:42,973 --> 01:30:44,965
I hope not.

2313
01:30:44,966 --> 01:30:47,034
Me too.

2314
01:30:47,035 --> 01:30:50,213
[slow dramatic music]

2315
01:30:51,382 --> 01:30:53,850
[Renee sighs]

2316
01:30:58,988 --> 01:30:59,679
Ah, you guys see that?

2317
01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:01,314
That's my girl.

2318
01:31:01,315 --> 01:31:02,682
Did you guys see that?

2319
01:31:02,683 --> 01:31:03,627
Hey.

2320
01:31:04,660 --> 01:31:06,252
Stop.

2321
01:31:06,253 --> 01:31:07,663
I'm really proud of you.

2322
01:31:08,698 --> 01:31:09,789
- That was awesome. -Stop it.

2323
01:31:09,790 --> 01:31:10,690
- You're embarrassing me. -Oh, sorry.

2324
01:31:10,691 --> 01:31:11,390
- Stop. -Oh, we're live.

2325
01:31:11,391 --> 01:31:12,702
[Susie] Stop.

2326
01:31:14,503 --> 01:31:15,295
Cut.

2327
01:31:15,296 --> 01:31:18,575
[slow dramatic music]

2328
01:31:55,545 --> 01:31:58,772
♪ Just a teenage wannabe ♪

2329
01:31:58,773 --> 01:32:03,275
♪ Can't wait to grow up ♪

2330
01:32:03,276 --> 01:32:06,212
♪ Little blue jean baby ♪

2331
01:32:06,213 --> 01:32:11,328
♪ On the sidewalk, dumbstruck ♪

2332
01:32:13,128 --> 01:32:17,090
♪ I made a stupid wish ♪

2333
01:32:17,091 --> 01:32:21,060
♪ I ran myself off track ♪

2334
01:32:21,061 --> 01:32:26,175
♪ You brought me back to life ♪

2335
01:32:26,908 --> 01:32:30,102
♪ Rather be with you ♪

2336
01:32:30,103 --> 01:32:34,074
- [hands clap] -♪ My house after school ♪

2337
01:32:34,075 --> 01:32:38,110
- [hands clap] -♪ Don't care what we do ♪

2338
01:32:38,111 --> 01:32:43,227
- [hands clap] -♪ I don't have to be cool ♪

2339
01:32:44,027 --> 01:32:46,785
♪ Call yourself a nobody ♪

2340
01:32:46,786 --> 01:32:50,824
♪ Listen and do in your eyes ♪

2341
01:32:50,825 --> 01:32:54,762
♪ Everyone knows when you're 17 ♪

2342
01:32:54,763 --> 01:32:59,743
♪ All you do is try ♪

2343
01:33:01,143 --> 01:33:05,070
♪ I made a stupid wish ♪

2344
01:33:05,071 --> 01:33:09,075
♪ I ran myself off track ♪

2345
01:33:09,076 --> 01:33:14,190
♪ You brought me back to life ♪

2346
01:33:14,923 --> 01:33:18,050
♪ Rather be with you ♪

2347
01:33:18,051 --> 01:33:22,020
- [hands clap] -♪ My house after school ♪

2348
01:33:22,021 --> 01:33:26,059
- [hands clap] -♪ Don't care what we do ♪

2349
01:33:26,060 --> 01:33:31,173
- [hands clap] -♪ I don't have to be cool ♪

2350
01:33:31,740 --> 01:33:34,900
♪ Wanted to be ♪

2351
01:33:34,901 --> 01:33:40,017
♪ I wanted to be cool ♪

2352
01:33:40,817 --> 01:33:44,444
♪ Watching my eyes spin ♪

2353
01:33:44,445 --> 01:33:47,880
♪ A mystery light staying on ♪

2354
01:33:47,881 --> 01:33:52,419
♪ Memories fading ♪

2355
01:33:52,420 --> 01:33:55,422
♪ Doesn't matter where we go ♪

2356
01:33:55,423 --> 01:34:00,470
♪ I'm gonna abandon where we ♪

2357
01:34:02,938 --> 01:34:06,765
♪ Rather be with you ♪

2358
01:34:06,766 --> 01:34:10,002
♪ My house after school ♪

2359
01:34:10,003 --> 01:34:14,072
- [hands clap] -♪ Don't care what we do ♪

2360
01:34:14,073 --> 01:34:18,110
- [hands clap] -♪ I don't have to be cool ♪

2361
01:34:18,111 --> 01:34:22,080
- [hands clap] -♪ Anywhere with you ♪

2362
01:34:22,081 --> 01:34:26,052
- [hands clap] -♪ I know you do too ♪

2363
01:34:26,053 --> 01:34:30,122
- [hands clap] -♪ Don't care what we do ♪

2364
01:34:30,123 --> 01:34:34,927
- [hands clap] -♪ I don't have to be cool ♪

2365
01:34:34,928 --> 01:34:38,542
♪ I don't have to be cool ♪

2366
01:34:47,717 --> 01:34:50,387
[gentle music]

2367
01:34:53,088 --> 01:34:55,725
[upbeat music]