Killing Romance
Oh!
There you are!
Hello!
Welcome
to another episode of Debbie's Reading Bus.
Today, I have a very special tale
from the far far east.
It's called 'Killing Romance'.
Once upon a time,
there was a beautiful lady
in a country called Korea.
Hwang Yeo-rae was her name.
She became a Guinness Book of
World Record holder
after she drank 1.2 liters
of LallaTen in 4.32 seconds.
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People called it 'Yeo-rae-ism.'
For 11 years, she had no rest.
World's Greatest Paradise - Qualla Island
She got tired, and shed a tear
without any reason.
But she smiled again.
What will your next role be?
I want to play a cold-hearted,
strong female warrior.
She even saved the universe
in the most expensive movie
ever made.
You must protect Korea.
If I don't come forth now,
a catastrophe will hit Korea.
What the hell!
The movie flopped, but
it made so many people laugh.
Her acting was awful
If I don't come forth now,
a catastrophe will hit Korea.
Protect Korea!
Yeo-rae.
Halla Mountain
'Halla Mountain'.
It's Director Kim's new film!
People all hate me.
Don't mind them.
You did great!
No one would have done better
I want to take a break!
I don't want any of this. No more!
Stop...
She had been told what to do by people.
But for the first time,
she made a decision of her own.
Qualla...
Come to Qualla Island
To go to a beautiful island in the South Pacific called...
Qualla!
Manager Oh,
is this really Floria Hotel?
Wait, that's my stuff...
You jerks!
Hey!
Stop right there!
That's when it happened.
The wind stops.
The sun shines.
And the man appeared before her like fate.
Qualla language
Neck chop!
Neck chop! Neck chop!
Swallow neck chop!
Neck chop!
Reverse chop!
Hammer fist!
They fell like leaves
with his powerful punch.
Jonathan Na was his name.
He was an environmentalist.
Animal rights activist.
And global real estate developer.
Are you Korean?
Yes, I'm Hwang Yeo-rae.
Oh, Hwang Yeo-rae!
'Fang Yeo Rae' means 'jerk' over here.
Jonathan came into Yeo-rae's life
like the prince who found Cinderella's shoes.
This is my car.
What a long car...
Oh my gosh!
He sang her a happy song.
♪ I never forgot about you ♪
♪ I thought about you all the time ♪
♪ But you forgot about me ♪
♪ Tears falling off my ♪ ♪ eyes, what a betrayal ♪
Wow, bean stew!
One day, he proposed to her.
7 Years Later
Qualla Island
Korea
After 7 years...
They came back to Korea.
Honey, do you like our new place?
Ow!
Yes!
Good!
How long are we going to stay here?
Maybe a month?
Honey, come on! Come on!
Why the long face?
That's it. It's good!
Smiling completes your beauty.
I have to go now.
Get some rest.
Susans!
Yes, Congressman! It's me, Jonathan.
Of course.
Oh, wait!
I almost forgot.
There was a young man named Kim Bum-woo.
He was a Sa-soo-saeng.
*Sa-soo-saeng:
who prepare for college for extra 4 years now.
All his family members had graduated from Seoul University.
Except for Bum-woo.
I hope Seoul University accepts him this time.
We were all accepted.
Why is he so stupid?
I pretend that I don't have a brother.
I tell people he's in the military.
Stop it, he has a test today.
Bum-woo, do well this time.
Is it two? Three?
- Is it four? - Time's up.
- Just ten seconds! - Time's up.
Soon-to-be Seoul University students...
Seoul University sign!
Hard work never betrays us!
- What? - Hard work never betrays us!
Seoul U!
I know, but not today.
What?
I'm sorry to vent on you.
I'm a bit upset right now.
Is he talking to a cat?
It's his fourth year. He talks to animals now.
We shouldn't become like him.
Stop talking to that cat.
Go away.
How was the test?
I'm screwed.
It was four...
Bum-woo, let's sing the Yeo-rae fan song.
♪ I gotta be a bad girl ♪ ♪ I gotta be a bad girl ♪
♪ I gotta be a bad bad girl ♪ ♪ I gotta be a bad girl ♪
♪ I feel everyone watching me ♪
♪ How do you feel make some noise ♪
♪ Make some noise ♪
♪ You can't avoid it ♪
♪ It's Yeo-rae-ism ♪
♪ Yeo-rae-ism ♪
That damn house!
Bum-woo, open the door.
Mom, you spoil him.
He might fail again.
♪ I get hit by mom ♪ ♪ and I get hit by sis ♪
♪ They all went to Seoul U... ♪
What the hell?
- Don't move. - What?
They're motion sensor lights.
They'll go off if you stop moving.
What, you're telling me to go off?
If it weren't for the noise from your construction,
I'd already...
I said the lights will turn off
if you stay still.
Oh...
I said don't move!
Wait...
They still sell LallaTen?
Just turn off the lights!
You see? It turned off.
You're drinking LallaTen, right?
Will you throw it here?
I've been drinking it.
It's hard to get nowadays.
Just throw it here.
Why is she ordering me around?
Quantity Over Quality Soft Drink,
Drink LallaTen!
Quantity Over Quality Soft Drink?
Drink LallaTen?
Welcome to Jonathan World!
Do you know how fattening that is?
I had salad for breakfast.
Lose another 2kgs.
You look your best at 49kg.
I'll buy you a Hermes ostrich leather bag.
- Mr. Na! - Oh, Congressman!
Buy me an ostrich instead...
to eat.
How's the theme park construction going?
The locals won't give up their land.
Don't worry. I'll solve everything.
They're all simpletons.
I have faith in you, Mr. Na.
I'm Jonathan. I can get anything done.
Don't worry about a thing. Just enjoy yourselves!
Where's Mr. Kim, the holdout?
His phone is turned off. We can't find him
That rat...
What?
Find him at once!
I'd like a picture with your wife.
My wife is a fan of hers.
Oh, of course!
Honey!
Here we go. Look at the camera.
Honey, smile!
That's great.
- Everyone, join them! - One, two, three!
Get in there, good!
Smile!
It's good!
- Okay! - Thank you so much!
Yeo-rae!
Mr. Choi, how did you...
I've been looking for you everywhere.
Read this.
It's a musical film
about a singer's life.
You're a good singer.
Everything's all set.
I'll set up a meeting
with the director.
Oh, my god...
She got married,
and she's living like a princess.
He's rich as hell
and goes by the name of Jonathan
There's no way
she's your next-door neighbor.
Ms. Hwang Yeo-rae!
It's really her...
'I made a vow to myself that I would change.'
'Tonight, I'll become the happiest person on earth.'
'She starts to sing while looking up at the blue sky.'
♪ I feel like I'm walking ♪ ♪ along a maze ♪
♪ I keep losing sight of the exit ♪
♪ I keep getting turned around ♪
♪ It's so dark ♪
♪ I feel so trapped ♪
♪ I want to feel again ♪
♪ Feel the warmth again ♪
♪ I used to dream ♪
♪ Wanna fly ♪
♪ When the stars appear ♪
♪ Maybe I'll dream again ♪
♪ I gotta realize ♪
♪ I feel this moment ♪
♪ Oh, shining light ♪
♪ The lights are all ♪ ♪ pointing toward me ♪
♪ I feel the breeze ♪ ♪ dancing to the rhythm ♪
♪ I believe that good ♪ ♪ things will happen ♪
♪ The dark night ♪ ♪ will soon turn to day ♪
♪ It won't be long now ♪
♪ La la la my heart is dancing ♪
♪ La la la la La la la la ♪
Ms. Yeo-rae!
You're Hwang Yeo-rae, right?
Wait, I'm not a weirdo!
I joined your fan club
when I was in middle school!
Wait there, for just one minute.
What's going on?
Ms. Yeo-rae!
I still use MC Square.
Tomtui is the only winter coat I wear.
LallaTen is about to give me diabetes.
Hwang Yeo-rae!
Born in April 7th, 1984.
Year of the Rat, Aries!
Appeared in the 2008 drama
'Youthful Happiness'!
2009 drama 'American Lover',
2010 drama 'Happiness'!
2011 film 'Young Boy',
2012 film 'Lucky Day'!
I watched your last film
'Strangers' over 100 times!
You really watched them all?
Oh, honey!
Honey!
Jon.
Honey.
I thought you'd left
without my permission.
I was just out on the roof.
That's good.
We've never made love in this house.
Let's go to my room.
If I don't come forth now,
a catastrophe will hit Korea.
- Go shower. - You little devil.
You ready?
Wait right here.
I'll complete you.
'Strangers' is my favorite movie of all time.
Do you have a car?
Mr. Choi!
I read the script, it's amazing!
Don't worry, I prepared well.
I'll see you later.
Thanks, Bum-woo.
But this was supposed to be a secret.
Don't worry about him.
He's...
I'm Lee Young-chan,
3rd president of your fan club.
Thank you, Young-chan.
Not at all.
It's an honor.
Show her the smoke trick.
Shall I?
Yeo!
Rae!
Yeo-rae
The light's green now. Let's go.
Okay.
- Ms. Yeo-rae, go get it! - Get it!
Get it!
I haven't worked in a long time.
This feels a little strange.
I've waited for you for 7 years.
You're still beautiful.
It's like time has stopped.
I feel like I'm dreaming.
I'm a huge fan of yours.
I've been waiting for your comeback.
Me, too.
Thank you, everyone.
Jon, I have something to tell you.
Hmm?
I met the director
of 'Becoming a Star' today.
Become what?
I want to do this film.
I want to make a comeback with this project.
So...
Not returning to Qualla?
Filming will only take 6 months,
- so... - How strange.
Didn't Director Song call you?
Well, this is awkward.
- Hello? - Director Song, this is Jonathan.
Yes.
My wife doesn't know what's going on with the film.
I was just about to call her.
She's right next to me. I'll let you talk to her.
Director Song?
I'm sorry
but please forget the things we discussed today.
- But you said... - I'm so sorry!
What have you done?
Susans!
These ostrich leather bags
will satisfy your needs.
They're one-of-a-kind bags
from Paris.
What have you done?
It was business. I invested.
On one condition.
You're a terrible actress. They shouldn't cast you.
You even have hallucinations,
manic depression and paranoia.
Honey, don't make that face.
Do you really want people
to ridicule you again?
Huh?
You're so happy that you're bored.
You need to listen to me.
I never forgot...
Wow.
- I thought about you... - Don't touch me. I'm not happy.
Wow.
Yeo-rae, stop right now.
What do you think you're doing?
Who are you to decide
whether I'm happy or not?
Are you me? I'm me!
Only I know whether I'm happy or not!
I'm not happy.
I can't do this anymore. I feel like dying.
I want a divorce!
Divorce! Divorce!
Divorce?
Jon, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
Hey, Bob.
Good!
He was a goddamn monster.
She had put up with her life for 7 years.
Because she was more afraid of her misfortunes
being exposed to the public.
Congressman, just swing by.
♪ Please, I beg of you ♪
♪ I am not your doll ♪
♪ You should know that ♪
♪ Think again ♪
♪ Look up at my face once more ♪
♪ I'm so lonely ♪
♪ I'm not complete the ♪ ♪ way you want me to be ♪
♪ I'm just a lonely person ♪
♪ I'm suffocating ♪
♪ I don't want to be a doll ♪
♪ I'm thirsty ♪
♪ Open your heart and love me ♪
Ms. Yeo-rae!
No, Ms. Yeo-rae!
Are you okay?
Oh, no...
Are you sure you're okay?
What about you?
Are you okay?
You saw?
Why did you marry someone like him?
I don't know.
Why don't you divorce him?
Jon can make anyone
who betrays him disappear.
Someone save me...
Report him to the police!
It's no use.
Jon is above the law.
Ms. Yeo-rae,
you shouldn't be afraid.
I'll report him!
Then, you'll disappear.
What?
Get down!
Death is the only way
to become free of him.
But why you?
Jonathan's the one who should die!
I'll get rid of him.
Ms. Yeo-rae.
Are you going to keep on living like this?
No.
Easy, one. Again, five...
Shut up!
- All right! - It's good!
Come on, Bob! Let's go!
Ms. Yeo-rae,
are you going to keep on living like this?
The hell?
I can't live like this.
Ms. Yeo-rae!
Either Jonathan will die,
or I'll die.
Jon Na will die.
- Will you help me? - Yes.
This won't work.
What did you say?
Young-chan!
Can you get me a burner phone?
Sure.
The perfect crime
Accidental death
Message
Height, Weight
Hobbies, Talent
Should we drop a brick on him?
What if someone else gets hurt?
Never mind.
Unsolved crimes
Someone died from a paper airplane.
That's ridiculous.
Right? It's ridiculous.
Someone died from drinking 37 liters of carrot juice.
How will we get him to drink all that juice?
I guess you're right.
- Pass. - Pass.
We have no choice.
It has to be a car accident.
Oh, shoot!
Good idea.
Are you a good driver?
I don't have a license.
I haven't driven a car in 11 years.
Pass.
It's good!
Wait, peanuts!
He's allergic to them.
It will put him in anaphylactic shock
He always carries
around an EpiPen.
I'll add ground up peanuts.
Wow, it's good...
It's good!
I'll swoop in
and snuff him out!
He'll die for sure! Swoop, snuff, sure!
He's super strong,
so don't let him fight back.
I'm pretty strong, too.
He won the Qualla Wrestling Champion.
Taekwondo punch!
Neck chop!
Ms. Yeo-rae, listen while you eat.
I have created a list.
Stop calling me that. Just call me 'Yeo-rae'.
What?
Just call me by my name.
Okay, Yeo-rae.
This has to be the perfect crime.
We can't get caught after killing him.
Yeo-rae.
We need to succeed on the first try.
He hates losing
and being betrayed.
That's it!
He hates losing!
- The sauna! - What do you mean?
You'll boil him to death?
I'll explain later.
Just trust me, Yeo-rae.
You're all I have, Bum-woo.
I wish I could do something for you, too.
Your happiness is all I want.
Just tell me what I can do for you.
Well...
Don't hesitate.
Say it.
- It's nothing. - What is it?
Kiss! Kiss!
How could I ever kiss you?
Would you come here?
What? How?
Right, it's way too far.
I'm sorry.
Hold on!
Where is it?
Oh, dear...
You don't have to do this.
He's doing it.
I'll do anything for you
after Jonathan's gone.
Just trust me, Yeo-rae.
I'll take him to the sauna!
Hot As Hell Sauna
Hotter, even hotter!
This place is as hot as I am!
You can roast meat!
It's 100°C!
You can boil water!
You can lose 30kg in just 10 minutes!
Hot As Hell Sauna!
It's the hottest sauna on earth!
Come to Hot As Hell Sauna!
Hot As Hell Sauna
This is a hot place?
Yes, shouldn't we feel the heat?
I already do.
Pose!
- Kimchi! - Pose!
Yes, one more!
Fantastic!
Bum-woo! Bum-woo!
- Is it ready? - It's almost ready.
Make him go into the Inferno Room.
No one has made it past 10 minutes there.
Are you sure?
They say that the actors fainted
while shooting the ad inside.
There's one survivor!
I even prepared a one-hour hourglass.
Jon Na will try to beat the time.
- You're right. - I'll add even more coal.
It'll get even hotter.
Jon Na will die for sure.
Add, hotter, for sure!
That's our code
for adding even more coal.
Get back in there.
Add, hotter, for sure... Add, hotter, for sure...
Are you the waiter?
Well...
Yes, I'm the waiter.
What menu do you recommend?
Kimchi fried rice.
It comes with an egg.
It's supes delish.
- Supes delish? - Supes delish?
- It's delish! - Oh, delish!
- Delish! - Delish!
Delish!
You're bad at that.
Give me the shovel.
- What? - The shovel.
- Let's go! - This is how you do it!
Go!
Okay, keep going! Keep going!
Yes, boss! Good job!
Delish!
This is delish, too.
Inferno Room
Mmm, it's delish!
- Add, hotter, for sure! - Okay.
This place is nice.
It isn't too hot, right?
That guy was in here for 20 minutes.
Two rounds of that hourglass.
20 minutes is nothing.
Bob, let's do this.
- You ready? - Yes, boss.
Add, hotter, for sure!
What's that?
What?
What you just said.
Add, hotter, for sure!
Add, hotter, for sure?
- It's a song. - A song?
Keep going.
Add, hotter, for sure!
Keep going.
- Add, hotter, for sure! - Good, keep going.
- Add, hotter, for sure! - Keep going.
- Add, hotter, for sure! - That's it.
- Add, hotter, for sure! - A little faster.
Add, hotter, for sure! Add, hotter, for sure!
♪ I thought about going to ♪ ♪ see you, I don't know ♪
♪ The world is spinning ♪
♪ You're all I can see ♪
♪ No words, no way ♪
♪ No tears, no feelings ♪
♪ Look at me I'm standing ♪ ♪ in front of you ♪
♪ It's finally time ♪ ♪ I'm in front of you ♪
♪ I'm crying tears of fear ♪
♪ You wiped away my tears ♪ ♪ You held my hand ♪
♪ I'll rise up ♪
♪ You're with me, I'll make you happy ♪
Make some noise!
From the top, one more time!
♪ I never forgot about you ♪
♪ I thought about you all the time ♪
Damn it!
He's big, but he's weak-minded.
You're going out? How about the record?
I'm going to try.
That's hot.
Yeo...
I think I'll give up.
Honey...
I guess I'll go, too.
I guess it's too hard?
To beat 20 minutes.
Hey, Delish.
You should go work.
Every day,
I try to break Lee Young-chan's record.
It's not easy.
1st Place - Lee Young-chan
Lee Young-chan!
Die!
I'm hallucinating now.
Those people are all amazing.
What's your dream?
I don't have one.
Find your passion.
20 minutes is long, but life is short.
Do you want to get out first?
Get out.
Get out, you jerk.
Someone save me...
Are you okay?
Is he still in there?
It's all over now.
- We need to open the door. - What are you doing?
No, stop!
We need to kill him!
- He'll really die! - Stop!
I can feel the wind.
We need to open the door!
Oh, Delish!
That was dumb of me. I just hate to lose.
You're preparing for university, right?
You sure don't give up easily.
You set a goal
and see it through.
I like that.
You remind me of my younger self.
Hey, Bob.
- Drive properly. - Sorry, boss.
Where were we? Oh!
Let's have a meal at my place sometime.
That's all right.
He must be busy studying.
That's right,
I'm a student with a part-time job.
- I'll get off here. - No way!
I'll let you off right in front of your place.
Where do you live?
I live right there, in Sunshine Village.
Sunshine Village?
I live there, too!
Which house?
- Number 21. - I live in Number 22!
Whoa, Delish!
We were next-door neighbors!
What a coincidence.
Wow...
- I'll get going. - Wait.
I want you to know this.
Your entire life will change
because you saved me.
Why don't we exchange numbers?
- What's your number? - It's 010...
You should have let him die!
Why did you have to go in?
And why did you give him your address?
What were you thinking?
I was thinking it might be suspicious
if he sees me in the neighborhood.
Fine.
What are we going to do now?
Can we continue this after my exams?
By then, I'll be back on Qualla Island.
Do you want me to live like this forever?
Bum-woo, my guy.
A good quote for you.
Virtue is something you win
by overcoming obstacles.
There are visible virtues and invisible virtues.
Invisible virtues are unrecognized good deeds.
Recognized good deeds are visible virtues.
This is a shared post.
I don't think I can do this.
A person shouldn't kill someone.
You twerp!
You're the one who suggested killing him.
Don't you want me to be happy?
I'm sorry.
No, you've done enough.
Thanks, Bum-woo.
I can do this by myself.
I'll handle it, but can you
get me some peanuts for the last time?
Almost done...
Where is he?
I'll sprinkle the peanuts.
He'll choke and fall.
Sprinkle, choke, fall!
Sorry, William. Here's my gum.
Go now.
Just throw it onto my roof.
You can do this.
Just do it, Yeo-rae.
Someone must die.
Where are the peanuts?
- Hello. - You...
Surprise!
You don't have to be that surprised.
I invited him in for a meal.
Oh, William! Good dog, good dog!
Oh, my. What is this?
Oh, damn it!
- Bob. - Yes, boss.
Take William to his groomer.
I'll go get changed.
Make yourself at home.
Mi casa su casa.
Did you make bean stew?
Mmm, smells good!
Delicious bean stew!
I told you to throw the peanuts onto my roof!
- He forced me inside. - Give me the peanuts!
I'll sprinkle the peanuts.
He'll choke and fall.
Sprinkle, choke, fall!
This isn't the right day to do this.
There is no right day. Just hurry.
These are unpeeled!
Peanut taste is undetectable
if you add in basil.
Grind them up!
It's not powdery enough!
- It's too conspicuous! - What?
What are you doing? Stop it!
You crazy idiot!
Wow, Bum-woo! Do you like bean stew?
Delish?
Yeah, it's delish!
Wow, bravo! It's good!
Even our taste matches.
Where are the Susans?
I sent them to the department store
for your clothes.
Good.
- Bean stew! - Enjoy.
Let's dig in.
Ouch, that's hot.
Isn't it hot?
Wow, incredible!
It's good!
Honey, give us some more.
He's a greedy eater.
- It's hot! - Again?
I guess he loves bean stew.
He's like a Mukbang YouTuber.
Good?
Oh!
It's my turn.
Give it here.
I can't resist a competition.
Just give it a taste...
It's hot.
- Good? - Oh, it's good!
One more!
I'm just getting started.
- Good! - Good!
It's good!
- Good? - Good!
One more bowl?
Where's toilet?
Can't you hold it in?
Yes!
What's this?
It's my phone.
Your phone's right there.
You're right.
Whose phone is that?
The bean stew was salty.
Do you want some water?
Tell me the passcode.
It's not mine.
I could find out myself,
but I want to hear it from you.
Who have you been contacting on this phone?
President Choi? Director Song?
Where are the tangerines?
Honey!
What do you think you're doing?
Honey, honey!
Fang Yeo Rae!
Open this door at once!
Get over here!
Oh, no...
Yeo-rae...
Cushion!
Get the cushion, quick!
Cushion!
Throw it over here!
- Turn him over. - Me?
- Do it, now! - I can't do it!
Hurry!
Honey... EpiPen!
Oh, no...
What are you doing, Bum-woo?
I thought Jon Na was hurting you,
so I called the cops.
You...
Just go home!
We ate bean stew...
- we didn't put anything... - It's over.
You can do it.
It was you.
You saved me.
You love me so much that you want to kill me.
I'm going to stay with you forever.
Oh, honey!
♪ I never forgot about you ♪
♪ I thought about you all the time ♪
♪ But you forgot about me ♪
♪ Tears falling off my ♪ ♪ eyes, what a betrayal ♪
♪ I thought about going to see you ♪
♪ I don't know ♪
♪ The world is spinning ♪
♪ You're all I can see ♪
♪ I close my eyes and you're there ♪
♪ You're the light that shines on me ♪
♪ I can't miss out on ♪ ♪ eternal happiness ♪
♪ Do you see me? ♪
♪ Please call me by your side ♪
♪ I love you ♪
We're leaving for Angdo Island tonight
Why, all of a sudden?
For Jonathan's Park construction ceremony
When will you be back?
Never, we're heading back to Qualla Island
What?
What about our plan?
It's all over, thank you for everything
You can't leave
Goodbye
Goodbye?
Bum-woo thought it was all his fault.
Yeo-rae!
Seoul University
This is where we'll build the theme park.
It will be called 'Jonathan World'!
It will become the greatest theme park
in the world!
Happy, honey?
Hold on.
It's me.
Did you catch Kim?
Where?
I'm in Angdo.
I'll kill Jon Na.
It's Yeo-rae!
Oh, I forgot!
Angdo was home to an ostrich farm.
Until Jonathan destroyed it.
Go away!
Why are you chasing me?
Hey!
Stop! You sound like saying piss off.
Africa?
Go straight in that direction.
Bye.
The burner phone's owner is Lee Young-chan?
Thanks, Detective Cho.
Lee Young-chan...
Lee Young-chan?
1st place - Lee Young-chan
Hey, Bob!
Sorry, boss.
What are they saying?
- Piss off? - What?
Piss off!
Jesus!
You can't piss off me.
Let's go.
Just run it over.
Welcome to Jonathan World!
Oh, it's good! Now, we have a deal!
How exciting.
You picked the wrong person to mess around.
He must be insane!
Let's talk it out!
Oh, no...
♪ I never forgot about you ♪
♪ I thought about you all the time ♪
Stop!
Who's that?
Who the hell are you?
Get him!
Where are you going?
Take me with you!
Damn it...
Get in!
Hurry!
Yeo-rae...
Yeo-rae!
Lee Young-chan... Lee Young-chan...
Lee Young-chan!
How can he do that to a person?
He's a crazy psycho!
Yeo-rae, I'm sorry. I failed again.
I told you, you can't do this!
What the hell are you wearing?
We both can't do this.
It's all over.
I'll drop you off on the main road.
Run to the bus stop.
We won't be able to see each other again?
Bum-woo, study hard.
I think you should.
Go to Seoul University.
I'll be cheering you on. Go get it!
Yeo-rae, I'm so sorry.
Please become happy.
Didn't you say that you're a bad driver?
Hey...
You...
What are you doing? Get in!
What? Really?
I told you to go this way...
It's all my fault!
Hey, hey!
I can't leave like this.
Please help me.
One, two, three!
Why is it so heavy?
I'm sorry.
I'll come back
and bury your friend in a sunny place.
Bum-woo, let's go.
It can't understand you.
If you try hard to hear them
- you can understand. - What?
It's my fourth year of studying.
I can talk to animals now.
Huh?
What?
This is all Jonathan's fault.
He destroyed the ostrich farm.
Oh, honey?
Oh, Bum-woo!
Run!
Get them!
Oh, damn it.
A flying ostrich?
It was you.
You're Lee Young-chan.
I shared so many good posts with you!
Stay back!
If you come any closer,
I'll jump off!
Whoa, whoa. Calm down, honey.
It's me, Jonathan. Your husband.
I'll forgive everything. Come here.
Don't forgive me.
I'm not going to forgive you.
I told you to come here.
That's an order, honey!
♪ Like a full moon ♪
Why are you singing?
♪ My heart is full of darkness ♪
♪ I want to go back ♪
♪ Walking one step ♪ ♪ I'll get away from here ♪
♪ There's a world I've ♪ ♪ been dreaming about ♪
♪ I'll start walking down that path ♪
♪ Right now ♪
♪ I'll be back on the stage ♪
♪ I've been yearning ♪
♪ That's my one and only wish ♪
♪ I know ♪
♪ I used to feel the sun on my face ♪
♪ I used to be happy ♪
♪ My dreams can sustain me ♪
♪ I'm not afraid ♪
♪ I'll let the wind take me away ♪
♪ Again ♪
It's good!
What are you doing, honey?
Bum-woo.
I was always too scared
to take the leap.
I'm scared this time, too.
I don't want to stop this time,
and I will go all the way.
Go where?
One.
Two.
Yeo-rae...
Three.
- Oh, no! - Honey!
Yeo-rae!
Honey...
You belong by my side.
Forget everything.
I know you didn't mean it.
Smile.
Perfect.
Eat up.
It's Qualla food. It's super delish.
Ostrich meat is sublime.
Have you ever had ostrich?
Here, say 'ah'.
'Piss off. Piss off.'
Look at these texts.
I had no idea you two were planning to kill me.
You, kill me?
- Have you ever killed someone? - Jon, stop it.
I must have been out of my mind.
You know I am sometimes like that.
Jon, please...
Shoot.
It's the chance you've been waiting for.
Shoot.
He's just a stupid little boy.
- Shoot! - Jon, stop!
I'm sorry.
I'll do anything you want
from now on.
Bang!
If I see you again,
I'll kill you.
Leave, now.
A7=A+6D=20.
Does anyone know the answer?
Goodbye.
Focus.
Bum-woo came back to his ordinary life.
You won't regret it!
Don't regret and lose weight
Regret?
Soon to be seen on Winner Shopping
Yeo-rae...
Winner Home Shopping,
Saturday at 7 p.m.
Breaking News
An ostrich in Seoul
Oh...
Ostrich is causing a traffic jam
It's the ostrich!
Reports from citizens
This isn't the way to Africa.
I'm going to settle things with Jon Na.
No! He's too dangerous!
I don't want to live a life
full of regret in Africa
Thanks for burying my friend,
I'll never forget you.
G4=Q/P.
What is P+Q?
Kim Bum-woo, going somewhere?
If I don't leave now, a catastrophe will hit me.
I didn't do my best.
If I let her leave,
I'll regret it for the rest of my life.
I can do it!
Who wants to join?
I have a favor to ask you.
Anything.
Hwang Yeo-rae is back after 7 years!
She's here to promote Jonathan World,
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There, you will be treated like VIPs!
It's an honor to introduce this next guest.
It's President Jonathan Na!
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We've prepared a special deal,
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We're getting so many calls right now...
Bum-woo...
Jon Na, Screw You
What the hell?
We shouldn't have aired that!
Yeo-rae, it's not over yet.
That loser is driving me insane.
I'll really kill you.
Try it, then.
Yeo-rae...
Don't let anyone push you around.
Susans, take Yeo-rae to the airport.
Hey, Bob!
Yes, boss.
Get them out, you guys! To the car, let's go!
Get back in.
- Hey, Delish! - Bum-woo, you should run!
I'll come find you,
no matter where you are!
- Run! - Delish!
Bum-woo!
Neck chop!
Hammer fist!
Do you know
what losers have in common?
They keep making the same mistakes!
Over and over again!
That's why you can't get into university,
you loser!
Loser?
Don't get out!
Hard work...
Who's that?
Isn't he Bum-woo's friend?
Never betrays us!
Seoul U!
Oh, he's the legendary,
the fifth year!
He's been studying for five years?
Hard work never betrays us.
Damn it.
I guess he has a lot of pent up anger.
Fifth year! Fifth year!
The tangerine broadcast will begin in Studio No.3.
Jon Na, screw you?
Raise your arms properly.
I said properly!
Run your mouth again.
Jon Na!
I told you not to touch Bum-woo.
Didn't I tell you to go to the airport?
I decide where I go,
you jerk!
Young-chan!
- Yeo-rae... - Come here!
You little brats!
It's Yeo-rae's fan club.
I did my best.
A lot of members couldn't make it.
But we're all together at heart.
Who are those losers?
Yeo-rae!
Listen!
Happiness
♪ I never forgot about you ♪
♪ I thought about you all the time ♪
♪ But you forgot about me ♪
♪ Tears falling off through my eyes ♪
♪ what a betrayal ♪
♪ I thought about going to see you ♪
♪ The world is spinning ♪
♪ You're all I can see ♪
♪ No... ♪
Yeo-rae fell into Jonathan's magic spell again.
♪ I'm in front of you ♪
♪ I'm crying tears of fear ♪
♪ You wiped away my tears ♪
♪ You held my hand I'll rise up ♪
♪ You're with me I'll make you happy ♪
♪ I close my eyes and you're there ♪
Oh, at that moment...
♪ Ah ah ♪
♪ Jigi jigi Jigi jigi jing ♪
♪ Bam bam bam ♪
♪ Jigi jigi Jigi jigi jing ♪
♪ Bam bam bam ♪
♪ I gotta be a bad girl ♪ ♪ I gotta be a bad girl ♪
♪ I gotta be a bad bad ♪ ♪ girl I gotta be a bad girl ♪
♪ I gotta be a bad girl ♪ ♪ I gotta be a bad girl ♪
♪ I gotta be a bad bad ♪ ♪ girl I gotta be a bad girl ♪
♪ I feel everyone watching me ♪
♪ How do you feel make some noise ♪
♪ Make some noise ♪
♪ You can't avoid it ♪
♪ It's Yeo-rae-ism ♪
♪ Yeo-rae-ism ♪
♪ I make it Yeo-rae-ism, ♪ ♪ the Yeo-rae-ism ♪
♪ You're hooked now ♪
♪ I'm gonna be crazy now ♪
♪ Yes crazy now ♪
♪ You're addicted now ♪
♪ I gotta be a bad girl ♪ ♪ I gotta be a bad girl ♪
♪ I gotta be a bad bad girl ♪ ♪ I gotta be a bad girl ♪
- ♪ I gotta be a bad girl ♪ - Bob!
♪ I gotta be a bad girl ♪
- ♪ I gotta be a bad bad girl ♪ - Bob!
♪ I gotta be a bad girl ♪
Stop it, stop it!
♪ I close my eyes and you're there ♪
♪ You're the light that shines on me ♪
♪ I can't miss out on ♪ ♪ eternal happiness ♪
♪ Do you see me? ♪
♪ Please call me by your side ♪
♪ I love you ♪
Why?
Oh, an ostrich!
Ostrich...
Piss off!
They saw the miracle happening in front of them.
Bob, Bob!
Bye, boss!
We did it!
Piss off!
Like the end of every fairy tale...
Do you know what happened to them afterwards?
2 Years Later
Yeo-rae came back to the screen
with her highly-expected new musical film.
Her acting and singing made everyone bored.
Except for them.
That's it for today.
Goodbye!
Hwang Yeo-rae
Lee Hanee
Jonathan
Lee Sun-kyun
Kim Bum-woo
Gong Myoung
Directed by Lee Won-suk
Oh, wait!
I almost forgot!
Someone help me.
Someone help me...
Bob!
It's good!
Bob!