This program me contains very strong language and references to drug use.
Previously on Scared Of The Dark...
Jesus Christ.
What's your name? Gazza. BLEEP hell.
We can't use dumbed-down language.
In this world-first,
this group of celebrities have now been locked in complete darkness
for the last 30 hours.
Agh! I don't wanna do it, I don't wanna do it.
We may be losing our first celebrity.
Your challenge is to live amongst them undetected.
Someone tapped me on my shoulder.
Some of the group have never met before
and now have been joined by their final member,
the lovely Scarlett Moffatt.
I'm so nervous.
It's Danny, your cockney subconscious.
I want you touch her hair.
It's so scary.
Oh, my God! ALL SHRIEK
As a group, their challenge is
to last 180 hours living in the dark.
I want you to control yourselves.
How will you appear to your friends?
Oh! Ah! I... Do you think we're doing it deliberately?
If they do have the mettle to stay until the end,
they will then vote for one of 'em to win.
CHRIS: Show them your light. What is your problem?
BLEEP it. BLEEP him.
Ey, what's that sound back there?
Oh, I can hear someone. No. What's that sound back there?
For the last 30 hours,
this group of celebrities have been locked inside
this pitch-black Bunker.
I can't live like this.
Unbeknown to them, they are now a group of eight.
Right, come on, get your spy head on now.
She wants to get this right. She's got night-vision goggles,
she's got a little earpiece so we can talk to her,
so what we need to do is we need to give Scarlett
a welcome to the Bunker, all right? We need to test her
and get her to earn her place in this group.
I'm scared.
Oh, my fucking God. Someone touched my... Did you do that, Gazza?
No, honestly.
Now, the thing is, she could have
a hero's welcome if she can win back this group's items.
This is 30 hours
Eubank and Gazza have been without a toothbrush.
I mean, that's nasty, that, innit?
So the fear in the Bunker, it's gonna be at fever pitch, innit?
I mean, you're right. In this environment,
they've given up control, and we like to have control so, you know,
we're gonna get more stressed.
They are certainly much more stressed.
Cortisol's pumping, the adrenaline's going,
it's gonna change the way they perceive their own realities
and who's who, and who can I trust?
The question is, how much of this can they take?
What is their tipping point?
This isn't even funny, I'm BLEEP...
Right, let's make this harder for Scarlett
to not be discovered. Let's get her to bang the door.
Scarlett, Danny here,
I want you to go and bang the door. Lively.
OK.
Ooh. OK, all right, she's on the move again.
She's on the move, here we go.
Here comes our disruptor.
SHE GASPS
THEY SHRIEK
What's going on? Come on now.
Incognito is not my middle name.
I did not think I was that scary but, honestly, I think there's some
skidders in people's pants right now.
I'm gonna piss myself, but I'm too scared to go to the toilet.
I BLEEP hate this stupid room. Was there a knock?
I hate it. That was definitely the door.
Room, I wanna get out.
Show them who you really are.
There is no light in dark words.
Words which are light and are filled with enthusiasm
and filled with blossoming, filled with life,
these words are what inspires people.
I'm guessing that somebody said something over here,
maybe, that was a bit rude. Chris thought he got touched by someone.
M[]Max? Yes, Chris? I don't THINK I was touched on my shoulder.
I was touched on my shoulder twice and it was wonderful.
Whoever did that, I thank them.
Where is there a space? Yeah. Here.
I did get, though, that, erm,
Chloe was feeling a little bit aggrieved there
because I believe that Chris... Was you telling her how to behave?
No. Not telling her... I was... No, I was telling her to shine.
You were mimicking her in a negative way. Mimicking her?
Yeah, you were, you were going, like, "Oh, oh, I'm scared."”
This is not for weaklings. Chris. Yes? Yes.
You have to be authentic,
and I think that what they might be saying is that you appear
to be trampling over their authenticity.
You know I'm not doing that. I've said enough
and everybody knows what my viewpoint is,
so I needn't say any more, right?
Yeah, yeah. So from here on forth, I will be silent.
SHE LAUGHS
And I'm gonna say tits.
I've been here a day,
I feel like I've got a very complicated relationship with Chris.
I've learnt that Chris is very, very, very strong minded,
like a dog with a bone, you might say.
What do you guys wanna say?
Boobs.
Chris Mac is what we call the commander.
He's like a bit of a dad, he's a bit of a big brother,
he's a friend. I think that he is the only one in the Bunker
to put Chris Eubank in his place.
And whatever you all choose, silence will be the most powerful.
You know, if I am scared at little bits like this... Sister, sister,
all I'm saying to you is, I am superior on sharp point.
I think some people possibly couldn't tolerate
Chris Eubank...sometimes.
I don't know what people are doing now,
like, cos, obviously, we can't see each other,
facial expressions and stuff.
Maybe I've just lost the plot. I don't even know what's going on.
Chris... THEY SHRIEK
Fucking hell. Someone touched my... Did you do that, Gazza?
No, honestly. You promise? I promise, yeah.
Chris Eubank, where are you? They all show their limitations.
He's talking to the walls, so something's happened to him.
What's he saying? I don't know but he's talking to the walls.
Chloe, there's a ghost sitting on the edge of your bed tonight.
Fuck off, Gazza. Oh-oh-oh-oh.
Yeah, I was well-known for me pranks and jokes
and all that. I was in the World Cup 1990,
we were flying to Napoli,
and the pilot's sitting with us and I says, "Can I have a go?"
He went, "OK, just a little touch,” and I went...who of,
and the plane just shot off, neow.
The players - "Fucking get out of that cockpit now, Gazza."
Chloe, that's paranormal. I told you, you got tapped on the back.
Gazza, you're a proper wind-up merchant, you are.
I think the world sometimes can be sad enough as it is,
erm, I don't wanna make it sad for anybody else.
I'm in the dog house now.
Oh, my God, what the hell is going on?
Having spent the afternoon in the Bunker,
Scarlett Moffatt has so far managed
to go undetected whilst meddling with the celebrities.
No, stop these games, I swear to God.
Scarlett, one little final thing.
I want you to chuck a pillow from the bed, all right?
Now, just remember this. Don't fuck it up.
Okey-dokey.
I think I was born to be a spy.
What the hell was that?
Oh, don't.
Who threw the pillow?
Someone threw a cushion.
No! Oh, my God! Agh! No.
Oh, my God, it's fine. It's fine.
Is everybody sat here now? What are you doing? Yep.
A pillow from the bedding just landed on the floor,
so did one of you throw that? Fuck off. No. What?
Look, it's here, feel that. Oh, my God, what is that?
Oh, my God. What the hell is that?
Whose is that pillow? No, that's not funny.
Oh, she's happy. Little celebrate with a dance. Yeah, yeah.
Scarlett's mission, let's be honest,
if she nails this, then Gazza and Eubank,
they get their toothbrush back. All right, if they don't,
and can last 180 hours in the dark,
then it's gonna be pretty ropey in there, innit?
THEY SHRIEK
Stop it. Was that you, Chris?
That was me throwing the same pillow. Oh, my God.
Stop it. Oh, my God.
Stop it! Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
But somebody did throw it, somebody did throw it,
it landed here next to me. Someone threw a pillow.
I don't fucking like this stupid room. I just can't handle it.
Who did throw that first pillow though?
Cos it did land next to me. Did somebody throw a pillow?
No. No, I'm over here. It wasn't any of us. He's here.
I haven't moved. I'm literally gonna kill you all, I hate you all,
I hate you all, I hate you all. I feel like shit.
The wonderful Scarlett.
She knows she's achieving her mission. Good for her.
ANNOUNCER: Attention. Oh, my God, I'm sweating.
Oh. We're in trouble.
ANNOUNCER: An eighth person entered the Bunker
and was set a challenge
to live amongst you undetected until now.
You're joking. No way!
You're joking.
What?!
That's not funny.
Oh, my God.
ANNOUNCER: Please meet the eighth and final member of the group.
Whoa.
All right? Hello.
It's Scarlett Moffatt. Yay!
Are you all right?
Moffatt!
Go on, girl. Come on, babe. Where are ya?
Ee, it's pitch... It's proper pitch-black without them on, like.
I'm so clumsy as well.
Aw, come this way.
I have to apologise to you all for throwing pillows and stuff.
Is this your pillow?
I actually stole your hat as well.
Oh, my God. Ah, no way. No way.
I've been underneath the kitchen island,
I've been laid on most the beds. Have you got the glasses?
Could you see? Stop it. Yeah, yeah, I could see.
I have these, like, infrared glass things on. Stop it.
Ah. That's mad.
I'm so excited that Scarlett Moffatt is here
because she's just, like...
I think she's got to be one of the nicest celebrities ever
and I feel like she is what we needed to pick the mood up.
She's really injected a bit of energy into the group,
so I'm really excited.
Plus, I've literally watched her since she was on Gogglebox.
Yeah, I just love her, I think she's brilliant.
So, Scarlett, you know what it looks like.
Oh, yeah, do yous not know? No, we don't have a clue.
No. It's very fancy. Is it? Yeah, it's lovely.
ANNOUNCER: Attention.
As Scarlett has successfully completed her challenge,
you will now all be reunited with your missing items.
ALL CHEER
Well done, Scarlett. Get in. Max has got socks. Yey.
I've got socks.
God, I've got me toothpaste and I've got me digestives.
More biscuits. Yeah.
Well, Scarlett, I'm pleased to meet you. Hello, I'm Christopher.
Hiya, it's so nice to meet ya. I thought I could... Likewise.
So all's you've heard is a big argument.
Yeah.
I am a little bit worried about Chris Eubank.
I wasn't expecting a tap on the shoulder to end up
in a very heated debate.
Part of us wanted to just sort of get involved and go,
"It's fine, it's just me, I'm just trying to scare yous,
"no-one needs to argue.”
I think Chris was trying to make yous all strong
so yous didn't get too scared. I think that's... Is that...?
That's right. That's right. Yeah. I was, erm...
Did you touch Chris on the shoulder? Yes, yes, sorry, Chris.
Ah, no way. That was me that touched you on the shoulder twice.
I thanked you for it before and I'm thanking you again.
And Scarlett said, "What I've heard Chris say,
"No, he's right."
Scarlett seems to me to be...
...a giant. Yes.
ANNOUNCER: Please all make your way
to the changing area to receive your items.
So our stuff's in here somewhere, innit?
It should be. Oh, I've found mine.
Have ya? Yeah.
What have you got? Are you here?
Little Build-A-Bear thing. Aww.
Chloe, it's right next to the door.
Have you got your biscuits?
These are a big box of digestives, mate.
Lovely.
Oh, I'm so pleased I've got my stuff now, you know? What a day.
Oh, I'm putting me jammies on.
What we're seeing with Chris is him creating
a barrier between himself and the rest.
I think he's looking for a way to control the group,
and it's not working because his method seems so absurd.
It really is. It's so out with what they would consider
to be normality, and now we have Chris Mac,
he's possibly the most adapted to this environment.
Maybe the real sheriff in town.
Whose pillow did you throw? Oh, I don't know.
Cos that probably needs to go back on the bed,
before it gets kicked around the place. Aw, shit, yeah.
Chris Mac, what do you think, is he the secret alpha?
I think you're right. He is a quiet alpha,
maybe sigma. I think there's
a big narrative here of, welcome to my world, guys.
I like a dip.
I love a dip. In many ways.
I would like you... Yeah.
...to stop telling people how to behave
and not be themselves. That's what I would like.
Well, sorry, that I can't do. When someone behaves like a child,
I have no choice but to actually direct them.
But this... I don't care about buts. What I care about...
But listen... OK, go ahead.
This is about people being themselves.
You're saying to me
I shouldn't give them the advice. OK, no, no.
It feels like you trample on their kind of spontaneity.
You know what? People need to be allowed to be themselves.
There's a great saying,
it says as follows, "less said, easier to mend." Yes.
I don't wanna have to mend the things I say to you,
so don't test me.
Ooh, OK. Now, what I'm saying to you,
sir, is that everybody feels slightly lectured.
You talk to people like you're boxing,
you know? You're very jab, jab, jab, jab, jab...
No, no, I tell you this, be yourselves. Yeah.
But be a bigger superstar than me.
That's your target.
I don't mind telling him. I mean,
he's not gonna knock me out, is he?
I'm the only one helping him get around.
He'd be fucked without me.
Over half of our population is scared of the dark.
Petrified of the unknown.
HE SNORES
ANNOUNCER: Attention, it's time to get up.
In this world first,
this group of celebs have now spent nearly two days
locked inside this pitch-black Bunker.
I don't wanna get up. Morning.
All they need to do is last 180 hours out of the limelight...
Well, actually, all light.
Can you turn a light on, please? Oh, yeah!
I was waiting for the light to come on.
It's quite difficult being in the dark full time
but I'm hoping that I'll just get used to it.
It's very weird thinking that it's the day and we can't see.
Hang on a minute, am I in your bed?
Are you giving me a cuddle? What the fuck?
I could just feel you crawling up me.
You wake up and it's dark, you get out of bed and it's dark,
and you go to bed and it's dark. It's... Yeah, it's mad.
Don't say anything. What?
I've hid a torch in my tent. Do you want me to turn it on now?
Yeah.
THEY GIGGLE
Have you, actually?
No, babe, course I haven't. Oh, what a dickhead.
Have ya? Have you hid a torch?
Yes, it's in my vagina.
Shut up, man, you dirty sod.
Who wants to get it out? Me.
Gentleman, I'm just using the bathroom.
See you in an hour. Are you gonna be an hour again?
No, no, I'm gonna be 11 minutes.
Do you know what we should do, right,
rather than us all sitting off and being a bit awkward,
when Chris says something quite abrasive,
we should all just really overly agree with him? Yeah.
Like, every time, "Oh, no, Chris,
"I never thought of it like that, yeah, exactly, exactly.”
"Yeah, you're right." Yeah.
Last night, comedian Chris McCausland called out
Chris Eubank about his exacting standards.
Chris Eubank, he looked a big size, Chris.
He looks like he's been working out really a lot.
Do you do weights and stuff these days, Chris? No. No?
Oh, no. Weights? I've never done weights.
Can I have a feel of your thigh?
Yeah, can I feel? My thighs? Yeah.
Uh... I wanna see what you're built like. Anywhere above my waist.
Yeah, I can't feel you... Oh, my God!
Jesus Christ, man. That is so gorgeous.
CHRIS MAC LAUGHS
I mean, you are chiselled, sir.
Fucking... I mean, how old are ya?
56.
All you need now, mate,
is a bit of Botox and you're laughing. Yeah.
Christopher,
you must be careful because I'm listening to you.
Yeah? I am a fighter.
You read your opponent long before you fight them. Do you understand?
Yeah, I read my audience before I go on stage. Yeah.
That's right, you must.
I am enjoying being able to take the piss out of him
a little bit and, erm,
give him a little bit of a verbal slap from time to time.
HE LAUGHS
Yeah, I've got it, I've got Max's shoulder.
Yeah, you've got me but I'm not at the door. Where's the door?
Yeah, the door"s to the left here. To the left? Hold on.
ANNOUNCER: Attention. There is a delivery in the pantry.
Throughout their 180 hours living in the pitch black...
Oh, I've got it, it's a basket. Is it heavy?
No, it looks like it's light.
...the Bunker will continually test
the group through various physical, mental and moral challenges.
They're not glasses, look. What is it? What is it? Here, feel.
Oh, my God, it's handcuffs. Urgh.
ANNOUNCER: Attention.
In front of you is a set of shackles.
You are all going to spend today closely bound to another person.
Oh, no. You will be joined at the ankle and wrist.
So shackling the celebs, you know, it's definitely gonna push 'em,
but I imagine also help them to bond maybe? What do you think?
I mean, being tied together for so long is like engineering
a close friendship.
Whether you like it or not, you're stuck at it,
and so they might trust each other more.
They might try and survive together and work together,
but at the same time,
they might get under each other's skin, and conflicts will boil.
ANNOUNCER: You have ten minutes to negotiate an alliance.
I'm going with you, Nicola. Yeah.
Straightaway. Yeah, that's sorted out that!
OK, fantastic. Are yous two going together?
Yeah. 100 percent. 100 million percent.
Are you two going together? Yeah.
If Chris chooses Gazza now, I'm with fucking Eubank. Gazza.
Max, do you want some of this? Yes, please.
I told the girls how handsome he is, put it that way.
Yeah, thanks, mate. But, yeah, he's a great help to me.
He's a big help to me. I'd be lost without him, to be fair.
And, yeah, the bond between us is class. We've had our laughs.
Brilliant, you know.
Did you hear all that, Chris? Yes.
How do you fancy being shackled to me for the day?
Er, I would love that. I would love that, Christopher. OK.
CHRIS MAC LAUGHS
This'lL give us a chance to bond. Right, me and Mr Eubank are a team,
cos I fancy doing this with a world champion tied to me.
OK.
I don't think they had a choice.
Yeah, I think Chris, he, sticks up for himself
and he's not taking any crap from Eubank, no way. Yeah.
Christopher, because he suggested it,
would be the right partner to be with.
Oh, wow, don't say anything nice about me, why don't you?
You're with me. I can't be any nicer than that.
Chris Mac... Mm-hm. ..really has took one for the team here.
You know, hats off to Chris Mac here.
I think that he is the one who's gonna say,
"OK, I'll take this on the chin."
When you actually increase physical closeness and proximity,
you're gonna increase a hormone in your brain that builds trust.
That hormone's called oxytocin, but when the oxytocin is higher,
we're gonna entrust people with more information.
Righty-ho. Scarlett, are you off?
Oh, yeah, sorry. Where the fuck...?
Hold on, have you got your bearings?
Yeah, yeah.
Is that not the pantry?
You what? Argh! That's a wall.
Got it. Have you got it? Yeah.
12 hours shackled together. Now, even in the light,
that's a difficult thing. They're only allowed
to be unshackled when they need a piss or a shite. Yeah.
This is, like, the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.
First to be shackled is actress Donna Preston
and TV personality Scarlett Moffatt.
This is ridiculous, come on.
This feels a bit tight on my ankle, you know. Does it? Mm.
Step, bring it. Step, bring it. Oh, my God,
it's like a dance move. Step, bring it. Argh!
I banged the fucking table. OK.
Next is boxer Nicola Adams and Love Islander Chloe Burrows.
I'll give you a tenner if you don't do the ankles. Yeah.
We're probably the most capable... Yeah, for real. ..as a team.
Yeah, cos we've got banter. One, two...
How are yous going so fast? I'm not sure.
THUD Ow.
Come on. OK, yep.
Next, sporting legend Chris Eubank and comedian Chris McCausland.
How do you take Chris Eubank? There's something very enforced
and different about being so close to someone for 12 hours.
Yeah, well, the key is, don't swear and just recite philosophy.
Wow, I'm handcuffed to Chris Eubank.
CHRIS MAC LAUGHS
BOTH: In, out, in, out...
Oh, shit. Oh, bollocks. Who's that?
It's the two Chrises.
Oh, hi Chrises. Hey. Let's go to the couch.
BOTH: In, out, in, out.
Scarlett, I'm gonna pass you a bowl, can you pass it round?
Yeah, what are we passing all round? Right, here it comes.
It's like we're in jail. I know. Shawshank Redemption.
Yeah. Oh, this is what they eat in jail, isn't it?
We're shackled together with soup and bread. Yeah.
Two hours into being shackled,
the celebs have been given lunch.
On today's menu - soup.
Urgh.
I can't eat that like that, it's disgusting. Yeah, I'm not eating it.
Urgh! This is their bread. Yeah. It's rotten.
Honestly, right, I'd rather eat a camel dick than eat that soup
and I've tasted a camel dick and, honestly, it's rotten.
What's it like? Just like gritty corn beef
but it's better than that soup, honestly. Urgh!
Ugh! I've got a hair in mine.
Urgh.
It is splendid. Do you like it, Chris?
Oh, yes, the soup is wonderful.
If...if you should ever look at my fights,
don't watch the victories, watch the defeats,
the five defeats, then you will see the warrior in me.
Never a complaint, never a complaint.
Chris will probably be the hardest to bond with
cos it feels like he puts up a perimeter.
In... Yeah.
I think he'd be great to get on with, but to bond,
I think you've probably gotta go a bit further with him.
Ah, sit back.
Yes.
Can I ask you something personal?
Yes. Can I ask you about your son?
Which one, Sebastian?
You... Your son that passed away. Yes. It was recently.
Well, recent... It's always gonna be recent, but go on. Yes.
Was it...7 It was in the last year or two, was it?
Yeah, it was, yeah.
Was he a boxer?
He was everything. OK.
He was me. Yeah.
Poet, philosopher, lover, protector,
a man of love.
Your son, they never leave you, ever.
They're always with you. Always.
My son Sebastian is much more than I could ever explain to you.
Yeah.
You were obviously super close.
He's me. Yeah. You've got your daughter, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Sophie. Sophie, yeah. She's you.
Can I ask what happened? Did he have an illness or...?
It's hard to explain that to you.
Yeah, I'm very sorry.
Things that he did, he was magnificent.
Magnificent.
The tragedy of losing a son who's 29,
imagine crying that hard...
...and then months later being grateful that you cried that hard
for your son.
It wasn't one tear.
It was an ocean.
I...
HE SOBS
My son Sebali was an inspiration...
...IS an inspiration,
and will always be an inspiration.
Oh, my goodness.
One two, one two.
Yep, left, left. Shit.
The group have now spent 50 hours living in the dark.
In, out...
And they've now been shackled for three hours.
This is the perfect opportunity to bond
and a chance to really get to know each other.
Step, bring it. Step, bring it.
Where's the sofa?
Oh, hello. Hello. Oh.
Ah, that's me head. Agh.
I'm bollocks'd now. You swing that way, that's it.
Yeah? I feel... Argh!
Are you all right? SCARLETT LAUGHS
What the hell is going on? I'm so... Honestly,
I0I0I actually feel like I could start crying.
I think the dark makes you mental, you know?
Oh, my God. Cos I keep laughing, right, and I wanna cry.
Like, I wanna cry, I'm gonna cry.
Are you actually gonna cry? Yeah, I'm gonna cry.
No, don't cry. Oh, my God. I can't even hug you. Are you OK?
Yeah. I'm all right.
I think we just need a little nap. I'd love a pizza.
Oh, what I'd do for a pizza, honestly.
Pepperoni pizza with garlic dip. Oh, don't. Ohhh.
Shall we put our hands like that?
Oh, yeah, that's nice that way. Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's nice. Oh, God.
KLAXON BLARES
THEY SHRIEK
Fucking hell. What the fuck was that? Oh, my God.
ANNOUNCER: Attention. Oh, my goodness.
I don't think anybody's sleeping. KLAXON BLARES
Oh, my God!
That is loud.
What the fuck?
There's no time for sleeping.
ANNOUNCER: Attention.
That was not nice, that.
Can I have some paracetamol, please?
Oh, my God, the Bunker's getting a bit of an attitude. I know!
ANNOUNCER: Al celebs should make their way to the Hub now.
They're ramping up the pressure, aren't they?
All of us! Oh. Come on, Chris.
Who's that? Donna.
One... Have we found the door, then?
Do we know where it is? This is the door, yeah.
Go to your left. That's a wall.
I've just hit the fucking... what's it called? Camera.
Headbutted a camera.
One, two.
When I first arrived here, I nearly had a breakdown going in here.
The group have now spent 56 hours in complete darkness.
Whichever pair wins
the next challenge will spend time in here,
the light chamber,
a multi-sensory space offering respite from the darkness.
For those granted access,
it will be the first chance
to spend time in proper light for nearly three days.
Careful, careful, careful.
There's no drop, is there? My throat's not gonna be slit?
Ooh, we're locked in. That's the door.
Yeah, yeah, we're locked in. No!
Oh, my gosh.
Oh! No, I actually don't like it. Oh, no, my eyes are going funny.
Shut the fuck up, you're scaring me.
Sorry, sorry, Chlo.
Chloe, what's happening, man?
It's all right Chloe. It's all right Chloe.
Right now, I really feel like I wanna,
like, just try and smash it. I wanna,
like, win something. I'm not... I don't lose.
I hate losing. I'm a sore loser.
Ah, go away! Shit. Oh.
ANNOUNCER: Attention!
This is not right.
If I was on me own now, I couldn't handle this.
ANNOUNCER: You have been padlocked into individual cages.
Your free hands have also now been shackled.
No!
There are four keys inside each cage.
Only once you have unlocked all four of these padlocks can you get out.
Can't see Jack shit! Jack shit.
Do you understand?
Yes.
The first pair to escape from their cage will win time
in the light chamber and also be unshackled.
We can do this, Gazza, I reckon. Yeah, I know.
I'm happy to be partnered with you. Huh?
I'm happy to be partnered with you.
Ah.
I mean, it can only... it can only turn sour. That is a moment.
ALARM BLARES
Let's find them keys, Gazza. Oh.
We want that fucking room. We want that room. We want it.
Nicola's very competitive.
She is, uh, but I think there's a complicitness between them.
I think that they could agree, you know,
they're not gonna be jarring against each other.
Right, turn, turn, turn, cos we've got three legs. Right, go here.
I think people underestimate me.
I've got a first-class degree from a Russell Group uni,
I'm not just, you know, a girl sat around in a bikini
trying to pull a boy.
Oh, hang on, hang on,
I've touched summat. I've got one.
Yes... Yes. Fucking hell though, look at them go,
their competitiveness is coming out.
And there are supposed to be four keys in here? Yeah.
Chris Mac, this is a man who goes through everyday life having
to deal with these sort of tasks,
so will Eubank allow Chris Mac to become the alpha
or will that alpha bollocks get in the way?
I've got cramp in me leg.
I've got love in my soul.
I love competition. I love the danger.
If anyone tries to trip me up, watch how I crush them with love.
Chris is used to winning fights when he's on his own.
Right now, he's in some kind of three-legged, three-armed race.
This is different for him. Will he make the adjustment?
I'm gonna... OK. You go like that, crouch down.
Yep. We're facing each other now.
Just feel the floor in the middle. OK.
Oh, he's playing along, Eubank, at least.
Oh, oh, oh. Got one, got one.
Yes. Get it?
Ooh, doesn't Donna look scared?
Scarlett looks a little scared. She always looks scared, Donna.
Ah, fucking hell! It's fine, it's fine. Let's go.
OK, let's go. | wonder if they're thinking...
I wonder if their brains are filling in the blanks,
what more is this Bunker throwing at me?
Ow! Halfway through their time,
Scarlett and Donna and Max and Paul still haven't found a key.
In a bit of a tangle here, aren't we?
Gazza and Max, all over the gaff.
This is fucking torture.
When you're anxious, it really affects fine motor control.
I can't find shit.
Nah. I'm searching everywhere for one.
Just gonna have to pick up all this shit. Wait. Pick it up.
Yeah. And throw it to a side and then we know we've checked it.
Nicola and Chloe, they've got a strategy,
they're taking turns, they're talking to each other.
I just found it. Have ya? Is that a big key?
Yeah. It's in this one.
Smashing, this. Yeah, they're working together.
I've found one. You've got one? Yeah. OK.
The padlocks are on the other side, so turn round.
Which way? There. Right,
I've got a key and it's a big key. That fits this one.
It fits that one, yeah? So that's two.
Argh!
With time running out,
it's level pegging for Chris and Chris
and Nicola and Chloe.
We're going to the light!
I'm actually sweating me titties off. Yeah.
Max and Gazza, Scarlett and Donna, they haven't opened any.
Come on, Gazza. You can find one.
If you do find it, don't let anybody know. Mm-hm.
Let's not be boasty boasts, yeah? Yeah.
Get out, get out, get out, get out.
Urgh! Get out. Get out. Get...
I would've done it like that, "get aht".
Ooh, hang on.
Got one?
Keep on looking in the middle.
Are you ready? Got it, got it, got it. You got it? OK.
Get out.
Turn round. Turn round. OK. Yeah.
Get out.
- Woo! - Get out.
You wanna get out of the box.
Yes!
Let's go, baby!
I'm just waiting for it to come out.
Pushing. Yeah.
Yes! Yeah! Yes!
Look at that. They've pulled it out the bag. Look at that. Come on.
Yeah, well done the two Chrises. What a fucking duo.
I did not see that coming. Amazing.
We got it.
Give us a hug, big man. That was amazing.
Yes, well done. A for effort.
Did you see that hug?
Yeah, it was nice actually. What a bromance this is.
Ah, my days.
We were so close. We just had one more. Fuck.
We just had one more.
ANNOUNCER: Chris and Chris,
you have won time in the light chamber.
Fucking hell.
ANNOUNCER: The rest of the group, please remain in
the Hangar until further instruction.
You're joking.
I am so glad that's over, mate, I am so glad that's over.
I don't know if I could have taken much more of that.
I fucking love it.
What the fuck? I'm so jealous.
Ah, God.
Aagh! This game!
Ah, fucking 'ell. That is a nightmare.
In this world first,
this group of celebrities have been locked in a pitch-black Bunker.
Damn, we were close. Oh, we were so close.
Ah, that's so annoying.
But as the sun sets in the outside world,
these celebs have now spent nearly three days in the dark.
But that is about to change for the winners of the last challenge.
This is their first time in the light...
ANNOUNCER: Light transition process starting.
...for the last 57 hours.
Please get the key and unshackle.
Winning some time in the light. I mean, how important is that?
I mean, they've been light deprived,
they've been starved of light for so long.
It's actually a form of torture.
Just think of that feeling of being...
I can see my own hands again, I can see somebody else.
Isn't it ironic that now I'm no longer attached to you...
Mm-hm?
101 need you?
Well, let me tell you what, you were there for me.
And so, I'm gonna be there for you. Yeah.
Oh, well, how... Ooh, look at you.
The light chamber, a dynamic space where
the celebs can have some much-needed respite from the darkness.
Look at you beauties. Oh, my goodness. What's this?
For the lucky few who win time there...
Step over. No, up, up, up, and over.
OK, and now let's sit down. Oh, my goodness.
What kinds of dogs are these? I think they're sausage dogs.
Oh. I hope I've got that right.
Dachshunds. Oh, my goodness, oh, my goodness. Oh!
Well, this is wonderful.
Get me the fuck out of here.
Yep. I'm shattered, me.
I wonder what they're doing now.
Ooh, I do like those jelly babies.
Oh, what a treat. Oh, I like jelly babies.
You give me the table full of sweets and I'm happy.
Chris has been very reliant
on, you know, me.
But then as soon as we went into the light room,
it was, "Well, you're the one that can see
"what you're doing," and he was helping me.
Just what does light actually mean to you, having lost your sight?
It's easier without it than with a bit of it.
Like, when you lose your sight gradually,
you get to a point where you're always trying to cope,
not really realising that you can't do things you can't do any more.
Life becomes easier when you can't see anything,
but if you could, like, you know,
tighten the screw in me head and fix it,
brilliant but, like, I'd much rather...
I so wish I could. I so wish I could.
No, no, no, I'm saying... But I'm saying, much better this
than what it was like when I was 21, 22,
and it was... It was crap,
but you weren't willing to accept it.
The situation that you're in
and that you've come to accept, it would be truly scary for me.
I think we're seeing them open up a little more. They're bonding,
the oxytocin levels are getting higher, they're kind of, you know,
sharing more of their deeper stories.
Good bonding exercise. It's an incredible picture.
Oh. So you're gonna have to lift up your foot.
Yep and then go over. OK, over, yep.
Over. OK. Ooh! Oh, Jesus Christ. OK, right.
I'm better at this than you are the other way.
I should... Right, so...
I think we bonded today.
For all of his faults that we talk about,
Chris is incredibly positive,
and just full of enthusiasm for life.
He's an incredibly decent guy.
But these ones here, they are... Oh, yeah, do you like them a lot?
Oh, yes.
ANNOUNCER: Chris and Chris.
Yep?
ANNOUNCER: On the table is a silver cloche, please lift it now.
OK. What's in there?
ANNOUNCER: These sets of keys will unlock
the other three pairs from their shackles.
- Oh. - However...
- Yes? - You may only take two sets.
Please decide which two pairs you would like
to unshackle.
The pair you don't choose will spend the night in the Black Hole.
This was meant to be a reward, not a punishment!
This was meant to be a treat!
This is a joke, cos why can we not just sit in the lounge bit?
Us peasants are on the floor.
I'm not happy with this. We're just making enemies here,
aren't we? Oh, but they're gonna hate us.
Erm, I've... I've been, you know, I've been hated all my life by
the unknown and I've had to deal with it.
Mm-hm. And it's no big deal,
like, get a piece of... get a pair of teeth.
Yeah. So... But the Bunker can do one.
The Bunker can do one. OK.
If I'm honest, I'm pissed off with...
with the way the evening went after us winning
and being victorious. It was like,
oh, now you've gotta make a horrible decision
and condemn two people.
I think the Bunker's full of shit.
That we've gotta ruin somebody's night.
Hey, guys. Hello!
We come with news.
Well, that sounded like bad news there.
Argh!
Are you all right? What's going on?
So, do you wanna start?
The light room was but a mirage.
It was full of puppies and sweets
and in it there was three keys and instructions to us
and we could only release two pairs
and the other pair have to spend the night in the Black Hole.
Ah, shit.
I don't know what the Black Hole is.
Well, we don't know, they wouldn't tell us what the black hole is.
They could say you're literally in a jail cell. Oh, fuck.
Oh, no. Like, you're in the hole.
I think that would traumatise you.
Fuck, I don't wanna go in the Black Hole. Fuckin' knew it.
We have each picked who we don't think should go in the Black Hole.
OK, so, Paul Gascoigne...
I don't believe can handle a Black Hole.
No, thanks, mate. Oh, my pleasure.
Fucking thank God for that.
So the two of you are, I suppose...
You've got... you've got it by now, Max, haven't you?
Yeah, oh, aye.
Thank you.
I think I was just an afterthought
because I was just with Gazza but Chris said,
like, "I don't want him going in there
"cos I don't know if he'll cope,” which got my back up a little bit.
I think he would.
We've got this far, Gazza's got this far.
And for similar reasons,
just because I want us all to be there at the end...
We're going in. Yeah. We're definitely going in.
I really don't wanna put Chloe in there.
Oh, Chris. Oh, thank you so much.
Oh, thanks, Chris.
Thank you so much.
Thanks, Chris. Oh, I'm gonna cry. Yes! Oh!
Oh, fuck our lives.
I think Scarlett is a positive energy enough
- to carry you both through. - Aw, thank you.
ANNOUNCER: Please unshackle your chosen pairs.
I literally could not have been more grateful
for Chris saving me from the Black Hole.
I just felt this impending doom of going in there.
After 12 hours being chained together,
the selected pairs are now unshackled.
There you go, guys. Thank you, Chris.
Ah, brilliant, cheers, Chris. Pleasure.
Cor, brilliant.
Sorry, guys.
Donna, Scarlett, uh, we'll see you tomorrow.
Thank you, bye.
It's just one night.
One night. One night of shittiness.
# One night only! #
TOGETHER: # One night only! #
Like, why have they chose us?
Oh, God. I am shitting meself. I'm proper shitting meself.
I can't even explain how scared I am. Oh, my God.
I don't know why me body's, like... You're not scared.
Yeah, I am, I'm shitting meself. You're not scared.
It's called "The Black Hole." You were just out there going,
"There's nothing they can do, it's fine,
"just prepare for the worst.” I'm trying to be positive.
Well, I'm fucking shitting myself now.
ANNOUNCER: Attention. For dinner tonight...
Yeah.
ANNOUNCER: ..you will have pizza.
CHEERING
Let's go! Here you go, Nicola.
They're in, like, proper pizza boxes. Oh, my God.
Argh! Woohoo!
Fuck me, they're huge. Yeah.
Aw, I'm so excited.
Six massive pizzas.
Oh, my God, I'm gonna cry.
Oh, mate, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Oh, for real.
Mmm.
I can't imagine what the Black Hole is compared to this.
I think it's gonna be brutal.
Hold on. What? Hold on,
put your hands out in front of us. Let's see... let's see.
Careful, there's a sleeping bag there. OK.
Argh! That's me, man.
While the group enjoy their pizza dinner,
Donna and Scarlett will spend
the next 12 hours in the Black Hole.
Argh! Put your hands out,
see how much space we've got. Oh.
Not a fucking lot, have we?
A solitary cage measuring just two metres squared.
Not a lot of space.
Is that it?
I don't like being in a cage.
It feels like we're, like, little animals.
They're pretty much in a metal coffin now in the dark.
There's the two of them.
My mind would be inventing stuff in there too.
Their brains are just going all over the place.
Aah! What's the matter? Someone's there.
What, in the cage with us?
Yes, in the cage, there's someone here in the cage.
THEY SCREAM
Tomorrow night, the pressure mounts on the celebs.
What the fuck is going on?
Ahh! I don't understand!
Chris Eubank? Chrissy?
Stop talking so tragically about your life.
I'm challenging meself. So speak for yourself!
My worst nightmare is Chris Eubank.
If he's not happy and that, I think he should leave.
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