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(DRAMATIC MUSIC AS THUNDER CRACKLES)

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(THUNDERCLAP)

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(MUSIC CONTINUES)

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(PHONE RINGS)

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(MUSIC AND RINGING CONTINUES)

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(RINGING)

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(LINE RINGING)

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(CONTINUES)

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No, I don't want a cup of tea!
STOP PESTERING ME!

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(GASPS)

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Gee whiz!

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Oh...

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Oh!

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Yes! (SCREAMING)

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(LAUGHING)

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(MIAOWS)

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(GASPING) I can't believe it...

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I'VE DONE IT!

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(STORM CONTINUES)

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(THREATENING MUSIC AND MIAOWING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(CRACKLING)

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(MUSIC CONTINUES)

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(GASPS)

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(THUNDERCLAPS)

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(FRANTIC MUSIC)

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"Loyal, obsessive, inventive

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and an enthusiastic tea drinker."

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These were some of the words
I have heard describe him.

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It was, uh, Arthur's time.

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There couldn't be a clearer message
from the creator

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than a lightning bolt from heaven!

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And the divine light
may have gone out for Arthur,

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but not on the good work
he did on this earth.

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He leaves behind loyal wife Jill...

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(STAMMERING)
Jo... Ju... Jo... Joan...

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(AWKWARD LAUGH)

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...devoted son...

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...and, uh, numerous...

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(HARSH FEEDBACK)

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...patents still pending!

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Arthur was treasurer
of the Amateur Inventors' Society,

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a task he performed...

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...adequately.

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(LAUGHING) I can't stand it!

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(GENTLE PIANO PLAYING)

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Lovely service!

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Try and keep busy.

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Volunteer!

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Have you tried speed Sudoku?

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It's very good
for the cognitive functions!

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Cognitive!

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Um, the vol-au-vents
are in the hall.

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What?
Oh, come on!

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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I've just seen ANOTHER wrinkle!

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After the amount of calories
I've just burned,

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they should have melted by now!

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I'm sure they weren't there yesterday

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and I'm being smothered by spandex!

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You should see it!

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I mean, I love spinning class
but I'd like to get some results!

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(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)

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Joanie... Joanie, are you there?

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Well, how are you holding up?

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Yes, I'm all right...

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I was gazing at Arthur's coffin

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and for a small moment I thought,

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"This is going to be
unbearably moving."

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And then the vicar opened his mouth
and all emotion went out the window!
(LAUGHS)

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"A task that he performed...

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...adequately!"

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I agree, yeah!

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Talk about unprepared!

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(SIGHS) I don't think
he even knew who Arthur was!

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No, he didn't,

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but aren't they supposed
to do some research
and at least SOUND sincere?

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(MOANING) Mmm! Mmm! Mm-hm!

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What are you doing?

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Oh, I'm paying homage to Arthur
with a bit of white chocolate!

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(CHUCKLES)

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How we all feeling? You all good?

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Yeah?

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Right, everyone's warm,

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I want you to climb that hill,
everyone up!

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Let's work!

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Good, let's feel that burn!

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Let's tone those butts!

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Nobody likes a saggy bottom,
do they?

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Well, why don't you
come and take a bite and find out?

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(LAUGHTER)

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All right, ladies, keep going!
Oh, God... Oh, God!

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(CLICKS)

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♪ LIZ CHRISTIAN: Call My Name

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♪ Take my hand

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♪ I promise I won't hide

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♪ If you need somebody

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♪ When you're all alone

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♪ There's no need to worry

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♪ And just think about...

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(FLOWING)

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(INTENSIFIES)

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♪ Say hello

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(CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)

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♪ Yeah, I'll be by your side

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Oh!

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Careful! I've got you!

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♪ I promise I won't hide

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Come with me...

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♪ If you're feelin' lonely

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(LAUGHTER)

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♪ Yeah, remember why I'm here

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Woo! Woo!

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(LAUGHTER)

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♪ I'll be so near! ♪

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(SONG FADES)

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Hello!

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I've, uh,
brought you some donations.

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Let's see!

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That's a GOOD trench coat!

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It's only been worn once!

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That's a LOVELY shirt!

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It's, um... It's from Savile Row.

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You know, in Mayfair!

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Has it been cleaned?

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Oh, don't be ridiculous,
do I look like an old bag lady?

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Everything's been washed!
Recently?

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Within the last three years!

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It's just been stuck in
the back of a wardrobe, that's all!

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I suppose we could recycle
some of the materials!

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Uh, don't you want your suitcase?

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Oh, no, keep it!

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Mmm, we can't do anything with it!

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Somebody might buy it!
It's got no wheels...

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Nobody's going to buy it,
people want wheels nowadays!

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Somebody might want it
as a prop for theatre or radio!

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There was a time when suitcases
didn't have wheels,

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when we couldn't just
wheel things around
with gay abandon,

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you can't just write things off
like that!

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You'll be old one day

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and then you'll think...

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"I'm an old bag
but I don't need any wheels!"

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(UPBEAT TUNE)

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Would you like to sit down?

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No, I'm fine.

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Oh, please, it's no bother!

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No, I'm perfectly capable
of standing!

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Thank you!

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I'd feel happier if you sat down!

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No, no, no, no, no!
Oh!

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I have queued for nine hours
at Wimbledon

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to get standing tickets
on court number one

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only to wait another five hours
for Andy and Jamie Murray
to play doubles

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and then for it to be rained off

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so I'm not afraid of
a bit of standing!

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I've spent my life sitting down!

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(SCREECHING)

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(SCREAMING AND THUD)

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(BARKING)
Whoops! Oh!

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Deary, deary me!

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Oh, dear...

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I warned ya!

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I'm gettin' off at the next stop!

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Oh... Oh, no!

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I thought you had a fall,
not brain surgery!

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(MUMBLING AND BEEPING)

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Can you suck strawberries
through a straw?

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Do you know who we are?
(MUMBLING)

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Do you recognise my voice?

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(MUFFLED)

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No...
Oh, I think we might have lost her!

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(BEEPING)
Oh!

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I'm in the NEXT bed!

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Oh!
Oh!

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Oh!

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Excuse us and thank you so much!

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(SNIFFS)
Oh, here you are!

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Oh!

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I made you a strawberry trifle!

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Oh!
Wae a wee twist!

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Let's just get out of here,

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Nurse Ratched said you could go!

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Oh...

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I mean, hospitals,
they just gimme the creeps!

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It's official,
I've turned into a mad person
who rants at strangers on the bus

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who are only trying to help

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AND I suffer from falls!

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Look at my medical notes!

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"Lost footing, had a fall."

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You need to be careful!

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I mean, when you're young, you know,
you just balance

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but now we just kinda splat...

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Thank you!

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(BIRDSONG)

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Mmm!

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Considering
almost NONE of his inventions
actually worked,

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I came to the conclusion
it was his curiosity that drove him.

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Oh, you know what you could do,

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you could turn the shed
into a yoga studio!

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Ah!
No?

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Or I would use it
for storing my supersize freezer!

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Mmm.

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Yeah, Arthur worked in it
day and night.

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It probably needs
INDUSTRIAL sanitisation!

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Eww!
Right!

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Right, there's no time
like the present...

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Rubber gloves, girls!
Rubber gloves!

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(CREAKING)

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(ATMOSPHERIC BEAT)

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(CONTINUES)

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(FADES)

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Oh, my God, what a horrible smell!

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Oh, my God...

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He wasn't making crystal meth,
was he?!

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Eww!

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Oh, I could use this!

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For my creme brulee!

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Oh!

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This was just like Karl, right?

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Oh, typical man!
This is disgusting!

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Nothing clearly could stop him
from his life's work.

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(CLATTERING)

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When Karl left, I remember I needed
more than a truckload of incense

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to get rid of his man smell!

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Eww!
Urgh!

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Urgh, what is that?

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I have got a good,
sensitive sense of smell!

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Oh, no, no...
Just give me a second!
Give me a second!

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Peaty... Woody.

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Oh... A wee hint of coconut!

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It sounds like
a Caribbean cocktail!

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Whisky!

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No, whisky?
Whisky!

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He hated whisky!

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Oh, no, no, I'm takin' a drink,
babe!

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I want it! Mmm!

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Urgh!

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(RETCHES)

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You know, it tastes like
vintage Johnnie Walker. Go ahead.

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I had no idea
he was a closet drinker!

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Drunk!
Drunk?

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Drunk!

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(DRAWER SMASHES)

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OK, listen...

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I hereby convene the AGM
for the Moonshine Society.

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Firstly, apologies...

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Arthur... Alas, huh?

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Otherwise engaged.

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Aww...

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He ran a tiny
yet well-formed moonshine operation,

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a task which he performed...

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ALL: Adequately!

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(LAUGHTER)

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To Arthur!

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Oh, to Arthur!
Arthur!

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Oh, my God...

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Mmm...

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It's as if he's going to
walk through that door
at any moment

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and I'm gonna tell him
for the THOUSANDTH time

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to wipe his muddy boots!

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(CHUCKLES) And he tells us off
for drinking his firewater!

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He'd probably want to join in!
(CHUCKLING)

266
00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:03,480
Oh, I got an idea!

267
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,520
Watch... Watch this!

268
00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:05,880
How about a little, like...

269
00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:08,320
How about a little dance?
Hmm?
Woo!

270
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,880
No, no, stop it,
I don't want to embarrass myself!

271
00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,280
(SCOFFS) OK!

272
00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,320
Uh-oh...

273
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,600
Oh, God, look at this...

274
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,960
I used to have pneumatic tits!

275
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:22,000
Yeah, and they were
really perfectly shaped

276
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,880
and just, like, spear-like!

277
00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:24,920
(LAUGHS)

278
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,920
And I remember when me
not wearing a bra would turn heads!

279
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:33,920
And now I don't think
anyone would even look up!

280
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,840
Oh, for what it's worth,
you'd turn my head any day!

281
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:37,880
Aww!

282
00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:40,560
I love you!
I second that!

283
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,760
Aww...

284
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,960
Look, I know, I know...

285
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:46,400
We're supposed to embrace
getting older gracefully
but it's such a drag,

286
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,440
isn't it?

287
00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,760
Yeah, remember when
you'd wake up in the morning,

288
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:50,800
your body didn't ache

289
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,920
and lines on your face
from the pillow
would vanish in two seconds!

290
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:54,960
Oh!
(LAUGHS)

291
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,200
I don't remember exactly when
my body gave up

292
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,760
but it was like a...

293
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:03,680
A gradual creep,
like Japanese knotweed, you know?

294
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:04,720
(ALL LAUGHING)

295
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,840
Remember...
Remember when we first met?

296
00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,840
We could dance all night!
I know!

297
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,160
Oh, it was so much fun!

298
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,240
Youth is wasted on the young.

299
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,280
Oh...

300
00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,640
At least you two
have been married!

301
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,600
You didn't miss much!
No...

302
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:21,200
All men are ACTUALLY assholes!

303
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,720
It's all I ever wanted.

304
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:24,960
No...

305
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,320
(SIGHING AS THUNDER RUMBLES)

306
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:33,360
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

307
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,400
(THUNDERCLAP)

308
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:43,920
(GENTLE SNORING)

309
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,880
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

310
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:48,960
(MIAOWS)

311
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,800
(CLIMAXES)

312
00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,240
(COCK CROWS)

313
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,240
(PURRING)

314
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,080
Gladys...

315
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,880
(MIAOWS)

316
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,920
Do I REALLY look that bad?

317
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,880
(GRUNTS AND YELLS)

318
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:19,840
Oh...
(CROWING)

319
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:25,520
(SIGHS) Put the kettle on,
tell the sun to GO AWAY!

320
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,560
(SNORTS)

321
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,400
(SCREAMING)

322
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:37,240
(SCREAMING)

323
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,400
(GASPING)

324
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,160
(PANTING)

325
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,600
Joan! Joan!

326
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,800
Where are they...?!

327
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,720
For God's... I'm right here!

328
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:51,840
I'm armed!

329
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:52,880
Joan!

330
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,400
What have you done with them?!

331
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,640
Oh, my God...

332
00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,240
Oh...

333
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,880
Oh, my God! Uh...

334
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,240
Where did I go?

335
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,920
(HYPERVENTILATING)

336
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,800
My... My face!

337
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,240
(GASPS)

338
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:22,560
(GENTLE PIANO PLAYING)

339
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:29,360
Oh, my God, Joanie,
you look terrific!

340
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,320
Oh, my God!

341
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,440
I don't normally scare easily but...

342
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,680
You said the trifle
had a 'wee' twist!

343
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,320
Aye, Chantilly cream,
not this sort of twist!

344
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:43,120
Most of it's in shorthand
and I could never read his writing!

345
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,600
I used to have a three-year plan
but now, I mean...

346
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,240
Well, how long do you think
this thing is going to last?!

347
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,360
I may need to rethink everything!

348
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,800
Did Arthur not mention
anything to you about this?

349
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:55,560
(GASPS)

350
00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,440
Look at these puppies!

351
00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,000
Can you stop doing that, please?!
I'm trying to think!

352
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,040
I can't!

353
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,480
No pains, no aches,

354
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,200
no psyching myself up to stand!

355
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,160
I have a regular heartbeat!

356
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,640
Oh, for goodness' sake,

357
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,000
you're gonna ruin the springs
in my settee!

358
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,200
(SIGHS)

359
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:18,920
(SOFT MUSIC)

360
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,600
Ah!

361
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,120
This...

362
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,880
Oh, biblical!

363
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,440
It's bigger than Sodom and Gomorrah!

364
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,360
What are we gonna do?

365
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,680
Find some more!

366
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,120
Go, go, go!

367
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,320
(CREAKING)

368
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,920
There's another three bottles
he hid from you!

369
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,000
Where's the rest?!

370
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,840
God, Joanie,
you should have paid more attention!

371
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:09,280
Maybe, but I found
the details so BORING!

372
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:12,520
What he found fascinating
would simply send me to sleep!

373
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,880
So, you never heard him say
that he'd discovered
the elixir of youth?!

374
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:18,120
In a bottle of Scotch?
No!

375
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,160
Oh...

376
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:21,720
(GASPS)

377
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:24,320
That makes four!

378
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:25,840
I think that's it!

379
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,080
Oh, God...

380
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,600
You can't give a puppy a bone
then take it away!

381
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,560
No! No!
It might last forever!

382
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,720
I wonder if
it makes you forget your memories?

383
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,880
Or it might help you
remember them better!

384
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:40,000
Oh, can't get rid of Karl!

385
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,320
(GROANS)

386
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,680
Right, girls...
Let's go out for the day!

387
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,480
When?
What?

388
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,520
Right now!

389
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:50,560
Yeah, she's right!

390
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,760
You're never too old
to become young!

391
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,280
(GASPS) Exactly!

392
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,040
(BEAT PLAYING) Come on!
Yeah!

393
00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,240
(HORN TOOTING)

394
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,920
All right, sexy!

395
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,320
(WOLF-WHISTLE)

396
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:06,360
Oh, come back, come back!

397
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,440
I'll find another one!

398
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,880
(CHATTER FLOWING)

399
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,360
(DOOR CLOSES)

400
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,840
Granny chic, I like it!

401
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,360
Excuse me?!

402
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,880
Uh, the polyester threads, on trend!

403
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,920
Oh... Thanks!

404
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,120
So, what's your poison?

405
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,800
Uh, three cups of tea, please.

406
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,600
That's it? Tea?

407
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:47,280
How about Awabancha, bubble,
tomato and mint

408
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,480
Wrestling Dragon?

409
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,280
Uh, Earl Grey, please.

410
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,320
Non-dairy milk?

411
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,360
(SCOFFS)

412
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:55,040
You don't put milk in Earl Grey!

413
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:58,400
Don't forget to follow us on Insta
for exclusive deals and discounts!

414
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,480
What?
Sorry?

415
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,600
(LAUGHS) Take a seat,
I'll bring them to you.

416
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,160
Huh...

417
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,440
(HUSHED) So, what do we do?

418
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,200
(CLEARS THROAT)
We soak up the youthful atmosphere!

419
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,880
I think we need to get new clothes!

420
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:21,440
Nobody wears this type of floral
anymore!

421
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,600
OK...

422
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,240
Oh, hello!
What's this?

423
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,600
So, three Earl Greys, no milk

424
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,400
plus kombucha latte on the house!

425
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,600
I'll be over there if you need me,
OK?

426
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,600
(SNIFFING)

427
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,000
Fermented tea!

428
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,280
What is it with you
and fermented stuff?

429
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:41,160
Mmm... That's quite nice!

430
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,640
Oh, that's undrinkable!

431
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:44,520
Urgh...

432
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:50,440
Think... Think of all the things
that we can do!

433
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,480
Well, we could...

434
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,600
We could swim the Channel
in THESE bodies!

435
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,520
Or sunbathe on the beach
in our bikinis!

436
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:56,920
Jump out of planes!

437
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,440
You can do that at any age!

438
00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,760
Well, let's make a list!

439
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:00,920
Oh!

440
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:07,000
Didn't you say you always wanted
to see if gentlemen prefer blondes?

441
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,920
Experience tells me they date
anything under 30, urgh!

442
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,560
What if it runs out?

443
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,040
Oh, don't overthink it!

444
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,800
Shall we just TELL people
what's going on?

445
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,760
BOTH: No!

446
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,800
Right...

447
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,280
God, there's SO many things
I want to do!

448
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,120
What have you got?

449
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,160
Start cooking for other people,

450
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,560
get a wee conservatory
put on the back of the house,

451
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,200
get a wee dog and call it Patch!

452
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,240
Aww!

453
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,720
And then maybe find a husband
and have some kids...

454
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:36,760
At your age?!

455
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,680
Eh, you said
anything was possible now!

456
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:43,640
What have you got?

457
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:44,680
(CLEARS THROAT)

458
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,880
Visit Vegas,
go swimming with dolphins,

459
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,080
do nude pottery, find my chakras,

460
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,640
go skinny-dipping, try ayahuasca,

461
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:52,680
learn Inuit

462
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,800
and make my ex-husband Karl's life
a living hell!

463
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:56,960
Mmm.

464
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,000
I'd...

465
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:02,520
I'd quite like to go back
to a few of my old haunts.

466
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,960
I hate to be the bearer of bad news

467
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,000
but, hmm, yeah...

468
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,120
Ah!
Yeah, yeah!

469
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,160
What? What?

470
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,200
(SCREAMS)

471
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,240
Argh!

472
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,200
Moving out!

473
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,400
(ALL WHIMPERING)

474
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,520
Go, go, go!

475
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:17,920
Sorry, sorry!
Bye!

476
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,680
We changed back really quickly!

477
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,960
Everything is different,

478
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,600
I think we're gonna need
a whole new wardrobe!

479
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,320
It's not just the clothes...

480
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,560
It's the make-up, it's the hair,
the walk!

481
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,200
What about the catch...
The catchphrases the kids use!

482
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,560
Oh, yes, that's right, the lingo!

483
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,320
We're going to have to learn
a whole new language,

484
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:42,080
otherwise we'll end up
looking a bunch of losers
in cashmere sweaters!

485
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,120
(LAUGHING)

486
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:46,520
Well, actually, I'm kind of
partial to a cashmere sweater!
You would be!

487
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,920
No, all we need to do
is just blend in
and change our mindset

488
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,400
and just be a little more
down with the kids!

489
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,920
Why don't you try Facebook
or something like that?

490
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:58,560
Oh, trust me,
I've got plenty of books
I can bury my face in!

491
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,960
(BOTH LAUGHING)

492
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,480
'This my hack
for a perfect contoured look

493
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:07,000
that will give you cheekbones
you never knew you had!

494
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,560
Now, swipe along the forehead,

495
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,200
bridge of the nose and cheekbones

496
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,920
and blend, rubbing it into the skin
until it looks completely natural,

497
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:17,280
giving you that amazing
sculpted look you've ALWAYS wanted!

498
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,280
It's that simple, anyone can do it!

499
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,840
I love you guys!'

500
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:21,880
Oh, no...

501
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,200
Hmm, no, no...

502
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,280
Oh, he's nice!

503
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,800
Oh, no, he lives in Alaska!

504
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,080
(WHIRRING)

505
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,080
(OFF)

506
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,800
(BEAT BUILDING)

507
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:51,720
(THUDDING)

508
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:54,880
(CONTINUES)

509
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,000
(CAMERAS SNAPPING)

510
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,160
♪ Pose! ♪

511
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:03,400
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

512
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,720
(CAMERAS SNAP)

513
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,760
(FADES)

514
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:14,160
You know, I went on, like,
A MILLION diets

515
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,680
trying to look skinny

516
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:19,720
but now when I look at my legs
I realise they were actually
quite sexy!

517
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,760
Mmm!

518
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,840
They used to weigh us EVERY week
at secretarial college!

519
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,800
(SIGHS)
No wonder we're so self-loathing!

520
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,360
Speak for yourself,

521
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,560
I always thought I was quite bonnie!

522
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:31,600
(BOTH LAUGH)

523
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,000
You are quite bonnie, yeah!

524
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,440
What now?

525
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:37,920
Let's go, girls!

526
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,120
(UPBEAT TUNE)

527
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,320
(SIGHS) OK!

528
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,080
I'll just have whatever
the young people are havin'.

529
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,320
Oh, OK, so we have landing strip,

530
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,600
Hollywood, half-strip, full strip,

531
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:51,760
Brazilian, Chilean,

532
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,160
you can also go au naturel...

533
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:57,000
No, really, I even spoke
to a plastic surgeon for advice!

534
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,720
Yeah? And what did they say?

535
00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,960
Get everything lifted

536
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,200
with full-size implants,
facial fillers,

537
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,680
fat injections and Botox!

538
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,240
Oh, my God, what kind of look
were you going for?

539
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,760
Frozen grin! (LAUGHS)

540
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:11,520
Do you want eyebrow reshaping,
upper lip or sideburns?

541
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:15,320
Oh, keep going,
I have hairs sprouting EVERYWHERE!

542
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,960
Ever since the menopause,
I've become part werewolf!

543
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,080
Oh, we better get going, then!
Argh!

544
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,360
Well, what do you have?

545
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:25,960
Oh, yeah, I went hardwood floors,
I lasered it off years ago!

546
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,760
Very painful and I don't recommend!

547
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:32,000
However, what is trending right now
is a full-on '70s shagpile!

548
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,800
Um, where'd you go out
to have a good time?

549
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,600
Places that my friends
don't get hit on by sleazebags!

550
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:41,560
Huh, and where would I go, say,
if I WANTED to be hit on
by a sleazebag?

551
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:43,960
Oh, honey, you come right here

552
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,520
because you need some lessons
in self-respect!

553
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,680
What do you identify as?
A woman on the edge!

554
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:55,960
(BEAT THUDDING AND CHATTER FLOWING)

555
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,800
We're old enough!
We've been here before!

556
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:02,920
Come back in two years!

557
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,120
Can someone come and cover me, please?

558
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:07,800
I'm gonna need to see some ID!
Oh!

559
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,360
Uh, oh, I... I'm sorry!

560
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:10,480
I don't have any!

561
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:11,960
How old are you?
Have a guess!

562
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,200
Nineteen!
(LAUGHS)

563
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,280
I'm 72!

564
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,840
Aye, and I'm pushin' 70!

565
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,680
Sir? There you go, honey!

566
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,040
I'd love to know her secret!

567
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,400
I'm 68!

568
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,440
Go!

569
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,040
Did it hurt
when you fell from heaven?

570
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,680
I lost my phone number,
can I have yours?

571
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,600
Do you believe in
love at first sight
or should I walk in again?

572
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,640
(EXCLAIMING)

573
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,200
I'm not a photographer,
but I can picture us together!

574
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,560
Well, here I am,
what were your other two wishes?

575
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:43,840
Oh, my God!
(EXCLAIMING)

576
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,400
Do you have a name
or can I call you mine?
Yes, yes, yes!

577
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,440
I mean, no!

578
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,480
Oh, my God!

579
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:53,480
(BEAT FLOWING)

580
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:57,400
(CONTINUES)

581
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,360
(CONTINUES)

582
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:14,040
(CONTINUES)

583
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:28,640
(BEAT SWITCHES UP)

584
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,720
Excuse me...

585
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,160
(CLEARS THROAT)

586
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,280
Um, I'll have a white wine spritzer, please.

587
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:42,040
I can match a drink to a person
and I know you are NOT
a white wine spritzer!

588
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,480
Spare me the spiel,

589
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,080
it's been my drink
for a VERY long time!

590
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,920
OK, here's the spiel...

591
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:48,960
I'll make you a drink,

592
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,720
you don't like it,
it's on the house!

593
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,000
This place is ON FIRE!

594
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,760
I feel like I'm burnin' up!

595
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,600
We should go, what if
it wears off like last time?!

596
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,880
Oh, listen, Cinderella,

597
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,880
we're nowhere near pumpkin time!

598
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,960
We gotta rise up out of the ashes
and spread our wings!

599
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,320
That's a lot of mixed metaphors,
there!

600
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,920
Oh, loosen up, honey!

601
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:10,120
Plus, I think the DJ's
got the hots for Susie!

602
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:11,960
Oh, he's a complete flirt!

603
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,640
He makes eyes at everyone!

604
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:14,680
Is he?

605
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,560
This is AMAZING! What is it?
Uh, I made it for your friend!

606
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,200
Uh, sorry, what's your name?

607
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:20,920
Charming...

608
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,640
Oh, wait, wait, wait, no, no...

609
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,960
You need to know,
this woman is my BESTEST friend!

610
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,120
OK, are you ready?

611
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,320
He said that
I wasn't the woman he married,

612
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:31,360
that I had let myself go,

613
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,840
that I had started
to look like his MOTHER!

614
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,160
Oh, Lind, that's enough!

615
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,720
Meet my best friend, Joan!

616
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,840
Because I wouldn't be here
without her

617
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:43,760
and she deserves a chance
to live her life again!

618
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,080
Who doesn't, right?

619
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,120
Yeah!

620
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,880
(GIGGLING) Let's dance!

621
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,360
(LAUGHING)

622
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,320
Bye!
Bye!

623
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:56,120
How comes I haven't seen you
around here before?
Oh, I don't go out much!

624
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,160
No?
No, it's not my scene...

625
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,440
Fancy a drink?
Aye. Yeah, go on.

626
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,120
What is it?
Tequila!

627
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,840
Fancy one?
Oh... Go on, then, I quite like it!

628
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,320
Cheers!

629
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:08,360
Oh!
Oh, sorry!

630
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:15,560
(MUSIC PLAYING)

631
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:27,080
(CONTINUES)

632
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,000
♪ Yeah, we got soul... ♪

633
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,960
(FADES AND DISTORTS)

634
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,880
Oh, sorry, I don't feel so good...

635
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,840
Oh, God...

636
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,880
Oh, oh!

637
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,520
Lind!

638
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,040
(GROANING)

639
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,040
(RETCHING)

640
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,280
Oh, there we go!

641
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000
(GROANS)

642
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,720
Think I've had enough! (COUGHS)

643
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:57,600
That's it, you just drank too much!
(CRYING) Yeah, I'm sorry...

644
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:01,920
The last time you did this
was 40 years ago!

645
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,400
Seems like only yesterday!
Not to me it doesn't!

646
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,720
I was a different person then!

647
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,680
I was ready to experience it all!

648
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,000
You know, fall in love...

649
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,600
And when Karl left me, you know,
you really...

650
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,640
You picked me up!

651
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,560
And although I was really lonely,
you know,

652
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:24,440
I realised not having
little kiddies around was OK!

653
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,160
Look at all that grief you get
from Robert!

654
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,200
(CLEARS THROAT)
I'll get you some water.

655
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,200
Club's closed, guys!

656
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,120
Have a safe trip home, yeah?
Yeah.

657
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,160
You have a safe trip home too, sir.

658
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,200
(GASPS)

659
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,240
What?

660
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,400
Lind, we've gotta go!
Oh, OK!

661
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,440
Come on!
OK!

662
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,200
Oh, right, um,

663
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,920
I'm gonna find my friends, I think!

664
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,080
One more?

665
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,400
Susie?
Suze? Sue?

666
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,440
Susan?

667
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,800
Have you seen a Scottish girl?
Have you seen a...

668
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,400
Someone in a silver,
very short inappropriate dress?

669
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,440
Excuse me!

670
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,000
Susie!
Urgh!

671
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,040
Sue!
Where is she?

672
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,920
Come on, we really must get going!
Sue!

673
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:03,960
(SNORING)

674
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:08,800
(BEEPING AND WHIRRING)

675
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,240
Good morniiinggg! (LAUGHS)

676
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,520
Who are you?!

677
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,200
Oh... I'm nobody!

678
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,080
Did my mum put you up to this?

679
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,440
I didn't want to come here,
you should have left me
with my friends!

680
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,760
Find someone your own age!

681
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,960
(DOOR CLOSES)
Are you his mum?

682
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,920
If only we knew
when we were going to change back!

683
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,880
Well, we were here at 11:00
and now it's 5:00am...

684
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,560
Yeah, so it lasts six hours!

685
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,840
Assuming
it's the same every time!

686
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,480
Well, I suppose it depends
on how much you've drunk.

687
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:45,560
No, no, girls, girls,
just you remember
it lasts six hours!

688
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:46,840
Right... Right. OK.

689
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:50,680
OK, well, we don't want to have
any more embarrassing moments!

690
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:55,120
I'm sure I'm lookin' even older!
DJ didn't think so!

691
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,160
(LAUGHTER)

692
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,480
Oh, OK, he was not my type!

693
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,480
All right, ladies,

694
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,400
tomorrow we are going
to Sherwood Forest.

695
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:05,800
Uh-huh?
Why Sherwood?

696
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,640
It's somewhere I went to
when I was younger.

697
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:10,680
Ah!

698
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,520
Just felt like a different world.

699
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,520
That's the top of your bucket list?!
Mm-hm! Yep!

700
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,320
Sherwood Forest here we come!

701
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,360
And look...

702
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,880
ALL: Ahhh!

703
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,720
No, no, no...

704
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,280
I would NEVER drink and drive!

705
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:29,440
(FUN MUSIC)

706
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,840
What about skydiving in Vegas?

707
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,520
That's never going to happen,
I'm scared of heights!

708
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,240
Oh, you just need
some Dutch courage!

709
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaking of which,
I've got it right here!

710
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,040
I've got the glasses!

711
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:42,800
Just be patient!

712
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,440
Is this even the right way?

713
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,840
We'll be there soon,

714
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,960
I know this area
like the back of my hand!

715
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,240
Honestly, I can't deal with it...

716
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,320
I don't think much
of your shortcuts!

717
00:31:58,320 --> 00:31:59,800
I'm gonna die of starvation!

718
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,440
Well, all the roads have changed
since I was last here!

719
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,080
Hey, girls,

720
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,480
Looks like
that surfer's on the menu!

721
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,360
Come on!
(ALL LAUGHING)

722
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,720
(CLEARS THROAT)
Well, hello and welcome to Arepas!

723
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:13,760
What can I get you?

724
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,000
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) Him!

725
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,160
Oh, I can't help you there, miss!

726
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,160
I'm afraid
he's gone back to Venezuela!

727
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,200
Oh!

728
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,600
Uh, what is all of this?
Yeah!

729
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,280
This is Venezuelan street food,

730
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,800
and before you accuse me
of cultural appropriation,

731
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,040
I'll have you know I am
one quarter Venezolano!

732
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,760
This arm and my left leg!
(LAUGHS)

733
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:40,440
Three, um, casupo arepas, please.

734
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,760
Sure, coming up!

735
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:48,680
Why don't you try my refried beans?

736
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:49,760
Mmm, thank you!

737
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,120
Coriander, cinnamon

738
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,240
and is that...

739
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,480
No... Cocoa?

740
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,920
Bingo!
That's really good!

741
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,520
YOU'RE really good!
(LAUGHS)

742
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,520
(HUMMING TUNE)

743
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,560
Here we are!

744
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:07,640
Two arepas for you!

745
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:08,680
Thank you.

746
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,120
And one on the house!

747
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,200
Oh, very kind!

748
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:13,880
Thank you. Enjoy.

749
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,640
He likes you!
Stop it!

750
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,800
Oh, my God, he completely bought
your chat-up line about the...

751
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,120
"Coriander, cinnamon, cocoa."

752
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,160
Oh, stop it!

753
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,120
It was just a little
ingredient repartee!

754
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,520
(TAPS)

755
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,320
Where's she going?

756
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,560
Joan, where are you going?

757
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:04,880
(HAPPY MUSIC)

758
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,440
Why are you skipping?
I don't know!

759
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,960
(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)
I'm gonna go climb a tree!

760
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,000
Oh, my God, I just feel so good!

761
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,880
Do you know what I fancy doing?

762
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,840
What?
Climbing a tree!

763
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,360
Gosh, I want a drink!

764
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,600
When you're young,
you've got so much time!

765
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,360
The world's your oyster!

766
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,400
Well, you don't get a free bus pass!

767
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:34,160
I'd swap a bus pass any day
for a never-ending dose
of youthful spirit!

768
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:37,080
How about a never-ending dose
of Arthur's whisky?

769
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,880
Yeah, well,
you used to get away with so much
when you're young!

770
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:41,920
You know?

771
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,960
Like, you can get a dumb tattoo
and still look sexy

772
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:48,360
and you can flirt outrageously
without it being a felony!

773
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,000
You and I have always been
SO different, haven't we?

774
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,200
So, Joanie,
what is it about Sherwood Forest,

775
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:55,280
anyhow?

776
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,480
Well, happy memories, that's all...

777
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,640
With Arthur or did you have
a fling with Little John?

778
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,000
(BOTH LAUGHING)

779
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,760
Before Arthur!

780
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,200
Oh, the plot thickens!

781
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,040
I've never told anyone this but...

782
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,360
There was a time when it was my...

783
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,360
My happy place.

784
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:18,040
Oh, my happy place
is in any cooking aisle
of any large supermarket!

785
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,720
When I'm in there, I'm in heaven!

786
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:22,280
Oh, honey,
you need to get out more!

787
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:27,680
(GENTLE MUSIC)

788
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,000
Hey, Joanie, you OK?

789
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,480
Joan?

790
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,320
Come on!
Come on!

791
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,000
Let's get some drink!

792
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,040
I'm parched!

793
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:58,480
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

794
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,360
Yeah, coming...

795
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,040
Stop right here!

796
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,480
Uh, hello?

797
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:10,680
Uh, excuse me...

798
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,200
Hi!

799
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,600
Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
Sorry, I'm closing now.

800
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,040
Oh, no, no, you see, uh...

801
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,560
You see that BEAUTIFUL young lady
over there?

802
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,720
Yeah, well, THIS...

803
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,840
This... This is her number!

804
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,120
So, you call her
and don't be a jerk!

805
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,240
Or I'll come and find you!

806
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:28,600
Hmm!
Yeah!

807
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,080
You're so cute!
Mmm!

808
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,120
Yeah!

809
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,760
This could be love, Susie!

810
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,600
Thank me later!

811
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:40,080
(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)

812
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,240
Oh, thank you so much!

813
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:44,320
That's sweet of you!

814
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:45,360
Ah!
There we are!

815
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,120
Thank you, just what I needed!

816
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,160
Oh...

817
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,200
Mmm.

818
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:53,600
(EXHALES)

819
00:36:58,360 --> 00:36:59,480
I loved a man once...

820
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:01,800
Yeah?

821
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,680
He was a manager at the bank.

822
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,960
I was so young, eager...

823
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,200
Ready to do ANYTHING
he wanted me to do!

824
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,320
Oh, God!

825
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,880
He was handsome, polite.

826
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,760
Uh-huh?
(LAUGHS)

827
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,320
He used to wear a pocket square

828
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,720
expertly folded
in his jacket pocket!

829
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:24,760
(ALL CHUCKLING)

830
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:27,440
Every lunchtime,
we would go into the storeroom...

831
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,640
...and check ALL the stationery!

832
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:31,720
Oh, I know what...

833
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,320
I bet
he showed you his pocket square!

834
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,760
Oh!

835
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,120
What happened? No, really?

836
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,560
Why didn't you marry him?

837
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,880
A bank manager
can't be all that bad!

838
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,240
As it turned out,

839
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:45,240
he already had somebody
who folded his pocket square.

840
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:46,560
Oh, married, typical!

841
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:47,600
(SCOFFS)

842
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,520
Oh, I... I'm sorry, Linda!

843
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,400
What are you sorry at me for?

844
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,120
No, it's just that...

845
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,320
When you were married,
I knew YOUR husband had affairs.

846
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,880
Ex-husband,

847
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,400
and you know what,
I don't blame the women either,

848
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,480
not for ONE moment!

849
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:03,960
It was him.
Mm-hm.

850
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,760
He couldn't stop sharing it about

851
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:06,800
and trust me...

852
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,480
...there wasn't that much to share!

853
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:10,840
(LAUGHING)

854
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,680
Wait a minute, why didn't
you meet anyone after that?

855
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:14,720
(LAUGHS)

856
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,440
He broke my heart, I guess.

857
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:20,360
Oh, well, God, you know what,

858
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:24,440
I mean, there are SO many advantages
to just being single!

859
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,960
Surely Karl wasn't all that bad?

860
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,720
Oh, no, no, he was worse!

861
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,200
It was our anniversary
and we were supposed to go to Vegas.

862
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,240
You remember, my dream trip!

863
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:37,200
And Karl and I, you know,
we still had something going then

864
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,120
and we were kind of enjoying
each other's company, right?

865
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,200
Mmm.

866
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,440
And I was rushed
into the emergency room

867
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:47,600
and, you know, everything
that made me feel like a woman

868
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,320
was just, like, boom, gone,

869
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,000
taken away like that...

870
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,480
And then guess what...

871
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,200
A few days later when I woke up,

872
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:59,240
Karl said, "We'll never get
the money back on those tickets!"

873
00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:02,080
And that was that,
we could never repair after that.

874
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,120
(SIGHS)

875
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:06,440
At least Arthur was a good man, right?

876
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,040
Mmm.

877
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,480
Yeah.

878
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,800
(PHONE CHIMES)

879
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:11,840
Oh...

880
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000
(CLEARS THROAT)

881
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,600
A text from...
Oh, his name's James!

882
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,720
He wants to meet me tomorrow!

883
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:22,000
Well, that's wonderful!

884
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,160
Oh, no, I can't do that!

885
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,440
He's expecting a young woman!

886
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Right, girls...

887
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,720
What? Oh!
We're sharing what's left!

888
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:37,120
Then that's it!
Last orders, then!

889
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,160
Yeah...

890
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,520
We need to find some more!

891
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,920
I think I'm already hooked,
you know what I mean?

892
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,440
But WHAT is the magic ingredient?
Oh!

893
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,680
Four-leaf clover?

894
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,720
Dead Sea salt!
Oh!

895
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:52,120
Tortoise shell? Tumbleweed?
Spearmint?

896
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,280
Cow's tongue!
BOTH: Eww!

897
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,360
Tadpoles!

898
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,080
OK, OK, I got it! Moss!

899
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:58,960
No, let me save a note!

900
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,200
I'm saying wishbone now!

901
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:03,080
No, it's us, girls!

902
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,800
WE'RE the magic ingredient!

903
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,840
Cheers!
We are!

904
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,880
Knock it back, hen!

905
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,160
Woo!

906
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,000
Mmm, mmm!

907
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,560
Oh!
Whoa!

908
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,720
(DOORBELL RINGS)

909
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:16,520
(BARKING)

910
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,680
Oh, hi...!

911
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,080
Hi, Karl!

912
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,400
Who is it?!

913
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,400
Uh, I don't know, darling,
I'll be right back!

914
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,760
Oh, are you not going to
invite me in after all these years?!

915
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,280
You know, we could, uh,
celebrate your birthday

916
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,600
and have dinner together!

917
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,960
I mean, your 70s,
it's quite a milestone!

918
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,360
No, thanks!
Oh!

919
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,560
Who are you?!

920
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:38,600
Hi!

921
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,600
And what's that? He's only 50!
Yeah, right!

922
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,080
Oh, come here, baby,
I've missed you! Mmm!

923
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,400
Mwah!

924
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,200
(GASPS)

925
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,080
Oh!

926
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,520
You could have resisted!
Didn't give me a chance!

927
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:52,560
Like a drive-by!

928
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,720
No man could have avoided that!

929
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:56,680
Yeah, no OLD man!

930
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,920
Look, I'm not being funny
but this ain't funny!

931
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,520
What are you, a kissagram or what?

932
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,200
Oh, me? No, no...

933
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,240
(GIGGLES)

934
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:05,360
Don't tell me
you actually KNOW this woman?!

935
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,560
I have never seen this woman before
in my life!

936
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,200
I think it's about time you left!

937
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,000
My fiance and I were about to
open the champagne!

938
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,920
And then let me guess, uh,
play strip Twister?

939
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:15,960
Yes!

940
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,000
No...

941
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,040
Oh!

942
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,680
Yeah, you know, honey, uh,

943
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,120
this man has an ADDICTION
to younger women

944
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,280
so you're on dangerous ground!

945
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,360
OK, bye now, bye now!

946
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,160
And, uh, oh, congrats!

947
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:29,200
Congrats!

948
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,160
I don't know
what you're talkin' about!

949
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:32,240
I'm not even that old!

950
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,760
How did she know
that naked Twister was our thing?

951
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,920
Karl, I waxed and everything!
(DOOR SLAMS)

952
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,600
Um, I'm sorry to disturb you,

953
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:43,160
um, I wondered if I could
speak to Karen Walters?

954
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,720
Um, I don't know
her married name but...

955
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:49,760
Does... Does she live here?
No.

956
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,880
Well, thank you, anyway.

957
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,080
You're welcome.

958
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:01,040
Well, I wanted
my own restaurant a long time ago.

959
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,400
What do you mean wanted?
You still can!

960
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,000
Well, I have a VERY deep
distrust of bank managers

961
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,720
and I don't think
I'd get much credit!

962
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:11,720
You're very wise...

963
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:14,360
I could walk you through
my business plan, if you like!

964
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,040
It will take about two minutes.

965
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,320
I hadn't got a clue
when I first started my truck!

966
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:19,760
Hmm. I loved your arepas.

967
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,320
The flavour of those peppers
was just...

968
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,120
Why, thank you!

969
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:25,760
(GIGGLES)
Yeah, you're cute!

970
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:26,880
Thank you!

971
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,840
So, are you comfortable?
Yes!

972
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,360
Do you want me
to adjust your seat for you?

973
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,600
Oh, no, no, I'm OK...

974
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,640
You know, I could just...
Oh! Oh! Oh!

975
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,040
(BOTH LAUGHING)

976
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,240
Oh... Oh, wow! (LAUGHING)

977
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:40,280
Is there anything else
you want to ask me?

978
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,760
Um, no...

979
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,920
I mean, I'm just here to...
Oh!

980
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:45,920
Uh... Oh!

981
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,200
(LAUGHING AWKWARDLY)

982
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:51,080
Yes, um, what gives you
the darn right to do that?

983
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,200
Hmm?

984
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,800
(DOORBELL RINGING FRANTICALLY)

985
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:55,840
Yes?

986
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,560
Sorry to disturb you again,

987
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,440
um, so, you've...

988
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,880
You've NEVER heard of her?
No!

989
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,120
Karen Walters?
No!

990
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,000
(THUNDER RUMBLES IN DISTANCE)
Are... Are you sure?
Yes!

991
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,400
I'm sure! Very sure!

992
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,360
Well, thanks, anyway.

993
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:18,320
Sometimes things are just...
Just not meant to be.

994
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:21,280
Right...

995
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,240
OK, so... (SIGHS)

996
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:27,600
Full disclosure, and I know
it's gonna make you run A MILE,

997
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:28,880
but I have to be honest...

998
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,000
You're married?

999
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,840
What? No! Well, yes, I WAS married!

1000
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,120
But no, I have a kid. Caleb.

1001
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:38,480
Really?
Yeah!

1002
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,160
He's six and I'd run
to the ends of the earth for him!

1003
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,440
Do you have a photo?

1004
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:43,480
Yeah, I do!

1005
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,680
Here's the little boy!

1006
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:48,800
There we go!

1007
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:50,720
Oh, he's lovely!

1008
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:52,360
Isn't he?
(BOTH LAUGH)

1009
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,200
(EXHALES) You know, I...
I have to protect him.

1010
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,320
And I'm really wary
about introducing him to new people

1011
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:00,560
straight away.

1012
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,240
So, I'd like to feel that
you'd be up for meeting him one day!

1013
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:05,800
And I'd like to feel that too.

1014
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,080
Well, it's a bit different
to Venezuela!

1015
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,160
(LAUGHS) A little bit!

1016
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:14,360
Is he yours?
Yeah!

1017
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,120
No, no... This is my parents' place!

1018
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000
That's Cecil!

1019
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,040
Hello, Cecil!

1020
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,520
(LAUGHS) I've gotta go now...

1021
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,840
Obviously, this is the
six-year-old son thing, right?

1022
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,440
Women say they're cool
and I don't hear from them again!

1023
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,280
No, I'm...
I'm cool as a cucumber!

1024
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,200
OK, uh...

1025
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:36,000
Look, I am too old
and this is just...

1026
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,400
I'm 24!

1027
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,520
Age is just a number, right?

1028
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:41,440
Right.

1029
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,280
I've just got to go, that's all.

1030
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,040
OK, uh, well, um...

1031
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,720
See you again!
See you!

1032
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:48,760
OK!

1033
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:51,240
OK!
OK!

1034
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:53,160
OK, bye, then!
Bye!

1035
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,440
Bye, then! (LAUGHS)
Yeah, bye, thanks!

1036
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:56,680
OK...

1037
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,720
(LAUGHING)

1038
00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:00,320
"Cool as a cucumber"?!

1039
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:01,360
(GRUNTS)

1040
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,640
You nearly rumbled me!

1041
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:13,400
(DOOR CLOSES)

1042
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,160
Mum, you home?
I'm in here!

1043
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,800
Robert, what a surprise!

1044
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,160
Nearly gave me a coronary!

1045
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,360
Sorry, I didn't think you'd be in.

1046
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,400
Ah, well, I am.

1047
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,440
Uh, tea, coffee?

1048
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,840
No, I'm just here
to pick up dad's equipment.

1049
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,800
Um, you're not going to use it
to bake drugs, are you?

1050
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,800
No, I'd like it because it was his.

1051
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,560
Maybe that didn't cross your mind.

1052
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:45,840
Why does everything
have to be a criticism?

1053
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,840
I'm sorry that came out wrong,

1054
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:49,440
I know you don't do drugs.

1055
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:52,120
What I meant was...

1056
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,520
Yeah, get a job, settle down, yeah.

1057
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,360
Get a car, find a career.

1058
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,000
Do you have any idea
what it's like to be young anymore?
(LAUGHS)

1059
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,400
Well, actually...

1060
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,840
With your 60-year mortgages
and your jobs for life?

1061
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,080
The world's changed a lot
since you were my age!

1062
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:07,720
Oh, yes, the good old days

1063
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:10,760
when, uh, they wouldn't let a woman
have a mortgage without a man.

1064
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:12,760
That's the way the world was.

1065
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:16,080
Everyone just accepted it
and got on with their lives.

1066
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:17,440
Right, so...

1067
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,480
You had to get married
and have a kid.

1068
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:22,040
That explains a lot.

1069
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,160
Robert, just a minute!

1070
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:30,560
When you were little,
you were, um, six, I think...

1071
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,200
You got a temperature,
you were burning up

1072
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,880
and then you developed a rash
all over your body.

1073
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,840
We took you to the hospital
and they told us you had meningitis.

1074
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,840
We weren't allowed
to be in the room as you.

1075
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,160
All I could do
was look through the glass and watch

1076
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,960
while they pumped your little body
full of antibiotics.

1077
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,240
I'd have done ANYTHING
to have swapped places with you,

1078
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:52,160
to have taken your pain away.

1079
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:56,120
You still have the scar
from the cannula
on the back of your hand.

1080
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:58,680
I don't remember.

1081
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,640
I still have nightmares about that,

1082
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:05,840
about trying to reach
through the glass and hold you.

1083
00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:10,160
All I have ever wanted to do
is protect you.

1084
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:13,440
Who's Karen Walters?

1085
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,720
All right, well, I'm going to
pick up some of the stuff now

1086
00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:23,760
and I'll, uh...

1087
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,920
I'll come back for the rest
another time.

1088
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,000
(INHALES AND EXHALES)

1089
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,720
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

1090
00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:38,200
I agreed to meet Caleb.

1091
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,240
Hmm?
Who?

1092
00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:40,760
James' son!

1093
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,040
There's hardly any left!

1094
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:44,240
Oh...

1095
00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:46,680
How much do you like James?

1096
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:49,560
I actually have feelings for him.

1097
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,480
Well, just tell him
you're pensionable,

1098
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,320
see how interested
he'd be in you then

1099
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,960
with your varicose veins
and your haemorrhoids!

1100
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:01,560
You know what you could be?
Maybe Caleb's grandmother!
That's not very nice!

1101
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:03,560
I just say it the way it is!

1102
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:04,680
(GIGGLING)

1103
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:05,720
I know...

1104
00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:08,320
Why didn't Arthur
make more of it, anyway?!

1105
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,160
We need a lifetime supply at least!

1106
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,840
I still have SO many things
that I want to do!

1107
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,200
Hmm...

1108
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,440
(SIGHS)

1109
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:21,640
What...?

1110
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:24,880
Uh, OK...

1111
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,160
What?

1112
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:28,360
It can't be!

1113
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:32,280
(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)

1114
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:33,800
(SIGHS)

1115
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:38,000
OK, so, uh,
are you absolutely sure?

1116
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,560
I know it's a lot
for you to take in...

1117
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,200
Would you like a glass of water?

1118
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,640
I'd rather have a nice large whisky!

1119
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:47,960
Sorry?

1120
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:49,800
So, I don't... I mean, what is it?

1121
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:53,200
What is it that the powers that be
are trying to tell me?

1122
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,240
Huh?

1123
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:58,160
Why don't get you booked in
with my oncology team?

1124
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:01,640
They will REALLY help you, Linda.

1125
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,560
You know what, I just want to say
thanks for everything, OK?

1126
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:09,200
See you in the next life!

1127
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:17,160
(SOFT MUSIC)

1128
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:23,960
(BELLS TOLLING)

1129
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:39,040
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

1130
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:50,440
Thank you...

1131
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:52,600
(SIGHS)

1132
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:28,720
Tia?
Yeah?

1133
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,800
You're good at tracking people
down online, can you help me?

1134
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,440
Yeah, all right, I'm coming!

1135
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:35,600
I need to find someone.

1136
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:44,440
(TRIUMPHANT TUNE)

1137
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,880
Happy anniversary!
Oh! Oh!

1138
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:00,120
What? Oh!

1139
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,200
At least you remembered!

1140
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,760
I... I tried to get one
with a meerkat on!

1141
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,400
Oh, maybe growin' old
isn't that bad after all!

1142
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,720
Well, I mean,
if you could find the right guy!

1143
00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:13,680
Hmm, I think things
are gonna change for us!

1144
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,880
I can feel it deep in my bones!

1145
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:18,160
Oh-ho!

1146
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,480
Oh, she looks great!

1147
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,000
(LAUGHING)

1148
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:24,080
She's dressed for tennis!

1149
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,840
Listen,
I've only found another bottle!

1150
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:28,440
No!
Yes!
Oh!

1151
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,520
I've emptied
the joint savings account,

1152
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:34,800
sold off all the shares
so we can blow the lot
and go to Las Vegas!

1153
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,440
(CHEERING AS BEAT THUDS)

1154
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,480
Come on, girls,
what are we waiting for?!

1155
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,000
(SQUEALING)

1156
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,600
You'll catch flies like that, dear!

1157
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:47,960
I'll say...

1158
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:49,880
We should cancel their membership!

1159
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:56,040
♪ Leavin' everything behind

1160
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:03,840
♪ I'm leavin' everything behind

1161
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,200
(ALL LAUGHING)

1162
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,480
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1163
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,880
♪ When the sun began to rise

1164
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:20,000
♪ I was calling out to someone

1165
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,520
♪ With tears in my eyes... ♪

1166
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:25,800
Shall we?

1167
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,720
Oh! Oh, my God!
Let's jump! Let's jump!

1168
00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:29,680
Oh, my God!

1169
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,120
Viva Las Vegas! Wow!

1170
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:33,160
Viva!

1171
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:35,400
Las Vegas!

1172
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,560
(ALL CHEERING)

1173
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:38,600
Hey...

1174
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:41,080
I don't know what happened
to the mirrored ceiling!

1175
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:42,320
Where is it?
Oh...

1176
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,320
What happened to it?
I don't know either1

1177
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:45,360
Ta-da!

1178
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:49,120
Oh, how did you manage that?!

1179
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:50,560
I put it in the hold!

1180
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:51,600
(ALL LAUGHING)

1181
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,760
OK, wait, wait, wait, wait!

1182
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:55,520
OK, first,
you know what I need to do?

1183
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,040
I need to powder my nose!
OK!

1184
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,240
So, meet back here, back here,
one hour!

1185
00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:00,840
One hour!
Deal!
Deal!

1186
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,200
Deal!
Deal! OK!

1187
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,600
(BEAT SWAYING)

1188
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,800
You're saying there are no tickets
at ANY price for tonight's show?

1189
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:10,520
Oh, dear...

1190
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,640
You... You're completely sold out?

1191
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:14,840
(GROANS)

1192
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:15,920
(RECEIVER CLICKS)

1193
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:21,840
(BEAT CONTINUES)

1194
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:24,240
(CHATTER FLOWING)

1195
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:26,800
Oh, it feels like a bit of a dream!

1196
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:27,840
(GIGGLES)

1197
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,320
I can't believe
that we're actually here!
Mmm!

1198
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:32,440
Is it time for a wee dram?

1199
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:35,040
What?! Where did you get those?

1200
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,160
I acquired them
from the limousine!

1201
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,760
Oh...
Oh!

1202
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:41,440
Yeah, I don't...
I don't care for any, thank you.

1203
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:42,720
No? Sorry?

1204
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:46,400
No, I just kind of want to
experience this as me!

1205
00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:48,800
But it... It... It is you!

1206
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,400
No, no, no, I mean, as me NOW!

1207
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,560
I mean,
just for this last hurrah,

1208
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:54,960
I don't need the whisky.

1209
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,680
It doesn't, like,
feel like the real me!

1210
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:01,880
I think I'd be happier
just being myself.

1211
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:03,760
Oh, well...

1212
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:05,760
Yeah.

1213
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:09,440
Here's to being ourselves!
Being ourselves!

1214
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,120
To the real us! Mmm!

1215
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,040
(BEAT RESUMES)

1216
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:21,440
OK, this is our first night here!

1217
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:22,480
Yeah!

1218
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,920
Let's party!
Heyyy!

1219
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,000
Great party!

1220
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,040
Incredible!

1221
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:29,080
(ALL CHUCKLING)

1222
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,600
And you know what,
you can almost stand up!

1223
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,480
Are suggesting
that I'm vertically challenged?

1224
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:35,840
Yes!
Yes!

1225
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,120
OK, just checking!

1226
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,400
(ALL LAUGHING)

1227
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:40,800
(CHIMES) Oh, your phone!

1228
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:41,840
Oh, oh, oh, oh!

1229
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:43,280
Hold it, hold it, hold it!

1230
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,320
Oh, read this for me because
I've left my glasses in the room!

1231
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:47,360
OK, now wait...

1232
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:51,320
OK, it says
James wants to do screen time!

1233
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,600
Just...
Hey, just show him the view!

1234
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:54,680
He's gonna love it!

1235
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,640
Yeah, but he'll want to see ME!

1236
00:54:57,240 --> 00:55:00,680
Just say you don't know how to use
the front and back camera!

1237
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,200
Right?
What does that mean?

1238
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,120
Don't ask me!

1239
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,960
(LAUGHING)

1240
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:14,000
(MUSIC SWAYING)

1241
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:20,520
(ALARM BEEPING)

1242
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:21,880
(GROANS)

1243
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:27,920
(BEEPING AND VIBRATING)

1244
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,320
Oh, be quiet!

1245
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:38,760
(FUN MUSIC)

1246
00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:44,840
♪ Hey there, brother,
there's a world out there to see

1247
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:48,040
♪ Just grab your boots
and come on, walk along with me

1248
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:51,960
♪ Hey there, brother,
ride abandon on my knees... ♪

1249
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:55,520
Oh, Arthur, this is as impressive
as you said it would be!

1250
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:59,520
Did you think I could be so brave,
coming out here on my own?

1251
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:03,600
I hope you're looking down right now
and enjoying the view!

1252
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:08,040
Who do I have to sweet-talk
to get tickets
for the show tonight?

1253
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,480
Oh, I'm afraid
when it says sold out, ma'am,

1254
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:11,520
it's sold out.

1255
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:13,680
Ah, OK...

1256
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,120
There are no clocks in here,

1257
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:17,440
how do I know
if it's the right time for a drink?

1258
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:18,840
Oh, it's, uh...

1259
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,240
Always the right time
in the world somewhere!

1260
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:23,960
Name's Hal.

1261
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:27,080
Uh, would you do me the pleasure
of allowing me to buy you a drink?

1262
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:30,920
Um, I'm Joan
and the drinks are complimentary

1263
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:33,200
so the casino
can take advantage of it.

1264
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,560
Oh, no, no, the house liquor
isn't something I'd recommend!

1265
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:39,280
I'd say we go for
a double mezcal on the rocks.

1266
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:44,000
Mezcal?
Mezcal! Heaven in a glass!

1267
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,360
Sunshine in a bottle. Trust me.

1268
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:48,640
Are the house spirits that bad?

1269
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,520
Well, I'll let you in
on a little secret there, Joan.

1270
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,600
I co-own this joint
and I know what's in 'em.
Ah...

1271
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,000
It tastes more like drain water
than Belvedere.

1272
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,400
So, why do you stock it?

1273
00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,960
Well, it's, uh, cheap.

1274
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,160
Anyway, nobody much cares.

1275
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:05,680
Only thing they'll remember
after losing all their money
is the hangover!

1276
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,800
Well,
it's a novel approach to business!

1277
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:09,840
(CHUCKLES)

1278
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,240
Oh, you might as well go ahead
and leave the bottle.

1279
00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:13,640
Right.

1280
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,640
Uh, what makes you think
one won't be enough?

1281
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:17,720
Well, I don't know,

1282
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:20,520
you might like the taste
and decide to make a night of it!

1283
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:21,760
To you, Joan.

1284
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,120
To you, Hal.

1285
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,560
Hold on, what is that?

1286
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,800
Oh, that, my dear, is a scorpion.

1287
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,640
Gives the mezcal its flavour.

1288
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,560
And you expect me
to actually drink this?

1289
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,240
Well, why the hell not?

1290
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,440
Life's about new experiences, Joan!

1291
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:39,680
That's why you came here,

1292
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:42,120
to the entertainment capital
of the world!

1293
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:43,960
Hmm, you mean the city of sin!

1294
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,440
It's also the WEDDING capital
of the world!

1295
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,160
Just, uh, don't tell anybody

1296
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:50,960
that Nevada also has the highest
divorce rates in America!

1297
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:52,000
(LAUGHS)

1298
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,800
I see a band there, Joanie,
are you married?

1299
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:55,840
I was.

1300
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,000
Oh...

1301
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,040
Yeah, me too.

1302
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:00,760
Quite a few times,
as a matter of fact.

1303
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:04,720
You know, my folks,
they were married for 61 years.

1304
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:06,600
Used to be something I aspired to,

1305
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,600
but not anymore.

1306
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:11,880
If you did, would you restart
the counter each time

1307
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:13,360
or is it accumulative?

1308
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:17,720
Ah, I'm still hoping to enjoy
what time I have left
with someone special.

1309
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:20,480
Don't you mind getting older?
Oh, I don't know...

1310
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,800
I, uh... I see long-term, Joan.

1311
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,760
Uh, when you're young you only see
what's right in front of you.

1312
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:28,280
What do you see now?

1313
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:31,040
I don't know,
let me take a good look...

1314
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:34,520
I see a beautiful woman who's...

1315
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:35,560
Ha!

1316
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,920
...deciding what to do
with the rest of her life.

1317
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,840
Someone who's maybe at a crossroads.

1318
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,120
Someone who maybe
needs to take a breath.

1319
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:47,640
(INHALES) Well, I'll drink to that!

1320
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:48,680
Me too, Joan.

1321
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,080
(GRIMACES) Oh...

1322
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:56,280
(LAUGHING)

1323
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:57,480
Gets 'em every time!

1324
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,520
(LAUGHING)

1325
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:00,560
Oh...

1326
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:03,320
What, um...

1327
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:05,920
What type of person
are you attracted to?

1328
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,360
Kind, smart and funny

1329
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:11,360
and, well, I guess young!

1330
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:14,960
Oh, well, not young!

1331
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:17,480
Oh, now, come on, Joan,
sure you are!

1332
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:19,960
No,
it's very kind of you to say so.

1333
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:23,760
Only someone with a youthful spirit
would take a drink
that contained a scorpion

1334
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:26,600
with a total stranger
and still be sitting there!

1335
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,160
You can meet a 20-year-old
who's got a closed mind,

1336
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:30,360
isn't going anywhere,

1337
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:33,800
but not you, Joan,
you're open to new things.

1338
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:36,640
I... I think you'll always be young.

1339
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:41,120
You know, I, uh,
really ought to get back.

1340
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:46,240
You know,
it sure was nice meeting you, ma'am.

1341
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:49,320
You too.
(CHUCKLES)

1342
00:59:54,040 --> 01:00:00,040
(CHATTER AND MUSIC FLOWING)

1343
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,000
(PHONE CHIMES)

1344
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:07,080
(LAUGHTER)

1345
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:08,600
"I need to see you.

1346
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:11,800
Please FaceTime me right now.
James."

1347
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:15,160
(LIFT DINGS)

1348
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:17,320
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm lost!

1349
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:20,040
I don't know
if this is my room or yours!

1350
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:22,360
This is my friend's room!

1351
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:23,400
Shh!

1352
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:25,680
(LAUGHS)

1353
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:30,360
Oh, lithe and nimble one,
you brought replenishments!

1354
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:31,640
Hey, why don't you join me?

1355
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:34,680
As tempting as that sounds, sweetheart,

1356
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,480
I've got a full body transformation
to organise!

1357
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:41,560
(FUN MUSIC)

1358
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:42,600
Ah...

1359
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:58,080
(INHALES AND EXHALES) Mmm!

1360
01:00:58,840 --> 01:00:59,840
Oh!

1361
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:03,840
(CHATTER FLOWING)

1362
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:04,880
(EXHALES)

1363
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,000
Yeah...

1364
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:13,960
You look like you need this!

1365
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:16,600
A bit of lippy!

1366
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,880
At this stage,
I think I need a miracle!

1367
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,600
You know what, I've seen you...

1368
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:25,400
I've seen you before!

1369
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:28,120
Oh, I know what,
at CoCo's in London!
Yes!

1370
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:29,160
Oh, it was!

1371
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:30,760
Oh, you're SO good!

1372
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:33,240
Oh, stop it, stop flirting!

1373
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:34,280
Thank you!

1374
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:35,880
What brings you to Vegas?

1375
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:37,480
Are you here with your partner?

1376
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:38,520
No, no...

1377
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:40,640
I'm on a girls' trip, yeah.

1378
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:43,000
Oh, big old girls' trip!

1379
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,360
Yeah!
No holds barred!

1380
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,360
Well, no, I mean, we're actually...

1381
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,280
We're quite dignified,

1382
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:51,000
especially my friend, Joan.

1383
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,880
Well, I mean, she THINKS she is!

1384
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,080
(LAUGHS)

1385
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:55,560
OK, I'm just gonna...

1386
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,960
Let me try... Try a little lipstick.
Yeah!

1387
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:00,320
Yeah.
Yeah.

1388
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:01,360
Pat it on!

1389
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:04,120
Oh, God, are you kidding?
Yes, nice and glossy!

1390
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:05,480
Glossy?
Yes!

1391
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:07,320
Oh, come on...

1392
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:08,920
Look at you, a brand-new woman!

1393
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:10,720
Yeah, right, thank you!

1394
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:12,520
Yeah, totally, anyway...

1395
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,000
If only, I don't know...

1396
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,560
Anyway, yeah.

1397
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:16,880
Are you OK?

1398
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,240
I don't know if I am!

1399
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:25,040
I feel like
I just spent my whole life
wishing things were different

1400
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:28,000
and I wanted to be something
that I wasn't

1401
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:33,160
and I finally got what I wanted
and it just still wasn't enough!

1402
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:36,520
You know, I'm starting to think

1403
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,680
that I just wished
my whole life away!

1404
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:41,640
It's true, you know...

1405
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:43,920
I mean, that clock, it's ticking

1406
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:45,920
and there's nothing
I can do about it!

1407
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:49,520
Let me...
Wait, let me ask you something, OK?

1408
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:50,560
OK?

1409
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:54,400
Do you love yourself?
I've worked hard to learn to!

1410
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:55,960
It's part of the job!
OK...

1411
01:02:55,960 --> 01:03:00,120
What is your secret
for accepting who you are?

1412
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,040
There is NO secret!
No?

1413
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,600
We all just have to
walk our own path!

1414
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:07,840
Sometimes in stilettos!

1415
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,360
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1416
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:11,400
Yes!

1417
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:12,800
You know I'm right, see?

1418
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,160
OK?
OK!

1419
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:16,920
Just remember...
Uh-huh?
You're in Vegas!

1420
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:19,960
You're with a drag queen
in a restroom!

1421
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:21,080
(LAUGHS)
OK?

1422
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:22,880
Don't mope around,

1423
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:25,360
this is a once in a lifetime
opportunity!

1424
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:26,400
Right, OK!

1425
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:27,440
Thank you!

1426
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:28,720
Thank you for the advice!

1427
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:30,920
Thank you so much! Thank you!

1428
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:34,720
Yeah! Thank you!

1429
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:42,440
Oh! It's beginner's luck!

1430
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:45,480
I really...
I have no idea what I'm doing!

1431
01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:47,160
Oh... Yeah?

1432
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:48,200
(YELLING)

1433
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,880
Oh, my God... That one!

1434
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:51,640
Oh, my God! (LAUGHING)

1435
01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:53,960
I beat you guys out,
I slaughtered you!

1436
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,320
I'm so happy!

1437
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:56,640
'What are you watching?'

1438
01:03:56,640 --> 01:04:00,680
I have over 400 cooking channels
and I haven't copied down
a single recipe yet!

1439
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,200
Why don't you watch?

1440
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:04,480
Well, you still have time
and I want to see YOU!

1441
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:06,680
Oh, this is really interesting...

1442
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:09,600
I'm going to have to take notes
on that later!

1443
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:10,640
(DINGS)

1444
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:12,600
Oh, shit... I didn't drink enough!

1445
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:13,640
Sorry?

1446
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:18,040
I have to tell you something...

1447
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,640
Yeah, me too but you go first.

1448
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:21,680
No, you.

1449
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:25,120
OK, well, after my marriage ended

1450
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:26,440
I was really hurt and...

1451
01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:28,480
(SIGHS) Look...

1452
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,240
It's been a long time
since I've been with anyone.

1453
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:33,160
Me too, a really, really long time!

1454
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:37,640
And you have been blowing
a bit hot and cold, you know?

1455
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,680
I know you like honesty
and that's why I...

1456
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:42,800
Oh, I think...
I think my battery's going!

1457
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,960
Um, I'll call you later!

1458
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:49,240
I was an eejit,
I didn't take enough!

1459
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:50,520
Did you call him back?

1460
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:54,080
Well, why don't you
send him some sort of a message?!

1461
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:57,440
Am I falling in love?

1462
01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:59,920
Oh, well, uh...

1463
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:02,480
What do you think, Joan?
Yeah!

1464
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,240
Huh?
Joanie?

1465
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:05,880
Joanie?

1466
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:07,640
I fell in love...

1467
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:12,840
Her name was Karen.

1468
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:13,880
Oh...

1469
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:14,920
Karen Walters.

1470
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:18,720
We met at the lake
in Sherwood Forest!

1471
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:20,560
(ALL LAUGHING)

1472
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:23,160
One summer night,
when everybody had gone,

1473
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:27,560
we stayed behind
and laid down on the riverbank
and stared up at the sky.

1474
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:31,840
She had quite beautiful
auburn hair.

1475
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:33,040
Uh-huh?

1476
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:34,560
And we lost touch...

1477
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:35,720
She got married.

1478
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:40,480
Nobody talked about it then.
Only in hushed tones.

1479
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:42,560
I thought
there was something wrong with me

1480
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:44,120
but then I met Arthur

1481
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,280
and I thought,
"Well, I could be happy."

1482
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:47,920
He was a good man. Yeah.

1483
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,120
He was patient...

1484
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:53,760
No, actually he wasn't patient,
but loving!

1485
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,400
Loving!
OK, OK!

1486
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:58,040
I don't think we talked enough...

1487
01:05:58,040 --> 01:05:59,760
REALLY talked.

1488
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:03,240
Because I was suppressing
a part of myself.

1489
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:07,160
But then,
I did really love Arthur, so...

1490
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:09,280
I love you!

1491
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:10,600
You're drunk!

1492
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:12,360
Oh, I don't care, I still love you!

1493
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:13,840
Like a sister!

1494
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,680
I mean, we've done so much
together over the years!

1495
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:19,920
I mean, how could I think of you
as anything else?

1496
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:23,440
And you...
Wait, a minute, Suze...

1497
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:25,400
Oh, hold on a minute!

1498
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:30,600
Can somebody just tell me
what's going on here?
I'm a bisexual!

1499
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:32,800
Uh-huh!
You like ladies!

1500
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:33,840
I've got it, yes!

1501
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:35,120
I'm not TOTALLY green!

1502
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:42,080
Just because I didn't get married
doesn't mean to say
that I don't know about love.

1503
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:43,560
Of course not!

1504
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:47,320
Well, I also happen to have
discovered the secret of life...

1505
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:49,160
Oh, well, come on, tell us!

1506
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:52,880
Don't keep us hanging about!
You have to accept who you are!

1507
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:55,120
And believing that
I wasn't thin enough

1508
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:57,560
or pretty enough or smart enough...

1509
01:06:57,560 --> 01:07:00,200
There you are, you see,
and I thought I was the only one!

1510
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,480
I was exactly the same.

1511
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:04,960
I fought my body
my whole stupid life,

1512
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:06,800
and guess what, it fought back!

1513
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:09,040
And I'm not saying
that it was my fault

1514
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:13,360
but if I'd just stopped
battling with myself
I would've been so much happier!

1515
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:14,400
Mmm!

1516
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:19,600
But the one thing
that has been a constant
and NEVER has let me down...

1517
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:21,400
...is you two.

1518
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:23,480
Oh!

1519
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:25,360
Oh, my God, here's to us!

1520
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:27,160
Yes, to friendship!

1521
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:28,960
Friendship.

1522
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:32,160
To friendship.
ALL: Friendship!

1523
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:35,720
Oh, my God, I love you two!

1524
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:38,520
Miss Joan?
I'm so sorry, I'm not Joan!

1525
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:39,840
No, I'm Joan.

1526
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:40,880
(ALL LAUGHING)

1527
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:43,880
Your tickets
for the late-night show,

1528
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,520
courtesy of the management!

1529
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:46,840
Oh!

1530
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:49,600
Thank you SO much!
You're welcome!

1531
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:51,800
Ah! (ALL LAUGHING)

1532
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:54,640
What magic did you use for that?

1533
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:56,920
Oh, don't be silly!

1534
01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:58,280
Enjoy!
Thank you!

1535
01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:01,240
Yeah, well, you two
better get your asses changed!

1536
01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:02,400
That's all I gotta say!

1537
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:03,960
(CHEERING AND WHISTLING)

1538
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:05,400
It's true,

1539
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:08,120
that's why we always say
whatever happens in Vegas

1540
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:11,120
stays in Vegas!

1541
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,360
Well, that's enough
from us style icons...

1542
01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:15,200
(LAUGHS) Yeah, even you!

1543
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:18,960
Canadian Tuxedo,
double denim, third row.

1544
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:20,640
We can all see you! Yes!

1545
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:25,680
Thank you for supporting this old
but perfectly formed theatre.

1546
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:27,000
Off-Strip!

1547
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:31,760
And I mean OFF-Strip!

1548
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:36,120
The only venue
with absolutely no bad seats,

1549
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:39,120
isn't that right, sir,
sat behind the palm tree?

1550
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:40,720
(LAUGHTER)

1551
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:44,640
It is my absolute pleasure
to introduce this next act...

1552
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:47,760
He is the chameleon himself,

1553
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:50,200
it is the one and only Boy George!

1554
01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:56,480
Oh, yes,
and our maestro couldn't do it
without his golden girls

1555
01:08:56,480 --> 01:08:59,560
and a little birdie tells me
they're in the house tonight,

1556
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:01,200
golden girls!

1557
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:02,360
No, no, no, no...

1558
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:05,120
You three golden girls, my darlings!

1559
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:08,280
Yes, you, yes! All of you!

1560
01:09:08,280 --> 01:09:10,080
Come on up, ladies!
Oh, my goodness!

1561
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:11,200
It is your moment!

1562
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,120
Stay close!

1563
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:14,160
Come on up!

1564
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:16,240
(LAUGHING) No, no, I can't...

1565
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:19,880
(CHEERING AND LAUGHTER)

1566
01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:21,280
Oh, my God!

1567
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:26,000
Oh, my God, who knew The Supremes
were back in action, everyone!

1568
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,800
Listen, I'm so excited, Vegas,

1569
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:31,640
raise the roof and make some noise,
scream, holler and shout

1570
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:34,000
for Boy George!

1571
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:37,320
(CHEERING)

1572
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:39,080
♪ CULTURE CLUB: Karma Chameleon

1573
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:40,680
Ladies, you look incredible!

1574
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:42,000
ALL: Ohhh!

1575
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,760
♪ Desert loving
in your eyes all the way

1576
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:54,800
Oh, thank you!

1577
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:57,960
♪ If I listened to your lies
would you say...

1578
01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:59,360
Come on!

1579
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:03,560
♪ I'm a man without conviction?

1580
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:08,360
♪ I'm a man who doesn't know

1581
01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:13,320
♪ How to sell a contradiction?

1582
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:15,520
♪ You come and go

1583
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:18,680
♪ You come and go...

1584
01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:23,000
♪ Karma, karma, karma, karma,
karma chameleon

1585
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:25,320
♪ You come and go

1586
01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:26,360
Yes!

1587
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,600
♪ You come and go...

1588
01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:32,680
♪ Loving would be easy
if your colours were like my dreams

1589
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:35,200
♪ Red, gold and green

1590
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:38,040
♪ Red, gold and green...

1591
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:42,600
♪ Every day is like survival

1592
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:43,840
♪ Survival

1593
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:48,840
♪ You're my lover, not my rival

1594
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:52,600
♪ Every day is like survival

1595
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:53,920
They love you!
♪ Survival!

1596
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:58,200
♪ You're my lover, not my rival

1597
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:00,400
Woo!

1598
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:03,160
(LAUGHTER)

1599
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:04,200
No, no, no, no, no!

1600
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:06,520
What are you doing?!

1601
01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:12,560
(MUSIC FADES AND DISTORTS)

1602
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:17,800
(SNAPS BACK)

1603
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:22,040
♪ When you go, you're gone forever

1604
01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:23,680
♪ You string along

1605
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:27,440
♪ You string along...

1606
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:31,640
♪ Karma, karma, karma, karma,
karma chameleon

1607
01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:34,440
♪ You come and go... ♪

1608
01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:37,080
(FADES)

1609
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:40,320
(HORNS TOOTING)

1610
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:42,840
Did she not know
that breakfast was complimentary?

1611
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:45,080
Not like Linda
to miss cinnamon pancakes!

1612
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:46,120
No, it is not!

1613
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:50,000
Lind, get ready,
we are going skydiving!

1614
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,040
Wake up!

1615
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,000
Linda?!

1616
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:57,040
Hello...

1617
01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:58,920
Oh, um, could you...

1618
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:00,600
Could you let us in with a key?

1619
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:02,040
Ah, great!

1620
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:05,000
Great, thank you!

1621
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,040
Thank you!

1622
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:10,320
Ah...

1623
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:15,840
Linda?

1624
01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:23,160
No...

1625
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:25,600
Linda, no...
(BOTH SOBBING)

1626
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:35,720
Why didn't she tell us
it came back,

1627
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:37,440
so that we could get prepared?

1628
01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:41,240
Ah, no, I think she was telling us
in everything she did.

1629
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:43,720
"Never stop living!"

1630
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,640
But she DID stop!

1631
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:49,200
I mean, there might
have been something
that the doctors could have done!

1632
01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:50,320
A new treatment!

1633
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:53,880
She accepted
what she had and who she was...

1634
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:57,200
...and in the end she had fun.

1635
01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:58,840
(FIGHTING BACK TEARS)

1636
01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:02,360
Mm-hm. She did that. We all did.

1637
01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:25,600
(BELLS TOLL)

1638
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:33,080
Linda, she was greatly renowned,
I believe, for her textile work,

1639
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:37,680
being heavily involved
in a spinning group and, uh...

1640
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:39,040
"Dear Arthur...

1641
01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:43,320
I don't think I will ever
be able to thank you enough.

1642
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:49,200
You must be looking down
at our recent adventures
and having a good laugh!"

1643
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:51,400
Cheers!

1644
01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:52,440
Mmm!

1645
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:55,440
God, there's SO many things
I want to do!

1646
01:13:55,440 --> 01:14:00,160
"You have opened my eyes
to a life and a person
I thought I had lost forever.

1647
01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:04,880
You gave me a chance
to appreciate the people
I have in my life

1648
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:07,120
rather than dwell on those I don't.

1649
01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:10,600
I have laid a few ghosts to rest..."

1650
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:12,240
Gird your loins!

1651
01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:13,400
Mwah!

1652
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:16,280
"..and done a little haunting
of my own."

1653
01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:18,240
And here's to us! To friendship!

1654
01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:19,280
Friendship.

1655
01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:20,320
To friendship.

1656
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:22,040
Oh, please... Oh, my God!

1657
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:28,080
"But mostly, I have found the joy
and strength to walk my own path.

1658
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:33,520
I will never forget
how lucky I've been.

1659
01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:36,320
(SIGHS)

1660
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:38,560
All my love...

1661
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:41,360
Linda."

1662
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:49,520
(BELLS TOLL)

1663
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:52,120
You OK, Mum?
Where were you?

1664
01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:56,880
Um, well, I just thought
I'd wait outside

1665
01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:58,840
cos I don't really like funerals.

1666
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,680
Um, I remembered something.

1667
01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:05,720
Hmm?

1668
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:07,720
When I was in hospital, uh,

1669
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:10,240
yeah, I might have made this up
but, um,

1670
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:13,600
did you walk in the room
dressed in a spacesuit?

1671
01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:17,080
It was PPE!

1672
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:19,720
Yeah, I was...

1673
01:15:20,840 --> 01:15:23,200
I thought, "That's awesome!
Mum's an astronaut!"

1674
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:26,280
Astronaut?
Talk about setting me up for a fall!

1675
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:33,800
I'm sorry, Mum, um,
for putting you through...

1676
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:36,360
Uh, well, everything.

1677
01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:42,480
Well, no,
I'm sorry if I wasn't always
the mother I should have been.

1678
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:44,880
I probably made a lot of mistakes.

1679
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:49,880
I hope you can forgive me. Yeah.

1680
01:15:51,320 --> 01:15:54,160
Parents are people. Make mistakes.

1681
01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:57,280
They're not all astronauts.

1682
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:02,800
I know you didn't always approve
of the way your father and I
lived our lives

1683
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:03,840
but it worked for us.

1684
01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:07,640
There was love
and you were very much wanted.

1685
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:14,280
My new girlfriend
is a tattoo artist.

1686
01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:16,760
How wonderful!

1687
01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:19,120
I'm a bisexual.

1688
01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:28,880
The thing with the next generation
is they always think
they've invented everything!

1689
01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:32,760
OK, boomer,

1690
01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:34,800
I'm sure you can
still teach me a few things!

1691
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:35,840
(LAUGHS)

1692
01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:44,520
Have you ever thought
of getting a tattoo, Mum?

1693
01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:46,880
Well, there's a first time
for everything!

1694
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:01,520
Hello!

1695
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:05,760
What's happened?
I can't breathe properly!

1696
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:07,960
I can't even face
going into the kitchen!

1697
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:11,920
I feel like there's nothing in there
for me anymore!
What do you mean?

1698
01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:14,680
Is it wrong for me
to want to know if James...

1699
01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:18,720
...can have feelings for the real me?

1700
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:21,000
When do you want to go?
How about right now?

1701
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:22,920
Come on!

1702
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:24,360
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1703
01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:25,400
Come on!

1704
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:38,720
(HANDBRAKE CRANKS)

1705
01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:40,760
Just be Susan!

1706
01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:43,120
I don't know who Susan is!

1707
01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:45,880
Of course you do!

1708
01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:49,440
Here we go...

1709
01:17:57,080 --> 01:18:01,040
Hey, Joan Collins, Tina Turner,

1710
01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:04,560
Dolly Parton,
Cher all married younger men!

1711
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:07,880
(LAUGHING)

1712
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:10,520
(HUMMING)

1713
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:12,640
Hi!
Hello!

1714
01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:15,560
You're just in time,
my last bit of bean salad!

1715
01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:16,840
Oh!

1716
01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:17,880
OK...

1717
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:21,400
Needs a wee bit more cayenne.

1718
01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:23,280
Right, OK!

1719
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:25,600
Do I know you?

1720
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:28,760
(LAUGHING)

1721
01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:30,680
Huh...

1722
01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:33,960
(STAMMERING) I can see
you're, uh, about to close up.

1723
01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:35,000
I'll... I'll go.

1724
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:38,040
Wait, your laugh,
it seems familiar!

1725
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:39,080
Really?

1726
01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:40,800
Did I serve you last week?

1727
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:44,040
We spent some time in the park!

1728
01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:45,800
You like the chimichurri!

1729
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:48,960
I do like chimichurri
but I don't remember seeing...

1730
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:52,360
Uh, we chatted for a long time
over the paella in Whitstable.

1731
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:53,960
Did we?
Yeah.

1732
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:56,280
You were... Charming!

1733
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:58,120
I was, was I?
Yeah!

1734
01:18:58,520 --> 01:19:00,320
Right... Look, uh, I should go.

1735
01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:01,920
I've got to take my son swimming.

1736
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:02,960
OK...

1737
01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:06,200
Here we are. Thank you. Goodbye.

1738
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:08,000
Right... Bye.

1739
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:24,600
You dropped this!

1740
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:25,880
Yeah, that's my, um...

1741
01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:27,200
Business plan.

1742
01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:29,320
How's Caleb?

1743
01:19:32,440 --> 01:19:35,520
Look, I had to see you...

1744
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:39,840
...because when you say something

1745
01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:41,840
you come from a really good place

1746
01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:44,080
and you always say
exactly what you mean

1747
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:47,560
and I always wanted a boyfriend
and I don't feel lonely
when I'm with you

1748
01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:51,320
and when I'm with you I feel like
I can trust you completely!

1749
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:53,000
And...

1750
01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:05,200
Oh, I know, I know,
I've got a lot of explaining to do!

1751
01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:08,960
But age is just a number, right?

1752
01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:12,320
Right...

1753
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:14,760
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1754
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:17,760
I... I like to cook!

1755
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:19,400
Really?
Mm-hm!

1756
01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:22,680
Maybe I could teach you something!

1757
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:26,000
I'd, um... I'd like that!

1758
01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:28,800
Come on in!

1759
01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:30,840
Carpe bloody diem!

1760
01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:37,520
(PHONE RINGING)

1761
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:41,040
Hello?
Hello, is that Joan?

1762
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:42,880
Uh, yes, that's me.

1763
01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:44,720
Yeah, well, this is, uh...

1764
01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:48,920
This is Karen Daly's ex-husband, uh, Henry.

1765
01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:51,680
Uh, well, Karen Walters,
as you knew her.

1766
01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:56,320
H... Hello?
Uh, yeah, yeah, so... Yeah, sorry!

1767
01:20:57,160 --> 01:20:58,880
Um, yes, I'm still here.

1768
01:20:58,880 --> 01:20:59,920
(CHUCKLING)

1769
01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:02,440
Uh, your son, Robert,
contacted me on Facebook.

1770
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:05,080
She's dead, isn't she?

1771
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:07,800
Heavens, no!

1772
01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:10,280
No, she gets confused
but she's very much alive!

1773
01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:12,640
She's alive?

1774
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:15,080
I mentioned your name
and she was delighted...

1775
01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:17,440
...and she'd love to see you!

1776
01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:19,880
Yes, well, she had a fall.

1777
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:21,160
Oh...
Yeah.

1778
01:21:21,160 --> 01:21:22,960
I'm sorry.

1779
01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:25,280
Was it on a bus?
Uh, no, on the pavement.

1780
01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:26,640
Yeah, she banged her head.

1781
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:30,240
Yeah, um, so,
there have been a few issues

1782
01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:32,120
but, uh,
she should be out in a few days

1783
01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:33,960
once the swelling has gone down.

1784
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:36,520
Hmm, everybody has falls.

1785
01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:38,400
(CHUCKLING)
There's no shame in that.

1786
01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:41,080
Now, look, uh, listen,
she might not recognise you.

1787
01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:43,680
Could be the bump,
could be something else,

1788
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:46,200
but she talks about you
all the time!

1789
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:47,320
Really?

1790
01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:49,400
It was a long time ago!

1791
01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:50,440
Hmm.

1792
01:21:50,440 --> 01:21:52,280
Don't know
if I've mentioned it to you

1793
01:21:52,280 --> 01:21:55,120
but we have a daughter
called Joanie.

1794
01:21:56,560 --> 01:21:57,920
Joanie?
Yeah.

1795
01:21:57,920 --> 01:21:59,440
And she's been ever so good,

1796
01:21:59,440 --> 01:22:01,680
she pops in to see Karen
whenever she can.

1797
01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:04,640
Yes, you must have been
such an inspiration.

1798
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:09,120
Now, you should probably
go in on your own.

1799
01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:12,040
If I were to be there,
it might not be helpful,

1800
01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:17,040
the clash of past and present
might be a bit confusing for her

1801
01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:18,560
so I'll leave you to it.

1802
01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:21,640
Thank you.
Thank you.

1803
01:22:45,640 --> 01:22:47,160
Have you come to fix the bed?

1804
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:50,280
Do I know you?

1805
01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:52,120
You know me better than most!

1806
01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:55,040
Aren't you a little bright-eyed
to be a nurse?

1807
01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:57,600
Everyone in here
seems to be so tired!

1808
01:22:57,600 --> 01:23:01,120
Could you be a dear
and help me with my pillows?

1809
01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:02,160
Yes!

1810
01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:04,320
I want to be a bit more...
Upright?

1811
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:05,360
Yes!
Yes!

1812
01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:06,400
Yes!

1813
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:08,160
There we go...

1814
01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:09,920
Oh, thank you!

1815
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:13,840
Um, could I borrow that glass
a moment?

1816
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:15,920
My mouth's gone a bit dry!

1817
01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:17,320
Yeah, of course!

1818
01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:18,360
Thank you.

1819
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:26,720
Ah... Better!

1820
01:23:29,680 --> 01:23:32,880
Henry, your ex-husband,
he seems very nice!

1821
01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:35,920
Oh, yes, he used to be
a wonderful bowler

1822
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:37,880
but he had a nasty sprain.

1823
01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:40,320
His overarm has never been
quite the same again.

1824
01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:43,640
Do you play?
What, cricket?

1825
01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:48,000
(LAUGHS)
Um, enthusiastic spectator!

1826
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:49,040
(CHUCKLES)

1827
01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:53,160
I've been told I run in my sleep.

1828
01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:57,440
Where do you go?
Sherwood Forest.

1829
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:05,960
You're a sight for sore eyes,
Joanie!

1830
01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:10,560
What are you doing here, anyway?!

1831
01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:11,840
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1832
01:24:12,440 --> 01:24:15,480
Oh, I've missed your laugh!

1833
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:18,600
You haven't changed a bit.

1834
01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:19,640
Oh!

1835
01:24:19,640 --> 01:24:20,720
Your eyes, they...

1836
01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:24,400
They sparkle just like they did
when I first met you!

1837
01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:27,600
I'm so glad you've come!

1838
01:24:29,160 --> 01:24:34,400
I've been dreaming about
our nights by the lake
for a long time...

1839
01:24:48,280 --> 01:24:50,360
We were lousy secretaries,
weren't we?

1840
01:24:50,360 --> 01:24:51,640
Oh, God, hopeless!

1841
01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:55,120
We should have stayed in touch!

1842
01:24:56,400 --> 01:24:57,640
You stopped writing.

1843
01:24:57,640 --> 01:25:00,720
Well, I got married and we moved.

1844
01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:02,600
Same here.

1845
01:25:03,840 --> 01:25:07,600
Um, I'm sorry that we drifted apart.

1846
01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:14,960
No room for regrets.

1847
01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:18,240
One needs to work out
what's important...

1848
01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:21,320
...only then can you find peace!

1849
01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:22,680
(GENTLE LAUGH) I know.

1850
01:25:23,840 --> 01:25:26,320
And that's what I hope I can do
before it's too late.

1851
01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:29,840
I think you've found it.
So do I.

1852
01:25:30,840 --> 01:25:32,280
And that's why I'm here!

1853
01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:37,200
Oh, you make me feel so young!

1854
01:26:07,560 --> 01:26:08,560
I'm older now.

1855
01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:14,880
(SOFTLY) Bye.

1856
01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:24,920
(ENGINE RUMBLING)

1857
01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:30,680
(SIGHS) Are you ready?
As I'll ever be!

1858
01:26:31,360 --> 01:26:33,440
You better appreciate this,
Linda!

1859
01:26:34,240 --> 01:26:36,880
Only she could get us
to do something like this!

1860
01:26:36,880 --> 01:26:40,120
It feels like we're gettin'
just a wee bit closer to heaven!

1861
01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:42,080
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1862
01:26:42,080 --> 01:26:43,680
I think I'm terrified!

1863
01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:47,840
Ah, what's life for if you don't
just get on and live it?

1864
01:26:47,840 --> 01:26:52,480
Mmm, and thank goodness
there's no age limit
on us enjoying ourselves!

1865
01:26:52,480 --> 01:26:54,520
Oh, I'm supposed to
be enjoying this?!

1866
01:26:54,520 --> 01:26:55,560
(LAUGHS)

1867
01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:56,600
Oh, God!

1868
01:26:56,600 --> 01:26:59,440
(INHALES) Thanks a lot, Linda,
for everything!

1869
01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:02,080
(BELL RINGS)

1870
01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:03,800
(SIGHS) Right, let's do it!

1871
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:06,360
Oh, an extra thanks to Arthur!

1872
01:27:07,840 --> 01:27:08,840
(SOFTLY) Arthur.

1873
01:27:08,840 --> 01:27:09,920
Let's do it!

1874
01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:14,480
(ATMOSHPERIC MUSIC)

1875
01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:26,760
Release these and let go!

1876
01:27:26,760 --> 01:27:27,800
Let go!

1877
01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:28,880
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

1878
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:31,680
We love you, Lindaaaaa!

1879
01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:34,600
(WHOOPING)

1880
01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:39,880
(LAUGHING)

1881
01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:41,920
Woo!

1882
01:27:41,920 --> 01:27:42,960
Wow...

1883
01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:46,680
Geronimooooo!
Here we go!

1884
01:27:50,680 --> 01:27:52,000
Well done, Joan!

1885
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:53,840
Woo! Go, Mum!
(HONKING)

1886
01:27:53,840 --> 01:27:55,640
Go ahead, Joan, now's a good time!

1887
01:27:56,240 --> 01:27:58,800
I'll always love you, Linda!

1888
01:27:58,800 --> 01:27:59,840
Goodbye!

1889
01:27:59,840 --> 01:28:01,720
(SCREAMING)

1890
01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:02,760
(LAUGHS)

1891
01:28:04,440 --> 01:28:05,880
Woooo!

1892
01:28:10,480 --> 01:28:12,280
Woo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo!

1893
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:14,800
Wooooo!

1894
01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:18,840
(GRUNTS)

1895
01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:25,120
(LAUGHTER)

1896
01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:31,080
♪ Karma, karma, karma, karma,
karma chameleon

1897
01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:33,360
♪ You come and go

1898
01:28:34,240 --> 01:28:36,880
♪ You come and go...

1899
01:28:37,520 --> 01:28:40,760
♪ Loving would be easy
if your colours were like my dreams

1900
01:28:41,600 --> 01:28:43,280
♪ Red, gold and green

1901
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:46,680
♪ Red, gold and green...

1902
01:28:46,680 --> 01:28:50,400
♪ Didn't hear your wicked words
every day

1903
01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:53,880
♪ And you used to be so sweet

1904
01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:59,920
♪ I heard you say
that my love was an addiction

1905
01:29:01,320 --> 01:29:05,400
♪ When we cling, our love is strong

1906
01:29:06,320 --> 01:29:10,800
♪ When you go, you're gone forever

1907
01:29:10,800 --> 01:29:12,680
♪ You string along

1908
01:29:13,360 --> 01:29:15,920
♪ You string along...

1909
01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:20,120
♪ Karma, karma, karma, karma,
karma chameleon

1910
01:29:20,760 --> 01:29:22,200
♪ You come and go

1911
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:25,800
♪ You come and go...

1912
01:29:26,600 --> 01:29:29,880
♪ Loving would be easy
if your colours were like my dreams

1913
01:29:30,560 --> 01:29:32,400
♪ Red, gold and green

1914
01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:34,640
♪ Red, gold and green... ♪

1915
01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:35,920
♪ CULTURE CLUB: All I Know

1916
01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:39,160
♪ They fall into pockets
and they can't get out

1917
01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:46,960
♪ Stuck in the corner,
no room for doubt

1918
01:29:50,800 --> 01:29:56,520
♪ Alligator teeth,
thorns in your bed

1919
01:29:58,440 --> 01:30:02,360
♪ Twenty years of thinking 'bout
what was said

1920
01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:09,400
♪ If there's a ghost of a chance
that that ghost can dance

1921
01:30:09,400 --> 01:30:11,480
♪ I might take his hand

1922
01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:16,920
♪ If there's a ghost of a chance
of a sweet romance

1923
01:30:16,920 --> 01:30:19,280
♪ I might stick around

1924
01:30:20,720 --> 01:30:23,200
♪ Because of all I know

1925
01:30:26,080 --> 01:30:29,880
♪ I'm learnin' to let things go

1926
01:30:32,280 --> 01:30:33,560
♪ Let go

1927
01:30:36,080 --> 01:30:39,200
♪ Because of all I know

1928
01:30:39,960 --> 01:30:45,600
♪ I'm learnin' to let things go

1929
01:30:51,920 --> 01:30:55,960
♪ They fall into pockets
and they can't get out

1930
01:30:59,720 --> 01:31:05,200
♪ Stuck in the corner,
no room for doubt

1931
01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:10,480
♪ And you, I feel like I'm 17

1932
01:31:12,160 --> 01:31:16,880
♪ Everything touching me
in a brand-new way

1933
01:31:18,080 --> 01:31:20,360
♪ Hey, I love you more today

1934
01:31:21,720 --> 01:31:24,200
♪ If there's
a ghost of a chance... ♪

1935
01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:29,240
(FADES)

1936
01:31:29,240 --> 01:31:34,200
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