k Cannon, and this guy...
-Raaah! -...is my best friend.
-And I’m Kevin Hart, and this guy here...
-[ Laughs ]
-...is someone who calls me their best friend.
-Take it from us,
there’s nothing that besties do better...
-Than pranking each other.
Oh! -[ Laughs ]
Nothing brings friends closer together
than a good prank done well.
-And that’s why we created "Celebrity Prank Wars"...
-You have entered battle.
-Dear God.
-...the show where we help our famous friends...
[ Horn blows ]
...pull off some of the most elaborate...
-I’m [bleep], man.
-Oh, [bleep]. -...unexpected...
...adrenaline-pumping...
-Oh, [bleep].
-...and eye-opening pranks.
[ Laughter ]
-Each week, Nick and myself pair up with a different celebrity
to engage in a prank war.
-That is where the slime is gonna come from.
-Come from the ceiling? -Vomit is good.
-He wanted to prank me? -What?!
-After team one pulls their prank...
Let’s get it!
...the other team has to get their revenge.
-I need retribution. -Oh, my gosh.
[ Both laugh ]
-Tonight, on the season finale of "Celebrity Prank Wars"...
-...is Lil Duval versus T.I.
"Celebrity Prank Wars"... -...starts now.
[ Camera shutters clicking ]
♪
-Alright, right now on "Celebrity Prank Wars"...
-Yeah!
-Well, that’s when you say it’s Duval versus T.I.
-I don’t have to do nothing, Kevin. Okay?
This is my show, so today,
I believe it should be Lil Duval versus T. I..
-That is exactly who it is, Nick.
I was leaving it to you to set it up.
-Because it’s my show.
-No, Nick, first of all, it’s our show.
-No, my show. I started this pranking [bleep].
And this the mother[bleep] thanks I get?
You know, on my shows, it says, "Nick Cannon Presents."
And then it says the show.
Today, on "Celebrity Prank Wars,"
Nick Cannon presenting...
-Yeah. -...T.I. and Lil Duval.
-Yeah. -Rapper versus comedian.
Both of these guys do it all.
T.I. raps, acts, and Lil Duval -- he’s hilarious
in everything he does, from television to stand-up.
-So height-regiment-wise, you can have Lil Duval
’cause y’all is like Oompa Loompas.
I’m gonna take T. I. ’cause he the king.
I’m the king, and I’m gonna let y’all go first.
Comedians.
-Duval’s hilarious. He’s a great comedian.
-Remember when I put y’all in a movie together? I directed it.
-That’s actually really true. -Yes.
-You did put me and Duval in a movie together.
-Y’all were amazing together, too.
-Well, that makes this a very sad moment.
Something that you discovered
is about to stomp your goddamn back.
We will go first, and the ass-kicking will be had.
♪
Nick has no idea what advantage I have
getting to work with Duval,
because when two -- finally, two comedy minds
combine to create a prank, well, it should be illegal.
Duval -- he isn’t just hilarious.
He’s also kind of a superhero.
And not too long ago, this man was hit by a car.
This is not a joke. It’s a very serious thing.
And he’s already almost fully recovered from a shattered hip.
So kudos to my guy for getting himself back into comedy shape.
He might be walking a little slow right now,
but his brain -- well, his brain is running at full speed.
♪
[ Cellphone rings, beeps ]
-Hello. It’s the Casanova speaking.
-Duval, what up, baby? How you doing?
I’m doing best, man. I’m walking now.
I’m walking!
-I’m glad you’re up and at it, man.
I really am, mostly because we need you
to figure out this prank on T. I., right?
-[Bleep].
I’ve been knowing Tip for almost 20 years now,
just through the industry.
He’s one of the genuine people I’ve met in this business.
It’s hard to find people who are genuine.
He’s never stabbed me in the back,
and I’ve never stabbed him in the back.
So I think that’s a testament on the type of friendship we have.
-You got any thoughts on what we should do yet?
-I want to see him fight a gorilla.
-A gorilla?
-’Cause that’s something we always be talking about,
arguing back and forth,
’cause he think he could beat a gorilla.
-What do you think, I’m here to provide gorillas?
-You got all that money, man. Get a goddamn gorilla.
-I’m gonna go out on a limb here
and I’m gonna say having T.I. fight a gorilla
will never make it past lawyers.
Stop playing like that. -Alright. [Bleep].
-What else can we focus on?
-See, one thing about me and Tip, we never stab each other
in the back, you feel me?
What makes a good prank?
Knowing the person and knowing what triggers them.
Like, I know Tip is very competitive.
All I got to do is say what you can’t do.
He’s gonna try to do it.
You know the problem with Tip, he think he can do everything.
Like stand-up. He’s doing stand--
You see him doing stand-up now. That’s all because I said,
"You can’t do stand-up." Now look.
So all we’ve got to do is tell him, "You can’t do this."
And he gonna try me. -Okay, I love this.
So you guys don’t stab each other in the back,
and you’re also competitive, right?
Alright. So let’s use those two things in our prank.
-We should do something about stabbing me in the back.
-You ever heard this? -Well, hear me out.
Because it’s kind of stabbing-in-the-back adjacent.
You know, there’s games been popping up, like, in bars.
It’s all over the place, with the axes.
-Like, throwing axes? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright.
What if I found a way to get you guys into a game?
-Oh, that sounds amazing. -And if we connect the dots,
right, at the axe competition, then we have him...
-Stab me in the back.
Yeah, let’s do, like, an axe competition.
In the middle of the axe competition,
make him think that he’s missed and stabbed me in the back.
-Now, can you meet one of my producers today?
-Yeah, I can meet them today. -Okay, so look,
what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna have you and my guy Corey
see what’s possible, what’s not possible.
And we’ll find a place to get it done.
-Yeah. -How about we try
to get this done in, like, the next 48 hours?
-Alright. If y’all can’t find axes,
’cause I know axes is hard to find in 2022,
let’s just get a gorilla.
-Okay, Duval, I’m gonna hang up now.
Excuse me. Say what? [ Line beeps ]
Yo, Kev!
Tip, I’m striking first,
but this prank is gonna stab me in the back.
-So, I sent Duval to go sit down with Corey
because we’ve got to find a bar with axes.
-So, you were thinking something about axe throwing?
-You tell me if this is just too much.
I was thinking about getting him to fight a gorilla.
-Okay. -What you think about that?
-Kevin said something about axe throwing.
I think that might be a little --
-Safer? -For sure.
-Yeah. Axe competition.
-Okay. -We can go with that.
-Okay.
I think we need to go a little safer.
And then with the axe throwing,
I’m trying to think of a scenario
where we get, maybe, a stunt person.
-No, let him think he hit me with the axe.
-Oh, [bleep], I like that. -You know what I’m saying?
’Cause I’m already hurt anyway, so he just --
He just hurt his friend even more.
He done almost killed me.
-Okay. So, how do we get him there?
-He been trying to invest with me in something for a while.
So this would be perfect. I’ll just tell him [bleep].
"This is something I’m trying to invest in, this bar."
So, I’m gonna trick Tip into thinking I’m investing
into this bar and I want him to invest in it with me.
-We’ll get a bar or brewery that has axe throwing in it.
I got one in mind that’s great.
-I’m with it. -Okay?
So I’ll get a bar, I’ll get some stunt people,
and then once it’s all ready, we’ll come and let you tour it
meet all the actors and stuff, and we’ll [bleep] get him good.
-I got the bar.
I got an axe competition that I’m-a talk him into.
I didn’t get my gorilla, but we gonna work on that
the next prank.
I really got to win this prank war, bruh.
Don’t [bleep] it up for me, man.
-Alright. I got some work to do.
So I’ll see you in about 24 hours. That work?
-Alright. -Cool.
-Well, that was a successful meeting
between Duval and Corey.
Duval -- well, he’s got to get Tip to meet him
at the bar tomorrow, and in order to make this
a prank that Tip will never forget,
somehow, I got to find a way to make him think the axe
that he threw landed in Duval’s back.
♪
In the last 24 hours, my team has been hard at work.
We took over a bar in Duval’s neighborhood,
installed a bunch of hidden cameras,
hired some actors, brought in a real axe-throwing expert,
and found a way to make it look like one of those
spinning blades landed square in Duval’s back.
Man, I love science.
-What’s up? -What do you think, man?
-Looks decent, man.
-You got the bar we were talking about.
We got the axes -- we’re gonna do a little game this way.
-Working with Kevin Hart is cool because Kevin has all the money.
You just don’t buy a bar from Walmart.
-We got Michael, who’s our actor.
And then we got Carl. He’ll teach you all the safety
and how to throw and all that good stuff.
-Yeah. -Alright.
-So, I heard you got a back injury going on, yeah?
-No. Leg, wrist, shoulder. -Leg, wrist, shoulder.
Which side? -I can use my right wrist.
-Okay. Hell, yeah. You’re gonna be in business.
So, you’re just taking a little step in,
and then you’re basically leaning forward
and following through forward as you do the throw.
So it should look something like this. That’s the concept.
-Let me try. Let me try. -Hell, yeah.
So, bringing it on back.
Lean back a little bit, then crunch it.
Alright, so it’s spinning correctly for you.
-Ah, [bleep]. -Does that hurt?
-No, I got to get my body right with it,
’cause I just had surgery on my wrist,
so it’s actually exercise.
It’s good for my therapy.
Well, suddenly, my axe-throwing prank looks like
a dumb-ass idea.
Oh, [bleep].
Kind of hinges on Lil Duval being able to throw an axe.
-Wind it on up and crunch it.
-Don’t [bleep] this up for me. I got to win.
-I hear you.
-Whoa, whoa, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
-What the [bleep] is that? -I got the axes. Hold.
-When the lights come back on,
it’s gonna be the surprise of his life.
-Oh, my God!
-Just wi
-Alright, so...
-Let me try that one more time. -One more time? Okay.
-Can you widen your stance a little bit?
So once you’re there, you feel that in your, like, lower core?
You feel that tension?
You’re gonna use that to crunch all the way forward
and just launch it.
And power is your friend.
-Yeah! Hell yeah. There we go.
Hell yeah. Nice! -Don’t play around.
Tip, Nick.
Come on, bruh.
Me and Kev together, y’all think y’all gonna out-prank us?
Yeah, a’ight.
-So, you and Tip will play the game of twin targets,
where you throw each axe, and y’all get to trash talk.
And we’re gonna flicker the lights
while you’re playing to establish
the lights are on the fritz
because of a faulty circuit breaker.
-So I’m-a trick Tip into getting in the competition with me.
But how am I gonna [bleep] him up, though?
There’s a problem with the circuit breaker.
The lights keep going out.
-And that’s when we’ll do the whole bit
about you going to the bathroom.
And while you’re in there, you’ll switch jackets,
and the jacket you’ll put on
will have the slit in it with the blood and then the fake axe.
-I got it.
So when he throws his axe, the lights gonna go out.
And guess who gonna get axed in the back?
Stabbed in the back. [ Laughs ]
Don’t [bleep] this up for me. I got to win.
-I hear you. -I talk too much [bleep].
-I got you.
-I appreciate everybody that’s come out here
to help set this prank up. We got to get it right.
The point of a prank, to me, is just to
have you feel like "I got one up on you."
You know, I just want to show you I’m better at it than you.
Show me that the lights glitching.
Make sure they glitch right. -Hey, Reggie.
Hit the lights.
And then flicker them, too.
Oh, yeah, they do it. I got you, man.
-Okay. Everything’s in place.
Duval tricked T.I. into coming to a bar in his hood
that he thinks Duval’s investing in.
Tip is on his way.
And now it’s time for me and Duval to hit the bull’s-eye.
-We are back. T.I. and Lil Duval.
I’m excited to see Duval back active, working.
-As a guy who had an accident, as well,
I know what the road to recovery is,
and I think a win here definitely helps him
get back to himself a lot faster.
-Well, we do love Lil Duval, but he about to catch a "L."
-Well, I doubt it. Ladies and gentlemen,
I hope you have your seat belts on
because they will be needed.
I’m about to take you on a hell of a ride.
-You got your booster seat?
You got to do this one.
-Can I just say something to the people that are watching us?
-What? -Nick Cannon wears a toupée.
Let’s go, Duval!
-What’s happening, Captain? -I’m well, [bleep].
Don’t hit it too hard. -You done it before?
-Yeah. -You good?
-I’m decent.
-Thank you guys both for being here.
So, Carl is our safety guy. He’s the man.
This was the guy that helped me bring the vision to life.
So, he’s gonna teach you how to throw.
He’s gonna teach you how to be accurate.
He’s gonna teach you how to be safe.
’Cause, you know, we want this place to be known,
but we don’t want to be known as the place
where Tip lost a finger or where Duval lost a toe.
-Hey, no publicity is bad publicity.
-Only slow people think like that.
-Yeah, let me give you guys the rundown real quick.
You start with safety, obviously.
These are axes. Axes are sharp.
When you’re throwing sharp objects,
the laws of Darwinism kick in real fast.
So be smart. Use common sense.
Don’t eliminate yourself from the gene pool.
-Are you gonna ask what the laws of Darwinism are?
-Yeah. What is Darwinism?
-Ah, survival of the fittest.
-Oh, I thought it was a TV show.
-When is the prank happening? -What do you -- Nick.
Why don’t you just watch and see what’s happening? God, man.
-So, when you throw it,
sometimes it’s not gonna stick in the wall.
That happens. That’s totally fine.
Just don’t be running down range to grab your axe
before it has stopped moving. Sound good?
-Yeah. -Awesome.
Now, I know you have some axe-throwing experience, yeah?
-Minimal.
-A location like this? -Yeah, a location.
-In that case, you’ll pick up on it pretty quick.
So, you want to step into it with your opposite foot.
That’s gonna stretch out your core.
-You can do that?
-Stop acting like I can’t do it.
-I want to make sure you’re straight.
-I’m gonna do it.
-You gonna help me if I can’t, ain’t ya? If I [bleep] up?
-I can’t help but so much.
-You got good insurance? -[Bleep] Nope.
I got "yo’ fault."
-When you guys are throwing,
I will probably have you guys about at the mat.
-He better than me, so I should be able to get closer.
And I’m handicapped, [bleep]. I’m handicapped.
I want to get, like, at least -- -You want to get closer?
You certain you want to get closer?
-Well, I don’t know about with you, ’cause
that means you’ll be behind me.
-That what I’m telling you. -Way to look ahead.
-Yeah. You ain’t wrong when you’re right.
[ Laughs ]
-You guys want to do a couple practice rounds?
-Cool. -Alright, here we go.
-You got gangsta rappers and comedians at Dave & Buster’s.
♪
-[ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ] -Check this.
You leaving cuts on the board. That’s solid.
-Hold on, hold on, give me -- I’m gonna get it in there.
-Yeah. Oh, you’re close on that one.
-It was a nice try.
-You can’t do better. -I can’t do worse.
-Thugs always want to show that they can do something
while doing it wrong.
They’re still as confident as can be.
♪
-[ Laughs ]
Yeah, I’m better than you and I’m hurt.
-Instead of back-spinning it, reach.
-He told me he was good.
-Actually, other one, I did with two hands.
-Yeah, stick with that.
-Oh! Oh, [bleep]. -Stick with that.
-Yeah, stick with one hand. -But just a little bit lower.
-That was such a horrible throw.
Somebody needs glasses.
-Why do you have a gangsta rapper,
a known trapper, throwing axes?
-I’ll tell you what.
-Didn’t he already get in trouble for weapons?
-Yeah, well, obviously, it wasn’t this one.
-So, what’s happening is it’s spinning too much for you.
If you move up so your back foot’s right behind it
and reach like you’re trying to touch it.
-What did you say? Move up with my left foot?
-Yeah, with your left foot.
And just chuck it. -Yes. Beautiful.
-Hey, there you go! -There you go, king!
It’s the king, partner. -Took you long enough.
-It’s the king. -Yeah.
Your form was great. -That’s what it was, [bleep].
-You barely got that one.
Alright. Oh. -What the [bleep] was that?
-I got that. I got the axes.
Hold. I’m gonna go hit the breaker box really quick.
-Don’t come up on me.
-Oh! -Oh, [bleep], hold up.
-I know this is the prank. It goes black right -- Okay.
-When the lights come back on,
it’s gonna be the surprise of his life.
-Alright. Oh. -What the [bleep] is that?
-I got that. I got the axes.
Hold. I’m gonna go hit the breaker box really quick.
I’ve got the axes. Hold. -Alright. Thank you. Yeah.
-Don’t come up on me.
-Oh, my God.
This can’t be good. This can’t be good, Nick.
-You a bad -- bad acting.
-It can’t be good. Let’s just see what happens.
-Alright, one second.
Alright. Sorry about that, guys.
We’ve been having some issues with the power lately.
It’s been a little twitchy.
-That what it was? -We should be good now.
Everyone good? -Yeah.
-If that happens, just don’t chuck it
in case you hit somebody. That’s it.
-Alright, so I think about time to teach them the house game.
This is "Twin Targets," a little game that we’ve come up with.
And here’s the kicker.
While your opponent is throwing,
you are required to talk [bleep].
Okay? Alright? -[ Laughs ]
-Really light your buddy up.
Okay? -Light your buddy up.
-[ Laughs ]
-You want to bet on it?
-Yeah. I bet you some jumping jacks.
-Man, you know I can’t jump.
[ Laughter ]
-Low blow.
-Yes! -Oh!
-That’s it! -Hell yeah!
-[ Laughs ] -Whoo!
-Alright, so, the bar has been set.
We’ve got to fire back.
-[ Shouts gibberish ]
-Yes. Beautiful.
-So I win?
-So we got 6 to 4, exactly. -6 to 4.
-Right now we got T.I. hooked into our prank.
-Whoa, whoa. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
-What’s going on? -There goes that [bleep].
-Same thing? -Hold up, hold up, hold up.
-Yep, somebody ain’t pay the light bill.
-That’s exactly what that is.
-I think we’re okay. I think we’re good.
-Alright. -We’re good. Go for it.
You’re good. No worries.
-Yeah! Four. Alright. -Oh, yeah, there it is!
-So we got 10 points over here. -10 to 4.
-Should’ve took a picture of that 6.
10-4.
-Yeah. Alright, we got eight.
-You ain’t [bleep], you ain’t [bleep].
-Alright. -Now, that ain’t no point.
-He’s cutting the line. -That’s actually a two.
-That’s 10 right there. -10-10.
-It’s your turn again. -Where is the bathroom first?
-Straight through the back there.
-Duval’s got to take a little bathroom break, Nick.
-Why are you on that man’s business like that?
-Just telling you he take a little bathroom break.
-I personally don’t like to announce when grown men
go walk away to touch their private area.
-You have to touch your private area? I don’t.
-Yeah, me either. Free hands.
-I’m called Mr. Hang Low. [ Chuckles ]
-This is a family show, Kevin. -Whoa.
-How long have you been axe throwing?
-I started, like, about two years ago.
-That’s the best you got? An axe-in-the-back prank?
See, that’s the type of friend you are.
I see the subtext here.
That’s what you doing -- stabbing people in the back.
-You’re gonna have to give him [bleep]
when he comes back to the bathroom.
-Yeah, I think he’s gonna give the bathroom [bleep]
while he’s in there. -[ Laughs ]
♪
-How far back you guys go, man?
-20 years, something like that. -Hell yeah. That’s deep.
-Yeah. -All good.
So, big old step in and try not to put any spin in it.
-I got it. I’m looking at it now.
-Next throw, make sure the blade is straight on.
[ Axe thuds ]
-Okay. -Hold, please hold.
-One sec.
-You got the lights? -I’m going for it.
I’m really sorry about this, man.
-Oh! -Oh, [bleep].
-Oh! -Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God. He just hit Duval in the back with an axe.
Oh, my God, Nick. He just killed Duval.
-Dude. You okay? -No.
I just got hit by a car, then this.
-Breathe, buddy. Breathe.
-That man just got out of a car accident.
And look what he did. He put an axe in his back.
[ Chuckles ]
♪
-[ Laughs ]
Hell no.
It was a nice try.
-You got to wake up real early in the morning
to fool the hustler.
-Well, for a second -- -My guy --
he ain’t gonna fall for that. -For a second.
-A half a second, a millisecond.
-Doesn’t matter.
-[ Laughing ]
That was cool, though, man. That was pretty cool.
-I’m very happy with that prank, Nick.
-I admit it, we didn’t see that one coming.
You got Tip for a second.
-Thank you. -He told me he was good.
-Didn’t tell you that.
Told you I’d done it before. I didn’t tell you I was good.
-But that didn’t look like you ever did it before.
Got to get me back. -I mean --
-I don’t think you can get me back.
-It’s all in fun, man.
-It’s in fun, but I want to win.
-We’ll figure something out.
-I got to beat Nick at something.
[Bleep], he’s winning in everything else
with the kids and all that.
-It’s all good, though.
’Cause revenge is served like Slurpees.
-What? -Slurpees is cold.
-Why don’t you just say revenge is best served cold?
-When I say "served cold," you got to suck on it
and then it hurts your brain.
-You didn’t specify I’m getting the Slurpee. That’s stupid.
-The freakin’ verb is served. -Alright.
-To you. -Okay.
-Just watch what me and Tip do.
-Fortunately, get-back happens to be my specialty.
-Anything we can do to gross him out, freak him out.
-What are your ideas? -Vomit is good.
-You diabolical with it.
-Who wants tequila? -You a’ight?
-I’m [bleep] up.
-Alright.
Okay, now, look, let’s be clear about what the situation is.
Duval and T.I. -- they’re in a fierce prank war.
And Duval and I struck first. By the way, we struck hard.
-And they stabbed each other in --
well, they didn’t stab each other in the back.
You did an axe-back thing. It worked really well.
-I did something that took Tip out of his element,
and I had him throw an axe,
which I knew he would be uncomfortable with.
It’s called a good prank. -Missed the bull’s-eye.
-Okay, whatever. Let’s see what yours will shape up to be.
-Oh, it’s time for T.I.
to put his diabolical mind to work expeditiously.
-Diabolical.
-That’s a real word. -Diabolical.
-What a team.
♪
[ Computer chimes ]
-King, what’s popping?
-Man, what’s going on, Nick?
-You know it’s all love. Yo, I saw the axe attack, man.
-He pulled a prank on me, made me think
I hit him in the back with an axe.
-You know what? Oddly enough, made me want to hit him in the
back with an axe, you know what I’m saying?
-Yo, absolutely.
Well, hey, man, we got to get him back.
This is a prank war,
so we can’t have you out there like that.
So we got you. We gonna pull out all the stops.
-You know, fortunately,
get-back happens to be my specialty.
-Ah! There it is. Tell me what you thinking.
What makes him uncomfortable, Tip?
-I think -- Man, let’s see here.
I know he’s a germophobe.
-Okay.
-If we could get some bodily fluids...
-Oh, damn.
-...tossed around here and there.
-Okay, I see what you’re doing.
So what you thinking? You know, like putting them in,
like, a crowded environment or something?
-I think I could orchestrate something.
We have a few potential comedy show coming up pretty soon.
-A’ight. Yeah.
-Maybe in the backstage and dressing room area.
-Yeah. You diabolical with it. You surgical with it.
-Just let it be known, Duval started this [bleep] first.
-Like you said, get-back is your specialty,
so I got no doubt that you gonna win this prank war.
-This is gonna be one for the record books.
-So, I’m gonna send my producer your way, and she’s gonna
help coordinate everything, get it all together.
-Say less.
♪
-Alright. -Hey!
-What we got?
-So, I talked to Nick. -Alright.
-Tell me some things
were you guys talking about for the prank.
-Anything we can do to gross him out, freak him out.
-Like throw-up or...? -Vomit is good.
-Vomit’s good? You like that?
-Foaming of the mouth. -Okay.
-Something like bile.
The secret to a successful prank,
I would say, is the element of surprise.
It helps to know them in a way, because -- you know,
I guess what their sensitivities would be.
You know what I mean?
You kind of know what strings to pull, what buttons to push.
-In terms of time frame,
are you gonna be meeting up with Duval soon?
Like, what do I have to work with?
-Yeah, I think so. I think in the next couple of days.
-What we can do is probably get a little party set up.
Maybe spike something that might upset people’s stomachs.
-Okay. -Right?
Obviously for fake, right? -Oh, for fake, okay.
-And maybe start having some people
throw up all around him.
-Not no boo-boo, though.
-I mean, if -- unless -- No?
-Not no boo-boo, baby. Mnh-mnh.
Then you gonna gross me out. You hear me?
-Okay, so I got a couple of days to pull this all together.
-Yeah. When it’s about get-back,
strategy goes out the window. You just want to execute.
He started a prank war, you know?
And now due process.
So basically, I get him there, you take care of the rest.
-I got the rest. -Deal.
-Alright. See you soon. -See you soon.
♪
-Alright, it’s prank day, baby!
Now, Tip, a. k. a. T. I.,
and my producer Antoinette are going over some last-minute
preparations for our revenge prank on Lil Duval.
So we got a fake birthday party
and some really strong Peruvian iced-tea sweetener
with the toast that we gonna make Duval be a part of.
But the toast turns out to be poisoned.
Yeah, Duval, you thought
you was going to hang out backstage at a show?
Nope. Instead, you about to be surrounded
by a bunch of people foaming at the mouth.
-This is the scene of your revenge prank.
-Okay.
-These are our background actors.
They’re gonna be playing crewmembers.
-Alright. -There’s one special crewmember.
I think you know Oscar.
It’s his birthday for us today, right?
So he’s gonna come in. You’re gonna notice him.
"Hey, it’s my birthday." "Oh, let’s all have a toast."
-Okay. -Your job, mainly,
is to get Lil Duval to have a sip of the iced tea.
-Okay. -Okay.
There’s something in the iced tea.
Everyone around is gonna be displaying that,
which is gonna make him feel a little bit on edge
and then actually throwing up.
-Oh, my goodness. -They’ve been practicing, too.
It’s gonna look real good. -Okay.
So, this is a revenge prank against Lil Duval.
And we’re going to do the best we can to do better
than they did against me.
I think that’s that’s the mission here.
Thank you all for your involvement.
Hopefully, Duval will freak out.
-We got to get him to sip the tea.
-Let’s see. -If you feel good about it,
I feel good about it.
Everyone get to their places. -It’s in good hands.
-Let’s head out. -Let’s do it.
-Let’s get ready. -Alright.
I think Duval is a pretty cool character, man.
I think he’s going to --
I think he’s gonna roll with the punches either way it goes.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
I mean, I think he has a very nonchalant,
effortless attitude.
So I think he probably gonna roll with the punches
until it gets a little too extreme.
I’m gonna try and make it as extreme as I can.
-My stomach. -She’s sick, too.
-But it’s time to get surgical.
-Medic! Where did he go? -Got to boo-boo?
-Can I make a disclaimer? This is T. I.’s prank.
[ People retching, coughing ]
Dawg, mayhem. [ Glass shatters ]
-That’s not in the prank? -No.
-Medic!
hates being around anyone sick.
We got some bad news for you, Duval.
You thought you was going to hang out backstage at a show?
Nope! You about to be surrounded
by a bunch of people foaming at the mouth.
Nick Cannon presents "Celebrity Prank Wars."
I am the best host on television.
What?
-I’m just waiting for you to finish
so we can see what happens.
-Well, first of all, you did your prank already.
You don’t have to speak anymore. -Okay.
-Okay? This is my portion of the show.
-Which is why it’s taking so long.
-It’s time to get surgical.
-Okay. -Time to get scientific.
-Okay. -Yo’ scientific-looking ass.
-Will you just start the Goddamn prank?
-Me and T.I. It’s the revenge prank, baby.
♪
-Where we going? I don’t know where we’re going.
-We’re walking in the right direction.
Going right in here.
-My leg running out of minutes, [bleep].
-Oh, your leg?
-Yeah, it’s running out of prepaid minutes.
-You better get there and take a seat.
-Man.
I really just wanted to be outside.
-For real? -I ain’t been.
-Man, well, come on to the café, man.
-I was gonna come one day, but it was an R&B night,
and that meant there was gonna be a lot of people there.
I didn’t feel like answering questions about this [bleep].
-Yeah, it don’t work. They think they’re my friends.
-[ Laughs ]
-Do you need anything from me?
-No, I think I’m doing fine.
We’re gonna wrap them up in about 10, 15 minutes and then...
-Okay. -Yeah.
-Okay, well, just let me know. I’m here.
-This is my first time being out this long like this.
-It’s time to do the birthday thing.
Send in the birthday boy.
-’Cause you so in your head... -Hey, what’s going on?
-You good? -How you doing?
Hey, good to see you, man. -You, too, boy.
-And did you know it’s his birthday?
-No, I didn’t. It’s your birthday, man?
-Yeah. Yeah. -Happy birthday, bruh.
What you doing for it?
-This is what they doing for me at the work house,
but you know, we can get together and do what we do.
-Well, let’s do a toast. Let’s do a toast.
It’s his birthday.
Everyone grab some tea. -What’s up, homie?
-And we’re gonna do a toast for Oscar’s birthday.
Alright. Grab you some tea.
-Hey, has anyone seen my bag? It’s like this big.
It’s got my name on it. It says "Derek."
-What’s your name? -Derek.
-What’s his name?
-Derek. -Derek.
-Of course his name is Derek.
All guys like that are named Derek.
-He look like a Derek. -Derek or Deandre.
Or Darnell.
-What? -I’m Tip. My name Tip.
But nah, I haven’t seen it.
If anyone sees a bag, give it to me. It says Derek on it.
-I mean, how does it look?
-Yeah, it’s about this big.
-About this? Okay.
-Okay. Alright, let’s get tea for everyone.
-And I think Duval want tea, too.
-Nah, give me that cup.
-Okay. Yep.
Everyone got tea? Everyone got something?
Alright. -Screw it.
-Okay.
Alright, we’re just gonna toast to Oscar for his birthday.
-Okay, cool.
-Alright, Oscar, everyone tell him happy birthday.
-Happy birthday.
-We thank everyone for working so hard.
We appreciate you. Thank you. Drink up.
-Ah!
-That’s what’s up. -Man.
-Happy birthday. -Okay, then.
-Man, what’s in the iced tea?
Let me guess. -Booger sugar.
-After watching "Dahmer," you guys want to do a drink prank?
Smart choice, Nick.
-First of all, can I make a disclaimer?
This is T. I.’s prank. -Oh, my God.
-I’m not trying to go to jail. -Oh, my gosh.
-I just follow what the king says.
-Somebody do me a favor and get me the papers to sign
because we just got canceled.
-Got a couple other people with me.
And tomorrow I’m gonna do that music fest [bleep].
-What’s the music fest?
With all the performances and [bleep]
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Dope.
-I don’t know what’s going on, but my stomach...
It just started cramping all of a sudden.
I was fine, and now...
-So you’re not feeling well?
-No, I’m not. I’m not feeling well.
I just wanted to let you know, if I’m a little slow.
-Okay? Why don’t I have the medic come look at you?
The EMT. Medic!
-I’m gonna sit. I’m gonna sit.
-Yes, please have a seat. Stay hydrated.
-Okay. -That was my leg, right?
-That’s your leg, like, your hip?
-Yeah. From the hip down to my knee.
-Hold up, that don’t -- that looks -- Is this...?
-It’s bent. That’s my ass part all the way down to my knee.
-Got it. Damn.
That [bleep] were purple, bro. -Medic!
Anyone seen the medic? -The medic?
-She’s not feeling well.
-Ooh.
-She a’ight?
-Did you see my bag? -She okay?
-She’s sick, too. -What’s going on?
-I have a few here not feeling well.
-What’s going on? You having some stomach pain?
-Alright. Is it like a nausea or like a cramping?
-[ Exhales ] Yeah.
-Is it all over or is it one specific spot?
-You got to boo-boo?
-It’s up here. It’s a cramping.
-Upper gastric? -What’s wrong with you?
-Okay.
Is it radiating anywhere?
I’m gonna take your pulse, okay?
-Dude, seriously, it’s like --
it’s a sandwich bag, a see-through bag, like...
It says "Derek" on it.
-What? You mean that sugar?
-Sugar? -Oh, [bleep].
You Jeffrey Dahmer’d them.
-I gave it to the caterer. -You what?!
-I gave it to the caterer. -Oh, no.
This is not good.
-What was in the bag?
-It might have had something in it that makes people...
-And that was put in the iced tea?
-Yeah, that’s what she said.
-Okay, don’t drink any more of the tea.
I’m gonna need a mass-detox team with some activated charcoal.
[ People coughing, retching ]
-What the [bleep]?
[ People retching ]
-Oh, [bleep]. What the [bleep]?
-Don’t let that [bleep] spit on me now.
♪
-This is like one of your after-parties after your show.
-They’re vomiting, Nick.
You got people throwing up and vomit--
[ Glass shatters ]
-I need a team in the green room right now.
-What the [bleep]? What type of...?
-Oh, man, is she a’ight? [ Glass shatters ]
-Y’all ready to quit? You ready to quit?
-I’ll give the effort an "A."
Where they going, though?
-I have no idea. -That’s not in the prank?
-No. -Let’s go.
Oh, they got corona.
They catching some airborne [bleep].
That’s some airborne [bleep].
-They’re running away.
-You can stay your ass in there if you want to.
-Hopefully they come back.
Is that how we ending the show?
♪
-Call 911.
-Don’t you throw up on me.
I tell you right now.
They catching some airborne [bleep].
That’s some airborne [bleep].
-Where they going, though? -I have no idea.
-That’s not in the prank? -No.
-Alright, stay your ass in there if you want to.
-What would you do if there was a bunch of zombies
running around? -I was...
-You ain’t gonna stick around and wait for it.
-Fight a couple. You don’t just...
’Cause I’m more of a hand-to-hand combat guy.
You know I know martial arts and stuff,
so I probably would put some of that stuff to use,
’cause I’ve trained for so long.
-You would do just what they did.
-No. -Hopefully they come back.
Is that how we ending the show?
[ People retching ]
This is a pure Black reaction. -By the way,
I’m not mad at that. I’m not mad at that.
Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
-We’ve lost both our prankees at this point,
Lil Duval and T.I.
-Hey, at least the birthday boy ain’t [bleep] up.
-Oh, [bleep], it’s not over.
Look, look, he came back. -Hold on.
-She drunk it, too, and there ain’t nothing wrong with her.
-She drunk it, too? -I think so.
She told me. -Oh, they got corona.
-Hey, Duval, it’s not really my birthday.
-It ain’t your birthday? -[ Man groans ]
-No.
-What it is?
-It’s a prank.
-[Bleep] thought you was pranking me?!
Man, get the [bleep] out of here.
Cut! -[ Laughing ]
-My prank was better. Cut!
-That’s good. That’s great. Now that’s great.
-You think you got me, bruh?
-Man, I got you about as much as you got me.
-[ Laughs ]
You got an answer for everything.
But the answer is I won.
-Nah, well... -Me and Kev won.
-Listen, Nick, they obviously got freaked out,
but what’s not obvious is that you won.
-My prank was so real.
-Oh, I fell for yours? -Yes!
-I did? -Kind of.
-Tip -- he knew what was going on.
-Okay, Nick. -Mine was better, though.
On camera, mine will look good. -[ Laughs ]
-Can we get back to the show? -The winner is T.I.
-There it is. -I’ll give it to you, buddy.
-Get the f...
It’s rigged. It’s rigged!
It’s ’cause he light-skinned.
-[ Laughs ] -I already know. Stay woke.
-We the same complexion. -No, we ain’t.
I’m paper-sack brown. Don’t do that.
-You didn’t have to say -- -Who got a paper bag?
-Nick, you definitely get the "W" on this one.
-Thank you. Matter of fact,
this gives the crown of the season to me.
-Okay. Alright.
I do actually believe that everyone
that came on this show did an unbelievable job.
Alright? But which prank stood above the rest?
-Let’s take a look at our three favorite pranks from the season.
-Was it Tiffany’s prank on Killer Mike?
Which was good. Let’s take a look at a replay.
-Hold that po-- Hold that for the picture.
-I love how we triggered this massive piece of art
to fall off the wall and crash into an innocent bystander.
And kudos to Tiff for making Mike think it was his fault.
-Did you pull it a little bit? -I didn’t pull the [bleep].
-Lord, go ahead and bless Killer Mike
because you being pranked right now.
[ Laughter ]
-Or was it Robin Thicke’s prank on T-Pain?
-Another good prank.
-Alright. Got to give Robin Thicke credit here.
Seeing that half man, half spider
falling through the ceiling...
-Jesus! -...was a highlight for me.
-Oh, yeah, baby! -Aw, man!
[ Laughter ]
-Unrelated, I got to take a [bleep].
[ Laughter ]
-Or Ludacris’ prank on Lil Jon?
-Luda! That’s mine right there. -Okay.
Well, you know what? Take a look.
[ Horn blows ]
-What?!
-This one was devious.
I eavesdropped on your private conversation
with Lil Jon.
You and Lil Jon had no idea that we swapped in
Luda’s body double to pull off that huge stunt.
-What is going on, bro? -You know what?
I knew it wasn’t your studio.
’Cause there’s no alcohol any Goddamn where.
And I’m trying to startle you, mother[bleep],
’cause I got your ass trying to get me.
How dare you, mother[bleep]?
-And the winner of best prank of the season is...
[ Laughter ]
-How dare you, mother[bleep]?
How dare you do that [bleep] to me?
-Luda.
-That’s right. The winner is Ludacris.
-Oh, God. -My guy.
I’m sexy. I’m the king.
It’s what I do.
Look how much better my suit fits me than yours.
-Well, Nick, I’ve gained a little weight because
I got another action movie coming up.
-Fat action movie? -I got an action movie coming.
I had to put on a little bit.
I had to put on a little bit of arm.
-You’re fat.
-Well, Nick, I’m actually doing "Rambo 6."
It’s called "Rambo Dambo."
"Rambo Dambo."
-What? -"Rambo Dambo."
-Why you keep taking all these old white man’s movies
and trying to redo them?
-Because it’s easy.
The studios don’t fight the idea.
Alright, ladies and gentlemen,
that is a wrap on this season of "Celebrity Prank Wars."
-Of "Nick Cannon Presents Celebrity Prank Wars."
-You know what? I would love to sit up here
and talk bad about my brother, but I can’t
’cause I actually had a good time hosting the show.
You know what? I can say that all of my friends that came
and were part of this amazing season,
you guys made it special.
-Yes. -We are happy that you came
because it’s all about friends being friends
and giving each other [bleep].
Here you go on one of those dumb-ass Kevin Hart
long-ass toasts.
Look, just like any other good prank war,
it’s never really over.
We here. We coming back.
-That’s true, Nick, and with that being said,
do me a favor and look under your couch.
The other side.
-Better not be no more condoms in here.
-The other side. The other side.
The other side.
God damn it, Nick. Right there.
-I know you’re trying to make me get a vasectomy.
-No, I’m not, Nick. Do you see it?
-No, I don’t see nothing.
-Because that was the prank -- making you look like a jackass.
[ Laughs ]
You looked like such an idiot just now.
"What? What? Where?
What is it? What is it? I can’t see it.
Uh!" Such a [bleep] idiot.
-And my next prank is coming up.
-I’ll see you on the next "Celebrity Prank Wars."
-They gonna give us a second season?
-It says, "See you on the next," Nick.
-Oh, well, this was the finale. -Okay. Yes, Nick.
These are things for this season.
-Oh, I’m just trying -- I got to schedule my --
I got 12 kids, Kevin.
-Okay, Nick. Well, you know, 12 that we know about now.
Every time you tell me you’re done, [Imitates pop]!
[ Imitates popping ]
I know you guys think that that’s bubbles.
Nope.
That’s the sound of Nick Cannon’s semen
hitting its target. [ Imitates popping ]
That’s all the time we have, ladies and gentlemen.
We’ll see you on the next "Celebrity Prank Wars."