-I’m Nick Cannon,
and this guy... -Raaah!
-...is my best friend.
-And I’m Kevin Hart, and this guy here...
-[ Laughs ]
-...is someone who calls me their best friend.
-Take it from us,
there’s nothing that besties do better...
-Than pranking each other.
Oh! -[ Laughs ]
Nothing brings friends closer together
than a good prank done well.
-And that’s why we created "Celebrity Prank Wars"...
-You have entered battle.
-Dear God.
-...the show where we help our famous friends...
[ Horn blows ]
...pull off some of the most elaborate...
-I’m [bleep], man.
-Oh [bleep] -...unexpected...
...adrenaline-pumping...
-Oh [bleep]
-...and eye-opening pranks.
[ Laughter ]
-Each week, Nick and myself pair up with a different celebrity
to engage in a prank war.
-That is where the slime is gonna come from.
-Come from the ceiling? -Vomit is good.
-He wanted to prank me? -What?!
-After team one pulls their prank...
Let’s get it!
...the other team has to get their revenge.
-I need retribution.
[ Both laugh ]
-Now on "Celebrity Prank Wars," Robin Thicke versus T-Pain.
-"Celebrity Prank Wars"... -Starts now.
♪
-"Celebrity Prank Wars."
-Now on "Celebrity Prank Wars," oh, my God.
We got an episode out of this world.
We got Robin Thicke versus T-Pain today, Nick.
-Yes. Two people that have dominated the music game.
-Well, yeah, actually, they have.
-Both been on "The Masked Singer."
-They both have actually done your show, right?
-Yeah. Yeah. And then let’s talk about my brother Robin Thicke.
-You’re talking about one of the best artists of all time.
-Yeah. Well, see, and a good friend of ours.
"Real Husbands of Hollywood." -Absolutely.
-"Masked Singer." -Relationships all around, man.
-Yes. -Once again,
highlighting the importance of us doing this show.
-Our real friends. -Yes, our real friends.
We actually are trying our best to make them enemies.
We’re trying to -- to -- to create
some type of angry atmosphere
that mirrors the one that Nick and I have.
-You’re just rambling on.
You’re not even reading the words on the prompter.
-I don’t have to read the words, Nick,
because I’m that good of a host. -So who you got?
-Uh, well, I think it’s, uh... I’m gonna take Robin.
-Okay. -I’m gonna take Robin.
You know why? -Tell me why.
-Because you and Robin work together.
So because you work together, there may be some chemistry
that I don’t feel will work in my favor.
So you’re gonna take T-Pain. I’m gonna take Robin Thicke.
-I wanted T-Pain anyway. -So with that being said,
Robin Thicke and I will go first.
-Don’t [bleep] this up, Kevin.
-Okay. What -- What the [bleep] Nick. Jesus.
♪
Yo, Robin. What up, man?
-My man. What’s poppin’?
-Look, I’m in the middle of a very serious prank war
with Nick Cannon, and I got some very serious business
to discuss with you right now, Rob.
-Yes. Yes, we do. We got to figure this thing out.
-So it’s you and I versus some guy named Nick Cannon
and your friend T-Pain. What do you think?
-T-Pain is perfect, man. I’m down to prank him, man.
This will be a blast.
Man, I am so excited. T-Pain is going down.
T-Pain and I go way back. He’s hilarious.
He’s an amazing artist and also a really funny guy.
T-Pain was our "Masked Singer," season one winner,
and he was actually incredible and a big surprise.
None of us guessed him right.
None of us knew that was him under the monster costume.
And in fact, I saw Kevin out at a party
and he told me his kids thought he was the monster
[Laughs] when T-Pain was the monster.
-So knowing him as well as you do, how can we get him?
-One thing that, you know, like, I know I’m afraid of snakes.
You know what I mean?
And so I heard that T-Pain is afraid of bugs.
-Oh, okay. -So I know that if somebody
really wanted to prank me, it would be snakes.
So maybe we should do, like, a bug theme for him or something,
or have him be surprised by a bunch of bugs.
-Yeah. No, no, no, no. I love --
I love that bugs are a great foundation.
But, I mean, look, we could start small,
but then end big.
-Oh. What about --
Well...
Well, bugs, exterminators.
Masks.
That could work.
-So we get you in a full Hazmat-looking thing.
Totally cover your face. He won’t even know it’s you.
-Maybe. Yeah, maybe I come into, you know --
There’s a problem, and he’s getting freaked out.
But I come in, "Don’t worry, you know,
I’ll take care of the bugs." [ Laughs ]
And I start spraying around and he starts freaking out.
But, you know, he thinks everything’s gonna be okay.
And then something big happens that scares the heck out of him.
You know what I mean?
-Okay. Alright. I’m excited. This is gonna be great.
Alright? One thing I need.
One thing I need to get this done, though.
I need T-Pain to come to meet you in, like,
the next two days. Can we do that?
-Right. -Alright.
And in the meantime, I want to go big, right?
Bugs are good, but we need something huge.
So let’s think about what that is, right?
-Yeah. Let’s get rid of this bug problem.
♪
-It’s time for Robin to work with my producer Dave
to figure out his disguise
and just how we’re gonna pull this entire thing off.
-Alright. I talked to Kevin. -Uh-huh. What did he say?
-Well, he told me about your conversation.
-Uh-huh.
-Alright, so we got some fun things, I think,
that we’re gonna work with the bit you came up with.
-Okay. -Okay. Let me show you.
Jack, are you here? -Jack?
-Check this out.
-What you got, Jack?
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Oh, God.
Good thing I know it’s not real or I would have jumped.
You know, I just think --
It looks great. It looks real.
We should -- We should use that.
But I think to really, like, get him to jump,
we should go bigger. -We want bigger?
-We should go, like, Kevin Hart sized.
Well, for spiders. -Alright. Awesome. Thanks, Jack.
But before the big Kevin Hart sized spider comes crashing in,
let’s talk about phase one.
Maybe start with some spider-crawling sounds.
Then we’ll ramp up from there. We don’t want to come in hot.
-No, no, no. Let it build.
He should get more and more uncomfortable with the sounds
and the thought of bugs in the walls and in the room.
-And then for phase two, instead of just you,
what if we have you with a team of exterminators
all dressed up in Hazmat suits?
-Okay, we’re hinting to him that there’s a bug problem,
and he’s already scared of bugs.
So he’ll start to get more and more uncomfortable
as he’s sitting there and he’s like,
"I’ve got to get the hell out of here."
And then we drop the big hammer on him.
-I like that.
Yeah. And that’ll be phase three -- the big one.
we can have ’em in the walls.
-Well, can we have them come from the ceiling?
-Oh, got it. -That’ll be pretty good.
-Okay. -That’ll be pretty good.
-Human spider from the ceiling. -Yeah.
The only thing I worry about is the moment
that he might leave early
before we get to drop the big spider on him.
-I have not met T-Pain. He doesn’t know --
-Oh, he doesn’t know you. Okay, good.
-So what I can do is I can be in as if I’m also waiting.
-You can say, "Oh, don’t worry. We got it all taken care of.
Robin’s coming in any second." Yeah. I can do my part.
I can get T-Pain here on Friday. I’m pretty sure of that.
Luckily, I have T-Pain’s number.
Him and I have talked about doing records together before.
So this would work out very naturally of him and I
trying to hook up in the studio, make some new music together.
-So, we’ll lock on Friday. -We should be good with Friday.
-Okay, great.
-Okay. My special-effects team is working on Hazmat suits,
giant bugs, sprayers, creepy insect noises,
and some crazy-looking spiders to plant all around T-Pain
as he sits in Robin’s waiting room.
My producers are hard at work looking for a stunt man
to play a half man, half spider,
you know, like a guy who got bit
and now he’s turning into a spider or something.
Something terrifying.
But we’re missing one important ingredient to this entire thing.
That’s T-Pain. But that’s on Robin.
-Yo.
-Pain. What up, baby? How are you?
-What up, Ro?
-So, you know, I’m here and I’m ready to work.
Do you have Friday available? Can you do Friday afternoon?
Can we make some magic on Friday and make a hit record?
Like -- like 3:00.
-Friday. Friday. 3:00.
Checking. Checking. Hold on.
I can’t do Friday, man.
I’m actually leaving town.
-Oh, you leave Friday?
Can you do Thursday? -I can do Thursday.
-You can do Thursday? You know what? Let’s just --
We’ll make it work. Whatever it takes. We got to --
We got to get in the studio. We got to do this.
We got to make this -- We’ve been talking about it
for too long, so let’s just -- let’s lock in Thursday.
Let’s make it happen.
-Alright, Thursday. Here we go.
-3:00, Thursday, my spot.
-Yeah. Alright. I will be there.
-Okay. I’ll see you then. Okay.
Oh [bleep]
We’re gonna have to put the team on alert.
Alright, Dave, we got a problem.
T-Pain can’t do Friday. So I told him Thursday.
Can you make that work? Can you make that happen?
Alright, well, you’re gonna have to do your best, brother.
We only got Thursday, so let’s rock and roll.
-Just take a seat over here for me. Go ahead.
-Nice to meet you, man. -Same.
[ Door bangs open ]
-Alright. Put a little trap over there.
-I’m just saying, if y’all spraying chemicals and stuff.
-There’s the bad boy. Got him.
-What was that? Oh [bleep]
♪
-Okay, look, this happens in "Prank Wars."
You plan for one thing,
but then the unexpected change comes through, right?
It’s complete chaos at that point.
But it can’t be chaos here, not on my team.
If T-Pain comes early, then we’ll be ready early.
That’s how we roll. Now all we need
is Robin to inspect his "Prank War" playground.
And we will be ready to bring the pain to T-Pain.
-Alright. This is the spot?
-This is the spot. What do you think?
-Alright. It’s gonna work. It’s gonna work.
-This is Alvin here. -Hey, Alvin, how are you?
-So he’s gonna play your sort of office coordinator.
You know, he’ll greet T-Pain. -Okay.
-We want T-Pain to sit in this seat.
-Okay. -Okay?
I’ll be seated here in case he wants to run out.
-Okay. -Okay?
I’ve got a couple of sound effects
that are gonna be some scratching over there.
We’re gonna have sound effects over there
that’s gonna build.
We’ll get T-Pain, hopefully to say,
"Hey, there’s some noise or some stuff like that."
And he’ll be like, "Okay, we have guys here
to take care of the problem. Sorry about that."
You know, whatever. -So I come in from here.
Then I’m gonna come in in my Hazmat
and start spraying some bugs
and spraying some walls, make it even more uncomfortable.
-And then the final moment is
there’s gonna be a rustling up here.
-And then we have a very big finish for you.
-We found a big spider. -Yes.
-But now we’re about to find an even bigger spider.
-Okay.
Oh, my...
[ Laughter ]
-What do you...
What do you think?
-I didn’t know he was already up there.
Geez. That’s definitely gonna work.
Awesome. Awesome. Wow. You really did --
They put you in all kinds of makeup stuff, too?
-I thought it was more threatening than just, like,
a fake spider outfit.
So you remember Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly"?
-Yeah. Very, very Goldblum.
-This is Jeff Goldblum as the spider.
-Yeah.
-We got to make you look like a real exterminator.
-Yeah. Alright.
I love it.
-So it’s gonna be you and Abe... -Okay, me and Abe.
-...and one other guy. -Okay. I’m excited, man.
I think this is gonna be amazing.
We are gonna scare the pain out of him.
Honestly, Nick, T-Pain,
you guys have no chance against me and Kevin.
We are the kings of "Prank Wars."
And you’re going down.
-Here we go, Nick.
T-Pain thinks this is gonna be a business meeting,
but we’re about to do some prank business.
Not real business. Prank business.
-I am ready to prank.
-Yo. What’s up? What’s up?
-There he is. There’s our guy.
-Hope you guys aren’t doing the orange screen today.
-[ Laughs ]
-You can just take a seat over here for me, man.
-Cool, cool, cool How’s it going, man?
-Hey.
-Look at T-Pain looking like T-Pumpkin.
-I think Robin’s about 5 minutes. I just got a text.
-I’m fantastic. -Great.
I’ll be right back. I’m gonna go check on something.
Alright? Cool.
-How’s it going? -Good, man.
I’m meeting another producer.
Nice to meet you, man. -Same, same.
-Yeah. -Oh!
That was fantastic. -What was?
-The drive over here. It was absolutely --
-What happened? -A lot of traffic.
Treacherous as [bleep]
-[ Laughing ]
-Oh, fun stuff.
-It’s crazy.
[ Scurrying sound ]
Huh? Did you hear that?
-The sound’s got him intrigued a little bit.
[ Scurrying continues ]
-Listen to T-Pain freak ass.
Is somebody getting head back there?
Shows you where his mind goes. -Yeah. I mean, it is T-Pain.
He falls in love with strippers. -Okay.
[ Scurrying continues ]
-Well...
-You ever seen "The Garbage Pail Kids" movie?
-Unh-unh. -Oh, okay.
It’s gonna be hard to explain. -Let me ask you a question.
On a scale of Woody Harrelson to Snoop,
how high do you think he is right now?
-Probably Willie Nelson high.
[ Scurrying continues ]
-I don’t know what the [bleep] that was.
[ Door bangs open ]
-I grabbed some waters just in case.
Robin’s about two minutes out. What’s up, man? You good?
-There’s just... -What’s that?
-It was, um...You ever seen "The Garbage Pail Kids"?
-No.
-If you’ve never seen "The Garbage Pail Kids" --
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
-In other words, there’s been noises.
-Some noises?
Well, I know they were doing, like, some stuff.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it’s a big place. It’s a big place.
-There’s a team working on it. -Okay. I’m just making sure.
-Yeah, I know they had some, uh, some noises,
but anyhow, about two more minutes.
-Hey, you got it. I’m here.
I wore the small shirt today, so you know I’m ready.
-So, what did he say? What did he say it was?
-I don’t know what the [bleep] that was at all.
-Okay.
-Okay. We are now entering the bugging-out part of the prank.
-Good news is I got your back.
[ Door bangs open ]
-Alright. Right over there.
Put a little trap over there.
This one over there, too.
-Look at T-Pain. Nervous as hell.
-You see anything over there?
-Oh. Yeah.
-I’m just saying, if y’all gonna spray --
if y’all, like, spraying chemicals and stuff --
-There’s the bad boy. Got him.
Let’s put him in the bag. -What was that?
Oh, [bleep]. Oh, my God.
-Mm-hmm. -Oh, man.
-Alright. -Alright.
-Yo, he’s frightened.
-He really don’t mess with bugs, man.
-Under the [bleep] What? Alright, y’all got it.
Yeah. I’m just come up right here.
-It’s totally safe. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not with what you got in the bag. No. No, we good.
That’s a big-ass spider, man. -What?
-It might as well be Spider-Man.
-Team meeting, team meeting.
-Y’all need us to get out?
-You’re good. Don’t worry about it.
-Don’t trust the people in the suits.
If we were good, they wouldn’t be in suits.
Just go ahead and relax. Take a seat.
-What, um...
-We’re gonna figure it out. Let’s come on out.
-Can I get a suit?
[ Scurrying noises resume ]
-What the...
-No. -What the [bleep] just happened?
-Um... -By the way, if anybody --
If anybody ever comes around me
with these type of suits on, Nick,
there’s no shot that I’m staying there!
-I need whatever he was smoking to calm my nerves.
-You can’t come back. You can’t come back.
-Alright.
There we go. Yep.
You okay up there?
Oh, yeah. There’s a lot of weight up here.
-Oh, man. I think you hit it.
-Wait, so check it out. Wait. Check it out.
Hey, before -- before -- Real quick.
-Real quick, guys. He’s got some--
-Why would you do -- What’s -- What’s in there?
[ Rumbling ] -Oh.
-Alright. Alright. -Oh, man.
-Alright. Alright.
-I think it worked. Yeah, yeah. I think we got it.
-He’s -- He’s -- He’s agitated.
-Real quick.
Everybody stop for a second.
Now I need to know what’s happening.
-I think we got it now.
-What was it in the first place? Wait. Okay. Okay. Okay.
-We found a nest, and we took care of it.
That’s what the spray was for.
-I feel like y’all have on protective gear
because you need protective gear.
If we can get some of that...
-Guess what? It’s time for our special guest to drop in.
I want you guys to keep an eye out.
Let’s watch T-Pain’s reaction.
-Cool. I’m fine.
It ain’t gonna really [bleep] up my repertoire.
Like, I’m dope regardless. You know what I’m saying?
[ Loud scurrying ]
That [bleep] was unsettling as [bleep]
I’m not super happy about, like, any of this.
Is there another room? Is there another room?
-It’s all under control. We got it.
-The fact that you are saying that
through a [bleep] Darth Vader mask...
I’m not a diva like that.
-Sir, there is one thing I can guarantee you.
You are to be totally safe 100% in this room.
-[ Screeching ] -Oh [bleep]
[ Rumbling ]
-Oh, man. -Alright.
Alright. That [bleep] was unsettling as [bleep]
-I think it worked. Yeah, yeah, I think we got it.
We got the bug. We got the bug.
-Just give me a second. Stop, everybody.
I’m not super happy about, like, any of this.
Is there another room? Is there another room?
-Everything else is --
-There’s a number four on this door
implying that there are at least three other rooms.
-It’s all under control. We got it.
-The fact that you are saying that
through a [bleep] Darth Vader mask...
I’m not a diva like that.
-Sir, there is one thing I can guarantee.
You are gonna be totally safe 100% in this room.
-Cool.
-[ Screeching ] -Oh!
Jesus!
Alright. Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
-We got him. We got him. We got him.
-You got what?! You got what?!
-Oh, yeah, baby!
-Oh! [Bleep]
[ Laughter ]
-I know you got a fear of bugs.
-Don’t like it.
God damn it, bro.
[ Both laughing ]
-This is good. This is good.
Yo, you had a fake-ass Spider-Man
hiding in the ceiling.
-He fell out of the ceiling.
Then you see T-Pain, "Wait! Hold on! Wait!
Hold on. What’s going on?" -Yo!
Oh, I need some tissue. -So good.
-He’s still mad. He’s still agitated.
And you had Robin in the prank, too?
-Yes. -The whole time?
-You suck! You suck at this!
-Yo, that scared the hell out of me when he fell,
looking like Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly."
-Oh, bro! -Goodness.
-That’s still -- That’s Trypophobia.
[ Both laughing ]
Oh!
Yeah. Unrelated, I got to take a [bleep]
[ Laughter ]
-Yo, you went above and beyond in this prank.
-No, Nick, listen, this is good.
This is prank god, okay?
-I give you that. -Prank god.
That’s what this is.
We found T-Pain’s greatest weakness, and we exploited it.
That’s how you do it. That’s how you prank, Nick.
-I need a new pair of pants.
[ Laughter ]
Whoo! That was terrifying. Okay.
I was trying to be cool, though.
-Right. Because you have to try to be cool,
but you’re kind of like, "This is the one thing
I really don’t want to be a part of."
-Absolutely. I can’t be afraid in this outfit.
[ Laughter ]
-I thought it worked pretty well.
-It was damn good.
-I think the important part was that you didn’t know it was me.
You didn’t know that we were making this up.
You know what I mean?
-If he would have had his hair out...
-Some of your best work.
But it ain’t over. -Well, of course.
-T-Pain is a creative dude. -Very true. This is true.
-So I know that revenge is gonna be served with high notes.
That make sense? -No, Nick, it didn’t.
-I was trying to bring the fact that he does Auto-Tune.
-Okay. Well, okay, Nick. -That didn’t work?
-No, it was too horrible --
-Revenge is gonna be platinum worthy.
-The thing is, we didn’t know we were getting revenge.
Things just went up about 10 notches.
-This changes everything.
-Tell you what. I am way too high for this [bleep]
[ Laughter ]
So, but seeing that come down and...
-[ Roars ] -Aah! Jesus!
Alright. Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-Y’all try to mess with the man.
-We got to do something back.
It needs to be, like, a revenge thing ASAP.
He loves himself.
I want to play on that.
-I’m thinking meet and greet?
-Meet and greet. Okay.
What we do is we set up a person in the line
that gets so enamored
with his good looks and his hair,
we need an EMT.
What do you do, Robin? Nothing.
Everybody needs to be on it. This is very important.
I did not come here to lose this prank war.
We got to do this for all of Nick’s kids, okay?
There’s a lot of them.
hiding in the ceiling.
-He fell out of the ceiling.
Then you see T-Pain, "Wait! Hold on! Wait!
Hold on. What’s going on?" -I don’t know.
-You see a man fall from the goddamn ceiling.
-Yo. Some of your best work.
-That’s how you prank!
-Man. I’ll tell you what.
Rob got me. He knows that I don’t like bugs.
And when people came in spraying, it was scary.
I definitely, I definitely pooped after.
The crazy thing is, my history with Robin
is I met him with Kevin Hart, and then he didn’t know
who I was for the whole six weeks on "The Masked Singer."
So we have a history there.
But this was a real [bleep] up way to reunite,
especially if you were as high as I was at the time.
-Some of your best work.
But the revenge is gonna be Black.
That’s the one I’m gonna go with.
-Good one, Nick.
-Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, Pain. What’s good with you, man?
-Yo, yo. What up? -They got you good.
-They did, man. I didn’t like it. I didn’t like it.
I feel like we need -- We got to do something back.
This needs to be, like, a revenge thing ASAP.
I don’t really have a history of pranking people, per se.
I do have a history of getting revenge
when people [bleep] with me at all,
so I’m pretty malicious with it.
It’s not really pranking, more so of making sure
you don’t do that [bleep] again.
-Alright, look. I got the whole prank team in place
ready to do whatever you need. It’s poppin’.
-Yeah. Okay. What do you got in mind?
-I think we got to get a little personal with it, man.
I know you got a lot of built-up frustration you need to get out.
-Personal things?
He loves himself.
I’ve been depressed my whole life,
so it’s not even like a problem for me.
But I know when people are super involved with themselves,
and that’s what -- I want to play on that.
-Yes, he does know he’s good-looking.
-Sometimes I think he’d die if he didn’t get attention.
Robin Thicke is so used to everybody swooning and...
"Oh, oh, you giving me the vapors."
-Okay, so how can we exploit Robin’s good looks?
We need to get him in front of his fans
or something like that. That shouldn’t be hard.
-Mm-hmm. -I’m thinking
something like Robin with a super fan, you know,
and it goes sideways. -Yeah.
Now, if somebody just, like, has an emergency
that’s just over the top by seeing Robin,
just his face, because he’s a beautiful man.
But if somebody just got so enamored at the point
to where they just fainted, oh, he wouldn’t know what to do.
-Ooh, yeah, I love this.
-We’re playing with fire on this one.
Robin kind of -- He messed up by doing his prank first
because he’s setting the bar.
Now I know where I can go, what’s fair game.
And get ready for the mental gymnastics, my friend.
-Okay, you fired up. That’s the energy we need, Pain!
What I’m talking about.
-I need to win this so bad. Okay? I need this win.
-So do I. This is a prank war.
We going into battle, baby.
Have you ever seen the look on Kevin’s face after he wins?
It’s so dumb. It sickens me to my core.
-And I’m leaving town.
So this actually needs to happen within the next 48 hours.
Is that possible? -Yeah.
-That’s possible. That’s so possible.
-I’m gonna have you meet with my producer Antoinette.
And yo, she’s the best. You gonna love her.
And she’ll take everything from here.
-Yes, sir. Nick, you got it. -Peace.
Okay. Okay. My brother T-Pain is coming in hot, and I love it.
He wants to use Robin’s good looks against him
because he needs to pay for being so damn handsome
and for scaring the [bleep] out of T-Pain.
Robin and Kevin, you thought spiders was diabolical?
T-Pain and I are working on a whole different level.
Psychological warfare on your ass.
You may not hear him scream, but you can see it in his eyes.
We coming for you, Robin.
♪
-Yo, yo. -Hey.
-How’s it going? -Fabulous.
-I like the shirt. Good to see you. Good to see you.
Now -- Now -- Now, we came here
to do some mischievous things. -I talked to Nick.
-Was there a bunch of kids crying in the background?
-I’m thinking meet and greet? -Meet and greet.
Okay, that’s good, because he’ll be off guard.
Now, if it’s gonna be a meet and greet,
it’s got to be set up. It’s got to be both of us.
It’s got to be obviously like a line of people.
And what we do -- what we do is
we set up a person in the line...
-Okay. -...that’s just overdoing it.
Like, they get so enamored with his good looks
and his hair and, you know,
he’s gonna have, like, three buttons open on his shirt
or something like that. You already know this.
And they get so enamored with that, like, they faint.
-Okay. Like heart attack? -Something to where
he’s gonna be like, "We need -- We need, like, an EMT."
-Okay, okay, okay. -You know what I’m saying?
So Robin’s freaking out.
What do you do, Robin? Nothing.
Oh, can we get the, um...
Clear! -Defibrillator.
-Defragmentators. Yep. That ones.
Those. Those things. -We can figure it out.
-Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let’s get props on that.
-I’m gonna get everything set up.
-Nice. -Get some actors.
Maybe even a real EMT.
-A very real EMT. Let’s do that.
-We’ll get it all set up and we’ll meet back up.
-Okay. I’m with it.
So next time I see you, it’s prank time.
-Prank time. -Cool. Let’s make it happen.
Kabam. -See you on prank day.
-Yeah, let’s do it. I’m [bleep] out of here!
-T-Pain’s’s invited Robin to a meet and greet
as a way to make things good between the two of them.
-Nothing crazy, just some pictures,
some autographs, some fans, followed by a woman collapsing
and then calling 911 to help restart her heart.
Yup, just a simple meet and greet.
-So... -Okay.
-We got the stuff together. -Ooh!
-All the things you asked for.
-Thank you. Thank you so much.
-So these are the super fans.
-Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
I’m simply gonna win this prank war
because he’s gonna be thinking about this later.
Robin’s not gonna know what to do in a medical emergency.
So goddamn pretty.
When Robin comes in here, he’s gonna freak out, okay?
Give him the gumption.
It’s not gonna take a lot of acting.
That is a beautiful man, okay?
[ Laughter ]
-You and Robin are gonna be here.
-Alright.
-We have our actor, Rachel, red dress.
-She’s going to have a heart attack.
-Okay.
-You’re also going to be a part of it.
You’re gonna help the EMT.
-That’s good, because he was in mine.
The way my prank is gonna go, I’m hiding in plain sight.
See, the thing is, Robin had to put the mask on
and do the hoodie and all that stuff.
I couldn’t see his hair and all that.
Mine, I’m going right in.
You know, no mask. No face, no case.
I’m a part of it, you know what I’m saying?
He was a part of his, but not really, because of the mask.
But now I’m gonna be right in front of him
while wearing a mask --
philosophically and then psychologically
masked.
-You are actually a real EMT?
-I am. -Josh.
-How’s it going?
-Very nice to meet you. -Likewise.
-That hurt like a [bleep].
Damn! -Sorry, sorry.
-Is the "clear" when you do -- when you’re rubbing together?
That doesn’t seem safe.
-This is charging, but that’s not --
nothing’s gonna be happening on this.
There’s no power going through that thing whatsoever.
She’s gonna simulate like I’ve jolted her.
-Okay.
I want to scare the [bleep] out of Robin right now.
-Excuse me. What happened?
-She just fainted. I don’t know.
-I think she’s in neurogenic shock.
-Oh, Lord. -Oh, boy.
-Alright, can you help me out?
-Come back to us.
-When I say "clear," move out of the way.
-Oh, [bleep].
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-Is the "clear" when you do -- when you rub t
That doesn’t seem safe.
-This is charging, but that’s not --
nothing’s gonna be happening on this.
There’s no power going through that thing whatsoever.
She’s gonna simulate like I’ve jolted her.
-This is Ayesha.
So she’s going to be bringing you and Robin in
and coordinating the whole event.
-Now if this was my operation, we’d be relaxed,
everybody would be drunk, it’d be cool.
But this is, like, a thing --
we’re trying to correlate with what Robin is used to.
We want to get him in his comfort zone,
and then we want to break that immediately.
So let’s just be professional. Everybody is real.
Even when EMT gets called in,
we want to make sure somebody’s goes to get him
and you don’t just show up,
because, you know, let’s just make it real,
’cause I want to scare the [bleep] out of Robin right now.
-Copy that.
-So basically, Robin is so used to people
swooning over him and things like that.
I’m gonna make it to where it happens pretty much per usual,
but it’s also gonna be a medical emergency
and he’s gonna have to figure out what to do,
because as pretty as Rob is, he’s also that much not smart.
He’s not gonna know what to do.
Do you think Robin knows CPR? Hell, no.
You think he knows how to resuscitate somebody?
[Bleep] no. He’s too pretty for that.
He can’t go around kissing everybody.
Got to be selective with who you put your mouth on.
That’s what she said.
Everybody needs to be on it. This is very important.
I did not come here to lose this prank war.
I was drunk when I agreed to this.
I didn’t even know I was in a prank war until it was my turn.
This is important for me.
Me and Nick, we got to do this for all of Nick’s kids, okay?
There’s a lot of them.
-Kevin, I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news,
but maybe your prank was a little short-sighted.
Because -- Because Kevin Hart,
He’s not a -- not a super tall guy.
-Oh, you know what time it is. It’s revenge time, my friends.
Me and T-Pain got this thing locked in.
Now, we had him show up early
so he could get a coffee, you know,
go through hair and makeup, you know,
and knowing Robin, probably hair again.
Some more hair.
Do his hair all over again.
-We ready to meet and do some greeting?
-I hate that [bleep].
-You ready?
-Are we ready? -I’m ready.
-Okay. Alright, well, follow me. We’re going over this way.
Do you guys really hate meet and greets?
-I don’t mind meet and greets.
It’s just once in a while, somebody really smells.
You know what I mean? That’s the only thing --
-Are you serious?
-And they want to get up all up in it.
You know what I mean? They really love you for years.
You’re just like, "Oh, I really gotta do it."
It’s like, whewww!
That’s when I give myself a piece of gum.
Just to change my whole...
My thing is, I’m usually the smelly one, so...
-But you’re apologizing. -Right, I’m apologizing.
So one of the fans is gonna pass the [bleep] out.
-We already have, like, I don’t know,
about 20 fans out there.
We’re just going to do the usual.
You know how it goes. Autograph, picture.
-You like doing these. -I don’t mind.
It’s nice to see the fans in person.
-Don’t look so miserable.
-I hate this. They can see it on my face.
That’s why we put pictures up there,
because I need somebody seeing me happy,
because I hate this [bleep].
-This looks like your new Nickelodeon show.
-I mean business.
-"Painless." [ Laughing ]
-Alright. -"No Pain, No Gain."
-Y’all ready? -Okay.
-Don’t worry. They’re gonna be great.
-Hey-oooo!
-Hello!
-Hey, guys. -Oh-ho-ho!
-Right over here. -Oh, my God.
-Hello, how you guys doing?
-Alright, so first one, come on in.
-Hi, how are you?
-Go to Robin first. -What’s your name?
-Anise. -Anise, nice to meet you.
-This is T-Pain. -How you doing?
-[ Gasps breath ]
[ Giggles ]
-Absolutely. Absolutely.
-Hello. Hi, how are you? -Hi!
[ Laughing ]
-Oh, boy. Alright.
-You good? -This is what you do to people.
-Yes, what’s your name, love?
-Oh, gosh. Sorry, hold on.
-Sometimes that happens.
[ Laughter ]
-How are you? Hi, what’s your name?
-I’m Briana. -Nice to meet you.
Do you have a preferred color?
-Alright, now, look at that, Robin is full-on
meeting and greeting.
He’s getting in it. This is beautiful.
-Soaking it all up. -He loves his fans!
Shaking hands, kissing babies, signing autographs, all of that.
-I never take the baby. -Don’t touch the baby.
-"Hey, Kevin. Want to hold my baby?"
[Bleep] no.
-Okay. -Hello, lovely.
-Hi... -How are you?
-[ Gasps breath ]
-Feel free to come over here.
Lean on the table if you need.
-Sorry, I just haven’t eaten today.
-You okay?
-Why don’t I just take you to get some water?
I’m a little concerned about her, so...
We’ll just keep it moving, okay? I don’t want her to freak out.
-We’ll be here. -No, it’s fine.
-Sorry.
-Is that Kendrick? -Yeah, it is.
-Oh, nice. Oh, this is...
-All capital letters? [ Laughs ]
Damn!
Alright, I’m gonna try to do this gently.
I started doing it when I buy cars.
-Uh-oh. -What happened?
-Hey, she’s fine. She just hasn’t eaten all day.
Her blood sugar was really low.
Her heart rate was high because of nerves,
but she’s gonna have some juice and some fresh air,
should be good. -Okay.
-Sounds good. Thank you. Sorry. No, she’s fine.
She just didn’t eat and her blood pressure went down,
but -- [ Laughs ] -I get the same thing.
-Sorry. [ Laughs ]
-Did you eat today? -Did you eat?
-Maybe we should hand out trail mix at the door.
Can you hand me the blue? Tell me your name, love?
Wagaki? W-A...?
-G-A-K-I.
-Look at this handwriting.
-Thank you, baby.
-This is a thick-ass book. You got big plans.
-I’m collecting! [ Laughs ]
-I didn’t even think when I left,
I didn’t grab anything to sign.
Can I take a selfie with you guys?
-Yeah, sure. -Okay, cool.
-I’m so sorry, I’m the one that fainted earlier.
-Nice to meet you, Ella. -Nice to meet you guys.
-Nice to meet you. Absolutely.
-She’s back. Did you eat? -You got it! Trail mix.
-You’re good. -She ate.
-Yes, of course. -Come on in.
-She gonna try again.
God bless her heart. Robin’s such a nice guy.
All of that Thicke-ness, that’s what that is.
-Whoa, hey, man. -What?
-Hi. [ Laughs ] -Do you want to sign...? Here.
-T-Pain to sign something? -Actually...
Actually... -What do you have?
Thank you. Who do you want me to sign it to?
-Just my arm. -Okay, what’s your name?
-Um -- [ Laughs ]
-Okay. -[ Exhales shakily ]
-I love you. Thank you so much.
I’m --
-I’ll--I’ll go ahead and take a picture for you.
-Yes, please. -Make it easier.
-You want to get closer? -Yes.
-Ready? One, two, three.
-[ Gasps ] -Perfect.
-In through your nose. In through your nose.
-[Bleep]!
-Oh, [bleep]!
-I’ll go ahead and and take a pictu
-Yes, please. -Make it easier.
You want to get closer? -Yes.
-Ready? One, two, three.
-[ Gasps breath ] -Perfect.
-In through your nose. In through your nose.
-[Bleep]!
-Oh, [bleep]!
-Josh, 911, Josh.
-Guys, guys.
-Oh, my God. Robin killed somebody.
-Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. What happened?
-She just fainted. I don’t know.
-She was taking a picture and she kind of just dropped.
-Did she hit her head? -I haven’t --
-She didn’t hit her head. She was just taking a picture.
-She just started shaking. -With who?
-With us.
-Were you touching her at the time?
-No, no, there was no touching. I signed her arm, but...
-She wasn’t breathing right, for sure.
-She’s breathing! She’s breathing.
-Her pulse is really weak.
-Does she have any, like, diabetic or...?
-Not that she disclosed to me. -Oh, Lord.
-I think she’s in neurogenic shock.
-I don’t know what that word means.
-When someone faints, when they get really scared,
it’s kind of like the same thing,
but being really excited.
-Can we get the rest of the people
like, somewhere else?
-We’ll just see y’all out there. -You know what I’m saying?
-I’m so sorry. We’re gonna take care of this.
-Wow, having somebody fake a heart attack...
-Yeah, even gave them one of them little --
"clear!" [ Imitates thudding ]
-You’re gonna get a defibrillator?
-I got props!
-I’m gonna need a hand. Can you help me out?
-Sure, whatever you need.
-What do you need?
-So put your hand right here, your fingers right here,
real light, like that. -Okay.
-So if you feel a little bit of a pulse,
it should be really light.
-Yes. Yes. -Okay?
-If it stops or gets really fast, let me know.
-Okay. -Robin...
-It’s okay, man. -Okay. Okay.
-When I say "clear," move out of the way.
[ Defibrillator whines ] -Oh, [bleep].
Okay. -Charging.
Is this going to...
[ Defibrillator beeps ]
-Clear!
[ Electricity crackles ] -Oh, Lord.
-Yep, I’m not doing this.
-Wow, this is good. Okay.
-Yeah. -This is good.
-Okay, how’s the pulse?
-It’s -- It’s there.
-Okay. Same? -Yeah.
[ Defibrillator whines ] -Charging.
-Oh, boy.
[ Defibrillator beeps ] -Clear.
[ Electricity crackles ] -Oh, Lord.
[Bleep]. Hey, baby.
Everything’s okay. We’re ready to roll.
Hanging out. Meet and greet. Come back to us.
-I’m gonna max this out. [ Defibrillator beeps ]
-We’re meeting and greeting.
-Alright. Charging. [ Defibrillator whines ]
-Everything’s okay. -Clear.
[ Electricity crackles ]
-Oh!
-[ Rachel gasping ]
-You okay?
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-Hey, hey. Maybe just give her a minute.
I don’t want you to put her back...
-Okay. -Overwhelm her or something.
-Are you okay? -I think she’s okay.
-Yeah, should we get her on the couch, too?
Want me to help you? -Yeah, yeah.
-Okay, thank you. -Yeah.
I’ll grab your shoes.
-Here we go. -Here?
-This is a first.
-Robin, I think I know what’s going on.
-What?
-I [bleep] got you, bro.
-Oh, come on, man!
-I got you, bro!
-Oh, Lord. Oh, man. -Oh!
Oh! -You, too?
You were in on it, too? -Yep!
-You got these nice people...? -Let’s go!
They were so nice. -...working on this?
Oh, man. -Got you so good!
Whaaaat? Let’s go!
Yes! -Oh, Lord.
-Eat it! I [bleep] got you, bro!
Eat it!
-The [bleep]? What is he doing?
-I don’t know. It is T-Pain.
-He’s just destroying [bleep].
-I’m sorry! [ Laughing ]
-That happened -- That happened once before.
There was no EMT with the charger before.
-I’m not gonna sit up here and act like
you didn’t do a good job. -Thank you.
-I like the grounded reality in this prank right now.
-Thank you, Kevin.
-And Robin was -- he bought it.
Like, he was in it.
-Well, it’s because we’re both heartthrobs.
-I feel like I won the prank war.
I really took into account to have a woman there.
Robin Thicke. Beautiful man. Can’t touch anybody.
Instant trouble. You never know.
-The only reason I think I won the prank is because
he actually jumped out of his seat in fear.
-His thing was to get me out of my seat.
My thing was to see him do absolutely nothing.
-And the winner is...
Robin Thicke.
-Oh, alright.
Alright. -Sure. Why not? Why not?
-Nice! Nice, Nick.
Thank you guys for watching "Celebrity Prank Wars."
Guys, we got more. We’re not done.
There’s more season, although we are getting warmed up
and the episodes continue to get better,
I want you to remember that they can only get bigger.
-Next time on the season finale of "Celebrity Prank Wars"...
-We’d never stab each other in the back.
-Can you throw an ax?
-Tip, you’re gonna stab me in the back.
-Oh! -Oh, my God.
-He just killed Duval!
-Get-back happens to be my specialty.
-Everyone, grab some tea... -What’s in the iced tea?
-...and we’re gonna do a toast.
-Booger sugar.
Mayhem! That’s Cannon right there.
-You alright? -I’m [bleep] up.