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This programme contains
some strong language
and some scenes of a sexual nature
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INTERCOM BUZZES
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Why don't you start by telling me
why you're here today?
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Er, the thing is,
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I've tried Spanish fly,
and creams...
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So you're impotent. OK.
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Martin... Can I call you Martin?
It's Meurig, actually.
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It's very important that we converse
freely, openly and candidly, OK?
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And that's something
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that I'll be encouraging you to do
with your penis as well.
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HE LAUGHS
Communicating with one's member
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engenders a sense
of trust and confidence.
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And you'll have to give him
a name as well.
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Him? Oh, unless it's a she,
perhaps, is it?
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You're asking me to name...
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Peter, Paul, Matthew, Mark, Luke,
John, Carol, whatever you like.
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This is a wind-up.
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I'm not going to...
I can't, um...talk to it.
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When was the last time
that you had sexual intercourse
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with your wife?
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18 months. Two years ago, maybe.
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And how would you feel about
inviting her to one of our sessions?
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No. No way.
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No, that's not happening.
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Not ever.
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Sorry.
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You know, Martin, I think
it's very likely
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that your lack of potency is due
to repressed psychological trauma.
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I don't think I've got trauma.
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It's repressed.
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I don't think it is. That's classic.
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Look, er...
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..what are my options
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if this, you and me,
don't work out, then?
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Well, I mean, there are a number
of medical treatments available,
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all fairly agricultural, in my
opinion. I'll try anything.
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Well, there's penile prosthesis,
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which is an operation under
general anaesthetic,
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which involves fixing inflatable
rods into the shaft of the penis,
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which are then inflated with a pump
hidden inside the ball sack.
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Anything else?
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Injections can be self-administered
into the base of the penis
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prior to intercourse.
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And then there's always
the new suppository,
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which involves inserting
a small pellet
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directly up and into the
urethra prior to sex.
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So any thoughts on a name, Martin?
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He sidesteps one...
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It's Walker, and it's a try!
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I'll see you.
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Walker? Hobbler, more like.
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Hey, I'm a finely tuned
athlete, thank you very much.
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With your two left feet?
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Where have you been? You didn't
come off that bloody bike again?
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Oh, I got stuck at work.
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Oh, there he is. Staying for a chat?
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You don't mind if I stay for one,
do you?
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No, come on, let's go home.
I'm freezing.
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See you later.
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All right? Enjoy that?
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Yeah! Yeah?
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SEAGULLS CRY
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Right, boys, come on.
Dirty kit off and straight in there.
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TV: ..shambolic farce...
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The kids are asleep.
Taken your insulin?
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Yes, I've taken my insulin.
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I think I'm going to go up myself.
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Coming?
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Just watching this.
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Why don't you come up?
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Yeah, I will.
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I'll be up after this.
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SHE WHISPERS: Meurig, come upstairs.
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Ffion, stop.
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I'm knackered, is all.
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Can't keep doing this.
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20 across - Christmas greenery.
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WOMAN: Conifer?
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Ah, nine letters. Ah.
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All right, we'll come back to that.
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Nine down - tempt, six letters.
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Entice.
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That's the one, that'll do nicely.
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Right. 13 across -
swollen or becoming swollen.
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Nine letters.
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First letter T, second letter U.
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Dear, oh, dear, these
are getting harder.
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Tumescent.
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Bloody hell, I think it is an' all.
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You're on fire, you are.
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I've always liked that word,
tumescent.
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Can you hear it?
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The way it turns and rolls
in the mouth?
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It's onomatopoeia,
if I'm not mistaken.
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Are you...
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..tumescent...
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..Colin?
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Shall I, um...
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..fill in the box?
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Oh, yeah, fill it in.
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Oh, now, having said
it's onomatopoeia...
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Just write it down, Colin.
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Yeah, right.
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T-U-M-E-S...
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Oh! Damn.
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What happened?
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My pencil snapped.
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Colin...
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..what if we were to meet
up in person?
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I mean, these past few months
getting to know you
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have been lovely,
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but wouldn't it be nice
to put a face to the voice?
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We could have a cup of tea and a
slice of cake...
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# Which is the name of the game
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# Watch the guy watch a dame
On any street in town
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# Up and down
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# And over and across
Romance is... #
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Hey.
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All arrived! Hey!
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What you think?
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Yeah. Yeah, it's good.
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25% commission on everything I sell,
thank you very much.
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I'm my own boss.
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Oh, God. Look at this one.
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How realistic it is,
with veins all over it.
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Brilliant.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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LAUGHTER IN NEXT ROOM
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I'm not being funny, but some
of these are massive.
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MORE LAUGHTER
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BAWDY CHATTER CONTINUES
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You ought to be locked up, you two.
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This one's got a bit of give, mind.
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That one's like a rolling pin.
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WOMEN LAUGH
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HE KNOCKS
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Evening, ladies.
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Oh! Here comes the stripper!
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ALL: Oooh!
HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
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Alys, can I borrow you?
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Bugger off, Peet.
We don't need you no more.
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We've got batteries now.
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Excuse me.
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Take the whip with you, Alys!
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OTHERS WHOOP
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How's it going in there?
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Ceri's already a bottle of Blue Nun
down, can you tell? Mm.
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Oh, but, Peet, I love it. I do.
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I've sold three vibrators, four sets
of stockings,
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two fluffy handcuffs
and a chocolate cock.
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Oh, that's, that's, that's great,
that is. Well done.
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I feel like a proper businesswoman.
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Well, I am now, with this. It's what
I am. I'm a businesswoman.
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I'm really proud of you.
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Listen, you...
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you haven't told the girls,
have you, about...
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About what?
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Oh, Peet. No.
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Do you really think I would?
No, I know that.
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It's just that I could hear you
laughing and I thought...
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Nobody's laughing at you, Peet.
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This isn't about you, for once.
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I'd better get back to it.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Sorry, ladies.
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LAUGHTER CONTINUES
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HE GASPS
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Gentlemen...
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..start your engines.
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BOTH LAUGH
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Hello.
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Hello.
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TOMMY MOANS
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh... N...No...
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Stop, stop, stop!
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Just stop for a sec.
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You're in agony. I'll be all right.
Tommy, Tommy... Just give me a sec.
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Just stop, it's not worth it.
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I could...
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I could finish you.
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Let's leave it,
shall we, for tonight?
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I've got to be up early for school.
All right.
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This has to change.
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We should be prepared to routinely
ask our patients
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about sexual function.
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Managing sexual dysfunction
is an integral part
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of providing diabetes care.
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But men kill themselves over this,
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and the numbers are astonishing.
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40% of diabetic men in their 40s
suffer from some form of impotence.
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This is the most neglected
complication of diabetes
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and we don't talk about it.
Not ever.
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Meanwhile, there are men out there,
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so many men, suffering in silence.
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Dr Pearce? This is... Eshaan.
Eshaan Mallick.
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Dylan. How do you do?
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It's lovely to meet you.
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Eshaan works at Pfizer.
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I have something I think
will be of interest to you.
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And it's a pill? A single pill.
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Eshaan.
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If this is real, this is...
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It's Kinsey, it's penicillin.
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Let's not get carried away.
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Until we start clinical trials,
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nobody really knows
what's going on.
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I have to lead that trial.
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It has to be me.
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You need me,
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my impotence clinics,
my diabetes clinics,
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all of my work published at the BMJ,
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because I am telling you now,
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I am promising you,
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you won't find anyone who knows more
about impotence than me.
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That trial is mine.
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This pill has to work.
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TANNOY: Dr Matthews to reception,
please.
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There's a lady waiting. Thank you.
Dr Matthews, please.
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You haven't got five minutes,
have you, doc?
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Excuse me?
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Er, a few of the boys,
the other porters,
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I overheard them talking
about your line of work.
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Something about a trial?
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Come with me.
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And you didn't have any issues
achieving an erection
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before your diabetes diagnosis?
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None.
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I only turned 40 last year.
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Well, the good news is there
are treatments available.
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I've tried them. Nothing works.
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Cos the therapist, she said...
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What therapist? The one...
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..from the back of a
girlie magazine.
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Not mine, one of the boys in work.
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Why don't I make an appointment
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so we can talk all this through in
more detail at my impotence clinic?
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It's just,
it's my anniversary coming up
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and...my wife, Ffion,
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she, she, she had breast cancer
and she lost her...
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She had a mastectomy?
Double mastectomy.
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And she thinks all of this
is her fault and it's not.
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Well, there is a trial, it's true.
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It's a new drug that could
potentially allow men like yourself
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to achieve and sustain an erection
by simply taking a pill.
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A pill?
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No injections, no implanting?
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Just a pill.
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We'll be recruiting men
over the next few days.
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I assume this is something
you would be interested in?
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A pill?
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Come on, ladies, keep it up now.
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MUSIC: Gonna Make You Sweat
by C+C Music Factory
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Keep going. Hands. Star jumps.
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And up, up!
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Higher!
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Looking good.
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Keep it up.
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And step. Good. That's it.
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One, two, that's it. High knees...
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Oh, my God,
are you actually kidding me?
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00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,400
Chomping on a Chomp? What?
264
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,160
My blood sugar.
Thought I was going to pass out.
265
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,320
Blood sugar, my eye.
266
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,920
Moira, I'm diabetic.
267
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,080
It's a very serious condition.
268
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,400
All right, fine, fine.
269
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,960
I just fancied a Chomp, that's all.
270
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,480
I was sweating bullets in there.
271
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,840
I knew it. Come on, chuck one over.
272
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,800
Thanks.
273
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:37,840
Did I tell you we've got
this new trial in work?
274
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,560
A clinical trial.
275
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,840
Sounds fascinating.
276
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:41,880
No, it is.
277
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,640
It's for diabetics.
278
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,640
Diabetic men who can't...
279
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,040
who can't get it up.
280
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,560
What's that got to do with me?
281
00:16:56,560 --> 00:17:00,120
Oh, Tommy! Moira, I'm not
having this conversation with you.
282
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,440
Just listen to me.
283
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,800
It's a pill.
284
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,200
No more injections.
285
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:12,240
Point is, they've picked us to run
the trial at Morriston.
286
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,880
The trial's only really open
to heterosexual men.
287
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,440
Well, what's new? Well, the ultimate
goal, apparently,
288
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,080
is vaginal penetration.
289
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,480
Moira, I'm not having vaginal
penetration!
290
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,440
That's not what I'm saying.
291
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,400
I know that you're not straight.
292
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,240
But they don't have to know that.
293
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,360
Do they?
294
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,760
Hey. Where are you off?
295
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,080
Picked up an early shift.
296
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,840
You didn't say anything.
297
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,360
Meurig.
298
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,520
Right.
299
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,560
Happy anniversary to you and all.
300
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,720
The porn's arrived.
301
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,840
Have you watched? How is it?
Well, let's just say
302
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,480
that I'm looking forward
to my next visit from the plumber
303
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:21,520
and leave it at that.
304
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,080
Where did you get it?
305
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,800
At Newport, that little sex shop
just outside the city centre.
306
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:27,960
What did you say?
307
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,160
I said it was for science.
308
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,280
What did they say?
309
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,680
They said it was the best line
they'd ever heard.
310
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,720
Ooh, and gave me
a free tube of lube for my troubles.
311
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:36,840
HE LAUGHS
312
00:18:56,080 --> 00:19:01,280
The trial is open to diabetic men
between the ages of 40 and 65.
313
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,440
It will run for around four
weeks in total
314
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,680
and is completely confidential.
315
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,680
Here's an information sheet.
316
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,280
You can take it home with
you, have a read.
317
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,640
Come back with any questions.
318
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,120
There'll be dirty videos to watch.
319
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,520
Where do I sign?
320
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:35,120
For the first stage, there
will be two visits to the hospital
321
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:39,760
where you will be given either
a placebo or the real thing
322
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,960
and hooked up to a strain gauge.
323
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,520
On your second visit,
324
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,120
if you received the placebo
on your first,
325
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:49,840
then you'll get the real thing,
and vice versa.
326
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,600
A strain...? Gauge.
327
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:55,920
It's a plastic hoop fitted
around the shaft of the penis
328
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,080
and connected to a
rigimetric device,
329
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,760
to measure the hardness of any
erection.
330
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:01,960
Oh.
331
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,720
Doo-doo.
332
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,440
What a world!
333
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,840
For the second stage,
we will be inviting you
334
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:14,840
to take some tablets home with you.
To enjoy with your wife.
335
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:25,040
And you can take some tablets home
with you. Oh.
336
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,640
To enjoy with your wife.
337
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,760
Thank you.
338
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,240
She'll be delighted.
339
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,040
Anything else?
340
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,720
That'll be £4.42.
341
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,360
Excuse me, love,
where do you keep the johnnies?
342
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,520
SHE SOBS
343
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,760
Fi... I'm OK, I'm OK...
344
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,200
I, um...
345
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,120
..I think Meurig's having an affair.
346
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,760
Please don't lie to me.
347
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,040
Fi, I wouldn't. Is he? No.
348
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,360
Why?
349
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:17,440
Just... He barely looks at me.
350
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,000
He hasn't touched me in
God knows how long.
351
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,960
Nah, there's no way he's off
shagging.
352
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,240
He knows he's punching.
353
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,280
We all do.
354
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,560
What's he said, then?
355
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,600
Nothing.
356
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,360
We hardly talk.
357
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:44,280
I mean, we talk, but not
about anything.
358
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,600
It's me.
359
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,200
I'm not attractive to him any more.
360
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,680
No, bollocks.
361
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,760
And if he doesn't want you,
I'll have you.
362
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,680
I would. I'd bloody run away with
you right now.
363
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,880
Come on, let's go.
364
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,760
Hey.
365
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,120
Don't say anything.
366
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,800
If he is off shagging another
woman...
367
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,840
..I'm not sure I want to know.
368
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,200
Thank you.
369
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,200
All right?
370
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,280
I did your guttering last year.
371
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,560
That's right.
372
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,600
Park Avenue.
373
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:13,360
Must be... Yeah, yeah,
definitely you. No.
374
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:16,240
Meurig Jenkins? Colin White?
375
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,480
Oh, here you go.
376
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,680
Follow me. Thanks.
377
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,720
We're not going in together, are we?
378
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:26,640
No, we've got a few clinical rooms.
I was going to say, bit cosy.
379
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,200
Meurig, come with me.
380
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,680
Colin, you're with Marie. Right.
381
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,080
Best of luck.
382
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,640
Dr Pearce will be through
in just a moment.
383
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:48,600
Some water for you there,
and tissues if you need them.
384
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:52,000
We'll have the cleaner in after,
so no need to hold back.
385
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,720
They'll give the walls a good wipe
down, ceiling too.
386
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,520
Ceiling? If my Steve's
anything to go by.
387
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,800
Ah, Meurig. Welcome, welcome.
All right, doc?
388
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,600
If you could drop your trousers
and pop yourself on the bed for us.
389
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,800
So...
390
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:26,680
..there are two parts to this.
391
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:32,200
First, you'll fit the strain gauge
yourself,
392
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:35,320
looping it over the penis like so.
393
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,680
Then you'll take the pill,
wait 20 minutes,
394
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,600
and then press play on the video.
395
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,800
By the time we collect you,
396
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:45,480
you should be back to your
natural state, so to speak,
397
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,040
though I promise to knock first.
LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
398
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,240
If you'd like to drop your pants?
399
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,720
And secure the strain gauge.
400
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,960
How's that feeling? Good, I think.
401
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,080
May I...?
402
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,880
Should be nice and snug,
but not too tight.
403
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,320
Most action I've had in years, this.
404
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,360
Sorry. I'm a bit nervous.
405
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:36,080
Understandable.
406
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:41,400
It's my anniversary tonight,
so...this would be a welcome gift.
407
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,800
Everything crossed. Moira?
408
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,920
Do we know if this is the real
thing or...? We don't.
409
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,320
It's a blind trial.
410
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,760
Oh, you mean now? Please.
411
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,000
Right.
412
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,680
Any problems, we'll be just outside.
413
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,480
CLOCK TICKS
414
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,640
WATCH TICKS
415
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,640
Travelled far?
416
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,680
Dinefwr. Oh.
417
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,600
What is it you do?
418
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,040
Accountant, for my sins.
419
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,200
You?
420
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:53,920
Oh, yeah, odd jobs. Construction,
mainly, and guttering.
421
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,560
I think you're confusing me
with someone else.
422
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,480
I get that a lot.
423
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,880
I swear it was you. Tommy Cadogan?
Yes?
424
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,040
Edward O'Connor?
425
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,080
Aye. Peetham Shah?
426
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:09,440
If you've finished with the forms,
we'll take you through now.
427
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,920
WOMAN ON TV: I haven't seen you here
before, at the gym.
428
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:40,960
I'm the new trainer.
429
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,520
My name is Derek.
430
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,640
WOMAN ON TV: Don't stop!
431
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:48,280
ENTHUSIASTIC MOANING ON SCREEN
432
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,560
Oh, I love it!
433
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,840
MUSIC PLAYS
434
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:58,360
MAN ON TV: Yeah!
435
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:03,760
MAN ON TV: The first session is
always complimentary,
436
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:04,880
but only if you...
437
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,000
SLEAZY MUSIC PLAYS
438
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,120
MOANING ON SCREEN
439
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,760
WOMAN: Oh, yeah.
440
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,560
Oh. Oh!
441
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,480
Communicating with one's
member
442
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,240
engenders a sense of trust and
confidence,
443
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:36,320
and you'll have to give him
a name as well.
444
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:41,080
THERAPIST: Peter, Paul, Matthew,
Mark, Luke, John, Carol...
445
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,240
Hello.
446
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,560
..anything you like.
447
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:45,720
Can you hear me?
448
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,120
MOANING CONTINUES ON TV
449
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,480
Champ.
450
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,320
Hallelujah.
451
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,280
VIDEOTAPE EJECTS
452
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:13,160
MUSIC: Hallelujah Chorus
from Handel's Messiah
453
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,080
CLOCK KEEPS TICKING
454
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,560
MUSIC: Hallelujah Chorus
455
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,200
All right?
456
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,800
All right?
457
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,640
How did it go? Good.
458
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,680
Fighting fit.
459
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,280
Got hard, did you?
460
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,680
Yeah. I was being subtle.
461
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,160
Me too, eh? Cheers to us.
462
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,840
Hey, we should celebrate.
463
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,080
Oh, no, I've got to get back...
Oh, bollocks to that!
464
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:06,480
We'll have a cold one.
Hey, boys. Fancy a pint?
465
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:11,600
Thanks, but I've got my bike and...
We'd love a pint. Come on, then.
466
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:15,200
MUSIC: Parklife
by Blur
467
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,600
# Confidence is a preference
468
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:37,840
# For the eventual voyeur
of what is known as... Parklife! #
469
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,800
Hold on.
Let me get this straight.
470
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,160
You just said you think you're in
love with her.
471
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,480
But you've never met her?
472
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,920
Well, not in person.
473
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,240
What other way is there?
474
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,040
Well, we found each other
in the Lonely Hearts column.
475
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,640
THEY LAUGH
476
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,640
I'm serious.
477
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,080
We've talked for hours on the phone.
478
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,240
I mean, there's been others,
don't get me wrong.
479
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,240
Others? Phone pals. Oh, aye.
480
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,280
But no-one like Teresa.
481
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,960
Not since my Catherine passed away.
482
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,320
Oh, don't tell the doctor that.
483
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:06,640
How long were you married?
484
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,640
27 wonderful years.
485
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:14,400
Aye, she may have gone, but she'll
always be with me, in here.
486
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,200
And this new piece of fluff?
487
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,400
Teresa, but I'm not sure I'd
describe her quite like that.
488
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,760
Well, you listen to me now.
489
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:23,800
You want to pull your finger out
your arsehole
490
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,600
and get over there
and tell that Teresa to her face
491
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:27,960
how you feel about her.
492
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,040
Oh, I couldn't.
493
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,760
What if she wanted more?
494
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,280
You know, more than a bit of dirty
talk?
495
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,400
Well, what with my - our -
condition...
496
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,240
..you know, what would I say?
What would I do?
497
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,640
I tried one of those pumps once,
but it left me black and blue.
498
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,480
Hey, it's all changed now
with this new pill, anyway.
499
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:48,680
Men again, huh?
500
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:53,160
My Seren's counting down the hours
until I bring them tablets home.
501
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,520
HE LAUGHS
502
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,240
Hey, it'll be like the last days
in Rome in Skewen.
503
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,320
I'm not sure
I'd even know where to start,
504
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:02,160
it's been so long.
Hey, I'll draw you a picture.
505
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,000
Yeah, Eddie's right.
506
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,640
The world's our oyster.
507
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,080
Hey, I'm surprised by you,
that you're afflicted.
508
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,000
Why's that, then?
509
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,480
Well, you don't expect it
of somebody who drives a Mercedes.
510
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,040
THEY LAUGH
511
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,720
What have I said now?
What haven't you said?
512
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,560
I can't believe we're talking
about all this.
513
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:21,680
About what?
514
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,760
This, us, knobs.
515
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,120
Because we're always thinking
about it, aren't we?
516
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:31,240
Just...never say it out loud,
517
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,520
wouldn't dream of it.
518
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,800
And yet, you know, here we are.
519
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,040
It's nice, though, isn't it?
520
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,160
To have a chat.
521
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,160
Hey, cheers, lads.
522
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,800
Cheers.
523
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,280
All right, boys, that's me.
524
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:52,520
Hey, sit down. You're having
another one.
525
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,760
20 minutes, no, really, really,
I got to go.
526
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,760
It's my anniversary.
527
00:32:56,760 --> 00:33:00,840
And you, Casanova, you should
go for it.
528
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,640
Right. Ta-ra, boys.
529
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,960
Aye. Ta-ra.
530
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,600
BARMAN: Yes, sir, what can I get
you? Same again, please.
531
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,720
PHONE RINGS
532
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,720
WOMAN: Hello?
533
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,120
Hello, Teresa.
534
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,440
Yeah, it's me. Who's me? Colin.
535
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:23,680
FLATLY: Oh, Colin.
536
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,600
Yeah. Um...
537
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:30,360
I wanted to say...
I've been a right twat.
538
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,960
Can't argue with you there.
539
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:38,640
I'm phoning to ask... To tell you
that...we should meet.
540
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,520
I see.
541
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,600
Where is it you're taking me, then?
542
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,480
What are we doing here? 7.30,
you said the table was booked for.
543
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:51,800
Yes, I won't be a minute now.
544
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,160
I just have to run in and get
those boots.
545
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,040
They'll still be here next week.
546
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,040
Pete was upset.
547
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,120
And we're here now.
548
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,160
All right.
549
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,240
Let's go in for a drink.
550
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,320
Ffion!
551
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,840
What? Got time for a quick half.
552
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:11,280
Come on.
553
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,280
Right, you go in.
554
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,400
Where is everyone? Don't know.
555
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,600
Ffion?
556
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,760
Open the door.
557
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,440
ALL: Surprise!
558
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,280
Happy anniversary.
559
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,080
BOY: It was a surprise! Well done!
560
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,400
Oh, where the hell have you been?
561
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,680
I've been worried sick.
562
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:27,760
Went for a walk.
563
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,200
Well, I've been home hours.
564
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,160
You could have left a note.
565
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,240
Well? How'd it go?
566
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,040
No.
567
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,800
Maybe on the next visit.
568
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,960
There's no way I'm going back.
569
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,360
You know they made me watch
straight porn?
570
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,480
Oh. Remember last year,
we had the gutters done
571
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:59,240
by that man who just never shut up?
Well, he was there on the trial.
572
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:03,000
And if he remembers me,
he'll remember you.
573
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,240
What did Moira say?
574
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:05,280
Nothing.
575
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,560
Doesn't matter anyway,
I'm not going back.
576
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,640
I'm done.
577
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,800
OK. If that's what you want.
578
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:15,840
Yeah, it is.
579
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,560
And...
580
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,960
..I've been thinking.
581
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,680
You should, you know...
582
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:27,800
..take a lover.
583
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,200
Oh. Take a lover?
584
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:36,880
I wouldn't want to know the details,
obviously, but I understand.
585
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:42,680
So what I'm saying is,
I'm giving you, er, permission.
586
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,080
That's nice of you.
587
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,120
Well, there's that Scottish lad
who works at the petrol station.
588
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,560
Or Eduardo from work.
I'm being serious.
589
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,560
Oh, so am I. I'll have them both.
590
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,520
Oh, Rhys! This isn't a joke.
591
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,720
Tommy, you've got to stop getting
yourself so worked up.
592
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,600
It's not like we can't do
other stuff, is it? You tell me.
593
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:02,720
Oh, not this again, right?
594
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,880
I am not going to keep apologising
to you
595
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,880
for having a wank in the shower.
596
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,480
People wank. Men wank. That's..
I don't.
597
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,080
I don't want to fight with you.
598
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,080
I don't want to fight with you.
599
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,960
You should go back for
the next visit. No.
600
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,320
Not for me.
601
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:33,520
For you.
602
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:40,280
MUSIC: Step On
by Happy Mondays
603
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:04,440
Oh, my God, do you remember?
604
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,680
INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION
605
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,920
Just give me a second, yeah?
I'll be back in a minute.
606
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:28,520
What do you reckon?
607
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:33,680
Her name's Cara. She's 32 and she
goes like the clappers.
608
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,160
I can barely keep up.
609
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,760
Oh, it's filth, mate.
610
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,640
Seems nice.
611
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,120
You all right?
612
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:42,760
Fine.
613
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,080
How's everything, you know, at home?
614
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,640
What?
615
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,720
Well, nothing. It's...
616
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,160
Just something Ffion said.
617
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,960
Nothing bad...I think.
618
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,480
Well, I don't know.
619
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,920
She was just a bit upset,
that's all.
620
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,160
Upset about what?
621
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,960
Why's she talking to you about it?
622
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,640
Meurig, it's not a big deal, man.
623
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,000
Sounds like it is. What's she said?
624
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,560
FFION ON MICROPHONE: Can I have
a bit of hush, please?
625
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,880
Tell me what she said! Hello? Hiya.
626
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,440
Thank you, diolch.
627
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:25,440
So, 15 years ago,
I married the love of my life.
628
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,920
ALL: Aw!
629
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,080
Now, I know a lot of you
already know
630
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,520
that the last few years, they
haven't been easy for us.
631
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,720
Bollocks to cancer,
that's all I have to say about that.
632
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:41,440
And a lot of you will know
that Meurig turned 40 last year,
633
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,880
and we weren't able to celebrate
because of everything going on.
634
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:49,880
So I wanted to get everyone
together for a big piss-up, yes?
635
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,680
ALL CHEER
636
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:56,640
But also, well, to say thank you
to Meurig.
637
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,640
My husband, my school sweetheart.
638
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:00,800
SOMEONE WOLF-WHISTLES
639
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,520
For everything.
640
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:05,960
Aww.
641
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,960
That's lovely, isn't it?
642
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,200
I love you.
643
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:13,840
Aww!
644
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,080
OK.
645
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,760
Right, let's get pissed, shall we?
646
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,320
CHEERING
647
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:29,360
Thank you. Cheers.
648
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:33,320
MUSIC: I'm Coming Home
by Tom Jones
649
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,680
Come on.
650
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:35,960
It's our song.
651
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:39,600
Don't show me up.
652
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,560
Just hold me.
653
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:47,920
Just hold me.
654
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,000
What did you say to Leigh, then?
655
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,360
He reckons you were upset.
656
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,280
I told him I thought
you were cheating on me.
657
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,440
What?
658
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,640
Are you? Having an affair?
659
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,000
What sort of question is that?
Or is it me?
660
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,240
Because if it is...
661
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,080
..I get it.
662
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,120
I really do.
663
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,200
You stayed because I was sick,
664
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,480
because what kind of man
would you have been
665
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,040
to have walked out?
666
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,240
Now I'm not.
667
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:48,560
So you can go, if that's
what you want.
668
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,480
You've lost the plot. Meurig...
You have.
669
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,280
..you can barely look at me,
let alone touch me.
670
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,520
Huh?
671
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,200
What's happening to us?
672
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,240
Oh!
673
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,600
I think you should stay
at your mum's for a bit.
674
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,920
What's that supposed to mean?
675
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,880
I think you've fallen out of love
with me.
676
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,200
No.
677
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,640
I think we're over.
We are not over. Can you just go?
678
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:28,880
Please.
679
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,920
Just... Just go.
680
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,480
It's not you.
681
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,480
SHE SIGHS
682
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,400
I can't...
683
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,720
Can't what? What can't you do,
Meurig?!
684
00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:44,000
I can't have sex. Because of me?
685
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,560
Because I'm impotent.
686
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,840
What did you just say?
687
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,440
Since the diabetes...
688
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,920
What's the diabetes
got to do with anything?
689
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:02,560
They think it's linked with vessels
or nerve damage or something...
690
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,600
Who thinks this? The doctor!
691
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,680
Jesus, Ffion, I'm trying
to tell you.
692
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,920
You're impotent?
693
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,320
Wait, hang on.
694
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:18,200
You let me think it was me
for all this time?
695
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:24,360
I asked and I asked you and I begged
you to tell me what was wrong,
696
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,480
and you said nothing.
697
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:27,200
I know. Have you got any idea
698
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,800
of the crap that's been going round
my head
699
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,120
for the last 18 months?!
700
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:33,920
Is he...
701
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,160
Is he bored of me?
702
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:40,280
Should I try a new technique?
Like, buy sexier underwear?
703
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,720
And the whole time, you knew!
704
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,160
Oh, my God.
705
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:49,560
You knew!
706
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,000
What was I supposed to say?
707
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,120
I was ashamed.
708
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:04,000
This isn't meant to happen
to men my age.
709
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,520
I didn't know what to do.
710
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,520
I didn't know what to do.
711
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,320
Look at us.
712
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:07,560
No tits, no cock.
713
00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:14,120
I used to love sex.
714
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,560
Shagging you.
715
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,120
In the beginning.
716
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:26,480
Then you wake up one day
and it's two kids and a mortgage
717
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:30,800
and a job and a life...
A big, full life,
718
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:34,840
and it all becomes routine.
719
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,640
Just something you do.
720
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,200
And why didn't you say something?
721
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,320
If that's how you felt?
722
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:47,160
Because that's...that's what I've
missed.
723
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:53,240
The routine sex, the scheduled sex,
724
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:57,160
the...the Saturday morning sex
with my husband.
725
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,920
Just lying there with you.
726
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:07,160
You, Meurig.
727
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,760
I've missed YOU.
728
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:15,880
I'm right here.
729
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,200
Yeah, but you haven't been, have
you?
730
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:20,960
Not really.
731
00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:24,280
Not for a long while now.
732
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:30,760
That's all going to change.
733
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:31,800
Oh, right?
734
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:39,280
I'm on a trial, a clinical trial
at the hospital, for a pill. What?
735
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,600
It's a new drug... What? ..to
treat... What are you talking about?
736
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,320
It's a clinical trial.
737
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,800
What? A clinical trial? Yeah.
738
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Are you ser...? How have you kept
all this from me, huh?
739
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,320
I'm meant to be your wife.
740
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:57,040
I didn't want to tell you until
I knew it was going to work.
741
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,360
I didn't want to worry you.
742
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,920
What?! I've had one dose, and
nothing.
743
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,640
But it could have been a placebo.
744
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,200
And next time, hopefully,
it's the real thing.
745
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:11,520
And if it works, it's going to make
everything normal again.
746
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,200
It's going to make everything
better.
747
00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:20,280
Ffion...
748
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:25,480
..please talk to me.
749
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,920
What are you thinking?
750
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,320
I'm thinking, God...
751
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,400
..I want you inside me.
752
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,920
HE CHUCKLES QUIETLY
753
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,320
He hath risen!
754
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,480
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
755
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:00,520
Peet.
756
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,320
Are you drunk?
757
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:05,680
Blasted blotto, I am.
758
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,760
Bloody hell, where've you been?
759
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:12,040
With the boozer, down the...
With the boys down the boozer.
760
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,360
HE LAUGHS
761
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,280
Right.
762
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,240
I haven't had friends since school.
763
00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:20,440
Did you drive? No, I got a taxi.
764
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:21,480
Come here.
765
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,080
Oh, God, you stink.
766
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,880
I love you, darling.
767
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,440
OK, that's nice. I love you too.
Now let's get you to bed. Nooo...
768
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,040
Listen to me, Alys.
769
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:33,760
It worked.
770
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:36,560
It really worked.
771
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,280
It's going to be OK now,
me and you.
772
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:43,360
We're going to be OK.
773
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:00,200
How's that feeling?
774
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,240
Good. Not too tight.
775
00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:05,080
Let's hope this is the one.
776
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:08,480
Best of luck.
777
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,200
CLOCK TICKS
778
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:30,240
MUSIC: Moving On Up by M People
779
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:35,040
# Just who do you think you are?
780
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,520
# Take it like a man, baby
781
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,680
# If that's what you are
782
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:40,960
# Cos I'm movin' on up
783
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,720
# You're movin' on out
784
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:44,720
# Movin' on up
785
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:47,000
# Nothing can stop me
786
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,560
# Movin' on up... #
787
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:50,680
Oh, yeah!
788
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,680
# Movin' on up
789
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:54,720
# Nothing can stop me
790
00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:56,120
# Movin' on up
791
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,080
# You're movin' on out
792
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,000
# Time to break free
793
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,240
# Nothing can stop me
794
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,720
# Movin' on up, movin' on up,
movin' on up
795
00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:20,920
# Movin' on up, movin' on up,
movin' on up
796
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,960
# Movin' on up
797
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,280
# You're movin' on out
798
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:26,920
# Movin' on up
799
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,080
# Nothing can stop me
800
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,120
# Movin' on up
801
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,920
# You're movin' on out
802
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,680
# Time to break free
803
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,480
# Nothing can stop me
804
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,240
# Movin'
805
00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:39,760
# Movin'
806
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:42,160
# Time to break free
807
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,680
# Nothing can stop me. #
808
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,080
SHE SWITCHES VACUUM CLEANER OFF
809
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,320
What's the matter?
810
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:53,480
You look weird.
811
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:56,640
It works.
812
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,880
Get off?
813
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,640
For the final stage
of the trial,
814
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,640
we'll be sending you home
with a number of tablets
815
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,080
and we'll be asking you to keep
a diary
816
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:11,080
to record your sexual experiences.
817
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,880
I'm no Dylan Thomas, doc.
818
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,480
It's a tick-box diary.
819
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:16,840
Very simple.
820
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,720
One a day. No more, no less.
821
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,680
No placebos this time.
822
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,120
Just the real thing.
823
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:31,480
Thank you.
824
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:40,520
You're like Father Christmas,
you are.
825
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:45,000
Diary!
826
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:47,280
Thank you.
827
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:48,480
Before we give you any pills,
828
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,560
we just want to double-check
some of our data with you.
829
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,960
On your first visit, you told us
that you achieved an erection.
830
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,960
Yeah, that's right.
831
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,080
Miracle, it was.
832
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,720
Then this morning, you took
the second and final hospital dose,
833
00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:04,120
which also... Stiff as a board.
834
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:11,480
This is a printout of the
radiometric data from both sessions.
835
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:16,400
The stress analysis shows that,
in fact,
836
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:20,400
you did not achieve
an erection on either day.
837
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:21,760
Well, it's wrong.
838
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:24,440
With all clinical trials,
839
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,560
it's really important that patients
are honest.
840
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,600
I was honest.
841
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,200
This isn't easy.
842
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,400
I get that.
843
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:35,600
But the truth is that not 100%
of medicines are effective
844
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,280
for 100% of people,
100% of the time.
845
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,080
Eddie?
846
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,680
Three meetings,
they called this week.
847
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:01,080
Oh, and then Carla starts
running her gums...
848
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,440
Oh, Carla doesn't know her arse from
her elbow.
849
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:04,960
I know that, but she's deputy head,
850
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,720
so I've got to sit there and pretend
I'm listening, and then...
851
00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:10,600
Look, I was back up at the hospital
today. What, for the trial?
852
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:14,080
I didn't want to say anything in
case it didn't work. Did it work?
853
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:18,040
Yes. Tommy, bloody hell, why didn't
you say?
854
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:21,320
There's me banging on about Carla.
How was it?
855
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:22,760
How do you feel? I don't know.
856
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,880
They gave me some of the tablets
to use at home.
857
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:27,320
Are you joking? No.
858
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:29,080
Well, where are they now?
At the house.
859
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:33,280
Then what are we doing here?
Rhys, Rhys, Rhys, wait a minute.
860
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:36,360
I thought maybe we could, you know,
make a night of it.
861
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,360
Go out and have a nice meal,
like a proper date.
862
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:41,240
Oh, what, do you want to wear
white on your wedding day and all?
863
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:44,360
I think that ship sailed
a very long time ago.
864
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:45,840
Well, come on, we'll go out.
865
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,480
We'll go to Vivaldi's.
866
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,880
And then I can take advantage of
you.
867
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,040
RHYS LAUGHS
868
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,440
Hello. Hello. All right?
869
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:56,480
Hello.
870
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,480
Peet? In here, love.
871
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,280
What's all this? Presents for you.
872
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:13,120
And an apology from me for being...
873
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:15,600
Well, you know, but that was before.
874
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,960
Things are going
to be different now.
875
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:19,000
Go on, open them.
876
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,840
Don't look so scared.
877
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:27,480
They're business cards.
878
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:28,680
And if you turn them over,
879
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,920
there's a little picture of a dildo
on the back.
880
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,400
Very funny.
881
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,360
Do you like them?
Yeah, I love them. They're fab.
882
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,880
Thank you. Don't forget that one.
883
00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:45,600
PILLS RATTLE
884
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:46,880
What's this?
885
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,040
Oh. No placebos.
886
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,080
Just the real thing.
887
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:54,680
That's what they said.
888
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:01,480
I thought you'd be pleased.
No, I am. I am. Yeah, that's great.
889
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,120
Do you want to..?
890
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,000
I've got to put the shopping away.
891
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,880
Tonight, then.
892
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:10,720
We'll have a nice dinner before, is
it?
893
00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:13,120
Yeah. Yeah, OK.
894
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,160
HE BREATHES DEEPLY
895
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,560
ENGINE STARTS
896
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:06,480
HE COUGHS
897
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,240
HE COUGHS AGAIN
898
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:23,960
HE SPLUTTERS
899
00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:27,280
Eddie?
900
00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:40,960
The nurse said she couldn't tell me
anything, patient confidentiality.
901
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:43,920
But I'm glad I came
because whatever's going on,
902
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,600
this is not the answer.
903
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,240
Didn't work.
904
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,160
Clearly. No, the tablets.
905
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:56,040
They didn't work. Nothing has.
906
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:58,960
But you said...
I know what I said.
907
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,120
I've been lying through my teeth.
908
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,560
This is the first time you've done
anything like this?
909
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:06,600
Yes.
910
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:13,360
What was going through your bloody
head?
911
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,400
I just...
912
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:17,880
I just...
913
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:22,320
I don't know how I'll ever look
the boys in the eye again,
914
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:24,920
anyone in the eye, knowing what I
am.
915
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:28,760
I'm a weak man.
916
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:32,000
Half a man.
917
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:35,720
You know, I was lying there watching
that porn
918
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:37,320
and those men pumping away,
919
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:38,840
not a bloody worry in the world.
920
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:41,640
And I can't do that, can I?
921
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,920
I can't compete with that.
922
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:45,080
And I just felt...
923
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,560
I felt so, um...
924
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,320
Inadequate. Yeah.
925
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:55,360
It's not just me, though, is it?
926
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:58,120
You know, I promised her that
this was going to work.
927
00:57:58,120 --> 00:57:59,720
It was going to fix me, finally.
928
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:03,240
But all I'm doing is letting
her down again and again and again.
929
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:05,120
Do you love her? Of course I do.
930
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:08,120
And does she love you?
931
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:09,840
Yeah.
932
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,080
"Why can't you just pee out of it
and be happy?"
933
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,480
That's what she said to me
when this all started.
934
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:16,200
Well, there you are, then.
935
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,680
Yeah, if you believe that.
936
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,480
I met Catrin when I was 19.
937
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:27,520
We were married at 21, and I was
impotent by the age of 39.
938
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:29,400
What do they say - life begins at
40?
939
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,280
Well, I thought mine was over.
940
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:33,280
My marriage, my life, everything.
941
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,680
But it wasn't true.
942
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:41,760
And those years we had together,
after...
943
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:44,320
They were the best we ever had.
944
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:48,000
And then she died.
945
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,360
She was taken away.
946
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:53,360
And I would have given anything,
anything...
947
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:57,000
..to have had more time with her.
948
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,520
Well, you've got that time.
949
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:01,920
Don't go throwing it away now over
this,
950
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,400
because I'm telling you,
951
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:05,600
I know for a fact,
you haven't got to.
952
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:09,960
So what do I do?
953
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:11,440
Go back.
954
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,360
Finish the trial.
955
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,760
If the tablets work at all, great.
956
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:18,440
If not, que sera, sera.
957
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:21,480
Or, as my lovely mother would put
it, fuck 'em all.
958
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:22,520
HE LAUGHS
959
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:27,640
Here.
960
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:28,680
Ta.
961
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:42,400
MOANING
962
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,800
Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
963
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,160
Hey, over that way a bit.
964
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,240
No, no, no.
965
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,840
I've got to get ready for work,
that's all.
966
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:12,960
I just need to do this.
967
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:46,000
Why didn't you tell me
all this before?
968
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,680
I'm meant to be your best mate.
969
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:49,760
It's not something you want
to shout about, is it?
970
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:54,000
So these pills, they do the trick?
971
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:57,640
But?
972
01:00:57,640 --> 01:01:00,000
MEURIG SIGHS
973
01:00:57,640 --> 01:01:00,000
Oh, I don't know.
974
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:04,640
I thought that getting it up again
would solve everything,
975
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:09,760
that me and Ffi, we'd go back to
like it was before all this,
976
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:11,440
before she got sick.
977
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:21,080
It feels like I was failing her
before when I couldn't...
978
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:25,480
And now I can, I'm failing her
all over again.
979
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,960
What would you do if you were me?
980
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:32,520
I don't know, mate. Please!
981
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:35,000
Lee, if I don't fix this,
982
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,560
I'm going to lose her.
983
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,680
Bloody hell, mate,
what would I know?
984
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:40,200
What did you do before?
985
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,000
You know, before all this.
986
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,640
I don't know, go out...
987
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,520
..on a date.
988
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:48,160
I'd cook her a curry.
989
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:49,560
We'd have a laugh.
990
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:51,000
Well, do that, then. Have a laugh.
991
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,320
Stop trying to have sex.
992
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:55,320
Sod that.
993
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,120
And for God sakes talk to her.
994
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:58,760
That's what I'd do.
995
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:00,120
I'd talk to her.
996
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:01,760
And I'd listen.
997
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,160
I'd listen to every word that ever
came out of her mouth
998
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:05,800
and I'd never get bored of it.
999
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:10,000
How long have you been
in love with her?
1000
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,400
It's not me she wants.
1001
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:17,560
It's you.
1002
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,320
So don't piss it all up
the wall now.
1003
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:22,520
Come on.
1004
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:43,320
KNOCK AT DOOR
1005
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,600
HE SIGHS
1006
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:50,000
Oh...
1007
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:52,960
Hang on a sec. Sorry!
1008
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,400
Ah. Sticky door.
1009
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,480
Hello, Colin.
1010
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:00,640
Teresa.
1011
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:03,600
Come in.
1012
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:10,200
Mm!
1013
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:24,720
It is funny, innit,
how we can talk for hours
1014
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:27,840
on the phone and
here we are,
1015
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:29,880
not sure what to say to each other.
1016
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:32,120
It's been a long time since
I entertained.
1017
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:34,400
Entertained?
1018
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:37,040
I hoped we were courting.
1019
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:40,280
I thought you'd take one
look at me and run a mile.
1020
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:41,520
You're handsome.
1021
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:45,120
Strapping.
1022
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:46,440
You too.
1023
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:50,920
Oh, I mean, not strapping...
1024
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:52,320
..like a bloke.
1025
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:57,760
Lithe.
1026
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,920
Like a...
1027
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,280
A woman.
1028
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:07,920
Why don't we get the dishes out
the way and get down to it?
1029
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:09,120
Down to it?
1030
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:11,840
Dive straight in.
1031
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:25,520
21 across.
1032
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:26,880
Painting.
1033
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:30,240
Oh, which would make five down...
1034
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:31,720
BOTH: Gammon.
1035
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:33,520
SHE GIGGLES
1036
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:34,880
A, M...
1037
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:37,480
RECORD PLAYS
1038
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:39,320
I love this one.
1039
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:48,080
# Once upon a time there was
a tavern
1040
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,400
# Where we used to raise
a glass... #
1041
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:53,720
Come on. Dance with me.
1042
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:55,760
Get off, don't be daft!
1043
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:57,200
Come on.
1044
01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:59,120
Are we courting or what?
1045
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:05,040
# Think of all the great things
we would do... #
1046
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:08,600
That's it.
1047
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:10,280
# Those were...
1048
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:12,400
And round.
# ..the days, my friend
1049
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:15,080
# We thought they'd never end
1050
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:19,200
# We'd sing and dance forever
and a day... #
1051
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:23,440
Oh, hello.
1052
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:26,840
Oh, Colin.
1053
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:28,840
You're...
1054
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:30,400
BOTH: Tumescent.
1055
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:35,240
THEY GROAN
1056
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:38,080
TERESA LAUGHS
1057
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:41,120
Oh!
1058
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:45,000
I'm all out of puff.
1059
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,440
You're not the only one!
1060
01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:51,160
Hey!
1061
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:53,480
Hey, what's the matter?
1062
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:54,800
Or was it me?
1063
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:56,240
Was I terrible?
1064
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:57,760
No!
1065
01:05:57,760 --> 01:05:59,600
You... You were perfect.
1066
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:03,280
It was perfect.
1067
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:05,960
It's nothing.
1068
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:08,080
Well, it's obviously something.
1069
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:14,400
After Catrin, I...
1070
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:16,760
I thought that was it. I thought...
1071
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:19,400
I thought I'd be alone forever.
1072
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:23,200
But it doesn't have to be like that,
does it?
1073
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:26,080
No, it doesn't have to be.
1074
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,280
I mean, I miss John.
1075
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:31,040
I still do.
1076
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:32,480
I miss him dearly.
1077
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,000
But he would want me to be happy.
1078
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:40,000
And that is how I feel
right now with you.
1079
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:42,560
Happy.
1080
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:50,240
Well, it wasn't in here...
1081
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:53,280
For his 40th. We sat over there.
You had the carbonara.
1082
01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:55,920
I didn't. Hello, Tommy!
1083
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:58,440
All right... Evening.
1084
01:06:58,440 --> 01:06:59,800
Usual table, Tommy?
1085
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,440
Yeah, usual table. Thank you.
1086
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:03,040
The night Tracy fell into a bush?
1087
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:04,800
No, that was New Year's Eve.
1088
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,080
Hello, Tommy.
1089
01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:09,640
Hello.
1090
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:11,280
Well, I'll do the intros, shall I?
1091
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:12,880
I'm Rhys. Dylan.
1092
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:14,280
Well, nice to meet you, Dylan.
1093
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,800
Nice to meet you.
1094
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:17,240
Well...
1095
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:18,320
Have a good night.
1096
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:19,360
Yeah.
1097
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:24,040
Who's that, then?
1098
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:41,960
DOOR CLOSES
1099
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:49,040
What's all this?
1100
01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:51,040
Making a curry.
1101
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:53,080
Smells all right.
1102
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:54,640
Not sure how it tastes, mind.
1103
01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:59,160
Where are the kids?
1104
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:01,400
At your mam's. They're staying over.
1105
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:05,600
What? They've got school tomorrow.
1106
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:07,840
They're all packed and ready to go.
1107
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:09,520
She'll drop them off in the morning.
1108
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:18,800
I thought we could have
a night together.
1109
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:20,200
Why?
1110
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:21,800
Why not?
1111
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,520
It's what we used to do.
1112
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:28,360
I've been to Blockbuster
and everything. Erm...
1113
01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:30,320
Jurassic Park.
1114
01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:32,240
It was either that
or Schindler's List,
1115
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:35,000
but apparently it's a bit
of a downer.
1116
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,840
There's some cans in the fridge.
1117
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:39,560
You want one?
1118
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:42,040
I'm all right for the minute.
1119
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:44,320
Yeah, me too. I'm all right.
1120
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:52,920
Do you want me to
get the plates out?
1121
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:54,600
Yeah, if you like.
1122
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:56,040
OK.
1123
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:02,800
ROARING ON TV
1124
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,560
SOUNDTRACK CUTS OUT
1125
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:10,280
Oh, I think it's chewed
the bloody tape.
1126
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:14,000
Oh, my God.
1127
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:15,960
It has and all.
1128
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:18,760
It's... It's chewed
the whole thing!
1129
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:22,880
Ffion, we'll get fined for this.
FFION LAUGHS
1130
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:25,920
My name'll be mud down that
Blockbuster now.
1131
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:31,040
Are you serious?!
1132
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,960
Right.
LAUGHING: What?
1133
01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:37,680
You think it's funny, do you?
1134
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:38,840
Eh?
1135
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:40,560
Oh, my God, no, no, no!
1136
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:42,040
Stop! I'll get you!
1137
01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:44,600
I'll get you...
1138
01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:44,600
THEY LAUGH
1139
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,600
Mm...
1140
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,080
Where are they, the pills?
1141
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:05,320
In the bathroom.
Go and get them.
1142
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:06,520
Go on.
1143
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:12,320
QUIET GASPING
1144
01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:30,400
Is that OK?
1145
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:36,200
SHE MOANS
1146
01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:41,920
BREATHLESS: I'm going to...take...
1147
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:50,320
Is it...?
1148
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:52,000
Is it OK?
1149
01:10:57,080 --> 01:11:00,200
SHE MOANS
1150
01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:05,200
You're so beautiful.
1151
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:14,320
SHE GASPS, MOANS
1152
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:19,440
I love you so much.
1153
01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:21,400
I love you.
1154
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:28,280
SHE GASPS, MOANS
1155
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:36,880
CAN SPRAYS
1156
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:38,560
You ready, then?
1157
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:39,880
HE EXHALES
1158
01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:46,320
Carpe diem, Peetham Shah.
1159
01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:35,880
Oh! OK.
1160
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,560
No... Sorry.
1161
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:50,120
HE MOANS QUIETLY
1162
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:58,000
HE GRUNTS, GASPS
1163
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,040
HE MOANS QUIETLY
1164
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,400
BOTH GASP
1165
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:06,560
Oh, Peet. Mm-hm? Peet, stop. Oh!
HE GRUNTS
1166
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:08,200
What's...what's...what's wrong?
1167
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,520
I don't want to.
1168
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,360
I thought I could, but I can't.
1169
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:15,000
Oh, did it hurt? No.
1170
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,320
What is it, then?
1171
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:19,360
It's because I don't
love you any more.
1172
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:21,480
SHE BREATHES HEAVILY
1173
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:31,080
No. I'm not having this.
1174
01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:32,400
We've been married 18 years.
1175
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:35,520
We've got a house, a mortgage.
We're going to Torremolinos in July.
1176
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:38,120
It's already paid for. You should
have said something sooner.
1177
01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:39,880
Is there...? Is there someone else?
No.
1178
01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:42,080
It's just that I'm
that repulsive to you?!
1179
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:45,400
You're not repulsive, Peet.
You're not. We...
1180
01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:48,720
It's like we've become more friends.
We're not friends!
1181
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:51,280
Alys, we're married!
You're my wife.
1182
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:54,160
This is those parties, this is.
1183
01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:56,440
You haven't been the same since you
started all of that,
1184
01:13:56,440 --> 01:13:58,920
rubbing it in my face... Oh, my God!
..embarrassing me! Look!
1185
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:00,760
Those parties
have got nothing to do with you!
1186
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:03,200
And I'm not divorcing you because
I hosted one Ann Summers party!
1187
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:04,680
What did you say?!
1188
01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:06,400
You're divorcing me?!
1189
01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:09,040
Yes.
1190
01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:11,520
I'm sorry.
1191
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:14,280
Uh... Uh...
1192
01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:21,680
Friends. Friends!
1193
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,240
God's sake!
1194
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:27,760
Absolutely unbelievable.
1195
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,520
"Just want to be friends."
1196
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:32,800
Friends!
1197
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:35,760
HE SCOFFS
1198
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:52,160
CAR HORN HONKS
1199
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:57,240
HORNS HONK
1200
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:02,080
HORN HONKS
1201
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:06,920
CAR HORNS BLARE
1202
01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:10,960
What?! What do you want?!
1203
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:16,000
INDISTINCT YELLING
1204
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:19,680
CAR HORN BLARES
1205
01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:21,800
SIREN CHIRPS
1206
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:23,640
Stop where you are!
1207
01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:25,320
I didn't... I didn't...
Calm down!
1208
01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:27,800
I don't know what... I don't know
what I'm doing. I'm so sorry.
1209
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:29,360
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1210
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:31,240
POLICE RADIO CHATTER
1211
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:33,800
SEAGULLS CRY
1212
01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:38,280
I've been thinking about it
all night.
1213
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:40,640
Just go in there and
insist, absolutely,
1214
01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:41,920
that you're married.
1215
01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:44,600
Well, what if he has to see
a marriage certificate or something?
1216
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:47,440
What do I do then?
Well, tell him you'll get it,
1217
01:15:47,440 --> 01:15:50,720
that you moved house not long ago
and it got lost,
1218
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:53,640
so you'll have to phone the council
and they'll have to send you a copy,
1219
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:55,200
and all of that takes time.
1220
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:57,040
By which time, the trial
will be over.
1221
01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:59,920
Well, it's the only way he
won't kick you off.
1222
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:01,920
If you just say...
1223
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:03,480
You can come through now.
1224
01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:10,720
I'm sorry to have to...
1225
01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:12,880
If I could just explain
for a minute...
1226
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:14,880
There are protocols.
Not my protocols...
1227
01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:16,800
If you just give me a sec.
1228
01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:29,440
We've been together now,
1229
01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:31,880
me and Rhys, for over 20 years.
1230
01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:36,560
But it's only really friends
and family that know,
1231
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:39,800
what with Rhys being a teacher and
Section 28 and whatnot, you know,
1232
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:41,560
it just seems easier to...
1233
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:47,160
..tell people what they
want to hear.
1234
01:16:47,160 --> 01:16:48,920
I understand,
1235
01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:52,720
and...I wish it didn't
have to be like this.
1236
01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:56,120
Have sex with whoever you want,
I couldn't care less.
1237
01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:59,400
But you did lie...to me...
1238
01:17:01,160 --> 01:17:04,720
..and I have to protect the
integrity of the trial.
1239
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:08,640
You're right.
1240
01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:12,560
I did mislead you. I lied.
1241
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:15,360
I'm a liar. I'm a brilliant liar.
1242
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:17,320
You won't find a better one than me.
1243
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,280
And do you know why?
1244
01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:25,960
Because I've had to,
my whole life, just to get by.
1245
01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:30,200
School, college,
1246
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:32,240
work, medical trials.
1247
01:17:32,240 --> 01:17:35,120
I wish it wasn't that way,
I really do, but it is.
1248
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:37,720
It is.
1249
01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:40,720
And I don't expect
you to understand,
1250
01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:44,000
because you've never had to
apologise for walking into a room
1251
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:46,320
and just being who you are.
1252
01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:49,560
You'll never know what that's like.
1253
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:56,200
See, all I ever wanted from this
drug was a chance to feel
1254
01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:58,320
a bit more normal, that's all.
1255
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:01,520
And for a while there...
1256
01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:05,200
..I did.
1257
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:10,280
But if you think I'm going
to sit here,
1258
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:14,040
beg and grovel and apologise
for just being me...
1259
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:18,840
..then you're wrong.
1260
01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:22,720
I'm not...
1261
01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:24,040
I'm not going to do that.
1262
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,240
You're right.
1263
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,320
You shouldn't.
1264
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:42,040
But I do now need your tablets back.
1265
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:45,640
Have you got them with you?
No, I haven't got them.
1266
01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:47,640
I've left them...at home.
1267
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:51,040
Tommy, please.
1268
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:55,160
I'm going to need you to hand
them over to me.
1269
01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:16,240
Look, this isn't the end
of the road.
1270
01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:18,160
If the trial is a success,
1271
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:19,880
there will be others.
1272
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:22,480
With a fair wind, before long,
1273
01:19:22,480 --> 01:19:26,320
you should be able to buy it
on the open market.
1274
01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:28,040
When are we talking, Doctor?
1275
01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:30,240
Weeks? Months?
1276
01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:31,400
Years?
1277
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:34,040
It will be years.
1278
01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:45,400
They can't just throw you off.
1279
01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:47,320
Well, they did.
1280
01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:49,000
What, because you're gay?
1281
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:50,240
Because I lied.
1282
01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:53,000
But because you're gay!
1283
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:55,000
Afternoon.
1284
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:57,320
Yes, because I'm gay.
1285
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:01,000
Oh, sod that!
1286
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:03,400
I'll go round the hospital right now
and I'll tell Moira...
1287
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:04,720
Look, Rhys! Rhys! Rhys! Rhys!
1288
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,640
It's not Moira's fault.
1289
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:12,440
She's only ever tried to help us.
1290
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:17,680
I'm sorry...
1291
01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:21,320
..it didn't work out.
1292
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:24,000
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
1293
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:27,120
Why are you saying sorry to me?
1294
01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:29,760
I told you it doesn't matter,
1295
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:31,040
and I meant it.
1296
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:36,640
All that matters is you and me.
1297
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:38,320
OK?
1298
01:20:38,320 --> 01:20:40,000
You're the love of my life!
1299
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:45,040
And if I could marry you, I would.
1300
01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:48,800
Well...
1301
01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:53,040
..that's never going to happen,
is it? Oh!
1302
01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:56,760
No, Rhys!
1303
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:00,400
People around, man.
1304
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:04,040
Oh, fuck 'em.
1305
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,880
Fuck 'em.
1306
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:10,280
Fuck 'em!
1307
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:25,760
They don't tell you what's going on.
I don't know.
1308
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:28,880
Hey, here he is!
Al Capone.
1309
01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:31,240
Oh!
You daft twat!
1310
01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:37,360
Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
All right, all right!
1311
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:39,160
All right, all right, all right,
all right.
1312
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:40,280
Come on.
Hey, come on.
1313
01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:41,680
Come on.
Here we are. All right.
1314
01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:43,280
Get in the car.
Come on. In you go.
1315
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:47,720
So what happens now?
1316
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:50,360
We get divorced, I suppose.
1317
01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:51,600
Those pills are cursed.
1318
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:53,040
They've ruined my life.
1319
01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:56,640
At least they worked for you.
1320
01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:58,200
Took three of the buggers
last night
1321
01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:00,040
and still soft as Mr Whippy in June.
1322
01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:03,640
I thought you said...
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
1323
01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:06,160
They never did the trick in the end.
1324
01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:07,400
Not quite.
1325
01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:10,800
Still, dab hand with
the old fingers,
1326
01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,240
so it's not all doom and gloom.
1327
01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:14,040
Oh, my God!
1328
01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:14,040
LAUGHTER
1329
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:18,680
What about you?
1330
01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:21,200
How did it go with, er...?
Teresa.
1331
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,320
Aye, not bad.
1332
01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:25,800
HE LAUGHS
1333
01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:25,800
You sly old fox!
1334
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:27,760
I ended up telling her about
the tablets,
1335
01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:30,680
and I thought she might do a runner.
1336
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:34,360
But she loved it. Wants to buy
shares in Pfizer.
1337
01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:38,240
And I'm thinking of asking
her to move in.
1338
01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:41,880
I was thinking maybe we could get
a little place of our own.
1339
01:22:43,520 --> 01:22:44,800
Down by the sea, perhaps.
1340
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:48,000
Good for you!
1341
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:51,920
Me and Alys, we've been living
on borrowed time for years.
1342
01:22:51,920 --> 01:22:54,000
If I'm being honest,
I knew that -
1343
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:56,440
deep down.
1344
01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:58,200
Maybe it's a blessing...somehow.
1345
01:22:58,200 --> 01:22:59,720
Maybe we can both be happy now.
1346
01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:02,560
She deserves to be happy.
1347
01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:08,640
So, those tablets you two have got,
1348
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:11,520
you won't be needing them now?
All right, Casanova.
1349
01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:14,000
Bloody hell!
Don Juan over here.
1350
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,240
Right, anyone for another cuppa?
1351
01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:17,640
Aye.
I need a wazz.
1352
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:28,000
Hey, you didn't say nothing
to the boys about the...?
1353
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,240
Of course I didn't.
1354
01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:33,400
You going to be all right?
Aye, aye, I'll be fine.
1355
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:38,000
You're not going to do anything
stupid again, are you?
1356
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,880
If I do, you'll be the first one
I call.
1357
01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:44,480
No, but do. Call me.
1358
01:23:44,480 --> 01:23:46,040
Any time, day or night.
1359
01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:50,840
We've got to keep talking.
It's the only way.
1360
01:23:50,840 --> 01:23:53,240
And bollocks to all this pretending,
all right?
1361
01:23:53,240 --> 01:23:54,760
The lying.
1362
01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:56,280
You're enough.
1363
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:58,000
We're enough.
1364
01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:59,160
Just as we are.
1365
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:03,640
How'd you get so bloody wise?
1366
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:12,120
I remember Catrin used
to say to me,
1367
01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:15,440
"I know what the meaning of life is,
Col.
1368
01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:18,480
"We're all just walking
each other home."
1369
01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:21,520
She was right.
1370
01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:24,520
That's all we're doing.
1371
01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:28,320
Just walking each other home.
1372
01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:40,600
Hey!
1373
01:24:43,560 --> 01:24:44,760
Do you, er...?
1374
01:24:44,760 --> 01:24:46,240
Do you want me to come with you?
1375
01:24:46,240 --> 01:24:47,360
What for?
1376
01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:48,680
I don't know.
1377
01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:52,160
To say thank you to the doctors?
1378
01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:54,000
You daft sod.
1379
01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:56,200
Well, I am.
1380
01:24:56,200 --> 01:24:58,240
I am thankful.
1381
01:24:58,240 --> 01:25:00,200
They've given me my husband back.
1382
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:07,400
Eurgh!
1383
01:25:07,400 --> 01:25:09,040
That's disgusting!
1384
01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:11,520
Mum! Dad!
1385
01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:19,000
See you later.
1386
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:20,400
See you later.
1387
01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:29,440
Hello, Jean.
Hello, Martin.
1388
01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:30,640
# Oh
1389
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:34,520
# Oh, baby
1390
01:25:35,560 --> 01:25:37,040
# Yeah
1391
01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:38,440
# Ooh, yeah
1392
01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:42,320
# Now don't get me wrong
1393
01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:44,120
# Ain't gonna do you no harm
1394
01:25:44,120 --> 01:25:46,000
# No, this bomb's for loving
1395
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:48,160
# And you can shoot it far
1396
01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:50,160
# I'm your main target
1397
01:25:50,160 --> 01:25:52,440
# Come and help me ignite
Ow!
1398
01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:54,840
# Lovestruck, me holding you tight
1399
01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:56,520
# Hold me tight, darling
1400
01:25:56,520 --> 01:25:58,000
# Make me explode
1401
01:25:58,000 --> 01:25:59,840
# Although you know
1402
01:25:59,840 --> 01:26:03,800
# The route to go to sex me slow
Slow
1403
01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:06,000
# And, yes, I must react
1404
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:08,000
# To claims of those
1405
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:11,480
# Who say that you are not all that
Ha-ha-ha!
1406
01:26:11,480 --> 01:26:13,520
# Sexbomb, sexbomb
1407
01:26:13,520 --> 01:26:15,760
# Well
You're my sexbomb
1408
01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:19,360
# You can give it to me
when I need to come along
1409
01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:21,320
# Sexbomb, sexbomb
1410
01:26:21,320 --> 01:26:23,480
# Yeah
You're my sexbomb
1411
01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:26,000
# And baby, you can turn me on
1412
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:27,280
# Turn me on, darling
1413
01:26:27,280 --> 01:26:29,200
# Sexbomb, sexbomb
Uh-huh
1414
01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:31,680
# You're my sexbomb
Sexbomb
1415
01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:35,000
# And you can give it to me when
I need to come along
1416
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:37,000
# Sexbomb, sexbomb
Huh
1417
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,000
# You're my sexbomb
1418
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:43,240
# And baby, you can turn me on
Ha-ha-ha!
1419
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:46,520
# You can give me more and more
Counting up the score
1420
01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:47,720
# Yeah
1421
01:26:47,720 --> 01:26:50,840
# You can turn me upside down
and inside out... #