1 00:00:00,965 --> 00:00:04,848 ♪ I've got to tell you my tale 2 00:00:07,530 --> 00:00:13,735 ♪ Of how I loved and how I failed 3 00:00:15,937 --> 00:00:18,999 ♪ I hope you understand... ♪ 4 00:00:19,099 --> 00:00:20,881 Sorry, we're closed for a private function. 5 00:00:20,981 --> 00:00:22,082 Well, tell them I'm staff. 6 00:00:22,182 --> 00:00:23,883 Look, my boyfriend sucks, 7 00:00:23,983 --> 00:00:25,965 and I need to drink to forget he exists. 8 00:00:26,065 --> 00:00:27,526 That way, when I next see him, it will be a nice surprise. 9 00:00:27,626 --> 00:00:29,447 - Uh... - We went to see 10 00:00:29,547 --> 00:00:31,249 The Hangover II, and afterwards, all I said was 11 00:00:31,349 --> 00:00:32,690 that men aren't as funny as they think they are, 12 00:00:32,790 --> 00:00:34,811 and he kicked off. Why are men so wet? 13 00:00:34,911 --> 00:00:36,853 Why is it so fucking quiet in here? 14 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:38,954 You're at a wake. 15 00:00:42,637 --> 00:00:44,819 Fuck! 16 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:46,500 Wasn't anyone young or important, was it? 17 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,602 Nah, just my dad. 18 00:00:49,122 --> 00:00:50,824 Oh, my God. 19 00:00:50,924 --> 00:00:53,305 Oh, Eddie, I am so sorry for your loss. 20 00:00:53,405 --> 00:00:55,107 You know your dad loved you so much. 21 00:00:55,207 --> 00:00:56,388 Thanks, Auntie Bebs. 22 00:00:56,488 --> 00:00:58,489 He was always so proud of you. 23 00:00:59,931 --> 00:01:01,512 Oh, would you like a...? 24 00:01:01,612 --> 00:01:03,393 Double Jack and Coke, please, babes. 25 00:01:03,493 --> 00:01:05,495 - I'll bring it over. - Oh, thank you. 26 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:09,958 I have crashed a funeral. 27 00:01:10,058 --> 00:01:12,440 I think it's called "a wake" if there's booze. 28 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:14,402 You don't happen to have any kind of trap door 29 00:01:14,502 --> 00:01:16,403 you could open beneath me, or...? 30 00:01:16,503 --> 00:01:18,485 This isn't gonna work. 31 00:01:18,585 --> 00:01:19,886 A highlights reel of our friendship 32 00:01:19,986 --> 00:01:21,647 isn't gonna make everything OK. 33 00:01:21,747 --> 00:01:23,729 I know, I know, it's more complicated than... 34 00:01:23,829 --> 00:01:25,530 The fact that the way we met is funny and adorable doesn't mean 35 00:01:25,630 --> 00:01:26,391 that we're supposed to be in each other's lives forever. 36 00:01:26,471 --> 00:01:28,472 I know, Eddie. 37 00:01:30,274 --> 00:01:32,275 Wh... Why don't you just sit? 38 00:01:36,158 --> 00:01:38,160 Just... one sec. 39 00:01:52,451 --> 00:01:54,452 It's just the glass - it's not safe. 40 00:01:58,135 --> 00:02:00,137 Oh, my God! 41 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:05,161 Is that from when Ryan was in his...? 42 00:02:05,261 --> 00:02:08,003 - Woo! - ♪ You're my 43 00:02:08,103 --> 00:02:09,484 - ♪ White tiger... ♪ - Ooh! Whoa! 44 00:02:09,584 --> 00:02:11,205 Argh! 45 00:02:11,305 --> 00:02:13,487 ...Starlight Express era? 46 00:02:13,587 --> 00:02:15,368 - I'm gonna stay with Jay. - No, Eddie, Jay's... 47 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,470 Jay moved to Arizona to prepare for the apocalypse. 48 00:02:21,193 --> 00:02:23,134 Can I please borrow your phone? 49 00:02:23,234 --> 00:02:25,096 I need to google "free accommodation, London". 50 00:02:25,196 --> 00:02:25,997 Well, that is a one-way ticket to sex trafficking, 51 00:02:26,077 --> 00:02:28,078 so I'm going to say no. 52 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:32,642 You promised me one night. I... 53 00:03:04,946 --> 00:03:06,888 "Of all the old-man pubs 54 00:03:06,988 --> 00:03:08,970 "in all of mid-recession Dalston, 55 00:03:09,070 --> 00:03:11,011 "I walked into yours." 56 00:03:11,111 --> 00:03:13,013 You realise my dad's wake might not be 57 00:03:13,113 --> 00:03:14,154 the hilarious memory that you think it is. 58 00:03:14,234 --> 00:03:15,855 Oh... 59 00:03:15,955 --> 00:03:17,956 I wasn't the one laughing. 60 00:03:19,037 --> 00:03:21,900 Ohh...! 61 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,982 So what I'm gonna do is quietly and respectfully 62 00:03:25,082 --> 00:03:26,703 tiptoe out of here, and you never have to see me again. 63 00:03:26,803 --> 00:03:28,665 I don't think so. 64 00:03:28,765 --> 00:03:30,346 It'll just look weird if you leave so quickly. 65 00:03:30,446 --> 00:03:31,947 - Oh, come on, I... - You need to work 66 00:03:32,047 --> 00:03:33,589 on your mourner persona. Are you a relative? 67 00:03:33,689 --> 00:03:34,910 Ooh - secret family! 68 00:03:35,010 --> 00:03:38,152 Uh, er, maybe I could be 69 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:42,355 like a young runaway your dad took in. 70 00:03:42,455 --> 00:03:44,477 God, sorry, it's really hard to work with the age difference. 71 00:03:44,577 --> 00:03:46,438 I haven't laughed in so long. 72 00:03:46,538 --> 00:03:48,540 My face actually hurts. 73 00:03:54,505 --> 00:03:56,506 Ooh. 74 00:04:02,871 --> 00:04:04,372 I have always depended 75 00:04:04,472 --> 00:04:06,814 on the kindness of strangers. 76 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,216 - Theodora! - A-a-and it's over. 77 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,858 Theodora, my glass has been empty for an hour. 78 00:04:11,958 --> 00:04:14,060 I wish you'd go around to do top-ups. 79 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:15,661 I'm actually at my father's wake 80 00:04:15,761 --> 00:04:17,222 in more of a personal capacity, 81 00:04:17,322 --> 00:04:18,903 as much as I valued him as an employer. 82 00:04:19,003 --> 00:04:19,984 But you're welcome to do it. 83 00:04:20,084 --> 00:04:22,266 Or Jay. 84 00:04:22,366 --> 00:04:23,707 No, your brother needed to get back to work 85 00:04:23,807 --> 00:04:25,949 before the US markets open, 86 00:04:26,049 --> 00:04:28,050 and I need to be available for people, Eddie, I... 87 00:04:29,411 --> 00:04:30,993 ...am the widow. 88 00:04:31,093 --> 00:04:32,314 You divorced him 15 years ago. 89 00:04:32,414 --> 00:04:34,415 Who's this? 90 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:37,398 - Uh... - Maureen Johnson. 91 00:04:37,498 --> 00:04:39,319 I'm a good friend of... the deceased. 92 00:04:39,419 --> 00:04:41,561 - Cam. - Cam. 93 00:04:41,661 --> 00:04:43,682 The Deceased was his golf nickname. 94 00:04:43,782 --> 00:04:45,644 Cameron didn't play golf. 95 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,806 Funny, he never mentioned an ex-wife. 96 00:04:47,906 --> 00:04:49,907 Not once in all our... golf times. 97 00:04:51,148 --> 00:04:53,150 Well... 98 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:57,453 Ooh, brave to go after my mum. We've just met. 99 00:04:57,553 --> 00:04:58,934 Are you two close? 100 00:04:59,034 --> 00:05:00,856 Like sisters! 101 00:05:00,956 --> 00:05:03,377 Buffet emergency. Sorry, but we are headed 102 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:05,899 straight for a sausage roll drought, Eddie. 103 00:05:05,999 --> 00:05:07,901 Now, I can go to the big Sains... 104 00:05:08,001 --> 00:05:09,462 - No, it wasn't sausage rolls. - No? 105 00:05:09,562 --> 00:05:11,584 No. Dad hated sausage rolls. 106 00:05:11,684 --> 00:05:13,545 He said they looked like flaky dicks. It was... 107 00:05:13,645 --> 00:05:16,027 We are headed straight for a Scotch egg drought, Eddie. 108 00:05:16,127 --> 00:05:17,628 Now, I can go to the big Sainsbury's. 109 00:05:17,728 --> 00:05:19,430 Will, this is Maureen. 110 00:05:19,530 --> 00:05:21,191 Maggie... Donovan. 111 00:05:21,291 --> 00:05:22,592 - Enchantee! - This is Maggie. 112 00:05:22,692 --> 00:05:24,274 She's a funeral crasher. 113 00:05:24,374 --> 00:05:25,955 This is my best friend, Will. 114 00:05:26,055 --> 00:05:28,076 Ew! Your best friend is a man?! 115 00:05:28,176 --> 00:05:30,178 Thank God I'M here. 116 00:05:30,979 --> 00:05:32,600 You have to admit, though, 117 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,081 it felt like we were destined to meet. 118 00:05:34,181 --> 00:05:36,323 Why? Because you made me laugh when I was sad? 119 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:38,605 - Whitney always said... - Oh, come on! 120 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:39,785 She always said you use fun as a tool to keep me captive. 121 00:05:39,865 --> 00:05:41,727 Well, that's insane. 122 00:05:41,827 --> 00:05:43,008 Her point was that you deflect with jokes 123 00:05:43,108 --> 00:05:44,969 to avoid the real shit. 124 00:05:45,069 --> 00:05:47,852 I don't avoid the real shit, Eddie, I can't. 125 00:05:47,952 --> 00:05:50,494 I've just learnt that having a sense of humor 126 00:05:50,594 --> 00:05:53,776 about that kind of stuff is sort of crucial for survival. 127 00:05:53,876 --> 00:05:55,898 Sitting in the misery won't make the misery go away. 128 00:05:55,998 --> 00:05:58,140 I know I might not be 129 00:05:58,240 --> 00:05:59,360 your classic version of a support system, 130 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,222 but I do support you. 131 00:06:01,322 --> 00:06:02,423 Like when you first took over... 132 00:06:02,523 --> 00:06:04,224 Wet Mouth! 133 00:06:04,324 --> 00:06:06,426 Is that a new nickname? It's gross. 134 00:06:06,526 --> 00:06:09,108 It's what you should rename the pub. 135 00:06:09,208 --> 00:06:11,430 No-one wants to get fucked up in the Red Lion. 136 00:06:11,530 --> 00:06:14,792 Lions are orange. 137 00:06:14,892 --> 00:06:16,634 I haven't decided yet. 138 00:06:16,734 --> 00:06:17,995 Like, I'd have to leave law school. 139 00:06:18,095 --> 00:06:19,836 Eddie, anyone can be a lawyer, 140 00:06:19,936 --> 00:06:21,197 but not everyone gets to run a cool bar. 141 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:22,838 - It's not cool. - Yeah, but it could be. 142 00:06:22,938 --> 00:06:24,560 All we have to do is, like, 143 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:26,281 get someone from Vice to DJ once a month 144 00:06:26,381 --> 00:06:27,882 and make sure the bathrooms are disgusting. 145 00:06:27,982 --> 00:06:29,363 What are you doing? 146 00:06:29,463 --> 00:06:31,465 Just come up here. 147 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:36,029 - Have you got any ciggies? - Mm. 148 00:06:47,998 --> 00:06:49,999 Make a wish, bitch! 149 00:06:52,921 --> 00:06:54,983 It's like you're campaigning to be the mayor of my life. 150 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:56,304 None of this is relevant. 151 00:06:56,404 --> 00:06:58,466 And stop doing that! 152 00:06:58,566 --> 00:07:00,507 It's fucking pointless. 153 00:07:00,607 --> 00:07:03,069 Being your friend is hard fucking work, Maggie. 154 00:07:03,169 --> 00:07:05,171 You're just ignoring all the times you... 155 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:08,954 Hey! Are you OK? You look hungover. 156 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,355 I'm fine. But thank you for saying I look like shit. 157 00:07:13,377 --> 00:07:15,559 - Oh, sorry... - Excuse me! 158 00:07:15,659 --> 00:07:18,641 I asked for two glasses, you've only given me one. 159 00:07:18,741 --> 00:07:20,763 I had zero living family who could support me 160 00:07:20,863 --> 00:07:22,364 - in any real way. - I know. 161 00:07:22,464 --> 00:07:23,685 And then suddenly dropped on my lap was 162 00:07:23,785 --> 00:07:24,646 this massive responsibility. 163 00:07:24,746 --> 00:07:26,928 - The bar...? - You. 164 00:07:27,028 --> 00:07:29,570 Robert Downey Jr - unconfirmed, but I see it. 165 00:07:29,670 --> 00:07:31,731 Carrie Fisher - legend. 166 00:07:31,831 --> 00:07:33,453 Vincent van Gogh - 167 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:35,294 no way! Do not cut off your ear. 168 00:07:35,394 --> 00:07:37,136 I will try. 169 00:07:37,236 --> 00:07:39,297 Mel Gibson - they can't all be good. 170 00:07:39,397 --> 00:07:41,739 Kurt Cobain... 171 00:07:41,839 --> 00:07:43,220 I know you girls say having a disgusting toilet 172 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,582 makes the bar cooler, 173 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:47,784 but there's got to be limits to that, don't we think? 174 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:48,924 Can you just leave out the ones who've killed themselves? 175 00:07:49,005 --> 00:07:51,006 Yeah. Uh... 176 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:53,148 Hmm... Buh-buh-buh... 177 00:07:53,248 --> 00:07:55,430 Great. 178 00:07:55,530 --> 00:07:57,551 - Sinead O'Connor. - What about her? 179 00:07:57,651 --> 00:07:59,072 I'm finding cool celebrities with bipolar disorder 180 00:07:59,172 --> 00:08:01,514 - to cheer Maggie up. - Mm. 181 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:03,316 Well, the first thing to do is find the best treatment, 182 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,417 get you into a routine. 183 00:08:07,058 --> 00:08:09,080 I think moving in with me would do you a world of good 184 00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:10,441 - in that respect. - No way. 185 00:08:10,541 --> 00:08:12,923 - Just while you... - No. 186 00:08:13,023 --> 00:08:15,325 But, darling, I don't want you to be alone while you're... 187 00:08:15,425 --> 00:08:17,426 What if something...? 188 00:08:22,871 --> 00:08:24,732 I can stay with her for a bit. 189 00:08:24,832 --> 00:08:27,134 - No, it's fine. - No, no, no, 190 00:08:27,234 --> 00:08:29,135 it'll be a nice change from upstairs. 191 00:08:29,235 --> 00:08:31,297 I've got so many rats now, 192 00:08:31,397 --> 00:08:32,398 I might need to build some sort of home for them. 193 00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:34,479 Well... 194 00:08:37,322 --> 00:08:39,323 Is that cool? 195 00:08:39,844 --> 00:08:41,345 Yeah. 196 00:08:41,445 --> 00:08:43,026 Grand. 197 00:08:43,126 --> 00:08:45,128 That's settled. 198 00:08:47,930 --> 00:08:49,591 Do you have any jobs going? 199 00:08:49,691 --> 00:08:51,693 I can't do this any more. 200 00:08:53,174 --> 00:08:55,796 My God. 201 00:08:55,896 --> 00:08:57,797 The six months that Anya worked here 202 00:08:57,897 --> 00:08:59,919 were the drunkest of my life. 203 00:09:00,019 --> 00:09:01,881 Yeah, I know. I lived with you for most of them. 204 00:09:01,981 --> 00:09:03,982 Right. 205 00:09:06,544 --> 00:09:08,566 That must have been a lot for you, I get it. 206 00:09:08,666 --> 00:09:10,207 You don't get it, Maggie, how could you? 207 00:09:10,307 --> 00:09:12,889 - I do. - No, you don't! 208 00:09:12,989 --> 00:09:14,570 You have never had to be responsible for anyone else 209 00:09:14,670 --> 00:09:16,652 in your whole life. 210 00:09:16,752 --> 00:09:18,753 - Where are you...? - Pissing! 211 00:09:38,368 --> 00:09:40,911 How's it looking in there? 212 00:09:41,011 --> 00:09:43,192 Something or someone has given birth in the sink. 213 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,294 But other than that, about the same. 214 00:09:47,135 --> 00:09:48,997 Look, I know you think this friendship has been 215 00:09:49,097 --> 00:09:51,098 about you looking after me, and I get that. But... 216 00:09:52,499 --> 00:09:54,841 - ...I look after you, too. - No, you don't. 217 00:09:54,941 --> 00:09:57,083 I do, Eddie, just because my care looks different to yours. 218 00:09:57,183 --> 00:09:58,724 Name one time you've looked after me successfully. 219 00:09:58,824 --> 00:09:59,925 Other than today? 220 00:10:00,025 --> 00:10:02,027 - Maggie... - Fine. 221 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:07,911 - Exactly! - Well, just give me a minute! 222 00:10:11,634 --> 00:10:13,616 OK... How about that time you...? 223 00:10:13,716 --> 00:10:15,717 They're honestly not that bad. 224 00:10:16,638 --> 00:10:18,579 OK. Go home. I'll run the bar. 225 00:10:18,679 --> 00:10:20,101 That's not what happened! 226 00:10:20,201 --> 00:10:22,202 They're honestly not that bad. 227 00:10:23,803 --> 00:10:25,585 OK. Go home. I'll run the bar. 228 00:10:25,685 --> 00:10:27,787 My point still stands. 229 00:10:27,887 --> 00:10:29,948 You're making it sound like a bigger deal than it was, 230 00:10:30,048 --> 00:10:31,750 because you always change the narrative to suit you. 231 00:10:31,850 --> 00:10:33,071 - No, I don't. - You change so many details. 232 00:10:33,171 --> 00:10:35,172 Eddie... 233 00:10:37,174 --> 00:10:39,175 My memory is fucked from years of being on lithium. 234 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,198 I'm sorry. It's not intentional, 235 00:10:43,298 --> 00:10:45,760 it's not malicious, I just... 236 00:10:45,860 --> 00:10:47,802 I can't remember every detail of every moment. 237 00:10:47,902 --> 00:10:49,924 And that makes me sad sometimes. But, yeah, 238 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,025 it can't be helped, like. 239 00:10:52,866 --> 00:10:54,867 It's not on purpose. 240 00:10:57,269 --> 00:10:59,271 I am sorry if it was too much. 241 00:11:00,872 --> 00:11:02,853 I'm sorry if I leant on you. I honestly didn't know 242 00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:04,955 I was doing it. I just didn't have the tools to... 243 00:11:06,196 --> 00:11:08,498 I didn't have any tools, 244 00:11:08,598 --> 00:11:10,539 It's like I was trying to fix an engine 245 00:11:10,639 --> 00:11:12,641 with my bare hands and no YouTube. 246 00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:16,144 I'm sorry you had to be like the... 247 00:11:16,244 --> 00:11:18,245 ...the Farmer Hoggett to my Babe. 248 00:11:35,578 --> 00:11:37,440 As my second Regina of the night. 249 00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:39,281 This party shags! 250 00:11:45,146 --> 00:11:47,147 Hey! Get off your phone and start serving, will ya?! 251 00:11:49,589 --> 00:11:51,611 Sometimes I think it was more like 252 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,712 the Babe leading the Babe. 253 00:12:27,498 --> 00:12:28,699 OK, maybe my shitty memory only remembers the good things, 254 00:12:28,779 --> 00:12:30,781 but... 255 00:12:31,702 --> 00:12:33,043 ...the night you won this, 256 00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:34,524 when we... 257 00:12:38,787 --> 00:12:40,448 He is definitely the best shag I've ever had, 258 00:12:40,548 --> 00:12:42,170 including women, 259 00:12:42,270 --> 00:12:44,331 which is VERY unusual! 260 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,652 Well, congratulations, Owen. 261 00:12:45,752 --> 00:12:46,973 It's all about the knuckles. 262 00:12:47,073 --> 00:12:49,575 The knuckles! 263 00:12:49,675 --> 00:12:51,537 Not the knuckles! 264 00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:53,258 It would be classic Anya to like that, though. 265 00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:55,100 You made a cute speech. 266 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,861 Did I? Cant remember. 267 00:12:56,961 --> 00:12:59,583 - Oh, come on. - No, I don't. 268 00:12:59,683 --> 00:13:01,825 I told you, I'm basically Dory from Finding Nemo, 269 00:13:01,925 --> 00:13:03,926 if she also had a mood disorder. 270 00:13:04,727 --> 00:13:06,268 You said something like... 271 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:09,030 Hear ye, hear ye. 272 00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:13,474 I have known Miss Theodora Rushton for six years now, 273 00:13:13,574 --> 00:13:16,676 and in that time she has made my life infinitely better. 274 00:13:16,776 --> 00:13:19,478 Oh, it's a serious one. On top of that, 275 00:13:19,578 --> 00:13:22,441 she has single-handedly turned Wet Mouth 276 00:13:22,541 --> 00:13:25,523 into the three-time motherfucking... 277 00:13:25,623 --> 00:13:28,865 Hackney Online Bar Of The Year! 278 00:13:31,908 --> 00:13:34,210 Eddie... 279 00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:36,371 I have seen you deal with every setback, 280 00:13:36,471 --> 00:13:39,374 every angry, drunk man, 281 00:13:39,474 --> 00:13:41,575 every pile of puke in the bathroom, like it's nothing. 282 00:13:41,675 --> 00:13:45,018 But I know... We know it's not nothing. 283 00:13:45,118 --> 00:13:46,499 It's amazing. 284 00:13:46,599 --> 00:13:48,421 Eddie, 285 00:13:48,521 --> 00:13:52,263 you are the coolest, 286 00:13:52,363 --> 00:13:54,465 strongest, smartest person I know. 287 00:13:54,565 --> 00:13:55,706 And I really fucking love you. 288 00:13:55,806 --> 00:13:57,227 No, I can't. 289 00:13:57,327 --> 00:13:58,048 No, you have to feel feelings. 290 00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,069 No, I don't! 291 00:14:00,169 --> 00:14:01,090 Tickle her until she feels feelings. 292 00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:02,872 Must feel feelings! 293 00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,393 - Feelings! - Anya! 294 00:14:04,493 --> 00:14:06,554 That was gorgeous, babe. 295 00:14:06,654 --> 00:14:09,877 Aw, thanks! 296 00:14:09,977 --> 00:14:11,318 Sorry, I don't want to be rude, but who are you? 297 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,760 I'm Ryan. 298 00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:16,002 I was sat at the table next to you at the awards, 299 00:14:16,102 --> 00:14:18,103 and thought you guys seemed more fun. 300 00:14:20,065 --> 00:14:23,007 Ryan in the ho-o-o-ouse! 301 00:14:23,107 --> 00:14:26,210 Ryan in the hizz-zzy! 302 00:14:28,511 --> 00:14:31,093 I can't believe that's how we met him, 303 00:14:31,193 --> 00:14:33,495 and now that bitch is literally the executor of my will. 304 00:14:33,595 --> 00:14:35,256 I know, he I could have been 305 00:14:35,356 --> 00:14:37,358 a killer or a furry, for all we knew. 306 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,581 That's not a great example, 307 00:14:40,681 --> 00:14:43,143 - by the way. - What? 308 00:14:43,243 --> 00:14:44,443 Of you being an amazing friend. It doesn't really support 309 00:14:44,524 --> 00:14:46,545 - your argument. - My argument? 310 00:14:46,645 --> 00:14:48,266 Yeah, cos that night ended when you... 311 00:14:48,366 --> 00:14:49,988 Is she on any medication? Do we know? 312 00:14:50,088 --> 00:14:51,629 Hello?! 313 00:14:51,729 --> 00:14:53,951 - Medication? - Uh, y-yeah. 314 00:14:54,051 --> 00:14:56,052 We're not on drugs! 315 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,915 I was on new meds. 316 00:14:59,015 --> 00:15:01,036 I wasn't supposed to drink on them, but... 317 00:15:01,136 --> 00:15:03,878 But you did. And I don't get to be angry about that 318 00:15:03,978 --> 00:15:05,920 because it's like, "Oh, Maggie has bipolar. 319 00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:07,561 "She can't help it. It's not her fault." 320 00:15:07,661 --> 00:15:09,723 So then I have to bury my feelings. 321 00:15:09,823 --> 00:15:12,245 - I never asked you to bury... - That night was supposed to be 322 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,467 about Dad, so he could see that everything was OK. 323 00:15:16,788 --> 00:15:17,969 I didn't know that. 324 00:15:18,069 --> 00:15:20,071 Cos it's stupid. 325 00:15:20,791 --> 00:15:22,373 He can't see anything. 326 00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:24,474 He's dead. 327 00:15:27,076 --> 00:15:29,078 Your feelings aren't stupid, Eddie. 328 00:15:30,399 --> 00:15:33,701 It matters to me if I've hurt you. 329 00:15:33,801 --> 00:15:35,803 There's always a reason you can't show up for me, Maggie. 330 00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:40,126 If you're referring to what happened last year... 331 00:15:53,136 --> 00:15:55,138 If you're talking about what happened last year... 332 00:15:56,779 --> 00:15:58,781 I had lithium poisoning. 333 00:16:00,342 --> 00:16:02,523 I had too much lithium in my blood 334 00:16:02,623 --> 00:16:04,625 because my doctor prescribed the wrong amount. 335 00:16:05,185 --> 00:16:08,448 That's the truth. 336 00:16:08,548 --> 00:16:10,810 I was trying really hard to get better when that happened. 337 00:16:10,910 --> 00:16:12,911 I still am. 338 00:16:14,072 --> 00:16:15,413 It's a lot of work, it's every day, 339 00:16:15,513 --> 00:16:17,515 but I am so much better now. 340 00:16:19,036 --> 00:16:20,858 You don't seem better. 341 00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:22,539 Sorry, Eddie, but you don't know that. 342 00:16:22,639 --> 00:16:24,500 You haven't been here. 343 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:25,701 And when you've been here, you've been... 344 00:16:25,801 --> 00:16:27,803 Brainwashed by a con artist? 345 00:16:29,644 --> 00:16:31,646 Yeah. 346 00:16:33,047 --> 00:16:35,048 You must feel... 347 00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:39,011 I can't think of a better word than insane... 348 00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,295 I know what that's like... 349 00:16:45,737 --> 00:16:47,738 ...when your reality turns out not to be real. 350 00:16:48,779 --> 00:16:50,780 It happened to me. 351 00:16:52,502 --> 00:16:54,643 It follows me every day. I try and forget it and... 352 00:16:54,743 --> 00:16:56,085 ...I can't. 353 00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:03,891 Call an ambulance, for God's sake! 354 00:17:03,991 --> 00:17:05,292 Didn't you know she was out there?! 355 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,613 Oh, God! 356 00:17:07,713 --> 00:17:09,895 Come on, darling. You'll be all right. 357 00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:11,336 You'll be all right, love. 358 00:17:11,436 --> 00:17:13,778 Gillian wasn't there. 359 00:17:13,878 --> 00:17:15,880 - Yes, she was, I called her. - No, you didn't. 360 00:17:17,441 --> 00:17:19,442 Oh! 361 00:17:21,284 --> 00:17:23,285 Let's go over there. Here we go. 362 00:17:25,247 --> 00:17:26,388 OK. Take it easy. 363 00:17:26,488 --> 00:17:28,489 OK. 364 00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:30,351 Here you go. 365 00:17:30,451 --> 00:17:32,452 OK... 366 00:17:36,576 --> 00:17:39,798 Hi, Gillian. It's Will. 367 00:17:39,898 --> 00:17:42,080 Um, can you meet me at Homerton Hospital? 368 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:44,181 He's never said anything. 369 00:17:52,908 --> 00:17:54,910 How do you know that? 370 00:17:56,071 --> 00:17:58,072 How do you know what happened? 371 00:18:00,034 --> 00:18:01,895 He called me from the hospital while I was at the airport. 372 00:18:01,995 --> 00:18:03,997 Oh. 373 00:18:05,638 --> 00:18:07,639 So you knew before you even left. 374 00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:12,503 You knew I'd been poisoned, and you didn't even drop me a DM. 375 00:18:12,603 --> 00:18:14,605 - It's... - Is that how much you hate me? 376 00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:17,747 I missed your abortion because I was poisoned. 377 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,469 But you abandoned me 378 00:18:19,569 --> 00:18:20,750 because you wanted to go on holiday. 379 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,351 That's not it! 380 00:18:22,451 --> 00:18:23,712 It kind of seems like it is! 381 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:24,452 I had to go, Maggie, I had to. 382 00:18:24,532 --> 00:18:27,355 Why?! 383 00:18:27,455 --> 00:18:28,816 So you could go and smoke weed with Mind Control Barbie? 384 00:18:28,896 --> 00:18:31,078 No, because I was fucked! 385 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,920 I was so fucked and I'd just lost everything. 386 00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:35,321 And I didn't know how to cope with that. 387 00:18:35,421 --> 00:18:37,482 And I couldn't stay here and sit 388 00:18:37,582 --> 00:18:39,584 in the mess of it because I'm fucking weak. 389 00:18:41,425 --> 00:18:44,128 I'm so weak that instead of dealing with my shit, 390 00:18:44,228 --> 00:18:46,609 I found someone who told me they could make it better 391 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,711 and I let them tell me what to think. I mean, what the fuck?! 392 00:18:51,033 --> 00:18:53,535 I know I'm not soft 393 00:18:53,635 --> 00:18:55,376 and I know I don't seem like someone to be gentle with, 394 00:18:55,476 --> 00:18:57,478 but I am. 395 00:18:59,199 --> 00:19:02,221 My sad looks very different to your sad, 396 00:19:02,321 --> 00:19:05,484 but it's still very real. And it still fucking hurts. 397 00:19:09,407 --> 00:19:11,408 I'm a mess! 398 00:19:11,969 --> 00:19:13,970 And a fraud and a loser. 399 00:19:16,492 --> 00:19:18,874 You don't want me, Maggie, I can't help you. 400 00:19:18,974 --> 00:19:22,137 ♪ Remember how it used to be 401 00:19:25,379 --> 00:19:28,362 ♪ When the sun would fill the sky... ♪ 402 00:19:28,462 --> 00:19:31,164 So... Thank you so much for having me. 403 00:19:31,264 --> 00:19:33,285 Oh, you're more than welcome. 404 00:19:33,385 --> 00:19:36,248 Theodora, can you fetch the microphone? 405 00:19:36,348 --> 00:19:38,349 I think now's the time for my Amazing Grace. 406 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,832 Oh, damn, I'm sad to miss that. 407 00:19:43,593 --> 00:19:45,535 You know, I thought this was going to be 408 00:19:45,635 --> 00:19:47,636 the worst day of my life. 409 00:19:48,797 --> 00:19:50,799 And it wasn't. 410 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,741 And I think that might be because of you, 411 00:19:53,841 --> 00:19:56,263 you know, distracting me 412 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,824 with how insanely inappropriate you are. 413 00:19:59,726 --> 00:20:02,648 ♪ All I wish is gone away... ♪ 414 00:20:04,409 --> 00:20:06,351 Any time. 415 00:20:06,451 --> 00:20:09,093 ♪ All I wish is gone away 416 00:20:11,615 --> 00:20:14,617 ♪ All I wish is gone away... ♪ 417 00:20:16,538 --> 00:20:18,540 I'm so sorry. 418 00:20:20,862 --> 00:20:22,863 Sorry, Maggie. 419 00:20:36,554 --> 00:20:38,555 Mm... 420 00:20:40,317 --> 00:20:42,318 Uh... Whew... 421 00:20:47,882 --> 00:20:49,884 So we're both Babe. 422 00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:54,488 Two pigs are better than one anyway. 423 00:20:54,848 --> 00:20:56,849 Mm. 424 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,492 Hey... 425 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,275 Get behind the bar. 426 00:21:07,978 --> 00:21:09,759 I'm not really in the mood to make cocktails. 427 00:21:09,859 --> 00:21:11,481 Oh, come on, just... just trust me. Come on. 428 00:21:11,581 --> 00:21:13,582 Oh... OK. 429 00:21:34,718 --> 00:21:36,720 Hi! Uh, could I get a drink? 430 00:21:39,522 --> 00:21:41,704 I'm on the run from a screening of The Hangover II, 431 00:21:41,804 --> 00:21:43,545 which I inexplicably attended with the ex 432 00:21:43,645 --> 00:21:46,027 who told me to go on the Dukan Diet. 433 00:21:46,127 --> 00:21:48,129 Hey! This doesn't happen to be your dad's wake, does it? 434 00:21:50,651 --> 00:21:52,652 Ah... 435 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,476 It is, yeah, 436 00:21:57,576 --> 00:21:59,518 but, uh, please don't let that stop you hanging out here 437 00:21:59,618 --> 00:22:01,619 for hours. 438 00:22:05,022 --> 00:22:07,043 So, what, we're just going to start again? 439 00:22:07,143 --> 00:22:09,185 No. I mean, we can't. 440 00:22:11,707 --> 00:22:13,448 What's done is done, like. 441 00:22:13,548 --> 00:22:15,730 I'm a nightmare. 442 00:22:15,830 --> 00:22:17,691 You're a nightmare. 443 00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:19,793 There's no cure for that. 444 00:22:20,233 --> 00:22:22,235 But... 445 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:26,878 We can decide that we love each other. 446 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,361 That we need each other. 447 00:22:30,681 --> 00:22:32,683 Move on. 448 00:22:33,524 --> 00:22:35,525 Together. 449 00:22:37,527 --> 00:22:39,528 Can I move in with you? 450 00:22:40,369 --> 00:22:42,951 Of course. 451 00:22:43,051 --> 00:22:45,052 And everything will be all right? 452 00:22:48,615 --> 00:22:50,617 You're all I have now, Maggie. 453 00:23:22,481 --> 00:23:26,624 ♪ If I had words 454 00:23:26,724 --> 00:23:33,209 ♪ To make a day for you 455 00:23:35,771 --> 00:23:39,674 ♪ I'd sing you a morning... ♪ 456 00:23:39,774 --> 00:23:41,356 I've got you. 457 00:23:41,456 --> 00:23:47,000 ♪ ..golden and new 458 00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:55,707 ♪ I would make this day last for all time 459 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:07,075 ♪ Give you a night deep in moonshine 460 00:24:15,842 --> 00:24:24,489 ♪ If I had words to make the day for you... ♪