Previously on "House of Villains..."
In this challenge, the final two will battle it out
in a general election.
The vote was 6-1.
Larsa is the Supervillain of the Week, everyone.
- Thank you. - Yeah, you guys
picked the villain.
I want Teresa to leave.
So, I see where your loyalty stands.
I voted for you.
Thank you so much.
The housewives, the three of us need to stick together.
- Yes. - I feel good. I feel great.
I'm glad I'm safe. Thank you.
Camilla is toast.
[Wes laughing]
Larsa, who are you going to piss off first?
Victoria.
Already knew that.
I think this person has been very emotional,
a lot of highs and lows.
Camilla and Victoria, like, one of them should go.
I do believe Wes planted the seed.
This is really, really hard.
This is a game.
So, it's Teresa.
What the [bleep]
I mean, if you know anything about me, loyalty!
You are a snake.
I thought we had a housewife bond, but let's play the game.
What the [bleep] just happened?
She's ruthless.
She----ed up.
Yes, she did.
I've never been on the Hit List, but now I am,
- but I'm not gonna cry. - So fake.
I knew it was me.
There was no surprise in Larsa's choices.
Larsa is dickmotized by anyone that has a dick,
and she will never support women.
I'm coming back and that bitch is getting out.
Play your game.
Mm-hmm.
You know it was really hard for me
to put you on this list, right?
What happened to housewife bonds?
It's a game. It's not personal.
I'm staying out of drama, not----ing with that girl.
I know you're still processing,
but I already knew this was coming, so I'm already, like,
10 steps ahead.
I'm like, what the [bleep] just happened?
I did not expect this to go down tonight
the way it went down.
I'm happy for myself, but also,
I'm nervous for Camilla
because she is my last standing alliance member in this house.
I cannot have Camilla leaving this house just yet, no.
What happened is you met a fake-ass bitch.
We play it on TV, but she is one in real life.
Don't cry, Camilla. Don't cry. Don't cry.
Camilla, come on. We're not packing.
I don't even want to be on camera.
Just breathe.
Are you guys proud I didn't cry?
Yep. We are proud you did not cry.
That is growth.
I want to talk to my kid.
That's the only person that I know really got my back.
I know.
You still have time to fight.
I'm surprised she put you up.
I'm used to bitches always snaking me in life.
Larsa nominates Camilla
and says that she is playing too emotionally.
[Camilla sobbing]
I kind of see it.
Breathe it through.
Safaree and Wes don't really need it.
Like, I really...
I'm shocked. I'm shocked.
Trust me. You're good.
All right. We'll see.
I went to "The Traitors."
Thought I had friends, and guess what?
When it comes down to it, it's strategy.
Putting Teresa on the Hit List
was a very dangerous move for me,
but I had to prove to the entire house that we're not unified.
I will put up my front.
I will do whatever I have to do to win.
I'm just here solo dolo.
Victoria's a snake.
You guys want a snake in this house?
- Hello, you're a snake. - I'm not a snake.
You're going to come out winning.
You are going to come out winning.
You're a slithering snake.
- No. - I mean, it's crazy.
Like, she's lying straight to my face.
I know she just got off of "Traitors."
I was on "The Traitors." I just left "The Traitors."
I went to "The Traitors."
But I feel like Larsa's turning out to be the real traitor here.
So much for getting rid of the guys.
The guys are going to vote in your favor.
- I promise you. - I'm not going to hold it
against Larsa.
I'm just going to store it in the back of my head,
and let's see when she's on the chopping block.
You're going to be with all these villains by yourself.
No, we have the votes. You're okay.
- Okay. I know. - I love you.
I love you. We're going to the end together.
I love you.
I just want-- I want Camilla on an island.
No life rafts.
No life rafts? Wow.
- Good night, Vicky. - Good night.
Oh, you sleep with earplugs?
You're a little diva.
You're in a Versace robe.
[Safaree sighing]
Are you going to still hang out with Larsa,
or keep your distance?
No, I'm fine.
She's playing the game, which I'm fine.
No, she's not playing the game.
She's not a good person, but you'll see that later.
Teresa is still BFF with Lying Larsa,
and it just makes me question Teresa's intelligence
because why would you be friends with someone who put you up?
I guess I really don't understand the housewives thing.
- Want to go get coffee? - Yes.
God, Camilla's going to be so obnoxious
if she wins this thing today.
I didn't even think about that.
- Teresa. - Huh?
You're not having any more coffee.
Morning, honey. How are you?
- Having more coffee? - Yeah, I'm having--
Hello, I have a challenge today.
How do you feel about, like, today?
No, I'm saying when you're arguing with Victoria,
it's like a lot of like...
I'm not using it against you. I have to put--
- That's fine. - No, we're in a game.
We're in a game.
- It's a game, okay? - Whatever.
Hey, Vicky.
Seize the day.
Didn't you say you invited her to your dog party?
I did. I just--
I saw her at an event, and I'm like,
"Oh, I'm having this beach birthday for my dog."
It was nicer than, I'm sure, her birthdays.
Look, it's like a wedding.
Your dog just peed on your present.
Your dog peed on the present.
She's just tacky to me.
The way she moves, the way she thinks, and then she's crying
about she has parking tickets.
How you have $1,000 glasses and not have car insurance?
I just feel bad for her because her mom passed away
- when she was one years old. - I know.
I feel bad for that too, but that doesn't give you the right
to be an asshole.
Like, come on.
I don't even understand what Teresa sees in Victoria.
What is there to like about her?
That's not the Teresa that I know.
In New Jersey, Teresa will burn a house down.
This house, she's like Mother Teresa.
I want my friend back.
She lies and she instigates,
and she's a gossiper.
I just don't like that. I don't like that messy stuff.
No, I don't like that either. Trust me.
- Yeah, no. - That's the world we come from.
I know. Literally.
I don't care about any of it.
The only thing I'm worried about is myself in this competition.
Larsa, there's still a chance that I could go home
and then it would be your fault.
I think let's win today.
- We get somebody out. - Okay.
And then we move forward.
Yeah, my job's not finished.
Your job is not finished, Kobe.
We're out of cold water. I am so nauseous today.
Why would you be nauseous?
I gotta shower and get ready.
I don't want Larsa's doll near me.
[Teresa laughing]
I'm not even kidding.
That's better.
Bye, Larsa.
We ain't got no choice but to be ready, girl.
- Good morning, villains. - Good morning.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
How is everyone feeling after last night's
explosive Hit List nominations?
Attacked, but I'm good.
I have not seen a housewife at the center of this much drama
since the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion.
And we all know how well that made it.
Larsa, you put three angry housemates on the Hit List.
And today, they'll have a chance to get themselves
right out of detention.
Everyone get ready to head back to school
for your next Redemption Challenge.
- Uh-oh. - The bus leaves in one hour.
We're going back to school!
- Back to school? - I'm gonna wear my glasses.
[screaming]
We're going back to school!
I haven't been to school in a long time.
I think high school's a big deal.
I have two daughters in high school right now,
so I know the land of the lay of a high school.
All right, we're going back to school.
This is so fly.
Yes.
I was a cool girl in high school. I was very popular.
And I was a distinguished scholar, so I'm gonna ace this.
Oh.
This is anybody's game.
Um, maybe I'll do pigtails.
I was good at school.
I got an academic scholarship at 17.
And then college, I turned into a partier
and it was downhill from there.
I should be with Teresa.
Back to back...
like I left us.
Villains, grab your jackets and head for the doors.
It's time to get schooled.
Let's go!
- It's school time. - It's time to get schooled.
I don't want to be in a car with Larsa.
I do hope this challenge is something more academic
than physical because I feel like
I am pretty sharp with my mind.
In middle school, one time,
we were supposed to play tennis in gym class.
My friend and I took our tops off and were tanning.
My ego is at stake because I want to show Larsa
not to [bleep] with me again.
So, these bitches should look out.
- Back to school. - School, bitches!
I forgot my books.
Time to tear these halls up like I used to.
Villains!
Wait, I fully haven't been inside of a school in, like,
forever.
[knock off Beverly Hills 90210 theme playing]
♪
[bell ringing]
Back to school we are.
Oh, my God.
Welcome to villains' detention.
Detention.
Oh, so we're in detention.
Good morning, villains.
Oh, my God!
Is that Tori Spelling?
I'm your teacher.
- Miss Spelling. - Yes.
- Trick! - Stop talking.
Ah! Oh, my God, y'all, that is Tori Spelling, bitch.
Let me tell you, oh, I'm gagged.
And fun fact, her mother's name is Candy.
You see how that works?
Now, some of you might remember me from a little show called
"Beverly Hills 90210."
- Yes. - Yay!
Where I played a high school student, Donna Martin,
the virgin.
Well, because I've named my daughter, Dylan, after 90210,
I feel like this is the best----ing thing
in my life to happen to me.
Principal McHale left me in charge.
So, this is my classroom,
- Yes. - so you better follow my rules.
Or else.
Oh!
Understood.
Okay, great. Roll call.
Tiffany Pollard.
I'm present, Miss Spelling.
Teresa Giudice.
- Present. - Jessie Godderz.
[Jessie snoring]
Jessie, are we boring you?
- Wes Bergman. - Present.
Kandy Muse.
Present, and I also bought you a gift.
Bring it up to me. Now.
Take a bite out of it first.
He can't-- I thought you said you were allergic.
Now, spit it in my mouth.
What?
Ooh!
Sit down.
What the [bleep]
This is crazy.
I like this school.
So hot.
Everyone settle down.
Okay.
Today's challenge is called, "A Race to Escape."
I don't know if you've realized,
but my school has been vandalized!
No!
Names of naughty villains are scribbled everywhere.
Oh, my gosh.
Chalkboards, desks, bathroom stalls.
Ooh, not under there.
Hallways, they're everywhere.
Including here.
In fact, each of your names
have been tagged 85 different times.
85!
By who?
Your goal is to completely erase your name from my school.
On go, all three of you will race around.
Find your names and erase them.
The first villain to erase all 85 of their names
from my school will be declared the winner,
which will literally erase your name from the Hit List.
You know what?
I had a lot of chores when I was little,
so I know I can work fast.
Although the number sounds daunting, like, I could do it.
Okay, villains, on your marks...
Get set...
- Go. - [bell ringing]
Move swiftly.
I am absolutely going at 500% today.
Tunnel vision, focus on the game.
Let me show you exactly why
they call me the baddest bitch of BGC.
Go to the next, Teresa, you're good. Keep going.
All right, let's see.
This is a competition of the eye.
- Oh, baby. - Oh, here it is.
Okay, one.
Oh, this is, like, intense as [bleep]
Oh, my God, there's a whole 'nother locker.
Oh, you are gonna get suspended, Safaree.
I don't have any----ing nails. This sucks.
It's definitely all on the line
if I don't win the challenge today
because I might be going home.
Did I ever think I would be in this position?
Absolutely.
But I never thought I would be put up by someone
that calls me their best friend.
42.
43.
I'm feeling really good. I think I can win this.
45. 40 more.
- There you go. - Oh.
Perfect.
Wait a minute.
I am biting the stickers off with my teeth
because that's how bad
I need to win this challenge today.
[bleep] these bitches.
I need to win this----ing bad.
I need to this. Everybody hates me...
...in this----ing house.
- ing Larsa.
I haven't exercised like this in about...
Since I had my kids, and it catched up to me today, baby,
because I was out of breath.
This is, like, detrimental for me to win.
Okay, let me go in here first. I don't know.
I don't know. But what the [bleep].
Check. I don't know. Please. [bleep] me. Woo!
Damn, this is a workout challenge.
Miss Spellman, could you please check my work?
Work, work, work, work, work.
Camilla, you are still not done.
- What? - You need
to go check your work.
- Okay. - Work, work, work, work.
Game on!
- Oh, my-- [laughing]
- Run, baby, run! - This is so stressful.
She's moving like her life is depending on it.
Oh, my God.
Okay. I did this side already.
I don't have glasses, but I was just about to get Lasiks.
Larsa just got it.
So after this, I'm getting it.
I got all my name. I think I'm done.
Oh.
- Teacher. - Ooh.
Is my work good?
- Victoria? - Yes.
You need to check your work.
So nerve-wracking!
Holy sh--, I can't take it!
I feel like Teresa might have it.
Oh, but you know what?
I'm concerned because
does Teresa even clean her own house?
No. No.
She's a housewife that doesn't clean.
There's no----ing way. Like, I've seen every sticker.
Like, what am I missing?
Don't ever vandalize this school again.
I am exhausted right now,
but I have to keep going.
It seems like I'm just getting lost at this point.
So many different little stickers.
I'm getting frustrated and feeling defeated.
Damn, I should have been counting.
What the [bleep], y'all?
I'm losing my----ing mind.
What the [bleep]?
Please be it. Please be it.
Oh, my God, please be it.
Oh, my God, I think I got it.
Please let this be my last one.
Oh, just in case.
- Teacher! Teacher! - Check! Check!
[bell ringing]
- Check! Check! - I'm done.
- Camilla was first.
Oh, my God.
I'm shaking.
- Camilla? - Yes.
- Victoria? - Yes.
[bleep] Oh, my God!
[bleep]
There is one more left. Oh, my gosh.
Come on. Where are you?
This is very intense.
I have no room to lose because the house is all against me.
Like, go faster.
That's it.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
I'm gonna throw up.
The grand finale sticker.
Congratulations, Victoria.
You have removed yourself from the Hit List.
Thank you. Thank you.
- [bleep] - Okay, she won.
Oh, my God! I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
Holy moly, I did it!
- I'm sweating. - Yay, you got it.
I can't believe I did it.
I'm basically, like, valedictorian up in this house.
Right? Is it valedictorian?
I worked my ass off.
I mean, this is how much I worked
that I broke off this corner off my thumbnail.
This means now that I'm on the chopping block with Camilla.
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm proud of myself.
I am really bummed, but I'm not a sore loser.
It is not over, baby.
I am a bad girl and I'mma work my magic
and I'm gonna solidify this vote.
Congrats, Victoria.
You are safe from banishment. Gold star.
- Camilla? - Yes.
And Teresa?
You are still in danger of not graduating.
It's time to stage your best protest
before your next banishment ceremony.
This is such fantastic news.
Now, I get a chance to get rid of Camilla and,
you know, get my much deserved revenge.
Now, everyone get the [bleep] out of my face.
Class dismissed.
Bye, Miss Spelling.
That was the hardest-- That was the hardest challenge.
Dear Miss Spelling, we accept the fact
that we had to sacrifice a whole day in detention
for being put on the Hit List,
but we think you're crazy for making us clean up your school.
Reality TV viewers see us how they want to see us
in the simplest terms,
but what we found out is that each one of us--
- Is a drag queen. - A bad girl.
- A big brother. - A housewife.
- A challenger. - And a bachelorette.
Wait, what was your question again?
Sincerely yours, The Villains Club.
The plan backfired!
- Which means-- - Camilla's my girl,
and I would be a fool to not vote for her.
Camilla put you, Wes, and Richard up.
Would you want to keep her here?
I don't know, bro.
Don't do it with my best friend.
You could do it to me, I don't care, but don't do it
to my best friend because I gave her my word.
If I give someone my word, like, I can't [bleep] with that.
Yeah, she didn't put me up. You know what I mean?
We're back.
God, that was exhausting.
What's the word?
Nothing.
What was the vibe in your guys' car like?
How are the votes gonna go?
Larsa wants me to vote you out.
I was like, "I'm not doing that."
I said, "That's my bitch." I'm loyal to the soil, tea.
I'm not doing that. I'm not voting you out.
Jessie was like, "Camilla never put me up."
So, we gotta talk to Jessie to make sure.
And if I can vote you here
and Jessie can keep you here
and I think New York will want to keep you here,
all you need is one more vote.
What if, I don't know who I want to vote for?
You're voting for who we are voting for
because I promised her.
Right now, it's two people that one put me up,
another one would would put me up.
You're not threatened by Teresa.
Theresa's not gonna win a challenge.
It's a lot of snake-ass people around here,
just slithering around, being snakes.
[imitating whispering]
Acting like I can't - ing hear you guys.
Someone crossed us badly
and we're gonna get her back.
Don't think for one minute that I forgot that Camilla put me up
on the Hit List when she was supervillain.
But right now, me and Camilla have a good rapport
and I can be a very forgiving person.
Plus, she would owe me.
Nobody in this house could tell me what to do.
Okay, well, don't vote against the house.
It's gonna be really cold and lonely for you if you do.
I'm not afraid of going against the votes against the house.
I don't really give a [bleep]
how anyone in this house votes, to be honest,
because I haven't given a [bleep day one
and I don't give a [bleep] now either.
Yeah.
I just need four votes.
Villains!
Yes!
I'm throwing us a slumber party because school is out.
- Too far. Too far. - I'm not really a slumber party
type of person.
- I'm ordering us pizza. - Yay!
We're gonna have a slumber party.
- What the [bleep]? - Teresa!
Yes!
What the hell was that?
Dance party!
[electronic music playing]
Sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip!
Look at him go!
Holy moly!
The cookie fairy.
Yes, I'm a fairy.
Which one of you wanna stay here?
I mean, my kids too. They're the same thing.
They're like, "Mommy, don't give up, don't give up."
Camilla wants the sympathy vote.
I also am here to provide for my family.
Well, hello. I'm paying my husband's debt.
Yeah, my ex-husband left the country.
Yeah. I had to pay for everything.
I was taken away from my daughters at one point
and it was not my choice.
This time, it is my choice.
My daughters are supporting me,
so I wanna make them proud
because I have colleges to pay for.
Like, I'm not feeling bad for anyone anymore.
Like, we're all here for the same reason.
We all wanna win and we all want that $200,000.
Yes, of course I do.
The party's still happening
and it's not an argument of money, this or this.
Party is back on!
Let's have fun.
Pillow fight!
[screaming]
Get him, Safaree!
[laughing]
So, I gotta pack my stuff. I should start packing.
I hope I get supervillain.
Then, I'll put you, Larsa and Kandy.
No offense.
What the hell?
Why me? Why didn't you put New York?
- I'm just kidding. - Oh, okay.
Wait, what?
[Safaree laughing]
Your hair looks cute.
Really? I did it myself.
Is that all your hair today?
- Yeah. - It's beautiful.
- It's so good. - You have so much.
I love a good thick hair.
I have no hair, but...
I'm so confused by Vicky and Larsa's relationship.
One minute, they're at each other's throats,
and then the next minute, they're sitting around chatting.
You have good hair.
- I have extensions in. - Oh.
Learn how to stand on business,
because right now, y'all are both frauds.
I need to solidify you and I'll be good.
So, I just wanted to see where your head was at.
So, the conundrum that I'm in is I've already given my word.
And, like, I wouldn't-- Yes.
So, you're telling me you're having loyalty for Larsa?
Because she didn't put me up.
I didn't put you up either, though.
I know. You're right. Do I have loyalty to you? 1,000%.
But I don't want to make it about money or anything
because everybody has reasons of wanting
and needing certain things, you know?
But I'm not rich. They are.
Well, whatever you don't have, you can buy.
You guys get to get more Ezekiel bread.
I think I deserve it way more than her, just straight out.
Yeah.
When we're talking about, like, the economics,
I feel like Teresa's raising four daughters on her own.
[screaming]
She served time in prison.
She hasn't had an easy life,
and she's still paying her ex-husband's debt.
- Yeah. - Her situation may look
like it's all peaches and cream, but it's not.
And that's all us girls, because we know how to throw it on
- and look the part. - Exactly.
But we can look in that bank account
and it could be something else.
Oh, yeah, don't look at mine.
I only need four votes. I need your vote.
No pressure.
But pressure.
Yeah. Seriously.
Bye.
- I have to tell you one thing. - Yeah, baby.
I did tell Teresa I want Teresa to stay.
I said, if I win Supervillain,
I want to put up Teresa, Larsa, and Kandy.
And Teresa said, why wouldn't you put up New York?
- Like, I love our bond. - Oh, she did say that.
I know she can't wait to put me up.
She did say, like, I'm coming for New York.
- So, that's the only thing. - [New York laughing]
When Teresa tells me she's coming for New York, I panic
because I think maybe New York's psychic vision
is gonna come true.
Girl, I can't.
I'm leaving in three days.
- No. - I don't.
I see it. This is what I hate.
I love New York.
I love hearing her predictions and I am a slut for a psychic.
You know what? [bleep] you, Teresa, you bitch.
Seriously? You coming for me? You coming for New York?
I'm not even up, and you're talking about you coming for me?
You want me gone? For real?
- I never said that. - Oh, my gosh.
- These walls talk. No, girl. - Wait.
- No, for real. - Okay.
Time out. Time out. You don't gotta be fake.
I'll tell you. I'll tell you.
- I'm not being fake. - Okay, then what's up then?
Who's getting yelled at?
New York accelerates really fast.
I prefer when she's on my side.
- For real, you know what? - I said if I'm supervillain--
You know why Luis really sent those roses?
Teresa!
That gotta be from your husband. How he get the address?
"For the most special woman in our lives,"
"Love, Luis."
Because he's guilty, bitch.
He's been----ing around
and each one of those roses represent how many times
he cheated on your ass since you've been in here.
- You're disgusting. - I know I am.
That's why I'm here.
- What did you get? - 300 flowers.
- Bitch, [indistinct]. - Did you get any flowers?
- Are you jealous? - My man ain't guilty.
It's either somebody died or somebody's guilty.
- You jealous, bitch? - That's a guilty guilt.
- You jealous? - That's a guilty guilt.
That's a guilty guilt because Luis's----ing around, bitch.
She's so jealous. It's so funny.
You wanna come for me? You want me out of here?
You don't think these walls talk?
Jealous! Jealous!
[bleep] you, bitch!
Kiss my ass!
Luis, Luis, Luis!
- ing up Teresa!
Jealous!
I could give two sh-- about New York.
Yeah, I mean, do we call her New York or Tiffany?
What the hell is her name? Like, who is she?
I met her, what, a week ago?
I have an amazing husband at home
waiting for me and supporting me.
I guess her fiancé doesn't feel the same way about her.
It's so funny how she's so jealous.
Welcome to New York, New Jersey!
♪
- Calm down. - It's on!
Coming for me? Talk about she coming for me.
She can't come for you.
These walls talk!
You think I'm not gonna find sh-- out?
No! [bleep] that!
You're drinking egg whites and I'm microwaving pizza.
Consistency, inconsistent.
[Wes squabbling]
You can't make this sh-- up.
She's trying to trigger me.
Please. I'm used to people like her.
- Yeah. - I'm really confused.
Am I on Housewives or House of Villains?
I think New York would be a good housewife. Yeah.
Did something happen? Or did that just happen?
No, somebody told me I was gonna put her up
if I become supervillain.
Guys, it was me.
I was talking with New York when all that happened.
- Oh, so you started this. - No, I didn't mean to start it.
- Yeah. - Good.
- It's like, don't even-- - No, because I didn't
- even say it like that. - Please, I'm used
to people like that.
Like that try to trigger me.
I did not know it was gonna--
Oh, like you didn't know you were gonna-- ----ing oh, my God.
- That was insane. - Really?
You didn't know that was gonna happen?
- No. - Then, you're living on
another planet.
I feel like Victoria just needs to not share.
If she's thinking something, don't share with other people.
She says too much. She needs to say less.
Well, I mean, you should know better.
But it was-- It wasn't like...
- It's fine, Victoria. - Okay.
I feel bad for Teresa that I accidentally caused this mess.
But I right away claim it. I own it.
That was weird.
I thought my friendship with New York has a confidence...
Like where there's confidentiality.
I believe New York deserves respect and honesty.
And if someone was playing me like that,
I would want to know.
You have a lot to learn, Victoria.
I know.
She just can't help herself, dude.
Yo, liability.
We don't need her anymore.
Whoops.
Oh, my God, I love my roses!
My roses!
Oh, I love my roses!
They smell so good!
And I have to say,
it's always better hanging out with the guys.
You guys have no drama.
You guys are fresher breath air.
Jessie, fresher breath air.
Safaree, fresher breath air.
- Wes, fresher breath air. - Breath of fresh air.
Oh, breath of fresh air.
That's what you guys are.
Wow! Amazing!
The hair! You look like me in high school.
That's how I used to look, swear to God.
- I like this outfit. - Thank you, Wes.
I'm trying to be bubbly and pink
so I can persuade you to keep Camilla here.
[Wes laughing]
Yeah. Is it ready?
- Yeah. - It heated up so fast.
- [bell ringing] - Okay, villains.
It's time to get down to business.
Oh, my God.
Get ready for your next banishment ceremony.
All right.
Oh, my God.
P.S., do I sound familiar?
No.
Who the hell is that?
Hold on. All right, I'm ready.
Going into this banishment ceremony,
I'm definitely one of the swing votes.
It's really tough to be in this conundrum.
And I'm feeling a lot of pressure.
So, I'm putting on what I feel most comfortable in
to ease some of my nerves.
You're welcome, Joel.
My eyes are up here.
Oh, I hope nobody gets mad at me for this.
The New York thing?
She wanted her 15 minutes
- with Teresa Giudice. - Exactly.
I was gonna say she could suck my left titty,
but I don't even want her to.
Y'all gonna have to give me a minute.
I'm going into banishment tonight.
Of course, I mean it's a little nerve-wracking.
I'm gonna get dressed now.
Larsa assured me that I had the guys' votes.
But people could say one thing and then do another.
I trust them until I don't trust them anymore.
For me, it's serious. This is $200,000.
I've never seen that much money in my bank account.
I don't want to cry, but I love my kids so much
that I will do anything and everything to try to win
to win this $200,000 because I'm such a giving person
that I find myself giving and I always end last.
And I just want to win first this time.
I'm sorry.
Villains, it's time for the main event.
Please make your way through the bookcase now.
Here we go.
♪
Welcome back. Welcome.
- Hi. - Yes. Good.
- Perfect. Hi. - Hello.
- Welcome. - Joel.
Villains, tonight is your third banishment ceremony.
Somehow, there are still nine of you.
"House of Villains," the elimination show
where nobody gets eliminated.
And Larsa, you are the supervillain, as you know,
and I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Please take your seat.
Before we start, Victoria,
I got a text that said something about a dog birthday party.
That had to be a typo, right?
Yeah, no more dog birthday parties for me.
Well, her dog peed on everyone's bags and stuff.
- All Hermes bags. - No, it didn't.
That wasn't my dog. That was your other friend's dog.
My dog doesn't pee on sh--.
These bitches are literally arguing about
a dog birthday party.
And you know what's funny?
I'm sure that dog had a----ing better birthday
than I've ever had in my entire life.
You're delusional and annoying.
My dog doesn't pee and she's trained, unlike Larsa's dog.
Well, she's trained, you're not.
- so I can't imagine. - Yeah, and you can't train me,
so look out.
You can't train me, so look out.
- You need training. - All right.
Tonight is Housewife vs. Bad Girl,
which I would not Google.
Camilla, Teresa, you are up for banishment.
So you may go stand in front of your chairs
and scowl to the cameras, please.
Oh, we got real, real fast.
It is time for you to make your final pleas.
Camilla, anything you want to say?
Since I walked in this house, I have been the baddest,
realest bitch from the BGC.
I may have made some bold moves along the way,
some moves that have ruffled some feathers.
Safaree, I put you up on a mistake.
I do not want to go home tonight.
I feel like I deserve to be here.
I feel like I put out a good fight
and I just hope that you are able to not get, um, controlled
by this man right here.
- He's been ringleader. - Wes is the ringleader?
Yes! He is an absolute gamer.
He has been gaming everybody.
Wes, you're very quiet.
There is a ring, but it is run as a democracy,
and I would warn anybody to not come after the ring.
The ringleader rings.
Teresa, why should they banish
Camilla instead of you?
It's whatever they feel in their heart.
I really had no drama except for New York.
Say what you have to say to me.
It's funny that you have so much to say to me
when I'm not even standing up there.
I have her phone number on my cell phone. Delete.
Who gives a [bleep]?
You think I really want your number, girl,
like I was gonna use it?
I know housewife bitches stick together.
It's a different franchise.
I get it. I don't want it. I don't need it.
I just want to point out that Jessie has not stopped flexing
through this entire argument, or it's a seizure of some kind.
It's making me super nervous.
I like how you just used me to segue.
Kandy, would you like to be the first?
Teresa, my love.
Camilla, I just want to let you know that you are my favorite.
- I love you. - And I hope you stay.
I love you, too.
Okay.
[tablet beeping]
Goodbye, Camilla.
Teresa, I just want to let you know that you're my favorite
- and I hope you stay. - Thank you.
Okay.
[Jessie sighing]
[tablet beeping]
The hell?
Okay. Here it is. The votes are in.
The third villain to be banished from the house
with a vote of 4-2 is...
It is Camilla.
We can't launch two at once.
Love you, baby.
Hold it down for me, girl.
I think I was eliminated because I put Wes up.
He's a bitch and he's a sore loser.
He felt threatened. I am a threat.
I'm glad I put his ass up, too.
And Safaree, you let a redhead control your game?
[bleep] you, Safaree!
I'm still the baddest bitch.
Camilla, hold on tight.
I will see you soon.
It's time for you to go.
Okay, you guys.
Everybody head back to the house.
Tori Spelling is back.
Oh.
And it's about to get even weirder, everybody.
Oh, thank you. Get me out.
It wounds my heart that they voted for me.
It shows that they're trustworthy.
Larsa, you're lucky that I'm still here.
But watch out. Payback's a bitch.
Next on "House of Villains..."
This is war.
I love how you play victim.
I'm not playing a victim! Goddamn!
It's time for your next bloodbath.
- Bloodbath? - Wait, what?
Oh!
Wes is dictating a lot of the game.
Where's Wes? Is he still sleeping?
He should go sleep at the Four Seasons when we send him home.
Wes has to go down.
I come here bearing information.
This is definitely the most villainous thing
that has been done on this show.