Previously on "House of Villains..."
- [Tiffany cackling] - New York pulled the lever.
60-second pause.
Honestly, I don't care if my team wins or not.
Camilla, choose the three villains to put on the Hit List.
Safaree, Rich, Wes...
Safaree put up all the girls,
and I'm gonna put up all the boys.
I have a little Knock Blocker,
so I am gonna save Wes.
Jessie, I am going to put you up.
I'm back, bitches!
This is an electric maze.
Go straight, go straight.
Pick up your dummy, it's right there.
Go left, straight.
Keep coming, keep coming, you're done.
Congratulations, Jessie,
you are off the Hit List.
Woo!
After you. I get car sick.
- I'm too tall. - I get car sick.
Oh, you need to throw your tantrum.
You start it, and then you act like the little victim.
What I don't do is keep arguing when the problem's been solved.
Victoria's just too much.
Goodbye, get rid of the bitch.
The second villain to be banished from the house is...
Oh, goodness.
Richard Hatch.
You nasty bastards and bitches!
Bye! Ah!
I can't even believe Richard is gone.
I can't believe I'm still here. This was a horrible two days.
- Plot twist. - How you feel, honey?
It's hard, because I love Richard
and Richard was someone who was, like...
He was a good person and everything.
If anybody understand, he gets it because of the game.
- He came from "Survivor." - That is true.
You played a bad game when you get unanimously voted out
against Safaree.
Going from villain of the week to banishment, it's a lot.
It's starting to take a toll mentally, I'm not gonna lie.
I think I'm gonna go get changed.
I like how you don't come back in the house.
Like, after you're voted off, you know?
Listen, getting rid of Rich was hard for me
because that was someone who was on my side,
who I knew that if I were to ever be in the bottom--
Yeah, and for me too.
I had the votes to stay in the house.
So, it was hard to do that.
I had to get rid of Rich over
how he was trying to play me.
I didn't feel like that coming from you.
How dumb does she think I am?
By putting me on the Hit List,
you have crossed the wrong redhead.
I'm going to sit here, I'm gonna smile and nod,
but from a game standpoint, I'm gonna burn you to the ground.
Cheers.
- Good night. - Good night.
Good night. You're going to bed?
[dogs barking]
[Camilla laughing]
This is really, really hard.
Really, really hard for me.
Wes, you're so smart.
You're the best villain we've ever had.
Wes, you should run the network.
[bell tolling]
We need to talk. I had a dream.
Since I've been younger, I've been very big on believing
my dreams are talking to me.
I was walking in, like, a garden, and there was a fence.
Behind the fence, there was a pack of dogs.
[Camilla laughing]
That's this house.
I'm not stupid.
I don't even know what the hell's going on.
We're seven days in
and people are starting to lose their minds.
But not me, though.
I'm better than everyone. Ooh.
Ugh.
Oh, my God, Rich.
We had so much love for each other,
but unfortunately, it was time for you to go.
Hey, baby.
Hi, Kandy.
See this?
Yeah!
Can I tell you something so weird?
- Yeah. - I'm not a woman of clarity
all the time, but I just saw the wind.
I know who's gonna get Supervillain.
Really? Who?
Me? No.
It just came to me. I'm gonna leave it alone.
The----ing redemption challenge.
While I was asleep, I heard Kandy say, "I won, bitch!"
I'm psychic if it happens.
Read 'em and weep, bitch!
Oh, I gotta stop being so clairvoyant.
Okay, well, I'll take it.
I want to work at a juice shop.
Certain times, I'll be somewhere
and I'm like, what the [bleep]?
I'm hearing my name.
Do you have a crush on Larsa?
- Does it look like it? - Yeah.
Victoria has been turning everyone off
since she's walked in with the crown,
telling people she has to call her queen.
You can call me Vicky or Queen.
Oh, I like Vicky.
It's just her attitude, you know?
She's annoying.
Wait, in real life, like,
what's the longest you go without sex?
Feels like it's been a month.
No, for real.
I'm like, girl, I can't.
I can't even be fake with you no more. I don't like you.
- She don't even read the room. - No.
Safaree go over there to try to eat in peace, here you come.
You just always in the back of everything.
Listen, I get it.
Victoria is kind of annoying, and my girl, Camilla,
she's like me, she's hot.
I can see she is frustrated. I can see she's over it.
Victoria keeps kind of following her around the----ing house
so I see why someone would be upset.
Sh--'s getting gaggy.
Can I talk to them for a second, babe? Thank you.
Okay.
Dude, I'm not even kidding you.
Like, I want Camilla to----ing go.
I just walk out there, and she's like,
"Can I talk to them for a second, babe? Go."
Your energy is not what I need.
Like, she thinks she's running this sh--.
Babe, your Supervillain title was last week, not this week.
- I don't care. - And I would never, like,
come sit, someone come sit down, and me be like,
"Oh, excuse me, I'm having a conversation."
Like, is it that - ing serious?
No, it's not. You're clearly scheming.
- It's definitely gaggy in here. - Like, I don't want you
following me like a----ing puppy.
Can't do the fake sh--.
You act like a person that want to do stuff to people,
and then when it hit, hi.
- Hi, caught you. Hey. - She's waving at me.
She's just staring at me. I don't understand.
Oh, am I allowed to come out now?
I looked out the window. You're waving at me?
What is your problem?
I don't want you in my space right now.
- I don't want your energy. - I don't want to be around
your energy, Camilla.
Camilla is completely dictating the hot and cold.
I'm not doing anything differently.
Like, leave me in my space.
Everything I'm doing is for my kids.
I have $200,000 on the line,
and she is not really taking this serious.
Victoria, come here, girl.
Camilla doesn't even let me be in the same room as her anymore.
What happened with this?
She said, "I don't like your energy. Get away."
- Ten minutes ago, he was there. - I'm sorry.
How does it feel to have your own room, Safaree?
I'm almost ready to have my own room.
I'll tell you that right now, sh--.
Honestly, there's nothing special about it.
I'm so sick of Teresa floating through here
like she just has it made in the shade.
And this is me speaking against my roommate.
But you think I give a sh--? Because I don't.
Teresa is an excellent roommate,
but I would love to have my own room
because I've never had the luxury of having my own room
in any reality show.
Listen, I'm just watching out for the people that's always,
- "Hey, hey, hi." - Hi, honey.
- Ooh, you want coffee? - You want one, New York?
- Thank you, sweetie. - Oh, you're welcome.
- You all right? - You okay, New York?
Those are game players.
At least me and you, were eye to eye with it.
Yeah.
Teresa is so funny.
I love her. She's so cute.
I don't understand how anyone on Housewives could, like,
- dislike y'all. - I don't even fight.
I love Teresa so much,
but I think she's kind of in over her head.
I don't think she realizes what she needs to do
to make it to the very end.
It sucks that, like, I'm not really going to talk to Kandy
as much because she's always with Camilla.
If she wants her space, give it to her.
- Totally. - What happened?
You guys got into a fight?
I came outside.
She was with Safaree and Kandy.
- Okay. - And she's like,
"Can I talk to them for a minute? Don't come here."
And I came back inside
and then she was waving at me through the glass.
I'm like, "Oh, can I come outside now?"
She's like, "No. I don't want your energy around me."
I'm like, "You were just waving at me."
I feel like Victoria needs a lot of different things.
She needs advice. She needs a mentor.
She needs a muzzle.
If I want to walk in the kitchen,
I'll walk in the kitchen. I live here too.
She just needs all kind of things.
I'm not doing anything other than being myself
and that's bothering her.
But you know when you hate someone, you're like,
"Oh, look at that bitch eat her crackers."
Like, that's how I feel like she's towards me.
Don't eat crackers around her.
I don't think I'd look good with a tan.
I feel like we eat so much avocado in this house.
- [bell tolling] - Uh-oh.
Villains, you have a visitor.
- Who is it? - Who the hell is that?
Is that Barack Obama?
- Oh, hi. - Oh, I don't want that.
Who wants a box?
Something about that box gives me, like,
don't touch it vibe.
Welcome, everyone, to your dining room.
- Do not clap. Do not clap. - I'm not clapping.
And, you know, the Battle Royale challenge thingy.
We can all agree there is no bigger villain
than politicians.
That's why today, we will figure out
which villain will campaign and win Best Supervillain.
In this challenge, all but two of you will be eliminated.
The final two will battle it out in a general election.
Okay, Safaree, you took the box,
so please open it up and read the instructions.
What's in the box?
Okay, Safaree, you took the box,
so please open it up and read the instructions.
What's in the box?
"Unfortunately, you are out of the race for Supervillain
"Take out the next box and pass it to a villain of your choice."
I don't know what's in the next box,
but since Camilla put me on the Hit List,
she's about to find out.
This is up to Camilla-tery.
Okay.
"You are out of the race for Supervillain.
"Choose one of your fellow villains to eliminate
"from the race.
"Take out the next box and pass it to a villain
"that is still in the race."
Who are you taking with you?
My best friend, Queen Victoria, girl.
Great, not surprised.
Camilla, you can now give the box to someone else.
I eliminated Victoria.
Now, I have one more box that I have to give,
so it has to be good, right?
I'm just gonna give it to Larsa.
You may now open the box.
"Congratulations, you are one of the candidates
"for Supervillain and you get to eliminate
"one of your potential opponents."
Larsa, congratulations.
I really wanted to win this challenge, you guys.
Larsa, who would you like to eliminate from the race?
I don't want to go against Teresa
and I'm kind of working with Jessie and Wes
and New York is crazy,
so there's only one option that I have.
I want to eliminate Kandy.
Here's the tea.
New York literally told Larsa,
you're gonna win Supervillain of the Week
and Larsa is my roommate.
I do believe that if Larsa were to win
Supervillain of the Week, I would be safe from the Hit List.
I'd literally do her extensions in the morning.
Larsa, give the box to someone else.
Jessie, do you want the box?
Open the box and read the instructions.
I definitely want the box
because Larsa just eliminated Kandy,
so I'm thinking this next box is a good one
and I really want to be Supervillain this week.
"You are out of the race for Supervillain." Blast!
"Now, take the next box and pass it to the villain
"who will make a very important decision."
I don't know if I feel safe with New York.
She scares me
and all I can hope is that I stay on her good side.
I know that New York will be very wise with it.
Checkmark. Helping out New York.
The rest is out of my hands.
- "You have a choice." - Uh-oh.
"You can be the final candidate,
"which will eliminate the remaining two from the race,
"or you can choose safety from the Hit List
"and pass the next box to the remaining villain
"of your mother----ing choice!"
Ha-ha! I'm gonna choose safety from the Hit List, y'all!
[Tiffany laughing]
Okay, here we go.
Passing this box on to somebody else.
I've already seen Larsa winning Supervillain today,
but I know with this box,
someone else is gonna be the other candidate.
Now, if it's Teresa, that's gonna cause a lot of friction
between the Housewives and that's good
because Teresa can get to packing
and I'll finally have my own room.
I wanna see you compete with your girl, Larsa.
You don't even know if that's what the box says, though.
Teresa, you can open the box and read the instructions.
"Congratulations.
"You are the final candidate for Supervillain.
"The remaining villain has been eliminated from the race."
I never ran for a politician at school, so I'm excited.
This is kind of fun.
Congrats, Teresa and Larsa.
You two will meet with every member of the house
and do what politicians do best,
make promises you probably won't keep.
Remember, they are part of the electorate
that can make you Supervillain.
All right, everybody, start getting votes.
This is a cutthroat game.
I would almost do anything to win this challenge.
I like the boys.
She's gonna get rid of the boys.
- Teresa. - Yes.
If I vote for you, will you take me on the date?
I 1,000% will take you on the date.
I just have a natural charisma.
Who are you thinking of potentially putting up?
- Girls. - All of them?
I know how to gauge the room
and I know what people want to hear.
My intention is to get Victoria out of the house.
I come from a culture of winners.
We need to do sh-- that is going to shake the house up.
And I think you can help me do that.
So, I came to get your vote.
I feel like you, me, and Larsa have a bond
because all four of us have four kids.
So, what am I supposed to say to her then if she says,
"Hey, we have four kids?"
- Who do you know longer? - True.
My strategy is just to be truthful
and honest and just speak from my heart.
Why should I pick you over Larsa?
You know me longer.
- I want your vote. - Yes, yes, yes.
And you know me longer.
Teresa, girl, I am so sorry,
but being here a few days longer does not mean
that you should get Supervillain of the Week.
- So, you know me longer. - Like, come on.
So, if you were to get the Supervillain,
who would you put up?
Why do I need to tell you?
Teresa is playing this game with a real honest heart.
I don't move like that.
- Is it raining? - Yeah, it's pouring rain.
Oh, my gosh.
My roommate!
Hi, how are you feeling, first of all?
I'm feeling good.
- You do want Supervillain? - Yes.
- Okay. - And I wouldn't put you out.
Teresa, you would put me out.
If I was Supervillain, I would put you out?
If I wasn't safe, you would.
No, I wouldn't.
You would love Larsa to be here with you in this room.
It would be the Housewife takeover.
Oh, I don't care.
I love you as my roommate. I'm not kidding.
You want me to vote for you to be Supervillain?
Wait, you want to vote for Larsa?
I would love for you to be Supervillain.
- For sure. - [thunder crackling]
Oh, my God!
I said, oh, my God, for the lightning, not for that.
But what men would you put up?
Uh, Wes.
[chuckling] Oh, my God!
But whatever I tell you, you need to keep quiet.
I have your word, right?
Look at me. You need to look over here.
New York, why are you looking over there?
Because this is where I need to be looking right now, Teresa.
- Why? - I'm just going with it.
When you speak to someone, you look in their eyes.
I guess New York's playing her own game, which is fine.
I'm playing my own game, too.
So whatever, I just told you, you're not gonna say anything.
You didn't tell me anything.
Okay, I just want to make sure.
You're good.
- Hi, guys. Welcome back. - Hi.
You guys really dress like politicians.
Guys, this just in.
I'm getting an oil massage in 30 minutes and...
The polls are open.
Let's cast your vote for this week's Supervillain.
I feel like I'm safe either way.
Larsa is not gonna put me up. Housewives stick together.
As with all elections, the outcome will not affect me
because I am a rich white male.
[Safaree laughing]
On "Traitors," Larsa appeared to have a good intuition,
but yet was messy.
Why don't you come over here with the good players?
Join the varsity squad.
He's voting for PETA.
I understand that this house is based on the group liking you,
but it is mob mentality.
I did that against Rich
and I'm not gonna do that against Teresa.
- It's hot as hell. - I know.
Teresa wants to get rid of Wes,
but Wes has my back and I have his.
And not only that, I want my own room.
I have collected the votes.
First vote is for...
Larsa.
The second vote is for...
- Teresa. - Thank you.
The third is for...
Larsa.
The fourth vote is for Larsa.
The next vote is for Larsa.
That gives her the majority.
And both other votes were for Larsa.
So, the vote was 6-1, Larsa.
Larsa is the Supervillain of the Week, everyone.
I felt like I did a great job.
So listen, I don't like to beg people for anything.
My feelings are not hurt, trust me.
- Congratulations! - Thank you.
New York told me hours ago that I was going to win.
- Yay! - New York can see
the future, y'all, I'm telling you.
Yeah, you guys picked the villain.
- I voted for you. - Thank you so much.
You are the new Supervillain and you are safe.
- Thank you. - And so is New York.
Thank you, house.
Larsa, you are the Supervillain,
so you will have a reward tomorrow
and you get to take two people with you.
It's definitely going to be Teresa and Wes.
Wes, Teresa, you guys will be leaving the House of Villains
tomorrow for a fun reward.
Wes is very strategic
and since Wes wants to tell me all the lava,
I'm going to take that information,
but at the same time,
I'm going to have a good time with Teresa.
You know, I'm going to mix business and pleasure.
The Hit List nominations are tomorrow,
so you can stop worrying about being eliminated today
and you can start worrying
about being on the chopping block tomorrow.
- Can I say one thing? - Yes, of course.
I did turn my back on my roommate because I feel like
I'm entitled to my own room.
So, at this point, I just feel like I want Teresa to leave.
That's interesting to know.
I see where your loyalty stands.
- Well, I am a loyal person. - No, you're not.
Sure, I am. I never gave you my loyalty.
I never looked you in the face.
- Okay, that's fine. - I want my own room.
To me, loyalty is everything.
So, if you cross me, I'm going to be your worst nightmare.
The next time I get to vote,
you're going to be on the Hit List.
I'm going to have a huge target on my back.
But the house is haunted and it's been saving me.
The----ing lever saved me. The box saved me.
Don't you understand? This is like Amityville.
The house loves me.
[thunder rumbling]
- ing scary.
I am the villain.
House, have me.
I am the villain.
And I'm sleeping with the villain.
Oh, my God.
I see where your loyalty stands.
I'm out of here.
Like, I don't even want to be in the room with her anymore.
Maybe we can sleep together and then Safaree could have my bed.
Whoa.
I would love for you to do that.
I'd rather have Safaree
than anybody else in the room.
It's the three guys. We're on great terms.
But my fear is, it just further paints a target
on our back as having some sort of bros alliance.
And that means that I'm going to have to do more work
diversifying our alliance pool.
This is what I think.
It's the first rift in the women.
We, as humans, naturally are like three X more likely
to work with people that you live with.
- Yeah. - And that room
that you're in right now is basically our room.
It's a commodity.
So, if we get Teresa over on our side of the house
and New York, who has took the first shot,
we can squelch this whole boys versus girls thing.
This is a beautiful thing.
Wes is a game player.
Me, Jessie and Wes, we made a pact.
We need to move forward in this game and in this house.
It took a little negotiating.
- Okay. - But you are allowed
to move into that room.
Safaree is coming in with us.
- Okay. - Okay.
Deal.
- Yay! - Yay!
Yay! I'm so happy.
I really am happy.
Oh boy.
What's the plan?
So we'll just move over so you guys can have that room?
Oh yeah. That's perfect.
What's like the plan for the game?
- What game? - The game of the house.
I don't know.
Let's get this straight.
New York did not kick me out of the room.
Because if I wanted to stay there,
I would have stayed there.
I didn't give two sh--s about her.
I'm not afraid of her or anybody else in this house.
Okay? Okay. [laughs]
Grab all your sh--. Let's go, girl.
[grunts]
Thank God, I voted for you then.
I'm just kidding.
This is a real sh-- show.
[upbeat jazzy music]
I'll just put it on the floor.
Damn. Nobody helping me.
I'm so excited.
Yay.
Got you.
What are you trying to do? Crack an apple in half?
- Yeah. - You do that?
I've never seen that done.
Something really crazy happened.
During the storm, Rich got struck by lightning.
- He did? - Look at him.
Oh, my gosh. He's singed!
He got struck by lightning.
Bye, Richard.
- Bye! - Into the witch's brew.
- [bleep] you, Richard. - [Wes laughing]
I really hope Larsa doesn't put me up.
- That would----ing suck. - Yeah.
Likewise.
No conversations without me because I get very paranoid.
Just kidding.
- We are nervous. - I'm like, who are you going
to put up? I'm paranoid.
You're so personable,
so you've built connections with everyone.
- I have. - But really strong connections,
hopefully, fingers crossed, with me.
[laughs]
And me.
Mm-hmm.
Because I voted for Theresa, you're mad at me.
It would've maybe hurt her feelings
if she had no votes or felt no--
Yeah, but how do you know how many votes she's gonna get?
Because I know the house. I've been living here.
You bet against me. You did not know the house.
I didn't bet against you
because I see how Safaree's with you, Wes.
She doesn't have those connections.
Honestly, since Larsa came, she's been working to benefit
her game, which is what everyone in here is doing,
but I don't want to sell myself out and be like that.
That's why I voted for Teresa and showed loyalty to her.
New York, yeah, put you two against each other,
and it maybe didn't affect other people,
but like it affected me.
- I was like, it's hard. - Wait, I don't want you to cry.
- Don't cry. - But seriously, I'm like,
It's hard.
It was hard.
Because, yeah, I've known you longer.
But you've known me longer, and like...
Look, it's like a wedding.
[cheering]
Your dog just peed on your present.
But you kind of stopped talking to me, Larsa.
I've never stopped talking to you,
and then you have a new number.
You texted me from a random number.
No, babe, I have both numbers still,
and I followed you on Instagram.
You never followed me back.
I didn't even know you followed me on Instagram.
Well, it is what it is, so.
But I see how you are.
You have problems with everyone almost in this house.
You've had problems with multiple people.
You've been here two days longer than me.
- I moved my bed for you. - I know. Thank you.
I would move my bed for you now. Do you want to--
- You can have your-- - No, it's fine.
But I'm saying, like, I tried my best to be accommodating,
and, like, I'm gonna, if you don't mind,
like, take a break from this conversation.
I'm, like, really overwhelmed.
No, I'm not trying to make you cry.
No, I'm just, like, taking a break, Larsa.
Like, I cannot.
I need to start doing that.
Start crying every time someone has a conversation with me.
I think this house is too much for her.
Wait, who were you just talking to?
Larsa.
She said to me, "You have problems with everyone
"in this house, so I'm seeing that it's you
"that's the problem."
You don't have problems with everyone in this house, right?
No, I don't have problems with any of them.
I didn't mean to make you cry.
Like, I'm not-- that's not my intention.
You told me I have a problem with everyone in this house.
I do have some friends in this house.
Don't get loud at me, because I'm twice as loud as you.
I'll match your energy twice, like trust me.
I'm not trying to.
I am sorry if I hurt your feelings.
- Don't cry. - It wasn't intentional.
You don't have to cry. Why are you crying?
Because it hurts me.
Why are you crying? You just--
Babe, I'm exhausted.
Fine, then you don't have to cry.
I'm gonna start crying too.
[mimics crying]
- Girl, bye. - Thanks, girls.
I don't think it's genuine emotions.
She's very sensitive, you know.
I am too.
I think she knows how to play certain people,
and I think she's very strategic.
I want Victoria gone.
[man yawning]
Did you like your new room?
- Yes. - It worked out well?
I did. And you know, it's bigger.
It was so random.
Once you cross me, I'm done.
So now I know who my next target is.
Yeah, we saw.
She made it so easy.
You guys really did me a favor, because I like Vicky.
Like, we vibe good together.
I have a soft spot for her.
- I feel bad for her, you know. - Yeah, me too.
I could tell, she's not just crying to be fake.
She's very sensitive.
Are we gonna defend her this afternoon with Larsa?
I would like to.
My goal on this reward is to get Victoria out
of Larsa's mouth and thus off of the Hit List
and replace her with Camilla
to seek revenge on what Camilla did to me last cycle.
I feel like she's not a threat.
Exactly.
- [bell ringing] - Larsa.
Ooh.
Congrats on becoming our new supervillain.
When it comes to reality villains,
maybe one day we'll be calling you the G-O-A-T.
Speaking of which, it's time to get ready
for your reward outing.
Yay.
Who keeps putting this towel here?
Wait up, the third housewife is coming.
I'm basically being made into a default housewife
and probably the first redheaded one.
Bye, bitches.
I'm so happy I'm leaving this house.
I'm excited that we're all here together.
Yeah, thank you for taking me.
So, I don't know who I'm gonna put on.
I feel like I want to do three girls.
Since it was the boys that were on the, you know,
- the chopping block. - Oh, yeah, yeah.
I really do think that Vicky is with you two.
I think, I think she's with me as well, but I think she--
She's not with me, she's with you.
She wants to be with you too.
She needs some girlfriends.
No, and I want to be there for her.
And then Camilla, she is...
- A loose cannon. - Like, ruthless.
I feel like when I think of putting Kandy,
- I kind of feel guilty. - Here's more tea.
Her and Camilla were gonna put you two up.
- Is that true? - If they had won.
100%.
Is this true?
A little.
It's not that Camilla said
that she wanted to get rid of the housewives.
What do I think about her?
I don't-- I don't think I would use the word threat,
but I think that strategically, it's the right move.
Yeah.
She was, in fact, complacent.
And a small part of the plan to get rid of the housewives.
They're out.
No one----s with the housewives.
[laughs]
Where are we?
This is like borderline Mexico.
Oh, my God, how beautiful is this place?
Oh, my God!
Would you like to do some yoga?
I love yoga.
I'm ready to get my namaste on.
All right, we're gonna come into tabletop.
I feel entirely too vulnerable right now.
Yeah, that's probably-- that's pretty common.
- What's that smell? - [goat bleating]
- What's the smell? - Something smells weird.
Oh, my God, 'cause there's a goat.
Actually, these guys are gonna help us out a little bit.
Oh, my gosh!
If you come down onto the ground,
they're natural climbers.
That's why this kind of came into being a thing.
You can actually come down maybe in frog pose
if you want to get really down low.
You can be in child's pose.
But yeah, they're gonna jump up on your back.
Okay. All right.
Oh, my God.
And then go back into downward dog.
Oh no, not my face.
Oh, my God.
I want to do yoga. I want to relax.
Okay, dude. Ah!
How can I be relaxed when there's a goat pulling
on my hair?
No, dude.
The juxtaposition between two Housewives doing yoga
but having goats crawl all over them is poetic.
Oh, he's peeing, Teresa.
[yells]
[mimicking groaning]
[yelling]
Ah, it's chewing my hair.
[speaking in slow motion indistinctly]
[yells]
[record scratch]
I don't feel very namaste right now.
[comedic drum accent]
Trust me, I'm the sensitive friend, okay?
Yeah, listen, like, we're adults.
It just kind of all weighed down on me yesterday.
And I want you to know, like,
I'm not just trying to attack anybody.
That's what I need to work on for myself, you know?
Yeah.
Like, when Larsa said I'm fake crying--
You were hurt. You felt like your feelings
were valid because you felt like you guys had a friendship.
Like, I met her in social scenes in Miami.
I reached out a few times.
It wasn't reciprocated.
Do you feel she's what they call fake?
The word more than fake I would use is self-absorbed.
She's here to play her game.
My toxic trait is I gossip, and I need to work on that.
But, like, gossiping is how women communicate
and take down the patriarchy.
So, it's a fact.
I heard it on a podcast. It must be true.
To not follow someone back on Instagram is a dig.
Like, you can say I didn't see it.
We're all on Instagram all----ing day long.
Like, don't think, like, you're too good to follow me.
Does she have a lot of followers?
Yeah, but babe, she buys her followers.
How do you have five million followers
and a hundred comments? Come on.
- Oh, that's crazy. - It just is what it is.
[laughs]
Oh, wow, okay.
- Look at you. - You're so cute.
So, Wes, I think we have a good game plan for today.
So, you're putting up Kandy?
- I think right now it's-- - Milly?
I think it's Camilla, Kandy.
That's what I'm thinking.
Understood.
- Well, I feel good. - I feel great.
I'm glad I'm safe. Thank you.
The Housewives, the three of us need to stick together.
- Yes, housewife. - Us three housewives.
- All right, Ginger? - Yes.
Real Housewives of the Valley.
I like that.
Welcome to the Real Housewives of the Valley.
If you're gonna be a bitch, then welcome to my dog's party.
This is done.
Don't come for my roast, or you will be on the menu.
The only fake thing about me is my MENSA membership.
That's gonna be the least successful
of all of your guys' franchises.
You never know. Look at this place.
[upbeat music]
We're home.
Namaste, bitches.
- How was your day? - Hey.
- So good. - You guys look chill.
Was it a run? What'd you guys--
Hi. How are you?
We did goat yoga.
- Yoga? - What?
- With goats? - Little baby goats
crawling all over us.
Hey, babe.
Hey, boo. How are you?
How was your little outing?
It was good.
How you feeling about tonight?
I feel like I'm, like, stressed the [bleep] out.
I'm not sure, to be honest with you.
I don't know what to do.
You know, I felt like I wanted Victoria out,
but then it's like, is she really a threat?
I sat in something wet.
I don't know.
You guys, it's too stressful for me to handle.
I'm like, I should've let Teresa win,
but then it would've really been messed up if she won.
Oh, this feels good to relax.
I said to her, I'm gonna put--
Wes is playing you.
I wasn't gonna say it, but--
It's funny, because the guys said you said
you wanted the housewives out.
- Why would I----ing do that? - I know, I know.
I'm telling you, but that's what they're--
I'm telling you what they're saying.
Some people that are trying to get out the housewives, now,
I've heard conversations about it,
and have maybe agreed to them leaving.
But that's not my game.
Jessie!
Wes! We're gonna get to the bottom of this right now.
Y'all told Larsa I wanted to get her out,
- the housewives out? - I didn't say nothing.
Larsa said you said, and Wes.
Camila was, at the very least, complacent...
in the boys' plot against the housewives.
Now, I'm gonna start playing cutthroat too
in this mother----er.
She was involved in those conversations,
and even though she wasn't leading them,
she would smile and nod,
and at the very least, she's playing both sides,
which is bad.
What is going on?
- Hey, Wes. - Hey.
Why is it that every time you come back from a reward,
sh-- is just hitting the fan?
Listen, how did it get bad?
Like, I just went to bed...
Well, Larsa came back and told us
how you don't want Victoria gone.
I personally definitely don't want Victoria gone.
She saved me.
Hi.
Did Camilla come talk to you?
What happened?
What I said was that Camilla baited me.
The housewives thing.
I was sitting in front of my mirror, Wes was in his bed,
and originally, you said--
No, no, no, no, we're not gonna do that.
- Okay. - Did I say that?
Yes or no?
You did not say housewives, you said Larsa.
I said Larsa?
You asked me if I thought that Larsa was a threat,
to which I said, "No, I don't."
I don't think I would use the word threat,
but I think that strategically it's the right move.
Yeah.
Oh, this is a joke, right?
Vicky, is what I just said true?
Yes, but I'm not getting into the debate right now.
Don't think that Vicky's also your friend now
because she just called you a fake bitch earlier.
No, that's not what happened!
- Yes, you did! - Oh!
That she's not been a friend,
that she has never been a friend.
She's a fake bitch.
Do you feel she's what they call fake?
Mm-hmm.
Camilla says, "Is Larsa fake?"
I said no, she's more calculated is a word I would use.
You didn't say calculated! What?
That is a word.
The word more than fake I would use is self-absorbed.
She's here to play her game.
You have five million followers, and you-- Hold on.
- And how you bought them all. - You bought your followers.
[tense music]
Disgusting.
Everybody knows you don't talk trash about the gram.
It's a safe space.
No, I didn't say you bought them all,
- I said maybe some of them. - Yes, you did!
- [screaming] - Oh, my God. You crazy?
Babe, she buys her followers.
How you have five million followers
and a hundred comments.
- Why are you so fake though? - I'm not.
Why would you say that when you have--
Of bullsh--.
I can't take it, it's too much drama here.
You really can't trust anyone in this house.
They're all snakes.
- Do you remember? - Yes.
Okay, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Okay, good.
- [bell ringing] - Larsa!
How does it feel to be Supervillain, girl?
Feels so good.
Villains, it's time for your third
Hit List nomination ceremony.
All right, y'all.
Cheers, I love you.
I'm really glad Larsa's Supervillain,
so I feel pretty confident that Kandy, Milly,
and Victoria are going up tonight.
Housewife supremacy.
[tense music]
Hello, Villains, and welcome to your Hit List nominations.
I hate this----ing room.
Larsa, you are the Supervillain of the week.
Please take your chair and take it dramatically
so we can use it for our promo.
Really dramatic.
♪
Larsa, you get to choose the three villains
in danger of being banished.
Besides New York, she's safe.
New York, how does it feel to be safe tonight?
It feels amazing.
I feel larger than life.
No wonder I'm the city that never sleeps
because I am pulsating in all different types of places.
- Uh-huh. - Oh, wow.
I have no follow-up questions.
- He knows me. - [all laughing]
So, Larsa, who are you going to piss off first?
[sighs] So, the first person
was not even on my list originally.
I just keep hearing that this person is a liar
and an instigator and is in every pocket
and every story in the house,
so I feel like I don't want to listen to any more
of the lies and the bullsh--,
so I'm gonna say...
Victoria.
I already knew that.
Yes, I did talk sh-- on Larsa today,
but I didn't say anything that was a lie.
I wore a heart just for you,
because I knew you were putting me up.
And in the wise words of my favorite villain,
Bobby Lytes, game on, Larsa.
There's probably a reason why I never followed you
on Instagram, and there's probably a reason
why I never liked you when we hung out three times socially.
'Cause to me, you thought we were friends,
and you were being fake about it.
- As you say I am. - No, I think I was
actually being real. I never followed you,
and I never----ed with you for a reason.
- Cool. - Okay.
You should have said that last night.
- Say, I never----ed with you. - No.
Instead of saying, "I never saw it.
"I'm so busy. I have four kids."
Fighting about Instagram, it's just a regular day here
at the House of Villains.
You're being fake and a liar.
You're calling me fake and a liar?
- You're fake and a liar. - Okay.
My tears are done.
- Like, I'm here to play. - Good. Great.
Larsa, who do you want to get in a three or four minute long
screaming match with next?
I think this person has been very emotional.
A lot of highs and lows.
Between Victoria and this person arguing back and forth.
I just kind of figured Camilla and Victoria,
like, one of them should go.
To me, Larsa has been being a snake in my own room,
but I do believe Wes planted a seed,
and it came to...
What is it, "fruitation"? Is that how the word said?
You're making rookie moves, and, like, welcome to our game.
I'm gonna listen to a person that literally
doesn't even have a direction in their life.
- Okay. - Oh!
You just came in the house. Everybody wanted you
to get hazed, and I saved your ass.
I can respect this bitch more than anybody
because she keeps it real with me
and lets me know how it - ing feel.
Even if she says something behind my back,
we come and we talk about it and move forward.
- Let's go. Game on. - Game on.
There you go.
Nothing brings people together like hate and spite
directed towards a third party.
It's kind of heartwarming, actually, guys.
And, Larsa, who is your final Hit List nomination?
This is really, really hard.
Really, really hard for me because I spent all day
with this person, had the best day with this person,
and I hope this person understands this is a game,
and I'm not trying to hurt this person at all.
Wes...
[scoffs] I mean, [bleep].
We had a great day today, and...
I feel like I understand the game.
So, it's Teresa.
What the [bleep]?
I mean, if you know anything about me,
loyalty!
She was with me all day.
Did the goats hit you in the head or something?
I mean, I don't understand.
Wow, you've been calling me your best friend.
Whoa!
This is definitely housewife on housewife crime right here.
Oh, my God.
Baby, I am gagged!
You are a snake.
I thought we had a housewife bond, you know?
But let's play the game.
People in this house think that Teresa and I have this clique.
I was just on "Traitors," and being one of other housewives
worked against me, but that's not going to happen.
Well, there you have it.
Victoria, Camilla and Teresa are on the Hit List.
Tomorrow, you'll compete to get removed from the Hit List
during the redemption challenge.
Okay, kids, you get out of here.
Go crazy.
Just like Tanisha said, it ain't no mother----
friends in this house.
And I'm out.
Next on "House of Villains..."
- Oh! - Good morning, villains.
On your marks, go.
It seems like I'm just getting lost at this point.
I'm throwing us a slumber party because school is out.
You know what? [bleep] you, Teresa, you bitch!
Who's getting yelled at?
Welcome to New York, New Jersey!
Kiss my ass!