Previously on "House of Villains..."
This party is actually your Battle Royale Challenge.
Just give it to me.
- We'll give it to Camilla. - Thank you.
You a crafty [bleep]. You a crafty bitch.
- We worked it out. We're fine. - Hush! [bleep] y'all.
He wants me gone, and I'd rather get rid of him first.
I'm gonna ride you until you tell me the truth.
- Ride me, then. - Your Prince Albert couldn't
take it, but I'm still gonna give it a try.
I have a secret!
- Hypothetically. - Yeah.
Wes, Safaree.
- Jess, or... - I say New York, but.
I've played this game. I know how it works.
I'm really, really, really good, so I need you to listen.
Richard, for you to be telling me what to do?
I'm the Supervillain. I have the power.
Camilla, you get to choose the three Villains
to put on the Hit List.
Safaree. Get your ass up on the Hit List, baby.
- Ooh! - Good job.
Damn, Camilla. I was the Supervillain last week.
You weren't even a thought when I was making my Hit List.
Wes, get your ass up there.
You are the biggest threat to me in this house, baby.
She has woken a sleeping giant.
Ahh!
Wes, Safaree, and Tiffany. Wes, Safaree, and Tiffany.
It's not that difficult.
- Rich. - Mm-hmm.
Let's see if you can survive tonight.
Get your ass up there.
What the [bleep]? What the [bleep]?
What the [bleep] happened to the plan? The plan, girl!
I have a little cock in here that is a Knock Blocker.
- What? - The Knock Blocker gives
Victoria the power to block the Supervillain
from knocking a Villain off the show.
I am gonna save Wes in this.
Jessie, I am gonna put you up.
What?
I wish I would've stuck to my gut
and voted her out when we had the chance.
This sh-- just got----ing real.
- Morning, ladies. - Hi.
- How you feeling, Wes? - Safe as sh--.
- Is this dish liquid here? - I think so.
- You, like, tap it. - Oh, okay.
Oh! Well, of course I can't let you walk away
without asking you the $200,000 question.
Are you and Wes gonna work it out at some point later on?
- I wanna-- - Yeah, of course.
Sit down with him?
I wanna explain, like, we playing a game.
I put Wes up even though we are working together
because I wanted to make a big move.
But, unfortunately, the missile went off,
but it just didn't land where it was supposed to hit. Epic fail.
I'm glad that you made them feel
the sting of your wrath so early on.
No. What doesn't make sense to me is Victoria,
the person that's sleeping in my----ing room,
put me up out of left field.
It just goes to show how fake Victoria truly is.
And by the way, Victoria, how are you going to get further
in this game if I'm not here helping Wes and yourself?
Vote for me, okay?
You could maybe pledge your undying allegiance to us.
Duh. That's-- Obviously.
Are you dumb?
I was just so ignorant to think-- I'm like, "Man."
You're not ignorant. That's the game.
- Yeah. - This really is, like,
House of Cuckoo Beans.
"I don't care who goes home."
"I also don't care who goes home."
Your hair looks lighter today.
It has highlights.
Girl, that's the power of a new wig!
- Oh! - My whole wig, girl.
I gotta toss it every six days.
- You know-- - It used to be straight.
You gotta swap 'em out.
Morning, you.
- Mmm. - That's the love I love.
That real love. Unconditional.
Oh, [bleep] you.
- May I talk to you? - You w-- I would love that.
Camilla took a shot by putting me on the Hit List and missed.
This is the only person that I've really pledged
my allegiance to, and I am perturbed to say the least.
But here's the thing. When you take a shot at the king,
you better not miss.
I may have made a wrong move.
You know, but I didn't do it in a way--
Because I feel like two people come back.
- Yeah. - The person that was
supposed to be going was not intentioned for you.
Putting your main person in the line of fire
is not what I meant by "misdirect"
and "stay on the other side of the house."
- Okay. I'm learning. So-- - Smoke bombs, not bombs.
Right. So where are we now?
I'm gonna get over it faster than usual.
She's gonna say it's this and that,
but the reality is Camilla feels guilty.
I am quiet right now,
but will I be seeking vengeance? Yes.
We can go through this day. Let's get through this day.
Let's see what happens.
Do your parents live in Fort Lauderdale?
So my mom passed when I was one.
- That's so young. - So young. Yeah.
- How'd she pass? - Cancer.
So, I mean, you had a little rough life too.
Mm-hmm.
My closest relationship in my life is my dad,
but I definitely always had an attitude problem
growing up because there was deeper pain my whole life.
It's something I deal with and I've gotten better with,
but it was not easy.
Everyone needs their mom, you know?
- I know. - They do.
I feel like Victoria is misunderstood.
I don't find her to be annoying, and I feel bad for her.
She's had a tough life.
All the girls, they're as happy as pigs in mud.
I'm just gonna make me a couple bacon.
I have to take my iron pills.
So infuriating. Like, just infuriating.
It's clear as day that these women, they're against us guys.
But I know I'm gonna win the Redemption Challenge.
And then when I come back, it's revenge time.
Good morning, Villains!
- Uh-oh. - It's almost time for
your next Redemption Challenge.
Game on, bitches. So get ready.
No!
What are you guys wearing?
I'm wearing this.
I've been manifesting 200k and just letting the universe...
Well, since you brought it up, what would you do with it?
I would love to open, like, a Pilates studio
- or have a business. - Oh, wow.
And then...
Listen, y'all, the walls are very thin in this house,
and people's voices travel, so you always have to eavesdrop.
And, bitch, at this point in the game,
it is time to start shaking sh-- up.
They're in the room right now, talking.
- Are you all set to go? - I'm all good. What about you?
Talking about what Victoria would do with the, um, 200k.
I think I heard something about opening a Pilates studio.
- How old is she? - 31.
Too old to be having parking tickets.
Exactly.
Yeah.
That is the fakest sh-- I've ever seen.
I do not believe I can trust Kandy,
and I should've put Kandy up when I had the little cock.
- How you doing? - Not so great.
- Why? - 'Cause I'm wondering if you
are actually loyal to me or if I should've put you up,
to be honest. 'Cause I've been hearing some things.
- Girl, from who? - From my own brain.
'Cause I heard you saying, like, oh, I don't need the money
because I just wanna have a Pilates studio,
and, "How does she even have so many parking tickets?"
I said how does she have parking tickets?
- They're not parking tickets. - I wanted to know how many.
I don't know. That's what they said.
No, it's not speeding. I was so broke,
I couldn't afford my insurance, so my license got suspended and
my tag expired 'cause I didn't have----ing money to pay sh--.
No, I don't. I haven't had it in three years.
It's not in alignment with, like, who I am as a person.
So, like, that's why I don't have money.
At this age, I thought, you know, maybe you'd be
a little more responsible with that part.
A lot of people say, "Oh, you're 31.
"You should have more financial, like, whatever."
But everyone's on their own life journey.
What I said was I was upstairs and I heard her say
what she would do with the money.
It just sounded like you guys were saying,
like, oh, she doesn't need it.
I really hope you don't do me dirty.
Like, I hope I can trust you.
Okay.
Villains! It is time to go.
Okay, we coming right now!
People call me a cocky, arrogant bastard
and blah, blah, blah, whatever.
I am somewhat confident I can win this challenge.
It's too damn soon if I go home.
Too-- too damn soon.
Five and five.
- Camilla. - After you.
I get carsick. I get carsick.
Victoria is so annoying. Don't nobody got time for that.
Let me tell you what I don't like.
Yesterday she told me, "Shut the [bleep] up."
She was gonna keep it in her back pocket,
- but she knows you said it. - No! Shut the [bleep] up,
- Safaree, let me speak. - Why are you talking
- to him like that? - Yeah, why you cursing me out?
I would never say that to you.
And nobody in this house ever said that to anybody.
Babe, I get carsick. I'm not doing this.
No, I physically can't fit back there.
Don't look here, you idiot. Don't-- You can't get in here.
There's five of us. What's wrong?
They said five and five.
There's only four over there.
I don't wanna sit in the back.
- Tell Camilla to come here. - No, just go in the back.
I physically can't sit back there.
Dude, you're such a pain.
You throwing your tantrums. That's what you get.
Victoria, do you wanna sit here with me in this seat?
I can't sit in the back 'cause I get carsick.
- No, I literally get carsick. - I do too.
Who's getting carsick? Everybody get carsick?
I've gotten carsick since I'm little.
I didn't even know that.
I didn't even know that was a thing.
Even if I'm on a boat, I have to look forward.
- I can't be in the back. - Yeah.
So you can't look forward if you're in the back?
Kandy, just don't-- Like, what are you trying me for?
Trying you? I physically can't fit in the back. I'm too tall.
So glad that you're in my body and you can tell me
when I get sick and don't. Thank you.
So glad you're in my body and you can tell me
where to sit and don't.
Victoria's just too much.
The next time I'm in the top, goodbye. Get rid of the bitch.
You start it, and then you act like a little victim.
I didn't start anything, I said
- I can't sit in the backseat. - If I'm telling you--
Did we not resolve the problem?
What I don't do is keep arguing when the problem's been solved.
Let's reshoot that, because I'm not going in that car
with that dumbass bitch. 'Cause I'm gonna curse her out.
- Victoria. - Victoria? Yeah, she too much.
Hmm!
Well, guys, what's gonna happen?
I wonder how quiet their ride is.
Who knows?
- What do you think-- - They're nervous.
Oh, for sure. They're so nervous.
Damn, is this where all the---ing planes
- have been landing? - Yeah.
Two are coming back. That's why I hope Rich goes.
I don't know, 'cause Rich is sneaky a little bit.
- Yeah, Rich is not talking. - Richard is a putrid asshole.
Ho-ho-ho. What do we got? What do we got?
What in the name of my backside--
Metal, metal.
I just see a maze. I see high voltage.
Oh, somebody's getting electrocuted.
I really have no idea what the hell I'm up against,
but I know I'm about to get shocked.
Is that me with a gold chain and a goatee?
Those dummies!
Jessie is in a full meditation mode right now.
Bobby!
I'm back, bitches!
- Bobby! - Oh, sh--!
Hello, my little Villains.
- Hey, Bobby! - Work it!
Am I too late for the season one finale?
If you're wondering where Bobby is, we couldn't find him.
You will never, ever find another Villain like me.
I watched last season, and I know Bobby Lytes
is the ultimate Villain, because guess what?
He just does not give a [bleep].
All you bitches are laughing at the wrong jokes!
No, seriously. New York, seriously.
Johnny Bananas, would you please come get... what's ever going on
- on this floor up? - I wish I could!
Are you-- you making out with my doll?
I was trying to eat you alive.
I am so excited because he is gonna
make these guys suffer today, honey.
Joel couldn't be here, so he put me in charge, like I should be.
Good idea.
You remind me of what's-her-name from House Bunny.
"Lisa!"
Oh, yeah!
The name of the challenge is "Body Snatchers."
Game on.
Here's how the challenge works.
There are three blow-up dolls in the center of this maze
that represents each one of you three.
- I am Mr. PEC-Tacular. - Straight!
I won "Survivor."
One at a time, you must make your way through the maze,
extract yourself from the center of this maze
and then exit out the other side.
The fastest time wins and gets off of the Hit List.
But here's the catch.
This is an electric maze.
Ah, [bleep].
And you'll be blindfolded.
Ugh. Oh, my goodness.
So you must select a lookout to guide you through the maze.
I'm not into pain,
'cause getting my nipples pierced hurt like hell.
Safaree, you are up first.
So, who do you choose as your lookout?
I'm gonna put my trust in Wes.
Richard, who do you want to be your guide?
I choose Kandy.
- Kandy. - Wow.
Big surprise. Safaree and Rich pick Wes and Kandy,
two of the biggest competitors inside this house.
And the rest of the pool of people that
I don't even talk to can't even look me in the eyes.
Last but not least, Jessie, who do you choose?
Which leaves Larsa, who literally just showed up
a few days ago, and she's supposed to be my eyes and ears
to save my entire game.
This Redemption Challenge is all about trust,
so I'm putting all my faith in Larsa
and hoping she doesn't screw me over.
So, if you don't think I'm an underdog,
you're an asshole.
I'm going to go out on a leap of faith.
Larsa, if you'd help me get through this.
- Aw. - I got you.
All righty, Jessie, Safaree, and Richard,
let's get everyone in position.
I'm scared. I know I'm about to get shocked,
but I need to come back with a W.
If I don't win, I'm definitely gonna be in a bit of a pickle.
And, um, I don't like pickles.
I can see your nipple piercings through your shirt.
- Yeah, baby. - Three, two, one.
Game on. Game on. Game on.
No, a little to your right.
- Sharp left, sharp left! - Go straight. Go left, left!
To your right, right. Right, step right.
Straight. Straight, straight, straight.
Oh, my God!
All I'm doing is banging into stuff,
getting zapped about 4,000 times.
- Straight. - Oh, sh--!
Yep, go straight, go straight.
Go straight. Straight, go straight.
Go straight, the doll's right there.
The doll, grab the doll, grab the doll, grab the doll.
- All right, go back. - What the [bleep]?
Keep going. Right. Right. Right.
- What, where-- - - No, straight. Sorry, straight.
Oh, jeez. Blindfolded and being zapped? 1,000% miserable.
Go right.
Right.
I'm not gonna try to sabotage Jessie.
I want him to think of me as an ally,
because if I need Jessie in the future,
then I think he would help me stay in the house.
Pick up your dummy. It's right there.
Okay, good. Now back up.
Oh, God. Okay.
Straight and pick up your dummy. Straight. Straight.
Straight four feet.
- Four feet! - Move, Safaree!
He's going so freaking slow.
If I had to do this, I would've gotten first place.
Partly because I'm a lot faster than he is,
and also because he's just not as smart.
- Straight. Straight. - Keep going, keep going.
Straight. You're good. There he is. There he is.
Pick him up, pick him up.
Okay, now turn around.
- Okay, straight. Straight. - Oh, my God.
Ah! [bleep]!
A little left. Straight. A little left. Straight.
Take one half step to your left.
That looks painful, and let me tell you this,
I'm very happy I'm not in his position,
because if it was me, I would quit.
Ah! [bleep]!
- Go to your left. - Oh, he's----ing shocked.
- Trust me! - All right, Richard, go back.
- Uh-huh. - Make a right. Go straight,
go straight, go straight.
Go straight, go straight.
Bitch, suck it up! Make a right!
My heart is pounding. I am sweating.
I am freaking out because I do not wanna be responsible
for making Rich lose.
To the left, left, left. Keep coming.
Straight.
You're almost done. Make a right. Make a right.
Make a right and go straight. Straight, straight.
- Straight! Go! - Straight! Straight!
- Straight! - !
Oh, my God.
You were yelling "straight" so much
I felt like you were my dad.
That sh-- hurt.
- Yeah, baby! - So let me ask you a question.
How are your piercings feeling right now?
Heaven. Are you kidding? I am tingly!
Oh, my God.
- Good job, Jessie. - I was so confused.
You did it faster than him.
Wow, that was exciting. It was actually electrifying.
Time to find out who's still screwed.
The Villain with the slowest time...
Safaree.
Sorry, Safaree. You're still on the Hit List.
The fact that I'm even up here, like, fighting to stay
in the house, I'm really disappointed, I'm not gonna lie.
The time difference between the first and second place
- was only six seconds. - Whoa.
The Villain with the fastest time
and who has gotten themselves off the Hit List is...
was only six seconds.
The Villain with the fastest time
and who has gotten themselves off the Hit List is...
...Jessie.
Let's go!
Redemption is mine,
and it's so nice!
That was so good, that was so good.
Congratulations, Jessie, you are off the Hit List.
Yeah!
That means Safaree and Richard,
you guys are still up for banishment,
and it is now up for the house to decide
on who will be sent home.
- Ooh. - Okay, guys, so I'm gonna
come back to the house with you guys.
- Wonderful, Bobby! - Ooh!
Let's go home.
- Let's go play with Bobby. - Let's go home.
Oh, my goodness, I'm so happy that Jessie won
and Hatch is staying on that Hit List.
Ooh, it feels so good to be home!
That Prince Albert has to retire from the Royal Family
because it's all used up and shriveled up,
and there's no more royal jewels left in your nuts.
Well, congratulations.
- How do you feel? - Awesome.
Wait, Rich, how did you-- how were you moving so fast?
I had a sense of where the openings were,
but I couldn't find the damn dummy.
That dummy was a big fat dummy.
Am I staying?
- I think so. - Oh, good.
I definitely think Richard is a bigger threat than Safaree.
On "Survivor," he was attacked by a three-foot shark,
and instead of screaming or fighting the shark,
he bit the shark back.
That is a very dangerous person to me.
I love you, Richard,
but you've got to go back to the sharks.
No.
Villains, I'm home.
What the [bleep] did you guys do to my house?
Hi!
Wow, the house looks different! Give me a hug.
I love that Bobby's come back to the house to hang out with us.
That's his name, Bobby, right?
Yeah.
You didn't watch anything, did you?
I only watched the first and the last, yeah.
Hey!
Which bed did you choose?
Bobby, that's my boy back from "Love & Hip Hop,"
and he's the life of the party.
- Where is the bottle? - He's outrageous.
Mwah!
He's funny as hell.
- Ooh! Shoes! - Shoes!
Extremely honest.
I remember you guys' first encounter on "Scared Famous."
You guys had a one-on-one in the bathroom and
you got to show him your-- Show--
Yo! What are you talking about?
But he has a big-ass mouth.
What are you doing here, Bobby?
I have an announcement to make, you guys.
I am joining the competition.
I'm kidding.
The night is young.
- Let me take another shot. - Right now [bleep].
Mmm-- Oh! You don't-- you acting funny 'cause Bobby here now?
- What are you talking about? - Hi!
Can you please stop touching me?
- Okay. I'ma exit. - I didn't even--
- I haven't seen you all day. - You put your hand out.
I'm fine. I don't wanna talk to you. Just chill.
Okay, then I sure as hell am voting you out.
Good. Bye! I'm not kissing your ass.
- Get out of here. - Wait...
You have a----ing attitude for no reason all the time.
This is my first time seeing him have such an attitude.
I don't know what Safaree's attitude is
- towards me in this situation. - Listen, yesterday in
the kitchen, you told me "Shut the [bleep] up."
- Don't talk to me like that. - 'Cause you probably said
- something to me. - Don't say nothing.
- No, you're always saying-- - Don't say I said--
I never told you to shut the [bleep] up.
I've never cursed at you.
That's honestly one of the nicest things
a Villain can say in the House of Villains.
- I'm just saying. - We've heard some worse things.
But apparently "Shut the [bleep] up"
hurts people's feelings nowadays.
I told Johnny Bananas "Shut the [bleep] up" so many times.
You not gon' tell me "shut the F up,"
not apologize, and then think,
"Oh, yeah, we cool now." Nah.
You're pissed 'cause you lost.
Don't take your attitude out on me.
I haven't been talking to you all day.
My vote could literally sway it.
You should be a little bit more smart and not have an attitude.
Guess what? If I leave, guess where I'm going to?
A six-bedroom house on the water.
- Congratulations. - You? You're going back
to speeding tickets.
So, I'm cool going back home.
Wait, why'd he say speeding tickets?
- Fill me in. Context. - Not speeding tickets.
They sh-- on me because
I don't have my financial health in order.
- It's okay. - They're always like--
Yeah, but also I just got yelled at.
- Like, what? No. - Now you're gonna play victim.
- Same sh-- you done. - Asking not to be yelled at.
Now you gonna play victim.
It was probably warranted that I said shut the [bleep] up
to Safaree, 'cause Safaree is being a complete dick to me.
And I get triggered because I've had financial challenges,
and it's just shady as [bleep].
I'll tell you this, Rich.
Like, I'm voting for you to stay in the house.
- I'm not dealing with that. - Thank you. I appreciate it.
Like, he was just rude to me for no reason.
That's so unnecessary.
This would be amazing to get Safaree out.
Like, this is "House of Villains." We need to...
not be so nice.
His ego is like a maniac.
The reason I've been telling people to get rid of Victoria
is because Victoria is emotional and unreliable.
But now, ironically, if Safaree keeps up,
it might play to my favor.
Just, like, screamed at me. Like, I'm, like, shaken.
- Cheers, guys. - Cheers!
- Bobby, cheers! - Cheers to my fellow Villains.
I wanna go stir up some more sh--.
You know, I'm not competing,
so you don't have to put any poison in this.
Watching Jessie play, I see errors all over the place.
But I also sense that he's more reliable than I thought.
And so I could use that and I can bond with him
a little bit more confidently.
As of last night, I despise the relationship
between Wes and Victoria.
I am gonna save Wes in this.
Jessie, I am gonna put you up.
- What? - Cock-a-doodle-doo, bitches.
So due to how close Safaree and Wes are,
keeping Rich in the game
would definitely help weaken Wes a little bit.
Hopefully, Richard weathers the storm and stays.
And if I have anything to say about it,
it'll be a long time, bucko.
Everyone so far loves you.
I thought everyone was gonna hate you.
- Why? - Because you give off
resting bitch, uh... yeah.
Did you hear what happened upstairs
- with the Vicky situation? - Yeah.
Hello.
You're gonna make my job hard.
All you had to do was shut your mouth.
I said stop touching me. She started crying.
And said I yelled at her.
I know, but you know better than that.
You're not acting like a good sociopath.
She's a pawn and you're just getting rid of our pawns.
Like, what are you doing?
Not to mention we need that pawn to keep you----ing safe.
I don't blame Safaree.
Victoria is pretty darn annoying.
I'm not gonna watch this show if you guys send me home.
And that will suck for you guys
'cause I have, like, a good fan base.
Am I your favorite person?
No. I don't wanna go up.
If you're gonna be two-faced, make one of them pretty.
But he screwed himself up. I want Hatch out.
And so now, Safaree needs to apologize.
You're gonna have to go in, eat your ego for a second
and you're gonna have to - ing say you're sorry.
I refuse to baby and pacify an adult.
Sorry.
We're playing a game
where all we do is baby and pacify people
that we don't care about.
Who do you-- I mean, so who do you feel it would benefit us.
If we don't get rid of Safaree,
putting up Safaree on the Hit List would've been pointless.
'Cause the whole point of getting rid of Safaree
was to, like-- Him and New York and Wes.
Okay, so there you go.
It brings Rich in, gives him a home.
However, if we keep Safaree,
it's like, do I feel safer than New York?
I sincerely-- They know each other
And the only person I would offer us is Rich.
All the tea is spilling out.
Jessie's telling me that he will go against the boys.
So, pretty much anything can happen.
If me and you are like this and we're on the same equal.
Yeah, 'cause I feel like we're trying to help each other out.
Okay, and if it's Rich and Safaree, who's gonna help us?
Rich.
Get rid of Safaree.
It would be stupid not to.
Lord, this game is so stressful.
Say you were in the house.
What vibes did you get of who you could trust?
Well, automatically I would feel like I can't trust you.
Really? I was hoping--
I just love----ing with you.
She's so easy. It's hard to hate you,
but I can see why people are annoyed by you in the house.
Yeah, I get that a lot.
Really?
'Cause you feel like I'm a good alliance with you.
Just kidding.
There is. There is cameras.
No.
Me and Larsa, we clicking. I sure as hell don't mind it.
I don't know if Larsa is married, engaged, has a boy--
I don't know what the hell Larsa's doing,
but she still looks good.
Oh, see now where the hell this one came from?
I didn't see that.
Between us girls,
you know, I just wanna offer you the real true advice.
I feel like you need to pull a stunt
if you wanna stay in this house.
'Cause Safaree's gonna work. Sh--.
Safaree's not gonna stop until it is time to vote.
Okay.
'Cause if you wanna last here.
What I gotta tell him is I don't wanna suck up.
- You know, I don't want-- - Do not do that.
- Okay. - New York went home that way.
I don't wanna sympathy vote. I don't need a sympathy vote.
You just said, in front of all these people,
that you did not want my vote.
Then again, [bleep] it. Be a villain.
- Yeah. - What's crazy is
you may actually get more votes sometimes
if you might say everyone.
You know what I'm saying?
- You just never know. - Yeah.
What?
Take advice from Bobby Lytes?
How long did he last?
I'm gonna follow all you guys back
- and all that good stuff. - I love you.
I'm not gonna go around yelling at everybody.
On the other hand, this is House of Villains.
Maybe being obnoxious is the skill.
See you later.
Make sure you guys vote responsibly tomorrow.
- Responsibly, he says. - I can be obnoxious.
- Let me open my cards today. - Your Luis love letter?
- Oh, I love you. - Oh, look at the rose on it.
"Miss you. Counting the seconds until you come home.
"Hi there, sunshine.
"You light up my world."
Oh, you get two today.
I don't think I opened one yesterday.
Oh, my goodness. That man.
Thank you, God, for another day.
I'm grateful to do push-ups, put on some coconut oil,
and put on three more new outfits.
Do you feel like, "Yo, you're here and you want this money?"
Oh, yeah. No, I want the money.
I mean, do you know what it's like to be in prison
for five years and fight legal battles for 20?
I have nothing.
After Survivor, I was handed a check
for more than a million dollars.
Shortly thereafter, the IRS claimed
I was attempting to evade taxes
and the judge sentenced me to 51 months.
But we've all got a story. It's just a--
it's just one of those things in life.
It's an opportunity. It would help.
But if it doesn't, then, you know,
look, I'm healthy, I'm educated.
- You got blue eyes. - I got blue eyes.
- You're white with blue eyes. - White with blue eyes.
You can get far with that.
Oh, this feels so good.
- Today's a warm day. - I know, I feel great.
I think I'm gonna do OnlyFans again for a little bit.
I have that company that I'm working with
that you should hire.
Yeah, I wanna open it back up.
I was making like 10 K a month
and I'm like, it's not worth it for this.
But now, in retrospect, that is good money.
How are we feeling today?
If you're asking about vote-wise,
I've changed my mind several times.
- Okay. - Rich is really smart,
playing really hard, and he won the biggest show
in the world with this format, the whole jury thing.
- Right. - Meanwhile, Safaree,
he's the most socially strong person here.
I don't wanna like, say names and piss people off,
but I'm tracking all the pros and cons here.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Bye. - Bye.
If I'm allegedly working with him,
you just got the same input that I just got.
- He doesn't divulge anything. - Right.
While sitting back, sleeping until noon.
That's how confident he is.
He wakes up. "Hey, fill me in." That's crazy.
I don't trust Wes.
If he's holding his cards close to him,
it doesn't really give me any faith in our relationship.
And I'm just waiting for a chance where I have power
to be able to do anything about it.
We gotta win. You know what I mean?
So Kandy, since you like, worked with Rich in the challenge,
do you think we should save him in the house?
I'm voting Safaree out tonight.
That's what I think too. To be honest.
What Victoria's saying, for her, it is sincere.
The problem with Victoria, it's unreliable.
Because it's only grounded
in whatever emotions happen to be driving it at the time.
If there is a person on the planet
more self-absorbed, I have not met her.
Safaree literally put me up on the Hit List
on the first week when he said he wouldn't
and betrayed his whole team.
So it's like, it would be stupid for me.
And I know everyone sitting at home will be
on their TVs thinking, "You dumb----ing bitch,
"Why didn't you-- why didn't you do?"
No, but for you, it's like so clear as day.
I don't even know. How did we even end up on a chopping block?
Uh, Camilla.
Trust nobody in here and nothing surprises me.
- Should I help you guys pack? - Hmm.
I feel so bad. What should I help with, you guys?
Going into banishment,
I am responsible for where I'm sitting.
I gave Camilla the power on the dance floor
to become Supervillain and, uh,
that's my undoing, potentially.
You kinda know who you're gonna put up, Teresa?
- Yeah. I'm very intuitive. - Of course you are.
Like, you know? Like, I fly under the radar.
I feel like with New York, it takes time to form a bond.
So, I'm keeping my cards close to me
and not let her know what I'm gonna do.
I'm not telling you.
What?
Look, Wes was right.
I have to get Vicky's vote because this is about numbers,
so I'm gonna be fake even though I've had it up to here
in my fur with her.
I cannot believe Jessie won.
Watching it, I thought he lost.
I'm pretty good at like math and numbers
and I could tell the seconds he won.
Like, that's not.
Yo, you wanna know what's so funny?
It's like, you're just so cute and funny,
like, and it's like you just don't know.
- Thanks. - You're just being yourself.
I don't know if I'm playing him or he's playing me,
but he did call me cute, so I have a lot to think about.
I'm gonna mail my parking tickets to your house.
Show it if you got it, girl.
Hey, Safaree. You looking real player tonight.
As far as who are my friends in the house right now,
I still don't know what the hell could happen.
I don't trust anybody in this house.
I'm just curious to see who gonna keep they word.
Good evening, Villains.
It is time for your banishment ceremony.
Please walk through the secret bookcase
so you can cast your votes.
Then, warm your hands on the bridges you've burned.
- Me first, me first, me first. - Let's go.
This house has been so finicky, so disloyal, so sneaky,
but I'm not ready to leave yet.
Come on, let's go.
Good game, good game, good game,
good game, good game, good game, good game.
And I can see Camilla's butt.
Bad bitch.
Villains, welcome back to the stronghold. How are you?
Don't answer that. Tonight is your second banishment ceremony.
- Camilla. - Yes.
You are the Supervillain. I can tell by your boots.
We're here for a time-honored American tradition:
flinging a reality star through a prop wall.
Richard, Safaree,
one of you will be banished from the House of Villains tonight
and you will miss out on a chance to win $200,000.
Please go stand by your chairs.
The rest of the Villains are about to vote on
which of you will be banished from the house.
It's time for you guys to make your final pleas.
Richard, do you have anything you wanna say?
Look, I really don't give a [bleep] about any of you.
Wow.
Particularly, New York.
She's a pain in the ass
and I could not stand being anywhere near her
for five seconds.
Richard, do you have anything you wanna say?
Look, I really don't give a [bleep] about any of you.
What just came out of my mouth was not true.
What?
But we're in the House of Villains.
This is not the place that I, a Survivor player,
thought would be where becoming friends matters.
Boring.
Richard, what are you even talking about right now?
That's not a way to win people's votes.
This is a game and we're all playing.
I'd love to stay the rest of the game,
so do what's in your heart.
Okay. All right.
Thank you, Richard.
Safaree, do you have anything you wanna say?
Everybody in this house individually,
they know how I feel about them.
Um, I don't know how to be fake.
It feels weird that I'm up here looking at everybody
who's here and I feel like when this experience is done...
...it's really not gonna be...
...easy for me because...
Is he crying?
...I really feel like I got a connection
with everybody in here.
Take off your glasses.
I'm not joking.
It's fake. And I love all that about him.
I'm not joking. I'm dead serious.
What the hell?
Safaree needs to go to a better acting school.
You're not the next Denzel. Like, sorry.
I really love y'all. Not playing.
I know I joke around a lot, but right now I'm really not joking.
I'm a Cancer. I'm emotional. So, that's it.
- New York. - He was crying,
but it's the dry type of tear.
Okay, it is time to vote. Jessie, you're up first.
Safaree, Richard, you may sit.
Oh, this is crazy.
You ever been strapped in?
Uh, once or twice.
How much did you pay for those glasses?
- $1,000. - $1,000.
You do look like you just got cataract surgery.
And the votes are in.
The second Villain to be banished from the house is...
Oh, goodness.
Richard Hatch.
You nasty bastards and bitches.
Richard, it was a unanimous vote.
Awesome.
I'm voting for Richard to go home.
And I'd rather vote to keep Safaree here.
And I think you should do so too.
What about Teresa?
She's gonna vote to keep him here.
Kandy?
I'm gonna vote for Safaree to stay.
Me and Rich are in an alliance,
but right now, the votes in the house are against us
and I cannot be the only person sending Safaree home.
- Do you have any last words? - Unanimous.
No.
I'm not gonna miss anybody here. Christ.
Bye, bitches!
Bye, Richard!
Camilla, do your thing.
Bye!
Well, Richard is dead.
- I hope you're happy. - Yay!
Now, everyone head back to the house.
Tonight, Mr. PEC-Tacular will be reading "Goodnight Moon."
I'm down for some poetry.
Hatch, I am sorry to see you go,
but I am not sorry for what I did.
I took out one of the biggest competitors in the game.
The naked survivor. The winner from season one. Me.
Wow. I can't believe you guys.
Everybody wants to keep me.
I'm really not surprised
because I just lied to every single person in this house.
I don't care about any of them. I want that money.
Next on House of Villains...
I followed you on Instagram. You never followed me back.
I didn't even know you followed me on Instagram.
Does she have a lot of followers?
She buys her followers.
How you have five million followers and 100 comments?
Don't think that Vicky's also your friend now,
'cause she just called you a fake bitch.
I want Victoria gone.
In this challenge, the final two will battle it out
in a general election.
Can I say one thing?
I want Teresa to leave.
That's interesting too.
If you cross me, I'm gonna be your worst nightmare.
I am the villain!