BANANAS: Previously on "House of Villains"...
Did she?
She hit me from behind.
No tambourine hit her.
-Shake. -Shut up.
Don’t tell people to shut up. No one likes that.
-Shake, can I ask you-- -Ah, shut up.
He’s telling me to shut up.
I might be quiet, but I’m deadly.
I woke up, and it was a dream come true.
Well, if I’m up there, and it’s for vote,
you better vote for me to stay. -Of course.
I guess I’ll have to learn to be fake in this house,
and I’m gonna have to be like, "Wow, you’re so cool."
[laughs]
You’ve put me on the Hit List. I’m coming for him.
Fairplay, I’m sorry,
but I have to put Bananas up on the Hit List.
Fairplay knew exactly what putting Bobby up meant,
but, Fairplay, game is on, dude.
I’m putting myself up for elimination.
-What? -That’s a bold move.
Revenge is mine.
-You guys’ fashion sucks. -[buzzer]
-[cackling] -Whoo!
♪
[thunderclap]
[mysterious music playing]
♪
[blowing nose]
BANANAS: Bobby, this is your swan song, my friend.
You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.
This should help dull the pain a little bit.
You said you wanted to go shopping.
That’s gonna make you feel better.
So, little retail therapy,
I think, is just what the doctor ordered.
Your chariot has arrived!
-Jonathan Bananas? -Thank you, my good friend.
♪
BANANAS: Wanna know what I realized last night?
-What? -There’s only one room
in the house that has not lost a roommate yet.
That is true.
Space fam.
Let’s not get, uh, too cocky here.
I’ve been on that goddamn Hit List three times, okay?
You’re welcome. You’re the comeback kid.
That should be your whole angle.
Or the herpe kid, because you can’t get rid of him.
"The comeback kid" sounds better.
-[bell tolls] -Good morning, villains.
[whines]
You are going to have a ball
with today’s Battle Royale challenge.
Please make your way to the front of the house.
-Yeah! -It’s going down!
-Hi, everyone. How are you? -TANISHA: Cold.
-Hi, Joel. -Okay, villains, welcome
to your most important Battle Royale challenge yet!
Because today’s twist is a real doozy, everyone.
The winner of today’s Battle Royale challenge
will still become the Supervillain,
but this time, they will nominate
two people to the Hit List.
One of those two people
will be banished from the House of Villains.
What does that mean? No Redemption Challenge.
There is no chance of getting off the Hit List.
All that remains is a cold, hard democratic vote,
and those always work out great. -Ohh. Oh, wow.
If you don’t believe me, read Omarosa’s book. Right, Omarosa?
"Unhinged," available on Amazon.
-You know what? -[laughs]
Coming from somebody who’s been on a lot of Hit Lists,
the Redemption Challenge has been very, very important to me.
That means I need to win now
and exact my revenge on everybody else.
The name of the challenge is... Blow by Blow.
Over here are some leaf blowers, as you can see.
You will each be assigned a different color leaf blower.
The house is filled with balls.
♪
When I say go,
you’ll use your leaf blowers to propel your color-coded balls
into holes that are set up around the backyard.
The holes are worth different amounts of points.
You can play defense, but only by using
the wind generated by your leaf blowers,
not your bodies or your vape pens.
I wouldn’t say I’m the best with a leaf blower.
My girlfriend is--is amazing with a leaf blower.
- [music warps and winds down] -Did I say leaf?
Upstairs, there is a bonus hole called the FU hole.
If you blow one of your opponent’s balls
into the FU hole upstairs,
that villain cannot participate in the rest of the challenge.
They are frozen up in time.
"F for "frozen," "U" for "up"--FU.
At the end of 25 minutes,
the villain with the most points wins
and becomes the new Supervillain.
I have not won a Battle Royale challenge yet,
and I know I need to win today.
I’m ready to give it all I got for a pork chop.
[laughs]
-JOEL: You guys ready? -Yep.
[blows air]
Omarosa, what’s going on?
The show medic has made the decision
for me not to participate, so I’ll respect the show medic.
-[music warps and winds down] -Surprise!
Omarosa’s not competing again. Oh! The medic said so.
I knew sis wasn’t ready for anything.
Who the hell wears red bottoms with a tracksuit from Amazon?
You do know if you’re not participating,
you cannot win this challenge.
I’m so sad that the show medic has pulled me.
I look forward to blowing them away.
I did not. I’m not a doctor.
I don’t tell ’em what to do.
He took a ton of the pictures on what the limitations were,
and this is right in the wheelhouse of what that is.
Told her nothing other than, "Omarosa, it’s all about you."
Omarosa’s walking by me now.
You can still have a complimentary blower
if you like. You don’t want a... -[laughs]
I’m gonna watch from a good seat.
I have restrictions on what
I can and cannot do with my hand
because Tanisha attacked me,
and the decision was made by the medic
to have me sit out the challenge.
It just wasn’t worth the risk,
and I have to suffer the consequences
’cause I just can’t compete.
There was no way for me to do it with just one hand.
TANISHA: So is she automatically up for elimination then?
-Thank God. -SHAKE: She still needs to get
nominated officially to the Hit List.
-Yeah. All right. -JOEL: All right.
[whirs]
I feel nervous about this challenge
because I feel like right now the house is divided,
and it’s me and Omarosa against the other four,
and Omarosa doesn’t want to participate, so it is just me.
I know her hand is hurt, but, hey,
that’s why you have two hands. You have another one.
All right, villains!
-[heroic music playing] -Three...
two...
one!
[slowed-down voice] Blow!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
[clock beeping steadily, blowers whirring]
TANISHA: Ohh!
Blow by Blow is one of the oddest challenges
in the history of reality television.
There’s balls everywhere.
It looks like the kids section at McDonald’s.
Ugh.
[laughs]
♪
Now that Omarosa is not participating,
I have to change my strategy,
and my new strategy is do not let Shake win.
I saw that Shake has green balls.
[laughs]
So, my strategy is trying to get one of those in the FU hole.
♪
[clock beeping steadily]
JOEL: Bananas and Fairplay are on the board, everybody.
There you go, Shake.
Oh, he does it. Shake on the board, everybody.
It didn’t take me long to find a strategy
that works with the leaf blowers.
It’s better to use short, controlled bursts
to set yourself up for a goal and then blow it in.
-Yes. -[bell dings]
Shake is in the lead, but it is still anyone’s game.
Lots of time left.
♪
He’s gonna dump this into the 2 hole.
Well done. Bananas got another in.
-Tanisha scored 2 points. -[bell dings]
I’m trying to hang in there.
I’m tired. I’m winded.
I might need a ventilator, but $200,000 is on the line.
Mama is about to bring it.
Go! Bitch, go! All right. I’m... [bleep]
♪
[whirring]
Ohh!
-Jonny, watch out. -Watch out, dude!
-Sorry! -What are you doing, bro?!
What the [bleep], Jonny?!
My strategy is simple going into today’s challenge.
I’m gonna do whatever it takes to win Supervillain of the week.
That way, I could turn
right around and put Jonny Fairplay’s dumb ass
exactly where it belongs, and that’s on my Hit List.
You know exactly what you’re doing, man!
I did not!
Where is Anfisa?
♪
I don’t care what’s going on. The whole house could collapse.
I’m getting his ball in this FU hole.
Come on.
♪
JOEL: Shake is leading by 5 points!
[whirring, clock beeping steadily]
No.
[sighs]
JOEL: Shake is in the lead!
Yes!
If I win Supervillain of the Week,
it’s no surprise who I’m going to put up for elimination.
You’re toast!
Every mean thing that Shake said and did to me
is now a motivating force for me to get his ball in this FU hole.
♪
[slowed down whirring]
-[whistle blows] -Aah!
-JOEL: Shake is frozen up. -No!
-Aah! -Or us we say here, FU.
Oh, man. Not what I wanted.
[groans]
Anfisa FU’d me! I’ve been FU’d!
♪
FU, Shake.
JOEL: Oh, look at that.
Fairplay is cleaning up.
Bananas trying to line up his shot here.
And success. But here comes Fairplay.
Right in. Fairplay and Bananas tied right now.
They’re tied up, too.
They’re tied up. I’m out of the game.
Hell, no.
2 minutes remaining!
Go block Fairplay.
Go block his balls. Go block his balls.
Go block his?
[bleep] Gotta get it.
JOEL: Oh, here they come.
They’re all ganging up on Fairplay.
[whirring]
-Oh! Through my legs! -That’s right.
JOEL: 5...4...
3...2...
1. [imitates air horn blowing]
That is time, everyone. That is time.
Good job, everybody.
Winner of Blow by Blow...
♪
All right, guys, the winner
of our latest challenge,
Blow by Blow...
♪
-Johnny Bananas! -TANISHA: Yeah!
He is our Supervillain, everyone.
TANISHA: Yup.
I’m feeling positive about my boy Bananas.
Eh! He won again.
Catch his dance. Catch it. Eh! Eh!
Bananas, you will get to nominate
two people for Banishment.
Later today is your Hit List nomination.
Thinking long and hard.
Everyone else, start scrambling and groveling...
now.
-All right. -What do you got?
JOEL: See you later, guys.
Now that I have won Supervillain,
I’m in a position with Fairplay
where I’m about to give this old poodle
a run for his biscuits.
You guys should have seen me getting Shake’s ball up there.
-You should have. [laughs] -That was horrible.
You were--Yeah, you were going after it, I have to say.
Look, I didn’t care who wins, but I didn’t want you to win.
-Like, I did not care. -I accept, I accept.
I could be a target because
Johnny Bananas put me on the Hit List already.
Omarosa, even though she’s my roommate
and we’re very close,
I feel disappointed that she didn’t even participate.
She didn’t even try.
[whispers] You’re all good.
♪
I think she should be on the Hit List.
Oh. [chuckles]
’Cause I got Shake’s ball in the FU hole and eliminated him.
♪
Happy beer o’clock. I’m good, right?
-Yes, dude. -Thank you.
-Of course, bro. Come on. -Okay.
BANANAS: I’m playing it cool.
As far as I’m concerned, me and Jonny are boys.
"Are we good?" Yeah, we’re good. "Are we still working?"
Yeah, we’re still wor--Of course we are. What’s changed?
Make no mistake, you’re ----ed.
I hope you don’t nominate me.
I’ve had your back, and I will continue to.
-Please and thank you. -Omarosa--Yes, dude.
Just--you gotta--
Okay, I’m done. That was my pitch.
Omarosa bowing out was just stupid, dude.
Yeah.
Bananas has said I’m safe.
The Hit List is Anfisa and Omarosa.
She didn’t even compete.
I mean, as someone who loves the game so much,
it’s a slap in the face.
I could have been here with a wrist protector... [chuckles]
Yeah.
...and a pollen allergy and gone balls out.
Thanks for the "get out of jail free" card, Omarosa.
I got second place.
-You did. -I’ll take it. [laughs]
♪
Come on. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
I’m so happy you won. ♪ Ah, ah ♪
Me, too. You’re my number one, so...
-You like everybody. -You know what?
I pretend to like everybody. It’s a big difference.
TANISHA: Right call.
I can’t wait to see what happens next.
Omarosa is going home. I feel great about that, baby.
She has overstayed her welcome
and been running up a tab with the food.
Okay.
-[music warps and winds down] -[whispers] Why?!
-That doesn’t make any sense. -It does.
What?! When was that the plan?!
Exactly.
Ohh.
Easier to beat.
Yes.
Keeping Omarosa in the game
is actually best play
solely based on the fact that she didn’t compete today.
Because this Hit List
all comes down to who I feel like
is going to be a bigger obstacle in the game moving forward,
and it’s obviously Fairplay.
-Just sit on it. -All right. Damn!
[clank, splatter]
[laughs]
-[bell tolls] -E.V.A.: That will be coming ou
of your paycheck, Johnny Bananas.
-[Tanisha continues laughing] -Jesus! [bleep]
They said it’s coming out your check.
It’s worth it. Listen, if anyone asks, just be like,
"Someone must have got attacked by a tambourine over here."
You know what? Bye. You see? I can’t. I can’t.
-Jonny, meant to... -Is there a tambourine?
Yeah. There was a run-by tambourine over here.
Oh, no.
♪
-[bell tolls] -Good evening, villains.
It is once again time to get ready
for the Hit List nominations.
♪
Amazing.
Anfisa, what’s your pitch for me to not put you in tonight?
You don’t wanna lose me.
I helped Bananas win,
and that means that hopefully he will keep me safe.
But at the same time, he’s unpredictable,
so this is making me nervous.
I really don’t know what he’s going to do.
I don’t wanna lose you?
That would imply that I already had you, though,
if you say I don’t wanna lose you,
-What I meant... -Oh.
-[laughs] -Okay.
...was you don’t want me to leave this house yet, do you?
All right. Here’s the deal.
I wanna put that swan in the pool.
-Yeah. -If I don’t put you up,
you have to paddle around the pool with me in the swan.
-All right? Is that a deal? -[laughs] Okay.
♪
If Bananas is telling Anfisa she’s safe,
does that mean I’m not safe?
[mouth full] Me, you, and the swan.
-Perfect. -[bell tolls]
Please make your way to the Stronghold.
Omarosa!
[suspenseful music playing]
♪
We are not amongst the giving.
We’re not amongst the sympathetic.
We’re in the "House of Villains,"
and that’s why I have zero remorse doing what I’m doing.
Sh-- about to get real.
[suspenseful music playing]
♪
Hello, villains.
-Hello, Joel. -Thank you.
Bananas, you are the Supervillain of the Week.
The power is once again in your hands.
You get to choose the two Villains
in danger of being banished.
Remember, these villains will have no shot at Redemption.
Who are you gonna nominate first?
I’ve been in this game for a long time.
Today was arguably one of the most pivotal,
and one of the most important competitions
that we’ve had since we’ve been here.
Competing and not quitting means everything to me.
For those reasons, my first vote is gonna be for Omarosa.
Was that the same case when your girl quit,
or is it double standards?
-Who’s my girl? -Tanisha, when she quit?
-She didn’t quit. -And didn’t try.
She had a phobia.
[bleep] What the [bleep]? What the [bleep]?
-[sighs] -She’s quitting.
I’ve never heard of phobias of leaf blowers.
I know, I know, I know. I know, I know, I know.
You got a lot of nerve, Omarosa. You didn’t even try.
-Bye. -You tried. You quit.
-You’re a fraud. -You quit.
Nothing is wrong with you wrist, sis.
-You hit me. -I did not.
-I had nothing to do with it. -Claimed to be petrified.
You lost. You didn’t even try. Bye.
-We saw her faking in the dark. -No, we saw you go upstairs,
order 10 meals, the 10 entrées, the 10 appeizers.
We know that the medic made a decision.
Running through the food budget. That’s what we see.
We know that the production medic
made a decision to not have me compete.
I did not. I’m not a doctor. I don’t tell ’em what to do.
And if that’s the reason you’re using, nothing else to be said.
But thank you, guys.
You belong over there. Where are you going?
I know all you’re doing is yelling ’cause that’s all
you know how to do. -Am I yelling? But, girl, bye.
-You lost already. -You’re the best hand snapper
in the game, but it’s boring. -It’s long overdue, Omarosa.
Get your ass up there. It’s time for you to go home.
-[door closes] -I’m beginning to think that
storming out is the only way
you guys know how to leave a room.
Using my injury is legal now.
All right, who are you gonna nominate next, Bananas?
Joel, just bear with me for a second here.
-I’m--I will. -In the animal kingdom...
Oh, God. Continue, please.
A wolf, while it is a bloodthirsty predator...
Does this have anything to do with the nominations?
-[music warps and winds down] -It--I’m getting there.
JOEL: Okay.
You know what a wolf’s gonna do.
It’s gonna eat you. It’s gonna kill you.
Rats, however, like to hide in the shadows.
They’re vile, disgusting creatures.
They spread rumors and innuendo like fecal matter.
What? You know, wolves also spread fecal matter.
And I think this person’s strategic game
is about as messy as rat turds.
So, Anfisa...
♪
I’m gonna keep my word and not say you.
Jonny...
♪
...please step up to the stage where you belong.
♪
JOEL: Jonny, please come down.
Revenge is served best Ice cold.
Are you a wolf or are you a rat?
I’m a friend.
And I said one thing to you that I meant,
and that was if you put Bobby up as Supervillain,
when you had a very clear choice...
-I know. -...of someone else,
I was coming for your head. These are the repercussions.
[sighs] I was never coming after you, dude.
I love you. You’re a friend, and this ----ing hurts.
I told you I had your back. I had your back.
It’s not the game I ----ing play.
BANANAS: What is the game you play?
I made one ----ing wrong move in 20 ----ing years.
-That was a big one. -Guess what?
I still got your back.
If this is what you need to do to ----ing make it even,
I still got your ----ing back. I have never ----ed you over,
and I’m not gonna [bleep] you over. How about that?
[voice breaking] But I never ----ing came for you.
-You’ll ----ing see. -It’s okay. Don’t cry.
[sighs] This is ----ing great. [scoffs]
♪
Child, where is my drink? This is too much.
Like... [laughs]
Fairplay is too grown for this.
Him and Omarosa are the two oldest ones here,
and they’re falling apart. Tighten up!
[crying] Okay. This was fun.
Are we done? Have we ----ing filmed enough?
♪
You’re one of the best friends
I’ve ----ing ever made in reality TV, so...
I think Jonny Fairplay is having a...
reality television villain midlife crisis
right before our very eyes.
[crying] I never ----ing came for you, Bananas, I swear.
Omarosa gets to leave. I would like to leave.
[crying] It’s fine!
Well, there you have it. The latest Hit List nominees.
When we return to this room, one of those two people...
-[door closes] -...who left the room
before this was over will be banished
and lose out on their chance to win $200,000.
Well, that was fun. [sighs]
All right, let’s go.
♪
[sniffling]
[sighs]
Okay.
That’s all right. I’m still more famous than him.
30 million people never watched him ----ing do anything.
[sighs] Whoo-hoo. [chuckles]
♪
[animal howls in distance]
♪
[door squeaks]
♪
-I get it. It’s fine. -At least you stood up there.
It’s the slow loser sh--, I mean, that I can’t take.
I never ----ing went against you.
-BANANAS: Indirectly. -It was never a ----ing plan.
It wasn’t.
You should’ve known better, dude.
Okay, well, I should’ve. That’s what believed, so--
and I’m sorry for believing that.
I feel bad. I do. I’m sorry. See, I’m a mama,
but I understand Johnny Bananas’ position.
My boy is caught in a messy crossfire.
I ----ing love you. Okay.
Well, sometimes you gotta let go of the ones you love.
Dude, I...I swear, I will swear on everything right now.
I never ----ing said your name.
Well...what’s done is done.
SHAKE: What’s done is done, yeah.
What’s done is done.
I’m not walking around pretending that I got hit.
I didn’t quit.
It doesn’t matter. I have a note from the doctor.
It’s just ridiculous.
Where I come from, your word is your bond.
-Yeah. -That’s all we have.
Yeah.
Listen, I’m ready to vote him out,
too, if that’s what has to happen.
Whoops. Were your ears burning, Fairplay?
-No. -Yeah. Poor Fairplay,
following me around like my old wet poodle
that just needs to be put out of its misery.
Like, one eye going this direction
and the other one going over here.
-But you better not cry. -No, I actually, literally
just ----ing cried for ----ing 15 minutes.
-[sobbing] -[sad violin playing]
Sorry. I got your back. Like, I love this guy.
If you love me, you come over
and kiss me on the lips right now.
-Oh, Jesus. I’m just kidding. -No way.
Oh.
-Aah! -SHAKE: Oh!
He tried! He actually tried!
His whiskers touched my face.
I don’t even know anymore with Fairplay.
This guy has gone so far with this act,
I’m almost beginning to wonder if this is real.
I can’t tell if it’s real deranged or it’s real love.
Either way, terrifying.
I can’t prove it anymore. [laughs] I mean, Jesus Christ.
You will not come over here and stick your thumb in my ass.
All right. Okay, now all right.
[laughter]
-Don’t make it weird. -Ready?
-Oh, no. [laughs] -[passes gas]
[laughter]
Oh, my God. Oh, man.
Bro, are you kidding right now?
[laughter]
-Oh, my God. -What the hell going on in here?
-Well, Tanisha... -Mm-hmm?
-Is this straight? -Mnh-mnh. This--
-This room is messy as hell. -Is this straight?
-[passes gas] -Oh, my God.
-[laughter] -SHAKE: Oh, no!
Bananas farting on Fairplay-- this is why I hide in my closet,
and I stay there, and I eat my Subway sandwiches.
Keep your gasses to your damn self. What is going on here?
Oh, no.
-Oh, man. -Where you going, Jonny?
♪
Okay.
[laughter]
♪
-BANANAS: I got your pink ball. -ANFISA: That’s so sweet.
-Kept it for you. -Thank you.
-[giggles] -Oh.
[ball bouncing]
You didn’t save my ball?
No, I think--I don’t know where your balls went.
Did you hear the deal, though?
She has to ride in the swan with me now in the pool.
Don’t worry, roomie. If you start to sink, I’m saving you.
-[Anfisa giggles] -I will, too, like Jack.
I’ll jump out. You can-- You can float on the door
by yourself, even if there’s room for two of us.
-Okay? -Deal.
Okay.
[suspenseful music playing]
♪
-SHAKE: Good morning. -Good morning.
-It’s tough decision today. -This is. This is.
You would think it’d be a very easy decision for me,
but...I gotta say, things kinda changed yesterday.
You’re gonna try and protect Omarosa, I would guess.
I definitely will.
But how do you feel about her leaving you...out in the cold?
Well, to be honest, I feel like it kind of
helped me in a way that she became a target,
but I feel like I did good.
You know, I got your ball out there.
-Yes. Yes, we know. -And um...yeah. [laughs]
You should think about if she stays,
she might not compete again,
and it will be easier for you to win, you know?
Oh, oh, ’cause she’s so weak and feeble?
So, she just won’t do things because of her hands.
Yeah. Yeah.
You know, and Fairplay almost won yesterday
I don’t wanna get caught up in the crossfire here.
♪
Not the captain. Come on. Aye, aye, sir. Aye, aye, sir!
Le capitán de Banan.
-Come on. It’s the hat for me. -Right?
-Wanna go out there? -Yeah.
We’ll go to the, uh, cabana.
This morning, I wake up, the skies have parted,
and I see one pathway,
and that’s getting off the Hit List
and making sure Bananas doesn’t win.
Allow me to reintroduce myself.
My name is Jonny Fairplay, and I don’t play fair.
There’s a lot on the line for you right now.
-It is. -How are you feeling?
I feel like there’s more on the line for you,
and I have a $200,000 proposal for you, Shake.
Oh, no sh--? Okay.
Listen, Bananas could have won every ----ing challenge here
if he wanted to. -Yeah.
-He purposely chose not to. -Yeah.
The final ----ing Battle Royale...
-He’s gonna go all out. -He’s winning it.
He’s either choosing you or Tanisha.
To go up with him.
Omarosa ain’t giving you the vote if you’re there.
Ne-never. Never.
Anfisa’s not gonna give you the vote.
-No, definitely not. -Okay, so if I’m there
and he picks you, you got a vote from me.
That’s an argument that I can wrap my head around.
This Fairplay I can [bleep] with.
We all knew after a certain point
it’s gonna be time to start cutting your friends’ heads off,
and we’re at that point.
This isn’t about friends. This is about winning $200K.
I read you loud and clear.
I will take it into serious consideration.
-Thank you. -Okay.
Some say I’m the best.
Fairplay, it’s time for your swan song!
Get over here and help me put this swan in the pool.
Since the day I got into this house,
I’ve had one goal in mind, second to winning,
and that is taking this random swan lawn ornament
and putting it in the pool.
We gotta christen the maiden voyage.
I christen thee the SS Fairplay.
All right. It’s not gonna break.
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
Anfisa!
Your chariot has arrived!
Oh, hey!
-[harp playing glissando] -What are you doing here?
You invited me here.
Cinderella, your chariot has arrived.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Listen, I had to--I had to work with what I had.
Here. Hop in.
Come on. Climb over. It’s a little--
-[squeals] -I gotcha.
[sighs] I really don’t wanna do this whole date with Bananas,
but I’m gonna do it,
and what happens in the swan stays in the swan.
-Little bit of the bubble. Oh! -[pop]
-Oh! -Catch that.
♪
I mean, the world is your oyster. We can just cruise.
If you see anywhere you wanna stop, just let me know.
-We can pull over. -Okay. Yeah.
I mean, there are so many options.
FAIRPLAY: [under breath] Oh, you ----ers.
I don’t like this.
I need Bananas on one side of the house.
I need Anfisa on the other side of the house.
I don’t need these interplays. These interplays don’t help me.
Stop it. Stay apart. Don’t talk. Don’t flirt. We’re done.
-Basket of towels. -Uh-huh.
What is that next to the basket?
-Uh, that’s a pot. -Okay.
You put flowers and stuff in there.
-Pot. -Yeah, plants.
-And then there’s a cabana. -Mm-hmm.
And that’s pretty much the whole tour of that side.
$200,000 in Bananas’ bank account?
If he’s up there, it makes him more attractive to her.
She has been very nice and ----ing sultry.
No, and so is he, ’cause he’s locking in that vote.
♪ And that’s champagne ♪
♪ But what I really wanna be drinking ♪
♪ Is a White Russian ♪
Get me out of here. [laughs]
I’m done. You need to lock that in right before.
Just pull her aside and say...
"Fairplay’s got us.
I’m not giving that mother----er another $200,000."
Okay.
♪ I know you’d rather be ♪
♪ Shopping at the mall ♪
♪ But instead ♪
♪ You’re stuck with me ♪
♪ My little babushka doll ♪
♪
-[clatter] -Oh, sh--. Oh, [bleep].
And that’s it. That’s, uh, spill that champagne anywhere.
-[clapping] -[Anfisa giggles]
Shake, can I talk to you for a second?
-Sure. -Let’s be specific, okay?
Yes.
So, there’s no Redemption anymore.
It’s just straight votes.
There’s only three people who can vote tonight.
Tanisha will definitely be voting to send me home.
[laughs]
Anfisa will be definitely voting for me to stay.
-Say goodbye. -Bye, swan.
And Shake? It’s a little shaky. I have no idea which way.
He is definitely the swing voter.
-If you vote to keep me... -Mm-hmm.
...over Fairplay, and I know you have
a close relationship with him, I will help you win
the Supervillain challenge if I can lend my support.
Those are my specifics.
You’re not gonna get a guarantee like that from Fairplay.
I’ll put it to you this way.
If you can convince Anfisa
that she would vote with you, then I vote for you.
Okay. Let me go to her with that.
-But I want that from her. -Okay.
And with the handshake. [clears throat]
-Let me do my thing. -Okay.
Promises, commitments, and negotiations
in the "House of Villains" are built on sand.
When the tide comes... they wash away.
[singsongy] I didn’t get to finish my packing.
Let me just make sure I put it all--
That’s okay. You’re not going home.
I can’t believe I’m relying on Shake.
-I don’t want you to go. -I don’t want to either.
I wonder if Bananas wants Fairplay out
without him having to do it.
-You know what I mean? -Mm-hmm.
I hope even though you didn’t talk to Tanisha,
maybe Jonny has some influence on her.
[packaging rustling]
Mmm.
She has such an utter disdain for Omarosa,
and she wants her gone so bad that it’s clouding her judgment
as far as what’s better for her game.
-[door opens] -What’s up, Shake?
Real quick, I know exactly why you want Omarosa out.
I fully, uh, support your reasoning,
but moving forward, Omarosa is gonna be
a lot easier to eliminate than-- than Fairplay again.
So, you want Fairplay out? You’re voting for--
against Fairplay? -I’m voting for him out.
-[exhales deeply] -He thinks you’re not.
-That--That’s fine. -[sighs heavily]
All right, y’all do what y’all gotta do for your game.
I will. I’ll do the same. I respect it.
No, do what y’all gotta do, but respect my decision.
-BANANAS: Absolutely. -I’m not moving.
I’m not moving from it.
We know how Shake plays, but out of everyone in the house,
Bananas is someone that I trust,
so I just find it really peculiar that
Bananas is advocating for Omarosa so much.
I just think you guys are gonna regret it.
I feel it in my bones, my soul.
I feel like you’re gonna regret it.
♪
Do what y’all gotta do.
-[bell tolls] -Good evening, villains.
No.
It is once again time to get ready
for the Banishment Ceremony. -Suck my ass.
SHAKE: Did you talk to her at all?
-OMAROSA: Yes. -ANFISA: Yes.
And together, we want to give you our assurance.
And look, here’s something I never do.
Mm-hmm.
-No, that’s fine. -That’s the word.
If it comes down to two of us at the end
to vote on whether it’s me and Bananas,
me and Tanisha, whoever,
if I have your vote for that, unless it’s you...
-[laughter] -...then I will keep you.
-Right. -Yeah.
You gotta have something. Olive oil. [laughs]
SHAKE: Fairplay has been one of my closest friends
throughout this entire experience,
but he’s definitely a competitor in this game.
And on the other hand, Omarosa and Anfisa
have promised that if I keep Omarosa for this round,
they can help me moving forward.
But how much can I trust them?
That’s where it gets really tough.
The more I talk through it, the more confused I get.
[sighs] Man, this part of the game gets tough.
-Say less, dude. -Okay.
-Say less. -Okay.
-[bell tolls] -E.V.A.: Villains,
please make your way through the not-so-secret bookcase.
Jonny Fairplay first.
Little Red Riding Hood.
Omarosa and Fairplay are up for Banishment,
and this time, I get to watch from the sidelines,
and I couldn’t be more excited.
Ooh, I’m gonna have a nice little speech tonight, I think.
-Oh. Oh. Oh. -[laughter]
♪
[sneaky music playing]
[door creaks]
Oh, my gosh.
Come on in, guys.
♪
Shake, what an exciting outfit for you.
-[laughs] -I do what I can.
Villains, we are about to find out
who will be the final five villains in the house.
♪
Our Supervillain of the Week is Johnny Bananas.
Johnny Fairplay, Omarosa, you are up for Banishment.
Please come to your chairs.
In a perfect world, they both go home.
But looking at strictly game,
Jonny Fairplay poses a bigger threat to game
than Omarosa does.
If you were to ask me right now
where the three votes land,
it’s anyone’s guess.
Rats are tough to get rid of.
The rest of the villains are about to vote
who will be banished from the house.
It is time to make your final pleas.
Omarosa, you’ll go first. Anything you’d like to say?
Tonight, I need you to make a decision
based on what’s best for your game.
I don’t consider any of you as a foe,
and I look forward to being friends outside of this house.
Thank you.
All right, Omarosa. Well played.
-[laughs] -Fairplay, start plea-ing.
I did not sit out the last competition.
I competed. I wanna be here. I love this.
I wanna keep doing this, please.
All right, guys. Do you have anything
you’d like to say or ask Omarosa or Fairplay?
Yes, actually.
♪
My vote matters a great deal.
[coughing]
[sighs]
Fairplay... the crying and everything?
That’s a little pathetic.
This is the "House of Villains," not the "House of Crybabies."
♪
[suppressing cough]
As far as crying, I did, and I meant it.
As far as quitting, I didn’t, and I mean that.
All right.
Omarosa...
[coughs]
You don’t respect the game,
because if you did, you would fight to stay in this house.
♪
I’ve never cried. I’ve never given up.
But every single time I said
I was gonna do something, I did it.
What I told you, if you give me your vote,
I will carry through 100%,
because that’s my track record in this game.
♪
That’s a lie, Omarosa.
[coughing]
Guys, it is time to vote.
Shake, please go vote.
I never really saw winning
as a realistic possibility for me until now.
Let it be over. Let it be over. Let it be over. Let it be over.
I don’t wanna tighten it at all.
I can’t have it on my chest.
Omarosa, I knew that I might have
to turn against you at some point.
[coughing]
But this time hasn’t come yet.
-I’m sorry, Fairplay. -[beep]
Gotta go. Mess with the wrong bitch.
[beep]
I can’t stand this. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.
[beep]
The votes are in.
♪
The fifth villain to be banished from the house is...
♪
Omarosa!
♪
Omarosa, any last words?
♪
-Go to Hell, Omarosa. -I’ll meet your family there.
Yep. The Devil awaits. You’re fired...again.
Who’s this guy?
All strapped in? Oh, no.
[door creaks]
What’s happening? Oh, the medic’s here.
[coughs]
-I can’t take the compression. -Okay.
-Yeah. -What would you like to do?
I am not saying a word.
I don’t want them to think I’m making a call. It’s on you.
I need to know what you wanna do.
Aw!
Can I unbuckle just in case you guys change your mind?
Oh, hey.
I’m not taking the compression across my chest.
I’m not dying doing this, so that’s on y’all.
So, you’re saying you’re not willing to do this?
Not with that thing compressing my lungs.
It’s up to you. If you don’t wanna do it,
you don’t have to do it.
I’m not dying doing this. Sorry.
Okay.
We will ask you to then depart that way.
I came in the front door, and I’m going out the front door.
-Oh, this is all this is. -Not the wall.
This is all this is.
You are a spoiled, entitled, pompous jerk.
And you know what? I’m tired.
-I love you, sis. -All right, bye-bye, Omarosa!
I have to say, I’m very proud of my run
in the "House of Villains."
I certainly didn’t expect to win two Supervillains
and to be rewarded with every single luxury reward.
-What a whiny little... -Yeah, dude.
-Disgusting. -At least I know
I’ve given it my absolute all.
I may be a lot of things, but I’m definitely not a quitter.
All right, well, we still need to flip somebody back.
-TANISHA: No! -No, don’t. No, no, you don’t!
-That’s not the rule. -So, I’m gonna flip myself back.
Oh, I’m for that! Let’s do that! Let’s do that! Here you go!
-Fine. Fine. -Bananas, strap him in!
-Attaboy, Joel. -Yeah, yeah, yeah!
For everything he put us through!
Show’s not over yet. All right.
-So, how do these feel? -Make it tight. Make it tight.
What is this, big and tall? Is that tight enough?
-Great. Yeah. -All right.
Oh, this is gonna be fun.
This is gonna be ----ing amazing, dude.
Guys, the next time I see you will be the final Battle Royale.
So, without any further ado, Bananas, do the honors.
Joel-morosa, you are the lesser of two evils.
-[spits] -Thank you.
-TANISHA: Bye, Omarosa! -BANANAS: You’re toast!
Whoo!
-Told you! -He got a light one.
Fairplay! Here we go.
Ladies and gentleman, this is uh... everything that we’ve worked for,
this is what it’ll all boil down to.
Excuse me! Let me out!
and to say that im nervous would be an understatement.
Coming up.$200,000 is Do I hear angels singing?
I’m basically taking $200,000 away from her.
Okay, sounds like something you would do.
BANANAS: It’s anyone’s guess who is gonna win $200,000.
There’s no butterflies in this room.
You know why? ’Cause they’re all in my stomach.
JOEL: I wanted to reward you for getting this far
in the competition with a beautiful meal.
♪
-Oh, [bleep]. -But I was thinking,
what’s a great meal without a few special guests?
It’s on like "Donkey Kong." Let’s get it.
You ready?
[animal howling]
♪
[thunderclap]
BANANAS: Who’s coming in?
FAIRPLAY: Are you ----ing kidding?
-JOEL: I am not kidding. -BANANAS: Damn.
FAIRPLAY: I am ready for ----ing something crazy.
JOEL: Tonight, you will vote
for America’s greatest Supervillain.
[evil laughter]