Previously on "House of Villains"...
What’s your name?
Um, Google. It’ll help you.
Mind games are essential to establishing your dominance.
She gotta go.
-My vote’s for Bobby. -What?!
I hope you’re prepared, Johnny Bananas,
’cause I promise you, I’m gonna make your life a living hell.
We started together.
We did. We--we created this villain sh--.
[laughs]
But you know what that means.
I’m gonna vote for what’s in my best interest,
just the same way that you did.
Tanisha’s reaction tells me everything that I need to know--
that she’s sketchy.
-I received the message. -Girl, It’s okay.
I will stay out of your business.
Stay out of it.
New York, I told you I had your back.
So, with that being said, I vote Anfisa out.
I’m sorry, but I just think New York
can help me get further in this game.
The second villain to be banished
from the "House of Villains" is...New York.
[bleep] you all, you sons of bitches!
Pride comes before going through the ----ing wall!
-Aah! -[gasps] Oh!
♪
Keep that back straight, Jonny.
There you go.
-Hey, good morning. -♪ Miss Survivor ♪
Okay?
SHAKE: Last night, my vote was to banish Anfisa,
but it’s probably best that people don’t know that.
I need to cover my tracks.
How you feeling this morning, sis?
Someone in this house is trying to get rid of me,
and I have to find out who that is.
It’s not going to be very hard.
-Happy to be here. -Yes.
Okay.
♪
I don’t know if that’s what I like when people come up to me
or it makes me mad when people-- they’re like,
"Oh, my God, Jonny Fairplay, You won ’Survivor.’"
I’m just like, "I feel it’s great you think I did."
-Yeah, right, right, right. -But... [laughs]
"It would have felt better if I actually did."
But my bank account says differently.
-Ooh. -Chill sesh.
-So, must be feeling good. -Yeah, feel really good.
I think everyone could have a reason to vote against me.
That’s why I’m just, like, so confused.
Yeah. [clears throat]
You need to take your glasses off for a second.
I wanna look in your eyes.
Did you vote against me?
♪
No.
♪
You think Corinne did it?
♪
I’ll take it.
I do.
[sighs]
I just wanna come talk to both of you guys,
’cause I know yesterday was a rough day,
and I’m sorry that I was insensitive
that you made it past... -Yeah.
...the elimination, and it was nothing personal.
-It was more so-- -Okay, Bobby, look,
so two people voted against me. I know one of them is you.
-Yes. -But who is the other person?
I think it was Corinne.
So, it wasn’t you?
-Mnh-mnh. -Oh.
I’ll tell you why I think it’s Corinne.
Because we were hanging out here last night,
and she’s kinda like, "Oh, if Anfisa’s here,
then Bananas might pick her over me."
I’m like, "Oh, God." I’m like, "Come on."
[projector whirring]
They’re having a little powwow outside.
Who?
Bobby is talking to, uh, Shake and, um, Anfisa.
About what?
The bond that her and Bananas have is, like...
-Problematic? -It could be a problem because
it’s deeper than an alliance. You know what I’m saying?
It’s, like, now it’s like, "We like each other." We’re--
Is it? I think it’s just Corinne who likes him.
I think it’s just Corinne that likes him, yep.
SHAKE: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now that New York is gone, Bobby is the only other person
I have an alliance with-- a real alliance with.
He better stay loyal because I do not wanna be
up for elimination again.
[lowered voice] Hey...
[lowered voice] Okay. That’s fine.
-So, just... -But Anfisa--But Anfisa
-Okay, fine. Whatever. -Yeah.
But I knew it.
Villain rule number 88. Don’t trust me.
-That’s that. -Just keep it to yourself.
♪
-Oh, we do. -Yeah, we do. Yeah.
-Yay. -Yeah, we do have that.
[spritzing]
-All right. -I gotta change my undies.
I forgot I’m not even wearing undies.
♪
Let’s say I’m Supervillain.
I’m gunning for Bananas or Corinne
to get out first. I need to separate them, too.
Let me tell you why. They have an alliance.
They have something stronger than alliance.
-So tight. -They have that romantic bond.
That’s more dangerous than an alliance.
The alliance between Corinne and I broke
the moment she went against New York.
So, to me right now, it’s kind of like a fair game.
’Cause I even said to her-- I said,
"You don’t really like him.
You’re just playing up to the camera."
She’s like, "Actually, I think he’s cute."
-So, that’s what I thought. -No, she does like him.
So, at some point I’m gonna pull Anfisa aside
and be like, "You’ve been playing the game.
You’re here still."
I’m gonna give guarantee that she’ll be safe.
I wanna get Corinne out of here, period.
Call it fake, call it wish-washy,
but it’s exactly what she did, and I’ve always learned
when you realize there’s a snake in your garden,
you chop that bitch head off before it comes into your house.
Mm-hmm.
Well, I don’t wanna be lonely... [strained voice] anymore.
You are my new roomie friend. It’s okay.
I’m gonna make sure you’re very comfortable.
That’s it. There you go.
♪
[sighs]
Tuck right in...
so you’re nice and comfy.
[sighs]
♪
[patting]
Rest well.
♪
What do you think we’re gonna do today?
[bell tolls]
Hello, my favorite villains.
Girl, you loud this morning. It’s too early for all that.
Last night’s Banishment Ceremon got very heated,
so today we cool things down.
Put on your swimsuits because you’re going to get very wet.
Hmm. Bathing suit, eh?
Jonny, I need to borrow a banana hammock.
See you soon.
Can I get a-a-a Speedo cap?
CORINNE: Oh, God. I don’t like the sound of this.
I don’t like the sound of this at all.
I’m so confused. What do we wear?
BANANAS: So, what do you think we’re doing?
I have no idea. I don’t think we’re swimming.
Maybe something to do with, like, some dirt or slime
or something like that.
-Or, like, Slip ’N Slide. -What is it?
A Slip ’N Slide, like a big...
A big...like a Slip ’N-- You don’t know Slip ’N Slide?
You’ve never heard of Slip ’N Slide?
Like a...when you run, and you slide.
-Like, it’s, uh... -Okay, and, um--
...slippery and you slide on it.
Okay. And, like... [laughs]
BOBBY: Yay, guys, it’s cold,
and we’re gonna do a water challenge.
I don’t know what they were thinking.
♪
Hi.
I don’t know, but I...
He said that you’re the one who voted for New York.
That’s what he said to both of us.
-Stupid. -So delusional.
Literally insane.
[lowered voice] He came into my closet just now.
He says, "Dude, I did vote for New York,
but I don’t want you to tell anybody, especially Anfisa."
I said fine. I said fine.
But the point is, I don’t like how he’s lying,
instead of saying--Didn’t he?
Didn’t he say that she was the one?
-Yes. -[scoffs]
First of all, Shake, why is my name in your mouth?
I don’t care what I have to do.
I’m gonna try my hardest to make him lose.
♪
Shake has already-- has already admitted to Bobby
he, uh, voted for New York to stay.
Yeah, and he’s already going to everybody--Anfisa and Omarosa--
that I’m the one who voted for New York to stay,
but he is, but we’re gonna put--
So, he’s trying to throw you under the bus?
Yeah. And he keeps coming in my room randomly and talking to me.
I’m like, when have you ever come to my room
and ----ing talked to me?
Coming off being the Supervillain,
I think I’ve ruffled some feathers in the house.
I don’t wanna talk to nobody. Not you, Jo--nobody.
You leaving this house before I do.
-But-- -Shut up. I’m speaking.
-Don’t speak. -Who wrote this note?!
It wasn’t ----ing me, and I’m not going to be blamed for it.
Shake is the object of everyone’s ire.
I want him to be my meat shield to take the attention off of me.
So, I’m going to basically help Shake
in any way, shape, or form to win today’s challenge
and just kind of fade back into the shadows.
BOBBY: Let’s go! Let’s get outta here!
These are getting, uh, roomier, by the week.
♪
Arctic Glacier. Goddamn. I could only imagine what
they’re gonna have me do with my body.
First of all, I’m from Brooklyn, New York.
My parents are Caribbean.
I don’t really deal with the cold unless it’s my drinks.
All right, let’s go!
-Whoo! -Where should I be going?
-What are we doing, guys? -we’re getting suntans.
This looks like a tanning salon.
♪
[gasps]
Oh...my God.
Hi, everybody. Come on in.
CORINNE: I’m terrified walking in here because
this challenge looks grueling.
I’m shaking in my boots, literally and figuratively.
This is scary. This is cold.
I don’t do well in scary and cold.
How is everyone feeling today?
Chillin’. We be chillin’ like villains.
I’m chillin’ like a villain.
That’s okay. I don’t actually care.
-[laughs] -Welcome...
to today’s Battle Royale challenge.
The winner of this challenge will be crowned
Supervillain of the Week.
The name of the challenge is Cold and Calculated.
♪
Here’s how it works.
Each of you has a chest with your name on it.
On the chest are three locks,
and right here are blocks of ice.
Each block of ice has either a key
or a lock frozen inside of it.
When you retrieve a lock, you can add it
to any other villain’s trunks to slow them down.
When you find a key, you can use it
to open one of your locks. -[bell dinging]
Keys may only be used once.
The villain who pops all their locks
and opens their trunk first wins the challenge.
Your goal is to retrieve the keys
inside these cubes as quickly as possible.
How do you do that? With your hammer.
Here’s the catch. I froze your hammers in blocks of ice.
I am a real stinker.
To free your hammers, I suggest you use body heat.
Everybody knows that if you wanna have some fun,
pressure and friction is the best way to go.
Uh, but that’s also the right way to melt ice.
Contrary to what you, my family,
and the viewing public may think,
I’m not a total monster.
If you need to warm up, please use one of our fake fur coats.
Once again, they are fake.
-Is everyone clear on the rules? -Yes, sir! Sir, yes, sir!
Okay. I didn’t ask for the "sir" sandwich. It’s weird.
Okay. Let’s all take a few moments to strategize
before you guys continue to complain about being cold.
Is anyone too cold to compete?
I’m perfect. I’m ready to go.
Out of the gate, my strategy is to make sure if I get a lock,
it’s going on Bobby’s.
And if I get a key, it’s going to Shake.
I need to make sure Bobby
does not win today’s challenge,
because there is a 100% chance he’s coming for me.
Shake, you look like a bird of some sort.
You look like a--like a-- like a crow.
♪
-Shake’s. -Okay.
-We said that. -Oh, you already did. [laughs]
-Locks on boys after Shake. -Oh, yes. Yes.
Shake’s gotta go. So, if I get any locks,
the only person I’m gunning for is Shake’s box.
Oh, damn. I was gonna do that.
I was literally saving my pee for this.
-Were you really? -Yes.
-[laughs] -Oh, smart.
Here we go, guys. Cold and Calculated starts...
now!
♪
Oh, that’s cold!
♪
[grunting]
Omarosa, you’re concentrating very hard.
Working in extreme cold is just very challenging for me,
but it’s been my experience that slow and steady wins the race.
So, I’m just focusing on trying to get my little hammer out,
trying to get to the tiles as quickly as possible.
Jonny Fairplay’s Speedo is out.
[sexy music playing]
What the hell going on over there? [laughs]
Yeah, Jonny! Get on there.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my gosh. This is wild!
I haven’t let nobody rub on me in over 11 months,
and I’m rubbing on ice.
Johnny Bananas got his hammer.
♪
-What did you get, Johnny? -Lock!
He got a lock.
Who is he going to screw over right now?
He’s going to put a lock on...
Bobby’s box.
And it looks like Shake has got his hammer.
Shake’s--Oh, he’s got a lock.
He’s not gonna screw over Johnny.
♪
You’re not going to do-- oh, my gosh.
Bobby now has five locks on his box.
Johnny found another lock.
♪
Oh, sh--.
Well, I’m--I’m trying to put my b--
Yo, I’m feeling the pressure right now on another level.
I’m not stupid. I see you guys
trying to put all your little locks on my trunk.
Corinne--she is putting a lock on Shake’s box.
♪
[bell dings]
Wow. Anfisa still working on that hammer.
I look up, and everyone is so much further than me.
I’m freezing. The ice is getting to me.
I don’t think that there’s any way I can come back.
Omarosa-- she has found a key,
and she is unlocking... her first lock.
[bell dings]
♪
JOEL: Oh, look at Tanisha go.
♪
Corinne also only has two locks.
[bell dings]
Bobby’s going to put a lock on Shake’s box.
-[bell dings] -Bitch.
I think that brings him down to three locks again.
SHAKE: I have a target on my back.
They’re all coming after me.
And, yeah, I don’t feel good about...
[chuckles] about my chances of safety.
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake.
Shake. There you go. Do right here.
Here, and that--that one. You’re done.
-Stay here. Stay here. -You’re done. You’re done.
Put a lock over here! Put a lock on Shake’s!
-JOEL: Shake is almost done! -Put a lock on Shake’s!
It’s a neck-and-neck race right now
between Shake and Omarosa.
-Omarosa! Omarosa! -I have two. I have two.
[indistinct shouting]
No more locks? Here’s that key.
-[bell dings] -I am on my last lock.
I look over, and Shake is on his last lock as well.
I didn’t come this far to let Shake beat me.
♪
-It’s over! It’s over! -Don’t push me!
-I don’t under-- -It’s over! It’s over!
Shake has unlocked his last lock.
Your ----ing toast.
Did you open the box?
You’re ----ing toast.
-Open the box. -You’re ----ing toast.
♪
-[bell dings] -I opened it! I beat him!
-I beat him! -No, no, no!
You said--You said the last lock.
♪
-I beat him! -No, no, no!
You said--You said the last lock!
You never opened it!
I said, "Until you open the box."
The villain who pops all their locks
and opens their trunk first.
Opens their trunk first.
[slowed down voice] Opens their trunk first
[normal voice] ...wins the challenge.
[owl hoots]
It’s over!
Omarosa won.
She won.
Nope. Review the tape.
This one was really, really tough.
I just don’t function well with the cold,
so I just don’t know how I pulled this victory off
in the hardest challenge I’ve had to face
in my entire reality TV career.
Everybody wants you gone.
You’re the next target. Everybody wants you gone.
-I’m still here. I’m still here. -Yeah, not for long, bitch.
You’re a fake ass bitch, because we know you’re going around!
You’re the one voting for ----ing New York,
you fake ass bitch!
Yeah, you’re a ----ing 2-faced liar. We all know!
And everybody’s, like, you’re in Anfisa’s face lying!
-We all know. -Yeah, spew off the mouth.
I wanted you gone, and I still do.
-Well, now you’re gonna be gone. -Shut up.
Why are you--Why are you telling women shut up?
-Shut up, Bobby. -Get your fan out--
Get your hand out of my face. Get your hand out of my face.
Damn it. I was this close to winning,
and right now I’m on thin ice.
There you go. You did it.
Omarosa is the Supervillain of the Week
again! -[cheering]
-Good job, Omarosa. -Get it, girl! Get it, girl!
-Don’t let it go to waste! -Whoo!
All right, Omarosa, you get to pick
two people to take on your luxury reward,
and you, of course, get to choose three people
to be on the Hit List.
I didn’t win. I know at this point,
I’m gonna be on the Hit List. I’m always on the Hit List.
Nobody’s been on the Hit List more than me.
This challenge is over. See you back at the house, guys.
♪
-Yay! Let’s pop some bottles! -Yay!
-Yeah, boy! -I’m tired.
-Dude. -You, too?
-Who you telling? -I’m drained.
I need Bengay. I need Tiger Balm.
I need Epsom salt.
-I need Pine-Sol. -Pine-Sol?
♪
I don’t know if your guys’ sick minds work
in the same way mine does.
I’m pretty sure we’re looking at the Hit List right here.
-I think so. -I’m toast.
Listen, the only four options she has
is the three of us and Corinne.
Yeah.
She ain’t putting anybody else in.
Yeah. She ain’t putting Tanisha and Bobby.
I’ll tell you this much.
There’s the pressure of doing it for me alone,
but the pressure of doing it with your--
both your keys coming my way, it drove me crazy to win,
and I turned into somebody that... [chuckles]
-[laughter] -...that I don’t see very often.
As much as Shake wants to try and shake this image
that he got from his show
and not being all that nice to young ladies,
uh, he definitely made sure today that if anyone
had forgotten who he was,
he made sure to give everyone a refresher.
[slowed down voice] You’re ----ing toast.
95 of--percent of the time I’m here, I’m like,
why the [bleep] am I here? I’m not a villain.
Like, I’m-I’m a small-time villain
compared to these ----ing villains.
And that, what you just saw, is the reason why.
-[laughs] You’re crazy. -I’m just telling you.
♪
Yeah, he is dead man walking.
Did you see his face he was making?
Was like...
[laughs]
Making the ugliest face
I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
I was like, ew.
I’m probably just being paranoid.
I mean, if she wants to go, [bleep],
if she wants to swing for the fences,
[voice echoing] she puts me, put Jonny and Shake,
all of them together... [continues indistinctly]
Being with Bananas in the hot tub, it’s hot.
It’s turning me on.
I’m having a really, really hard time paying attention.
[harp playing glissandos]
[power rock ballad playing]
♪ Heaven’s gonna have to wait ♪
♪ You can’t give up this place on Earth ♪
♪ ’Cause I’m not leavin’ ♪
♪ Heaven’s gonna have to wait ♪
♪ Can’t give up this place on Earth ♪
♪ ’Cause I’m not leavin’ ♪
[voice echoing] Corinne. Corinne. Corinne.
Corinne. Um, hello?
I mean, what--what-- what do you think?
-No, it’s a lot. -You know?
-Yeah. -[sniffs] So...
♪ ’Cause I’m not leavin’ ♪
♪
I got a little carried away in the last couple days,
and that’s not a good feeling.
I think it’s time to be honest.
I have a lot of cleanup I need to do.
Mm-hmm.
♪
Easiest way to put it is
I became someone today that I didn’t like.
I just--I just feel like, come on, like,
you’ve been going behind my back and saying things to the house.
Basically, I made--I made a decision with New York
to keep her, and...
-[buzzer] -[echoing scream]
...when the vote didn’t go that way,
I was like, uh-oh.
I know, but you blamed me, and that’s not fair either.
-Why am I always there? -B-Because at that point, like,
because you were already there, and--and that--that--
Well, thanks, Shake. I really appreciate that.
-And that’s the end of it. -Can we go sit over here?
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
I got a little heated up at the challenge.
May have entered a blind rage at some point,
and I know I’m not the most popular person
in the house, and I need to do what I can to salvage this.
Mind if we squeeze in here or...
-No, not at all, man. -What do you think?
I don’t know if you guys are interested in this conversation.
I was explaining the train of thought that got me
into the dumpster fire that we ended in.
-You know? -I can’t wait to hear this.
-Um... -Yeah.
Oh, it’s a big family in here.
It’s come to Jesus meeting.
So, basically what happened was New York and I were talking,
and she asked me to vote for her.
And then when Anfisa survived the elimination,
she came into the house, and--
And I said cheers to everybody except that sneaky mother----er
sitting right in front of me right now.
Exactly. Exactly.
Thanks to everybody except Bobby and somebody.
-The sneaky mother----er. -Sneaky mother----er.
At that point, I knew I could not tell her it was me.
Okay, so then you decided to blame me at the vote.
-Yes. -And say it was because
I was jealous... -Yes! [laughs]
...of her and Bananas.
That’s villainy! That’s ----ing villainy to me, all right?
Don’t use me as your ----ing pawn, as you would call me!
You’re such a good pawn!
Oh, wow.
Oh, thank God.
That definitely didn’t go as planned,
and things are objectively far worse
than they were 10 minutes ago,
but this is the best I’ve felt about myself
since walking in this house.
Listen, I’m on the Hit List,
and I’m not holding anything back till I leave.
At this point, Shake is an easy target.
I mean, villain rule number 36--
Never, ever, ever call a house meeting.
They never end well.
♪
-This--this is the fun-- -Why is your face
that you keep making? You keep going like this.
Hey, I will go out being honest as [bleep] here.
I don’t give a sh-- what you think.
-You’re not being-- -I’m gonna--Now I am!
-Now I ----ing am. -You’re not being honest.
I’m honest! You’re a brainless little pawn
that sucks onto-- -[bleep] you! [bleep] you!
You’re a ----ing disrespectful piece of sh--!
-Okay, whatever! -I don’t care
what the [bleep] happens to you!
-The cards are on the table. -’Cause like you ----ing said,
I’m brainless. I’m brainless, right?
[bleep] it. Vote me out.
I’ve been trying so hard to be friends with everybody
and be cool with everybody, but it’s kind of bullsh--.
I haven’t felt as good as I feel right now.
I can finally be myself.
Okay. [laughs] It’s what I thought.
You doused yourself in gasoline and lit yourself on fire, dude.
You’re such a ----ing loser, honestly.
♪
CORINNE: [bleep] you!
You’re a ----ing disrespectful piece of sh--!
You’re such a ----ing loser, honestly.
I don’t have time for that sh--.
I knew what I was getting myself into coming down here,
and at least I can leave here knowing
I ----ing spoke my mind. -You left it all on the table.
And that’s--that’s fine. For better or for worse.
And some of it is worse,
and maybe there’s not that much better, but whatever.
Just let me have... [laughs] have my ----ing thing.
-Good night, everybody. -OMAROSA: Good night.
All right. Good night.
At the end of the day, I stood up for myself,
and I laid everything out on the table.
I could have done it in a more soft way,
but it is what it is.
If that means people aren’t gonna like me,
then they don’t have to.
♪
Mark Burnett used to try to make us
make our beds on "The Apprentice."
Oh. [laughs]
He would come in. "It’s a pigsty!
People don’t watch this show-- it’s your tower. Fix your beds!"
Fix your beds for real. Fix your beds for real. Yeah.
While us ladies are here,
it’s four women, four men, and there’s a power dynamic.
So, let us all keep that in mind.
There’s eight people. Three have to go up.
This is us right now.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, right?
-Mm-hmm. -I’m Supervillain.
Supervillain puts up three people, right?
Mm-hmm.
One wins the Redemption Challenge.
Hold on, hold on.
One wins the Redemption Challenge.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
-So, now five votes. -It’s five people voted.
So the Supervillain is completely out of it.
So, the only power they have is nominating.
The focus then becomes on this space.
So, to save yourself, you have to secure three people.
Guy wins, two women are going up.
Definitely.
-Two of us are going up. -Definitely.
And one dude may go up just as a token,
or they may get gangsta and put three women up,
and then the four boys control the game.
[gasps] Sh--.
Baby, the last time I was this confused I stepped on a scale.
I don’t know what’s going on.
It’s just simple math.
I can make this commitment to you all
that no one in this kitchen is going up here.
-Mm-hmm. -Okay.
Do I think we’re gonna be in an alliance
by next challenge? Absolutely not.
But it’s fine. I’m gonna give Omarosa
the benefit of the doubt right now.
The oranges have spoken.
I’m asking you all not to share,
like, "She’s gonna put all you boys up."
I’m just telling you that that’s my thinking.
The power dynamic of the game has never been clearer.
♪
[bell tolls]
-Good morning, villains. -What’s up, girl?
Please report to the bar immediately.
[groans] Okay.
♪
Congratulations, Omarosa,
on winning your second Battle Royale
and becoming Supervillain of the Week
for a second time. -Whoo!
It is time for you to choose who you would like
to bring on your reward.
I was gonna invite you to come.
No, thank you.
I’d rather listen to Johnny Bananas play
"Wonder Woman" on his guitar all day.
-TANISHA: Period. -Please make your decision now.
Well, with that said, I have been looking forward
to having some fun time with my roomie Anfisa,
and the second person that I am going
to take with me is just a legend,
and so...Jonny Fairplay.
-No. -[laughs]
-Are you serious? -Good for you, bro.
This is a great opportunity to clear my head
and reward my allies Anfisa, but more importantly,
Jonny Fairplay.
I know how good he is, and because he’s so good,
you have to work with him,
or he’ll come for you.
-Have fun! -Yes!
-Thank you! -Yes.
♪
Let’s go!
Whoo!
Oh, my gosh.
♪
It’s a garden.
Yay.
[koto and flute playing traditional Japanese music]
Wow!
-Look how gorgeous. -Wow.
Wow. Sushi!
So glad you guys are joining me.
-Are you kidding me? -This is awesome.
-Does anyone do sake? -I’ve never had it.
It’s Japanese rice wine, and it’s bad luck
to pour your own, so I’ll pour yours for you,
but if you could pour mine for me.
-Okay. Here. -To the queen,
sharing your rewards. -Oh, thank you, Jonny.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
[birds chirping]
So, what do you think’s going on in the house right now?
Johnny and Corinne are in the hot tub.
Yes.
-Can I massage your feet? -Ooh, wow.
-You’re good at that. -[Omarosa laughs]
And then Shake is literally going to each person
and digging another-- a bigger hole for himself.
[laughter]
[laughs] You are such a "Bachelor" girl, like...
-Me? Why? -Yeah...
Come on. I don’t wanna watch you give him a foot rub.
That, is like, the thirstiest sh-- I’ve ever seen.
I hate to say it, but maybe there’s a reason
you didn’t win "The Bachelor."
Hey, don’t stop just ’cause he says that. Hey.
BANANAS: Yeah.
-Exactly. -Yeah...
Shake has gone into full meltdown mode,
and I think he has seen his game
literally slip right between his fingers.
Listen, man, I’m sorry you put yourself in this position.
You’re still facing the consequences, buddy.
I’m going inside. You guys chill.
Thanks for the libation.
I would just like to say that it means a lot
that you guys accepted my invitation.
Speaking of which, there’s the Hit List.
[laughter]
Okay. What about Bananas?
I really am considering him as an option.
-Okay. -Maybe you should put Shake
with two strong guys on the list
so that one of the stronger guys could win it.
Well, that would mean that Fairplay would go up, too.
I think Bananas is stronger than me.
-Yeah. -[laughs] I think...
What about you and Bananas and Shake?
Omarosa and I have known each other for about 20 years.
We started this sh--.
And now Omarosa has decided
that she would like to possibly put me on the Hit List.
I just wanna hear your thoughts.
I’m not thinking about putting you up. I’m just kind of...
Okay. I can’t champion that.
Thanks for the sushi. Go [bleep] yourself.
♪
Goodbye, HBIC. No more.
Okay. Here you go.
In there. Thank you.
♪
Nice...and tight.
♪
[sighs]
[organ swelling]
-There you go. -Just pat it down in there.
♪
-Okay. -[claps]
Bye-bye, bitch.
-Oh, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. -You got on Gucci.
-I’m sorry. -You got on Gucci.
-Yeah, I know. -Easy with the Guccis, baby.
Well, looks like New York is out
the mother----ing building, sis.
-Amen. -Yes.
♪
[humming]
I feel like just eating all day.
[Tanisha continues humming]
♪ Good thing, good thing, good thing, good thing, baby ♪
Whoo!
♪
-Hi! -Ahh!
OMAROSA: We’re back!
We had sushi, sake...
-[gasps] -...and Japanese beer.
-Are you serious? -No, legit.
What?
You know I complain about a lot.
The biggest sushi spread...
-The sushi spread was amazing. -Did we miss any craziness?
Uh, Shake has been walking around here, uh--
-Insulting me again. -Insulting.
-ANFISA: What? No. -No.
Wow.
It’s a very easy decision to just
nominate Shake because he is the biggest target
in this "House of Villains."
And what do you do with big targets?
Do you throw them out, or you keep them in front of you
so that you don’t become the next big target?
I have a lot to consider.
I cannot tell you that the worst thing to happen
is to become the Supervillain. -’Cause it’s a lot.
-This is the hardest thing. -I know.
Would you be mad if I put up...Bananas?
I’m so torn right now.
I know that Omarosa is not gonna put me on the Hit List,
but obviously I don’t want Bananas to go up either.
He’s an ally of mine.
Corinne, can I steal him for a moment?
Yeah.
Ooh, that’s my first time saying a "Bachelor" line.
[laughs]
Hi. I want to just talk to you
because I haven’t made my decision yet.
-Okay, good. -I’m still weighing it.
We’ve never talked game. You don’t talk game with me.
You know how I do this, dude.
When I feel like I’m good with someone,
I don’t feel the need to continue checking in
because the first challenge that we did, we hugged, shook--
And I told you I was not putting you up.
-And you didn’t. -And I kept my word on that.
And you kept your word.
If I let you have it...
You safe. You have my word.
-Hug on it? -Yes.
We did have that conversation, but now I’m looking at the way
things are kind of shaping up, and I’m feeling very vulnerable.
Omarosa is obviously someone who loves the big moment.
So, right now I want to put the fear of God into her.
If you fire the first shot,
and if you break this peace treaty that we have,
the war’s on,
and I don’t know if you want those problems.
It appeared to me that you and Shake
created some kind of alliance because
you brought that last key to Shake.
And I’m sitting there going, am I being played?
Am I the fool?
Shake was the closest ----ing person to me,
so I was just putting ’em on his box,
and I was putting locks on Bobby’s box
’cause I knew he was the biggest threat to me.
I saw you leading, and I’m like, cool, we’re good.
You could have secured safety.
You were head and shoulders above all of us.
But I didn’t think I needed safety from you.
I genuinely have not made my choices yet.
Omarosa, you have. Come on. You pull the trigger on me,
they don’t--they--they’re-- I’m not coming after them.
I’m gonna come after the person that came after me.
None of them wanna pull the trigger.
They wanna plant the gun in your hand.
They wanna point at me and pull the trigger.
But guess what? When the cops show up,
they want you holding the ----ing gun
’cause they don’t want the smoke.
-And I hate that, because... -I don’t want that .I know.
...then we’re wiping out the strong ones,
and then the weak ones float into the end.
I know.
♪
This is good, right?
-The jacket--yeah. -Yes. Amazing.
That’s why you made me break out mine.
I wasn’t even gon’ come like this.
[bell tolls]
E.V.A.: Good evening, villains.
Please make your way to the Stronghold.
I’m hoping that my conversation with Omarosa
was enough to keep me off the Hit List.
So, this is gonna be a true test of, uh,
of my conniving, manipulative, deal-making abilities,
and, uh, I just don’t know how this one’s gonna turn out.
♪
Oh, welcome.
Hi.
Hi, everyone.
Omarosa, you are the Supervillain of the Week.
Please take that chair.
[dramatic music playing]
♪
[laughter]
[bleep] Gotta sell it, right?
Hello, villains... and Bruce, the camera operator.
It’s time for our Hit List nominations.
I have no idea who’s being put on the Hit List.
Omarosa, the power is once again in your hands.
My true Scorpio spirit is telling me I’m good.
You get to choose the three villains
in danger of being banished.
Who are you going to nominate to yell at you first?
My first nominee for the Hit List...
♪
Shake.
Right now I feel like
the chips are stacked against me.
I don’t really know that I have anyone on my side,
but if I’m gonna be here, bring it the [bleep] on.
I know why I’m up here.
We all know why I’m up here, and we also know
that I’ve worn this exact same suit
every single time we’ve been in this room.
The point of that is I came in here with one suit
knowing that I only had one shot here in the "House of Villains,"
the legends of legends.
[heroic music playing]
And the fact that I’m here at the third elimination
shows me I have more in common with you
than I ever thought possible, and I’m ready to compete
to show you I can make it to the next round.
-[music warps down] -[laughs]
All right, Shake. Well, there you go.
Omarosa, who is the second villain
you want to nominate and why?
The next person going on the Hit List
is a person who I’ve wanted out for a very long time.
That person is...
♪
Corinne.
♪
Wow.
Was not expecting that.
Oh...my...God.
Omarosa is exactly what I thought she’d be--
a cold-hearted bitch.
♪
Sis, I am confused,
I can make this commitment to you all
that no one in this kitchen is going up here.
-Mm-hmm. -Okay.
This sh-- got more twists and turns
like a wet synthetic weave.
Corinne, is there anything you’d like to say?
I am very surprised.
I’ve been a team player with you,
and I’m super blindsided and shocked.
You are not my target at all.
I believe that you could be a fierce competitor
to go up against
because you’re smart and people underestimate you.
It’s bullsh-- putting me in
because I’m strong and I can take the challenge.
Please. I’m not stupid.
You put me the [bleep] up because you want me
the [bleep] out, but you’re right, Omarosa.
People do underestimate me,
and now you’re gonna ----ing see.
Omarosa, who is your final Hit List nomination?
The next person added to the Hit List is...
♪
Tanisha.
♪
Oh...my...God.
♪
I’m a bit sham-wowed at the moment that, uh,
it was Tanisha.
Omarosa probably seeing how close Tanisha
and I have gotten in the house,
you can’t take a direct shot at the person
you want to get rid of. The next best thing is
to take a shot at a person that they’re working with.
Tanisha, is there anything you’d like to say in reply?
I knew it. I knew you was coming.
You should have.
I saw you from the beginning. I saw you.
I’ve had my eye on you for a long time.
-I know. I know! I know. -Floating along.
-Yeah. -Everybody loves Tanisha.
She’s never touched a Hit List. Float on, floater.
We’re wiping out the strong ones,
and then the weak ones are floating to the end.
I know.
The one thing
that I disdain the most in reality TV are floaters.
They just float through the game and under the radar.
Not on my watch.
Coming for you, sis. Straight for you.
You gon--You gon’ need more than that rabbit coat to come for me.
Chinchilla, mama. Get it right, get it tight.
They say they don’t [bleep] with me,
but I say they can’t [bleep] with T. Period!
-Talk is cheap. -Okay, I’ll show you.
-We’ll see. -We’ll see.
-All right, we’re done here. -Mm-hmm. Exactly.
-I’m bored. -I’m sure. Pants is melting.
Shoes burnin’. $24.99. Go ahead. Keep it pushing.
You a snake. I saw you from the beginning.
-No, not a snake. -You’re a snake, sis.
I’m a gator, baby.
-Yup. -Later, gator.
Later, hater.
Omarosa’s talking about I’m a "floater,"
and I’ve been flying under the radar?
Bitch, please. I’ve been present.
I’m the last one to go to sleep
and one of the first mother-suckers up.
They not gon’ tell me I haven’t been playing this game.
Child, I’ve been interviewing people like I’m Barbara Walters
in this bitch.
You understand me?
Getting all the tea and the Henny,
but apparently not enough. [scoffs] Game on.
I know why I’m here.
Later, hater.
BANANAS: Next on "House of Villains"...
A long as Shake doesn’t win.
if he stays in this house, over, like, either of us girls,
like, that’s a ----ing joke. -He’s not.
No one wants him here.
Things are getting real. I know they’re gunning for me.
My only chance for survival is to win the Redemption Challenge.
Don’t ----ing act like I’m crazy.
I hate that passive-aggressive sh--!
-Watch the show. -I’m aggressive-aggressive.
-When you watch the show-- -I’m not passive.
-You are passive-aggressive. -That’s why I came at you
from the front. I don’t stab in the back.
What the [bleep] you call this?!
This woman is an actual real life villain.
She will put her own mama on the Hit List, okay?
-Oh. -How’s it going?
-What’s up, man? -Spencer.
-Spencer what?
-Spencer Pratt. -Spencer!
-Ohh! -Aah!
I’m guessing you guys are wanting to know
what’s in the big black box. Well, here it is.
This is not fair.
No.
[crying]
I’m scared.
♪