BANANAS: Previously on "House of Villains"...
-My vote’s for Bobby. -Game on.
You are Supervillain of the ----ing Week.
-Yes! -That’s right!
-I’ve won a challenge! -Congrats!
You are not the Supervillain.
-Wow! -This is bullsh--.
You have one hour to decide who becomes the Supervillain.
Tanisha’s the ----ing better route to go.
I think the smart move for my game
is to choose my roommate. I trust Bobby.
You’ve put me on the Hit List. I’m coming for him.
I promise. I’m not gonna put you on the Hit List.
I think Bobby’s got my back, and I have Bobby’s back.
Bobby, you’re my only choice to be Supervillain of the Week.
[voice breaking] I think I’m gonna cry.
[cackles]
I’ve been knew about Fairplay. I’ve been knew.
I know a snake-y, sneaky person when I see him.
Now I know where I stand with him, and I’m done. I’m over it.
War coming.
Shake, get your ass up there.
Fairplay, I’m sorry, but I have to put Bananas up
on the Hit List.
♪
I lied to you. Duh!
I’ve got a thing or two to say to you, old Bobbo.
[yawns loudly]
Fairplay knew exactly what putting Bobby up meant,
but, Fairplay, game’s on, dude.
Unfortunately, I have to make this move.
I’m putting myself up for elimination.
What?
♪
I can’t wait to have it with just these two.
-That’s a bold move. -Revenge is mine.
You could put yourself up up here?
♪
[evil laughter]
♪
Sick of playing this game.
You guys wanna sit around here and act like you guys are,
"Oh, I’m going up against all of you.
I’m going up against..."
No, go up against me fair and square.
I want you mother----ers out one by one,
like a goddamn fly on a wall at a pancake meeting
with ----ing syrup in the middle of the ----ing dance floor.
I put myself up. The Redemption Challenge next.
I’m about to whoop their ass, and that means
Shake and Bananas is up for elimination.
-One of ’em gotta go. -Well, I hope you
brought an army, Bobby. ’cause you’re gonna need one.
Oh, I’m on you like white on rice
in a paper plate in a snowstorm.
When’s the next goddamn Redemption Challenge?
-I’m ready right now. -[claps along]
My roommate went rogue.
We’ll see how Bobby fares.
We’ll see how I fare.
I typically would advise against putting yourself
on the Hit List.
Kind of a dumb idea.
But on the other hand, it’s kind of a power move
that he’s so confident that he’s gonna get one of us kicked out.
Either he’s a genius,
or he’s the craziest bastard I’ve ever met.
OMAROSA: Ooh, food, you guys! The food is here]!
-Are you sad? -I’m not hungry.
I have salad. I got cookies. Cookies make you happy.
I’m, uh...
I’m good for the day.
I feel like I potentially dug my own grave
by handing Bobby
the Supervillain power of the week.
What did he think was gonna happen?
♪
By Bobby putting Bananas on the Hit List,
which was an agreed upon deal, that he would not,
Bobby has now put me directly in the line of fire.
I’d like to say that I didn’t see it coming, but I did.
As much as I want to focus my anger and ire towards Bobby,
this was expected.
Person I’m really pissed at is Jonny Fairplay.
I’m just glad you’re not up on the block because I have
all the ----ing confidence in the world
that I’m coming back, and I need you there.
You’ll never have to worry about me with you.
I think I’ve let it be known to these bitches
they ain’t ----ing with me.
-No, you--you have our support. -You do.
-Full support. -Okay.
Thanks again for keeping us safe.
-Of course. -Thank you.
And I’d be damned...
I’d just be damned. [chuckles]
-OMAROSA: Good night. -Good night.
Everyone is after the $200K. I’m playing the game.
I’m gonna do what I have to do.
I know I can’t trust some of these bimbo bitches.
This is our first real roommate, you know, disagreement,
but at least I feel good knowing that I didn’t go against you,
putting you on the Hit List or doing nothing weird.
But I had to do what’s best for me,
and that’s literally best for me so that I can just
do what I have to do in this competition.
♪
By the way, this is called ghetto-ness.
For the motherlands.
[laughs]
In America, we call it twerking.
♪
Hey, so, Omarosa.
♪
Let me ask you this.
There’s a vote scenario between me and Bananas.
-Who you choosing? -Bananas.
You continuously say you’re targeting me and my roommate.
Well, look past that.
So, there’s really no incentive to keep you.
But Bananas would target you as well.
I’d rather go out against Bananas.
If you vote for me, you two are safe.
-Oh, yeah, bruh. -[music warps down]
-[laughs] -That’s the best I can do.
I’m not buying that.
I wouldn’t believe Shake if his tongue came notarized.
The guy just can’t tell the truth.
♪
-I’m taking care of you. -[grunts]
-Take off your shoes? -Mm-hmm. [grunts]
-Okay. -[flapping tongue]
[laughs]
Shake, can you spray my back, please?
-Sure. -Anyone? No one?
Whoo! Boys!
-[spritzing] -Whoo!
There you go.
-Thanks. -Yeah.
Feel like we just went to second base.
[laughs]
I made a strategic decision in choosing Bobby Lytes
as the Supervillain of the Week, and guess what?
It blew up in my face, and now I have blood on my hands.
I need repair work quickly.
♪
Can I--Can I just put this on the table?
Of all my friends ever that I’ve ever met,
you two may be my best friends ever.
♪
Aw.
I don’t know if I can believe that, Fairplay.
Best friends don’t throw their friends to the wolves.
-Yeah, that’s a good point. -Just saying.
I wasn’t aware that I was.
You were aware. Come on!
You have to think.
Bobby would have thought of us, right?
No, Bobby told me I could pick.
You can’t believe a word coming out
of that guy’s mouth, Jonny. -Okay.
-I’m a virgin. -[laughs]
-How many drinks have you had? -One.
-What? -What?
How are you gonna do that?
I don’t have morals, nor do I have manners.
And you knew that.
Uh, no, I did not know that, Bananas.
You’re--Come on, dude. You’re smarter than that.
-That’s not true. -You’re smarter than that.
Everybody here has their own way of being manipulative.
Some people may manipulate with their charm
and sense of humor--this guy.
Jonny’s got a totally different way.
He makes people feel sorry for him,
like he’s, you know, some pathetic stray dog
that needs a home and needs to be fed.
You know I believed him. I hope you know I believed him.
Dude, ain’t gonna work on me.
Jonny, if you actually believed him,
it’s a terrible judgment in character.
-Okay. -Terrible.
Fairplay, listen, man,
I couldn’t have made it any more clear.
You’ve made your bed. Now you’re gonna lay it.
-I’m sorry. -I don’t want--No.
I don’t want you to-- I don’t want you to be sorry.
I’m just saying, dude, that, like...
told you so.
Yeah.
♪
-Are we playing for hand jobs? -Yep.
-All right. -[bell tolls]
Three villains walk into a bar.
-Ouch. -Ba-dump-bum-chum.
Don’t think that’s funny? Let’s see if you can do better.
It’s time for your Redemption Challenge.
-Whoo! -Ooh!
BANANAS: I hope it’s at a bar.
Get dressed.
ANFISA: I wonder where we’re going.
Let me see the outfit. Come out. Step out.
♪
[squeals]
The--Okay. All right. Forget the spin.
Okay. [sighs]
♪
OMAROSA: Bananas, you’ve been avoiding me.
-What do you mean? -Nothing. It just sounds
interesting on the camera. -[chuckles] Oh.
How you feeling, Bobby?
-[sneezes] -Oh, no.
Bruh! Bruh!
What?
Bro, it came back here, you nasty ass.
It did? I sneezed out the window, I thought.
-What?! -It got you?
So, what do you think about Bobby making his own decision
and ultimately putting himself up?
Crazy man.
It’s a wild, bold villain move, period.
I had to do what I had to do. [sighs]
When you want something done right,
gotta do that sh-- yourself.
[snickers]
♪
It’s called Ha Ha something.
Oh, no, we’re going to a comedy club.
-Yeah. -Oh, [bleep].
TANISHA: Open mic at 7 p.m.
-BOBBY: Oh, my God. -"House of Villains."
Look.
Let’s not forget all of you villains.
I’m still the Supervillain of the Week.
♪
[upbeat jazz playing, applause]
Yeah! Come on in, guys.
Find your little, uh, podium.
-[music warps down] -Excuse me!
There is no excuse for you, Bobby.
Ass[bleep].
This is...Wow.
-Hi. -Hi.
Hi. Guys, we are here
for your Redemption Challenge. Challenge. Challenge.
Whoo!
You three will be competing today
in a challenge called Cap It Off.
[canned laughter and applause]
OMAROSA: Where’s that laughing coming from?
Each round, I will show you a photo
of a moment from this very show.
You will write the funniest captions you can,
and non-competing villains will vote on the funniest one.
I’m great at making fun of people.
I’m great at making uncomfortable situations
even more uncomfortable.
Looking at pictures and coming up with funny captions--
not necessarily my strong suit.
I Google all my captions on Instagram.
To keep the writers of each caption secret,
they will be read aloud by a semi-professional comedian--
this guy.
[canned laughter, applause, whistling]
The villain who scores the most points wins the challenge.
The last challenge, I had a clear advantage.
Can you help me, Shake? [laughs]
I’m not gonna help-- Oh, snakes!
CORINNE: Is it?
There’s some snake-y boys in here.
-[bleep] -Like snakes?
Here, the advantage isn’t so clear.
This is gonna be a tough one.
These are two formidable opponents,
but I wouldn’t count myself out.
Here is the first photo that they’ll be commenting on.
BOBBY: Oh!
-[laughter] -It’s hilarious.
-BANANAS: Okay. -JOEL: There’s Tanisha.
Type in a comment.
-Done. -[device clatters]
I’m already in the lead, you idiots.
-[laughs] -I’m a funny-ass bitch.
The rest of these idiots don’t know what the [bleep]
they’re doing when it comes to captions.
So, I have this challenge in a bag.
Here’s the first comment.
"When the mink eyelashes are on sale for half off."
[canned laughter]
"When you’re at the club,
and the DJ drops the new Luda track."
-[laughter] -Okay. Uh...
"This bitch ate the last cookie."
-[canned audience groan] -OMAROSA: That was lame.
JOEL: All right, so now you guys pick your favorite one.
We have two 2s, a 3, and a 1.
That means our first photo was won
by Mr. Johnny Bananas.
[canned applause]
[canned cheering]
You guys are ----ing idiots, by the way.
Well, at least Bobby’s winning the crowd over.
[laughter]
[bell dings]
Here’s our second photo.
-CANNED AUDIENCE: Ooh! -Type in your comments.
♪
I would hum the "Jeopardy!" tune,
but we’d be sued.
-[canned laughter] -Get the [bleep] outta here.
Think you’re gonna write a better caption than me? Hmm?
Lock in your fun comments, guys.
-Locked. -Locked.
"After you catch a glimpse
of his checking account."
[laughter]
"If you suffer from wet puppy syndrome,
call Anfisa. 1-800-ANFISA.
Side effects may include heartburn,
nausea, and mild alopecia."
[laughter]
3--"When he says blow me, but she a classy hoe."
CANNED AUDIENCE: Ohh!
-[laughter] -[canned cheers and applause]
All right, now we’re gonna have you vote, guys, so here we go.
3, 3, 3, 1.
-[canned audience murmuring] -BOBBY: Wow, I love that.
You’re the standard.
-Oh, you won that one, Johnny. -[applause]
[bell dings]
I just honestly cannot.
-Our next photo, please. -[canned audience gasp]
-[canned laughter] -All right, here we go, guys.
-Get those comments in. -All right. Yep, they’re in.
-They’re locked. -Here we go.
-"So what happened was..." -[canned laughter]
"The look you give when New York calls you
a [bleep] guzzling Trumpy."
[canned audience booing]
"Michelle Obama gets her groove back."
[canned laughter]
-Now that’s funny. -What was your favorite caption?
♪
-3, 3, 3, and 2. -Whoa.
OMAROSA: Oh, my God, Bananas. You’re so wack.
-[canned applause and laughter] -Bobby won that round.
-[bell dings] -Shake, still nothing.
-Take it easy. -Next photo.
-ALL: Ohh! -Hey! [laughs]
-Write down your comments, guys. -FAIRPLAY: You’re welcome.
-That is really something. -You’re welcome, America.
-Here’s the first comment. -Don’t hurt my feelings.
"1998 Joe Dirt, Tampa, Florida, #TBT."
[canned laughter]
"A solid 6 with self-confidence on 6 million."
-[canned laughter] -The moment before
you walk into a house, and Chris Hansen
tells you to take a seat
and offers you a glass of iced tea."
-CANNED AUDIENCE: Ohh! -[laughs]
Your favorite comment to be revealed now.
Okay, 1 has won.
-[applause] -Bobby won.
-[bell dings] -TANISHA: Yay.
-OMAROSA: Yeah, Bobby! -Next photo.
-Ohh! -Oh, my God!
-Whoo! -[cat-calling and cheers]
Let’s take a moment to write a comment.
-BOBBY: Thank God to my surgeon. -[laughter]
-Ha! -Here we go.
Number 1--"If I saw that ass with no context, I’d hit that."
-Whoo! -"Wrong ’Ladies Night,’ fellas."
[laughter]
"If the ’entrance only’ sign was a picture."
OMAROSA: Now that’s funny.
[laughs]
Coming in at number 1 was Shake, guys.
-Shake is on the board. -He’s on the board!
Let me have one! Let me have one!
[all cheering]
Shake made it!
Next picture, guys. Here we go. The next picture. There it is.
-CANNED AUDIENCE: Ooh! -Look at Bobby.
-Ohh. -I already know what to say
because I’ve been there, done that.
-BANANAS: Jesus. [laughs] -[canned cheering]
We’re all locked in, and here is the first caption.
"When the blunt takes you to outer space."
[laughter]
"Organisms in space hit different."
-[canned booing] -Okay.
"The feeling you get when NASA lands a probe on Uranus."
[canned laughter]
It looks like 1 has won again.
I have a problem, actually. It wasn’t "organisms."
It was "Orgasms" in space hit different.
That says organisms.
And you guys said you guys would autocorrect it.
But "organisms" is the word you typed.
You said you guys would autocorrect.
-...a real word. -Huh?
Fine. Okay, fair enough. Got it.
Fair enough. Got it. Fair enough.
-[whimsical music playing] -Villain rule number 473--
always use spell check!
Here we go! That was Shake, everyone.
Look at that. Coming from behind.
-Wow! -JOEL: Shake out of nowhere.
SHAKE: Every once in a while, every once in a while.
-Shake. -He is coming on strong.
I love smoking blunts. What can I say?
[laughter]
All right, look at that. There is a tie.
-[canned audience gasp] -As you know, it has been
a very close race, no joke.
So, the winner in this last photo wins the challenge.
-CANNED AUDIENCE: Whoa! -Okay, here we go. Ready?
It’s Johnny Bananas with Corinne.
Bobby, she means nothing to me, I swear.
-[laughter] -Here we go.
The first comment is, "Probably the only time in history
Corinne has given a dude blue balls."
[canned laughter]
"Who’s gonna tell her this isn’t the Bachelor? Yikes!"
[canned laughter]
And number 3, "He’s just not that into you."
-[canned audience groaning] -Okay, so...
and our winner is...by one point and safe from banishment...
♪
Johnny Bananas.
[cheers and applause]
Johnny Bananas wins. He’s safe, guys.
That don’t mean sh--!
Jake and Bobby are up for Banishment.
And let’s hear it for your host, Joel McHale.
-Whoo! -Let’s hear it for me.
I’d like to say I’m still the Supervillain.
And do not forget it, you ----ing idiots.
This guy cannot get out of his own way.
It doesn’t matter what platform you put me on...
...what you say, I don’t give a flying [bleep]!
-...I’m gonna ----ing win, bro. -I’m still Supervillain,
and I’m gonna get you outta here whether you like it or not.
Just goes to show...
And you are an idiot for not beating him!
You’re not funny.
Bobby has nobody to blame
for the position that he’s in but himself.
-You know what I just realized? -What?
I realized-- post-production, sound effect--
make it seem like I’m on the mic.
[amplified voice] You know what I just realized?
-BANANAS: Tell us. -I’ve realized that you are
just as corny as the rest of the goddamn house.
You, you, you, you, you guys are all corny.
Move it! ----ing idiots.
You nominate yourself against
the greatest reality television competitor of all time,
and you expect to win?
He’s not the Supervillain. He’s the Super Idiot.
I’m pissed! I’m ----ing pissed!
Give me this.
All your bitches were laughing at the wrong jokes!
Get this sh-- out my ----ing face!
And I hope all you bitches going to Banishment.
At the end of the day, I hope there’s no grand prize.
All your bitches, get the [bleep] out of my face.
And look at him. He’s smoking a cigarette.
It’s not cool. He’s smoking a cigarette.
It’s not funny. Think it’s funny?
-It’s not funny. -You take his cigarette!
Why you take his cigarette?
And guess what?
[Tanisha screaming]
You’re ----ing on one, dude. Jesus Christ.
-You’re a loser! -No, no, no.
-Loser! -Like you on every season of
"The Challenge" you’ve been on. -Loser!
You don’t have the balls big enough to do what I did.
-Which is what? -Take your ass
and your Target outfit back into the black truck.
I’ll see you at the house! Margaret Gilbert.
-[snickers] -[music warps down]
-Who? -[laughter]
-Who is Margaret Gilbert? -[laughter]
I don’t even know who Mar-- Margaret Gilbert is.
Yo, this is the best Redemption Challenge
we’ve ever had. [laughs]
TANISHA: You psycho! [laughs]
OMAROSA: Shake, you’re toast. You’re on the Hit List.
SHAKE: Don’t say that.
This is the end of the road for you. Sorry.
Goddamn it.
♪
How does it feel to be the least funny person
in the house, Bobby? -Whoo!
I’ll take the least funniest person
over the least villainous person,
you ----ing idiot.
I didn’t expect the outcome of tonight’s challenge,
but I’m excited to finally wash Shake.
-It’s me versus you, Bobby. -It ain’t me versus you, sh--.
He’s like one of those roaches you smash,
and you think you killed it.
You see it just get up and start keep going and going and going.
It’s like, bitch, die.
♪
-BANANAS: Jonny! -Yes, sir.
You put the most mentally stable
and least funny person, uh, as Supervillain, so...
Well, maybe he’s most funny.
Dude, now--now I’m up against him for a vote,
and I can’t help but feel you’re somewhat responsible
for me being on this chopping block.
BANANAS: It’s a good point. So, what are you--
So I could-- I could make amends.
By? Saving Shake and not Bobby.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What’s your plan? What’s your plan to save me?
Fairplay’s the one that allowed Bobby
to become Supervillain in the first place.
It’s his fault I’m on the chopping block.
I think I’ll just try and make him feel really, really guilty
and see if that can sway him.
It is your fault that I’m on this Hit List.
You nominated Bobby, so, you know, as my friend...
-Shake. -...on this--shut up.
Don’t tell people to shut up. No one likes that.
You know what other things people hate?
-What? -When they have an opportunity
to save their friend, and then they’re like,
"Oh, I’m just gonna go with my roommate."
So, thanks, buddy.
We’ll see how we come out of this one, won’t we?
-Shake, can I ask you... -Ah, shut up.
Shake is up for Banishment,
and he should be kissing my ass right now,
but he’s telling me to shut up.
How stupid is he?
I am perplexed.
I think the only worst salesperson in the house
was Jax.
I think he’s gunning for the title.
Bobby and I have a strong bond,
and Bobby’s safe.
It’s time to get Shake outta here.
♪
I’m nervous because I really
have learned that in this house people flip
at the drop of a dime. You just never know.
You doing all your rampage? You’re not done?
No, I’m not done yet. I’m gonna wake up around 2 a.m. and go...
TANISHA: You know what? You know what?
BOBBY: ...pour a bucket of ice water on Bananas.
TANISHA: Oh, Lord.
♪
What are you doing with my doll?
-TANISHA: Wait a minute. -Are you...
Are you making out with my doll? You’re deep throating my doll?
-Unh-unh! -He’s deep throating me!
TANISHA: A-ha-ha!
Too much for him to handle.
I was trying to eat you alive.
I was trying to be metaphoric and... [bleep] it.
Literal?
Backflip.
His head’s all covered with your saliva.
BOBBY: [bleep] you.
♪
Oh, I love it here.
♪
-SHAKE: Pre-workout? -Yeah.
Bananas drinks them before he does, and...goals.
[laughs]
♪
Waking up today, I’m just down.
I’m on the Hit List. I’m up for Banishment.
But at the same time,
I think I gotta stuff some of those feelings away
and see how I can pull this one off.
[exhales deeply]
-Hey. -What’s up?
Oh, you know. The, uh...
probably the most depressing activity in this house.
Trust me. I went through it, so I understand.
It’s everything?
-Oh, there’s a few more things. -Mm-hmm.
Right now I feel like I have Fairplay and Bananas’ votes
to keep me in the house.
But to survive this elimination, I have to get three votes.
There can’t be a tie in this scenario.
There’s only five voting parties,
and Tanisha is a swing vote in the upcoming elimination,
so I’m not sure where she’ll go.
I really don’t know.
I’m just gonna just lay my cards on the table.
Mm-hmm.
-I know you and Bobby are close. -Mm-hmm.
-We are, very. -You’re very close.
Very.
But I know your hatred for Omarosa’s bigger.
Wouldn’t say "hate,"
but the dislike is very, very close near to that line.
-Okay. -What’s your point?
’Cause have you--you haven’t exactly been straight,
and now you in the hot seat again.
They keep throwing you up there like you baby back ribs.
You don’t see what the [bleep] going on?
I know.
Listen, the way I see it, I’m in a tight position myself
because I ain’t gon’ hold you. All right?
For me, you are outta here.
♪
-If I decide to keep you... -Yeah.
-I need a bigger favor. -What’s that? Omarosa.
I need you to come for Omarosa and Fairplay.
He’s the one who put you in this position
in the first ----ing place, and I told y’all.
I can play ball. I can play ball with that.
-I told you... -100%.
...you couldn’t trust him. Remember?
-100%. -Shake is definitely putting in
work around the house to-- to save his ass yet again.
I believe he’s making a very good argument,
but he knows how close Bobby and I are.
So, I have a lot of thinking to do.
-Okay. Okay. -[whispers] Out!
Okay.
♪
I got about a month
before I basically do the exact same thing.
Yeah.
Not really.
[sneaky music playing]
[crunching]
-[chip clatters] -Oh, sh--.
So, you’re voting for Bobby to stay, right?
Yeah.
There is a divide in the house.
I’ve just decided that I’m living
in one wing of the house and playing with the other.
I’m 100% voting for you to stay.
I love Bobby Lytes.
I never knew how great a friend I could make in this house.
However, Bobby, you have attempted to destroy my game,
but you leaving helps my game.
-Anfisa’s for you to stay. -Tanisha--
-Tanisha’s voting. Okay. -Yeah.
And if I’m gonna fire a shot,
I don’t feel like Omarosa can battle back.
-Yo, what’s up? -Oh.
How you feeling, man?
-Packing up... -Sucks.
...sucks, but...
Uh-huh.
Definitely learned my lesson about blabbering in this house.
Our boy Jax--yeah. He doesn’t need the money.
Hey, yes, I do need the money.
Damn it!
[chuckles]
It’s got to stay between us,
but there might be a way for me to stay.
-Okay. -If I can count on your vote...
-100%. -...and Fairplay.
I think feels bad for getting me up in this situation, and...
’Sup, bro? Is it--Is it beer o’ clock?
Yeah.
Goddamn it!
Why don’t you come in here while I’m packing here...
bro?
If I can count on you two, plus Tanisha,
I could pull this off... -Yeah.
...that is the situation.
That sounds like a good situation.
Because, bro, it’s this side versus that side.
[sizzling]
♪
-If he goes home... -They run the house.
-...we’re ----ed. -Yeah, exactly.
So, I’ll do my best to try and turn Tanisha because
it couldn’t be more clear. -Good. That’s all I need.
Bobby and Omarosa are one of the most formidable,
unpredictable, and dangerous alliances in the house,
and taking Bobby away will go a long way
to weakening Omarosa’s power and making her game irrelevant.
I’m gonna go--I’m gonna go hang by the pool, boys.
♪
I need to grab you for a second. Are you in the middle--
Okay. No, no, no, not at all, man.
Okay, cool.
[sighs] Thank you.
You can understand why I’m so conflicted
regarding this vote, right?
I get it, and I totally understand.
-Mm-hmm. -But at the same time,
we need Shake to come back.
Why do we need Shake? Shake is a snake.
I think Shake is a snake as well.
However, he will come back into the house,
and he will play ball. Bobby is in it for Bobby.
Without Bobby here,
Bananas thinks that we’ll gain control of the house,
but I can’t stand Fairplay or Shake,
so I don’t think this is gonna work for me.
Time is ticking, and somebody has to go.
Bobby’s not riding for you the way you’re riding for him.
I think he’s gonna ride more so harder for Omarosa.
100%.
[burps] Oh, sorry. Excuse me.
That’s why I’d be talking about--oh, wow.
So we got Tanisha and Bananas right there.
We got Shake and Fairplay. Oh, no.
Something’s in my gut is telling me
Fairplay is gonna switch.
-Yep. -Look at him.
Fairplay is flip-flopping and turning.
’Cause he’s trying to figure out what’s in his best interest.
Exactly. Just cut the sh--.
A whole bunch of fake-ass, snake-ass hoes
just talking about some fake-ass, snake-ass sh--.
If you were smart, you would keep me in the game.
If you were smart, you wouldn’t have put me on the Hit List.
I don’t need your vote.
You think you got everyone else’s?
All it takes is three.
I do not have Bananas’ vote,
and Fairplay, I’m a little worried about,
but I should have all three of the ladies’ votes.
I kept them safe from elimination,
and I’ve been keeping my word.
So, with that being said, I don’t even need to go around
the house and campaign like the rest of their ass did.
What did I tell you about thinking, Bobby?
-You’re gonna hurt yourself. -You’re gonna hurt yourself.
Should’ve left some of that purple dye in the bowl,
’cause I think it’s seeped into your brain.
You’re gonna hurt yourself, and when you do,
the pain is gonna be excruciating...
just how I like it.
[laughs] Oh, yeah?
-[snickers] -You’re gonna wish.
You kept your little lap dog Shake over there
and sent his ass back to the ---ing hound
where he belongs... -Oh, okay. Yeah, ’cause--
....with them parrots and hamsters and gerbils.
Oh, yeah, you’re right, you’re right, Bobby, ’cause
keeping you here definitely benefits my game so much more.
-Listen to what he just sai. -You’ve proven that.
You hear that? He’s using you. And don’t you ever forget it!
See, that’s not good because he just said you’re a pawn.
Yeah, I know.
Like, you can’t think for yourself,
and you can’t make your own decision.
He’s gonna say that because
he knows that my decision is in the winds.
My vote is very, extremely valuable right now.
Huge. Shake’s stake in this game...
-Mm-hmm. -...is 100% in your hands.
Well, who else is gonna vote for him to stay?
-Fairplay’s gonna vote, too. -Lord have mercy
on counting on Fairplay again,
when Fairplay clearly don’t play fair.
He’s scared of that other side. He’s shooketh.
That’s why this conversation
that you’re gonna have with him is so important.
-With Fairplay? -Yeah.
What the [bleep] do you want me to say to him?
We need to put him at ease.
Whatever you got to say, just to, like, placate him...
-Mm-hmm. -...like, "We’re good.
This is what we have to do." -Gotchu.
"We’re on the same ----ing page."
He’s coming over, so we’ll just invite him over.
Tell him to make it quick ’cause, you know,
he’ll be talking... -Yeah.
...about his whole life story. I don’t got time.
You know what? I think it’s about time the two of you
just had, like, a reconciliation. I’ll mediate.
If I can get Jonny Fairplay and Tanisha on the same page,
a major piece from the other side of the house
will be removed,
and, uh, it will completely turn the tide of this entire game.
♪
All right, you know what?
I think it’s about time the two of you--
we just had, like, a reconciliation.
-I’ll mediate, all right? -I didn’t have--
I didn’t have no issue, but it’s cool. Come on, Johnny.
I see an opportunity to work with the space room alliance.
Step one-- make good with Tanisha.
Tanisha, would you like to be friends?
I’m rolling the dice here.
-Okay. -Jon, you can understand why
she feels some sort of way, so just--
-Okay. -She just needs to be reassured.
I would love to hear clarification. Okay, so...
Bobby ----ing promised that it was my ----ing Hit List,
so I just wanted Bobby to ----ing honor his agreement.
-Yeah. -I love Bananas.
Bananas has vouched for you and Shake.
I’m cool with that.
And when I ----ing vote tonight,
that shows my ----ing allegiance with you guys.
So, you’re--you’re voting to keep Shake?
I can easily prove where I’m at, guys.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
This is his way of literally being like,
"Put the dunce cap on. I’ve made an emotional decision.
I put Bobby up when it should have been you."
And again, this is like his olive branch
where it’s like, "I’m gonna show you now, like, which--
who I’m riding for."
I knew what I had with my loose cannon roommate,
but he’s also my roommate. -TANISHA: I totally understand.
Once I make that ----ing vote...
-Yeah. -...it is us four against them.
-I--Yeah. Yeah. -That’s what it was before.
At this point, I’m laying the groundwork
for how I’m going to exact my revenge.
I want him to think that we are
still very much in an alliance together.
I want him to go into the next Battle Royale challenge,
literally helping me win, only to then turn around
and put his dumb ass right where it belongs,
and that is on my Hit List.
-That’s all good. -Okay.
That’s totally fine. We’re good. We’re good.
-Okay. -Yep, no beef.
-Yeah, but let’s not... -Yeah.
-...tell everybody we’re like-- -No, no, no, no, no.
-Hell, no. -No, hell, no.
-I don’t want no more drama. -It will all be revealed
with--with the vote. -Exactly.
And I need to move before they see us talking too much.
Fairplay gave me his word
that he would vote for Shake to stay.
I think he’s trying to clean up the mess that he made.
Honestly, it may be too late for you, Fairplay.
We’ll see what happens with that.
As usual, I’m in a pickle.
Just a thought that I potentially have
to vote out my homie is killing me.
And I understand it’s a game,
but nobody ever said it was gonna be easy.
♪
You guys are a bunch of ----ing assholes.
Each one of you is incorrigible.
I’m in the direct line of fire because of Fairplay.
Did Fairplay do something wrong?
I mean, I wouldn’t say it’s wrong per se,
but to not think of the consequences
of your actions, it’s a little reckless.
I mean, he has to own up to what he caused,
whether or not he did it on purpose,
and I cannot imagine Fairplay
feels very comfortable in his shoes right now.
That being said, we’re all playing a dirty game,
and it’s hard to know when you’re safe and when you’re not.
I’ve seen a few people get flipped through that wall,
and I know I do not wanna be one of them.
TANISHA: What is he making? It smells amazing.
-Huh? -What are you making?
-Some food. -Oh, can I have some?
No, ’cause y’all bitches is fake.
Nobody ----ing told you. Nobody told you
to put your ----ing ass on the Hit List.
-Let me do me. -Okay. All right, Bobby.
So, I can starve, pretty much, until after elimination.
Okay, Bobby.
I tested my power, and now my power’s testing me.
[sighs] The suspense is killing me.
I wanna know who everyone is voting for.
-[bell tolls] -Good evening, villains.
-Uh-oh. -It is time to get ready
for your Banishment Ceremony.
The time has come.
♪
I am not feeling good going into this elimination.
I’m forced to choose between the snake Shake
and my homie, Bobby.
I am so confused as to why
he would even put himself in danger,
and now my intuition tells me I cannot trust him.
It’s getting to me.
If Fairplay teams up with the other side of the house,
he’ll have Tanisha, Bananas, Shake, and him against us.
This close to the end, every single vote counts.
If Bobby leaves this evening,
then the balance of power shifts to the other side of the house,
and I could be at risk.
Unpredictability and dramatic outbursts.
The odds are stacked against me,
so I need to make sure I deliver a speech
that can convince people that I’m a safer option
to keep in the house.
I gotta just see how I can pull this one off.
Tired of this bitch.
Majority of the house really wants Shake gone,
but there’s just one person
I’m a little concerned about, and that is Fairplay.
He’s been very distant.
I would like to hope that Fairplay would not do me dirty,
but I wouldn’t put it past him.
Nothing shocks me anymore in this competition.
Villains, please head to the Stronghold
for the Banishment Ceremony.
♪
Hi, guys.
I’m just thinking,
do the people I have my trust in have my back?
I’m nervous, but the conversations I’ve had
throughout today are making me feel a little bit better.
That being said, we’re all playing a dirty game,
and it’s hard to know when you’re safe and when you’re not.
Look at this.
[dramatic music playing]
♪
[laughs]
♪
[laughs]
♪
Welcome.
-I got dizzy. -Ah. All right.
[laughter]
Welcome back to the Stronghold for your Banishment Ceremony.
One of you is about to be sent home
or to wherever your next reality show is filming.
Bobby, you are the Supervillain,
but since you nominated yourself for Banishment
and lost the Redemption Challenge,
please storm out of that chair.
[laughter]
Wow. Look at that. Very graceful.
Your laughter reminds me of vomit,
and that’s it. Vomit.
-[laughter continues] -Good one. Okay.
Luther Vandross, let’s walk up--
No, yo! Yo!
-[laughter] -Joel, I... [laughs]
He’s walking like Luther Vandross also--
old, cripple-y, and stupid.
Wow. We just lost the Luther Vandross crowd.
Guys, it’s time for your final pleas.
Shake, anything you want to say?
Going into this vote, I know who has my back,
and for those of you that don’t,
it’s not too late to switch to the winning side.
We all know Bobby has the most insane outfits...
Straight off the runway, baby.
...and can cook up a gourmet feast in minutes flat.
But what else does he bring?
His short temper, dramatic outbursts,
and sheer unpredictability.
He’s a ticking time bomb just waiting to explode.
I can’t wait.
[laughs]
Thank you, Steve Jobs.
Bobby, do you have anything you wanna say?
Of course.
I clearly put myself up here for one good reason--
to save my ladies, because I made a promise
from the beginning of this competition
that I would get rid of the guys first.
And right now you guys are faced with a tough decision.
Do you guys wanna keep Shake, who is sloppy
and dresses with one suit for every elimination?
-[laughter] -Or...would you like
to keep me around a little bit longer?
All right, guys, it is time to vote.
As you know, your vote remains anonymous
until the show airs, and then everyone will know.
Omarosa, you are up first to vote.
But of course.
♪
I’m gonna ask Bobby and Shake to take your seats.
♪
Oh, God, it feels like I’m driving a Honda Accord. Ugh.
[dramatic music playing]
This is a simple choice for me.
Shake, you’re toast.
Bobby made some promises to me--
"A," he wouldn’t go after Bananas,
and "B," he would use my Hit List.
He put up Bananas and didn’t use my Hit List.
-Sorry, Bobby. -[beep]
If you guys send me home, I’m gonna come back
and haunt you in your goddamn sleep!
JOEL: Wait, this is not even on camera, Bobby.
-Bobby! -Goddamn bastards!
I gave you a benefit of the doubt at first,
but you only proved that you’re a horrible person.
[beep]
Goodbye, Shake.
Shake...behind that wall
is a potential wife you have never seen before.
I’ve heard that one before.
Bobby, you honestly made the biggest boneheaded move
I’ve ever seen in all my years on reality television.
I don’t think it’s anyone’s surprise my vote is
for Bobby bad hairline.
Good night, sweet prince.
Bobby, I have a feeling this is not the first time
you’ve been strapped into a leather contraption like this.
♪
[exhales deeply]
This, by far, is the toughest decision for me yet--
one I have a genuine crazy connection with
that I never saw coming, the other one sleeps next to me,
but I don’t even know who you are.
And will you keep your word?
Shake would help me with my ultimate plan,
but Bobby’s the homie, and I have so much fun with him.
Well, I wanna kick my plan into motion
and try to win this bag.
Guys, the votes are in. Here we go.
The fourth villain to be banished from the house...
will be revealed next week... -[music warps down]
...right here on "House of Villains."
See ya! Thanks for watching. Just kidding.
The fourth villain to be banished from the house is...
Bobby Lytes.
Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
♪
[tape rewinding sound]
It’s business. It’s not personal, and I love you.
-I’m sorry. I’m sorry. -[beep]
[groans]
As bad as I’m feeling, I definitely know
that eventually Bobby would come for my head.
-There’s no doubt about it. -Bobby, you’ll be going home.
-I will be going shopping. -[laughs]
And you idiots will be stuck here with this moron.
Welcome back, Shake ’n Bake. Welcome back.
Clearly, I was the biggest threat in the house.
They could not take me.
Why prolong the situation? They got rid of the baddest.
Since there’s no Supervillain,
I guess it’s time for the biggest villain
to take the chair.
Don’t mind if I do.
♪
[sighs]
I’ve always wanted to do this
because there’s a clause in my contract
that if I touch one of these buttons,
that’s an extra $500 for me.
Bobby, any last words?
You guys’ fashion sucks.
[buzzer]
-[cackles] -Whoo!
Wow.
I didn’t even press the button.
All right, you guys, see you at the next Battle Royale.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, guys.
-Wow. Thanks, T. -You’re welcome.
Hey, that vote made all the difference.
-I know it wasn’t easy for ya. -It wasn’t.
It was huge for me, and you owe me now.
-I do. I do. -You know what you gotta do.
You don’t backstab me.
BANANAS: Coming up on "House of Villains"...
Welcome to your most important Battle Royale challenge yet.
-[whirs] -The show medic has
made the decision for me not to participate.
I’m not a doctor. I don’t tell ’em what to do.
I’m gonna watch from a good seat.
Omarosa is going home.
[whispers] Why?
I just find it really peculiar
Bananas is advocating for Omarosa so much.
Respect my decision. I’m not moving from it.
-Little bit of the bubble--Oh! -Oh!
Catch that.
I mean, the world is your oyster.
We could just cruise. If you see anywhere you wanna stop,
just let me know. -FAIRPLAY: Oh, you ----ers.
I need Bananas on one side of the house.
I need Anfisa on the other side of the house.
These interplays don’t help me. Don’t flirt. We’re done.
I have a $200,000 proposal for you, Shake.
Ooh, I’m gonna have nice, little speech tonight. I think.
-Oh. Oh. Oh. -[laughter]