(upbeat music)
- [Narrator] Previously on "For the Love of DILFS."
Our friends from pride.com stopped by
to test how genuine the couples were
during a high profile interview and photo shoot.
- So what is it about Kane
that you feel you're most compatible with?
(skeptical music)
- [Narrator] Nigel and Rico were named the winners,
securing their spot in our top three
and a private helicopter ride.
- How you feeling, pa?
- Oh my God, this is crazy.
- [Narrator] The remaining couples had to stay behind
and face our compatibility test
to decide which couple would be eliminated.
Jimmy and Quis felt it was time
for Hazel and Kane to call it quits.
- Like now, that is the top four.
You guys are wasting space.
(intense music)
- [Narrator] And Anthony agreed loudly.
- You're not here for him!
You're not. Let's be honest with it.
Are you here for him?
- I was here to find love.
- Okay, are you finding it with him?
(intense music)
- In the end, Hazel and Kane
faced the compatibility test and failed,
sending them both home.
- I'm gonna exit with grace the same way I came.
- This whole thing has been fucking amazing.
(calm music)
- [Narrator] Now we're down to our top three.
(intense upbeat music)
♪ Daddy daddy
♪ Oh oh oh daddy, daddy
♪ Daddy oh daddy D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ Oh oh oh daddy daddy
♪ Daddy oh daddy D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Oh oh oh
♪ Will you be my ♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ Oh oh oh daddy daddy
♪ Daddy oh daddy
- [Narrator] We're down to our top three pairings.
These six men have fought, kissed,
and twerked their way to the top,
but they know only two couples
will move into our grand finale.
So the stakes have never been higher.
(everyone cheering)
They have no idea what today has in store for them.
But thank God, there's always people to gossip about.
- It's like about damn time
that we weeded all the fake ones out
because bitch, this is who the top three was supposed to be.
I'm really, really proud of all of us.
I'm really happy to be in the top three
with this group for real.
The top three couples that are here deserve to be here,
and this is what really it was meant to be.
So I'm just really happy.
The vibes are right.
Everybody is really happy and grateful to just be here.
So I'm happy.
- We all deserved it.
And oh my God, elimination, I was scared as fuck.
When it got down to me and Hazel,
I was holding his hand real tight like,
"Oh my God, baby, if we really lose to her..."
(everyone laughing)
It's a new morning.
I wake up and I'm with the couples.
I'm in the top three.
Like, can you believe it?
Oh my God, this bitch made it to the top three.
What?
I just feel like Hazel knew that that wasn't her type.
So I was like, "Girl, stop wasting his time.
And most importantly, stop wasting your time."
- Like bro, check your ethics.
You feel me? Like check your ethics
'cause that shit ain't cute.
That shit is not cute.
- [Narrator] I agree with Rico on two points.
Ethics matter and a silk kimono is appropriate
for all occasions.
- Rico and I have worked so hard in this competition
to get to know each other,
get to know our relationship, the people around us.
We truly feel like we've been playing with our heart
and as authentically as possible,
and we know that we deserve to be in this top three.
- I don't know what's gonna happen today.
I don't think I can handle this anymore.
I do not- (Nigel laughing)
- Jimmy.
Oh, Jimmy, stop.
- For the love of surprises.
That's what I'm telling you.
- No, I don't think I can handle any more of the voting off.
And this is getting me.
I am anxious. I'm anxious about worrying
about having to make another choice,
and I don't wanna have to make that choice.
I'm tired of making that choice.
- [Derrick] Uh-uh. - [Anthony] Who's that?
- I hear some chatter outside.
- Wait, do you hear those voices?
- Who's that? - Yes, bitch.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We're hearing voices.
- [Quis] Come on.
- [Narrator] The couples are getting voting fatigue.
But in DILF mansion,
you have to be careful what you wish for
because there's some special guests that are about
to arrive to make things a little easier
for the top three.
(intense music)
(intense music continues)
- I am over.
For the love of surprises, I did not wanna see this.
I've had a beautiful two days of winning challenges,
and I could smell that these daddies are here
to take something away from me.
(intense music)
- They're in front of us looking down.
We see the other eliminated daddies in the daddy's den.
- [Narrator] If the top three
thought they had daddy issues before,
they ain't seen nothing yet.
- It's like the garbage disposal
just regurgitated everything back up,
and now they're back in this house.
- Good morning.
- [Contestants] Morning, Stormy.
- How'd everybody sleep?
- Good.
- Okay.
- I'm here to fuck that up.
(contestants nervously laugh)
- I'm like, "What they doing here?"
Ugh, here comes trouble.
- Our eliminated daddies are back like ghosts
from the past.
- We see.
- People we've dated, our exes, friends
sometimes know more about us than we do ourselves.
- The daddies left the house all in different ways.
So there were definitely different opinions.
Either way, I was freaking out.
- So I'm gonna give them each a chance to ask questions.
Based on your answers,
our eliminated daddies are gonna pick one couple
that will automatically make it into the top two.
- I've been keeping the rule this whole time.
Whatever they ask me, I'm ready for,
and I'm gonna stand on whatever I say.
- Gentlemen, I leave it to you.
It was a little nerve-wracking to know
that a single question could have been the cause
of us not being able to move forward.
It was a little terrifying.
- How you guys doing this morning?
- Doing good. - Amazing.
- Based on how this competition has been going,
who should I send home and why?
(intense music) - Oh God.
Oh my God.
- You're not gonna start off messy,
and you're not gonna make me be messy.
No, I just kept quiet like...
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm.
- If you're asking me who would be able
to go home, I can't.
And it's not that I won't. - It's fair game.
- It's a fair game.
So I'm sorry if that's a cop out, but I think
that we've all had our challenges we've all faced,
I mean, we've done our best
to just get through this together.
- [Derrick] Right. - I'm looking for honesty
at this point.
- And that was my heart.
Sorry.
I said, "Satan, not today."
- I'm gonna be honest, sounds like a trick question,
because you're not sending anyone home.
You guys are advancing someone, so...
The first question is who should they eliminate?
And I'm just like, "Why is that your first question?"
- You're asking, "Who should go home?"
And from the beginning, the way that I've always thought
that process should go is the least genuine couple,
the least genuine connection should go home.
But right now, you're looking
at three very genuine real relationships.
You know, there's not a lot to work with there.
We came here to do something, and we did it.
So that's my answer.
Even though the questions came from the daddies,
I still took it like any other experience
and I took this opportunity to share
how I've really felt about our relationship.
- Hey, guys, what advice do you have
for couples here in the house and outside of the house
about conflict resolution within your couple?
- If there's a conflict going on
in the relationship, communication is key.
Without communication, you have nothing.
If you're disagreeing, you should come
to some type of resolution, if you guys are in love,
and that will make a healthy relationship.
I felt a little nervous
because I wasn't prepared for this at all.
Some of my answers were kinda simple,
but I was like, "Anthony, I could've said more,
but they were really coming in strong."
- Don't let anything fester.
Make sure you're communicating immediately
as soon as it comes up.
Make sure you're saying,
"You know what? I disagree with you,
this is what I'm thinking.
Get it out there now.
Because the longer you wait,
the more it festers, the more it gets worse,
turns into a giant knot in your stomach
that turns into resentment and anger."
- My advice would be to dive into the conflict.
Throughout this competition, we have been put down
for being on a bit of a rollercoaster,
but I love the ups and I love the downs.
And if it wasn't for some of our low moments,
I would not appreciate some of the high ones.
I'm looking for the fire, I'm looking for the passion.
And you get that from things going all around.
But if you can find that healthy mix,
you can really learn to appreciate each other.
- I also think like, patience, equality, and trust.
I think if you have those three,
everything else falls into line.
I had Nigel there to like support me.
It didn't feel hard at all.
I felt really honest.
- Hello, everyone.
(voices overlapping)
So if you get the honor
of being the winning couple here
in the DILF championship team,
you'll be the envy of a lot of people,
and not just in the house, but people watching at home.
So what's important to you
to how you're gonna be viewed as a couple?
Or do you not even care what people
think of you as a couple?
- I want us to be viewed as respected.
Hopefully, they love us for being our true authentic selves.
- I want me and Jimmy to be viewed as a healthy couple.
It was honest, it was true.
And I didn't lie about a word that I said to them.
- When you're going through the television shows
and you see certain things like,
you don't see couples like us.
And I said to him plenty of times, I'm like,
"I just can't wait to see a thick gold hairy bear
get loved on screen."
And for someone other just be like,
"Damn, like, I could be loved like that?
Like that? I could do that?"
Like that's the part that we're excited for,
to show people that everyone deserves to be loved.
No matter how you look, what you feel
like you deserve the same love
that mainstream couple is getting on another show.
Just 'cause you look a little different does not mean
that you don't deserve that same authentic love.
So we're excited to share that with the world. Absolutely.
- Man.
Ah, I'm just like, "Man, I'm sorry."
- So first off, congratulations to you all
for making it to the top three.
That's very commendable. - Thank you.
- What do you consider
to be the most important factors
in a successful relationship?
- Ambitious, lovable, and passionate.
- I'm looking at Ed because he's the boyfriend of Daniel,
and obviously, there's gonna be some influence
from Daniel to these other daddies.
- Being open, being acceptive, and trusting your partner.
We wanna see that we can actually go all the way
and take this all the way.
- I'm pretty sure we've all had experience
where we feel that we're putting more
and not receiving the same.
So I think for me, equality is a very big piece
in maintaining a healthy longevity of relationship.
- Congratulations, guys.
Super excited for you guys.
- Thank you.
- I don't see some of these relationships
working outside of DILF mansion.
So explain to me how these relationships
will be lasting once you guys leave DILF mansion.
- I'm a very straightforward guy,
and I don't give half of anything.
I give my all to everything I invest in,
and whether it's a relationship
or a friendship or my family,
and I don't surround myself with fakeness.
So whatever it takes to make this work,
I will always give you 100%.
- We're already talking about what's gonna happen next.
We're already talking about beyond the house.
- That's right.
Like my man said, we've already talked
about the time and effort that we put into each other.
It won't even feel like we're miles and miles apart
because we already know.
We like to talk to each other throughout the day.
Those little details matter, and we have that.
- I like that.
- You know, when Rico and I had our first date,
that was one of the first questions we took care of.
Like where are you from?
Like he could have told me he was from Mars,
and I would say, "Book the ticket,"
because I've waited so long for a connection like this.
Where you're located and where you're at, I don't care.
I'm worried about where we're going.
- We try not to tell everything,
but it's already secure.
We already have a plane ticket for me to go to New Jersey.
With or without this money, I'm gonna go see him.
So it's like, it's already secured.
I'm not really too worried about that.
- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you.
- Oh my gosh.
Honestly, it was very natural for me.
I didn't feel too much stress on 'em
because they were actual natural answers.
- Hey, boys, long time no see.
- [Contestants] Hey. (contestants laughing)
- So you all beat me yesterday
in the compatibility test.
So give me one statement, no comments,
on why you're so compatible.
- This journey made me learn him as a person.
Whenever something's bothering him,
he needs a minute, and I can accept that.
I'll be like, "Okay, babe, I get it.
10 minutes, that's it."
And we just come back, we come back to where we were,
and we're really good with compatibility.
- Well, our compatibility was proven.
We're obviously different in a lot of ways,
but when we sat down and talked the very first time,
we knew the sense of humor was there.
We knew we were on the same page
in terms of how we communicated.
And I think that's why, that's the ultimate reason.
- Cub and bear.
I mean, what more do I need to say?
'Cause I been there.
- (laughs) I like that.
- Good luck, guys.
- Good luck.
- See you later.
- I know who I'm voting for.
- [Eliminated Contestant] I know who I'm voting for too.
- The eliminated daddies are going to decide one couple
that is going to be kept safe
and will be going into the top two.
- So I think it's obvious who,
to me, had the most chemistry,
but I'm curious of everyone.
- Yeah, how do we feel about that game?
- My, I've had the one pick from the start.
- And all right, who is this?
- Who's your pick?
- Well, this is deliberate,
but what just happened first?
- Yeah, definitely because...
(eliminated contestant laughs)
- [Narrator] Yeah, don't cut your screen time short, Matt.
You didn't get that much to begin with.
- We did hear a lot, and it's pretty obvious to me
who pleaded their case
as to why they should be elevated.
- Every one of the couples spoke from a authentic place.
- Definitely.
- I just am trying to see which one
of these couples is like authentic
because I fell in love on a cruise once.
Yeah, that was a freaking disaster, but...
(eliminated contestants laugh)
- There you go.
- But not dissimilar to this,
I'm almost like a bystander here
since I was barely in the house.
So I honestly feel like I got a good third-party perspective
of who I thought just from like
who looked like the cutest, most natural, authentic couple.
- I think for me, I had the advantage
of being here long enough to see each coupling
and see how they genuinely feel about each other.
So this quick moment where they're trying
to figure out responses and figure out answers-
- It's not enough for you.
- It's not enough for me, you know?
- Do you think your decision's gonna be swayed by
that you're dating the other twin?
- What?
- You think your decision could be swayed?
- I see.
- [Kane] Well, it's true, right?
- No, no.
No, that's real.
- No, that's a real question.
- Yeah.
- And I do have an idea on who I feel like should go
through this process in the top two.
- That's not biased.
- That's unbiased. Yeah.
- [Eliminated Contestant] Okay, perfect.
- Do you think that even after they leave this house,
do we truly believe that they're gonna be together?
- The couple that I'm gonna choose,
I think have a good chance, 100%
- I think so too. - [Eliminated Daddy] Me too.
- I think so too.
- [Eliminated Daddy] So the couple that I'm gonna choose-
- Okay, guys.
- Hey! - Hey!
- Time is up.
Have you made some decisions?
- We have.
Well, we actually haven't shared our decisions.
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
We're gonna let you record 'em privately.
- [Eliminated Contestant] Ah, okay.
- So it'll be a surprise.
You ready?
- Yeah.
All right, let's go.
Come on.
(intense music)
- [Narrator] The daddies will vote in private,
so we can drop their decision on the top three
in the middle of the ocean on a moving party boat.
(water splashing)
Why? Because the law of reality TV says,
"If you leave your usual location,
there better be some drama waiting when we get there."
(upbeat music)
So I'm super happy to go on his party boat,
shake my ass and twerk for my man.
(upbeat music)
- They played some good music.
It was good vibes.
It was a good time.
(upbeat music)
(Nigel slaps butt)
- Yes, honey, we got the bed first,
then we got the helicopter,
and then they threw us up on the boat.
So we're living our best lives.
But I think it's well deserved
because everyone has seen me on the ground
in this competition.
So to be rising up and be seen for fighting
for what I truly believe in and care about,
I couldn't feel better.
- I just feel good just to be with Nigel,
Rico, and Jimmy, and Quis, and just be happy.
(upbeat music)
- When I heard boat, I admit I was terrified.
I was covered under about six inches
of SPF 70 when we went out there,
which I think was a very smart move.
The boat was really nice.
I believe it was pontoon boat.
It was flat and had a nice covering on it.
- [Narrator] Wow, Jimmy, riveting.
No, really?
I wanna hear more about the pontoon boat
instead of watching himbos twerk.
Please, continue.
- It was really nice.
It really was very nice.
So are you ready to win?
- I'm more than ready to win.
(both kissing)
- It was quiet on the boat.
It was quiet getting out there.
The water was absolutely beautiful.
The weather was even nice.
And even for me, who doesn't really like the sun,
for obvious reasons.
I gotta tell you, I was thinking
about like how the families are going to react,
how they would react if this...
Like you said,
you've never dated a white guy before.
- [Narrator] And he decided to start
with the whitest man ever invented.
- I know, which is true.
I mean, it's true.
Like I just haven't.
My family is very accepting.
Also, if I'm bringing in someone with love,
they're gonna be the same way.
They're gonna treat you just like family.
- I know he previously hasn't dated any white guys,
so you know, he said it was all fine,
and that really meant a lot.
- The only thing I need you to do.
- What's that?
- When you first walk in my house,
make sure you speak to say hello
because that's like the number one rule always
in a Black household. - Always, always,
always, always.
- You speak when you walk in a Black household.
That's it.
You better say, "Hi," to my mama,
'cause if you don't (laughs), it's not gonna be good.
That's number one rule.
When you walk into a Black household, you speak.
And I know you would, I don't have to tell you that.
You know what I mean? - No, you don't have
to tell me that.
- [Quis] And... (laughs) - Not gonna be rude.
Come on. - No.
Of course, Jimmy being Jimmy,
I don't have to tell him that.
In the past, I've had to tell guys that,
and it's just like, "You should just know."
But when you come to my house,
any Black person house, you speak.
- So what do you wanna do? You jumping off?
- I'm about to snorkel for the first time.
- I cannot wait to watch this.
- I need you to watch me.
- [Jimmy] I will.
- My every move.
- Oh, I absolutely will.
- I don't know what I'm doing.
- Your ass will actually be partially up above the water.
- It will be.
- So I'll make sure you're safe.
(upbeat music)
- Hi.
- This shit's amazing though.
- This is beautiful.
But this morning, the daddies coming in.
- I'm just tired of seeing like sore losers
try to create extra shit.
- Right, trying to - You know what I mean?
- make it seem like we're the problem,
just 'cause we're a rollercoaster.
Bitch, a relationship's supposed to be a rollercoaster.
I'm so tired of hearing that we're the problem
because it's elevated one minute and low the next.
That's what makes us who we are.
- Everyone's always trying to attack my osito
with his emotions and shit.
And I'm like so tired of everyone like using that
as an excuse for us to not be together
'cause like, "Bitch, you think I don't see like
that he's in touch with his emotions?
Don't you think I would've left by now
or like look for someone else that is less emotional?"
Like... (sighs)
- I mean, mainly me.
They're always worried about like my hypersensitivity,
my emotions, the things that I do.
But since being here, like me showing
that I'm not emotional and you fucking with it,
I'm definitely not changing it now.
- No. - 'Cause now,
I just feel like as long
as you're okay with it, - There's no-
- I'm good with it.
- As long as you're okay and you're happy-
- Yeah.
- And that's all that fucking matters to me.
I'm just really, really at that point
of like, I'm just over it.
- Just ready for it to just be us.
- I'm ready for it to just be us.
- Which it will be.
(upbeat music)
The boat was a dream come true.
I love getting outside the mansion with Rico.
It really centers us and shows us
that we're more than this competition.
- So we are getting down to the wire,
and how do you think your daughter is gonna perceive me?
I'm lowkey nervous.
- There's so many different layers to being a parent,
there's this notion
that it's because you have a child,
you have to immediately introduce your partner
or the person you're dating to your child.
And it doesn't work like that with me.
It's not just her perception, you know,
like it's a family thing.
You know, we're a very close family,
and I wouldn't even be able to introduce you to my daughter
unless my daughter's mother also approved of that.
- Yeah.
- So it's just more like a two-step process
because her and I are parental unit.
So anytime that we've ever introduced someone
to our daughter, we want to make sure
that we were both on the same page about doing so.
It's kinda like an interview.
And it's not so much clearance,
it's an introduction, you know?
It's a rite of passage.
It's very important
that I get approval from everyone that I'm-
- Everyone? - Yeah, of course.
- And I love that about you
because family is important to me as well.
- Yeah.
- Obviously, you met Daniel.
- Yeah, of course.
- You haven't met my mom or my own father.
- Yeah.
- I've dated guys who didn't speak to their family,
and I'm like, "Um, it's a little awkward."
- Yeah, yeah, of course.
- But I love that we both are family men.
And I'm not gonna even lie,
I am a little shy to meet your daughter.
- As long as you continue to be yourself.
- Yes, I'm gonna be true to myself.
I'm always gonna be me.
Obviously, I'm worried to see
like how would she perceive me?
'Cause I know I'm a little goofy and I can be a bit much,
but I'm being true to myself, and I hope she appreciates it,
and I hope he sees that I am being my authentic self.
(intense music)
- [Narrator] Now the top three couples are about to learn
who the eliminated daddies picked to move into the finale.
- Of course, he has a message.
- Everything's-
- Everything's get cute.
Every time things get super fun and super cute,
he sends a little something to shake things up,
and we're sick of it.
So I knew in this little case right here
was nothing but trouble.
(intense music)
- [Contestant] Oh my God.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
(intense music continues)
- Oh, not gonna open it?
It's really, really nerve-wracking
because this is about to say who is safe
and who's automatically going to the top two.
- Don't let it blow away.
- Why's she sealed like this?
- [Contestant] Don't rip it.
(intense music)
- Congratulations to Anthony and Derrick!
- (screams) Oh my God. (laughs)
Wow.
(screams) What?
I said, "Anthony!"
I was happy, I was ecstatic.
I was like, "No way."
- Ah, fuck! (laughs)
Fuck. Oh my God.
- No way. Now, who's gonna join us?
- Bitch, we don't know.
We're gonna find out later.
- Oh wow.
- How much longer do we have to wait for that?
- More waiting. (laughs)
- Turn the boat around.
(contestants laughing)
- Let's find out right now.
- [Contestant] Oh my gosh.
- [Contestant] I'm so happy for you guys right now.
No, really, you guys deserve it.
- Initially, when I saw Anthony,
my immediate reaction
was what a huge douchebag he looked like.
But as it turns out, the guy is actually really cool.
He's really, really sweet.
He's a nice guy.
Derek is just incredible, super sweet,
super calm, very funny too.
And the two of 'em are a great couple.
- Now that we know that y'all in top two, congratulations.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- This is a celebration, so let's all enjoy this water,
and let's all just have a good time and just chill out.
- Oh yeah.
- Let's do it. Let's do it.
- Let's go. (laughs) - Let's do it.
(contestants applaud)
- I'm so glad they got into the finals.
I'm so proud of them for working through their feelings,
and they're both amazing people.
(upbeat music)
♪ As clear as the ocean in the dawn ♪
(water splashes)
♪ Knowing that this will ever be thinking back then to ♪
- The other couples were gonna do snorkeling.
Not this bitch, not this hair.
I was like, "Oh no, ma'am." (chuckles)
♪ Sky's got stormy I've fallen
And I'm so glad I didn't go
because I saw jellyfishes in there too,
and I was like, "Hmm, mm, mm."
God be knowing. (laughs)
(calm music)
♪ No one no one
- That shit was cute, girl.
I went out there, I dove in the water, I pet some jellyfish.
I got stung by two or three jellyfish,
but there was cute jellyfish.
I was out there doing the do, what? Touch the ground.
I did all that, and it was fucking amazing.
I would definitely do that shit again.
(upbeat music)
- Even if I'm a little scared and he's excited,
his excitement kind of pours over into me,
and I just get excited to like do it with him. (laughs)
♪ To be
- I'm really excited about snorkeling too,
but I've never done it.
I'm a little nervous.
I kinda don't wanna see a whole bunch of fish
swimming under me.
I don't know, it's just something
that kinda psychs me out a little bit.
- [Narrator] The only thing Quis wants wriggling
around under him is a daddy.
- But once I kinda just chilled out,
once I heard my man in the background
watching me just look good in the water,
I got kind of more relaxed,
I got my breathing under control,
and bitch, I was a ballerina under that water after that.
♪ To see (solemn music)
♪ Now we're the happiest we'll ever be ♪
- [Narrator] Ah, a moment of tranquility
for our daddies and himbos.
(air whooshes)
Back at DILF mansion,
I've arranged a beautiful hibachi experience
for the top three, but they won't be alone.
Stormy is bringing her husband Barrett to meet the guys.
It's a huge honor.
The only thing better than eating dinner
with Stormy Daniels is eating Stormy Daniels for dinner.
(bell dings) (upbeat music)
- Everybody, you're used
to seeing Barrett behind the camera.
This is my husband.
Hope you don't mind,
I invited him to dinner at all.
- [Contestant] I'm glad you're here.
- I didn't wanna have dinner without my daddy.
(contestants laugh)
- [Narrator] Stormy calls Barrett, nice sister daddies.
- We're gonna see who the real daddies are.
- Yeah. (contestants laugh)
I mean, I think the himbos will agree with me.
I say we oil 'em up and let 'em wrestle it out.
(contestants speaking indistinctly)
(contestants laughing)
Girl making us a popcorn and just watch.
- [Contestant] Yes.
- This is why they don't let me write the challenges.
(contestants laughing)
It would be way more fun and way more illegal.
- Oh my gosh. So excited to be
on yet another beautiful date with Rico.
However, the more beautiful things get, I always know
that trouble is around the corner,
so I have my eye on things to come,
and I was both excited to be there with him,
but scared of what was to come next.
- We have our special guest chef
from South Florida Hibachi Grill.
(everyone applauding)
- [Contestant] Oh. - [Contestant] Whoo!
- [Contestant] Oh.
- [Anthony] This is my first time.
- Okay, so... (everyone laughs)
Okay, all right, all right, all right.
All right.
All good.
See?
- Wanna get that from me?
(contestants laughing)
- She asked me, she asked me. - Oh, you wanted it, baby.
- We were all together.
We were happy.
We knew that something was coming
because Dr. DILF, what does he do?
Like to fucking surprise us.
But we were just all together, and it felt so fucking good.
(upbeat music) (utensils clattering)
- So how did you guys feel about voting today?
- My whole thing was with Matt.
So Matt came in, he was the other bear.
He tried to take me away from him.
I entertained and I allowed my heart
to find what it needed.
And then that time, I came back to what my heart needed.
But I don't know how he took it and what he was feeling.
I was just only really worried about Matt
because of our situation.
- Right.
One of the things in my contract
and I squeaked by last year,
I got lucky and I didn't have to do it, I almost had to,
was that there's ever a situation
where there is an absolute tie,
I have to be the tiebreaker.
I've been put in a very uncomfortable position,
which you would think I'm used to,
but this one's a lot less fun.
- [Narrator] She also has to be the tiebreaker
when Barrett and I naked mud wrestle.
- Wait, there was a tie?
- Yeah.
- Oh.
There was a tie, and Stormy ended up being the tiebreaker.
Stormy's aware.
Stormy knows what's going on in the house.
Stormy hears everything.
Stormy is the house.
- So the voting from the other daddies
tied Rico and Nigel and Anthony and Derek.
And I had to pick which one
of those two I wanted to make safe.
- The fact that me and Jimmy came in last place
when it came to the votes,
it is a little disappointing.
- I came to my decision, and it was an easy one.
So I always trust my first gut reaction.
- [Quis] Right. - But then I just
take a step back and was like,
"Why was that such a visceral reaction for me?"
I feel like, I know kind of the most about you guys,
mostly 'cause I can hear your voice
from anywhere in the fucking house. (laughs)
- When Stormy chimed in, it felt really damn good, you know?
Because this isn't a front, this is just us being real
and just displaying how we feel to everyone.
- I like what I've seen between you two.
- [Derrick] Yes.
- Obviously, I like you guys.
(everyone laughs)
There were some red flags.
I do not like, bound to be completely honest with you,
I don't like the way you handled Matt.
I understand it.
I don't disagree with the things,
the points you were making it.
I feel like you hurt his feelings a little deeper
than you should have in that moment.
I hope it works out, but that was my only concern.
So ultimately, I chose you guys to be safe tonight.
- [Anthony] Thank you. - Thank you.
It was actually beautiful
to hear Stormy's thoughts.
I just really appreciated Stormy for that.
So thank you for choosing us.
- I really, really took
into consideration what I was asked to do.
- [Quis] Thank you.
- You look upset.
- We came in last. - We got it.
And this is the problem.
The problem- - Which I knew nothing about.
I had nothing to do with it.
- [Jimmy] No, no, no. - [Quis] Right. No, of course.
Of course. - No, no.
This is not about you.
- [Narrator] This waiter needs to read the room, am I right?
- This comes down to us having a very immediate connection.
It was effortless from the beginning,
and it happened purely by accident, purely on its own.
And I wonder in all of this,
what it is exactly that they weren't seeing.
It felt like because we weren't complicated,
because we weren't having struggles,
because we weren't constantly arguing,
it didn't make an impact.
Honestly, I don't know.
If I was 10 years younger,
if I might be a different race,
he was a different race.
I don't know if the votes
would've been exactly the same way they were.
It seems like not being the dramatic ones
is what got us excluded.
And it's really, really frustrating.
It made me sad that stability
wasn't what we were looking at here.
- The validation from anybody doesn't matter.
But in this case,
it might be some haters that want us to go home.
- Well, luckily for me at least,
moving forward, there's only odd numbers,
so I won't be put into any more uncomfortable positions
except by you later.
(contestants laughing)
- [Contestant] Lucky man.
- At the end of the day, you have
to look yourself in the mirror,
and hopefully, one of these sexy men sitting next to you
and fuck everybody else.
- Fuck everybody else. Yes.
(contestants laughing)
- All right, cheers, guys.
- [Contestant] Cheers for that.
- [Contestant] Cheers.
- [Contestant] Salut, salut.
- [Contestant] Thank you, my love. Thank you.
♪ Skyscrapers in the night
♪ We are the city lights
♪ When we shine so bright 'cause the time is right ♪
♪ Shining all night
♪ You know we're skyscrapers you and I ♪
♪ We light up the sky
- [Narrator] I hope everyone enjoyed their dinner.
For dessert, we'll be serving our final twist.
- How was everyone's dinner?
- It was very good. - Delicious.
- Yeah? Very tasty, right?
Well, here at DILF mansion, there's often,
as I say, too many cooks in the kitchen.
So we have dessert coming.
I don't know if most of you will like it.
- [Contestant] Oh.
- But we're gonna bring out the himbos
right now - [Contestant] Of course.
- to ask a couple of questions
between our two couples who are not safe from elimination.
And then we're gonna give them a minute to deliberate,
and we'll find out who is going home tonight.
Guys.
(intense music)
- [Narrator] I swear to God, we didn't tell them
to dramatically whip off their sunglasses,
which, frankly, makes it even funnier.
- It's scary because you don't want the fate
of yourself in this competition
to be in anyone else's hands.
- These bitches don't like me.
Better look straight in my motherfucking eye
when you talk to me.
More garbage from the garbage disposal
regurgitating back up with more bullshit.
- Aaron.
- My question is, why should you not be
in the top two compared to the other couple?
- Okay, so maybe one thing
that we haven't done is been
in everybody's face about our relationship.
Been super, super vocal about it,
been in all this drama about it
without having to do the rah-rah,
without having all the hoopla,
and we don't have to do too much.
So maybe that's something that we should have done
just so everyone feels as secure as we feel with each other.
- One thing we haven't done
is definitely like avoid conflict.
Everybody saw what I went through when he almost chose Matt.
And I would not trade that for anything
because that really showed me how he truly cared about me.
And the comparisons were necessary,
and that was a huge awakening for us both.
So whether it's positive or negative,
I'm taking every part of this relationship
and putting it towards the future.
- Another thing is just like, nobody's perfect, pa,
nobody's perfect, and that's okay.
And I'm willing to accept all those imperfections
within him, you know what I mean?
Is that a reason for us to not go?
No, because everybody,
everybody has imperfections, pa, you know?
- Thank you.
- Hazel.
- What are your strengths
that you think could be a breaking point
for the other couples?
- I do believe that our communication
and the fact that we're solid is our strong suit.
We just kind of get each other
and we communicate in a way that we understand,
and we're okay with that.
- Something that a lot of other people don't have,
and I know I keep on saying this, is patience.
It's the part of when you're sticking
through them through everything.
When you learn to love those things that you don't love.
- Well, hey, you guys, why should you win?
- We should win because what we have is real.
It's as simple as that.
We got top in the compatibility test,
but that's just facts.
We really do see life after this,
and we've talked about it. - Yeah. Yeah.
- We are so committed to making sure
that we're in each other's lives,
and we hope that it continues.
- [Quis] Yeah.
- You asked why we should win.
We already won.
I got him.
You know, like the 10,000 is extra.
We already won.
- Roll the clips or roll your memory.
You guys have all been there
through me and Rico's experiences.
You know it's right.
- Hi, guys.
- Look at this girl.
She look cute.
And then I see Anthony looking hard,
I was like, "Okay, that's enough."
- Why do you feel your relationship
is stronger than the other?
- We have a shared sensibility,
which it doesn't require a lot of conflict.
It hasn't required a lot of conflict since the beginning.
That's how it should be.
It shouldn't be about conflict,
it shouldn't be that everything is a challenge.
That's my opinion.
- And we have never stared away
from each other at this whole competition.
- Never once.
- We've stuck by each other's side this whole competition.
- Never once.
- [Quis] Day one.
(both kissing)
- Roll back your memory,
think about what you've seen in the house, and judge that.
- What's up?
Hi guys. - [Contestant] What's up?
- Big fan of Rico and your relationship.
- Thank you, Dave.
- Started to feel progressively more like a setup.
That's exactly how it felt.
My question is, would you ever talk
behind one of your friends' backs?
- No. I'm sorry.
I'll jump right to that.
- [Contestant] No.
- So the way that I go about relationships
with my partners in life
is the same way I go about relationships
with my family members and my friends.
Open, vulnerable, honest.
I would never lie to a friend,
I would never lie to a family member,
and I would never lie to my partner.
You need real ass people to get to where you need to be
in the most vulnerable, respectful, honest way.
I would never do that.
- [Guest] Yes. (people applauding)
- When they all at the same time applauded,
Quis and I just looked at each other like,
"Can you fucking believe this shit?"
It was very clear what had been happening.
- It was sad to watch that,
but it's getting down to the water.
So here's the game.
- Well, I'm gonna just start off by saying,
"If I gotta talk shit about somebody,
then they're not my friend."
You know what I mean?
If you're my friend, I can keep a G with you to your face,
and I'ma tell you to your face.
Whatever's going on is what's going on,
and I don't have a problem with that.
It's a line of insecure bitches coming for a secure bitch.
They're gonna team up.
And that's the only way
that you guys can't even slightly shake me.
- That was a fucking setup.
A fucking setup.
- Thank you guys for coming tonight.
You all look incredibly sexy.
- [Guest] Yes.
- I'm gonna take these gentlemen inside,
so you guys can sit at our table.
Don't spit in my food.
- Maybe.
- [Guest] Ooh. - I see you.
And let you come to a decision.
(intense music)
- As I'm walking away from that table, I am furious.
(intense music)
- So I don't know about you guys,
but I heard some fake ass answers today.
- Quis did the I wanna be a genuine friend,
that's why I'm sitting you down in private.
- Do what's best for you.
And I feel like you're best on your own right now.
- Waited till we were all in a group to come at me.
If we have a connection, I want it to be a slow one.
I wanted to start off like slowly.
- No, Hazel, it's too slow.
- Who says that?
There's no such thing as too slow. What the fuck?
- It's down to the wire now.
- [Guest] Yep.
- [Jimmy] This is fucking bullshit.
All of them at the same time fucking clapping.
That was a sincere, honest deliberation?
Horse shit.
We have been there since day fucking one!
We haven't fought, we haven't argued.
We have been unified since the beginning!
We absolutely are crazy about each other.
We absolutely enjoy spending time with one another.
It is totally natural.
- [Producer] They just finished all writing down.
- [Jimmy] I don't even know
what you're fucking filming out there.
It's bullshit.
(intense music) (thunder rumbles)
We had very little confidence going into the evening
that it was gonna end well.
- So I have the votes.
It was not a unanimous decision.
- Waiting to find out the answer from the himbos
was excruciating.
I mean, I felt confident in places in this competition,
in this experiment.
But safe and feeling comfortable,
it really means nothing.
- The other couple safe from tonight's elimination
(intense music)
is Nigel and Rico.
(Nigel breathing heavily)
- I feel like I've came here to do what was supposed
to be done, and I'm doing it with the most amazing person,
and I'm so proud of him and I'm so proud of us.
It's a beautiful moment.
- You guys will be leaving us.
Is there anything that you would like to say?
- (exhales deeply) I've had a really,
really good experience here.
This whole experience has just taught me
to never give up on love and that always trying
because it's out there.
And I'm really grateful to have shared this moment
with these two other couples.
Well deserving of top two, 100%.
- Absolutely.
- 100%.
I wouldn't want anyone else in the top two, but you guys.
- [Jimmy] Absolutely.
- The top two couples are deserving to be in the top two.
- This has been the most amazing experience I've had
in such a long time.
I've learned so much about myself.
I've learned a lot about how I perceive people,
that I judge people too much,
that I am oftentimes wrong and that I need to adjust.
And it really makes me appreciate.
And everyone in this production, they've been amazing.
And so it really has changed me
in a way I certainly didn't expect was gonna happen
as a result of a reality show.
I have, oftentimes, had trouble making friends.
It's always been difficult for me,
and I'm grateful for my friends.
I've never had a lot of friends,
and everyone in this house,
they made us feel so good,
and I will miss my friends.
(calm music)
- I wouldn't have to experience this with anybody but Jimmy.
For real. (cries)
- It broke my heart to know
that us getting into top two would mean
that anyone would go home.
- We will see you guys tomorrow for the reunion
and our final elimination.
Wish you guys the best of luck.
- [Quis] Good luck, you guys.
- Get some good sleep.
- [Contestant] Love you. - [Contestant] Thank you.
- You rest well, and I will see you all tomorrow.
- [Quis] Thank you. - Congratulations, guys.
- Thank you, thank you.
- Thank you.
(Stormy blows kiss)
♪ With love and care in meeting you ♪
(calm upbeat music)
- It's been a journey.
I didn't think I would come on a show
to meet a guy and fall for him so hard.
♪ So I slipped through that I have just for me ♪
- I love where I am.
I love where Derrick and I, we are.
And it feels so good to,
at 40 years old, be my authentic self.
(calm upbeat music)
- I cried, and I don't cry.
Bitch, I don't cry.
♪ With you
- I really have appreciated this experience.
Most of all, I appreciate Quis.
It was because of him
and because from the get-go, he was with me,
that I was able to appreciate all of these other moments
that were happening around me.
(solemn music)
- I'm just super grateful for this experience.
I found a connection that was a little unexpected,
but I found a hell of a man too.
But I'ma see the rest of you bitches at the reunion.
- [Narrator] Jimmy, Quis, go show the world
that opposites not only attract, but they can thrive.
(skeptical music)
- Hello.
- Hi, how are you?
- So do you guys come here often?
I see you like it hot.
I gotta be completely honest.
You two are the only straight men I've seen in weeks.
What are you doing later?
Oh, right. One second, one second.
Foiled again.
Dr. DILF.
(Doctor DILF talks distortedly)
No!
(Doctor DILF continues talking distortedly)
Wasn't that wild?
(Doctor DILF continues talking distortedly)
Oh, it's getting hot in here.
I've gotta go.
I've gotta check in, and I'm suddenly very, very hungry.
I'll call you later.
Send news.
(intense music)
- [Narrator] Next week on "For the Love of DILFS."
- Hello, gentlemen.
- Hi, Stormy.
- You guys all look fabulous.
Welcome to the season finale of "For the Love of DILF."
♪ Daddy daddy
♪ Oh oh oh daddy daddy
♪ Daddy oh daddy D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ Oh oh oh daddy daddy
♪ Daddy oh daddy D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Oh oh oh will you be my
♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ Oh oh oh daddy daddy
♪ Daddy oh daddy
(air whooshing)
- [Announcer] Mm, daddy.