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         (gentle music)         

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           (grunting)           

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          - Too bright.         

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             Rosa...            

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      where's my eye mask?      

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      - Morning, sunshine.      

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         - Oh, my god...        

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       No, no, no, no, no,      

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       no, no, no, no, no.      

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           Oh, my god.          

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      Oh, shit! Shit, shit,     
     shit, shit, shit, shit.    

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        What time is it?        

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   - Take it easy, it's early.  

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       - Oh, God. No, no.       
         - Lots of time.        

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             - Um...            

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   - This point brings energy   
         to the uterus.         

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     Good for implantation.     

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       - Great. Thank you.      

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    - Your girlfriend's late.   

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        - I don't know if       
       she's coming today.      

21
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       - There's a 24-hour      
      cancellation policy.      

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    - Don't worry, I'll pay.    

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      - Hmm. She's all over     
         the place, huh?        

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        - You don't know        
    what she's been through.    

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     She's had to completely    
            reimagine           

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    the life she dreamed of.    
          - Hey, lady.          

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      Save it for therapy.      
    - I can't afford therapy.   

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     I mean, picture leaving    
 everything you thought mattered

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       and starting over.       

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    - Hmm. You just described   
            my life.            

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  - Okay, well, now, picture it 
     without the communism.     

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     Or the violent regime.     
          Or the exile.         

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   We had a really big fight.   

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           - Hormones.          

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      (footsteps pattering)     

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    - Sorry, I'm late. Sorry.   

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             - Shh!             
           - Lie down!          

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        Is that caffeine?       
      - It's hot chocolate.     

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        (nervous squeal)        

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             (thuds)            

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         (serene music)         

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  - Are you okay? Where did you 
        sleep last night?       

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          - Don't ask.          

44
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             - Okay.            

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       (breathing heavily)      

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         - No, I mean...        

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    I should have come home.    

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          I wish I had.         

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          I'm so sorry          
        about our fight.        

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      - Oh, my God. Me too.     

51
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        I feel terrible.        
  - No, I do. I feel terrible.  

52
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     - Hey, Sex in the City,    
     could you keep it down?    

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         - I don't know         
       what I was thinking      

54
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   with the tape on the floor.  
        It was so stupid.       

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         - It was sweet.        

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             And...             
        (startled squeal)       

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    I don't want to be saved    
        by some dumb guy.       

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             - Shh!             

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         - I am so sorry        
       I said that to you.      

60
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          - It hurt...          
        (startled squeal)       

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      ...but I forgive you.     

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    - I have been so worried    
  that it was over between us.  

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            - Never.            

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          (in Spanish)          

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           I love you.          

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          - I love you.         

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     (soft Christmas music)     

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    - Oh, they get Christmas    
         stockings, too?        

69
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          - Of course.          
 They're here for the holidays. 

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    - Oh, "It'll just be 'til   
  they get pregnant," you said. 

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       Then it'll just be       
      'til the baby comes,      

72
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   then you'll be wanting them  
     to hang around forever     

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    in some weird sort of...    
         Franken-Family.        

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   - I kind of like them here.  

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         They're funny.         

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     - I provide the humour     
         in this family.        

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         - Aww, honey...        

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          Yes, you do.          

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  - Mmm. Merry Christmas to me. 

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        - Happy Hanukkah!       

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         - That's right!        

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It's a double holiday this year.

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    Bodes well for our double   
     immaculate conception.     

84
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     - And Jesus was Jewish.    

85
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          - Plot twist.         
           (chuckling)          

86
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  - How is your cervical mucus? 

87
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       - Are you serious?       
       - Is it, you know,       

88
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            viscous?            

89
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        - Do you want me        
      to get some for you?      

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        - No, no, no, no.       
   That's okay. I-I trust you.  

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            - Do you?           

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     - This is so exciting.     
           - Yes, yes.          

93
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    No. It's still not funny.   

94
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   We have sterilized IUI kits  

95
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   from the fertility clinic.   

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             - Sexy.            

97
00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:10,250
  - So, we'll just go upstairs  
     and mix up our specimen    

98
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      so it's an equal shot     
          for everyone.         

99
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    - Nothing like a holiday    
         spray and pray!        

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           (laughing)           

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         (clicks tongue)        
             - Okay.            

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        Do you want to go       
     fill up some syringes?     

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        - Oh, it's so hot       
   when you say it like that.   

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              - Oh?             
       - Oh, my God, yeah.      

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         (lips smacking)        

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     (indistinct whispering)    

107
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             - Yay!             

108
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     This is so... Have fun!    

109
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     We'll just be waiting.     

110
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          In our room.          

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             (sighs)            

112
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         - Just gonna...        

113
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       - Can we move yet?       

114
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       My legs are asleep.      

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         (timer beeping)        

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    On our sides now, right?    
            - Mm-hmm.           

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      I have a really good      
       feeling this time.       

118
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       - After everything       
       we've been through,      

119
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        I'm really happy        
    I'm doing this with you.    

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            - Really?           
    - Don't doubt that. Ever.   

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             Do you?            

122
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    - I wouldn't have written   
        it any other way.       

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           What is it?          

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     - I guess I just always    
         thought that...        

125
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     Making a baby would be     
         more romantic.         

126
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     With, like... kissing.     

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         (gentle music)         

128
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              Oh...             
         - I'm so sorry.        

129
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          I don't know          
      what I was thinking.      

130
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      Our friendship means      
        everything to me.       

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               I--              

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 (♪ The Lamb ♪ By Little Scream)

133
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         (timer beeping)        

134
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        (heavy breathing)       

135
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  ♪ Once when you were young ♪  

136
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  ♪ Pedaling through the sun ♪  

137
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   ♪ The light steamed through  
    your body like a glass ♪♪   

138
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         (phone dinging)        

139
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       - Is that my phone?      

140
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         - Yeah, it's...        

141
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     - Can you hand it over?    

142
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     - Oh, we're not really     
        supposed to move.       

143
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          I'll just...          

144
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   "Thank you for last night,   
 and you forgot your underwear"?

145
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    Who's "Simon Threesome"?    

146
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             Anna...            

147
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      (♪ Love As A Weapon ♪     
        by Little Scream)       

148
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 What does two lines mean again?

149
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           - Pregnant!          
          - Oh, my God!         

150
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             - Both?            

151
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     - No, one has one line,    

152
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     and one has two lines.     
            - Whose?            

153
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             - What?            
          - Which one?          

154
00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,022
           - This one!          
    - But whose one is that?    

155
00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,924
             - Um...            

156
00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:06,559
              Oh...             

157
00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:08,728
              Um...             
             - Rosa?            

158
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   - I put yours on the right,  
      and mine on the left.     

159
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     Did you see which hands    
     I picked them up with?     

160
00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,767
              - No.             
    - Or was yours on the...    

161
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         right and mine         
        was on the left?        

162
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    Or was mine on the right    
   and yours was on the left?   

163
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          - Mm-mm. No.          
      This isn't happening.     

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              (♪♪)              

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