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         (gentle music)         

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           (grunting)           

3
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          - Too bright.         

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             Rosa...            

5
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      where's my eye mask?      

6
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      - Morning, sunshine.      

7
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         - Oh, my god...        

8
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       No, no, no, no, no,      

9
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       no, no, no, no, no.      

10
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           Oh, my god.          

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      Oh, shit! Shit, shit,     
     shit, shit, shit, shit.    

12
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        What time is it?        

13
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   - Take it easy, it's early.  

14
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       - Oh, God. No, no.       
         - Lots of time.        

15
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             - Um...            

16
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   - This point brings energy   
         to the uterus.         

17
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     Good for implantation.     

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       - Great. Thank you.      

19
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    - Your girlfriend's late.   

20
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        - I don't know if       
       she's coming today.      

21
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       - There's a 24-hour      
      cancellation policy.      

22
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    - Don't worry, I'll pay.    

23
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      - Hmm. She's all over     
         the place, huh?        

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        - You don't know        
    what she's been through.    

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     She's had to completely    
            reimagine           

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    the life she dreamed of.    
          - Hey, lady.          

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      Save it for therapy.      
    - I can't afford therapy.   

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     I mean, picture leaving    
 everything you thought mattered

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       and starting over.       

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    - Hmm. You just described   
            my life.            

31
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  - Okay, well, now, picture it 
     without the communism.     

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     Or the violent regime.     
          Or the exile.         

33
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   We had a really big fight.   

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           - Hormones.          

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      (footsteps pattering)     

36
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    - Sorry, I'm late. Sorry.   

37
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             - Shh!             
           - Lie down!          

38
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        Is that caffeine?       
      - It's hot chocolate.     

39
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        (nervous squeal)        

40
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             (thuds)            

41
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         (serene music)         

42
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  - Are you okay? Where did you 
        sleep last night?       

43
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          - Don't ask.          

44
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             - Okay.            

45
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       (breathing heavily)      

46
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         - No, I mean...        

47
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    I should have come home.    

48
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          I wish I had.         

49
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          I'm so sorry          
        about our fight.        

50
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      - Oh, my God. Me too.     

51
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        I feel terrible.        
  - No, I do. I feel terrible.  

52
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     - Hey, Sex in the City,    
     could you keep it down?    

53
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         - I don't know         
       what I was thinking      

54
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   with the tape on the floor.  
        It was so stupid.       

55
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         - It was sweet.        

56
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             And...             
        (startled squeal)       

57
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    I don't want to be saved    
        by some dumb guy.       

58
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             - Shh!             

59
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         - I am so sorry        
       I said that to you.      

60
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          - It hurt...          
        (startled squeal)       

61
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      ...but I forgive you.     

62
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    - I have been so worried    
  that it was over between us.  

63
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            - Never.            

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          (in Spanish)          

65
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           I love you.          

66
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          - I love you.         

67
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     (soft Christmas music)     

68
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    - Oh, they get Christmas    
         stockings, too?        

69
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          - Of course.          
 They're here for the holidays. 

70
00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:10,700
    - Oh, "It'll just be 'til   
  they get pregnant," you said. 

71
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       Then it'll just be       
      'til the baby comes,      

72
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   then you'll be wanting them  
     to hang around forever     

73
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    in some weird sort of...    
         Franken-Family.        

74
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   - I kind of like them here.  

75
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         They're funny.         

76
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     - I provide the humour     
         in this family.        

77
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         - Aww, honey...        

78
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          Yes, you do.          

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  - Mmm. Merry Christmas to me. 

80
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        - Happy Hanukkah!       

81
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         - That's right!        

82
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It's a double holiday this year.

83
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    Bodes well for our double   
     immaculate conception.     

84
00:03:40,196 --> 00:03:42,465
     - And Jesus was Jewish.    

85
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          - Plot twist.         
           (chuckling)          

86
00:03:46,302 --> 00:03:48,170
  - How is your cervical mucus? 

87
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       - Are you serious?       
       - Is it, you know,       

88
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            viscous?            

89
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        - Do you want me        
      to get some for you?      

90
00:03:52,842 --> 00:03:55,745
        - No, no, no, no.       
   That's okay. I-I trust you.  

91
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            - Do you?           

92
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     - This is so exciting.     
           - Yes, yes.          

93
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    No. It's still not funny.   

94
00:04:02,418 --> 00:04:04,186
   We have sterilized IUI kits  

95
00:04:04,253 --> 00:04:05,688
   from the fertility clinic.   

96
00:04:05,755 --> 00:04:06,922
             - Sexy.            

97
00:04:06,989 --> 00:04:10,293
  - So, we'll just go upstairs  
     and mix up our specimen    

98
00:04:10,359 --> 00:04:12,261
      so it's an equal shot     
          for everyone.         

99
00:04:12,328 --> 00:04:14,063
    - Nothing like a holiday    
         spray and pray!        

100
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           (laughing)           

101
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         (clicks tongue)        
             - Okay.            

102
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        Do you want to go       
     fill up some syringes?     

103
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        - Oh, it's so hot       
   when you say it like that.   

104
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              - Oh?             
       - Oh, my God, yeah.      

105
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         (lips smacking)        

106
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     (indistinct whispering)    

107
00:04:33,716 --> 00:04:35,017
             - Yay!             

108
00:04:35,084 --> 00:04:37,787
     This is so... Have fun!    

109
00:04:38,554 --> 00:04:40,389
     We'll just be waiting.     

110
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          In our room.          

111
00:04:43,225 --> 00:04:44,860
             (sighs)            

112
00:04:44,927 --> 00:04:46,529
         - Just gonna...        

113
00:04:50,232 --> 00:04:51,801
       - Can we move yet?       

114
00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:53,402
       My legs are asleep.      

115
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         (timer beeping)        

116
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    On our sides now, right?    
            - Mm-hmm.           

117
00:05:02,878 --> 00:05:05,681
      I have a really good      
       feeling this time.       

118
00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:10,486
       - After everything       
       we've been through,      

119
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        I'm really happy        
    I'm doing this with you.    

120
00:05:12,822 --> 00:05:16,058
            - Really?           
    - Don't doubt that. Ever.   

121
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             Do you?            

122
00:05:20,429 --> 00:05:22,732
    - I wouldn't have written   
        it any other way.       

123
00:05:27,470 --> 00:05:29,004
           What is it?          

124
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     - I guess I just always    
         thought that...        

125
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     Making a baby would be     
         more romantic.         

126
00:05:37,313 --> 00:05:40,082
     With, like... kissing.     

127
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         (gentle music)         

128
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              Oh...             
         - I'm so sorry.        

129
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          I don't know          
      what I was thinking.      

130
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      Our friendship means      
        everything to me.       

131
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               I--              

132
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 (♪ The Lamb ♪ By Little Scream)

133
00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,745
         (timer beeping)        

134
00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:12,481
        (heavy breathing)       

135
00:06:12,548 --> 00:06:14,049
  ♪ Once when you were young ♪  

136
00:06:14,116 --> 00:06:15,551
  ♪ Pedaling through the sun ♪  

137
00:06:15,618 --> 00:06:18,921
   ♪ The light steamed through  
    your body like a glass ♪♪   

138
00:06:22,558 --> 00:06:23,893
         (phone dinging)        

139
00:06:23,959 --> 00:06:25,895
       - Is that my phone?      

140
00:06:25,961 --> 00:06:27,830
         - Yeah, it's...        

141
00:06:28,497 --> 00:06:29,565
     - Can you hand it over?    

142
00:06:29,632 --> 00:06:31,000
     - Oh, we're not really     
        supposed to move.       

143
00:06:31,066 --> 00:06:32,568
          I'll just...          

144
00:06:33,035 --> 00:06:37,072
   "Thank you for last night,   
 and you forgot your underwear"?

145
00:06:37,673 --> 00:06:39,775
    Who's "Simon Threesome"?    

146
00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:41,944
             Anna...            

147
00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:46,916
      (♪ Love As A Weapon ♪     
        by Little Scream)       

148
00:06:53,355 --> 00:06:54,757
 What does two lines mean again?

149
00:06:54,824 --> 00:06:56,158
           - Pregnant!          
          - Oh, my God!         

150
00:06:56,225 --> 00:06:57,226
             - Both?            

151
00:06:57,293 --> 00:06:58,427
     - No, one has one line,    

152
00:06:58,494 --> 00:06:59,595
     and one has two lines.     
            - Whose?            

153
00:06:59,662 --> 00:07:00,696
             - What?            
          - Which one?          

154
00:07:00,763 --> 00:07:03,065
           - This one!          
    - But whose one is that?    

155
00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:04,967
             - Um...            

156
00:07:05,034 --> 00:07:06,602
              Oh...             

157
00:07:06,669 --> 00:07:08,771
              Um...             
             - Rosa?            

158
00:07:08,838 --> 00:07:11,140
   - I put yours on the right,  
      and mine on the left.     

159
00:07:11,207 --> 00:07:13,142
     Did you see which hands    
     I picked them up with?     

160
00:07:13,209 --> 00:07:14,810
              - No.             
    - Or was yours on the...    

161
00:07:14,877 --> 00:07:17,112
         right and mine         
        was on the left?        

162
00:07:17,179 --> 00:07:19,482
    Or was mine on the right    
   and yours was on the left?   

163
00:07:19,548 --> 00:07:21,984
          - Mm-mm. No.          
      This isn't happening.     

164
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              (♪♪)              

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