(gentle music)
(timer beeping)
- Anna, it's like an episode of "Hoarders" in here.
- How can you say that?
Hardly any of my stuff is here.
(knocking) - Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Nico. - Nico, who?
(chuckling in disbelief)
- I will say it again,
our cleaning lady would happily tidy up for you
if you just allowed me to-- - I have a system.
These are for work, and I know what all the piles mean.
- Right, well, I am just here
for our daily temperatures.
(sighs)
Okay...
(clicking)
Can you?
(clicking)
Oh, yay! Your cycles are synched.
We are on track for tomorrow.
Christmas Eve insemination.
- And immaculate conception.
- The turkey baster will go to more than one
good use this year. - Ha!
- We're not using the turkey baster.
As I already said,
we have sterilized IUI kits
from the fertility clinic.
- Yes, I know. It was a joke.
- Here you are, honeys!
I read ginger and spirulina are great for conception.
- Wow, thank you!
- It's so green.
- Phytonutrients.
(slurping) - Yay...
- Uh, also makes you poop so... - Okay.
- Oh, great.
Great. - Good luck.
- Thank you. - Drink.
(footsteps receding)
(slurping)
(footsteps receding)
This better work this month
because I don't know how much longer can this go on.
- Relax. It's only been two months.
This can take time.
I like having them here.
- You know how I feel about house guests!
- Babe, they're not just house guests.
They could be family.
- Ugh. Even worse.
- We have to get out of here.
- We will. As soon as you finish paying off
your debt and fix your credit score,
we'll get another apartment.
- So it's all my fault?
- That's not what I meant.
Are you day-sleeping?
- So what if I am?
Besides, extra rest is good when trying to conceive.
- Yeah, but day-sleeping is more of like
a "me" thing to do, and it's usually a bad sign.
What's wrong?
- How can you ask me that?
This is a very sad time for me.
- Because we don't have an apartment?
Like, maybe we should just try to focus
on the positive, like, at least we have
a place to live. - Shh.
My eggs need quiet.
(sighs)
(gentle music)
(exhales)
(surprised gasp) - Hi.
- Have you been watching me sleep?
- Not in a creepy way.
- There's a not creepy way?
- I have a surprise for you.
- Ooh, I love surprises.
- Put your mask back on.
- I am just going to bring you...
over...
here.
- Okay, open your eyes!
Ta-da!
- What am I looking at?
- Our house!
- It's tape on the floor.
- Oh, it's a blueprint
to help you visualize how beautiful it can be.
Look, this is the living room
with this amazing picture window.
And this little console of shelves
for a mini-library. Ha!
And here, is our kitchen
with a breakfast counter that looks out to the view.
And up here,
do-do-do-do, on the second level...
- Oh, that's the second level.
- ...are the bed lofts!
And that's the nursery.
- I thought you meant takeout noodles
or a pint of mint chocolate chip,
or something to cheer me up!
- It's our tiny house.
- I got that. - It's what we've always
talked about. - You've always talked about it.
Honestly, I thought it was a joke.
Like, a quirky Rosa thing.
- What's a quirky Rosa thing?
- You know how you are.
A little impractical.
A poet in a dream world.
- I'm in a dream world?
You had no idea you were in debt.
I'm so tired of you making out
like I don't know what's going on
when it's so clearly you.
Like it or not, this is the practical solution for us.
I'm living within our means.
- You're living inside a tape outline!
- It's a visualization!
- I can't talk about your arts and crafts right now.
What are we doing? We're two grown-ass adult women
living in a stranger's guest room.
My belongings are in a prison.
My eggs are probably all dried up
so this is pointless anyhow.
This is not what my life was supposed to be like.
I have no love, no house, no babies.
- Oh, I knew this would happen.
You are still fantasizing
about some guy coming to save you.
- That's not true. - The mortgage broker,
the bathtub. I mean, how can you build
a new kind of life with me,
if you can't let go of your princess fantasy
of the old one?
- "Princess?"
- If the designer shoe fits.
- Maybe this was a mistake.
(huffs angrily)
- You're going?
- We need a break.
- You're wearing pajamas.
- I know that! I'm just getting some clothes
and I'm going!
- Fine, then go! - I am! I am going!
- Then go! - I'm leaving!
- I'm glad!
- Hasta la vista! - Goodbye!
- Goodbye forever and ever!
(footsteps stomping)
- More room for me!
It's perfect.
(♪ Love As A Weapon ♪ by Little Scream)
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