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      (♪ Love As A Weapon ♪     
        by Little Scream)       

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♪ I was putting on my raincoat ♪

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   ♪ When I saw myself again ♪  

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     ♪ I was thinking about     
          how I felt ♪          

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        ♪ When you fooled       
        my heart again ♪♪       

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          - Okay, pros.         
        - He's very cute.       

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   - Yes, but he has no desire  
       to have sex with us      

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         which is great.        
            - Is it?            

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     - It's way less messy.     

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            - Hmm...            

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      Pro, he's a dentist.      

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         - I don't know.        
             - What?            

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- I mean, aren't dentists, like,

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    the most suicidal people    
          in the world?         

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- I think that's Finnish people.
     - I heard a statistic.     

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      - I'm putting dentist     
       in the pro column.       

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        - Cute, no desire       
      to have sex with us,      

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       dentist. That's all      
         we have so far?        

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        - Oh, he gave us        
       the friend discount      

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   which means he's generous.   
          That's a pro.         

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     - Generous. Okay, cons.    

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           - Suicidal.          
      - We don't know that!     

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    - We don't not know that.   

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   And we don't want our kids   
 traumatized by a father who... 

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         (clicks tongue)        
            You know?           

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    - What is wrong with you?   

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         - I don't know,        
      I think I'm nervous.      

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      I mean, look at them,     
    they're just so perfect.    

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     - That's social media.     
         It's not real.         

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  The point is to look perfect. 

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        - So it's a lie.        
  They're liars. That's a con.  

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         - No! It's just        
      a greatest hits list.     

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  They leave out the bad parts. 
       - Like the sadism.       

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  - What are you talking about? 

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        - That movie with       
        the killer plant        

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       where Steve Martin       
     was a sadistic dentist.    

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      - Please, not today.      

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      If you're going to be     
        this weird today,       

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        they're not going       
     to give us their sperm.    

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       - I can't help it.       
    The seasons are changing.   

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        I feel too much.        

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       - Here, just write       
        a poem about it.        

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        - Are they making       
  a pro and con list about us?  

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             - What?            
       No! We're perfect.       

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            - Are we?           
       - What do you mean?      

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         - Do you think         
      they're going to ask      

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     to see my credit score?    
        - I mean, maybe,        

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         he sensed your         
       financial stability      

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   and that's why he gave you   
   a discount for your tooth!   

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    - And how is that tooth?    
        Any sharp edges?        

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        - It's so smooth,       
      I don't feel a thing.     

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       - You must be Nico.      

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        Oh, yes to sperm,       
     no to handshakes. Okay.    

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           (chuckling)          
Uh... So, you're a psychologist?

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             - Hmm.             
 - That is such a great balance 

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         for a dentist.         

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             - Why?             

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     - Oh, because you know,    

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        uh, dentistry...        

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         - We're so glad        
       you two could come.      

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     - They're a little bit     
     older than I imagined.     

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- Not long in the tooth, though.

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      (quietly): They have      
        great gums, okay?       

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          Very strong.          

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       - We can hear you,       
           by the way.          

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     - And what about Anna's    
        cute aggression?        

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      - My what aggression?     

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     - You broke your tooth     

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        due to an attack        
       of cute aggression.      

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 That's the psychological term. 
             - Mmm.             

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        - So who's to say       
     you won't crush a baby     

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     with your love? I mean,    
 that wouldn't be very... cute. 

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          - Oh, my god!         

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       - Anna would never       
          crush a baby.         

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   - Well, how can we be sure?  
     - Uh, Nico likes to be     

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       sure about things.       
  - Yeah, well, Khalil believes 

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     in huge leaps of faith.    

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       - Well, that's what      
          believing is.         

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             - What?            
       - A leap of faith.       

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   - Hmm. Khalil tends to leap  
     without looking at all.    

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             - Nico?            
            - Mm-hmm?           

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    - You said you'd be open.   
        You know how much       

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        this means to me.       
    - I want to be thorough.    

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  I don't want you disappointed 
       like the last time.      

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        You were so down.       

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             - See?             
    - You promised you'd try.   

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     You promised you'd try.    

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             (sighs)            

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   - You're right. I'm sorry.   

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       We're very excited       
        by your proposal        

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          to co-parent          
      our mutual offspring.     

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     I brought along copies     

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        of our financial        
      and medical records.      

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              - Oh!             
          - You didn't?         

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      Here's a copy of our      
   custody agreement template   

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     courtesy of our lawyer.    

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             - Wow.             
         - Over to you.         

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         - Um, for such         
     an important decision,     

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   you know, one so biological  
           in nature,           

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    getting out of our heads    
       and into our bodies      

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    in an attempt to feel out   
         the connection         

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      is just more aligned      
         with our future        

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     mothering... approach.     

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             - Wow.             

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        That's beautiful.       
        - Rosa's a poet.        

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  - Oh, artistic. That's good.  
              - Oh!             

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   - Okay, so I have science,   
         you have arts.         

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   And Nico has interpersonal   
             skills.            

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    And what about you, Anna?   

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     - Oh, Anna has fashion.    
         - Fashion what?        

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        - I'm a stylist.        

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      - Also very creative.     

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   - So who would be carrying?  

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            - I mean,           
     ideally, we both would.    

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       - At the same time?      
        - This is great.        

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   - Isn't this great, honey?   

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       I'm feeling a yes!       

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       - We haven't talked      
          about health,         

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      religion, education,      
        finances, like...       

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     - I mean, if everybody     
    talked about those things   

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      before having babies,     

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    there would be no babies,   
             right?             

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           - I... No.           

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              I...              

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         I'm feeling...         
            (grunts)            

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       - Um, uh, sometimes      
      he just needs to give     

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  his feelings a little space.  
            You know?           

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          - I get that,         
 my parents are both therapists.

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 - Oh, and you turned out okay? 

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           - Uh, yeah!          

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        - That blonde one       
       is just so blonde.       

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        At least, Nazira        
     was Lebanese like you.     

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 - We don't even know which one 
    is going to get pregnant.   

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       Plus, Rosa's mixed.      

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     If Anna gets pregnant,     
     our baby will be mixed.    

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        It's a new world.       
        Let's embrace it.       

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      - It's just, it's not     
     feeling very official.     

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      - I don't want making     
    a family to be official.    

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      Besides, a surrogate      
     would cost us a fortune    

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    and there's no guarantee.   

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  Adoption could take forever.  

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 And I want moms in the picture.

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          Breastfeeding         
      is the number one way     

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  to promote optimal jaw growth 
       and healthy teeth.       

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  - Okay, well, maybe we should 
   go for ones that are a bit,  

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       you know, younger.       

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    - Oh, are we really going   
     to be those sexist pigs    

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      who just want a woman     
          in their 20s?         

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       Do you remember how      
        devastated I was        

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  when Nazira pulled the plug?  

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       - Of course, I do.       

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 - And then these two lovelies, 

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   they show up in my practice  

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    and they made me a card.    
          A card, Nico.         

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    It's fate. It has to be.    

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     I say we take a chance.    

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           Huh? Yeah?           

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              Jump.             

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         (gentle music)         

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     - That contract better     
          be airtight.          

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       - Yeah, of course.       
         Yes, yes, yes.         

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    Yeah, we'll do it? Okay.    

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       A poet, a dentist,       
  a stylist, and a psychologist 

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        make some babies.       
             (gasps)            

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            - Really?           
             - Yeah!            

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        - That's amazing.       

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       (nervous chuckling)      

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          - Oh... Okay.         
             - Yes!             

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           - Mmm 'kay.          

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             Sss...             

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              so...             

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     Do you live in a house     
           or a condo?          

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      I assume at your age,     
          you must own.         

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           - You know,          
   it's kind of a funny story.  

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          (funk music)          

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      - It's settled then.      
  You guys have to stay with us 

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    until you find something.   

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    (Rosa and Anna giggling)    

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           Yeah, duh!           

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          - Thank you!          
             - Wow.             

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       (excited giggling)       

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             - Oh...            

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         I'm so excited.        
             - Yay!             

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           (laughing)           

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        (rhythmic music)        

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