(upbeat music)
(birds chirping)
- So... How do you know this guy?
- He teaches yoga at one of the seniors homes I work at.
- And he has two wives?
- Anna, they're practicing ethical non-monogamy.
It's a beautiful thing.
- Couldn't we have just listened to a podcast on polyamory?
- C'mon! Co-Parenting apps aren't working.
We need to be inspired.
- By sister wives?
- We are so grateful for this moment
to share what we're about.
- The nuclear family has failed.
- Takes a village, right?
- I can tell you're a healer.
- Mm-hmm.
- I feel so seen.
- Oh.
- Hi.
(chuckling)
(sucking)
- Okay. You're popular.
- Mm-hmm. (chuckling)
(baby cooing)
(gasps) - Oh.
(inhales deeply)
- Mmm...
I can't get enough of this.
(speaking Spanish)
- What?
- Paco loves being a father.
- Being a dad is the greatest.
- You seem like a natural. - Well, if I could,
I would father 100 children.
(baby cooing)
- I thought that this would be so complicated,
but you all make it look... easy.
- It's a lot of talking things through.
- Sharing feelings. - Lots of going deep.
- Right...
- Making sure everyone's needs are met.
- I love getting my needs met.
- Hmm. (sighs)
- This home,
this vibe, it feels really good.
- We've been on some pretty bad co-parenting dates.
- We've been loafed. - What?
- She means "breadcrumbed." - Oh...
We were "cat-fisted." - She means "catfished."
- There were guys that just wanted threesomes.
- Not that I'm against threesomes.
- Anyhow, it's just, it's so great
to see people making an alternative family work.
- Well, we are very excited for you to take this step.
And we wanted to support you on your journey.
So...
- We have a surprise for you!
(inhaling sharply)
- Ooh... It's kind of warm.
- It's supposed to be warm. - I don't know if Coopy Gwyneth
made for it to be this warm.
(bowl dings)
- We were wondering
if you would like for us to do a sacred chant.
- It really helped us
with our preconception yoni steaming.
(guitar strumming, dinging)
- ♪ Welcome ♪ - ♪ Welcome ♪
(ding)
- ♪ Welcome ♪ - ♪ Welcome ♪
- ♪ To the spirit ♪ - ♪ Spirit ♪
♪ Of the womb ♪
- ♪ Welcome ♪ - ♪ Welcome ♪
- Is my yoni supposed to be this overheated?
- Shh. - I mean, it's really hot.
- It's just the pathways opening.
- I think my pathways are open enough.
- Okay.
(sighs, dinging)
- ♪ Welcome ♪ - ♪ Welcome ♪
(harmonizing "Welcome")
(heavy breathing)
- ♪ To the spirit... ♪ - Okay, it's really hot.
- ♪ Spirit ♪ - I'm burnt!
- Are you okay? - No, I'm burnt!
- She's burnt! - Is everything okay?
- My vagina is burnt.
- Your vagina is burnt?
- Is it bad? Check!
- Um...
- Will I ever be able to have sex again?
- It's pretty red.
- Oh, no! - And it's pretty big.
- Big? - I don't know.
- I mean, maybe it's swollen?
Or maybe you just have a big vagina.
- Yoni. - I'll have you know
that I've been told by everyone,
everyone I've slept with, that I have a tiny,
perfect, lime-tasting vagina.
(wives): Yoni. - Lime?
- It's because I'm plant-based.
- You had bacon at brunch this morning.
- Bacon doesn't count!
Ow, it really hurts.
- We have aloe.
- Oh, thanks.
- I can apply it. - Sure.
He... He can apply it.
(gasping in pain)
- I'm a registered massage therapist.
- That feels better already.
- I also practice sensual massage.
Did you know that there are seven
different ways that a woman can orgasm?
- Seven?
- What's happening right now?
- This is not part of our agreement.
- Definitely not. - Babes.
- Non-patriarchal terms of endearment.
(sighs)
- My "heartmates." - This isn't cool!
- Let's just process this tomorrow.
- No. - No, we'll process it now.
- Yeah. - What is wrong with you?
- I am burnt!
- Okay, let's just remember
non-violent communication, everyone.
- Mom! - Not now, honey!
Would you like to start with a repair?
(sighs)
(dinging)
(serene music)
- You're right.
My desperate need for women to love me
all goes back to my mother.
(exhaling sharply)
- It's okay. - This is a safe space.
- Oh, my God.
- What happened? Is it over?
- I did the thing.
(gasping in pain) - The thing?
- The thing.
Where I get distracted by some douchey guy
just because he likes kids and he's marginally hot.
- Hey... - Oh, yeah, she does that.
- I'm so sorry. - It's okay.
- You can't help it. She's a very high libido.
- It's a liability.
Let's get out of here.
- Thank you for your hospitality.
- I think this is just a little too alternative for us.
(gasping in pain)
(beads rattling)
(exhaling)
- Hey, that's my placenta!
- Rosa!
- You told me to get you something cold from the freezer.
(soft music)
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