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         (upbeat music)         

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        (birds chirping)        

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             - So...            
    How do you know this guy?   

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    - He teaches yoga at one    
 of the seniors homes I work at.

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     - And he has two wives?    

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   - Anna, they're practicing   
      ethical non-monogamy.     

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     It's a beautiful thing.    

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- Couldn't we have just listened
   to a podcast on polyamory?   

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   - C'mon! Co-Parenting apps   
         aren't working.        

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     We need to be inspired.    

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       - By sister wives?       

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      - We are so grateful      
         for this moment        

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   to share what we're about.   

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      - The nuclear family      
           has failed.          

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    - Takes a village, right?   

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          - I can tell          
        you're a healer.        

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            - Mm-hmm.           

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        - I feel so seen.       

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              - Oh.             

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              - Hi.             

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           (chuckling)          

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            (sucking)           

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             - Okay.            
         You're popular.        

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            - Mm-hmm.           
           (chuckling)          

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          (baby cooing)         

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             (gasps)            
              - Oh.             

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        (inhales deeply)        

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            - Mmm...            

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   I can't get enough of this.  

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       (speaking Spanish)       

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             - What?            

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  - Paco loves being a father.  

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          - Being a dad         
        is the greatest.        

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   - You seem like a natural.   
       - Well, if I could,      

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  I would father 100 children.  

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          (baby cooing)         

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   - I thought that this would  
       be so complicated,       

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   but you all make it look...  
              easy.             

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     - It's a lot of talking    
         things through.        

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       - Sharing feelings.      
      - Lots of going deep.     

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           - Right...           

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          - Making sure         
    everyone's needs are met.   

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        - I love getting        
          my needs met.         

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             - Hmm.             
             (sighs)            

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          - This home,          

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this vibe, it feels really good.

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   - We've been on some pretty  
     bad co-parenting dates.    

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      - We've been loafed.      
             - What?            

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   - She means "breadcrumbed."  
             - Oh...            

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      We were "cat-fisted."     
    - She means "catfished."    

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        - There were guys       
  that just wanted threesomes.  

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     - Not that I'm against     
           threesomes.          

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      - Anyhow, it's just,      
          it's so great         

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      to see people making      
   an alternative family work.  

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   - Well, we are very excited  
   for you to take this step.   

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  And we wanted to support you  
        on your journey.        

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              So...             

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  - We have a surprise for you! 

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       (inhaling sharply)       

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   - Ooh... It's kind of warm.  

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   - It's supposed to be warm.  
 - I don't know if Coopy Gwyneth

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  made for it to be this warm.  

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          (bowl dings)          

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       - We were wondering      

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        if you would like       
  for us to do a sacred chant.  

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      - It really helped us     

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     with our preconception     
         yoni steaming.         

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   (guitar strumming, dinging)  

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          - ♪ Welcome ♪         
          - ♪ Welcome ♪         

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             (ding)             

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          - ♪ Welcome ♪         
          - ♪ Welcome ♪         

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       - ♪ To the spirit ♪      
          - ♪ Spirit ♪          

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         ♪ Of the womb ♪        

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          - ♪ Welcome ♪         
          - ♪ Welcome ♪         

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      - Is my yoni supposed     
     to be this overheated?     

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             - Shh.             
   - I mean, it's really hot.   

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    - It's just the pathways    
            opening.            

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      - I think my pathways     
        are open enough.        

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             - Okay.            

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        (sighs, dinging)        

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          - ♪ Welcome ♪         
          - ♪ Welcome ♪         

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     (harmonizing "Welcome")    

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        (heavy breathing)       

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     - ♪ To the spirit... ♪     
    - Okay, it's really hot.    

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          - ♪ Spirit ♪          
          - I'm burnt!          

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         - Are you okay?        
        - No, I'm burnt!        

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         - She's burnt!         
      - Is everything okay?     

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      - My vagina is burnt.     

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     - Your vagina is burnt?    

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       - Is it bad? Check!      

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             - Um...            

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      - Will I ever be able     
       to have sex again?       

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       - It's pretty red.       

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            - Oh, no!           
     - And it's pretty big.     

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             - Big?             
         - I don't know.        

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            - I mean,           
       maybe it's swollen?      

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        Or maybe you just       
       have a big vagina.       

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             - Yoni.            
      - I'll have you know      

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       that I've been told      
          by everyone,          

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    everyone I've slept with,   
       that I have a tiny,      

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  perfect, lime-tasting vagina. 

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         (wives): Yoni.         
             - Lime?            

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 - It's because I'm plant-based.

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         - You had bacon        
     at brunch this morning.    

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     - Bacon doesn't count!     

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      Ow, it really hurts.      

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         - We have aloe.        

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          - Oh, thanks.         

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        - I can apply it.       
             - Sure.            

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     He... He can apply it.     

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        (gasping in pain)       

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       - I'm a registered       
       massage therapist.       

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  - That feels better already.  

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        - I also practice       
        sensual massage.        

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          Did you know          
      that there are seven      

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         different ways         
    that a woman can orgasm?    

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            - Seven?            

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       - What's happening       
           right now?           

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          - This is not         
     part of our agreement.     

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        - Definitely not.       
            - Babes.            

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     - Non-patriarchal terms    
         of endearment.         

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             (sighs)            

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       - My "heartmates."       
       - This isn't cool!       

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      - Let's just process      
         this tomorrow.         

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              - No.             
   - No, we'll process it now.  

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             - Yeah.            
    - What is wrong with you?   

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          - I am burnt!         

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   - Okay, let's just remember  

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   non-violent communication,   
            everyone.           

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             - Mom!             
        - Not now, honey!       

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     Would you like to start    
         with a repair?         

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             (sighs)            

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             (sighs)            

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            (dinging)           

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         (serene music)         

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         - You're right.        

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   My desperate need for women  
           to love me           

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   all goes back to my mother.  

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       (exhaling sharply)       

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          - It's okay.          
     - This is a safe space.    

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          - Oh, my God.         

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        - What happened?        
           Is it over?          

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       - I did the thing.       

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        (gasping in pain)       
          - The thing?          

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          - The thing.          

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     Where I get distracted     
       by some douchey guy      

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   just because he likes kids   
    and he's marginally hot.    

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            - Hey...            
   - Oh, yeah, she does that.   

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         - I'm so sorry.        
          - It's okay.          

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      - You can't help it.      
    She's a very high libido.   

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       - It's a liability.      

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     Let's get out of here.     

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           - Thank you          
      for your hospitality.     

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     - I think this is just     
a little too alternative for us.

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        (gasping in pain)       

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        (beads rattling)        

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           (exhaling)           

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   - Hey, that's my placenta!   

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             - Rosa!            

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    - You told me to get you    
something cold from the freezer.

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          (soft music)          

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