1 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:03,271 * MTV. * 2 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:10,010 -* Oh-eh-oh * -* Are you ready for it? 3 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:12,780 -* Oh-eh-oh * -* Are you ready? * 4 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:17,751 * Watch me now, oh-oh... * 5 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:18,919 FRANK: Before you were here he said, 6 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,654 "Now my daughter looks like this, 7 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:22,022 "so you got to shoot her this way. 8 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:23,724 Shoot her that way." 9 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,659 SYLVESTER: No, I would never tell them that. 10 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,863 You take the camera. Stand on a stool. 11 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:32,299 By the way, do we have the ladder 12 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,534 for my daughter's close-up? 13 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,169 -You're so mean. -(Sylvester chuckles) 14 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:36,637 Shooting our entire lives, 15 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:38,706 it's probably the hardest thing to explain to people. 16 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:39,973 Having our entire lives 17 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:41,375 for the world to see, and not only see, 18 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,010 but have their own judgments 19 00:00:43,111 --> 00:00:45,379 is very scary. 20 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:46,780 Can't catch a break in this house. 21 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,116 Why do you think I want one right now? (chuckles) 22 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:49,350 SYLVESTER: It's great when you're shooting 23 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:51,051 'cause it's just you, your family, 24 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,053 and half the civilized world. 25 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:56,457 For those that seek solace in their own home... 26 00:00:56,557 --> 00:01:00,361 (sighs) I just want to see how peaceful and quiet. 27 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:03,164 Come on. Right here. Look at the privacy. 28 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:05,766 One, two... don't hide, sound. 29 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:08,736 Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 30 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,170 You got guys popping out 31 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:12,373 of your bathtub and sharing your toothbrush. 32 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:13,607 They become kind of, like, 33 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,109 unwanted relatives. 34 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:16,710 Dare we fumigate this place? 35 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:20,080 * Talk to me, baby * 36 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:23,551 * I'm going blind from this sweet, sweet craving * 37 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,453 * Whoa, oh * 38 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:28,122 * Let's lose our minds and go crazy, crazy * 39 00:01:29,157 --> 00:01:30,691 * I-I-I-I-I * 40 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:34,662 * I-I-I-I-I. * 41 00:01:44,003 --> 00:01:45,372 SISTINE: I'm hungry. 42 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:46,740 JENNIFER: We're gonna make homemade pasta. 43 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,976 What century do you think it'll be finished in? 44 00:01:49,076 --> 00:01:50,644 (groans) 45 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,012 (yells) 46 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,448 I know the person that was buried in that wine. 47 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,817 It's like Italian embalming fluid. 48 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,152 (laughing) 49 00:01:58,252 --> 00:02:00,654 SISTINE: This is an exact replica of my ex's heart 50 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:02,356 after we broke up. 51 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,124 -SCARLET: Cute. -JENNIFER: You are savage. 52 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,726 I'm single now. 53 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:08,562 I moved to New York with Sophia, so we're living together. 54 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:10,497 -Let's do it. -(grunts) 55 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:11,999 -Ow. -Ow! 56 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:16,437 I'm still writing my book, um, signed with an agency, 57 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:17,971 and single. (chuckles) 58 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,473 SISTINE: It's just a restart. 59 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:21,609 A personality restart, a friendship restart, 60 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,143 a relationship restart. 61 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:25,145 FRANK: I'll tell you what, you can't beat Italian food. 62 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:26,647 SOPHIA: You should go to New York 63 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:30,184 because New York has the most amazing restaurants ever. 64 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:32,520 Sophia and I decided to come back to L.A. 65 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:35,088 while Scarlet's on summer break so we can all just be 66 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:38,426 one happy family again under the same roof. 67 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:39,860 SISTINE: Here's your dinner, Uncle Frank. 68 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,295 FRANK: Is that for the dog or me? 69 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:42,796 -SOPHIA: It's beef tartar. -SISTINE: Smells so good. 70 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,432 -FRANK: No, it's not. -JENNIFER: Yeah, have a bite. 71 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:45,799 (laughs) 72 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,435 SOPHIA: You look like a bootleg Elvis. 73 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:49,670 I am Bootleg Elvis, baby. 74 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:53,073 Since last season, I was hospitalized with pneumonia. 75 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,642 I almost died. 76 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:57,545 Is this any way to treat a nice Italian boy? 77 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:58,978 But other than that, 78 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:01,382 I'm still playing music and my love life is 79 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:03,150 somewhat in the toilet. 80 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:05,085 What's the oldest you'll date? 81 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,054 -Thirty. -SOPHIA: Oh, my God. 82 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:08,522 -No, I'm only kidding. Come on. -SOPHIA: Are you kidding? 83 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:10,724 So, you'd literally date someone my age? 84 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:12,626 Well, I don't know if I'd date her, 85 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:13,794 -but I may-- -SOPHIA: Oh, my God. 86 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,529 SCARLET: Oh, God. That's even worse. 87 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:16,664 That's so much worse. 88 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:17,965 You're crazy, boy. 89 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:19,833 SISTINE: Sip and cook. Sip and cook. 90 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,402 There we go. Keep mixing. 91 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:23,371 I turned 21, 92 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:27,441 I'm prepping for my junior year of college, 93 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:28,876 and I met someone. 94 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:30,177 * Nobody love like us... * 95 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:32,212 SCARLET: His name is Louis. 96 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:33,381 -Oh, cute. -(chuckles) 97 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:35,383 * Nobody love like us... * 98 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:38,652 SCARLET: Louis is a very loving and sweet, 99 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:39,887 respectable person. 100 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:41,489 -Favorite cereal? -(gasps) 101 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,023 Oh, you know me so well. 102 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:44,525 You'd hope so after eight months, right? 103 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:46,026 I kind of thought "Love at first sight." 104 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:47,227 Right when I saw him, 105 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:49,029 I go, "He is extraordinary." 106 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:51,064 * Nobody love like us... * 107 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:52,633 You have grass in your hair. 108 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,802 Well, take it out. (laughs) Ew. 109 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,437 Ew, ew. 110 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,572 Dinner is served. 111 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:00,308 This makes me want to go to Italy 112 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:01,542 and eat blocks of cheese all day. 113 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,777 Ugh. Lot of gas. 114 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:05,646 What the hell are these plants? Can we take these out? 115 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,948 -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. -SOPHIA: It's wet. 116 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,350 I mean, it's got to go. 117 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,619 SISTINE: We have, like, a few pieces here. 118 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:14,355 I love being home. It's so calming. 119 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:15,556 (clinking on glass) 120 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,391 -I have an announcement. -(fly buzzing) 121 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,692 JENNIFER: Oh, my God. There's a fly in here. 122 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,028 -(Sophia yells) -Christ. 123 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:22,229 -SYLVESTER: Stop, man. -FRANK: It's a fly. 124 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:23,731 I'm not kidding you. I hate flies. 125 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:25,165 SCARLET: Guys, I invited him. 126 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,900 SYLVESTER: Maybe it's Jeff Goldblum. 127 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,169 All right, I lost it. 128 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,738 -(clinking on glass) -Okay. 129 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:32,340 That's the worst-sounding fucking glass 130 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,574 I've ever heard in my life. 131 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:36,109 Hey, can I make an announcement? 132 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:37,345 (farts) 133 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:38,479 -(girls exclaim) -SYLVESTER: Oh, my God. 134 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:39,780 Can you not do that? 135 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,649 No, I know, the pasta came out my nose. 136 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:42,850 No. 137 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:43,817 SYLVESTER: What is wrong with you? 138 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:44,985 -What? -No! 139 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,286 Hey, hey, hey. 140 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:48,889 Frank, put a cork in it. I need a serious moment. 141 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:50,824 -Time out. -(clinks on glass) 142 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:54,094 Okay, big important flash news message. 143 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:56,497 After long, hard consideration, 144 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,432 your mother and I have decided 145 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:01,301 it's time to move on and leave the state of California 146 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:04,338 permanently, and we're going to go to Florida. 147 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:05,673 We're gonna sell this house. 148 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:06,874 -SISTINE: What? -What? 149 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,476 Yep. 150 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,310 -Is this a joke? -SYLVESTER: It's not a joke at all. 151 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:11,912 -So, you're--? -SISTINE: Full-time? 152 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,514 -No L.A. time? -Full-time. 153 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:16,484 We already have the place. It's a done deal. 154 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:19,420 I just feel like that I was born, I was raised here. 155 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,655 It's my home, you know? 156 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,156 First Sophia and Sistine. 157 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:24,525 Now my mom and dad are leaving. 158 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,394 Where's the punchline? Where is it? 159 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:28,228 I've been here since '73. 160 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,397 -FRANK: You grew up here. -JENNIFER: I grew up here. 161 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:30,664 I was born and raised here. 162 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:31,899 But here's the thing. 163 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,901 You don't go to college here. 164 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,369 You guys live in New York. 165 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:36,904 -It's an empty nest. -It's a, it's an empty nest. 166 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,171 I need to change it up. 167 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:39,640 * * 168 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,108 JENNIFER: When you spend your life-- 169 00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:44,311 and I raised all three of our daughters in California-- 170 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:45,979 everything's a memory to me, 171 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:48,115 memories of them not being there anymore. 172 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:49,850 So I needed a big change 173 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,452 and Sly went along with it. 174 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:53,821 -You can always come back and visit. -I know. 175 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:57,190 We have a lot of roots in California, 176 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,092 so it's not an easy 177 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,561 transition to Florida. 178 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:03,063 But Jennifer really had her heart set on it. 179 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:05,766 I gave in. (chuckles) 180 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,100 SISTINE: I think it's a great idea. 181 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,670 Sophia and I now living in New York. 182 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:11,171 It's an easy commute to Florida. 183 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:13,073 I love it. You love it. 184 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:15,743 Sayonara. Get rid of it. 185 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,077 I'm not someone that is nostalgic about houses, 186 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:19,480 but it's a little weird that my dad is 187 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:22,349 just uprooting everything to go across the country. 188 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:25,419 This is a huge change for someone 189 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:26,754 that hates change. 190 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,589 Cheers to moving on. 191 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:32,392 -Bigger oceans and... -You have unlimited coconuts. 192 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:35,195 -You have.... (laughs) -(chuckles) Forever. 193 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:37,531 I hate coconuts, but I like Florida. 194 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:39,567 So, if there's coconuts there, you're not gonna visit? 195 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:42,570 Coconuts took my first wife and killed her. 196 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:45,038 -Frank, what? -SOPHIA: You've never been married. 197 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,540 Can you take your glasses off? 198 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:47,875 SCARLET: Please, take off the glasses. 199 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:50,177 Uh-- (screams) 200 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:53,213 (all laughing) 201 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,782 JENNIFER: (sighs) We're nuts. 202 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:57,751 * * 203 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,923 SOPHIA: Dad, guess what I'm being for Halloween. 204 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,658 -What are you gonna do? -Jessica Simpson in 205 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,560 -"These Boots Are Made for Walkin'." -Guess what I'm gonna be? 206 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:09,830 So I was thinking I wear a really, really scary mask, 207 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,632 -gross worms out of my eyes. -Right. 208 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:14,267 Then on the bottom half, I'm in full lingerie. 209 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:16,470 -I like that. -(laughs) I can't believe you just said 210 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:18,071 -that was okay. -Jessica Simpson is not 211 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,040 -a monster. -Sophia, you dress like her every day. 212 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,441 -It's Halloween. -SOPHIA: I don't want to be a monster. 213 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,243 Well, we're gonna be in New York anyways 214 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:24,912 to do this, so it doesn't matter. 215 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:26,547 SYLVESTER: My daughters have moved to New York, 216 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:28,015 which is kind of traumatic 217 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,283 because I spent many, many years in New York. 218 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:32,185 I literally had nothing. 219 00:07:32,284 --> 00:07:33,821 So I lived in bus stations. 220 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:36,123 I slept in alcoves. 221 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:38,692 I had a coat, and the coat was my house. 222 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,327 Every day there's robbery, 223 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:41,629 physical attacking, 224 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:44,031 cars coming over curbs, 225 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,999 people throwing acid on you. 226 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,668 I mean, it sounds crazy. 227 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,469 You had to keep your head on a swivel, 228 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:50,971 and I've never gotten over that. 229 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:54,441 I can't sleep at night until I know they're safe. 230 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:55,976 Since you guys have moved to New York, 231 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:59,112 it's made me very uneasy. You know, I'm paranoid anyway 232 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,081 'cause I have a responsibility as a father 233 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,483 to do everything I can. 234 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,052 And the first thing is, 235 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:07,220 we have to learn about a little self-defense, something. 236 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,690 SISTINE: Honestly, my dad is the most 237 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,525 paranoid person on the planet. 238 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,627 He is crazy. 239 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,028 Growing up, we had to learn 240 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,263 how to fight off a coyote. 241 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,165 He always made them overprepared. 242 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:20,000 Like, what if someone comes up and gives you a piece of candy? 243 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,301 What are you gonna do? 244 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:23,704 God, he's so annoying when he's nervous. 245 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:26,306 SYLVESTER: I'm showing them pictures of accidents. 246 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:28,108 I used to have a cartoon slogan 247 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:29,376 about what to do if you see a gun... 248 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:30,678 "Run and tell your parents." 249 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:33,179 He made us practice pepper spray each other. 250 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,548 Oh, my God. That's so bad. 251 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,482 He put a little knife 252 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,184 in my backpack in fourth grade. 253 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:40,053 Probably shouldn't say that. 254 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:41,421 I carry a knife in my shoe. 255 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,522 SYLVESTER: Oh, God. 256 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:43,756 -You carry-- -I do. 257 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,158 (stammers) It's a toothpick. 258 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,627 SOPHIA: I have pepper spray. 259 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,161 You yell at me about pepper spray every single day. 260 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,097 But we're gonna go to self-defense class. 261 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,699 When you're raised by someone 262 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:55,235 whose entire identity is being the biggest badass in the world, 263 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:58,005 I knew how to run faster, hit harder 264 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:00,007 -than anybody in my grade. -Bye, now. 265 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:01,541 -JENNIFER: Where are you going? -SOPHIA: We're being kidnapped. 266 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:04,144 He's taking us to a retreat for self-defense. 267 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:06,013 I'm a little bit shocked at the fact he thinks 268 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,881 we need to have more training on top of it 269 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:11,184 when we've been raised with it for the last 20 years. 270 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,653 So... I mean, 271 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:14,021 it's a little bit of an insult 272 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,522 that he doesn't think we're stronger than that. 273 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:16,990 Okay. 274 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,426 Sophia, I want you to practice. 275 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:21,028 -If you were kidnapped... -(laughs) 276 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:22,262 ...would you put your blindfold on 277 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:23,563 so it's like the real thing? 278 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,098 No. Wait. Why do I have to put my--? 279 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:27,267 Why doesn't Sistine put her blindfold on? 280 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,269 Oh, I don't know. Maybe because she's driving? 281 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:30,270 -SISTINE: Are you kidding? -(chuckles) 282 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:31,504 Make sure you're counting 283 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:32,840 all the turns back there, okay? 284 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,507 Yeah, all the turns. This and that. 285 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,276 -If you hear a bird... -(Sophia protesting) 286 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:38,045 This is ridiculous. 287 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:39,813 I've had so many scary experiences in New York so far. 288 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,215 I've been followed multiple times where I've actually 289 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,450 turned around to the guy and said, 290 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:45,052 "What do you want?" 291 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,220 Actually gets them. (chuckles) You kind of have to confront it. 292 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,989 I've had rats chase me. 293 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,258 That is way scarier 'cause they can't speak human. 294 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,559 So I'm like, "What do you want?" 295 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:53,994 Are you counting the turns? 296 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,029 -Mm, no. -(Sistine chuckles) 297 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,565 SYLVESTER: The place I'm taking you to is run by a guy named Mike 298 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,834 who's an ex-Navy SEAL, and he's excellent. 299 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,670 An ex-Navy SEAL is gonna train us? 300 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,972 What am I gonna have? A circus clown train you? 301 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:08,575 I've been wanting to do this since you were about 12. 302 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,377 You scared us since we were in diapers. 303 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,813 -DTA, DTA. -SOPHIA: DTA, DTA. -SYLVESTER: Yes, DTA. 304 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:14,782 Don't trust anybody. 305 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:17,217 -SOPHIA: Um, are we turning? -SISTINE: There we go, Sophia. 306 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:19,286 SOPHIA: I feel rocks. 307 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:20,587 Okay. 308 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:21,989 SOPHIA: Oh, God. 309 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:23,724 SYLVESTER: Sophia, you want to take that off? 310 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:26,626 Oh, my... no. 311 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,562 Sistine, look up the road. 312 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,264 I don't want to go. 313 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,665 -I'm scared. I want to go home. -Dad, I'm scared. Look at that. 314 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:33,967 I want to go home. 315 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,136 -They're all standing. (yells) -Let's go. 316 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,110 SYLVESTER: Let's get it going. 317 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,244 -SISTINE: Holy shit. Holy shit. -SOPHIA: I can't do this. 318 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,578 I can't do this. I can't do this. 319 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:46,714 I'm petrified. 320 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:47,915 I thought I was badass. 321 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:50,350 You look at guys that actually are badass. 322 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:51,819 (chuckles) I'm out. 323 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:54,387 You live in New York and you're worried about this? 324 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,023 Dad, this is way scarier than New York. 325 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,325 SYLVESTER: These are real Rambos. 326 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,861 Wait. They're kind of cute. (chuckles) 327 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,262 -SYLVESTER: Guys. -SISTINE: Do I look okay? 328 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,731 SYLVESTER: Come on. Come on. Guys. Guys. Guys. 329 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,598 Can you believe this? 330 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,434 I'm not playing a game. 331 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,402 These are the guys that have seen combat, 332 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,537 faced death-- 333 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:11,872 This is the real deal. 334 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,140 Living on your own in New York, 335 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,407 you have to know how to defend yourself. 336 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,709 In the time we have, 337 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,010 we're gonna get a baseline of skill sets. 338 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,478 Hopefully you get a little bit smarter 339 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:19,880 about what you need to do when you're in New York. 340 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,414 -Okay. -All right? 341 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,550 If you guys are in a situation where you get attacked, 342 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,485 just remember, attack the attacker, right? 343 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,054 Always fight to your feet 344 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,822 and always make space or get away. 345 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:29,990 These nails can't fight. 346 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,324 I'm gonna break one. 347 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,526 Not to be super girly, I can claw someone. 348 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:36,429 So we'll just do jab, straight right, left hook. 349 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,999 One, two, good. 350 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,600 (grunts) 351 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,969 I almost broke my nail. 352 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,037 -(grunts) -Ah! Why did you do that? 353 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,405 Yeah, yeah. Keep you on your toes. 354 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:46,740 -Your hands were down. -SOPHIA: No, I wasn't. 355 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,040 Yeah, they were. 356 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,443 I don't want to get hit by that. That's for sure. 357 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,879 I'm your worst nightmare. 358 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,713 I'm gonna bridge my hips up and knee him 359 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,715 so his hands fall back here. Boom. 360 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,618 And then I trap his foot that I'm gonna roll to. 361 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,387 When am I ever gonna be doing this in New York? 362 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,454 Every first date ever. 363 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,256 NATHAN: All right. Ready? 364 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:05,558 -SYLVESTER: Good. -(grunting) 365 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,795 There you go. 366 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,897 There we go. Now we're talking. 367 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:13,066 Sophia, she's hitting this guy. Oh, that's my girl. 368 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,401 She has the killer instinct. 369 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,069 See you, sucker. 370 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,038 SYLVESTER: Then it's Sistine's turn. 371 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,039 First thing we do... 372 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,574 -(groans) -Boom. Now what? 373 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,210 ...and she goes... 374 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,278 (groans weakly) 375 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,082 * You and I, you and I... * 376 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,417 (chuckles) 377 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,786 Okay. Sistine. 378 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,121 Trap my foot on this side. 379 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,589 Sistine. Come on. 380 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:37,825 "Can I have your phone number?" 381 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,259 Like, "What are you doing tonight?" 382 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,828 Are you kidding me? 383 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,495 (grunting) 384 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,032 -Now what? -Now I'm here. 385 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,333 * Hold me tight... * 386 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,868 How you doing? 387 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,336 Is that what you're gonna do with a mugger, 388 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,971 ask if he wants a date? 389 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:54,707 I was feeling a lot of emotions during this combat training. 390 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,977 (laughs) It's been a minute. 391 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,112 By the way, he's DMing me. 392 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,881 But I'm not his type, and I'll tell you why. 393 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:04,484 He follows only girls that have really big curves. 394 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,253 And Sophia and I are like, "Boing." (laughs) 395 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,792 The stick figure? Like, what do you mean? 396 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,762 Okay, what's the question? (laughs) 397 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:19,566 Now I'm stressed out. Oh, God. 398 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,337 JENNIFER: You don't want anything to go to Palm Beach? 399 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,474 You want everything shipped to Miami? 400 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,177 SCARLET: Except that giant pink couch. 401 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,045 I'm gonna miss this house. 402 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,646 -I know. -So much. 403 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:34,882 -I know. -It's so sad. 404 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,950 It is. Listen, I know. I love the house. 405 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,052 I bought this house because I thought this was 406 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,821 the perfect family home, and it is. 407 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:44,290 But nobody's here. We're all leaving L.A. 408 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:47,594 So it's not-- I don't feel like this is home anymore. 409 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:50,663 No, I get it. It's just you guys kind of left me out 410 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:51,731 of the whole decision. 411 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,200 And this is a family decision, 412 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,735 and I felt left out in a way. 413 00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:00,773 I actually wanted to take over this house after you guys 414 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,876 to raise my family. 415 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,513 To be all honest with you, I am-- 416 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:10,583 I definitely... I am sorry. 417 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,452 I know what you're saying, and I think-- 418 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:13,954 We have lots of great photos. 419 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,689 You can always look back on those photos and memories 420 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,825 and say, "You know what? This is my goal, 421 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:21,895 -is to find a house similar to this." -Yeah. 422 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,031 Wherever you and your husband eventually find a home. 423 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:27,367 Scarlet's reaction makes a lot more sense to me 424 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,701 why she's so upset. 425 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,904 I do understand, and I know it's hard. 426 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,941 But on the other side of it all, I'm really excited 427 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:38,745 just to branch out of my work, wife, mom duties 428 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:42,015 and figure out who I am and what I like doing. 429 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,583 Do you know this is the last time 430 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:46,186 I'm gonna cuddle with you in this bed? Mmm... 431 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,958 This is the last time. 432 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,094 MIKE: So far you've learned how to defend yourself. 433 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,996 Part of living on your own in New York 434 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,931 is mental toughness. 435 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,466 -Yeah! -Yeah. 436 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,900 So we're gonna run you guys through a series of drills 437 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,070 that we think will help you when you're in New York. 438 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,506 Kind of toughen you up a little bit. 439 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,175 SISTINE: Oh, Jesus. 440 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,642 No, no, no, no, no. 441 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,944 -Oh... -There's no way. 442 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,446 There's no way I'm getting in that. 443 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:14,514 I'm assuming you're gonna go in there. 444 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,149 You don't focus on the fear, 445 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,617 you focus on the task, right? 446 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,253 Kind of dig deep into the mental toughness zone. 447 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,588 (laughs) 448 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,390 Dare I say this? 449 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,825 It's time for a training montage. 450 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,460 Grab a ruck. 451 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,062 -Okay. -60 pounds of weight. 452 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,763 -Follow me. -SYLVESTER: Good luck, girls. 453 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,799 -Don't forget to write. -SOPHIA: Thanks a lot, Dad. 454 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,501 Your turn, girls. 455 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:38,471 * Sudden darkness creeps into your soul * 456 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,173 PAUL: When you hear this little voice that's gonna tell you 457 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,774 you can't do this, 458 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,111 don't listen to it, 'cause this is where you grow. 459 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,478 Oh, my God! 460 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:46,980 Cold water puts stress on the body. 461 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,615 You'll be able to work through your thought process. 462 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,817 They think the pool is cold at 91. 463 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,953 * The cage that holds you captive * 464 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,623 * Has no doors * 465 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,958 Yeah. 466 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:02,162 * Burnin' with determination * 467 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:05,498 -* To even up the score * -One, two, three. 468 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,701 -Come on! -* Hearts on fire... * 469 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,004 -Sistine, do you want a pizza? -Yeah. 470 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,739 SISTINE: A little Mulberry pizza would be so good. 471 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,174 -Oh. -SOPHIA: Keep going, focus. 472 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,508 Almost there, almost there, almost there. 473 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,844 You got it! Yay, Sophia! 474 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,513 -SOPHIA: We good? -You guys did it. 475 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:21,714 -No way. We did it? -There we go. 476 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:22,982 Now we're talking. 477 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,185 -Whoo! -There we go. -Yeah. 478 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:28,221 Oh, my God! My nipples. 479 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,322 SOPHIA: I can do anything! 480 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,358 SISTINE: I feel amazing! 481 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,492 Oh, my God! 482 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:36,496 -* High... * -(yells) 483 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,332 (both grunt) 484 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,634 All right, you did really well, but there's one skill set 485 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,470 that Army Rangers, Green Berets, Navy SEALs, 486 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:46,406 we all have to pass this test. 487 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,375 -This is my favorite. -Oh, Jesus. 488 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,676 Have you guys step in the pen. 489 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,444 -Okay. -Oh, in here? -Yep. 490 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,248 Wait, are we doing some cage fighting? 491 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,584 Oh, they want Sophia and I to battle to the death. 492 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,752 SOPHIA: This is insane. 493 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:02,889 MIKE: Ready? 494 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,526 (clucking) 495 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,027 -What? -No! 496 00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:09,628 No. What? No. 497 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,431 SISTINE: No, he's too cute. I don't want to chase him. 498 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,633 Chicken chasin'. It's how we always used to train 499 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,102 -in the old days. -Yeah. 500 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,537 You catch this thing, you can catch greased lightning. 501 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,638 -Go on, get it! -SYLVESTER: Chasing a chicken 502 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:20,873 sounds like a fun game. 503 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,509 MICKEY: What's the matter with you?! 504 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,344 SYLVESTER: You have to have speed, patience, agility. 505 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,512 And understand you're gonna be beaten 506 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:30,117 by something that weighs three pounds and has a beak. 507 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,852 SISTINE: Come here. Come here, chicken, chicken, come here. 508 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:35,588 (screams, laughs) 509 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:36,923 (Sistine shouts) 510 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:41,428 I think my fear of birds started when I was little, 511 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:42,929 and Sly used to actually lock me in my room 512 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,364 and turn the lights off. 513 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,933 I used to make a lot of crow sounds like, "Caw!" 514 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,235 (cawing) 515 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:51,271 That is so dark. That is so dark. 516 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,440 (caws) Maybe that did it. 517 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,674 (laughs) 518 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,243 Listen, I don't want to do this, 519 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,744 you don't want to do this. 520 00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,779 SYLVESTER: Sophia, you're not helping at all. 521 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,181 -(shouts) -(Sistine screams) 522 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,850 I've seen Sistine scared of birds every single day. 523 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,985 A pigeon just walks by her, and she's like, 524 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,287 "Ew, ew," like, freaking out. 525 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,356 They're the rats of the sky. 526 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,191 Why are you so fast? 527 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,693 MIKE: You guys work as a team, it could be a lot easier. 528 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,095 Okay. Okay, Sistine, Sistine... 529 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,198 -Ah, Sistine... -No, no, no. 530 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,267 God, he keeps slipping. 531 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,501 -(screams) -Sistine, Sistine... 532 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,770 -What?! -Oh, no. 533 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,738 SISTINE: Oh, come on, that was not fair. 534 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,607 Wow. 535 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:28,941 Ugh. 536 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,843 You know, maybe I'm not as, uh, 537 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:31,844 -weak as I thought. -(knuckles crack) 538 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,181 Ow. (laughs) 539 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,815 Ow! 540 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,184 I really hurt my finger. 541 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,919 (chicken squawking) 542 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,654 -You guys passed the test. -Whoo! 543 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,089 Well done. 544 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,258 I was very proud that they succeeded in this. 545 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,926 Shocked, actually. 546 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:49,362 If I can handle that, I can handle goddamn New York City. 547 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,298 I'm so proud of myself 548 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,533 passing all of the tests. I would do it again. 549 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,335 Maybe. 550 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,470 SYLVESTER: I'm feeling a little bit better. 551 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,539 They're gonna be aware now, and they're no pushover. 552 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,408 Especially if they're attacked by a chicken. 553 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:02,675 They were so hot. 554 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,478 -(laughing) -SYLVESTER: Stop it. 555 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,013 My God. 556 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:09,416 -You are Rambolinas. -Rambolina? 557 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,684 SYLVESTER: Rambolinas, man. 558 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,325 Hello. 559 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,892 Come on over here, Jon. 560 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,161 Ugly bastard, that dog. 561 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,597 Bring Lassie and take a seat. 562 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,098 "Bring Lassie!" 563 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,335 So, Henry, what are you up to, man? 564 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,703 About five-six and a half. 565 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:34,173 There was this movie called Lords of Flatbush. 566 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,876 And there's this one guy playing Butchey, 567 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,211 and his name was Henry Winkler. 568 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:41,214 I'm gonna do something wonderful with my life. 569 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,049 And I owe it all to you. 570 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,984 And we couldn't be more opposite. 571 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,654 He's a Yale graduate, intellectual. 572 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:50,857 Me? I'm a graduate of Whatsa-Matter U. 573 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,692 All right, I brought you guys here 574 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,827 on this momentous occasion because 575 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,496 I think the house is now sold, 576 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:59,131 so this is my true farewell. 577 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:00,567 -HENRY: To California? -To California. 578 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:01,934 -Unbelievable. -You know... 579 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,737 Henry Winkler is very important in my life. 580 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,306 I never thought in a million years 581 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:07,640 I would head out west, 582 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,277 and he kind of, like, came to the rescue. 583 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,411 Almost 50 years ago. 584 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,646 First time we landed in L.A., 585 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:14,947 my car broke down, 586 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,649 -almost in front of his apartment. -Yeah. 587 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:17,950 On Sunset Boulevard. 588 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,952 You said, "I need help." 589 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,290 So we put all of your clothes into my car, 590 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:26,426 and I drove you to the apartment you rented 591 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,395 -on El Camino? -Wow. Yeah. 592 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,863 I brought him up to my apartment, 593 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,032 and I said, "See these... all this scribbling here? 594 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,402 "This is gonna be worth a fortune someday. 595 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:36,903 I'm gonna sell these as movies." 596 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:40,039 And I take it to ABC. 597 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,442 And I called you, and I said, "Here's the good news. 598 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,477 "We have sold the script, 599 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,547 but they want to replace the writer." 600 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,148 (laughter) 601 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,584 SYLVESTER: It's gonna be hard to leave 602 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,120 Henry and Al. 603 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,589 You know, Dolph Lundgren. All my friends. 604 00:20:56,689 --> 00:21:00,460 Especially the pizza joint. (laughs) 605 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,994 I don't know I'm ever coming back here again. 606 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,431 This is kind of bittersweet sad. 607 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:05,665 Right. I understand. 608 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,468 -Moving is pretty traumatic. -Right. 609 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:11,170 How do we make new friends? How does this... 610 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,972 Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it. 611 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,775 I do. 612 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,645 It's not easy for me to leave California. 613 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,548 That's where I got my start, that's where I got my break. 614 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:22,649 I have a lot of memories. 615 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:25,718 Mao said that every seven years 616 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,520 you have to have a revolution in your life. 617 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,788 That's what you created. 618 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:34,761 The thing is, I-I don't want to shake things up. 619 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:38,264 -But I know my wife wants big adventure. -Right. 620 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,601 SYLVESTER: I need to talk to my wife. 621 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,169 HENRY: Good luck. 622 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:53,212 JENNIFER: What are you doing on my side of the bed, by the way? 623 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,682 Scoot. Scoot. 624 00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:57,350 (laughs) Go on that side. This is my side. 625 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,552 -All right. -You're making it all hot. 626 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,120 How was your lunch, honey? 627 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,522 -Melancholy. -Yeah? 628 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:05,458 It was great, it was happy, it was depressing. 629 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:06,793 It's a lot of things. 630 00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:09,128 You know, it's one of those mixed lunches. 631 00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:10,730 -(chuckles) -Yeah. 632 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,965 Been thinking about, you know, we're making this big move. 633 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,368 Whether it's the right move. 634 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,838 Yeah? 635 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,273 I want to be sure if we're gonna leave California... 636 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:22,509 Yeah. 637 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,176 ...that we're making the right move. 638 00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:27,980 Because this has great ramifications. 639 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,683 Let's say it doesn't work out. It's like, now what? 640 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:35,555 The house that we love and we have built, gone. 641 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:38,791 And if we go to Florida, guess what. 642 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,293 We don't know anybody. 643 00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,230 We talked about moving in the past, 644 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:46,799 but he always probably thought that we were just dreaming, 645 00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:48,300 and it was never really gonna happen. 646 00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:49,802 Now that it's really happening, 647 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:51,604 I think he's a little nervous. 648 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,607 But I know that I am committed 649 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,175 to making this move to Florida. 650 00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,511 I have no doubt in my mind. 651 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,613 I think that this is gonna be 652 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,348 a really good start for both of us. 653 00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:05,818 We can make new memories, new beginnings. 654 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,354 And if we don't love Florida in a few years, guess what. 655 00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:10,690 California's still gonna be available. 656 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:12,324 We can still move back. 657 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,864 (sighs) I'm not easy to live with. 658 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,866 Jennifer's made an incredible amount of sacrifices 659 00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:21,868 over the years. 660 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:23,836 I know deep down inside 661 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:25,738 no matter how I'm feeling, 662 00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:27,707 I owe it to Jen to go through this move. 663 00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:28,941 Without a doubt. 664 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,410 If you can leave, who am I to complain? 665 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:32,945 -Yeah. -Yeah. 666 00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:35,014 -Let's do it. We can to this together, honey. -Okay. 667 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,183 And, being empty nesters, 668 00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:39,118 we can get into a lot of trouble together. Whoop! 669 00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:40,987 -How'd you get so smart? -(Jennifer laughing) 670 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,989 I'm getting ready. I'll be right there. 671 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,223 -Okay, okay. -Don't go anywhere. 672 00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:46,258 All right, all right, all right. 673 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,036 SISTINE: The Stallones are back, baby. 674 00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:58,771 The Frankster's in town. Hey, baby. 675 00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:00,540 (laughter) 676 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,742 I am really nervous about my boyfriend 677 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:05,011 -meeting my family. -What are you, like, growing this? 678 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:06,445 Oh, trying to go for the same style as you. 679 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:08,114 Who would do something like that? 680 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:09,949 -(exclaims) -Whee! 681 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:11,918 SISTINE: I go on a date with a guy every night of the week. 682 00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:14,320 I'd love if your father could sign 'em. 683 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:15,955 But for me, no men, no problems. 684 00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:18,758 All my friends have grandchildren. 685 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:20,660 I don't want this pressure anymore. 686 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,329 Big piece of disc smashing the nerve on the left. 687 00:24:23,429 --> 00:24:25,064 JENNIFER: Sly has to go through surgery. 688 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:26,132 That terrifies me. 689 00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:27,767 Never do your own stunts. 690 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:29,301 -JENNIFER: We need a change. -See you later! 691 00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:30,870 Bye, California. 692 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,272 SYLVESTER: We're heading back to the fatherland. 693 00:24:33,372 --> 00:24:35,307 WOMAN: The Stallone family goes back nine generations. 694 00:24:35,407 --> 00:24:38,244 JENNIFER: We're getting all of his cousins together 695 00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:40,146 -for this huge family reunion. -Hey! 696 00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:41,714 I do have anxieties. 697 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:42,949 Meeting the relatives. 698 00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:44,717 Where's my interpreter when I need him? 699 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:48,588 SOPHIA: "My dad arranged for us to meet the Pope" 700 00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:50,890 is the most insane sentence in my entire life. 701 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,391 Ready? We box. 702 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:53,726 SISTINE: We're in the city of love. 703 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,461 There's no better way to see Rome 704 00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:57,229 than on a Vespa with an Italian. 705 00:24:57,897 --> 00:25:00,432 Look at all these beautiful children we made together. 706 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:02,101 All of us wouldn't be talking about 707 00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:05,772 we want to fall in love if it wasn't for two people like you. 708 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:07,073 Got a little surprise for you guys. 709 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:10,242 We are not taking the donkey to Florida. 710 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,477 SYLVESTER: Now I feel like a real ass. 711 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,217 * Come on now, roll with the crazy * 712 00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:20,720 * Dance like 1980 * 713 00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:28,795 * Roll with the crazy, and dance like 1980 * 714 00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:34,166 * Roll with me, baby * 715 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:36,803 * You ain't gonna save me. * 716 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:42,108 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org