1 00:00:02,611 --> 00:00:03,351 ♪ MTV.♪ 2 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:09,835 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:11,315 SISTINE: Billy, come here. 4 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:12,795 -Let's check this tree. -[barks] 5 00:00:14,449 --> 00:00:16,190 SYLVESTER: You're not good at lizards. 6 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,192 -Wait, I think she found one. -Yeah, get a little bit quicker. 7 00:00:18,322 --> 00:00:20,411 -Oh! -[screaming, clamoring] 8 00:00:23,284 --> 00:00:24,154 -[screaming] -It's yours. 9 00:00:24,285 --> 00:00:26,548 Dad, stop. Dad! Stop. 10 00:00:26,678 --> 00:00:28,506 Reptiles, snakes, 11 00:00:28,637 --> 00:00:31,770 turtles, tarantulas. That is my hell on earth. 12 00:00:31,901 --> 00:00:34,469 How do you not get scared of that? 13 00:00:34,599 --> 00:00:36,471 -[barking] -Mom, Billy caught a lizard. 14 00:00:36,601 --> 00:00:37,733 No, she's just licking him. 15 00:00:37,863 --> 00:00:38,908 She just likes to lick the lizard. 16 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,519 Billy, no. Stop, stop! Hey! 17 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:42,955 Scarlet, 18 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:45,132 I remember when she was six years old, 19 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:46,350 had a tarantula on her shoulder. 20 00:00:46,481 --> 00:00:48,091 She's that kind of person. 21 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:50,963 The other two are afraid of houseflies. 22 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:52,008 SOPHIA: Ew, Dad! 23 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:53,444 [screams] 24 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,011 Now payback. 25 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:56,447 No, please don't. I actually am serious. 26 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:57,622 Please don't, please don't, please don't. 27 00:00:57,753 --> 00:01:00,451 A gnat, they go into full-blown panics. 28 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:03,150 I don't know why, I feel bad for the gnat. 29 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,673 Please don't, please don't. Please don't. 30 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:06,153 -SISTINE: Do it! Do it! -Babe, you're not afraid. 31 00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:08,545 -I'm afraid, I... I'm not into lizards at all. -Do it! 32 00:01:08,676 --> 00:01:11,332 -Jennifer. -[screaming, clamoring] 33 00:01:11,462 --> 00:01:13,334 Mom, it's on your pants! 34 00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:15,640 [screaming] 35 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:16,989 There it is. Hunter. 36 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,817 -Gatherer. -Do it! 37 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:21,037 [Billy barking] 38 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:23,431 ♪ Talk to me, baby♪ 39 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:27,348 ♪ I'm goin' blind from this sweet, sweet cravin', whoa-oh♪ 40 00:01:27,478 --> 00:01:30,873 ♪ Let's lose our minds and go crazy, crazy♪ 41 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:33,093 ♪ I-I-I-I-I♪ 42 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,358 ♪ I-I-I-I-I.♪ 43 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:45,279 ♪ ♪ 44 00:01:47,672 --> 00:01:51,110 FRANK: Well, Sly, I haven't been here since... 45 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:53,200 1991. 46 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:56,203 I haven't been here since Lincoln was in the White House. 47 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:58,422 My brother has a gig in Atlantic City. 48 00:01:58,553 --> 00:02:00,511 I haven't been here 49 00:02:00,642 --> 00:02:02,644 since I was 14 years old. 50 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:04,515 Where I found a toe on the beach. 51 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:06,952 I don't want to get into that. It was just floating. 52 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:09,693 -PRODUCER: Whoa, what? -I did find a toe on the beach. 53 00:02:09,824 --> 00:02:11,740 The toe had a Band-Aid on it. 54 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,959 Are you serious? 55 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:15,352 Can I make this up? 56 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:19,139 But today my brother has a gig singing 57 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:20,966 at the Hard Rock in Atlantic City, 58 00:02:21,097 --> 00:02:22,664 and I can't be more excited. 59 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:24,883 ♪ And there's nowhere to run♪ 60 00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:26,320 ♪ Nowhere to run♪ 61 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:28,539 ♪ In the heat of night...♪ 62 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:31,107 Wow! 63 00:02:33,631 --> 00:02:35,198 Don't move, bro. Stay right there. 64 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:37,766 This will be epic. 65 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:41,509 FRANK: This is the story of my life. 66 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:43,772 Goddamn it. Come on. 67 00:02:43,902 --> 00:02:45,774 I can't friggin' believe this. It's broken. 68 00:02:45,904 --> 00:02:47,558 FRANK: And it goes dead when I pull into town. 69 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:50,170 SYLVESTER: There's one pixel lit, green. 70 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,389 FRANK: That is, that is bizarre. 71 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,391 Every time we play a really big show, 72 00:02:54,522 --> 00:02:57,133 you know, it's like Murphy's Law or maybe 73 00:02:57,264 --> 00:03:00,267 voodoo or something, and n-nothing ever works out. 74 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:02,356 It's just kind of a strange thing, you know. 75 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:04,184 I mean, I've broken my toe onstage. 76 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:05,794 I've had shit thrown at me onstage. 77 00:03:05,924 --> 00:03:07,709 I've touched the mic on my mouth and it blew up. 78 00:03:07,839 --> 00:03:09,058 I got electrocuted. 79 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,538 You can't get a break. 80 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:12,192 And I bet you before we get to the hotel, 81 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:13,236 we get four flats and they get 82 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:15,586 hit by a garbage truck. 83 00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:17,936 I came along on the trip to Atlantic City 84 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:20,374 to make sure the show must go on no matter what. 85 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:22,506 This one's too important. 86 00:03:22,637 --> 00:03:25,161 FRANK: The thing is, this is not like a normal gig. 87 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:28,730 I've been trying to get in this gig for a long time, brother. 88 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:31,298 This show, to me, is ultra-important. 89 00:03:31,428 --> 00:03:33,387 If the show goes well, 90 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:35,127 they got 16 Hard Rocks. 91 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:36,738 And that means I could play 92 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:38,087 every one of them during the year. 93 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,480 A big deal for me. 94 00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:41,046 SYLVESTER: Be prepared. 95 00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:43,048 If it can happen, it will. 96 00:03:43,179 --> 00:03:45,660 ♪ ♪ 97 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:51,579 [all screaming, clamoring] 98 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:53,363 Oh, my God! 99 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:55,017 Look at you. 100 00:03:55,147 --> 00:03:56,975 SISTINE: I don't get to see Scarlet 101 00:03:57,106 --> 00:03:59,108 that often when she's at school, 102 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,545 but she told us she broke up with her boyfriend. 103 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:02,764 So I'm just going to be there for her 104 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:04,374 as much as I possibly can. 105 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:06,246 Scarlet, you look so good. 106 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:08,335 Really? 107 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:10,032 I haven't seen you in so long. I've missed you. 108 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:11,816 -I got kind of bangs. -You did cut bangs. 109 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:14,210 -She did cut bangs. -Good for you. 110 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:15,733 You know when you get bored at looking at yourself? 111 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:17,648 It's just, like, I want something to change. 112 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:19,084 SOPHIA: How's dating life been? 113 00:04:19,214 --> 00:04:21,652 You know, it... 114 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:24,307 Just so much has, you know, happened, 115 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:26,266 and I did go on a couple dates, 116 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:28,616 and they were kind of humps for sure. 117 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:32,010 -Why? -Because they're not Joe. 118 00:04:32,141 --> 00:04:34,230 'Cause they're not Joe? 119 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:36,232 I wanted to be in a relationship, 120 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,365 but he said 121 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:41,585 there's no way it could really work out. 122 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:42,891 Aw! 123 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:46,851 SCARLET: Joe and I are not together. 124 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:49,289 However, I do still deeply care about him. 125 00:04:49,419 --> 00:04:51,552 I don't want him out of my life. 126 00:04:51,682 --> 00:04:54,337 And it's hard for me to move on. 127 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:58,602 But for right now, 128 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:01,344 he has his life and doing his thing. 129 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:03,738 Sometimes they're friends and then they're exclusive and then 130 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:05,043 they're boyfriend/girlfriend, then they're friends. 131 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:06,436 It was almost like they were missing the mark 132 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:08,482 on each other every single time. 133 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:11,049 And it seems like this time around she wanted him, 134 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:13,051 but it wasn't reciprocated. 135 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:14,836 SCARLET: Best friends forever, but I guess not. 136 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:17,142 It was so overwhelming. 137 00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:19,971 I think it's a mix of sadness, 138 00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:22,060 scared and... 139 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:23,801 confusion and... 140 00:05:23,932 --> 00:05:25,586 I just can't be friends with him. 141 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:27,501 [sniffles] 142 00:05:27,631 --> 00:05:29,067 SISTINE: Not only is she losing a guy that she 143 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:30,895 truly, truly cared about, 144 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:32,680 she's also losing a best friend at the same time. 145 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,856 And now not having your partner 146 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:37,772 and your person with you anymore is hard. 147 00:05:37,902 --> 00:05:41,428 I just, uh, don't really see myself 148 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:43,299 -dating... -Anyone else? 149 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:44,561 Anyone else. 150 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:48,391 I'm a little worried about Scarlet 'cause she hasn't 151 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:51,829 really talked like this about someone and she's, like, 152 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,308 making all these claims that she doesn't want 153 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,789 to try anyone else and no one's like Joe. 154 00:05:54,919 --> 00:05:56,312 And I feel like she's struggling. 155 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,793 SCARLET: Some girl will be so lucky. 156 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:07,192 ♪ ♪ 157 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:08,498 JENNIFER: We have actually planted 158 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:10,065 some strawberries, 159 00:06:10,195 --> 00:06:12,633 -plums. It's amazing. -Oh, I can't wait. 160 00:06:12,763 --> 00:06:15,070 JENNIFER: My best friend Kirstin, I've known since junior high. 161 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,246 Over 40 years. 162 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,117 She's been there from the very beginning. 163 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:20,902 Yeah, junior high, I was voted "most shy." 164 00:06:21,032 --> 00:06:23,470 I wouldn't talk to anybody except you. 165 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,863 -KIRSTIN: That was it. -JENNIFER: Sly is in Atlantic City right now. 166 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:28,562 And for me, being an empty nester now, 167 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,738 I-I love having her around. 168 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:32,043 So you're not gonna believe this. 169 00:06:32,174 --> 00:06:34,306 You know, Scarlet just had a big heartbreak. 170 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:36,047 Oh, my God. 171 00:06:36,178 --> 00:06:38,398 -I can't believe it. -The baby, like... 172 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:39,834 -That's the baby. -I know. 173 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:42,053 -So it's a lot. -It's got to be really tough. 174 00:06:42,183 --> 00:06:43,968 -She's very independent. -Yeah. 175 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:46,231 And I know she won't open up to me 176 00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:48,146 as much as she opens up to Sly. 177 00:06:48,277 --> 00:06:49,844 That's what's causing me so much stress. 178 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:51,585 -Can you call me once in a while? -I know. 179 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:53,978 How about call me, check in or come home once in a while? 180 00:06:54,109 --> 00:06:56,024 -Yeah, she will. -But I don't know. 181 00:06:56,154 --> 00:06:58,156 Scarlet is super independent. 182 00:06:58,287 --> 00:06:59,723 And even though I want to go 183 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:01,464 see her in college, 184 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:03,466 I have to respect her, 185 00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:05,947 and not go and visit her every other weekend. 186 00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:08,036 I need to give her her space and let her grow. 187 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:09,646 I know that. 188 00:07:09,777 --> 00:07:11,431 It's just empty home. 189 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:12,867 There's nobody here. 190 00:07:12,997 --> 00:07:15,435 And I'm so happy that you came over. 191 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:17,785 -Me, too. -And I mean, I was thinking back. 192 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:20,701 You have known Sly for now, 35 years. 193 00:07:20,831 --> 00:07:22,529 [chuckles] Just as long as you have. 194 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,661 Listen, you were on, what, our first date? 195 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:27,011 -No, the first date... -I was there the night you met 196 00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:28,883 -and first date. -First date, like second date. 197 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:31,102 -I remember you. We met at a restaurant. -Right. 198 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:34,715 I remember vividly the first time I met Jennifer. 199 00:07:34,845 --> 00:07:37,718 I was in this dark restaurant with a few people. 200 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:39,807 And it's you and I, and we've never 201 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:41,896 gone out in Hollywood, really before. 202 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:44,638 She came in and... 203 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:47,815 whoa, something... happened. 204 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:50,121 I'll never forget 205 00:07:50,252 --> 00:07:52,036 seeing his face 206 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:54,474 when he saw you for the first time. 207 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:55,170 -Aw. -I witnessed it. 208 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:56,911 I just felt, 209 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:58,869 like, this jolt, like, oh, did we just have 210 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,219 a minor earthquake or something, like...? 211 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,267 We just hit it off. It was crazy. 212 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:07,617 Like we were inseparable all night. 213 00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:09,053 And remember we went to that club downtown? 214 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:11,839 -I was the third wheel. -You were the third wheel. 215 00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:14,363 But you were a great, lucky third wheel, Kirstin. 216 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,452 I said, why don't we go to a club or something? 217 00:08:16,582 --> 00:08:18,498 She goes, "Uh, okay, 218 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:20,238 "but I'll, I'll follow you over. 219 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:22,240 I-I, you know, just want to be in my own car." 220 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:24,068 No, he's like, "Come in the limo." 221 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:25,722 -We're like, "We're good." -"No, we're good. 222 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:27,898 "I've got the Dodge Duster parked out back. 223 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,596 -We'll follow you there." -"We got it." 224 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:31,336 [engine turns over] 225 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:33,077 SYLVESTER: So I walk outside, 226 00:08:33,207 --> 00:08:35,297 and she has this Dodge Duster, 227 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:38,256 primer colored, missing one headlight. 228 00:08:38,386 --> 00:08:39,909 -The speedometer didn't work. -Speedometer didn't work. 229 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:41,912 The gas gauge didn't work. 230 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:44,785 And a gas rag hanging out of the back, 231 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:47,048 like a Molotov cocktail. 232 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:49,572 I was like, "Yeah, because I don't have a gas cap." 233 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:52,357 Things, as they say, happen 234 00:08:52,488 --> 00:08:54,011 when you least expect it. 235 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:55,752 Nobody knows what life is gonna bring. 236 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:58,363 And then 35 years later, 237 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:01,758 you look at your beautiful family and you realize 238 00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:04,108 you're the luckiest son of a bitch in the world. 239 00:09:04,239 --> 00:09:05,849 We've been through a lot since our first date. 240 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,938 [laughing] We've been through 241 00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:10,854 -a lot together. -Yeah, yeah. 242 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:13,030 -I love you so much. -I love you, too. 243 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:23,432 SOPHIA: Mom, did you make this coffee? 244 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,304 -It's good, isn't it? -Mm, it's a little lukewarm. 245 00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:28,306 Lukewarm coffee is nasty. 246 00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:30,439 Has anyone heard from Scarlet? 247 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,701 -She's really sad. -SOPHIA: She's really sad. 248 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,355 -I feel bad. -Yeah, she's not good. 249 00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:36,184 You know, I feel like we should get your dad involved in this, 250 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:38,969 because he's really good with dealing with breakups. 251 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:42,930 Scarlet and Sly are very similar. 252 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:45,454 And they understand each other very well. 253 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,587 I know he's in Atlantic City with Frank right now, so maybe 254 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,023 we should do, like, a FaceTime. 255 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:51,415 My dad keeps it real with us. 256 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:54,463 And every time he's given us advice, it's always been right. 257 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,247 It's like, I don't know how long this is going to be 258 00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:58,946 until she gets over it, and we need all hands 259 00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:00,382 on deck if that's the case. 260 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:02,602 -Hi, Dad. -Hi. 261 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:03,994 So we have some news for you. 262 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,301 -What's going on? -Gonna sip my tea. 263 00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:08,390 So your third daughter is spiraling right now. 264 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,000 She got dumped. 265 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:12,263 Joe broke up with her. She got the boot. 266 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,178 She's very strong. You know, she's very tough. 267 00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:16,441 Yeah, but she really liked this one. 268 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,226 She might need you to talk to her or something, 269 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:20,184 because I think she's not going to get over this. 270 00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:21,925 I think she will get over it. 271 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:25,059 I don't think she's as depressed as you guys think she is. 272 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:27,365 SISTINE: I don't think my dad 273 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:30,107 is comprehending how difficult 274 00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:32,719 it is as a young woman navigating a breakup. 275 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,503 She's not happy. 276 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,593 And we need you to call her or something because it's not good. 277 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:41,205 He's got to be a little more sensitive. 278 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:43,294 She knows how to handle these situations 279 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:44,818 emotionally pretty well. 280 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,124 You're telling me a 20-year-old has better 281 00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:49,605 emotional capabilities than me? 282 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,520 Okay, I got an idea. 283 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,566 I'll bet you that... in two weeks, 284 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:57,221 she'll be over this guy. 285 00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:59,354 And if you lose the bet, 286 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,922 you have to come with me, unfortunately, 287 00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:04,228 to this lizard store that Uncle Frank 288 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,187 wants to go to because 289 00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:08,015 -he thinks he needs... -There's no way. 290 00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,407 ...a reptile companion. 291 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,192 What? 292 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,194 My brother who's never had a pet, 293 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,239 decided he finally wants to get one. 294 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:18,460 Yeah, I want a pet, but I don't want to walk a dog 295 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,896 in the morning and pick up... 296 00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,202 I don't know. I was thinking, you know, 297 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:22,638 I want a giant monitor lizard. 298 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,248 Well, it should meet my lion. 299 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,336 [laughter] 300 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:26,947 SYLVESTER: Pick up a reptile 301 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,992 anytime you want. I'll back you up. 302 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,647 SOPHIA: Reptile store with Frank 303 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,257 seems like torture. 304 00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,477 I don't want to be there alone. 305 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,174 Deal? 306 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,915 -So hold on... -Deal! Deal, I'll take it. 307 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:40,047 Because I can tell you right now that 308 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,439 there's no way she'll be over it in two weeks. 309 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:42,963 Okay. 310 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,355 -I'm sorry. -You got a bet. 311 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:45,879 -I got to run, guys. -All right. 312 00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,837 -Bye, love you. -Love you. 313 00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:48,925 No. We're gonna win this. 314 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,797 I've been heartbroken, 315 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,537 so I know what Scarlet's going through. 316 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:54,278 You want her to stay depressed 317 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,540 so you don't have to go 318 00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:58,195 to the lizard store. 319 00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,936 I mean, that's pretty shallow hallow of you. 320 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,982 When you say it like that... 321 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,379 ♪ ♪ 322 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:13,254 Check one, two, one, two, one, two. 323 00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,518 EMT: Your blood pressure is a little high right now. 324 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:18,476 It's 154/96. 325 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,261 It could be because of the stress of the situation. 326 00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:22,176 EMT 2: When did the nosebleed start again? 327 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:24,787 I'm in the hotel room the day of the show. 328 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,834 My nose starts bleeding. Are you fucking kidding me? 329 00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:30,140 I was packing, I was doing everything, 330 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:33,187 and I was coughing up just this horrible coag-- 331 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:34,710 It's disgusting. Blood all over the place. 332 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,800 Can't believe you have this hospital with you here. 333 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,149 This is what they do, man. 334 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,977 -They keep busy. -You have a sore nose. 335 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:43,675 This is for a gunshot wound. 336 00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,503 It's not a normal nosebleed. 337 00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,767 It can't happen at home while I'm tying my shoes, right? 338 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,769 It has to happen on one 339 00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,466 of the biggest shows that I want to do. 340 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:52,684 SYLVESTER: Really Murphy's Law. 341 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,077 And I'm not kidding you, 342 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:57,124 every film I enjoyed making was a horror. 343 00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:58,865 Didn't work, it was a disaster. 344 00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:02,433 Every film that was a nightmare to work on, successful. 345 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,087 What's that tell you? 346 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:07,656 If you don't get injured, you're not going to sing well. 347 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,486 -So injury... -FRANK: Injury brings on... 348 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,793 Disaster is what brings on good luck. 349 00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:16,317 -There's something to that. -FRANK: Rocky II, 350 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:19,189 you ripped your peck and had to do the movie. 351 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,366 -Like when you broke your toe before Rocky Balboa. -Oh, man. 352 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,586 It was the most painful, but had to do the movie. 353 00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,414 You had to cut out the toe of your... 354 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,982 I was fighting with shoe-- toeless boots. 355 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,592 But no one looked down. 356 00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:33,421 The scariest time I ever had in like a movie fight, 357 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,553 Rocky III, a real fighter hit me 358 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:38,992 so hard and he just went whack-- in the shoulder. 359 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,950 Not my face. And I literally capsized. 360 00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,604 Sly was here and he just disappeared. 361 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:45,868 The producers jump in. "Don't hurt him. Don't hurt him! 362 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,087 Don't hurt our meal ticket." 363 00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,523 I said, I'm done. 364 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:51,482 Get me a nice tender sweetheart like Mr. T. 365 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:52,788 [laughter] 366 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,703 If I'm onstage and I start bleeding, 367 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,183 they'll probably think it's part of the show. 368 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,402 They probably think it's like Alice Cooper. 369 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,404 Yeah, everyone loves vampires. 370 00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:03,668 I'm so used to having things fail and not happen. 371 00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,714 I'm thankful Sly's here with me 372 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,934 to help remember the show must go on. 373 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,761 SYLVESTER: You don't want me to fill in? 374 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,111 -FRANK: No way. -SYLVESTER: Just don't fall down a well. 375 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,155 FRANK: Here we go. 376 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:14,941 ♪ ♪ 377 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:20,076 [cheering and applause] 378 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,384 Sold out. Packed. 379 00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,429 I just hope my nose doesn't open up again 380 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,040 or something worse with my luck. 381 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:30,521 SYLVESTER: Ladies and gentlemen... 382 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,567 [crowd cheering] 383 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,177 Yo. 384 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,092 Jersey. 385 00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:39,052 I'm here to deliver the message, okay? 386 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:42,316 My brother, who really has more talent than me, 387 00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:44,622 is about to lay it all on you. 388 00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:47,930 [cheering] 389 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:53,327 So I want you all to give it up for Frank Stallone! 390 00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,938 ♪ ♪ 391 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:09,821 ♪ This is the end♪ 392 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:13,782 ♪ You made your choice and now my chance is over...♪ 393 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,827 -Get up! -[cheering] 394 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:19,831 ♪ You put me down and say I'm goin' nowhere♪ 395 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,137 [cheering] 396 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,661 ♪ Save me, darlin'♪ 397 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:29,363 ♪ I am down but I am far from over...♪ 398 00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:33,149 My brother persevered and dealt with this 399 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,326 terrible nosebleed of colossal proportions. 400 00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,111 [laughs] Dare I go there? 401 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,721 I just had to say that. I'm sorry. 402 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,027 Let me try that again. 403 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,551 Frank got over his nosebleed, 404 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,509 played an amazing show, 405 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,164 and the bad luck streak was officially broken. 406 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,732 ♪ Save me, darlin'♪ 407 00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:55,650 ♪ I am down but I am far from over.♪ 408 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:58,522 [cheering and applause] 409 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,046 Thank you! 410 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,529 Frank Stallone! 411 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:08,228 ♪ ♪ 412 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,236 Buster. Come. 413 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:16,932 JENNIFER: Where's your lizards? 414 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,978 Yeah, there, there. 415 00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:20,892 [Buster barking] 416 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,111 What's up, playas? 417 00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:23,286 At first I thought you were Scarlet. 418 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,636 Oh, well, sorry. You got the other one. 419 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,725 Aww. Boo. 420 00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,989 Scarlet's about to come home for the weekend. 421 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,078 I'm super excited. I've got her room ready. 422 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,775 Refrigerator's full of food. 423 00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,995 I'm so happy we're going to have the whole family together. 424 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,432 So, this will be so nice. 425 00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:39,955 -It's gonna be great. -Yeah, and she could be really sad. 426 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,652 Unlike some people believe. 427 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:44,394 I'm just saying, I think I know Scarlet. 428 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:47,180 And I think I won the bet. Just saying. 429 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,747 I don't want to go to a reptile place. 430 00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,575 -I really hope... -Don't, if you say... 431 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,925 -I hope she's really sad. -You're already jinxing it. 432 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,841 -JENNIFER: Scar! -SYLVESTER: Hey! 433 00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:57,929 [all whooping] 434 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,670 SISTINE: She's home! 435 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:00,932 Hi, baby. 436 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,630 Oh, my goodness. Look at you. 437 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,502 -Look at you. -Aw. -Hi. 438 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,896 Look at you. Your hair looks pretty. 439 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:12,117 You look so great, baby. Mmm. 440 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,163 I love you so much. I'm glad you're home. 441 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,425 She just keeps growing and growing, doesn't she? 442 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:16,861 Yeah. 443 00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:18,079 I love you, baby. 444 00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,169 Oh, Scarlet, before we get going, 445 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,867 how are you and Joe doing? 446 00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:26,522 I mean... no, I'm happy. 447 00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,569 Joe and I are both happy, no matter what. 448 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,658 -SOPHIA: Aw, geez, okay. -And we're great friends now. 449 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,227 You're like just, "Oh, we're just friends. We're fine." 450 00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,446 -No, we're fine. -Not heartbroken? 451 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,361 Is it bad that I'm not sad? 452 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:39,841 [Sylvester laughs] 453 00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,016 What the heck? 454 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,148 She's fine? 455 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,106 I'm fine, I mean... [laughs] 456 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,630 It has literally been not even two weeks. 457 00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,503 Actually, maybe not even two seconds. 458 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,505 Whatever she's having, I'll have because 459 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,420 that's the way to go about it. 460 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,117 But we-we're better off as friends. 461 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,684 Yes, thank you very much. 462 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,164 SOPHIA: So you're not sad at all? 463 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,035 -I know my daughter. -Not even a little bit? 464 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,299 I'm in a house of females. 465 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,432 Even when I'm right, I'm wrong. I never win. 466 00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:08,783 Finally, I won today. 467 00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:11,438 Thank you, Scarlet, for proving me right, 468 00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,440 because it's never going to happen again. 469 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:17,183 No, I don't want to go to a lizard shop! Ugh! 470 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,750 -What does that mean? -What the hell are you guys talking about? 471 00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:23,885 Dad made a bet that if you were upset about Joe, 472 00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,539 that he wouldn't have to bring us 473 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:28,281 to this stupid lizard reptile store with Frank. 474 00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,500 We lost the bet. 475 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,937 And I am absolutely horrified 476 00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:34,852 about what is to come. 477 00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:37,551 SCARLET: You guys made a bet on my feelings? 478 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,514 [rattling] 479 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,821 -[hissing] -SISTINE: Oh, no. 480 00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:49,302 SOPHIA: Oh, no, no, no. 481 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:50,564 I can already smell from out here. 482 00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:51,913 It does have a certain fragrance. 483 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,175 This is not a good idea. 484 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,177 FRANK: I'm a bachelor, so he's figuring 485 00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:56,570 something like this to keep me company. 486 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,354 What kind of woman are you trying to attract 487 00:18:58,485 --> 00:18:59,747 if you're walking one of these? 488 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:02,358 Welcome to Jurassic Park. 489 00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,012 He's a tiny frog. Wake up, bro. 490 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,448 FRANK: Oh, he's pissing. 491 00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:06,928 -Oh, come on. -It's raining. It's raining. 492 00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,669 Is that actual pee? 493 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,845 Jesus Christ, that thing come with a life jacket? 494 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,238 JAY: You want me to get something crazy out? 495 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:13,500 -SYLVESTER: Yeah. -FRANK: Yeah, man. 496 00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:14,109 -[Sophia gasping] -Are you kidding me? 497 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,893 Oh, my God. 498 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:16,894 JAY: Is that a big enough snake for you? 499 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,113 Oh, my God, that is so big. 500 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,593 JAY: Oh, everything's exciting today! 501 00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,551 -SYLVESTER: Oh no! -FRANK: He went to the bathroom? 502 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:22,509 -SOPHIA: Not again! -[Frank blows raspberry] 503 00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,163 FRANK: Oh, it's like a truck stop. 504 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:25,425 -[gagging] -[laughing] 505 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,253 When you applied for this job, 506 00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:30,212 did you have any idea you'd be dealing with 350-pound snakes? 507 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,432 Oh, my God. It's so heavy. 508 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,999 -I'm not touching that, pal. -[Jay laughs] 509 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,436 Bringing them to this place 510 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,742 and seeing them freak out? 511 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:41,180 Major payback. 512 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,399 Of course they're making bets on my feelings behind my back. 513 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,314 They deserve it. [laughs] 514 00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:47,098 No. No! 515 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,231 No, no, no, no, no, no. 516 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:50,363 -No, no, no. -SOPHIA: I'm going home. 517 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:51,451 SCARLET: It almost bit you. 518 00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,409 Sophia, give Daddy a hug. 519 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,802 -No, no, no, no, no. -Why? 520 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:56,020 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 521 00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:57,805 I think my dad torturing us 522 00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,154 is one of his favorite pastimes, to be quite frank. 523 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:00,764 It's kind of cool, right? 524 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:03,114 [whimpering] 525 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,290 -[gasping] -JAY: You're living the dream right now. 526 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:05,856 You never dreamt you'd do this. 527 00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:08,119 SYLVESTER: Oh, I'm so proud of you, baby love. 528 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,035 -SOPHIA: Can you get him? -Watch her. She's gonna faint. 529 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,298 -[yelps] -[laughter] 530 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,865 -Your turn. -I-I can't, Dad, I can't. 531 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:16,345 I hate spiders. 532 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:19,087 I have had a fear of them since I can remember. 533 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,351 Sistine, I know you can do this. 534 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,266 -FRANK: Come on. -JAY: Come on, come on. 535 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:27,051 One thing I'm bad at is peer pressure, 536 00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:28,618 and I can't say no to people, 537 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,403 and I just want to look tough. 538 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,274 [stammering, screaming] 539 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,710 JAY: It doesn't hurt. 540 00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,930 [shrieking] Get it off, get it off! 541 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,714 -Please stop, please get it off. -He wants to go up for some reason. 542 00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:40,064 Oh, my God! 543 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,892 That was not nice. 544 00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:43,067 We've learned our lesson. 545 00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:45,026 It may be a little insensitive 546 00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:49,726 on our part to bet on Scarlet's heartbreak, but... 547 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:53,034 You know what? We're messed-up people, all right? 548 00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:54,731 You just got to roll with it. 549 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,037 This is our family. Scarlet will get over it. 550 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,082 Sly's gonna pet a turtle. 551 00:20:58,213 --> 00:20:59,954 I'll never learn. 552 00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:02,348 Sorry, Scarlet. 553 00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:11,400 Sophia and I were just talking about Frank on our podcast. 554 00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:13,620 -SYLVESTER: What's the problem? -He's too controversial. 555 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,752 FRANK: We should do a podcast about the first time I had sex. 556 00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:16,971 SCARLET: Oh, my God! 557 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:18,102 When I was younger, 558 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,016 I fell in love with acting. 559 00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,931 Now it's your turn. 560 00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:22,193 It makes me so nervous. 561 00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,630 It's a lot of pressure 562 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,458 because I'm doing this with my dad. 563 00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:26,328 Don't screw this up, Scarlet. 564 00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:33,248 ♪ Come on now, roll with the crazy♪ 565 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,076 ♪ Dance like 1980♪ 566 00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:39,123 ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ 567 00:21:39,254 --> 00:21:41,387 ♪ Roll with the crazy♪ 568 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:43,824 ♪ Dance like 1980♪ 569 00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:47,218 ♪ ♪ 570 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,612 ♪ Roll with me, baby♪ 571 00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:52,006 ♪ You ain't gonna save me♪ 572 00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:54,182 ♪ Ooh, ooh.♪ 573 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,663 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org