Uh, hi, can you unlock a phone?
I need to know if she made a call or sent a message in the last few minutes.
Yeah, sure. Hand it over.
INCORRECT PIN
Well?
ENTER UNLOCKING CODE
Mm-mm. Mm.
I'm gonna need a little bit more time here.
Okay.
Come on, come on.
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Let me see how can I do this.
Call, or check WhatsApp, I don't know.
Yeah, of course.
He's ready.
-Thanks, Lai. -You're welcome, baby.
Hey, rat ass, who told you to come?
I can't really answer you that.
I'm trained not to give information.
Intelligence sent me to spy on you.
What else do you need? I can tell you everything.
Hi, Nacho. I'm right here with Feli-- With a friend.
I can't talk to you right now, okay, Nacho? We'll speak later. Kisses.
Please.
Oh my God.
-What happened? -Nothing, nothing.
Nothing? What happened?
What? A code? What do I know?
Code for what? Man, I could be having an incredible fuck with a pretty boy.
Instead, I'm here trying to rescue the same idiot who ghosted me.
So I'm gonna ask you not to get distracted.
God, come on, come on, how do we get in?
Hurry up, Lau. We're super late.
I'd like to see you run in these 15 cm. heels, Omar.
It's not my fault you can't use a GPS.
It's called Cuero Café, I think.
A café in Palermo. Jeez, that's gonna be--
Evening. City police. I'm gonna need your clothes.
What the…
-Harder! -You think you're funny?
-Yeah? Tell me more. -Don't be shy. Come on. Rip it.
Oh.
I fixed your teeth.
I got you an apartment with the housing crisis going on.
Killed two Chinese guys for you. Is this how you repay me?
Technically, man, they weren't Chinese. They were Korean.
Boss, there are two people who say they're from Intelligence and wanna see you.
Let them in.
Come on please, man.
Really. Intelligence won't like to see me like this.
-Thanks. -Hello.
Excuse me. I don't want to interrupt.
-What do you want? -Nothing strange.
Just freedom to operate, double the budget,
and mutual and full support.
I'm sorry. I just got a message.
-He's funding my campaign. -Oh? Oh, really?
-With some filthy money, huh? -Yes. Filthy. Very filthy.
-Are you a filthy boy? -It's done.
-And 20% of your business. -No, I'm sorry, but that's not happening.
We sent you the dumbest guy we had, and you got him to leak information.
It's not in your best interest to challenge us.
Sosa, have you heard from Arellano? I would like to speak to her for a second.
15%, he's your problem now.
Don't worry about me. I don't mind who unties me. I'm happy with the deal. I'm--
-I'd be honored to shoot him for you. -I'm sorry, that's not how we do things.
Seems like you're just killing for the hell of it.
You need to have an idea, a concept. Erotic self-suffocation could work here.
Folks, I just forgot everything.
-Huh? It's gone. -Gus.
Bring him a belt or something he can use.
And a coffee, please.
Hurry up. I want to go to sleep.
What is it now?
Floren-- I mean Felipe is trapped at Cuero Café
with money-laundering criminals in an orgy.
I know, confusing. But get him out. He's in danger.
What the heck?
Arellano, ma'am, did you figure it out? I'll wait for instructions.
Aren't you sending anybody?
Don't even think about it. No one can help with this, Vivian.
Only an idiot would sacrifice himself for this.
Call him now.
Life is so unjust.
The world has turned into an unfair location.
Hello? Vivian?
Hi, Miguel. I need you here. It's urgent. Hurry up.
Yes, don't worry. Yes, I… I'm coming over.
Hey, guys,
I… I'm sorry, but, uh, rehearsal is done for today.
I have a mission to accomplish.
Go on, don't worry. I'll take over.
All right.
Everybody, grab some water or tea, and let's improve this crappy play.
-Your names? -Laura and Omar.
-They're going to murder you. -Hm?
-You're late. Come on. -Oh, I know.
Give me a second. Let's go, honey.
Watch out for the step, Omar.
Here's the tough part. There we go.
-What's the matter? -You know what? You need a ramp.
Let's see.
This is very cult-like. First they fuck, then they kill each other.
-Felipe has a very weak mind. -Yes.
Let's do this, okay?
Let's see. I'm sorry. I'll take one.
Mm.
Omar.
Omar? Omar!
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. I just got distracted. What a nice cheese.
Let's go, let's go.
We're gonna take a little spin. We wanna see this really cool party.
There's no time, honey. You have a job.
-Time to start the show. -What?
Let's get it going!
Show me how to fuck
Paloma?
She was fast asleep, so, no, not a chance.
Come on! You're sleeping with her? Well done.
Sorry, I am a good man, but I'm not going to save Felipe again.
Excuse me. Is Sofía here?
She told me she wanted to see Felipe, but she disappeared.
-Okay, we do need to rescue her. -'Cause she's in a wheelchair?
-She can handle it. -They are two of ours.
And we don't abandon our own. Who are we?
We're a pseudo security force, I think?
-A team, okay? -Ah.
And we don't leave anyone behind.
-Miguel. -Oh, I'm sorry.
Okay. What do we know? They're trapped in an orgy with money launderers.
We can infiltrate there by using the most powerful weapon of all.
Acting.
And also these real weapons.
Yes, that would be useful too. Uh, what else is there?
Clothes. Uh, clothes may help.
Why is there money here?
Uh… No, those dollars are counterfeit.
They must be from some raid, right? Just saying.
That might help us to get in.
Huh? No, it's better to go light. Listen to me.
-That's a great idea. -I'll take it.
We'll rehearse the roles on the way. Let's go, let's go.
-Focus. We gotta get into character. -I've never acted.
But if you've got discipline…
Uh, Palo, well, when you wake up, you'll see there's an issue with the bag.
Please don't get angry.
I wanna taste the way you move…
Come on!
…take me down
So we'll go la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la…
Oh, okay.
So we're gonna La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
-Show me how to-- -Stop the music!
They are Mastodon Steel.
These guys took our pants and attacked us.
-No. -It was incredible.
-Awful. But very good. -Get off the stage, Esteban.
Save yourself.
I'll stay here.
This fucking chair.
Did you go to Colombia to get the coffee, or what?
I ended up using what I have here.
I found two more.
You came.
You should've told me you were into this. I might've been into this too.
-These guys are from Intelligence too? -No, they're crooked.
What? Are you serious?
Why do they go after Intelligence and not us?
Stop. Three erotic asphyxiations? Nobody's buying it, buddy.
But we can fake three overdoses around here.
Does anyone have something stronger?
Yeah, there's my bag. I have a little bit of heroin. Uh…
But I'd prefer not to be a witness in this because then I'll feel bad.
Fine, so how about a coffee, and we sort out the fine print?
-Right. -They have nothing to do with this.
Yeah, well…
I'm sorry. I'm a real idiot.
I put myself into this to feel important and…
But the only important thing is you.
Aw, how nice, huh?
Anyone have anything else to say? Or should I proceed?
Feli, you're the best.
You're my best friend, and I love you.
All right. I came to find you, okay? It's obvious. Do I need to say more?
I like you a lot.
You've been acting really strange lately, but I don't want you to be killed.
I love you, that's all.
You're the best, Feli. Etcetera, etcetera.
Beautiful, beautiful. Who's first?
Esteban.
And who are you?
Did you hear about the… the bank robbery?
We're the thieves.
We have a very good business proposal.
No! No!
Oh!
We're fans of your work. Uh, but for now, we're…
-Well, come with me. -Let's go.
Come on, guys. Walk, yeah. Good. Fine. Come on.
Nachito.
Hey, man. These are the guards.
When you open that bag, remember who brought it to you.
What, are you improvising?
Nothing personal, but one salary isn't enough.
What, did he double-cross us?
Yes.
Ah, this guy doesn't wanna die, huh?
-Come on. -Get down.
-Easy now. Easy, please. -Are people gonna just keep showing up?
They brought gifts. Have patience.
Great job, man.
-You deserve a promotion. -Thanks.
Okay, double agent moron, let me ask you, did you fuck me to just to spy on me?
No, because I felt like it. It was good, right?
Yes, very good.
What do you mean "very good"?
Is there enough coke for everyone?
How are you gonna fake seven overdoses? Man, come on.
We knock them out and… and make it look like a bus accident.
Okay, then I'll wrap up the party, guys.
You're pretty good, sir.
Come here.
Party's gonna end with this.
I appreciate you coming to my rescue. So, what's the plan?
First you let them capture you, and then we go out, right?
Guys, what an honor. You're incredible. I love you very much.
I also love you very much.
-I'm sorry. -It's not like the movies, in two seconds.
You have to leave it for three minutes. Don't you know how to do this?
Get off my frickin' back. It's not that easy.
You want me to say, "Baby, please, kill him"? That he--
Take it easy.
It's okay.
-The key! Take the key, quickly. -Oh!
I don't know.
Feli, we're going to follow you.
No, I don't deserve to lead you. You're the heroes here, dude.
No, yes, I know. But you know this location.
-Oh, yeah, of course. -Okay.
Hey!
Uh-uh.
Are you sure?
I've shot even more stoned.
I don't mean to be a downer, but with two guns, they're gonna shoot us.
Oh!
I'm sorry. I don't know my own strength. No!
Is he the one you like? For real?
You have to push, Betty.
Oh!
Hiya, people.
Where did you put my bag?!
Eat shit!
Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!
Excuse me, baby.
Take that, scumbag.
Dude.
I'm sorry, did you see a bag?
Please, hurry. Hurry!
-Yeah. -The bag. Come on, find the bag.
What's up?
Thanks. You're my new best friend.
No.
Fuck you.
Bye, princess.
Whoa!
Gotta get out of here.
-Are you okay? -No! He's escaping!
It doesn't matter. Listen to me. Please.
The only thing I care about is you. If there's one thing I've learned--
Are you a moron? Don't let him go. He'll get away with it.
Hey, relax, guys. I filmed everything. Nobody'll vote for him after this.
Please, I beg you, please. Come on, buddy, come on. Turn it off.
Stop it, please, come on.
Navarro crushed it with 70% of the vote. A historic win.
The new mayor's victory is being credited to a viral video
showing him as a regular fixture at sex parties.
What's going on?
A wave of strong support spread across social media
under the hashtag #NavarroIsAParty.
They've been screwing us over for so many years. Let one of them say it to our face.
Well, let's keep working, right?
Yes, we'll give our very best, always.
We're aiming for true inclusion. You got that?
Oh, this is outrageous. I think I'm just going to have to resign.
And those resources.
we're gonna allocate them back to the real, official police forces, okay?
For starters, we're tripling the salary
of law enforcement officers all across our city.
I've evaluated it, and as commissioner, I can't abandon my guys either.
And something new is coming to our parks and plazas.
The modernization of these public spaces is being entirely privatized.
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To friends I know from school.
To the people I trust most in this world.
I was looking for you. Do you know who I am?
I don't know, but the Japanese garden is right there.
You murdered my family.
No, I think that you're sadly mistaken.
They were Korean. Don't you recall?
No.
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-Hello, hello, hello! -Hey!
-How's it going? -How are you, love?
As I was saying, no job yet, so I had to give up the gym membership. You?
Working at a bowling alley. Picking up pins.
Are they hiring?
It's a really tiny area. I don't think you'd…
Would you want to sell some perfume, Diego?
How's it going?
Hey!
-How's it going? -Hello, hello!
-Oh! -Oh.
Just to be clear, he invited me, okay?
I didn't invite you.
Well, you invited me, I followed you, same thing. What's up?
You may wonder why we summoned you here.
Thanks. We have a proposition.
Now that the competition is gone…
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-Oh my. -Isn't the name offensive?
No. No, right?
-No. -No.
-Are you guys opening a café? -Come on. All of us are.
It was this or a streaming channel, and I don't see it.
Do we have to launder dollars?
Come on, we just wanted to offer you help. A job.
But if you don't want to…
Merci, brother. Thank you.
We could set up a little theater here, right?
It wouldn't hurt to start building something together.
Calm down, Miguel.
Well, whatever we do,
the important thing is that we keep doing it, you know, together.
With money that we all know is slightly dirty.
Yes, probably from drug trafficking.
But… together.
Together.
-Thank you. -Felipe, Sofía, what's your opinion?
Mm, they're not here, boss.
How does it feel?
I don't know. You?
I don't know. It's you who has to like it. It's your mattress.
Okay, but you'll sleep on it sometimes, right?
I think it's comfortable. At least I do from the waist up.
Okay.
Let me take the high-density one.
Are you sure? They're all very good.
Hm… The low-density one…
No, we're taking this one. I'm sure. Very sure.
What?
No, come on, calm down.
-Cribs have a 20% discount-- -That's enough.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
You're kinda nuts. You're a freak about mattresses.
No, I didn't say anything. You move a lot.
Oh, sons of bitches.
But I have disability plates on the car. I can park wherever I want, dude.
I don't know if it works like that.
-What? -I… I mean--
Are you gonna argue with a poor cripple like me?
I don't explain things about Jews to you.
No, no, no, no. I'm saying because according to the code--
I'm just saying, according to the code--
-Shh. -Right.
I love you, okay? I mean, there's something…
something about you that I can't, uh…
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You're kind of smelly.
Yes, it's 'cause I'm out, uh…
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Hey, guys. Bags for all that shit here!
Hey, guys. Here are some bags for that shit here!
I've had it with you, Santi!
The truck arrived with…
You're not doing it well. I can help.
Stop it!
-Once you kill him, you know… Fucked it. -Agh, what are you doing?
We know he'll be…
No, fuck all of you.
Take it. It's yours.
I love you, fatty.
I'm waiting for it.
Yeah, yeah!
Take A.
I love you.
-Oh, look at me. -Aw!
-We will miss you so much. -Mwah.
Nilda! Nilda! Nilda!
Goodbye, folks.