Can you unlock a phone?
I need to see any recent outgoing calls or texts.
Sure, that's what I'm here for.
INCORRECT PIN
And?
ENTER UNLOCK CODE
I may need a little bit more time.
Okay.
Let's see.
What a mess.
Call if you find anything, okay?
Of course, girl.
All set.
-Thanks, Lai. -You're welcome, baby.
So, little rat, who sent you?
I've been trained not to speak.
Intelligence sent me to spy on you. I'll tell you whatever you want.
Hi, Nacho. I'm here with Feli-- With a friend.
I can't talk right now. Let's talk later, okay? Kisses.
Okay.
My God.
-What is it? -Nothing.
Nothing? What's up?
What? A code.
Code for what?
I could be having great sex with a gorgeous guy,
but instead I'm trying to rescue the idiot who ghosted me for a cult.
-Okay. -I'm asking you not to lose focus.
Jeez, how do we get in?
Hurry up, Lau. We're super late.
I'd like to see you run in these six-inch heels, Omar.
It's not my fault you can't use a GPS.
-Some Cuero Café, whatever. -I said a café in Palermo, not Burzaco.
Metropolitan Police. I need your clothes.
-You think this is a joke? -Harder.
-What's wrong with you? -Don't be shy. Grab it.
I fixed your teeth.
Got you an apartment during a housing crisis.
Took out two Chinese guys for you. This is how you repay me?
Technically, they were Korean.
Excuse me, there are two people from intelligence who want to talk to you.
-Let them in. -Okay.
Let me down. Come on.
The people from intelligence won't like this.
-Thanks. -Hello.
Excuse me.
I won't interrupt.
-What do you want? -Nothing strange.
Just freedom to work, double the budget,
and mutual support.
I'm sorry, I just got a voice message.
-This one's funding the campaign. -Oh, really? Look at you.
-With dirty money? -Yes.
-Very filthy. -Yeah?
-Are you filthy? -Enough.
-And 20% of your business. -No. I'm sorry, but that won't happen.
We sent you our dumbest guy, and he still got through.
You don't want to fight with us.
Sosa, have you heard from Arellano? I'd like to speak to her.
-No. -15%, and you take care of him.
Don't worry about me. I don't care who unties me.
-I'm happy if there's a deal. -I can shoot him.
Sorry, that's not how we do things.
You're just killing for the hell of it.
You need a concept, a theme.
Erotic asphyxiation could work here.
Guys, I just forgot everything.
-It's gone. -Gus.
Bring him a belt or something he can use.
And a coffee, please.
Hurry, I want to go to bed soon.
What is it now?
Figueroa, Florencio, Felipe's trapped at Cuero Café
at an orgy with money-laundering criminals.
You have to get him out. He's in danger.
Arellano, did you figure it out? I'll wait for instructions.
You're not sending someone?
Don't even think about it. You won't get help.
Only an idiot would go down for something like this.
Call him.
I can't do it anymore.
The world has become an unfair place.
-Hello? Viv? -Mike?
Yes, don't worry. Yes, I'm coming over.
Guys.
I'm sorry, but rehearsal is done for today.
I have a mission to accomplish.
Go. Don't worry. I'll take over.
All right.
Everyone, drink a liter of water, and let's improve this shitty play.
-Name? -Laura and Omar.
They're going to kill you.
You're late. Come on.
Yes, give me a second.
-Let's go, honey. -Come.
-Watch the step. -Yes.
A little push, there.
-What's wrong? -There's no ramp. You need a ramp.
-No, of course. -Right. Yes.
This is very cult-like. They fuck, then they kill each other.
Felipe has a weak mind.
Let's do this.
Parmesan? I'll take one.
Omar.
Omar? Omar!
Yes, sorry.
I got distracted. It's very good cheese.
Let's go, kids. Come on.
We're going to take a little spin. The party looks cool.
There's no time, honey. Get to work.
The show's starting.
Paloma?
She was fast asleep. There was no waking her.
Wow! Sleeping over? Good one, champ!
Sorry, I mean well, but I'm not saving Felipe again.
Excuse me, is Sofía here?
She said Felipe's in trouble, but she's not answering.
-We need to rescue her. -Because she's in a wheelchair?
-She can handle it. -They're two of ours.
And we don't abandon our own. Why? What are we?
A pseudo-security force.
A team.
And we don't leave anyone behind.
Miguel.
I'm sorry. Let's see, what do we know?
They're trapped at an orgy with money launderers.
We can infiltrate using the most powerful weapon of all.
Acting.
And these service weapons.
Yes, that could also work. Let's see, what else is there?
Clothes. Clothes can help.
Why is there money in here?
No, they're fake dollars.
They must be from some raid, right? Just saying.
They can help us get in.
-No, it's better to go light. What for? -That's a great idea. Let's take it.
-Come on, we'll rehearse on the way. -I'll take it.
Focus. Get in character.
I've never acted, but if we must…
Hey, Palo. Well, when you wake up, you'll see there's an issue with the bag.
Please don't be mad.
Let's go!
Gross.
Stop the music!
They're Mastodon Steel.
They took our clothes and attacked us.
No.
-Incredible. -Awful. Very good.
Get down.
Save yourself.
I'll stay here.
This fucking chair.
Did you go all the way to Colombia to get that coffee?
I improvised something with what we had.
I got two more.
You came.
You should've said you liked this. I might've been down.
-Are they intelligence? -No, they're the crooks.
What? Is this for real?
Why do they go after intelligence and not us?
Wait, three erotic asphyxiations? Nobody's gonna buy it, buddy.
Maybe we can fake three overdoses.
Anyone have something strong?
I have a little bit of heroin in my bag.
Honestly, I'd rather not be a witness because I'd feel bad afterward.
How about we get that coffee and go over the fine print?
-Fine. -They have nothing to do with this.
Oh well.
Sorry, I'm an idiot.
I got into this to feel important, but the only thing that matters is you.
Very sweet.
Does anyone have anything else to say? Or shall I proceed?
Feli, you're the best. You're my best friend, and I love you.
All right. I came here for you.
It's obvious. Do I have to say anything else?
I like you a lot.
Well, you've made some questionable moves, but I don't want you to die.
I love you, you know what I mean?
Fine. You're the best, Feli.
Et cetera.
-That's it. -Beautiful. Who's going first?
Esteban.
Who are you?
Did you hear about the bank robbery?
We're the thieves.
We have a really good business proposal.
No. No!
We're fans of what you do. But right now, well…
Sure, follow me.
-Nachito. -Hey, Bizco.
These are the guards.
When you divide up the bag, remember who gave it to you.
What, are you improvising?
It's not personal. One salary isn't enough.
What's this? Did he turn on us?
Yes.
Hey, he doesn't want to die.
-Okay. -On the floor.
-Calm down. -Are people just going to keep showing up?
-They brought gifts, at least. -More handcuffs.
Great job, kid.
-You deserve a promotion. -Thanks, Bizco.
What are you, a double agent, you jerk? Did you fuck me to investigate me?
No, because I felt like it. It was good, wasn't it?
Yes, very good.
What do you mean, "very good"?
Is there enough coke for everyone?
How are you gonna fake seven overdoses? No way, man.
We knock them out and make it look like a bus accident.
Okay, I'll wrap up the party, then.
By the way, you're pretty good.
Here, take it.
You can start with this one.
Thanks for coming to my rescue. What's the plan?
You let them capture you first, then you free us?
Guys, it's been an honor.
You're incredible. I love you.
I also love you very much.
It's not two seconds like in the movies.
You have to do it for three minutes. Do you know how to do this?
Stop breathing down my neck. It's hard.
Do you want me to ask you nicely to kill him? That he--
Chill, Mike.
Okay.
Mike, the key! Take the key! Come on.
I don't know…
Feli, we'll follow you.
No, I don't deserve to lead. You're the heroes here.
Yes, I know, but you know this place.
-Oh, right. -Come on.
Are you sure?
I've shot while even more stoned.
Not to be grim, but with only two guns, they'll shoot us to shit.
Stop!
I'm sorry, I don't know my own strength. No.
Take that!
Is he the one you like? Really?
It opens inward, Betty.
Hi, folks.
Where's my bag?
-Motherfuckers! -No!
Excuse me, sweetheart.
Your mom's a sweetheart.
Dude.
I'm sorry, did you see a bag?
Look for it. Come on.
-Look. -Yes.
The bag. Come on, find the bag.
Come on.
Thanks. You're my best friend.
No.
Shit.
Bye, princess.
-Are you okay? -No, he's getting away.
I don't care. Listen to me. I only care about being with you.
-If there's one thing I've learned-- -Are you an idiot? He's getting away!
-Relax, guys. I filmed everything. -Stop it.
Nobody will vote for you now.
Please, I beg you. Please. Come on, buddy. Turn it off.
Navarro crushed it with 70% of the vote. A historic win.
The new mayor's victory is being credited to a viral video
showing him as a regular at sex parties.
What's going on?
Support spread across social media under the #NavarroIsAParty.
They screwed us over for so long,
at least let one of them say it to our faces.
Okay, let's keep working. Yes, we'll do our very best.
We're going for true inclusion in the Urban Guard.
It's over.
For the labor market, to compete freely.
This is outrageous. I'm going to consider resigning.
And those resources will be allocated to real law enforcement.
We're going to triple the salary of the city police.
I've considered it. As commissioner, I can't abandon my guys either.
And something new is coming to our plazas and parks.
The modernization of public spaces will be privatized.
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I was looking for you.
Do you know who I am?
I don't understand, bud. The Japanese Garden is over there.
You killed my aunt and uncle.
-You'll have to be more specific. -They were Koreans.
Doesn't ring a bell?
No.
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-Hi, friends. -How's it going?
-How are you, love? -Nothing yet.
I had to give up the gym membership. You?
Working at a bowling alley. Picking up pins.
I'm interested.
It's a small place. I don't see you there.
Would you want to sell some perfume?
Hello!
Hey!
-How's it going? -Hello.
Just for the record, he invited me, okay?
I didn't invite you.
You invited me, I followed you, same thing. What's up?
You may be wondering why we summoned you here.
Thanks. We have a proposition.
Now that the competition is dead…
HANDI-CAFÉ
Wow.
Isn't the name offensive?
No.
No, right?
-No. -No.
You're opening a café?
We all are.
It was this or a streaming channel. I can't see it.
Do we need to launder money?
Look, we wanted to give you all a hand. A job.
But if you don't want it…
Works for me, brother. Thank you.
We could set up a little theater here, right?
It wouldn't hurt to build something together.
We'll see, Miguel.
Well, whatever we do,
the important thing is that we do it together.
With money of questionable origin.
Yes, probably from drug trafficking.
But together.
Together?
Felipe, Sofía, what do you say?
They're not here, boss.
How does it feel to you?
I don't know, you?
What do I know? You have to like it. It's your bed.
But you'll sleep on it sometimes, right?
I think it's comfortable. At least from the waist up.
Okay.
Let's take the high-density one.
Are you sure? They're all very good.
The low-density one…
No, we're taking this one. Really.
What?
Hey, slow down.
-Cribs are 20% off. -Forget it.
Come on.
Are you crazy? I like to sleep.
No, I didn't say anything. A baby is a lot.
Oh, fucking assholes!
But I have the disability placard. I can park wherever I want, dude.
I'm not sure that's how it works.
-What? -I mean--
Are you arguing with a cripple? I don't explain Jewish things to you.
No, I'm saying because, according to the code--
I mean, according to the code--
I love you, you know?
You bring out something in me in certain…
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