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MAN:<i> ♪ Seven billion people</i>
<i> in the world</i>

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MAN AND WOMAN:
<i> ♪ You and I are just two</i>

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<i>♪ Seven thousand million people</i>

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<i> ♪ Two of them are me and you</i>

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<i> ♪ Who are you looking at</i>

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<i> ♪ Whenever you look at me?</i>

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<i> ♪ What do I look like</i>
<i> when you see who you see?</i>

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<i> ♪ Who am I looking at</i>
<i> when my eyes look your way?</i>

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<i> ♪ Who is it</i>
<i> that I'm speaking to</i>

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<i> ♪ When I call out</i>
<i> in order to say?</i>

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(DOOR OPENS)

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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(DEVICE POWERS UP)

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(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

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(WATER RUNS)

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(PHONE RINGS)

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Hello? I just got
to the hotel room.

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MAN:<i> Well, get over here, man.</i>

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I was gonna go
see my sisters tonight

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and come see you tomorrow.

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<i> Oh, really? We, um... shit.</i>
<i> He... he's coming.</i>

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<i> He's coming tomorrow,</i>
<i> not tonight.</i>

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-WOMAN:<i> Why?</i>
-MAN:<i> It's OK. Yeah.</i>

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I should have clarified that.

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<i> Vanessa was planning</i>
<i> on making dinner.</i>

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I should have clarified.

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<i> Uh, the baby</i>
<i> is waiting to meet you.</i>

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I'm waiting to meet the baby.

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<i> She's so fucking awesome.</i>
<i> You'll see.</i>

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<i> She's gonna blow your mind.</i>

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<i> -Uh, OK. What time tomorrow?</i>
-Um, three?

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<i> Is three good for tomorrow?</i>

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<i> -Four?</i>
-Four?

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VANESSA:<i> Five? Four is fine.</i>

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-Five?
-VANESSA:<i> Four is perfect.</i>

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-MAN:<i> Four it is.</i>
-OK, see you at four.

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<i> -Tell Rachel and Maggie hello.</i>
-I will.

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<i> All right, dude.</i>

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(GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES)

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(PHONE RINGS)

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WOMAN:<i> Hello.</i>

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-Hi.
<i> -Where are you?</i>

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-The hotel room.
<i> -Aren't you coming over here?</i>

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No, I was gonna go to Scott's

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to see his baby today
and see you tomorrow.

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<i> OK. Did you tell Maggie this?</i>

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I texted Maggie,
like, three times

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but she hasn't
gotten back to me.

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<i> I think it's some kind</i>
<i> of digital detox.</i>

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<i> She's not using her phone</i>
<i> at the moment.</i>

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<i> She was just assuming</i>
<i> you were coming here</i>

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<i> so she was gonna show up</i>
<i> at the house if she could.</i>

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<i> You should have told me</i>
<i> your plan.</i>

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I thought I did.
What does that mean,

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she's not using her phone?

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(LOUD MUSIC AND CHATTER)

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Hey, does Dennis
still work here?

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-What?
-Is Dennis here?

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You gotta speak up, man.
The music's too loud.

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-Dennis. Does Dennis work here?
-Who has it?

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No. I'm looking for Dennis.

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(KNOCKS ON DOOR)

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(TV PLAYING)

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-Dennis, hi.
-Eric.

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I saw the light was on
so I thought you weren't asleep.

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I would have called, but I don't
have your number anymore.

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I got a new phone
and I couldn't figure out

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how to get
all my old contacts onto it.

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-OK.
-Yeah, uh...

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I did leave a message
on your Instagram yesterday.

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Hmm, I didn't see the message.

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It said
that the message was read,

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but maybe
you just skimmed over it.

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So you're visiting?

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Just for the weekend.
Scott had a baby.

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-I'm here to see Scott's baby.
-Who... who's Scott?

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-Scott. You don't know Scott?
-Who is he?

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I thought you knew him.

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Anyway, I came to town
to see his baby,

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and I thought
I'd check in with you.

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What are you up to tonight?
Busy?

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I'm just chilling.
Watching this... documentary.

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-Still play poker?
-Not... not very often, no.

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Over at Josh's house?

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Speaking of babies, Josh
just had a baby, so that's...

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You guys play any
spontaneous games anymore?

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Could we make that materialize

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if you told him I'm in town
and we want to play?

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I'm halfway through
the documentary.

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ERIC: After the documentary.

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I plan on going to sleep
after the documentary, Eric.

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You don't think
you'll get a second wind?

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No, not tonight, Eric. No.

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What about a game
tomorrow night?

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DENNIS: I'll ask Josh
if he's interested.

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That'd be fun, wouldn't it?

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Thank you.

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Hey.

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-Hey.
-Where's Maggie?

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Uh, she's meeting us
at the diner.

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Aren't we running late?

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I thought we said breakfast
at ten.

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-It's ten now.
-We're not late.

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-ERIC: Hey.
-RACHEL: Hey.

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That's still how you hug people?

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Why don't you hug me like you
haven't seen me for three years?

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So how was your flight?

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Did you watch
any in-flight entertainment?

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They didn't have any movies
on the plane.

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-Oh, bummer.
-(MACHINE WHIRS)

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ERIC: You look good.
When did you dye your hair?

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RACHEL: A year ago.

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Oh. OK. I didn't...
I didn't really know that.

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Well, you would have,

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if we'd ever Skyped
or FaceTimed or whatever.

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I dyed it the day
after Rosie died.

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Oh, good old Rosie.
So it was like a symbolic thing?

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RACHEL: No, I just did it.

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I didn't think
it meant anything.

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I think I just needed something
to do that day.

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No, I just meant
it could easily be construed

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as a symbolic gesture.

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-You know, mourning or whatever.
-Hmm.

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Well, she was Mom's dog,
not mine.

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I wasn't even that sad
when she died.

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In fact, I was pretty
fucking happy about it.

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Well, I liked Rosie.

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RACHEL: Well,
you never lived with her.

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Never saw her staring at you

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with her beady little soulless
eyes from her doggie bed

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like your only worth in life
was being her food dispenser.

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But I guess being her inheritor,

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it was my cross to bear
and mine alone.

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ERIC: Is Nathan
coming to breakfast?

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RACHEL: I told you, like,
the same week that it happened

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that Nathan and I broke up.

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I remember the last time
you broke up, a year ago,

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but you got back together.

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And then we broke up
three months ago

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and I told you
the same week that it happened.

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-I don't think you did.
-I did.

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But we didn't talk about it
in detail

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because I didn't feel like it.

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I said, "Nathan and I broke up
but please, let's move on."

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-You want to talk about it now?
-Not really, no.

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-ERIC: Is that her?
-RACHEL: No.

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ERIC: No.

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-(CAR DOOR SHUTS)
-MAGGIE: Hello.

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-MAGGIE: Hi.
-ERIC: Hey.

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Where were you last night?

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I had to go to Scott's
to see his baby.

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I thought you were coming
over to the house.

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I think there was a mix-up
in communication.

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Well, how was it
seeing Scott's baby?

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It was nice.
It's a beautiful baby.

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Her name is Sofia.

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MAGGIE: Why are you even
staying in a hotel?

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You know, I thought tonight

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we would all sleep
at the house together.

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ERIC: What gave you that idea?

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I guess it's just sort of
what I wanted to happen.

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I get a good rate
because I travel so much.

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And I like hotel rooms.

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Why do I feel guilty
about how I organized this trip?

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Neither of you have ever
come to visit me in Portland.

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-I<i> am</i> planning on visiting you.
-ERIC: When?

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I don't know.
Maybe I'll do a whole big trip.

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-What about, like, next month?
-What about school?

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-I quit school.
-What? When did that happen?

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MAGGIE: I started to feel like
I was in the wrong place.

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So I stopped.

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ERIC: I can't believe you
quit college without telling me.

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Why wouldn't you call me?

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MAGGIE:
I didn't want to bother you.

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Whoa, she's still here.

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Oh, that sweet
and beautiful lady.

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God chooses precious few to
rock legs like that at her age.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Yeah, if those legs stepped
into a liquor store,

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-you'd ask them for their ID.
-(SISTERS CHUCKLE)

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RACHEL: If you see your sister

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with a body like that
in 40 years,

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know that even if her life

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appeared to be a total waste
of time,

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in her heart,
she's a woman satisfied.

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Hey, are those legs on the menu?

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Oh, here they are. I see them.

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They're under signature
classics. Hot old-woman legs.

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Hmm. I was gonna get

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the double blueberry pancakes,
my usual, but...

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those hot old-woman legs
seem to be calling my name.

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So you're going to eat her legs?

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ERIC:
Yeah, with the fresh coleslaw.

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You want them to saw her legs
off and then cook them for you?

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I'm not sure how they do it.

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Just whatever they do
for the signature classics here.

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Oh, it says here I can have
my choice of fresh coleslaw,

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side garden salad,
or rice pilaf if I get the legs.

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I do like the coleslaw here.

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How far are you gonna take this?

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Are you saying that those legs
don't look absolutely delicious?

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That's just how I like my
hot old-woman legs to look.

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Yummy, yummy.

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RACHEL: You like them
to look like a meatloaf

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drenched in wet poop.
That's cool.

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So what is on
our schedule today?

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ERIC: Whatever you want,
but at four,

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I'm going back
to Scott's house,

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and then tonight,
I'm meeting up with Dennis.

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-MAGGIE: Who's Dennis?
-He's an old friend.

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MAGGIE: What about tomorrow?

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ERIC:
My flight is in the morning.

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Well, that only gives us, like,
five hours to be together today.

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Yeah, I told you
it was going to be a fast trip.

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WAITRESS:
So what can I get for you?

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I guess I'll just get
your famous triple berry crêpes.

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And I'll get the French toast
with whipped cream on top.

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Double blueberry pancakes
and hash browns.

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Double blueberry and hash.
Great.

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We've been downstairs
waiting for you for 20 minutes.

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Why, what's going on?

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-She's making Bloody Marys.
-ERIC: It's, like, two o'clock.

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OK. Should I stop her?

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ERIC: Well, I don't know.
Is she, like, an alcoholic now?

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What? No. Maybe. I don't know.

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Hey, I really wish
that you would have told me

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about quitting college.

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I just wasn't thriving
in that atmosphere.

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The professors
were suffocating my originality.

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The very strict policy
that I attend class

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and pay attention
to the subject at hand.

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-Is that a joke?
-Yes.

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-It's really not funny.
-OK.

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ERIC:<i> But seriously,</i>
<i> doesn't Rachel</i>

235
00:17:15,149 --> 00:17:17,283
<i> seem a little off to you?</i>

236
00:17:17,386 --> 00:17:20,816
MAGGIE: She seems like
her normal self to me.

237
00:17:20,918 --> 00:17:23,487
She did say a few weeks ago
that she's depressed.

238
00:17:23,589 --> 00:17:26,324
OK, well,
I've never seen her depressed.

239
00:17:26,426 --> 00:17:28,964
MAGGIE:
What are you talking about?

240
00:17:29,066 --> 00:17:31,098
She was super-depressed
when Mom died.

241
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,499
Wasn't that just, like,
normal grief?

242
00:17:33,601 --> 00:17:37,005
Well, I don't think
she's ever really processed it.

243
00:17:37,107 --> 00:17:40,202
Not, like, completely.
None of us have.

244
00:17:40,304 --> 00:17:42,277
ERIC: Well, it's...

245
00:17:43,144 --> 00:17:45,381
It's been four and a half years.

246
00:17:45,483 --> 00:17:46,809
Five.

247
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,049
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

248
00:17:50,151 --> 00:17:51,921
We don't ever talk about Mom.

249
00:17:52,023 --> 00:17:55,122
OK, so that's why Rachel
is depressed?

250
00:17:55,224 --> 00:17:57,287
Maybe it's more to do
with Nathan.

251
00:17:57,389 --> 00:17:59,294
Yeah, so what happened there?

252
00:18:00,325 --> 00:18:02,428
You mean with Stephanie?

253
00:18:02,530 --> 00:18:05,465
Stephanie, his ex-girlfriend
from high school?

254
00:18:06,463 --> 00:18:07,937
Oh. She didn't tell you.

255
00:18:08,039 --> 00:18:10,437
She probably doesn't want you
to know.

256
00:18:10,539 --> 00:18:14,738
-You basically just told me.
-Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

257
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,183
(CLEARS THROAT)

258
00:18:25,186 --> 00:18:26,789
<i> ♪ It's a big old world</i>

259
00:18:26,891 --> 00:18:28,317
<i> ♪ With a lot of people</i>

260
00:18:28,419 --> 00:18:30,023
<i> ♪ It's a big old city</i>

261
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:31,859
<i> ♪ With a lot of things</i>

262
00:18:31,961 --> 00:18:33,729
<i> ♪ You're a busy woman</i>

263
00:18:33,831 --> 00:18:35,325
<i> ♪ You're a busy man</i>

264
00:18:35,427 --> 00:18:37,491
<i> ♪ If I get in your way</i>

265
00:18:37,593 --> 00:18:40,329
<i> ♪ Go around me, buddy</i>

266
00:18:40,431 --> 00:18:44,871
<i> ♪ Go around me, buddy</i>

267
00:18:44,973 --> 00:18:46,506
<i> ♪ Go around me</i>

268
00:18:47,372 --> 00:18:49,943
<i> ♪ Go around me, buddy</i>

269
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:53,282
<i> ♪ If I'm in the way</i>

270
00:18:59,854 --> 00:19:01,221
Eric...

271
00:19:01,323 --> 00:19:04,557
You're here
for half an hour more?

272
00:19:09,295 --> 00:19:11,234
My legs are getting tired.

273
00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:16,297
-(ERIC CLEARS THROAT)
-(SIGHS)

274
00:19:16,399 --> 00:19:18,373
Nice. Thank you.

275
00:19:19,573 --> 00:19:22,672
<i> ♪ How many things</i>
<i> do you have to do?</i>

276
00:19:22,774 --> 00:19:25,774
<i> ♪ How many things</i>
<i> are so brand new?</i>

277
00:19:25,877 --> 00:19:28,646
<i> ♪ How many people</i>
<i> do you have to meet?</i>

278
00:19:28,748 --> 00:19:31,512
<i> ♪ How many minutes</i>
<i> do you have to breathe?</i>

279
00:19:31,614 --> 00:19:34,185
<i> ♪ Time is ticking!</i>

280
00:19:34,287 --> 00:19:36,618
<i> ♪ The sun is sinking!</i>

281
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,121
<i> ♪ You have a lot on your mind!</i>

282
00:19:38,223 --> 00:19:39,191
Tink, tink!

283
00:19:39,294 --> 00:19:41,964
<i>♪ All you want to do is unwind!</i>

284
00:19:42,066 --> 00:19:44,934
<i> ♪ Am I standing in your place?</i>

285
00:19:45,036 --> 00:19:47,369
<i> ♪ Am I running in your race?</i>

286
00:19:48,368 --> 00:19:50,601
<i> ♪ Am I walking your walk?</i>

287
00:19:50,704 --> 00:19:53,809
<i>-♪ Am I ticking off your clock?</i>
-(GRUNTS)

288
00:19:53,911 --> 00:19:56,240
<i> ♪ Go around me, buddy</i>

289
00:19:56,342 --> 00:19:58,976
<i> ♪ If I'm in the way</i>

290
00:19:59,079 --> 00:20:02,045
<i> ♪ Oh!</i>

291
00:20:02,148 --> 00:20:04,683
<i> ♪ Oh!</i>

292
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,653
<i> ♪ Am I the one ruining your</i>
<i> day?</i>

293
00:20:08,755 --> 00:20:12,260
<i> ♪ Oh, am I the one</i>
<i> making your clouds gray?</i>

294
00:20:12,362 --> 00:20:15,592
<i> ♪ Oh, pardon me</i>
<i> if I walk right into you</i>

295
00:20:15,694 --> 00:20:18,127
<i> ♪ Pardon me and go right</i>
<i> through</i>

296
00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:20,028
Tap dance!

297
00:20:20,936 --> 00:20:23,735
(FEET SHUFFLING)

298
00:20:27,171 --> 00:20:30,775
MAGGIE: We never had tap shoes,
yet we still decided to do this.

299
00:20:33,445 --> 00:20:37,585
(MAGGIE PANTS AND LAUGHS)

300
00:20:37,687 --> 00:20:39,718
Oh.

301
00:20:51,164 --> 00:20:52,962
(CHUCKLES)

302
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:10,912
RACHEL:<i> Hey, I thought we</i>
<i> retired "Go Around Me, Buddy".</i>

303
00:21:11,015 --> 00:21:12,881
-Why would you think that?
-Uh, I don't know.

304
00:21:12,984 --> 00:21:15,886
I guess I assumed
our days as a wannabe trio

305
00:21:15,988 --> 00:21:18,959
of singer-songwriters
and child performance artists

306
00:21:19,061 --> 00:21:20,827
were long behind us.

307
00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:22,096
No way.

308
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:23,430
RACHEL:<i> When was the last time</i>

309
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,163
<i> we actually brought out</i>
<i> the old songbook?</i>

310
00:21:25,265 --> 00:21:28,130
MAGGIE:<i> Christmas.</i>

311
00:21:28,232 --> 00:21:33,376
<i> Eight years ago. Like,</i>
<i> a month before Eric left home.</i>

312
00:22:06,371 --> 00:22:08,972
(BABY WHIMPERS)

313
00:22:19,356 --> 00:22:20,585
I wish you could stay
for dinner.

314
00:22:20,687 --> 00:22:22,289
You know,
I had a whole plan laid out.

315
00:22:22,391 --> 00:22:23,954
-Sorry about that.
-Oh, it's OK.

316
00:22:24,056 --> 00:22:26,391
Who's this Dennis guy
you're hanging out with tonight?

317
00:22:26,493 --> 00:22:29,025
-You never met Dennis?
-No.

318
00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:31,531
How are your sisters doing?

319
00:22:31,634 --> 00:22:35,901
Yeah, you know.
Rachel is living on her own now.

320
00:22:36,003 --> 00:22:39,934
She's the one who wanted to keep
the house after our mom died.

321
00:22:40,036 --> 00:22:42,044
Is she still working for the,
uh...?

322
00:22:42,146 --> 00:22:45,347
Radio station. Yeah. Maggie...

323
00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:47,910
Maggie went to college
for almost a year

324
00:22:48,013 --> 00:22:50,344
and then she just suddenly quit,
out of nowhere.

325
00:22:50,446 --> 00:22:51,683
Why?

326
00:22:51,886 --> 00:22:55,755
Like, she just follows
her feelings and that's it.

327
00:23:03,331 --> 00:23:06,799
(POP MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY)

328
00:23:17,742 --> 00:23:20,049
MAN: Well, that's it for me.

329
00:23:20,151 --> 00:23:21,812
Good to see you again, Eric.

330
00:23:21,914 --> 00:23:24,251
-Have a safe trip home.
-Thanks. Good game.

331
00:23:24,354 --> 00:23:26,489
-Goodnight, everyone.
-Bye.

332
00:23:27,023 --> 00:23:30,757
(MUFFLED MUSIC)

333
00:24:07,425 --> 00:24:08,993
All in?

334
00:24:14,968 --> 00:24:18,303
I don't have a great hand,
but I do have something.

335
00:24:18,405 --> 00:24:20,140
ERIC: Straight draw?

336
00:24:20,242 --> 00:24:22,670
-No.
-ERIC: Tens?

337
00:24:22,772 --> 00:24:26,241
-MAN: No.
-Oh.

338
00:24:27,981 --> 00:24:30,547
You know, I think
you've been bluffing all night

339
00:24:30,649 --> 00:24:31,780
and you're bluffing now.

340
00:24:31,882 --> 00:24:33,355
I'm not bluffing, I promise you.

341
00:24:33,457 --> 00:24:35,350
But you do what you want,
I'm good.

342
00:24:35,452 --> 00:24:39,155
-So you want me to call you?
-Either way is good for me.

343
00:24:45,935 --> 00:24:53,037
Well, this is probably idiotic,
but, um... yeah, fuck it, call.

344
00:24:57,411 --> 00:24:58,509
Yeah. I thought so.

345
00:24:58,611 --> 00:24:59,744
ERIC: Why did you... What?

346
00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:01,349
Why are you calling my bet
on the flop?

347
00:25:01,451 --> 00:25:03,350
You thought your sevens
were ahead

348
00:25:03,452 --> 00:25:04,781
after this giant bet I made?

349
00:25:04,883 --> 00:25:06,416
MAN: I don't know, man.
It was...

350
00:25:06,518 --> 00:25:08,723
It was stupid.

351
00:25:10,621 --> 00:25:11,887
(MAN LAUGHS)

352
00:25:11,989 --> 00:25:14,088
-WOMAN: Dude. Nice!
-MAN: Shit.

353
00:25:14,190 --> 00:25:16,563
-WOMAN: OK.
-MAN: All right, yeah.

354
00:25:16,665 --> 00:25:20,134
-Fucking A.
-WOMAN: Nice. (LAUGHS)

355
00:25:20,236 --> 00:25:22,031
Wow. Well, I... Hey.

356
00:25:22,133 --> 00:25:25,201
-I'm... I'm really sorry, man.
-That was...

357
00:25:26,341 --> 00:25:27,805
That did not happen.

358
00:25:27,907 --> 00:25:30,244
That was a good game.
It's just luck.

359
00:25:30,346 --> 00:25:31,413
It doesn't make any sense.

360
00:25:31,515 --> 00:25:32,679
Why did you call my bet
on the flop?

361
00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,446
I had the sevens
and then I had the feeling

362
00:25:34,548 --> 00:25:35,781
that you were bluffing.

363
00:25:35,884 --> 00:25:37,912
Because I wanted you to think
I was bluffing.

364
00:25:38,015 --> 00:25:41,155
Well, it worked,
and I got lucky.

365
00:25:41,257 --> 00:25:42,249
That's a bad call.

366
00:25:42,351 --> 00:25:43,789
You're not supposed
to make the all-in call.

367
00:25:43,892 --> 00:25:45,788
Josh does stupid shit like that
all the time.

368
00:25:45,890 --> 00:25:47,225
It usually works out for him.

369
00:25:47,328 --> 00:25:49,225
JOSH: OK.

370
00:25:53,636 --> 00:25:57,772
Tough break, bro.
Sorry about that.

371
00:26:00,944 --> 00:26:03,170
Why was he even in that hand?
With a three and a seven?

372
00:26:03,272 --> 00:26:05,513
Why did he even call
my pre-flop raise?

373
00:26:05,615 --> 00:26:07,547
DENNIS: You placed third
and cashed out.

374
00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:09,348
I never get a chance
to cash out.

375
00:26:09,450 --> 00:26:11,654
You should be happy.

376
00:26:16,087 --> 00:26:17,691
Can we play again
when you're done?

377
00:26:17,794 --> 00:26:19,956
Uh, you know what, man?
We really can't tonight.

378
00:26:20,058 --> 00:26:22,996
I told my wife
it wouldn't be too late.

379
00:26:23,098 --> 00:26:25,559
-Can we play again tomorrow?
-Aren't you leaving tomorrow?

380
00:26:25,661 --> 00:26:28,163
I'll change my flight. I have
elite status with the airline,

381
00:26:28,266 --> 00:26:30,371
so I don't have
to worry about rebooking fees.

382
00:26:30,473 --> 00:26:31,804
Man, you... you're just on tilt.

383
00:26:31,906 --> 00:26:33,839
Yeah, maybe just, you know,
take a moment.

384
00:26:33,941 --> 00:26:36,544
Relax. Rethink it.
Go back to the hotel,

385
00:26:36,646 --> 00:26:37,973
and if you think
you still want to stay,

386
00:26:38,075 --> 00:26:39,512
we can all come
and talk about it.

387
00:26:39,614 --> 00:26:41,583
Do I look like I'm not calm?

388
00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:43,111
DENNIS: You're not even
a little bit upset?

389
00:26:43,213 --> 00:26:44,747
This is just me knowing
that I can win

390
00:26:44,849 --> 00:26:46,684
and wanting to play again.

391
00:26:46,786 --> 00:26:47,984
I don't care about the money.

392
00:26:48,086 --> 00:26:49,720
I just don't have to pay
rebooking fees,

393
00:26:49,822 --> 00:26:51,892
so it's easy for me to stay.

394
00:26:51,994 --> 00:26:54,961
I'd be willing to play again
if everybody else is.

395
00:27:12,113 --> 00:27:16,243
-ERIC: Is Maggie here?
-WOMAN: Yeah, she is. Um...

396
00:27:16,345 --> 00:27:19,183
-ERIC: Can I talk to her?
-WOMAN: OK.

397
00:27:21,886 --> 00:27:23,153
I just opened the door

398
00:27:23,255 --> 00:27:25,359
and there's a man outside
coming up the steps.

399
00:27:25,461 --> 00:27:27,730
He says he's here for you.

400
00:27:34,732 --> 00:27:36,739
Who was that?

401
00:27:37,774 --> 00:27:42,143
Just someone
my roommate is sleeping with.

402
00:27:42,245 --> 00:27:44,546
Eric! (CHUCKLES)

403
00:27:44,648 --> 00:27:47,681
This is the best.
Why did you stay?

404
00:27:47,783 --> 00:27:49,483
I just re-thought it
and I just decided

405
00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:50,717
that we didn't have enough time,

406
00:27:50,819 --> 00:27:52,650
so I changed my flight
to tomorrow.

407
00:27:52,752 --> 00:27:54,350
I wanted to surprise you.

408
00:27:55,621 --> 00:27:57,353
I'm surprised.

409
00:28:01,691 --> 00:28:03,227
Hey.

410
00:28:09,172 --> 00:28:10,432
OK...

411
00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:25,746
MAGGIE: (WHISPERS)
I thought you were gone.

412
00:28:25,849 --> 00:28:27,185
ERIC: Hmm?

413
00:28:31,756 --> 00:28:33,389
(MAGGIE SIGHS)

414
00:28:40,868 --> 00:28:43,034
MAGGIE:
I thought you were gone.

415
00:28:43,136 --> 00:28:46,941
-I'm sorry.
-MAGGIE: It's OK. I'm just...

416
00:28:49,943 --> 00:28:53,409
-really happy you're here.
-Yeah.

417
00:28:59,621 --> 00:29:02,723
Well, I'm going to...

418
00:29:02,825 --> 00:29:05,960
call into work
and get the day off.

419
00:29:08,194 --> 00:29:10,861
-Still working at that café?
-(CHUCKLES)

420
00:29:10,963 --> 00:29:16,069
Yes. Gonna quit soon anyways.

421
00:29:17,268 --> 00:29:19,007
Did you tell Rachel
you're still here?

422
00:29:19,109 --> 00:29:22,310
No. I thought we could go
to the house and surprise her.

423
00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:24,575
Perfect. (CHUCKLES)

424
00:29:24,677 --> 00:29:26,849
Oh, and, um...

425
00:29:29,119 --> 00:29:33,388
This is the kitchen. You haven't
seen my place yet. So, um...

426
00:29:33,490 --> 00:29:36,756
Yeah, no. This is, uh...

427
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,660
This is the kitchen.
Living room.

428
00:29:38,762 --> 00:29:40,554
I can show you my upstairs
if you want.

429
00:29:40,656 --> 00:29:43,459
-It's a really nice kitchen.
-It is, isn't it?

430
00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:46,128
ERIC: It's just the two of you,
right?

431
00:29:46,230 --> 00:29:48,332
MAGGIE:
Yeah, it's just two of us.

432
00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:00,476
MAGGIE: Her car's not here.

433
00:30:01,544 --> 00:30:03,477
You wanna text her
and see where she's at?

434
00:30:03,579 --> 00:30:06,152
ERIC: Let's just see
if she comes back soon.

435
00:30:34,181 --> 00:30:36,645
(MIMICS MARGE SIMPSON)
Play a disco song.

436
00:30:36,747 --> 00:30:38,382
Shh.

437
00:30:39,489 --> 00:30:42,023
Oh. I lost my place.

438
00:30:42,988 --> 00:30:45,389
Play a Bee Gees song.

439
00:30:47,523 --> 00:30:50,326
Play "More Than a Woman"
by the Bee Gees.

440
00:30:50,429 --> 00:30:53,168
Show some respect
for your musical ancestry.

441
00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:55,129
(LAUGHS)

442
00:30:55,231 --> 00:30:57,769
Show some respect, Maggie.

443
00:30:57,871 --> 00:30:59,335
-Disco...
-(LAUGHS)

444
00:30:59,437 --> 00:31:00,969
(CONTINUES AS MARGE SIMPSON)
A lot of people

445
00:31:01,071 --> 00:31:03,111
think disco is dead.

446
00:31:03,213 --> 00:31:06,214
But the only thing dead is their
ability to dance to great music.

447
00:31:06,316 --> 00:31:07,516
(LAUGHS)

448
00:31:07,618 --> 00:31:10,180
(LAUGHS LIKE MARGE SIMPSON)

449
00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:12,653
I wanna ask you
some tough questions.

450
00:31:12,755 --> 00:31:14,550
Some hard-hitting questions now.

451
00:31:14,652 --> 00:31:16,920
What will you do with your life
now you've quit college

452
00:31:17,022 --> 00:31:19,387
and thrown it all away?

453
00:31:19,489 --> 00:31:22,327
How will you ever
pick up the pieces?

454
00:31:27,101 --> 00:31:31,699
-I have a lot of ideas.
-Like what?

455
00:31:35,674 --> 00:31:40,444
A friend of mine said I could
come work with him in Utah.

456
00:31:41,179 --> 00:31:44,278
Southern Utah, in the desert.

457
00:31:44,380 --> 00:31:46,183
He's a river-rafting guide,

458
00:31:46,285 --> 00:31:49,854
so he'd teach me
how to raft down a river

459
00:31:49,956 --> 00:31:53,027
and I can become a guide.

460
00:31:53,129 --> 00:31:56,999
You know, for the tourists
that come into town.

461
00:31:59,265 --> 00:32:03,467
-Have you ever rafted before?
-No.

462
00:32:06,369 --> 00:32:08,602
And who's this friend of yours?

463
00:32:08,704 --> 00:32:13,445
Well, he's more of a friend
of a friend.

464
00:32:13,547 --> 00:32:17,377
Never talked to him in person,
but we've chatted online.

465
00:32:17,479 --> 00:32:21,485
ERIC: Hmm... I don't like it.

466
00:32:23,158 --> 00:32:26,622
It's as bad an idea
as quitting college.

467
00:32:27,761 --> 00:32:29,493
Even worse.

468
00:32:31,061 --> 00:32:32,397
(CHUCKLES)

469
00:32:37,836 --> 00:32:39,569
(LAUGHS)

470
00:32:39,671 --> 00:32:43,507
We came here for nothing.
Complete waste of our time.

471
00:32:47,179 --> 00:32:49,544
What do you want to do now?

472
00:32:49,646 --> 00:32:52,918
-What about the zoo?
-What about the zoo?

473
00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:55,451
-We could go there.
-Why?

474
00:32:55,554 --> 00:33:00,987
-You love the zoo.
-I loved it when I was 12.

475
00:33:01,089 --> 00:33:03,360
MAGGIE: I'd be willing to go to
the zoo if you really want to.

476
00:33:03,462 --> 00:33:05,760
ERIC: Forget it.
It was just a stupid idea.

477
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,347
(SIGHS)

478
00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:37,094
MAGGIE: "Hello, emu,
how are you?

479
00:33:37,196 --> 00:33:40,867
What are things you like to do?

480
00:33:40,969 --> 00:33:43,704
I like to eat big giant bugs.

481
00:33:43,806 --> 00:33:46,267
I like eating slimy slugs.

482
00:33:46,369 --> 00:33:48,841
I like to chase the bees.

483
00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:51,040
I like to pee on trees.

484
00:33:51,142 --> 00:33:53,141
Emu, emu. That is I.

485
00:33:53,243 --> 00:33:55,582
Sadly I cannot fly.

486
00:33:55,684 --> 00:33:57,652
Emu, emu. E-M-U.

487
00:33:57,754 --> 00:34:00,419
I am me and you are you."

488
00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:02,352
Written and first performed

489
00:34:02,454 --> 00:34:04,253
in this very zoo
many, many years ago.

490
00:34:04,355 --> 00:34:05,754
It's a masterpiece, really.

491
00:34:05,890 --> 00:34:09,395
-One for the books, I'd say.
-Well, how can it be denied?

492
00:34:18,634 --> 00:34:20,073
MAN:<i> ...at the top of the tree</i>

493
00:34:20,175 --> 00:34:21,940
<i> and hang out</i>
<i> in that tree all day</i>

494
00:34:22,042 --> 00:34:23,275
and just munch on bamboo.

495
00:34:23,378 --> 00:34:25,043
They don't have
a lot of predators in the wild,

496
00:34:25,145 --> 00:34:26,609
so their lives are pretty quiet

497
00:34:26,711 --> 00:34:29,244
and they don't have a lot
of things to worry about

498
00:34:29,346 --> 00:34:30,446
when they're out there.

499
00:34:30,548 --> 00:34:33,248
These guys live in Nepal
and in India,

500
00:34:33,350 --> 00:34:36,484
Bhutan, Myanmar and China.

501
00:34:36,586 --> 00:34:38,785
Their main food source
is bamboo.

502
00:34:38,888 --> 00:34:40,622
That's one of the reasons
they're endangered

503
00:34:40,724 --> 00:34:43,457
because those forests
are being cut down.

504
00:34:43,559 --> 00:34:45,530
Jude will eat little treats.

505
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,612
Why would you just wander off

506
00:35:04,714 --> 00:35:06,320
without telling us
where you're going,

507
00:35:06,422 --> 00:35:08,286
especially when you're doing
some kind of digital detox

508
00:35:08,388 --> 00:35:10,857
and you don't have
a phone with you?

509
00:35:10,959 --> 00:35:12,624
Why would you do that?

510
00:35:12,726 --> 00:35:16,561
-Maybe she had a panic attack.
-Does Maggie have panic attacks?

511
00:35:16,663 --> 00:35:19,264
I thought you talked to her
on the phone sometimes.

512
00:35:19,366 --> 00:35:21,561
Yeah, but she never
told me that.

513
00:35:21,663 --> 00:35:23,638
Why is she having panic attacks?

514
00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:25,735
Just normal anxiety.

515
00:35:33,650 --> 00:35:35,916
Do you not...

516
00:35:36,018 --> 00:35:38,352
-have panic attacks?
-No.

517
00:35:41,753 --> 00:35:44,686
Well, since you don't keep up
on the books,

518
00:35:44,788 --> 00:35:47,488
both of your sisters
have panic attacks,

519
00:35:47,590 --> 00:35:49,493
your mother had panic attacks,

520
00:35:49,595 --> 00:35:51,932
maybe even your father
had panic attacks,

521
00:35:52,034 --> 00:35:53,333
although nobody would know that

522
00:35:53,435 --> 00:35:55,631
because he never confessed
to any other living soul

523
00:35:55,734 --> 00:35:58,702
about what was going on
inside his mind or body.

524
00:36:01,944 --> 00:36:03,378
So consider yourself lucky

525
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,941
to have skipped the genetic
chopping block on that one.

526
00:36:11,817 --> 00:36:16,390
You running out of time?
You need to go see your friends?

527
00:36:18,961 --> 00:36:21,395
I have about two hours.

528
00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:30,402
Thank you, Eric, for sacrificing

529
00:36:30,504 --> 00:36:33,467
so much of yourself to us
this weekend.

530
00:36:33,569 --> 00:36:35,607
It's very kind of you.

531
00:36:38,379 --> 00:36:40,040
But next time,
if there<i> is</i> a next time,

532
00:36:40,142 --> 00:36:43,143
you know, another three years
from now or whatever,

533
00:36:43,245 --> 00:36:46,616
would you consider sacrificing
maybe even more of yourself

534
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:50,058
and spend, like,
actual full days with Maggie?

535
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,519
Like, you come here
and you feed us

536
00:36:51,621 --> 00:36:52,887
minutes and hours at your will,

537
00:36:52,989 --> 00:36:55,963
like giving tiny breadcrumbs
to starving mice,

538
00:36:56,065 --> 00:36:57,527
and it breaks her little heart.

539
00:36:57,629 --> 00:37:00,302
She thinks she needs you
for some reason.

540
00:37:03,306 --> 00:37:05,269
When did this start?
You being like this?

541
00:37:05,371 --> 00:37:07,573
-Being like what?
-Mean.

542
00:37:10,211 --> 00:37:11,677
Haven't I always been like this?

543
00:37:11,779 --> 00:37:15,714
No. You've been funny and witty
and cynical about the world,

544
00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:19,783
but you've never been cruel,
this bitter, not like this.

545
00:37:26,462 --> 00:37:29,925
Maybe I've just been jaded
by age and experience.

546
00:37:31,201 --> 00:37:33,033
Because of what happened
with Nathan?

547
00:37:33,135 --> 00:37:35,502
(SCOFFS) Fucking seriously?

548
00:37:35,604 --> 00:37:39,336
That is the kind of math
that goes through your head?

549
00:37:39,438 --> 00:37:41,036
Bitter-and-mean woman equals

550
00:37:41,138 --> 00:37:45,809
must-be-scorned-by-cheating-
ex-boyfriend woman? Fuck off.

551
00:37:53,853 --> 00:37:56,389
For what it's worth,
I'm sorry that happened to you.

552
00:37:56,492 --> 00:37:59,026
I didn't know
Nathan was that kind of person.

553
00:37:59,128 --> 00:38:00,494
Yeah, I know you liked him,

554
00:38:00,596 --> 00:38:03,227
so sorry you don't get
to hang out with him anymore.

555
00:38:03,329 --> 00:38:04,596
We can track him down

556
00:38:04,698 --> 00:38:06,868
and I'll beat the shit out
of him if you want.

557
00:38:06,970 --> 00:38:08,161
(LAUGHS) Like you could.

558
00:38:08,263 --> 00:38:11,505
You don't think I would win
in a fight against Nathan?

559
00:38:25,585 --> 00:38:27,488
ERIC:<i> You sure</i>
<i> you're feeling OK?</i>

560
00:38:30,188 --> 00:38:31,590
Yeah.

561
00:38:31,692 --> 00:38:35,125
Can we just stay here
for a couple more minutes?

562
00:38:35,227 --> 00:38:36,827
ERIC: Of course.

563
00:38:45,673 --> 00:38:49,169
Do you want water,
candy, soda or something?

564
00:38:50,141 --> 00:38:51,545
No.

565
00:39:01,790 --> 00:39:05,592
How about a little of the old
"Looking At You Looking At Me"?

566
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,761
Maybe "Bathtub Blues"?

567
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,094
"I've Got Rainbows On My Mind"?

568
00:39:17,437 --> 00:39:19,672
Would that make you feel better?

569
00:39:31,449 --> 00:39:35,354
<i> ♪ Rainbows</i>

570
00:39:35,456 --> 00:39:39,623
<i> ♪ I've got rainbows on my mind</i>

571
00:39:39,725 --> 00:39:42,525
<i> ♪ Shimmering, glorious,</i>
<i> colorful</i>

572
00:39:42,628 --> 00:39:47,902
<i>♪ Glittering, stunning rainbows</i>

573
00:39:48,004 --> 00:39:50,667
<i> ♪ Oh, yeah</i>

574
00:39:50,769 --> 00:39:52,501
ERIC AND RACHEL:
<i> ♪ The rain has come</i>

575
00:39:52,603 --> 00:39:55,538
<i> ♪ The rain has gone</i>

576
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:58,706
<i> ♪ The clouds say goodbye</i>

577
00:39:58,808 --> 00:40:01,182
<i> ♪ And the sun says hello</i>

578
00:40:01,284 --> 00:40:04,250
<i> ♪ Where is that? What is that?</i>

579
00:40:04,352 --> 00:40:10,323
<i> ♪ How did that get made?</i>

580
00:40:10,425 --> 00:40:15,923
<i> ♪ I've got rainbows on my mind</i>

581
00:40:16,025 --> 00:40:18,792
<i> ♪ Shimmering, glorious,</i>
<i> colorful</i>

582
00:40:18,895 --> 00:40:23,630
<i>♪ Glittering, stunning rainbows</i>

583
00:40:23,732 --> 00:40:26,172
<i> ♪ Oh, yeah</i>

584
00:40:26,274 --> 00:40:29,240
<i> ♪ I have rainbows</i>

585
00:40:29,342 --> 00:40:32,439
<i> ♪ On my mind</i>

586
00:40:32,542 --> 00:40:35,781
<i> ♪ Hmm</i>

587
00:40:48,697 --> 00:40:52,826
-Here's to the big winner.
-Thank you. Thank you.

588
00:40:52,929 --> 00:40:55,331
-Well played.
-Elite status.

589
00:40:55,433 --> 00:40:56,668
You deserve it.

590
00:40:56,771 --> 00:40:58,266
Yeah, I mean, I couldn't
in my conscience leave

591
00:40:58,368 --> 00:41:01,274
without seeing if I could win
against you all in a tournament.

592
00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:03,144
You're a great player, for sure.

593
00:41:03,246 --> 00:41:05,841
Probably better than any of us.

594
00:41:05,943 --> 00:41:08,042
You think he's as good
as Christina?

595
00:41:08,145 --> 00:41:10,981
-Hmm. That's a tough one.
-Who's Christina?

596
00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:13,915
She's our best player.
She beats us most of the time.

597
00:41:14,017 --> 00:41:16,654
I mean, she usually
slaughters us.

598
00:41:16,756 --> 00:41:18,525
She was out of town
this weekend.

599
00:41:18,627 --> 00:41:21,491
I'd like to see
if you could beat Christina.

600
00:41:21,593 --> 00:41:23,091
She's amazingly good.

601
00:41:23,193 --> 00:41:25,400
Next time you're in town,
let's make it happen.

602
00:41:25,502 --> 00:41:28,301
-Yeah, thanks. Good game.
-Yeah. You too.

603
00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:29,733
When is Christina back in town?

604
00:41:29,835 --> 00:41:32,337
Um, she's just visiting
her parents.

605
00:41:32,439 --> 00:41:34,576
I think tomorrow morning.

606
00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:36,237
Bye.

607
00:42:24,422 --> 00:42:26,155
(COUGHS)

608
00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:37,405
MAN:
<i> One hundred and ten years</i>

609
00:42:37,507 --> 00:42:38,865
<i> standing here strong</i>
<i> and sturdy.</i>

610
00:42:38,967 --> 00:42:40,267
<i> But there's nothing now</i>

611
00:42:40,369 --> 00:42:42,509
<i> that can keep this tree alive</i>
<i> another year.</i>

612
00:42:42,611 --> 00:42:43,840
WOMAN:<i> I used to walk</i>
<i> by the hill</i>

613
00:42:43,942 --> 00:42:45,106
<i> on my way to school</i>
<i> every day</i>

614
00:42:45,208 --> 00:42:47,407
<i> and I just loved</i>
<i> looking up at the tree.</i>

615
00:42:47,509 --> 00:42:49,308
MAN:<i> Mary isn't the only one</i>
<i> who loves the tree.</i>

616
00:42:49,411 --> 00:42:51,783
<i> There's a growing number</i>
<i> of local residents</i>

617
00:42:51,885 --> 00:42:53,755
<i> who are bonding</i>
<i> over their recollections</i>

618
00:42:53,857 --> 00:42:56,656
<i> of how much the tree has meant</i>
<i> to them over the years,</i>

619
00:42:56,758 --> 00:42:58,591
<i> and the emotion</i>
<i> in some of their voices</i>

620
00:42:58,693 --> 00:43:00,056
<i> hints at what</i>
<i> it might feel like</i>

621
00:43:00,158 --> 00:43:02,629
<i> when the tree is finally</i>
<i> ripped out of the ground</i>

622
00:43:02,731 --> 00:43:06,366
<i> and is gone forever,</i>
<i> once and for all.</i>

623
00:43:06,468 --> 00:43:09,163
Oh, yeah. I think this section,

624
00:43:09,265 --> 00:43:13,002
we don't use
because it's too sentimental.

625
00:43:13,104 --> 00:43:15,743
There's nothing wrong
with sentimentality.

626
00:43:15,845 --> 00:43:22,244
(MIMICS MARGE SIMPSON)
Hmm. I prefer no sentimentality.

627
00:43:26,950 --> 00:43:28,489
(NORMAL VOICE) But seriously,

628
00:43:28,591 --> 00:43:30,654
just imagine it
without this section.

629
00:43:30,756 --> 00:43:32,958
Everything flows much better.

630
00:43:35,364 --> 00:43:36,795
What if we just trim it?

631
00:43:36,898 --> 00:43:38,766
What if I cut it
right over here, right in half?

632
00:43:38,868 --> 00:43:40,762
(MIMICS MARGE SIMPSON)
Cut the whole thing, please.

633
00:43:40,864 --> 00:43:43,271
I'd really prefer that.

634
00:43:43,373 --> 00:43:44,539
Why do you keep doing that?

635
00:43:44,641 --> 00:43:46,169
RACHEL: (NORMAL VOICE)
I'm sorry. Sorry.

636
00:43:46,271 --> 00:43:49,442
But... (MIMICS MARGE SIMPSON)
...guilty as charged.

637
00:43:49,544 --> 00:43:51,438
(LAUGHS LIKE MARGE SIMPSON)

638
00:43:54,513 --> 00:43:56,643
(MAN SIGHS)

639
00:43:56,745 --> 00:43:58,350
(TYPING)

640
00:43:58,452 --> 00:44:00,587
Cut it from here.

641
00:44:00,689 --> 00:44:05,389
-(LOUD MUSIC)
-(BOWLING PINS CLATTER)

642
00:44:05,491 --> 00:44:07,495
WOMAN: Whoo.

643
00:44:07,597 --> 00:44:08,892
Hey, Eric, do you know
about the party

644
00:44:08,994 --> 00:44:10,628
I'm having at my house
tomorrow night?

645
00:44:10,730 --> 00:44:12,327
You should definitely come.

646
00:44:13,095 --> 00:44:14,435
Eric might be leaving tomorrow.

647
00:44:14,537 --> 00:44:16,035
Are you actually leaving
this time?

648
00:44:16,137 --> 00:44:18,906
It's hard to predict. I'm, like,
waiting for some phone calls.

649
00:44:19,008 --> 00:44:21,169
WOMAN: Your turn, Eric. You need
to get a strike, like, right now

650
00:44:21,272 --> 00:44:24,504
if you have any chance
to catch up to Amanda.

651
00:44:48,965 --> 00:44:50,870
Well... Oh. Yeah, sorry.

652
00:44:50,972 --> 00:44:52,804
This is one of those calls
I've been waiting for.

653
00:44:52,906 --> 00:44:56,107
I have to take this.
It's important.

654
00:44:56,209 --> 00:44:58,709
-What about your turn?
-Yeah, there's nothing I can do.

655
00:44:58,811 --> 00:45:00,980
Just use my frames for practice.

656
00:45:01,612 --> 00:45:03,213
Yeah?

657
00:45:04,186 --> 00:45:06,749
Yeah?

658
00:45:06,851 --> 00:45:08,922
Please say you're joking.

659
00:45:09,557 --> 00:45:11,419
OK. When did this occur?

660
00:45:48,061 --> 00:45:50,794
WOMAN:<i> So Maggie says</i>
<i> you work at WBSR?</i>

661
00:45:50,896 --> 00:45:52,160
Yeah, and we're forced to do

662
00:45:52,262 --> 00:45:54,264
these stupid fluff pieces,
you know.

663
00:45:54,366 --> 00:45:58,299
Nothing really human.
Nothing that means anything.

664
00:45:58,401 --> 00:46:01,035
"Child gets trapped
in washing machine.

665
00:46:01,137 --> 00:46:03,943
Man masturbates in a McDonald's.

666
00:46:04,045 --> 00:46:06,208
Child brings giant snake
to school, snake escapes.

667
00:46:06,310 --> 00:46:08,379
Kindergarten class
is scarred for life."

668
00:46:08,481 --> 00:46:09,848
(LAUGHS)

669
00:46:09,950 --> 00:46:11,947
"Folks, have we got a story
for you.

670
00:46:12,049 --> 00:46:13,613
Oh, yes! Big story! Earthquake!

671
00:46:13,715 --> 00:46:15,923
A baby fell out of a building
during the earthquake!

672
00:46:16,025 --> 00:46:18,124
A local man caught the baby
before it hit the ground!

673
00:46:18,226 --> 00:46:21,324
Amazing! What a hero! Full story
after the commercial break."

674
00:46:32,101 --> 00:46:34,139
Why does Rachel hate me?

675
00:46:35,945 --> 00:46:38,844
-She doesn't hate you.
-Yeah, well, why does she?

676
00:46:38,946 --> 00:46:41,414
-I said she doesn't hate you.
-Yeah.

677
00:46:41,516 --> 00:46:43,344
(CAR HORN BLARES)

678
00:46:43,446 --> 00:46:46,547
She's nice to everybody else
except for me.

679
00:47:14,514 --> 00:47:15,917
Well?

680
00:47:24,492 --> 00:47:26,059
I'll miss you.

681
00:47:26,994 --> 00:47:29,827
Earlier when we were
with everybody

682
00:47:29,929 --> 00:47:33,099
and I did the, uh, radio voice

683
00:47:33,201 --> 00:47:36,938
about the earthquake
and the baby, you didn't laugh.

684
00:47:37,639 --> 00:47:39,336
Nobody else did either.

685
00:47:40,742 --> 00:47:43,076
Was it because of my delivery?

686
00:47:45,612 --> 00:47:47,410
I don't know.

687
00:47:47,512 --> 00:47:51,953
Or was it in comparison
with what Rachel was saying?

688
00:47:54,587 --> 00:47:56,089
Maybe.

689
00:48:05,927 --> 00:48:09,234
You used to think I was the
funniest person in the world.

690
00:48:18,476 --> 00:48:21,447
You're really not going
to stay another night?

691
00:48:21,549 --> 00:48:23,116
Probably not.

692
00:48:38,128 --> 00:48:41,293
I think I was, like, six.

693
00:48:41,395 --> 00:48:42,628
My mom was cooking dinner

694
00:48:42,731 --> 00:48:45,303
and she sliced her finger open
with a knife.

695
00:48:45,405 --> 00:48:48,240
I saw all the blood and I saw
how freaked out she was.

696
00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:51,108
Like, there was a real look
of terror on her face.

697
00:48:51,210 --> 00:48:52,639
Her finger was dangling
the wrong way.

698
00:48:52,741 --> 00:48:54,841
She went to the hospital,
she got it stitched up,

699
00:48:54,943 --> 00:48:59,346
but I totally thought she was
gonna die while she was there.

700
00:48:59,448 --> 00:49:01,249
-Good hand.
-ERIC: Thank you.

701
00:49:01,351 --> 00:49:03,388
DENNIS:
And what about you, Eric?

702
00:49:03,490 --> 00:49:08,158
First time you realized that
death exists and people die.

703
00:49:08,260 --> 00:49:09,857
ERIC:
That's what we're talking about?

704
00:49:09,959 --> 00:49:11,593
Yeah.

705
00:49:13,468 --> 00:49:15,036
Um...

706
00:49:17,338 --> 00:49:22,571
I remember... there was
this father and son I once knew.

707
00:49:22,673 --> 00:49:27,147
And, uh, the father was,
like, pretty high up in status,

708
00:49:27,249 --> 00:49:30,884
like, he had most of the power
in their community.

709
00:49:30,986 --> 00:49:32,985
And the father
was planning on the son

710
00:49:33,087 --> 00:49:34,881
taking over for him,
for the father,

711
00:49:34,983 --> 00:49:38,189
like, taking over what you
could call the family business.

712
00:49:38,291 --> 00:49:42,155
But the son's uncle,
the father's brother,

713
00:49:42,257 --> 00:49:44,624
he wanted the power.

714
00:49:44,726 --> 00:49:48,801
He was jealous and mean,
the uncle, and...

715
00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:50,930
so the evil uncle made a trap

716
00:49:51,032 --> 00:49:55,975
cornering the father in this,
like, canyon, in a canyon,

717
00:49:56,077 --> 00:49:58,612
where there was
a stampede of antelope.

718
00:49:58,714 --> 00:49:59,672
-Antelope?
-ERIC: Yeah.

719
00:49:59,774 --> 00:50:02,742
Like, very strong antelope
or strong deer.

720
00:50:02,844 --> 00:50:05,117
I don't know. But animals
that look like antelope,

721
00:50:05,219 --> 00:50:07,053
and the father was trapped
and he was hurt,

722
00:50:07,155 --> 00:50:11,356
and he tried
to climb up the canyon wall.

723
00:50:12,959 --> 00:50:14,689
But the uncle was there.

724
00:50:17,164 --> 00:50:21,696
Uh, he didn't let the father
climb up.

725
00:50:23,201 --> 00:50:25,168
He, uh... And the father fell.

726
00:50:25,270 --> 00:50:28,241
He fell back down
into the canyon.

727
00:50:29,105 --> 00:50:31,112
And, um...

728
00:50:32,474 --> 00:50:35,281
He, uh... That's how he died.

729
00:50:35,383 --> 00:50:39,885
And the son, he went down there
wondering what happened,

730
00:50:39,987 --> 00:50:41,781
and he found his father dead.

731
00:50:41,883 --> 00:50:44,351
The son was so sad,
he was trying to understand

732
00:50:44,453 --> 00:50:46,391
what happened to his father.

733
00:50:48,824 --> 00:50:52,133
And understand
why his father wasn't moving.

734
00:50:53,199 --> 00:50:57,138
Um, and his father
was indeed dead.

735
00:50:58,337 --> 00:51:01,103
And that was the first time
I realized

736
00:51:01,205 --> 00:51:03,606
that sometimes, lions die.

737
00:51:05,515 --> 00:51:06,981
(LAUGHTER)

738
00:51:07,083 --> 00:51:09,744
DENNIS: Oh, my God, Eric,
you're crazy.

739
00:51:11,181 --> 00:51:13,814
WOMAN: Ooh! (LAUGHS)

740
00:51:14,582 --> 00:51:15,854
JOSH: Wait. I... I don't get it.

741
00:51:15,956 --> 00:51:17,718
What's going on? What?

742
00:51:17,820 --> 00:51:21,353
The son that found
the father dead, that was Simba

743
00:51:21,455 --> 00:51:23,389
from<i> The Lion King.</i>

744
00:51:23,491 --> 00:51:24,724
Like, the Disney movie?

745
00:51:24,827 --> 00:51:28,202
-WOMAN: Yeah.
-JOSH: All right. OK, I get it.

746
00:51:28,304 --> 00:51:30,732
Like, you got us, man.
You got us pretty good there.

747
00:51:30,834 --> 00:51:33,204
That's really the first time
you realized people die?

748
00:51:33,306 --> 00:51:35,104
Yeah, that tore me apart,
that scene.

749
00:51:35,206 --> 00:51:36,473
Basically traumatized me.

750
00:51:36,575 --> 00:51:39,138
I guess you could say
it<i> scarred </i> me for life.

751
00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:41,475
(LAUGHS)

752
00:51:41,577 --> 00:51:43,849
Scar is the name
of the evil uncle.

753
00:51:43,951 --> 00:51:45,544
Eric was scarred for life.

754
00:51:45,647 --> 00:51:47,716
-I got you. All right.
-Yeah.

755
00:51:47,818 --> 00:51:50,650
-Why were you crying?
-I was trying to sell it to you.

756
00:51:50,752 --> 00:51:52,324
I was trying to sell the story
to you.

757
00:51:52,426 --> 00:51:54,488
DENNIS: Well, you sold it.
I almost cried too.

758
00:51:54,590 --> 00:51:57,792
-WOMAN: Hilarious.
-JOSH: Wow.

759
00:52:02,198 --> 00:52:04,799
(WATER RUNS)

760
00:52:14,743 --> 00:52:16,981
Eric, I don't think
you'd do half bad

761
00:52:17,083 --> 00:52:19,614
in another game I play in.

762
00:52:19,716 --> 00:52:22,388
It's a bigger game.
Cash game, good players.

763
00:52:22,490 --> 00:52:24,457
Three times a week, and there's
a game tomorrow night.

764
00:52:24,559 --> 00:52:29,256
I probably play twice a month,
if I feel like I can afford it.

765
00:52:29,358 --> 00:52:30,423
What's the buy-in?

766
00:52:30,525 --> 00:52:31,725
I don't think it'd be wise

767
00:52:31,827 --> 00:52:33,332
to start with anything less
than a hundred.

768
00:52:33,434 --> 00:52:35,830
But you're better off
with, like, two or three.

769
00:52:37,836 --> 00:52:41,734
I should be going home, finally.
But that's tempting, for sure.

770
00:52:41,836 --> 00:52:44,470
All right. If you
change your mind,

771
00:52:44,572 --> 00:52:47,310
Megan's got my number.

772
00:52:47,412 --> 00:52:49,012
-Bye, Megan.
-All right, Megan.

773
00:52:49,114 --> 00:52:50,680
Thanks for coming.

774
00:53:04,232 --> 00:53:08,434
Hi. Just checking out of 426.
Thanks.

775
00:53:21,312 --> 00:53:24,681
(FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS)

776
00:53:38,029 --> 00:53:39,564
Hello?

777
00:53:41,334 --> 00:53:43,397
MAGGIE: (DEEP VOICE)
Knock-knock.

778
00:53:43,499 --> 00:53:46,639
Is Moopie-Moopie home?

779
00:53:46,741 --> 00:53:48,040
(SIGHS)

780
00:53:48,142 --> 00:53:51,741
MAGGIE: Hello? Moopie-Moopie?

781
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:54,777
Are you home?

782
00:53:57,985 --> 00:53:59,645
(HIGH VOICE) Yes.

783
00:53:59,748 --> 00:54:02,788
MAGGIE:
Do you know who this is?

784
00:54:02,890 --> 00:54:04,157
RACHEL: Yes.

785
00:54:04,259 --> 00:54:09,396
-MAGGIE: Who is it?
-It's Wug-Wug.

786
00:54:10,896 --> 00:54:12,366
Yes.

787
00:54:14,063 --> 00:54:19,004
It is me, Wug-Wug. Good morning
to you, Moopie-Moopie.

788
00:54:19,106 --> 00:54:21,604
Good morning, Wug-Wug.

789
00:54:21,706 --> 00:54:25,005
MAGGIE: I have not seen you
in long time.

790
00:54:26,913 --> 00:54:28,613
Whoosh.

791
00:54:30,245 --> 00:54:31,913
Oh.

792
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,950
(NORMAL VOICE)
Do you want to get a coffee?

793
00:54:37,121 --> 00:54:38,491
Maggie?

794
00:54:43,098 --> 00:54:45,492
Where did Moopie-Moopie go?

795
00:54:45,594 --> 00:54:47,464
Moopie-Moopie crawled back

796
00:54:47,566 --> 00:54:50,232
inside her warm
little hiding place.

797
00:54:50,334 --> 00:54:51,702
She is very tired.

798
00:54:51,804 --> 00:54:54,106
If there's any chance
of her coming back out to play,

799
00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:56,573
she needs a 16-ounce coffee

800
00:54:56,676 --> 00:55:01,079
and perhaps a delicious pastry
of some sort.

801
00:55:01,181 --> 00:55:04,416
Where did Charles go?

802
00:55:04,518 --> 00:55:08,853
-Charles went home.
-MAGGIE: Oh, did he?

803
00:55:08,955 --> 00:55:10,852
Hm-hmm.

804
00:55:10,954 --> 00:55:15,328
Charles went home
because he doesn't want to play.

805
00:55:15,430 --> 00:55:18,997
But Charles said
he was going home before,

806
00:55:19,099 --> 00:55:20,500
and he didn't do it.

807
00:55:20,602 --> 00:55:25,769
Well, I think this time,
Charles has left us far behind.

808
00:55:25,871 --> 00:55:28,602
Sorry about that but, you know,
Charles is an adult.

809
00:55:28,704 --> 00:55:31,674
Charles can do what he wants.

810
00:55:31,776 --> 00:55:36,549
MAGGIE: Are you totally sure
he went home?

811
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:40,850
Yes.

812
00:55:40,952 --> 00:55:45,291
ERIC: (POSH ENGLISH ACCENT)
Knock-knock. Anybody home?

813
00:55:45,393 --> 00:55:50,024
Wug-Wug? Are you there?
Moopie-Moopie?

814
00:55:51,693 --> 00:55:55,599
It's me, Charles. Hello.

815
00:55:55,701 --> 00:55:59,866
-MAGGIE: Oh. Hello, Charles.
-Hello, Wug-Wug.

816
00:55:59,968 --> 00:56:02,206
Moopie-Moopie
said you went home.

817
00:56:02,308 --> 00:56:04,945
ERIC: No, I'm still here.

818
00:56:05,047 --> 00:56:07,206
Hello, Moopie-Moopie.

819
00:56:08,709 --> 00:56:11,513
Darling, why, I...

820
00:56:11,615 --> 00:56:13,114
What's wrong with Moopie-Moopie?

821
00:56:13,216 --> 00:56:18,055
She said she crawled back inside
her warm little hiding place.

822
00:56:18,157 --> 00:56:19,724
ERIC: Oh, my.

823
00:56:20,657 --> 00:56:23,029
MAGGIE: Hey, Moopie-Moopie.

824
00:56:23,131 --> 00:56:25,631
Can Charles stay over?

825
00:56:26,366 --> 00:56:28,931
He brought his bag with him.

826
00:56:33,275 --> 00:56:34,972
Charles can do
whatever he wants.

827
00:56:35,075 --> 00:56:36,876
Oh, good!

828
00:56:36,978 --> 00:56:40,008
Ta. Thanks.

829
00:56:40,641 --> 00:56:43,180
Rather good. Ha!

830
00:56:43,282 --> 00:56:45,852
Lovely. Very fine.

831
00:56:45,954 --> 00:56:47,950
Rather. Well.

832
00:56:49,188 --> 00:56:51,019
Jolly good.

833
00:56:55,427 --> 00:56:59,566
(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRS)

834
00:57:40,235 --> 00:57:44,105
(VACUUM CLEANER CONTINUES
IN THE BACKGROUND)

835
00:57:50,582 --> 00:57:54,214
(VACUUM CLEANER GETS CLOSER)

836
00:58:12,340 --> 00:58:14,674
Can you do that another time?

837
00:58:17,476 --> 00:58:19,377
(TURNS OFF VACUUM CLEANER)

838
00:58:19,479 --> 00:58:20,711
This is the day when I do it.

839
00:58:20,814 --> 00:58:23,216
But you don't have
to vacuum in here, do you?

840
00:58:23,318 --> 00:58:25,450
RACHEL: I always vacuum in here.

841
00:58:25,552 --> 00:58:27,286
Why?
How does it even get dirty?

842
00:58:27,388 --> 00:58:29,587
I just like to do it anyway.

843
00:58:29,689 --> 00:58:32,024
Well, how about this time,
you skip it?

844
00:58:32,126 --> 00:58:34,394
I'd rather not.

845
00:58:34,496 --> 00:58:36,261
How about you leave
the vacuum there,

846
00:58:36,363 --> 00:58:37,463
and I'll do it when I can?

847
00:58:37,565 --> 00:58:39,032
How do I know
you'll actually do it?

848
00:58:39,134 --> 00:58:40,093
ERIC: You know what?

849
00:58:40,195 --> 00:58:41,566
Why don't you
go ahead and fucking do it

850
00:58:41,668 --> 00:58:43,765
if that's what you
really want to do?

851
00:58:43,867 --> 00:58:47,366
-I do.
-(TURNS VACUUM CLEANER ON)

852
00:59:32,818 --> 00:59:35,651
How's this?
Is this how you like it?

853
00:59:35,753 --> 00:59:37,356
Is this clean enough for you?

854
00:59:37,458 --> 00:59:40,956
Oh, is this good? Is this good?

855
00:59:41,058 --> 00:59:43,229
You don't have to be
this way toward me.

856
00:59:43,331 --> 00:59:44,797
I just like a clean house.

857
00:59:44,899 --> 00:59:47,597
-No, you're fucking eating me!
-RACHEL: I'm eating you?

858
00:59:47,699 --> 00:59:48,828
Yeah, you're doing it to eat me!

859
00:59:48,930 --> 00:59:50,297
RACHEL: It's my house.

860
00:59:50,399 --> 00:59:53,131
I can vacuum my house
how I want to vacuum my house.

861
00:59:53,233 --> 00:59:54,606
ERIC: Yeah, I know
it's your house.

862
00:59:54,708 --> 00:59:56,103
You're making that
very, very clear.

863
00:59:56,205 --> 00:59:57,809
RACHEL: I was the one
who was left alone

864
00:59:57,911 --> 00:59:59,711
to figure out how to get
a fucking mortgage on it.

865
00:59:59,813 --> 01:00:02,382
-ERIC: Yes, I fucking know!
-Pay the taxes.

866
01:00:02,484 --> 01:00:03,876
-You hate me for it!
-RACHEL: No!

867
01:00:03,978 --> 01:00:05,145
It's the other way around.

868
01:00:05,247 --> 01:00:07,550
-What do you mean?
-The other way around.

869
01:00:07,652 --> 01:00:08,719
The other way around.

870
01:00:08,821 --> 01:00:10,253
-You hate me for it.
-ERIC: Not true!

871
01:00:10,356 --> 01:00:11,855
Yes, true!

872
01:00:11,957 --> 01:00:14,356
-ERIC: No!
-You don't like me for it. Yes!

873
01:00:14,458 --> 01:00:15,894
(SIGHS)

874
01:00:16,428 --> 01:00:17,962
You don't...

875
01:00:22,535 --> 01:00:24,667
You do not like me for it.

876
01:00:24,769 --> 01:00:27,840
You do not like me as a person.

877
01:00:51,692 --> 01:00:53,195
Hey.

878
01:01:23,597 --> 01:01:25,896
What's going on, man? Welcome.

879
01:01:25,999 --> 01:01:28,629
-How much d'you want in?
-I'll start with 200.

880
01:01:28,731 --> 01:01:30,298
Two hundred?

881
01:01:52,294 --> 01:01:53,959
What do you have?

882
01:01:54,693 --> 01:01:56,892
-I have a hand.
-Yeah?

883
01:01:56,994 --> 01:01:59,261
-Any good?
-I think it's good.

884
01:01:59,861 --> 01:02:02,166
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

885
01:02:02,268 --> 01:02:04,168
Hmm.

886
01:02:04,270 --> 01:02:07,302
Yeah, I have a hand, but I don't
have the nuts or anything.

887
01:02:08,605 --> 01:02:10,272
Yeah.

888
01:02:11,810 --> 01:02:14,078
You paired up? You have a king?

889
01:02:15,646 --> 01:02:17,949
Maybe. (SCOFFS)

890
01:02:18,051 --> 01:02:21,283
Yeah. You're probably
ahead of me at the moment.

891
01:02:24,251 --> 01:02:26,156
Do you want me to call you?

892
01:02:27,158 --> 01:02:30,424
ERIC: If you have a king, no.
But, uh...

893
01:02:32,894 --> 01:02:34,428
(CHUCKLES)

894
01:02:37,138 --> 01:02:39,906
I can't tell if he's lying.
I don't know who this guy is.

895
01:02:40,008 --> 01:02:43,173
I'm not lying, I swear.
Do you wanna know what I have?

896
01:02:45,175 --> 01:02:48,514
-Yes.
-ERIC: I want another club.

897
01:02:48,617 --> 01:02:50,749
-And that's the truth.
-Hmm.

898
01:02:50,851 --> 01:02:52,619
I still think
you're ahead of me,

899
01:02:52,721 --> 01:02:54,648
but, you know,
I want a flush, so...

900
01:02:54,751 --> 01:02:56,857
That's it.

901
01:03:01,395 --> 01:03:02,621
(CHUCKLES)

902
01:03:07,898 --> 01:03:10,002
-ERIC: Really?
-Hm-hmm.

903
01:03:11,199 --> 01:03:14,006
All right, well. Let's just...

904
01:03:14,641 --> 01:03:17,273
We're doing this, so...

905
01:03:17,375 --> 01:03:21,076
All right, well, you're even
more ahead than I thought.

906
01:03:21,178 --> 01:03:24,683
-There you go. Nice one.
-MAN: Classic.

907
01:03:24,785 --> 01:03:26,645
-All right, ready?
-ERIC: Yep.

908
01:03:28,952 --> 01:03:30,719
-Fuck off!
-MAN: Hey!

909
01:03:30,821 --> 01:03:31,922
-Fuck.
-MAN: Hey.

910
01:03:32,024 --> 01:03:33,690
Yo, Bobby, man,
you had the best hand.

911
01:03:33,792 --> 01:03:35,159
You made the right call.

912
01:03:35,261 --> 01:03:37,094
-I would have called that too.
-BOBBY: Don't say that!

913
01:03:37,196 --> 01:03:39,933
If it had been the right call,
I would have won!

914
01:03:44,302 --> 01:03:46,701
MAN: Forget about it, man.
It happens to everybody.

915
01:03:46,803 --> 01:03:48,304
(DOOR SLAMS)

916
01:04:11,958 --> 01:04:13,659
Ooh!

917
01:04:14,895 --> 01:04:16,431
OK.

918
01:04:18,537 --> 01:04:19,665
What?

919
01:04:23,377 --> 01:04:25,077
Hm-hmm.

920
01:04:28,209 --> 01:04:31,952
I think I should... fold?

921
01:04:33,819 --> 01:04:36,751
-What is it?
-Just 50.

922
01:04:36,853 --> 01:04:39,190
ERIC: Uh-huh.

923
01:05:00,376 --> 01:05:04,050
All right.
Just get it all in there.

924
01:05:06,386 --> 01:05:08,714
Wow.

925
01:05:09,620 --> 01:05:10,849
Wow.

926
01:05:10,951 --> 01:05:14,922
I figured it's the last hand
of the night, so... why not?

927
01:05:15,024 --> 01:05:18,631
No, no, no, no, no.

928
01:05:18,733 --> 01:05:23,168
No. You must have something.

929
01:05:24,101 --> 01:05:26,006
Did you really make a straight?

930
01:05:27,201 --> 01:05:29,273
Did you flop a set?

931
01:05:30,404 --> 01:05:34,608
Hang on. You are ahead of me.

932
01:05:40,415 --> 01:05:42,583
Then why would you
make that bet?

933
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:46,056
I mean,
I could just walk away now

934
01:05:46,158 --> 01:05:48,223
and be very happy
about what I've won.

935
01:05:48,325 --> 01:05:50,094
That's probably
the smart thing to do.

936
01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:51,862
You did say
at the beginning of the night

937
01:05:51,964 --> 01:05:53,130
that it wasn't about the money.

938
01:05:53,232 --> 01:05:56,663
-You just wanted to play.
-I want to win.

939
01:05:59,102 --> 01:06:02,306
Hmm... I just wanna win.

940
01:06:04,006 --> 01:06:05,907
I wanna win.

941
01:06:06,009 --> 01:06:08,048
That's what I want.

942
01:06:10,244 --> 01:06:12,514
That's what I want.

943
01:06:15,583 --> 01:06:18,685
I think
you're just better than me.

944
01:06:19,926 --> 01:06:22,656
You're just better than I am.

945
01:06:28,096 --> 01:06:29,434
(SHRIEKS)

946
01:06:29,537 --> 01:06:32,702
Mmm! Yeah!

947
01:06:32,804 --> 01:06:36,606
Oh! Oh. Sorry.

948
01:06:36,708 --> 01:06:38,108
Oh, man.

949
01:06:38,210 --> 01:06:39,878
I didn't mean
to make that sound.

950
01:06:39,980 --> 01:06:41,774
I've never made
that sound before.

951
01:06:41,876 --> 01:06:44,150
You have every right
to celebrate. You cleaned house.

952
01:06:44,252 --> 01:06:46,582
ERIC: Yeah, that was close.
Wow, I almost folded.

953
01:06:46,684 --> 01:06:48,914
-Sorry about that. (EXHALES)
-MAN: No, it was stupid of me.

954
01:06:49,016 --> 01:06:52,923
-I found that call. (SIGHS)
-MAN: Nice call. Nice call.

955
01:06:53,026 --> 01:06:54,791
-That was so good.
-MAN: Hmm.

956
01:06:54,893 --> 01:06:55,794
That was so good.

957
01:06:55,896 --> 01:06:59,132
-Nice call.
-ERIC: Wow.

958
01:07:00,063 --> 01:07:02,630
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)

959
01:07:15,209 --> 01:07:18,481
(HUMS TUNE)

960
01:07:27,692 --> 01:07:30,225
What have you been doing, man,
standing out here for two hours?

961
01:07:30,327 --> 01:07:34,332
-BOBBY: About that, yeah.
-OK.

962
01:07:35,737 --> 01:07:38,600
-OK what?
-OK, cool.

963
01:07:40,139 --> 01:07:42,604
-How much you win?
-I don't know.

964
01:07:43,543 --> 01:07:45,509
I...

965
01:07:45,611 --> 01:07:49,982
BOBBY: You look like you're
pretty happy with the night.

966
01:07:50,084 --> 01:07:51,442
I'm just waiting
for the car I called.

967
01:07:51,544 --> 01:07:52,711
Should be here any minute.

968
01:07:53,013 --> 01:07:55,518
BOBBY: Yeah, you're in
the wrong fucking place, man.

969
01:07:57,318 --> 01:07:59,286
Why are you here?

970
01:07:59,388 --> 01:08:00,185
What do you mean, like, in town?

971
01:08:00,287 --> 01:08:02,162
Like, here.

972
01:08:02,894 --> 01:08:04,761
In front of me.

973
01:08:04,863 --> 01:08:06,065
Taking my money.

974
01:08:06,167 --> 01:08:08,396
ERIC: That's the game.
That's how it goes.

975
01:08:08,498 --> 01:08:10,869
BOBBY:
You're in the wrong place, man.

976
01:08:10,971 --> 01:08:12,568
What does that mean, exactly?

977
01:08:14,037 --> 01:08:15,703
I have a gun.

978
01:08:20,613 --> 01:08:21,508
OK.

979
01:08:21,610 --> 01:08:24,283
So look, what do you think
it means?

980
01:08:29,090 --> 01:08:30,756
My car should be here
any minute.

981
01:08:30,858 --> 01:08:32,654
Then you better hurry up.

982
01:08:36,264 --> 01:08:38,230
How about I give you back
the money you came with?

983
01:08:38,332 --> 01:08:41,328
BOBBY: I'm not the one
who sat down at the table

984
01:08:41,430 --> 01:08:42,594
at the beginning of the night

985
01:08:42,696 --> 01:08:44,402
and said
that money doesn't matter.

986
01:08:44,504 --> 01:08:46,600
ERIC: I only meant that winning
is my ultimate priority.

987
01:08:46,703 --> 01:08:49,536
Money definitely matters,
of course it does.

988
01:08:49,638 --> 01:08:53,211
It's like the...
You know... What...

989
01:08:53,313 --> 01:08:56,681
You can't even...
It doesn't even... It...

990
01:08:56,783 --> 01:08:58,480
(STAMMERS) Huh?

991
01:08:58,583 --> 01:09:02,652
Take... You know, it's not...
Like, every...

992
01:09:02,754 --> 01:09:06,323
You don't... You can't even...
It's like running the world.

993
01:09:06,426 --> 01:09:09,890
And... anyway, I won this money
fair and square,

994
01:09:09,992 --> 01:09:14,796
and it's not fair that you just
want to take it away from me.

995
01:09:14,898 --> 01:09:19,503
-I'm getting very impatient.
-I'm happy to give you half.

996
01:09:21,439 --> 01:09:23,701
(AS CHARLES)
Please take half, sir,

997
01:09:23,803 --> 01:09:26,576
and let's call it a day,
shall we?

998
01:09:28,177 --> 01:09:29,711
Come on, man.

999
01:10:08,888 --> 01:10:11,918
(LOUD MUSIC)

1000
01:10:31,244 --> 01:10:32,909
AMANDA:
What are you looking for?

1001
01:10:33,011 --> 01:10:34,144
I don't know.

1002
01:10:34,247 --> 01:10:37,110
-Can I get you a drink?
-Um...

1003
01:10:37,212 --> 01:10:38,282
Vodka?

1004
01:10:38,384 --> 01:10:40,384
Yeah, what do you drink
with vodka?

1005
01:10:40,487 --> 01:10:43,587
-You could have a vodka soda.
-Great. Fine.

1006
01:10:45,489 --> 01:10:47,527
Your sisters
are in the backyard.

1007
01:10:47,629 --> 01:10:50,330
Oh. OK.

1008
01:10:53,465 --> 01:10:56,164
AMANDA: Do you, like,
not remember me?

1009
01:10:56,266 --> 01:10:59,332
-What?
-Amanda.

1010
01:10:59,434 --> 01:11:01,467
Yeah. No, of course.

1011
01:11:01,569 --> 01:11:04,308
-From bowling.
-I know.

1012
01:11:04,410 --> 01:11:06,571
You're, like,
a very good bowler.

1013
01:11:06,673 --> 01:11:08,173
Yeah, you're very good.

1014
01:11:08,275 --> 01:11:10,408
I don't know what you ended up
with on that last game, but...

1015
01:11:10,510 --> 01:11:12,616
One seventy-two.

1016
01:11:15,851 --> 01:11:19,821
Yeah. That's serious.
It's very serious.

1017
01:11:23,627 --> 01:11:28,065
-Are you OK?
-ERIC: What do you mean?

1018
01:11:28,167 --> 01:11:29,861
Do you wanna go outside?

1019
01:11:29,963 --> 01:11:31,735
Yeah, I'll be out there
in a minute.

1020
01:11:31,837 --> 01:11:33,373
OK.

1021
01:11:40,779 --> 01:11:44,142
There he is. We thought
maybe you'd just never show up.

1022
01:11:45,149 --> 01:11:46,650
I just, uh...

1023
01:11:50,884 --> 01:11:52,322
(AS CHARLES)
I've just been doing

1024
01:11:52,424 --> 01:11:53,622
a bit of the old
painting the town,

1025
01:11:53,724 --> 01:11:56,528
seeing my friends,
getting business done.

1026
01:11:58,424 --> 01:12:03,400
Uh, Eric, we were talking about
binge-watching<i> The Sopranos.</i>

1027
01:12:03,502 --> 01:12:06,131
Have you ever watched
<i> The Sopranos?</i>

1028
01:12:09,002 --> 01:12:10,839
(MIMICS TONY SOPRANO)
All due respect,

1029
01:12:10,941 --> 01:12:14,441
you got no fucking idea
what it's like being Number One.

1030
01:12:14,543 --> 01:12:15,877
Every decision you make

1031
01:12:15,979 --> 01:12:19,717
affects every facet
of every other fucking thing.

1032
01:12:19,819 --> 01:12:23,856
I'm Tony Soprano. Of course
I've seen my autobiography.

1033
01:12:23,958 --> 01:12:25,356
I wrote the thing.

1034
01:12:25,458 --> 01:12:28,461
I wrote it by living
my fucking life!

1035
01:12:29,756 --> 01:12:31,563
What is wrong with you?

1036
01:12:32,595 --> 01:12:34,632
(NORMAL VOICE) I got, uh...

1037
01:12:36,165 --> 01:12:38,963
(MIMICS TONY SOPRANO) I got
robbed at gunpoint tonight.

1038
01:12:39,065 --> 01:12:43,102
A man had a gun.
He took all my money.

1039
01:12:44,372 --> 01:12:45,940
(LAUGHS)

1040
01:12:46,706 --> 01:12:48,207
That's funny to you?

1041
01:12:48,309 --> 01:12:50,048
ERIC: (NORMAL VOICE) Who said
it was funny? There was a gun.

1042
01:12:50,150 --> 01:12:51,713
And I lost all my money.

1043
01:12:51,816 --> 01:12:54,586
How could that be funny?
Do you think it's funny?

1044
01:12:54,688 --> 01:12:57,215
Well, I'm... I'm gonna go
inside. I'll see you soon.

1045
01:13:01,795 --> 01:13:04,627
(AS CHARLES) Well, she doesn't
like me very much, does she?

1046
01:13:04,730 --> 01:13:07,165
Actually, Eric,
she has a little crush on you

1047
01:13:07,267 --> 01:13:08,727
for some sick, demented reason.

1048
01:13:08,829 --> 01:13:10,599
Well, I'd tell you to fuck off,

1049
01:13:10,701 --> 01:13:12,898
but I, Charles,
do not use profanity.

1050
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,670
(AS MOOPIE-MOOPIE)
Well, Moopie-Moopie

1051
01:13:14,773 --> 01:13:16,969
has never even uttered
the word intercourse,

1052
01:13:17,071 --> 01:13:19,710
but I'll be happy
to say to you right now,

1053
01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:23,945
"Fuck you hard, Charles.
Fuck you right to the moon."

1054
01:13:27,751 --> 01:13:30,417
(HIGH VOICE)
Peek-a-boo! That's right.

1055
01:13:30,519 --> 01:13:31,854
Buster Keaton lover

1056
01:13:31,956 --> 01:13:34,690
and classic-movie enthusiast
Randy Roundabout here,

1057
01:13:34,792 --> 01:13:37,495
pumped up and absolutely
prepared to deliver

1058
01:13:37,597 --> 01:13:40,197
a full decade's worth
of steaming vomit

1059
01:13:40,299 --> 01:13:41,564
into your open mouths.

1060
01:13:41,666 --> 01:13:43,261
See, I've been eating
tons of cheese

1061
01:13:43,363 --> 01:13:46,470
and a whole bunch of spinach
and other rotten greens,

1062
01:13:46,572 --> 01:13:48,773
so crank open
that throat passage

1063
01:13:48,875 --> 01:13:52,738
and get ready for a powerful
cargo dump of sickly hot puke.

1064
01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:54,710
Also, I must take this moment

1065
01:13:54,812 --> 01:13:57,548
to opine that the 1926 film
<i> The General</i>

1066
01:13:57,650 --> 01:13:59,949
is a<i> tour de force</i>
of physical masterwork

1067
01:14:00,051 --> 01:14:03,253
by the one and only silent film
movie star Buster Keaton,

1068
01:14:03,355 --> 01:14:04,722
whose altar I worship at.

1069
01:14:04,824 --> 01:14:07,285
This has been Randy Roundabout
himself, signing off.

1070
01:14:07,387 --> 01:14:12,164
RACHEL: (CROAKY VOICE)
The Hoagie Sandwich Lady is back

1071
01:14:12,266 --> 01:14:15,662
after a long hiatus in Florida,

1072
01:14:15,764 --> 01:14:17,270
where I've been almost too busy

1073
01:14:17,372 --> 01:14:18,868
chilling on the beach
in the day,

1074
01:14:18,970 --> 01:14:21,937
eating delicious hoagie
sandwiches in the afternoon,

1075
01:14:22,039 --> 01:14:26,243
and partying my ass off at night
to plot my revenge.

1076
01:14:26,345 --> 01:14:29,744
Yet, what have we here?

1077
01:14:29,846 --> 01:14:32,318
A bucket full
of my own human hair,

1078
01:14:32,420 --> 01:14:35,013
my fingernail
and toenail clippings,

1079
01:14:35,115 --> 01:14:37,851
and oh, the blood
of a diseased cow,

1080
01:14:37,953 --> 01:14:39,851
and I've blended it
all together.

1081
01:14:39,953 --> 01:14:41,854
So now's the time to go ahead

1082
01:14:41,956 --> 01:14:44,558
and dunk your head
into the bucket

1083
01:14:44,660 --> 01:14:45,826
until you're dead drunk

1084
01:14:45,928 --> 01:14:48,628
from the poisonous
chemical reaction

1085
01:14:48,730 --> 01:14:50,503
to all the piss and shit

1086
01:14:50,605 --> 01:14:56,038
and blood and shit
and puke and skin and blood.

1087
01:14:56,140 --> 01:14:58,870
ERIC: (AS RANDY) No matter
how many shits I have to shit,

1088
01:14:58,972 --> 01:15:00,444
how many fucks I have to fuck,

1089
01:15:00,546 --> 01:15:02,647
victory shall bear
only one name,

1090
01:15:02,749 --> 01:15:06,348
and that glorious name
shall be Randy Roundabout.

1091
01:15:06,450 --> 01:15:07,851
Buster Keaton lover

1092
01:15:07,953 --> 01:15:09,354
and overall classic-movie
enthusiast Randy Roundabout.

1093
01:15:09,456 --> 01:15:10,852
(AS WUG-WUG)
Hello, this Wug-Wug.

1094
01:15:10,954 --> 01:15:13,225
Would it be possible
to please stop fighting?

1095
01:15:13,327 --> 01:15:14,626
You're hurting my little ears.

1096
01:15:14,728 --> 01:15:16,393
RACHEL: (AS MOOPIE-MOOPIE)
He will never give up

1097
01:15:16,495 --> 01:15:17,825
because he cannot accept defeat.

1098
01:15:17,927 --> 01:15:19,630
If you think about it
hard enough,

1099
01:15:19,732 --> 01:15:22,795
it's the very reason
why you exist, Wug-Wug.

1100
01:15:22,897 --> 01:15:25,304
And why I do. Moopie-Moopie.

1101
01:15:25,406 --> 01:15:27,936
I was born
because Charles thought

1102
01:15:28,038 --> 01:15:30,807
he was the smartest man
on the face of the earth.

1103
01:15:30,909 --> 01:15:33,042
You and I, Wug-Wug,
we brought ourselves forth

1104
01:15:33,144 --> 01:15:36,242
to show him that there were
other flavors in the universe,

1105
01:15:36,344 --> 01:15:40,318
that it wasn't all Charleses
and Randy Roundabouts.

1106
01:15:40,420 --> 01:15:41,882
That there were other creatures

1107
01:15:41,984 --> 01:15:44,019
even more awesome
and more hilarious

1108
01:15:44,121 --> 01:15:48,459
than that which existed
in his limited imagination.

1109
01:15:48,561 --> 01:15:50,661
(AS CHARLES)
Speaking of limited,

1110
01:15:50,764 --> 01:15:53,693
Moopie-Moopie's story
is simply very one-sided

1111
01:15:53,795 --> 01:15:55,630
and... and not very true.

1112
01:15:55,732 --> 01:15:57,231
'Tis Moopie-Moopie who decided

1113
01:15:57,333 --> 01:16:01,740
that she was more awesome
and hilarious than anybody else,

1114
01:16:01,842 --> 01:16:05,642
and it was she who decided
to make you, Wug-Wug, know

1115
01:16:05,744 --> 01:16:07,906
that she was
that much more awesome

1116
01:16:08,008 --> 01:16:09,880
and hilarious than me, Charles.

1117
01:16:09,982 --> 01:16:13,082
(VALLEY GIRL VOICE) Hey,
this is Tina from the Valley.

1118
01:16:13,184 --> 01:16:17,956
We're at a party right now,
so maybe we should just party.

1119
01:16:18,058 --> 01:16:19,252
Please?

1120
01:16:21,327 --> 01:16:24,257
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1121
01:16:29,363 --> 01:16:32,604
Oh, wow, this is, like,
a furry blanket, isn't it?

1122
01:16:32,706 --> 01:16:35,103
-It's so furry.
-AMANDA: Yeah, I like it.

1123
01:16:35,205 --> 01:16:38,573
-That's why I bought it.
-ERIC: Yeah. What is it, sheep?

1124
01:16:38,675 --> 01:16:41,307
AMANDA: I think it's fake.

1125
01:16:49,189 --> 01:16:50,822
It's incredible.

1126
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:02,163
I think I'm gonna go
back downstairs.

1127
01:17:12,973 --> 01:17:15,914
What am I doing here?

1128
01:17:16,016 --> 01:17:19,750
Are you asking yourself that
question, or are you asking me?

1129
01:17:19,852 --> 01:17:22,722
If you have an answer,
I'd love to hear.

1130
01:17:25,218 --> 01:17:28,354
-(MUSIC CONTINUES)
-(CHEERING)

1131
01:17:34,862 --> 01:17:37,737
(CHEERING CONTINUES)

1132
01:17:46,943 --> 01:17:49,914
(♪ "OVERKILL" BY MEN AT WORK)

1133
01:20:51,627 --> 01:20:57,101
ERIC AND MAGGIE:<i> ♪ I'm looking</i>
<i> at you, looking at me</i>

1134
01:20:57,203 --> 01:21:03,908
<i> ♪ You're simply very much</i>
<i> who I like to see</i>

1135
01:21:04,010 --> 01:21:09,912
<i> ♪ I'm looking at you</i>
<i> looking at me</i>

1136
01:21:10,014 --> 01:21:13,151
<i> ♪ You're exactly looking like</i>

1137
01:21:13,253 --> 01:21:14,613
Hmm?

1138
01:21:19,324 --> 01:21:22,459
Should I go make sure
she gets into the bed all right?

1139
01:21:22,561 --> 01:21:23,688
MAGGIE: Yeah.

1140
01:21:32,065 --> 01:21:33,973
Good night.

1141
01:21:41,580 --> 01:21:43,444
Hey. You asleep?

1142
01:21:45,947 --> 01:21:47,448
RACHEL: Hmm.

1143
01:21:48,755 --> 01:21:50,088
I just wanted to say goodbye,

1144
01:21:50,190 --> 01:21:53,190
in case you're not awake
when I leave in the morning.

1145
01:22:40,100 --> 01:22:42,474
Thank you.

1146
01:22:42,576 --> 01:22:45,176
Yeah, OK. Well...

1147
01:22:51,544 --> 01:22:54,515
-RACHEL: Mom loved you.
-What?

1148
01:23:01,361 --> 01:23:04,424
Well, I just wanted to say
it was good to see you, and...

1149
01:23:04,527 --> 01:23:07,531
I'm definitely leaving
in the morning, so...

1150
01:23:07,633 --> 01:23:09,728
Mom loved you.

1151
01:23:10,630 --> 01:23:14,172
-I know that.
-She loved you a lot.

1152
01:23:15,136 --> 01:23:17,340
I know that. Yeah.

1153
01:23:21,177 --> 01:23:23,346
She even thought you were funny.

1154
01:23:26,646 --> 01:23:30,551
-Thanks. That's...
-I'm being serious.

1155
01:23:52,246 --> 01:23:56,709
I'm taking off pretty early
in the morning, so...

1156
01:24:03,451 --> 01:24:06,257
Do you think about me
sometimes?

1157
01:24:09,428 --> 01:24:12,428
ERIC: Yeah, of course
I think about you sometimes.

1158
01:24:13,061 --> 01:24:14,727
Do you really?

1159
01:24:17,970 --> 01:24:19,897
Do you think I don't love you?

1160
01:24:24,812 --> 01:24:27,740
-Yeah.
-ERIC: Yeah what?

1161
01:24:28,976 --> 01:24:30,480
Huh?

1162
01:24:30,582 --> 01:24:34,318
Yeah, you think I don't love you
or yeah, you think I love you?

1163
01:24:34,420 --> 01:24:38,289
I don't know. I think
you loved me a long time ago.

1164
01:24:49,396 --> 01:24:51,764
Come on. You know I do.

1165
01:24:54,370 --> 01:24:58,177
-You never say it.
-I do. I do.

1166
01:24:58,843 --> 01:25:00,905
Now what?

1167
01:25:09,020 --> 01:25:11,190
ERIC: I love you so much.

1168
01:25:12,287 --> 01:25:14,193
Even if I'm not here.

1169
01:25:15,962 --> 01:25:17,292
I could never stop loving you.

1170
01:25:17,394 --> 01:25:19,792
That's just not even
a possibility.

1171
01:25:55,834 --> 01:25:58,996
(BIRDS TWEET)

1172
01:26:46,885 --> 01:26:48,419
Where's Eric?

1173
01:26:50,685 --> 01:26:54,293
-I think he's still asleep.
-Hmm.

1174
01:26:58,958 --> 01:27:01,894
Isn't he going
to be late for his flight?

1175
01:27:05,101 --> 01:27:06,103
When is it?

1176
01:27:06,205 --> 01:27:09,634
-It's in an hour, I think.
-Oh.

1177
01:27:09,736 --> 01:27:12,377
His alarm
must have not gone off.

1178
01:27:26,554 --> 01:27:30,527
(♪ "'81" BY JOANNA NEWSOM)

1179
01:27:37,364 --> 01:27:40,603
Subtitles: Iyuno