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[gentle, pensive music plays]

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[music builds]

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[crackling]

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[music fades]

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[dramatic music plays]

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[electronic beeping]

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[music fades]

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[traffic humming]

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[dark, dramatic music plays]

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[music fades]

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["Power" by YANK$ playing]

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<i>♪ Ay, can you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, can you feel it? ♪</i>

14
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<i>♪ Can you feel it? ♪</i>

15
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<i>♪ Can you feel it? ♪</i>

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- [siren wailing]
<i>- ♪ Can you feel the ♪</i>

17
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<i>♪ I'm coming in hard
I'm making it swift ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't wanna be playin'
with y'all ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm killin' 'em all
and making it quick ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Nobody can do what we do... ♪</i>

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[man] <i>So, how's your life going?</i>

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<i>Having any chest pains?</i>

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<i>Been in an accident?</i>

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<i>Are you bleeding anywhere?</i>

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<i>I'm the one you call
when shit goes wrong.</i>

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<i>I am your best friend
on your worst day.</i>

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<i>And all of the shit
you're about to see</i>

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<i>happened to a real,
actual paramedic.</i>

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<i>Me.</i>

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<i>♪ Know the people go insane
They feel the ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We don't give it up
We relish in the ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Can you feel the ♪</i>

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[song ends]

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Well, well, well, Taggert.

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[Taggert] Randy.

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What's up, Mike?

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- Who's your friend?
- Nobody.

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Student ride-along.
Not a real person.

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Man, don't take that shit
from them.

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Hey. What y'all doin' here
anyway?

41
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We got a
disturbing the peace call.

42
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What?

43
00:02:03,976 --> 00:02:05,935
Taggert, what the fuck
you talkin' 'bout?

44
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They told us it was
an unknown medical.

45
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Shit, I hope it is.

46
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Somebody gotta go
to the hospital,

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that's yo' paperwork, not mine.

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Yep, the ABCs of police work.

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"Ambulance before cruiser."

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Please be
"disturbing the peace."

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Please "disturbing the peace."
Come on!

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[Taggert] Police!

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[Taggert laughs] OD.

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That's on y'all, suckas.

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[laughs]

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[Randy sighs] Shit.

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- You wanna get the stretcher?
- Gladly.

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[rookie] Is she dead?

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[Randy] She's not dead.
Dying, but not dead.

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What do we assess first?

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- ABCs.
- ABCs. Um...

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- Airway, breathing, circulation.
- Yes.

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First thing,
that's what we check.

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- Understand that?
- Yes.

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- ABCs. They didn't--
- ABCs...

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Oh, man.

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- Oh, oh, oh! Hey!
- [patient snoring]

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Know what the treatment is for
a dirty needle stick? Chemo.

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Same as for a cancer patient.

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Seventy-two hours
flat on your back and puking.

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And a year's worth of HIV tests.

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Alright. Now...

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- [thud]
- [screaming]

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Ah!

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[woman] I'm gonna kill
you motherfuckers.

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I should mention at this point
that you're all going to die.

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<i>Heart attack.</i>

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- [crash]
<i>- Car accident.</i>

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- [gunshots]
<i>- Murder.</i>

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- [flatline tone]
<i>- Cancer.</i>

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<i>Diabetic shock.</i>

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- [ding]
<i>- Fork in the toaster.</i>

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- [school bell rings]
<i>- Or peanut allergy.</i>

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<i>Rich, poor. Old, young.</i>

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<i>Sometimes they don't find you
for days.</i>

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You'll be dead too one day,

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and sooner than you think.

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Because guess what?

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It all ends.

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[baby crying]

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<i>You know the movie
of your life?</i>

92
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<i>- The one you're starring in.</i>
- [applause, cheering]

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<i>One day, that movie just ends
and you're gone.</i>

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<i>Remember what it was like
before you were born?</i>

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[sudden silence]

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<i>It'll be just like that.</i>

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<i>Forever.</i>

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<i>But sometimes,
'cause of people like me,</i>

99
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<i>you get a little borrowed time.</i>

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I'm gonna kill
you motherfuckers.

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Get the fuck outta my house.

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- [loud blast]
- [exclaiming]

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Gun! Gun!

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Secure your scene, Taggert!

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- Secure your fuckin' scene!
- [rookie screaming]

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- [panting]
- Fuck, man. First of all,

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I ain't know you could run
that fuckin' fast.

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God damn, you fast!

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Second of all,
who had a fuckin' gun?

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I'm gonna fuckin' kill
dispatch for this.

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[panting] She shot at us.

112
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You idiot! Someone pulls out
a gun, you run!

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- [Taggert] Clear!
- Get your fuckin' ugly-ass

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motherfuckin' hands off me,

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you goddamn ugly fuckin' mutt!

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[Taggert]
Scene's all yours, EMS.

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- [indistinct dispatch chatter]
- [clicking]

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[snores]

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[jarring tone resonating]

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[breathing heavily]

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[heartbeat pounding]

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[groans softly]

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[tense music playing]

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[heartbeat quickens]

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- [breathing heavily]
- [music intensifies]

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[groans]

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[music intensifies]

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Randy, man, you okay?

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- [heartbeat slows]
- [music fades]

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I'm fine.

131
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[siren wailing]

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[indistinct radio chatter]

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It's gonna be alright,
okay, ma'am?

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We're not gonna let you die.

135
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Seriously, you say that
one more time,

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I'm gonna punch you
in the throat.

137
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We never say that to a patient.

138
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- Ever.
- Sorry.

139
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[ambulance horn honking]

140
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What's that?

141
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This is NARCAN.

142
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It kicks the heroin off
of the narcotic receptors.

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This woman just paid
a lot of money

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to get higher than Jimi Hendrix

145
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and we're about to take that
away from her like... that.

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[syringe squeals]

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Okay. Um... You know what?

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I wouldn't sit there
if I were you.

149
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Why?

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Because...

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- [yells]
- ...of the puke.

152
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[rookie coughs]
It's in my mouth! [retches]

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What the fuck?!

154
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[rookie] What did she eat?!

155
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You stole my high, motherfucker!

156
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You're welcome.
Your life was saved.

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We're taking you
to the hospital, ma'am.

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You need to--
Ma'am, settle down.

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- [shrieking]
- Hey, no. Hey. Hey! Calm down!

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You need to calm down!

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00:06:03,674 --> 00:06:05,633
- [frenetic music playing]
- Oh, shit! Her arm's free!

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00:06:05,634 --> 00:06:07,469
- [screaming]
- No!

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00:06:07,470 --> 00:06:09,554
Oh, shit! Oh, no, no, no!

164
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- No, no, no! [grunting]
- [shrieking]

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[groaning]

166
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- [woman shrieks]
- Got a needle!

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That is illegal, ma'am!

168
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- [screams, chokes]
- [grunting]

169
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- [grunts]
- [groans] Oh, God...

170
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[music stops abruptly]

171
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Are you kidding me?

172
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You stuck me
with a dirty needle!

173
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- [tense music playing]
- You shit!

174
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[woman screams]

175
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Hey! Mike, brake!

176
00:06:35,039 --> 00:06:36,748
[Mike] What the fuck?

177
00:06:36,749 --> 00:06:37,999
[tires screeching]

178
00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,667
[all yelling, grunting]

179
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[Randy] Right...
right in the face.

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[woman shouts]

181
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- [grunting]
- [Mike] Hold her down!

182
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Hey! Now-- Shit!
I fell in it! Ah!

183
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[gags, retches]

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You crazy bitch!

185
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- [shrieking]
- [grunting]

186
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- Shit!
- Hey, hit her with the oxygen!

187
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[grunting]

188
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- Breathe, bitch!
- What are you doing?!

189
00:07:00,773 --> 00:07:02,692
[all shouting]

190
00:07:04,068 --> 00:07:06,404
I said hit her with it!

191
00:07:06,529 --> 00:07:08,447
[echoing metallic clang]

192
00:07:09,782 --> 00:07:12,493
[monitors beeping steadily]

193
00:07:14,203 --> 00:07:15,245
[doctor] What happened?

194
00:07:15,246 --> 00:07:17,248
We administered oxygen.

195
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Yes, and then the patient
needed to be restrained,

196
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uh, thereby possibly resulting

197
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in some self-administered
bruising.

198
00:07:28,134 --> 00:07:30,802
Is that your medical opinion?

199
00:07:30,803 --> 00:07:33,388
Sorry, what medical school
did you go to again, doctor?

200
00:07:33,389 --> 00:07:34,974
- Not a doctor.
- Sorry?

201
00:07:36,392 --> 00:07:38,852
- Not a doctor.
- That's right!

202
00:07:38,853 --> 00:07:40,687
You're not a doctor.

203
00:07:40,688 --> 00:07:43,648
So what do you say we leave
the diagnosing of the patients

204
00:07:43,649 --> 00:07:45,442
- to the real doctors, huh?
- Okay.

205
00:07:45,443 --> 00:07:47,068
I got a dirty needle stick
in the ambulance,

206
00:07:47,069 --> 00:07:48,486
so if you'd please
write me a prescription...

207
00:07:48,487 --> 00:07:49,738
- What a shitshow.
- ...for retroviral--

208
00:07:49,739 --> 00:07:51,197
You are unbelievable.

209
00:07:51,198 --> 00:07:52,949
Hope you enjoy
this nice, clean hospital...

210
00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:55,035
- Any dignity left in the EMS?
- ...while I'm out on the streets

211
00:07:55,036 --> 00:07:56,870
getting vomited on,
having to take pills

212
00:07:56,871 --> 00:07:59,330
that smell like a hobo shat
in my mouth!

213
00:07:59,331 --> 00:08:00,457
[rookie] Hey!

214
00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:01,791
[panting]

215
00:08:01,792 --> 00:08:04,086
In one day, I've been...

216
00:08:05,171 --> 00:08:06,338
shot at...

217
00:08:09,133 --> 00:08:12,094
thrown up on, and... strangled.

218
00:08:13,304 --> 00:08:14,597
And what, we still have...

219
00:08:16,348 --> 00:08:19,727
11 hours left in the shift.

220
00:08:20,519 --> 00:08:22,188
How do you guys do this
every day?

221
00:08:23,606 --> 00:08:24,731
It's our job.

222
00:08:24,732 --> 00:08:26,399
Your job sucks!

223
00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,860
Yeah, and it sounds real shitty
when you say it like that.

224
00:08:28,861 --> 00:08:31,446
Yeah, well, I can't go back
on that ambulance.

225
00:08:31,447 --> 00:08:32,782
Okay?

226
00:08:34,533 --> 00:08:35,825
I quit.

227
00:08:35,826 --> 00:08:37,701
[panting]

228
00:08:37,702 --> 00:08:39,163
[quietly] I'm sorry, Mom.

229
00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,084
[screams]

230
00:08:44,085 --> 00:08:46,669
Your job sucks!

231
00:08:46,670 --> 00:08:48,297
[doctor] Now there goes
a future doctor.

232
00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:51,466
<i>♪ When I get my check
I'm going on a world cruise ♪</i>

233
00:08:51,467 --> 00:08:53,760
<i>♪ On a boat made of pearl
jewels, full of whirlpools ♪</i>

234
00:08:53,761 --> 00:08:56,137
<i>♪ And a 1,000-inch flat-screen
to watch the world news ♪</i>

235
00:08:56,138 --> 00:08:58,516
<i>♪ And a personal chef
to cook up all the morsels ♪</i>

236
00:08:59,141 --> 00:09:00,892
<i>♪ Money, money
Money, money ♪</i>

237
00:09:00,893 --> 00:09:02,853
<i>♪ Money, money, money
Money, money ♪</i>

238
00:09:03,813 --> 00:09:05,563
<i>♪ Money, money
Money, money ♪</i>

239
00:09:05,564 --> 00:09:07,441
<i>♪ Money, money, money
Money, money ♪</i>

240
00:09:08,401 --> 00:09:10,193
<i>♪ Money, money
Money, money ♪</i>

241
00:09:10,194 --> 00:09:12,279
<i>♪ Money, money, money
Money, money ♪</i>

242
00:09:13,197 --> 00:09:15,031
{\an8}<i>♪ Money, money
Money, money ♪</i>

243
00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:16,909
<i>♪ Money, money, money
Money, money ♪</i>

244
00:09:17,743 --> 00:09:20,955
{\an8}["When I Get My Check"
by Lyrics Born playing]

245
00:09:27,795 --> 00:09:29,295
[song ends]

246
00:09:29,296 --> 00:09:31,506
[reporter] <i>Temperature readings
warming up a bit today</i>

247
00:09:31,507 --> 00:09:32,590
<i>into the upper 80s.</i>

248
00:09:32,591 --> 00:09:34,843
<i>By noontime, into the low 90s.</i>

249
00:09:34,844 --> 00:09:37,011
- [quirky music playing]
- [inhales deeply]

250
00:09:37,012 --> 00:09:38,264
[groans]

251
00:09:38,931 --> 00:09:40,057
[sips, gulps]

252
00:09:40,808 --> 00:09:42,517
[reporter] <i>...dry and pleasant
weather continues.</i>

253
00:09:42,518 --> 00:09:44,561
<i>Rain expected to return
next week.</i>

254
00:09:44,562 --> 00:09:45,895
[sighs]

255
00:09:45,896 --> 00:09:48,398
[TV laughter, chatter]

256
00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:51,526
That's bullshit!
You can't talk while intubated.

257
00:09:51,527 --> 00:09:53,112
[laughter on TV]

258
00:09:58,826 --> 00:10:01,328
[TV chatter continues]

259
00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:06,708
- [vomits]
- [music ends]

260
00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:08,334
[phone ringing nearby]

261
00:10:08,335 --> 00:10:10,379
[receptionist] Crescent Premium,
how may I help you?

262
00:10:11,255 --> 00:10:13,339
Uh, certainly.
One moment, please.

263
00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:14,674
[footsteps approach]

264
00:10:14,675 --> 00:10:16,761
Crescent Premium,
may I direct your call?

265
00:10:19,764 --> 00:10:21,140
[inhales]

266
00:10:24,727 --> 00:10:27,520
Well, I see you've certainly
put in your time as a paramedic.

267
00:10:27,521 --> 00:10:29,440
[both laugh]

268
00:10:30,816 --> 00:10:32,567
Well, I imagine insurance
sounds pretty boring,

269
00:10:32,568 --> 00:10:35,403
but we do work under
some pretty tight timetables.

270
00:10:35,404 --> 00:10:37,197
How are you at handling stress?

271
00:10:37,198 --> 00:10:39,116
Well, I'm a paramedic.

272
00:10:39,909 --> 00:10:41,826
So...

273
00:10:41,827 --> 00:10:43,745
I-I'm always stressed.

274
00:10:43,746 --> 00:10:46,498
[chuckles]
Is that why you chose insurance?

275
00:10:46,499 --> 00:10:51,753
Well, uh... I think that with
my many years of experience,

276
00:10:51,754 --> 00:10:54,172
uh, as a medical provider,

277
00:10:54,173 --> 00:10:56,007
that transitioning to another

278
00:10:56,008 --> 00:10:59,594
kind of medical
or healthcare field,

279
00:10:59,595 --> 00:11:03,056
I could bring, uh,
beneficial experience.

280
00:11:03,057 --> 00:11:05,017
Beneficial how?

281
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,979
Well, I...

282
00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:12,942
think that being a paramedic
is really important work.

283
00:11:13,776 --> 00:11:14,860
And...

284
00:11:16,112 --> 00:11:18,029
in all honesty, I got into EMS

285
00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:20,365
'cause I really wanted
to help people.

286
00:11:20,366 --> 00:11:22,659
But the reality is...

287
00:11:22,660 --> 00:11:24,911
we hardly ever help anybody.

288
00:11:24,912 --> 00:11:27,122
We're just kind of a mop-up crew

289
00:11:27,123 --> 00:11:29,999
for the worst tragedies
in people's lives.

290
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,335
You know?

291
00:11:32,628 --> 00:11:35,631
And, man, I have seen stuff.

292
00:11:36,716 --> 00:11:39,050
I mean, dead bodies
don't even register.

293
00:11:39,051 --> 00:11:40,552
I've seen millions
of dead bodies.

294
00:11:40,553 --> 00:11:45,390
Body parts. I've seen arms
and faces ripped off.

295
00:11:45,391 --> 00:11:49,477
And, man, that image
gets scarred into your brain

296
00:11:49,478 --> 00:11:52,647
for the rest of your life,
and I'm tired.

297
00:11:52,648 --> 00:11:55,567
I'm tired. I just-- I show up to
work first thing in the morning

298
00:11:55,568 --> 00:11:57,944
and my first thought is,
"Fuck everybody."

299
00:11:57,945 --> 00:11:59,529
And given the opportunity,

300
00:11:59,530 --> 00:12:01,698
I would set fire
to that ambulance.

301
00:12:01,699 --> 00:12:03,950
Because it's broken, Bruce.

302
00:12:03,951 --> 00:12:07,829
It's broken. The whole system
is fucking broken.

303
00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:09,414
And it's sinking

304
00:12:09,415 --> 00:12:11,499
and I'm out there with a
thimble, trying to bail it out,

305
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,461
and if I make one mistake,
someone could die.

306
00:12:14,295 --> 00:12:16,047
And you wanna know
my experience?

307
00:12:16,756 --> 00:12:18,674
[tuts] I'm burning out.

308
00:12:21,010 --> 00:12:22,427
[inhales deeply]

309
00:12:22,428 --> 00:12:23,763
I'm burning out.

310
00:12:24,805 --> 00:12:26,556
I'm burning out.

311
00:12:26,557 --> 00:12:29,685
[sighs] I'm burning out, and...

312
00:12:32,188 --> 00:12:33,898
I need the hell out of EMS

313
00:12:34,815 --> 00:12:36,734
before I fuck up
and kill somebody.

314
00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:47,078
Uh... you have
any other questions?

315
00:12:49,497 --> 00:12:52,166
[mellow, downcast music playing]

316
00:13:04,678 --> 00:13:05,720
[chatter]

317
00:13:05,721 --> 00:13:07,847
[woman] 22, are you 10-8 yet?

318
00:13:07,848 --> 00:13:09,265
[man on radio] <i>Negative.</i>

319
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,559
<i>- Waitin' on hospital paperwork.</i>
- Waitin' on paperwork.

320
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:13,019
They are over there
hittin' on nurses.

321
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,020
That's some bullshit.

322
00:13:14,021 --> 00:13:15,814
22, get movin'.

323
00:13:15,815 --> 00:13:17,858
Here you go, baby.
Put that back for me?

324
00:13:19,819 --> 00:13:20,861
Oh, hey, Shanice.

325
00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:23,238
- Hey.
- Hey, Randy.

326
00:13:23,239 --> 00:13:25,281
How'd you enjoy your week off?

327
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:28,368
Oh yeah, great. All the fun
of cancer without the cancer.

328
00:13:28,369 --> 00:13:29,786
Yeah, I had a needle stick once.

329
00:13:29,787 --> 00:13:31,371
Oh, I remember.

330
00:13:31,372 --> 00:13:33,707
That junkie behind the
chicken place, with the hair.

331
00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:35,834
Oh yeah, I forgot.
I was ridin' with you.

332
00:13:35,835 --> 00:13:37,043
Hey, that's right.

333
00:13:37,044 --> 00:13:39,338
Hey, listen.
Um... [clears throat]

334
00:13:42,383 --> 00:13:44,217
You gotta take me
off the schedule.

335
00:13:44,218 --> 00:13:45,427
Please.

336
00:13:45,428 --> 00:13:47,804
You gotta cut down my hours, somehow.

337
00:13:47,805 --> 00:13:50,640
Really. I'm in...
I'm in terrible shape, Shanice.

338
00:13:50,641 --> 00:13:52,476
Shanice, listen.

339
00:13:54,562 --> 00:13:57,939
- I'm not okay.
- Randy, I am sorry,

340
00:13:57,940 --> 00:14:00,191
but I am shorthanded.
I don't have anybody else,

341
00:14:00,192 --> 00:14:02,485
so you're in 42 with Mike.

342
00:14:02,486 --> 00:14:04,070
Come on...

343
00:14:04,071 --> 00:14:05,739
Why you always sticking me
with Mike?

344
00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:07,532
He's the only one that can
put up wit' your prickly ass.

345
00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:10,201
You may not know, but you're not
good at interpersonal relations,

346
00:14:10,202 --> 00:14:11,703
and I hope that's not
a shock to you.

347
00:14:11,704 --> 00:14:14,164
'Cause you know what?
I rode with you for two years

348
00:14:14,165 --> 00:14:16,291
but you break most people
within two or three months.

349
00:14:16,292 --> 00:14:19,127
Oh, come on. That's not true.
That's not fair.

350
00:14:19,128 --> 00:14:21,337
Lots of people like riding
with me. Like Kim.

351
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,299
You like riding with me,
right, Kim?

352
00:14:25,259 --> 00:14:27,761
Oh. You do so
like riding with me.

353
00:14:27,762 --> 00:14:29,220
She likes riding with me.

354
00:14:29,221 --> 00:14:31,056
Shanice, when we gon'
get a raise?

355
00:14:31,057 --> 00:14:32,724
Oh, baby, I would love
to give you a raise,

356
00:14:32,725 --> 00:14:34,726
and as soon as the government
ups our reimbursements,

357
00:14:34,727 --> 00:14:36,227
that's when you will
get your raise.

358
00:14:36,228 --> 00:14:37,979
And by the way, Randy,
you have another student.

359
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,564
- No. Unh-uh.
- Yes.

360
00:14:39,565 --> 00:14:41,441
No. There's no way. No.

361
00:14:41,442 --> 00:14:43,401
You are senior.
You get the student.

362
00:14:43,402 --> 00:14:45,362
Is there another paramedic
I should put them with?

363
00:14:45,363 --> 00:14:46,947
Somebody better than you?

364
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,202
- Nobody's better than me.
- What I thought you'd say.

365
00:14:53,829 --> 00:14:55,789
[Mike] Oh, come on, baby.
Don't do me like that.

366
00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:57,832
You know I'm at work.

367
00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:59,293
Look, I don't get off
'til seven.

368
00:15:00,044 --> 00:15:01,920
No, no, no, not p.m., a.m.

369
00:15:01,921 --> 00:15:05,048
I can get at you at 7:30, baby.
All I need's 45 minutes.

370
00:15:05,049 --> 00:15:07,426
[laughs] That's more than
enough time, you know?

371
00:15:08,177 --> 00:15:09,803
Mm-hmm, about 15 pumps.

372
00:15:09,804 --> 00:15:11,721
Aw, yeah, you know I like that.

373
00:15:11,722 --> 00:15:13,682
[groans] Randy's here.
I'll call you back.

374
00:15:14,558 --> 00:15:16,267
Look at this old creaky bitch.

375
00:15:16,268 --> 00:15:18,228
You know you only got
like ten summers left.

376
00:15:18,229 --> 00:15:19,521
[Randy] Don't start with me.

377
00:15:19,522 --> 00:15:21,482
I haven't even
had breakfast yet.

378
00:15:22,316 --> 00:15:24,359
Uh, Mike, you gonna let me
drive today?

379
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:27,278
Uh, no.
Okay? I drive. You know that.

380
00:15:27,279 --> 00:15:29,280
- Come on. Come on.
- No!

381
00:15:29,281 --> 00:15:31,700
Look, I wheel, you heal.

382
00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:33,702
Why do you wanna upset
the natural order of things?

383
00:15:33,703 --> 00:15:35,578
And look, we got
a student today too.

384
00:15:35,579 --> 00:15:36,913
I know. I'm hoping
we can pull out

385
00:15:36,914 --> 00:15:38,457
before that dipshit shows up.

386
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,502
Dipshit's already here.

387
00:15:42,503 --> 00:15:44,629
Oh, fuckwad.

388
00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:45,964
Or Jessica.

389
00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:47,465
[laughs sarcastically]

390
00:15:47,466 --> 00:15:49,259
- Randy.
- [Jessica] Hey, Randy.

391
00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:51,554
- Thanks for having me.
- Hey!

392
00:15:52,263 --> 00:15:54,514
You know something?
You seem pretty smart.

393
00:15:54,515 --> 00:15:56,182
Bet you on the top
of your paramedic class

394
00:15:56,183 --> 00:15:57,267
and everything, ain't ya?

395
00:15:57,268 --> 00:15:59,144
Hmm. Pretty smart.

396
00:15:59,145 --> 00:16:00,478
[Mike] I'm smart too.

397
00:16:00,479 --> 00:16:02,106
Game recognize game.

398
00:16:03,149 --> 00:16:04,442
- Okay.
- [Randy] Listen up.

399
00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:08,111
We work a 24-hour shift,
from 7:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m.

400
00:16:08,112 --> 00:16:09,988
You really wanna spend 24 hours

401
00:16:09,989 --> 00:16:12,241
in this hot box
with two sweaty dudes?

402
00:16:13,617 --> 00:16:15,410
- Yep.
- You're gonna see things

403
00:16:15,411 --> 00:16:17,288
that you can't unsee.

404
00:16:18,664 --> 00:16:20,165
I'm sorry, did I make a mistake?

405
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:22,709
Because I asked Shanice
to set me up with the best

406
00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:24,587
because I wanna learn
from the best, so...

407
00:16:25,504 --> 00:16:27,964
am I in the wrong truck, or...?

408
00:16:27,965 --> 00:16:30,383
Okay. Alright.
You wanna tag along, fine,

409
00:16:30,384 --> 00:16:32,177
but here's what you're gonna do.

410
00:16:32,178 --> 00:16:33,262
Nothing.

411
00:16:34,055 --> 00:16:35,346
You are going to do nothing,

412
00:16:35,347 --> 00:16:36,890
you are going to touch nothing,

413
00:16:36,891 --> 00:16:38,558
you are going to say nothing

414
00:16:38,559 --> 00:16:40,685
unless I instruct you to.
You understand?

415
00:16:40,686 --> 00:16:43,480
This is not a democracy,
it's a dictatorship.

416
00:16:43,481 --> 00:16:45,648
Okay? What I say goes.

417
00:16:45,649 --> 00:16:47,401
Period. End of story.

418
00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:52,531
Alright, "dick-tator."
Let's hit it.

419
00:16:53,157 --> 00:16:55,867
["What Kinda Whips"
by Freebass 808 playing]

420
00:16:55,868 --> 00:16:58,036
<i>♪ What kinda whips
are you driving around in? ♪</i>

421
00:16:58,037 --> 00:17:00,622
<i>♪ I like 'em brown, yellow,
candy-coated and spacious ♪</i>

422
00:17:00,623 --> 00:17:03,291
{\an8}<i>♪ What kinda whips
are you driving around in... ♪</i>

423
00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:05,335
{\an8}What the hell? We're supposed
to be saving lives

424
00:17:05,336 --> 00:17:06,628
{\an8}and you're getting a latte?

425
00:17:06,629 --> 00:17:09,005
{\an8}We don't get lunch breaks
or bathroom breaks.

426
00:17:09,006 --> 00:17:10,840
We got 24 hours ahead of us,

427
00:17:10,841 --> 00:17:13,009
we gotta grab what we can
when we can,

428
00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:14,593
and right now I am starving.

429
00:17:14,594 --> 00:17:15,721
[man] Hey!

430
00:17:16,222 --> 00:17:18,639
Do you guys really have
to park like this, man?

431
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,766
You're taking up
like three fucking spots.

432
00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:23,186
We park that way in case
we have to leave quickly

433
00:17:23,187 --> 00:17:25,397
in an emergency, sir.

434
00:17:25,398 --> 00:17:28,233
You know what? All you people do
is tie up traffic.

435
00:17:28,234 --> 00:17:30,068
You know that? You should get
a fuckin' real job.

436
00:17:30,069 --> 00:17:31,444
How 'bout that?

437
00:17:31,445 --> 00:17:33,655
Hey, dipshit, we do have
a real fuckin' job.

438
00:17:33,656 --> 00:17:36,658
What do you do with this
plastic-ass name tag, Kevin?

439
00:17:36,659 --> 00:17:38,868
Huh? Go back to RadioShack,
motherfucker!

440
00:17:38,869 --> 00:17:40,620
- Chill out, man.
- I don't have to chill the fu--

441
00:17:40,621 --> 00:17:42,664
- You chill the fuck out!
- What an asshole.

442
00:17:42,665 --> 00:17:45,208
- Yeah, people are mean.
- Fuck you. I'm not chilling!

443
00:17:45,209 --> 00:17:46,626
You'll see.

444
00:17:46,627 --> 00:17:49,295
Fuckin' handlebar mustache
bitch.

445
00:17:49,296 --> 00:17:51,548
[car horn blaring in traffic]

446
00:17:51,549 --> 00:17:52,883
Yeah, I'm sorry, Mama.

447
00:17:54,135 --> 00:17:55,885
Uh, coffee and a muffin.

448
00:17:55,886 --> 00:17:57,262
No, you know what?

449
00:17:57,263 --> 00:17:59,347
Two muffins.
One chocolate, one blueberry.

450
00:17:59,348 --> 00:18:02,308
Two muffins, one coffee.
That is...

451
00:18:02,309 --> 00:18:03,769
$10.25.

452
00:18:05,521 --> 00:18:06,689
Um...

453
00:18:08,315 --> 00:18:10,942
- Free coffee for heroes.
- [laughs] Oh.

454
00:18:10,943 --> 00:18:13,821
Free coffee for firemen
and policemen only.

455
00:18:15,156 --> 00:18:16,573
I'm a paramedic.

456
00:18:16,574 --> 00:18:18,158
[dispatch]
<i>Medic 42, emergency traffic.</i>

457
00:18:18,159 --> 00:18:19,409
Sorry...

458
00:18:19,410 --> 00:18:21,786
[siren wailing]

459
00:18:21,787 --> 00:18:23,413
[dispatch] <i>Medic 42,
respond emergent</i>

460
00:18:23,414 --> 00:18:25,457
<i>to 5200 West Imperial Highway</i>

461
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:26,709
<i>for psychiatric patient.</i>

462
00:18:27,668 --> 00:18:28,918
[Mike] Oh, it's your boy Johnny.

463
00:18:28,919 --> 00:18:31,463
Man, I hope
he's wearing clothes today.

464
00:18:31,464 --> 00:18:33,965
You know something?
I bet ya he's not.

465
00:18:33,966 --> 00:18:36,259
Matter of fact, 20 bucks say
he's gonna be butt-ass naked.

466
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:38,219
- Oh, no way.
- Twenty dollars.

467
00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:39,263
- Bet you right now.
- I'm in.

468
00:18:39,889 --> 00:18:41,222
You're payin' for my lunch today

469
00:18:41,223 --> 00:18:42,515
'cause he gon' be
fuckin' butt-ass naked.

470
00:18:42,516 --> 00:18:43,558
- Let's do this.
- Let's do it.

471
00:18:43,559 --> 00:18:45,226
- Come on, big money.
- Okay.

472
00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:47,187
Hey, student of the year,
what do you think? You in?

473
00:18:47,188 --> 00:18:49,606
- Balls in or out?
- Balls?

474
00:18:49,607 --> 00:18:52,068
[funky upbeat music playing]

475
00:18:54,362 --> 00:18:55,862
{\an8}[timer clicking]

476
00:18:55,863 --> 00:18:58,073
{\an8}[Johnny yelling]

477
00:18:58,074 --> 00:19:01,284
I am Satan
and his only messenger!

478
00:19:01,285 --> 00:19:03,578
Well, there you have it.
It's a draw.

479
00:19:03,579 --> 00:19:04,914
Shirt, no pants.

480
00:19:05,664 --> 00:19:07,540
What are you talkin' 'bout?
That's bullshit, okay?

481
00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:09,417
I can see his dick.
That qualifies.

482
00:19:09,418 --> 00:19:10,585
[Randy] He's not naked!

483
00:19:10,586 --> 00:19:12,879
How'd you call that naked?
He's wearing a shirt.

484
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,673
Shirt, no pants. That's like,
uh... Winnie the Pooh.

485
00:19:15,674 --> 00:19:17,175
I guess Winnie the Pooh
got his dick out

486
00:19:17,176 --> 00:19:19,178
because I can see
Winnie the Pooh's dick.

487
00:19:19,303 --> 00:19:21,096
Johnny, bring your naked ass
over here!

488
00:19:21,097 --> 00:19:23,223
Leave this place...

489
00:19:23,224 --> 00:19:25,058
or I'll destroy you all!

490
00:19:25,059 --> 00:19:27,936
Oh, oh. Okay, so you really
wanna test your immortality?

491
00:19:27,937 --> 00:19:30,063
- Okay.
- Leave now!

492
00:19:30,064 --> 00:19:32,817
- [engine revving]
- [tires screeching]

493
00:19:33,651 --> 00:19:35,819
[window mechanism whirring]

494
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:38,613
I am Satan
and his only messenger.

495
00:19:38,614 --> 00:19:41,074
Man, that's greedy as fuck.
You cannot be Satan

496
00:19:41,075 --> 00:19:42,701
<i>and</i> his only messenger.

497
00:19:42,702 --> 00:19:45,079
Just pick one, okay?
Got too many fuckin' jobs!

498
00:19:46,288 --> 00:19:48,623
I am Satan
and his only messenger!

499
00:19:48,624 --> 00:19:50,083
Okay. You know what?

500
00:19:50,084 --> 00:19:52,168
Have some breakfast. But...

501
00:19:52,169 --> 00:19:54,254
leave people alone.
Lay low. Okay?

502
00:19:54,255 --> 00:19:56,715
Or I'm gonna hook the
defibrillator up to your face.

503
00:19:56,716 --> 00:19:58,049
Bzz! You understand?

504
00:19:58,050 --> 00:19:59,968
It don't matter.
Put some fuckin' pants on

505
00:19:59,969 --> 00:20:01,761
and get your ashy
leprechaun ass from over here.

506
00:20:01,762 --> 00:20:02,930
Nobody wanna see that shit!

507
00:20:03,597 --> 00:20:04,598
Satan does!

508
00:20:05,391 --> 00:20:06,517
What...

509
00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:09,102
[Randy] County, it's Medic 42.

510
00:20:09,103 --> 00:20:11,271
We are available.
No patient on scene.

511
00:20:11,272 --> 00:20:12,897
Repeat, no patient on scene.

512
00:20:12,898 --> 00:20:14,858
Wait. What are you doing?
You abandoned your patient.

513
00:20:14,859 --> 00:20:16,359
You could lose your license.

514
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,486
- [Johnny] Satan loves me!
- That is not a patient.

515
00:20:18,487 --> 00:20:19,738
That is Johnny.

516
00:20:19,739 --> 00:20:21,114
If he was actively schizo,

517
00:20:21,115 --> 00:20:22,282
he'd be pulling out his hair

518
00:20:22,283 --> 00:20:24,159
and biting his lips
until they bleed.

519
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,661
That's what Johnny does
when he's not on his meds.

520
00:20:26,662 --> 00:20:29,915
Right now, Johnny's acting
this way because he's hungry.

521
00:20:30,541 --> 00:20:31,833
- Oh, he's hungry. Yeah.
- Yes.

522
00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:33,877
The guy wagging his dick around.

523
00:20:33,878 --> 00:20:35,545
- Yeah.
- That-- He's hungry.

524
00:20:35,546 --> 00:20:37,505
[Randy] He wants us to take him
into the ER

525
00:20:37,506 --> 00:20:40,008
where they have to give him
a meal before they let him go,

526
00:20:40,009 --> 00:20:42,052
because the ER has no choice.

527
00:20:42,053 --> 00:20:45,138
They legally
can't turn anyone away.

528
00:20:45,139 --> 00:20:48,016
Now, we could bring him in
for his ER happy meal,

529
00:20:48,017 --> 00:20:50,518
but guess what? There's a
shit-ton of paperwork involved.

530
00:20:50,519 --> 00:20:52,729
So it's a lot easier for me
to skip the middleman

531
00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:55,315
and give him my breakfast.
And I'm starving!

532
00:20:55,316 --> 00:20:57,817
Okay. So just to recap.

533
00:20:57,818 --> 00:21:00,613
Your medical solution
is muffins.

534
00:21:02,156 --> 00:21:04,866
I sacrificed
my delicious muffins

535
00:21:04,867 --> 00:21:06,035
for the good of humanity.

536
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:09,205
- Mike, let's roll.
- Alright. We outta here.

537
00:21:13,501 --> 00:21:15,126
[indistinct radio chatter]

538
00:21:15,127 --> 00:21:16,337
Why are you here?

539
00:21:17,797 --> 00:21:19,214
Because I wanna save lives.

540
00:21:19,215 --> 00:21:20,924
[both laugh]

541
00:21:20,925 --> 00:21:23,301
- Is that funny?
- You wanna save lives.

542
00:21:23,302 --> 00:21:24,677
You think we savin' lives?

543
00:21:24,678 --> 00:21:26,429
Come on, now.
We just gave a dude muffins.

544
00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:28,306
Yeah, I used to want
to be a hero,

545
00:21:28,307 --> 00:21:31,351
but the fact is,
we're not heroes.

546
00:21:31,352 --> 00:21:32,602
Okay?

547
00:21:32,603 --> 00:21:34,979
The fact is that
most of the calls we get

548
00:21:34,980 --> 00:21:36,231
are bullshit.

549
00:21:36,232 --> 00:21:37,482
The people that need us
don't call,

550
00:21:37,483 --> 00:21:39,484
and the people that call
don't need us.

551
00:21:39,485 --> 00:21:41,111
People live, people die.

552
00:21:41,112 --> 00:21:44,072
You rarely make any kind
of difference whatsoever.

553
00:21:44,073 --> 00:21:45,240
This is a job.

554
00:21:45,241 --> 00:21:48,284
Okay? You clock in,
you clock out.

555
00:21:48,285 --> 00:21:50,453
At the end of the day
you go home. That's it.

556
00:21:50,454 --> 00:21:52,038
I don't think
you really believe that.

557
00:21:52,039 --> 00:21:53,665
No, I do.

558
00:21:53,666 --> 00:21:56,042
I do. I really, really do.

559
00:21:56,043 --> 00:21:57,752
And you should too
if you want to last.

560
00:21:57,753 --> 00:22:00,130
But you have people's lives
in your hands.

561
00:22:00,131 --> 00:22:02,549
How can you not care?
How can you not give a shit?

562
00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:03,759
Caring is what kills you.

563
00:22:04,427 --> 00:22:05,719
[Randy] The fact is,

564
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,012
most people in this job
can't last a year.

565
00:22:08,013 --> 00:22:09,305
They can't hack it.

566
00:22:09,306 --> 00:22:11,349
And the good ones,
the really, really good ones?

567
00:22:11,350 --> 00:22:12,642
Five years.

568
00:22:12,643 --> 00:22:14,478
Five years, max.
That's all they can handle.

569
00:22:16,981 --> 00:22:18,441
How long have you been doing it?

570
00:22:19,150 --> 00:22:20,942
[siren wailing]

571
00:22:20,943 --> 00:22:23,403
Eighteen years, nine months.

572
00:22:23,404 --> 00:22:25,865
[dramatic music playing]

573
00:22:32,455 --> 00:22:33,663
Alright, class president,

574
00:22:33,664 --> 00:22:35,082
this one's for real,
so pay attention.

575
00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:37,208
You're with me. Grab the bag.

576
00:22:37,209 --> 00:22:38,626
- Okay.
- Don't touch anything.

577
00:22:38,627 --> 00:22:39,544
Nothing. Got it?

578
00:22:39,545 --> 00:22:40,879
But then why am I...

579
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,506
[scoffs] ...even here?

580
00:22:45,551 --> 00:22:47,803
[commotion]

581
00:22:48,304 --> 00:22:50,430
Walk. Don't run. Never run.

582
00:22:50,431 --> 00:22:51,806
- [Jessica] Why?
- Why?

583
00:22:51,807 --> 00:22:53,476
Oh, shit. Door's stuck.

584
00:22:55,811 --> 00:22:57,896
- BSI.
- What?

585
00:22:57,897 --> 00:22:59,147
- BSI!
- What the fuck is that?

586
00:22:59,148 --> 00:23:00,732
- Put your gloves on!
- Oh. Okay.

587
00:23:00,733 --> 00:23:02,400
- [Randy] Hey, Jimmy.
- Hey.

588
00:23:02,401 --> 00:23:03,985
[Randy] Need you
to pop that door.

589
00:23:03,986 --> 00:23:06,321
- [Jimmy] Got it.
- Also need an additional driver.

590
00:23:06,322 --> 00:23:07,739
I need Mike in the back with me.

591
00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:10,117
- [Jimmy] We're on it.
- Hey. Everything's okay?

592
00:23:11,577 --> 00:23:12,660
What is that?

593
00:23:12,661 --> 00:23:15,039
I answer questions
after the fact.

594
00:23:17,124 --> 00:23:18,249
[shatters loudly]

595
00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:19,668
It's a window punch.

596
00:23:21,837 --> 00:23:22,879
[fireman] Okay, go ahead.

597
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,089
Pull her out the side.

598
00:23:24,090 --> 00:23:25,383
- Move in.
- Little more.

599
00:23:27,301 --> 00:23:28,885
[Randy] Alright,
head of her class,

600
00:23:28,886 --> 00:23:30,011
what do we assess first?

601
00:23:30,012 --> 00:23:31,805
Airway, breathing, circulation.

602
00:23:31,806 --> 00:23:33,723
He's breathing,
but it's rapid deep breaths.

603
00:23:33,724 --> 00:23:35,267
Kussmauls?

604
00:23:35,726 --> 00:23:37,268
Wait, am I right?

605
00:23:37,269 --> 00:23:38,854
[Mike] Rookie, get out the way.

606
00:23:39,438 --> 00:23:40,647
What's goin' on here?

607
00:23:40,648 --> 00:23:42,440
Got Kussmauls.

608
00:23:42,441 --> 00:23:45,151
Possible broken everything.
What about you?

609
00:23:45,152 --> 00:23:47,070
Lady was just a little shook up
but she's alright.

610
00:23:47,071 --> 00:23:48,863
Alright. Grab me a collar,
will ya?

611
00:23:48,864 --> 00:23:50,490
Okay, I got you.

612
00:23:50,491 --> 00:23:51,992
- Get out the way.
- Sorry. Sorry.

613
00:23:52,868 --> 00:23:54,077
[saw buzzing]

614
00:23:54,078 --> 00:23:55,787
Alright, and grab me
a non-rebreather.

615
00:23:55,788 --> 00:23:57,664
You just said
not to touch anything.

616
00:23:57,665 --> 00:23:59,958
And now I'm asking you to touch
a non-rebreather

617
00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:01,209
and bring it to me.

618
00:24:01,210 --> 00:24:03,170
Wait. No. No.

619
00:24:04,213 --> 00:24:06,297
[splutters] Sorry. Sorry.

620
00:24:06,298 --> 00:24:07,966
Not in the truck. In the bag!

621
00:24:07,967 --> 00:24:10,301
- The what?
- In the bag! In the bag!

622
00:24:10,302 --> 00:24:11,720
Oh, shit.

623
00:24:11,721 --> 00:24:13,180
Walk. Don't run.

624
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:17,685
Hey, buddy. Can you hear me?

625
00:24:20,938 --> 00:24:22,564
[fireman] One, two, three.

626
00:24:22,565 --> 00:24:23,899
[groans]

627
00:24:24,608 --> 00:24:26,067
One, two, three.

628
00:24:26,068 --> 00:24:28,236
No. Yeah, I got him.

629
00:24:28,237 --> 00:24:30,071
- [monitor beeping steadily]
- How am I doin'?

630
00:24:30,072 --> 00:24:31,114
Alright.

631
00:24:31,115 --> 00:24:33,158
Nothing in the belly,
good in all four.

632
00:24:33,159 --> 00:24:34,702
Got this, hero?

633
00:24:35,578 --> 00:24:36,578
[beeping rapidly]

634
00:24:36,579 --> 00:24:38,581
Oh, shit. He's in V-fib.

635
00:24:39,498 --> 00:24:40,999
You, I need you to do CPR.

636
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,835
Now. Go. Go!

637
00:24:46,797 --> 00:24:48,882
[monitor beeping rapidly]

638
00:24:48,883 --> 00:24:49,967
Harder.

639
00:24:50,885 --> 00:24:52,385
Harder!
You're not doing anything.

640
00:24:52,386 --> 00:24:53,636
- Harder!
- [crunching]

641
00:24:53,637 --> 00:24:55,638
Oh, God! I think
I just broke his ribs.

642
00:24:55,639 --> 00:24:57,390
No, no, no. That's a good thing.
A good thing.

643
00:24:57,391 --> 00:24:59,184
Don't stop, okay?
Means you're doing it right.

644
00:24:59,185 --> 00:25:01,354
Yeah. I can fix broken.
I can't fix dead.

645
00:25:02,104 --> 00:25:03,146
Come on!

646
00:25:03,147 --> 00:25:05,399
[siren wailing]

647
00:25:06,692 --> 00:25:09,819
[dramatic music continues]

648
00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:11,155
Um, are we gonna shock him?

649
00:25:11,697 --> 00:25:13,156
No, we gonna wax his chest.

650
00:25:13,157 --> 00:25:14,616
Yes, we gonna shock him.

651
00:25:14,617 --> 00:25:15,867
[Randy] Charging.

652
00:25:15,868 --> 00:25:17,827
- [defibrillator tone whirring]
- Clear.

653
00:25:17,828 --> 00:25:20,121
Brainiac is clear. All clear.

654
00:25:20,122 --> 00:25:21,998
- [beep]
- [flatline tone]

655
00:25:21,999 --> 00:25:24,752
[siren wailing]

656
00:25:28,672 --> 00:25:30,090
Comin' through.

657
00:25:30,091 --> 00:25:31,925
Hello? Hello, hello!

658
00:25:31,926 --> 00:25:35,637
Got approximately 40-year-old
male, two-car MVA.

659
00:25:35,638 --> 00:25:37,514
Restrained driver.

660
00:25:37,515 --> 00:25:39,183
Severe damage to the vehicle.

661
00:25:40,101 --> 00:25:41,686
Ten-minute extrication.

662
00:25:42,395 --> 00:25:43,895
Kussmauls at first,

663
00:25:43,896 --> 00:25:46,773
but once we got him out
went apneic and V-fib.

664
00:25:46,774 --> 00:25:49,150
Been shocked three times.
Last was on the drive here.

665
00:25:49,151 --> 00:25:50,151
Now asystolic.

666
00:25:50,152 --> 00:25:52,487
Ready? One, two, three.

667
00:25:52,488 --> 00:25:53,698
[grunting]

668
00:25:55,157 --> 00:25:56,866
Pupils are fixed and dilated.

669
00:25:56,867 --> 00:25:59,369
Fractured right arm and
depressed skull fracture in--

670
00:25:59,370 --> 00:26:02,205
Hold compression.
Just hold, hold, hold. Please.

671
00:26:02,206 --> 00:26:03,541
He's asystolic.

672
00:26:04,625 --> 00:26:06,918
You said he was traumatic.
Did you ever get a pulse back?

673
00:26:06,919 --> 00:26:08,128
- No.
- No.

674
00:26:08,129 --> 00:26:09,338
No.

675
00:26:09,755 --> 00:26:12,799
[sighs] Time of death, 10:29.

676
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,093
Oh, God.
You gotta be shitting me.

677
00:26:15,094 --> 00:26:16,762
Is that mud?

678
00:26:17,722 --> 00:26:19,889
Well, nice job, Dr. Randy.

679
00:26:19,890 --> 00:26:22,308
Just track all the mud
and bacteria you want

680
00:26:22,309 --> 00:26:23,476
into my ER.

681
00:26:23,477 --> 00:26:26,397
[machines beeping]

682
00:26:28,232 --> 00:26:29,734
[Randy, quietly] Seriously?

683
00:26:36,699 --> 00:26:38,868
[indistinct radio chatter]

684
00:26:41,537 --> 00:26:43,247
Hey. What happened?

685
00:26:43,831 --> 00:26:46,250
The doctor just called it?
That's it?

686
00:26:46,834 --> 00:26:48,168
Yes, that's it.

687
00:26:48,169 --> 00:26:50,170
Dude was dead when we got there.

688
00:26:50,171 --> 00:26:51,921
Okay, well, if you thought
he was dead,

689
00:26:51,922 --> 00:26:53,882
then why did you make me do CPR?

690
00:26:53,883 --> 00:26:56,968
Because nobody dies
in an ambulance.

691
00:26:56,969 --> 00:26:58,344
What do you mean?
It's an ambulance.

692
00:26:58,345 --> 00:27:01,890
- People die all the time.
- Nobody dies in the ambulance.

693
00:27:01,891 --> 00:27:04,434
It's a legal nightmare.
Once we start working on you,

694
00:27:04,435 --> 00:27:06,102
we're not allowed
to declare you dead.

695
00:27:06,103 --> 00:27:08,021
Only a doctor or coroner
can do that.

696
00:27:08,022 --> 00:27:10,231
So even if he has
zero chance of making it,

697
00:27:10,232 --> 00:27:13,985
even if we're just pumping blood
through a corpse,

698
00:27:13,986 --> 00:27:15,862
we cannot declare him dead.

699
00:27:15,863 --> 00:27:17,822
Now, he can be dead
before we show up,

700
00:27:17,823 --> 00:27:19,908
he can be dead
once we drop him off,

701
00:27:19,909 --> 00:27:22,953
but never, ever in between.

702
00:27:24,705 --> 00:27:26,623
That doesn't make
any medical sense.

703
00:27:26,624 --> 00:27:28,084
It's not medicine.

704
00:27:29,001 --> 00:27:30,585
It's healthcare.

705
00:27:30,586 --> 00:27:32,213
Welcome to EMS.

706
00:27:41,472 --> 00:27:42,597
No.

707
00:27:42,598 --> 00:27:44,767
No! Goddamnit.

708
00:27:46,185 --> 00:27:47,353
Stay.

709
00:27:48,104 --> 00:27:49,855
No! Go!

710
00:27:50,356 --> 00:27:53,274
Take my dollar,
you motherfucker!

711
00:27:53,275 --> 00:27:54,985
Goddamnit!

712
00:27:57,029 --> 00:27:58,446
Children can hear you.

713
00:27:58,447 --> 00:27:59,990
Fine. Good. You have a dollar?

714
00:28:01,784 --> 00:28:04,202
What I don't understand is,
if you hate your job so much,

715
00:28:04,203 --> 00:28:05,371
why don't you just quit?

716
00:28:06,288 --> 00:28:08,790
'Cause I like to eat and I don't
like to sleep in the gutter.

717
00:28:08,791 --> 00:28:10,583
- So get another job.
- [Randy] Like what?

718
00:28:10,584 --> 00:28:12,335
Like airline pilot? Huh?

719
00:28:12,336 --> 00:28:14,504
Listen, I've tried.
I am stuck here.

720
00:28:14,505 --> 00:28:15,797
Okay? Work at the hospital?

721
00:28:15,798 --> 00:28:18,758
All I'm qualified to do is
change bedpans and wipe asses.

722
00:28:18,759 --> 00:28:20,593
My training
doesn't mean shit here.

723
00:28:20,594 --> 00:28:21,803
Go to med school? Forget it.

724
00:28:21,804 --> 00:28:23,138
No. By the time I finish,

725
00:28:23,139 --> 00:28:24,723
it will be time
for me to retire.

726
00:28:24,724 --> 00:28:27,559
- [machine whirs]
- Okay.

727
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,061
- [plays cheery tune]
- Wait. What? No!

728
00:28:30,062 --> 00:28:32,022
God! I hate you!

729
00:28:32,023 --> 00:28:33,815
No! No! No!

730
00:28:33,816 --> 00:28:35,401
God!

731
00:28:35,735 --> 00:28:37,360
- [sighs]
- [jarring tone resonating]

732
00:28:37,361 --> 00:28:39,112
- [groans]
- [heartbeat pounding]

733
00:28:39,113 --> 00:28:40,739
Okay. [sighs]

734
00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:42,407
- Randy?
- [groans]

735
00:28:42,408 --> 00:28:45,243
Oh, Christ. I feel like my
heart's coming out my asshole.

736
00:28:45,244 --> 00:28:46,911
- [grunts]
- Hey. Hey.

737
00:28:46,912 --> 00:28:48,496
- [groans]
- What's the matter?

738
00:28:48,497 --> 00:28:50,165
No, I'm fine. I'm fine.

739
00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:52,667
- You havin' a heart attack?
- No. Just stop it. God.

740
00:28:52,668 --> 00:28:54,711
- [huffs] No.
- Okay, so it's a panic attack.

741
00:28:54,712 --> 00:28:57,714
- No, it's not.
- Take some slow, deep breaths.

742
00:28:57,715 --> 00:28:59,966
Uh, hello? Paramedic.

743
00:28:59,967 --> 00:29:02,595
- [Randy sighs]
- Are you okay to work like this?

744
00:29:05,264 --> 00:29:07,975
[exhales heavily] Look,
I'm gonna be fine. I just...

745
00:29:08,768 --> 00:29:10,477
[breathing heavily]

746
00:29:10,478 --> 00:29:12,479
Just need some-some time.

747
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,606
[panting]

748
00:29:14,607 --> 00:29:16,192
You don't understand.

749
00:29:16,817 --> 00:29:18,277
- [huffs]
- [Randy groans]

750
00:29:19,403 --> 00:29:21,864
[breathing heavily]

751
00:29:23,908 --> 00:29:25,201
[Randy sighs]

752
00:29:26,744 --> 00:29:29,204
[groans, inhales]

753
00:29:29,205 --> 00:29:30,748
[exhales heavily]

754
00:29:31,916 --> 00:29:34,585
[Jessica] You know,
when I was 13...

755
00:29:35,961 --> 00:29:37,545
my mom and my sister and I
went camping

756
00:29:37,546 --> 00:29:38,964
in the middle of nowhere.

757
00:29:39,799 --> 00:29:41,049
[huffs]

758
00:29:41,050 --> 00:29:43,551
And my mom really liked
cold chicken,

759
00:29:43,552 --> 00:29:45,095
so we were eating cold chicken

760
00:29:45,096 --> 00:29:47,263
on a picnic table
with some potato chips,

761
00:29:47,264 --> 00:29:50,309
and my mom got a piece
stuck in her throat.

762
00:29:51,727 --> 00:29:55,356
And I didn't... I didn't know
the Heimlich or anything...

763
00:29:56,357 --> 00:29:57,400
so right there...

764
00:29:58,567 --> 00:29:59,943
in that dumb campground...

765
00:29:59,944 --> 00:30:02,779
[poignant, dramatic music
playing]

766
00:30:02,780 --> 00:30:04,573
...my mother died.

767
00:30:05,825 --> 00:30:07,284
And I just watched.

768
00:30:12,748 --> 00:30:15,209
So that's why I'm...
that's why I'm here.

769
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,256
I'm gonna tell you something

770
00:30:21,257 --> 00:30:23,467
that I wish someone had told me
a long time ago.

771
00:30:24,468 --> 00:30:28,347
Run away from this job
as fast as humanly possible...

772
00:30:29,181 --> 00:30:31,350
or you will end up like this.

773
00:30:32,143 --> 00:30:33,309
[sighs]

774
00:30:33,310 --> 00:30:34,687
[cell phone ringing]

775
00:30:36,647 --> 00:30:38,106
[huffs]

776
00:30:38,107 --> 00:30:40,067
- That's weird.
- [ringing continues]

777
00:30:43,362 --> 00:30:45,114
Uh, hello? This is Randy.

778
00:30:52,747 --> 00:30:55,415
["Keep On Dancing"
by Full Crates playing]

779
00:30:55,416 --> 00:30:56,625
Okay.

780
00:30:59,378 --> 00:31:00,337
Okay.

781
00:31:02,131 --> 00:31:03,758
What you mean you can't be late?

782
00:31:05,259 --> 00:31:07,510
I know you're a teacher.
Fuck those kids.

783
00:31:07,511 --> 00:31:09,180
Just don't--
It's too early to be...

784
00:31:09,805 --> 00:31:11,307
<i>♪ Keep on dancin' ♪</i>

785
00:31:12,558 --> 00:31:14,267
What the fuck goin' on wit' you?
Hey, stop.

786
00:31:14,268 --> 00:31:16,394
[laughing joyfully]

787
00:31:16,395 --> 00:31:18,355
[kisses forcefully] Mmm!

788
00:31:18,356 --> 00:31:19,773
<i>♪ Keep on groovin' ♪</i>

789
00:31:19,774 --> 00:31:21,442
Yeah, I think Randy doin' crack.

790
00:31:23,194 --> 00:31:24,819
<i>♪ You'll know what to do... ♪</i>

791
00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:26,571
[Randy] Whoo-hoo!

792
00:31:26,572 --> 00:31:28,239
- Yeah!
- [song ends]

793
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,241
Hey! [laughs] I quit!

794
00:31:30,242 --> 00:31:31,785
[laughing] I quit!

795
00:31:31,786 --> 00:31:33,286
I got a new job. I'm quitting!

796
00:31:33,287 --> 00:31:34,996
That's it. I'm done.
[blows raspberry]

797
00:31:34,997 --> 00:31:37,332
I'm done. I got a new job.
I can't believe...

798
00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:39,250
I totally thought
that I blew the interview,

799
00:31:39,251 --> 00:31:41,002
but apparently
they loved my honesty.

800
00:31:41,003 --> 00:31:43,797
So... that's it. I'm outta here.

801
00:31:43,798 --> 00:31:45,382
So... It's...

802
00:31:45,383 --> 00:31:47,425
Shanice, you've been amazing.
It's not you. Really.

803
00:31:47,426 --> 00:31:48,927
Thanks.
You're the best supervisor.

804
00:31:48,928 --> 00:31:50,178
I really-- Thank you s--

805
00:31:50,179 --> 00:31:51,721
I don't need to give you
two weeks, do I?

806
00:31:51,722 --> 00:31:53,473
I don't think I could stay
another two weeks.

807
00:31:53,474 --> 00:31:55,642
I can't do two weeks' notice.
They need me to start Monday.

808
00:31:55,643 --> 00:31:58,603
Come on. Please, please l--
I can't believe it!

809
00:31:58,604 --> 00:32:01,482
Honestly, I didn't know
that I could feel happy.

810
00:32:02,233 --> 00:32:03,942
[woman on phone] <i>Hello?
Are you still there?</i>

811
00:32:03,943 --> 00:32:05,318
[Shanice] Yes, I'm still here.

812
00:32:05,319 --> 00:32:08,196
Can we, uh, re-up
on rubber gloves,

813
00:32:08,197 --> 00:32:09,948
hypos, and normal saline--
Hang on!

814
00:32:09,949 --> 00:32:11,533
[splutters] Randy!

815
00:32:11,534 --> 00:32:12,785
I did not say you could quit.

816
00:32:13,536 --> 00:32:15,246
And you have to finish
your shift!

817
00:32:16,122 --> 00:32:17,372
- Asshole.
- [woman] <i>Excuse me?</i>

818
00:32:17,373 --> 00:32:18,332
No, no, no! Not you.

819
00:32:18,999 --> 00:32:20,291
{\an8}["Ride of the Valkyries"
playing]

820
00:32:20,292 --> 00:32:22,711
{\an8}Okay! We ride!

821
00:32:22,712 --> 00:32:23,963
{\an8}We ride!

822
00:32:24,463 --> 00:32:25,422
Ha-ha!

823
00:32:25,423 --> 00:32:28,134
[music continues]

824
00:32:33,764 --> 00:32:36,015
[to song's rhythm]
<i>♪ It's my last day-ay! ♪</i>

825
00:32:36,016 --> 00:32:38,352
<i>♪ It's my last day-ay! ♪</i>

826
00:32:38,477 --> 00:32:40,854
<i>♪ It's my last day-ay! ♪</i>

827
00:32:40,855 --> 00:32:42,981
<i>♪ It's my last day! ♪</i>

828
00:32:42,982 --> 00:32:45,275
[laughs joyfully] Whoo!

829
00:32:45,276 --> 00:32:47,861
So long, fuckers!

830
00:32:47,862 --> 00:32:49,112
Yeah!

831
00:32:49,113 --> 00:32:52,408
[continues vocalizing
song's melody]

832
00:32:53,492 --> 00:32:55,076
[inhales deeply] Ah...

833
00:32:55,077 --> 00:32:57,455
I love the smell
of nursing home in the morning.

834
00:32:59,999 --> 00:33:01,708
[whistles]

835
00:33:01,709 --> 00:33:02,667
How you doin'?

836
00:33:02,668 --> 00:33:04,586
[clicking tongue]

837
00:33:04,587 --> 00:33:06,421
Hmm. What's for lunch?

838
00:33:06,422 --> 00:33:07,965
What the fuck is wrong wit' you?

839
00:33:08,758 --> 00:33:09,632
Sorry?

840
00:33:09,633 --> 00:33:11,301
This happiness
is making me uncomfortable.

841
00:33:11,302 --> 00:33:12,677
It's actually
kinda freaking me out.

842
00:33:12,678 --> 00:33:14,220
Yeah, it's a little unnerving.

843
00:33:14,221 --> 00:33:18,017
Well, in 18 more hours,
I am done with EMS forever.

844
00:33:18,893 --> 00:33:21,269
Uh, hi. Hello.

845
00:33:21,270 --> 00:33:22,687
What took you so long?

846
00:33:22,688 --> 00:33:24,105
What you mean
what took us so long?

847
00:33:24,106 --> 00:33:25,648
We got here in six minutes.

848
00:33:25,649 --> 00:33:27,650
That's two R&B songs.
Six minutes.

849
00:33:27,651 --> 00:33:29,110
We can't get here faster
than six minutes.

850
00:33:29,111 --> 00:33:31,029
The fuck you think we got,
a teleporter?

851
00:33:31,030 --> 00:33:32,530
Uh, where's the patient?

852
00:33:32,531 --> 00:33:34,325
Alright, look. Just-Just...

853
00:33:35,242 --> 00:33:36,284
follow me.

854
00:33:36,285 --> 00:33:37,827
This way.

855
00:33:37,828 --> 00:33:38,995
Come on.

856
00:33:38,996 --> 00:33:41,207
How the fuck
did he get this job?

857
00:33:41,791 --> 00:33:44,460
She's been having a little
trouble breathing lately.

858
00:33:45,461 --> 00:33:46,921
Define "lately."

859
00:33:49,882 --> 00:33:51,217
Newbie, what's your assessment?

860
00:33:52,093 --> 00:33:54,552
Well, she's cyanotic,
appears to have lividity.

861
00:33:54,553 --> 00:33:56,346
In my professional opinion...

862
00:33:56,347 --> 00:33:57,514
she's dead.

863
00:33:57,515 --> 00:33:58,766
Hmm.

864
00:33:59,809 --> 00:34:02,894
- You gotta do something.
- Do something? What? CPR?

865
00:34:02,895 --> 00:34:04,396
She's dead.

866
00:34:04,397 --> 00:34:06,146
Got a better chance
of reviving the nightstand.

867
00:34:06,147 --> 00:34:07,315
You gotta try.

868
00:34:07,316 --> 00:34:08,400
No, we're not touching her.

869
00:34:08,401 --> 00:34:09,819
- Unh-uh.
- [man] Alright.

870
00:34:10,736 --> 00:34:12,570
I'm gettin' the charge nurse.

871
00:34:12,571 --> 00:34:13,988
You can if you want to.

872
00:34:13,989 --> 00:34:15,990
Is the charge nurse a magician?

873
00:34:15,991 --> 00:34:18,535
Because that's the only way
this lady is coming back alive.

874
00:34:18,536 --> 00:34:19,537
With magic!

875
00:34:20,121 --> 00:34:21,246
Waste of time.

876
00:34:21,247 --> 00:34:22,914
Even the newbie knew
she was dead.

877
00:34:22,915 --> 00:34:24,958
- [laughs]
- No offense.

878
00:34:24,959 --> 00:34:26,085
I am offended.

879
00:34:26,835 --> 00:34:28,504
[Mike] Hey, County. Medic 42.

880
00:34:29,337 --> 00:34:31,214
[dispatch] <i>Medic 42,
this is County. Go ahead.</i>

881
00:34:31,966 --> 00:34:33,842
[Mike] County,
we need a coroner.

882
00:34:33,843 --> 00:34:35,176
We have a DOA on the scene

883
00:34:35,177 --> 00:34:37,387
and, uh, we're standing by
for paperwork.

884
00:34:37,388 --> 00:34:39,473
[dispatch] <i>Copy, 42.
Contacting coroner.</i>

885
00:34:40,641 --> 00:34:42,892
What do you mean, coroner?
What's going on here?

886
00:34:42,893 --> 00:34:45,603
Your patient is assuming
room temperature,

887
00:34:45,604 --> 00:34:46,938
I declared her dead,

888
00:34:46,939 --> 00:34:49,066
the coroner is coming,
and we are going to leave.

889
00:34:49,942 --> 00:34:51,026
How do you know she's dead?

890
00:34:51,027 --> 00:34:52,403
What are her vitals?

891
00:34:53,446 --> 00:34:54,864
[scoffs]
You wanna know her vitals?

892
00:34:55,448 --> 00:34:57,658
Well, if you must know,
zero pulse,

893
00:34:58,409 --> 00:35:00,535
zero over zero blood pressure,

894
00:35:00,536 --> 00:35:02,078
zero respirations.

895
00:35:02,079 --> 00:35:05,124
Like all... zeroes.

896
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,418
Would you like to know
her blood sugar?

897
00:35:08,419 --> 00:35:11,129
She was just fine when I checked
on her a few minutes ago.

898
00:35:11,130 --> 00:35:13,883
A few... minutes ago? Really?

899
00:35:14,842 --> 00:35:16,052
Shake her hand.

900
00:35:16,886 --> 00:35:18,262
Go over and shake her hand.

901
00:35:18,846 --> 00:35:20,346
- [huffs]
- [Randy] Do it.

902
00:35:20,347 --> 00:35:22,349
- I'm good.
- [Randy] Mike?

903
00:35:29,190 --> 00:35:30,733
[bed squeaks, creaks]

904
00:35:31,817 --> 00:35:32,943
- Look.
- [creaks]

905
00:35:33,527 --> 00:35:34,403
Look!

906
00:35:35,696 --> 00:35:37,615
"Hi. I'm dead."

907
00:35:38,657 --> 00:35:40,326
Goddamn, she cold.

908
00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:42,702
You know why she's fuckin' cold?

909
00:35:42,703 --> 00:35:44,204
Because this is rigor.

910
00:35:44,205 --> 00:35:45,914
'Cause she's dead.

911
00:35:45,915 --> 00:35:48,458
This type of stiffness
don't take a few minutes.

912
00:35:48,459 --> 00:35:52,003
We talkin' five or six hours.

913
00:35:52,004 --> 00:35:54,089
Huh? You can iron
your clothes on her,

914
00:35:54,090 --> 00:35:55,173
that's how stiff she is!

915
00:35:55,174 --> 00:35:56,549
Stiff as a board!

916
00:35:56,550 --> 00:35:58,135
Can I be honest wit' you?

917
00:35:59,178 --> 00:36:01,222
You're probably the worst nurse

918
00:36:02,098 --> 00:36:03,848
I've ever fuckin' met.

919
00:36:03,849 --> 00:36:06,059
This is totally unacceptable.

920
00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:07,394
I'm calling your supervisor.

921
00:36:07,395 --> 00:36:09,020
Oh. [laughs] Please do.

922
00:36:09,021 --> 00:36:10,855
That would be hysterical.

923
00:36:10,856 --> 00:36:14,234
In the meantime, I suggest
you get Mrs. Pustelli on ice.

924
00:36:14,235 --> 00:36:17,112
She's starting to add
to the lovely aroma around here.

925
00:36:17,113 --> 00:36:18,697
[Mike] I smell dead people.

926
00:36:18,698 --> 00:36:20,615
[wheel lift whirring]

927
00:36:20,616 --> 00:36:22,243
[cell phone ringing]

928
00:36:25,121 --> 00:36:26,871
- Hello!
- [Shanice] <i>Randy,</i>

929
00:36:26,872 --> 00:36:28,581
who is this nursing home lady

930
00:36:28,582 --> 00:36:30,041
screaming at me
on the other line?

931
00:36:30,042 --> 00:36:31,584
Look, these people are idiots, okay?

932
00:36:31,585 --> 00:36:33,837
They had a patient of theirs
that was dead for hours.

933
00:36:33,838 --> 00:36:36,715
[Shanice] <i>Randy, you have got
to learn to manage these people</i>

934
00:36:36,716 --> 00:36:38,341
<i>and stop acting like
an asshole to everybody.</i>

935
00:36:38,342 --> 00:36:40,552
Now I gotta deal with this mess.

936
00:36:40,553 --> 00:36:42,262
What do-- It's my last day,
Shanice.

937
00:36:42,263 --> 00:36:44,139
It's not <i>my</i> last day,
and if you finish your shift

938
00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:45,432
we'll see if it's your last.

939
00:36:45,433 --> 00:36:47,642
[scoffs] Really? Oh, no.
This is definitely my--

940
00:36:47,643 --> 00:36:48,728
I said what I said.

941
00:36:50,813 --> 00:36:51,981
Fuck.

942
00:36:52,106 --> 00:36:54,149
So, Carol, if you were
assessing that patient,

943
00:36:54,150 --> 00:36:55,776
would you classify them
as alive?

944
00:36:56,902 --> 00:36:58,737
I see. No, no, no.
No, you're right.

945
00:36:58,738 --> 00:37:00,447
I don't have a nursing degree.

946
00:37:00,448 --> 00:37:01,906
I was trained as a paramedic.

947
00:37:01,907 --> 00:37:04,242
Uh-huh. Well, let me ask you
something, Carol,

948
00:37:04,243 --> 00:37:06,119
since you deal in elder care.

949
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,788
My grandmother died
12 years ago at the age of 99

950
00:37:08,789 --> 00:37:10,665
and we buried her
next to my grandfather

951
00:37:10,666 --> 00:37:12,876
at that cemetery out
by the airport. Know the one?

952
00:37:12,877 --> 00:37:14,711
Uh-huh. Well, let me
ask you this.

953
00:37:14,712 --> 00:37:17,005
If you and I were to
go out there together right now

954
00:37:17,006 --> 00:37:18,381
and dig up
my grandmother's corpse,

955
00:37:18,382 --> 00:37:20,008
do you think
you could revive her?

956
00:37:20,009 --> 00:37:21,593
Because that makes
about as much sense

957
00:37:21,594 --> 00:37:23,470
as what you're saying
to me right now.

958
00:37:23,471 --> 00:37:26,097
Your patient was dead, bitch.

959
00:37:26,098 --> 00:37:28,016
Mm-hmm. And your people
didn't realize it

960
00:37:28,017 --> 00:37:29,642
for five or six <i>hours.</i>

961
00:37:29,643 --> 00:37:31,478
That is called negligence.

962
00:37:31,479 --> 00:37:33,146
But you thought
you'd just call 911

963
00:37:33,147 --> 00:37:34,856
and cover your asses,
is that it?

964
00:37:34,857 --> 00:37:38,193
Ah. Well, how 'bout you and I
call your administrator

965
00:37:38,194 --> 00:37:40,153
and go over this incident
point by point

966
00:37:40,154 --> 00:37:42,405
and see which one of us
still has a goddamn job

967
00:37:42,406 --> 00:37:43,741
by the end of the day?

968
00:37:44,909 --> 00:37:47,660
Oh! You're suddenly okay?

969
00:37:47,661 --> 00:37:49,871
We're clear now, Carol?

970
00:37:49,872 --> 00:37:51,373
Great. Well, if you have
any more problems,

971
00:37:51,374 --> 00:37:53,166
my name is Shanice,
you call me immediately.

972
00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:54,793
You got that?

973
00:37:54,794 --> 00:37:56,086
Damn right.

974
00:37:56,087 --> 00:37:58,255
[airplane engine roaring]

975
00:38:01,842 --> 00:38:03,968
Oh my God, I am so hungry.

976
00:38:03,969 --> 00:38:05,720
Mike, find a taco truck
or something.

977
00:38:05,721 --> 00:38:08,014
My stomach is eating itself.

978
00:38:08,015 --> 00:38:09,474
I got you.
That's all you have to say.

979
00:38:09,475 --> 00:38:11,102
You didn't really quit, did you?

980
00:38:12,019 --> 00:38:13,270
Yeah. I did.

981
00:38:14,105 --> 00:38:15,480
- No, you didn't.
- Yeah, I did.

982
00:38:15,481 --> 00:38:16,773
[scoffs] No, you did not.

983
00:38:16,774 --> 00:38:18,483
Yes, I did.

984
00:38:18,484 --> 00:38:20,652
Look, look.
Let me say this, okay?

985
00:38:20,653 --> 00:38:23,113
Randy has been in this
way too long, okay?

986
00:38:23,114 --> 00:38:25,782
EMS is not supposed to be
working this long.

987
00:38:25,783 --> 00:38:28,451
He don't know what he's gonna do
out in the real world.

988
00:38:28,452 --> 00:38:29,661
This motherfucker can't do shit.

989
00:38:29,662 --> 00:38:31,413
What are you talking about?

990
00:38:31,414 --> 00:38:32,997
I wouldn't know how
to function out there?

991
00:38:32,998 --> 00:38:34,791
Oh, but you know
how to function out there.

992
00:38:34,792 --> 00:38:36,209
- You damn right I do.
- Yeah.

993
00:38:36,210 --> 00:38:37,794
I function well out there too.

994
00:38:37,795 --> 00:38:39,504
'Cause I'm a normal
fuckin' person.

995
00:38:39,505 --> 00:38:41,589
I go home, I take a shit,

996
00:38:41,590 --> 00:38:43,633
then I take a shower
and I put on my clothes

997
00:38:43,634 --> 00:38:45,343
and I pick up my lady,
we go to dinner,

998
00:38:45,344 --> 00:38:47,011
then we come back home
and we fuck.

999
00:38:47,012 --> 00:38:50,306
Okay? That is called
being a part of society.

1000
00:38:50,307 --> 00:38:51,725
You, on the other hand,

1001
00:38:51,726 --> 00:38:53,935
would not survive one day
in the real world.

1002
00:38:53,936 --> 00:38:56,271
'Cause he ain't did shit.
Don't do nothin' besides this.

1003
00:38:56,272 --> 00:38:57,940
When the last time
you been on a date?

1004
00:38:58,357 --> 00:39:01,985
Hmm? When was the last time
you washed your fuckin' sheets?

1005
00:39:01,986 --> 00:39:03,821
- [laughs]
- Oh...

1006
00:39:06,449 --> 00:39:08,825
Well, where are you gonna work?

1007
00:39:08,826 --> 00:39:10,869
I'm working
in an insurance company.

1008
00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:12,871
- [Mike] What?! [laughs]
- What?

1009
00:39:12,872 --> 00:39:14,372
- Are you...
- What?

1010
00:39:14,373 --> 00:39:16,291
You gon' work in insurance.
Please.

1011
00:39:16,292 --> 00:39:18,084
Man, you can't even work
at fuckin' Subway.

1012
00:39:18,085 --> 00:39:20,670
I could w-- I could too
work at Subway.

1013
00:39:20,671 --> 00:39:22,714
You gotta deal with customers
to work at Subway.

1014
00:39:22,715 --> 00:39:24,257
Yeah. I could deal
with customers.

1015
00:39:24,258 --> 00:39:26,051
You could?
Let's pretend I'm a customer.

1016
00:39:26,052 --> 00:39:27,469
- Okay.
- Okay. You ready?

1017
00:39:27,470 --> 00:39:28,928
- Yeah.
- I walk in. Ding!

1018
00:39:28,929 --> 00:39:30,513
The little bell go off.
I'm in there.

1019
00:39:30,514 --> 00:39:32,474
Oh, hello, sir.
Are you having a nice day?

1020
00:39:32,475 --> 00:39:33,641
I'm having a great day.

1021
00:39:33,642 --> 00:39:34,934
I would like a sandwich
for lunch.

1022
00:39:34,935 --> 00:39:36,394
- Okay.
- You really supposed to--

1023
00:39:36,395 --> 00:39:38,063
Would you like a six-inch
or a footlong?

1024
00:39:38,064 --> 00:39:40,857
Okay. I want a six-inch
vegetarian sub, okay?

1025
00:39:40,858 --> 00:39:42,985
- On wheat with chicken.
- Mm-hmm.

1026
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,571
- [Jessica] Hmm.
- Okay.

1027
00:39:46,572 --> 00:39:49,282
Uh... that-that doesn't make it

1028
00:39:49,283 --> 00:39:50,950
a vegetarian sub
if you add chicken.

1029
00:39:50,951 --> 00:39:53,495
No. I would like, like I said,

1030
00:39:53,496 --> 00:39:56,831
a six-inch vegetarian sub
on wheat with chicken.

1031
00:39:56,832 --> 00:39:58,625
I'm sorry, sir, we can't do that

1032
00:39:58,626 --> 00:40:00,043
'cause that's not
a vegetarian sub.

1033
00:40:00,044 --> 00:40:01,711
Motherfucker, it is.

1034
00:40:01,712 --> 00:40:03,922
- I'm the customer.
- If you have chicken on it...

1035
00:40:03,923 --> 00:40:05,757
See? That's exactly why
you couldn't work there.

1036
00:40:05,758 --> 00:40:07,717
- But it's not vegetarian!
- It is vegetarian!

1037
00:40:07,718 --> 00:40:10,720
There are rules here, sir.
There are rules.

1038
00:40:10,721 --> 00:40:12,973
I can order whatever
the fuck I want. Alright?

1039
00:40:13,391 --> 00:40:15,141
I want a orange Fanta

1040
00:40:15,142 --> 00:40:16,476
with grape juice in it.

1041
00:40:16,477 --> 00:40:18,144
You can serve
your own drink, sir.

1042
00:40:18,145 --> 00:40:20,146
Here's your cup.
Go to the drink station.

1043
00:40:20,147 --> 00:40:21,773
What type of racist shit
is that?!

1044
00:40:21,774 --> 00:40:22,941
[laughs]

1045
00:40:22,942 --> 00:40:24,359
Fuck that.
I'm calling corporate.

1046
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,277
Beep-beep-boop-beep-beep.
Corporate.

1047
00:40:26,278 --> 00:40:29,781
Hey! This dude named Randy
that work at the Subway

1048
00:40:29,782 --> 00:40:31,491
is a asshole, okay?

1049
00:40:31,492 --> 00:40:34,453
He tried to make me
make my own fuckin' drink!

1050
00:40:35,663 --> 00:40:36,996
Also this is
a Black man calling,

1051
00:40:36,997 --> 00:40:38,248
so you know what that's about!

1052
00:40:38,249 --> 00:40:39,709
Bye! Fired!

1053
00:40:40,543 --> 00:40:42,293
- Shit.
- Alright. Alright.

1054
00:40:42,294 --> 00:40:44,587
Well, you know what?
I'm not working at Subway,

1055
00:40:44,588 --> 00:40:46,131
so... win-win.

1056
00:40:46,132 --> 00:40:47,466
[dispatch] <i>Medic 42.</i>

1057
00:40:48,175 --> 00:40:50,051
No. Come on!

1058
00:40:50,052 --> 00:40:52,303
Not now. Don't take it.
No. No. No, Mike. Please.

1059
00:40:52,304 --> 00:40:54,139
Come on, man. It's our job.

1060
00:40:54,140 --> 00:40:55,640
- 42 is here. Go ahead.
- Oh, God.

1061
00:40:55,641 --> 00:40:57,517
[dispatch] <i>Medic 42,
emergency traffic.</i>

1062
00:40:57,518 --> 00:40:59,477
<i>Respond emergent
in 33 Cooper Court.</i>

1063
00:40:59,478 --> 00:41:03,106
Oh man, I hope this patient
is dead so I can eat...

1064
00:41:03,107 --> 00:41:05,233
[groans] ...a taco.

1065
00:41:05,234 --> 00:41:07,737
[dramatic music playing]

1066
00:41:08,571 --> 00:41:11,282
{\an8}[timer clicking]

1067
00:41:19,331 --> 00:41:20,875
[Mike] Oh, this is gonna be
fucked up.

1068
00:41:21,834 --> 00:41:23,169
[Taggert laughs]

1069
00:41:25,963 --> 00:41:27,630
[Mike] Hey. Hey. Sir?

1070
00:41:27,631 --> 00:41:30,341
S-Sir, excuse me. We just--
We just wanna take a look at--

1071
00:41:30,342 --> 00:41:31,719
- Yeah. Hey.
- [Jessica gasps]

1072
00:41:32,762 --> 00:41:35,638
- [man] What?
- [Randy] Hey, sir, uh...

1073
00:41:35,639 --> 00:41:38,475
Why don't you get on the ground
so we can help you out, okay?

1074
00:41:38,476 --> 00:41:40,518
- Here, come here.
- Should I take my helmet off?

1075
00:41:40,519 --> 00:41:41,895
[all, emphatically] No!

1076
00:41:41,896 --> 00:41:42,937
- No.
- No.

1077
00:41:42,938 --> 00:41:44,689
Real s-- No! Okay.

1078
00:41:44,690 --> 00:41:45,775
Goddamnit.

1079
00:41:48,069 --> 00:41:49,527
{\an8}- [man] Better...
- [Jessica] Oh.

1080
00:41:49,528 --> 00:41:51,863
{\an8}You've had a little too much
to drink this afternoon?

1081
00:41:51,864 --> 00:41:53,698
{\an8}- Just a little.
- [Mike] Be right back.

1082
00:41:53,699 --> 00:41:54,950
{\an8}I'ma get the rest
of the equipment.

1083
00:41:55,743 --> 00:41:57,577
{\an8}Hold C-spine, please, madame.

1084
00:41:57,578 --> 00:41:59,454
{\an8}- Yep.
- Thank you.

1085
00:41:59,455 --> 00:42:00,955
{\an8}Hello there. My name's Randy.

1086
00:42:00,956 --> 00:42:02,957
{\an8}We're gonna be taking you
to the hospital today.

1087
00:42:02,958 --> 00:42:05,919
{\an8}- What's your name?
- Uh, my name's Matt.

1088
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,253
{\an8}Or Matthew.

1089
00:42:07,254 --> 00:42:08,381
{\an8}Okay, Matthew.

1090
00:42:09,090 --> 00:42:10,924
{\an8}I'm, uh...
just wondering if you--

1091
00:42:10,925 --> 00:42:13,009
{\an8}Know what?
Maybe call me Matt, actually.

1092
00:42:13,010 --> 00:42:15,220
{\an8}- That feels more like...
- Okay, Matt.

1093
00:42:15,221 --> 00:42:17,972
{\an8}Matt it is.
Any other pain anywhere? Hmm?

1094
00:42:17,973 --> 00:42:20,183
{\an8}[Matt] Eh, just like...
a little headache,

1095
00:42:20,184 --> 00:42:21,894
{\an8}but I don't think
it's a big deal, doc.

1096
00:42:22,603 --> 00:42:24,646
{\an8}Uh, not a doc. Paramedic.

1097
00:42:24,647 --> 00:42:26,439
{\an8}Can you tell us a bit
about what happened?

1098
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,524
{\an8}[tires skidding]

1099
00:42:27,525 --> 00:42:28,817
{\an8}[Matt] Uh, yeah.

1100
00:42:28,818 --> 00:42:30,151
{\an8}- [car door opens]
- I crashed my bike--

1101
00:42:30,152 --> 00:42:31,486
{\an8}- Oh, hey!
- Okay!

1102
00:42:31,487 --> 00:42:33,697
- We wanna hold you real still.
- [Matt] Sorry.

1103
00:42:33,698 --> 00:42:34,949
[Randy] Real still.

1104
00:42:36,909 --> 00:42:39,869
{\an8}I don't have to go to the haps--
hospital, do I?

1105
00:42:39,870 --> 00:42:41,079
{\an8}'Cause I don't have insurance.

1106
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,789
{\an8}Matt, don't worry about that.

1107
00:42:42,790 --> 00:42:45,625
{\an8}They're just gonna send you
a soul-crushing bill later on.

1108
00:42:45,626 --> 00:42:48,002
Excuse me. Excuse me.
I'm a nurse!

1109
00:42:48,003 --> 00:42:49,922
Excuse me. I'm a nurse.

1110
00:42:50,923 --> 00:42:53,049
I saw the ambulance
and figured you'd need help.

1111
00:42:53,050 --> 00:42:54,426
Let's get this helmet off.

1112
00:42:54,427 --> 00:42:55,593
You don't have to do that.

1113
00:42:55,594 --> 00:42:57,887
Lady, I don't wanna be
mean to you

1114
00:42:57,888 --> 00:42:59,806
'cause you remind me
of my auntie,

1115
00:42:59,807 --> 00:43:01,057
but leave us the fuck alone.

1116
00:43:01,058 --> 00:43:03,059
Is this like a turf war over me?

1117
00:43:03,060 --> 00:43:04,687
Right. I need you
to bandage his eyes.

1118
00:43:05,229 --> 00:43:06,605
[Matt] What's wrong
with my eyes?

1119
00:43:11,027 --> 00:43:13,028
Eyes. Both. Both eyes.

1120
00:43:13,029 --> 00:43:14,946
Why? The other eye's fine.

1121
00:43:14,947 --> 00:43:17,073
Not a democracy.

1122
00:43:17,074 --> 00:43:19,242
- Both eyes.
- That doesn't make any sense.

1123
00:43:19,243 --> 00:43:22,329
- Why would I do that?
- [forcefully] Both eyes.

1124
00:43:25,666 --> 00:43:26,917
[bandage rips]

1125
00:43:27,418 --> 00:43:29,753
Hey, do you guys know
what you're doing?

1126
00:43:29,754 --> 00:43:32,088
Because, like, it sounds like
you don't agree.

1127
00:43:32,089 --> 00:43:34,299
Oh, we know exactly
what we're doing.

1128
00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:35,967
Let him see out of his good eye.

1129
00:43:35,968 --> 00:43:39,637
Taggert! Escort this lady
out of my presence immediately.

1130
00:43:39,638 --> 00:43:40,723
What?

1131
00:43:41,307 --> 00:43:43,099
- Come with me, ma'am. Let's go.
- Out.

1132
00:43:43,100 --> 00:43:44,559
I'm not leaving my patient.

1133
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,519
- Mm-hmm.
- No. This is <i>my</i> patient!

1134
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:47,520
Mine!

1135
00:43:47,521 --> 00:43:49,690
[dramatic music playing]

1136
00:43:51,525 --> 00:43:52,942
[Jessica] Sorry.
I'm trying to understand.

1137
00:43:52,943 --> 00:43:54,235
Did you have me wrap both eyes

1138
00:43:54,236 --> 00:43:55,820
because you didn't want him
to panic?

1139
00:43:55,821 --> 00:43:57,697
What did I say?
Not in front of the patient.

1140
00:43:57,698 --> 00:43:59,699
- I-I don't understand.
- Not in front of the patient!

1141
00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:02,035
- I'm trying to understand.
- Dictator, remember? Dictator!

1142
00:44:02,036 --> 00:44:03,536
Yeah, dic-something.

1143
00:44:03,537 --> 00:44:05,373
[Matt] I can hear you guys.

1144
00:44:05,790 --> 00:44:08,792
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Matt, or Matty.

1145
00:44:08,793 --> 00:44:10,752
- 42-year-old male.
- [Matt] Matthew.

1146
00:44:10,753 --> 00:44:12,796
Conscious but not alert.
ETOH on board.

1147
00:44:12,797 --> 00:44:14,381
Penetrating injury
to his right eye.

1148
00:44:14,382 --> 00:44:17,175
As far as we can tell,
no neuro involvement.

1149
00:44:17,176 --> 00:44:20,595
Vitals are stable. No SOB
or other injuries detected.

1150
00:44:20,596 --> 00:44:22,390
Wow. That wasn't
interesting at all.

1151
00:44:22,807 --> 00:44:24,724
'Cause to me,
what I'm seeing here

1152
00:44:24,725 --> 00:44:26,602
is a stick in the eye!

1153
00:44:28,479 --> 00:44:29,397
What?

1154
00:44:29,980 --> 00:44:31,982
I'm sorry, sir.
Your eye, it's, um...

1155
00:44:32,983 --> 00:44:33,901
jelly.

1156
00:44:34,485 --> 00:44:35,777
Aw, man!

1157
00:44:35,778 --> 00:44:37,904
I can sew it up
and give you an eye patch.

1158
00:44:37,905 --> 00:44:40,031
That's the best I can do
for you, though.

1159
00:44:40,032 --> 00:44:42,284
You can thank your friends
in EMS.

1160
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,371
I did everything right.

1161
00:44:45,955 --> 00:44:47,498
Get out of my ER.

1162
00:44:52,128 --> 00:44:53,295
[Randy sighs]

1163
00:44:55,506 --> 00:44:57,007
That guy's a dick.

1164
00:44:57,758 --> 00:44:59,592
- [sneezes loudly]
- [Jessica] No, no, no.

1165
00:44:59,593 --> 00:45:00,969
No, no. Why both eyes?

1166
00:45:00,970 --> 00:45:02,595
- It is a reasonable question.
- Listen.

1167
00:45:02,596 --> 00:45:03,972
Our patient is scared
and confused

1168
00:45:03,973 --> 00:45:05,974
and he needs to know we know
what the fuck we're doing.

1169
00:45:05,975 --> 00:45:07,475
So stop asking questions
in front of him

1170
00:45:07,476 --> 00:45:08,685
like a fucking five-year-old.

1171
00:45:08,686 --> 00:45:10,311
Know what? I came here
to learn from you

1172
00:45:10,312 --> 00:45:12,147
because I thought you had
something to teach me.

1173
00:45:12,148 --> 00:45:13,398
Instead, you give me bullshit

1174
00:45:13,399 --> 00:45:14,649
about how saving lives
doesn't matter

1175
00:45:14,650 --> 00:45:15,859
because you're dead inside.

1176
00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:17,736
You're everything
I don't want to be. Everything.

1177
00:45:17,737 --> 00:45:19,946
- Shh! Shh!
- Top to bottom. What kind of--

1178
00:45:19,947 --> 00:45:22,073
Boo-hoo. Are you jaded?
Are you Mr. Tough Guy?

1179
00:45:22,074 --> 00:45:23,867
- What's behind the eyes?
- The brain.

1180
00:45:23,868 --> 00:45:26,369
Right. And do we want that stick
moving, carving up the brain?

1181
00:45:26,370 --> 00:45:28,121
- No, we don't.
- No. We do not. Right?

1182
00:45:28,122 --> 00:45:29,831
- How many eyes do we have?
- Oh, come on.

1183
00:45:29,832 --> 00:45:32,375
- How many eyes do we have?!
- Two! We have two.

1184
00:45:32,376 --> 00:45:33,753
Do they work independently?

1185
00:45:35,629 --> 00:45:37,088
[sighs] Oh, shit.

1186
00:45:37,089 --> 00:45:38,340
Yeah.

1187
00:45:39,008 --> 00:45:40,342
Where one eye moves...

1188
00:45:41,802 --> 00:45:42,803
the other one follows.

1189
00:45:43,679 --> 00:45:45,055
They move in tandem.

1190
00:45:45,056 --> 00:45:46,514
How far is that stick
back there?

1191
00:45:46,515 --> 00:45:48,183
We don't know.
Is it digging up the brain?

1192
00:45:48,184 --> 00:45:49,601
We don't know.

1193
00:45:49,602 --> 00:45:52,479
Our job is to stop the trauma

1194
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,066
and get him into the ER
as soon as possible.

1195
00:45:56,442 --> 00:45:57,943
[Randy sighs]

1196
00:46:00,738 --> 00:46:01,822
Listen.

1197
00:46:03,032 --> 00:46:04,574
The problem at an accident scene

1198
00:46:04,575 --> 00:46:06,743
is everyone is so amped up
and full of adrenaline

1199
00:46:06,744 --> 00:46:08,078
they get tunnel vision.

1200
00:46:08,079 --> 00:46:10,455
They're just looking
at the one problem.

1201
00:46:10,456 --> 00:46:12,416
They're not seeing
the big picture.

1202
00:46:13,542 --> 00:46:16,378
Our job, while everyone else
is freaking out,

1203
00:46:16,379 --> 00:46:19,297
is to take a deep breath,
step back,

1204
00:46:19,298 --> 00:46:21,050
and see the whole thing.

1205
00:46:25,554 --> 00:46:26,597
You're right.

1206
00:46:27,306 --> 00:46:29,266
- Sorry?
- You're right.

1207
00:46:31,435 --> 00:46:33,186
I didn't think about that.
Thank you.

1208
00:46:33,187 --> 00:46:34,230
Uh...

1209
00:46:35,314 --> 00:46:36,856
Okay. Uh...

1210
00:46:36,857 --> 00:46:39,150
and I shouldn't have questioned
you in front of a patient.

1211
00:46:39,151 --> 00:46:40,735
I'm sorry.

1212
00:46:40,736 --> 00:46:42,029
It won't happen again.

1213
00:46:47,410 --> 00:46:48,536
Are we good?

1214
00:46:54,166 --> 00:46:55,668
Yeah. Yeah, we're good.

1215
00:46:58,045 --> 00:46:59,088
[quietly] Well...

1216
00:47:00,047 --> 00:47:02,633
[chatter in ER]

1217
00:47:06,262 --> 00:47:08,304
- [Randy pants]
- [Jessica sighs]

1218
00:47:08,305 --> 00:47:10,223
[Randy] Let's get a burger
before I drop dead.

1219
00:47:10,224 --> 00:47:12,100
Did you put that dipshit
in his place?

1220
00:47:12,101 --> 00:47:13,185
No.

1221
00:47:14,353 --> 00:47:16,187
Because he was right
and I was wrong.

1222
00:47:16,188 --> 00:47:19,859
Okay, look. Randy can be
an asshole sometimes, you know?

1223
00:47:21,318 --> 00:47:23,862
Okay, yes, he's a asshole
all the damn time.

1224
00:47:23,863 --> 00:47:26,823
But there's nobody else I would
ride with other than him.

1225
00:47:26,824 --> 00:47:28,241
- [engine revving]
- Jesus!

1226
00:47:28,242 --> 00:47:29,994
What the hell, man?!

1227
00:47:30,494 --> 00:47:31,828
- What are you--
- He's falling apart.

1228
00:47:31,829 --> 00:47:33,204
Pedestrians have
the right of way!

1229
00:47:33,205 --> 00:47:34,581
You almost killed me, dude!

1230
00:47:34,582 --> 00:47:35,999
We all end up like that?

1231
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,959
- Calling yourself a paramedic!
- A broken mess?

1232
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,295
Get out!

1233
00:47:40,504 --> 00:47:41,756
Hey. Hey. Hey.

1234
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,759
Can we go? Please? I'm hungry.

1235
00:47:45,509 --> 00:47:46,468
- Okay.
- Alright.

1236
00:47:46,469 --> 00:47:48,303
Let's go feed this motherfucker.

1237
00:47:48,304 --> 00:47:51,015
["Hell's Henchman"
by Jedi Mind Tricks playing]

1238
00:48:02,276 --> 00:48:05,071
- [song continues in restaurant]
- [chatter]

1239
00:48:08,074 --> 00:48:10,743
[loud, audible munching]

1240
00:48:13,204 --> 00:48:14,205
Stop!

1241
00:48:14,872 --> 00:48:16,122
- Okay?
- What?

1242
00:48:16,123 --> 00:48:17,457
What you're doing
is fuckin' disgusting.

1243
00:48:17,458 --> 00:48:19,125
- I'm hungry.
- What you mean, you hungry?

1244
00:48:19,126 --> 00:48:20,377
Just puttin' shit in your mouth.

1245
00:48:20,378 --> 00:48:22,253
You're eatin' like
a fuckin' Pac-Man.

1246
00:48:22,254 --> 00:48:24,672
You know something?
I don't even wanna eat no more.

1247
00:48:24,673 --> 00:48:27,675
You just-- I done lost
my appetite watchin' you eat.

1248
00:48:27,676 --> 00:48:29,344
Pretty soon,
I'm starting this job,

1249
00:48:29,345 --> 00:48:31,096
I'm gonna have
a real lunch hour.

1250
00:48:31,097 --> 00:48:34,349
One hour every single day.

1251
00:48:34,350 --> 00:48:35,767
I'm gonna work nine to five.

1252
00:48:35,768 --> 00:48:37,560
I'm gonna go home,
I'm gonna sleep.

1253
00:48:37,561 --> 00:48:39,270
Hey.

1254
00:48:39,271 --> 00:48:41,857
Excuse me.
Um, are you an ambulance driver?

1255
00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:44,567
- Paramedic.
- Okay. Wait.

1256
00:48:44,568 --> 00:48:46,528
Can I just ask you one question?

1257
00:48:46,529 --> 00:48:48,780
Okay. Can I just have
like ten more minutes

1258
00:48:48,781 --> 00:48:50,490
and then I'll answer
whatever question you have.

1259
00:48:50,491 --> 00:48:51,908
Wait, just one thing.
Super quick.

1260
00:48:51,909 --> 00:48:54,537
What's the worst thing
that you've ever seen?

1261
00:48:55,287 --> 00:48:57,163
[ominous music playing]

1262
00:48:57,164 --> 00:48:59,332
Why do people
always ask me that?

1263
00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:02,293
I mean, I get that
there's a morbid fascination,

1264
00:49:02,294 --> 00:49:05,339
but I mean,
why do they ask me that?

1265
00:49:06,132 --> 00:49:08,633
What's the worst thing
that's ever happened to <i>you?</i>

1266
00:49:08,634 --> 00:49:10,176
You want to think about
that right now?

1267
00:49:10,177 --> 00:49:11,261
I sure don't.

1268
00:49:11,262 --> 00:49:14,139
I have seen
some terrible things.

1269
00:49:14,140 --> 00:49:17,226
I know things that
you do not want to know.

1270
00:49:20,062 --> 00:49:22,940
I know what brains smell like.

1271
00:49:23,649 --> 00:49:26,276
Brains have a distinct smell.
Did you know that?

1272
00:49:26,277 --> 00:49:28,486
Sometimes I smell it
when I come out of the ambulance

1273
00:49:28,487 --> 00:49:31,781
and I know right then and there,
better watch my step

1274
00:49:31,782 --> 00:49:35,953
or else I'll slip and fall in
some poor dead soul's memories.

1275
00:49:40,750 --> 00:49:41,959
You know what's in there?

1276
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,586
Dead two-year-old.

1277
00:49:44,587 --> 00:49:48,424
She got decapitated
by the seat belt upon impact.

1278
00:49:48,549 --> 00:49:50,216
Wanna look in there?

1279
00:49:50,217 --> 00:49:52,385
You want that image seared
into your brain

1280
00:49:52,386 --> 00:49:53,762
forever and ever?

1281
00:49:53,763 --> 00:49:55,890
Well, someone's gotta
look inside.

1282
00:49:56,974 --> 00:49:59,559
Someone's gotta have that image

1283
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,854
in their brain
for the rest of their lives.

1284
00:50:02,938 --> 00:50:04,231
I'm that somebody.

1285
00:50:05,107 --> 00:50:07,317
That's not even the worst thing
I've seen.

1286
00:50:07,318 --> 00:50:10,529
So we get a call,
unknown medical,

1287
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,032
neighbor's complaining
about smells.

1288
00:50:13,949 --> 00:50:15,450
Go into the apartment,
meet the woman,

1289
00:50:15,451 --> 00:50:17,160
she seems totally normal,

1290
00:50:17,161 --> 00:50:20,538
but apparently she's suffering
from postpartum depression.

1291
00:50:20,539 --> 00:50:22,375
So I ask her,
"Where's the baby?"

1292
00:50:23,250 --> 00:50:24,418
"Where is the baby?"

1293
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:28,004
Sure enough, there it is,
in the microwave.

1294
00:50:28,005 --> 00:50:30,673
- Stop.
- And its face...

1295
00:50:30,674 --> 00:50:32,634
was like melted cheese.

1296
00:50:32,635 --> 00:50:34,886
Oh my God.

1297
00:50:34,887 --> 00:50:37,430
That is the worst thing
I've ever heard in my life.

1298
00:50:37,431 --> 00:50:40,934
I know!
I ordered it medium rare!

1299
00:50:40,935 --> 00:50:43,228
[both laugh hysterically]

1300
00:50:43,229 --> 00:50:44,229
Ah, come on!

1301
00:50:44,230 --> 00:50:45,731
- What the fuck?
- Come on!

1302
00:50:47,983 --> 00:50:49,567
Hey, come on.
Don't be like that.

1303
00:50:49,568 --> 00:50:50,985
You wanted to know.

1304
00:50:50,986 --> 00:50:52,988
You don't want
your chicken sandwich?

1305
00:50:53,948 --> 00:50:56,908
You gonna finish that?
[laughing]

1306
00:50:56,909 --> 00:50:59,745
Okay, so, there wasn't actually
a baby in the microwave.

1307
00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:05,583
[slurps, swallows]

1308
00:51:05,584 --> 00:51:09,045
[laughs] See, that's what it is.
You still new to all this.

1309
00:51:09,046 --> 00:51:10,964
And you ain't seen shit yet.

1310
00:51:10,965 --> 00:51:13,049
Like, nothing. Not at all.

1311
00:51:13,050 --> 00:51:14,801
You still got
all that resilience in you.

1312
00:51:14,802 --> 00:51:17,721
You got the emotional reserves
in the bank.

1313
00:51:17,722 --> 00:51:19,222
You got all that in there.

1314
00:51:19,223 --> 00:51:20,306
And when bad shit happen,

1315
00:51:20,307 --> 00:51:22,268
you still got that cushion
inside.

1316
00:51:23,269 --> 00:51:25,395
Yeah, but when you been
doin' this long enough...

1317
00:51:25,396 --> 00:51:27,522
[indistinct radio chatter]

1318
00:51:27,523 --> 00:51:29,275
...you run out
of those reserves.

1319
00:51:30,276 --> 00:51:32,235
Yeah, but you keep doing it.

1320
00:51:32,236 --> 00:51:34,195
Aw, hell no.

1321
00:51:34,196 --> 00:51:36,198
Shit, I'm goin' to law school
in six months.

1322
00:51:37,324 --> 00:51:38,701
- What?
- Yeah.

1323
00:51:39,744 --> 00:51:40,911
Why law school?

1324
00:51:42,079 --> 00:51:43,913
You know who gets
fucked over more

1325
00:51:43,914 --> 00:51:45,958
than anybody in this country?

1326
00:51:47,126 --> 00:51:48,627
Hardworking people.

1327
00:51:50,212 --> 00:51:52,006
Hardworking people.

1328
00:51:52,923 --> 00:51:54,383
Perfect example: My mom.

1329
00:51:56,552 --> 00:51:59,597
She, uh, passed two years ago
of-of cancer.

1330
00:52:02,183 --> 00:52:04,518
And two years before that,
she went to the hospital

1331
00:52:04,977 --> 00:52:07,020
'cause she knew something
was wrong.

1332
00:52:07,021 --> 00:52:08,981
You know,
and they checked her out.

1333
00:52:09,857 --> 00:52:11,359
Her insurance covered that.

1334
00:52:12,693 --> 00:52:15,112
They diagnosed her,
and her insurance covered that.

1335
00:52:17,281 --> 00:52:21,202
But when it came
to actually helping her...

1336
00:52:22,661 --> 00:52:25,163
they told her she didn't have
the right policy.

1337
00:52:25,164 --> 00:52:27,665
She did her best. She was
calling the insurance company

1338
00:52:27,666 --> 00:52:30,544
and... arguing
and fighting and...

1339
00:52:32,505 --> 00:52:34,757
But as she was doing that,
the cancer spread.

1340
00:52:39,053 --> 00:52:40,221
And she died.

1341
00:52:42,765 --> 00:52:44,349
Wasn't even about the doctors
at that point.

1342
00:52:44,350 --> 00:52:45,851
She needed a lawyer.

1343
00:52:47,478 --> 00:52:50,064
Look, I wanna help people.
That's why I became EMS.

1344
00:52:51,649 --> 00:52:53,693
You know?
I want to make a difference.

1345
00:52:56,362 --> 00:52:58,406
And I don't feel like
that's what we doin', man.

1346
00:53:02,660 --> 00:53:03,828
Also, I...

1347
00:53:04,870 --> 00:53:07,080
would love to not make
minimum wage anymore.

1348
00:53:07,081 --> 00:53:09,290
- [laughs]
- I'm broke as fuck.

1349
00:53:09,291 --> 00:53:11,585
I'm taking all this shit home
and warm it up later.

1350
00:53:12,336 --> 00:53:13,629
I don't have a goddamn thing.

1351
00:53:14,296 --> 00:53:16,131
[engine starts, revs]

1352
00:53:16,132 --> 00:53:18,843
[mellow, dramatic music playing]

1353
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:30,521
[car horns honking]

1354
00:53:33,024 --> 00:53:34,315
{\an8}[timer clicking]

1355
00:53:34,316 --> 00:53:36,151
{\an8}[Mike] Well, you know,
it's nighttime now,

1356
00:53:36,152 --> 00:53:39,071
{\an8}so it's 'bout to get
<i>really</i> weird.

1357
00:53:39,739 --> 00:53:42,198
- Weird.
- Weird how?

1358
00:53:42,199 --> 00:53:44,868
[dispatch] <i>Medic 42,
respond to A143 Orange Avenue</i>

1359
00:53:44,869 --> 00:53:46,077
<i>for a psychiatric patient.</i>

1360
00:53:46,078 --> 00:53:47,997
Shit, man. It's the president.

1361
00:53:49,665 --> 00:53:52,376
[siren wailing]

1362
00:53:53,461 --> 00:53:56,463
[roars] I'm the president
of the United States!

1363
00:53:56,464 --> 00:53:58,465
Ah! Shit! He hit me in my nuts!

1364
00:53:58,466 --> 00:54:00,550
Mike! Help! Mike!

1365
00:54:00,551 --> 00:54:02,677
Get your hands off my friend,
motherfucker!

1366
00:54:02,678 --> 00:54:04,304
- [Randy] Mike!
- [all shouting]

1367
00:54:04,305 --> 00:54:05,890
- [grunting]
- [Mike] Ah!

1368
00:54:06,390 --> 00:54:07,808
Hit him with something!

1369
00:54:09,310 --> 00:54:12,145
Not fruit!
Don't hit him with fruit!

1370
00:54:12,146 --> 00:54:13,772
Call another ambulance!

1371
00:54:13,773 --> 00:54:15,940
[Mike] Charlie, we're trying
to fucking help you!

1372
00:54:15,941 --> 00:54:17,943
- Stop it!
- [Charlie] I'm the president!

1373
00:54:18,694 --> 00:54:21,030
I'm the president
of the United States!

1374
00:54:21,781 --> 00:54:23,823
This is what happened last time.
[screams]

1375
00:54:23,824 --> 00:54:27,202
So that is why we gotta get him
in the ambulance peacefully

1376
00:54:27,203 --> 00:54:29,496
or he will kick
the living shit out of us.

1377
00:54:29,497 --> 00:54:32,123
He sounds like he needs to be
in a psychiatric facility.

1378
00:54:32,124 --> 00:54:34,876
No, no, no, no, no.
Look, he's a sweetheart, man.

1379
00:54:34,877 --> 00:54:36,754
He don't mean any harm,
you know?

1380
00:54:38,047 --> 00:54:39,631
That's usually
when he's on his meds.

1381
00:54:39,632 --> 00:54:42,592
Now, if he's off his meds,
it's a different story.

1382
00:54:42,593 --> 00:54:43,802
Plus it's the end of the month.

1383
00:54:43,803 --> 00:54:45,638
What happens
at the end of the month?

1384
00:54:46,389 --> 00:54:49,057
Look, the system give him
20 pills a month, right?

1385
00:54:49,058 --> 00:54:50,601
But there's 30 days in a month.

1386
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,812
What do you think Charlie do
with those other ten days?

1387
00:54:53,813 --> 00:54:55,481
- [sighs]
- Loses his shit.

1388
00:54:56,232 --> 00:54:58,191
Sometimes he makes it
to the end of the month,

1389
00:54:58,192 --> 00:54:59,484
sometimes he don't.

1390
00:54:59,485 --> 00:55:00,778
Right now look like he didn't.

1391
00:55:01,445 --> 00:55:02,947
So we're not calling PD?

1392
00:55:05,199 --> 00:55:06,741
- No.
- No.

1393
00:55:06,742 --> 00:55:10,203
Look, look, look.
Charlie is a 6'6" Black man

1394
00:55:10,204 --> 00:55:12,163
with mental health issues.

1395
00:55:12,164 --> 00:55:13,623
Would you call the police?

1396
00:55:13,624 --> 00:55:16,419
- [siren chirping]
- [indistinct chatter]

1397
00:55:24,427 --> 00:55:26,052
Hey, Mike, kill the lights.

1398
00:55:26,053 --> 00:55:28,346
We don't wanna set him off
any more than he already is.

1399
00:55:28,347 --> 00:55:30,015
[shatters loudly]

1400
00:55:31,267 --> 00:55:34,311
I'm the president
of the United States!

1401
00:55:36,814 --> 00:55:37,982
[door slams]

1402
00:55:39,191 --> 00:55:40,984
I hate the end of the month.

1403
00:55:40,985 --> 00:55:43,320
- [loud banging]
- [Charlie grunts]

1404
00:55:44,780 --> 00:55:46,031
[Charlie roars]

1405
00:55:46,032 --> 00:55:47,908
- Wait, wait, wait.
- [glass shattering]

1406
00:55:48,617 --> 00:55:50,869
- [Charlie grunts]
- Hey.

1407
00:55:50,870 --> 00:55:53,413
- You have all your teeth?
- Yeah.

1408
00:55:53,414 --> 00:55:55,623
Then you're gonna wanna stay
about, oh, I don't know...

1409
00:55:55,624 --> 00:55:57,208
- Oh.
- ...that far back.

1410
00:55:57,209 --> 00:55:58,377
Alright. Alright.

1411
00:55:58,794 --> 00:55:59,962
Alright, look.

1412
00:56:00,379 --> 00:56:02,297
- Y'all ready?
- Ready.

1413
00:56:02,298 --> 00:56:03,841
Okay, I'm 'bout to knock.

1414
00:56:05,718 --> 00:56:07,845
- [Charlie yells]
- [loud clattering]

1415
00:56:10,181 --> 00:56:11,306
- [Mike] Secret Service!
- [roars]

1416
00:56:11,307 --> 00:56:12,807
- [all exclaim]
- Shit.

1417
00:56:12,808 --> 00:56:15,560
- [breathing heavily]
- Uh, h-hey, Mr. President.

1418
00:56:15,561 --> 00:56:17,520
Look, look, um...
The Secret Service, man.

1419
00:56:17,521 --> 00:56:19,732
We here to evacuate you
and take you to the White House.

1420
00:56:21,233 --> 00:56:23,402
What about the first lady
and the vice president?

1421
00:56:26,781 --> 00:56:28,531
We're gonna send
a second chopper.

1422
00:56:28,532 --> 00:56:29,491
Mm-hmm.

1423
00:56:29,492 --> 00:56:31,034
We're not leaving anyone behind.

1424
00:56:31,035 --> 00:56:32,369
- Okay.
- [Randy] Okay?

1425
00:56:32,370 --> 00:56:33,828
- Top secret.
- Top secret, so lay low.

1426
00:56:33,829 --> 00:56:35,121
Come. Sir.

1427
00:56:35,122 --> 00:56:37,083
- Come on.
- Please. Please. Come. Come.

1428
00:56:38,084 --> 00:56:39,001
Come on.

1429
00:56:40,586 --> 00:56:43,672
Stay low. Stay low.
Watch for snipers, sir.

1430
00:56:45,007 --> 00:56:47,008
Right this way, sir.
Right this way.

1431
00:56:47,009 --> 00:56:49,220
- Here we go.
- No.

1432
00:56:50,262 --> 00:56:52,055
- No.
- [Mike] It's the chopper.

1433
00:56:52,056 --> 00:56:53,973
Hey, show him
that it's the chopper. Like...

1434
00:56:53,974 --> 00:56:55,934
The chopper's right here, sir.

1435
00:56:55,935 --> 00:56:58,687
[imitates helicopter blades
whirring]

1436
00:56:58,688 --> 00:57:01,940
Right this way.
[continues imitation]

1437
00:57:01,941 --> 00:57:04,359
Come on, man. You got this.
Come on. It's good.

1438
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:06,111
Alright, we got Mr. President
with us.

1439
00:57:06,112 --> 00:57:08,322
- Come on, sir.
- [police siren chirps]

1440
00:57:12,410 --> 00:57:13,535
[sighs] Shit.

1441
00:57:13,536 --> 00:57:15,370
- Hey. Hey. Hey.
- [Randy] No. Hey. Hey.

1442
00:57:15,371 --> 00:57:16,830
Officers. Excuse me.

1443
00:57:16,831 --> 00:57:19,874
Uh, hey, we've got this
totally under control, okay?

1444
00:57:19,875 --> 00:57:21,626
This is, uh, a patient of ours.

1445
00:57:21,627 --> 00:57:23,002
He's having an episode
right now.

1446
00:57:23,003 --> 00:57:24,504
- [grunts]
- There's really, uh...

1447
00:57:24,505 --> 00:57:25,922
- Calm down.
- No reason to panic.

1448
00:57:25,923 --> 00:57:26,923
Just relax.

1449
00:57:26,924 --> 00:57:28,967
We just came here to help.
We got a call.

1450
00:57:28,968 --> 00:57:30,135
Just back up.

1451
00:57:30,136 --> 00:57:31,803
If you could please
turn off your lights.

1452
00:57:31,804 --> 00:57:34,097
- We got a call...
- Got a psychiatric patient.

1453
00:57:34,098 --> 00:57:36,057
The lights are gonna make him
really nervous.

1454
00:57:36,058 --> 00:57:37,851
Calm down, alright?

1455
00:57:37,852 --> 00:57:40,395
- I'm the president.
- I know you are. You are.

1456
00:57:40,396 --> 00:57:42,105
I'm the president
of the United States.

1457
00:57:42,106 --> 00:57:44,315
- We're just here to help.
- He's having an episode.

1458
00:57:44,316 --> 00:57:46,526
Just back up. Back it up! Now.

1459
00:57:46,527 --> 00:57:48,194
Listen. But you gotta chill.

1460
00:57:48,195 --> 00:57:49,446
Just relax, okay? We got you.

1461
00:57:49,447 --> 00:57:50,947
- I'm the president.
- I know.

1462
00:57:50,948 --> 00:57:52,574
- But you gotta stay calm.
- I'm the president!

1463
00:57:52,575 --> 00:57:54,034
- Please.
- I'm the president!

1464
00:57:54,035 --> 00:57:55,577
- Calm down!
- I'm the president!

1465
00:57:55,578 --> 00:57:57,037
I'm the president
of the United States!

1466
00:57:57,038 --> 00:57:58,455
- Whoa!
- No, no, no, no, no!

1467
00:57:58,456 --> 00:58:00,915
- [overlapping shouting]
- [dogs barking]

1468
00:58:00,916 --> 00:58:03,293
- I'm the president!
- Hey, chill! Chill! Chill!

1469
00:58:03,294 --> 00:58:04,627
Calm him down.

1470
00:58:04,628 --> 00:58:06,421
No. Please.
You do not have to do this.

1471
00:58:06,422 --> 00:58:07,797
- Ma'am, back up.
- Okay.

1472
00:58:07,798 --> 00:58:09,340
Please, you've gotta put
the guns down!

1473
00:58:09,341 --> 00:58:11,092
He's not a danger!

1474
00:58:11,093 --> 00:58:13,219
- I'm the president!
- Now!

1475
00:58:13,220 --> 00:58:14,554
- Now!
- Come on!

1476
00:58:14,555 --> 00:58:17,307
- I'm the president!
- Calm him down, or I will!

1477
00:58:17,308 --> 00:58:19,601
- I will! Okay. Okay.
- Right now! Or we will.

1478
00:58:19,602 --> 00:58:21,144
- Okay, let me--
- Right now!

1479
00:58:21,145 --> 00:58:23,563
- Hey. Hey. Hey. Calm down.
- [grunting breaths]

1480
00:58:23,564 --> 00:58:25,190
Look at me. Look at me.

1481
00:58:25,191 --> 00:58:27,609
Look at me. Calm--
You gotta calm down, man.

1482
00:58:27,610 --> 00:58:30,028
Please, please calm down for me.

1483
00:58:30,029 --> 00:58:31,946
- Okay?
- [breathing slows]

1484
00:58:31,947 --> 00:58:34,992
[quietly] Please calm down.
They don't give a fuck, man.

1485
00:58:36,202 --> 00:58:38,078
But I give a fuck, okay?

1486
00:58:38,079 --> 00:58:39,830
Hey, hey, Mr. President.

1487
00:58:41,457 --> 00:58:42,750
Charlie.

1488
00:58:44,126 --> 00:58:45,795
I see you, okay?

1489
00:58:47,546 --> 00:58:49,215
I see you and I got you.

1490
00:58:51,258 --> 00:58:53,177
But you gotta calm down, okay?

1491
00:58:54,261 --> 00:58:56,596
I don't want anything
to happen to you.

1492
00:58:56,597 --> 00:58:58,432
I won't let nothin'
happen to you.

1493
00:58:59,433 --> 00:59:01,726
Just calm down. Okay?

1494
00:59:01,727 --> 00:59:04,437
[breathing heavily] Okay. Okay.

1495
00:59:04,438 --> 00:59:05,356
Hey...

1496
00:59:07,316 --> 00:59:09,317
As you can see,
he's calmed down, okay?

1497
00:59:09,318 --> 00:59:12,028
[breathing heavily] I'm EMS.

1498
00:59:12,029 --> 00:59:14,155
That's our ambulance
right there. We got him.

1499
00:59:14,156 --> 00:59:16,617
Okay? He's just havin'
an episode today.

1500
00:59:17,451 --> 00:59:18,785
Alright?

1501
00:59:18,786 --> 00:59:20,830
Just put the guns down, alright?

1502
00:59:23,749 --> 00:59:24,875
Please.

1503
00:59:28,421 --> 00:59:29,338
Okay.

1504
00:59:30,548 --> 00:59:31,799
Alright.

1505
00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:35,428
Hey. Hey! Look at me.

1506
00:59:36,554 --> 00:59:37,722
I'm proud of you, man.

1507
00:59:41,142 --> 00:59:42,101
Thank you.

1508
00:59:43,811 --> 00:59:45,062
Thank you.

1509
00:59:46,355 --> 00:59:47,439
I'm good.

1510
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:49,734
[gentle music playing]

1511
00:59:57,616 --> 00:59:59,994
- [Randy] This way.
- Everything's fine, okay?

1512
01:00:00,911 --> 01:00:02,246
Just have a seat.

1513
01:00:02,997 --> 01:00:04,873
She's gonna belt you in, okay?

1514
01:00:04,874 --> 01:00:08,002
We can't take off until
we get you belted in, okay?

1515
01:00:34,445 --> 01:00:36,739
[siren wailing]

1516
01:00:42,828 --> 01:00:44,705
I'm the president
of the United States!

1517
01:00:45,956 --> 01:00:47,707
I'm the president
of the United States!

1518
01:00:47,708 --> 01:00:49,667
[heartbeat pounding]

1519
01:00:49,668 --> 01:00:52,004
[grim music playing]

1520
01:00:53,172 --> 01:00:56,050
I'm the president
of the United States! [grunts]

1521
01:00:56,550 --> 01:00:58,218
I can't fuckin' do the IV!

1522
01:00:58,219 --> 01:01:00,220
- Okay, I got it. Just breathe.
- I can't get it!

1523
01:01:00,221 --> 01:01:02,180
I'm the president
of the United States!

1524
01:01:02,181 --> 01:01:04,183
[breathing heavily]

1525
01:01:05,267 --> 01:01:07,228
I'm the president
of the United States!

1526
01:01:08,062 --> 01:01:10,939
Randy, can you do me a favor
and maybe, um...

1527
01:01:10,940 --> 01:01:13,358
maybe keep the president calm
for a little bit?

1528
01:01:13,359 --> 01:01:15,778
Yeah, I'm on it. [clears throat]

1529
01:01:16,737 --> 01:01:19,698
County ER, it's, uh, Medic 42.

1530
01:01:19,699 --> 01:01:21,325
Can I get a physician on?

1531
01:01:22,159 --> 01:01:23,952
[dispatch] <i>Copy. Standby.</i>

1532
01:01:23,953 --> 01:01:26,204
I need a doctor's permission
to administer a sedative.

1533
01:01:26,205 --> 01:01:27,664
[doctor]
<i>This is Dr. Serano. What?</i>

1534
01:01:27,665 --> 01:01:30,792
Uh, yeah, Dr. Serano,
this is Paramedic Randy.

1535
01:01:30,793 --> 01:01:33,169
Uh, currently en route
to your facility,

1536
01:01:33,170 --> 01:01:35,422
and an emergent
psychiatric patient.

1537
01:01:35,423 --> 01:01:37,841
Patient was uncontrollable
at scene

1538
01:01:37,842 --> 01:01:40,260
and actively fighting
the restraints.

1539
01:01:40,261 --> 01:01:42,220
Uh, blood pressure 172 over 100.

1540
01:01:42,221 --> 01:01:45,306
Seeking two milligrams
of atropine for sedation.

1541
01:01:45,307 --> 01:01:47,225
- Wait.
- [Dr. Serano] <i>Atropine?</i>

1542
01:01:47,226 --> 01:01:48,852
Yeah, for sedation. Yes.

1543
01:01:48,853 --> 01:01:50,478
[Dr. Serano] <i>Atropine?</i>

1544
01:01:50,479 --> 01:01:52,731
<i>Do you mean Ativan?</i>

1545
01:01:52,732 --> 01:01:55,484
<i>Are you trying to kill
your patient, Paramedic Randy?</i>

1546
01:01:56,068 --> 01:01:57,403
Fuck!

1547
01:01:57,903 --> 01:01:59,404
Ativan. Yes, Ativan.

1548
01:01:59,405 --> 01:02:01,406
Two milligrams for sedation.

1549
01:02:01,407 --> 01:02:04,117
Uh, ETA ten minutes.

1550
01:02:04,118 --> 01:02:05,535
[Dr. Serano] <i>Wonderful.</i>

1551
01:02:05,536 --> 01:02:07,704
<i>Try not to murder anyone
on the way.</i>

1552
01:02:07,705 --> 01:02:09,039
Fuck.

1553
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,374
It had to be Serano. Fuck!

1554
01:02:11,375 --> 01:02:13,502
[music intensifies]

1555
01:02:21,343 --> 01:02:23,303
[music fades]

1556
01:02:23,304 --> 01:02:24,722
[can clatters]

1557
01:02:25,931 --> 01:02:27,098
[clears throat]

1558
01:02:27,099 --> 01:02:28,683
Shit! You scared me.

1559
01:02:28,684 --> 01:02:30,393
[sighs] Oh, please.

1560
01:02:30,394 --> 01:02:31,937
Give me a fuckin' break.

1561
01:02:32,688 --> 01:02:35,899
Hey. You know, there are three
other hospitals in this area.

1562
01:02:35,900 --> 01:02:37,776
Why don't you drop your patients
in one of them, huh?

1563
01:02:37,777 --> 01:02:39,903
It's a busy night.
It's not up to me.

1564
01:02:39,904 --> 01:02:41,113
[chuckles sardonically]

1565
01:02:42,031 --> 01:02:45,325
You take care of what,
one patient at a time?

1566
01:02:45,326 --> 01:02:48,704
I got 25 full beds in there, man.

1567
01:02:49,580 --> 01:02:51,832
I got a waiting room
with an eight-hour wait.

1568
01:02:53,084 --> 01:02:56,962
I got emergency codes going off
upstairs constantly.

1569
01:02:58,255 --> 01:03:01,549
I got an administration
that won't hire enough staff,

1570
01:03:01,550 --> 01:03:04,969
and simultaneously tell me
that I gotta be fuckin' nicer?

1571
01:03:04,970 --> 01:03:08,808
[chuckles] I gotta be nicer
and I gotta be faster.

1572
01:03:09,266 --> 01:03:12,143
This whole building
is on <i>my</i> shoulders, man.

1573
01:03:12,144 --> 01:03:15,981
And now, now I gotta take time
to fix <i>your</i> mistakes.

1574
01:03:17,066 --> 01:03:18,483
Well, I got a better idea.

1575
01:03:18,484 --> 01:03:20,443
Maybe you take
your bullshit patients

1576
01:03:20,444 --> 01:03:21,987
somewhere the fuck else.

1577
01:03:23,572 --> 01:03:26,825
[PA] <i>Dr. Serano,
come to emergency, please.</i>

1578
01:03:26,826 --> 01:03:28,827
Well, you'll excuse me.

1579
01:03:28,828 --> 01:03:31,163
I gotta go back
to never being done.

1580
01:03:36,544 --> 01:03:37,795
Alright, here we go.

1581
01:03:38,921 --> 01:03:40,213
- Let's go.
- [Randy] Watch this.

1582
01:03:40,214 --> 01:03:42,298
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Can you handle the heat?

1583
01:03:42,299 --> 01:03:44,093
I got it, playboy. Come on, now.

1584
01:03:44,885 --> 01:03:46,553
- [metallic clink]
- Oh!

1585
01:03:46,554 --> 01:03:47,972
[can clattering]

1586
01:03:50,266 --> 01:03:51,975
- Whoo!
- Oh, yeah?

1587
01:03:51,976 --> 01:03:54,352
- That's not a home run.
- That's a home run, man.

1588
01:03:54,353 --> 01:03:56,271
You didn't even make it
to the sidewalk.

1589
01:03:56,272 --> 01:03:57,564
Went right over your head.

1590
01:03:57,565 --> 01:04:00,150
The gutter is the home run line.

1591
01:04:00,151 --> 01:04:02,068
- That's bullshit.
- Oh, shit. That ain't bullshit.

1592
01:04:02,069 --> 01:04:03,319
That's a fuckin' home run.

1593
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:05,280
- Don't be a hater.
- Go get your ball.

1594
01:04:05,281 --> 01:04:07,282
- I'm up.
- No. No. What...

1595
01:04:07,283 --> 01:04:09,243
Know something?
This is crazy that this is...

1596
01:04:09,869 --> 01:04:12,245
We been doin' this silly shit
for three years now.

1597
01:04:12,246 --> 01:04:13,580
You gon' miss me?

1598
01:04:13,581 --> 01:04:14,749
Oh...

1599
01:04:15,249 --> 01:04:17,043
We're gonna see each other.
We'll hang out.

1600
01:04:17,752 --> 01:04:19,295
What you mean?
We don't hang out.

1601
01:04:19,879 --> 01:04:22,005
Yeah, we do.
What are we doin' right now?

1602
01:04:22,006 --> 01:04:23,590
Dude, this don't count.
We're at work.

1603
01:04:23,591 --> 01:04:25,341
- This is fun, it's friendship.
- This is work.

1604
01:04:25,342 --> 01:04:27,886
- This is not hanging out.
- This is...

1605
01:04:27,887 --> 01:04:29,137
This is EMS shit, man.

1606
01:04:29,138 --> 01:04:30,472
I don't know shit about you.

1607
01:04:30,473 --> 01:04:32,057
We don't even talk like that.

1608
01:04:32,058 --> 01:04:33,475
What type of shit
you want me to ask?

1609
01:04:33,476 --> 01:04:35,268
Like, how's your mom doing?
Or...

1610
01:04:35,269 --> 01:04:37,103
if your lawn is being tended to.

1611
01:04:37,104 --> 01:04:39,022
If you have a lawn.
I don't even know...

1612
01:04:39,023 --> 01:04:41,734
My mom is dead
and I don't have a lawn.

1613
01:04:42,234 --> 01:04:44,236
And... I don't know. What else?

1614
01:04:45,154 --> 01:04:48,573
Goddamn, man.
We're just coworkers, man.

1615
01:04:48,574 --> 01:04:50,867
You act like I'm like
your best friend or something.

1616
01:04:50,868 --> 01:04:53,495
- [Mike laughs]
- [laughs nervously]

1617
01:04:53,496 --> 01:04:54,663
Come on.

1618
01:04:55,373 --> 01:04:56,290
Pfft.

1619
01:04:57,541 --> 01:05:00,460
- Oh, shit, I'm your best friend.
- Okay, who's up?

1620
01:05:00,461 --> 01:05:02,212
I have a lot of friends.

1621
01:05:02,213 --> 01:05:03,547
I have a lot of...

1622
01:05:04,298 --> 01:05:08,093
- lot of really... good friends.
- [dispatch] <i>Medic 42, respond.</i>

1623
01:05:08,094 --> 01:05:10,553
- Damnit. I'm his best friend.
- [Randy] Medic 42 responding.

1624
01:05:10,554 --> 01:05:12,515
- That sucks.
- You're not my best friend!

1625
01:05:13,349 --> 01:05:15,058
- Jerry's my best friend.
- Who's Jerry?

1626
01:05:15,059 --> 01:05:17,228
- Who the fuck is Jerry?
- Jerry's my cousin.

1627
01:05:17,853 --> 01:05:19,229
He lives in Tempe.

1628
01:05:19,230 --> 01:05:22,066
{\an8}- [siren wailing]
- [timer clicking]

1629
01:05:23,442 --> 01:05:25,986
[indistinct radio chatter]

1630
01:05:31,033 --> 01:05:32,242
[grunts]

1631
01:05:32,243 --> 01:05:33,703
That's why we don't run.

1632
01:05:35,788 --> 01:05:37,998
[tense music playing]

1633
01:05:40,376 --> 01:05:41,794
Excuse us. Comin' through.

1634
01:05:43,003 --> 01:05:45,131
Excuse us. Thank you.

1635
01:05:45,881 --> 01:05:47,466
[woman whimpering]

1636
01:05:50,803 --> 01:05:52,095
What happened?

1637
01:05:52,096 --> 01:05:54,639
Hit with a line drive right in
the chest and passed out.

1638
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:56,933
- I got it. Thank you.
- Are you his father?

1639
01:05:56,934 --> 01:05:58,435
No. [continues in Spanish]

1640
01:05:58,436 --> 01:06:00,145
[Randy] Uncle. Uh...

1641
01:06:00,146 --> 01:06:03,023
Uh, do you know if he has
any, uh, medical problems?

1642
01:06:03,024 --> 01:06:04,149
Uh, <i>problemas...</i>

1643
01:06:04,150 --> 01:06:07,653
[speaking in Spanish]

1644
01:06:08,362 --> 01:06:09,446
[responds in Spanish]

1645
01:06:09,447 --> 01:06:11,239
[Jessica] Yeah,
none that he knows.

1646
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:14,659
[uncle continues in Spanish]

1647
01:06:14,660 --> 01:06:16,245
[Jessica responds in Spanish]

1648
01:06:16,954 --> 01:06:18,121
Did the AED shock him?

1649
01:06:18,122 --> 01:06:19,497
[coach] Yeah, twice now.

1650
01:06:19,498 --> 01:06:21,541
- [Randy] Did he wake up at all?
- [coach] No.

1651
01:06:21,542 --> 01:06:22,626
Let's hold CPR.

1652
01:06:28,007 --> 01:06:30,008
[beeping]

1653
01:06:30,009 --> 01:06:31,761
Okay, he's in V-fib.

1654
01:06:32,344 --> 01:06:34,137
- Charging.
- [beeping]

1655
01:06:34,138 --> 01:06:35,306
Okay. Clear.

1656
01:06:35,890 --> 01:06:37,390
- Clear.
- [Mike] Clear.

1657
01:06:37,391 --> 01:06:38,725
[defibrillator clicks]

1658
01:06:38,726 --> 01:06:40,519
Okay, Mike, continue CPR.

1659
01:06:42,563 --> 01:06:44,564
How long was he down
before you started CPR?

1660
01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:46,316
We thought he just had
the wind knocked out of him--

1661
01:06:46,317 --> 01:06:48,401
- Yeah, how long exactly?
- I don't know, maybe a minute.

1662
01:06:48,402 --> 01:06:49,904
Okay, that's good enough.

1663
01:06:51,322 --> 01:06:52,322
[coughs]

1664
01:06:52,323 --> 01:06:53,324
Ho! Ho! Ho!

1665
01:06:55,326 --> 01:06:56,285
We have a pulse.

1666
01:07:00,164 --> 01:07:02,499
- My chest hurts.
- [Randy] Oh. Hey-hey, buddy.

1667
01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,542
- What's his name?
- [speaks in Spanish] Vicente.

1668
01:07:04,543 --> 01:07:06,586
Vicente, hey. My name's Randy,

1669
01:07:06,587 --> 01:07:08,631
and we're gonna be
taking care of you, okay?

1670
01:07:10,716 --> 01:07:13,177
[gentle, solemn music playing]

1671
01:07:35,866 --> 01:07:38,577
[gentle music continues]

1672
01:07:50,464 --> 01:07:53,175
[gentle music continues]

1673
01:07:55,970 --> 01:07:57,887
- [music fades]
- [siren wailing]

1674
01:07:57,888 --> 01:07:59,389
[Randy] Hey, spike that for me?

1675
01:07:59,390 --> 01:08:01,307
Get a blood pressure.

1676
01:08:01,308 --> 01:08:02,852
Am I gonna die?

1677
01:08:03,936 --> 01:08:05,270
We're gonna do everything
in our power

1678
01:08:05,271 --> 01:08:06,813
to make sure
that doesn't happen.

1679
01:08:06,814 --> 01:08:08,357
Alright?

1680
01:08:09,358 --> 01:08:10,900
My chest hurts.

1681
01:08:10,901 --> 01:08:13,361
[Randy] There's no easy way
to say this, Vicente.

1682
01:08:13,362 --> 01:08:15,070
Your heart got hit
with a baseball

1683
01:08:15,071 --> 01:08:17,824
and it stopped.
That's why your chest hurts.

1684
01:08:17,825 --> 01:08:21,244
In the exact millisecond,
your heart got hit

1685
01:08:21,245 --> 01:08:22,578
just as it was contracting.

1686
01:08:22,579 --> 01:08:24,998
It's like the ball reached out

1687
01:08:24,999 --> 01:08:27,043
and sucker-punched your heart.

1688
01:08:27,877 --> 01:08:29,502
It's a one-in-a-million chance.

1689
01:08:29,503 --> 01:08:32,797
And as a matter of fact,
after all this,

1690
01:08:32,798 --> 01:08:35,426
I would go buy a lottery ticket
if I were you.

1691
01:08:36,843 --> 01:08:39,136
So... am I gonna die?

1692
01:08:39,137 --> 01:08:42,599
You're with us now, and our job
is to keep you healthy.

1693
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:46,227
Okay? So just lie there
and relax.

1694
01:08:46,812 --> 01:08:48,064
BP's 90 over 60.

1695
01:08:48,898 --> 01:08:50,648
[Randy] Okay.
That's not a bad start.

1696
01:08:50,649 --> 01:08:51,815
You're gonna feel
a little sting.

1697
01:08:51,816 --> 01:08:53,525
Gonna get an IV started.

1698
01:08:53,526 --> 01:08:55,945
One, two, three.

1699
01:08:56,614 --> 01:08:57,530
Okay.

1700
01:08:58,908 --> 01:09:01,577
Now... you having
any trouble breathing?

1701
01:09:02,453 --> 01:09:04,872
[Vicente] A little.
My chest hurts.

1702
01:09:05,956 --> 01:09:07,623
Any pain anywhere else?

1703
01:09:07,624 --> 01:09:09,626
No. Not really.

1704
01:09:09,627 --> 01:09:11,543
You have any medical problems?

1705
01:09:11,544 --> 01:09:13,922
- [Vicente] No.
- On any meds? Any allergies?

1706
01:09:13,923 --> 01:09:15,465
- [Vicente] No.
- No? Okay.

1707
01:09:15,466 --> 01:09:17,551
- How old are you again?
- Eleven.

1708
01:09:18,302 --> 01:09:20,052
- [Randy] Are you married?
- What?

1709
01:09:20,053 --> 01:09:21,846
- No.
- [Randy] I get it.

1710
01:09:21,847 --> 01:09:24,099
You're not ready to settle.
You wanna play the field.

1711
01:09:24,100 --> 01:09:25,684
You wanna keep
your options open.

1712
01:09:25,685 --> 01:09:27,686
That commitment is scary.

1713
01:09:27,687 --> 01:09:29,938
I get it. I'm with you.
Pound it.

1714
01:09:29,939 --> 01:09:31,440
Boom. [chuckles]

1715
01:09:32,024 --> 01:09:35,486
I'm gonna call the hospital.
You just lie there and relax.

1716
01:09:36,236 --> 01:09:38,196
So... am I gonna die?

1717
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:41,659
[exhales heavily]

1718
01:09:44,704 --> 01:09:46,163
You're gonna be alright.

1719
01:09:47,539 --> 01:09:49,123
Promise.

1720
01:09:49,124 --> 01:09:52,210
[ambulance horn honking]

1721
01:09:52,211 --> 01:09:53,503
[sighs]

1722
01:09:53,504 --> 01:09:55,046
County ER, Medic 42.

1723
01:09:55,047 --> 01:09:57,465
[dispatch] <i>Medic 42,
this is County. Go ahead.</i>

1724
01:09:57,466 --> 01:10:00,760
County, Medic 42
en route to your facility

1725
01:10:00,761 --> 01:10:03,513
emergent with 11-year-old
patient post-cardiac arrest

1726
01:10:03,514 --> 01:10:05,473
due to a baseball to the chest.

1727
01:10:05,474 --> 01:10:07,475
Patient was down
for approximately a minute

1728
01:10:07,476 --> 01:10:08,852
before receiving CPR.

1729
01:10:08,853 --> 01:10:11,438
Two shocks by AED, one by me.

1730
01:10:11,439 --> 01:10:12,939
Patient is in sinus tach.

1731
01:10:12,940 --> 01:10:15,734
Conscious, alert,
oriented times three.

1732
01:10:15,735 --> 01:10:17,402
Blood pressure 90 over 60.

1733
01:10:17,403 --> 01:10:19,738
ETA approximately seven minutes.

1734
01:10:19,739 --> 01:10:21,407
[dispatch] <i>County copies.</i>

1735
01:10:21,824 --> 01:10:23,367
[Randy] Medic 42 clear.

1736
01:10:23,951 --> 01:10:26,662
Hey, Vicente. So you're quite
the baseball player, huh?

1737
01:10:27,747 --> 01:10:29,165
What position do they
have you playing?

1738
01:10:29,999 --> 01:10:31,959
[weakly] My chest...

1739
01:10:33,335 --> 01:10:35,045
I feel funny.

1740
01:10:35,046 --> 01:10:38,048
[monitor beeping rapidly]

1741
01:10:38,049 --> 01:10:39,215
Start CPR.

1742
01:10:39,216 --> 01:10:42,178
[tense, dramatic music playing]

1743
01:10:42,803 --> 01:10:43,762
Charging.

1744
01:10:43,763 --> 01:10:45,848
[defibrillator beeping]

1745
01:10:46,348 --> 01:10:48,058
- Clear.
- Clear.

1746
01:10:48,059 --> 01:10:49,768
- [defibrillator tone whirring]
- Clear.

1747
01:10:49,769 --> 01:10:51,437
[defibrillator clicks]

1748
01:10:54,231 --> 01:10:57,734
County ER, Medic 42.

1749
01:10:57,735 --> 01:10:59,361
[dispatch] <i>Medic 42, go ahead.</i>

1750
01:10:59,362 --> 01:11:01,863
Update: Patient is back
in cardiac arrest.

1751
01:11:01,864 --> 01:11:03,448
Uh, ETA two minutes.

1752
01:11:03,449 --> 01:11:06,285
[music intensifies]

1753
01:11:10,122 --> 01:11:12,499
- What do you need?
- Let's get him outta here.

1754
01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:13,793
- You stay in.
- Comin' out.

1755
01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:17,421
[Randy] Okay, we're good.

1756
01:11:17,838 --> 01:11:19,923
- [woman] Comin' through.
- [man] Comin'. Excuse us.

1757
01:11:19,924 --> 01:11:22,300
- Watch out.
- What was his last pressure?

1758
01:11:22,301 --> 01:11:26,179
90 over 60. Pulse 110.
About 20 breaths a minute.

1759
01:11:26,180 --> 01:11:28,556
He was fine and then
just went right back into V-fib.

1760
01:11:28,557 --> 01:11:30,475
Uh, 11-year-old child, male,

1761
01:11:30,476 --> 01:11:32,268
hit in the chest
with a baseball.

1762
01:11:32,269 --> 01:11:34,479
Was down for about a minute
before they started CPR.

1763
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:35,772
Shocked three times,

1764
01:11:35,773 --> 01:11:37,357
became alert and conscious
three times.

1765
01:11:37,358 --> 01:11:39,150
Went back into V-fib,
he was defibbed at 200.

1766
01:11:39,151 --> 01:11:41,194
One milligram of epi,
shocked again,

1767
01:11:41,195 --> 01:11:42,862
second milligram of epi.

1768
01:11:42,863 --> 01:11:44,364
He's currently asystolic.

1769
01:11:44,365 --> 01:11:46,241
- [nurse] Do we have a name?
- Vicente.

1770
01:11:46,242 --> 01:11:48,868
That-that's all we--
That's all we have is Vicente.

1771
01:11:48,869 --> 01:11:51,455
You got half a name? Great work.

1772
01:11:52,623 --> 01:11:55,334
[chatter in ER]

1773
01:12:08,764 --> 01:12:09,724
Hey.

1774
01:12:10,725 --> 01:12:13,185
Thought you'd wanna know.
Your patient didn't make it.

1775
01:12:16,814 --> 01:12:18,189
Thanks, Colette.

1776
01:12:18,190 --> 01:12:21,234
[somber music playing]

1777
01:12:21,235 --> 01:12:22,695
Yeah, that sucks.

1778
01:12:24,155 --> 01:12:25,823
[Jessica] You were great
with him, Randy.

1779
01:12:30,745 --> 01:12:32,162
No, I wasn't.

1780
01:12:32,163 --> 01:12:33,955
[Jessica] Yeah...
You were.

1781
01:12:33,956 --> 01:12:35,165
You didn't make
a single mistake.

1782
01:12:35,166 --> 01:12:36,249
It's not your fault.

1783
01:12:36,250 --> 01:12:37,792
You did nothing wrong.

1784
01:12:37,793 --> 01:12:39,211
I made a big fucking mistake.

1785
01:12:40,838 --> 01:12:42,965
I told a boy he was gonna live
and he died.

1786
01:12:43,716 --> 01:12:46,009
It's a rookie fucking move,
and I knew better.

1787
01:12:46,010 --> 01:12:48,928
But Goddamnit, he just kept...

1788
01:12:48,929 --> 01:12:51,766
asking... [sighs] ...and asking.

1789
01:12:55,061 --> 01:12:56,187
That boy died...

1790
01:12:57,229 --> 01:12:58,731
thinking I was gonna save him.

1791
01:13:00,024 --> 01:13:02,276
I have to live with that
for the rest of my life.

1792
01:13:03,569 --> 01:13:05,070
And that's...

1793
01:13:05,071 --> 01:13:06,571
why we build a wall.

1794
01:13:06,572 --> 01:13:07,739
Not to keep people out

1795
01:13:07,740 --> 01:13:09,491
but to keep shit like that
inside.

1796
01:13:09,492 --> 01:13:12,078
[thunder rumbling distantly]

1797
01:13:14,914 --> 01:13:16,874
[car horn honking nearby]

1798
01:13:17,500 --> 01:13:20,086
[indistinct radio chatter]

1799
01:13:23,506 --> 01:13:26,384
[siren wailing in distance]

1800
01:13:29,637 --> 01:13:31,346
[music fades]

1801
01:13:31,347 --> 01:13:33,140
This job breaks everybody.

1802
01:13:34,392 --> 01:13:36,852
[dramatic music playing]

1803
01:13:40,356 --> 01:13:42,399
[Randy] <i>All we wanna do
is save your life.</i>

1804
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:44,651
- [coughs]
- Oh! Shit!

1805
01:13:44,652 --> 01:13:46,069
[gasps]

1806
01:13:46,070 --> 01:13:47,529
[flatline tone]

1807
01:13:47,530 --> 01:13:49,155
[Randy] <i>Some of you...</i>

1808
01:13:49,156 --> 01:13:50,950
<i>don't make it easy.</i>

1809
01:13:53,911 --> 01:13:55,829
<i>You should be dead
five times over...</i>

1810
01:13:55,830 --> 01:13:57,122
[coughs]

1811
01:13:57,123 --> 01:13:58,081
[gasps]

1812
01:13:58,082 --> 01:13:59,625
[flatline tone]

1813
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,209
<i>...but no matter
how many times</i>

1814
01:14:01,210 --> 01:14:02,753
<i>you brush with death...</i>

1815
01:14:04,755 --> 01:14:06,632
<i>you refuse to die.</i>

1816
01:14:07,967 --> 01:14:08,884
<i>Respect.</i>

1817
01:14:11,053 --> 01:14:13,471
<i>Others of you,
we do everything right...</i>

1818
01:14:13,472 --> 01:14:14,764
[monitor beeping]

1819
01:14:14,765 --> 01:14:16,307
<i>...and you die on us anyway.</i>

1820
01:14:16,308 --> 01:14:17,600
What the fuck?

1821
01:14:17,601 --> 01:14:19,395
<i>We see you struggling.</i>

1822
01:14:19,979 --> 01:14:22,105
<i>They can't deny you service...</i>

1823
01:14:22,106 --> 01:14:23,857
<i>but they can bankrupt you.</i>

1824
01:14:23,858 --> 01:14:26,192
- Wait. Who had the blister?
- She did.

1825
01:14:26,193 --> 01:14:27,444
You? Okay.

1826
01:14:27,445 --> 01:14:30,113
<i>We carry you on our backs,</i>

1827
01:14:30,114 --> 01:14:32,240
<i>every one of us,</i>

1828
01:14:32,241 --> 01:14:35,744
<i>and you crush us a little more
every day</i>

1829
01:14:35,745 --> 01:14:38,664
<i>until you grind us down
to a nub.</i>

1830
01:14:40,541 --> 01:14:42,500
This is all part of the job,

1831
01:14:42,501 --> 01:14:43,918
so you deal with it.

1832
01:14:43,919 --> 01:14:46,087
You compartmentalize it.

1833
01:14:46,088 --> 01:14:48,757
You eat shit and shove it
down, down, down,

1834
01:14:48,758 --> 01:14:51,301
until one day you wake up
and you say,

1835
01:14:51,302 --> 01:14:52,260
you know what?

1836
01:14:52,261 --> 01:14:55,430
[tense music playing]

1837
01:14:55,431 --> 01:14:56,640
Fuck the patients.

1838
01:14:58,601 --> 01:14:59,976
Fuck the nurses.

1839
01:14:59,977 --> 01:15:01,353
[chatter]

1840
01:15:01,354 --> 01:15:02,730
Fuck the doctors.

1841
01:15:05,107 --> 01:15:07,526
Fuck this ratty-ass hospital!

1842
01:15:10,529 --> 01:15:12,865
Fuck all the blood
and shit and puke.

1843
01:15:14,950 --> 01:15:16,786
Fuck your documentation!

1844
01:15:17,453 --> 01:15:19,204
Fuck the fakers.

1845
01:15:19,205 --> 01:15:21,206
Fuck the bullshit calls.

1846
01:15:21,207 --> 01:15:22,957
Fuck every shoplifter
who got caught

1847
01:15:22,958 --> 01:15:24,668
and pretended to pass out.

1848
01:15:25,836 --> 01:15:27,545
- [soft snap]
- Ah! Ah!

1849
01:15:27,546 --> 01:15:29,005
- Come on.
- Get up.

1850
01:15:29,006 --> 01:15:31,132
- [fire horn blares]
- Fuck the fire department.

1851
01:15:31,133 --> 01:15:32,926
Fuck the PD.

1852
01:15:32,927 --> 01:15:35,387
I know my rights.
I know my rights!

1853
01:15:35,388 --> 01:15:38,598
Fuck every 2:00 a.m. drunk
who think they know the law.

1854
01:15:38,599 --> 01:15:42,143
Fuck the bystanders,
the rubberneckers,

1855
01:15:42,144 --> 01:15:44,063
the lookie-loos.

1856
01:15:47,149 --> 01:15:48,234
Fuck the dead ones.

1857
01:15:48,693 --> 01:15:49,776
Fuck the live ones.

1858
01:15:49,777 --> 01:15:51,528
Fuck this bullshit pay.

1859
01:15:51,529 --> 01:15:53,655
Fuck me! Fuck you!

1860
01:15:53,656 --> 01:15:55,615
Fuck this job!

1861
01:15:55,616 --> 01:15:57,075
[music ends abruptly]

1862
01:15:57,076 --> 01:15:58,785
Fuck everyone,

1863
01:15:58,786 --> 01:16:01,664
except the kid who just wanted
to play baseball.

1864
01:16:05,376 --> 01:16:06,752
Exit paperwork.

1865
01:16:07,503 --> 01:16:08,878
You don't have to sign it.

1866
01:16:08,879 --> 01:16:11,006
[chatter nearby]

1867
01:16:15,761 --> 01:16:17,512
[pen scratching on paper]

1868
01:16:17,513 --> 01:16:18,848
[clipboard slides]

1869
01:16:22,601 --> 01:16:24,729
- [sighs] I'm goin' home.
- Randy...

1870
01:16:25,438 --> 01:16:26,939
Please don't go out like this.

1871
01:16:28,733 --> 01:16:31,610
Just leaving without even
finishing your last shift?

1872
01:16:33,112 --> 01:16:34,947
Don't go out like a chump.

1873
01:16:43,706 --> 01:16:46,709
[solemn music playing]

1874
01:17:04,727 --> 01:17:08,021
[indistinct radio chatter]

1875
01:17:08,022 --> 01:17:09,690
Mike, turn on the lights.

1876
01:17:12,109 --> 01:17:13,527
Randy, come on, now. You...

1877
01:17:14,987 --> 01:17:17,030
You know I can't do that
unless we get a call.

1878
01:17:17,031 --> 01:17:18,491
Come on, man.

1879
01:17:21,243 --> 01:17:22,661
[sighs]

1880
01:17:23,704 --> 01:17:24,913
Alright.

1881
01:17:24,914 --> 01:17:26,874
One last time.

1882
01:17:29,043 --> 01:17:32,213
[solemn music continues]

1883
01:17:45,101 --> 01:17:47,728
[dispatch] <i>Medic 42,
emergency traffic.</i>

1884
01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:50,563
- You gonna answer that?
- No.

1885
01:17:50,564 --> 01:17:52,440
Let another crew handle it.
Just...

1886
01:17:52,441 --> 01:17:54,484
You know what?
Drop me off at home.

1887
01:17:54,485 --> 01:17:56,945
What? Motherfucker,
I don't know where you live.

1888
01:17:56,946 --> 01:17:59,614
- [splutters]
- [dispatch] <i>Medic 42, respond.</i>

1889
01:17:59,615 --> 01:18:00,825
[radio chirps]

1890
01:18:01,701 --> 01:18:02,952
I'll get it.

1891
01:18:04,412 --> 01:18:05,955
This is Medic 42 responding.

1892
01:18:06,664 --> 01:18:08,874
[siren wailing]

1893
01:18:10,668 --> 01:18:13,421
[airplane engines roaring]

1894
01:18:22,847 --> 01:18:25,390
[siren wailing]

1895
01:18:25,391 --> 01:18:27,518
[ambulance horn honking]

1896
01:18:31,022 --> 01:18:33,523
[jarring tone resonating]

1897
01:18:33,524 --> 01:18:36,985
[heartbeat pounding]

1898
01:18:36,986 --> 01:18:39,363
[tense music playing]

1899
01:18:41,282 --> 01:18:42,992
[heartbeat quickens]

1900
01:18:43,868 --> 01:18:46,870
[Mike] Come on, man.
One more and you're done.

1901
01:18:46,871 --> 01:18:49,998
- [heartbeat quickens further]
- [music intensifies]

1902
01:18:49,999 --> 01:18:52,334
- [music ends abruptly]
- [car horns honking]

1903
01:18:56,839 --> 01:18:58,214
Hey, what the hell?!

1904
01:18:58,215 --> 01:19:00,342
[roar of passing airplane]

1905
01:19:04,430 --> 01:19:07,348
Alright, you grab the stuff.
I'll check this out.

1906
01:19:07,349 --> 01:19:08,391
[car horns honking]

1907
01:19:08,392 --> 01:19:10,477
- What the hell?!
- I got you!

1908
01:19:10,478 --> 01:19:13,189
[Randy] Where's PD
to control these assholes?

1909
01:19:15,775 --> 01:19:18,361
[car door alarm dinging]

1910
01:19:20,780 --> 01:19:22,405
Oh, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

1911
01:19:22,406 --> 01:19:23,991
What the fuck?!

1912
01:19:29,372 --> 01:19:30,790
{\an8}That's not good.

1913
01:19:34,210 --> 01:19:35,168
Fuck.

1914
01:19:35,169 --> 01:19:38,089
[ominous music playing]

1915
01:19:44,512 --> 01:19:46,263
All dead in here.

1916
01:19:47,390 --> 01:19:48,640
Watch your step.

1917
01:19:48,641 --> 01:19:52,144
[airplane engines roaring]

1918
01:20:03,739 --> 01:20:05,740
[airplane engines whining]

1919
01:20:05,741 --> 01:20:06,866
She's got a pulse.

1920
01:20:06,867 --> 01:20:08,493
She's breathing.

1921
01:20:08,494 --> 01:20:10,036
Shallow and ragged.

1922
01:20:10,037 --> 01:20:11,622
- Hold C-spine.
- Okay.

1923
01:20:12,623 --> 01:20:14,750
[traffic buzzing past]

1924
01:20:19,296 --> 01:20:20,839
Okay. Let's roll her on three.

1925
01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:23,216
One, two, three.

1926
01:20:23,217 --> 01:20:25,552
[music intensifies]

1927
01:20:25,553 --> 01:20:26,971
[grunts]

1928
01:20:31,851 --> 01:20:35,104
[thunderous roar
of passing airplane]

1929
01:20:40,943 --> 01:20:43,446
[soft, unsettling melody plays]

1930
01:20:46,782 --> 01:20:48,199
Grab the collar.
Keep her breathing.

1931
01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:50,286
[intense ominous music playing]

1932
01:20:55,082 --> 01:20:57,417
[music softens]

1933
01:20:57,418 --> 01:20:59,587
[gentle, solemn music playing]

1934
01:21:00,713 --> 01:21:01,756
Oh, lucky...

1935
01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:04,841
lucky baby.

1936
01:21:04,842 --> 01:21:07,385
How'd you get so lucky? Huh?

1937
01:21:07,386 --> 01:21:09,054
- Okay.
- [crying]

1938
01:21:09,055 --> 01:21:11,973
[shushes] It's okay.

1939
01:21:11,974 --> 01:21:14,934
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey. Oh!

1940
01:21:14,935 --> 01:21:16,728
You're a lucky baby.

1941
01:21:16,729 --> 01:21:19,648
- [fire engine horn blaring]
- [police sirens wailing]

1942
01:21:22,401 --> 01:21:26,322
[baby wailing]

1943
01:21:30,534 --> 01:21:32,536
[music builds]

1944
01:21:34,580 --> 01:21:36,206
[baby quietens]

1945
01:21:36,207 --> 01:21:37,624
- [car engine revs]
- [horn honks]

1946
01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:39,584
Stop that car! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

1947
01:21:39,585 --> 01:21:41,294
- Hey! Heads up! Heads up!
- Oh! Move!

1948
01:21:41,295 --> 01:21:43,463
- Move!
- [crashes loudly]

1949
01:21:43,464 --> 01:21:44,756
[fireman] Hey! Hey!

1950
01:21:44,757 --> 01:21:47,342
You almost killed us, asshole!

1951
01:21:47,343 --> 01:21:49,636
[tense music playing]

1952
01:21:49,637 --> 01:21:53,181
Hey, Jimmy. Take your truck,
park it perpendicular,

1953
01:21:53,182 --> 01:21:55,350
- block that ramp.
- Hold on. Wait. What?

1954
01:21:55,351 --> 01:21:57,268
Block off
the whole fuckin' freeway!

1955
01:21:57,269 --> 01:22:00,105
- No one gets through!
- [airplane roaring]

1956
01:22:00,106 --> 01:22:01,356
Oh, shit.

1957
01:22:01,357 --> 01:22:04,360
[horn blaring]

1958
01:22:06,821 --> 01:22:09,824
County, Medic 42. Do you have
another unit incoming?

1959
01:22:10,658 --> 01:22:11,616
[dispatch] <i>Negative.</i>

1960
01:22:11,617 --> 01:22:13,243
<i>Next available unit
is 15 minutes.</i>

1961
01:22:13,244 --> 01:22:15,036
<i>Want us to start a second unit?</i>

1962
01:22:15,037 --> 01:22:16,997
Negative. We're taking
the baby with us.

1963
01:22:17,957 --> 01:22:19,916
[thunderous roar
of passing airplane]

1964
01:22:19,917 --> 01:22:21,584
[siren wailing]

1965
01:22:21,585 --> 01:22:23,795
[ambulance horn honking]

1966
01:22:23,796 --> 01:22:26,215
[music intensifies]

1967
01:22:28,968 --> 01:22:31,595
[shrill wailing]

1968
01:22:33,222 --> 01:22:34,848
- Good lung sounds.
- [Randy] Good.

1969
01:22:34,849 --> 01:22:36,599
A crying baby is a healthy baby.

1970
01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:38,268
Alright, switch with me.

1971
01:22:38,269 --> 01:22:39,394
Your job is airway.

1972
01:22:39,395 --> 01:22:41,896
Keep her breathing at all costs.

1973
01:22:41,897 --> 01:22:43,441
Let's see if she takes an OPA.

1974
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:46,860
[Jessica] Yeah, she took it.
No gag reflex.

1975
01:22:46,861 --> 01:22:49,654
Mom's got a lot of rib fractures
and head lacs.

1976
01:22:49,655 --> 01:22:52,157
Oh, she's gagging on
the OPA, but it's intermittent.

1977
01:22:52,158 --> 01:22:54,117
- Should I take it out?
- Yeah, take it out.

1978
01:22:54,118 --> 01:22:55,870
She's had too much trauma
already.

1979
01:22:56,829 --> 01:22:59,040
Talk to her.
See if she can obey commands.

1980
01:23:00,124 --> 01:23:02,835
Miss, can you raise
your right arm, please?

1981
01:23:05,212 --> 01:23:07,464
Alright, not bad.
Hang on there, Mom.

1982
01:23:07,465 --> 01:23:09,215
Ma'am, you're in an ambulance.

1983
01:23:09,216 --> 01:23:11,760
You were in a pretty bad wreck.
We have your child. She's okay.

1984
01:23:11,761 --> 01:23:13,303
We're taking you
to the hospital.

1985
01:23:13,304 --> 01:23:14,929
County ER, this is Medic 42.

1986
01:23:14,930 --> 01:23:17,140
Incoming to your facility,
emergent with two patients.

1987
01:23:17,141 --> 01:23:19,809
One a Level I,
the other a stable pediatric.

1988
01:23:19,810 --> 01:23:21,811
[dispatch] <i>Medic 42, be aware,
we're on diversion.</i>

1989
01:23:21,812 --> 01:23:23,313
<i>We've got way too many
patients here.</i>

1990
01:23:23,314 --> 01:23:25,190
<i>You'll have to take them
to the ER at University.</i>

1991
01:23:25,191 --> 01:23:27,067
Uh, negative. Negative.

1992
01:23:27,068 --> 01:23:28,985
She will not make it
to University.

1993
01:23:28,986 --> 01:23:31,905
Listen up. Got an approximately
30-year-old female,

1994
01:23:31,906 --> 01:23:35,367
a head-on collision, ejection,
massive damage to vehicle.

1995
01:23:35,368 --> 01:23:37,577
- [dispatch] <i>What's their GCS?</i>
- [groans]

1996
01:23:37,578 --> 01:23:39,954
Well, right now it's a 14,
but...

1997
01:23:39,955 --> 01:23:42,248
[dispatch] <i>Your patient
doesn't meet Level I criteria.</i>

1998
01:23:42,249 --> 01:23:43,458
[Randy] Yes, she does!

1999
01:23:43,459 --> 01:23:45,543
We're gonna be there
in five minutes,

2000
01:23:45,544 --> 01:23:46,961
so just page out a team.

2001
01:23:46,962 --> 01:23:48,421
[dispatch] <i>Negative,
we are on diversion.</i>

2002
01:23:48,422 --> 01:23:49,881
<i>Do not come here, understand?</i>

2003
01:23:49,882 --> 01:23:51,549
<i>You need to reroute
to a different ER.</i>

2004
01:23:51,550 --> 01:23:53,385
We are coming there
whether you like it or not!

2005
01:23:53,386 --> 01:23:54,594
So get ready for us!

2006
01:23:54,595 --> 01:23:57,515
[dramatic, suspenseful music
playing]

2007
01:24:01,268 --> 01:24:04,021
[ambulance siren wailing,
horn honking]

2008
01:24:05,856 --> 01:24:07,190
- Hey, Astor?
- Yeah?

2009
01:24:07,191 --> 01:24:08,400
- Wanna take that baby?
- Got it.

2010
01:24:08,401 --> 01:24:09,819
Meet us inside?

2011
01:24:10,945 --> 01:24:12,362
Medic 42. What bay?

2012
01:24:12,363 --> 01:24:13,863
Two. But they're not happy.

2013
01:24:13,864 --> 01:24:15,532
Serano's on the warpath.

2014
01:24:15,533 --> 01:24:17,076
[Randy] No one is happy.

2015
01:24:18,536 --> 01:24:20,829
No. No. No.

2016
01:24:20,830 --> 01:24:22,747
- Stop.
- No, no, no. Doctor, listen.

2017
01:24:22,748 --> 01:24:24,416
- This is a 30-something--
- No!

2018
01:24:24,417 --> 01:24:26,084
- A head-on collision.
- No. No. No.

2019
01:24:26,085 --> 01:24:27,544
The four other passengers
are DOA.

2020
01:24:27,545 --> 01:24:29,254
She is not a Level I criteria.

2021
01:24:29,255 --> 01:24:32,757
Do you have any idea how
expensive a Level I criteria is?

2022
01:24:32,758 --> 01:24:34,509
Any idea, you idiot?

2023
01:24:34,510 --> 01:24:36,428
Okay! This patient meets
all Level I criteria.

2024
01:24:36,429 --> 01:24:38,054
She's not even intubated!

2025
01:24:38,055 --> 01:24:40,140
You got her bagged?
What the hell is that?

2026
01:24:40,141 --> 01:24:42,642
This patient is dying, asshole!

2027
01:24:42,643 --> 01:24:44,310
- Now listen to my report!
- Asshole?

2028
01:24:44,311 --> 01:24:45,937
How 'bout fuck you, asshole!

2029
01:24:45,938 --> 01:24:48,148
- Come on! Come on!
- Shit.

2030
01:24:48,149 --> 01:24:51,359
I will be happy to kick your ass
and put you in a bed next to her

2031
01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:52,861
but you need to listen
to my report!

2032
01:24:52,862 --> 01:24:55,530
How 'bout this? Instead
I call your supervisor,

2033
01:24:55,531 --> 01:24:57,366
we settle this right now.

2034
01:24:58,200 --> 01:25:00,369
Who the fuck do you think
you are?

2035
01:25:04,290 --> 01:25:05,166
Excuse me?

2036
01:25:05,833 --> 01:25:07,625
- Who are you?
- This patient just went apneic

2037
01:25:07,626 --> 01:25:10,045
three times with no gag reflex
on the way to the hospital.

2038
01:25:10,046 --> 01:25:11,171
She's got a skull fracture.

2039
01:25:11,172 --> 01:25:12,756
She meets all Level I criteria.

2040
01:25:12,757 --> 01:25:14,299
Because last time I checked,

2041
01:25:14,300 --> 01:25:16,384
when a patient goes apneic
with no gag,

2042
01:25:16,385 --> 01:25:19,262
their GCS goes down to three.
Right?

2043
01:25:19,263 --> 01:25:21,639
And I just watched
this paramedic fight like hell

2044
01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:23,975
to save this woman's life
while caring for her child

2045
01:25:23,976 --> 01:25:26,811
and dodging incoming traffic
at the same fucking time!

2046
01:25:26,812 --> 01:25:29,105
And all I see you doing
is standing there,

2047
01:25:29,106 --> 01:25:31,816
like a fucking asshole,
with your dick in your hand,

2048
01:25:31,817 --> 01:25:33,902
arguing with him
about this patient

2049
01:25:33,903 --> 01:25:34,986
who is dying!

2050
01:25:34,987 --> 01:25:36,781
<i>Your</i> patient!

2051
01:25:38,908 --> 01:25:40,408
And if you refuse to treat her,

2052
01:25:40,409 --> 01:25:42,244
you'll lose
your goddamn license.

2053
01:25:46,290 --> 01:25:47,333
Who are you?

2054
01:25:49,585 --> 01:25:51,796
I'm Dr. Romero.
I'm your new resident.

2055
01:25:54,298 --> 01:25:55,591
Oh, shit.

2056
01:25:57,927 --> 01:25:59,677
[laughs]

2057
01:25:59,678 --> 01:26:03,015
Well, Dr. Romero...

2058
01:26:05,184 --> 01:26:06,811
I look forward
to working with you.

2059
01:26:08,604 --> 01:26:10,189
We're gonna have so much fun.

2060
01:26:11,273 --> 01:26:12,774
Get the patient.

2061
01:26:12,775 --> 01:26:14,193
[sighs]

2062
01:26:18,072 --> 01:26:20,240
O-Okay, look. [laughs]

2063
01:26:20,241 --> 01:26:23,244
You mean to tell me
you're a doctor?

2064
01:26:24,912 --> 01:26:26,997
Resident, but yeah.

2065
01:26:27,581 --> 01:26:29,499
But you told us
you were a paramedic.

2066
01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:31,710
No, I-I didn't. You said that.

2067
01:26:31,711 --> 01:26:33,254
I just didn't correct you.

2068
01:26:33,879 --> 01:26:35,880
Um... I never said that.

2069
01:26:35,881 --> 01:26:38,842
You-- That's what you said
when we first met you.

2070
01:26:38,843 --> 01:26:41,803
No. Why would I?
I'm a doctor, not a paramedic.

2071
01:26:41,804 --> 01:26:44,222
Hey, Dr. What's-your-face.

2072
01:26:44,223 --> 01:26:46,517
Grab a bedpan and come with me.

2073
01:26:48,561 --> 01:26:50,438
We're gonna have <i>so</i> much fun!

2074
01:26:53,566 --> 01:26:56,110
- Hmm.
- Whoa.

2075
01:26:57,486 --> 01:26:58,863
That's, uh...

2076
01:27:00,322 --> 01:27:01,782
Huh.

2077
01:27:08,706 --> 01:27:09,873
Hey.

2078
01:27:09,874 --> 01:27:11,374
Good news:

2079
01:27:11,375 --> 01:27:12,835
Patient's gonna live.

2080
01:27:14,003 --> 01:27:15,920
I mean, usually once
we drop 'em off

2081
01:27:15,921 --> 01:27:18,132
it's not our problem anymore.
But, um...

2082
01:27:19,008 --> 01:27:20,884
But it's good to, um,

2083
01:27:20,885 --> 01:27:23,054
it's good to know
she-she made it, you know?

2084
01:27:23,721 --> 01:27:25,014
Yeah.

2085
01:27:26,432 --> 01:27:28,267
Way to, uh, throw yourself
under the bus...

2086
01:27:29,018 --> 01:27:30,352
doctor.

2087
01:27:30,353 --> 01:27:32,979
Serano's gonna make your life
a living hell.

2088
01:27:32,980 --> 01:27:34,606
I know.

2089
01:27:34,607 --> 01:27:36,859
I never wanna be
that kind of surgeon.

2090
01:27:39,028 --> 01:27:40,613
Thanks for the coffee, doc.

2091
01:27:42,656 --> 01:27:44,074
[both sigh]

2092
01:27:44,075 --> 01:27:46,618
[indistinct radio chatter]

2093
01:27:46,619 --> 01:27:49,330
[gentle music playing]

2094
01:27:50,623 --> 01:27:52,583
- [Randy sighs]
- [clears throat]

2095
01:27:56,879 --> 01:27:58,172
She should have died.

2096
01:27:59,715 --> 01:28:01,425
She would have died in my care.

2097
01:28:03,803 --> 01:28:06,764
Right now, I'd be telling that
family that their mom is dead.

2098
01:28:08,474 --> 01:28:09,850
[sighs]

2099
01:28:11,894 --> 01:28:13,645
You know, I thought
I'd come out here today

2100
01:28:13,646 --> 01:28:15,439
and I'd meet the paramedics
and...

2101
01:28:16,357 --> 01:28:18,859
see what you do, how you work.

2102
01:28:22,405 --> 01:28:24,073
And I know you're sick
of your job.

2103
01:28:24,990 --> 01:28:26,282
I know you're burnt out.

2104
01:28:26,283 --> 01:28:28,369
I know you think
you don't make a difference.

2105
01:28:30,162 --> 01:28:31,789
But you made a difference today.

2106
01:28:32,540 --> 01:28:34,166
- [sighs]
- You did.

2107
01:28:35,626 --> 01:28:37,253
You saved her life.

2108
01:28:39,672 --> 01:28:41,298
And you saved her family.

2109
01:28:46,262 --> 01:28:48,222
You're the kind of doctor
I want to be.

2110
01:28:51,892 --> 01:28:53,310
Not a doctor.

2111
01:28:54,478 --> 01:28:55,563
Well...

2112
01:28:56,856 --> 01:28:58,274
if I ever need saving...

2113
01:29:00,443 --> 01:29:02,486
God, I hope it's you
that shows up.

2114
01:29:16,959 --> 01:29:19,295
[music fades]

2115
01:29:20,504 --> 01:29:23,049
[gentle, poignant music playing]

2116
01:29:29,221 --> 01:29:31,015
[chuckles]

2117
01:29:34,435 --> 01:29:36,020
[Jessica] Hey, one of those
is for Mike.

2118
01:29:39,231 --> 01:29:40,524
Not anymore.

2119
01:29:42,276 --> 01:29:44,987
[poignant music continues]

2120
01:29:46,572 --> 01:29:49,241
[timer clicking]

2121
01:29:58,250 --> 01:30:01,379
[applause, cheering]

2122
01:30:13,391 --> 01:30:15,392
[applause slows]

2123
01:30:15,393 --> 01:30:16,935
That is a gift from the crews.

2124
01:30:16,936 --> 01:30:18,478
This is breakfast, on us.

2125
01:30:18,479 --> 01:30:20,105
Dispatch and the crews
chipped in after they heard

2126
01:30:20,106 --> 01:30:22,023
you told Dr. Serano
to go fuck himself.

2127
01:30:22,024 --> 01:30:24,443
- [laughter]
- So this is a retirement gift.

2128
01:30:25,653 --> 01:30:26,487
Wow.

2129
01:30:27,697 --> 01:30:28,531
Come on.

2130
01:30:29,740 --> 01:30:31,492
- [laughs]
- [Jessica] Aw.

2131
01:30:32,702 --> 01:30:35,371
Now, get out of my substation, civilian.

2132
01:30:36,580 --> 01:30:39,291
[poignant music
softens, continues]

2133
01:30:45,464 --> 01:30:47,633
- [sighs]
- [music fades]

2134
01:30:48,759 --> 01:30:51,470
[phone ringing nearby]

2135
01:30:55,266 --> 01:30:56,851
[keyboard keys clacking]

2136
01:31:01,897 --> 01:31:03,399
Keep your password safe.

2137
01:31:04,066 --> 01:31:06,276
If you have any trouble at all,
call IT right away.

2138
01:31:06,277 --> 01:31:09,446
If you have any trouble
with them, call me right away.

2139
01:31:09,447 --> 01:31:10,864
[chuckles] Okay.

2140
01:31:10,865 --> 01:31:12,866
Alright. Uh, now, to access

2141
01:31:12,867 --> 01:31:15,285
the forms
for the preauthorization...

2142
01:31:15,286 --> 01:31:18,039
[chatter]

2143
01:31:22,376 --> 01:31:24,378
You guys ever see anyone
choke to death?

2144
01:31:25,046 --> 01:31:26,921
You get the fist
like right under here,

2145
01:31:26,922 --> 01:31:29,132
and then it's just
straight back.

2146
01:31:29,133 --> 01:31:30,843
Ha!

2147
01:31:33,345 --> 01:31:35,346
Drowning's the worst way to go.

2148
01:31:35,347 --> 01:31:36,890
Absolute worst way to go.

2149
01:31:36,891 --> 01:31:38,100
Best way to die?

2150
01:31:39,018 --> 01:31:40,311
Decapitation.

2151
01:31:41,312 --> 01:31:45,024
[computer mouse clicking]

2152
01:31:46,567 --> 01:31:47,692
[error tone beeps]

2153
01:31:47,693 --> 01:31:50,863
[gentle, poignant music playing]

2154
01:31:51,822 --> 01:31:53,449
[Bruce]
What are you still doin' here?

2155
01:31:54,742 --> 01:31:56,535
Oh. Is that it?

2156
01:31:58,621 --> 01:31:59,579
That's it.

2157
01:31:59,580 --> 01:32:00,830
Come on. Let's get outta here.

2158
01:32:00,831 --> 01:32:01,999
Uh...

2159
01:32:19,517 --> 01:32:21,017
[inhales deeply, huffs]

2160
01:32:21,018 --> 01:32:22,977
[ambulance siren wailing,
horn honking]

2161
01:32:22,978 --> 01:32:25,564
[music builds]

2162
01:32:31,654 --> 01:32:34,490
[siren wailing]

2163
01:32:40,705 --> 01:32:43,957
[music intensifies]

2164
01:32:43,958 --> 01:32:47,627
[music falls off abruptly,
continues softly]

2165
01:32:47,628 --> 01:32:50,423
[gentle, poignant music playing]

2166
01:32:53,801 --> 01:32:55,469
[inhales deeply]

2167
01:33:05,980 --> 01:33:07,605
[music fades]

2168
01:33:07,606 --> 01:33:08,983
[knocking on door]

2169
01:33:09,734 --> 01:33:11,235
Hi. [sighs]

2170
01:33:13,779 --> 01:33:16,364
- So...
- [laughs]

2171
01:33:16,365 --> 01:33:19,826
- [Randy laughs]
- Well, as it turns out...

2172
01:33:19,827 --> 01:33:23,205
your close-out paperwork
was never properly...

2173
01:33:24,290 --> 01:33:25,416
filed.

2174
01:33:27,626 --> 01:33:29,335
[indistinct radio chatter]

2175
01:33:29,336 --> 01:33:31,004
[laughs softly]

2176
01:33:31,005 --> 01:33:32,506
- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.

2177
01:33:33,799 --> 01:33:35,925
Hey, uh, maybe I could...

2178
01:33:35,926 --> 01:33:37,386
thank you properly sometime.

2179
01:33:38,596 --> 01:33:39,638
Take you out for lunch.

2180
01:33:44,310 --> 01:33:45,186
Alright.

2181
01:33:48,022 --> 01:33:51,317
And, uh, you will be in truck 42
with Mike today.

2182
01:33:54,236 --> 01:33:56,781
- [horn honks]
- [man] Hey, Randy!

2183
01:34:01,827 --> 01:34:05,790
[Mike laughs]

2184
01:34:06,374 --> 01:34:09,667
That's right.
That's right. [sighs]

2185
01:34:09,668 --> 01:34:11,211
Listen, man. Uh...

2186
01:34:11,212 --> 01:34:13,171
You gotta let me drive this one.

2187
01:34:13,172 --> 01:34:14,381
- Nope.
- Mike.

2188
01:34:14,382 --> 01:34:16,341
Not a chance.
You know the rules.

2189
01:34:16,342 --> 01:34:17,968
Okay? I wheel, you heal.

2190
01:34:18,761 --> 01:34:21,304
Come on, now.
Ain't shit changed. [laughs]

2191
01:34:21,305 --> 01:34:24,100
[mockingly] "Let me drive
this one." [laughs]

2192
01:34:25,142 --> 01:34:26,685
Yeah, the system
is still broken,

2193
01:34:26,686 --> 01:34:28,979
but what am I supposed to do,
quit trying?

2194
01:34:30,356 --> 01:34:31,898
I'm no hero.

2195
01:34:31,899 --> 01:34:34,734
But... the truth is...

2196
01:34:34,735 --> 01:34:37,947
I only feel alive
when you're about to die.

2197
01:34:38,948 --> 01:34:40,657
[engine starts, revs]

2198
01:34:40,658 --> 01:34:43,618
["Joy Ride" by Valid playing]

2199
01:34:43,619 --> 01:34:45,453
See you out there.

2200
01:34:45,454 --> 01:34:47,414
[timer clicking]

2201
01:34:47,415 --> 01:34:49,833
<i>♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪</i>

2202
01:34:49,834 --> 01:34:52,210
<i>♪ From my part of town
all the way to yo' side ♪</i>

2203
01:34:52,211 --> 01:34:54,587
<i>♪ From the east to the west
From the right to the left ♪</i>

2204
01:34:54,588 --> 01:34:57,382
<i>♪ Only thing on our mind
is where to next? ♪</i>

2205
01:34:57,383 --> 01:34:59,718
<i>♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪</i>

2206
01:34:59,719 --> 01:35:01,845
<i>♪ From my part of town
all the way to yo' side ♪</i>

2207
01:35:01,846 --> 01:35:04,514
<i>♪ From the east to the west
From the right to the left ♪</i>

2208
01:35:04,515 --> 01:35:06,933
<i>♪ Only thing on our mind
is where to next? ♪</i>

2209
01:35:06,934 --> 01:35:09,519
<i>♪ You can jump inside of this
custom ride with tints ♪</i>

2210
01:35:09,520 --> 01:35:12,230
<i>♪ Candy apple
Touch of lime and mint ♪</i>

2211
01:35:12,231 --> 01:35:14,733
<i>♪ Bump some Isley hits
Crush so fine she sits ♪</i>

2212
01:35:14,734 --> 01:35:17,277
<i>♪ Front, my rider chick
Love my rider miss ♪</i>

2213
01:35:17,278 --> 01:35:19,612
<i>- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Such a dime she is ♪</i>

2214
01:35:19,613 --> 01:35:22,198
<i>♪ Must remind 'em with
Trust she'll find some prints ♪</i>

2215
01:35:22,199 --> 01:35:24,826
<i>♪ Well, then she'll cuss,
get live, and flip ♪</i>

2216
01:35:24,827 --> 01:35:27,120
<i>♪ So don't touch nothing
besides the grips ♪</i>

2217
01:35:27,121 --> 01:35:28,371
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

2218
01:35:28,372 --> 01:35:29,539
<i>♪ Don't discuss
what time it is ♪</i>

2219
01:35:29,540 --> 01:35:31,041
<i>♪ Just go shine the rims ♪</i>

2220
01:35:31,042 --> 01:35:33,376
<i>♪ Hypnotize them
when I roll through town ♪</i>

2221
01:35:33,377 --> 01:35:35,754
<i>♪ When you need a lift
I'ma hold you down ♪</i>

2222
01:35:35,755 --> 01:35:37,213
<i>♪ Can you picture this ♪</i>

2223
01:35:37,214 --> 01:35:39,382
<i>♪ Me in a photo
You in a photo ♪</i>

2224
01:35:39,383 --> 01:35:41,926
<i>♪ Flyin' through the galaxy
Nowhere to go, though ♪</i>

2225
01:35:41,927 --> 01:35:44,054
<i>♪ Won't cost a dime
We can all afford ♪</i>

2226
01:35:44,055 --> 01:35:46,806
<i>♪ The fare on this ride
All aboard ♪</i>

2227
01:35:46,807 --> 01:35:49,267
<i>♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪</i>

2228
01:35:49,268 --> 01:35:51,728
<i>♪ From my part of town
all the way to yo' side ♪</i>

2229
01:35:51,729 --> 01:35:54,064
<i>♪ From the east to the west
From the right to the left ♪</i>

2230
01:35:54,065 --> 01:35:56,399
<i>♪ Only thing on our mind
is where to next? ♪</i>

2231
01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:58,902
<i>♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪</i>

2232
01:35:58,903 --> 01:36:01,488
<i>♪ From my part of town
all the way to yo' side ♪</i>

2233
01:36:01,489 --> 01:36:04,074
<i>♪ From the east to the west
From the right to the left ♪</i>

2234
01:36:04,075 --> 01:36:07,077
<i>♪ Only thing on our mind
is where to next? ♪</i>

2235
01:36:07,078 --> 01:36:09,246
<i>♪ Joy ♪</i>

2236
01:36:10,998 --> 01:36:12,708
<i>♪ Let's ride ♪</i>

2237
01:36:15,294 --> 01:36:18,381
[song fades, transitions
into dramatic, funky music]

2238
01:39:39,498 --> 01:39:45,046
[ambulance siren wailing]

2239
01:39:46,130 --> 01:39:47,882
[music fades]