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♪ Ay, can you ♪
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♪ Yeah, can you feel it? ♪
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"CODE 3" IS AN EMERGENCY RESPONSE
CODE FOR RUNNING LIGHTS AND SIRENS.
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♪ I'm coming in hard
I'm making it swift ♪
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♪ Don't wanna be playin'
with y'all ♪
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♪ I'm killin' 'em all
and making it quick ♪
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♪ Nobody can do what we do... ♪
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So, how's your life going?
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Having any chest pains?
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Been in an accident?
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Are you bleeding anywhere?
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I'm the one you call
when shit goes wrong.
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I am your best friend
on your worst day.
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And all of the shit
you're about to see
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happened to a real,
actual paramedic.
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Me.
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♪ Know the people go insane
They feel the ♪
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♪ We don't give it up
We relish in the ♪
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♪ Can you feel the ♪
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Well, well, well, Taggert.
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Randy.
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What's up, Mike?
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- Who's your friend?
- Nobody.
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Student ride-along.
Not a real person.
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Man, don't take that shit
from them.
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Hey. What y'all doin' here
anyway?
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We got a
disturbing the peace call.
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What?
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Taggert, what the fuck
you talkin' 'bout?
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They told us it was
an unknown medical.
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Shit, I hope it is.
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Somebody gotta go
to the hospital,
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that's yo' paperwork, not mine.
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Yep, the ABCs of police work.
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"Ambulance before cruiser."
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Please be
"disturbing the peace."
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Please "disturbing the peace."
Come on!
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Police!
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OD.
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That's on y'all, suckas.
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Shit.
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- You wanna get the stretcher?
- Gladly.
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Is she dead?
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She's not dead.
Dying, but not dead.
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What do we assess first?
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- ABCs.
- ABCs. Um...
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- Airway, breathing, circulation.
- Yes.
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First thing,
that's what we check.
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- Understand that?
- Yes.
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- ABCs. They didn't...
- ABCs...
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Oh, man.
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Oh, oh, oh! Hey!
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Know what the treatment is for
a dirty needle stick? Chemo.
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Same as for a cancer patient.
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Seventy-two hours
flat on your back and puking.
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And a year's worth of HIV tests.
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Alright. Now...
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Ah!
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I'm gonna kill
you motherfuckers.
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I should mention at this point
that you're all going to die.
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Heart attack.
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Car accident.
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Murder.
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Cancer.
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Diabetic shock.
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Fork in the toaster.
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Or peanut allergy.
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Rich, poor. Old, young.
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Sometimes they don't find you
for days.
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You'll be dead too one day,
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and sooner than you think.
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Because guess what?
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It all ends.
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You know the movie of your life?
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The one you're starring in.
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One day, that movie just ends
and you're gone.
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Remember what it was like
before you were born?
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It'll be just like that.
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Forever.
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But sometimes,
'cause of people like me,
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you get a little borrowed time.
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I'm gonna kill
you motherfuckers.
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Get the fuck outta my house.
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Gun! Gun!
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Secure your scene, Taggert!
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Secure your fuckin' scene!
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Fuck, man. First of all,
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I ain't know you could run
that fuckin' fast.
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God damn, you fast!
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Second of all,
who had a fuckin' gun?
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I'm gonna fuckin' kill
dispatch for this.
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She shot at us.
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You idiot! Someone pulls out
a gun, you run!
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- Clear!
- Get your fuckin' ugly-ass
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motherfuckin' hands off me,
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you goddamn ugly fuckin' mutt!
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Scene's all yours, EMS.
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Randy, man, you okay?
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I'm fine.
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It's gonna be alright,
okay, ma'am?
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We're not gonna let you die.
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Seriously, you say that
one more time,
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I'm gonna punch you
in the throat.
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We never say that to a patient.
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- Ever.
- Sorry.
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What's that?
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This is NARCAN.
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It kicks the heroin off
of the narcotic receptors.
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This woman just paid
a lot of money
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to get higher than Jimi Hendrix
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and we're about to take that
away from her like... that.
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Okay. Um... You know what?
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I wouldn't sit there
if I were you.
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Why?
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Because...
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of the puke.
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It's in my mouth!
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What the fuck?!
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What did she eat?!
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You stole my high, motherfucker!
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You're welcome.
Your life was saved.
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We're taking you
to the hospital, ma'am.
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You need to...
Ma'am, settle down.
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Hey, no. Hey. Hey! Calm down!
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You need to calm down!
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Oh, shit! Her arm's free!
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No!
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Oh, shit! Oh, no, no, no!
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No, no, no!
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Got a needle!
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That is illegal, ma'am!
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Oh, God...
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Are you kidding me?
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You stuck me
with a dirty needle!
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You shit!
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Hey! Mike, brake!
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What the fuck?
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Right... right in the face.
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Hold her down!
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Hey! Now... Shit!
I fell in it! Ah!
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You crazy bitch!
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- Shit!
- Hey, hit her with the oxygen!
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- Breathe, bitch!
- What are you doing?!
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I said hit her with it!
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What happened?
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We administered oxygen.
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Yes, and then the patient
needed to be restrained,
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uh, thereby possibly resulting
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in some self-administered
bruising.
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Is that your medical opinion?
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Sorry, what medical school
did you go to again, doctor?
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- Not a doctor.
- Sorry?
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- Not a doctor.
- That's right!
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You're not a doctor.
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So what do you say we leave
the diagnosing of the patients
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- to the real doctors, huh?
- Okay.
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I got a dirty needle stick
in the ambulance,
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so if you'd please
write me a prescription...
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- What a shitshow.
- for retroviral...
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You are unbelievable.
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Hope you enjoy
this nice, clean hospital...
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- Any dignity left in the EMS?
- while I'm out on the streets
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getting vomited on,
having to take pills
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that smell like a hobo shat
in my mouth!
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Hey!
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In one day, I've been...
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shot at...
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thrown up on, and... strangled.
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And what, we still have...
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11 hours left in the shift.
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How do you guys do this
every day?
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It's our job.
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Your job sucks!
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Yeah, and it sounds real shitty
when you say it like that.
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Yeah, well, I can't go back
on that ambulance.
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Okay?
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I quit.
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I'm sorry, Mom.
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Your job sucks!
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Now there goes a future doctor.
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EMERGENCY SURGEON
AVERAGE SALARY $347,870
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♪ When I get my check
I'm going on a world cruise ♪
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♪ On a boat made of pearl
jewels, full of whirlpools ♪
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HOSPITALIST $225,270
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♪ And a 1,000-inch flat-screen
to watch the world news ♪
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PEDIATRICIAN $203,240
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♪ And a personal chef
to cook up all the morsels ♪
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NURSE PRACTITIONER $124,680
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♪ Money, money Money, money ♪
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♪ Money, money, money
Money, money ♪
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PHYSICAL THERAPIST $97,960
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REGISTERED NURSE $ 89,010
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♪ Money, money Money, money ♪
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♪ Money, money, money
Money, money ♪
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POLICE OFFICER $71,380
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♪ Money, money Money, money ♪
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SOCIAL WORKER $64,360
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♪ Money, money, money
Money, money ♪
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LICENSED VOCATIONAL NURSE $55,860
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{\an8}♪ Money, money Money, money ♪
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HEAD CUSTODIAN $47,430
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♪ Money, money, money
Money, money ♪
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PARAMEDIC $42,060
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ONE WEEK OF CHEMO
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Temperature readings
warming up a bit today
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into the upper 80s.
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By noontime, into the low 90s.
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dry and pleasant
weather continues.
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Rain expected to return
next week.
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That's bullshit!
You can't talk while intubated.
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Crescent Premium,
how may I help you?
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Uh, certainly.
One moment, please.
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Crescent Premium,
may I direct your call?
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Well, I see you've certainly
put in your time as a paramedic.
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Well, I imagine insurance
sounds pretty boring,
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but we do work under
some pretty tight timetables.
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How are you at handling stress?
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Well, I'm a paramedic.
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So...
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I-I'm always stressed.
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Is that why you chose insurance?
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Well, uh... I think that with
my many years of experience,
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uh, as a medical provider,
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that transitioning to another
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kind of medical
or healthcare field,
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I could bring, uh,
beneficial experience.
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Beneficial how?
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Well, I...
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think that being a paramedic
is really important work.
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And...
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in all honesty, I got into EMS
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'cause I really wanted
to help people.
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But the reality is...
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we hardly ever help anybody.
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We're just kind of a mop-up crew
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for the worst tragedies
in people's lives.
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You know?
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And, man, I have seen stuff.
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I mean, dead bodies
don't even register.
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I've seen millions
of dead bodies.
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Body parts. I've seen arms
and faces ripped off.
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And, man, that image
gets scarred into your brain
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for the rest of your life,
and I'm tired.
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I'm tired. I just... I show up to
work first thing in the morning
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and my first thought is,
"Fuck everybody."
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And given the opportunity,
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I would set fire
to that ambulance.
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Because it's broken, Bruce.
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It's broken. The whole system
is fucking broken.
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And it's sinking
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and I'm out there with a
thimble, trying to bail it out,
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and if I make one mistake,
someone could die.
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And you wanna know
my experience?
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I'm burning out.
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I'm burning out.
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I'm burning out.
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I'm burning out, and...
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I need the hell out of EMS
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before I fuck up
and kill somebody.
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Uh... you have
any other questions?
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00:13:05,721 --> 00:13:07,847
22, are you 10-8 yet?
262
00:13:07,848 --> 00:13:09,265
Negative.
263
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,559
- Waitin' on hospital paperwork.
- Waitin' on paperwork.
264
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:13,019
They are over there
hittin' on nurses.
265
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,020
That's some bullshit.
266
00:13:14,021 --> 00:13:15,814
22, get movin'.
267
00:13:15,815 --> 00:13:17,858
Here you go, baby.
Put that back for me?
268
00:13:19,819 --> 00:13:20,861
Oh, hey, Shanice.
269
00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:23,238
- Hey.
- Hey, Randy.
270
00:13:23,239 --> 00:13:25,281
How'd you enjoy your week off?
271
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:28,368
Oh yeah, great. All the fun
of cancer without the cancer.
272
00:13:28,369 --> 00:13:29,786
Yeah, I had a needle stick once.
273
00:13:29,787 --> 00:13:31,371
Oh, I remember.
274
00:13:31,372 --> 00:13:33,707
That junkie behind the
chicken place, with the hair.
275
00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:35,834
Oh yeah, I forgot.
I was ridin' with you.
276
00:13:35,835 --> 00:13:37,043
Hey, that's right.
277
00:13:37,044 --> 00:13:39,338
Hey, listen. Um...
278
00:13:42,383 --> 00:13:44,217
You gotta take me
off the schedule.
279
00:13:44,218 --> 00:13:45,427
Please.
280
00:13:45,428 --> 00:13:47,804
You gotta cut down my hours, somehow.
281
00:13:47,805 --> 00:13:50,640
Really. I'm in...
I'm in terrible shape, Shanice.
282
00:13:50,641 --> 00:13:52,476
Shanice, listen.
283
00:13:54,562 --> 00:13:57,939
- I'm not okay.
- Randy, I am sorry,
284
00:13:57,940 --> 00:14:00,191
but I am shorthanded.
I don't have anybody else,
285
00:14:00,192 --> 00:14:02,485
so you're in 42 with Mike.
286
00:14:02,486 --> 00:14:04,070
Come on...
287
00:14:04,071 --> 00:14:05,739
Why you always sticking me
with Mike?
288
00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:07,532
He's the only one that can
put up wit' your prickly ass.
289
00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:10,201
You may not know, but you're not
good at interpersonal relations,
290
00:14:10,202 --> 00:14:11,703
and I hope that's not
a shock to you.
291
00:14:11,704 --> 00:14:14,164
'Cause you know what?
I rode with you for two years
292
00:14:14,165 --> 00:14:16,291
but you break most people
within two or three months.
293
00:14:16,292 --> 00:14:19,127
Oh, come on. That's not true.
That's not fair.
294
00:14:19,128 --> 00:14:21,337
Lots of people like riding
with me. Like Kim.
295
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,299
You like riding with me,
right, Kim?
296
00:14:25,259 --> 00:14:27,761
Oh. You do so
like riding with me.
297
00:14:27,762 --> 00:14:29,220
She likes riding with me.
298
00:14:29,221 --> 00:14:31,056
Shanice, when we gon'
get a raise?
299
00:14:31,057 --> 00:14:32,724
Oh, baby, I would love
to give you a raise,
300
00:14:32,725 --> 00:14:34,726
and as soon as the government
ups our reimbursements,
301
00:14:34,727 --> 00:14:36,227
that's when you will
get your raise.
302
00:14:36,228 --> 00:14:37,979
And by the way, Randy,
you have another student.
303
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,564
- No. Unh-uh.
- Yes.
304
00:14:39,565 --> 00:14:41,441
No. There's no way. No.
305
00:14:41,442 --> 00:14:43,401
You are senior.
You get the student.
306
00:14:43,402 --> 00:14:45,362
Is there another paramedic
I should put them with?
307
00:14:45,363 --> 00:14:46,947
Somebody better than you?
308
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,320
- Nobody's better than me.
- What I thought you'd say.
309
00:14:53,829 --> 00:14:55,789
Oh, come on, baby.
Don't do me like that.
310
00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:57,832
You know I'm at work.
311
00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:59,293
Look, I don't get off
'til seven.
312
00:15:00,044 --> 00:15:01,920
No, no, no, not p.m., a.m.
313
00:15:01,921 --> 00:15:05,048
I can get at you at 7:30, baby.
All I need's 45 minutes.
314
00:15:05,049 --> 00:15:07,426
That's more than
enough time, you know?
315
00:15:08,177 --> 00:15:09,803
Mm-hmm, about 15 pumps.
316
00:15:09,804 --> 00:15:11,721
Aw, yeah, you know I like that.
317
00:15:11,722 --> 00:15:13,682
Randy's here.
I'll call you back.
318
00:15:14,558 --> 00:15:16,267
Look at this old creaky bitch.
319
00:15:16,268 --> 00:15:18,228
You know you only got
like ten summers left.
320
00:15:18,229 --> 00:15:19,521
Don't start with me.
321
00:15:19,522 --> 00:15:21,482
I haven't even
had breakfast yet.
322
00:15:22,316 --> 00:15:24,359
Uh, Mike, you gonna let me
drive today?
323
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:27,278
Uh, no.
Okay? I drive. You know that.
324
00:15:27,279 --> 00:15:29,280
- Come on. Come on.
- No!
325
00:15:29,281 --> 00:15:31,700
Look, I wheel, you heal.
326
00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:33,702
Why do you wanna upset
the natural order of things?
327
00:15:33,703 --> 00:15:35,578
And look, we got
a student today too.
328
00:15:35,579 --> 00:15:36,913
I know. I'm hoping
we can pull out
329
00:15:36,914 --> 00:15:38,457
before that dipshit shows up.
330
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,502
Dipshit's already here.
331
00:15:42,503 --> 00:15:44,629
Oh, fuckwad.
332
00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:45,964
Or Jessica.
333
00:15:47,466 --> 00:15:49,259
- Randy.
- Hey, Randy.
334
00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:51,554
- Thanks for having me.
- Hey!
335
00:15:52,263 --> 00:15:54,514
You know something?
You seem pretty smart.
336
00:15:54,515 --> 00:15:56,182
Bet you on the top
of your paramedic class
337
00:15:56,183 --> 00:15:57,267
and everything, ain't ya?
338
00:15:57,268 --> 00:15:59,144
Hmm. Pretty smart.
339
00:15:59,145 --> 00:16:00,478
I'm smart too.
340
00:16:00,479 --> 00:16:02,106
Game recognize game.
341
00:16:03,149 --> 00:16:04,442
- Okay.
- Listen up.
342
00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:08,111
We work a 24-hour shift,
from 7:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m.
343
00:16:08,112 --> 00:16:11,125
UNTIL END OF SHIFT
344
00:16:08,112 --> 00:16:09,988
You really wanna spend 24 hours
345
00:16:09,989 --> 00:16:12,241
in this hot box
with two sweaty dudes?
346
00:16:13,617 --> 00:16:15,410
- Yep.
- You're gonna see things
347
00:16:15,411 --> 00:16:17,288
that you can't unsee.
348
00:16:18,664 --> 00:16:20,165
I'm sorry, did I make a mistake?
349
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:22,709
Because I asked Shanice
to set me up with the best
350
00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:24,587
because I wanna learn
from the best, so...
351
00:16:25,504 --> 00:16:27,964
am I in the wrong truck, or...?
352
00:16:27,965 --> 00:16:30,383
Okay. Alright.
You wanna tag along, fine,
353
00:16:30,384 --> 00:16:32,177
but here's what you're gonna do.
354
00:16:32,178 --> 00:16:33,262
Nothing.
355
00:16:34,055 --> 00:16:35,346
You are going to do nothing,
356
00:16:35,347 --> 00:16:36,890
you are going to touch nothing,
357
00:16:36,891 --> 00:16:38,558
you are going to say nothing
358
00:16:38,559 --> 00:16:40,685
unless I instruct you to.
You understand?
359
00:16:40,686 --> 00:16:43,480
This is not a democracy,
it's a dictatorship.
360
00:16:43,481 --> 00:16:45,648
Okay? What I say goes.
361
00:16:45,649 --> 00:16:47,401
Period. End of story.
362
00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:52,531
Alright, "dick-tator."
Let's hit it.
363
00:16:55,868 --> 00:16:58,036
♪ What kinda whips
are you driving around in? ♪
364
00:16:58,037 --> 00:17:00,622
♪ I like 'em brown, yellow,
candy-coated and spacious ♪
365
00:17:00,623 --> 00:17:03,291
{\an8}♪ What kinda whips
are you driving around in... ♪
366
00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:07,208
UNTIL END OF SHIFT
367
00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:05,335
{\an8}What the hell? We're supposed
to be saving lives
368
00:17:05,336 --> 00:17:06,628
{\an8}and you're getting a latte?
369
00:17:06,629 --> 00:17:09,005
{\an8}We don't get lunch breaks
or bathroom breaks.
370
00:17:09,006 --> 00:17:10,840
We got 24 hours ahead of us,
371
00:17:10,841 --> 00:17:13,009
we gotta grab what we can
when we can,
372
00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:14,593
and right now I am starving.
373
00:17:14,594 --> 00:17:15,721
Hey!
374
00:17:16,222 --> 00:17:18,639
Do you guys really have
to park like this, man?
375
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,766
You're taking up
like three fucking spots.
376
00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:23,186
We park that way in case
we have to leave quickly
377
00:17:23,187 --> 00:17:25,397
in an emergency, sir.
378
00:17:25,398 --> 00:17:28,233
You know what? All you people do
is tie up traffic.
379
00:17:28,234 --> 00:17:30,068
You know that? You should get
a fuckin' real job.
380
00:17:30,069 --> 00:17:31,444
How 'bout that?
381
00:17:31,445 --> 00:17:33,655
Hey, dipshit, we do have
a real fuckin' job.
382
00:17:33,656 --> 00:17:36,658
What do you do with this
plastic-ass name tag, Kevin?
383
00:17:36,659 --> 00:17:38,868
Huh? Go back to RadioShack,
motherfucker!
384
00:17:38,869 --> 00:17:40,620
- Chill out, man.
- I don't have to chill the fu...
385
00:17:40,621 --> 00:17:42,664
- You chill the fuck out!
- What an asshole.
386
00:17:42,665 --> 00:17:45,208
- Yeah, people are mean.
- Fuck you. I'm not chilling!
387
00:17:45,209 --> 00:17:46,626
You'll see.
388
00:17:46,627 --> 00:17:49,295
Fuckin' handlebar mustache
bitch.
389
00:17:51,549 --> 00:17:52,883
Yeah, I'm sorry, Mama.
390
00:17:54,135 --> 00:17:55,885
Uh, coffee and a muffin.
391
00:17:55,886 --> 00:17:57,262
No, you know what?
392
00:17:57,263 --> 00:17:59,347
Two muffins.
One chocolate, one blueberry.
393
00:17:59,348 --> 00:18:02,308
Two muffins, one coffee.
That is...
394
00:18:02,309 --> 00:18:03,769
$10.25.
395
00:18:05,521 --> 00:18:06,689
Um...
396
00:18:08,315 --> 00:18:10,942
- Free coffee for heroes.
- Oh.
397
00:18:10,943 --> 00:18:13,821
Free coffee for firemen
and policemen only.
398
00:18:15,156 --> 00:18:16,573
I'm a paramedic.
399
00:18:16,574 --> 00:18:18,158
Medic 42, emergency traffic.
400
00:18:18,159 --> 00:18:19,409
Sorry...
401
00:18:21,787 --> 00:18:23,413
Medic 42, respond emergent
402
00:18:23,414 --> 00:18:25,457
to 5200 West Imperial Highway
403
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:26,709
for psychiatric patient.
404
00:18:27,668 --> 00:18:28,918
Oh, it's your boy Johnny.
405
00:18:28,919 --> 00:18:31,463
Man, I hope
he's wearing clothes today.
406
00:18:31,464 --> 00:18:33,965
You know something?
I bet ya he's not.
407
00:18:33,966 --> 00:18:36,259
Matter of fact, 20 bucks say
he's gonna be butt-ass naked.
408
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:38,219
- Oh, no way.
- Twenty dollars.
409
00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:39,380
- Bet you right now.
- I'm in.
410
00:18:39,889 --> 00:18:41,222
You're payin' for my lunch today
411
00:18:41,223 --> 00:18:42,515
'cause he gon' be
fuckin' butt-ass naked.
412
00:18:42,516 --> 00:18:43,558
- Let's do this.
- Let's do it.
413
00:18:43,559 --> 00:18:45,226
- Come on, big money.
- Okay.
414
00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:47,187
Hey, student of the year,
what do you think? You in?
415
00:18:47,188 --> 00:18:49,606
- Balls in or out?
- Balls?
416
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:55,625
UNTIL END OF SHIFT
417
00:18:58,074 --> 00:19:01,284
I am Satan
and his only messenger!
418
00:19:01,285 --> 00:19:03,578
Well, there you have it.
It's a draw.
419
00:19:03,579 --> 00:19:04,914
Shirt, no pants.
420
00:19:05,664 --> 00:19:07,540
What are you talkin' 'bout?
That's bullshit, okay?
421
00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:09,417
I can see his dick.
That qualifies.
422
00:19:09,418 --> 00:19:10,585
He's not naked!
423
00:19:10,586 --> 00:19:12,879
How'd you call that naked?
He's wearing a shirt.
424
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,673
Shirt, no pants. That's like,
uh... Winnie the Pooh.
425
00:19:15,674 --> 00:19:17,175
I guess Winnie the Pooh
got his dick out
426
00:19:17,176 --> 00:19:19,178
because I can see
Winnie the Pooh's dick.
427
00:19:19,303 --> 00:19:21,096
Johnny, bring your naked ass
over here!
428
00:19:21,097 --> 00:19:23,223
Leave this place...
429
00:19:23,224 --> 00:19:25,058
or I'll destroy you all!
430
00:19:25,059 --> 00:19:27,936
Oh, oh. Okay, so you really
wanna test your immortality?
431
00:19:27,937 --> 00:19:30,063
- Okay.
- Leave now!
432
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:38,613
I am Satan
and his only messenger.
433
00:19:38,614 --> 00:19:41,074
Man, that's greedy as fuck.
You cannot be Satan
434
00:19:41,075 --> 00:19:42,701
and his only messenger.
435
00:19:42,702 --> 00:19:45,079
Just pick one, okay?
Got too many fuckin' jobs!
436
00:19:46,288 --> 00:19:48,623
I am Satan
and his only messenger!
437
00:19:48,624 --> 00:19:50,083
Okay. You know what?
438
00:19:50,084 --> 00:19:52,168
Have some breakfast. But...
439
00:19:52,169 --> 00:19:54,254
leave people alone.
Lay low. Okay?
440
00:19:54,255 --> 00:19:56,715
Or I'm gonna hook the
defibrillator up to your face.
441
00:19:56,716 --> 00:19:58,049
Bzz! You understand?
442
00:19:58,050 --> 00:19:59,968
It don't matter.
Put some fuckin' pants on
443
00:19:59,969 --> 00:20:01,761
and get your ashy
leprechaun ass from over here.
444
00:20:01,762 --> 00:20:02,930
Nobody wanna see that shit!
445
00:20:03,597 --> 00:20:04,598
Satan does!
446
00:20:05,391 --> 00:20:06,517
What...
447
00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:09,102
County, it's Medic 42.
448
00:20:09,103 --> 00:20:11,271
We are available.
No patient on scene.
449
00:20:11,272 --> 00:20:12,897
Repeat, no patient on scene.
450
00:20:12,898 --> 00:20:14,858
Wait. What are you doing?
You abandoned your patient.
451
00:20:14,859 --> 00:20:16,359
You could lose your license.
452
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,486
- Satan loves me!
- That is not a patient.
453
00:20:18,487 --> 00:20:19,738
That is Johnny.
454
00:20:19,739 --> 00:20:21,114
If he was actively schizo,
455
00:20:21,115 --> 00:20:22,282
he'd be pulling out his hair
456
00:20:22,283 --> 00:20:24,159
and biting his lips
until they bleed.
457
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,661
That's what Johnny does
when he's not on his meds.
458
00:20:26,662 --> 00:20:29,915
Right now, Johnny's acting
this way because he's hungry.
459
00:20:30,541 --> 00:20:31,833
- Oh, he's hungry. Yeah.
- Yes.
460
00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:33,877
The guy wagging his dick around.
461
00:20:33,878 --> 00:20:35,545
- Yeah.
- That... He's hungry.
462
00:20:35,546 --> 00:20:37,505
He wants us to take him
into the ER
463
00:20:37,506 --> 00:20:40,008
where they have to give him
a meal before they let him go,
464
00:20:40,009 --> 00:20:42,052
because the ER has no choice.
465
00:20:42,053 --> 00:20:45,138
They legally
can't turn anyone away.
466
00:20:45,139 --> 00:20:48,016
Now, we could bring him in
for his ER happy meal,
467
00:20:48,017 --> 00:20:50,518
but guess what? There's a
shit-ton of paperwork involved.
468
00:20:50,519 --> 00:20:52,729
So it's a lot easier for me
to skip the middleman
469
00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:55,315
and give him my breakfast.
And I'm starving!
470
00:20:55,316 --> 00:20:57,817
Okay. So just to recap.
471
00:20:57,818 --> 00:21:00,613
Your medical solution
is muffins.
472
00:21:02,156 --> 00:21:04,866
I sacrificed
my delicious muffins
473
00:21:04,867 --> 00:21:06,035
for the good of humanity.
474
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:09,205
- Mike, let's roll.
- Alright. We outta here.
475
00:21:15,127 --> 00:21:16,337
Why are you here?
476
00:21:17,797 --> 00:21:19,214
Because I wanna save lives.
477
00:21:20,925 --> 00:21:23,301
- Is that funny?
- You wanna save lives.
478
00:21:23,302 --> 00:21:24,677
You think we savin' lives?
479
00:21:24,678 --> 00:21:26,429
Come on, now.
We just gave a dude muffins.
480
00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:28,306
Yeah, I used to want
to be a hero,
481
00:21:28,307 --> 00:21:31,351
but the fact is,
we're not heroes.
482
00:21:31,352 --> 00:21:32,602
Okay?
483
00:21:32,603 --> 00:21:34,979
The fact is that
most of the calls we get
484
00:21:34,980 --> 00:21:36,231
are bullshit.
485
00:21:36,232 --> 00:21:37,482
The people that need us
don't call,
486
00:21:37,483 --> 00:21:39,484
and the people that call
don't need us.
487
00:21:39,485 --> 00:21:41,111
People live, people die.
488
00:21:41,112 --> 00:21:44,072
You rarely make any kind
of difference whatsoever.
489
00:21:44,073 --> 00:21:45,240
This is a job.
490
00:21:45,241 --> 00:21:48,284
Okay? You clock in,
you clock out.
491
00:21:48,285 --> 00:21:50,453
At the end of the day
you go home. That's it.
492
00:21:50,454 --> 00:21:52,038
I don't think
you really believe that.
493
00:21:52,039 --> 00:21:53,665
No, I do.
494
00:21:53,666 --> 00:21:56,042
I do. I really, really do.
495
00:21:56,043 --> 00:21:57,752
And you should too
if you want to last.
496
00:21:57,753 --> 00:22:00,130
But you have people's lives
in your hands.
497
00:22:00,131 --> 00:22:02,549
How can you not care?
How can you not give a shit?
498
00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:03,759
Caring is what kills you.
499
00:22:04,427 --> 00:22:05,719
The fact is,
500
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,012
most people in this job
can't last a year.
501
00:22:08,013 --> 00:22:09,305
They can't hack it.
502
00:22:09,306 --> 00:22:11,349
And the good ones,
the really, really good ones?
503
00:22:11,350 --> 00:22:12,642
Five years.
504
00:22:12,643 --> 00:22:14,478
Five years, max.
That's all they can handle.
505
00:22:16,981 --> 00:22:18,441
How long have you been doing it?
506
00:22:20,943 --> 00:22:23,403
Eighteen years, nine months.
507
00:22:32,455 --> 00:22:33,663
Alright, class president,
508
00:22:33,664 --> 00:22:35,144
this one's for real,
so pay attention.
509
00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:37,208
You're with me. Grab the bag.
510
00:22:37,209 --> 00:22:38,626
- Okay.
- Don't touch anything.
511
00:22:38,627 --> 00:22:39,544
Nothing. Got it?
512
00:22:39,545 --> 00:22:40,879
But then why am I...
513
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,506
even here?
514
00:22:48,304 --> 00:22:50,430
Walk. Don't run. Never run.
515
00:22:50,431 --> 00:22:51,806
- Why?
- Why?
516
00:22:51,807 --> 00:22:53,476
Oh, shit. Door's stuck.
517
00:22:55,811 --> 00:22:57,896
- BSI.
- What?
518
00:22:57,897 --> 00:22:59,147
- BSI!
- What the fuck is that?
519
00:22:59,148 --> 00:23:00,732
- Put your gloves on!
- Oh. Okay.
520
00:23:00,733 --> 00:23:02,400
- Hey, Jimmy.
- Hey.
521
00:23:02,401 --> 00:23:03,985
Need you to pop that door.
522
00:23:03,986 --> 00:23:06,321
- Got it.
- Also need an additional driver.
523
00:23:06,322 --> 00:23:07,739
I need Mike in the back with me.
524
00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:10,117
- We're on it.
- Hey. Everything's okay?
525
00:23:11,577 --> 00:23:12,660
What is that?
526
00:23:12,661 --> 00:23:15,039
I answer questions
after the fact.
527
00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:19,668
It's a window punch.
528
00:23:21,837 --> 00:23:22,879
Okay, go ahead.
529
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,089
Pull her out the side.
530
00:23:24,090 --> 00:23:25,383
- Move in.
- Little more.
531
00:23:27,301 --> 00:23:28,885
Alright, head of her class,
532
00:23:28,886 --> 00:23:30,011
what do we assess first?
533
00:23:30,012 --> 00:23:31,805
Airway, breathing, circulation.
534
00:23:31,806 --> 00:23:33,723
He's breathing,
but it's rapid deep breaths.
535
00:23:33,724 --> 00:23:35,267
Kussmauls?
536
00:23:35,726 --> 00:23:37,268
Wait, am I right?
537
00:23:37,269 --> 00:23:38,854
Rookie, get out the way.
538
00:23:39,438 --> 00:23:40,647
What's goin' on here?
539
00:23:40,648 --> 00:23:42,440
Got Kussmauls.
540
00:23:42,441 --> 00:23:45,151
Possible broken everything.
What about you?
541
00:23:45,152 --> 00:23:47,070
Lady was just a little shook up
but she's alright.
542
00:23:47,071 --> 00:23:48,863
Alright. Grab me a collar,
will ya?
543
00:23:48,864 --> 00:23:50,490
Okay, I got you.
544
00:23:50,491 --> 00:23:51,992
- Get out the way.
- Sorry. Sorry.
545
00:23:54,078 --> 00:23:55,787
Alright, and grab me
a non-rebreather.
546
00:23:55,788 --> 00:23:57,664
You just said
not to touch anything.
547
00:23:57,665 --> 00:23:59,958
And now I'm asking you to touch
a non-rebreather
548
00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:01,209
and bring it to me.
549
00:24:01,210 --> 00:24:03,170
Wait. No. No.
550
00:24:04,213 --> 00:24:06,297
Sorry. Sorry.
551
00:24:06,298 --> 00:24:07,966
Not in the truck. In the bag!
552
00:24:07,967 --> 00:24:10,301
- The what?
- In the bag! In the bag!
553
00:24:10,302 --> 00:24:11,720
Oh, shit.
554
00:24:11,721 --> 00:24:13,180
Walk. Don't run.
555
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:17,685
Hey, buddy. Can you hear me?
556
00:24:20,938 --> 00:24:22,564
One, two, three.
557
00:24:24,608 --> 00:24:26,067
One, two, three.
558
00:24:26,068 --> 00:24:28,236
No. Yeah, I got him.
559
00:24:28,237 --> 00:24:30,071
How am I doin'?
560
00:24:30,072 --> 00:24:31,114
Alright.
561
00:24:31,115 --> 00:24:33,158
Nothing in the belly,
good in all four.
562
00:24:33,159 --> 00:24:34,702
Got this, hero?
563
00:24:36,579 --> 00:24:38,581
Oh, shit. He's in V-fib.
564
00:24:39,498 --> 00:24:40,999
You, I need you to do CPR.
565
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,835
Now. Go. Go!
566
00:24:48,883 --> 00:24:49,967
Harder.
567
00:24:50,885 --> 00:24:52,385
Harder!
You're not doing anything.
568
00:24:52,386 --> 00:24:53,636
Harder!
569
00:24:53,637 --> 00:24:55,638
Oh, God! I think
I just broke his ribs.
570
00:24:55,639 --> 00:24:57,390
No, no, no. That's a good thing.
A good thing.
571
00:24:57,391 --> 00:24:59,184
Don't stop, okay?
Means you're doing it right.
572
00:24:59,185 --> 00:25:01,354
Yeah. I can fix broken.
I can't fix dead.
573
00:25:02,104 --> 00:25:03,146
Come on!
574
00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:11,155
Um, are we gonna shock him?
575
00:25:11,697 --> 00:25:13,156
No, we gonna wax his chest.
576
00:25:13,157 --> 00:25:14,616
Yes, we gonna shock him.
577
00:25:14,617 --> 00:25:15,867
Charging.
578
00:25:15,868 --> 00:25:17,827
Clear.
579
00:25:17,828 --> 00:25:20,121
Brainiac is clear. All clear.
580
00:25:28,672 --> 00:25:30,090
Comin' through.
581
00:25:30,091 --> 00:25:31,925
Hello? Hello, hello!
582
00:25:31,926 --> 00:25:35,637
Got approximately 40-year-old
male, two-car MVA.
583
00:25:35,638 --> 00:25:37,514
Restrained driver.
584
00:25:37,515 --> 00:25:39,183
Severe damage to the vehicle.
585
00:25:40,101 --> 00:25:41,686
Ten-minute extrication.
586
00:25:42,395 --> 00:25:43,895
Kussmauls at first,
587
00:25:43,896 --> 00:25:46,773
but once we got him out
went apneic and V-fib.
588
00:25:46,774 --> 00:25:49,150
Been shocked three times.
Last was on the drive here.
589
00:25:49,151 --> 00:25:50,151
Now asystolic.
590
00:25:50,152 --> 00:25:52,487
Ready? One, two, three.
591
00:25:55,157 --> 00:25:56,866
Pupils are fixed and dilated.
592
00:25:56,867 --> 00:25:59,369
Fractured right arm and
depressed skull fracture in...
593
00:25:59,370 --> 00:26:02,205
Hold compression.
Just hold, hold, hold. Please.
594
00:26:02,206 --> 00:26:03,541
He's asystolic.
595
00:26:04,625 --> 00:26:06,918
You said he was traumatic.
Did you ever get a pulse back?
596
00:26:06,919 --> 00:26:08,128
- No.
- No.
597
00:26:08,129 --> 00:26:09,338
No.
598
00:26:09,755 --> 00:26:12,799
Time of death, 10:29.
599
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,093
Oh, God.
You gotta be shitting me.
600
00:26:15,094 --> 00:26:16,762
Is that mud?
601
00:26:17,722 --> 00:26:19,889
Well, nice job, Dr. Randy.
602
00:26:19,890 --> 00:26:22,308
Just track all the mud
and bacteria you want
603
00:26:22,309 --> 00:26:23,476
into my ER.
604
00:26:28,232 --> 00:26:29,734
Seriously?
605
00:26:41,537 --> 00:26:43,247
Hey. What happened?
606
00:26:43,831 --> 00:26:46,250
The doctor just called it?
That's it?
607
00:26:46,834 --> 00:26:48,168
Yes, that's it.
608
00:26:48,169 --> 00:26:50,170
Dude was dead when we got there.
609
00:26:50,171 --> 00:26:51,921
Okay, well, if you thought
he was dead,
610
00:26:51,922 --> 00:26:53,882
then why did you make me do CPR?
611
00:26:53,883 --> 00:26:56,968
Because nobody dies
in an ambulance.
612
00:26:56,969 --> 00:26:58,344
What do you mean?
It's an ambulance.
613
00:26:58,345 --> 00:27:01,890
- People die all the time.
- Nobody dies in the ambulance.
614
00:27:01,891 --> 00:27:04,434
It's a legal nightmare.
Once we start working on you,
615
00:27:04,435 --> 00:27:06,102
we're not allowed
to declare you dead.
616
00:27:06,103 --> 00:27:08,021
Only a doctor or coroner
can do that.
617
00:27:08,022 --> 00:27:10,231
So even if he has
zero chance of making it,
618
00:27:10,232 --> 00:27:13,985
even if we're just pumping blood
through a corpse,
619
00:27:13,986 --> 00:27:15,862
we cannot declare him dead.
620
00:27:15,863 --> 00:27:17,822
Now, he can be dead
before we show up,
621
00:27:17,823 --> 00:27:19,908
he can be dead
once we drop him off,
622
00:27:19,909 --> 00:27:22,953
but never, ever in between.
623
00:27:24,705 --> 00:27:26,623
That doesn't make
any medical sense.
624
00:27:26,624 --> 00:27:28,084
It's not medicine.
625
00:27:29,001 --> 00:27:30,585
It's healthcare.
626
00:27:30,586 --> 00:27:32,213
Welcome to EMS.
627
00:27:41,472 --> 00:27:42,597
No.
628
00:27:42,598 --> 00:27:44,767
No! Goddamnit.
629
00:27:46,185 --> 00:27:47,353
Stay.
630
00:27:48,104 --> 00:27:49,855
No! Go!
631
00:27:50,356 --> 00:27:53,274
Take my dollar,
you motherfucker!
632
00:27:53,275 --> 00:27:54,985
Goddamnit!
633
00:27:57,029 --> 00:27:58,446
Children can hear you.
634
00:27:58,447 --> 00:27:59,990
Fine. Good. You have a dollar?
635
00:28:01,784 --> 00:28:04,202
What I don't understand is,
if you hate your job so much,
636
00:28:04,203 --> 00:28:05,371
why don't you just quit?
637
00:28:06,288 --> 00:28:08,790
'Cause I like to eat and I don't
like to sleep in the gutter.
638
00:28:08,791 --> 00:28:10,583
- So get another job.
- Like what?
639
00:28:10,584 --> 00:28:12,335
Like airline pilot? Huh?
640
00:28:12,336 --> 00:28:14,504
Listen, I've tried.
I am stuck here.
641
00:28:14,505 --> 00:28:15,797
Okay? Work at the hospital?
642
00:28:15,798 --> 00:28:18,758
All I'm qualified to do is
change bedpans and wipe asses.
643
00:28:18,759 --> 00:28:20,593
My training
doesn't mean shit here.
644
00:28:20,594 --> 00:28:21,803
Go to med school? Forget it.
645
00:28:21,804 --> 00:28:23,138
No. By the time I finish,
646
00:28:23,139 --> 00:28:24,723
it will be time
for me to retire.
647
00:28:24,724 --> 00:28:27,559
Okay.
648
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,061
Wait. What? No!
649
00:28:30,062 --> 00:28:32,022
God! I hate you!
650
00:28:32,023 --> 00:28:33,815
No! No! No!
651
00:28:33,816 --> 00:28:35,401
God!
652
00:28:39,113 --> 00:28:40,739
Okay.
653
00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:42,407
Randy?
654
00:28:42,408 --> 00:28:45,243
Oh, Christ. I feel like my
heart's coming out my asshole.
655
00:28:45,244 --> 00:28:46,911
Hey. Hey.
656
00:28:46,912 --> 00:28:48,496
What's the matter?
657
00:28:48,497 --> 00:28:50,165
No, I'm fine. I'm fine.
658
00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:52,667
- You havin' a heart attack?
- No. Just stop it. God.
659
00:28:52,668 --> 00:28:54,711
- No.
- Okay, so it's a panic attack.
660
00:28:54,712 --> 00:28:57,714
- No, it's not.
- Take some slow, deep breaths.
661
00:28:57,715 --> 00:28:59,966
Uh, hello? Paramedic.
662
00:28:59,967 --> 00:29:02,595
Are you okay to work like this?
663
00:29:05,264 --> 00:29:07,975
Look,
I'm gonna be fine. I just...
664
00:29:10,478 --> 00:29:12,479
Just need some-some time.
665
00:29:14,607 --> 00:29:16,192
You don't understand.
666
00:29:31,916 --> 00:29:34,585
You know, when I was 13...
667
00:29:35,961 --> 00:29:37,545
my mom and my sister and I
went camping
668
00:29:37,546 --> 00:29:38,964
in the middle of nowhere.
669
00:29:41,050 --> 00:29:43,551
And my mom really liked
cold chicken,
670
00:29:43,552 --> 00:29:45,095
so we were eating cold chicken
671
00:29:45,096 --> 00:29:47,263
on a picnic table
with some potato chips,
672
00:29:47,264 --> 00:29:50,309
and my mom got a piece
stuck in her throat.
673
00:29:51,727 --> 00:29:55,356
And I didn't... I didn't know
the Heimlich or anything...
674
00:29:56,357 --> 00:29:57,400
so right there...
675
00:29:58,567 --> 00:29:59,943
in that dumb campground...
676
00:30:02,780 --> 00:30:04,573
my mother died.
677
00:30:05,825 --> 00:30:07,284
And I just watched.
678
00:30:12,748 --> 00:30:15,209
So that's why I'm...
that's why I'm here.
679
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,256
I'm gonna tell you something
680
00:30:21,257 --> 00:30:23,467
that I wish someone had told me
a long time ago.
681
00:30:24,468 --> 00:30:28,347
Run away from this job
as fast as humanly possible...
682
00:30:29,181 --> 00:30:31,350
or you will end up like this.
683
00:30:38,107 --> 00:30:40,067
That's weird.
684
00:30:43,362 --> 00:30:45,114
Uh, hello? This is Randy.
685
00:30:55,416 --> 00:30:56,625
Okay.
686
00:30:59,378 --> 00:31:00,378
Okay.
687
00:31:02,131 --> 00:31:03,758
What you mean you can't be late?
688
00:31:05,259 --> 00:31:07,510
I know you're a teacher.
Fuck those kids.
689
00:31:07,511 --> 00:31:09,180
Just don't...
It's too early to be...
690
00:31:09,805 --> 00:31:11,307
♪ Keep on dancin' ♪
691
00:31:12,558 --> 00:31:14,267
What the fuck goin' on wit' you?
Hey, stop.
692
00:31:16,395 --> 00:31:18,355
Mmm!
693
00:31:18,356 --> 00:31:19,773
♪ Keep on groovin' ♪
694
00:31:19,774 --> 00:31:21,442
Yeah, I think Randy doin' crack.
695
00:31:23,194 --> 00:31:24,819
♪ You'll know what to do... ♪
696
00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:26,571
Whoo-hoo!
697
00:31:26,572 --> 00:31:28,239
Yeah!
698
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,241
Hey! I quit!
699
00:31:30,242 --> 00:31:31,785
I quit!
700
00:31:31,786 --> 00:31:33,286
I got a new job. I'm quitting!
701
00:31:33,287 --> 00:31:34,996
That's it. I'm done.
702
00:31:34,997 --> 00:31:37,332
I'm done. I got a new job.
I can't believe...
703
00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:39,250
I totally thought
that I blew the interview,
704
00:31:39,251 --> 00:31:41,002
but apparently
they loved my honesty.
705
00:31:41,003 --> 00:31:43,797
So... that's it. I'm outta here.
706
00:31:43,798 --> 00:31:45,382
So... It's...
707
00:31:45,383 --> 00:31:47,425
Shanice, you've been amazing.
It's not you. Really.
708
00:31:47,426 --> 00:31:48,927
Thanks.
You're the best supervisor.
709
00:31:48,928 --> 00:31:50,178
I really... Thank you s...
710
00:31:50,179 --> 00:31:51,721
I don't need to give you
two weeks, do I?
711
00:31:51,722 --> 00:31:53,473
I don't think I could stay
another two weeks.
712
00:31:53,474 --> 00:31:55,642
I can't do two weeks' notice.
They need me to start Monday.
713
00:31:55,643 --> 00:31:58,603
Come on. Please, please l...
I can't believe it!
714
00:31:58,604 --> 00:32:01,482
Honestly, I didn't know
that I could feel happy.
715
00:32:02,233 --> 00:32:03,942
Hello? Are you still there?
716
00:32:03,943 --> 00:32:05,318
Yes, I'm still here.
717
00:32:05,319 --> 00:32:08,196
Can we, uh, re-up
on rubber gloves,
718
00:32:08,197 --> 00:32:09,948
hypos, and normal saline...
Hang on!
719
00:32:09,949 --> 00:32:11,533
Randy!
720
00:32:11,534 --> 00:32:12,785
I did not say you could quit.
721
00:32:13,536 --> 00:32:15,246
And you have to finish
your shift!
722
00:32:16,122 --> 00:32:17,372
- Asshole.
- Excuse me?
723
00:32:17,373 --> 00:32:21,916
UNTIL END OF SHIFT
724
00:32:17,373 --> 00:32:18,373
No, no, no! Not you.
725
00:32:20,292 --> 00:32:22,711
{\an8}Okay! We ride!
726
00:32:22,712 --> 00:32:23,963
{\an8}We ride!
727
00:32:24,463 --> 00:32:25,463
Ha-ha!
728
00:32:33,764 --> 00:32:38,352
♪ It's my last day-ay! ♪
729
00:32:38,477 --> 00:32:40,854
♪ It's my last day-ay! ♪
730
00:32:40,855 --> 00:32:42,981
♪ It's my last day! ♪
731
00:32:42,982 --> 00:32:45,275
Whoo!
732
00:32:45,276 --> 00:32:47,861
So long, fuckers!
733
00:32:47,862 --> 00:32:49,112
Yeah!
734
00:32:53,492 --> 00:32:55,076
Ah...
735
00:32:55,077 --> 00:32:57,455
I love the smell
of nursing home in the morning.
736
00:33:01,709 --> 00:33:02,709
How you doin'?
737
00:33:04,587 --> 00:33:06,421
Hmm. What's for lunch?
738
00:33:06,422 --> 00:33:07,965
What the fuck is wrong wit' you?
739
00:33:08,758 --> 00:33:09,632
Sorry?
740
00:33:09,633 --> 00:33:11,301
This happiness
is making me uncomfortable.
741
00:33:11,302 --> 00:33:12,677
It's actually
kinda freaking me out.
742
00:33:12,678 --> 00:33:14,220
Yeah, it's a little unnerving.
743
00:33:14,221 --> 00:33:18,017
Well, in 18 more hours,
I am done with EMS forever.
744
00:33:18,893 --> 00:33:21,269
Uh, hi. Hello.
745
00:33:21,270 --> 00:33:22,687
What took you so long?
746
00:33:22,688 --> 00:33:24,105
What you mean
what took us so long?
747
00:33:24,106 --> 00:33:25,648
We got here in six minutes.
748
00:33:25,649 --> 00:33:27,650
That's two R&B songs.
Six minutes.
749
00:33:27,651 --> 00:33:29,110
We can't get here faster
than six minutes.
750
00:33:29,111 --> 00:33:31,029
The fuck you think we got,
a teleporter?
751
00:33:31,030 --> 00:33:32,530
Uh, where's the patient?
752
00:33:32,531 --> 00:33:34,325
Alright, look. Just-Just...
753
00:33:35,242 --> 00:33:36,284
follow me.
754
00:33:36,285 --> 00:33:37,827
This way.
755
00:33:37,828 --> 00:33:38,995
Come on.
756
00:33:38,996 --> 00:33:41,207
How the fuck
did he get this job?
757
00:33:41,791 --> 00:33:44,460
She's been having a little
trouble breathing lately.
758
00:33:45,461 --> 00:33:46,921
Define "lately."
759
00:33:49,882 --> 00:33:51,217
Newbie, what's your assessment?
760
00:33:52,093 --> 00:33:54,552
Well, she's cyanotic,
appears to have lividity.
761
00:33:54,553 --> 00:33:56,346
In my professional opinion...
762
00:33:56,347 --> 00:33:57,514
she's dead.
763
00:33:57,515 --> 00:33:58,766
Hmm.
764
00:33:59,809 --> 00:34:02,894
- You gotta do something.
- Do something? What? CPR?
765
00:34:02,895 --> 00:34:04,396
She's dead.
766
00:34:04,397 --> 00:34:06,146
Got a better chance
of reviving the nightstand.
767
00:34:06,147 --> 00:34:07,315
You gotta try.
768
00:34:07,316 --> 00:34:08,400
No, we're not touching her.
769
00:34:08,401 --> 00:34:09,819
- Unh-uh.
- Alright.
770
00:34:10,736 --> 00:34:12,570
I'm gettin' the charge nurse.
771
00:34:12,571 --> 00:34:13,988
You can if you want to.
772
00:34:13,989 --> 00:34:15,990
Is the charge nurse a magician?
773
00:34:15,991 --> 00:34:18,535
Because that's the only way
this lady is coming back alive.
774
00:34:18,536 --> 00:34:19,537
With magic!
775
00:34:20,121 --> 00:34:21,246
Waste of time.
776
00:34:21,247 --> 00:34:22,914
Even the newbie knew
she was dead.
777
00:34:22,915 --> 00:34:24,958
No offense.
778
00:34:24,959 --> 00:34:26,085
I am offended.
779
00:34:26,835 --> 00:34:28,504
Hey, County. Medic 42.
780
00:34:29,337 --> 00:34:31,214
Medic 42,
this is County. Go ahead.
781
00:34:31,966 --> 00:34:33,842
County, we need a coroner.
782
00:34:33,843 --> 00:34:35,176
We have a DOA on the scene
783
00:34:35,177 --> 00:34:37,387
and, uh, we're standing by
for paperwork.
784
00:34:37,388 --> 00:34:39,473
Copy, 42. Contacting coroner.
785
00:34:40,641 --> 00:34:42,892
What do you mean, coroner?
What's going on here?
786
00:34:42,893 --> 00:34:45,603
Your patient is assuming
room temperature,
787
00:34:45,604 --> 00:34:46,938
I declared her dead,
788
00:34:46,939 --> 00:34:49,066
the coroner is coming,
and we are going to leave.
789
00:34:49,942 --> 00:34:51,026
How do you know she's dead?
790
00:34:51,027 --> 00:34:52,403
What are her vitals?
791
00:34:53,446 --> 00:34:54,864
You wanna know her vitals?
792
00:34:55,448 --> 00:34:57,658
Well, if you must know,
zero pulse,
793
00:34:58,409 --> 00:35:00,535
zero over zero blood pressure,
794
00:35:00,536 --> 00:35:02,078
zero respirations.
795
00:35:02,079 --> 00:35:05,124
Like all... zeroes.
796
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,418
Would you like to know
her blood sugar?
797
00:35:08,419 --> 00:35:11,129
She was just fine when I checked
on her a few minutes ago.
798
00:35:11,130 --> 00:35:13,883
A few... minutes ago? Really?
799
00:35:14,842 --> 00:35:16,052
Shake her hand.
800
00:35:16,886 --> 00:35:18,262
Go over and shake her hand.
801
00:35:18,846 --> 00:35:20,346
Do it.
802
00:35:20,347 --> 00:35:22,349
- I'm good.
- Mike?
803
00:35:31,817 --> 00:35:32,943
Look.
804
00:35:33,527 --> 00:35:34,527
Look!
805
00:35:35,696 --> 00:35:37,615
"Hi. I'm dead."
806
00:35:38,657 --> 00:35:40,326
Goddamn, she cold.
807
00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:42,702
You know why she's fuckin' cold?
808
00:35:42,703 --> 00:35:44,204
Because this is rigor.
809
00:35:44,205 --> 00:35:45,914
'Cause she's dead.
810
00:35:45,915 --> 00:35:48,458
This type of stiffness
don't take a few minutes.
811
00:35:48,459 --> 00:35:52,003
We talkin' five or six hours.
812
00:35:52,004 --> 00:35:54,089
Huh? You can iron
your clothes on her,
813
00:35:54,090 --> 00:35:55,173
that's how stiff she is!
814
00:35:55,174 --> 00:35:56,549
Stiff as a board!
815
00:35:56,550 --> 00:35:58,135
Can I be honest wit' you?
816
00:35:59,178 --> 00:36:01,222
You're probably the worst nurse
817
00:36:02,098 --> 00:36:03,848
I've ever fuckin' met.
818
00:36:03,849 --> 00:36:06,059
This is totally unacceptable.
819
00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:07,394
I'm calling your supervisor.
820
00:36:07,395 --> 00:36:09,020
Oh. Please do.
821
00:36:09,021 --> 00:36:10,855
That would be hysterical.
822
00:36:10,856 --> 00:36:14,234
In the meantime, I suggest
you get Mrs. Pustelli on ice.
823
00:36:14,235 --> 00:36:17,112
She's starting to add
to the lovely aroma around here.
824
00:36:17,113 --> 00:36:18,697
I smell dead people.
825
00:36:25,121 --> 00:36:26,871
- Hello!
- Randy,
826
00:36:26,872 --> 00:36:28,581
who is this nursing home lady
827
00:36:28,582 --> 00:36:30,041
screaming at me
on the other line?
828
00:36:30,042 --> 00:36:31,584
Look, these people are idiots, okay?
829
00:36:31,585 --> 00:36:33,837
They had a patient of theirs
that was dead for hours.
830
00:36:33,838 --> 00:36:36,715
Randy, you have got
to learn to manage these people
831
00:36:36,716 --> 00:36:38,341
and stop acting like
an asshole to everybody.
832
00:36:38,342 --> 00:36:40,552
Now I gotta deal with this mess.
833
00:36:40,553 --> 00:36:42,262
What do... It's my last day,
Shanice.
834
00:36:42,263 --> 00:36:44,139
It's not my last day,
and if you finish your shift
835
00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:45,432
we'll see if it's your last.
836
00:36:45,433 --> 00:36:47,642
Really? Oh, no.
This is definitely my...
837
00:36:47,643 --> 00:36:48,728
I said what I said.
838
00:36:50,813 --> 00:36:51,981
Fuck.
839
00:36:52,106 --> 00:36:54,149
So, Carol, if you were
assessing that patient,
840
00:36:54,150 --> 00:36:55,776
would you classify them
as alive?
841
00:36:56,902 --> 00:36:58,737
I see. No, no, no.
No, you're right.
842
00:36:58,738 --> 00:37:00,447
I don't have a nursing degree.
843
00:37:00,448 --> 00:37:01,906
I was trained as a paramedic.
844
00:37:01,907 --> 00:37:04,242
Uh-huh. Well, let me ask you
something, Carol,
845
00:37:04,243 --> 00:37:06,119
since you deal in elder care.
846
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,788
My grandmother died
12 years ago at the age of 99
847
00:37:08,789 --> 00:37:10,665
and we buried her
next to my grandfather
848
00:37:10,666 --> 00:37:12,876
at that cemetery out
by the airport. Know the one?
849
00:37:12,877 --> 00:37:14,711
Uh-huh. Well, let me
ask you this.
850
00:37:14,712 --> 00:37:17,005
If you and I were to
go out there together right now
851
00:37:17,006 --> 00:37:18,381
and dig up
my grandmother's corpse,
852
00:37:18,382 --> 00:37:20,008
do you think
you could revive her?
853
00:37:20,009 --> 00:37:21,593
Because that makes
about as much sense
854
00:37:21,594 --> 00:37:23,470
as what you're saying
to me right now.
855
00:37:23,471 --> 00:37:26,097
Your patient was dead, bitch.
856
00:37:26,098 --> 00:37:28,016
Mm-hmm. And your people
didn't realize it
857
00:37:28,017 --> 00:37:29,642
for five or six hours.
858
00:37:29,643 --> 00:37:31,478
That is called negligence.
859
00:37:31,479 --> 00:37:33,146
But you thought
you'd just call 911
860
00:37:33,147 --> 00:37:34,856
and cover your asses,
is that it?
861
00:37:34,857 --> 00:37:38,193
Ah. Well, how 'bout you and I
call your administrator
862
00:37:38,194 --> 00:37:40,153
and go over this incident
point by point
863
00:37:40,154 --> 00:37:42,405
and see which one of us
still has a goddamn job
864
00:37:42,406 --> 00:37:43,741
by the end of the day?
865
00:37:44,909 --> 00:37:47,660
Oh! You're suddenly okay?
866
00:37:47,661 --> 00:37:49,871
We're clear now, Carol?
867
00:37:49,872 --> 00:37:51,373
Great. Well, if you have
any more problems,
868
00:37:51,374 --> 00:37:53,166
my name is Shanice,
you call me immediately.
869
00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:54,793
You got that?
870
00:37:54,794 --> 00:37:56,086
Damn right.
871
00:38:01,842 --> 00:38:03,968
Oh my God, I am so hungry.
872
00:38:03,969 --> 00:38:05,720
Mike, find a taco truck
or something.
873
00:38:05,721 --> 00:38:08,014
My stomach is eating itself.
874
00:38:08,015 --> 00:38:09,474
I got you.
That's all you have to say.
875
00:38:09,475 --> 00:38:11,102
You didn't really quit, did you?
876
00:38:12,019 --> 00:38:13,270
Yeah. I did.
877
00:38:14,105 --> 00:38:15,480
- No, you didn't.
- Yeah, I did.
878
00:38:15,481 --> 00:38:16,773
No, you did not.
879
00:38:16,774 --> 00:38:18,483
Yes, I did.
880
00:38:18,484 --> 00:38:20,652
Look, look.
Let me say this, okay?
881
00:38:20,653 --> 00:38:23,113
Randy has been in this
way too long, okay?
882
00:38:23,114 --> 00:38:25,782
EMS is not supposed to be
working this long.
883
00:38:25,783 --> 00:38:28,451
He don't know what he's gonna do
out in the real world.
884
00:38:28,452 --> 00:38:29,661
This motherfucker can't do shit.
885
00:38:29,662 --> 00:38:31,413
What are you talking about?
886
00:38:31,414 --> 00:38:32,997
I wouldn't know how
to function out there?
887
00:38:32,998 --> 00:38:34,791
Oh, but you know
how to function out there.
888
00:38:34,792 --> 00:38:36,209
- You damn right I do.
- Yeah.
889
00:38:36,210 --> 00:38:37,794
I function well out there too.
890
00:38:37,795 --> 00:38:39,504
'Cause I'm a normal
fuckin' person.
891
00:38:39,505 --> 00:38:41,589
I go home, I take a shit,
892
00:38:41,590 --> 00:38:43,633
then I take a shower
and I put on my clothes
893
00:38:43,634 --> 00:38:45,343
and I pick up my lady,
we go to dinner,
894
00:38:45,344 --> 00:38:47,011
then we come back home
and we fuck.
895
00:38:47,012 --> 00:38:50,306
Okay? That is called
being a part of society.
896
00:38:50,307 --> 00:38:51,725
You, on the other hand,
897
00:38:51,726 --> 00:38:53,935
would not survive one day
in the real world.
898
00:38:53,936 --> 00:38:56,271
'Cause he ain't did shit.
Don't do nothin' besides this.
899
00:38:56,272 --> 00:38:57,940
When the last time
you been on a date?
900
00:38:58,357 --> 00:39:01,985
Hmm? When was the last time
you washed your fuckin' sheets?
901
00:39:01,986 --> 00:39:03,821
Oh...
902
00:39:06,449 --> 00:39:08,825
Well, where are you gonna work?
903
00:39:08,826 --> 00:39:10,869
I'm working
in an insurance company.
904
00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:12,871
- What?!
- What?
905
00:39:12,872 --> 00:39:14,372
- Are you...
- What?
906
00:39:14,373 --> 00:39:16,291
You gon' work in insurance.
Please.
907
00:39:16,292 --> 00:39:18,084
Man, you can't even work
at fuckin' Subway.
908
00:39:18,085 --> 00:39:20,670
I could w... I could too
work at Subway.
909
00:39:20,671 --> 00:39:22,714
You gotta deal with customers
to work at Subway.
910
00:39:22,715 --> 00:39:24,257
Yeah. I could deal
with customers.
911
00:39:24,258 --> 00:39:26,051
You could?
Let's pretend I'm a customer.
912
00:39:26,052 --> 00:39:27,469
- Okay.
- Okay. You ready?
913
00:39:27,470 --> 00:39:28,928
- Yeah.
- I walk in. Ding!
914
00:39:28,929 --> 00:39:30,513
The little bell go off.
I'm in there.
915
00:39:30,514 --> 00:39:32,474
Oh, hello, sir.
Are you having a nice day?
916
00:39:32,475 --> 00:39:33,641
I'm having a great day.
917
00:39:33,642 --> 00:39:34,934
I would like a sandwich
for lunch.
918
00:39:34,935 --> 00:39:36,394
- Okay.
- You really supposed to...
919
00:39:36,395 --> 00:39:38,063
Would you like a six-inch
or a footlong?
920
00:39:38,064 --> 00:39:40,857
Okay. I want a six-inch
vegetarian sub, okay?
921
00:39:40,858 --> 00:39:42,985
- On wheat with chicken.
- Mm-hmm.
922
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,571
- Hmm.
- Okay.
923
00:39:46,572 --> 00:39:49,282
Uh... that-that doesn't make it
924
00:39:49,283 --> 00:39:50,950
a vegetarian sub
if you add chicken.
925
00:39:50,951 --> 00:39:53,495
No. I would like, like I said,
926
00:39:53,496 --> 00:39:56,831
a six-inch vegetarian sub
on wheat with chicken.
927
00:39:56,832 --> 00:39:58,625
I'm sorry, sir, we can't do that
928
00:39:58,626 --> 00:40:00,043
'cause that's not
a vegetarian sub.
929
00:40:00,044 --> 00:40:01,711
Motherfucker, it is.
930
00:40:01,712 --> 00:40:03,922
- I'm the customer.
- If you have chicken on it...
931
00:40:03,923 --> 00:40:05,757
See? That's exactly why
you couldn't work there.
932
00:40:05,758 --> 00:40:07,717
- But it's not vegetarian!
- It is vegetarian!
933
00:40:07,718 --> 00:40:10,720
There are rules here, sir.
There are rules.
934
00:40:10,721 --> 00:40:12,973
I can order whatever
the fuck I want. Alright?
935
00:40:13,391 --> 00:40:15,141
I want a orange Fanta
936
00:40:15,142 --> 00:40:16,476
with grape juice in it.
937
00:40:16,477 --> 00:40:18,144
You can serve
your own drink, sir.
938
00:40:18,145 --> 00:40:20,146
Here's your cup.
Go to the drink station.
939
00:40:20,147 --> 00:40:21,773
What type of racist shit
is that?!
940
00:40:22,942 --> 00:40:24,359
Fuck that.
I'm calling corporate.
941
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,277
Beep-beep-boop-beep-beep.
Corporate.
942
00:40:26,278 --> 00:40:29,781
Hey! This dude named Randy
that work at the Subway
943
00:40:29,782 --> 00:40:31,491
is a asshole, okay?
944
00:40:31,492 --> 00:40:34,453
He tried to make me
make my own fuckin' drink!
945
00:40:35,663 --> 00:40:36,996
Also this is
a Black man calling,
946
00:40:36,997 --> 00:40:38,248
so you know what that's about!
947
00:40:38,249 --> 00:40:39,709
Bye! Fired!
948
00:40:40,543 --> 00:40:42,293
- Shit.
- Alright. Alright.
949
00:40:42,294 --> 00:40:44,587
Well, you know what?
I'm not working at Subway,
950
00:40:44,588 --> 00:40:46,131
so... win-win.
951
00:40:46,132 --> 00:40:47,466
Medic 42.
952
00:40:48,175 --> 00:40:50,051
No. Come on!
953
00:40:50,052 --> 00:40:52,303
Not now. Don't take it.
No. No. No, Mike. Please.
954
00:40:52,304 --> 00:40:54,139
Come on, man. It's our job.
955
00:40:54,140 --> 00:40:55,640
- 42 is here. Go ahead.
- Oh, God.
956
00:40:55,641 --> 00:40:57,517
Medic 42, emergency traffic.
957
00:40:57,518 --> 00:40:59,477
Respond emergent
in 33 Cooper Court.
958
00:40:59,478 --> 00:41:03,106
Oh man, I hope this patient
is dead so I can eat...
959
00:41:03,107 --> 00:41:05,233
a taco.
960
00:41:06,375 --> 00:41:10,541
UNTIL END OF SHIFT
961
00:41:19,331 --> 00:41:20,875
Oh, this is gonna be fucked up.
962
00:41:25,963 --> 00:41:27,630
Hey. Hey. Sir?
963
00:41:27,631 --> 00:41:30,341
S-Sir, excuse me. We just...
We just wanna take a look at...
964
00:41:30,342 --> 00:41:31,719
Yeah. Hey.
965
00:41:32,762 --> 00:41:35,638
- What?
- Hey, sir, uh...
966
00:41:35,639 --> 00:41:38,475
Why don't you get on the ground
so we can help you out, okay?
967
00:41:38,476 --> 00:41:40,518
- Here, come here.
- Should I take my helmet off?
968
00:41:40,519 --> 00:41:41,895
No!
969
00:41:41,896 --> 00:41:42,937
- No.
- No.
970
00:41:42,938 --> 00:41:44,689
Real s... No! Okay.
971
00:41:44,690 --> 00:41:45,775
Goddamnit.
972
00:41:48,069 --> 00:41:49,527
{\an8}- Better...
- Oh.
973
00:41:49,528 --> 00:41:51,863
{\an8}You've had a little too much
to drink this afternoon?
974
00:41:51,864 --> 00:41:53,698
{\an8}- Just a little.
- Be right back.
975
00:41:53,699 --> 00:41:55,059
{\an8}I'ma get the rest
of the equipment.
976
00:41:55,743 --> 00:41:57,577
{\an8}Hold C-spine, please, madame.
977
00:41:57,578 --> 00:41:59,454
{\an8}- Yep.
- Thank you.
978
00:41:59,455 --> 00:42:00,955
{\an8}Hello there. My name's Randy.
979
00:42:00,956 --> 00:42:02,957
{\an8}We're gonna be taking you
to the hospital today.
980
00:42:02,958 --> 00:42:05,919
{\an8}- What's your name?
- Uh, my name's Matt.
981
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,253
{\an8}Or Matthew.
982
00:42:07,254 --> 00:42:08,381
{\an8}Okay, Matthew.
983
00:42:09,090 --> 00:42:10,924
{\an8}I'm, uh...
just wondering if you...
984
00:42:10,925 --> 00:42:13,009
{\an8}Know what?
Maybe call me Matt, actually.
985
00:42:13,010 --> 00:42:15,220
{\an8}- That feels more like...
- Okay, Matt.
986
00:42:15,221 --> 00:42:17,972
{\an8}Matt it is.
Any other pain anywhere? Hmm?
987
00:42:17,973 --> 00:42:20,183
{\an8}Eh, just like...
a little headache,
988
00:42:20,184 --> 00:42:21,894
{\an8}but I don't think
it's a big deal, doc.
989
00:42:22,603 --> 00:42:24,646
{\an8}Uh, not a doc. Paramedic.
990
00:42:24,647 --> 00:42:26,439
{\an8}Can you tell us a bit
about what happened?
991
00:42:27,525 --> 00:42:28,817
{\an8}Uh, yeah.
992
00:42:28,818 --> 00:42:30,151
{\an8}I crashed my bike...
993
00:42:30,152 --> 00:42:31,486
{\an8}- Oh, hey!
- Okay!
994
00:42:31,487 --> 00:42:33,697
- We wanna hold you real still.
- Sorry.
995
00:42:33,698 --> 00:42:34,949
Real still.
996
00:42:36,909 --> 00:42:39,869
{\an8}I don't have to go to the haps...
hospital, do I?
997
00:42:39,870 --> 00:42:41,079
{\an8}'Cause I don't have insurance.
998
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,789
{\an8}Matt, don't worry about that.
999
00:42:42,790 --> 00:42:45,625
{\an8}They're just gonna send you
a soul-crushing bill later on.
1000
00:42:45,626 --> 00:42:48,002
Excuse me. Excuse me.
I'm a nurse!
1001
00:42:48,003 --> 00:42:49,922
Excuse me. I'm a nurse.
1002
00:42:50,923 --> 00:42:53,049
I saw the ambulance
and figured you'd need help.
1003
00:42:53,050 --> 00:42:54,426
Let's get this helmet off.
1004
00:42:54,427 --> 00:42:55,593
You don't have to do that.
1005
00:42:55,594 --> 00:42:57,887
Lady, I don't wanna be
mean to you
1006
00:42:57,888 --> 00:42:59,806
'cause you remind me
of my auntie,
1007
00:42:59,807 --> 00:43:01,057
but leave us the fuck alone.
1008
00:43:01,058 --> 00:43:03,059
Is this like a turf war over me?
1009
00:43:03,060 --> 00:43:04,687
Right. I need you
to bandage his eyes.
1010
00:43:05,229 --> 00:43:06,605
What's wrong with my eyes?
1011
00:43:11,027 --> 00:43:13,028
Eyes. Both. Both eyes.
1012
00:43:13,029 --> 00:43:14,946
Why? The other eye's fine.
1013
00:43:14,947 --> 00:43:17,073
Not a democracy.
1014
00:43:17,074 --> 00:43:19,242
- Both eyes.
- That doesn't make any sense.
1015
00:43:19,243 --> 00:43:22,329
- Why would I do that?
- Both eyes.
1016
00:43:27,418 --> 00:43:29,753
Hey, do you guys know
what you're doing?
1017
00:43:29,754 --> 00:43:32,088
Because, like, it sounds like
you don't agree.
1018
00:43:32,089 --> 00:43:34,299
Oh, we know exactly
what we're doing.
1019
00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:35,967
Let him see out of his good eye.
1020
00:43:35,968 --> 00:43:39,637
Taggert! Escort this lady
out of my presence immediately.
1021
00:43:39,638 --> 00:43:40,723
What?
1022
00:43:41,307 --> 00:43:43,099
- Come with me, ma'am. Let's go.
- Out.
1023
00:43:43,100 --> 00:43:44,559
I'm not leaving my patient.
1024
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,519
- Mm-hmm.
- No. This is my patient!
1025
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:47,520
Mine!
1026
00:43:51,525 --> 00:43:52,942
Sorry. I'm trying to understand.
1027
00:43:52,943 --> 00:43:54,235
Did you have me wrap both eyes
1028
00:43:54,236 --> 00:43:55,820
because you didn't want him
to panic?
1029
00:43:55,821 --> 00:43:57,697
What did I say?
Not in front of the patient.
1030
00:43:57,698 --> 00:43:59,699
- I-I don't understand.
- Not in front of the patient!
1031
00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:02,035
- I'm trying to understand.
- Dictator, remember? Dictator!
1032
00:44:02,036 --> 00:44:03,536
Yeah, dic-something.
1033
00:44:03,537 --> 00:44:05,373
I can hear you guys.
1034
00:44:05,790 --> 00:44:08,792
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Matt, or Matty.
1035
00:44:08,793 --> 00:44:10,752
- 42-year-old male.
- Matthew.
1036
00:44:10,753 --> 00:44:12,796
Conscious but not alert.
ETOH on board.
1037
00:44:12,797 --> 00:44:14,381
Penetrating injury
to his right eye.
1038
00:44:14,382 --> 00:44:17,175
As far as we can tell,
no neuro involvement.
1039
00:44:17,176 --> 00:44:20,595
Vitals are stable. No SOB
or other injuries detected.
1040
00:44:20,596 --> 00:44:22,390
Wow. That wasn't
interesting at all.
1041
00:44:22,807 --> 00:44:24,724
'Cause to me,
what I'm seeing here
1042
00:44:24,725 --> 00:44:26,602
is a stick in the eye!
1043
00:44:28,479 --> 00:44:29,479
What?
1044
00:44:29,980 --> 00:44:31,982
I'm sorry, sir.
Your eye, it's, um...
1045
00:44:32,983 --> 00:44:33,983
jelly.
1046
00:44:34,485 --> 00:44:35,777
Aw, man!
1047
00:44:35,778 --> 00:44:37,904
I can sew it up
and give you an eye patch.
1048
00:44:37,905 --> 00:44:40,031
That's the best I can do
for you, though.
1049
00:44:40,032 --> 00:44:42,284
You can thank your friends
in EMS.
1050
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,371
I did everything right.
1051
00:44:45,955 --> 00:44:47,498
Get out of my ER.
1052
00:44:55,506 --> 00:44:57,007
That guy's a dick.
1053
00:44:57,758 --> 00:44:59,592
No, no, no.
1054
00:44:59,593 --> 00:45:00,969
No, no. Why both eyes?
1055
00:45:00,970 --> 00:45:02,595
- It is a reasonable question.
- Listen.
1056
00:45:02,596 --> 00:45:03,972
Our patient is scared
and confused
1057
00:45:03,973 --> 00:45:05,974
and he needs to know we know
what the fuck we're doing.
1058
00:45:05,975 --> 00:45:07,475
So stop asking questions
in front of him
1059
00:45:07,476 --> 00:45:08,685
like a fucking five-year-old.
1060
00:45:08,686 --> 00:45:10,311
Know what? I came here
to learn from you
1061
00:45:10,312 --> 00:45:12,147
because I thought you had
something to teach me.
1062
00:45:12,148 --> 00:45:13,398
Instead, you give me bullshit
1063
00:45:13,399 --> 00:45:14,649
about how saving lives
doesn't matter
1064
00:45:14,650 --> 00:45:15,859
because you're dead inside.
1065
00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:17,736
You're everything
I don't want to be. Everything.
1066
00:45:17,737 --> 00:45:19,946
- Shh! Shh!
- Top to bottom. What kind of...
1067
00:45:19,947 --> 00:45:22,073
Boo-hoo. Are you jaded?
Are you Mr. Tough Guy?
1068
00:45:22,074 --> 00:45:23,867
- What's behind the eyes?
- The brain.
1069
00:45:23,868 --> 00:45:26,369
Right. And do we want that stick
moving, carving up the brain?
1070
00:45:26,370 --> 00:45:28,121
- No, we don't.
- No. We do not. Right?
1071
00:45:28,122 --> 00:45:29,831
- How many eyes do we have?
- Oh, come on.
1072
00:45:29,832 --> 00:45:32,375
- How many eyes do we have?!
- Two! We have two.
1073
00:45:32,376 --> 00:45:33,753
Do they work independently?
1074
00:45:35,629 --> 00:45:37,088
Oh, shit.
1075
00:45:37,089 --> 00:45:38,340
Yeah.
1076
00:45:39,008 --> 00:45:40,342
Where one eye moves...
1077
00:45:41,802 --> 00:45:42,803
the other one follows.
1078
00:45:43,679 --> 00:45:45,055
They move in tandem.
1079
00:45:45,056 --> 00:45:46,514
How far is that stick
back there?
1080
00:45:46,515 --> 00:45:48,183
We don't know.
Is it digging up the brain?
1081
00:45:48,184 --> 00:45:49,601
We don't know.
1082
00:45:49,602 --> 00:45:52,479
Our job is to stop the trauma
1083
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,066
and get him into the ER
as soon as possible.
1084
00:46:00,738 --> 00:46:01,822
Listen.
1085
00:46:03,032 --> 00:46:04,574
The problem at an accident scene
1086
00:46:04,575 --> 00:46:06,743
is everyone is so amped up
and full of adrenaline
1087
00:46:06,744 --> 00:46:08,078
they get tunnel vision.
1088
00:46:08,079 --> 00:46:10,455
They're just looking
at the one problem.
1089
00:46:10,456 --> 00:46:12,416
They're not seeing
the big picture.
1090
00:46:13,542 --> 00:46:16,378
Our job, while everyone else
is freaking out,
1091
00:46:16,379 --> 00:46:19,297
is to take a deep breath,
step back,
1092
00:46:19,298 --> 00:46:21,050
and see the whole thing.
1093
00:46:25,554 --> 00:46:26,597
You're right.
1094
00:46:27,306 --> 00:46:29,266
- Sorry?
- You're right.
1095
00:46:31,435 --> 00:46:33,186
I didn't think about that.
Thank you.
1096
00:46:33,187 --> 00:46:34,230
Uh...
1097
00:46:35,314 --> 00:46:36,856
Okay. Uh...
1098
00:46:36,857 --> 00:46:39,150
and I shouldn't have questioned
you in front of a patient.
1099
00:46:39,151 --> 00:46:40,735
I'm sorry.
1100
00:46:40,736 --> 00:46:42,029
It won't happen again.
1101
00:46:47,410 --> 00:46:48,536
Are we good?
1102
00:46:54,166 --> 00:46:55,668
Yeah. Yeah, we're good.
1103
00:46:58,045 --> 00:46:59,088
Well...
1104
00:47:08,305 --> 00:47:10,223
Let's get a burger
before I drop dead.
1105
00:47:10,224 --> 00:47:12,100
Did you put that dipshit
in his place?
1106
00:47:12,101 --> 00:47:13,185
No.
1107
00:47:14,353 --> 00:47:16,187
Because he was right
and I was wrong.
1108
00:47:16,188 --> 00:47:19,859
Okay, look. Randy can be
an asshole sometimes, you know?
1109
00:47:21,318 --> 00:47:23,862
Okay, yes, he's a asshole
all the damn time.
1110
00:47:23,863 --> 00:47:26,823
But there's nobody else I would
ride with other than him.
1111
00:47:26,824 --> 00:47:28,241
Jesus!
1112
00:47:28,242 --> 00:47:29,994
What the hell, man?!
1113
00:47:30,494 --> 00:47:31,828
- What are you...
- He's falling apart.
1114
00:47:31,829 --> 00:47:33,204
Pedestrians have
the right of way!
1115
00:47:33,205 --> 00:47:34,581
You almost killed me, dude!
1116
00:47:34,582 --> 00:47:35,999
We all end up like that?
1117
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,959
- Calling yourself a paramedic!
- A broken mess?
1118
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,295
Get out!
1119
00:47:40,504 --> 00:47:41,756
Hey. Hey. Hey.
1120
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,759
Can we go? Please? I'm hungry.
1121
00:47:45,509 --> 00:47:46,468
- Okay.
- Alright.
1122
00:47:46,469 --> 00:47:48,303
Let's go feed this motherfucker.
1123
00:48:13,204 --> 00:48:14,205
Stop!
1124
00:48:14,872 --> 00:48:16,122
- Okay?
- What?
1125
00:48:16,123 --> 00:48:17,457
What you're doing
is fuckin' disgusting.
1126
00:48:17,458 --> 00:48:19,125
- I'm hungry.
- What you mean, you hungry?
1127
00:48:19,126 --> 00:48:20,377
Just puttin' shit in your mouth.
1128
00:48:20,378 --> 00:48:22,253
You're eatin' like
a fuckin' Pac-Man.
1129
00:48:22,254 --> 00:48:24,672
You know something?
I don't even wanna eat no more.
1130
00:48:24,673 --> 00:48:27,675
You just... I done lost
my appetite watchin' you eat.
1131
00:48:27,676 --> 00:48:29,344
Pretty soon,
I'm starting this job,
1132
00:48:29,345 --> 00:48:31,096
I'm gonna have
a real lunch hour.
1133
00:48:31,097 --> 00:48:34,349
One hour every single day.
1134
00:48:34,350 --> 00:48:35,767
I'm gonna work nine to five.
1135
00:48:35,768 --> 00:48:37,560
I'm gonna go home,
I'm gonna sleep.
1136
00:48:37,561 --> 00:48:39,270
Hey.
1137
00:48:39,271 --> 00:48:41,857
Excuse me.
Um, are you an ambulance driver?
1138
00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:44,567
- Paramedic.
- Okay. Wait.
1139
00:48:44,568 --> 00:48:46,528
Can I just ask you one question?
1140
00:48:46,529 --> 00:48:48,780
Okay. Can I just have
like ten more minutes
1141
00:48:48,781 --> 00:48:50,490
and then I'll answer
whatever question you have.
1142
00:48:50,491 --> 00:48:51,908
Wait, just one thing.
Super quick.
1143
00:48:51,909 --> 00:48:54,537
What's the worst thing
that you've ever seen?
1144
00:48:57,164 --> 00:48:59,332
Why do people
always ask me that?
1145
00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:02,293
I mean, I get that
there's a morbid fascination,
1146
00:49:02,294 --> 00:49:05,339
but I mean,
why do they ask me that?
1147
00:49:06,132 --> 00:49:08,633
What's the worst thing
that's ever happened to you?
1148
00:49:08,634 --> 00:49:10,176
You want to think about
that right now?
1149
00:49:10,177 --> 00:49:11,261
I sure don't.
1150
00:49:11,262 --> 00:49:14,139
I have seen
some terrible things.
1151
00:49:14,140 --> 00:49:17,226
I know things that
you do not want to know.
1152
00:49:20,062 --> 00:49:22,940
I know what brains smell like.
1153
00:49:23,649 --> 00:49:26,276
Brains have a distinct smell.
Did you know that?
1154
00:49:26,277 --> 00:49:28,486
Sometimes I smell it
when I come out of the ambulance
1155
00:49:28,487 --> 00:49:31,781
and I know right then and there,
better watch my step
1156
00:49:31,782 --> 00:49:35,953
or else I'll slip and fall in
some poor dead soul's memories.
1157
00:49:40,750 --> 00:49:41,959
You know what's in there?
1158
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,586
Dead two-year-old.
1159
00:49:44,587 --> 00:49:48,424
She got decapitated
by the seat belt upon impact.
1160
00:49:48,549 --> 00:49:50,216
Wanna look in there?
1161
00:49:50,217 --> 00:49:52,385
You want that image seared
into your brain
1162
00:49:52,386 --> 00:49:53,762
forever and ever?
1163
00:49:53,763 --> 00:49:55,890
Well, someone's gotta
look inside.
1164
00:49:56,974 --> 00:49:59,559
Someone's gotta have that image
1165
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,854
in their brain
for the rest of their lives.
1166
00:50:02,938 --> 00:50:04,231
I'm that somebody.
1167
00:50:05,107 --> 00:50:07,317
That's not even the worst thing
I've seen.
1168
00:50:07,318 --> 00:50:10,529
So we get a call,
unknown medical,
1169
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,032
neighbor's complaining
about smells.
1170
00:50:13,949 --> 00:50:15,450
Go into the apartment,
meet the woman,
1171
00:50:15,451 --> 00:50:17,160
she seems totally normal,
1172
00:50:17,161 --> 00:50:20,538
but apparently she's suffering
from postpartum depression.
1173
00:50:20,539 --> 00:50:22,375
So I ask her,
"Where's the baby?"
1174
00:50:23,250 --> 00:50:24,418
"Where is the baby?"
1175
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:28,004
Sure enough, there it is,
in the microwave.
1176
00:50:28,005 --> 00:50:30,673
- Stop.
- And its face...
1177
00:50:30,674 --> 00:50:32,634
was like melted cheese.
1178
00:50:32,635 --> 00:50:34,886
Oh my God.
1179
00:50:34,887 --> 00:50:37,430
That is the worst thing
I've ever heard in my life.
1180
00:50:37,431 --> 00:50:40,934
I know!
I ordered it medium rare!
1181
00:50:43,229 --> 00:50:44,229
Ah, come on!
1182
00:50:44,230 --> 00:50:45,731
- What the fuck?
- Come on!
1183
00:50:47,983 --> 00:50:49,567
Hey, come on.
Don't be like that.
1184
00:50:49,568 --> 00:50:50,985
You wanted to know.
1185
00:50:50,986 --> 00:50:52,988
You don't want
your chicken sandwich?
1186
00:50:53,948 --> 00:50:56,908
You gonna finish that?
1187
00:50:56,909 --> 00:50:59,745
Okay, so, there wasn't actually
a baby in the microwave.
1188
00:51:05,584 --> 00:51:09,045
See, that's what it is.
You still new to all this.
1189
00:51:09,046 --> 00:51:10,964
And you ain't seen shit yet.
1190
00:51:10,965 --> 00:51:13,049
Like, nothing. Not at all.
1191
00:51:13,050 --> 00:51:14,801
You still got
all that resilience in you.
1192
00:51:14,802 --> 00:51:17,721
You got the emotional reserves
in the bank.
1193
00:51:17,722 --> 00:51:19,222
You got all that in there.
1194
00:51:19,223 --> 00:51:20,306
And when bad shit happen,
1195
00:51:20,307 --> 00:51:22,268
you still got that cushion
inside.
1196
00:51:23,269 --> 00:51:25,395
Yeah, but when you been
doin' this long enough...
1197
00:51:27,523 --> 00:51:29,275
you run out
of those reserves.
1198
00:51:30,276 --> 00:51:32,235
Yeah, but you keep doing it.
1199
00:51:32,236 --> 00:51:34,195
Aw, hell no.
1200
00:51:34,196 --> 00:51:36,198
Shit, I'm goin' to law school
in six months.
1201
00:51:37,324 --> 00:51:38,701
- What?
- Yeah.
1202
00:51:39,744 --> 00:51:40,911
Why law school?
1203
00:51:42,079 --> 00:51:43,913
You know who gets
fucked over more
1204
00:51:43,914 --> 00:51:45,958
than anybody in this country?
1205
00:51:47,126 --> 00:51:48,627
Hardworking people.
1206
00:51:50,212 --> 00:51:52,006
Hardworking people.
1207
00:51:52,923 --> 00:51:54,383
Perfect example: My mom.
1208
00:51:56,552 --> 00:51:59,597
She, uh, passed two years ago
of-of cancer.
1209
00:52:02,183 --> 00:52:04,518
And two years before that,
she went to the hospital
1210
00:52:04,977 --> 00:52:07,020
'cause she knew something
was wrong.
1211
00:52:07,021 --> 00:52:08,981
You know,
and they checked her out.
1212
00:52:09,857 --> 00:52:11,359
Her insurance covered that.
1213
00:52:12,693 --> 00:52:15,112
They diagnosed her,
and her insurance covered that.
1214
00:52:17,281 --> 00:52:21,202
But when it came
to actually helping her...
1215
00:52:22,661 --> 00:52:25,163
they told her she didn't have
the right policy.
1216
00:52:25,164 --> 00:52:27,665
She did her best. She was
calling the insurance company
1217
00:52:27,666 --> 00:52:30,544
and... arguing
and fighting and...
1218
00:52:32,505 --> 00:52:34,757
But as she was doing that,
the cancer spread.
1219
00:52:39,053 --> 00:52:40,221
And she died.
1220
00:52:42,765 --> 00:52:44,349
Wasn't even about the doctors
at that point.
1221
00:52:44,350 --> 00:52:45,851
She needed a lawyer.
1222
00:52:47,478 --> 00:52:50,064
Look, I wanna help people.
That's why I became EMS.
1223
00:52:51,649 --> 00:52:53,693
You know?
I want to make a difference.
1224
00:52:56,362 --> 00:52:58,406
And I don't feel like
that's what we doin', man.
1225
00:53:02,660 --> 00:53:03,828
Also, I...
1226
00:53:04,870 --> 00:53:07,080
would love to not make
minimum wage anymore.
1227
00:53:07,081 --> 00:53:09,290
I'm broke as fuck.
1228
00:53:09,291 --> 00:53:11,585
I'm taking all this shit home
and warm it up later.
1229
00:53:12,336 --> 00:53:13,629
I don't have a goddamn thing.
1230
00:53:29,666 --> 00:53:32,791
UNTIL END OF SHIFT
1231
00:53:34,316 --> 00:53:36,151
{\an8}Well, you know,
it's nighttime now,
1232
00:53:36,152 --> 00:53:39,071
{\an8}so it's 'bout to get
really weird.
1233
00:53:39,739 --> 00:53:42,198
- Weird.
- Weird how?
1234
00:53:42,199 --> 00:53:44,868
Medic 42,
respond to A143 Orange Avenue
1235
00:53:44,869 --> 00:53:46,077
for a psychiatric patient.
1236
00:53:46,078 --> 00:53:47,997
Shit, man. It's the president.
1237
00:53:53,461 --> 00:53:56,463
I'm the president
of the United States!
1238
00:53:56,464 --> 00:53:58,465
Ah! Shit! He hit me in my nuts!
1239
00:53:58,466 --> 00:54:00,550
Mike! Help! Mike!
1240
00:54:00,551 --> 00:54:02,677
Get your hands off my friend,
motherfucker!
1241
00:54:02,678 --> 00:54:04,304
Mike!
1242
00:54:04,305 --> 00:54:05,890
Ah!
1243
00:54:06,390 --> 00:54:07,808
Hit him with something!
1244
00:54:09,310 --> 00:54:12,145
Not fruit!
Don't hit him with fruit!
1245
00:54:12,146 --> 00:54:13,772
Call another ambulance!
1246
00:54:13,773 --> 00:54:15,940
Charlie, we're trying
to fucking help you!
1247
00:54:15,941 --> 00:54:17,943
- Stop it!
- I'm the president!
1248
00:54:18,694 --> 00:54:21,030
I'm the president
of the United States!
1249
00:54:21,781 --> 00:54:23,823
This is what happened last time.
1250
00:54:23,824 --> 00:54:27,202
So that is why we gotta get him
in the ambulance peacefully
1251
00:54:27,203 --> 00:54:29,496
or he will kick
the living shit out of us.
1252
00:54:29,497 --> 00:54:32,123
He sounds like he needs to be
in a psychiatric facility.
1253
00:54:32,124 --> 00:54:34,876
No, no, no, no, no.
Look, he's a sweetheart, man.
1254
00:54:34,877 --> 00:54:36,754
He don't mean any harm,
you know?
1255
00:54:38,047 --> 00:54:39,631
That's usually
when he's on his meds.
1256
00:54:39,632 --> 00:54:42,592
Now, if he's off his meds,
it's a different story.
1257
00:54:42,593 --> 00:54:43,802
Plus it's the end of the month.
1258
00:54:43,803 --> 00:54:45,638
What happens
at the end of the month?
1259
00:54:46,389 --> 00:54:49,057
Look, the system give him
20 pills a month, right?
1260
00:54:49,058 --> 00:54:50,601
But there's 30 days in a month.
1261
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,812
What do you think Charlie do
with those other ten days?
1262
00:54:53,813 --> 00:54:55,481
Loses his shit.
1263
00:54:56,232 --> 00:54:58,191
Sometimes he makes it
to the end of the month,
1264
00:54:58,192 --> 00:54:59,484
sometimes he don't.
1265
00:54:59,485 --> 00:55:00,778
Right now look like he didn't.
1266
00:55:01,445 --> 00:55:02,947
So we're not calling PD?
1267
00:55:05,199 --> 00:55:06,741
- No.
- No.
1268
00:55:06,742 --> 00:55:10,203
"Look, look, look.
Charlie is a 6'6" Black man
1269
00:55:10,204 --> 00:55:12,163
with mental health issues.
1270
00:55:12,164 --> 00:55:13,623
Would you call the police?
1271
00:55:24,427 --> 00:55:26,052
Hey, Mike, kill the lights.
1272
00:55:26,053 --> 00:55:28,346
We don't wanna set him off
any more than he already is.
1273
00:55:31,267 --> 00:55:34,311
I'm the president
of the United States!
1274
00:55:39,191 --> 00:55:40,984
I hate the end of the month.
1275
00:55:46,032 --> 00:55:47,908
Wait, wait, wait.
1276
00:55:48,617 --> 00:55:50,869
Hey.
1277
00:55:50,870 --> 00:55:53,413
- You have all your teeth?
- Yeah.
1278
00:55:53,414 --> 00:55:55,623
Then you're gonna wanna stay
about, oh, I don't know...
1279
00:55:55,624 --> 00:55:57,208
- Oh.
- that far back.
1280
00:55:57,209 --> 00:55:58,377
Alright. Alright.
1281
00:55:58,794 --> 00:55:59,962
Alright, look.
1282
00:56:00,379 --> 00:56:02,297
- Y'all ready?
- Ready.
1283
00:56:02,298 --> 00:56:03,841
Okay, I'm 'bout to knock.
1284
00:56:10,181 --> 00:56:11,306
Secret Service!
1285
00:56:11,307 --> 00:56:12,807
Shit.
1286
00:56:12,808 --> 00:56:15,560
Uh, h-hey, Mr. President.
1287
00:56:15,561 --> 00:56:17,520
Look, look, um...
The Secret Service, man.
1288
00:56:17,521 --> 00:56:19,732
We here to evacuate you
and take you to the White House.
1289
00:56:21,233 --> 00:56:23,402
What about the first lady
and the vice president?
1290
00:56:26,781 --> 00:56:28,531
We're gonna send
a second chopper.
1291
00:56:28,532 --> 00:56:29,491
Mm-hmm.
1292
00:56:29,492 --> 00:56:31,034
We're not leaving anyone behind.
1293
00:56:31,035 --> 00:56:32,369
- Okay.
- Okay?
1294
00:56:32,370 --> 00:56:33,828
- Top secret.
- Top secret, so lay low.
1295
00:56:33,829 --> 00:56:35,121
Come. Sir.
1296
00:56:35,122 --> 00:56:37,083
- Come on.
- Please. Please. Come. Come.
1297
00:56:38,084 --> 00:56:39,084
Come on.
1298
00:56:40,586 --> 00:56:43,672
Stay low. Stay low.
Watch for snipers, sir.
1299
00:56:45,007 --> 00:56:47,008
Right this way, sir.
Right this way.
1300
00:56:47,009 --> 00:56:49,220
- Here we go.
- No.
1301
00:56:50,262 --> 00:56:52,055
- No.
- It's the chopper.
1302
00:56:52,056 --> 00:56:53,973
Hey, show him
that it's the chopper. Like...
1303
00:56:53,974 --> 00:56:55,934
The chopper's right here, sir.
1304
00:56:58,688 --> 00:57:01,940
Right this way.
1305
00:57:01,941 --> 00:57:04,359
Come on, man. You got this.
Come on. It's good.
1306
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:06,111
Alright, we got Mr. President
with us.
1307
00:57:06,112 --> 00:57:08,322
Come on, sir.
1308
00:57:12,410 --> 00:57:13,535
Shit.
1309
00:57:13,536 --> 00:57:15,370
- Hey. Hey. Hey.
- No. Hey. Hey.
1310
00:57:15,371 --> 00:57:16,830
Officers. Excuse me.
1311
00:57:16,831 --> 00:57:19,874
Uh, hey, we've got this
totally under control, okay?
1312
00:57:19,875 --> 00:57:21,626
This is, uh, a patient of ours.
1313
00:57:21,627 --> 00:57:23,002
He's having an episode
right now.
1314
00:57:23,003 --> 00:57:24,504
There's really, uh...
1315
00:57:24,505 --> 00:57:25,922
- Calm down.
- No reason to panic.
1316
00:57:25,923 --> 00:57:26,923
Just relax.
1317
00:57:26,924 --> 00:57:28,967
We just came here to help.
We got a call.
1318
00:57:28,968 --> 00:57:30,135
Just back up.
1319
00:57:30,136 --> 00:57:31,803
If you could please
turn off your lights.
1320
00:57:31,804 --> 00:57:34,097
- We got a call...
- Got a psychiatric patient.
1321
00:57:34,098 --> 00:57:36,057
The lights are gonna make him
really nervous.
1322
00:57:36,058 --> 00:57:37,851
Calm down, alright?
1323
00:57:37,852 --> 00:57:40,395
- I'm the president.
- I know you are. You are.
1324
00:57:40,396 --> 00:57:42,105
I'm the president
of the United States.
1325
00:57:42,106 --> 00:57:44,315
- We're just here to help.
- He's having an episode.
1326
00:57:44,316 --> 00:57:46,526
Just back up. Back it up! Now.
1327
00:57:46,527 --> 00:57:48,194
Listen. But you gotta chill.
1328
00:57:48,195 --> 00:57:49,446
Just relax, okay? We got you.
1329
00:57:49,447 --> 00:57:50,947
- I'm the president.
- I know.
1330
00:57:50,948 --> 00:57:52,574
- But you gotta stay calm.
- I'm the president!
1331
00:57:52,575 --> 00:57:54,034
- Please.
- I'm the president!
1332
00:57:54,035 --> 00:57:55,577
- Calm down!
- I'm the president!
1333
00:57:55,578 --> 00:57:57,037
I'm the president
of the United States!
1334
00:57:57,038 --> 00:57:58,455
- Whoa!
- No, no, no, no, no!
1335
00:58:00,916 --> 00:58:03,293
- I'm the president!
- Hey, chill! Chill! Chill!
1336
00:58:03,294 --> 00:58:04,627
Calm him down.
1337
00:58:04,628 --> 00:58:06,421
No. Please.
You do not have to do this.
1338
00:58:06,422 --> 00:58:07,797
- Ma'am, back up.
- Okay.
1339
00:58:07,798 --> 00:58:09,340
Please, you've gotta put
the guns down!
1340
00:58:09,341 --> 00:58:11,092
He's not a danger!
1341
00:58:11,093 --> 00:58:13,219
- I'm the president!
- Now!
1342
00:58:13,220 --> 00:58:14,554
- Now!
- Come on!
1343
00:58:14,555 --> 00:58:17,307
- I'm the president!
- Calm him down, or I will!
1344
00:58:17,308 --> 00:58:19,601
- I will! Okay. Okay.
- Right now! Or we will.
1345
00:58:19,602 --> 00:58:21,144
- Okay, let me...
- Right now!
1346
00:58:21,145 --> 00:58:23,563
Hey. Hey. Hey. Calm down.
1347
00:58:23,564 --> 00:58:25,190
Look at me. Look at me.
1348
00:58:25,191 --> 00:58:27,609
Look at me. Calm...
You gotta calm down, man.
1349
00:58:27,610 --> 00:58:30,028
Please, please calm down for me.
1350
00:58:30,029 --> 00:58:31,946
Okay?
1351
00:58:31,947 --> 00:58:34,992
Please calm down.
They don't give a fuck, man.
1352
00:58:36,202 --> 00:58:38,078
But I give a fuck, okay?
1353
00:58:38,079 --> 00:58:39,830
Hey, hey, Mr. President.
1354
00:58:41,457 --> 00:58:42,750
Charlie.
1355
00:58:44,126 --> 00:58:45,795
I see you, okay?
1356
00:58:47,546 --> 00:58:49,215
I see you and I got you.
1357
00:58:51,258 --> 00:58:53,177
But you gotta calm down, okay?
1358
00:58:54,261 --> 00:58:56,596
I don't want anything
to happen to you.
1359
00:58:56,597 --> 00:58:58,432
I won't let nothin'
happen to you.
1360
00:58:59,433 --> 00:59:01,726
Just calm down. Okay?
1361
00:59:01,727 --> 00:59:04,437
Okay. Okay.
1362
00:59:04,438 --> 00:59:05,438
Hey...
1363
00:59:07,316 --> 00:59:09,317
As you can see,
he's calmed down, okay?
1364
00:59:09,318 --> 00:59:12,028
I'm EMS.
1365
00:59:12,029 --> 00:59:14,155
That's our ambulance
right there. We got him.
1366
00:59:14,156 --> 00:59:16,617
Okay? He's just havin'
an episode today.
1367
00:59:17,451 --> 00:59:18,785
Alright?
1368
00:59:18,786 --> 00:59:20,830
Just put the guns down, alright?
1369
00:59:23,749 --> 00:59:24,875
Please.
1370
00:59:28,421 --> 00:59:29,421
Okay.
1371
00:59:30,548 --> 00:59:31,799
Alright.
1372
00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:35,428
Hey. Hey! Look at me.
1373
00:59:36,554 --> 00:59:37,722
I'm proud of you, man.
1374
00:59:41,142 --> 00:59:42,142
Thank you.
1375
00:59:43,811 --> 00:59:45,062
Thank you.
1376
00:59:46,355 --> 00:59:47,439
I'm good.
1377
00:59:57,616 --> 00:59:59,994
- This way.
- Everything's fine, okay?
1378
01:00:00,911 --> 01:00:02,246
Just have a seat.
1379
01:00:02,997 --> 01:00:04,873
She's gonna belt you in, okay?
1380
01:00:04,874 --> 01:00:08,002
We can't take off until
we get you belted in, okay?
1381
01:00:42,828 --> 01:00:44,705
I'm the president
of the United States!
1382
01:00:45,956 --> 01:00:47,707
I'm the president
of the United States!
1383
01:00:53,172 --> 01:00:56,050
I'm the president
of the United States!
1384
01:00:56,550 --> 01:00:58,218
I can't fuckin' do the IV!
1385
01:00:58,219 --> 01:01:00,220
- Okay, I got it. Just breathe.
- I can't get it!
1386
01:01:00,221 --> 01:01:02,180
I'm the president
of the United States!
1387
01:01:05,267 --> 01:01:07,228
I'm the president
of the United States!
1388
01:01:08,062 --> 01:01:10,939
Randy, can you do me a favor
and maybe, um...
1389
01:01:10,940 --> 01:01:13,358
maybe keep the president calm
for a little bit?
1390
01:01:13,359 --> 01:01:15,778
Yeah, I'm on it.
1391
01:01:16,737 --> 01:01:19,698
County ER, it's, uh, Medic 42.
1392
01:01:19,699 --> 01:01:21,325
Can I get a physician on?
1393
01:01:22,159 --> 01:01:23,952
Copy. Standby.
1394
01:01:23,953 --> 01:01:26,204
I need a doctor's permission
to administer a sedative.
1395
01:01:26,205 --> 01:01:27,664
This is Dr. Serano. What?
1396
01:01:27,665 --> 01:01:30,792
Uh, yeah, Dr. Serano,
this is Paramedic Randy.
1397
01:01:30,793 --> 01:01:33,169
Uh, currently en route
to your facility,
1398
01:01:33,170 --> 01:01:35,422
and an emergent
psychiatric patient.
1399
01:01:35,423 --> 01:01:37,841
Patient was uncontrollable
at scene
1400
01:01:37,842 --> 01:01:40,260
and actively fighting
the restraints.
1401
01:01:40,261 --> 01:01:42,220
Uh, blood pressure 172 over 100.
1402
01:01:42,221 --> 01:01:45,306
Seeking two milligrams
of atropine for sedation.
1403
01:01:45,307 --> 01:01:47,225
- Wait.
- Atropine?
1404
01:01:47,226 --> 01:01:48,852
Yeah, for sedation. Yes.
1405
01:01:48,853 --> 01:01:50,478
Atropine?
1406
01:01:50,479 --> 01:01:52,731
Do you mean Ativan?
1407
01:01:52,732 --> 01:01:55,484
Are you trying to kill
your patient, Paramedic Randy?
1408
01:01:56,068 --> 01:01:57,403
Fuck!
1409
01:01:57,903 --> 01:01:59,404
Ativan. Yes, Ativan.
1410
01:01:59,405 --> 01:02:01,406
Two milligrams for sedation.
1411
01:02:01,407 --> 01:02:04,117
Uh, ETA ten minutes.
1412
01:02:04,118 --> 01:02:05,535
Wonderful.
1413
01:02:05,536 --> 01:02:07,704
Try not to murder anyone
on the way.
1414
01:02:07,705 --> 01:02:09,039
Fuck.
1415
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,374
It had to be Serano. Fuck!
1416
01:02:27,099 --> 01:02:28,683
Shit! You scared me.
1417
01:02:28,684 --> 01:02:30,393
Oh, please.
1418
01:02:30,394 --> 01:02:31,937
Give me a fuckin' break.
1419
01:02:32,688 --> 01:02:35,899
Hey. You know, there are three
other hospitals in this area.
1420
01:02:35,900 --> 01:02:37,776
Why don't you drop your patients
in one of them, huh?
1421
01:02:37,777 --> 01:02:39,903
It's a busy night.
It's not up to me.
1422
01:02:42,031 --> 01:02:45,325
You take care of what,
one patient at a time?
1423
01:02:45,326 --> 01:02:48,704
I got 25 full beds in there, man.
1424
01:02:49,580 --> 01:02:51,832
I got a waiting room
with an eight-hour wait.
1425
01:02:53,084 --> 01:02:56,962
I got emergency codes going off
upstairs constantly.
1426
01:02:58,255 --> 01:03:01,549
I got an administration
that won't hire enough staff,
1427
01:03:01,550 --> 01:03:04,969
and simultaneously tell me
that I gotta be fuckin' nicer?
1428
01:03:04,970 --> 01:03:08,808
I gotta be nicer
and I gotta be faster.
1429
01:03:09,266 --> 01:03:12,143
This whole building
is on my shoulders, man.
1430
01:03:12,144 --> 01:03:15,981
And now, now I gotta take time
to fix your mistakes.
1431
01:03:17,066 --> 01:03:18,483
Well, I got a better idea.
1432
01:03:18,484 --> 01:03:20,443
Maybe you take
your bullshit patients
1433
01:03:20,444 --> 01:03:21,987
somewhere the fuck else.
1434
01:03:23,572 --> 01:03:26,825
Dr. Serano,
come to emergency, please.
1435
01:03:26,826 --> 01:03:28,827
Well, you'll excuse me.
1436
01:03:28,828 --> 01:03:31,163
I gotta go back
to never being done.
1437
01:03:36,544 --> 01:03:37,795
Alright, here we go.
1438
01:03:38,921 --> 01:03:40,213
- Let's go.
- Watch this.
1439
01:03:40,214 --> 01:03:42,298
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Can you handle the heat?
1440
01:03:42,299 --> 01:03:44,093
I got it, playboy. Come on, now.
1441
01:03:44,885 --> 01:03:46,553
Oh!
1442
01:03:50,266 --> 01:03:51,975
- Whoo!
- Oh, yeah?
1443
01:03:51,976 --> 01:03:54,352
- That's not a home run.
- That's a home run, man.
1444
01:03:54,353 --> 01:03:56,271
You didn't even make it
to the sidewalk.
1445
01:03:56,272 --> 01:03:57,564
Went right over your head.
1446
01:03:57,565 --> 01:04:00,150
The gutter is the home run line.
1447
01:04:00,151 --> 01:04:02,068
- That's bullshit.
- Oh, shit. That ain't bullshit.
1448
01:04:02,069 --> 01:04:03,319
That's a fuckin' home run.
1449
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:05,280
- Don't be a hater.
- Go get your ball.
1450
01:04:05,281 --> 01:04:07,282
- I'm up.
- No. No. What...
1451
01:04:07,283 --> 01:04:09,243
Know something?
This is crazy that this is...
1452
01:04:09,869 --> 01:04:12,245
We been doin' this silly shit
for three years now.
1453
01:04:12,246 --> 01:04:13,580
You gon' miss me?
1454
01:04:13,581 --> 01:04:14,749
Oh...
1455
01:04:15,249 --> 01:04:17,043
We're gonna see each other.
We'll hang out.
1456
01:04:17,752 --> 01:04:19,295
What you mean?
We don't hang out.
1457
01:04:19,879 --> 01:04:22,005
Yeah, we do.
What are we doin' right now?
1458
01:04:22,006 --> 01:04:23,590
Dude, this don't count.
We're at work.
1459
01:04:23,591 --> 01:04:25,341
- This is fun, it's friendship.
- This is work.
1460
01:04:25,342 --> 01:04:27,886
- This is not hanging out.
- This is...
1461
01:04:27,887 --> 01:04:29,137
This is EMS shit, man.
1462
01:04:29,138 --> 01:04:30,472
I don't know shit about you.
1463
01:04:30,473 --> 01:04:32,057
We don't even talk like that.
1464
01:04:32,058 --> 01:04:33,475
What type of shit
you want me to ask?
1465
01:04:33,476 --> 01:04:35,268
Like, how's your mom doing?
Or...
1466
01:04:35,269 --> 01:04:37,103
if your lawn is being tended to.
1467
01:04:37,104 --> 01:04:39,022
If you have a lawn.
I don't even know...
1468
01:04:39,023 --> 01:04:41,734
My mom is dead
and I don't have a lawn.
1469
01:04:42,234 --> 01:04:44,236
And... I don't know. What else?
1470
01:04:45,154 --> 01:04:48,573
Goddamn, man.
We're just coworkers, man.
1471
01:04:48,574 --> 01:04:50,867
You act like I'm like
your best friend or something.
1472
01:04:53,496 --> 01:04:54,663
Come on.
1473
01:04:55,373 --> 01:04:56,373
Pfft.
1474
01:04:57,541 --> 01:05:00,460
- Oh, shit, I'm your best friend.
- Okay, who's up?
1475
01:05:00,461 --> 01:05:02,212
I have a lot of friends.
1476
01:05:02,213 --> 01:05:03,547
I have a lot of...
1477
01:05:04,298 --> 01:05:08,093
- lot of really... good friends.
- Medic 42, respond.
1478
01:05:08,094 --> 01:05:10,553
- Damnit. I'm his best friend.
- Medic 42 responding.
1479
01:05:10,554 --> 01:05:12,515
- That sucks.
- You're not my best friend!
1480
01:05:13,349 --> 01:05:15,058
- Jerry's my best friend.
- Who's Jerry?
1481
01:05:15,059 --> 01:05:17,228
- Who the fuck is Jerry?
- Jerry's my cousin.
1482
01:05:17,229 --> 01:05:19,250
UNTIL END OF SHIFT
1483
01:05:17,853 --> 01:05:19,229
He lives in Tempe.
1484
01:05:32,243 --> 01:05:33,703
That's why we don't run.
1485
01:05:40,376 --> 01:05:41,794
Excuse us. Comin' through.
1486
01:05:43,003 --> 01:05:45,131
Excuse us. Thank you.
1487
01:05:50,803 --> 01:05:52,095
What happened?
1488
01:05:52,096 --> 01:05:54,639
Hit with a line drive right in
the chest and passed out.
1489
01:05:52,875 --> 01:05:54,208
No, I'm his uncle.
1490
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:56,933
- I got it. Thank you.
- Are you his father?
1491
01:05:56,934 --> 01:05:58,435
No.
1492
01:05:58,436 --> 01:06:00,145
Uncle. Uh...
1493
01:06:00,146 --> 01:06:03,023
Uh, do you know if he has
any, uh, medical problems?
1494
01:06:00,166 --> 01:06:03,023
Do you know if the boy has any
illnesses or medical problems?
1495
01:06:03,024 --> 01:06:04,095
Uh, problemas...
1496
01:06:04,096 --> 01:06:05,208
Nothing that I know of.
1497
01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:09,165
His parents are at work.
I brought him here.
1498
01:06:09,166 --> 01:06:10,499
Can you save him?
1499
01:06:09,447 --> 01:06:11,239
Yeah, none that he knows.
1500
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:12,041
We're in. We'll help him.
1501
01:06:16,954 --> 01:06:18,121
Did the AED shock him?
1502
01:06:18,122 --> 01:06:19,497
Yeah, twice now.
1503
01:06:19,498 --> 01:06:21,541
- Did he wake up at all?
- No.
1504
01:06:21,542 --> 01:06:22,626
Let's hold CPR.
1505
01:06:30,009 --> 01:06:31,761
Okay, he's in V-fib.
1506
01:06:32,344 --> 01:06:34,137
Charging.
1507
01:06:34,138 --> 01:06:35,306
Okay. Clear.
1508
01:06:35,890 --> 01:06:37,390
- Clear.
- Clear.
1509
01:06:38,726 --> 01:06:40,519
Okay, Mike, continue CPR.
1510
01:06:42,563 --> 01:06:44,564
How long was he down
before you started CPR?
1511
01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:46,316
We thought he just had
the wind knocked out of him...
1512
01:06:46,317 --> 01:06:48,401
- Yeah, how long exactly?
- I don't know, maybe a minute.
1513
01:06:48,402 --> 01:06:49,904
Okay, that's good enough.
1514
01:06:52,323 --> 01:06:53,324
Ho! Ho! Ho!
1515
01:06:55,326 --> 01:06:56,326
We have a pulse.
1516
01:06:59,541 --> 01:07:00,416
His name is Vicente.
1517
01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:02,499
- My chest hurts.
- Oh. Hey-hey, buddy.
1518
01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,542
- What's his name?
- Vicente.
1519
01:07:04,543 --> 01:07:06,586
Vicente, hey. My name's Randy,
1520
01:07:06,587 --> 01:07:08,631
and we're gonna be
taking care of you, okay?
1521
01:07:57,888 --> 01:07:59,389
Hey, spike that for me?
1522
01:07:59,390 --> 01:08:01,307
Get a blood pressure.
1523
01:08:01,308 --> 01:08:02,852
Am I gonna die?
1524
01:08:03,936 --> 01:08:05,270
We're gonna do everything
in our power
1525
01:08:05,271 --> 01:08:06,813
to make sure
that doesn't happen.
1526
01:08:06,814 --> 01:08:08,357
Alright?
1527
01:08:09,358 --> 01:08:10,900
My chest hurts.
1528
01:08:10,901 --> 01:08:13,361
There's no easy way
to say this, Vicente.
1529
01:08:13,362 --> 01:08:15,070
Your heart got hit
with a baseball
1530
01:08:15,071 --> 01:08:17,824
and it stopped.
That's why your chest hurts.
1531
01:08:17,825 --> 01:08:21,244
In the exact millisecond,
your heart got hit
1532
01:08:21,245 --> 01:08:22,578
just as it was contracting.
1533
01:08:22,579 --> 01:08:24,998
It's like the ball reached out
1534
01:08:24,999 --> 01:08:27,043
and sucker-punched your heart.
1535
01:08:27,877 --> 01:08:29,502
It's a one-in-a-million chance.
1536
01:08:29,503 --> 01:08:32,797
And as a matter of fact,
after all this,
1537
01:08:32,798 --> 01:08:35,426
I would go buy a lottery ticket
if I were you.
1538
01:08:36,843 --> 01:08:39,136
So... am I gonna die?
1539
01:08:39,137 --> 01:08:42,599
You're with us now, and our job
is to keep you healthy.
1540
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:46,227
Okay? So just lie there
and relax.
1541
01:08:46,812 --> 01:08:48,064
BP's 90 over 60.
1542
01:08:48,898 --> 01:08:50,648
Okay. That's not a bad start.
1543
01:08:50,649 --> 01:08:51,815
You're gonna feel
a little sting.
1544
01:08:51,816 --> 01:08:53,525
Gonna get an IV started.
1545
01:08:53,526 --> 01:08:55,945
One, two, three.
1546
01:08:56,614 --> 01:08:57,614
Okay.
1547
01:08:58,908 --> 01:09:01,577
Now... you having
any trouble breathing?
1548
01:09:02,453 --> 01:09:04,872
A little. My chest hurts.
1549
01:09:05,956 --> 01:09:07,623
Any pain anywhere else?
1550
01:09:07,624 --> 01:09:09,626
No. Not really.
1551
01:09:09,627 --> 01:09:11,543
You have any medical problems?
1552
01:09:11,544 --> 01:09:13,922
- No.
- On any meds? Any allergies?
1553
01:09:13,923 --> 01:09:15,465
- No.
- No? Okay.
1554
01:09:15,466 --> 01:09:17,551
- How old are you again?
- Eleven.
1555
01:09:18,302 --> 01:09:20,052
- Are you married?
- What?
1556
01:09:20,053 --> 01:09:21,846
- No.
- I get it.
1557
01:09:21,847 --> 01:09:24,099
You're not ready to settle.
You wanna play the field.
1558
01:09:24,100 --> 01:09:25,684
You wanna keep
your options open.
1559
01:09:25,685 --> 01:09:27,686
That commitment is scary.
1560
01:09:27,687 --> 01:09:29,938
I get it. I'm with you.
Pound it.
1561
01:09:29,939 --> 01:09:31,440
Boom.
1562
01:09:32,024 --> 01:09:35,486
I'm gonna call the hospital.
You just lie there and relax.
1563
01:09:36,236 --> 01:09:38,196
So... am I gonna die?
1564
01:09:44,704 --> 01:09:46,163
You're gonna be alright.
1565
01:09:47,539 --> 01:09:49,123
Promise.
1566
01:09:53,504 --> 01:09:55,046
County ER, Medic 42.
1567
01:09:55,047 --> 01:09:57,465
Medic 42,
this is County. Go ahead.
1568
01:09:57,466 --> 01:10:00,760
County, Medic 42
en route to your facility
1569
01:10:00,761 --> 01:10:03,513
emergent with 11-year-old
patient post-cardiac arrest
1570
01:10:03,514 --> 01:10:05,473
due to a baseball to the chest.
1571
01:10:05,474 --> 01:10:07,475
Patient was down
for approximately a minute
1572
01:10:07,476 --> 01:10:08,852
before receiving CPR.
1573
01:10:08,853 --> 01:10:11,438
Two shocks by AED, one by me.
1574
01:10:11,439 --> 01:10:12,939
Patient is in sinus tach.
1575
01:10:12,940 --> 01:10:15,734
Conscious, alert,
oriented times three.
1576
01:10:15,735 --> 01:10:17,402
Blood pressure 90 over 60.
1577
01:10:17,403 --> 01:10:19,738
ETA approximately seven minutes.
1578
01:10:19,739 --> 01:10:21,407
County copies.
1579
01:10:21,824 --> 01:10:23,367
Medic 42 clear.
1580
01:10:23,951 --> 01:10:26,662
Hey, Vicente. So you're quite
the baseball player, huh?
1581
01:10:27,747 --> 01:10:29,267
What position do they
have you playing?
1582
01:10:29,999 --> 01:10:31,959
My chest...
1583
01:10:33,335 --> 01:10:35,045
I feel funny.
1584
01:10:38,049 --> 01:10:39,215
Start CPR.
1585
01:10:42,803 --> 01:10:43,803
Charging.
1586
01:10:46,348 --> 01:10:48,058
- Clear.
- Clear.
1587
01:10:48,059 --> 01:10:49,768
Clear.
1588
01:10:54,231 --> 01:10:57,734
County ER, Medic 42.
1589
01:10:57,735 --> 01:10:59,361
Medic 42, go ahead.
1590
01:10:59,362 --> 01:11:01,863
Patient is back
in cardiac arrest.
1591
01:11:01,864 --> 01:11:03,448
Uh, ETA two minutes.
1592
01:11:10,122 --> 01:11:12,499
- What do you need?
- Let's get him outta here.
1593
01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:13,793
- You stay in.
- Comin' out.
1594
01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:17,421
Okay, we're good.
1595
01:11:17,838 --> 01:11:19,923
- Comin' through.
- Comin'. Excuse us.
1596
01:11:19,924 --> 01:11:22,300
- Watch out.
- What was his last pressure?
1597
01:11:22,301 --> 01:11:26,179
90 over 60. Pulse 110.
About 20 breaths a minute.
1598
01:11:26,180 --> 01:11:28,556
He was fine and then
just went right back into V-fib.
1599
01:11:28,557 --> 01:11:30,475
Uh, 11-year-old child, male,
1600
01:11:30,476 --> 01:11:32,268
hit in the chest
with a baseball.
1601
01:11:32,269 --> 01:11:34,479
Was down for about a minute
before they started CPR.
1602
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:35,772
Shocked three times,
1603
01:11:35,773 --> 01:11:37,357
became alert and conscious
three times.
1604
01:11:37,358 --> 01:11:39,150
Went back into V-fib,
he was defibbed at 200.
1605
01:11:39,151 --> 01:11:41,194
One milligram of epi,
shocked again,
1606
01:11:41,195 --> 01:11:42,862
second milligram of epi.
1607
01:11:42,863 --> 01:11:44,364
He's currently asystolic.
1608
01:11:44,365 --> 01:11:46,241
- Do we have a name?
- Vicente.
1609
01:11:46,242 --> 01:11:48,868
That-that's all we...
That's all we have is Vicente.
1610
01:11:48,869 --> 01:11:51,455
You got half a name? Great work.
1611
01:12:08,764 --> 01:12:09,764
Hey.
1612
01:12:10,725 --> 01:12:13,185
Thought you'd wanna know.
Your patient didn't make it.
1613
01:12:16,814 --> 01:12:18,189
Thanks, Colette.
1614
01:12:21,235 --> 01:12:22,695
Yeah, that sucks.
1615
01:12:24,155 --> 01:12:25,823
You were great with him, Randy.
1616
01:12:30,745 --> 01:12:32,162
No, I wasn't.
1617
01:12:32,163 --> 01:12:33,955
Yeah... You were.
1618
01:12:33,956 --> 01:12:35,165
You didn't make
a single mistake.
1619
01:12:35,166 --> 01:12:36,249
It's not your fault.
1620
01:12:36,250 --> 01:12:37,792
You did nothing wrong.
1621
01:12:37,793 --> 01:12:39,211
I made a big fucking mistake.
1622
01:12:40,838 --> 01:12:42,965
I told a boy he was gonna live
and he died.
1623
01:12:43,716 --> 01:12:46,009
It's a rookie fucking move,
and I knew better.
1624
01:12:46,010 --> 01:12:48,928
But Goddamnit, he just kept...
1625
01:12:48,929 --> 01:12:51,766
asking... and asking.
1626
01:12:55,061 --> 01:12:56,187
That boy died...
1627
01:12:57,229 --> 01:12:58,731
thinking I was gonna save him.
1628
01:13:00,024 --> 01:13:02,276
I have to live with that
for the rest of my life.
1629
01:13:03,569 --> 01:13:05,070
And that's...
1630
01:13:05,071 --> 01:13:06,571
why we build a wall.
1631
01:13:06,572 --> 01:13:07,739
Not to keep people out
1632
01:13:07,740 --> 01:13:09,491
but to keep shit like that
inside.
1633
01:13:31,347 --> 01:13:33,140
This job breaks everybody.
1634
01:13:40,356 --> 01:13:42,399
All we wanna do
is save your life.
1635
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:44,651
Oh! Shit!
1636
01:13:47,530 --> 01:13:49,155
Some of you...
1637
01:13:49,156 --> 01:13:50,950
don't make it easy.
1638
01:13:53,911 --> 01:13:55,829
You should be dead
five times over...
1639
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,209
but no matter how many times
1640
01:14:01,210 --> 01:14:02,753
you brush with death...
1641
01:14:04,755 --> 01:14:06,632
you refuse to die.
1642
01:14:07,967 --> 01:14:08,967
Respect.
1643
01:14:11,053 --> 01:14:13,471
Others of you,
we do everything right...
1644
01:14:14,765 --> 01:14:16,307
and you die on us anyway.
1645
01:14:16,308 --> 01:14:17,600
What the fuck?
1646
01:14:17,601 --> 01:14:19,395
We see you struggling.
1647
01:14:19,979 --> 01:14:22,105
They can't deny you service...
1648
01:14:22,106 --> 01:14:23,857
but they can bankrupt you.
1649
01:14:23,858 --> 01:14:26,192
- Wait. Who had the blister?
- She did.
1650
01:14:26,193 --> 01:14:27,444
You? Okay.
1651
01:14:27,445 --> 01:14:30,113
We carry you on our backs,
1652
01:14:30,114 --> 01:14:32,240
every one of us,
1653
01:14:32,241 --> 01:14:35,744
and you crush us a little more
every day
1654
01:14:35,745 --> 01:14:38,664
until you grind us down
to a nub.
1655
01:14:40,541 --> 01:14:42,500
This is all part of the job,
1656
01:14:42,501 --> 01:14:43,918
so you deal with it.
1657
01:14:43,919 --> 01:14:46,087
You compartmentalize it.
1658
01:14:46,088 --> 01:14:48,757
You eat shit and shove it
down, down, down,
1659
01:14:48,758 --> 01:14:51,301
until one day you wake up
and you say,
1660
01:14:51,302 --> 01:14:52,302
you know what?
1661
01:14:55,431 --> 01:14:56,640
Fuck the patients.
1662
01:14:58,601 --> 01:14:59,976
Fuck the nurses.
1663
01:15:01,354 --> 01:15:02,730
Fuck the doctors.
1664
01:15:05,107 --> 01:15:07,526
Fuck this ratty-ass hospital!
1665
01:15:10,529 --> 01:15:12,865
Fuck all the blood
and shit and puke.
1666
01:15:14,950 --> 01:15:16,786
Fuck your documentation!
1667
01:15:17,453 --> 01:15:19,204
Fuck the fakers.
1668
01:15:19,205 --> 01:15:21,206
Fuck the bullshit calls.
1669
01:15:21,207 --> 01:15:22,957
Fuck every shoplifter
who got caught
1670
01:15:22,958 --> 01:15:24,668
and pretended to pass out.
1671
01:15:25,836 --> 01:15:27,545
Ah! Ah!
1672
01:15:27,546 --> 01:15:29,005
- Come on.
- Get up.
1673
01:15:29,006 --> 01:15:31,132
Fuck the fire department.
1674
01:15:31,133 --> 01:15:32,926
Fuck the PD.
1675
01:15:32,927 --> 01:15:35,387
I know my rights.
I know my rights!
1676
01:15:35,388 --> 01:15:38,598
Fuck every 2:00 a.m. drunk
who think they know the law.
1677
01:15:38,599 --> 01:15:42,143
Fuck the bystanders,
the rubberneckers,
1678
01:15:42,144 --> 01:15:44,063
the lookie-loos.
1679
01:15:47,149 --> 01:15:48,234
Fuck the dead ones.
1680
01:15:48,693 --> 01:15:49,776
Fuck the live ones.
1681
01:15:49,777 --> 01:15:51,528
Fuck this bullshit pay.
1682
01:15:51,529 --> 01:15:53,655
Fuck me! Fuck you!
1683
01:15:53,656 --> 01:15:55,615
Fuck this job!
1684
01:15:57,076 --> 01:15:58,785
Fuck everyone,
1685
01:15:58,786 --> 01:16:01,664
except the kid who just wanted
to play baseball.
1686
01:16:05,376 --> 01:16:06,752
Exit paperwork.
1687
01:16:07,503 --> 01:16:08,878
You don't have to sign it.
1688
01:16:22,601 --> 01:16:24,729
- I'm goin' home.
- Randy...
1689
01:16:25,438 --> 01:16:26,939
Please don't go out like this.
1690
01:16:28,733 --> 01:16:31,610
Just leaving without even
finishing your last shift?
1691
01:16:33,112 --> 01:16:34,947
Don't go out like a chump.
1692
01:17:08,022 --> 01:17:09,690
Mike, turn on the lights.
1693
01:17:12,109 --> 01:17:13,527
Randy, come on, now. You...
1694
01:17:14,987 --> 01:17:17,030
You know I can't do that
unless we get a call.
1695
01:17:17,031 --> 01:17:18,491
Come on, man.
1696
01:17:23,704 --> 01:17:24,913
Alright.
1697
01:17:24,914 --> 01:17:26,874
One last time.
1698
01:17:45,101 --> 01:17:47,728
Medic 42, emergency traffic.
1699
01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:50,563
- You gonna answer that?
- No.
1700
01:17:50,564 --> 01:17:52,440
Let another crew handle it.
Just...
1701
01:17:52,441 --> 01:17:54,484
You know what?
Drop me off at home.
1702
01:17:54,485 --> 01:17:56,945
What? Motherfucker,
I don't know where you live.
1703
01:17:56,946 --> 01:17:59,614
Medic 42, respond.
1704
01:18:01,701 --> 01:18:02,952
I'll get it.
1705
01:18:04,412 --> 01:18:05,955
This is Medic 42 responding.
1706
01:18:43,868 --> 01:18:46,870
Come on, man.
One more and you're done.
1707
01:18:56,839 --> 01:18:58,214
Hey, what the hell?!
1708
01:19:04,430 --> 01:19:07,348
Alright, you grab the stuff.
I'll check this out.
1709
01:19:08,392 --> 01:19:10,477
- What the hell?!
- I got you!
1710
01:19:10,478 --> 01:19:13,189
Where's PD
to control these assholes?
1711
01:19:20,780 --> 01:19:22,405
Oh, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
1712
01:19:22,406 --> 01:19:23,991
What the fuck?!
1713
01:19:29,372 --> 01:19:30,790
{\an8}That's not good.
1714
01:19:34,210 --> 01:19:35,210
Fuck.
1715
01:19:44,512 --> 01:19:46,263
All dead in here.
1716
01:19:47,390 --> 01:19:48,640
Watch your step.
1717
01:20:05,741 --> 01:20:06,866
She's got a pulse.
1718
01:20:06,867 --> 01:20:08,493
She's breathing.
1719
01:20:08,494 --> 01:20:10,036
Shallow and ragged.
1720
01:20:10,037 --> 01:20:11,622
- Hold C-spine.
- Okay.
1721
01:20:19,296 --> 01:20:20,839
Okay. Let's roll her on three.
1722
01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:23,216
One, two, three.
1723
01:20:46,782 --> 01:20:48,199
Grab the collar.
Keep her breathing.
1724
01:21:00,713 --> 01:21:01,756
Oh, lucky...
1725
01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:04,841
lucky baby.
1726
01:21:04,842 --> 01:21:07,385
How'd you get so lucky? Huh?
1727
01:21:07,386 --> 01:21:09,054
Okay.
1728
01:21:09,055 --> 01:21:11,973
It's okay.
1729
01:21:11,974 --> 01:21:14,934
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey. Oh!
1730
01:21:14,935 --> 01:21:16,728
You're a lucky baby.
1731
01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:39,584
Stop that car! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1732
01:21:39,585 --> 01:21:41,294
- Hey! Heads up! Heads up!
- Oh! Move!
1733
01:21:41,295 --> 01:21:43,463
Move!
1734
01:21:43,464 --> 01:21:44,756
Hey! Hey!
1735
01:21:44,757 --> 01:21:47,342
You almost killed us, asshole!
1736
01:21:49,637 --> 01:21:53,181
Hey, Jimmy. Take your truck,
park it perpendicular,
1737
01:21:53,182 --> 01:21:55,350
- block that ramp.
- Hold on. Wait. What?
1738
01:21:55,351 --> 01:21:57,268
Block off
the whole fuckin' freeway!
1739
01:21:57,269 --> 01:22:00,105
No one gets through!
1740
01:22:00,106 --> 01:22:01,356
Oh, shit.
1741
01:22:06,821 --> 01:22:09,824
County, Medic 42. Do you have
another unit incoming?
1742
01:22:10,658 --> 01:22:11,616
Negative.
1743
01:22:11,617 --> 01:22:13,243
Next available unit
is 15 minutes.
1744
01:22:13,244 --> 01:22:15,036
Want us to start a second unit?
1745
01:22:15,037 --> 01:22:16,997
Negative. We're taking
the baby with us.
1746
01:22:33,222 --> 01:22:34,848
- Good lung sounds.
- Good.
1747
01:22:34,849 --> 01:22:36,599
A crying baby is a healthy baby.
1748
01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:38,268
Alright, switch with me.
1749
01:22:38,269 --> 01:22:39,394
Your job is airway.
1750
01:22:39,395 --> 01:22:41,896
Keep her breathing at all costs.
1751
01:22:41,897 --> 01:22:43,441
Let's see if she takes an OPA.
1752
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:46,860
Yeah, she took it.
No gag reflex.
1753
01:22:46,861 --> 01:22:49,654
Mom's got a lot of rib fractures
and head lacs.
1754
01:22:49,655 --> 01:22:52,157
Oh, she's gagging on
the OPA, but it's intermittent.
1755
01:22:52,158 --> 01:22:54,117
- Should I take it out?
- Yeah, take it out.
1756
01:22:54,118 --> 01:22:55,870
She's had too much trauma
already.
1757
01:22:56,829 --> 01:22:59,040
Talk to her.
See if she can obey commands.
1758
01:23:00,124 --> 01:23:02,835
Miss, can you raise
your right arm, please?
1759
01:23:05,212 --> 01:23:07,464
Alright, not bad.
Hang on there, Mom.
1760
01:23:07,465 --> 01:23:09,215
Ma'am, you're in an ambulance.
1761
01:23:09,216 --> 01:23:11,760
You were in a pretty bad wreck.
We have your child. She's okay.
1762
01:23:11,761 --> 01:23:13,303
We're taking you
to the hospital.
1763
01:23:13,304 --> 01:23:14,929
County ER, this is Medic 42.
1764
01:23:14,930 --> 01:23:17,140
Incoming to your facility,
emergent with two patients.
1765
01:23:17,141 --> 01:23:19,809
One a Level I,
the other a stable pediatric.
1766
01:23:19,810 --> 01:23:21,811
Medic 42, be aware,
we're on diversion.
1767
01:23:21,812 --> 01:23:23,313
We've got way too many
patients here.
1768
01:23:23,314 --> 01:23:25,190
You'll have to take them
to the ER at University.
1769
01:23:25,191 --> 01:23:27,067
Uh, negative. Negative.
1770
01:23:27,068 --> 01:23:28,985
She will not make it
to University.
1771
01:23:28,986 --> 01:23:31,905
Listen up. Got an approximately
30-year-old female,
1772
01:23:31,906 --> 01:23:35,367
a head-on collision, ejection,
massive damage to vehicle.
1773
01:23:35,368 --> 01:23:37,577
What's their GCS?
1774
01:23:37,578 --> 01:23:39,954
Well, right now it's a 14,
but...
1775
01:23:39,955 --> 01:23:42,248
Your patient
doesn't meet Level I criteria.
1776
01:23:42,249 --> 01:23:43,458
Yes, she does!
1777
01:23:43,459 --> 01:23:45,543
We're gonna be there
in five minutes,
1778
01:23:45,544 --> 01:23:46,961
so just page out a team.
1779
01:23:46,962 --> 01:23:48,421
Negative, we are on diversion.
1780
01:23:48,422 --> 01:23:49,881
Do not come here, understand?
1781
01:23:49,882 --> 01:23:51,549
You need to reroute
to a different ER.
1782
01:23:51,550 --> 01:23:53,385
We are coming there
whether you like it or not!
1783
01:23:53,386 --> 01:23:54,594
So get ready for us!
1784
01:24:05,856 --> 01:24:07,190
- Hey, Astor?
- Yeah?
1785
01:24:07,191 --> 01:24:08,400
- Wanna take that baby?
- Got it.
1786
01:24:08,401 --> 01:24:09,819
Meet us inside?
1787
01:24:10,945 --> 01:24:12,362
Medic 42. What bay?
1788
01:24:12,363 --> 01:24:13,863
Two. But they're not happy.
1789
01:24:13,864 --> 01:24:15,532
Serano's on the warpath.
1790
01:24:15,533 --> 01:24:17,076
No one is happy.
1791
01:24:18,536 --> 01:24:20,829
No. No. No.
1792
01:24:20,830 --> 01:24:22,747
- Stop.
- No, no, no. Doctor, listen.
1793
01:24:22,748 --> 01:24:24,416
- This is a 30-something...
- No!
1794
01:24:24,417 --> 01:24:26,084
- A head-on collision.
- No. No. No.
1795
01:24:26,085 --> 01:24:27,544
The four other passengers
are DOA.
1796
01:24:27,545 --> 01:24:29,254
She is not a Level I criteria.
1797
01:24:29,255 --> 01:24:32,757
Do you have any idea how
expensive a Level I criteria is?
1798
01:24:32,758 --> 01:24:34,509
Any idea, you idiot?
1799
01:24:34,510 --> 01:24:36,428
Okay! This patient meets
all Level I criteria.
1800
01:24:36,429 --> 01:24:38,054
She's not even intubated!
1801
01:24:38,055 --> 01:24:40,140
You got her bagged?
What the hell is that?
1802
01:24:40,141 --> 01:24:42,642
This patient is dying, asshole!
1803
01:24:42,643 --> 01:24:44,310
- Now listen to my report!
- Asshole?
1804
01:24:44,311 --> 01:24:45,937
How 'bout fuck you, asshole!
1805
01:24:45,938 --> 01:24:48,148
- Come on! Come on!
- Shit.
1806
01:24:48,149 --> 01:24:51,359
I will be happy to kick your ass
and put you in a bed next to her
1807
01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:52,861
but you need to listen
to my report!
1808
01:24:52,862 --> 01:24:55,530
How 'bout this? Instead
I call your supervisor,
1809
01:24:55,531 --> 01:24:57,366
we settle this right now.
1810
01:24:58,200 --> 01:25:00,369
Who the fuck do you think
you are?
1811
01:25:04,290 --> 01:25:05,290
Excuse me?
1812
01:25:05,833 --> 01:25:07,625
- Who are you?
- This patient just went apneic
1813
01:25:07,626 --> 01:25:10,045
three times with no gag reflex
on the way to the hospital.
1814
01:25:10,046 --> 01:25:11,171
She's got a skull fracture.
1815
01:25:11,172 --> 01:25:12,756
She meets all Level I criteria.
1816
01:25:12,757 --> 01:25:14,299
Because last time I checked,
1817
01:25:14,300 --> 01:25:16,384
when a patient goes apneic
with no gag,
1818
01:25:16,385 --> 01:25:19,262
their GCS goes down to three.
Right?
1819
01:25:19,263 --> 01:25:21,639
And I just watched
this paramedic fight like hell
1820
01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:23,975
to save this woman's life
while caring for her child
1821
01:25:23,976 --> 01:25:26,811
and dodging incoming traffic
at the same fucking time!
1822
01:25:26,812 --> 01:25:29,105
And all I see you doing
is standing there,
1823
01:25:29,106 --> 01:25:31,816
like a fucking asshole,
with your dick in your hand,
1824
01:25:31,817 --> 01:25:33,902
arguing with him
about this patient
1825
01:25:33,903 --> 01:25:34,986
who is dying!
1826
01:25:34,987 --> 01:25:36,781
Your patient!
1827
01:25:38,908 --> 01:25:40,408
And if you refuse to treat her,
1828
01:25:40,409 --> 01:25:42,244
you'll lose
your goddamn license.
1829
01:25:46,290 --> 01:25:47,333
Who are you?
1830
01:25:49,585 --> 01:25:51,796
I'm Dr. Romero.
I'm your new resident.
1831
01:25:54,298 --> 01:25:55,591
Oh, shit.
1832
01:25:59,678 --> 01:26:03,015
Well, Dr. Romero...
1833
01:26:05,184 --> 01:26:06,811
I look forward
to working with you.
1834
01:26:08,604 --> 01:26:10,189
We're gonna have so much fun.
1835
01:26:11,273 --> 01:26:12,774
Get the patient.
1836
01:26:18,072 --> 01:26:20,240
O-Okay, look.
1837
01:26:20,241 --> 01:26:23,244
You mean to tell me
you're a doctor?
1838
01:26:24,912 --> 01:26:26,997
Resident, but yeah.
1839
01:26:27,581 --> 01:26:29,499
But you told us
you were a paramedic.
1840
01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:31,710
No, I-I didn't. You said that.
1841
01:26:31,711 --> 01:26:33,254
I just didn't correct you.
1842
01:26:33,879 --> 01:26:35,880
Um... I never said that.
1843
01:26:35,881 --> 01:26:38,842
You... That's what you said
when we first met you.
1844
01:26:38,843 --> 01:26:41,803
No. Why would I?
I'm a doctor, not a paramedic.
1845
01:26:41,804 --> 01:26:44,222
Hey, Dr. What's-your-face.
1846
01:26:44,223 --> 01:26:46,517
Grab a bedpan and come with me.
1847
01:26:48,561 --> 01:26:50,438
We're gonna have so much fun!
1848
01:26:53,566 --> 01:26:56,110
- Hmm.
- Whoa.
1849
01:26:57,486 --> 01:26:58,863
That's, uh...
1850
01:27:00,322 --> 01:27:01,782
Huh.
1851
01:27:08,706 --> 01:27:09,873
Hey.
1852
01:27:09,874 --> 01:27:11,374
Good news:
1853
01:27:11,375 --> 01:27:12,835
Patient's gonna live.
1854
01:27:14,003 --> 01:27:15,920
I mean, usually once
we drop 'em off
1855
01:27:15,921 --> 01:27:18,132
it's not our problem anymore.
But, um...
1856
01:27:19,008 --> 01:27:20,884
But it's good to, um,
1857
01:27:20,885 --> 01:27:23,054
it's good to know
she-she made it, you know?
1858
01:27:23,721 --> 01:27:25,014
Yeah.
1859
01:27:26,432 --> 01:27:28,267
Way to, uh, throw yourself
under the bus...
1860
01:27:29,018 --> 01:27:30,352
doctor.
1861
01:27:30,353 --> 01:27:32,979
Serano's gonna make your life
a living hell.
1862
01:27:32,980 --> 01:27:34,606
I know.
1863
01:27:34,607 --> 01:27:36,859
I never wanna be
that kind of surgeon.
1864
01:27:39,028 --> 01:27:40,613
Thanks for the coffee, doc.
1865
01:27:56,879 --> 01:27:58,172
She should have died.
1866
01:27:59,715 --> 01:28:01,425
She would have died in my care.
1867
01:28:03,803 --> 01:28:06,764
Right now, I'd be telling that
family that their mom is dead.
1868
01:28:11,894 --> 01:28:13,645
You know, I thought
I'd come out here today
1869
01:28:13,646 --> 01:28:15,439
and I'd meet the paramedics
and...
1870
01:28:16,357 --> 01:28:18,859
see what you do, how you work.
1871
01:28:22,405 --> 01:28:24,073
And I know you're sick
of your job.
1872
01:28:24,990 --> 01:28:26,282
I know you're burnt out.
1873
01:28:26,283 --> 01:28:28,369
I know you think
you don't make a difference.
1874
01:28:30,162 --> 01:28:31,789
But you made a difference today.
1875
01:28:32,540 --> 01:28:34,166
You did.
1876
01:28:35,626 --> 01:28:37,253
You saved her life.
1877
01:28:39,672 --> 01:28:41,298
And you saved her family.
1878
01:28:46,262 --> 01:28:48,222
You're the kind of doctor
I want to be.
1879
01:28:51,892 --> 01:28:53,310
Not a doctor.
1880
01:28:54,478 --> 01:28:55,563
Well...
1881
01:28:56,856 --> 01:28:58,274
if I ever need saving...
1882
01:29:00,443 --> 01:29:02,486
God, I hope it's you
that shows up.
1883
01:29:34,435 --> 01:29:36,020
Hey, one of those is for Mike.
1884
01:29:39,231 --> 01:29:40,524
Not anymore.
1885
01:30:15,393 --> 01:30:16,935
That is a gift from the crews.
1886
01:30:16,936 --> 01:30:18,478
This is breakfast, on us.
1887
01:30:18,479 --> 01:30:20,105
Dispatch and the crews
chipped in after they heard
1888
01:30:20,106 --> 01:30:22,023
you told Dr. Serano
to go fuck himself.
1889
01:30:22,024 --> 01:30:24,443
So this is a retirement gift.
1890
01:30:25,653 --> 01:30:26,653
Wow.
1891
01:30:27,697 --> 01:30:28,697
Come on.
1892
01:30:29,740 --> 01:30:31,492
Aw.
1893
01:30:32,702 --> 01:30:35,371
Now, get out of my substation, civilian.
1894
01:31:01,897 --> 01:31:03,399
Keep your password safe.
1895
01:31:04,066 --> 01:31:06,276
If you have any trouble at all,
call IT right away.
1896
01:31:06,277 --> 01:31:09,446
If you have any trouble
with them, call me right away.
1897
01:31:09,447 --> 01:31:10,864
Okay.
1898
01:31:10,865 --> 01:31:12,866
Alright. Uh, now, to access
1899
01:31:12,867 --> 01:31:15,285
the forms
for the preauthorization...
1900
01:31:22,376 --> 01:31:24,378
You guys ever see anyone
choke to death?
1901
01:31:25,046 --> 01:31:26,921
You get the fist
like right under here,
1902
01:31:26,922 --> 01:31:29,132
and then it's just
straight back.
1903
01:31:29,133 --> 01:31:30,843
Ha!
1904
01:31:33,345 --> 01:31:35,346
Drowning's the worst way to go.
1905
01:31:35,347 --> 01:31:36,890
Absolute worst way to go.
1906
01:31:36,891 --> 01:31:38,100
Best way to die?
1907
01:31:39,018 --> 01:31:40,311
Decapitation.
1908
01:31:51,822 --> 01:31:53,449
What are you still doin' here?
1909
01:31:54,742 --> 01:31:56,535
Oh. Is that it?
1910
01:31:58,621 --> 01:31:59,579
That's it.
1911
01:31:59,580 --> 01:32:00,830
Come on. Let's get outta here.
1912
01:32:00,831 --> 01:32:01,999
Uh...
1913
01:33:09,734 --> 01:33:11,235
Hi.
1914
01:33:13,779 --> 01:33:16,364
So...
1915
01:33:16,365 --> 01:33:19,826
Well, as it turns out...
1916
01:33:19,827 --> 01:33:23,205
your close-out paperwork
was never properly...
1917
01:33:24,290 --> 01:33:25,416
filed.
1918
01:33:31,005 --> 01:33:32,506
- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
1919
01:33:33,799 --> 01:33:35,925
Hey, uh, maybe I could...
1920
01:33:35,926 --> 01:33:37,386
thank you properly sometime.
1921
01:33:38,596 --> 01:33:39,638
Take you out for lunch.
1922
01:33:44,310 --> 01:33:45,310
Alright.
1923
01:33:48,022 --> 01:33:51,317
And, uh, you will be in truck 42
with Mike today.
1924
01:33:54,236 --> 01:33:56,781
Hey, Randy!
1925
01:34:06,374 --> 01:34:09,667
That's right. That's right.
1926
01:34:09,668 --> 01:34:11,211
Listen, man. Uh...
1927
01:34:11,212 --> 01:34:13,171
You gotta let me drive this one.
1928
01:34:13,172 --> 01:34:14,381
- Nope.
- Mike.
1929
01:34:14,382 --> 01:34:16,341
Not a chance.
You know the rules.
1930
01:34:16,342 --> 01:34:17,968
Okay? I wheel, you heal.
1931
01:34:18,761 --> 01:34:21,304
Come on, now.
Ain't shit changed.
1932
01:34:21,305 --> 01:34:24,100
"Let me drive this one."
1933
01:34:25,142 --> 01:34:26,685
Yeah, the system
is still broken,
1934
01:34:26,686 --> 01:34:28,979
but what am I supposed to do,
quit trying?
1935
01:34:30,356 --> 01:34:31,898
I'm no hero.
1936
01:34:31,899 --> 01:34:34,734
But... the truth is...
1937
01:34:34,735 --> 01:34:37,947
I only feel alive
when you're about to die.
1938
01:34:37,948 --> 01:34:43,618
UNTIL END OF SHIFT
1939
01:34:43,619 --> 01:34:45,453
See you out there.
1940
01:34:47,415 --> 01:34:49,833
♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪
1941
01:34:49,834 --> 01:34:52,210
♪ From my part of town
all the way to yo' side ♪
1942
01:34:52,211 --> 01:34:54,587
♪ From the east to the west
From the right to the left ♪
1943
01:34:54,588 --> 01:34:57,382
♪ Only thing on our mind
is where to next? ♪
1944
01:34:57,383 --> 01:34:59,718
♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪
1945
01:34:59,719 --> 01:35:01,845
♪ From my part of town
all the way to yo' side ♪
1946
01:35:01,846 --> 01:35:04,514
♪ From the east to the west
From the right to the left ♪
1947
01:35:04,515 --> 01:35:06,933
♪ Only thing on our mind
is where to next? ♪
1948
01:35:06,934 --> 01:35:09,519
♪ You can jump inside of this
custom ride with tints ♪
1949
01:35:09,520 --> 01:35:12,230
♪ Candy apple
Touch of lime and mint ♪
1950
01:35:12,231 --> 01:35:14,733
♪ Bump some Isley hits
Crush so fine she sits ♪
1951
01:35:14,734 --> 01:35:17,277
♪ Front, my rider chick
Love my rider miss ♪
1952
01:35:17,278 --> 01:35:19,612
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Such a dime she is ♪
1953
01:35:19,613 --> 01:35:22,198
♪ Must remind 'em with
Trust she'll find some prints ♪
1954
01:35:22,199 --> 01:35:24,826
♪ Well, then she'll cuss,
get live, and flip ♪
1955
01:35:24,827 --> 01:35:27,120
♪ So don't touch nothing
besides the grips ♪
1956
01:35:27,121 --> 01:35:28,371
♪ Yeah ♪
1957
01:35:28,372 --> 01:35:29,539
♪ Don't discuss
what time it is ♪
1958
01:35:29,540 --> 01:35:31,041
♪ Just go shine the rims ♪
1959
01:35:31,042 --> 01:35:33,376
♪ Hypnotize them
when I roll through town ♪
1960
01:35:33,377 --> 01:35:35,754
♪ When you need a lift
I'ma hold you down ♪
1961
01:35:35,755 --> 01:35:37,213
♪ Can you picture this ♪
1962
01:35:37,214 --> 01:35:39,382
♪ Me in a photo You in a photo ♪
1963
01:35:39,383 --> 01:35:41,926
♪ Flyin' through the galaxy
Nowhere to go, though ♪
1964
01:35:41,927 --> 01:35:44,054
♪ Won't cost a dime
We can all afford ♪
1965
01:35:44,055 --> 01:35:46,806
♪ The fare on this ride
All aboard ♪
1966
01:35:46,807 --> 01:35:49,267
♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪
1967
01:35:49,268 --> 01:35:51,728
♪ From my part of town
all the way to yo' side ♪
1968
01:35:51,729 --> 01:35:54,064
♪ From the east to the west
From the right to the left ♪
1969
01:35:54,065 --> 01:35:56,399
♪ Only thing on our mind
is where to next? ♪
1970
01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:58,902
♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪
1971
01:35:58,903 --> 01:36:01,488
♪ From my part of town
all the way to yo' side ♪
1972
01:36:01,489 --> 01:36:04,074
♪ From the east to the west
From the right to the left ♪
1973
01:36:04,075 --> 01:36:07,077
♪ Only thing on our mind
is where to next? ♪
1974
01:36:07,078 --> 01:36:09,246
♪ Joy ♪
1975
01:36:10,998 --> 01:36:12,708
♪ Let's ride ♪