Like, like... - Like...Like...
I know you're, like, not into, like,
expressing your feelings or whatever, but, I mean...
You a man on a miss... Man on a miss...
I mean, you just keep it real with me.
'Cause, you hear me,
not everybody out here tryin' to get at you.
Ain't nobody after you, you feel me?
I just want you to keep it real with me.
- Look... - Look, look...
♪ Would you tell me if you fell in love? ♪
♪ If you caught these feelings ♪
♪ Would you tell me if you fell in love? ♪
♪ If you caught these feelings ♪
♪ Would you tell me if you fell in love? ♪
♪ If you caught these feelings ♪
♪ Would you tell me if you fell in love? ♪
♪ If you caught these feelings ♪
♪ Tell me, would you keep it real ♪
♪ If you were feeling this vibe? ♪
♪ Is you feeling what I'm feeling isn't feeling a lie? ♪
♪ You be tryin' to hold it in with every bit of your pride ♪
♪ And the niggas are tryin' but your feelings deny ♪
♪ I see you only fuck with niggas that be livin' a lie ♪
♪ They don't wanna be your man, but they be spendin' the night ♪
♪ Can I be the only one that put the niggas aside? ♪
♪ What you're feeling inside, am I given the time ♪
♪ 'Cause I want you ♪
♪ And you want me to mix the vodka and juice ♪
♪ Till we're faded ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm into you ♪
♪ I promise I would be your man if I could ♪
♪ Why you playin'? ♪
But I hope you enjoyed yourself tonight.
Yes, I did. I had a wonderful time.
I feel so comfortable with you.
You smell good, too.
It's the wine.
I dabbed my neck after you went to the bathroom.
See, you make me laugh,
and you are really, really hot.
I feel like I can be myself with you.
Like, I could be free.
Be you, baby.
I could really be me if we went back to my place.
Like I said, be you.
How you doing?
- I'm good. How are you? - I'm doing real good.
Glad you're here.
Glad to be here. Wasn't that, uh, your bedroom?
Yeah, it is, but this... is my special room.
- Uh, special room? - Mm-hmm.
What's--What's going on in here?
Babe, you said that you were into me.
I--I am. I am into you.
Not Bugs Bunny.
Uh, I'ma--I'ma go.
Just try one time.
Just one time.
I gotta go. You got the-- I gotta go.
I'll just put on the head.
I knew you couldn't hang.
♪ ...and I'm still fly ♪
♪ You hatin' on me ♪
♪ And that's no lie ♪
♪ Your car came with a key ♪
♪ Well, you tried ♪
♪ You's a lie, you's a lie Why you lie? ♪
♪ Back pockets so meek and I'm still fly ♪
♪ You hatin' on me ♪
♪ And that's no lie ♪
♪ Your car came with a key ♪
♪ Well, you tried ♪
♪ You's a lie, you's a lie Why you lie? ♪
♪ I'm too good I'm a bad chick ♪
Really, Blake?
In my house?
While I'm cooking your punk ass pancakes.
The fuck are you talking about?
How you gonna be texting another bitch in my house
while I'm cooking you pancakes?
This is my cousin,
and she's asking about her aunt, my mom,
to make sure that she's okay.
Why are you always trippin'?
Don't play with me, Blake.
And don't think I didn't realize
that you got a different brand of condoms, too.
Why do you want--
It's early.
You're delusional. I'm just gonna go.
Real--Blake, okay, baby, I'm sorry.
I just like don't like sharing you with nobody.
I don't even like sharing you
with that lady you call your mom.
Okay, just don't leave. Forgive me, please.
You said that last time, so no, actually.
Baby, I'm sorry.
- Get your ass off of me. - No, don't leave.
Get your ass off of me. Get your ass off of me.
♪ Come on, baby ♪
♪ You drive me ♪
That movie was everything. Lived up to the hype.
You know what?
We should go listen to all the New Edition albums.
I'm down.
♪ Vibe ♪
♪ She's got that vibe ♪
No, no, no. That's, um...
That's R. Kelly.
We just listened and watched the whole New Edition movie.
And you got that old-ass Kelly song.
- R. Kelly wasn't in that group. - No, he wasn't.
We got to update you with your R&B groups,
'cause you can't keep doing this.
- I thought-- - Oh, me.
Thank you, young man.
Thank you so much.
Has anyone ever told you you had such beautiful eyes?
- No, ma'am. - Well, you do.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- Take me home. - Why?
- Now. - For what?
How many times I have to tell you to stop disrespecting me?
Disres--I'm handing a bag to an elderly woman.
- I'm disrespecting you? - Mm-hmm.
She knows that I'm with you.
Everyone out here knows that I'm with you.
How am I disrespecting you?
I don't know why I invest time in you.
- I'm taking your ass home. - No, baby.
No.
That's the last straw. I'm done.
I always fall for your shit,
'cause--'cause you fine as hell.
But I can't keep going through this, Kayleigh.
I'm done for good now.
Bye.
Hey, baby. What's up? I was just thinking about you.
Yeah? I'm always thinking about you.
- Is that right? - Yeah, that's right.
So are you coming over later then?
- Is this evening good for you? - I'll be waiting.
I know this seems wrong.
I'm leaving Kayleigh's house and calling somebody else.
But Kayleigh little ass is too crazy for me.
She gonna have me in a hospital.
Now, LeAnn, on the other hand--
LeAnn is heaven sent.
Sweet, genuine. And the sex?
Okay.
♪ Are you down for me ♪
♪ Are you down for me ? ♪
I cannot believe I just slept in. Oh, my gosh.
I can feel the germs on my face multiplying by the second.
Look at my damn sheets. He was flying all over my room.
LeAnn, you cannot be letting these niggas
get you all fucked up like that.
Well, tell him to leave.
LeAnn says you got to go.
She doesn't let anybody sleep in her bed. Not even you.
LeAnn-- LeAnn, what's going on?
You still here? LeAnn says leave.
I'm sorry. I just thought--
Girl, he got you all messed up.
Germs multiplying by the second.
Oh, with his nasty ass.
Ooh.
Calendar. What do I--
I forgot that dinner meeting tomorrow.
Fuck. I don't have a date. Who am I gonna ask?
Man, I'm not trying to do that crazy shit
like I did last time.
Really quick.
Before dinner is served, I wanna take this time
to just say thank you all for meeting with me.
I know this business meeting has been a long time in the making,
but I am confident
that we are gonna have a bright future together.
So on behalf of our company,
it has been a pleasure working with you.
No, really, the pleasure is all ours, Blake.
During the negotiations, your team showed us what type
of company we would be in business with.
What I'm really trying to say here
is that we are just glad to be in good hands.
Good hands. Better than Allstate. Okay?
Okay, can we toast to that? Toast to--
In good hands. Okay. Mmm. Mmm!
Can't find one that's not crazy, man.
Shit stupid.
Hi, Ma.
Hey, baby, is that you?
Ma, it's too early. Are you okay?
Baby, it's only 10:03 in the morning.
I was just calling to say hi
and remind you that your best friend's wedding is coming up.
You know, he called me early this morning
and told me I didn't have to worry
about coming to the wedding
because he would send the car for me.
Ain't that nice of him?
God sure has his hands on that boy.
And his girl? Oh, she is so cute.
Speaking of, whatever happened to Kay--
Yeah. Kayleigh. And that's over with.
Oh, what'd you say, baby?
Over, Ma. She's out of her mind.
Hmm. Well, I'm praying for you.
By the way, when you're gonna start a family?
It would be very nice to have a young lady. Don't you wanna?
I wanna meet my special someone.
But I can't just choose anybody. I got to take my time.
I got to make sure they can handle my mama.
Don't be using me.
It'd be nice to have a daughter-in-law
since you done stop braiding hair.
Okay, so from now on, my first question is gonna be,
"Can you braid hair?"
Baby, you'd do that for me?
That's why I love you, Ma.
Hold on, Ma. I gotta take this call. I'm gonna call you back.
- All right, I love you. - I love you, too.
- What up, fool? - Bro.
You still don't have your tux yet?
And you need to RSVP your plus-one.
My wife not playing about that list.
Look, I don't want no problems before we officially marry.
Happy wife, happy life, you know what I'm saying?
Man, relax. I'm already fitted.
It's gonna be ready when it's ready.
You and your soon-to-be can just chill.
Cool, cool.
You still don't have a date yet, though.
All them fine-ass women you be playing with,
and you can't pick one?
Shut up. I'm actually about to go sign up my cousin Will now.
If you keep talking, he gonna be my plus-one.
I don't give a shit.
My almost wife has you down for a plus-one.
Look, don't mess up my almost happy home, man.
All right, whatever, fool. I'll talk to you later.
♪ Know that every L ain't a L It's a lesson ♪
♪ Life is just a balance of steaks and yams ♪
♪ Every day you wake up is another day ♪
Okay. Bruh got the clean car. Okay.
Gotta do it. Nah, it's clean. It's clean. Snap.
Let me know what's up.
No, no. No, I just know how to take care of my stuff.
You see? SO calm your ass down.
I'm just trying to be like you. Calm down.
You could. You could be like me
if you leave it alone.
Get back to your music and your beats and another one.
And another one. That could be you.
- You know what your problem is? - What's my problem?
- Corporate got you soft, cuz. - Okay.
What happened to Big Blake? Big B.
I'm still-- I'm still him. I am still him.
I know what you are.
♪ I don't wanna be a player no more ♪
♪ I'm not a player I just ♪
- You can stop singing. - No, I know. Not for real.
For real. I know the song for you, though.
- What is that? - ♪ You never try me ♪
♪ You stood right by me ♪
- People are looking at us. - ♪ Know the girl who Chinese ♪
♪ Smoke dope ♪ You know.
Do you wanna stay-- Do you wanna stay outside?
- Do you wanna stay outside? - But, look, no, seriously.
All I'm trying to say is,
keep messing with all them little uppity chicks,
and you see where that's getting you.
You see it?
I got a homegirl I know would be good for you.
- No. - For real.
No. I'm tired of guessing what's behind door number two
just to get a big zonk!
Sanoya, man.
Cuz, what the hell does that even mean?
It's this game show I watch.
When you get the answer wrong,
behind the door they just make this big "zonk."
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't even worry about it.
I get it. I get it. Don't worry about it.
But look, look, check this out.
What if I put you on with a couple of dates?
I bet you--I bet you find a girl you looking for.
'Cause, I mean, Clay party.
Whole entire party had shorties in there.
- They did. - You, on the other hand,
naked, nobody.
- I wasn't. - Lame.
- You was. - I wasn't trying.
Get in the car. I wasn't trying.
If I wanted to try, I would have had all of 'em.
All right, I'm lame.
Excuse me. I'm looking for--
Ooh.
Ooh. Okay.
Uh...Uh...
Ooh, Ooh. Okay.
I'ma--I'ma look this way.
But, anyway, it's really nice to be out of the house.
Thank you so much for bringing me.
This is really, um-- It's really nice.
We got real plates and everything. It's fancy.
Yeah. No. Nice rest--
- Sorry. I gotta take this. - Okay.
Why you keep calling my phone?
I ain't got to tell you nothing.
Yeah, right, okay. We'll see.
Who does he think he is? He can't tell me what to do.
I mean, you know what I'm tryin' to say, right? Jake.
Blake.
Anyway, he's always trying to control somebody.
- It's like, "I'm on a date." - You are.
Look, I'm not gonna be chasing your ass all over this city.
Why you keep putting people in my business?
Ain't nobody putting nobody in your business.
Look--
And I told that I'm on a break, so you can't tell me what to do
when I'm on a break, so--
Girl, grab your shit and let's go. Break over with.
I ain't finna be playing with your ass tonight.
He's always trying to tell somebody what to do.
- I see that. - It was nice meeting you.
- It was nice meet-- - Jake.
Blake, Blake, Blake. It's Blake.
Adios.
Ah! Uh! Ain't you Blake?
- Uh, yes. - Yes! Blake!
- How are you? - Okay. Nice to meet you.
- Please, have a seat. - Thank you.
- Will cousin. - Yeah.
I can't tell. But, okay, hey!
- So, um, you know my name. - Yes. Blake.
That's right. And you are...
So, I'm Jendra.
But it's Jenny, if I fucks with you, though.
Okay.
Oh.
Hey, um...
Well, Jendra.
No, no, no, no.
Jenny.
Thank you, sis.
Hmm.
I fucks with you.
- I fucks with you. - Awesome! Yeah!
Okay. I'ma--I'ma just-- I'ma go real quick.
- To the bathroom? - Yep. That--I'm go there.
- Okay! - Okay.
See you, boo!
Ooh, it's nice up in here.
What's this? Mmm.
Hmm.
Ooh.
I love scrimp! Oh, my God.
Where's the chef? Who did this?
Mmm-mmm-mmm. It is so--
Oh, my goodness. Sauce.
Mmm!
Oh, my God. This is so...
Ambience up in here.
It is--Ooh, y'all.
No. No, you ain't real, bro.
She can't even articulate a sentence.
I'm about to leave your friend.
Man, cuz, my auntie taught you way better than this.
Well, my aunt didn't teach you enough.
I'm-I'm done. I'm done, Will.
Cuz, with your crybaby ass.
Man, she'll a little sensitive.
I'll tell you what,
look, I'll call and pretend I'm a parole officer.
Parole--She went to jail?
Will. Will.
Mmm! Hmm.
Uh!
Hello.
I am at home.
Okay.
Mm-mmm.
Mmm! Mmm!
I don't care. I don't care.
I don't care.
Scrimps. She ate every scrimp.
Every single scrimp, she ate it.
No tip or anything.
Did you see the girl-- You didn't see her.
Blake?
Thank you.
Can I help you with something?
Can you?
Mel?
I'm used to fine women
making the first move or doing the first line,
so that's why--
I mean, it's okay. It's not gonna happen again.
If it happens again.
I just let the most beautiful girl walk out of my life.
I can't be your best man.
What the hell are you talking about anyway?
- I can't. - Look, Im'a help you out.
There's a young lady that rents a space from me.
Be perfect.
No. Will ass had me on some blind dates
with some terrible-ass women.
So now you comparing me to Will hood ass.
Look, she's a good one as far as I can tell.
Let me give you her number.
Okay. Okay. I'll be over there, but...
this crazy shit is getting on my nerves, bruh.
If she ain't like you say she is,
I'm quitting your wedding
and I'ma tell Tracy it was all your fault. Bye.
Damn, cuz.
You add some lyrics,
I'm telling you, we be on.
Some of the best shit I've made.
Yeah, that's hot, cuz.
"Yeah, that's hot, cuz." What? That's all you gonna say?
I just told you this is some of the best shit
I've ever made.
Damn. What--
Which one of these uppity chicken heads
got you in your feelings now, cuz?
Hey, but look, I can still call Jendra.
Should I say Jenny?
"If I fucks with you."
Whatever this shit is, it's worse than...
Okay, cuz, talk to me.
I bumped into this girl this morning.
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
Tried flirting with her. Nothing.
She gave me this fake-ass smile and then left.
Why are you laughing?
That's 'cause you lame, cuz.
Okay.
And you got soft. I've been telling you this.
No, that's not it. She was different.
She's...smoothed and she's genuine.
A natural beauty.
- Natural beauty? - Yes.
Natural beauty, my ass, cuz.
Once she take off them fake-ass lashes,
that fake-ass hair
and that casket-ready-ass makeup,
you're gonna wake up to some natural boo!
All right. I don't even know--
I don't know why I try with you. I really don't.
But that's on me.
I'm about to go into Clay's office.
He has some girl he want me to meet.
I don't know, but...
By the way, your beats were dope.
That's what I'm talking about.
Good. I'll catch up with you.
And look, tell bro good looking out
letting me get these out the way.
I got you.
Yo, yo, yo. What up? What up?
- What's going on? - How you feeling, bro?
I'm feeling good. How about you?
I'm straight. I didn't even think you were gonna show up.
I thought you were gonna fake me out.
Man, you got lucky with Tracy.
I'm just here to see if you got some good taste.
I did get lucky. I can't even argue with you on that one.
- You did. - I got lucky.
So let's hope that that luck rubs off on me.
- So let's see. - We'll see. Let's go see.
Come on. We'll see.
Great job.
Damn.
It happened again.
Excuse me.
Um, I've been thinking about it for a while,
and I know what you can help me with now.
And what would that be?
Allow me to take you out to lunch
to make up for making a fool out of myself earlier.
- Hmm. - Melanie, right?
I heard them say your name at the coffee shop.
Okay. So, after bumping into me "on accident"
at the coffee shop,
you decided to come to my job and stalk me?
I wonder what would happen if I let you take me to lunch.
Well, if I play my cards right, I won't have to stalk you.
I'm Blake.
I'm here to meet my buddy Clayton.
Well, Blake, you have a nice smile.
But I'm sure with a smile like that,
you can take a lot of ladies to lunch.
Smooth. Real smooth, bro.
I see why you ain't got a date to my wedding.
It's not high school.
You got to put some work in for the real ones, bro.
You sad, man.
You sad.
Clayton is right.
High school was such a breeze.
Like, being a star football player,
it had its benefits.
I would just walk into a room and women flocked to me.
And seeing that I was playing football
and the student body president in college,
I didn't have no problem there either.
But in college, the women were, um--
They were pretty crazy. It was--It was weird.
Um, but this one, she, uh--
she got my attention.
So, big-time account executive.
I guess you don't need protection anymore for yourself.
I guess the biggest thing is bowing at the copier machine.
As long as I know number seven, I'm gonna be all right.
Looks like these guys don't need number seven.
And I see you still keeping tabs
on your old students, huh?
I always keep in touch with all my students,
especially ones that date crazy women.
Um, for a lack of a better word.
Yeah. Quasinum, I've done some insurance since I've been gone,
and believe it or not, I think I'm done with crazy.
I just can't seem to stop attracting them.
Son, I've been doing this a long time.
Martial arts is like life.
And that's what I teach-- life skills.
And in order for you to move forward
and to get away from crazy,
you have to sometimes look at the reflection in the mirror.
You may not like what you see.
Quasinum, you always got some deep knowledge to share.
It's probably why I made it through college.
- That's why you owe me. - Of course. Next round.
- I got you. - For real this time.
I got you. I got you.
All right. That's what they all say.
Well, I mean that, though. It's not gonna happen tomorrow.
Yo, I told you Mel was nice, bro.
She ain't crazy like the other ones.
You think you can handle that?
I've been thinking about it, and, yes, she is nice.
I--I'm so ready to leave crazy behind, man.
Yeah, and you got to be tired
making sure ain't nobody left no panties behind.
You are right about that.
I should probably double-check when I get home.
Check all the drawers.
Check under the bed, too. They sneaky like that.
Yeah, you got to get right so I can find Mrs. Right.
Keep saying corny shit like that,
only thing you're gonna get is Ms. Wrong.
Okay,
Now that you got her attention,
what you gonna do?
I can't keep holding your hand, bro.
Okay, Mr. Lucky, take it easy. I just gotta...
think outside the box.
All right.
♪ Let's go Let's make a move ♪
♪ I'm in my zone Nigga's in school ♪
♪ Head of the class Can't be stupid ♪
♪ I'm in my bag My nigga, I'm Gucci ♪
♪ I like the price on a new whip ♪
♪ Big rim with the glow drip ♪
♪ I ride like a motherfuckin' starship ♪
♪ Gassed up for the long trip ♪
♪ I got the juice I got, got a new groove ♪
Okay, now it's official.
You're stalking me, or is it somebody else?
- Excuse me? - Yeah.
I got that letter that you left on my car.
It's very cute, but it was addressed to a "Maloney."
My stalking skills are a little lame,
but I didn't think hiding behind a bush
and speaking through it was, like, your speed, so...
- Okay. - But my spelling is on point.
- That letter was for you. - Hmm.
It must have got wet or something.
Just on the "A."
Yeah, it'd be raining and one spot out here is crazy.
Okay.
It's a little too late for lunch,
so how about I take you to get a smoothie?
It's a joint a couple of blocks down.
- What happened to lunch? - You blew that.
Actually, you gotta work your way back to that.
Oh, that's crazy, because I was gonna say the same for you.
- And that is? - You haven't really worked
your way up to a smoothie.
- Oh. Is that right? - Mm-hmm.
- You didn't clean it? - Mm-hmm.
I can't tell, 'cause it's, like, everywhere.
You wanna fix that.
That's not really smoothie worthy either, you know.
Hello, everyone. Ms. Melanie.
Can I borrow the gym really quickly?
Sure.
You guys, we can finish this up later.
Go ahead and follow our guest over here,
see what he has to say.
Okay, now,
my name is Mr. Adams, and I am friends with Ms. Melanie.
Who here knows how to tie one of these?
Okay, everybody. That's cool.
So, I know most times we wear casual clothes,
but a time is gonna come where you have a job interview
and you got to wear a shirt and tie.
So that's what this is for.
Now, first thing, you got to make a selection.
I chose this 'cause I like the design.
My favorite color is blue.
So I'm gonna tie it first just to show you.
And then after that, we'll all go through it step by step.
How about that smoothie now?
Ms. Mel, I think your friend likes you.
What are you talking about?
I see him smiling at you and you smiling, too.
That was a slick move you pulled--
using my kids like that against me.
Yeah, it was.
But I think helping out the young men is important.
You know, teaching them how to tie a tie
or carry themselves as a gentleman.
So it wasn't an act.
No, it was, but...
I see what is important to you, and I want to be a part of that.
So, Blake, what does this big account executive do
in his free time when he's not stalking innocent girls like me?
And why don't you have anybody else to stalk?
I don't know what a big-time account executive does,
but I like to keep things simple.
I hang out with my cousin and my buddy Clayton whom you know.
I love my mom, but not the annoying
mama's boy kind of love.
And as far as girls go, I've had my share of dating.
Seems like I can't choose the right one. They're all...
unique, pretty crazy.
But yeah, I like to be simple, like a walk and a smoothie.
What about you? I'm sure you got somebody,
what did you say, stalking you?
Hmm.
Well, right now it's just me and the kids.
But, I mean, it's not like they ain't trying because--
You know. No, but seriously, um,
I just--I like to keep it simple, too.
You know, I just--
I guess I'm waiting to meet the right person.
Is that right?
Hold on for one second.
- Thank you so much. - Not a problem.
Oh! So, you think just because you bought me
this strawberry banana smoothie
and just 'cause you helped her all gentlemanly like
that you could just hold my hand?
As much money as I paid her to show up on time
at that exact moment, yes.
Are you always like this?
Um, maybe.
We could talk about it after my next strawberry banana smoothie.
Ooh.
A Mexican what?
You've never had Mexican corn before?
I've had corn. Is that a trick question?
Dude, what? You've never tried this?
Okay, hold on. You have to try it.
It's gonna change your life, I promise.
What's in it that makes a girl like you get all giddy inside?
I don't know. Some corn, some mayonnaise,
some cheesy stuff, and red stuff.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Nice. Nice.
I like what I see.
That must be the wine talking.
Mm.
Yeah, it was the wine talking. Never mind.
Okay. Was that the wine talking?
What do we have here?
Okay, so, this could be the wine talking,
but hear me out.
This is us on vacation on the Virgin Islands,
if you act right.
Now, over here, we're laying down
on the beach under an umbrella.
Over here, we got a boat going past with people waving at us.
Butt-ass naked.
- Is that right? - That's right.
- I see a sky. - Okay, well, obviously.
A sun. Random person tanning.
- That's actually a towel. - Another tanning bed.
That's another towel.
- Sun. - Okay, we're critiquing.
You took one sip. What are we doing over here?
It's a heart. With some glasses, because I enjoy glasses.
- That doesn't make sense. - Okay.
That looks better. Okay.
- Actually-- - Ten times better.
No, it doesn't. Okay.
And now that's not a beach anymore. It's a wart.
See, 'cause if I would've let you step in that,
you'd have been looking stupid. Had gum all on your shoe.
Ms. Mell, Mr. Adams has been coming here a lot lately.
And when he's here, you sure do smile a lot.
Is he your boyfriend?
Young lady, what do you know about having a boyfriend?
I know if he's always making you smile and helping you out,
he's your boyfriend.
And every time he's around, you smile.
That's not all there is to having a boyfriend.
But smiling does help a lot.
Plus, don't be worrying about that.
You need to be worrying about this.
Okay. Just so you know,
my mom says some off-the-wall stuff sometimes,
so just a heads-up.
Ooh, I'm so scared.
Don't worry. I think I can handle myself.
Okay, Ms. Badass.
Hey, baby.
Hello, Ma.
Mmm.
- How you doing? - Good.
Who this little ugly girl you done bought to my house?
Wow, Ma.
Um, this is Melanie. Mel, this is my mama.
Hi, Mrs. Adams. It's really nice to meet you.
Blake has told me so much about you,
but he didn't say how beautiful you were.
Okay, you can tell me.
Well, Mrs. Adams, you are very beautiful,
and I love what you've done with your hair.
Hmm.
I like her.
Mel, would you like something to drink?
You got to try my mom's homemade lemonade.
It's the reason I keep coming over here.
Mama, I'm gonna go upstairs and grab some shirts and ties
I used to wear to church.
I'm gonna be helping Mel out with her kids.
Did I hear that right? You have children?
None of my own, ma'am. No, no, no, no, no.
I work at the gym with the kids,
and Blake's been helping out a lot.
They really like him. You know, he's very patient.
He listens. He engages with the kids.
And most of all, when he's working with them one on one,
he makes it feel like it's just you.
I'm really lucky to have him in my--the kids' life.
Hmm. You sure you're just talking about the kids?
I haven't seen you in a minute, bro.
I know somebody got your nose wide open.
Yeah, I got to give you credit on this one, Clay.
Your girl Mel has your boy
working hard just to get to first base.
I tried to tell you, bro. I know a good one when I see it.
She way different from, uh...
What's her name? The first one.
Oh, Keisha, man.
First one. Yes.
Now that I think about it,
she's probably the reason I am the way I am.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What was it she had you do again?
Cover her ass in whipped cream
and then spank it with a yellow fly swatter.
It's not funny actually. But whatever.
That's probably why I miss the crazy-ass woman now.
First time out, and that's the shit I get.
And it seems like every time
the next one wants to be crazier than the last one.
And I don't get that. But I can't lie.
Sometimes it is somewhat interesting.
I mean, bruh, that shit still make me laugh.
It couldn't be a green fly swatter, blue one.
I mean, it had to be yellow?
Man, yes. Yellow fly swatter.
I mean, it was kind of weird, but I was like, what the hell?
But hold on, bruh, 'cause you acting like I'm
the only one that's had his share of crazy.
I know you ain't talking about the twins, man.
Exactly what I'm talking about.
My first bout and I get hit with a double dose.
Two for one. That's right.
Damn.
Hey, Tammy, are you ready?
Um...
- Where's your boy? - I didn't...
I told you I'm a twin, right?
Yeah, I believe you saying something like that.
So why would you think I would go somewhere
with you without my twin?
Uh, I...
I told you, Sis. They all think I'm ugly.
Look at me.
Am I beautiful?
Yes, you are.
And you look like me, right?
Yes, I do.
So that would make you beautiful.
Yes, it would.
- You know what? - What?
- Why don't you go out? - You sure about that?
Yes, Sis. You know I love you.
Okay.
So...
Where's your boy? I told you I was a twin, right?
You didn't think I was gonna go on a date
with you without my twin, did you?
Told you. They think I'm ugly.
You are not ugly. Look at me.
What do you see?
I left my wallet at my mom's house.
Your wallet at your mama house.
So, you didn't think about your wallet before
you went into the forest? That lumberjack-ass jacket.
Bro.
The twins?
They was--They was cool. I just couldn't do it.
Yeah, but to be honest with you, Clay,
I think I was into that type of crazy woman
because there was no commitment.
Like, when they got crazy, I would just leave,
and that'd be that.
And there was no feelings attached.
And if it was feelings, I'd just move on to the next one.
Right.
But with Mel, we don't do crazy shit.
We do fun shit.
Like, she's the first girl I've--I would say good night to,
and then the next time I wake up,
I cannot wait to see her, bro.
Like...
I think it's time to leave crazy alone, man.
Yes, I know.
Yeah, she got your nose wide open.
Oh, my God.
What's up with, um...
with your girl Kayleigh?
Oh, that's done with.
I'm done with her crazy ass.
She cool with that? I know she could be, you know, jealous.
Yeah, I guess, dog.
I mean, she called me a few times,
but I left it on voicemail.
Like, just over with.
Speaking of crazy, the bachelor party.
Oh. Don't even worry about it. Got it all settled.
I don't need your-soon-to-be wife being mad at me.
Got a bachelor party. No strippers. Boo.
Just this party celebrating my bro.
Okay, If it's like that, we ain't hanging out no more.
Okay, I got...
I don't know what I'm gonna do with you, girl.
You done got you a new man.
I can't get a call, a text, or something.
Ain't seen you in a couple of weeks.
This must be the one.
I can't lie, Tiff.
It's been real chill. We've been doing some normal shit, girl.
- And I even met his mom. - Hold up.
Met his mom? Like, met his mom or like that last loser?
Okay, you ain't have to bring that up.
And it seems like I did meet her,
seeing as how he had to call her before and after we had sex.
Girl, you done had some fine men,
but damn, they were all crazy.
This one seems like one of the sane ones.
So you're telling me Ryan, who was fine,
but had both of his German shepherds stuffed
and set up at the foot of his bed is above mama's boy?
Girl, when I saw that, I was like, "I got to go.
I got some socks to fold."
Wait. What about the brother
that kept forgetting his wallet every time you guys went out?
Oh, my God. He wasn't crazy. He was just cheap.
True.
It's about time, girl. You deserve this.
Thank you. And it feels so good.
Cheers.
We're getting down to the day, babe.
Are all the groomsmen fitted and ready to go?
Especially the best man?
Does he even know who he's bringing?
Everybody is good, baby. Blake is, too.
He said he done with crazy.
You know my friend Melanie from the gym?
Mm-hmm.
I think he got his eyes on her.
I think she just might be the one to slow him down.
All right, now. Look, I don't want no problems.
I do not need his behind
running up behind my bridesmaids or Aunt Bunny.
Come on now. We both know your Aunt Bunny
will be the one hitting on him.
You know she a cougar.
Plus, I told you, he done with crazy.
So you're trying to call Aunt Bunny crazy?
I'm just saying.
So, what about you? Are you done with crazy?
Because, you know, I heard they run in packs.
I can hold on to this crazy for a little while.
So, I see that you guys agree with the plans.
Ah!
What are you doing here?
I've been calling you, but I guess your phone is off.
So I remember you work out at this time.
It's not off. You're blocked.
Anyway, I was calling to tell you
that you left your watch at my house,
and I know you left it on purpose
so that you could come and see me.
So I...
engraved something special on the back for you.
Why would...
You can keep it.
When are you gonna come get it?
Bye, Kayleigh.
Okay, baby, see you later!
This is what I'm talking about.
Out having a good time. Drinking.
Eye candy.
No thanks to your best man.
See, I took the liberty of inviting some of my own friends,
'cause my cousin is a lame.
I ain't wanted to take the chance
on him bringing some of them uppity chicks, you know.
Shut up, man.
Clayton is not trying to take part in your shenanigans.
What the fuck does that even mean?
See what I'm talking about, Clay? Lame as hell.
You know what? If you gentlemen would excuse me,
I'm about to make sure that people get their party on.
Do that because that's, like, why you're here, so...
Please stop me.
- Damn. Look at short-- - Yeah.
Shorty right there. Oh, my God.
Yeah. That's why I had this party in advance.
You can take it in and have time to recover.
Let's stroll.
You enjoy yourself. In order to keep my sanity,
I'm gonna call my soon-to-be, man.
- Okay. - Have fun.
Excuse me. You Blake, right?
I--Uh, yeah. Jendra.
Yes. Jenny.
If I fucks with you.
- Right. Right. - Fucks with you.
I remember.
Yes. I bet you thought you were never gonna see me again.
- I was hoping. - Wow. Really? Me, too.
Um, about last time, something had happened and, um...
Mama got sick.
But if you ever wanna go out for scrimps again, we should go.
They was fire.
We should. Yeah. It was so good.
I'm gonna put it in my calendar right now.
I got to take this phone call, but I'll be right back.
- Okay. - Be right back.
I'll be right here, boo. Okay.
Tell me you had nothing to do with that.
Man, she said she's looking for Blake
and wanna thank him for some scrimps here, boy.
I said to myself, "Self, this is gonna be good.
That's him right there."
When she said scrimps, you should have known better.
- That's why I did it. - I can't stand your ass, man.
What's going on? I thought you had shows.
What you doing in town?
Man, you know I had to come show Clay some love.
Give him his last laugh before he jumps the broom.
Once they get the hooks in you, ain't nothing funny no more.
Yeah, I see you're still on your "live, laugh, love" shit.
Yeah, it works for me. You got something better?
I think Clay got it right this time.
And if everything goes right,
I'm gonna be right behind him.
But listen, I ain't gonna stand in your way,
but the next time you need to laugh, let me know.
I'll get some tickets for my show.
I appreciate that.
You spoke to Clay already?
Yeah. I saw him outside.
- How long you in town? - I'm here to the morning.
But if you're not gonna be messing with strip girls,
I think I'm gonna do a little night fishing.
- Enjoy yourself. - All right, bro.
Nasty ass.
How's it going?
I appreciate you, man, letting me deejay at the wedding.
Sure. You know you good with me, Will.
It wasn't even a question, bro.
So, man. Hey, but look, though.
This here's a party. They fucking with me.
Moms won't let me test one of these joints
I've been working on.
- Go ahead. - Appreciate you, man.
Don't have me looking bad out there, bro.
You are a hater.
Trust me. You can live all by yourself.
What did you say? What did he say?
Okay. Nobody hear me. Okay. That's what's up.
These sounds so good. Who made these beats?
It's all me, baby. What you know about that?
Do you mind?
♪ Tell me what you need, what you need from me, yeah ♪
♪ Tell me what you need, what you need from me ♪
♪ I can give you what you like Make you feel like ♪
♪ 'Cause I know you like what I like ♪
♪ I can tell you come back for me ♪
♪ See the way you peep at my physique ♪
♪ Suffocating you behind the scenes ♪
♪ But I know you wanna make me ♪
♪ Taking notes for your identity ♪
♪ Kiss and memorize what I need ♪
♪ I know you've been waiting to sip on my potion ♪
♪ Be careful, it's potent ♪
♪ I got several flavors Come sip from this potion ♪
♪ Here's your lesson for today ♪
♪ Do you feel the same? ♪
♪ Wanna make you feel it in your veins ♪
♪ See it in the front of your brain ♪
♪ I'm the only driver in your lane ♪
♪ Open wide so I can take my aim ♪
♪ Show me, here's the trick Put down a take ♪
♪ I can get you at a moment's daze ♪
♪ Feeling you feeling me, feeling it moves ♪
♪ Feeling my body and it will be cool ♪
♪ I'm the one who got the juice ♪
♪ The one that's brightest is the one that'll do ♪
♪ You been waitin' I'm anticipatin' ♪
♪ Listen up 'cause here's the demonstration ♪
♪ Gotta keep you up and keep you patient ♪
♪ Fuckin' with your mind and not debating ♪
♪ Boy, you been hoping ♪
♪ Wishin' and prayin' to drive in my ocean ♪
♪ You be playin' and postin' ♪
♪ I got you so high in that two-seater Roadster ♪
♪ I got you so hopin' ♪
♪ I know you been waitin' to sip on my potion ♪
♪ Be careful, it's potent ♪
♪ I got several flavors Come sip on my potion ♪
♪ Don't stop poppin' ♪
♪ Don't stop what you're working with ♪
♪ Don't stop poppin' ♪
♪ Don't stop what you're working with ♪
Now, what you know about that?
I love you.
My name is Myra J.
I'm a new artist, and I'm going into the studio
to record my new album.
I would love if you could produce a few tracks for me.
I really, really love you.
Yes!
I'll take it from here, thank you.
- Ooh. Ooh. - Excuse me.
Kayleigh, what the hell are you doing here?
I let you have your little yogurt.
I let you have your little Mexican corn.
I even let you give her a little piggyback ride.
But now you take her to our restaurant?
Our what? Wait, you've been following me?
What the hell is your problem?
But you know what? I forgive you.
Okay, Blake, who is this?
- The job that I had-- - Oh, so he didn't tell--
- This is my boo. - Mel, I ain't her shit. Okay?
I left that her house when I broke up with her,
and she did that after we split up.
And as you can see, this is exactly why we're not together.
Kayleigh, this is not happening. Please leave.
I'll leave,
'cause obviously you two have some things to work out.
Mel. Mel. Just wait.
Come on, boo-boo, before they give our tab--
Mel. I know. It's not what it looks like.
Looks like something I don't wanna be a part of.
Baby, baby, I would not do this to you.
What are you doing? Don't call-- Mel, listen, listen.
Don't call a Uber.
Why would I invest all of my time into you,
wasting your time, if I had somebody else in my life?
It's not what you think. Baby--
You don't know what I think, and I don't know what to think.
Baby. Mel. Mel!
Damn, Kayleigh!
Valet! Fuck.
What are you doing?
Baby, I'll make up to you when we get home.
I'll make this one extra special for you.
Come upstairs.
You know I can't stay mad at you. I forgive you, baby.
I'll make you forget all about her.
She doesn't make you feel the way I do.
You're absolutely right.
She doesn't make me feel the way that you do,
the way Melanie does.
Kayleigh, this is all my fault.
I shouldn't have let this relationship go on
for as long as it has.
I knew I wasn't gonna commit to you when I met you,
and that's wrong.
You deserve somebody that's gonna be there for you
through the good and through the bad.
And I'm not that guy. I'm sorry.
You don't mean that.
Just come upstair--
It's over, Kayleigh.
Your call has been forwarded
to an automated voice messaging system.
Hey, it's Mel.
Leave a message, but keep it short.
Mel, this has been the best three weeks of my life.
I would really hate to lose you
over a misunderstanding like that.
That was one of the dates I was telling you about
where I can't just have a smoothie and a walk.
Thank you. Your message has been sent.
Mel.
Baby, I wish you would let me explain.
That girl means nothing to me.
I'm glad she showed up.
Because it lets me know that I would have made
a terrible decision by letting a woman like that ruin my life.
Before you, Mel, all my days are a blur.
I--I don't even try to remember them.
With you, I can't sleep knowing how much fun we have
and what more we have to come.
Just walking down the street and holding hands with you
makes me smile.
When I look at Clayton, I didn't think--
I didn't think I would find someone like that to love.
But you changed that.
Mel.
I love you.
I just did that.
I snuck into her building,
stood at her door, and poured out my heart.
Am I ashamed of it?
Sort of. But...
I mean, I'm also proud at the same time.
Whoever said love hurts? Man.
You look pretty bad, bro.
Have you had any sleep these past couple of days?
No, man, I can't.
I tried calling Mel, but she's not answering her phone.
I tried sneaking in her building to catch her, but nothing.
You was crying at the door?
Don't answer that.
My bad, bro. I hate to see you like that.
I'll just tell Tracy to push the wedding back.
You not gonna tell her shit like that.
I don't need her coming in my head.
I'ma be okay for the wedding, bruh.
Thank God.
And if she came for you,
ain't no telling what she was gonna do to me.
All I got to say is,
crazy ain't never had me feeling like this.
It ain't crazy, bro. It's just love.
Yeah. Let me see.
Man, Mr. B., I can't get the hang of tying this thing.
You got it. You got it.
Just a little more practice, that's all.
You wanna be ready for your job interview, don't you?
Yeah. I need to get paid.
What's up with you and Ms. Melanie?
Both of y'all walking around looking all frowned up?
Have you seen Ms. Melanie?
Nah, we ain't seen her.
Okay.
Why did you say we haven't seen her?
That's what she told me to say if he asked.
Well, she needs to see him. She hasn't been smiling
since he hasn't been coming around.
Here, baby.
Thank you for the pie, Ma.
You always know how to brighten my day.
The way you looking, it's gonna take more than my pie
to brighten your day.
Melanie, right?
Ma, she was so special.
Hmm. Baby, you thought love was gonna be easy?
If it was easy, everybody be doing it.
When your dad and I was dating,
he did something so simple, and I made a big deal out of it.
All right, babe, I'm gonna run to the house real quick,
grab some clothes for tomorrow.
I'll be right back.
When I do, we can work on that movie we was talking about.
But, um, I got to stop by old girl house.
The one I can't really say a name in here.
I'm just dropping off some treats and some toys.
Why you got to do all that?
Why she can't by him some new stuff?
Look, I already told you, when we broke up, she kept the dog.
And I'm just trying to drop off some of his favorite toys.
He can get some new stuff, and he gonna be just fine.
Look, I told you, it's not a big deal.
And when--Don't be like that.
When I get back, we can work on that movie.
All right? Don't trip.
I didn't answer his calls for two weeks.
You know, he kept calling and I kept ignoring.
I know it wasn't right at the time,
but I just want to make sure that I was the one for him.
And you know what?
After two weeks, he was still calling,
so I knew I was the one.
Why would you do that if you knew you wanted to be with him?
Because love make you do crazy things.
I never asked, but, um, what happened?
Well, unfortunately, your dad,
he never got over me leaving him those two weeks.
We never talked about it. We never discussed it.
And he just became really insecure.
You know, every time I left the house,
he would question where I was going.
It got to the point where I was like,
"Are you gonna ever get over this?"
And he told me he didn't know.
And then he got up, kissed me on my cheek,
went upstairs and packed a bag,
came down and left the house.
Two months later, divorce papers came.
I remember that.
You sat in the middle of the floor
with the papers in front of you, crying your eyes out.
I could almost hear your heart break.
I never knew what happened,
but as I sat on the floor next to you, wiping your eyes,
all I thought about was never wanting to feel
like what you were going through.
You know, after your dad got sick
and I would go visit him, he told me that he was sorry.
He knew I wasn't seeing anyone,
and his pride just wouldn't let him come back.
And I told him I was sorry, too,
but my pride wouldn't let me call him.
I just don't wanna end up
sitting in the middle of the floor, crying.
That's the thing about love, Son.
You're gonna end up crying somewhere.
But if you're in it together,
you'll be able to wipe away each other's tears.
Commitment and pride.
Those are two of the things that mess up a relationship.
You don't wanna end up like me and your dad, Son.
I think I'm way past pride, Ma.
I think it's a story behind that one.
Crazy.
Yo, what up? You outside?
All right. I'm coming now. All right.
What's up?
Oh, man. What's up, man?
You still ain't over shorty yet, are you?
You still ain't over shorty, huh?
You're crazy. Bro.
Yo, Will, let me hit one of your blunts.
Nigga, have you lost your mind? You don't even smoke weed.
I get it. You think you about to waste my shit
'cause you in your feelings?
Hell, no. No. No. Not today.
Don't even know why you asked that. You trippin'.
You right, though, cuz. Like, I'm not myself.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Like,
as soon as I think I get rid of it,
crazy finds a way back into my life.
Mm.
Okay.
Look, I hate to break this down to you, cuz.
See, it's different levels with crazy.
You always fucking with that high-level crazy.
But see, you don't even know about the low-level crazy.
See--
See, with the high-level crazy, you can't really do shit about.
But the low-level crazy, there's always something behind it.
It's up to you to find it.
But when you do,
it's a higher chance you can fix it.
Uh...
- It's like the weed talking. - I know it was.
I understand that.
I don't even know why you looking at it like that,
'cause I'm not finna let you hit this shit.
Why you mad?
Look, I'll tell you what, though.
Get at me after the wedding, I might hook you up.
'Cause you know I always got it. Hmm?
She just came out of nowhere talking about some,
"I'll take it from here. This is my boo."
Who even calls a grown man boo anymore?
Then she's gonna take out this watch
with a heart and "forever" engraved on the back of it,
talking about some, he left it at her apartment.
So, what did Blake say? You did ask him, didn't you?
He said that he broke up with her and that he left that watch
in her apartment and her crazy ass had it engraved.
He tried to explain, but I just left.
Mel, from everything you had said about him,
why didn't you hear him out?
Because it was just like
standing there was giving me déjà vu.
- Do you remember Paul? - How could I forget?
Dude tried to make you check in every two hours
and try to turn you into a vegetarian.
You know you like you some bacon.
Yeah, and leaving his ass was nothing nice either.
That's why the man calling my cousin Mimi
and have a talk with him.
- That finally worked. - That's the thing though, Tiff.
I wanna be done with crazy.
Um, it seems like Blake does too.
Look, girl, you got to stop letting your past boyfriends
control your life.
Not all men are gonna be like them.
If you never let them remain in the past,
you'll never have a future.
And you'll never be able to let someone treat you
the way you should be treated.
Treat you the way you should be treated.
And it's about time.
Let yourself be treated nice for once.
I guess you're right.
Thanks for always having my back, Tiff.
You know I got your back, girl.
- Hey, girl. - Hey, Ms. Lena.
You had yourself a visitor.
Were you peeking again?
I wasn't peeping. I was listening.
It sounded like that young fella
you've been spending your time with.
Girl, he was begging, crying, and pleading.
If some music was playing, I swear it was Keith Sweat.
Girl, he must have thought you was home
'cause he was going hard.
He might still have left some tears on your door.
I can't tell you what all he said,
but I can tell you this-- that man really loves you.
Now, if you not sure
why this man is sneaking in your building
and crying where everybody can hear him
and not care,
I will go in there and give him a call
and do that texting thing y'all do
and let him know you're still around.
Girl, don't you let that beggin'-ass man get away.
And, oh, he left you something at your door.
I ain't want it to go missing.
You know how people are.
- Thank you. Ms. Lena. - Mm-hmm.
- May I help you? - Yeah.
Uh...
Yeah. Let me get the, uh, number seven.
- Do you want a drink with that? - Is that extra?
Yes.
Nah. Let me just--I'm gonna go with the number seven.
That will be, uh, $10.89.
$10.89? You might as well just say $11.00.
Do you want it or not?
Yeah.
How much you say that was?
$10.89, sir.
How much you short, bro?
I'm like, uh...
It's cool. Um, here you go.
Appreciate you, bro. Appreciate you, bro.
That's love, bro. Black on black love.
- Yeah. - Appreciate you.
Get yourself a juice, too. And keep the change.
- Can I get a drink, too? - What flavor?
Purple.
Purple ain't no damn flavor. It's grape.
Let me get a chocolate donut, too.
Next.
Oh. I'm...
I'm sorry. I didn't see you standing right there.
That's okay. It's just a little hot coffee.
You know, uh, just imagine if that was a hot wax.
Uh...
Oh, no. Um...
I have a question. This...
She left. She left.
I...
I don't know what to do.
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
You can kiss the bride.
See? Look at your Aunt Bunny.
I told you. Cougar on the prowl.
I don't have any panties on.
Boy, stop playing with Aunt Bunny.
You know she's just having fun.
Excuse me. Rashad, right?
Yeah, Rashad. I have to go to ladies room.
Okay, shorty.
Mmm! I sure would like to be your toilet paper,
make sure you wipe from front to back.
You knew exactly.
Um...
I'm sorry. Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry.
Mel.
Mel, stop.
These last couple of days without you,
I can't put into words.
I miss your smile.
I miss the way you look at me. I miss your heartbeat.
I would have sought you, but I can't bear to see you unhappy.
I wish you would have, but you couldn't
'cause she got into your car.
She did. I took her home.
But it wasn't until you drove off
that I realized it wasn't Kayleigh's fault.
I would just leave when she would do the jealous thing.
I wouldn't say anything. I'd just go.
But I wanted to say something this time.
When I let her out in front of her apartment,
I told her that I wanna be with you.
I didn't want there to be any misunderstandings.
I wasn't unhappy, Blake. I was scared.
That thing that happened, that was a flashback
of a relationship that I've already been in.
I know what it's like to be with someone who's super possessive.
I don't wanna invest my feelings into this,
and you still have to deal with that.
But, baby, that's on me.
I should have said and did more when you walked away.
But to be honest, I was scared too.
For the first time, when I'm with you,
I don't wanna just leave anymore.
I could be doing absolutely nothing with you
and feel the love surrounding me.
And the only thing I'm left to deal with and the only thing
that I wanna deal with is that I'm in love with you.
I wanna spend the rest of my life with you.
I love you too, Blake, but I'm just not ready.
Mel. Mel.
Excuse me, sir.
You afraid to get gum on your shoe?
Got gum on your shoe, huh?
You know, I was just in the neighborhood
and thought about this juice café
that my one friend took me to on our first date.
So I was like, maybe I'll come
and get a strawberry banana smoothie.
Funny, I took a friend on our first date
to get a strawberry banana smoothie.
Seriously, Blake,
I'm tired of letting my past ruin my happy future.
And, I mean, to be honest,
I've been going pretty damn crazy without you.
Aw!
Told you, baby. He wanna be just like me.
- I'm done with crazy. - I thought you said
you ain't mine a little crazy in your life.
Well, you know.
In the car right now?
Why you didn't say something earlier?
We could've been left.
Let's go.
Ain't nothing wrong with a little crazy.
How's this, Mr. B.? Am I ready to make that money?
Almost. You almost ready.
I think you need to graduate eighth grade first.
But I tell you what, when you're ready,
I'll put a good word in for you. How does that sound?
Okay.
I told you he liked you.
So I guess I'm supposed to come to you for marriage advice, huh?
No. Marriage...
What up, cuz?
Yo, cuz, I think I found the one.
I'm on this online dating site right now and she is bad.
- Come on, man. Online dating? - Her profile is everything.
She even likes sports.
Cuz, her profile pic,
she got this pic with her hugging a penguin
with her legs all kicked up.
I'm about to send a post.
Oh, no. No, don't do that.
Cuz, she is pretty.