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(GASPS)

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Where's the ball?!
Go!

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Whoo-hoo!

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Uggh!

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(INHALES WHEEZILY)

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(SPUTTERS)
I'm pogoing!

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Yeeeew!

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Damn!

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Oh!

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Aah!
Ohh!

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Who's a good boy?

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Don't make me tackle you!

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You're gonna be like this
today, are ya?

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(TYPEWRITER CLACKS)

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(TYPEWRITER BELL DINGS)

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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Hello, and welcome
to Taskmaster.

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It's episode ten,
and you know what that means -

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it's grand final night!

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A big hello to all those
at home watching,

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as well as the huge
fan community

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who braved the conditions
together

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for the live outdoor screening
at Homebush,

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and, of course,
the tens of thousands

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who have had to settle for the
overspill on the site next door.

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Should've tried harder.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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Our five athletes have been
training their tootsies off

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and are really,
really, really hoping

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to at least get
a participation certificate.

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Well, bad news - my certificate
printer is out of ink,

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but I will be giving one of them
this tremendous head.

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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Digging deep for one last charge

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is our haggard, emaciated cast,

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absolute shells
of their former selves.

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It's... Anisa Nandaula!
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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Brett Blake!
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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Celia Pacquola!
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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Joel Creasey!
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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Come on! Come on!
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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And Perth's very own
Rove McManus.

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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And next to me, a guy
who is one of those people

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that eats the skin
off kiwifruit.

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Yeah. Only the skin.

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(LAUGHTER)

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It's Tom Cashman.

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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Alright, let's tear open
our prize task.

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Tonight, our contestants
have been asked

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to bring in what they consider
to be the most broken thing.

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We all remember
Celia got injured last week,

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so I think it's only fair
that we start with Celia.

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What broken thing
have you brought in?

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Well, there's a lot of things
broken in this world,

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isn't there, Tom, you know?

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There's many... many,
many things out there.

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But I did go quite personal
with this.

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I went, what is
my most broken thing?

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Is it my heart? Is it my spirit?

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No, it is my little toe
on my left foot.

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(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)

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Joel didn't do it.
Oh, my God!

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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

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I just saw my career
flash before my eyes.

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Joel did not do this one.

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This is, yeah, my little toe.
It's quite mangled.

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I won't show you because I don't
want to lose my wikiFeet rating.

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Um...
(LAUGHTER)

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I have one! Did you know?

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Do you know what wikiFeet is?
Yeah.

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It's a... it's a website
where Tom...

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...sorry - anonymous
foot pervs...

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(LAUGHTER)

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...look at celebrities'...
Sorry - top contributors.

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(LAUGHS)
What's your rating?

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Very... Four stars. Four stars.
Ayo!

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So I can't... I can't
show you my mangled-y toe.

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But it just breaks if it's,
you know, a bit windy,

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then - cck! - gone.

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OK. Let's see
what Anisa's brought in.

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The thing that I've brought in
is my car.

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(EXCLAMATIONS, APPLAUSE)

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And you could be thinking,
maybe it's just the bonnet.

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It looks like this
all over the car.

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I've run into walls,
garage doors, petrol pumps...

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I treat my car the same
way I treat my head -

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I can hear noises that
aren't supposed to be there,

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I can't afford
to get them checked out.

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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

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I've got some stuff
I can give you.

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Would anyone like
to see my superpower?

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Here it is - that's a...
1997 Mitsubishi Mirage.

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That is what it is, yeah.
Yes!

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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What do you think this is -
Hard Quiz?

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(LAUGHTER)

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"Brett. Bogan.
Expert subject - cars."

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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

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Uh, Joel, what did you bring in?

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My broken thing -

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I had a bit of a menty B,
and I smashed that BOX!

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Oh.

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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That would've felt so good.

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So you finally snapped
and you took out the box.

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Yeah.

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Was he waiting underneath
going, "Oh, hi"?

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(LAUGHTER)

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Rove.

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ROVE: Well, at this point, um...

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...I guess I'm seeing
Celia's broken toe

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and raising her
my manager's wrist.

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(EXCLAMATIONS)

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That is not where a hand
is meant to be.

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How did he break it?
Was it taking a commission?

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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

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No! Bad Kevin!

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Uh, short story - 45-year-old
man, uh, Razor scooter.

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That's all you need to know.
(GROANING)

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Alright. Uh, Brett.

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The most broken thing...

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...is this.

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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

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Tom Cashman

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after me bullying you

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for how-many-ever episodes this
show goes for, I don't know.

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This is number ten.
Number ten. For ten episodes.

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The most broken thing is you.

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I don't... We haven't seen that
in this series.

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That's... that's
a screenshot, I guess

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from a task that's
not gonna be aired, um...

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For obvious reasons.

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Brett is bullying me
even in things

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that you're not gonna see
as part of this series.

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OK, well, I've gotta hand out
some points here,

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but the thing is,
are you broken?

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You seem quite resilient.

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I'm unbreakable.
(LAUGHTER)

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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So I'm gonna give one
point to Brett.

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I'm gonna give two points
to Anisa

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'cause, I mean,
the car's not broken -

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you said you can still drive it.

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Uh, I'm gonna give
three points to Rove,

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because it is a broken wrist,
but it wasn't yours,

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whereas Celia IS broken,
so I'm giving her four points.

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But, uh, Joel gets five points,
because...

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
It might be my last chance.

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...that box is definitely broken.

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Yeah. It broke me.

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Alright, before we go
any further,

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we'd better get
a lay of the land.

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Give us an update
on the scores for the series,

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please, Lesser Tom.

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So, Joel's on 120 points.

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Then we have a tie between
Anisa and Celia, both on 133.

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Brett's on 139.

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But Rove is in the lead
by 8 points

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on 147 points overall.

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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OK, no time to dilly-dally.

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Let's see some tasks.
What have you got?

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Well, it's the final episode
of the season,

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so you know what that means -
every person for themselves!

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Apart from now,
because it's a team task.

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Ohoho!

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BRETT: There's a (BLEEP) door
right there. I can feel it.

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Jesus, you would suck
as a labrador, dude.

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Why? Because...?

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'Cause you didn't even say
there was a step.

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"Hey, Brett,
there's a step coming up."

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Alright, there's a little step.
Step here. Little step.

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Sorry, I've been drinking.

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Is that OK?
That's fine.

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(CELIA GASPS) Yes!
(JOEL CHUCKLES)

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No way, no way, no way.

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I feel like...
are we like the ICE?

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We've gotta get in the van!

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Right, this is feeling
very kidnappy.

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"Guide your team-mate through
the obstacle course."

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"You cannot leave the van.

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"For any word you say
starting with O,

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"two minutes will be...
added to your time."

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"Fastest wins.

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"Your time starts when you've
read your team-mate their task."

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Brett. Come in, Brett.

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Yeah, I can hear you, mate.

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I'm just doing some kicks.

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Hey, Rove. How are you going?
Anisa, I'm doing great.

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We got this.
I'm gonna read you your task.

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JOEL: "Complete the...
said course."

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"You must not remove
your helmet.

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"If you touch anything orange,
you must start again." Aaah!

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"Fastest wins."
"Your time starts now."

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Brett, just so you know
the lay of the land,

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there is a big course
in front of you.

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A big horse?
A...big course.

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Oh, big course!

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OK.

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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So, the teams are back.

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It's the breakfast show
versus the drive show.

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Who's up first then?

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'Orange' you glad I didn't say
Brett, Celia and Joel?

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It's Anisa and Rove.

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So, should we have
a code word for 'orange'

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that isn't 'orange'?

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If you're about to touch orange,
I'll call it purple.

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OK.
Are you ready?

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Uh, I assume so.

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May you please move ahead.

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To your... Yeah, perfect.
To your left.

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You've touched something orange.
Please return to the start.

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My bad, dude. I didn't see it.

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So, I'm very... I'm very
top-heavy. Very top-heavy.

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I'm just gonna go like this.

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You're doing great.

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Take a teeny, tiny step
to your left.

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You're standing very close
to the purple fruit.

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Try to put your left foot
forward and stop.

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Oh! Oh!
Holy shit!

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What the (BLEEP)?!
What happened? What's happened?

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You did it! Holy shit!

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Hang on. Hang on.

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Oh, shit. Good job.

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Tell me when my hand
is over the safe spot.

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Uh... stop!

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There it is. Oh, you smart boy.
There it is.

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You smart boy!

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He went to university.
Yes, smart boy.

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(BLOWS WHISTLE)

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You've touched orange.
OK, we've got a system now.

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Sorry, I'm just very... it's
very... it's quite top-heavy.

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I'm sorry. I'm good.

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Stop. OK, good.

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Yes, king. Yes, king
Got it.

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Ooh!
Yes. Yes, king.

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Yes, king. Yes, king! Yes, king!

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There are two purple fruits
in front of you,

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but you can jump that shit, OK?
You can jump over it.

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(LAUGHS)

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May you get on your knees, please?

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(CACKLES)

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Can I go this way?
Yes, king, a little bit.

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If you could kind of hunch
together like a snail man...

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(LAUGHS)

248
00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,279
...and snail your way towards...

249
00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:55,679
...snail your bod... (LAUGHS)
...snail your body there.

250
00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:58,079
This is a great strategy.
We're moving forward.

251
00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,040
OK, great. We're out of here.
We're out of here.

252
00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:02,799
Tom, are we done?

253
00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:04,839
No.
He's saying no.

254
00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:05,839
But look at me go.

255
00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,679
I think what
the final thing is, Rove,

256
00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:10,759
is, in front of you there are
two purple basketballs.

257
00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:13,359
The basketball in the middle
is the colour blue.

258
00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:16,159
So I think you need to pick
it up and you need to shoot it.

259
00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,639
We got this. Finish line, baby!

260
00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,599
Keep going.

261
00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,999
Killing it. Killing it.

262
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,639
Shit, there's a basketball
right there,

263
00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,279
and it's orange.

264
00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,759
(BLEEP)! Sorry - it's purple.
(LAUGHS)

265
00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,799
OK, now we're gonna reach
for the basketball.

266
00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,439
Lower that hand.

267
00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,519
You're touching
the blue basketball.

268
00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:35,839
Can I stand?
Stand up with it.

269
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,559
Now, the basketball hoop
is in front of you.

270
00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,199
There's a basketball hoop?!
We're gonna try to shoot it.

271
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,039
Wait a minute! They expected me
to shoot a basketball hoop?!

272
00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,879
Where your head is looking
is exactly where it is.

273
00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:44,959
OK, shoot it now.

274
00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,240
Ready, set, go.

275
00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,040
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Oh! You got it!

276
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,280
Are you kidding me?!

277
00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:58,759
Whoo!

278
00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:00,439
You killed it!

279
00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:03,840
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

280
00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,239
Rove, I think I speak
for everyone when I say

281
00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,519
nice work, king.

282
00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:12,079
(LAUGHTER)

283
00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,239
Yes!

284
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,839
Do you shoot better blindfolded?

285
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,519
This is the first time
I think I've had

286
00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,279
any kind of real
sporting prowess in my life.

287
00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,639
So what a time to unveil it.
I'm very pleased.

288
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,199
That looked like it went quick,

289
00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,279
but we were there for, like,
a very long (BLEEP) time.

290
00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,639
There was... yeah,
there was a lot of resetting

291
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,239
from touching things
along the way.

292
00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:31,239
Constantly.

293
00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:33,399
The Little Snail King
had quite a journey.

294
00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:34,999
(LAUGHS)

295
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,919
OK, so, how long did they take?

296
00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:39,879
So, they took 1 hour,
13 minutes and 27 seconds

297
00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,359
to complete the course.

298
00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,599
Right.

299
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,079
(APPLAUSE)

300
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,919
Just to be clear, they couldn't
say the word 'orange'

301
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,119
'cause it starts with O,

302
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,999
but they couldn't say ANY word
that starts with O.

303
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,159
So we have to add some time
for the words they did say.

304
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,559
They said 65 words
starting with O,

305
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:54,599
which sounds like a lot,

306
00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:57,119
but over an hour and 13 minutes,
that's pretty good.

307
00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:01,759
So their total time is 3 hours,
23 minutes, and 27 seconds.

308
00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,439
(APPLAUSE)

309
00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:05,519
Time for some half-time oranges.

310
00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:08,639
More Taskmaster season finale
right after this.

311
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,040
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

312
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,639
Welcome back to the Taskmaster
grand finale,

313
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,719
where we're watching
blindfolded comedians

314
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,359
stumble around the backyard.

315
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,439
It's basically just
our after-work drinks,

316
00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,159
but with more cameras.
That's right.

317
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,119
Our contestants are trying
to navigate their way through

318
00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,239
an obstacle course without
touching anything orange.

319
00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,599
Next up, from the drive show,

320
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,319
we've got Celia and Joel
driving Brett.

321
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,039
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

322
00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,999
Slowly shuffle
your feet forward.

323
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,360
Slight turn to your left.

324
00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,319
Perfect. That's great.

325
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:46,639
So, there is a bed
of round fruit.

326
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,279
If you put your foot out, I can
tell you when to put it down.

327
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,519
Oh, that's a great idea,

328
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,919
assuming I had balance
and coordination.

329
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:52,919
Oh, goddammit!

330
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,519
I was hit by a car
six months ago.

331
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:56,799
Like that?
Head down, head down...

332
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,319
Left! Left! Left!
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

333
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,839
Mother...
You've touched orange.

334
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,079
Please return to the start.

335
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,799
This is going to be a while.
This is gonna be so hard.

336
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,959
OK, now go straight line.

337
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,800
Lift foot up.

338
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,199
(BLOWS WHISTLE) Touched orange.

339
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,559
Please return to the start.

340
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,439
Gorgeous. Keep going.

341
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,719
So, if you just take
a normal step forward

342
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,119
with your left foot.

343
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,199
You did it!
Yes! Nailed it. You nailed it.

344
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,399
Is it, like, there?

345
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,719
Yes. You've pointed in
the exact perfect direction.

346
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,839
Did you do it?

347
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,599
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
Aagh!

348
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,599
You've touched orange.
Please return to the start.

349
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,959
Wait - what is this?

350
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,359
BOTH: That's the Taskmaster mat.

351
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,319
Yeah. Can't I throw that
over the oranges

352
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,159
and just stand over the top
of all that shit?

353
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,360
Try it.

354
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:39,760
OK, if you get on that mat,
you could then jump the fruit.

355
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,799
Aaagh!

356
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:43,959
Ah.
(LAUGHS)

357
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,039
We know this bit now.

358
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,479
OK, I'm just gonna shuffle.
I'm not gonna try and be a hero.

359
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:48,999
Honestly, if you just...
Put your foot forward...

360
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,119
Yep! Yep!
There it is! That's it.

361
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,519
That's it.
Now, if you can jump from there,

362
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,519
I reckon you can do it.

363
00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:54,039
Godspeed.
Jump to your right.

364
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,919
And then don't move. Don't move,
don't move, don't move!

365
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:56,959
Now shuffle to your right.

366
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,359
Shuffle to your right.
Move to your right.

367
00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,879
Aah! No, no, no!
To your right. To your right.

368
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:00,919
Your other right!
(BLEEP)!

369
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,719
Your right. But don't
go forward. Lean back a bit.

370
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:03,759
Aagh!

371
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,359
Yes!
You did it. You bloody did it!

372
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,519
Great work.
You bloody did it.

373
00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,319
I think you should get
on your hands and knees now.

374
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,199
What?!
Crawl. Crawl, Brett.

375
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,959
Can't wait to look horny on TV.

376
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,439
Miaow!

377
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,279
Miaow.

378
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,319
Aagh! I did my hip! (LAUGHS) Ow.

379
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,999
Man, I hope there's
a camera behind me,

380
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,319
checking out my peach.

381
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,879
(LAUGHTER)

382
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:25,479
Now, in front of you
are three basketballs.

383
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,759
Slide your hands
along the grass slowly.

384
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:28,839
There it is. Pull it back.

385
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,199
That's the right ball.
You've got it.

386
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,399
Knock the two balls away...

387
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,239
With the blue one!
...with the blue one.

388
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,599
Great work. They're gone.

389
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,879
Hold the ball up in the air.
Don't put it too far.

390
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,599
And don't do a Nazi salute.
Oh. Like this?

391
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,799
Go forward. Can you feel it?
That's the net.

392
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:42,999
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
What?!

393
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,119
You touched orange.
You must return to the start.

394
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,359
How?!
Aagh!

395
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,839
How?

396
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,959
Oh, it's disappointing
for you, is it?

397
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,759
There's nothing I can grab
to assist me?

398
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:53,759
A chair?
What about a chair?

399
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,999
So, put your right hand up.
There we go.

400
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,959
That's a chair. Grab it.
I'm armed now. Yes!

401
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,600
Oh, wait. Wait.
I can do this shit now.

402
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,559
Is that clear?
Yes. Yes!

403
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:05,359
I'm gonna use this
like a zimmer frame.

404
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,919
And how far am I throwing?

405
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,119
I'm just gonna do it.

406
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,200
Oh!

407
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,399
Oh, my God! Are you OK?

408
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:20,119
I mean, I did get a camera in my
face, which is pretty sick.

409
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,159
So, what about that?
Is that... is that a good line?

410
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:25,639
Yep. We believe in you.
You got this.

411
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,439
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

412
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,999
We've done it! We've done it!
Oh, my God!

413
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,239
Well done!

414
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,399
Got it?

415
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,279
You bloody did it!
You did it! You did it!

416
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,760
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

417
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,119
Brett, it feels like a certain
amount of justice in this,

418
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,359
'cause over the series

419
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,919
you've put all the camera crew
in a lot of dangerous positions

420
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,079
and finally,
a camera injured you.

421
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,399
I know. I didn't...

422
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,999
Like, I threw the ball,
the camera hit me in my face,

423
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,519
and then I started bleeding
in my mouth,

424
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,519
and the "stunt coordinator"
didn't stop it.

425
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,519
And then I was like,
"We've gotta go again."

426
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:00,639
Like, "Do you wanna
stop the...?"

427
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:04,079
I was like, "No!
I need to finish this!"

428
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,559
Yeah, he had a rough time,
but, you know,

429
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,719
it was really hot in that van
for us as well, wasn't it?

430
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:08,879
(LAUGHTER)

431
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,799
OK. So, how long did it take?

432
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,639
They took 37 minutes
and 9 seconds.

433
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:18,399
Oh, my gosh! You bloody ripper!
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

434
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,959
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no.

435
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,799
Oh, no!
It's not good. It's not good.

436
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,479
That's before we add the O's.

437
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:27,239
Celia and Joel said 76 words
starting with O, including,

438
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,679
"Oh, no," "Oh, come on,"
"Oh, (BLEEP)," "Oh, shit"...

439
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,919
(LAUGHTER)

440
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,879
..."Oh, get (BLEEP)ed,"
and "Okie-dokie."

441
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,159
(LAUGHTER)

442
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,519
Oh, that's you. Okie-dokie.

443
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,119
So that means your total time

444
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,039
is 3 hours, 9 minutes
and 9 seconds,

445
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,039
beating the other team
by 14 minutes!

446
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,360
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

447
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:48,799
That's pretty close.

448
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,679
I reckon I'll give
the drive show five, five, five

449
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,039
and the breakfast show
four, four.

450
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,719
OK, great.
Oh, what?!

451
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,759
Whoooo!
Take that.

452
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,239
Alright, so, what has that
done to the episode scores?

453
00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,919
Well, we've got Anisa
and Brett in last place

454
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,079
on six points apiece,

455
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,239
but Joel's in the lead
with ten points at the moment.

456
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,159
(CHEERING APPLAUSE)

457
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,679
Comeback.

458
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,039
Let's see another one, then.

459
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,480
I think, therefore I am.
If you think, then you am too.

460
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,680
Hello, Thomas.

461
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,599
"Splatter this pumpkin."

462
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,439
Easy. Do I even need
to continue?

463
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,399
"You may not go on the balcony."

464
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,439
"Most profound splatter wins."

465
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,119
"Your attempt ends
as soon as..."

466
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:47,359
"..the pumpkin's... flesh..."
TOM: Mm.

467
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,759
"..is exposed."

468
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,719
Oh, my.
That sounds very graphic.

469
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,839
"You have 20 minutes.
Your time starts now."

470
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,039
Oh, that's fun.

471
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,599
Most profound?
Prof... Who uses that word?

472
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,480
Do you write these?
Mm-hm.

473
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,839
How do I know?
How did I know that?

474
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,919
Profound is, like...
mind-opening?

475
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,599
"Socrates did what now?" Buh!

476
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,679
Don't think it's gonna... break.

477
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,039
It's showing
interesting insights.

478
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,319
Pumpkins are boring!

479
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,399
I'm so angry in the lab.

480
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,759
I gotta get out of the lab.

481
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,759
Can we go for a walk?

482
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,039
Sure.
Let's go for a walk.

483
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,120
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

484
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,359
So, you just have to break open
the pumpkin in a profound way.

485
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,399
That's it.

486
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,319
Let's see some pumpkin
splattering, then.

487
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,599
Let's step onto his pumpkin
patch, kids - it's Rove McManus.

488
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,759
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

489
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,079
I want to shoot it
out of this cannon.

490
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,679
That's what I want to do.

491
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,239
But I can't, because
this isn't a proper cannon.

492
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,319
But what if I THINK it is?

493
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,519
What if I use
my profound thoughts

494
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:50,439
to shoot this pumpkin all the
way over to the dock and smash?

495
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:51,719
How's your mind gonna do that?

496
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:52,959
Imagination.

497
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,599
And the power of editing.
(CHUCKLES)

498
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,960
Ready?
Yep.

499
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,239
Three. Two. One.

500
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,999
(CANNONBALL WHISTLING)

501
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:06,040
(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

502
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,759
(LAUGHTER)

503
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:13,119
Whew! (CHORTLES) Pwhoa!

504
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:17,800
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

505
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,240
TOM: OK, so...

506
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,239
So, what was the profound bit?

507
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,999
It's the Schrodinger's cat idea

508
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,999
that, until...
until an action happens,

509
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,999
both outcomes are possible.
OK.

510
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,119
So, the idea that I have burst
the... smashed the pumpkin

511
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,639
with another
alternate-reality me

512
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,039
to tell me that it has happened

513
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,639
with the power of my own mind.

514
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,199
Wow.

515
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,999
That WAS profound.

516
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,720
It was pretty deep. Don't drown.

517
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,039
I feel like, uh,

518
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,560
maybe the editors deserve
the points on that one.

519
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,359
That's also part of it,
Tom, is just,

520
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,199
I had to believe that
that was gonna happen.

521
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,239
I had to will it to believe.

522
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,599
They could have just
left me hanging

523
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,199
like they did
with the Harry Potter one,

524
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,799
going... going, "Sparks! Sparks!"

525
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,559
Alright, time for a break.

526
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,279
Still everything to play for.

527
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:11,239
We'll be back soon
with more pumpkin splattering.

528
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,240
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

529
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,799
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

530
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:25,039
Welcome back to
the season finale of Taskmaster,

531
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,519
where we're watching comedians
do to pumpkins

532
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,199
what I'm going to do
to their careers.

533
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,879
Yes, our contestants are trying

534
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,399
to splatter pumpkins
in the most profound way.

535
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,799
Like zombies and nudists,

536
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,279
they're fangin' for flesh.

537
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,519
It's Anisa and Joel.

538
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,359
(LAUGHTER)

539
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,839
Did you do theatre in school?

540
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,199
I did drama in Year 9 and 10.
Perfect.

541
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,439
Well, pumpkins make me think
of, uh, Cinderella.

542
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,919
You need to put that on.
OK.

543
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:52,239
Now you are Prince Charming,
come to save Rapunzel...

544
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,879
Oh.
...from her castle.

545
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,439
I think that Cinderella
made the wrong choice

546
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,639
going with the prince.

547
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,879
Why don't you have a practice?

548
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:02,159
Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
let down your hair!

549
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,359
Yeah. Good enough.

550
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:05,159
He didn't even have money.

551
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,159
Didn't he?
No. His dad had money.

552
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,759
The dad would have been
a bit old, no?

553
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,799
Exactly. Splat!

554
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:11,959
Get down on a knee.
OK.

555
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,559
Yeah. This is...
this is her castle.

556
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,439
Yep.
And, action!

557
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,199
Cinderella shouldn't have
married the prince.

558
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,599
She should have married the dad
'cause he had more money.

559
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,679
Splat!

560
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,759
(LAUGHTER)

561
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,879
Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
let down your hair!

562
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:28,080
No, Rapunzel! You must die!

563
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,559
Cinderella shouldn't have
married the prince.

564
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,799
She should have married the dad
'cause he had more money.

565
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,359
Bah!

566
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,280
You're bloody kidding me.

567
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,400
Blood.
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

568
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,279
He had property. Bam!

569
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,160
You're absolutely kidding me
right now.

570
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,399
Wow.
That was very good.

571
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,519
He had property!

572
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,719
He was old, but he had property!

573
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,040
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

574
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,279
So, Anisa, you were saying
he was old, but he had property.

575
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:10,039
Is that the most profound thing
that you could come up with?

576
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,919
'Cause for me, that's not
profound - it's just my life.

577
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,719
(LAUGHTER)

578
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:15,719
Wow.

579
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,439
That is not profound for you,
but for my generation it is...

580
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,919
...it's a very profound message.

581
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,479
I think that girls
should not go for guys

582
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,799
that are super good-looking,

583
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,559
they should go for men who have
a good-looking super, so...

584
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:30,560
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

585
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,519
So, Joel, what happened to you?

586
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,119
You started pumpkin Cinderella

587
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,479
and then you did some weird
Cinderella-Rapunzel mashup?

588
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,079
Uh, no.
'Cause Rapunzel had nothing...

589
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,679
Anisa was doing Cinderella,
old man.

590
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,199
OK.
I...

591
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,959
(LAUGHTER)

592
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,279
To be fair, if you pulled
the Botox out of your face

593
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,519
we'd look the same age.

594
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,759
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

595
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,679
(CHEERING)

596
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,040
We would.

597
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,159
Whatever! OK?

598
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,639
Um, we both did fairytales,

599
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,879
and I think if anyone put the
'fairy' in 'fairytale', it's me.

600
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,119
Um...

601
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,359
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

602
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,399
OK.
Yeah, which is...

603
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,879
Yeah, but you dressed up,
you made up a story,

604
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,959
and then you smashed it, and it
was kind of profound, I guess.

605
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,679
Couldn't agree more, handsome.
I'm just saying, Anisa,

606
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,599
you just said something profound
and smashed it.

607
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,159
A bit less effort, perhaps.

608
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,719
Oh, no, no, no.
That pumpkin was thick!

609
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,999
(LAUGHTER)

610
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,839
Look at my hands!
I was trying so hard.

611
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,519
OK.
Sorry. I'm not yelling at you.

612
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,039
I'm just trying
to communicate a point.

613
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,759
You're yelling at my super.

614
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,960
(LAUGHTER)

615
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,879
Alright, let's see someone
else's vegetable murder, please.

616
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,719
She can talk the talk
and walk the walk,

617
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,039
but can she squash the squash?

618
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,239
It's Celia Pacquola.

619
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,919
Can I get a cherry picker?

620
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,199
Cherry picker?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

621
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,559
Can I have one?

622
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,319
(GASPS)

623
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:49,599
Shit, yeah!

624
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,679
We have arranged a scissor lift.
(LAUGHS)

625
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,839
G'day.
Hi.

626
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,079
This is the,
uh, scissor lift guy.

627
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,319
Scissor lift guy?
Guy.

628
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,959
What's your name? Is it Guy?
Scissor Lift Guy.

629
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:57,999
Oh! (LAUGHS)

630
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,479
How high up does it go?
This will go six metres.

631
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,439
That's pretty profound.

632
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,439
Do you have any profound sayings
or words of wisdom?

633
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,559
Pumpkins down... life up?

634
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,359
Pumpkins down, life up!
I love it!

635
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,599
See?

636
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,159
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Tom, have you seen Geoffrey?

637
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,759
Who's Geoffrey?
What do you mean?

638
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,959
Geoffrey is your father.
He's my husband. Where is he?

639
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,439
Oh, the pump...? Yep.
The pumpkin!

640
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,919
Your father is a pumpkin!
I know Geoffrey.

641
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,639
I think he's climbed a big...
What?!

642
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,079
...scissor lift.
What are you...? (SCREAMS)

643
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,759
Geoffrey, what are you doing?!

644
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,599
"I can fly." You CAN'T fly!
We've talked about this!

645
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,999
Why did you let him get up
there?!

646
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,439
He thinks he can fly?
Geoffrey, you can't fly!

647
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,599
Can you tell him?
Geoffrey, you idiot!

648
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,239
You're a pumpkin. You can't fly!

649
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,039
You moron!
He's your father.

650
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,759
'Cause you... call him Geoffrey.
Oh.

651
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,719
"The only thing to fear
is fear itself."

652
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:40,959
What are you talking about?

653
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,319
There's heaps of more
things to fear,

654
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,119
like being splattered
from a great height, Geoffrey!

655
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,119
What's another profound thing
that I thought I was gonna say?

656
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:48,879
"I think, therefore I am."

657
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,119
I know you are!

658
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,439
What about
Scissor Lift Guy's, uh...

659
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,759
What did he say?
I've forgotten it.

660
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:53,839
What did you say?
What was it?

661
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,839
Uh, pumpkins down, life up?

662
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,999
Geoffrey!
Pumpkins down, life up!

663
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,959
That does actually sound like
an encouragement to fly.

664
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:01,479
It sounds like...
Scissor Lift Guy!

665
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,079
Don't listen
to Scissor Lift Guy!

666
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,760
"I'm listening
to the Scissor Lift Guy!"

667
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:11,160
(DRAMATIC OPERATIC MUSIC)

668
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,239
"The Scissor Lift Guy
was right!"

669
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,959
(SCREAMS)

670
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,160
Geoffrey!

671
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,679
Oh, Geoffrey!

672
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,120
You did this!

673
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,119
I feel emotional. Are you OK?

674
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,079
I...I went
on a real journey there.

675
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,079
I'm fine.
I was full Method.

676
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,079
You're fine?
Yeah.

677
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,800
Thanks, Celia.
Thank you.

678
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,079
For long-term fans of the show,
they might have noticed

679
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,319
that Scissor Lift Guy
was Ladder Guy from season two.

680
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,599
Oh!

681
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,079
You'd remember, Brett.

682
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,599
Yeah, I wouldn't need
to call a guy.

683
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:59,039
I have a ticket to operate
one of those, but whatever.

684
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,799
Oh, where'd you get your ticket?
Was it at...

685
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,239
BOTH: TAFE!

686
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,919
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

687
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,119
So, Celia, it was
an amazing scene.

688
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,639
It was beautiful, very
entertaining, very emotional.

689
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,119
But was it profound?
I don't know.

690
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,159
I had a nice time. I thought
you could've done a bit better.

691
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,599
You know, I'm like,
it's your dad.

692
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,679
You refused to give me
any context.

693
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:17,679
Oh, yeah. that's right.

694
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,439
You didn't tell me what the
scene was even going to be.

695
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,439
That's right.

696
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,559
You said,
"You'll figure it out."

697
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,719
You didn't tell me the pumpkin's
name or anything like that.

698
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,559
Oh, that's the other thing -
I had the fishing wire

699
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,999
because I was not allowed
to go up in the scissor lift.

700
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,959
Because you didn't go to...
BOTH: TAFE.

701
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,279
No. I wasn't allowed up there.

702
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,959
OK, who's gonna
finish this one off for us?

703
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,559
Next up, with exposed flesh -

704
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,399
and I'm not talking about
the calendar in his bedroom -

705
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,919
it's Brett Blake.

706
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,799
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

707
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,679
(COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

708
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,319
That is good. (LAUGHS)

709
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,280
Have you got the little shorts?
(LAUGHS)

710
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,359
Is that my prince?

711
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,839
Oh, yeah, yeah. The sketch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

712
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,999
I'm your... I'm your love
interest or something, aren't I?

713
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,759
My prince!
I forgot. I don't care.

714
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,239
I just really wanted
to blow this up.

715
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,399
I'm Cinderella.
I'm here for my prince.

716
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,039
This is awesome, dude.

717
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,999
Have you guys got this
on camera? (LAUGHS)

718
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,239
I have an idea.

719
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,839
God, that's annoying for you.
Oh, my God.

720
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,679
It's another monobrow, isn't it?
It's another monobrow, dude.

721
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:20,879
Look at that. Can I have a
twirl? Look at that peach, baby!

722
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,279
Beautiful.

723
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,479
I think I'm still confused
as to what profound is,

724
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,919
but there's only one way
to figure it out.

725
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,439
Ready?

726
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,919
BOTH: Profound.

727
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,960
(LAUGHS)

728
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,599
Oh, hell, yeah, dude!

729
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,679
Ooh! That's ten points for sure.

730
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,559
(LAUGHS)

731
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:52,399
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

732
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,559
So after a whole series
of trying to blow shit up

733
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:55,639
and not being allowed,

734
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,159
they finally let you
blow something up.

735
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,919
'Cause, yeah, I was like,
"Can I use explosives on this?"

736
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,319
And they go, "Oh!"
And they finally gave up,

737
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,959
and this dude rocked up
with a van.

738
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,639
The worst part was, like,

739
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:07,959
because we didn't
have safety goggles,

740
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,719
like, you can't look
at the explosion.

741
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,559
So that was the first time
I got to see it, so...

742
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,959
It's in the opening titles,
every show.

743
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,559
Oh.

744
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,199
Once again, I don't watch this.
(LAUGHS)

745
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,519
So, what was profound
about that scene, though?

746
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,879
Like, I know you just said,
"Profound,"

747
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,719
but did that make it profound?

748
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:27,839
Tom, this may surprise you,

749
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,079
but I don't know
what 'profound' means.

750
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,279
(LAUGHTER)

751
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,919
It was kind of
the opposite of Celia's.

752
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,439
Celia gave me no background
to the scene.

753
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,759
You gave me background
to the scene -

754
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,559
you said, "This is
kind of like bogan Cinderella,

755
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:38,639
"and you're Cinderella."

756
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,039
And then, when I got there
doing the scene,

757
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,679
you had abandoned the scene.

758
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:42,799
Obviously,

759
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:46,119
you've never seen yourself
in a midriff before, dude.

760
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,319
You were so into it, Brett,
that at one point you said,

761
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,319
"Have you guys got this
on camera?"

762
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:55,399
(LAUGHTER)

763
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,239
I just got so excited.

764
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,359
I was overstimulated
in my little ADHD brain.

765
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,359
There was explosive,
Tom was in a midriff,

766
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,239
I was living
in a caravan - again.

767
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,959
It was great!

768
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,559
Alright, we need to hand out
some points here.

769
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,559
Yes.

770
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,039
I didn't find Anisa's profound.
No.

771
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,559
So one point to Anisa.
OK.

772
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,959
(BOOING)
Uh, two points to...

773
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,799
(BLEEP) off.
(LAUGHTER)

774
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,639
I'm gonna give
two points to Joel

775
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,879
because I thought it was
of only slightly higher quality.

776
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,479
I had a whole new nose on!
Oh.

777
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:23,559
(LAUGHTER)

778
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,119
It's a yearly thing for me.
(LAUGHTER)

779
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,839
I'm gonna give three points
to Rove

780
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,199
because it was kind of profound,
but I feel like

781
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,279
the editors probably deserve
most of the credit there.

782
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:36,319
Four points to Celia's, because
it was very exciting to watch,

783
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,399
and I was just happy to see
the Ladder Guy again.

784
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,639
Um, I'm gonna give five points

785
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,999
to Brett Blake's
profound love story.

786
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,519
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

787
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,599
And to be honest,

788
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,079
also because he finally
got to blow some shit up!

789
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,799
Yes!
Things are just getting good.

790
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,639
And you know what that means -
it must be time for an ad break,

791
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,119
'cause we want to lose
all the momentum we've got.

792
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,559
We'll be right back after this.

793
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,560
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

794
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,519
Welcome back to Taskmaster.

795
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,599
It's the grand finale, so we're
pulling out all the stops.

796
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:15,439
During the ad break, we had
red cordial and some Smarties.

797
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,479
Sure.
Cashman, what are we up to?

798
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,119
It's our final task
at Sandown Racecourse

799
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,239
and our final film task
of the season.

800
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,680
(ROVE GASPS)

801
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,000
Ooh!

802
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,560
Hello!

803
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,280
Hi, Joel.
Hello.

804
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,559
It said 'pull'
but it goes both ways.

805
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:51,679
This looks fun.

806
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,279
You think?
Of course it looks fun.

807
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,879
It's packs of hula hoops
and rainbow balls.

808
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,000
This is so cool.
Another athletic event.

809
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:00,400
Michael Jordan.

810
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,639
Gonna made me bend down,
are you?

811
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,999
Couldn't have got a table,
champ? Ahh!

812
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,120
Budget cuts.

813
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,519
"Roll a ball into a..."

814
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,119
(PANTS, SIGHS)

815
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,919
I just walked up the stairs.

816
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:18,199
"Roll a ball into a hoop
from the furthest distance."

817
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,839
"You may choose to place
50 hoops and roll one ball..."

818
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,399
"..or place one hoop
and roll 50 balls..."

819
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:29,999
"..or place 25 hoops and roll
25 balls whilst blindfolded."

820
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,239
Huh?

821
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:34,399
"You must roll the ball
from behind the line."

822
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,039
CELIA: "Furthest
successful roll wins."

823
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:40,359
"You have 15 minutes.
Your time starts... now."

824
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,719
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Yep.

825
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,719
OK. You know what?

826
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,719
This involves some
physical coordination,

827
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,319
so I am pessimistic.

828
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,199
(LAUGHTER)

829
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,519
What?!
Who's first?

830
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,199
♪ Hoop! There... ♪
will be,

831
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,519
as soon as someone presses play
in the video control room.

832
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,799
It's Brett and Celia.

833
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,599
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

834
00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,839
I think I need a blindfold.

835
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,119
25 and 25.

836
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,599
We're going big.
We're gonna go big.

837
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,080
50 balls?
50 balls.

838
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,199
Yeah! Done it.

839
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,679
Locked in.
OK.

840
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:09,919
(LAUGHS)

841
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,719
I guess the rest
is up to the gods.

842
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,759
And you, I guess.
Yeah. I'm a god.

843
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,519
That seems...
that's really far away.

844
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:16,519
Yeah.

845
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,639
Can you go stand
at the door over there?

846
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,599
And then you can call out to me
and I'll know where you are.

847
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:21,919
Right.

848
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,799
I'm actually now
regretting this.

849
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:24,799
Anyway.

850
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,239
OK, I've got 50. Let's go.

851
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,639
Oh, you're joking me.

852
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,000
Are you joking?

853
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,759
Eff. I could have
done it further.

854
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,760
Marco!
Polo!

855
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,719
Did that go in?

856
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,000
Tom?

857
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,119
Go. Go.

858
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,199
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God.

859
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,599
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

860
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,559
Oh, please! (LAUGHS)

861
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,559
Marco!
Polo.

862
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,279
Are you moving?
Nup.

863
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,280
You (BLEEP)in' are.
No, I'm not.

864
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,239
Come on, mate. Look at that.

865
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,119
Look at it! Get in there!

866
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,120
Oh!

867
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:05,719
Oh, shit.

868
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,839
Has this thing moved?
Nope.

869
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,999
Mother(BLEEP).

870
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,679
It has to have moved,

871
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,440
because it was to the right
of the red thing.

872
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,360
Go on and get... (MUTTERS)

873
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,679
I'm cool. No, that's cool.
That's cool.

874
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,799
You've def...
Oh, shit. What's that?

875
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,119
Oh, I found it again.

876
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,840
Marco!
Polo!

877
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,520
(BLEEP) off, Tom. You've moved.

878
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,639
Now I'm getting worried
It's not gonna happen!

879
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:41,920
Oh, shut up!

880
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,720
Oh!

881
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,759
You're (BLEEP) moving, dude.
No, I haven't.

882
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,200
Cool. We'll play it that way.

883
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,920
Come on. If there is a...
Come on, you f...!

884
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,680
(BLEEP)! Now I'm out of balls.

885
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,960
Now, you've done this to me
before. Don't you...

886
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,120
(SQUEALS)

887
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,799
Are you kidding me?
Is it in? I can't see!

888
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,199
I think it's on the lip.

889
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,239
(BLEEP)!

890
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:27,759
You've got four remaining.

891
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,400
Oh! Hell, yeah.

892
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,319
That felt like a wall.

893
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,799
I mean...

894
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,399
...if I don't get it,

895
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,319
I'm still a good person, right?

896
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,359
You know how you'd be
an even better person, though.

897
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,520
I really do.

898
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,279
(SCREAMS, LAUGHS)

899
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,959
That count... that counted!
I counted! I hit it!

900
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,559
Tom. Tom.

901
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,039
Tom, I will burn
this place to the ground.

902
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,120
There we go.
Oh, (BLEEP).

903
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:07,599
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

904
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,119
Thanks, Celia.
Bye, Tom.

905
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,919
Ugh!

906
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,239
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

907
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:15,559
Stressful.

908
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:18,199
So... Celia...

909
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,719
I'm not ready to talk about it.

910
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,039
(LAUGHTER)

911
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,159
I almost pulled off
a goddamn trick shot!

912
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,799
Didn't I, Tom?
What do you mean?

913
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:26,999
What do you mean,
what do I mean?

914
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,399
I almost got it in
by hitting another ball,

915
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,399
you know, in pool, and...

916
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,999
You know what a trick shot is.
You're mocking me.

917
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,799
That's EVERY shot in pool.

918
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,679
(LAUGHTER)

919
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,039
Goddammit!

920
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,519
Remember,
there's five of us, Tom.

921
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:39,719
I like how halfway through

922
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:41,759
you started to get worried that
you weren't going to get it.

923
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:42,759
Yeah.

924
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,359
That's how I felt
right from the beginning

925
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,799
when you gave yourself a target

926
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,319
that even a champion lawn bowler
could struggle with.

927
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,959
You said a champion lawn
bowler would struggle,

928
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:55,239
and I struggled, so you just
called me a champion. Thank you.

929
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:57,039
(CHEERING)
Thank you!

930
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,839
Does he not remember the tongs?

931
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,879
And so, Brett was throwing them
in all different directions.

932
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,519
Yep.
So just...

933
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,039
Is there bonus points
for hitting camera guys?

934
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,439
But also, let's be
really clear here.

935
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,039
You put lesser Tom
at the other end

936
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,559
so that you would know
where the hoops were...

937
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:12,559
Yep.

938
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,039
And then you proceeded
to never believe

939
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,999
that he was
where he said he was.

940
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:16,999
Yeah. Fair.

941
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,039
But also, the roof was low
and I've got a big throw,

942
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,399
so I feel like I was disadva...

943
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,959
If that was outside,
I reckon I would have won.

944
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,119
But, anyway.

945
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:25,319
(LAUGHTER)

946
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,959
Alright, whose ball-hooping
are we gonna see next?

947
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,879
From Rove Live
and Instagram Live,

948
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,239
It's Rove and Anisa.

949
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:37,559
I choose to place 50 hoops
and roll one ball.

950
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,159
I'm really smart and I'm
really good at stuff, so 50.

951
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:45,640
Let's start by firstly seeing
if I can spin them on my arms.

952
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:51,639
(LAUGHTER, CHEERING)

953
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,799
Answer - kind of.

954
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,879
Bro! This is too easy.

955
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,999
Man, I'm going for it.
I'm going long.

956
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,520
Because you never
know your luck.

957
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,279
You know what?
I'm really good at stuff.

958
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,199
(BLEEP). That's too far, dude.

959
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,199
Oh, I'm piffing it there,
easy. Alright.

960
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,079
I overestimated my abilities.

961
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:14,879
(LAUGHTER)

962
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,159
Final hoop has been placed.

963
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:18,719
A whole lot of hoopla.

964
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,159
Hoop-de-doo.

965
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,999
Hoompty Dumpty.

966
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,599
(LAUGHTER)
(SNORTS)

967
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:27,199
If I miss this,
it's just gonna be atrocious.

968
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,159
It'll be pathetic, even.

969
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,919
But the thing is,
it's so far away

970
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,759
that if I throw it,
it's gonna bounce out of there.

971
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,240
OK, drum roll, please.

972
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,719
Alright, let's do this.

973
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:40,159
Wha!

974
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,360
(EXHALES)

975
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:55,479
Wait. Wait.
Turn around. Turn around.

976
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,839
It's coming around.

977
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,239
Jeez, that's quite the...

978
00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,799
...quite the gradient there.

979
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,240
Kobe!

980
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,640
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

981
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,040
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

982
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,720
Push.

983
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,639
(APPLAUSE)

984
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,960
It's starting to seem.
I was pessimistic for a reason.

985
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,399
So, Anisa,
somehow you invented a hack

986
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,879
where you got 50 hoops
to be one hoop?

987
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,559
Yeah.

988
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,879
What were you thinking?

989
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:29,999
Ugh!

990
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,559
I was thinking that
it wasn't gonna... (LAUGHS)

991
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,639
...roll out.
Yeah.

992
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:36,999
The ball wasn't gonna roll out.

993
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,279
But I didn't count on
how bouncy it was.

994
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:42,199
Mm. So, you essentially
put all your eggs in one basket.

995
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,519
That was the one option.

996
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,199
In fact, you did it so well,

997
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,839
I think we should change
that expression now

998
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,239
to 'putting all your hoops
in one spot'.

999
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:50,639
(LAUGHTER)

1000
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,559
I just wanted to make sure

1001
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:56,119
that I got something
on the scoreboard.

1002
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,119
(LAUGHTER)

1003
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,279
That was the most
conservative thing...

1004
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,599
You did - zero.

1005
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,039
(LAUGHTER)

1006
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,279
Now let's roll
our attention into a break

1007
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,319
and get caught in the hoops
of some ads.

1008
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,319
Back soon.

1009
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:12,280
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1010
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,159
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1011
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,479
Hello, and welcome back
to Taskmaster.

1012
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,759
It's the season finale, and
we've saved the best till last.

1013
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,559
We really are
going out with a bang

1014
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,279
with this final task,
aren't we, Cashman?

1015
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,279
That's right.

1016
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,599
Our contestants are trying
to roll a ball into a hoop.

1017
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:35,719
(LAUGHTER)

1018
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:36,919
OK, if I'm correct,

1019
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,479
we've still got one special
little boy to go, right, Tom?

1020
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,999
(LAUGHTER, CHEERING)

1021
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,079
Little boy?
You've changed your language.

1022
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,279
Will it be a toilet roll
or the roll of a lifetime?

1023
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,759
Here's Joel Creasey.

1024
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,199
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1025
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,040
I think I might go
for the 25-25 option.

1026
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,999
I reckon the floor's
on a slight rake.

1027
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,999
It's an old building.
I don't trust it.

1028
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,680
I think I need to line that side
of the room with hoops.

1029
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,359
(EXCLAMATIONS)

1030
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:06,959
(SINGS OPERATIC NOTE)

1031
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:10,479
I think that's quite far.
Let's get rolling.

1032
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,959
Oh, this is quite...
It's quite hard on the nose.

1033
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,480
It's quite...
You can't really...

1034
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:19,600
What's a good rolling technique?
Like, maybe, like, one knee?

1035
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:27,719
(EXCLAMATIONS)

1036
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,599
Good?

1037
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:30,719
What do you reckon?

1038
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:33,479
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1039
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,160
Thanks, Joel.
Thank you.

1040
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:38,279
Bye!
See ya.

1041
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,840
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1042
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,680
One ball!
I'm about to cry!

1043
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,439
ANISA: Amazing!

1044
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,119
Finally!

1045
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,879
Well, for the whole series,
you've been saying

1046
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,359
that you're no good
at sportsball.

1047
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,079
And then you walk into the room.

1048
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,519
You lie down like a pro golfer
to check the...

1049
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,520
Well, I know the fancy sports.

1050
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,079
I was about to give
a public apology

1051
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:14,479
to my... to my friends
and family and fan

1052
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,359
that I let down on this show,

1053
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,239
but I'm happy...
I've had the time of my life

1054
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:20,199
and I'm happy to go out
with that one.

1055
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,399
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1056
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,439
Am I right in thinking

1057
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,479
you just sent Joel home
with a blindfold on?

1058
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,919
Joel happily left
with the blindfold on,

1059
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,519
not knowing how he'd done,
and just found out then.

1060
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,759
I thought we were meant to.
(LAUGHS)

1061
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,559
OK, so, uh, what are the scores?
(LAUGHS) What are the scores?

1062
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,919
Well, zero for everyone
who's not called Joel Creasey,

1063
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,479
and Joel gets five points!

1064
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,680
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1065
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,239
What's that do
to the episode scores?

1066
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:48,919
Well, we've got Anisa
on seven points.

1067
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,519
Rove's on 10. Brett's on 11.
Celia's on 13.

1068
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,319
But Joel's in the lead
with 17 points.

1069
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,159
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
ROVE: Hey!

1070
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,679
♪ Come on, little fella,
come on, come on. ♪

1071
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,799
Alright, comedians,
chair time's over.

1072
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:03,000
For one last time, make your way
to the stage for the live task.

1073
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,879
OK, Lesser Tom, what are we
going to see up there?

1074
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,359
Joel will do the honours.

1075
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,719
"Pop the most party poppers..."

1076
00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:14,960
I'll start again.

1077
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:19,559
"Pop the most party popper
poppings into your bowl.

1078
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:22,119
"If you choose to pop
from the close mat,

1079
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,080
"you must wear lobster hands.

1080
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:27,799
"If you choose to pop
from the far mat,

1081
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,999
"you can use your person hands."

1082
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,919
(LAUGHTER)

1083
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,319
"You have 150 seconds,

1084
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,919
"after which Tom
will pop his big boy."

1085
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,159
(LAUGHTER)

1086
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,520
OK.
(WHOOPING, CHEERING)

1087
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:47,199
"Any big boy poppings that land
in your bowl also count.

1088
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,079
"Most poppings in their bowl
wins."

1089
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,319
Do I have to wear these?

1090
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,439
This is... like...
Yes.

1091
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,799
I've got a lot of friends
in action sport.

1092
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,679
I don't wanna look like a nerd.

1093
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,879
Alright, so, lobster hands,
please step up to their mats.

1094
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,399
This is crazy.

1095
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,679
Are we ready?
Let the popping begin.

1096
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:04,240
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
Oh my goodness.

1097
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,880
We're away.
Jeez, it smells good.

1098
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:12,360
What is happening?!

1099
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,760
Lobster hands
was the worst idea.

1100
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,000
There's none in there!

1101
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,320
One minute remaining.

1102
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:29,560
Oh! This is actually
harder than it looks!

1103
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,999
Aaagh!

1104
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,319
How long left, Tom?

1105
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,079
30 seconds left.
Oh! That's a good one.

1106
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,639
Aaagh!
Yes, bitch!

1107
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,200
Aaah!

1108
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:53,600
Five. Four. Three. Two. One.

1109
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,000
(LAUGHTER)

1110
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,199
He hasn't popped it yet!
He hasn't popped it yet!

1111
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,239
He has not popped it yet!
Aaagh!

1112
00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:10,879
He has not popped it!

1113
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,879
All the information you need
is in the task!

1114
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,520
All the information
you need is in the task!

1115
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:20,040
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1116
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,199
Alright, we're gonna
add all that up.

1117
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:25,879
We'll be back after the break
to find out

1118
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,199
who the champion is
of season five.

1119
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,160
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1120
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:38,599
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1121
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,959
Welcome back to the
season finale of Taskmaster.

1122
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,879
Soon we'll know which
comedian will win my head

1123
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:48,079
and spend the rest of their life
looking me in the eyes

1124
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:49,759
from the comfort of their home.

1125
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,319
But first, Cashman,

1126
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:54,639
can we get the scores
for that live task, please?

1127
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,679
Yes, we can.

1128
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,119
We've weighed all the poppings,
removing the caps

1129
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,159
and the containers you lobbed
in there, Joel.

1130
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:01,479
(LAUGHTER)

1131
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,079
And due to my ineptitude,

1132
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,079
there were no big-boy poppings
in anyone's bowl.

1133
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,199
I know. You had to give it
to daddy to pop, didn't you?

1134
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,800
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

1135
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:18,959
So, Brett had the least
poppings, with 0.6g.

1136
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,639
Then it was Joel with 0.8.

1137
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,279
Celia had 1.5g of poppings.
What?!

1138
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:23,519
Anisa had 3.2.

1139
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,959
But Rove wins the live task
with 3.4g of poppings.

1140
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,760
Wow. OK.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1141
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,839
So, who's the episode winner
for tonight?

1142
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,479
So, Anisa has 11 points.

1143
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:35,759
Brett ends up with 12.

1144
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,719
Rove has 15. Celia has 16.

1145
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:39,959
But Joel has won the episode
with 19 points.

1146
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,119
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1147
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:43,839
Congratulations, Joel.

1148
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:47,440
Please go up and enjoy your
collection of broken prizes.

1149
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,119
Am I gonna
have to get waxed again?

1150
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,679
What have we learnt?

1151
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:56,399
Well, by stomping oranges
and exploding pumpkins,

1152
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,280
Brett finally learnt to enjoy
fruits and vegetables.

1153
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:04,239
Anisa taught us all not to chase
super good-looking guys,

1154
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:06,319
but guys with
good-looking super.

1155
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,759
(LAUGHTER)

1156
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,519
And we all learnt that Joel
is our episode winner.

1157
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:11,959
Congratulations!

1158
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,360
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1159
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,560
Nup.
No!

1160
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,239
Alright, there it is - another
season has run its course

1161
00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:31,079
and it's given us
quite the flutter.

1162
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,679
We found ourselves
betting big on a racetrack

1163
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,479
for little Cashman.

1164
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,679
Brett's desperate need
for horseplay

1165
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,399
led to some very desperate
stunt coordinators

1166
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,799
galloping in
to shut things down.

1167
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,279
Joel brought the thoroughbred
energy when hooping,

1168
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,079
but still couldn't find
Tom underground

1169
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,639
or a ball in plain sight.

1170
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,039
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1171
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,639
Anisa stunned
with an elegant shoey

1172
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,239
worthy of a dressage
competition.

1173
00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:01,799
Celia's escalator sci-fi
was so epic

1174
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,479
it's become as beloved
as Phar Lap.

1175
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:07,159
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1176
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,759
And Rove has never
had home track advantage more

1177
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,199
than when he was
cringely quoting,

1178
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,839
"Do I make you horny, baby?"

1179
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,119
(LAUGHTER)

1180
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:17,319
BRETT: Brilliant.

1181
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,479
Now it's down
to the photo finish.

1182
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,639
Lesser Tom, do your thing

1183
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,079
and tell us,

1184
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:27,039
who is our season winner?

1185
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:28,199
Joel...

1186
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:29,959
...has 134 points.

1187
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,319
(LAUGHTER)

1188
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:33,799
I was ready. I was ready.

1189
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,319
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Play on. Play on.

1190
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,639
Anisa is in fourth place
with 142.

1191
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,439
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1192
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,199
Celia has 145 points.

1193
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,279
Thank you.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1194
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,279
Brett has 150 points.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1195
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:53,119
But the Taskmaster Australia
series five champion,

1196
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,559
with 159 points,

1197
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,279
is Rove McManus!

1198
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:59,960
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1199
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,799
Oh, no! No!

1200
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,840
Big boy! Big boy! Big boy!
Oh, my God!

1201
00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:11,519
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1202
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:13,639
Congratulations!

1203
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,239
Rove, you are the winner...
Oh, thank you.

1204
00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:17,439
...of Taskmaster season five.

1205
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:18,639
Congratulations.
Thanks, mate.

1206
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,319
Thank you very much.
It's better than a Gold Logie.

1207
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,919
It is. It is!

1208
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:26,280
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1209
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,520
Congratulations, Rove!

1210
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,000
What are you doing
outside my house?

1211
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,880
Oh! Hell, yeah!

1212
00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:59,240
Hey, Paul.

1213
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,639
I'd start the music now.

1214
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,479
Aagh!
Come on!

1215
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,159
Aaaagh!
Eat shit.

1216
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:06,519
What?
Oh, yeah!

1217
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,039
This one is annoying me a lot.

1218
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:09,839
(LAUGHS) It is so scary!

1219
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,279
(SCREAMS)

1220
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,799
Shit!

1221
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,359
Uggggh!

1222
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:15,959
Agh! Shit!

1223
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:17,439
There's no-one helping me!

1224
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:18,480
You're a (BLEEP), Paul.

1225
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,040
Bye, Paul.