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(BRIGHT JAZZY MUSIC)
Argh!
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(MUSIC RESUMES)
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Oh!
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Yes!
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(GROANS)
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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Hello and welcome
to the grand finale
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of Taskmaster Australia
season two.
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This is the final episode
of the series
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and I am the final man.
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When I perish, so will every other
human being on this planet.
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Because I am the Taskmaster.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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Tonight, we will see our contestants
attempt their final set of tasks
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and by the end of this show,
we will have a series champion
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for which they will receive this -
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a chocolate-filled, gold foil-wrapped
statue of my glorious head.
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(APPLAUSE)
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This is my 10th time introducing them
and I'm almost sick of it.
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But let's do it once again
for good measure.
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Our contestants are Anne Edmonds.
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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
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Jenny Tian.
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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
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Josh Thomas.
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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
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Lloyd Langford.
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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
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And Wil Anderson.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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And by my side, a man who yesterday
casually told me
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that he wishes he had a USB port
in his body.
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(LAUGHTER)
It's Tom Cashman.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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How's it going?
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Not too bad. I was just thinking,
looking back over the last season,
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I've been asked a lot to blink twice
if I'm not OK.
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Oh.
(LAUGHTER)
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And it occurred to me
that's not a very effective way
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to communicate a secret message,
blinking twice
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'cause you could accidentally
blink twice.
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I think the saying should be blink
17 times if you're not OK.
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Can you do that? 17?
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(LAUGHTER)
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That was 16.
'Cause I'm having a ball.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Ironically, also what his sex robot
looks like
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when she's malfunctioning.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Alright?
Yep.
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What task is first?
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We've got a bit of a weird prize
task this week.
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Lloyd Langford was asked
to bring along
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something he has never heard of.
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Everybody else has been asked
to bring along something
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that Lloyd Langford
has never heard of.
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(LAUGHTER)
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(APPLAUSE)
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Probably the best way to get a gauge
of Lloyd from Lloyd himself.
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Lloyd, what haven't you heard of?
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I was in a record shop
outside of Newcastle
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and I selected a cassette of music
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and I couldn't distinguish
the name of the band.
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Is that the band name at the top
there, maybe?
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I've looked it up. The band
is a Belgian death metal group
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called Goat Vomit.
Oh.
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OK. Wil, what have you brought in
that Lloyd hasn't heard of?
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Well, it's an iconic Australian
television character.
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This character right here.
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(AUDIENCE SIGHS AND CLAPS)
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Lloyd...?
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Do you know who that is?
Lloyd, who's that?
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I don't know who that is.
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It is Humphrey B. Bear,
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who was an iconic Australian
children's TV entertainer.
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Was a bear that wore obviously
a waist jacket, but no pants
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and entertained children.
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But the good news was...
never talked.
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(LAUGHTER)
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We had a lot of children's
entertainers in the UK
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that didn't wear pants and...
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I'd stay silent too
if my behaviour was like that.
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(LAUGHTER)
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That was at least 18.
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Jenny, what did you bring
in that Lloyd hasn't heard of?
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Throughout this entire series,
you know,
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like, we know about Lloyd
and Anne being married
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and Lloyd really loves Anne.
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And I know that Lloyd
cares about Anne so much
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so I have brought him a manual.
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Oh, OK.
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(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
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OK.
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If we take a look inside, um...
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(LAUGHTER)
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Yeah, well, this this one's about
you being rugged and dreamy
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and how you can have
that boyish charm for Anne.
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And you know, if we take
a look at the next page,
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you know...
(LAUGHTER)
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..here's how to be a prince
among men.
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And I also know
that you have, like, a child
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so there's a page in there about
really teaching the next generation
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how to, you know, move forward
and model your behaviour.
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So this is the final page.
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(LAUGHTER)
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(APPLAUSE)
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There is one thing, Jenny,
they're not married.
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And that has really ruins Lloyd's
surprise for the end of the show
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he told me about.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Yeah, well, when I allocate points,
I might have to factor that in.
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Anne, what did you bring in
that Lloyd hasn't heard of?
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I brought in...
Oh, (BLEEP)
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(LAUGHTER)
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No, nothing nasty. Decent shorts.
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(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
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Because I can't remember which
episode but earlier in the season,
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we had, uh, tasks that was bringing
something that's seen the most shit.
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Yeah. And you brought
his terrible house shorts.
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His house shorts
that make me physically sick.
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Those...those shorts that you
brought in on an earlier episode
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were my house shorts.
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And they shouldn't be seen
by anyone else.
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(LAUGHTER)
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And I have, like, outside...
You know, I have outside shorts.
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So, Josh, what did you bring in
that Lloyd hasn't heard of?
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Oh, yeah. Have you heard of, it's
an Australian cartoon character,
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it's called Set It Straight Shirley?
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You wouldn't of, I made her up.
Um...
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So this is her...
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I was worried there for a while, too.
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And, um, what Shirley does,
is she, like, um...
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..she sets things straight.
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So what she's doing right now
is she's pointing at
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just a chess piece holding a sword.
(LAUGHTER)
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And another one and another one...
(CHEERING)
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..and another one and another one
and another one.
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And, um, the next thing
that she, um...
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Um...
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Also now, um, what Set It Straight
Shirley wants to point at
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is just some hidden camera footage
that, um, one of the producers took
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of you saying that you like me!
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MAN: Just thought I'd check.
I mean, it's not a biggie.
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Just checking with five of us,
I suppose, but it's all...
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Feels sort of...
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Oh, just...
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No, more just me checking...
Just checking...
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Him, yeah.
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So...
(LAUGHTER)
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Anyway,
that's Set It Straight Shirley.
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She just set things straight.
She just sets things straight.
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That's all it is.
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Alright, well, this is gonna be
a tricky one to score
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'cause I'm guessing, Lloyd,
you hadn't heard of all that.
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I wish I was a child in Australia,
I mean...
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(LAUGHTER)
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H... H.B. Bumble
and Set It Straight Shirley...
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H.B. Bumble!
(LAUGHTER)
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So I'm gonna give Lloyd three points.
OK.
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'Cause he definitely hadn't
heard of Goat Vomit.
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And I'm gonna place all the others
around them.
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So I'm gonna give Jenny one point
because unfortunately,
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she got him a husband book
and he's not married.
Yep.
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And then I'm gonna give two points
to Wil
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'cause he definitely hadn't heard
of Humphrey B. Bear
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but it was just a little bit boring.
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(LAUGHTER)
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I'm gonna give four points to Josh
for Set It Straight Shirley,
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which no-one had heard of
because he'd made it up
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so definitely hadn't heard of that.
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And also, I kind of admire the way
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you made a task that was supposed
to be all about Lloyd, all about you.
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(LAUGHTER)
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But five points goes to Anne
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'cause Lloyd definitely doesn't know
what decent shorts are.
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Nup.
Five points to Anne.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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OK, Tom, let's set the stakes.
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We're ten eps in, what is the overall
scoreboard looking like?
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Well, Anne and Lloyd are in the lead
on 149 and 145 respectively,
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but it's tight enough elsewhere,
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the series is still very much
up for grabs.
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Ooh, OK.
(APPLAUSE)
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How compelling.
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Well, what's first, Tom?
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You can have the day off,
Taskmaster.
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Today I will give myself a hiding.
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Hmm.
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What's happening here?
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No Tom.
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Tom go home, did he?
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Can't hack it.
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I don't like it when he's not here.
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It always means that I'm gonna
have to do something
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with a lot of exercise.
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OK.
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Uh, ooh, there's two... Ooh.
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"Take this second task to wherever
you like on the Taskmaster retreat."
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"You must not peep at the contents
of this second task."
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"Your time will not begin
until you open it."
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"You have seven minutes
to find your spot."
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"Your time starts now."
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So, I don't know what the task is
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but I have to find out where the best
place to do the task will be.
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That's a fun game.
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(APPLAUSE)
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It is a fun game. Yeah.
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Let's see where they wandered to.
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Who are we looking at first?
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Well, in the spirit of this task,
I'll leave that a mystery.
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I mean, in a way, it doesn't
really matter where I go,
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because I don't know what the task is
in the first place.
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Oh, I could go into the caravan
because there's a seat in there
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and I could use a seat.
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I'm gonna go in the bath.
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I feel like I might go
to the balcony.
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Yeah. Oh.
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I hope it's not a game
of hide-and-seek
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where I'm supposed to be hiding.
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I do not know what this is gonna be
so here we go. Let's find out.
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"Avoid being papped
by Tom's camera."
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"Tom has already begun looking
for you."
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"The person who avoids being papped
by Tom the longest wins."
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"Your time starts now."
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Am I allowed to close this?
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Oh, jeez.
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Whoa!
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Oh, the fridge is too small for me
to sneak into.
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Do these shelves move?
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(SQUEALS)
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I don't know where I'm running from.
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This is not the best place
in the world to hide, honestly,
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from a camera.
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Do I want to move?
That's the question, right?
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Like... Oh.
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Did he get me?
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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Dammit!
I got you, Jenny.
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Nooooo.
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I feel despondent.
Mm.
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There's a lot of effort
to be rigged up with all this kit...
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Mm-hm.
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..and then be instantly papped.
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I mean, it would be hard
to beat how badly I have done
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unless I was hiding literally
in front of you.
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I'd like to go somewhere shady.
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(LAUGHTER)
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"Avoid being papped by Tom's camera.
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"Tom has already begun
looking for you.
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"The person who avoids being papped
by Tom the longest wins.
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"Your time starts now."
252
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(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
253
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,320
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
254
00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,680
That was quite fast.
255
00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,560
I was in camouflage on the ground.
256
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,000
Oh.
257
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,920
(APPLAUSE)
258
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,560
So you didn't really wander far,
the lot of you there.
259
00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:17,040
I had thought back to the task
at the dock when Tom was there,
260
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,920
and I was worried about moving
too far away
261
00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:22,240
from where the initial task was set.
OK.
262
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,760
So I was just thinking,
263
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,760
I'll just stick around here
and see what happens.
264
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,920
My theory was literally
I'll get on the balcony
265
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:31,160
'cause from the balcony I'll be able
to see the best of what's going on,
266
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,760
but didn't kind of think through
267
00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,720
that could also work in reverse,
I guess.
268
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,080
(LAUGHTER)
What was your thinking, Jenny?
269
00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,320
I just wanted a good sit.
270
00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,000
So, Josh....
Yeah.
271
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,560
I have to admit, that was bad luck.
272
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,840
No, I wanted to go somewhere shady
273
00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:48,440
because there's a lot of people
out there holding equipment
274
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,240
and I thought,
"If you're gonna hold equipment,
275
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,760
"we may as well hold it
in the shade." Then...
276
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,240
Well, Tom Cashman was under some
very shady cloth.
277
00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:58,040
Should have maybe climbed
under there.
278
00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:01,400
If I got under the cloth, then I
probably could have held you down
279
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,080
and stopped you being able to touch
the camera
280
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:05,160
and we could have had
a fun, sexy wrestle.
281
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,880
Um...
(LAUGHTER)
282
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,880
But no... Yeah, we all saw it.
283
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,800
Alright, we need some scores.
284
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:15,400
I papped Lloyd within 13 seconds.
285
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,440
Jenny within 21 seconds.
286
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,440
Wil within 30 seconds.
287
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:22,080
Josh within 2 seconds.
(LAUGHTER)
288
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,520
Alright.
289
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,680
Right, these four being horrible
at hiding from Cashman
290
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:31,000
and me being an expert in it means
that during this break,
291
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,880
I'll take them
for a little masterclass.
292
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,200
See you after this.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
293
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,240
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
294
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,680
Welcome back to The Taskmaster
season finale,
295
00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,760
where five comedians
are doing their best to win
296
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Goat Vomit's greatest hits.
(LAUGHTER)
297
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,160
How are they going about it,
Lesser Tom?
298
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,000
The task is to pick a spot
and then open a second task
299
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,640
and the second task is to avoid
being photographed by me
300
00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,880
for as long as possible.
301
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,880
So far, Lloyd has been bad at it.
302
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,440
Jenny has been bad at it.
Wil has been bad in it.
303
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,760
And Josh has been really bad at it.
304
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,080
OK.
(LAUGHTER)
305
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,360
Well, the burning question -
will somebody be good at it?
306
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,880
It's all down to her.
Here's Anne Edmonds.
307
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,720
Well, I'm going inside. Bye-bye.
308
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,320
Bit of behind the scenes here.
309
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,080
I think I'll go...
in the make-up chair.
310
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,200
Maybe I'll just touch up
my make-up a bit.
311
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,600
I might just join that
in the middle.
312
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,600
It looks good.
313
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,720
What about a Marilyn mole there?
That looks nice.
314
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,760
Just put that... Bit more.
315
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:41,920
There we go. Now I'm ready for
whatever lies in here.
316
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,240
"Avoid being papped by Tom's camera.
317
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,120
"Tom has already begun looking
for you.
318
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:52,600
"The person who avoids being papped
by Tom the longest wins."
319
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,240
I think I can, like, get
in this cupboard here.
320
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:04,200
Even if he comes in here,
I don't reckon he's gonna see.
321
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,240
Ow, my feet.
322
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,640
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
323
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,520
Hi, Anne.
Hi, Tom.
324
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,440
I got a lovely photo of you.
Yeah.
325
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,040
Have you disguised yourself
with a mole?
326
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,600
I've just... No, that's just
some make-up I've done.
327
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,600
I was attempting to get
into this cupboard, you see.
328
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,880
OK.
But clearly I'm stuck.
329
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,720
Yep. I'll get a few more photos.
Thank you.
330
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,160
That's good.
331
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,240
Yep. That's nice.
332
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,360
Yep.
333
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,360
Perfect.
(APPLAUSE)
334
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,720
Looks like you did a good job, Anne.
335
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,720
Yeah, like, I followed
an instruction.
336
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:57,920
Yeah.
337
00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:01,240
Um, yeah. So I got into the
make-up room and saw that cupboard
338
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,760
and thought,
"If I can get in there..."
339
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,080
if I had been able to...
I mean, it was full of mattresses.
340
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,680
So it's interesting that I still
went, "I can get in there."
341
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,480
(LAUGHTER)
342
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,800
Uh, so what does that do
for the scores for the task?
343
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:15,320
Well, Anne managed 1 minute
and 43 seconds.
344
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,320
Ooh!
(APPLAUSE)
345
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,880
Somehow, that is by far
the longest time.
346
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:25,400
That gives Josh one point,
Lloyd two, Jenny three, Wil four.
347
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,040
And the winner of the task
is Anne with five points.
348
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,160
(APPLAUSE)
I don't know how.
349
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,680
And how are we looking
for the episode scores so far?
350
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,600
Well, the lady stuck in between
the couch and the carpet
351
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,720
is somehow also our leader.
It's Anne with ten points.
352
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,240
OK.
I don't know what's going on.
353
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,640
OK, Tom, let's keep the ball rolling.
354
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,240
This is my line that says
a task about pipedreams
355
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,800
is in the pipeline.
356
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,440
Trilby.
Hi, Lloyd.
357
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,040
Hello, Tom.
Hi, Wil.
358
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,560
Ooh, a label maker.
359
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,400
I've just got some questions
for you, if that's OK.
OK.
360
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,800
What's your full name?
Joshua Thomas.
361
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,400
What's your place of birth?
Uh, Melbourne.
362
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,160
And when you were a child, what did
you want to be when you grew up?
363
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,760
I mean, I guess my mum
wanted me to be...
364
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,760
I know it's very stereotypical,
but a doctor,
365
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,720
so I just wanted to be that as well.
366
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,080
I think I wanted to be an actor.
A teacher.
367
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,960
I wanted to be a dog trainer.
368
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,040
Professional footballer,
an AFL footballer.
369
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:31,120
(SIGHS) What are you up to?
370
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,920
Oh, no.
371
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,560
"Apply for the job of actor."
372
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,360
"Apply for the job of teacher."
373
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,320
"Apply for the job
of AFL footballer."
374
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:49,200
"Most impressive job application
wins."
375
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,120
"You have 30 minutes.
Your time starts now."
376
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,000
How do doctors apply for jobs?
377
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,920
So they go through medical school
378
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,680
and then they tend to, like,
let loose there.
379
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,520
But then they also do, like,
that test with you.
380
00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,800
UMAP.
They do UMAP.
381
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,600
You know the three things
that that tests -
382
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,120
comprehension, empathy and logic.
383
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,680
I need you to get me a dog.
384
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,520
I'll see what we can do.
385
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,200
(APPLAUSE)
386
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,040
So, pretty straightforward.
387
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,440
They just have to apply
for the job that they wanted to do
388
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:17,720
when they were younger.
Yeah.
389
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,640
Who should we see first?
First up, it's Dr Tian.
390
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,040
Welcome to the UMAP exam.
Comprehend what that is.
391
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,400
A big pencil.
Correct?
392
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,200
Comprehend that.
Banana.
393
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,320
How am I feeling now? (CRIES)
394
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,760
Extremely sad.
395
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,560
Square. Square. What's next?
396
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:35,560
Rhombus.
397
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,520
That is the best UMAP exam
we've ever seen in our lives.
398
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:43,560
My God. I'm the top doctor
at the top city hospital
399
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,320
and I have no idea
how to solve this case.
400
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,400
I can do this.
401
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,880
I have seen this before
from all my partying years
402
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,800
when I was in medical school.
403
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,120
I can tell it's a human body,
404
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:02,280
and comprehension means
that I know that this...
405
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,600
..is a rhombus.
406
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:10,600
Oh, my God, she's made the best
diagnosis I've ever seen in my life.
407
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,640
And that is my application
to be a doctor.
408
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,160
(APPLAUSE)
409
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:24,400
So was that application a gritty
reboot of Doogie Howser?
410
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,800
I'm sorry, what is that?
(LAUGHTER)
411
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:35,160
Ironically, it was a program
where a doctor who was really young
412
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,720
was good at his job.
413
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:40,000
Cool. Are you not going to ask
about the head?
414
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,400
(LAUGHTER)
415
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,440
Did you not think to go and reattach
it as part of your training?
416
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,960
No. This is the way to be a doctor.
417
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,520
Alright, who's next?
418
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,400
Unlike other boys in rural Victoria,
419
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,280
he had a pretty kooky
and avant garde dream.
420
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,080
He wanted to be
a professional AFL player.
421
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,360
Here's Wil Anderson.
422
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,880
G'day, I'm Wil Anderson,
and I'm here to apply for the job
423
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,320
of AFL footballer.
424
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:06,920
I'm gonna be no good on the field,
but I'm amazing at boasting.
425
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:10,080
Tom from Taskmaster News, you lost
the game today. Why was that?
426
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,920
Didn't lose the game. Won the game.
427
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,760
Best game we've ever played.
Best game of the season.
428
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,160
We won it. Won it by a lot.
429
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,320
Don't know what you're talking about.
You're an idiot.
430
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,400
Also, I'm great at distraction.
Look over there!
431
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,560
It's Tom. See? Amazing.
432
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,880
One of your team-mates slept with
another one of your team-mates...
433
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:28,280
Good on him. Well done. That's what
we like at our club - bonding.
434
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,840
We're really proud as a bunch
to be so close as a team.
435
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,440
Here's what I'm also gonna do.
436
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,520
Deny. Deny, deny, deny.
437
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:38,240
Um, I've read accusations recently
that your feet look a bit strange.
438
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:41,400
Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
439
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,120
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
440
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,800
I don't have feet.
(LAUGHTER)
441
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:49,040
I'm Wil Anderson and my goal
is to be an AFL footballer.
442
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,120
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
443
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:02,000
Did I just see Wil Anderson
do a good sketch.
444
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,880
I think that might have been
just what happened.
445
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,720
I just saw a sketch and you made it
446
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,560
and it was good...
WIL: Yeah.
447
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,840
Yeah, I mean, I was trying
to get inside
448
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,400
what could I do as an AFL
footballer these days?
449
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,520
And I took a real, I've gotta say,
450
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,840
Tom Gleeson approach
to answering questions.
451
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:25,600
It was real... I was very inspired
by you in the attitude of like,
452
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:29,040
whatever came my way, just embrace
it, send it back to them.
453
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,440
And I got to be honest with you,
it feels good to be you.
454
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,640
(LAUGHTER)
It is. It's bloody great.
455
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,320
I know you get to say all these
horrible things and call it humour.
456
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,040
Yep. (LAUGHS)
457
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,960
Alright. Think that was really good.
Mm.
458
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,720
It's gonna be hard to beat.
Who's next?
459
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,080
He wants to be an actor so bad
460
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:51,440
he learnt a very convincing
Welsh accent for this show.
461
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,000
It's Lloyd Langford.
(LAUGHTER)
462
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,720
Hello.
My name is Lloyd Langford.
463
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,240
I am an actor of incredible range.
464
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,080
But don't take my word for it -
465
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,240
here, enjoy my show reel.
466
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,840
Here is 'Action'.
467
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,440
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
468
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:11,960
Hiya!
469
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,960
Here is 'Sadness'.
470
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,720
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)
Johnny, you crazy son of a bitch!
471
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,160
What have you done, Johnny?!
472
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,520
What am I gonna do now, Johnny?
473
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:28,680
Who's gonna look after the kiiiids?
474
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:32,400
Here is 'Forest-Based Monster'.
475
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,560
(HORROR MUSIC)
(GROWLS)
476
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,760
Hiya!
477
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,440
(GROWLS)
478
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,640
Here is 'Restless Baby'.
479
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,200
(WHIMPERS AND BABBLES)
480
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,960
Here is 'Pornographic Film Star'.
481
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,920
(AMERICAN ACCENT)
Ma'am, your dishwasher is fixed.
482
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,160
Oh, thank you so much, mister.
483
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,560
How could I ever repay you?
484
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:09,400
Well, I got some ideas.
485
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,800
(SULTRY MUSIC)
486
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,640
That was, uh, just a small taste
487
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:19,320
of the many different acting styles
that I, Lloyd Langford,
488
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,600
am capable of.
489
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,400
If you need an actor, I'm your man.
490
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,640
(APPLAUSE)
491
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,120
To be honest, I just loved it
because we got to hear you say
492
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,640
'here' over and over again.
(LAUGHTER)
493
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,560
I mean, it was an absolute treat.
494
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,520
Let's play a game now.
Say this word 'here'.
495
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,480
(STRONG WELSH ACCENT) Here.
Here.
496
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,360
Here.
Here.
497
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,080
Here.
(LAUGHS)
498
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:49,200
This is now... This is now...
just televised racism.
499
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,000
(LAUGHTER)
500
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,440
Welcome to Australia.
501
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,040
(LAUGHTER)
502
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,000
Now for you at home to do the most
important job of all -
503
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,920
sit through advertisements
while you wait for us to return.
504
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,560
We're back soon with more
job applications on Taskmaster.
505
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,320
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
506
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,640
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
507
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:21,120
Welcome back to
the Taskmaster season finale,
508
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,960
where tonight, one comedian
will take home the big prize
509
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,640
and another will take home
Humphrey B. Bear.
510
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:30,400
Or as Lloyd Langford calls him
Miscellaneous Yellow Fedora Bear.
511
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,120
(LAUGHTER)
512
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:33,200
Tom, what's going on?
513
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,040
Our contestants are trying to land
their dream jobs
514
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,600
via video applications.
OK. Who's next?
515
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,120
She wanted to be a teacher
so let me be the first to say...
516
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,680
(SINGSONG)
Good morning, Miss Edmonds.
517
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,000
(CHUCKLES)
518
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,960
Principal Cashman.
519
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,920
Thank you so much for seeing me.
520
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,120
Thanks for coming in, Mrs Edmonds.
Thank you. No problem.
521
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:54,160
The main thing I think we're missing
a lot in the education system today
522
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,320
is discipline.
523
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,400
OK.
I've got a little student here.
524
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:01,120
That's Phil there,
and he's been a very naughty boy.
525
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,640
One of the best things I could do
as a teacher would be to give you
526
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:07,240
a little demonstration of how
I would approach this situation.
527
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,280
Hey, Phil, how's it going?
528
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,360
(AS PHIL) "Good, thanks."
529
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,600
You're gonna be doing Phil as well?
Yep.
530
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,600
If you could not interrupt me.
I'm sorry.
531
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,960
So, Phil, yesterday,
532
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,440
where were you, buddy?
Where were you?
533
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,360
"I was up the back."
No, you weren't!
534
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,400
You weren't up the back, Phil.
535
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,960
"I was."
You weren't!
536
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,160
Oh, what's that smell?
537
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,400
Been having a few darts, have we?
538
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,680
"No, my dad smokes."
539
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,160
You don't even have a dad!
540
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,920
We don't need scum like you, Phil.
541
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,680
Messing up my perfect record.
542
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,840
Now I got a little black stain
on my record.
543
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,400
A little Phil stain.
544
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,880
You made a little Phil stain?
545
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,400
So that's more or less
my application.
546
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,520
Thanks, Principal Cashman.
Thanks a lot.
547
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,960
(APPLAUSE)
548
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:58,120
Anne, I'm not surprised to say...
that was disturbing.
549
00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,640
(LAUGHTER)
550
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,680
I mean, it's a job application.
ANNE: Yes.
551
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,680
And I mean, I enjoyed it
as entertainment,
552
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,280
but I would not send my children
to your school.
553
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,000
I've met your children.
You probably should.
554
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,440
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
555
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,960
My children watch this show.
They'll be like, "Yeah. Fair enough."
556
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,400
(LAUGHTER)
557
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,840
Alright, anyone left?
558
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,280
This old dog wants to learn
a new trick
559
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,000
and that trick is teaching tricks
to dogs. It's Josh Thomas.
560
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,680
(APPLAUSE)
561
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,960
Ladies and gentlemen!
562
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:33,000
Please welcome the Amazing Josh
and Phoebe.
563
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,920
Today, for your amazement,
the very good Phoebe
564
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,520
will jump through a hoop.
565
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:42,520
For our first trick, we will remove
the leash from the dog
566
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,520
and the dog will not go back
to its owner.
567
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,360
(LAUGHTER)
568
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:51,360
(HUMS CIRCUS RIFF)
569
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,600
(DRUMROLL)
570
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:08,960
Ta-da!
571
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,280
Yes!
572
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,920
Phoebe.
(APPLAUSE)
573
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,680
So this is a job application?
Yeah.
574
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,960
Featuring footage of you
doing that job poorly.
575
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,520
(LAUGHTER)
576
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:24,160
Yeah.
577
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,480
We did spend probably 24 minutes
578
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,080
teaching Phoebe
to jump through a hoop.
579
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,080
And she jumped through hoops
580
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,680
not on the show, though.
Right.
581
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,960
And you know what
I've always said, "(BLEEP) Phoebe."
582
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,760
(LAUGHTER)
583
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:43,720
No, this is definitely the task
I've been the saddest about.
584
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:44,920
(AUDIENCE SIGHS)
585
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,000
I really believed
I was gonna pick a dog,
586
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,920
teach it to jump through a hoop
and we'd win a Logie.
587
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,320
(LAUGHTER)
588
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,000
Well, if it makes you feel any
better, I've got some secret footage
589
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,840
of the dogs saying that it likes you.
590
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,520
(LAUGHTER)
591
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,920
Absolutely love that. Yeah.
592
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:02,040
No, I love that.
593
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:03,960
Alright, well, I need to hand out
some scores.
594
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,640
You do.
I think it's pretty easy.
595
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,000
I think Anne's on one.
596
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,080
Her application was her
doing the job badly.
597
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,600
Josh is on two, same.
598
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,840
I'm giving three points to Jenny
'cause the head fell off.
599
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,040
I'm gonna give four points to Lloyd
600
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,400
'cause I just liked hearing him say
'here' over and over again.
601
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,800
Ah, but five points to Wil Anderson
602
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,560
because the Wil Anderson Sketch Show
finally has a good sketch!
603
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,400
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Finally!
604
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,600
Alright, keep the tasks coming,
Lesser Tom.
605
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,360
Well, you might not be calling me
Lesser Tom for long,
606
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:37,080
because in this task,
I debut a brand-new nickname.
607
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,840
Where is he? Where is
the little fella?
608
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,840
Into the caravan.
609
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,680
Hello, Tom.
Hi, Wil.
610
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,400
How are you?
I'm OK.
611
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,080
How are you?
I'm well.
612
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,560
I just did a coffee poo.
How are you?
613
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,680
Oh. Thanks for telling me.
Yeah.
614
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,920
(READS) "Throw something at Tom.
615
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,520
"You must announce your throw
by yelling...
616
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,280
"'Hey, fun boy!
"'Hey, fun boy!
617
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,600
"'Hey fun boy!'"
618
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:14,840
I like this already.
619
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,040
"If Tom catches your throw,
you will be disqualified.
620
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,760
"If the Taskmaster deems
your throw to be uncatchable,
621
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,360
"you will be disqualified.
622
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,160
"Most unco drop from Tom wins.
623
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,440
"You have until the end of
today's filming."
624
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,760
Mm.
"Your time starts now."
625
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,560
Man, this is, like, a fun task.
626
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:32,800
Chucking stuff at me?
627
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,280
I'm not gonna hurt you.
OK.
628
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,000
I promise you, I will not hurt you.
629
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,800
I'm not going to call you
Fun Boy, by the way.
630
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,240
(SCATTERED GROANING)
631
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,680
Were you wanting it to catch on.
632
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,360
If it didn't kill you.
(LAUGHTER)
633
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,400
Alright, Fun Boy,
who are we going to watch?
634
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,760
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
635
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,160
They're my joint favourite
contestants for this season.
636
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,560
It's Anne, Jenny, Josh,
Lloyd and Wil.
637
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,800
"Your time starts now."
638
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:04,720
But I must announce my throw
by yelling, "Hey, fun boy!"
639
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,480
Hey, fun boy!
640
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,200
Is that... Does that...
Was that it?
641
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,000
Oh wait, do I only get one?
642
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,560
Yeah.
Oh, no!
643
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,280
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
644
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,120
Hey.
645
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,720
Hi, Josh.
646
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,800
Fun guy!
647
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,120
Hello.
Hi, Anne.
648
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,240
How are you?
I'm OK.
649
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,920
Hey, fun boy.
650
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,560
Oh.
651
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,160
Right, what's happening with you?
Oh, OK.
652
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:36,200
When the time was up, I sat up,
I saw you immediately,
653
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,360
and I took this beautiful photo.
654
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,520
Hey, fun boy.
655
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,960
AUDIENCE: Whoo!
656
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,360
Alright, I'm gonna be back.
657
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,240
Hey, fun boy.
658
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,240
OK, good.
659
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,480
Do you think that was uncatchable?
It was quite aggressive.
660
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,440
Hey, fun boy.
661
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,000
..fun boy.
662
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,560
I think it was catchable.
You think that was catchable?
663
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,800
Fun guy.
664
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,320
You almost got it.
665
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,320
Mm. I got a hand on it.
666
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:08,840
Hey, fun boy.
667
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,560
Sorry, Tom.
That's OK.
668
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,240
I apologise for that.
669
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,600
Hey, fun boy.
670
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,960
Brutal for me, this one.
671
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:33,120
This one had the potential for me
to make some classic catches in,
672
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,440
and I made zero catches.
673
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,360
Alright, well, I have to
rank them, don't I,
674
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,920
in terms of how uncoordinated
they make you look.
675
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:41,960
Yeah.
676
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,520
Well, I'll give Anne one point
677
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,120
because it just flew
straight past you
678
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,200
and you didn't even react to it,
679
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,640
so you just look like
you missed it.
680
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,800
Yep.
And same goes for Jenny.
681
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,920
It was sort of so quick,
it just sort of just flung
682
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,480
in front of you, and you
just didn't even react.
683
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,360
And then I want to give Josh three,
684
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,280
but I can't because he didn't say,
"Hey, fun boy."
685
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,440
I didn't say it.
686
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,600
Yeah, so Josh is disqualified.
687
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,600
OK.
688
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,800
Yeah. No, it's fair.
(AUDIENCE GROANS)
689
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:09,160
I don't get why people keep
feeling sorry for you
690
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,000
when you lose points
because you don't follow the rules.
691
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,200
(LAUGHTER)
692
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,880
Uh, but I can't quite decide.
693
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,240
I think that, um, Lloyd and Wil
both made you look pretty unco.
694
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,920
Beautifully.
Do we have a side-by-side?
695
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,600
Wil made him look more unco.
696
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:22,960
You reckon?
Absolutely, yeah.
697
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,520
OK. Should we have a little look?
Mm.
698
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:25,720
Hey, fun boy.
699
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:30,080
Hey, fun boy.
700
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,920
Alright, that's easy.
701
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,920
Four points to Lloyd,
five points to Wil.
702
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:39,960
Well done.
703
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,920
OK, time for me to be
a less-than-fun boy
704
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,880
and let you know
that it's ad time.
705
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,320
See you soon with more season
finale madness, after this.
706
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,680
Welcome back to the
Taskmaster grand final.
707
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,520
We're not far away from finding out
who will walk away with
708
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,480
shorts that are far too fancy
for Lloyd Langford.
709
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,360
Tom Cashman, do you have
another task for us?
710
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,920
Yes, and I'm sad to announce
this is the last proper task
711
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,640
of the season, as this is the last
time our contestants will see
712
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,840
any action on the field.
713
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,480
I thought we should all
see some collaboration.
714
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,280
Hey, Tom.
Hi, Wil.
715
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,680
Villain?
716
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,520
Ooh! Hero.
717
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,440
Hello, Tom. Whoa!
718
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,760
Hi, Josh.
719
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,360
"Collaborate on
a short action film."
720
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,880
Oh! This is so exciting.
721
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,280
"The action film must have a script.
722
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,720
"A hero.
"A villain.
723
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,680
"Music.
"And sound effects.
724
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,120
"Your job on the action film
is written on your chair.
725
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,720
"Best contribution to
the action film wins.
726
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,800
"You have 45 minutes.
727
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,000
"Your time starts now."
728
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,400
Sound effects.
Oh, my God, I'm the hero!
729
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,160
Villain.
Composer.
730
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,680
Scriptwriter.
731
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,400
I'm really into, like, old
kind of kung-fu-type films.
732
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:21,440
Do you have a script?
733
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,400
Would you like a script?
That seems useful.
734
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,960
It's an original by Lloyd Langford.
735
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,560
No!
736
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,840
You haven't even read it yet.
737
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:34,520
I just know Lloyd's gonna come up
with something underwhelming.
738
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:35,720
(LAUGHTER)
739
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,920
Jimmy and Timmy Wolf were
two of the best Scouts
740
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,440
in the Shaolin Scout troop.
741
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,080
Did Lloyd write this? I can tell.
742
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,400
The more I read the script,
the less I sort of understand.
743
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,760
But the troop leader,
Master Keith Snake,
744
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,400
was always pushing them to the limit.
745
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,760
And this is me - Keith.
746
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,480
Keith Snake disappears
in a puff of smoke.
747
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,560
(LIQUID SPURTS)
748
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,320
I feel like I'm gonna have to do
a training montage.
749
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,160
(PLAYS CONVINCING ACTION MUSIC)
750
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,680
(MAKES SOUND EFFECTS)
751
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,400
Jimmy whittles...
Whittles?
752
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,120
Yeah, like, carves bits of wood.
753
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,120
(SCRAPES)
754
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,960
Jimmy uses his Scout skills
to fight these punks.
755
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,800
(WHIMPERS)
756
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,800
They try to kick him,
but he furiously shines their shoes.
757
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:16,960
(LAUGHS)
758
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,160
Did someone say something
about a voice alterer!
759
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,120
Ah!
760
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,880
(SCREECHES)
761
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,400
Punches.
762
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,520
Kicks.
763
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:27,800
Headbutts.
764
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,040
(CLATTERING)
765
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,640
A bit of ear nibbling.
766
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,560
(CRUNCH!)
(WAILS)
767
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,800
Jimmy grabs a towel off the bar,
768
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,280
wraps it around Keith's neck
in a knot.
769
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,800
(MAKES SQUEAKING NOISE)
770
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,200
Tightens it and kills him.
And that's the end.
771
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,560
What's this film called?
772
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:48,320
I was thinking of calling it Unholy
Fists Of The Very Aggrieved Scout.
773
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,600
Because I only have a small part,
I've got to go big.
774
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,600
OK.
775
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,040
Alright, well, I think
let's get into it.
776
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,360
I can't wait to see my vision
brought to life.
777
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:07,080
OK, so, I think we really want to
see how this all came together.
778
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,880
What am I looking out for?
779
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,000
You're looking out for the best
contribution to the short film.
780
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,520
The best contribution. OK.
781
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,720
And they're coming at it
from all angles.
782
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:15,800
Yeah.
783
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,080
Alright, let's have a look.
784
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:21,520
This is The Unholy Fists
Of The Very Aggrieved Scout.
785
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,280
(TRADITIONAL-SOUNDING
STRING FLOURISH)
786
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:30,320
JOSH: Jimmy and Timmy Wolf
were two of the best Scouts
787
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,080
in the Shaolin Scout troop.
788
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,040
But the troop leader,
Master Keith Snake,
789
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,240
was always pushing them
to the limit.
790
00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:39,000
I'm not sure I can
tie this knot, Jimmy.
791
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,160
If you can't do it,
that's OK, brother.
792
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,200
(GROANS)
(CRACKING SOUND EFFECT)
793
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,480
Do something. He will surely perish.
794
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,200
(COUGHS)
795
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,320
Avenge me, brother, and maybe try
for a badge other than knots.
796
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,400
(LIQUID GUSHES)
797
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,360
So, what are you looking
for in a partner?
798
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,720
I am not looking for a partner.
799
00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:31,680
I am looking for
an evil Scout leader
800
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,280
whose callous careless behaviour
allowed my brother to die painfully.
801
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,880
And I will avenge him.
802
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:42,400
(ACTION MUSIC PLAYS)
803
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,320
(TINKLING)
804
00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:55,320
JOSH: Boing.
805
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:59,560
(GRUNTS, YELLS)
806
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,320
Hmm. I wish you'd
put that in your bio.
807
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:03,840
Hey, mate.
808
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,320
We don't like guys coming
in here and misrepresenting
809
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,320
themselves in their dating bios.
810
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,800
What are you going to do about it?
811
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,640
We're gonna kick your puny ass.
812
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,200
(THINKS) Scout's honour
prohibits violence,
813
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,680
but these shitheads are going to get
a good punchin'.
814
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,440
(SHATTERING SOUND EFFECT)
815
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:23,360
(YELLS, GRUNTS REPEATEDLY)
816
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:29,720
(ACTION MUSIC PLAYS)
817
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:32,720
(GROWLS)
818
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,600
(SCRAPING NOISE)
(WAILS)
819
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,400
Oh, that was painful.
820
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,720
(PANTS HEAVILY)
821
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,360
ANNE: Ah!
822
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,600
I have hunted for you
for two decades.
823
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,560
I have earned every
Scout badge but one.
824
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,960
You killed my brother.
I am here to avenge his death.
825
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:25,120
I will kill you and dance on your
grave and piss on your bones!
826
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,920
Ha!
827
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,760
(GRUNTS)
828
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,800
Ha! Ha!
829
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:46,960
(GRUNTS REPEATEDLY)
830
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,600
(SHRIEKS)
831
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,840
(GROANS)
832
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,720
I think you finally deserve this.
833
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:06,240
(INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYS)
834
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,960
Maybe we should go on a second date.
835
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,400
# Little twins in
the middle of the night
836
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,200
# Along came a Swede,
he was looking for a fight
837
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:19,040
# He killed his brother
Therefore, Mother
838
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:24,680
# I can hear her screaming
839
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,160
# Screaming
840
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:33,200
# She's screaming
841
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:41,680
# Unholy Fists Of The
Very Aggravated Scout
842
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:47,360
# Scout, Scout, Scout, Scout. #
843
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,600
(APPLAUSE)
844
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:57,600
(LAUGHTER)
845
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,800
I think we've found another
recurring character
846
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,560
for the Wil Anderson sketch show.
847
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,480
You know what the best
thing about it is?
848
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,000
I refused to get out of
character all day.
849
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,040
(LAUGHTER)
850
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:12,160
I, like, real method, would only
talk to the crew in that accent
851
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,680
that would just go through.
852
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,920
It was a good, fun day.
853
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,400
Well, you've all made a great film,
854
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,240
but I'm capable of creating drama
and tension myself.
855
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:23,640
I'm going to tell you who won
that one after the ad break.
856
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:24,880
See you soon.
857
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,280
Welcome back to
Taskmaster Australia.
858
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,040
Right now we're having
a filmmaking awards ceremony.
859
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:43,000
Yeah, the Shitty Oscars.
860
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,880
Also known as the Shoscars,
861
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,920
also known as the Logies.
862
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,440
(LAUGHTER)
863
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,640
That's right, we just saw
the world premiere of
864
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,040
The Unholy Fists Of
The Very Aggrieved Scout,
865
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,440
produced by these five right here.
866
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,360
Yeah, and I've got to pick
the most outstanding contribution,
867
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,160
but I feel like I didn't see enough
of Anne and Josh
868
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,960
because they were a bit more
behind the scenes.
869
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:03,960
Totally.
870
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,440
So, let's have a peek behind
the scenes and maybe see their work.
OK.
871
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:10,000
Jimmy and Timmy Wolf were
two of the best Scouts
872
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,680
in the Shaolin Scout troop.
873
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,160
(ANNE PLAYS INCIDENTAL MUSIC)
874
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:18,880
(MAKES VARIOUS SOUND EFFECTS)
875
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,200
Boing.
876
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,440
No. Boy, are they gonna miss that.
877
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:26,240
I will kill you and dance on
your grave and piss on your bones!
878
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,440
(BOTH SCREAM)
879
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,760
It's mostly punching noises.
880
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,920
(MAKES SOUND EFFECTS)
881
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,320
Ah! Oh, no, that's just too much.
882
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:40,440
(PLAYS ACCORDION CHORD)
883
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,720
(MAKES CRUNCHING NOISE)
884
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,920
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
OK.
885
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,240
Thanks, Josh.
Thank you.
886
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:52,880
Terrible movie written by Lloyd.
887
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:56,960
Well, I guess I should
come up with some scores.
888
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:01,000
Um, so, I'm going to give one point
to Lloyd because the script was...
889
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,920
Lloyd, everyone else in the
production complained about it.
890
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,480
(LAUGHTER)
891
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:09,680
So, one point to Lloyd.
892
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,440
I'm giving two points for Wil
Anderson's recurring character
893
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,960
that's coming up in
his brand-new sketch show.
894
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,480
I'm giving three points to Jenny
for a wonderful performance.
895
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,680
(APPLAUSE)
896
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,600
Held the whole thing together.
897
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,080
Uh, four points to Anne Edmonds
for the original score -
898
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,320
all that music was done by Anne.
899
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:29,720
And five points for the beautiful
sound effects of Josh Thomas.
900
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:33,040
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
901
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,720
Let's have one last look
at those episode scores
902
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,320
before we wrap this thing up.
903
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,120
Well, there's two points
in it at the front,
904
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,840
but Wil has Anne slightly beaten
905
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,680
with his score of 18 points
for the episode.
906
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,920
Alright, contestants,
I hate to see you go,
907
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,480
but I love to watch you leave.
908
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:56,080
So get up on that stage
for one last live task.
909
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,360
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
910
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:04,200
What's going on here, Lesser Tom?
Contestants, please turn around.
911
00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,280
Hmm.
912
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,080
MOST: Oh.
913
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,320
Why does it...why are you all
making noises like you know.
914
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,000
JENNY: You don't know?
915
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,480
Please read the task, Josh.
I don't know.
916
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,400
"Build a marshmallow tower
using the remaining
917
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,240
"marshmallows in the jar
you've had in your green room
918
00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:25,920
"since the start of
the studio record.
919
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:30,280
(LAUGHTER)
920
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,040
"Tallest tower wins.
You have three minutes."
921
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,040
ANNE: Lloyd!
922
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,520
"Your time starts on Tom's whistle."
923
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:44,240
Did you like the marshmallows, Wil?
(LAUGHS)
924
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:46,440
I was going to take the rest
home with me.
925
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:52,720
And I almost did that
before we recorded this.
926
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:54,440
(LAUGHTER)
927
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,920
Lloyd, would you like to explain
what's happened here?
928
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:04,520
I spoke to the director
of the series, and I said,
929
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,840
"I've got this giant jar of
marshmallows in my room.
930
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,840
"I would like to replace
them with a jar of fruit."
931
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,880
(LAUGHTER)
932
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,080
How long have we got?
933
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,000
Three minutes from...
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
934
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,600
(CHEERING)
935
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,880
Did you ask for any
specific fruit, Lloyd?
936
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,120
All I can see here is mandarins.
937
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,280
Two minutes left.
(WOMAN SHRIEKS)
938
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:42,760
90 seconds.
939
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,520
Just pouring them out.
940
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,760
I really thought it would balance.
941
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,040
30 seconds left.
Oh, Jesus.
942
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,480
Oh, my God.
943
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,160
Yeah, thank you.
10 seconds.
944
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:57,160
How even...
945
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,040
Five, four,
946
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,800
three, two, one.
947
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,520
Hands off! (BLOWS WHISTLE)
948
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,760
No!
949
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,320
No. So sad.
950
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,360
Oh, wow, look at Lloyd's!
Wow.
951
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,560
For all those kids watching at home,
fruit IS good for you.
952
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,880
Alright, we'll find out the winner
of the live task after this.
953
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:37,480
Welcome back to an emotional
final part of the final episode
954
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,000
of Taskmaster Australia season two.
955
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,240
We've got some winners to get to,
Lesser Tom,
956
00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:43,640
so how do the scores look?
957
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,920
The lowest height was Anne
with 10.2cm.
958
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,480
Josh got to 11.9cm.
959
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,040
Wil got 13.6cm.
960
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:52,680
Jenny stacked 15.5cm.
961
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:57,080
But on his healthy high horse,
Lloyd got 33.5cm.
962
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:00,960
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
963
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,400
That means for this episode,
the winner is Wil
964
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,080
with a total of 21 points.
965
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,600
Congratulations, Wil. Go
and get your valuable stuff
966
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,600
that holds no value to Lloyd.
967
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,720
So, what have we learned
from this episode?
968
00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:18,520
Hey, fun boy.
Ooh!
969
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:24,080
(LAUGHTER, CHEERING)
970
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,720
Good on you, Wil, for winning it!
971
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:34,200
Give him a big hand!
972
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,560
Alright, we made it to the end.
973
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,800
Some doubted us even more than
Wil's parents doubted him.
974
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,560
But we did it, we survived,
975
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,360
even after all the throwing,
catching,
976
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:56,880
hiding and shit shovelling
that was season two.
977
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,440
I'm proud to say we have a winner.
978
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,800
So, Lesser Tom, who is that winner?
979
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:07,440
In a commendable fifth place
on 138 points, it's Josh Thomas.
980
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,120
In a slightly more commendable
fourth place
981
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,360
on 142 points, it's Jenny Tian.
982
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:16,440
ANNE: Yes.
983
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:22,280
Then up in third on 154 points,
Wil Anderson.
984
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,280
Thank you.
985
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,760
But overall, the winner is love,
986
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:33,440
because, no joke,
on 161 points, a tie,
987
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,480
between Anne and Lloyd!
988
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,960
Oh, no!
989
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:39,760
Oh, no.
990
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:46,440
This means we have a first
on Taskmaster Australia.
991
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,440
We have a season tie.
992
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,160
Oh!
993
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,200
What does it mean?
Yes, what happens?
994
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,200
We have a season tie breaker.
995
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,960
So I'm going to give you both
a pen and paper,
996
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,840
and then I'm going to
ask you a question.
997
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,160
You're going to have five seconds
to write your answer to the question
998
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,080
on your piece of paper, and we're
going to see who gets the closest.
999
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,560
I can't write.
1000
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,240
Oh it's big.
Oh!
1001
00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:10,520
This is for the season?
One question for the season?
1002
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,200
That's right.
1003
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,680
I was expecting
a giant piece of paper.
1004
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,520
(JENNY LAUGHS)
1005
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:20,400
How much does
the Taskmaster trophy weigh?
1006
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,200
Please write down your answers.
1007
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,200
OK.
1008
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,400
(JOSH GROANS)
1009
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,000
You finished?
1010
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,120
(LAUGHTER)
1011
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,600
Please hold up your answers.
1012
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,840
What does yours say, Lloyd?
1013
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,440
3.6kg.
1014
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,480
What does yours say, Anne?
7kg.
1015
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:48,240
Let's look at the tape.
1016
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,240
No.
1017
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,560
1.621kg.
1018
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,240
Which means Lloyd is the winner.
1019
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:05,240
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
1020
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:07,840
Well done, mate.
1021
00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:14,120
Congratulations. You win my head.
1022
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,680
Alright, truly ridiculous!
1023
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,720
Congratulations to Lloyd. Goodnight!
1024
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,000
Let me feel it.
1025
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,040
It's all very nice.
1026
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,080
Hi, Tom.
1027
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,320
I think I'm having an aneurysm.
1028
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,560
Oh!
1029
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,840
There we go.
(BLEEP) you!
1030
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,560
Oh, no. Don't!
Come on.
1031
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,280
Bye!
Oh, God.