1 00:00:02,280 --> 00:00:04,600 # Ahhhhhhh. # 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:07,320 (BRIGHT JAZZY MUSIC) Argh! 3 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,000 (MUSIC STOPS) 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,440 (MUSIC RESUMES) 5 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,280 Oh! 6 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:21,440 Yes! 7 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,120 (GROANS) 8 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,160 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 9 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:39,720 Hello and welcome to the grand finale 10 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,640 of Taskmaster Australia season two. 11 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,920 This is the final episode of the series 12 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,640 and I am the final man. 13 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:51,000 When I perish, so will every other human being on this planet. 14 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Because I am the Taskmaster. 15 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,960 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 16 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:01,640 Tonight, we will see our contestants attempt their final set of tasks 17 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:05,720 and by the end of this show, we will have a series champion 18 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:08,200 for which they will receive this - 19 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:13,160 a chocolate-filled, gold foil-wrapped statue of my glorious head. 20 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,280 (APPLAUSE) 21 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:19,640 This is my 10th time introducing them and I'm almost sick of it. 22 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:22,200 But let's do it once again for good measure. 23 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,120 Our contestants are Anne Edmonds. 24 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,880 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 25 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:27,240 Jenny Tian. 26 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:28,840 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 27 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,000 Josh Thomas. 28 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,440 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 29 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:32,760 Lloyd Langford. 30 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,200 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 31 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,160 And Wil Anderson. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 32 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:41,040 And by my side, a man who yesterday casually told me 33 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:44,720 that he wishes he had a USB port in his body. 34 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,240 (LAUGHTER) It's Tom Cashman. 35 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,360 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 36 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,400 How's it going? 37 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,320 Not too bad. I was just thinking, looking back over the last season, 38 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:58,520 I've been asked a lot to blink twice if I'm not OK. 39 00:01:58,520 --> 00:01:59,880 Oh. (LAUGHTER) 40 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,640 And it occurred to me that's not a very effective way 41 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,320 to communicate a secret message, blinking twice 42 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:04,920 'cause you could accidentally blink twice. 43 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:08,600 I think the saying should be blink 17 times if you're not OK. 44 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,120 Can you do that? 17? 45 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,520 (LAUGHTER) 46 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,200 That was 16. 'Cause I'm having a ball. 47 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,920 (LAUGHTER) 48 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,480 Ironically, also what his sex robot looks like 49 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,440 when she's malfunctioning. 50 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:26,600 (LAUGHTER) 51 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:27,880 Alright? Yep. 52 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,160 What task is first? 53 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,600 We've got a bit of a weird prize task this week. 54 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,280 Lloyd Langford was asked to bring along 55 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,800 something he has never heard of. 56 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,920 Everybody else has been asked to bring along something 57 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,960 that Lloyd Langford has never heard of. 58 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,320 (LAUGHTER) 59 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,480 (APPLAUSE) 60 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:48,960 Probably the best way to get a gauge of Lloyd from Lloyd himself. 61 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,000 Lloyd, what haven't you heard of? 62 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:56,800 I was in a record shop outside of Newcastle 63 00:02:56,800 --> 00:03:00,880 and I selected a cassette of music 64 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:04,640 and I couldn't distinguish the name of the band. 65 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,880 Is that the band name at the top there, maybe? 66 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:10,960 I've looked it up. The band is a Belgian death metal group 67 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,640 called Goat Vomit. Oh. 68 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:18,080 OK. Wil, what have you brought in that Lloyd hasn't heard of? 69 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:21,120 Well, it's an iconic Australian television character. 70 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,720 This character right here. 71 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,840 (AUDIENCE SIGHS AND CLAPS) 72 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:25,920 Lloyd...? 73 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:27,840 Do you know who that is? Lloyd, who's that? 74 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,200 I don't know who that is. 75 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,960 It is Humphrey B. Bear, 76 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,160 who was an iconic Australian children's TV entertainer. 77 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,840 Was a bear that wore obviously a waist jacket, but no pants 78 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:38,120 and entertained children. 79 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,360 But the good news was... never talked. 80 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,920 (LAUGHTER) 81 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,880 We had a lot of children's entertainers in the UK 82 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,760 that didn't wear pants and... 83 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:52,400 I'd stay silent too if my behaviour was like that. 84 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,920 (LAUGHTER) 85 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,040 That was at least 18. 86 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:09,040 Jenny, what did you bring in that Lloyd hasn't heard of? 87 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,800 Throughout this entire series, you know, 88 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,440 like, we know about Lloyd and Anne being married 89 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,280 and Lloyd really loves Anne. 90 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,360 And I know that Lloyd cares about Anne so much 91 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,920 so I have brought him a manual. 92 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:23,200 Oh, OK. 93 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,720 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 94 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:26,840 OK. 95 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:29,440 If we take a look inside, um... 96 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:31,920 (LAUGHTER) 97 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,600 Yeah, well, this this one's about you being rugged and dreamy 98 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,640 and how you can have that boyish charm for Anne. 99 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,160 And you know, if we take a look at the next page, 100 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,800 you know... (LAUGHTER) 101 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,600 ..here's how to be a prince among men. 102 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,200 And I also know that you have, like, a child 103 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:57,040 so there's a page in there about really teaching the next generation 104 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:59,480 how to, you know, move forward and model your behaviour. 105 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,720 So this is the final page. 106 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,480 (LAUGHTER) 107 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,360 (APPLAUSE) 108 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:13,760 There is one thing, Jenny, they're not married. 109 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,120 And that has really ruins Lloyd's surprise for the end of the show 110 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,640 he told me about. 111 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,440 (LAUGHTER) 112 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:26,080 Yeah, well, when I allocate points, I might have to factor that in. 113 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:28,840 Anne, what did you bring in that Lloyd hasn't heard of? 114 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:31,280 I brought in... Oh, (BLEEP) 115 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:33,360 (LAUGHTER) 116 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,000 No, nothing nasty. Decent shorts. 117 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,640 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 118 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:44,560 Because I can't remember which episode but earlier in the season, 119 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:48,520 we had, uh, tasks that was bringing something that's seen the most shit. 120 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,880 Yeah. And you brought his terrible house shorts. 121 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,680 His house shorts that make me physically sick. 122 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:56,680 Those...those shorts that you brought in on an earlier episode 123 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,280 were my house shorts. 124 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:01,640 And they shouldn't be seen by anyone else. 125 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:02,840 (LAUGHTER) 126 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:06,040 And I have, like, outside... You know, I have outside shorts. 127 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,120 So, Josh, what did you bring in that Lloyd hasn't heard of? 128 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,800 Oh, yeah. Have you heard of, it's an Australian cartoon character, 129 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,120 it's called Set It Straight Shirley? 130 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:18,200 You wouldn't of, I made her up. Um... 131 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:19,560 So this is her... 132 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,600 I was worried there for a while, too. 133 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:25,680 And, um, what Shirley does, is she, like, um... 134 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:26,920 ..she sets things straight. 135 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,800 So what she's doing right now is she's pointing at 136 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:32,040 just a chess piece holding a sword. (LAUGHTER) 137 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:35,640 And another one and another one... (CHEERING) 138 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:39,200 ..and another one and another one and another one. 139 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:42,680 And, um, the next thing that she, um... 140 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,040 Um... 141 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:47,200 Also now, um, what Set It Straight Shirley wants to point at 142 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:51,680 is just some hidden camera footage that, um, one of the producers took 143 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,760 of you saying that you like me! 144 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,200 MAN: Just thought I'd check. I mean, it's not a biggie. 145 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,960 Just checking with five of us, I suppose, but it's all... 146 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:01,160 Feels sort of... 147 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,720 Oh, just... 148 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,600 No, more just me checking... Just checking... 149 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,160 Him, yeah. 150 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:18,520 So... (LAUGHTER) 151 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:25,120 Anyway, that's Set It Straight Shirley. 152 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:28,360 She just set things straight. She just sets things straight. 153 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,840 That's all it is. 154 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,840 Alright, well, this is gonna be a tricky one to score 155 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,400 'cause I'm guessing, Lloyd, you hadn't heard of all that. 156 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,680 I wish I was a child in Australia, I mean... 157 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,160 (LAUGHTER) 158 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:42,640 H... H.B. Bumble and Set It Straight Shirley... 159 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,840 H.B. Bumble! (LAUGHTER) 160 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,720 So I'm gonna give Lloyd three points. OK. 161 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:49,400 'Cause he definitely hadn't heard of Goat Vomit. 162 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,520 And I'm gonna place all the others around them. 163 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,880 So I'm gonna give Jenny one point because unfortunately, 164 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:57,200 she got him a husband book and he's not married. Yep. 165 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,280 And then I'm gonna give two points to Wil 166 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,440 'cause he definitely hadn't heard of Humphrey B. Bear 167 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,480 but it was just a little bit boring. 168 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,520 (LAUGHTER) 169 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,520 I'm gonna give four points to Josh for Set It Straight Shirley, 170 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,200 which no-one had heard of because he'd made it up 171 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,760 so definitely hadn't heard of that. 172 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:13,800 And also, I kind of admire the way 173 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:17,080 you made a task that was supposed to be all about Lloyd, all about you. 174 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,520 (LAUGHTER) 175 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,520 But five points goes to Anne 176 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:25,000 'cause Lloyd definitely doesn't know what decent shorts are. 177 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,400 Nup. Five points to Anne. 178 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:28,760 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 179 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,800 OK, Tom, let's set the stakes. 180 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:35,600 We're ten eps in, what is the overall scoreboard looking like? 181 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:40,960 Well, Anne and Lloyd are in the lead on 149 and 145 respectively, 182 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,320 but it's tight enough elsewhere, 183 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,800 the series is still very much up for grabs. 184 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,840 Ooh, OK. (APPLAUSE) 185 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,400 How compelling. 186 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,240 Well, what's first, Tom? 187 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:50,880 You can have the day off, Taskmaster. 188 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:52,920 Today I will give myself a hiding. 189 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:07,800 Hmm. 190 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,480 What's happening here? 191 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:10,760 No Tom. 192 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,480 Tom go home, did he? 193 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:13,640 Can't hack it. 194 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,680 I don't like it when he's not here. 195 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,080 It always means that I'm gonna have to do something 196 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,040 with a lot of exercise. 197 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:21,800 OK. 198 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:28,080 Uh, ooh, there's two... Ooh. 199 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:32,680 "Take this second task to wherever you like on the Taskmaster retreat." 200 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:35,680 "You must not peep at the contents of this second task." 201 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,640 "Your time will not begin until you open it." 202 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,960 "You have seven minutes to find your spot." 203 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,560 "Your time starts now." 204 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:43,760 So, I don't know what the task is 205 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:48,160 but I have to find out where the best place to do the task will be. 206 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,320 That's a fun game. 207 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,960 (APPLAUSE) 208 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,920 It is a fun game. Yeah. 209 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,680 Let's see where they wandered to. 210 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,000 Who are we looking at first? 211 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,520 Well, in the spirit of this task, I'll leave that a mystery. 212 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,960 I mean, in a way, it doesn't really matter where I go, 213 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:08,000 because I don't know what the task is in the first place. 214 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,760 Oh, I could go into the caravan because there's a seat in there 215 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:13,960 and I could use a seat. 216 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,600 I'm gonna go in the bath. 217 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,680 I feel like I might go to the balcony. 218 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,880 Yeah. Oh. 219 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:25,840 I hope it's not a game of hide-and-seek 220 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:27,280 where I'm supposed to be hiding. 221 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:30,880 I do not know what this is gonna be so here we go. Let's find out. 222 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,080 "Avoid being papped by Tom's camera." 223 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:35,680 "Tom has already begun looking for you." 224 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:39,480 "The person who avoids being papped by Tom the longest wins." 225 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:40,960 "Your time starts now." 226 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:42,600 Am I allowed to close this? 227 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,000 Oh, jeez. 228 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,160 Whoa! 229 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,880 Oh, the fridge is too small for me to sneak into. 230 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,560 Do these shelves move? 231 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:56,120 (SQUEALS) 232 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,960 I don't know where I'm running from. 233 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,040 This is not the best place in the world to hide, honestly, 234 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,240 from a camera. 235 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,800 Do I want to move? That's the question, right? 236 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:15,800 Like... Oh. 237 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,560 Did he get me? (WHISTLE BLOWS) 238 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,720 Dammit! I got you, Jenny. 239 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,920 Nooooo. 240 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,800 I feel despondent. Mm. 241 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,160 There's a lot of effort to be rigged up with all this kit... 242 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,480 Mm-hm. 243 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,040 ..and then be instantly papped. 244 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,800 I mean, it would be hard to beat how badly I have done 245 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:37,560 unless I was hiding literally in front of you. 246 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,480 I'd like to go somewhere shady. 247 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,600 (LAUGHTER) 248 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,360 "Avoid being papped by Tom's camera. 249 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,200 "Tom has already begun looking for you. 250 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,960 "The person who avoids being papped by Tom the longest wins. 251 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,840 "Your time starts now." 252 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,920 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 253 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,320 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 254 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,680 That was quite fast. 255 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,560 I was in camouflage on the ground. 256 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,000 Oh. 257 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,920 (APPLAUSE) 258 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,560 So you didn't really wander far, the lot of you there. 259 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:17,040 I had thought back to the task at the dock when Tom was there, 260 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,920 and I was worried about moving too far away 261 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:22,240 from where the initial task was set. OK. 262 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,760 So I was just thinking, 263 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,760 I'll just stick around here and see what happens. 264 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,920 My theory was literally I'll get on the balcony 265 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:31,160 'cause from the balcony I'll be able to see the best of what's going on, 266 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,760 but didn't kind of think through 267 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,720 that could also work in reverse, I guess. 268 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,080 (LAUGHTER) What was your thinking, Jenny? 269 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,320 I just wanted a good sit. 270 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,000 So, Josh.... Yeah. 271 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,560 I have to admit, that was bad luck. 272 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,840 No, I wanted to go somewhere shady 273 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:48,440 because there's a lot of people out there holding equipment 274 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,240 and I thought, "If you're gonna hold equipment, 275 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,760 "we may as well hold it in the shade." Then... 276 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,240 Well, Tom Cashman was under some very shady cloth. 277 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:58,040 Should have maybe climbed under there. 278 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:01,400 If I got under the cloth, then I probably could have held you down 279 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,080 and stopped you being able to touch the camera 280 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:05,160 and we could have had a fun, sexy wrestle. 281 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,880 Um... (LAUGHTER) 282 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,880 But no... Yeah, we all saw it. 283 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,800 Alright, we need some scores. 284 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:15,400 I papped Lloyd within 13 seconds. 285 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,440 Jenny within 21 seconds. 286 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,440 Wil within 30 seconds. 287 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:22,080 Josh within 2 seconds. (LAUGHTER) 288 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,520 Alright. 289 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,680 Right, these four being horrible at hiding from Cashman 290 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:31,000 and me being an expert in it means that during this break, 291 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,880 I'll take them for a little masterclass. 292 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,200 See you after this. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 293 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,240 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 294 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,680 Welcome back to The Taskmaster season finale, 295 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,760 where five comedians are doing their best to win 296 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,600 Goat Vomit's greatest hits. (LAUGHTER) 297 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,160 How are they going about it, Lesser Tom? 298 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,000 The task is to pick a spot and then open a second task 299 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,640 and the second task is to avoid being photographed by me 300 00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,880 for as long as possible. 301 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,880 So far, Lloyd has been bad at it. 302 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,440 Jenny has been bad at it. Wil has been bad in it. 303 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,760 And Josh has been really bad at it. 304 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,080 OK. (LAUGHTER) 305 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,360 Well, the burning question - will somebody be good at it? 306 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,880 It's all down to her. Here's Anne Edmonds. 307 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,720 Well, I'm going inside. Bye-bye. 308 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,320 Bit of behind the scenes here. 309 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,080 I think I'll go... in the make-up chair. 310 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,200 Maybe I'll just touch up my make-up a bit. 311 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,600 I might just join that in the middle. 312 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,600 It looks good. 313 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,720 What about a Marilyn mole there? That looks nice. 314 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,760 Just put that... Bit more. 315 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:41,920 There we go. Now I'm ready for whatever lies in here. 316 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,240 "Avoid being papped by Tom's camera. 317 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,120 "Tom has already begun looking for you. 318 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:52,600 "The person who avoids being papped by Tom the longest wins." 319 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,240 I think I can, like, get in this cupboard here. 320 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:04,200 Even if he comes in here, I don't reckon he's gonna see. 321 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,240 Ow, my feet. 322 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,640 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 323 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,520 Hi, Anne. Hi, Tom. 324 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,440 I got a lovely photo of you. Yeah. 325 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,040 Have you disguised yourself with a mole? 326 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,600 I've just... No, that's just some make-up I've done. 327 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,600 I was attempting to get into this cupboard, you see. 328 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,880 OK. But clearly I'm stuck. 329 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,720 Yep. I'll get a few more photos. Thank you. 330 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,160 That's good. 331 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,240 Yep. That's nice. 332 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,360 Yep. 333 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,360 Perfect. (APPLAUSE) 334 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,720 Looks like you did a good job, Anne. 335 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,720 Yeah, like, I followed an instruction. 336 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:57,920 Yeah. 337 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:01,240 Um, yeah. So I got into the make-up room and saw that cupboard 338 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,760 and thought, "If I can get in there..." 339 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,080 if I had been able to... I mean, it was full of mattresses. 340 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,680 So it's interesting that I still went, "I can get in there." 341 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,480 (LAUGHTER) 342 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,800 Uh, so what does that do for the scores for the task? 343 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:15,320 Well, Anne managed 1 minute and 43 seconds. 344 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,320 Ooh! (APPLAUSE) 345 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,880 Somehow, that is by far the longest time. 346 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:25,400 That gives Josh one point, Lloyd two, Jenny three, Wil four. 347 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,040 And the winner of the task is Anne with five points. 348 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,160 (APPLAUSE) I don't know how. 349 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,680 And how are we looking for the episode scores so far? 350 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,600 Well, the lady stuck in between the couch and the carpet 351 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,720 is somehow also our leader. It's Anne with ten points. 352 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,240 OK. I don't know what's going on. 353 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,640 OK, Tom, let's keep the ball rolling. 354 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,240 This is my line that says a task about pipedreams 355 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,800 is in the pipeline. 356 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,440 Trilby. Hi, Lloyd. 357 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,040 Hello, Tom. Hi, Wil. 358 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,560 Ooh, a label maker. 359 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,400 I've just got some questions for you, if that's OK. OK. 360 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,800 What's your full name? Joshua Thomas. 361 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,400 What's your place of birth? Uh, Melbourne. 362 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,160 And when you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? 363 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,760 I mean, I guess my mum wanted me to be... 364 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,760 I know it's very stereotypical, but a doctor, 365 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,720 so I just wanted to be that as well. 366 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,080 I think I wanted to be an actor. A teacher. 367 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,960 I wanted to be a dog trainer. 368 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,040 Professional footballer, an AFL footballer. 369 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:31,120 (SIGHS) What are you up to? 370 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,920 Oh, no. 371 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,560 "Apply for the job of actor." 372 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,360 "Apply for the job of teacher." 373 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,320 "Apply for the job of AFL footballer." 374 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:49,200 "Most impressive job application wins." 375 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,120 "You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now." 376 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,000 How do doctors apply for jobs? 377 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,920 So they go through medical school 378 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,680 and then they tend to, like, let loose there. 379 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,520 But then they also do, like, that test with you. 380 00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,800 UMAP. They do UMAP. 381 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,600 You know the three things that that tests - 382 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,120 comprehension, empathy and logic. 383 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,680 I need you to get me a dog. 384 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,520 I'll see what we can do. 385 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,200 (APPLAUSE) 386 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,040 So, pretty straightforward. 387 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,440 They just have to apply for the job that they wanted to do 388 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:17,720 when they were younger. Yeah. 389 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,640 Who should we see first? First up, it's Dr Tian. 390 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,040 Welcome to the UMAP exam. Comprehend what that is. 391 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,400 A big pencil. Correct? 392 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,200 Comprehend that. Banana. 393 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,320 How am I feeling now? (CRIES) 394 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,760 Extremely sad. 395 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,560 Square. Square. What's next? 396 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:35,560 Rhombus. 397 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,520 That is the best UMAP exam we've ever seen in our lives. 398 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:43,560 My God. I'm the top doctor at the top city hospital 399 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,320 and I have no idea how to solve this case. 400 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,400 I can do this. 401 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,880 I have seen this before from all my partying years 402 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,800 when I was in medical school. 403 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,120 I can tell it's a human body, 404 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:02,280 and comprehension means that I know that this... 405 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,600 ..is a rhombus. 406 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:10,600 Oh, my God, she's made the best diagnosis I've ever seen in my life. 407 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,640 And that is my application to be a doctor. 408 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,160 (APPLAUSE) 409 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:24,400 So was that application a gritty reboot of Doogie Howser? 410 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,800 I'm sorry, what is that? (LAUGHTER) 411 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:35,160 Ironically, it was a program where a doctor who was really young 412 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,720 was good at his job. 413 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:40,000 Cool. Are you not going to ask about the head? 414 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,400 (LAUGHTER) 415 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,440 Did you not think to go and reattach it as part of your training? 416 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,960 No. This is the way to be a doctor. 417 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,520 Alright, who's next? 418 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,400 Unlike other boys in rural Victoria, 419 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,280 he had a pretty kooky and avant garde dream. 420 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,080 He wanted to be a professional AFL player. 421 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,360 Here's Wil Anderson. 422 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,880 G'day, I'm Wil Anderson, and I'm here to apply for the job 423 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,320 of AFL footballer. 424 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:06,920 I'm gonna be no good on the field, but I'm amazing at boasting. 425 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:10,080 Tom from Taskmaster News, you lost the game today. Why was that? 426 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,920 Didn't lose the game. Won the game. 427 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,760 Best game we've ever played. Best game of the season. 428 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,160 We won it. Won it by a lot. 429 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,320 Don't know what you're talking about. You're an idiot. 430 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,400 Also, I'm great at distraction. Look over there! 431 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,560 It's Tom. See? Amazing. 432 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,880 One of your team-mates slept with another one of your team-mates... 433 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:28,280 Good on him. Well done. That's what we like at our club - bonding. 434 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,840 We're really proud as a bunch to be so close as a team. 435 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,440 Here's what I'm also gonna do. 436 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,520 Deny. Deny, deny, deny. 437 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:38,240 Um, I've read accusations recently that your feet look a bit strange. 438 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:41,400 Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 439 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,120 Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 440 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,800 I don't have feet. (LAUGHTER) 441 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:49,040 I'm Wil Anderson and my goal is to be an AFL footballer. 442 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,120 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 443 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:02,000 Did I just see Wil Anderson do a good sketch. 444 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,880 I think that might have been just what happened. 445 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,720 I just saw a sketch and you made it 446 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,560 and it was good... WIL: Yeah. 447 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,840 Yeah, I mean, I was trying to get inside 448 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,400 what could I do as an AFL footballer these days? 449 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,520 And I took a real, I've gotta say, 450 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,840 Tom Gleeson approach to answering questions. 451 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:25,600 It was real... I was very inspired by you in the attitude of like, 452 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:29,040 whatever came my way, just embrace it, send it back to them. 453 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,440 And I got to be honest with you, it feels good to be you. 454 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,640 (LAUGHTER) It is. It's bloody great. 455 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,320 I know you get to say all these horrible things and call it humour. 456 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,040 Yep. (LAUGHS) 457 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,960 Alright. Think that was really good. Mm. 458 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,720 It's gonna be hard to beat. Who's next? 459 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,080 He wants to be an actor so bad 460 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:51,440 he learnt a very convincing Welsh accent for this show. 461 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,000 It's Lloyd Langford. (LAUGHTER) 462 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,720 Hello. My name is Lloyd Langford. 463 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,240 I am an actor of incredible range. 464 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,080 But don't take my word for it - 465 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,240 here, enjoy my show reel. 466 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,840 Here is 'Action'. 467 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,440 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 468 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:11,960 Hiya! 469 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,960 Here is 'Sadness'. 470 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,720 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) Johnny, you crazy son of a bitch! 471 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,160 What have you done, Johnny?! 472 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,520 What am I gonna do now, Johnny? 473 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:28,680 Who's gonna look after the kiiiids? 474 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:32,400 Here is 'Forest-Based Monster'. 475 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,560 (HORROR MUSIC) (GROWLS) 476 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,760 Hiya! 477 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,440 (GROWLS) 478 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,640 Here is 'Restless Baby'. 479 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,200 (WHIMPERS AND BABBLES) 480 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,960 Here is 'Pornographic Film Star'. 481 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,920 (AMERICAN ACCENT) Ma'am, your dishwasher is fixed. 482 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,160 Oh, thank you so much, mister. 483 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,560 How could I ever repay you? 484 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:09,400 Well, I got some ideas. 485 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,800 (SULTRY MUSIC) 486 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,640 That was, uh, just a small taste 487 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:19,320 of the many different acting styles that I, Lloyd Langford, 488 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,600 am capable of. 489 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,400 If you need an actor, I'm your man. 490 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,640 (APPLAUSE) 491 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,120 To be honest, I just loved it because we got to hear you say 492 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,640 'here' over and over again. (LAUGHTER) 493 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,560 I mean, it was an absolute treat. 494 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,520 Let's play a game now. Say this word 'here'. 495 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,480 (STRONG WELSH ACCENT) Here. Here. 496 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,360 Here. Here. 497 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,080 Here. (LAUGHS) 498 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:49,200 This is now... This is now... just televised racism. 499 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,000 (LAUGHTER) 500 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,440 Welcome to Australia. 501 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,040 (LAUGHTER) 502 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,000 Now for you at home to do the most important job of all - 503 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,920 sit through advertisements while you wait for us to return. 504 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,560 We're back soon with more job applications on Taskmaster. 505 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,320 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 506 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,640 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 507 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:21,120 Welcome back to the Taskmaster season finale, 508 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,960 where tonight, one comedian will take home the big prize 509 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,640 and another will take home Humphrey B. Bear. 510 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:30,400 Or as Lloyd Langford calls him Miscellaneous Yellow Fedora Bear. 511 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,120 (LAUGHTER) 512 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:33,200 Tom, what's going on? 513 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,040 Our contestants are trying to land their dream jobs 514 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,600 via video applications. OK. Who's next? 515 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,120 She wanted to be a teacher so let me be the first to say... 516 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,680 (SINGSONG) Good morning, Miss Edmonds. 517 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,000 (CHUCKLES) 518 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,960 Principal Cashman. 519 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,920 Thank you so much for seeing me. 520 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,120 Thanks for coming in, Mrs Edmonds. Thank you. No problem. 521 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:54,160 The main thing I think we're missing a lot in the education system today 522 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,320 is discipline. 523 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,400 OK. I've got a little student here. 524 00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:01,120 That's Phil there, and he's been a very naughty boy. 525 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,640 One of the best things I could do as a teacher would be to give you 526 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:07,240 a little demonstration of how I would approach this situation. 527 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,280 Hey, Phil, how's it going? 528 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,360 (AS PHIL) "Good, thanks." 529 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,600 You're gonna be doing Phil as well? Yep. 530 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,600 If you could not interrupt me. I'm sorry. 531 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,960 So, Phil, yesterday, 532 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,440 where were you, buddy? Where were you? 533 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,360 "I was up the back." No, you weren't! 534 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,400 You weren't up the back, Phil. 535 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,960 "I was." You weren't! 536 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,160 Oh, what's that smell? 537 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,400 Been having a few darts, have we? 538 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,680 "No, my dad smokes." 539 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,160 You don't even have a dad! 540 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,920 We don't need scum like you, Phil. 541 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,680 Messing up my perfect record. 542 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,840 Now I got a little black stain on my record. 543 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,400 A little Phil stain. 544 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,880 You made a little Phil stain? 545 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,400 So that's more or less my application. 546 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,520 Thanks, Principal Cashman. Thanks a lot. 547 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,960 (APPLAUSE) 548 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:58,120 Anne, I'm not surprised to say... that was disturbing. 549 00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,640 (LAUGHTER) 550 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,680 I mean, it's a job application. ANNE: Yes. 551 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,680 And I mean, I enjoyed it as entertainment, 552 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,280 but I would not send my children to your school. 553 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,000 I've met your children. You probably should. 554 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,440 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 555 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,960 My children watch this show. They'll be like, "Yeah. Fair enough." 556 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,400 (LAUGHTER) 557 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,840 Alright, anyone left? 558 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,280 This old dog wants to learn a new trick 559 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,000 and that trick is teaching tricks to dogs. It's Josh Thomas. 560 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,680 (APPLAUSE) 561 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,960 Ladies and gentlemen! 562 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:33,000 Please welcome the Amazing Josh and Phoebe. 563 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,920 Today, for your amazement, the very good Phoebe 564 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,520 will jump through a hoop. 565 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:42,520 For our first trick, we will remove the leash from the dog 566 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,520 and the dog will not go back to its owner. 567 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,360 (LAUGHTER) 568 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:51,360 (HUMS CIRCUS RIFF) 569 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,600 (DRUMROLL) 570 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:08,960 Ta-da! 571 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,280 Yes! 572 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,920 Phoebe. (APPLAUSE) 573 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,680 So this is a job application? Yeah. 574 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,960 Featuring footage of you doing that job poorly. 575 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,520 (LAUGHTER) 576 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:24,160 Yeah. 577 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,480 We did spend probably 24 minutes 578 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,080 teaching Phoebe to jump through a hoop. 579 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,080 And she jumped through hoops 580 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,680 not on the show, though. Right. 581 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,960 And you know what I've always said, "(BLEEP) Phoebe." 582 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,760 (LAUGHTER) 583 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:43,720 No, this is definitely the task I've been the saddest about. 584 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:44,920 (AUDIENCE SIGHS) 585 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,000 I really believed I was gonna pick a dog, 586 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,920 teach it to jump through a hoop and we'd win a Logie. 587 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,320 (LAUGHTER) 588 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,000 Well, if it makes you feel any better, I've got some secret footage 589 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,840 of the dogs saying that it likes you. 590 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,520 (LAUGHTER) 591 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,920 Absolutely love that. Yeah. 592 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:02,040 No, I love that. 593 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:03,960 Alright, well, I need to hand out some scores. 594 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,640 You do. I think it's pretty easy. 595 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,000 I think Anne's on one. 596 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,080 Her application was her doing the job badly. 597 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,600 Josh is on two, same. 598 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,840 I'm giving three points to Jenny 'cause the head fell off. 599 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,040 I'm gonna give four points to Lloyd 600 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,400 'cause I just liked hearing him say 'here' over and over again. 601 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,800 Ah, but five points to Wil Anderson 602 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,560 because the Wil Anderson Sketch Show finally has a good sketch! 603 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,400 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Finally! 604 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,600 Alright, keep the tasks coming, Lesser Tom. 605 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,360 Well, you might not be calling me Lesser Tom for long, 606 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:37,080 because in this task, I debut a brand-new nickname. 607 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,840 Where is he? Where is the little fella? 608 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,840 Into the caravan. 609 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,680 Hello, Tom. Hi, Wil. 610 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,400 How are you? I'm OK. 611 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,080 How are you? I'm well. 612 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,560 I just did a coffee poo. How are you? 613 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,680 Oh. Thanks for telling me. Yeah. 614 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,920 (READS) "Throw something at Tom. 615 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,520 "You must announce your throw by yelling... 616 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,280 "'Hey, fun boy! "'Hey, fun boy! 617 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,600 "'Hey fun boy!'" 618 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:14,840 I like this already. 619 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,040 "If Tom catches your throw, you will be disqualified. 620 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,760 "If the Taskmaster deems your throw to be uncatchable, 621 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,360 "you will be disqualified. 622 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,160 "Most unco drop from Tom wins. 623 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,440 "You have until the end of today's filming." 624 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,760 Mm. "Your time starts now." 625 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,560 Man, this is, like, a fun task. 626 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:32,800 Chucking stuff at me? 627 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,280 I'm not gonna hurt you. OK. 628 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,000 I promise you, I will not hurt you. 629 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,800 I'm not going to call you Fun Boy, by the way. 630 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,240 (SCATTERED GROANING) 631 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,680 Were you wanting it to catch on. 632 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,360 If it didn't kill you. (LAUGHTER) 633 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,400 Alright, Fun Boy, who are we going to watch? 634 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,760 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 635 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,160 They're my joint favourite contestants for this season. 636 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,560 It's Anne, Jenny, Josh, Lloyd and Wil. 637 00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,800 "Your time starts now." 638 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:04,720 But I must announce my throw by yelling, "Hey, fun boy!" 639 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,480 Hey, fun boy! 640 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,200 Is that... Does that... Was that it? 641 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,000 Oh wait, do I only get one? 642 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,560 Yeah. Oh, no! 643 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,280 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 644 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,120 Hey. 645 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,720 Hi, Josh. 646 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,800 Fun guy! 647 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,120 Hello. Hi, Anne. 648 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,240 How are you? I'm OK. 649 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,920 Hey, fun boy. 650 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,560 Oh. 651 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,160 Right, what's happening with you? Oh, OK. 652 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:36,200 When the time was up, I sat up, I saw you immediately, 653 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,360 and I took this beautiful photo. 654 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,520 Hey, fun boy. 655 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,960 AUDIENCE: Whoo! 656 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,360 Alright, I'm gonna be back. 657 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,240 Hey, fun boy. 658 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,240 OK, good. 659 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,480 Do you think that was uncatchable? It was quite aggressive. 660 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,440 Hey, fun boy. 661 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,000 ..fun boy. 662 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,560 I think it was catchable. You think that was catchable? 663 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,800 Fun guy. 664 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,320 You almost got it. 665 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,320 Mm. I got a hand on it. 666 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:08,840 Hey, fun boy. 667 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,560 Sorry, Tom. That's OK. 668 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,240 I apologise for that. 669 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,600 Hey, fun boy. 670 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,960 Brutal for me, this one. 671 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:33,120 This one had the potential for me to make some classic catches in, 672 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,440 and I made zero catches. 673 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,360 Alright, well, I have to rank them, don't I, 674 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,920 in terms of how uncoordinated they make you look. 675 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:41,960 Yeah. 676 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,520 Well, I'll give Anne one point 677 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,120 because it just flew straight past you 678 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,200 and you didn't even react to it, 679 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,640 so you just look like you missed it. 680 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,800 Yep. And same goes for Jenny. 681 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,920 It was sort of so quick, it just sort of just flung 682 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,480 in front of you, and you just didn't even react. 683 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,360 And then I want to give Josh three, 684 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,280 but I can't because he didn't say, "Hey, fun boy." 685 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,440 I didn't say it. 686 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,600 Yeah, so Josh is disqualified. 687 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,600 OK. 688 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,800 Yeah. No, it's fair. (AUDIENCE GROANS) 689 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:09,160 I don't get why people keep feeling sorry for you 690 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,000 when you lose points because you don't follow the rules. 691 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,200 (LAUGHTER) 692 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,880 Uh, but I can't quite decide. 693 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,240 I think that, um, Lloyd and Wil both made you look pretty unco. 694 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,920 Beautifully. Do we have a side-by-side? 695 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,600 Wil made him look more unco. 696 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:22,960 You reckon? Absolutely, yeah. 697 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,520 OK. Should we have a little look? Mm. 698 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:25,720 Hey, fun boy. 699 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:30,080 Hey, fun boy. 700 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,920 Alright, that's easy. 701 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,920 Four points to Lloyd, five points to Wil. 702 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:39,960 Well done. 703 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,920 OK, time for me to be a less-than-fun boy 704 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,880 and let you know that it's ad time. 705 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,320 See you soon with more season finale madness, after this. 706 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,680 Welcome back to the Taskmaster grand final. 707 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,520 We're not far away from finding out who will walk away with 708 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,480 shorts that are far too fancy for Lloyd Langford. 709 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,360 Tom Cashman, do you have another task for us? 710 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,920 Yes, and I'm sad to announce this is the last proper task 711 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,640 of the season, as this is the last time our contestants will see 712 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,840 any action on the field. 713 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,480 I thought we should all see some collaboration. 714 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,280 Hey, Tom. Hi, Wil. 715 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,680 Villain? 716 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,520 Ooh! Hero. 717 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,440 Hello, Tom. Whoa! 718 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,760 Hi, Josh. 719 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,360 "Collaborate on a short action film." 720 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,880 Oh! This is so exciting. 721 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,280 "The action film must have a script. 722 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,720 "A hero. "A villain. 723 00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,680 "Music. "And sound effects. 724 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,120 "Your job on the action film is written on your chair. 725 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,720 "Best contribution to the action film wins. 726 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,800 "You have 45 minutes. 727 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,000 "Your time starts now." 728 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,400 Sound effects. Oh, my God, I'm the hero! 729 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,160 Villain. Composer. 730 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,680 Scriptwriter. 731 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,400 I'm really into, like, old kind of kung-fu-type films. 732 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:21,440 Do you have a script? 733 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,400 Would you like a script? That seems useful. 734 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,960 It's an original by Lloyd Langford. 735 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,560 No! 736 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,840 You haven't even read it yet. 737 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:34,520 I just know Lloyd's gonna come up with something underwhelming. 738 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:35,720 (LAUGHTER) 739 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,920 Jimmy and Timmy Wolf were two of the best Scouts 740 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,440 in the Shaolin Scout troop. 741 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,080 Did Lloyd write this? I can tell. 742 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,400 The more I read the script, the less I sort of understand. 743 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,760 But the troop leader, Master Keith Snake, 744 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,400 was always pushing them to the limit. 745 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,760 And this is me - Keith. 746 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,480 Keith Snake disappears in a puff of smoke. 747 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,560 (LIQUID SPURTS) 748 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,320 I feel like I'm gonna have to do a training montage. 749 00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,160 (PLAYS CONVINCING ACTION MUSIC) 750 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,680 (MAKES SOUND EFFECTS) 751 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,400 Jimmy whittles... Whittles? 752 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,120 Yeah, like, carves bits of wood. 753 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,120 (SCRAPES) 754 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,960 Jimmy uses his Scout skills to fight these punks. 755 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,800 (WHIMPERS) 756 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,800 They try to kick him, but he furiously shines their shoes. 757 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:16,960 (LAUGHS) 758 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,160 Did someone say something about a voice alterer! 759 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,120 Ah! 760 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,880 (SCREECHES) 761 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,400 Punches. 762 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,520 Kicks. 763 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:27,800 Headbutts. 764 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,040 (CLATTERING) 765 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,640 A bit of ear nibbling. 766 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,560 (CRUNCH!) (WAILS) 767 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,800 Jimmy grabs a towel off the bar, 768 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,280 wraps it around Keith's neck in a knot. 769 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,800 (MAKES SQUEAKING NOISE) 770 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,200 Tightens it and kills him. And that's the end. 771 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,560 What's this film called? 772 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:48,320 I was thinking of calling it Unholy Fists Of The Very Aggrieved Scout. 773 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,600 Because I only have a small part, I've got to go big. 774 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,600 OK. 775 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,040 Alright, well, I think let's get into it. 776 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,360 I can't wait to see my vision brought to life. 777 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:07,080 OK, so, I think we really want to see how this all came together. 778 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,880 What am I looking out for? 779 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,000 You're looking out for the best contribution to the short film. 780 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,520 The best contribution. OK. 781 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,720 And they're coming at it from all angles. 782 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:15,800 Yeah. 783 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,080 Alright, let's have a look. 784 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:21,520 This is The Unholy Fists Of The Very Aggrieved Scout. 785 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,280 (TRADITIONAL-SOUNDING STRING FLOURISH) 786 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:30,320 JOSH: Jimmy and Timmy Wolf were two of the best Scouts 787 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,080 in the Shaolin Scout troop. 788 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,040 But the troop leader, Master Keith Snake, 789 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,240 was always pushing them to the limit. 790 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:39,000 I'm not sure I can tie this knot, Jimmy. 791 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,160 If you can't do it, that's OK, brother. 792 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,200 (GROANS) (CRACKING SOUND EFFECT) 793 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,480 Do something. He will surely perish. 794 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,200 (COUGHS) 795 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,320 Avenge me, brother, and maybe try for a badge other than knots. 796 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,400 (LIQUID GUSHES) 797 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,360 So, what are you looking for in a partner? 798 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,720 I am not looking for a partner. 799 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:31,680 I am looking for an evil Scout leader 800 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,280 whose callous careless behaviour allowed my brother to die painfully. 801 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,880 And I will avenge him. 802 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:42,400 (ACTION MUSIC PLAYS) 803 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,320 (TINKLING) 804 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:55,320 JOSH: Boing. 805 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:59,560 (GRUNTS, YELLS) 806 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,320 Hmm. I wish you'd put that in your bio. 807 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:03,840 Hey, mate. 808 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,320 We don't like guys coming in here and misrepresenting 809 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,320 themselves in their dating bios. 810 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,800 What are you going to do about it? 811 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,640 We're gonna kick your puny ass. 812 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,200 (THINKS) Scout's honour prohibits violence, 813 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,680 but these shitheads are going to get a good punchin'. 814 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,440 (SHATTERING SOUND EFFECT) 815 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:23,360 (YELLS, GRUNTS REPEATEDLY) 816 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:29,720 (ACTION MUSIC PLAYS) 817 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:32,720 (GROWLS) 818 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,600 (SCRAPING NOISE) (WAILS) 819 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,400 Oh, that was painful. 820 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,720 (PANTS HEAVILY) 821 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,360 ANNE: Ah! 822 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,600 I have hunted for you for two decades. 823 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,560 I have earned every Scout badge but one. 824 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,960 You killed my brother. I am here to avenge his death. 825 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:25,120 I will kill you and dance on your grave and piss on your bones! 826 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,920 Ha! 827 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,760 (GRUNTS) 828 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,800 Ha! Ha! 829 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:46,960 (GRUNTS REPEATEDLY) 830 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,600 (SHRIEKS) 831 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,840 (GROANS) 832 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,720 I think you finally deserve this. 833 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:06,240 (INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYS) 834 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,960 Maybe we should go on a second date. 835 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,400 # Little twins in the middle of the night 836 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,200 # Along came a Swede, he was looking for a fight 837 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:19,040 # He killed his brother Therefore, Mother 838 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:24,680 # I can hear her screaming 839 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,160 # Screaming 840 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:33,200 # She's screaming 841 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:41,680 # Unholy Fists Of The Very Aggravated Scout 842 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:47,360 # Scout, Scout, Scout, Scout. # 843 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,600 (APPLAUSE) 844 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:57,600 (LAUGHTER) 845 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,800 I think we've found another recurring character 846 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,560 for the Wil Anderson sketch show. 847 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,480 You know what the best thing about it is? 848 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,000 I refused to get out of character all day. 849 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,040 (LAUGHTER) 850 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:12,160 I, like, real method, would only talk to the crew in that accent 851 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,680 that would just go through. 852 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,920 It was a good, fun day. 853 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,400 Well, you've all made a great film, 854 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,240 but I'm capable of creating drama and tension myself. 855 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:23,640 I'm going to tell you who won that one after the ad break. 856 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:24,880 See you soon. 857 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,280 Welcome back to Taskmaster Australia. 858 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,040 Right now we're having a filmmaking awards ceremony. 859 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:43,000 Yeah, the Shitty Oscars. 860 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,880 Also known as the Shoscars, 861 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,920 also known as the Logies. 862 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,440 (LAUGHTER) 863 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,640 That's right, we just saw the world premiere of 864 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,040 The Unholy Fists Of The Very Aggrieved Scout, 865 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,440 produced by these five right here. 866 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,360 Yeah, and I've got to pick the most outstanding contribution, 867 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,160 but I feel like I didn't see enough of Anne and Josh 868 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,960 because they were a bit more behind the scenes. 869 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:03,960 Totally. 870 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,440 So, let's have a peek behind the scenes and maybe see their work. OK. 871 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:10,000 Jimmy and Timmy Wolf were two of the best Scouts 872 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,680 in the Shaolin Scout troop. 873 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,160 (ANNE PLAYS INCIDENTAL MUSIC) 874 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:18,880 (MAKES VARIOUS SOUND EFFECTS) 875 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,200 Boing. 876 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,440 No. Boy, are they gonna miss that. 877 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:26,240 I will kill you and dance on your grave and piss on your bones! 878 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,440 (BOTH SCREAM) 879 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,760 It's mostly punching noises. 880 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,920 (MAKES SOUND EFFECTS) 881 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,320 Ah! Oh, no, that's just too much. 882 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:40,440 (PLAYS ACCORDION CHORD) 883 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,720 (MAKES CRUNCHING NOISE) 884 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,920 (BLOWS WHISTLE) OK. 885 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,240 Thanks, Josh. Thank you. 886 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:52,880 Terrible movie written by Lloyd. 887 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:56,960 Well, I guess I should come up with some scores. 888 00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:01,000 Um, so, I'm going to give one point to Lloyd because the script was... 889 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,920 Lloyd, everyone else in the production complained about it. 890 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,480 (LAUGHTER) 891 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:09,680 So, one point to Lloyd. 892 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,440 I'm giving two points for Wil Anderson's recurring character 893 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,960 that's coming up in his brand-new sketch show. 894 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,480 I'm giving three points to Jenny for a wonderful performance. 895 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,680 (APPLAUSE) 896 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,600 Held the whole thing together. 897 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,080 Uh, four points to Anne Edmonds for the original score - 898 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,320 all that music was done by Anne. 899 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:29,720 And five points for the beautiful sound effects of Josh Thomas. 900 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:33,040 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 901 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,720 Let's have one last look at those episode scores 902 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,320 before we wrap this thing up. 903 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,120 Well, there's two points in it at the front, 904 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,840 but Wil has Anne slightly beaten 905 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,680 with his score of 18 points for the episode. 906 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,920 Alright, contestants, I hate to see you go, 907 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,480 but I love to watch you leave. 908 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:56,080 So get up on that stage for one last live task. 909 00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,360 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 910 00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:04,200 What's going on here, Lesser Tom? Contestants, please turn around. 911 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,280 Hmm. 912 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,080 MOST: Oh. 913 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,320 Why does it...why are you all making noises like you know. 914 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,000 JENNY: You don't know? 915 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,480 Please read the task, Josh. I don't know. 916 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,400 "Build a marshmallow tower using the remaining 917 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,240 "marshmallows in the jar you've had in your green room 918 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:25,920 "since the start of the studio record. 919 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:30,280 (LAUGHTER) 920 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,040 "Tallest tower wins. You have three minutes." 921 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,040 ANNE: Lloyd! 922 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,520 "Your time starts on Tom's whistle." 923 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:44,240 Did you like the marshmallows, Wil? (LAUGHS) 924 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:46,440 I was going to take the rest home with me. 925 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:52,720 And I almost did that before we recorded this. 926 00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:54,440 (LAUGHTER) 927 00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,920 Lloyd, would you like to explain what's happened here? 928 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:04,520 I spoke to the director of the series, and I said, 929 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,840 "I've got this giant jar of marshmallows in my room. 930 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,840 "I would like to replace them with a jar of fruit." 931 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,880 (LAUGHTER) 932 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,080 How long have we got? 933 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,000 Three minutes from... (BLOWS WHISTLE) 934 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,600 (CHEERING) 935 00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,880 Did you ask for any specific fruit, Lloyd? 936 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,120 All I can see here is mandarins. 937 00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,280 Two minutes left. (WOMAN SHRIEKS) 938 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:42,760 90 seconds. 939 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,520 Just pouring them out. 940 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,760 I really thought it would balance. 941 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,040 30 seconds left. Oh, Jesus. 942 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,480 Oh, my God. 943 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,160 Yeah, thank you. 10 seconds. 944 00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:57,160 How even... 945 00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,040 Five, four, 946 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,800 three, two, one. 947 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,520 Hands off! (BLOWS WHISTLE) 948 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,760 No! 949 00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,320 No. So sad. 950 00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,360 Oh, wow, look at Lloyd's! Wow. 951 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,560 For all those kids watching at home, fruit IS good for you. 952 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,880 Alright, we'll find out the winner of the live task after this. 953 00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:37,480 Welcome back to an emotional final part of the final episode 954 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,000 of Taskmaster Australia season two. 955 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,240 We've got some winners to get to, Lesser Tom, 956 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:43,640 so how do the scores look? 957 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,920 The lowest height was Anne with 10.2cm. 958 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,480 Josh got to 11.9cm. 959 00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,040 Wil got 13.6cm. 960 00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:52,680 Jenny stacked 15.5cm. 961 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:57,080 But on his healthy high horse, Lloyd got 33.5cm. 962 00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:00,960 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 963 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,400 That means for this episode, the winner is Wil 964 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,080 with a total of 21 points. 965 00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,600 Congratulations, Wil. Go and get your valuable stuff 966 00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,600 that holds no value to Lloyd. 967 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,720 So, what have we learned from this episode? 968 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:18,520 Hey, fun boy. Ooh! 969 00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:24,080 (LAUGHTER, CHEERING) 970 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,720 Good on you, Wil, for winning it! 971 00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:34,200 Give him a big hand! 972 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,560 Alright, we made it to the end. 973 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,800 Some doubted us even more than Wil's parents doubted him. 974 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,560 But we did it, we survived, 975 00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,360 even after all the throwing, catching, 976 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:56,880 hiding and shit shovelling that was season two. 977 00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,440 I'm proud to say we have a winner. 978 00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,800 So, Lesser Tom, who is that winner? 979 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:07,440 In a commendable fifth place on 138 points, it's Josh Thomas. 980 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,120 In a slightly more commendable fourth place 981 00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,360 on 142 points, it's Jenny Tian. 982 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:16,440 ANNE: Yes. 983 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:22,280 Then up in third on 154 points, Wil Anderson. 984 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,280 Thank you. 985 00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,760 But overall, the winner is love, 986 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:33,440 because, no joke, on 161 points, a tie, 987 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,480 between Anne and Lloyd! 988 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,960 Oh, no! 989 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:39,760 Oh, no. 990 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:46,440 This means we have a first on Taskmaster Australia. 991 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,440 We have a season tie. 992 00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,160 Oh! 993 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,200 What does it mean? Yes, what happens? 994 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,200 We have a season tie breaker. 995 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,960 So I'm going to give you both a pen and paper, 996 00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,840 and then I'm going to ask you a question. 997 00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,160 You're going to have five seconds to write your answer to the question 998 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,080 on your piece of paper, and we're going to see who gets the closest. 999 00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,560 I can't write. 1000 00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,240 Oh it's big. Oh! 1001 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:10,520 This is for the season? One question for the season? 1002 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,200 That's right. 1003 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,680 I was expecting a giant piece of paper. 1004 00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,520 (JENNY LAUGHS) 1005 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:20,400 How much does the Taskmaster trophy weigh? 1006 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,200 Please write down your answers. 1007 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,200 OK. 1008 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,400 (JOSH GROANS) 1009 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,000 You finished? 1010 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,120 (LAUGHTER) 1011 00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,600 Please hold up your answers. 1012 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,840 What does yours say, Lloyd? 1013 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,440 3.6kg. 1014 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,480 What does yours say, Anne? 7kg. 1015 00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:48,240 Let's look at the tape. 1016 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,240 No. 1017 00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,560 1.621kg. 1018 00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,240 Which means Lloyd is the winner. 1019 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:05,240 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1020 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:07,840 Well done, mate. 1021 00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:14,120 Congratulations. You win my head. 1022 00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,680 Alright, truly ridiculous! 1023 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,720 Congratulations to Lloyd. Goodnight! 1024 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,000 Let me feel it. 1025 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,040 It's all very nice. 1026 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,080 Hi, Tom. 1027 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,320 I think I'm having an aneurysm. 1028 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,560 Oh! 1029 00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,840 There we go. (BLEEP) you! 1030 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,560 Oh, no. Don't! Come on. 1031 00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,280 Bye! Oh, God.